Milt Rombley Booed, Called Traitor By Republican Caucus

Rombley attempted to shame and lecture Republicans.

Mitt Romney was lustily booed by the more than 2,100 Republican delegates who packed into the Maverik Center on Saturday for the party’s state convention.

"Aren't you embarrassed?" said Romney trying to deflect the chorus of catcalls that greeted him as he took the stage.

"I'm a man who says what he means, and you know I was not a fan of our last president’s character issues,” said Romney as delegates attempted to shout him down. Accusations that Romney was a "traitor" or "communist" flew from the crowd like so many poison darts.

The cacophony of disapproval only ended after outgoing party chair Derek Brown scolded delegates to "show respect" for Romney.

"You can boo all you like," said Romney. "I've been a Republican all of my life. My dad was the governor of Michigan and I was the Republican nominee for president in 2012."

Rombley just narrowly avoided being censured by the party, too.


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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

2 He thought he was going to be the post-Trump kingmaker, maybe even the next presidential candidate from the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

3

"My dad was the governor of Michigan "

LOL

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 03, 2021 02:35 PM (NuVOb)

4 He did great with the SLC Olympics. Then......eh, I got nothin'.

Posted by: Blind Roscoe McGee at May 03, 2021 02:36 PM (IOhrZ)

5 Jeff Flake
@JeffFlake
You're doing the right thing for the right reason, Mitt. They'll come around.

============

*masturbating furiously to the idea of a Clinton presidency*
-Jeff Flake

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:36 PM (LvTSG)

6 Top five and romney is a dick.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 03, 2021 02:36 PM (JUOKG)

7 Nobody's going to "come around" you Flake.

Posted by: MakeMineTexas at May 03, 2021 02:36 PM (Orf6a)

8 Can't believe I supported this guy so fervently in 2012. Considering his opponent, I guess at the time that was a no-brainer decision.

Posted by: Chris Ko at May 03, 2021 02:36 PM (PKSfG)

9 Looking at the picture, Mitt is old. Why doesn't he retire and spend time with his kids/grandkids?

Posted by: Corona-exile_back_in_exile at May 03, 2021 02:37 PM (O0QMT)

10 Yeah, Flake, I don't think the party is going to come around. Not this time. We've been betrayed one time too many by the likes of you and Mittens.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at May 03, 2021 02:37 PM (VNmG1)

11 How unseemly and barbaric!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

12 8 Can't believe I supported this guy so fervently in 2012. Considering his opponent, I guess at the time that was a no-brainer decision.
Posted by: Chris Ko at May 03, 2021 02:36 PM (PKSfG)

=========

He was never a constitutional limited government conservative. At the time, I said that he would have made a good technocratic president.

That has turned out to be a progressively more horrifying thought with every passing year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

13 "You can boo all you like," said Romney. "I've been a Republican all of my life. My dad was the governor of Michigan and I was the Republican nominee for president in 2012."

LOSER Republican nominee in 2012.

Gotta love the entitled shitbirds living in the past...


"I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille"...something the quisling Hairhead said

Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2021 02:37 PM (DJFLF)

14 Ef the Republicans!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 03, 2021 02:38 PM (2sCft)

15 his hair ain't great. where did that myth come from ?

Posted by: chango lot at May 03, 2021 02:38 PM (g741k)

16 I saw this & was repulsed all over again by his arrogance. I don't give a rat's patootie who is dad was, and what his official party affiliation is.

It's what YOU DID, Pierre, and we will never forgive you, you backstabbing clump of snot.

Posted by: Biblio at May 03, 2021 02:38 PM (tG9gU)

17 Spidey sense told me,someone should go get the horde

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 02:38 PM (Cxk7w)

18 He should retire and spend more time with his car elevator.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 02:38 PM (ptqGC)

19 Heard Mike Lee got a cheer

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 02:38 PM (Cxk7w)

20 Support from Jeff Flake? Hahaha HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 02:38 PM (cSyAR)

21 9 Looking at the picture, Mitt is old. Why doesn't he retire and spend time with his kids/grandkids?

Because that is not what his NWO bosses are paying him to do, silly!

Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2021 02:38 PM (DJFLF)

22 Rombles was NOT censured and not booed off the stage. Mission failed.

Posted by: Valiant at May 03, 2021 02:38 PM (3MiF8)

23 Notice how he didn't bring up that he was the governor of Massachusetts.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 03, 2021 02:38 PM (G2zl5)

24 Something out side doesn't do a good job of is making leaders afraid of us. They're afraid of the the Left, but not the Right.

This is obviously the most mild version of pushback (booing), but it's a good start. I like that when Romney flies, he has a plane full of angry constituents shouting at him.

Maybe we do need to have say a hundred people camped outside figures like John Roberts' house, making life miserable for him. Supposedly "angry crowds" was how he was basing his rulings.

Posted by: Blago at May 03, 2021 02:39 PM (gkdnV)

25 The only presidential vote I am ashamed of.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2021 02:39 PM (8oe0E)

26 You're doing the right thing for the right reason, Mitt. They'll come around.

lol get fucked

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 03, 2021 02:39 PM (DTX3h)

27 Romney's wife mounts horses. She's a desperate lonely woman.

Posted by: Buddha Steppenwolf at May 03, 2021 02:39 PM (/MaDp)

28 Fuck Mittens, and fuck Flaky.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at May 03, 2021 02:39 PM (iPbC0)

29 McCain and Mittens. Two votes I wish I could take back.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

30 My dad can beat up your dad.

So, there!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2021 02:39 PM (3H9h1)

31 My virus device went off and had to be rebooted? What is going on?

Posted by: Recorded at May 03, 2021 02:39 PM (7b4fL)

32 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TRUMP GAVE US QUITE A VIEW INTO MITT ROMNEY'S CHARACTER.

HOW'S TAG'S BUSINESS IN UKRAINE THESE DAYS, MITT?

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 03, 2021 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

33 At least he's got the rousing support of Jeff Flake!
lol!

Posted by: red speck at May 03, 2021 02:39 PM (gS3OW)

34 Did he appear with Jenner and declare the Dems are the real transphobes? If not, he should.

Posted by: Shawn Hannity at May 03, 2021 02:39 PM (qwuAs)

35 The cacophony of disapproval only ended after outgoing party chair Derek Brown scolded delegates to "show respect" for Romney.


Fuck him. You want my respect? Earn it. It's not given freely simply because you are breathing.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2021 02:40 PM (HqWIn)

36 Mutt doesn't even *get* that a new coalition formed around Trump...this has nothing to do with the Grifter Old Party

Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2021 02:40 PM (DJFLF)

37 32 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TRUMP GAVE US QUITE A VIEW INTO MITT ROMNEY'S CHARACTER.

HOW'S TAG'S BUSINESS IN UKRAINE THESE DAYS, MITT?
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 03, 2021 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

=========

I get it now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

38 >"You can boo all you like," said Romney. "I've been a Republican all of my life. My dad was the governor of Michigan and I was the Republican nominee for president in 2012."

The perfect encapsulation of GOPe entitlement

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 02:40 PM (DXFDM)

39 Romney is still trying to get back at Republicans for voting for him.

Posted by: Max Entropy at May 03, 2021 02:40 PM (ur/Uv)

40 Does Mitt have any character concerns with Fungus Brain?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 02:40 PM (cSyAR)

41 What he needs is the coveted Adam Kensinger endorsement.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 02:40 PM (ptqGC)

42 If you aren't Jeff Flake or Mitt Romney -

That Jeff Flake Tweet also works as a perfect dickslap.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 02:40 PM (Kt7VC)

43 I have very few regrets in life. Being too naive to see what this piece of shit was back in 2012 is definitely one of them.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2021 02:41 PM (KbCG3)

44 Jeff Flake: "They'll come around..."

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 03, 2021 02:41 PM (kZVsz)

45 "I've been a Republican all of my life. My dad was the governor of Michigan and I was the Republican nominee for president in 2012."

Thanks for admitting this is just a gigantic game of dynastic assholery, dumbshit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2021 02:41 PM (pAjZN)

46 ...any day now...

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 03, 2021 02:41 PM (kZVsz)

47 Well, the nice thing for Mitt is as soon as this little bit of unpleasantness was over, he could get on his plane and fly back to DC to receive a couple of weeks of non-stop adoration from the people he really cares about ... MSM talk show hosts and corporate lobbyists.

Posted by: Math Checksout at May 03, 2021 02:41 PM (dYe5S)

48 Mutt Rombley, can't stand Trump but I loves me some Bidens....

Fuck you Mutt not help we need.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 02:41 PM (Lzpvj)

49 >>You're doing the right thing for the right reason, Mitt. They'll come around.


"Vote GOP -- who else have you got?"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 02:41 PM (bDqIh)

50 The cacophony of disapproval only ended after outgoing party chair Derek Brown scolded delegates to "show respect" for Romney.

Respect is earned, fuckface.

Posted by: spindrift at May 03, 2021 02:41 PM (h5TKJ)

51 Those nitwits are dead to me.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at May 03, 2021 02:41 PM (OUMaO)

52 8 Can't believe I supported this guy so fervently in 2012. Considering his opponent, I guess at the time that was a no-brainer decision.
Posted by: Chris Ko at May 03, 2021 02:36 PM (PKSfG)

Don't feel bad, I did the same thing, even volunteered to work his campaign

Posted by: Kat_man at May 03, 2021 02:41 PM (3Eq59)

53 insert the sad waiting pablo escobar meme here

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 03, 2021 02:41 PM (kZVsz)

54 He gonna go cry in his car elevator.

Posted by: Smokey at May 03, 2021 02:41 PM (Kt7VC)

55 McCain and Mittens. Two votes I wish I could take back.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh


Amen. And throw Shrub's vote on the pile for good measure.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2021 02:42 PM (HqWIn)

56 Hey, the caucus was simply showing Mitt the exact same level of respect he shows the caucus.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 02:42 PM (GbPPJ)

57 Mitt Romney is a racist white nationalist homophobic misosgynist woman-binder who tortures dogs.

wtf Utah

Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2021 02:42 PM (DJFLF)

58 what's the milt rombley thing

Posted by: havelhavolim at May 03, 2021 02:43 PM (fLpTX)

59 Does Mittens have any hell spawn with political aspirations?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 02:43 PM (ptqGC)

60 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

61 Mitt Romney - The GOP is shrinking, it's just become more selective...

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 03, 2021 02:43 PM (kZVsz)

62 Huh.

Guess I missed the NOOD call in the last thread, you no nood'n bastards.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

63 "They'll come around."

The vote to censure was almost HALF THE ROOM... IN UTAH.

Posted by: red speck at May 03, 2021 02:43 PM (gS3OW)

64 Am i gone again? Just asking.

Posted by: Recorded at May 03, 2021 02:43 PM (7b4fL)

65 > I was the Republican nominee for president in 2012.

Yeah, Schitt, I'd be hoping to live that down if it were me, not reminding people of it.

But then, I'm not into the whole shame/cuck/public humiliation thing, as you clearly are.

Schitt probably busted a nut in his pants when they started booing him. His type ENJOYS that.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 02:43 PM (JZT2F)

66 Some are trying to spin this as "only a few booers" and that Romney continued his speech as normal after the microphone guy came up and the "Aren't you embarassed" bit.

From what I saw, it looked as if the boo-birds had him stopped cold (albeit with a sh*t-eating grin on his corny movie-President face). But, I wasn't there

Posted by: Stimuloss at May 03, 2021 02:43 PM (6VCiI)

67 Receiving political comfort from Jeff Flake is one indication "you're living in an alternate universe".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (Zny85)

68 >>what's the milt rombley thing


That lady with the Vodka soaked Tampns, the Moderator, she couldn't pronounce his name.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (Kt7VC)

69 59 Does Mittens have any hell spawn with political aspirations?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 02:43 PM (ptqGC)


no but he has some butt ugly sister wives

Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (DJFLF)

70 >
59 Does Mittens have any hell spawn with political aspirations?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 02:43 PM (ptqGC)


Yes. And they all have perfect hair.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (8oe0E)

71 The funny thing is that Romney won the nomination in 2012 in part by talking like an immigration hardliner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

72 "You can't boo me! I'm your better!!" - Mitt at the convention

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (L2ZTs)

73 what's the milt rombley thing
Posted by: havelhavolim at May 03, 2021 02:43 PM (fLpTX)

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You'll have to ask Bronco Bomma.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (kZVsz)

74 So much pearl-clutching in the GOPe. It's delicious.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (ptqGC)

75 Romney has no regrets about his role in turning the U.S. into a totalitarian state?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (cSyAR)

76 6 Top five and romney is a dick.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 03, 2021 02:36 PM


We rate one of those clauses as True.

