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LOL: Fox to run ads for a special about Andrew Cuomo's scandals... on Chris Cuomo's show.

The ad includes footage of Chris Cuomo joking with his nursing home massacre brother with a giant prop swab.

The 30-second ad will be running on Cuomo Prime Time, as well as other CNN programs like New Day and The Situation Room, targeting key markets in New York City and Washington, DC. The ad contains a clip from a now-infamous May 2020 interview that Chris Cuomo conducted with his gubernatorial brother in which the CNN host teased him with a giant cotton swab prop.




Compare that to the Kyle Dunnigan impression:

Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner, running for California governor, said that trans "women" should not compete with real women in sports, because they have an unfair advantage.

It took approximately 0.2 microseconds for Jenner to lose his "Stunning and Brave" designation:

Medium-level content warning for various gender weirdos arguing about whether lesbians should enjoy "girldick," that is, the penis of a man pretending (barely) to be a woman.

Aww, Bill Gates is being jilted by his goldigger wife:

The left ruins everything:



Posted by: Ace at 05:38 PM




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1 Time machine?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:37 PM (kTF2Z)

2 Whoa, I'm from the future.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:38 PM (kTF2Z)

3 Ok, I'll call the otters.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:38 PM (kTF2Z)

4 Inside the park home run.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:38 PM (kTF2Z)

5 Dear Lord. In the Navy, indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 04:39 PM (lmikk)

6 Otters called.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:39 PM (kTF2Z)

7 First ever all gay crew ... IN THE NAVY?

Not even close!

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:40 PM (YYlyE)

8 I must admit I find the opening picture strangely arousing.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2021 04:40 PM (Rvt88)

9 So I hear not dancing for you in DC?

I think i saw this movie?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (OVEfo)

10 Huh, the UK got to declaring the Bible as hate speech before we did. I wouldn't have bet on that.

Now to bet on who does that with the Koran...

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (Ojki1)

11 So in 2021 you can be a lesbian and still into penis. And anyone that disagrees with that is a h8ter

I can't think of anything more 2021 honestly.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (JMMlQ)

12 They literally did "In the Navy" with the Village People and all??? The simulation is just trolling us at this point.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (DXFDM)

13 An all gay crew ha? Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (OVEfo)

14 Gone from don't ask don't tell to shut up already in less than a generation

Posted by: brak at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (c3Jw6)

15 Took me a minute to realize that the cart in the first pic is made out of women.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (kTF2Z)

16 I'm a super straight man but I find Andrew Cuomo very ugly. Perhaps, based on my straightness I have no right to speak on the subject.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:42 PM (cSyAR)

17 Jenner is a fruitloop murderer, but he is not wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 04:42 PM (lmikk)

18 WTF is that?

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 04:42 PM (Cxk7w)

19 Anal swab?!? I'm in. Well, it's in....

Posted by: Shep! at May 03, 2021 04:42 PM (7bRMQ)

20 The best response to the all gay Navy flight was "It would be news if a Navy flight was all straight."

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 04:42 PM (ZfRYq)

21 9 So I hear not dancing for you in DC?

I think i saw this movie?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (OVEfo)

That was different, much like banning books because this time it is being done for good and wholesome reasons.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 04:42 PM (Ojki1)

22 First ever all gay crew?

HA! Captain Ned would like a word.

And to comfort them. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2021 04:42 PM (Rvt88)

23 ace,
you accidently posted one of your weekend photos at the top of the post...

Fen will be un amused.

Posted by: a concerned ron at May 03, 2021 04:42 PM (/yn0M)

24 I Society think is in its cutting phase, looking for attention.

I wish it would just go ahead and off itself already

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 03, 2021 04:42 PM (uS2EJ)

25 15 Took me a minute to realize that the cart in the first pic is made out of women.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (kTF2Z)

The guy appears to be having fun, at least.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 04:43 PM (lmikk)

26 Took me a minute to realize that the cart in the first pic is made out of women.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (kTF2Z

By George, old chap.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:43 PM (cSyAR)

27 Chinese are using bullpups now?

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 03, 2021 04:43 PM (qpX6U)

28 So...the helicopter crew will be too busy sucking each others dicks to fly the damned machine?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 04:43 PM (ufFY8)

29 Dear Dr Fauci, gloryholes in an helicopter are ok too right?

Posted by: Some Sailor at May 03, 2021 04:43 PM (JMMlQ)

30 "I am smart"

You sure we've been identifying the correct brother as Fredo?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 04:43 PM (DXFDM)

31 So the all gay helicopter crew isn't from the bee?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2021 04:43 PM (Zmnko)

32 >>>History was made on Friday with the first ever all gay @USNavy helicopter crew.


Just like Kobe, they are certain to go down.

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 04:44 PM (KnJdm)

33 27 Chinese are using bullpups now?
Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 03, 2021 04:43 PM (qpX6U)

Fads are fads.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 04:44 PM (lmikk)

34 Bill Clinton is jealous that he didn't think of the chick-cycle first.

There's plenty of liberal women who would do that for him, after giving him oral decadence, for "keeping abortion legal".

Posted by: Thrawn at May 03, 2021 04:44 PM (KKMoa)

35 24 I Society think is in its cutting phase, looking for attention.

I wish it would just go ahead and off itself already
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 03, 2021 04:42 PM (uS2EJ)

Society continues to ride that kinky Surrey, and it'll get off right quick.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2021 04:44 PM (Fdgdx)

36 Where can you find pleasure, Search the world for treasure, Learn science technology? Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true? In the Navy! Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (W4eKo)

37 26 Took me a minute to realize that the cart in the first pic is made out of women.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (kTF

OMG

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (Zmnko)

38 People keep telling me about networks like Fox, CNN, and MSNBC, and sports leagues like NFL, MLB, and NBA, as if I should care...
Now, if Ace gets corrupted, that'll be news...

Posted by: setnaffa at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (OQc7P)

39 US condemned violence by both Palestinians & Jewish extremists

FUCK YOU back to this bullshit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (OVEfo)

40 Give a woman too much money and no inhibitions and she has a closet full of shoes she will never wear.

Give a man too much money and no inhibitions and he's riding a cart made of women in leather outfits pulled by another woman in a leather outfit.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (JMMlQ)

41 An all gay crew ha? Sigh


Cuts training time. They're already familiar with joysticks.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (SchxB)

42 25 15 Took me a minute to realize that the cart in the first pic is made out of women.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (kTF2Z)



The guy appears to be having fun, at least.

how? he's not plugged in.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (v3pYe)

43 That first pic is...disturbing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (Bmy3R)

44 All these lefty "firsts" show such a desperate need to mean something. Is it really an accomplishment worth noting that there's an all gay helicopter crew? Remember the days when it would have been "this crew made an amazing rescue" or some actual marker of skill? And this first woman this or first hispanic that? How about we stop looking for that crap and evaluate people on what they actually do?

Sorry, lost my head there for a minute. Go team!?/

Posted by: Iris at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (DibdT)

45 So preaching the word of G-d is now hate speech in the UK? If this doesn't show you our future, and you're OK with that, you really don't care do you?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (jvt6t)

46 Surrey horsey has some plow pulling thighs on her, eh? eh? eh? Wink Wink, nudge nudge.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (Fdgdx)

47 Blue Oyster Thunder

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (NO/87)

48 That US Navy tweet is Babylon Beem right?
Right???

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 04:46 PM (bDqIh)

49 PSA has Classic Stealth (means no imprint on the magwell) lowers for $199 free shipping. Best price I have seen in a while.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 04:46 PM (ZfRYq)

50 When that six year old girl murders her mom in 15 years I hope the jury of her peers is full of people whose parents also pushed their mental illness on them and the acquittal is instantaneous.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 04:46 PM (Ojki1)

51 I couldn't make it past that content - the one with the little girl makes me want to use up a lot of ammo for some reason.

I suppose there'd be one positive to being invaded by China. I'd live long enough to see these people falling face first into a ditch.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 03, 2021 04:46 PM (wAnMi)

52 34 Bill Clinton is jealous that he didn't think of the chick-cycle first.
stewardess sandwiches hardest hit

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 03, 2021 04:46 PM (sGtp+)

53 I got questions
Is there so many ghey in the Navy just by random 4 out of 4 are ghey?
Is the Navy doing crews of vehicles or aircraft by individual groups? All Christians ? All Asians? All born in Alaska?