Posted by: Snopes at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (DMUuz)

77 Willard has no self awareness.

Posted by: Unkaren at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (vGJY7)

78 Mittens wasn't elected by the people of Utah to "vote his conscience" he was elected to represent his constituents.

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (gmo/4)

79 Next time, throw coins.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (UHVv4)

80 > Does Mittens have any hell spawn with political aspirations?

Five kids that are claimed to be his.

Which nearly counts as being sterile, for a Mormon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 02:45 PM (JZT2F)

81 You're doing the right thing for the right reason, Mitt. They'll come around. https://t.co/XjHePfMtv6

- Jeff Flake (@JeffFlake)


HEY KID!!!!

*tosses bag full of dicks*

Here!!

Posted by: Mean Joe Green at May 03, 2021 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

82 >>"You can boo all you like," said Romney. "I've been a Republican all of my life. My dad was the governor of Michigan and I was the Republican nominee for president in 2012."



Mike Pence: "How's that 'unity' taste, Trump voters? Are you now on board for 2022?"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 02:45 PM (bDqIh)

83 Remember when Trump (as POTUS) and Romney had dinner together?

I so, so wish there was a recording of their conversation. Can't help but believe it was hilarious.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (L2ZTs)

84 25 The only presidential vote I am ashamed of.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2021 02:39 PM (8oe0E)


So, you didn't vote for McStain?

(I did and I am)

Posted by: a.moron at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (I5FZ1)

85 I hope Pence gets heckled in NH

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (ONvIw)

86 Alexthechick, I have a present for you. I promise no insects or creepy things.

https://youtu.be/O8IfgOdpr2U

Posted by: Buzzion at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (5qBoi)

87 "Boo all you like! I've been a Republican my whole life!"

- the only guy who's established a state-level taxpayer-funded healthcare shakedow...I mean, exchange

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (kZVsz)

88 So how'd that CNN show work out for you Flake?

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (Ojki1)

89 Susan Collins appeared on one of those Oligarch news outlets and shamed (and other stuff) people as well. Because shaming and insulting the people you represent works in a non rigged system.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (qwuAs)

90 Mittens wasn't elected by the people of Utah to "vote his conscience" he was elected to represent his constituents.
Posted by: Archer


HA! As if!!
-- GOPe

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (Rvt88)

91 A Jeff Flake endorsement-nice!

Posted by: Unkaren at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (vGJY7)

92 Having Jeff Flake reassure him is priceless.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (z5Vrg)

93 If it were only a "few" boos, the cheers would have drowned most of it out. So, how much cheering was there? ZERO you say? Were they too afraid for their lives, because the crazed MAGA's would throw catheters at them?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (wAnMi)

94 > Some are trying to spin this as "only a few booers"

I saw it too. There was an extended period of booing, and it was more than a few people doing it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (JZT2F)

95 That lady with the Vodka soaked Tampns

Wouldn't that, like, you know, sting?

Posted by: Sandra F. at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (DMUuz)

96 wait, the Jeff Flake who looked terrified when 2 pshcho women confronted him at his office?

with the po-po around everywhere?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (bTQ72)

97 At the rate the Stupid party is going, we won't even have to cheat...We will anyway, but.

Posted by: Democrats at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (VYjdj)

98 When will anyone ask Romney exactly which character issues he has with Trump?? And why didn't he have issues with Obama?

Like Romney, Trump has never drank or smoked and is against drugs. Obama does all three.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (HrMC1)

99 That Flake tweet made laugh.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (r+sAi)

100 >>Alexthechick, I have a present for you.


HINT : It's under the popcorn.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (Kt7VC)

101 Muck Fitt Romney.

Posted by: Orange Man Bad (Rheeeees Be Upon Him) at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (jV+aN)

102 If we're going to fight 2012 again, then I want to be able to post GIFs of orcas, you know, just to set the mood.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (GbPPJ)

103 What exactly are the character issues Mitt was so troubled by? Did Trump, for instance, lie to the people who voted for him?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (cSyAR)

104 There's a great meme at FB of Mitt and Liz Warren.

Mitt: "I'm a Republican!"
Liz: "I have more Indian in me than Mitt has Republican in him!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (L2ZTs)

105 Pretty please Utah get rid of this ahole

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (Cxk7w)

106 > Having Jeff Flake reassure him is priceless.

Maybe Mitt and Jeff can do some soycuck bonding by watching each other fuck each other's wives or something.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (JZT2F)

107 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (arJlL)

108 >>Wouldn't that, like, you know, sting?
Posted by: Sandra F. at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (DMUuz)


Only if YOU really swung it around in there.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (Kt7VC)

109 Alexthechick, I have a present for you. I promise no insects or creepy things.

https://youtu.be/O8IfgOdpr2U
Posted by: Buzzion at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (5qBoi)



Was in till I noticed the nose ring......ugh.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

110 71 The funny thing is that Romney won the nomination in 2012 in part by talking like an immigration hardliner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)


I remember some of his supporters trying to convince us he was actually serious about it too.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (5qBoi)

111 25 The only presidential vote I am ashamed of.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2021 02:39 PM (8oe0E)

I'm ashamed of 00-'12.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (Ojki1)

112
Mike Pence: "How's that 'unity' taste, Trump voters? Are you now on board for 2022?"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 02:45 PM (bDqIh)

No.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (ONvIw)

113 Any halfway sentient being knew Romney was a snake, from the git go, and was going to get his ass handed to him against Obie in 2012, part of the designated failure theater charade foisted on us by the Republican "leadership". He may well have been a victim of electoral fraud then, but never mind. We shall never discuss such things in polite company again.

That's why you got Trump, you worthless nickel fuckers.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (E5emk)

114 I do take small consolation that no matter who we voted for in 2008 and 2012 we were gonna get proper fucked either way.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (79kwE)

115 You know that the booers got to Mitt when Collins, Liz Cheney and Flake came out to support him.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 02:48 PM (HrMC1)

116 >>> Guess I missed the NOOD call in the last thread, you no nood'n bastards.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)


I nooded, but the wrong thread. I'm a dummy and I got jack for sleep last night. I've been draggin all day, meetings, plotting data, running scripts, just trying to stay lucid until I can get some better sleep tonight hopefully. Listening to Fish Bone which is doing a decent job of sustaining me.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2021 02:48 PM (AB1Co)

117 That lady with the Vodka soaked Tampns

Wouldn't that, like, you know, sting?
Posted by: Sandra F

The toothpick with the olive takes your mind off of that

Posted by: Bostons Misguide at May 03, 2021 02:48 PM (VYjdj)

118 This warms my heart.

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 02:48 PM (KnJdm)

119
Mike Pence: "How's that 'unity' taste, Trump voters? Are you now on board for 2022?"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 02:45 PM (bDqIh)


Pence, Rombley, all their ilk give no fux if the GOP ever wins one more race again anywhere. They got their bag of silver for what they did. The deplorables and the millions who joined us last November can all go DIAF for all they care.

Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2021 02:48 PM (DJFLF)

120 Remember when Rmoney went groveling to Trump at the beginning of Trump's administration, and then Trump crawfished him? Lulz, good times.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 02:48 PM (DXFDM)

121 Picture Mitt as Chevy Chase in Vacation after he dragged the dog to death. Flake is the motorcycle cop buying into his bullshit. Trump voters are the suddenly aware Imogene Coco, "he killed our dog". Now we just need John Wick.

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 02:48 PM (QZ/dC)

122 BREAKING: FBI Releases Wanted Posters and Rewards for Information Leading to the Arrest of Each White Supremacist Insurrectionist in Attendance at Romney Event. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 03, 2021 02:48 PM (/z9fK)

123 I got your backs, Jeff and Mitt.

Posted by: The tooth fairy at May 03, 2021 02:48 PM (F0YaR)

124 I've been a Republican all my life! I'm a faithful hater of Brother John Birch, I belong to the Antioch LDS Church, and I ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!!!

Posted by: Mitt R at May 03, 2021 02:48 PM (7bRMQ)

125 > Yes. And they all have perfect hair.

That's actually done by shaving the head and applying a molded epoxy prosthesis, I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM (JZT2F)

126 So much pearl-clutching in the GOPe. It's delicious.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (ptqGC)

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Susan Collins had to go borrow extra from Nancy.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM (kZVsz)

127 "You can boo all you like," said Romney. "I've been a Republican all of my life. My dad was the governor of Michigan and I was the Republican nominee for president in 2012."

He leaves out a few things:

1. His father, George Romney, shivved Barry Goldwater, when AuH2O ran for president in '64
2. Romney's campaign in '68 flamed out when he blamed his prior support of the Vietnam War on being brainwashed.
2. George Romney's granddaughter is the current head of the GOP - Ronna Romney McDaniel.

That's worth a few more calls from the boo-birds in UT.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM (mdjgu)

128 110 71 The funny thing is that Romney won the nomination in 2012 in part by talking like an immigration hardliner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)


I remember some of his supporters trying to convince us he was actually serious about it too.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (5qBoi)

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"The only way to win a Republican presidential nomination is to go hardline on immigration. In fact, it's becoming more and more important with every passing year. Next time, though, we'll be able to put forward a complete squish on immigration who will loudly proclaim that illegal immigration is love, and we'll win!"
-The GOPe, for real, apparently, after 2016

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

129 >>This warms my heart.

You are doing it wrong.

Posted by: LadywithVodkaSoakedTampon at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM (Kt7VC)

130 Was in till I noticed the nose ring......ugh.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Trust me if you keep watching you'll stop noticing real quick.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM (5qBoi)

131 I'm not clicking that, buzzion. Fool me 2,376,238,353 times. . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM (GbPPJ)

132 Trump brought the real ECW crowd into the "Monday Night Wars".

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM (qwuAs)

133 ShainS: actually that's kind of good news. Wanted posters are often times a last desperate tactic for finding suspects.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM (L2ZTs)

134 There's a great meme at FB of Mitt and Liz Warren.

Mitt: "I'm a Republican!"
Liz: "I have more Indian in me than Mitt has Republican in him!"

THIS.THIS STINGS

Posted by: vodka soaked tampon at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM (VYjdj)

135 "Aren't you embarrassed?" said Romney

Aren't THEY embarrassed? This guy must have balls the size of coconuts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM (Dhrch)

136 BREAKING: FBI Releases Wanted Posters and Rewards for Information Leading to the Arrest of Each White Supremacist Insurrectionist in Attendance at Romney Event. Developing ...
Posted by: S




in other news romney hands over his vtr datbase to fbi

Posted by: y5 at May 03, 2021 02:50 PM (1g0LN)

137 Eff you, Jeff Flake.

Posted by: Mimi at May 03, 2021 02:50 PM (8i7Ho)

138 124 Posted by: Mitt R at May 03, 2021 02:48 PM (7bRMQ)

Paolo may answer honey bear,

//Anne Romney

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 02:50 PM (Lzpvj)

139 JeffFlake
You're doing the right thing for the right reason, Mitt. They'll come around.

* * *

We'll come around eventually . . . with ropes and pitchforks for you traitorous scum.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 02:50 PM (k4dH2)

140 I can't believe Cheney and Flake and Collins are actually lecturing people whose votes they need.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 02:50 PM (HrMC1)

141 What exactly are the character issues Mitt was so troubled by?

He's not troubled by anything, sociopaths have no conscience. Every word he says for public consumption has been scripted for him.

Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2021 02:50 PM (DJFLF)

142
Susan Collins had to go borrow extra from Nancy.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM (kZVsz)

Susan gets all her strings of pearls from Kamala

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 02:50 PM (ONvIw)

143 Alexthechick, I have a present for you. I promise no insects or creepy things.

https://youtu.be/O8IfgOdpr2U
Posted by: Buzzion at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM


Didn't YouTube just implement one of those "You must be this tall to play a video" captcha thingies?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2021 02:50 PM (DMUuz)

144 >
Aren't THEY embarrassed? This guy must have balls the size of coconuts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM (Dhrch)



Yes, but they are in a blind trust.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2021 02:50 PM (8oe0E)

145 I should have just sat out the 2012 election, Mittens. Thanks for nothing, carpetbagger.

And the people who booed you shouldn't be embarrassed, *you* should be embarrassed. If you had any shame, that is.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 03, 2021 02:50 PM (KKMoa)

146 > That lady with the Vodka soaked Tampns


Old and disgusting joke:

Man, you must've really pissed off the barmaid.

What makes you think that?

Your Bloody Mary has a string hanging out of it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 02:50 PM (JZT2F)

147 133 ShainS: actually that's kind of good news. Wanted posters are often times a last desperate tactic for finding suspects.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM (L2ZTs)


Whereas Romney and Liz Cheney are on "Not Wanted" posters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM (Dhrch)

148 Okay, that's some funny stuff, right there. Flake is out of office, completely disliked by voters, and he's advising Romney to stay the course and the voters will come around?

Of course, I personally think Flake is giving sage advice, because that means Romney is done for.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM (2SdPm)

149 131 I'm not clicking that, buzzion. Fool me 2,376,238,353 times. . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM (GbPPJ)


I swear on the soul of Inigo Montoya's father. You will not regret it.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM (5qBoi)

150 Lots of GOPe pols (note, not the GOPe as a collective, but individual politicians) with dreams of being president (or at least in an office higher than their present office) are 12-18 months away from doing some real panicking ... like switching party type panicking ... once the dream of being the Nevertrump nominee "we" (where "we" = Kristol and Goldberg) have all been waiting for finally dies.

Posted by: Math Checksout at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM (dYe5S)

151 Fuck Dick Romney

Posted by: SFGoth at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM (KAi1n)

152 I voted for Romney as the lesser of two evils. I was mistaken.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM (NHiEn)

153 hey,
do not forget the indians took their slaves with them over the trail of tears too.

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM (bTQ72)

154 148 Okay, that's some funny stuff, right there. Flake is out of office, completely disliked by voters, and he's advising Romney to stay the course and the voters will come around?

Of course, I personally think Flake is giving sage advice, because that means Romney is done for.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM (2SdPm)

=========

I don't think he ever figured he even run for re-election. He was going to go out being himself, go the full Bullworth, one might say.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

155 The Nobel Committee just awarded Mitt Romney the Nobel Prize in Chutzpah.

It's a new category.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM (F0YaR)

156 Romney (that asshole), McCain (I wasn't going to speak ill of him until after the funeral), JEB! (my God, what were we thinking) and on and on...

We truly are the stupid party.

Posted by: jwest at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM (/BlEx)

157 89 Susan Collins appeared on one of those Oligarch news outlets and shamed (and other stuff) people as well. Because shaming and insulting the people you represent works in a non rigged system.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 02:46 PM (qwuAs)

Collins had a lot to say in Romney's defense. For Tim Scott - not as much.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM (mdjgu)

158 the comments on that tweet from Jeff Flake are sickening.

Posted by: Ken Mcilwaine at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (YSu+R)

159 Romney's religious institution is worth over 50 billion dollars. Just throwing that out there.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (qwuAs)

160 That pic of Mittens leaving Trump's golf club in NJ with his tail between his legs was priceless.

He never got over that.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

161 The establishment Repubs really think Trump was a one-off. They have no idea that the party as they knew it is gone. We have seen what is right, proper and good, and Mittens still hasn't gotten the message. Maybe a few boos will clue him in, but I seriously doubt it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (4LwIn)

162 Romney's dad was a prominent figure in the Johnson admin. Those aren't exactly the stellar credentials Romney thinks they are.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (2SdPm)

163 Hey! Who's up for a big audit in AZ

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (P4Pk9)

164 in other news romney hands over his vtr datbase to fbi
Posted by: y5 at May 03, 2021 02:50 PM (1g0LN)


"Mr. Romney, why did you rent "Endless Love" and "Horny Toads In Terre Haute," always both together, a grand total of 15 times??"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (L2ZTs)

165 I was assured by Ann Coulter that Romney was even more pro borders and immigration hawk than Trump and would have made a great President.

Was I assured wrongly???

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (79kwE)

166 Looking back, I should have seen the warning flags about Mittens:
Never trust anyone who puts a crated dog up on the luggage rack if his SUV and never ever vote for a shlub who owns a car elevator.


Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (gmo/4)

167 Look at how the sociopath grins as he's booed, he knows this is all for show. He's a puppet with an NWO handler up his butt.

Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (DJFLF)

168 >>do not forget the indians took their slaves with them over the trail of tears too.


My people lived in fear of the Land Sharks who followed that trail for decades after.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (Kt7VC)

169 15 his hair ain't great. where did that myth come from ?
Posted by: chango lot at May 03, 2021 02:38 PM (g741k)

He looks better with the cornbrero

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (/6GbT)

170 I've worked with people I didn't particularly like. If they were good at their job I was perfectly capable of acknowledging it.
And if nobody asked my opinion of the person's character I didn't express my opinion.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 02:53 PM (cSyAR)

171 155 The Nobel Committee just awarded Mitt Romney the Nobel Prize in Chutzpah.

It's a new category.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM (F0YaR)

Well, they gave Obama one for Stupidity above and beyond the call of duty.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 03, 2021 02:53 PM (4LwIn)

172 Picture Mitt as Chevy Chase in Vacation after he dragged the dog to death. Flake is the motorcycle cop buying into his bullshit. Trump voters are the suddenly aware Imogene Coco, "he killed our dog". Now we just need John Wick.
Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 02:48 PM (QZ/dC)

Liz Cheney and Susan Collins are NOT Kim Basinger and Beverly D' Angelo

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 02:53 PM (HrMC1)

173 Fuck Mitt Romney.
And that Flake gal, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 02:53 PM (ufFY8)

174 Willard is a jack ass of the first order.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2021 02:53 PM (DDw5Y)

175 15 his hair ain't great. where did that myth come from ?
Posted by: chango lot at May 03, 2021 02:38 PM (g741k)

No clue. Rick Perry had nice hair for a pol

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 02:53 PM (ONvIw)

176 How did Romney avoid being censured in frakkin UTAH! The only thing redder than Utah is Mars.

Posted by: JayInAmes at May 03, 2021 02:54 PM (yGu6h)

177 Pixy adds a couple more scripts and I will not have one device that can open AoS.

some people may consider that a blessing

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 02:54 PM (Xqi9c)

178 BTW He is a liar: Claimed he voted Independent in 2000 and 2004 Bush years

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2021 02:54 PM (yrol0)

179 Reminds me of the viral video of the lady who cornered Romney in an airport terminal and gave him hell, while Masked Mitt just sat in his chair and looked bewildered.

Posted by: mrp at May 03, 2021 02:54 PM (Pqytn)

180
Didn't YouTube just implement one of those "You must be this tall to play a video" captcha thingies?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2021 02:50 PM (DMUuz)


SLAPPITY SLAP SLAP

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 02:54 PM (GbPPJ)

181 Where on the evolutionary tree do you find spineless Republicans?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 02:54 PM (cSyAR)

182 180
Didn't YouTube just implement one of those "You must be this tall to play a video" captcha thingies?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2021 02:50 PM (DMUuz)

SLAPPITY SLAP SLAP
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 02:54 PM (GbPPJ)

=========

The flamethrower out of gas? Slapping it isn't going to help.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

183 170 I've worked with people I didn't particularly like. If they were good at their job I was perfectly capable of acknowledging it.
And if nobody asked my opinion of the person's character I didn't express my opinion.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 02:53 PM (cSyAR)

Which is something we need to address. Leftists need to be gotten rid of.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (z5Vrg)

184
SLAPPITY SLAP SLAP
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 02:54 PM (GbPPJ)



But seriously, you can watch the video.

You trust ME, don't ya?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

185 161 The establishment Repubs really think Trump was a one-off. They have no idea that the party as they knew it is gone. We have seen what is right, proper and good, and Mittens still hasn't gotten the message. Maybe a few boos will clue him in, but I seriously doubt it.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (4LwIn)


I think they do know and that they don't care. They got theirs.

Posted by: havelhavolim at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (fLpTX)

186 115 You know that the booers got to Mitt when Collins, Liz Cheney and Flake came out to support him.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 02:48 PM (HrMC1)

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I read that as "boners."

Posted by: ShainS at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (/z9fK)

187 I don't think he ever figured he even run for re-election. He was going to go out being himself, go the full Bullworth, one might say.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM (LvTSG)
--------

Flake, if memory serves mealy mouthed around the reasons he left congress, but, in the end, I think Flake left because voters had gone from apathy to loathing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (2SdPm)

188 145 I should have just sat out the 2012 election, Mittens. Thanks for nothing, carpetbagger.

And the people who booed you shouldn't be embarrassed, *you* should be embarrassed. If you had any shame, that is.
_______________

No, he's right, we should be embarrassed.

We should be embarrassed that we voted for this corrupt fraud for president in 2012, even if the alternative was another term for America-hater Obama.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (k4dH2)

189 166 Looking back, I should have seen the warning flags about Mittens:
Never trust anyone who puts a crated dog up on the luggage rack if his SUV and never ever vote for a shlub who owns a car elevator.


Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (gmo/4)

To my great shame, I defended that crap. Because Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (ptqGC)

190 lol. They'll come around. Yeah, right, to take a dump on your front porch, Mitt.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (VpIIl)

191 179 Reminds me of the viral video of the lady who cornered Romney in an airport terminal and gave him hell, while Masked Mitt just sat in his chair and looked bewildered.
Posted by: mrp at May 03, 2021 02:54 PM (Pqytn)

They all thought they'd walk away from the steal smelling like roses.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (ONvIw)

192 *forgives buzzion*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (GbPPJ)

193 > The only presidential vote I am ashamed of.

Urrrgh... I don't have that on my conscience, at least.

I voted for McCain. I wasn't happy, but I did it.

Just couldn't bring myself to vote for Romney.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (JZT2F)

194 Susan Collins was appalled by this too. Appalled I tell you.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (nBcht)

195 Posted by: JayInAmes at May 03, 2021 02:54 PM (yGu6h)

Rombley is a Mormon bishop or some sheet. That holds a lot of weight in Utah.

Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (DJFLF)

196 Who's "they", Jeff??

These mewling, squishy, NT types are repulsive.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (QkowV)

197 182 180
Didn't YouTube just implement one of those "You must be this tall to play a video" captcha thingies?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2021 02:50 PM (DMUuz)

SLAPPITY SLAP SLAP
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 02:54 PM (GbPPJ)

=========

The flamethrower out of gas? Slapping it isn't going to help.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

Probably one of those new age sex things. I hear you need to pay good money for that in some places.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (z5Vrg)

198 Gotta say, if I was supposed to be "representing" a group and they practically booed me off the stage, just maybe I would have an introspective thought session wondering if I was really the right person to be their representative.

Posted by: RM at May 03, 2021 02:56 PM (U3LtS)

199 Romney's religious institution is worth over 50 billion dollars. Just throwing that out there.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (qwuAs)

About twice as much as The RCC, and the Mormons have only been at it for 150 years....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 02:56 PM (HrMC1)

200 I didn't leave the Republican Party, the Republican Party left me.

Romney is every bit the anti-Reagan.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 03, 2021 02:56 PM (kZVsz)

201 Mike Lee got a cheer? The guy who could barely wait two weeks after the election to force more H1Bs on us?

*sigh*

Posted by: president kg at May 03, 2021 02:56 PM (9npt1)

202 187 I don't think he ever figured he even run for re-election. He was going to go out being himself, go the full Bullworth, one might say.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM (LvTSG)
--------

Flake, if memory serves mealy mouthed around the reasons he left congress, but, in the end, I think Flake left because voters had gone from apathy to loathing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (2SdPm)

========

I was talking about Romney, but Flake actively pissed off his constituency. His constituent services were apparently notoriously awful and dismissive. Imagine populating a government office with textbook libertarians who think no one should have government handouts ever, from what I've heard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

203 This is fine. They are only worth over 5 billion with Oligarch and State Sponsorship

https://gab.com/kittylists/posts/106172822498487290

Black Lives Matter Global Telegram page openly calls for the killing of whites and white genocide
"White existence is white supremacy"
"White people have no future"
"It ain't murder when it't for equality"

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 02:56 PM (qwuAs)

204
Ah, and Jeff Flake gives voice to the GOP's fatal conceit.

We're not "coming around," asshole. Not enough of us for you to win, ever again.