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 04:46 PM (Cxk7w)

54 "Monkees Announce Fall 2021 Farewell Tour"

How can you have a farewell tour when everyone thought you were long done already?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (xPl2J)

55 I can't believe the Navy finds it necessary to celebrate the first "all-gay" helicopter crew. Are those do-rags they are wearing meant to let us know they really are gay? I thought the Navy had uniforms.

Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (wyw4S)

56 "Women-as Vehicles" must be the hot new category on PrOnHub

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (Bmy3R)

57 Why does the Navy Flight crew need to tell us their sexual orientation? People who know you will figure it out. Just do your darn jobs!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (7hF2c)

58 OMG
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (Zmnko)

-----------

See!!?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (kTF2Z)

59 >>That first pic is...disturbing.


The wind blows through that one lady's hair from both directions.

Seriously, though. The defogger stinks on that ride.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (NO/87)

60 44 All these lefty "firsts" show such a desperate need to mean something. Is it really an accomplishment worth noting that there's an all gay helicopter crew? Remember the days when it would have been "this crew made an amazing rescue" or some actual marker of skill? And this first woman this or first hispanic that? How about we stop looking for that crap and evaluate people on what they actually do?

Sorry, lost my head there for a minute. Go team!?/
Posted by: Iris at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (DibdT)

'Judge a man by what you see him do' is outré these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (lmikk)

61 Bif, The cart puller can plow all day and is up for plowing all night.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (1BKsw)

62 Classic picture. Always make me laugh.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 04:48 PM (2Rqfq)

63 That first pic is...disturbing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (Bmy3R)

Yeah, I agree. What is that, like 1/4 horsepower?

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 04:48 PM (KnJdm)

64 mega-droughts AND devastating floods? None of which we've ever had in the past?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 03, 2021 04:48 PM (4a9Vv)

65 NGU, the third Obama term, and it's barely started.

But don't worry, some people are "waking up" and .... and ... the mid-terms will rock!!!!! And the infighting, they're eating each other on the "left"!!!! Eleventy!!!

Which means nothing to the destruction ongoing, most of it irreversible, none of which can be stopped or limited.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 04:48 PM (OTzUX)

66 The one Con with that ride is the Cupholder is too small and you have to put your Chapagne Bottle in neck side down.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (NO/87)

67 39 US condemned violence by both Palestinians & Jewish extremists

FUCK YOU back to this bullshit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (OVEfo)

The left will never forgive the Jews for surviving the Holocaust.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (Ojki1)

68 Interesting torque box on the vehicle.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (AB1Co)

69 will someone tell me what reason(s) would a mother have to force her little girl to think she is a boy ??

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (V13WU)

70 When that six year old girl murders her mom in 15 years I hope the jury of her peers is full of people whose parents also pushed their mental illness on them and the acquittal is instantaneous.
Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 04:46 PM (Ojki1)
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There's no way I could click on that video. When I see how many kids are abused, and then think of people I know who would make wonderful parents but haven't been able to have children, it makes me furious.

That poor girl. I hope someone can somehow rescue her.

Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (wyw4S)

71 "Fads are fads."

I guess bullpups make sense if you have to fight inside a confined space, like a vehicle, or a bucket. I'm used to seeing Chinese marching with SKS's, but you can't stop progress.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (qpX6U)

72 61 Bif, The cart puller can plow all day and is up for plowing all night.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (1BKsw)

The gimp suit is not what I would consider to be the best clothing for high levels of exertion. You'd be swimming in sweat in no time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (lmikk)

73 My former Navy so is coming up next week. The all gay crew will certainly be mentioned.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (kTF2Z)

74 >>An all gay crew ha?


Honestly. I had no idea the Navy had helicopters.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (NO/87)

75 The Brits are toast and we're following right behind them.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (W4eKo)

76 As much as I think Melinda and Bill Gates are horrible people for the pro-abortion agenda of their Foundation, I'm still sad they are getting divorced. It's just disappointing.

Posted by: Iris at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (DibdT)

77 Why does the Navy Flight crew need to tell us their sexual orientation? People who know you will figure it out. Just do your darn jobs!


When you have no accomplishments to speak of, you celebrate what you can.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (SchxB)

78 Are those do-rags they are wearing meant to let us know they really are gay? I thought the Navy had uniforms.
Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (wyw4S)


The Navy does have uniforms, so you're right, having to wear something extra to show that they're gay is a bit redundant.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (t+qrx)

79 I'm a super straight man but I find Andrew Cuomo very ugly.

I'm a woman and I can tell you he is NOT one bit good looking.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 04:50 PM (nxdel)

80 US condemned violence by both Palestinians & Jewish extremists

FUCK YOU back to this bullshit


==

yes so very much

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:50 PM (V13WU)

81 Dear Lord. In the Navy, indeed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 04:39 PM (lmikk)

I wonder if the rotor on their chopper spins backwards, too?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2021 04:50 PM (hmEiE)

82 > PSA has Classic Stealth (means no imprint on the magwell) lowers for $199 free shipping. Best price I have seen in a while.

If you watch Aero for blem lowers, you can get an AR15 lower for $72 or so. Also, their blemishes are usually so minor, they're hard to find. Unless you're looking to build a safe queen, there's no reason not to buy one.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:50 PM (YYlyE)

83 Fen will be un amused.
Posted by: a concerned ron at May 03, 2021 04:42 PM (/yn0M)

Oh, look, A budding stalker with a new nic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2021 04:50 PM (7hF2c)

84 Why does the Navy Flight crew need to tell us their sexual orientation? People who know you will figure it out. Just do your darn jobs!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (7hF2c)


I think the fucking hot pants was enough of a clue. But, don't judge a man by the content of his character. Judge him by whether he's a catcher or a pitcher.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 03, 2021 04:50 PM (wAnMi)

85 55 I can't believe the Navy finds it necessary to celebrate the first "all-gay" helicopter crew. Are those do-rags they are wearing meant to let us know they really are gay? I thought the Navy had uniforms.
Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (wyw4S)


They know where their bread is buttered.

And no, that is NOT PHRASING

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 04:50 PM (ZfRYq)

86 The vid of the mommy trying desperately to get her tranny purse puppy out of a typical little kid is horrifying. All I can see is the old Red Cloud of Blood.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 04:50 PM (DXFDM)

87 So the Navy had to purposely put the gays together to form the crew. Why not historically put together the first all black crew? The first all foot fetish crew?

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 03, 2021 04:50 PM (2DOZq)

88 Cuomo: I did nothing wrong. Your grandparents were old anyway and the unwanted sexual advances and innuendo were all made up. All 10, or is it 12 of them?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:50 PM (CK0Ph)

89 Hey Cuomo. Pssst. If you have to tell people that you are smart, guess what.

Go on, guess.

Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2021 04:50 PM (wyw4S)

90 The Babe Surrey comes with USB ports.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:50 PM (cSyAR)

91 I feel like the driver is improperly dressed for this occasion.

Whatever this occasion is.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 04:51 PM (NO/87)

92 Wow, Bill Gates.

Must've been all up in each others grills with the at-home quarantine for the past year like the rest of us. That can really stress out a relationship, huh?


*Wonder what the 'next phase of their lives' entails, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 04:51 PM (bDqIh)

93 If you watch Aero for blem lowers, you can get an AR15 lower for $72 or so. Also, their blemishes are usually so minor, they're hard to find. Unless you're looking to build a safe queen, there's no reason not to buy one.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:50 PM (YYlyE)


That's a stripped lower though, right? The PSA lower at $199 is complete.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 04:51 PM (ZfRYq)

94 It takes no special talent to be an "historic first."
I'm not ex military but people are people.
The problem with a "historic first" all ghey crew is that, however you got there, once everyone knows your "protected status" you can be a total fuckup and no one can get rid of you, unless they promote you.