Your fake little Party is absolutely, totally fucked. The scam will never work again.

Now, go get your shinebox.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 02:56 PM (Uh2oA)

205 I read that as "boners."

Posted by: ShainS at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (/z9fK)

Ha! me too!

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 02:56 PM (gmo/4)

206 Give him a wedgie.

Posted by: klaftern at May 03, 2021 02:56 PM (RuIsu)

207 "My dad was the governor of Michigan "

LOL
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 03, 2021 02:35 PM (NuVOb)

So in other words, your family has been swindling the American people, and living off the government teet for multi-generations.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 02:56 PM (QipVc)

208
"I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille"...something the quisling Hairhead said
Posted by: kallisto


I AM big!
It's the party that got small.

Posted by: Mitt at May 03, 2021 02:56 PM (63Dwl)

209 do not forget the indians took their slaves with them over the trail of tears too.
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM



I've got no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: Stand Watie at May 03, 2021 02:56 PM (sAW0o)

210 To my great shame, I defended that crap. Because Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (ptqGC)

Me too!

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 02:57 PM (gmo/4)

211 in 2012 my Mormon boss told me that Rombley was the savior of America that was predicted by some Mormon visionary soothsayer or maybe Joseph Smith himself, who knows?

Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2021 02:57 PM (DJFLF)

212
Garsh, with Jeff Flake in Mitten's corner, he surely will be vindicated.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 02:57 PM (FTIES)

213 We'll have to vote for him harder next time.

Posted by: 496 at May 03, 2021 02:57 PM (U1eOr)

214 I learned recently that those captcha things where you ID a bus or a car or whatever is AI learning for self driving cars.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 03, 2021 02:57 PM (nBcht)

215 "I've been a Republican all of my life.

What scares me is that he might be telling the truth. How did Reagan and Trump ever make it thru?

Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2021 02:58 PM (l0Lgi)

216 "in 2012 my Mormon boss told me that Rombley was the savior of America that was predicted by some Mormon visionary soothsayer or maybe Joseph Smith himself, who knows?
Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2021 02:57 PM (DJFLF)"

-------------

Horace Greene Snipsnape, III, I believe...

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 03, 2021 02:58 PM (kZVsz)

217 >How did Romney avoid being censured in frakkin UTAH! The only thing redder than Utah is Mars.
Posted by: JayInAmes at May 03, 2021 02:54 PM (yGu6h)

I think religion trumps politics.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 02:58 PM (DXFDM)

218 >>do not forget the indians took their slaves with them over the trail of tears too.


"Your name is 'Swift like Antelope'."

'My...name...is...Kunta...Kinte'

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 02:58 PM (Kt7VC)

219 I'm not clicking that, buzzion. Fool me 2,376,238,353 times. . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 02:49 PM

=====

I swear on the soul of Inigo Montoya's father. You will not regret it.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 03, 2021 02:51 PM


He's correct, AtC. Lie to get past the captcha.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2021 02:58 PM (DMUuz)

220 The Comanches had to call the Eskimos so they could come up with a name for The Mittt.

Ridding Blazing Saddles

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 03, 2021 02:58 PM (o89XP)

221 Is Jeff Flake also Mormon?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 02:58 PM (cSyAR)

222 "My dad was the governor of Michigan "

LOL
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 03, 2021 02:35 PM (NuVOb)


That's not something I'd brag about, but that's me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 02:59 PM (iOyKv)

223
My Dad was the brainwashed Republican Governor of Michigan, by his own admission.

There's another piling that'll sink beneath him into the swamp.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 02:59 PM (FTIES)

224 Cherokee's slaves suffered a much higher death rate than the Cherokees did.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 02:59 PM (Xqi9c)

225 I voted for that motherfuckinghamsterfucker.


Sorry.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2021 02:59 PM (W2Pud)

226 > Maybe a few boos will clue him in, but I seriously doubt it.
> Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

He looked genuinely shocked.

Much like a French noble circa 1790, when his peasants, who he genuinely believed loved him like a father, showed up with a bunch of pitchforks and a tumbril.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 02:59 PM (JZT2F)

227 161 The establishment Repubs really think Trump was a one-off. They have no idea that the party as they knew it is gone. We have seen what is right, proper and good, and Mittens still hasn't gotten the message. Maybe a few boos will clue him in, but I seriously doubt it.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 03, 2021 02:52 PM (4LwIn)

They are certain running the message of "You may not like me, but if you don't vote for me the Donks will win an it will be all your fault!" will carry them in 2022. And judging by some cheerleaders here now, get ready for that message to be pushed good and hard.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 02:59 PM (Ojki1)

228 You wanna talk about "character issues," Mitt? Let me ask you a hypothetical.

There's a man who's rich and successful and embraced the playboy lifestyle. He was unfaithful to multiple wives and was a publicity whore. He was committed to his children and family, but was a rounder. Later in life, he calmed down and settled down until he disrupted - and possibly even destroyed - his business empire and family name to fight for his country in the halls of Washington, DC.

There's also man who comes from a successful, blue-blood family that built its wealth in American industry. He turned his back on American industry, cashing out by orchestrating corporate raiding, leveraged buyouts that hollowed its out targets, and helping outsource the American industry that made his family what it was. Then he entered politics, lied to his voters about taxes and fees and became a political mercenary running for office wherever it was convenient. He requested an endorsement from a man he despised in order to ride a political wave and then, after receiving it and winning the election, proceeded to knife his despised supporter in the back repeatedly.

Who's worse, Mitt?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 02:59 PM (Jsjd7)

229 188 145 I should have just sat out the 2012 election, Mittens. Thanks for nothing, carpetbagger.

And the people who booed you shouldn't be embarrassed, *you* should be embarrassed. If you had any shame, that is.
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No, he's right, we should be embarrassed.

We should be embarrassed that we voted for this corrupt fraud for president in 2012, even if the alternative was another term for America-hater Obama.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (k4dH2)

Keep in mind that half the people in that room actually *cheered* Mitt Romney. There's still a lot of ruination left in the GOP.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 02:59 PM (mdjgu)

230 221 Is Jeff Flake also Mormon?
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Yes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 02:59 PM (k4dH2)

231 Horace Greene Snipsnape, III, I believe...
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 03, 2021 02:58 PM (kZVsz)


*slaps' forehead* That's it!

Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2021 02:59 PM (DJFLF)

232 Is Jeff Flake also Mormon?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 02:58 PM (cSyAR)

Yup.

They have a problem with Trump--at least the elected ones.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 02:59 PM (HrMC1)

233 214 I learned recently that those captcha things where you ID a bus or a car or whatever is AI learning for self driving cars.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 03, 2021 02:57 PM (nBcht)

Yeah it's all mathematical optimization (think of trying to get a high score) by matching choices (driving stuff) with images.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 03, 2021 02:59 PM (z5Vrg)

234 To add insult to injury, now we have the Widow McCain disgusted with us.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (ptqGC)

235 But they are counted in when expressing the number of deaths.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (Xqi9c)

236 They are a little slow on the uptake in Utah. Dont forget it took Glenn Beck two years after Trump took office to figure out Trump wasnt a Democrat.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (79kwE)

237 221

Yeah he is. Along with Hairy Reid.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (nBcht)

238 If rombley didn't get censured then all the booing was for naught.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (EcrZm)

239 Imagine being such a shitstain that Jeff Flake vocally defends you.

Even worse, imagine taking pleasure or pride in that defense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (Jsjd7)

240 Has Super Christian David French ever bashed a Mormon?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (cSyAR)

241 226 He looked genuinely shocked.

Much like a French noble circa 1790, when his peasants, who he genuinely believed loved him like a father, showed up with a bunch of pitchforks and a tumbril.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 02:59 PM (JZT2F)

======

Romney: "Who's been lying to me about my popularity?!"

Aides: "No one, sire, that was a hiccup. It was only a few people. The majority were saying Boo-urns! Romney!"

Romney: "Oh, good. I was worried for a minute there."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

242 I think that when the Mormons settled in Utah, it was still part of Mexico. They settled pre Mexican-American war, right?

Posted by: zmdavid at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (xqRaG)

243 The shrew, widow McCain

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (Xqi9c)

244 " The establishment Repubs really think Trump was a one-off. They have no
idea that the party as they knew it is gone. We have seen what is
right, proper and good, and Mittens still hasn't gotten the message.
Maybe a few boos will clue him in, but I seriously doubt it.
"

This times 1,000. Trump was symptomatic of what the voters wanted. Imagine that.

He wasn't the same old garbage empty promise, mealy-mouthed Republicans we were fed for years. Now that people see all it takes to get things done is someone who has balls, an iron will and IDGAF attitude, it gets done.
Nobody is going back to taking Democrats table scraps and low energy/IQ Jeb's.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (VpIIl)

245 I was talking about Romney, but Flake actively pissed off his constituency. His constituent services were apparently notoriously awful and dismissive. Imagine populating a government office with textbook libertarians who think no one should have government handouts ever, from what I've heard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

No, Flake wasn't booted out of office for not giving out enough government handouts.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (QipVc)

246 He looked genuinely shocked.

Much like a French noble circa 1790, when his peasants, who he genuinely believed loved him like a father, showed up with a bunch of pitchforks and a tumbril.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 02:59 PM (JZT2F)
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Let us count the ways Romney is an idiot: Berated in airport, tries to slink away. Berated on airplane going back to Utah, slouches down in seat.

And he's surprised that he's booed at a GOP function?

Dim doesn't even begin to describe Romney.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 03:01 PM (2SdPm)

247 It is understandable that he felt like the "base" would line up behind him AGAIN, since, until recently, that is what we have always done. The fact that the base FINALLY wised up is awesome!!!!!

Posted by: Chillin the most at May 03, 2021 03:01 PM (lonOK)

248 "At the time, I said that he would have made a good technocratic president."

I thought the same thing (meh, doubtful, he would have been steamrolled by the Democrats). I also thought he had to be far better than a second term of Obama which seemed like a death knell (we were right about that), and that declining to vote for Romney was essentially a vote for Obama (correct also).

All of which speaks to how Godawful our choices were.

Posted by: RM at May 03, 2021 03:01 PM (U3LtS)

249 RNC: The peasants are revolting.


GOPe: You said it. They stink on ice.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 03, 2021 03:01 PM (NHiEn)

250 Notice he said how they served, not what they did.

My father was governor of Michigan. Cool story. What conservative legislation did her bring?

I was the republican nominee in 2012. Awesome. Name all the sweet conservative ideas you had back then that you're touting now in the Senate.

Mitt's brand of republicanism led almost directly to Trump. That's beautiful.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2021 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

251 Bet the audience regretted booing Romney after he concluded his speech with a rousing "Death to America" scream.

Also, his father was a shitbird too.

Posted by: Desultory joe at May 03, 2021 03:01 PM (L9P9s)

252 > That's not something I'd brag about, but that's me.
> Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Certainly not over that period, when Detroit changed from the Technological Wonder of the World to Mogadishu.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:01 PM (JZT2F)

253 245 No, Flake wasn't booted out of office for not giving out enough government handouts.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (QipVc)

========

"My mother is having problems with her Medicare. Can you help?"

"No."

That's what I heard, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

254 >in 2012 my Mormon boss told me that Rombley was the savior of America that was predicted by some Mormon visionary soothsayer or maybe Joseph Smith himself, who knows?
Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2021 02:57 PM (DJFLF)

Glenn Beck trying to push that crap without directly pushing it was the impetus for me to ditch Beck. I haven't regretted the decision one bit.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:02 PM (DXFDM)

255 It must drive pieces of shit like Romney crazy that a loser like biden can sit in that chair.

I mean, DC is full of bounders and empty suits, and they all laughed at the slimy idiot with fake hair and dripping with corruption. The guy who drove his wife to attempt famlicide over his child fondling. They all looked down on him, and there he is.