What does that do to someone's willingness to do their best and improve?
So you'll likely get mediocre performance, at best.
At worst, 1-2 dangerous fuckups out of the group and maybe a particulalry troublesome idiot promited to upper rank.
Fucked, we are.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 03, 2021 04:51 PM (5RTdG)

95 Nobody else mentioned it, so here: That is Steve Jobs who is riding that Fem-O-Rickshaw conveyance.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 03, 2021 04:51 PM (qpX6U)

96 Took me a minute to realize that the cart in the first pic is made out of women.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (kTF2Z

By George, old chap.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:43 PM (cSyAR)

The "horse" looks kind of sulky.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2021 04:51 PM (hmEiE)

97 Fly Navy. Just don't bend over.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:51 PM (CK0Ph)

98 It's just disappointing.


That phrase may be in the divorce petition.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 03, 2021 04:52 PM (SchxB)

99 will someone tell me what reason(s) would a mother have to force her little girl to think she is a boy ??
Posted by: runner

For no other reason than to signal her wokeness to her diminished intellect Karen friends.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2021 04:52 PM (Rvt88)

100 I saw Giant Cotton Swab Prop open for Little Feat at the Capitol Theater in Passaic in 1976.

Posted by: Mr Bacciagalupe at May 03, 2021 04:52 PM (s33iD)

101 that top pic is so full of eeewwwwwwwWWW that we'll have to retire "ew" as an expression, like the way the Yankee's retired Jeter's number.

Posted by: how many bullets does Biden's security detail need at May 03, 2021 04:52 PM (USW1s)

102 The helicopter is known as the Gay Blades.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 03, 2021 04:52 PM (2DOZq)

103 54 "Monkees Announce Fall 2021 Farewell Tour"

How can you have a farewell tour when everyone thought you were long done already?
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (xPl2J)

And 50% of the group has already done the final farewell?

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 04:52 PM (Ojki1)

104 86 The vid of the mommy trying desperately to get her tranny purse puppy out of a typical little kid is horrifying. All I can see is the old Red Cloud of Blood.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 04:50 PM (DXFDM)

'If' I had ever been a parent, I would spend a considerable amount of time hoping I did not fuck my kid up- not actively trying to ruin their mental well being.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 04:52 PM (lmikk)

105 This is exactly what Cathy Young voted for, so she can reap it.

Posted by: johnson at May 03, 2021 04:52 PM (T3zWB)

106 It's the fucking Navy. They've always been hot bunkers and daisy chainers anyway. They can't even navigate without running into each other

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:52 PM (jvt6t)

107 I still find it grimly amusing that ChiiiiNAAAAH, still has the same number of reported BatFlu Deaths, 4k or so, that they reported 15 months ago.

"May You live In Stupid Time."

--
CornFucious.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2021 04:52 PM (4XF34)

108 > All these lefty "firsts" show such a desperate need to mean something. Is it really an accomplishment worth noting that there's an all gay helicopter crew? Remember the days when it would have been "this crew made an amazing rescue" or some actual marker of skill? And this first woman this or first hispanic that? How about we stop looking for that crap and evaluate people on what they actually do?

I've heard they had some poor intern following Sparky McPurple Lips around in the first days of his presidency, recording all the historic firsts. First ham sandwich eaten in the oval office by a black president! WoooO!

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:52 PM (YYlyE)

109 69 will someone tell me what reason(s) would a mother have to force her little girl to think she is a boy ??
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (V13WU)

Kudos from her "progressive" neighbors. I swear this drive to make kids trans is a form of Munchausen by proxy.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 03, 2021 04:52 PM (KKMoa)

110 "Monkees Announce Fall 2021 Farewell Tour"

Wait, aren't they all dead except for maybe the drummer guy?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 04:53 PM (EERbD)

111 The pic on top reminds of sulky racing. Is that still a thing?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:53 PM (cSyAR)

112 69 will someone tell me what reason(s) would a mother have to force her little girl to think she is a boy ??
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (V13WU)


Victim points. And, ooh, look at me, I have a trans child I am so special!

That's why they call it Munchausen's by Proxy.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 04:53 PM (ZfRYq)

113 So they should have all worn those costumes like the Village people....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2021 04:53 PM (Zmnko)

114 Has no one mentioned "Top Gun"?
I'm very disappointed in you.
Unless I just failed to read the comments.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 03, 2021 04:53 PM (5RTdG)

115 103 54 "Monkees Announce Fall 2021 Farewell Tour"

How can you have a farewell tour when everyone thought you were long done already?
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (xPl2J)

And 50% of the group has already done the final farewell?
Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 04:52 PM (Ojki1)

Davey Jones kicked it. Which other one?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 04:53 PM (lmikk)

116 That Helo is filled with Seamen!

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 04:53 PM (NO/87)

117 Nobody else mentioned it, so here: That is Steve Jobs who is riding that Fem-O-Rickshaw conveyance.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 03, 2021 04:51 PM (qpX6U)

Chickshaw

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 04:53 PM (KnJdm)

118 will someone tell me what reason(s) would a mother have to force her little girl to think she is a boy ??
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (V13WU)


I'll say this much. If there was no social media that little girl would probably remain a little girl, and grow into a woman who just hated her mother. You know, the old fashioned parental abuse.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (wAnMi)

119 >>So the Navy had to purposely put the gays together to form the crew. Why not historically put together the first all black crew? The first all foot fetish crew?


Slow down. . . wanna make sure we get this down on paper. Any other formation you think will boost morale and recruitment?

Posted by: US Navy at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (bDqIh)

120 Not my Navy

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (gmo/4)

121 That's a stripped lower though, right? The PSA lower at $199 is complete.
Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 04:51 PM (ZfRYq)

Sheeshe!

I got a stripped lower from PSA for $40, and another $40 worth of parts later I got a functioning lower for $80. Of course, that was in2019.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (Fdgdx)

122 69 will someone tell me what reason(s) would a mother have to force her little girl to think she is a boy ??
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (V13WU)

You get to be Stunning and Brave as a parent raising such a child. Munchausen by proxy writ large.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (Ojki1)

123 Ghey Navy is redundant, no?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (flINI)

124 The "horse" looks kind of sulky.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2021 04:51 PM (hmEiE)

Bring out the Gimp

The Gimp's pulling a trailer

Welll, I guess you gonna have to unharness him.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (jvt6t)

125
Might as well post it. In the Navy:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=nmGuy0jievs

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (Mzdiz)

126 Has no one mentioned "Top Gun"?
I'm very disappointed in you.
Unless I just failed to read the comments.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 03, 2021 04:53 PM (5RTdG)
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We were saving it for you, hoping you'd show up.

Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (wyw4S)

127 "I wonder if the rotor on their chopper spins backwards, too?"

Now I desperately want to see some daredevil try that!

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (qpX6U)

128 And by the way, does Navy now get to wear unauthorized head gear? Is that a special disobedience of regulation for the gay guys?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (CK0Ph)

129 > That's a stripped lower though, right? The PSA lower at $199 is complete.

Ah, yes. My bad. Yeah, with a bolt and charging handle and everything, that's a screaming deal.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (YYlyE)

130 That Navy flight.

Gives whole new meaning to Tailhook Association.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (ZfRYq)

131 114 Has no one mentioned "Top Gun"?
I'm very disappointed in you.
Unless I just failed to read the comments.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 03, 2021 04:53 PM (5RTdG)

I did not see a single volleyball reference.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 04:55 PM (lmikk)

132 Davey Jones kicked it. Which other one?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 04:53 PM (lmikk)


Peter Tork

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 03, 2021 04:55 PM (wAnMi)

133 That's Zed driving the cart.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 03, 2021 04:55 PM (2DOZq)

134 That picture is like one of those awkward gifts from well-meaning relatives who know that you like particular things but completely fail to understand how or why.

"Wow, thanks grandma. You remembered that I like women and I like vehicles. This is so much fun."

*weak smile*

"Wheee."

Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 04:55 PM (t+qrx)

135 111 The pic on top reminds of sulky racing. Is that still a thing?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:53 PM (cSyAR)

Damn. I've been calling it a surrey. you are correct, sir.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2021 04:56 PM (Fdgdx)

136 Navy: It's not just a job, it's an adventure.

My God, it's full of fags!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:56 PM (kTF2Z)

137 I wonder if the phrase: Soft Induction Port- has made the PRe-Flight Checklist, yet?

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 04:56 PM (96J4u)

138 Must've been all up in each others grills with the at-home quarantine
for the past year like the rest of us. That can really stress out a
relationship, huh?