They want that power. They are at least as smart as that idiot, and they have better hair.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 03, 2021 03:02 PM (ANCpY)

256 The only thing missing was people throwing rotten vegetables. But if that happened, Romney and his Democrat buddies would probably call it an "insurrection".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:02 PM (VpIIl)

257 *waves at nurse ratched*

*stabulates Duncanthrax in ankle*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 03:02 PM (GbPPJ)

258 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 02:56 PM (qwuAs)

That was dreadful and eye opening

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 03:03 PM (ONvIw)

259 Pols are like aging athletes, unwilling to admit they've lost a step, made enough money to become indifferent to their mediocrity, and have lost respect for their team and fans. That's why I'm a fan of term limits with no perks for life.

Posted by: Unkaren at May 03, 2021 03:03 PM (vGJY7)

260 >>in 2012 my Mormon boss told me that Rombley was the savior of America that was predicted by some Mormon visionary soothsayer or maybe Joseph Smith himself, who knows?


I don't think I would need a seer stone to check that story.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:03 PM (Kt7VC)

261 Fuck Mittens, and fuck that guy who wants respect. You want respect? Give respect you GOPe pussies.

Oh, and Jeff Flake? Fuck that guy with a cattle prod.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 03:03 PM (jvt6t)

262
Besides, Mitt's not even the real face of the GOP.

Bruce Jenner is. A man with no dick, who will lose his election.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 03:03 PM (Uh2oA)

263 Utah GOP couldn't even censure this meatsack in a suit?

pathetic

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 03, 2021 03:03 PM (iTXRQ)

264 To add insult to injury, now we have the Widow McCain disgusted with us.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (ptqGC)

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We've...disappointed Cindy McCain? Whatever shall we do?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 03:03 PM (kTF2Z)

265 257 *stabulates Duncanthrax in ankle*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 03:02 PM (GbPPJ)

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It's like you're inviting certain varieties of jokes these days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

266 LOL, he was alway out of touch. With the populace, with reality.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 03:03 PM (V13WU)

267 254 >in 2012 my Mormon boss told me that Rombley was the savior of America that was predicted by some Mormon visionary soothsayer or maybe Joseph Smith himself, who knows?
Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2021 02:57 PM (DJFLF)

Glenn Beck trying to push that crap without directly pushing it was the impetus for me to ditch Beck. I haven't regretted the decision one bit.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:02 PM (DXFDM)

Beck - that grifter. Don't get me started on how much I can't stand that guy. Levin falls in my estimation by his association with him. Levin helps Beck far more than vice versa.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 03:03 PM (mdjgu)

268 He Saved the Winter Olympics, People!

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:03 PM (Kt7VC)

269 >He was never a constitutional limited government conservative. At the time, I said that he would have made a good technocratic president.


He looked like a President

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 03, 2021 03:03 PM (iTXRQ)

270 no stabbings in the living rooms !!

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 03:04 PM (V13WU)

271 he saved the olympics peoples

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 03:04 PM (V13WU)

272 >>Bruce Jenner is. A man with no dick


They should swap Xher with the Elephant for Official Mascot

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:04 PM (Kt7VC)

273 I guess us deplorables aren't properly pants-creased enough for him.
LOLGF, Mittens.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 03:04 PM (HaL55)

274 stabulates Duncanthrax in ankle*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 03:02 PM (GbPPJ)

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That's called stabbing up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 03:04 PM (kTF2Z)

275 270 no stabbings in the living rooms !!
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 03:04 PM (V13WU)

What if it's my culture?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:05 PM (ptqGC)

276 215 "I've been a Republican all of my life.

What scares me is that he might be telling the truth. How did Reagan and Trump ever make it thru?
Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2021 02:58 PM (l0Lgi)

Despite the party. Seriously, the GoPe hated them both and worked very, very hard to try to keep them out. And when they couldn't they saddled them with treasonous VPs.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 03:05 PM (Ojki1)

277 "At least I have my integrity".

- Something Mitt Romney wrote on the transgender locker room stall

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:05 PM (VpIIl)

278 260 >>in 2012 my Mormon boss told me that Rombley was the savior of America that was predicted by some Mormon visionary soothsayer or maybe Joseph Smith himself, who knows?

I thought it was Glenn Beck. He sure thought he was a mormon visionary soothsayer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2021 03:05 PM (trdmm)

279 I for one admire his steely courage and resolute adherence to True Conservative Principles, and urge all my fellow Republicans to support Senator Romney!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at May 03, 2021 03:05 PM (PiwSw)

280 Also, his dad was not a good governor of Michigan. I don't remember the details, but a local talk show ( Lou Gordon) exposed him. Before being governor, he was at American Motors- and he wasn't good there either. When Mitt was running for president , a person living in the house he was born in, put the house up for sale. It was torn down.

Posted by: Chillin the most at May 03, 2021 03:06 PM (lonOK)

281 192 *forgives buzzion*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 02:55 PM (GbPPJ)


See I'm trustworthy when it come to linking busty girls in skin tight suits.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 03, 2021 03:06 PM (5qBoi)

282 Mike Lee got a cheer? The guy who could barely wait two weeks after the election to force more H1Bs on us?

*sigh*
Posted by: president kg at May 03, 2021 02:56 PM


There's a contingent pushing to become the next Silicon Valley ("Silicon Slopes"), and they think moar H1Bs are the key.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2021 03:06 PM (DMUuz)

283 > I think that when the Mormons settled in Utah, it was still part of Mexico. They settled pre Mexican-American war, right?

De jure, but de facto it had been under U.S. control for a few years.

U.S. took control of what is now the modern Southwest in 1846. Brigham Young arrived in Utah in 1847. Mexico officially ceded the territory in 1848.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:06 PM (JZT2F)

284 Jeff flake needs a solid nose strike. These assholes are insufferable.

Posted by: Eli Cash at May 03, 2021 03:06 PM (SScvq)

285 To add insult to injury, now we have the Widow McCain disgusted with us.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (ptqGC)

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Well, I despise her right back, so, we're even.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 03:06 PM (2SdPm)

286 Yeah he is. Along with Hairy Reid.
___________

AZ's current Senator Slutty, Kristen Sinema, also grew up Mormon, although she no longer practices.

There are a lot of Mormons in Arizona.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 03:06 PM (k4dH2)

287 He looked like a President

********

Funnny my mother back in 2012 hated Romney and thought he was a backstabbing snake oil cocksucker pig fucker, but at least he had presidential looking hair.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at May 03, 2021 03:06 PM (79kwE)

288 ""I've been a Republican all of my life.
" - Mitt Romney

"I am a patriot".- Benedict Arnold

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:06 PM (VpIIl)

289 We've...disappointed Cindy McCain? Whatever shall we do?
Heavens to Betsy!


Be a dear and pass me the fainting couch.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 03:06 PM (HaL55)

290 Notice how I'm staying my boney ass out of this. The money's better here in the shadows, you plebes.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at May 03, 2021 03:06 PM (sWM8x)

291 What if it's my culture?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:05 PM (ptqGC)


we shall make cultured exceptions

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 03:07 PM (V13WU)

292 Beck - that grifter. Don't get me started on how much I can't stand that guy. Levin falls in my estimation by his association with him. Levin helps Beck far more than vice versa.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 03:03 PM (mdjgu)

I'm losing respect for Levin now because all he does is push his new book. Worse, he does it in conspiratorial tones like it's going to be banned, so you better hurry and ORDER IT NOW!!!!!!!

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:07 PM (HrMC1)

293 "At least I have my integrity".

- Something Mitt Romney wrote on the transgender locker room stall
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:05 PM (VpIIl)
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Then he's delusional. Badmouthing Trump and then begging for - and receiving - Trump's endorsement and financial assistance during his campaign and then turning around and stabbing Trump in the back over and over again at every opportunity doesn't exactly scream "integrity" to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:07 PM (Jsjd7)

294 Mitt delivers illegals to his constituents. And that's what they want.

Posted by: Buddha Steppenwolf at May 03, 2021 03:07 PM (/MaDp)

295 Blessings of Oligarchy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 03:07 PM (ifmtJ)

296 This thread is moving along like California Fast Train dreams.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:07 PM (Xqi9c)

297 293 Then he's delusional. Badmouthing Trump and then begging for - and receiving - Trump's endorsement and financial assistance during his campaign and then turning around and stabbing Trump in the back over and over again at every opportunity doesn't exactly scream "integrity" to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:07 PM (Jsjd7)

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He saves his integrity for getting his son into the Ukrainian grafting game.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

298 234 To add insult to injury, now we have the Widow McCain disgusted with us.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (ptqGC)


Oh my, how will we ever recover?

Posted by: JayInAmes at May 03, 2021 03:07 PM (yGu6h)

299 We also forgave Mitt for holding down a kid in school and cutting his hair. "Aww, just Mitt horsing around."

*hangs head in shame*

At the time, we were so terrified of another Obama term, I guess we would have forgiven anything.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:07 PM (ptqGC)

300 What the hell do you people know about being Republicans? Did you attend our schools, are you invited to our meetings, have you married into our families, are you paid by the same people we are...?

Posted by: Mitt Rombley at May 03, 2021 03:08 PM (AytXr)

301 No, Flake wasn't booted out of office for not giving out enough government handouts.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (QipVc)

========

"My mother is having problems with her Medicare. Can you help?"

"No."

That's what I heard, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

That may be so, but Flake was booted out for being a vocal nevertrumper.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:08 PM (QipVc)

302 "Aren't you embarrassed?"

Everytime I remember voting for this asshole.

When's the last time this numbnut worked up a sweat to chastise a Democrat?

Posted by: Kensington at May 03, 2021 03:08 PM (rtokl)

303 I lick dicks, and I'm not embarrassed!

Wait wait that's a typo, it should say I LIKE dicks. Still not embarrased!

Posted by: Mitt Rombley at May 03, 2021 03:08 PM (4v9T3)

304 >>Jeff flake needs a solid nose strike.


Step 1 : Poke a Bratwurst through the hole in the bathroom stall.

Step 2 : Slowly Retract Sausage.

Step 3 : Stomp/Kick stall with the flat of your foot.

Posted by: Instructions for Jeff Flake Nose Strike at May 03, 2021 03:08 PM (Kt7VC)

305 Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM (DMUuz)

306 Pierre Deformo needs to be booed and mocked early and often. He still won't get it, but it is fun !

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM (V13WU)

307 How do you efficiently blow your nose while wearing a nose ring? Especially during allergy season?

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM (gmo/4)

308 299 We also forgave Mitt for holding down a kid in school and cutting his hair. "Aww, just Mitt horsing around."

*hangs head in shame*

At the time, we were so terrified of another Obama term, I guess we would have forgiven anything.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:07 PM (ptqGC)

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Meh.

A 16 year old being an asshole is not the sort of thing I would consider material for choosing a president. His character at 16 may or may not reflect his character at 65 (or whatever), but there are much more important things to consider, like his time at Bain Capital.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

309 No, Flake wasn't booted out of office for not giving out enough government handouts.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (QipVc)

but there is some truth to what he said - Flake was almost unique in that, when he lost office, he was despised by *Everyone* in his district, liberals and conservatives alike. He had less than 20% job approval at the end, which only happens when you spend 6 years telling every constituent who calls you for help with anything "GFY!!!"

another great irony is the Sinema, the liberal dem, is still more conservative than either Flake or McCain were.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM (trdmm)

310
Mitt Romney looks lie the living Bob Dobbs. He's just way less honest and his little cult is no fucking fun whatsoever. I mean the Republican cult, not the Mormon thing. I'm sure Mormonism is way more fun than worshiping a bunch of incompetent, low-t closet queens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM (Uh2oA)

311 You know, the thing that amazed me about Jeb's "Please clap" video was not that he said something that pathetic, but that ... the audience did.

So that GOP "official" comes out to tell people to knock off the booing ... and they did?

Posted by: president kg at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM (9npt1)

312 AZ's current Senator Slutty, Kristen Sinema, also grew up Mormon, although she no longer practices.

There are a lot of Mormons in Arizona.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 03:06 PM (k4dH2)

There's an activist in AZ who is trying to have her formally rebuked by the AZ Democratic Party. We'll see if they have a better chance on their side.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM (mdjgu)

313 What the hell do you people know about being Republicans? Did you attend our schools, are you invited to our meetings, have you married into our families, are you paid by the same people we are...?
Posted by: Mitt Rombley at May 03, 2021 03:08 PM (AytXr)
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This might be intended to be funny, but it's true.

Mitt and his ilk aren't the RINOs. People who believe what most conservative types in this country believe are the RINOs.

The biggest risk to the GOP is that the normals figure that out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM (Jsjd7)

314 301 "My mother is having problems with her Medicare. Can you help?"

"No."

That's what I heard, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

That may be so, but Flake was booted out for being a vocal nevertrumper.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:08 PM (QipVc)

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You don't gain a 21% favorability rating in a purple state by being anti-Trump. It's something else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

315 How do you efficiently blow your nose while wearing a nose ring? Especially during allergy season?
Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM (gmo/4)



There's actually a line in Clueless about that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 03:10 PM (GbPPJ)

316 It's a shame Romney wasn't more open-borders. That is what the Republican base wants!!!!

Posted by: George (cocaine, traitor, idiot) Bush at May 03, 2021 03:10 PM (ANCpY)

317 270 no stabbings in the living rooms !!
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 03:04 PM (V13WU)

It's her culture, hater.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 03:10 PM (Ojki1)

318
Liz Cheney and Susan Collins are NOT Kim Basinger and Beverly D' Angelo


****

I think you mean Christie Brinkley. But point taken.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2021 03:10 PM (Fc5rx)

319 Be a dear and pass me the fainting couch.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 03:06 PM (HaL55)
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LOL!

Cindy just earned a "bless her heart."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 03:10 PM (2SdPm)

320 The problem is when they badmouth "Trump", it sure sounds like you could replace it with "Republican voters" and still hear the same, dripping contempt.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:10 PM (VpIIl)

321 I get how Mormons might have thought a Mormon President would be good for them but he failed miserably so dump his ass.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 03:10 PM (Cxk7w)

322 ... I mean the Republican cult, not the Mormon thing. I'm sure Mormonism is way more fun than worshiping a bunch of incompetent, low-t closet queens.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM (Uh2oA)
++++
:: wipes tear from his eye ::

That's beautiful, man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:10 PM (Jsjd7)

323 This thread is moving along like California Fast Train dreams.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:07 PM (Xqi9c)

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Oh sure, laugh now but some day you'll need to get from Fresno to Bakersfield in a real hurry and then it won't be so funny!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 03:11 PM (kTF2Z)

324 > There's a contingent pushing to become the next Silicon Valley ("Silicon Slopes")

Utah always has had a surprising amount of tech, for such a low population state.

WordPerfect and Novell, among many lesser-known companies.

May have to do with having schools that teach reading and arithmetic, rather than "social justice".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:11 PM (JZT2F)

325 - Something Mitt Romney wrote on the transgender locker room stall
Posted by: Marcus T

What is a lyric from "The Sounds of Silence" for $500 Alex?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2021 03:11 PM (Rvt88)

326 >There's a contingent pushing to become the next Silicon Valley ("Silicon Slopes"), and they think moar H1Bs are the key.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2021 03:06 PM (DMUuz)

The south side of the SLC metroplex, along I-15, is thick as thieves with tech companies. Also, it's not surprising that the NSA's big server farm is in this area.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:11 PM (DXFDM)

327
How do you efficiently blow your nose while wearing a nose ring? Especially during allergy season?

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM (gmo/4)





There's actually a line in Clueless about that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 03:10 PM (GbPPJ)

I could write for the movies!

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 03:11 PM (gmo/4)

328 Just read the British Army has a new name for Prince Harry: Hazza Lord Tampon.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:11 PM (L2ZTs)

329 Beverly D'Angelo had her moments.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:12 PM (JZT2F)

330 315 How do you efficiently blow your nose while wearing a nose ring? Especially during allergy season?
Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM (gmo/4)
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Post nasal drip


Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:12 PM (Xqi9c)

331 LOL!

Cindy just earned a "bless her heart."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 03:10 PM (2SdPm)


NOH8

remember that picture with Megaton?

Posted by: JayInAmes at May 03, 2021 03:12 PM (yGu6h)

332 290 Notice how I'm staying my boney ass out of this. The money's better here in the shadows, you plebes.
Posted by: Paul Ryan at May 03, 2021 03:06 PM (sWM8x)

Check out the link in my nic - there's a Zoom interview with Paul Ryan in New Haven next week.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 03:12 PM (mdjgu)

333 327 I could write for the movies!
Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 03:11 PM (gmo/4)

=========

Can you also update and adapt Jane Austen to the 90s generation in a way that both honors the original text (Emma) and makes it relatable to a new generation?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

334 Re the movie Vacation: I would hope Trump supporters don't end up like Imogene Coca did in that film... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:12 PM (L2ZTs)

335
"MY DADDY WAS REPUBLICAN, YOU TOOTHLESS, COUSIN-HUMPING UNPEOPLE FROM JESUSLAND!!!!"

"Now give me money and your votes."

If ever there was proof that Mittens was born with a silver spoon shoved up his ass...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2021 03:12 PM (n+4am)

336 Just read the British Army has a new name for Prince Harry: Hazza Lord Tampon.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:11 PM (L2ZTs)

Huzzah!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 03:12 PM (jvt6t)

337 What's this about Christie Brinkley?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (ifmtJ)

338 Here's to hoping Romney's time in office is shorter than ATC in inches. That way, he will be gone very soon.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (VpIIl)

339 No, Flake wasn't booted out of office for not giving out enough government handouts.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:00 PM (QipVc)

but there is some truth to what he said - Flake was almost unique in that, when he lost office, he was despised by *Everyone* in his district, liberals and conservatives alike. He had less than 20% job approval at the end, which only happens when you spend 6 years telling every constituent who calls you for help with anything "GFY!!!"

another great irony is the Sinema, the liberal dem, is still more conservative than either Flake or McCain were.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM (trdmm)

Sure, leftists hate you for not giving away trillions of dollars, but if it's me, I'm rooting for any Senator who tells people calling and asking him to pay their Medicare premiums and/or gas bill to go ask someone else.

Senators aren't supposed to be a charity, and frankly I'd prefer MORE of them stop giving away my money.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (QipVc)

340 May have to do with having schools that teach reading and arithmetic, rather than "social justice".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:11 PM (JZT2F)

A significant portion of the US military run nuclear programs is BYU engineers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (xfb67)

341 I don't think Bruce Jenner cut his dick off yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (ufFY8)

342 329 Beverly D'Angelo had her moments.
-----------------

A couple of them.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (Xqi9c)

343 337 What's this about Christie Brinkley?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

She's naked under all those clothes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

344 How do you efficiently blow your nose while wearing a nose ring? Especially during allergy season?
Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 03:09 PM
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There's actually a line in Clueless about that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 03:10 PM



I've wondered about that, too. I mean, it seems like you'd get a booger build up inside the nostril, similar to barnacles on a pier piling.

Posted by: Stand Watie at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (sAW0o)

345 Off Cherokee sock

Posted by: Stand Watie at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (sAW0o)

346 Mitt Romney will continue to say stupid stuff. I am still not sorry I voted for him over Obama.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (7hF2c)

347 Rodrigo, yeah: two of 'em. ;-)

Beverly D'Angelo seemed to *make a point* of showing off her boobies in every one of her films.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (L2ZTs)

348 X2

Posted by: Bert G at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (sAW0o)

349 When you've got Jeff Flake on your side . . .

Posted by: aelfheld at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (Zy9Yy)

350
I don't think Bruce Jenner cut his dick off yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (ufFY

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OK, then he's a phony who pretends to have no dick. Even MOAR REPUBLICAN.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 03:14 PM (Uh2oA)

351 > We've...disappointed Cindy McCain? Whatever shall we do?

No one wants to fuck you any more, Cindy, no matter how rich you are.

Shut up and count your money.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:14 PM (JZT2F)

352 339 Sure, leftists hate you for not giving away trillions of dollars, but if it's me, I'm rooting for any Senator who tells people calling and asking him to pay their Medicare premiums and/or gas bill to go ask someone else.

Senators aren't supposed to be a charity, and frankly I'd prefer MORE of them stop giving away my money.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (QipVc)

==========

None of us here are terribly normal voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

353 At the time I would have voted for anyone that was running against Barky.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2021 03:14 PM (EcrZm)

354 How did Romney avoid being censured in frakkin UTAH! The only thing redder than Utah is Mars.
Posted by: JayInAmes at May 03, 2021 02:54 PM (yGu6h)
.......

Mars Seeks Sister Wives

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2021 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

355 > Rodrigo, yeah: two of 'em. ;-)

Indeed. And what fine points they were.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:14 PM (JZT2F)

356 Cindy McCain wants to be Lynsi Snyder.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:14 PM (L2ZTs)

357 Raise your hand if you said at one point in 2012 that Romney is a good man. That was the hot take by conservatives back then. A good man, a family man, blah blah blah.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 03, 2021 03:15 PM (nBcht)

358 350
I don't think Bruce Jenner cut his dick off yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (ufFY

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OK, then he's a phony who pretends to have no dick. Even MOAR REPUBLICAN.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 03:14 PM (Uh2oA)

========

It's gonna be hilarious when California Democrats decide that Jenner isn't really a woman or tranny because he hasn't cut off his dick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

359 he saved the olympics peoples

From what? The Nazis.

Posted by: Unkaren at May 03, 2021 03:15 PM (vGJY7)

360 That's it. I'm putting a plastic nose on the hand towel ring.

Posted by: klaftern at May 03, 2021 03:15 PM (RuIsu)

361 I don't think Bruce Jenner cut his dick off yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (ufFY


With his statement about trans girls in sports, it's obvious he kept his cajones.

Posted by: JayInAmes at May 03, 2021 03:15 PM (yGu6h)

362 357 Raise your hand if you said at one point in 2012 that Romney is a good man. That was the hot take by conservatives back then. A good man, a family man, blah blah blah.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 03, 2021 03:15 PM (nBcht)

=========

We tried the good man, he was apparently still a Nazi. So, we went with bastard, and we won.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

363 To add insult to injury, now we have the Widow McCain disgusted with us.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!

Well, that just tears it!

Grandma Budweiser is NOT HAPPY with us deplorables!

No Bud Light for you, deplorable!
(Frankly, I hate Bud Light. It literally turns my stomach)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ...meticulous weirdo at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (vcOmj)

364 Just read the British Army has a new name for Prince Harry: Hazza Lord Tampon.

___

Burn.

Nothing like going from an alpha-male soldier to an accessory
no more useful than a purse-dog.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (Fdh9S)

365 Sure, leftists hate you for not giving away trillions of dollars, but if it's me, I'm rooting for any Senator who tells people calling and asking him to pay their Medicare premiums and/or gas bill to go ask someone else.

Senators aren't supposed to be a charity, and frankly I'd prefer MORE of them stop giving away my money.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (QipVc)

He was being asked to sort out the administrative issue (which is something the legislature tends to do), not pay the premiums in the hypothetical above.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (z5Vrg)

366 Can you also update and adapt Jane Austen to the 90s
generation in a way that both honors the original text (Emma) and makes
it relatable to a new generation?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

Yes! Just add nose rings and lots of stabbings, Mr. Smarty Pants.

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (gmo/4)

367
To add insult to injury, now we have the Widow McCain disgusted with us.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!


An adulterous heiress of a brewing distributorship fortune who married a backstabbing and traitorous cock holster is disappointed in us?

Oh, how low, truly, is our estate!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (pNxlR)

368 I don't think Bruce Jenner cut his dick off yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (ufFY

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I'll take "Things I don't want to know" for a thousand, Alex.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (kTF2Z)

369 MUMR, very disappointing post. Be better.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (2SdPm)

370 > At the time I would have voted for anyone that was running against Barky.

Well, I have the luxury of living in a state that would have voted for Jeffrey Dahmer before voting for Obama, so I was able to withhold my vote with a clear conscience.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (JZT2F)

371 >>With his statement about trans girls in sports, it's obvious he kept his cajones.