You think the rich and powerful have spent the last year in at-home quarantine huh?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:56 PM (JMMlQ)

139 >This is exactly what Cathy Young voted for, so she can reap it.
Posted by: johnson at May 03, 2021 04:52 PM (T3zWB)

Oh yeah, she has to be one of the most smug, enraging NeverTrumper fake libertarians out there. I can't believe anyone actually seeks out her opinions.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 04:56 PM (DXFDM)

140 Young man there's no need to feel down! I said young man pick yourself off the ground! Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at May 03, 2021 04:56 PM (W4eKo)

141 Honestly. I had no idea the Navy had helicopters.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (NO/87)

"Sir?! Sir!!! That is not where the joystick goes! The collective does NOT need to be fondled! Sir!"

-Navy CPO Crew Chief, probably

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at May 03, 2021 04:56 PM (N3El/)

142 The Gates announcement says that they did a lot of hard work to save their marriage. Obviously not as hard as they worked on taking over the world.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2021 04:56 PM (RMGKK)

143 Ah, yes. My bad. Yeah, with a bolt and charging handle and everything, that's a screaming deal.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (YYlyE)

A lower doesn't have BCH group - that is in an upper.

Complete lower is stock and grip and buffer assy and fire control group and all the little pieces parts and already put together.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 04:56 PM (ZfRYq)

144 SIAP and sorry about linking to tw*tter but this is funny:

https://tinyurl.com/m4d528jp

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original trans-Wookie at May 03, 2021 04:56 PM (xxG/v)

145 "First ham sandwich eaten in the oval office by a black president! "

Did he eat ham? Is that documented?

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 03, 2021 04:56 PM (qpX6U)

146 Aww, Bill Gates is being jilted by his goldigger wife
How much more can she get than what she gets with him?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 03, 2021 04:56 PM (7bRMQ)

147 Bill, it’s not about the sun.

Posted by: Melinda Gates at May 03, 2021 04:56 PM (CX3cf)

148

Bill Gates asks for space. Elon, could you send this man on his way?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2021 04:56 PM (63Dwl)

149 I guess Melinda didn't want to be Queen of the Illegals in the Corporate Kingdom of these Former United States eating bugs and plant fibre all day.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 04:56 PM (UHVv4)

150 Now everyone is special in the Navy. No more, we're all in this color blind and one unit stuff I guess.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:57 PM (CK0Ph)

151 89 Hey Cuomo. Pssst. If you have to tell people that you are smart, guess what.

Go on, guess.
Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2021 04:50 PM (wyw4S)

Next you'll be saying posting pics of yourself looking at the title page of various book says something about how much one reads.

Posted by: LeBrony, now with career threatening high ankle sprain at May 03, 2021 04:57 PM (Ojki1)

152 I take it strategic deterrence is no longer a thing.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 03, 2021 04:57 PM (5RTdG)

153 92 Wow, Bill Gates.

Must've been all up in each others grills with the at-home quarantine for the past year like the rest of us. That can really stress out a relationship, huh?


*Wonder what the 'next phase of their lives' entails, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 04:51 PM (bDqIh)
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Especially knowing they were Billionaires and could go anywhere they wanted but couldn't.

Feel our pain Bill and Melinda.

Posted by: WisRich at May 03, 2021 04:57 PM (G0vdT)

154 "Chickshaw"

You guys are brilliant! I wish I could come up with that stuff.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 03, 2021 04:57 PM (qpX6U)

155 >>Has no one mentioned "Top Gun"?
I'm very disappointed in you.


Tarantino said it best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF1LXL6OOsM

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 04:58 PM (bDqIh)

156 A lower doesn't have BCH group - that is in an upper.

Complete lower is stock and grip and buffer assy and fire control group and all the little pieces parts and already put together.


*sigh*

It's been one of those days. Sorry, I knew that, but I can't brain today.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:58 PM (YYlyE)

157 123 Ghey Navy is redundant, no?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (flINI)

Only gay if underway? Or is that right out

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 03, 2021 04:58 PM (/6GbT)

158 Sweepers, sweepers, man your brooms...

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 04:58 PM (gmo/4)

159 Melinda couldn't grow, wasn't ready to accommodate another man in the marriage.

Posted by: Caliban at May 03, 2021 04:58 PM (HgGBT)

160 And by the way, does Navy now get to wear unauthorized head gear? Is that a special disobedience of regulation for the gay guys?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (CK0Ph)


At the risk of being on-topic, I don't think anyone on my boat wore an actual Navy cover unless we were piloting into or out of a port. Nobody GAF underway. It's probably at command discretion (and I'll be $20 that allowing this probably netted their CO a NAM).

Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 04:59 PM (t+qrx)

161 "Meanwhile in China ... pic.twitter.com/qjkRiCkP2G"

I like the Black serviceman working on the chopper in the background. He's, "Oh FFS!"

That's me.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 03, 2021 04:59 PM (aXxgO)

162 It's been one of those days. Sorry, I knew that, but I can

It's okay. You're still a good man.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 04:59 PM (ZfRYq)

163 Besides a Top and a Bottom, what makes up an all gay helo crew?

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 04:59 PM (96J4u)

164 For the record I have a hard time believing that picture is real and not a joke and, in normal times, against probably 10 regulations. But Sigh, in sundown's America, it might be real. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:59 PM (OVEfo)

165 So the all gay helicopter crew isn't from the bee?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2021 04:43 PM (Zmnko)


As god is my witness, I did not know helicopters could be gay.

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 04:59 PM (KnJdm)

166 That's me.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 03, 2021 04:59 PM (aXxgO)

Hey, big boy......

Posted by: Gay Navy at May 03, 2021 05:00 PM (jvt6t)

167 110 "Monkees Announce Fall 2021 Farewell Tour"

Wait, aren't they all dead except for maybe the drummer guy?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 04:53 PM (EERbD)

And the guy who has had almost nothing to do with the band for 30 years who supposedly came up with the idea of MTV before MTV.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 05:00 PM (Ojki1)

168 We unequivocally condemn the Jewish terrorists escalating the violence in the Jewish Enclaves of Warsaw. It is incumbent upon both sides, the Jewish fighters and the German peacekeepers, to find a pathway to peace.

Posted by: The Biden/Harris Administration at May 03, 2021 05:00 PM (Q9lwr)

169 It's been one of those days. Sorry, I knew that, but I can't brain today.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:58 PM (YYlyE)


That's okay, you're still a good man.

This works better with your sig in the quote.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 05:00 PM (ZfRYq)

170 Besides a Top and a Bottom, what makes up an all gay helo crew?

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 04:59 PM (96J4u)

Sexual gymnastics, if Urban Dictionary is to be believed.

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:00 PM (KnJdm)

171 That guy second from the right?

Someone needs to tell him that mustache is redundant.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 05:00 PM (96J4u)

172 Besides a Top and a Bottom, what makes up an all gay helo crew?
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 04:59 PM (96J4u)


Dipping sonar.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 05:00 PM (t+qrx)

173
Next thing they'll have a "USS Harvey Milk."
Oh wait that's real.

Posted by: Zek at May 03, 2021 05:00 PM (5RTdG)

174
Davey Jones kicked it. Which other one?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 04:53 PM (lmikk)

Peter Tork is mort as well.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 05:01 PM (Ojki1)

175 As god is my witness, I did not know helicopters could be gay.
Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 04:59 PM (KnJdm)


Actual, literal, LOL.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 05:01 PM (ZfRYq)

176 > You're still a good man.

Heh. Thanks.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 05:01 PM (YYlyE)

177 Call me nutz, but I don't expect there to be any squares or villages in Israel named for Biden.

Just a hunch.

Something of a contrast with his predecessor.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 05:01 PM (OTzUX)

178 I guess you need a Tail Gunner.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 05:02 PM (96J4u)

179 77 When you have no accomplishments to speak of, you celebrate what you can.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (SchxB)


I don't think the US Navy has collided with any civilian ships lately. So, that's also something, I guess.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 03, 2021 05:02 PM (DTX3h)

180
will someone tell me what reason(s) would a mother have to force her little girl to think she is a boy ??