YOU DON'T NEED THE BOTH YOU KNOW!

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (Kt7VC)

372 Who is Lynsi Synder?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (7hF2c)

373 368 Can you also update and adapt Jane Austen to the 90s
generation in a way that both honors the original text (Emma) and makes
it relatable to a new generation?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

Yes! Just add nose rings and lots of stabbings, Mr. Smarty Pants.
Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (gmo/4)

=========

Your people and my people should do lunch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

374 Shut up and count your money.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:14 PM (JZT2F)

That's what the pool boys are for.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (jvt6t)

375 What's this about Christie Brinkley?

She's getting tired of her high-class toys.

Posted by: spindrift at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (h5TKJ)

376 They made the mistake of letting Puddinhead talk today. Big mistake.

"Anybody making less than $400,000 a year will not pay a single penny in taxes."

http://bitly.ws/d7ez

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (sWM8x)

377 Utah 2021 is not Utah oh 1980.

SLC has a lesbian mayor and the state is about 15% from south of the border.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (nBcht)

378 then. A good man, a family man, blah blah blah.

**********

Back then I had to lower my definition of a family man to mean somebody who didnt beat his wife with a crowbar to include Romney.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at May 03, 2021 03:17 PM (79kwE)

379 When we voted for Romney we had no idea about Deep State or how deep it was.

I voted for Romney against O'dog eater.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:17 PM (Xqi9c)

380 > Raise your hand if you said at one point in 2012 that Romney is a good man.

I knew Romney for a sleazy used car salesman type the moment I first set eyes on him, decades before his presidential run.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:17 PM (JZT2F)

381 Cindy McCain wants to be Lynsi Snyder.

Claudine Longet.

Posted by: Unkaren at May 03, 2021 03:17 PM (vGJY7)

382 Flake is so cucked he probably hires a guy to watch the other guy he hired to bang his wife.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 03, 2021 03:17 PM (Q9UN2)

383 I'd like to lustily beat the shit out of Jeff Flake.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 03, 2021 03:18 PM (u6xw0)

384 We've...disappointed Cindy McCain? Whatever shall we do?

Oh my stars! Well, does it. I just can't disappoint Cindy McCain!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 03:18 PM (nxdel)

385 LOL MUMR.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

386 BabylonBee: It's Official: New White House Cat To Be Named 'Chairman Meow'

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2021 03:18 PM (RHGPo)

387 >Beverly D'Angelo had her moments.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:12 PM (JZT2F)

Mmmm, MILFy

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:18 PM (DXFDM)

388 Somebody should put Cyndi McCain back in her crypt.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:18 PM (VpIIl)

389 374 Who is Lynsi Synder?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (7hF2c)

Owner of In-N-Out burger. One of the youngest billionaires in the world.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 03:19 PM (mdjgu)

390 Oh, goody. An amazingly creative and totally original comment about "magic underwear" Yipee!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2021 03:19 PM (7hF2c)

391 338 Here's to hoping Romney's time in office is shorter than ATC in inches. That way, he will be gone very soon.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (VpIIl)

You have misunderstood. For years women have been told that 3 inches = 1 foot, so by those measurements, AtC is 7'6" tall.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 03, 2021 03:19 PM (4LwIn)

392 Fenelon: Lynsi Snyder is the sole owner of In-N-Out restaurants. I believe she's the all-time youngest female billionaire.

Also she's been married and divorced something like five times already.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:19 PM (L2ZTs)

393 Oh and before I forget, Romney is a treasonous fuckmuppet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 03:19 PM (ifmtJ)

394 At the time I would have voted for anyone that was running against Barky.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2021 03:14 PM (EcrZm)


There's no shame in that, though if he'd wonbeen allowed to win, there'd never have been a Trump presidency. Lots of things that weren't apparent (except to bugnuts wild-eyed conspiracy theory goons) are now undeniable.

But voting against Barky? The Reasonable Person standard of defense applies.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 03:19 PM (t+qrx)

395 Utah 2021 is not Utah oh 1980.



SLC has a lesbian mayor and the state is about 15% from south of the border.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (nBcht)

Ha! My ex-wife still lives there.

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 03:19 PM (gmo/4)

396 Darrell, yup. You beat me to it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:19 PM (L2ZTs)

397
It's gonna be hilarious when California Democrats decide that Jenner isn't really a woman or tranny because he hasn't cut off his dick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare


"SHOW US YOUR DICK!" roared the crowd.
Candidate Jenner blanched ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 03:19 PM (pNxlR)

398 The KS house overrode the D Gov's Veto of Election and CC bills. Don't know how their senate looks.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2021 03:20 PM (AB1Co)

399 Also she's been married and divorced something like five times already.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:19 PM (L2ZTs)

Hmmmmm....so she puts out then?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 03:20 PM (jvt6t)

400 "You have misunderstood. For years women have been told that 3 inches = 1 foot, so by those measurements, AtC is 7'6" tall.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 03, 2021 03:19 PM (4LwIn)"
Suck-up.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:20 PM (VpIIl)

401 Flake is so cucked he probably hires a guy to watch the other guy he hired to bang his wife.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 03, 2021 03:17 PM (Q9UN2)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 03:20 PM (ifmtJ)

402 396 Fenelon: Lynsi Snyder is the sole owner of In-N-Out restaurants. I believe she's the all-time youngest female billionaire.

Also she's been married and divorced something like five times already.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:19 PM (L2ZTs)

They've done a pretty good job to keep that intact to the grandchild's generation.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 03, 2021 03:20 PM (z5Vrg)

403 Senators aren't supposed to be a charity, and frankly I'd prefer MORE of them stop giving away my money.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:13 PM (QipVc)

==========

None of us here are terribly normal voters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

I don't think we're all that unusual. I think a LOT of Republican voters in Arizona looked at this guy, listened to him badmouth Trump all the time, then get all demure around Kavanaugh (whoops, looks like we were all bamboozled there), and the half of Republicans in the state tried to look for something else.

Too bad what they got was Mealy-mouth Martha instead.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:20 PM (QipVc)

404 They made the mistake of letting Puddinhead talk today. Big mistake.

"Anybody making less than $400,000 a year will not pay a single penny in taxes."

http://bitly.ws/d7ez
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (sWM8x)
++++
While the phrasing was unusual, the president did not misspeak. Virtually no one in this country - regardless of income level - pays a single penny in taxes. Everyone pays many pennies.

Posted by: Jen "Circleback" Psaki at May 03, 2021 03:20 PM (Jsjd7)

405 >>SLC has a lesbian mayor a

Don't be a hater.
She licked her primary opponents fair and square.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:20 PM (Kt7VC)

406 "I'm a man who says what he means, and you know I was not a fan of our last presidents character issues

***

Like being the most conservative president since Coolidge.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 03:20 PM (4lxb3)

407 The Widow McCain is very angry about the Maricopa County ballots audit. Because there was no fraud, y'all.

Also, she's tired of people criticizing Hunter, because of her own past addiction.

So there you have it.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

408 Also she's been married and divorced something like five times already.

*******

And just like that we now know where the phrase In-N-Out comes from.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at May 03, 2021 03:21 PM (79kwE)

409 388 We've...disappointed Cindy McCain?

I haven't had the opportunity to disappoint her.

How many people disappointed her?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:21 PM (Xqi9c)

410 Also, she's tired of people criticizing Hunter, because of her own past addiction.

So there you have it.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:21 PM (ptqGC)
--------------

Cindy is admitting she bought her way out of an arrest and conviction? Or, married her way out of it?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 03:22 PM (2SdPm)

411 lol MUMR

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 03:22 PM (V13WU)

412 Anyone who's upset about the Arizona audit, automatically gets a big mocking laugh and a nice fat middle finger right in their face, from me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:22 PM (L2ZTs)

413 The biggest issue the GOP could gain traction with in 2012 was Obamacare. By nominating the architect of Romneycare, that issue was taken off the table and the election was lost.

Posted by: Mike at May 03, 2021 03:22 PM (kxfaA)

414 Cindy McCain wants to be Lynsi Snyder.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:14 PM (L2ZTs)

I read that as Lynyrd Skynyrd

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:22 PM (HrMC1)

415 "Anybody making less than $400,000 a year will not pay a single penny in taxes."

http://bitly.ws/d7ez

___

I'm holding him to that.

Seriously though, we need to spread this far and wide.

Plaster that clip wherever possible, then complain when you have to pay any taxes.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:22 PM (Fdh9S)

416 I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that Hunter was/is banging Doctor McCain.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 03:22 PM (4lxb3)

417
You have misunderstood. For years women have been told that 3 inches = 1 foot, so by those measurements, AtC is 7'6" tall.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief


You'd better hope atc does not do the math on your assertion ... just sayin'

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 03:22 PM (pNxlR)

418 How many people disappointed her?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:21 PM (Xqi9c)

Whoever shows up at her back door......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 03:22 PM (jvt6t)

419 The Widow McCain is very angry about the Maricopa County ballots audit. Because there was no fraud, y'all.

Also, she's tired of people criticizing Hunter, because of her own past addiction.

So there you have it.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:21 PM (ptqGC)
++++
:: navigates to personal documents ::
:: double-clicks on "shit I care about.docx"
:: CTRL+F ::
:: "Cindy McCain" ::
:: waits ::
:: "Reached end of document. 0 results found ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:23 PM (Jsjd7)

420 Can't say I care what the Widow McCain thinks.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:23 PM (Fdh9S)

421 Look at the polling within the Republican Party voting electorate. Believe it or not the people around here are the normal voters. People don't just love Trump, they love what he stood for- and he stood up for us. How people believe that's going away and somehow they will whip out a time transporter and bring us back to pre-Trump, is beyond me. In fact, it shows me the transition that happened, for a reason by the way, is completely lost on them.

Even that fucking dunce Kevin McCarthy is realizing that he better stop stabbing us in the back.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:23 PM (VpIIl)

422
Mick Rhombus notified the world of who and what he really was when be obviously and blatantly threw the 2012 presidential election.

Everything he's done since then has reinforced the message: he's part of the clique that personally benefits by selling us out to the mob that ultimately intends to kill us and strip our bones.

What on earth are the thought processes of the Mormon elders? They must be a chapter of the Deep State.


Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 03, 2021 03:23 PM (+sQ/u)

423 people, the stock market is starting to worry me...

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 03:23 PM (V13WU)

424 While the phrasing was unusual, the president did not misspeak. Virtually no one in this country - regardless of income level - pays a single penny in taxes. Everyone pays many pennies.
Posted by: Jen "Circleback" Psaki at May 03, 2021 03:20 PM (Jsjd7)

This was a good one. You could write for Vox.

Posted by: havelhavolim at May 03, 2021 03:24 PM (fLpTX)

425 She licked her primary opponents fair and square.

*SNORT!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 03:24 PM (nxdel)

426 Well, I have the luxury of living in a state that would have voted for Jeffrey Dahmer before voting for Obama, so I was able to withhold my vote with a clear conscience.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:16 PM (JZT2

Is there a problem with a president who kill and eat Jimmy Acosta?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 03:24 PM (cSyAR)

427 Never was a man named more appropriately than Jeff Flake

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2021 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

428 Is the Jeff Flake thing what's known as the Chef's kiss.. or do I have that wrong?

Posted by: Inogame at May 03, 2021 03:25 PM (53oGX)

429 428 While the phrasing was unusual, the president did not misspeak. Virtually no one in this country - regardless of income level - pays a single penny in taxes. Everyone pays many pennies.
Posted by: Jen "Circleback" Psaki at May 03, 2021 03:20 PM (Jsjd7)


This would also work for the "not a smidgen of corruption" statement from Barry the Lightworker.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 03, 2021 03:25 PM (PiwSw)

430 427 people, the stock market is starting to worry me...

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 03:23 PM (V13WU)

Shh, it's all good. Money printer goes brrrrrrrrrr.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2021 03:25 PM (xfb67)

431 It's funny that Cyndi McCain thinks anyone really cares what she says.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:25 PM (VpIIl)

432 people, the stock market is starting to worry me...
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 03:23 PM (V13WU)

Just wait, I have it on good authority a loaf of bread will buy a bag of gold soon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 03:25 PM (ifmtJ)

433 I'd be afraid to doink Cindy McCain. She looks so cold that I'd be afraid my wedding tackle would freeze and snap off.