------

Easy. Wine mom HERd mentality. A lot of women are unthinking in-group signaling machines. They know the hot new stylish thing is rustic decor, and transgenderism. Karen's kids are no different than her throw pillows.

It's why I scoff whenever people say some dumb shit like "re-zoning the suburbs for low-income housing will make suburban moms vote (R)," or "boys beating the shit out of girls at sports will make suburban moms vote (R)."

Nothing will ever make suburban moms vote any way except what they perceive as being cool. If the glossies at the checkout said it was super awesome and forward-thinking to stick your hand in the dispose-all, these automatons would be wandering around with Christian Dior stump covers by next week.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 05:02 PM (Uh2oA)

181 And I thought the Gates' were perfect together. He looks like someone's maiden lesb*an aunt and Melinda looks like a tranny.

Posted by: abbynormal at May 03, 2021 05:02 PM (hJx/+)

182 Fat Tire vs. Makers Mark....

FAE-01... about $70. From the distillery; "naturally present dried fruit and woody richness. Rich figgy notes complemented by tobacco undertones and a pleasantly dank woodiness."

116 proof.

So, fuck off.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2021 05:02 PM (3H9h1)

183 Next thing they'll have a "USS Harvey Milk."
Oh wait that's real.
Posted by: Zek at May 03, 2021 05:00 PM (5RTdG)


Not a commissioned Navy ship - it's USNS, not USS. Mixed merchant marine and Navy crew, support auxiliary ship.

But it is an oiler. That's an actual fact.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 05:03 PM (t+qrx)

184 >>will someone tell me what reason(s) would a mother have to force her little girl to think she is a boy ??


Same reason socialites wore gay sons with aids as a fashion accessory in the 90s.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 05:03 PM (96J4u)

185
Apocalypse Wooooooooo!

In 1968, a gay Naval helicopter crew heads up the Yao Bao EL River in Vietnam on a desperate mission.

Four bottoms in search of a top.

And what a top! Marlon Brando as Colonel Plug Squatum. Rrrrrrrrrrowr!

Coming Soon to a theater near you!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 05:03 PM (EERbD)

186 It's not gay if you're underway.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2021 05:03 PM (F0YaR)

187 For the record I have a hard time believing that picture is real and not a joke and, in normal times, against probably 10 regulations. But Sigh, in sundown's America, it might be real. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:59 PM (OVEfo)
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Hey, you're a Navy guy. Maybe you should look into this for us and report back.

Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2021 05:03 PM (wyw4S)

188 >>and a pleasantly dank woodiness.


That's not me. I washed my junk this morning.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 05:04 PM (96J4u)

189 The parents of trans children belong in dungeons.

The children should be sent to a camp where they have fun and casually learn about heterosexuality.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 05:04 PM (Xqi9c)

190 Well, now that we've all gotten over the navy fags, no one else is bothered by street preaching as a hate crime?

Bueller.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 05:04 PM (jvt6t)

191 Besides a Top and a Bottom, what makes up an all gay helo crew?

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 04:59 PM (96J4u)

Are we talking about AR-15s or Helo crews?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 03, 2021 05:04 PM (Q9lwr)

192 ace,

Great stuff. Did you ever see this video from Steven Inman?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1385422633282408448

That one always makes me laugh.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 03, 2021 05:04 PM (uWF4x)

193 the muslim bobby arresting a street preacher says it all

Posted by: x4 at May 03, 2021 05:05 PM (oA+QO)

194 123 Ghey Navy is redundant, no?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 03, 2021 04:54 PM (flINI)

/shakes head sadly... goes out and burns his Retired Navy Ball Cap.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 05:05 PM (oHd/0)

195 And fuck you new belgium. Yuengling ain't woke. There's a million brews out there now. There's no need for you.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2021 05:05 PM (AB1Co)

196 Funniest Gates' divorce take is in my sock -- Marriage suffers blue screen of death.

Ha, ha.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 05:05 PM (UHVv4)

197 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:59 PM (OVEfo)
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Hey, you're a Navy guy. Maybe you should look into this for us and report back.
Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2021 05:03 PM (wyw4S)

Proving a shiv can be verbal.

Ouch, NGU.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2021 05:05 PM (Fdgdx)

198 Coddling the Chinese, antagonizing Russia, encouraging Iran, undermining Israel, all while projecting weakness abroad and undermining morale at home.
What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Perry Bellum at May 03, 2021 05:05 PM (5RTdG)

199 I fear Y's Dice speaks much wisdom here. And it's not limited to the women. The last year has shown just how pathetic, dumbed-down, and weak younger prosperous suburbanites are. With the "teachers" and other arms of guvamint abusing them and ripping them off - to which they have never responded, including at the ballot box - it's clear they're just North Koreans in suburban American bodies.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 05:05 PM (OTzUX)

200
Peter Tork - wasn't he like John Lennon but without the talent?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 05:05 PM (EERbD)

201 >>You think the rich and powerful have spent the last year in at-home quarantine huh?


It was a joke. A lot of relationships were stressed because we've been under various levels of lockdown and work/school from home in normal-sized homes. Meanwhile, Bill and Melinda are in their mega-abode in WA that was built to support big corporate events (and of course, the freedom to travel because VIPs).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 05:05 PM (bDqIh)

202 You have to wonder how this gay Navy crew thing manifested itself. I mean really:

A) Casual Bar talk?
B.) Navy recruitment brochure?
C.) Navy Brass complaining about how their sons are all gay and BINGO, a top-secret Op was born.

Posted by: WisRich at May 03, 2021 05:06 PM (G0vdT)

203 Taliban Already Taking Over As U.S. Begins Withdrawal
The Taliban didn't waste any time in moving right in as U.S. troops pull back. They have set up checkpoints across key parts of Afghanistan that leave major cities increasingly isolated and impede the Afghan government's ability to govern.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 05:07 PM (UHVv4)

204 Looks like ace traded in the vespa.

Posted by: Bosk at May 03, 2021 05:08 PM (SWbVS)

205 200
Peter Tork - wasn't he like John Lennon but without the talent?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 05:05 PM (EERbD)

Well, it's the Monkees so...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 05:08 PM (lmikk)

206 the muslim bobby arresting a street preacher says it all

Posted by: x4 at May 03, 2021 05:05 PM (oA+QO)

Lots of gusto doing it, the other two seemed a bit apologetic and would have been willing to not rough the man up.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 03, 2021 05:08 PM (7bRMQ)

207 Mr. French, signal the Milk oiler to come abaft the beam. Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at May 03, 2021 05:08 PM (W4eKo)

208 196 Funniest Gates' divorce take is in my sock -- Marriage suffers blue screen of death.

Ha, ha.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 05:05 PM (UHVv4)

He's doing a Reboot, turning it off and restarting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 05:08 PM (oHd/0)

209 You heard the joke about the bubble-heads?

180 men go out on a boomer for 6 months straight.

90 couples return.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 03, 2021 05:08 PM (xopIz)

210 In 2021, a crack Helo Unit was sent to prison for a crime they didn't commit...

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 05:09 PM (96J4u)

211 "I fear Y's Dice speaks much wisdom here."

I do think the country would be in better shape all around if we didn't have women's suffrage.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 03, 2021 05:09 PM (qpX6U)

212 Hey, you're a Navy guy. Maybe you should look into this for us and report back.
Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2021 05:03 PM (wyw4S)

I will but I might have to tip toe,,,,ah scratch that phrasing, about it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 05:09 PM (OVEfo)

213 In 2021, a crack Helo Unit was sent to prison for a crime they didn't commit...

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 05:09 PM (96J4u)

gAy-Team?

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:10 PM (KnJdm)

214 Got the Horatio Hornblower A&E series. Watched the first four movies for the first time in years. Good stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 05:10 PM (lmikk)

215 Hiya horde!

First....DAMMIT! I missed a Bob Ross art thread. DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!
Second.... that top pic.....has anyone said, "like a fucking boss now"

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 03, 2021 05:10 PM (Vxu+H)

216 It is hardly "antagonizing Russia" in any way that matters (to Moscow) to resume the war on real energy. Most important issue to Russia, basically their entire economy - and of course the US is dominated/populated by such ignorant lemmings that they did anything but laugh at the idiotic allegations of Trump being Russia-friendly.

Believe the Nordstream projects are also now going ahead and won't be effectively opposed by the US, as before. So idiotic European dependent integration with Russia will resume.

And Iran getting out of its sanctions box will greatly favor Russia, always a big partner for strategic, vandalism, and geographic reasons.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 05:10 PM (OTzUX)

217 Is Washington a Community Property state?

I would love him to lose "half the money."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 03, 2021 05:10 PM (xopIz)

218 Peter Tork - wasn't he like John Lennon but without the talent?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 05:05 PM (EERbD)

Supposedly Tork had talent. Part of what got him the role on the show but also what got him to want nothing to do with it for a time as he was given prewritten music and not allowed to submit stuff as well iirc.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 05:10 PM (Ojki1)

219 unrep the gayrep

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

220 Hey Navy do a all ghey submarine crew next, it willbe a moral booster for sure.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 05:11 PM (Cxk7w)

221 203 Taliban Already Taking Over As U.S. Begins Withdrawal
The Taliban didn't waste any time in moving right in as U.S. troops pull back. They have set up checkpoints across key parts of Afghanistan that leave major cities increasingly isolated and impede the Afghan government's ability to govern.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 05:07 PM (UHVv4)

The Afghan govt has had almost 20 years to get its shit straight. That they couldn't speaks to them.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 05:11 PM (Ojki1)

222 No, women's suffrage has nothing to do with it. The husbands are nearly as bad, as I noted. It's amazing to behold, I see it all around me.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 05:12 PM (OTzUX)

223 I watch Come and See two weeks ago and that top picture is disturbing.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 05:12 PM (Cxk7w)

224 gAy-Team?
Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:10 PM (KnJdm)

Stop that jibba-jabba......

Posted by: BA (Bad in the Ass) Barachus at May 03, 2021 05:12 PM (jvt6t)

225 Melinda couldn't grow, wasn't ready to accommodate another man in the marriage.


Would that have made it three of them?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 03, 2021 05:12 PM (SchxB)

226 There was a beer from one of our local brewers, Service Brewing Company, that was the worst beer I've ever tried.

It used some kind of hops that had a peppery taste but then they added real pepper to it to increase the pepper level. I'm talking ground black pepper not chili pepper. It was terrible, not hot or spicy just horrible tasting. Like, imagine dumping 5 shakers of pepper into a bottle of beer and drinking it.

Took about five minutes to down the pint and switch beers.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2021 05:12 PM (AB1Co)

227 Seal Team - Helo

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 05:13 PM (96J4u)

228 That looks like Bill Cowher riding a rickshaw.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2021 05:13 PM (2JffK)

229 224 gAy-Team?
Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:10 PM (KnJdm)

Stop that jibba-jabba......
Posted by: BA (Bad in the Ass) Barachus at May 03, 2021 05:12 PM (jvt6t)

Hannibal's cigar has been replaced for this version.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 05:13 PM (lmikk)

230 228 That looks like Bill Cowher riding a rickshaw.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2021 05:13 PM (2JffK)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 05:14 PM (lmikk)

231 >>>>will someone tell me what reason(s) would a mother have to force her little girl to think she is a boy ??


Munchausen by proxy
According to Muldoon it doesn't fit the medical definition, but it's got to be in the ballpark. This is about the *mom's* feelings, the mom's needs, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 05:14 PM (bDqIh)

232 So sundown is giving and Address at the Coast Guard Academy in New London and Harris gets the Naval Academy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 05:15 PM (OVEfo)

233 224 gAy-Team?
Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:10 PM (KnJdm)

Stop that jibba-jabba......

Posted by: BA (Bad in the Ass) Barachus at May 03, 2021 05:12 PM (jvt6t)


I pity the po' fool who thinks I like wimmen

Posted by: Anonymous in gold chains at May 03, 2021 05:15 PM (AMIL/)

234 >>Hannibal's cigar has been replaced for this version.


His plan: always come together.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 05:15 PM (96J4u)

235 Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 05:10 PM (Ojki1)

Peter Tork could play, kind of, an instrument. He had prettier teeth than Stephen Stills who was considered.

Mike Nesmith was the serious musician of the bunch.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 05:15 PM (jvt6t)

236 First the time Monkees showed up to cut an actual album Tork came in with his guitar. They said oh no son... you ain't playing the guitar today. The Wrecking Crew did all the music and Tork was pissed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 05:16 PM (nxdel)

237 Hideous thundercunt believes she makes a devastating point by saying an abortion is analogous to a deportation and we should then be OK with abortion because we love deportation.

https://bit.ly/3ufoFU8

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 05:16 PM (YYlyE)

238 So sundown is giving and Address at the Coast Guard Academy in New London and Harris gets the Naval Academy?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 05:15 PM (OVEfo)
-------

Not real easy to see who's the winner and who's the loser here, is it.

Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2021 05:16 PM (wyw4S)

239 40 miles north,

I never saw that one. thanks.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2021 05:17 PM (eOTGX)

240 Cannot remember when we last had a good Monkees fight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 05:17 PM (lmikk)

241 Gentlemen, we have a BlackCock Down.

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:17 PM (KnJdm)

242 BDSM is weird. There, I said it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 05:17 PM (ifmtJ)

243 Oh frak. Now the boss wants to do staff meetings in person. Doesn't she know this will interrupt the time I can spend here?

Maybe I can make things worse, mentioning masks don't work, the jab won't stop you from getting bat flu and oh hey, 6 feet separation does nothing. At the very least one Karen may get so freaked she quits.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 05:18 PM (Ojki1)

244 So sundown is giving and Address at the Coast Guard Academy in New London and Harris gets the Naval Academy?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 05:15 PM


Preview of the Kneepads Harris address at Annapolis:

https://youtu.be/taM7k2QhJe8

Posted by: Bert G at May 03, 2021 05:18 PM (sAW0o)

245 Bruce "caitlyn" Jenner is the one Republican who I actually prefer Newsom over.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 03, 2021 05:18 PM (/4vtq)

246 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 05:15 PM (OVEfo)

I mean, look at the ramp the paste eater would have to walk up or down.....remember what they said about President Trump?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 05:18 PM (jvt6t)

247 Besides a Top and a Bottom, what makes up an all gay helo crew?

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 04:59 PM (96J4u)



Dipping sonar.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 05:00 PM (t+qrx)

In search of Das Butt.

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:18 PM (KnJdm)

248 BDSM is weird. There, I said it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now

Are you trying to whip up trouble?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2021 05:18 PM (Rvt88)

249
Speaking of Munchausen's - A chick here in CO killed her daughter. Kept poisoning her (I forget with what) until dead.

As if that's not enough... now that she's been caught out and locked up, HER parents are suing the hospital for millions because they couldn't figure out what was wrong with the girl in time.

I expect they'll probably win. Why not?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 05:19 PM (Uh2oA)

250 Hideous thundercunt believes she makes a devastating point by saying an abortion is analogous to a deportation and we should then be OK with abortion because we love deportation.

And who is HTC?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 05:19 PM (cSyAR)

251 242 BDSM is weird. There, I said it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 05:17 PM (ifmtJ)

Not compared to diaper fetishists.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 05:19 PM (Ojki1)

252 And...just like that the damned woodpeckers are back.

NURSE!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 05:19 PM (axyOa)

253 245 Bruce "caitlyn" Jenner is the one Republican who I actually prefer Newsom over.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 03, 2021 05:18 PM (/4vtq)

Damn. That bad?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (lmikk)

254 Peter Tork could play, kind of, an instrument. He had prettier teeth than Stephen Stills who was considered.

Wait! You mean that if only Steven Stills had learned to brush his teeth properly, we could've all been spared the horror of -

"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"?