Brrr..... that is one reptilian-looking woman.

Not worth it, even if she can do tricks with her forked tongue and is capable of unhinging her jaw.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:25 PM (JZT2F)

434 431 Never was a man named more appropriately than Jeff Flake
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2021 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

======

I know. Jeff is such an awful name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

435 In five years we'll all be spending and saving in bitcoin. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:26 PM (L2ZTs)

436 But voting against Barky? The Reasonable Person standard of defense applies.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 03:19 PM (t+qrx)

I voted for Mitt Robme, but had no illusions about who/what he was/is.

This after having NOT voted for McLame or Bobdole. Pretty sure I voted for Vermin Supreme in '08, and the Constitution Party guy in '96. Howard somebody.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:26 PM (QipVc)

437 Howdy Horde! I'm going to wander off topic here for a moment, as I just got a letter from the White House about the covid stimulus money, and while I shouldn't be surprised by politicians anymore, this one just floored me.

As you might recall, Biden promised $2,000 per person out the door if the dems won the Georgia run-offs, but only was able to get $1400. Well, he's go the gall to claim that this $1400, combined with the $600 that went out in December, fulfills his promise.

I really have no words for this.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2021 03:26 PM (CAJOC)

438 431 Never was a man named more appropriately than Jeff Flake

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2021 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

You obviously never met Steve Dickhead.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2021 03:26 PM (xfb67)

439 431 Never was a man named more appropriately than Jeff Flake
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2021 03:25 PM (KZzsI)


I don't know, maybe "Jeff Dial Back the Skin Bronzer Dude You're Embarrassing George Hamilton"?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 03, 2021 03:27 PM (PiwSw)

440 I read that as Lynyrd Skynyrd

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:22 PM (HrMC1)
That is how you pronounce it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 03:27 PM (ufFY8)

441
Jeff is such an awful name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

Bullshit.

Jeff is a name for champions. Flake is an impostor, using the name to cover up for what a LOOOOSER he is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 03:27 PM (Uh2oA)

442 I'm holding him to that.
Seriously though, we need to spread this far and wide.
Plaster that clip wherever possible, then complain when you have to pay any taxes.
***

HQ wisdom:

The left doesn't care if you call them liars.
The left doesn't care if you point out their double-standards.
The left doesn't care if you draw attention to their hypocrisy.
The left only wants you dead.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 03:27 PM (4lxb3)

443 Son, we live in a world that has political parties, and those parties have to be filled by men who will vote. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Rand Paul? I have a more grift than you could possibly fathom. You laugh at Flake and you curse the Republicans. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Flakes unelection, while absurd, probably saved my party. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *saves the party*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about, while I am partying at political parties, you want me in that party, getting payoffs. You need me in that party. We use words like lobbyists and payoffs. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent grifting. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a voter who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very grift that I collect, and then questions the manner in which I collect it! I would rather you just said "huh?" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you send me more money and vote for me in 2022. Either way, I don't give a *damn* whether you think I am entitled to this seat!

Posted by: Mitt Romney, A Man with no Reasons at May 03, 2021 03:27 PM (vcOmj)

444 There is no distinguishable difference between Mitt Romney and John Kerry. Box them up and put them next to each other on the shelf and the only thing you would know for sure is that you are in the douche section of the grocery aisle.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 03, 2021 03:27 PM (Wm5SB)

445 I was in Barnes and Noble yesterday and what do I see front and center? A book by Cindy McCain.

So even though she's already loaded, she got a kickback from Deep State Inc.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:28 PM (HrMC1)

446 God Willing, in five years, I won't be here.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:28 PM (Fdh9S)

447 Romney claimed he was a Republican all his life, but in 1994 he claimed he was an Independent in the 80s.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 03, 2021 03:28 PM (+4Mz6)

448 427 people, the stock market is starting to worry me...
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 03:23 PM (V13WU)

Don't sweat it.

Posted by: The Crypto and Meme coin market at May 03, 2021 03:28 PM (qwuAs)

449 I'm missing Joe F's Romney tweets. He had that guy's tweeting voice down pat.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 03:28 PM (mdjgu)

450 446 I'm holding him to that.
Seriously though, we need to spread this far and wide.
Plaster that clip wherever possible, then complain when you have to pay any taxes.
***

HQ wisdom:
The left doesn't care if you draw attention to their hypocrisy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 03:27 PM (4lxb3)

They do actually care if you draw attention. That's what the MSM and social media orgs exist to prevent.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 03, 2021 03:28 PM (z5Vrg)

451 As you might recall, Biden promised $2,000 per person out the door if the dems won the Georgia run-offs, but only was able to get $1400. Well, he's go the gall to claim that this $1400, combined with the $600 that went out in December, fulfills his promise.

I really have no words for this.
Posted by: No One of Consequence


Did you get the letter from the White House explaining that too?

Biden is such a dumb fuck. That $600 was Trump's. He's trying to take credit for it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (HqWIn)

452 @211
The 'Romney as savior of the country' thing was a theory based off of a bad misreading of something that Joseph Smith once said. Suffice to say that the original statement never said anything about an individual, and also hinted a strong possibility that those who needed to do the saving would drop the ball.
But people will see what they want to see.

Posted by: junior at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (6gf5L)

453 Yellin's not going to let the market fail.

The market paid for Obama's third term and they are going to get it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (Xqi9c)

454 was in Barnes and Noble yesterday and what do I see front and center? A book by Cindy McCain.

So even though she's already loaded, she got a kickback from Deep State Inc.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:28 PM (HrMC1)

Who would read that?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (cSyAR)

455 Just wait, I have it on good authority a loaf of bread will buy a bag of gold soon
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 03:25 PM (ifmtJ)

Until Bill Gates and China buy up all the farmland and start rationing gluten.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (QipVc)

456 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 03:27 PM (Uh2oA)

Sup Jeff

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (EuYTz)

457 Romney took PDT's money in 2012 and asked for his endorsement in 2018. There's a character issue in question here, definitely, but it's not PDT's.

Posted by: EveR at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (ZZDMQ)

458 : CTRL+F :: :: "Cindy McCain" :: :: "Reached end of document. 0 results found ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:23 PM (Jsjd7)


grep -i "mccain" mightPissOnIfOnFire.txt
>

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (AB1Co)

459 nood
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=393671

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (Fdgdx)

460 Moron Robbie, yeah, I know.

But like the reason I'm not taking the kung flu jab, it infuriates them.

The little gods do not like to be mocked.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (Fdh9S)

461 people, the stock market is starting to worry me...

***

The sooner you accept that it has nothing to do with anything in the actual economic real world the easier it is to understand.

I honestly expect to see 60K-80K before they can't keep it propped up anymore.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 03:30 PM (4lxb3)

462
Flake's given name was "Sally Flake," because his dad could see what little a little sissy he'd be.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 03:30 PM (Uh2oA)

463 I've been a Republican all of my life.


Well, I've been a constitutional conservative all my life so piss off.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 03:30 PM (axyOa)

464 Old joke: guy appears before a judge, wanting to change his name.

Judge: Usually I ask for a good reason before granting a name change, but I see here that your name is John Dickweed. What would you like to change it to, sir?

Petitioner: Michael Dickweed, your honor.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:30 PM (JZT2F)

465 If you were broke and asked both Mitt Romney and Donald Trump to buy you a couple burgers and an order of fries, who do you think would be more likely to see that you ate?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:30 PM (HrMC1)

466 Oh lord, thanks Ace, for reminding me there still exists a person named Jeff Flake in this country. I haven't thought about that turd in a while. I'm getting a kick out of Romney thinking his "lifelong R" credentials mean anything at all. Reminds me of that quote by Joan Cusack in Working Girl..."Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna, and never will."

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 03:30 PM (O+I8R)

467 Posted by: Mitt Romney, A Man with no Reasons at May 03, 2021 03:27 PM (vcOmj)
++++
Honestly?

If Romney were actually that direct, cold-blooded and Machiavellian I wouldn't like him any more but I might actually respect him more than I do now. Better a straight-up gangster than a mealy-mouthed, limp-wristed, panty-waisted poseur with delusions of honor and legitimacy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (Jsjd7)

468 Pepe ! The Russians been into crypto and bitcoin for ages !

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (V13WU)

469 "the stock market is starting to worry me...
"

It should. There are very big distortions in the numbers due to all the money the Democrats are handing out. They are artificially inflating numbers across the board and pushing future demand forward. Inflation is also ticking up and will never just be 2% "on average".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (VpIIl)

470 I know. Jeff is such an awful name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

You dick!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (Ojki1)

471 If Mitt and David French collided a singularity of self righteousness would end life as we know it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (cSyAR)

472
448 There is no distinguishable difference between Mitt Romney and John Kerry. Box them up and put them next to each other on the shelf and the only thing you would know for sure is that you are in the douche section of the grocery aisle.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 03, 2021 03:27 PM (Wm5SB)

----

Their offspring were co-bagmen with Hunter Biden, conduits for Chinese Communist "investment" money.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (+sQ/u)

473 I honestly expect to see 60K-80K before they can't keep it propped up anymore.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 03:30 PM (4lxb3)

Venezuelan stock market laughs at your puny numbers.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (z5Vrg)

474 34% of all payments to people are now coming from the government- and Democrats want more. That's all unproductive money, that nobody worked for.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (VpIIl)

475 There are very big distortions in the numbers due to all the money the Democrats are handing out.


You don't say...thing is so inflated Anna Nicole Smith would be jealous..plus crypto that no one understands

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (V13WU)

476 I've been wondering if the Dems will try to push through another stimulus payment.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (L2ZTs)

477 > Who would read that?

No one. That's not how it works. The publisher is just a conduit for graft money in these deals. It's a type of money laundering.

Publisher agrees to pay "author" so much per copy in "royalties"

Publisher prints forty million billion copies.

Publisher sells a few copies off the remainder table for $2.50 apiece, pulps the rest.

"Author" collects the money.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (JZT2F)

478 I know. Jeff is such an awful name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

-----------------------------

"It is like a weak ejaculation. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Jeff.."

--Nadja, What We Do In The Shadows

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (CAJOC)

479 As you might recall, Biden promised $2,000 per person out the door if the dems won the Georgia run-offs, but only was able to get $1400. Well, he's go the gall to claim that this $1400, combined with the $600 that went out in December, fulfills his promise.

I really have no words for this.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2021 03:26 PM (CAJOC)

Hey Georgia voters what voted for Senators so Bided'd give you that $2K.

You're the marks.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (Ojki1)

480 450 God Willing, in five years, I won't be here.
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:28 PM (Fdh9S)

I've been setting the stage to tell people I have no interest in doing chemo again.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (Ojki1)

481 268 He Saved the Winter Olympics, People!
and the big dig! don't forget the big dig!

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (sGtp+)

482 "My dad was the governor of Michigan "

You know....when you get to be Malt Rumpley's age and-

you're still leaning on your Dad's reputation-

Well, you pretty much suck becuz you've done nothing of real note by yourownself.

And yes that includes your running for Preezy cuz you ran to lose, dickweed.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (EERbD)

483 Romney had a choice between a man with "character flaws" who actually defended us and black supremacists who want to destroy us, and he chose the latter.

"We want to end the nuclear family." -- BLM website, the organization Mitt Romney endorses.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (DBPIP)

484

Wait, shitt romeny is still "doing the right thing?"

What more is there to do? President Trump is out of office; what more "right doing" does romney intend to do to us?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 03, 2021 04:14 PM (5fcxz)

485
I was too young to remember, but Congress was of life-long "Republicans" just like shitt romney harrumphing about President Nixon as the Democrats railroaded him.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (5fcxz)

486 He is'nt the only Traitor there is John Kerry as well

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 03, 2021 05:04 PM (FLiOE)

487 Romney has so much character that he choose to imprison child care owners after it was proven that the testimony was coerced by crazed social workers with an agenda. Romney had so little courage and honor that even after the state released the females he refused to release the son, who was offered release if he confessed to the false charge. The son was a man and refused.

romney remains the man without a chest or a chin.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 03, 2021 09:33 PM (EcD5Y)

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