Man, Fate is a cruel mistress, isn't she?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (EERbD)

255 I pity the fool that steps on my pumps.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (2JffK)

256 BDSM is weird. There, I said it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 05:17 PM (ifmtJ)

Not compared to diaper fetishists.
Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 05:19 PM (Ojki1)

That's beyond weird and into furry territory.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (ifmtJ)

257 237 Hideous thundercunt believes she makes a devastating point by saying an abortion is analogous to a deportation and we should then be OK with abortion because we love deportation.

https://bit.ly/3ufoFU8
Posted by: bonhomme

she thinks she can convince someone somewhere something would fuck her

Posted by: x4 at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (oA+QO)

258 Somebody should take Ace's time machine and go back and tell Joe McCarthy to remember to call communists "domestic terrorists".

Because when you call it "domestic terrorism" it makes all kinds of surveillance okay.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (cI7Oj)

259 Maybe I can make things worse, mentioning masks don't work, the jab won't stop you from getting bat flu and oh hey, 6 feet separation does nothing. At the very least one Karen may get so freaked she quits.
Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 05:18 PM (Ojki1)

Sit six feet away. Farther loudly. Then tell her she shouldn't smell it because social distance and masks ans shut.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (VcFUs)

260 232 So sundown is giving and Address at the Coast Guard Academy in New London and Harris gets the Naval Academy?
hello, sailors!

Posted by: Famous Opening Lines at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (sGtp+)

261 That gay helicopter photo is not real IMO.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (MQFnu)

262 Mike Nesmith was the serious musician of the bunch.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 05:15 PM (jvt6t)

A music executive received letters from folkies complaining about the Monkees recording "Mary, Mary." The felt the mere pop group had no business releasing a version of that famous folk song. He said he gleefully told them that the song was written by Michael Blessing, who was Mike Nesmith. Never heard how the folkies reacted to it....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (7bRMQ)

263 In 2012, a crack-exploring commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles bar scene. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as fashionistas and hair-dressers. If you have a fashion-related problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Gay-Team.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 05:21 PM (YYlyE)

264 Fart not farther.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 03, 2021 05:21 PM (VcFUs)

265 I expect they'll probably win. Why not?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 05:19 PM (Uh2oA)

That is fucking horrifying. I cannot blame the grandparents, but it is hard to point the finger at the hospital either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 05:21 PM (lmikk)

266
Now With 50% Less Stunning and 90% Less Brave Edition


Ahem ... where is the mandatory reference to "pouncing" content?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 05:21 PM (FTIES)

267 63 That first pic is...disturbing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 04:45 PM (Bmy3R)

Yeah, I agree. What is that, like 1/4 horsepower?
Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 04:48 PM (KnJdm)

More like three whorespower.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 05:22 PM (mdjgu)

268 256 BDSM is weird. There, I said it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 05:17 PM (ifmtJ)

Not compared to diaper fetishists.
Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 05:19 PM (Ojki1)

That's beyond weird and into furry territory.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (ifmtJ)

Trampling. Also that weird thing with huge women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 05:22 PM (lmikk)

269 Mr. French, the Harvey has a bone in his teeth! Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at May 03, 2021 05:22 PM (W4eKo)

270 Man, Fate is a cruel mistress, isn't she?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (EERbD)

It's getting to the pint, that they all gonna die anytime....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 05:22 PM (jvt6t)

271 Fart not farther.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 03, 2021 05:21 PM (VcFUs)


That was my senior yearbook quote.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 05:22 PM (t+qrx)

272 I'm enjoying the Keto Pistachio Pudding Pie right now.

https://ketosummit.com/keto-pudding-recipes/

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (2Rqfq)

273 that top pic... is that brad childress??

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (pnSY9)

274 Is Bill getting one of those rickshaws?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (AHq56)

275 she thinks she can convince someone somewhere something would fuck her
Posted by: x4 at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (oA+QO)

Have you met men? Someone somewhere will stick their dick in anything. And then add alcohol and that number increases.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (Ojki1)

276 More like three whorespower.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 05:22 PM (mdjgu)


Damn it! It was right there for the taking. I denounce myself.

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (KnJdm)

277 That gay helicopter photo is not real IMO.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (MQFnu)

I don't think so either, but I am checking on it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (OVEfo)

278 Also that weird thing with huge women.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 05:22 PM



Everyone needs a slumpbuster at one point or another.

Posted by: Bert G at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (sAW0o)

279 >>BDSM is weird. There, I said it.

Yeah, I see that pic and think man, it all seems so exhausting. Why not just have sex, why make it so complicated?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (bDqIh)

280 263 In 2012, a crack-exploring commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles bar scene. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as fashionistas and hair-dressers. If you have a fashion-related problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Gay-Team.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 05:21 PM (YYlyE)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (lmikk)

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (pnSY9)

282 235 Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 05:10 PM (Ojki1)

Peter Tork could play, kind of, an instrument. He had prettier teeth than Stephen Stills who was considered.

Mike Nesmith was the serious musician of the bunch.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 05:15 PM (jvt6t)

Mike was also the rich kid of the group. His mother invented Liquid Paper.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (mdjgu)

283 I don't think so either, but I am checking on it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (OVEfo)
There's nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:24 PM (KnJdm)

284 Yeah, I see that pic and think man, it all seems so exhausting. Why not just have sex, why make it so complicated?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (bDqIh)

Newsletter??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 05:25 PM (jvt6t)

285 235 Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 05:10 PM (Ojki1)

Peter Tork could play, kind of, an instrument. He had prettier teeth than Stephen Stills who was considered.

Mike Nesmith was the serious musician of the bunch.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 05:15 PM (jvt6t)

------------------------------

And his mom invented Liquid Paper.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2021 05:25 PM (CAJOC)

286 that top pic... is that brad childress??
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (pnSY9)

Bill Cowher.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2021 05:25 PM (2JffK)

287 Why not just have sex, why make it so complicated?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (bDqIh)

You present this to the horde? Brave.

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:25 PM (KnJdm)

288 Hideous thundercunt believes she makes a devastating point by saying an abortion is analogous to a deportation and we should then be OK with abortion because we love deportation.
---
Last thing I knew, people didn't bypass a dozen wombs on the way to the rich family they wanted to be born to. And the deportee usually is alive at the end.

Libs don't know that a (stretched) point of similarity does not equal "like" or "same as".

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2021 05:26 PM (cI7Oj)

289 271 Fart not farther.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 03, 2021 05:21 PM (VcFUs)

That was my senior yearbook quote.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 05:22 PM (t+qrx)

Ad astra per fartus

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 05:26 PM (lmikk)

290 226 There was a beer from one of our local brewers, Service Brewing Company, that was the worst beer I've ever tried. ... Took about five minutes to down the pint and switch beers.

There is something perfectly Moron about this. Why not just say, "I really don't care for this. Bring me something else."

Posted by: Oddbob at May 03, 2021 05:26 PM (qc+VF)

291 The Sweet were a band that was always capable of playing their own music instead of having studio musicians do it, and once they did start playing their own, they kicked ass and were ten times better than the studio musos.

The Monkees...not so much.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 05:26 PM (Bmy3R)

292 >>Fart not farther.


Yeates, right?

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 05:26 PM (96J4u)

293 279 >>BDSM is weird. There, I said it.

Yeah, I see that pic and think man, it all seems so exhausting. Why not just have sex, why make it so complicated?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (bDqIh)

That top pic is just a same of what's coming at us.

The Biden admin, is the dude. Us conservatives are the red clad girls all strapped in. The media is the gi.p pulling us all down the road.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 03, 2021 05:27 PM (VcFUs)

294 RE

History was made on Friday with the first ever all gay Navy helicopter crew.

HA HA.

LITTLE DO THEY KNOW.

DUMB KOFFS

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 03, 2021 05:27 PM (5t9V6)

295
In the ghey-vy ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 05:27 PM (FTIES)

296 That was my senior yearbook quote.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 05:22 PM (t+qrx)

Ad astra per fartus
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 05:26 PM (lmikk)


This, but with the laser background for the portrait too.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 05:27 PM (t+qrx)

297 264 Fart not farther.fartvergnuegen

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 03, 2021 05:27 PM (v3pYe)

298 Why not just have sex, why make it so complicated?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (bDqIh)

You present this to the horde? Brave.
Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:25 PM

I love this place.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2021 05:27 PM (rBtIz)

299 Back in the day our vehicles ran on 8 ovaries

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 03, 2021 05:27 PM (cB1cU)

300 Carpe Fartum.

I fart therefore I am.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 03, 2021 05:28 PM (VcFUs)

301 Mike Nesmith was the serious musician of the bunch.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 05:15 PM (jvt6t)

Mike was also the rich kid of the group. His mother invented Liquid Paper.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Liquid Paper was white.
Mike Nesmith was white.
His Mother was white.

Can't you see this was all White Supremacy?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 03, 2021 05:28 PM (vcOmj)

302 That gay helicopter photo is not real IMO.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (MQFnu)

Real enough to send to my navy neighbor and laugh my ass off.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 05:29 PM (axyOa)

303 The Monkees...not so much.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 05:26 PM (Bmy3R)

The Monkees were never a band anyway. They were a TV production to cash in on the Beatles success. That being said, they had some great songs written for them and they made a living in The American Dream. Plus, I'm sure they weren't ever lonely. What's not to like?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 05:29 PM (jvt6t)

304 Hannah Palmer

https://youtu.be/kCD7hapRvCo

It's only a minute long, so it can't do too much damage

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 05:29 PM (ifmtJ)

305 I fart therefore I am.

Pedo ergo sum?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 05:30 PM (YYlyE)

306 Supposedly Tork had talent. Part of what got him the role on the show but also what got him to want nothing to do with it for a time as he was given prewritten music and not allowed to submit stuff as well iirc.
Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 05:10 PM (Ojki1)


Eh, in all honesty. "The Monkees" had all of the top pop song talent at the time from Carole King to Neil Diamond writing hit tunes for them.

If I were a Monkee I wouldn't have wanted Work little tunes crapping up the money machine.

Besides, didn't they write most if not all of the music for "Head" and except for "Dolphin Song" man was that a pile of poo.

Nesmith had some legit hits on his own, so yeah, that's where the talent was.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 05:30 PM (EERbD)

307 I fart therefore I am.

And you feel better!

Posted by: Zombie Mao at May 03, 2021 05:30 PM (W4eKo)

308 291 The Sweet were a band that was always capable of playing their own music instead of having studio musicians do it, and once they did start playing their own, they kicked ass and were ten times better than the studio musos.

The Monkees...not so much.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 05:26 PM (Bmy3R)

Only Smith wasn't a musician when hired to be on the show/band. They stuck Dolenz on the drums as they needed a drummer but it wasn't what he'd been playing in his own band.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 05:30 PM (Ojki1)

309 That top pic is just a same of what's coming at us.

The Biden admin, is the dude. Us conservatives are the red clad girls all strapped in. The media is the gi.p pulling us all down the road.
Posted by: BifBewalski


So, you're saying this is some kind of representational art work?
Geez, and here I thought it was just Ace showing us some weird fetish picture.
Life comes at you fast, I guess.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 03, 2021 05:30 PM (vcOmj)

310 Wait, I've been led to believe based on comments on this site that girldick was something else.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2021 05:31 PM (jOcSX)

311 History was made on Friday with the first ever all gay Navy helicopter crew.

HA HA.

LITTLE DO THEY KNOW.

DUMB KOFFS
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 03, 2021 05:27 PM (5t9V6)

Was gonna say... being Navy, I'm sure there are whole boats that were teh ghey before.

At least whilst at sea.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 05:32 PM (a/6Gi)

312
That is fucking horrifying. I cannot blame the grandparents, but it is hard to point the finger at the hospital either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 05:21 PM (lmikk)

------

I spent much of last year in that hospital with my (actually) sick daughter. Whatever went on in there, I can assure you that the doctors there did everything they possibly could to help. And they are very good doctors. Nobody is perfect. And women harming their children for sympathy is so rare that it has to be nigh-impossible to detect.

And I looked up the case (Olivia Gant), and the mother is also accused of defrauding charitable foundations for $539,000 because of her daughter's "illness." Given that her grifter parents are now trying to shakedown a non-profit research hospital for $25m, I expect these are values she learned at home.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 05:32 PM (Uh2oA)

313 Carpe Fartum.

I fart therefore I am.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 03, 2021 05:28 PM

I'll just leave this here.

https://youtu.be/rpQqAy6GZVA

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2021 05:32 PM (rBtIz)

314 If deportation is equal to abortion, they should be okay with deportation, shouldn't they?

Except we're not ripping the limbs off of illegals and stabbing them in the head with scissors.

But *they* should be okay with that!

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2021 05:32 PM (cI7Oj)

315 Many of the Monkees songs were penned by Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart.

Posted by: Zombie Mao at May 03, 2021 05:32 PM (W4eKo)

316 Nice ride you got there Ned!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 03, 2021 05:32 PM (pnSY9)

317 Carpe Fartum.

I fart therefore I am.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 03, 2021 05:28 PM
---
Flato ergo sum

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2021 05:33 PM (cI7Oj)

318 I think tonight's cigar should go to bonhomme

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 05:33 PM (Cxk7w)

319 Billie Eilish is a dude in a wig.

https://bit.ly/3eWOGRY

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 05:33 PM (YYlyE)

320 E pluribus unum fartus

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 05:34 PM (gmo/4)

321 Nice ride you got there Ned!


Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 03, 2021 05:32 PM (pnSY9)

*Nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.*
Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders.

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:34 PM (KnJdm)

322 >>Except we're not ripping the limbs off of illegals and stabbing them in the head with scissors.


This would cut down on multiple border crossings.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 05:34 PM (96J4u)

323 Shame about New Belgium - I love their Fat Tire beer.
Sorry, loveD. Past tense now.

Oh well. Beer isn't good for my weight loss program anyway.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at May 03, 2021 05:34 PM (V3EEC)

324 > I think tonight's cigar should go to bonhomme

What'd I do now?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 05:34 PM (YYlyE)

325 So, you're saying this is some kind of representational art work?

Geez, and here I thought it was just Ace showing us some weird fetish picture.

Life comes at you fast, I guess.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 03, 2021 05:30 PM (vcOmj)

Speaking of which, has anyone heard from zombie lately?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2021 05:35 PM (BMmaB)

326 > Flato ergo sum

I'm thinking Pedo ergo sum.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 05:35 PM (YYlyE)

327 Was gonna say... being Navy, I'm sure there are whole boats that were teh ghey before.



At least whilst at sea.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 05:32 PM (a/6Gi)

They say th Navy makes men . . . they sure made me!

Posted by: Bunny Wigglesworth at May 03, 2021 05:36 PM (BMmaB)

328
Carpe Fartum.

I fart therefore I am.
Posted by: BifBewalski


Your Latin phrase translates to "Seize the fart". Just sayin'...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 05:36 PM (FTIES)

329 Pretty good hit by Tucker Carlson on Frank Luntz. I saw it today - might be behind the times. Either way - it was worth the read. Never liked that fat fuck.

Posted by: Like A Rock at May 03, 2021 05:36 PM (784ZQ)

330
Is Bill Gates now going to shack up with some aging Instagram thot like Bezos? Somehow, I just can't see Bill doing that.

Idea for a reality soap opera: As the Oligarchy Turns.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 03, 2021 05:37 PM (Mzdiz)

331 Yeah, I see that pic and think man, it all seems so exhausting. Why not just have sex, why make it so complicated?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 05:23 PM (bDqIh)


As far as I can tell a significant aspect of it is a need for ritual. It's about a formal destruction of one's identity and reconstruction. Put on the collar/latex suit/gimp mask, get humiliated or beaten or just playact as a slave, and then you're back to your normal persona. The people I've met who are really into that stuff seem too often be compensating for other issues, or are desperate to seem edgy because their lives are otherwise boring.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2021 05:37 PM (jOcSX)

332 > Your Latin phrase translates to "Seize the fart". Just sayin'...

Sounds like a hazing ritual.

GRAB IT, PLEDGE!

> What?!?

SEIZE IT, SEIZE THE FART!

> WHAT?!?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 05:38 PM (YYlyE)

333 Hannah Palmer

https://youtu.be/kCD7hapRvCo

It's only a minute long, so it can't do too much damage
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 05:29 PM (ifmtJ)

Not having read anything up thread, I don't know why I was thinking that would be something else.

Seems rather boring, to be watching cheesecake on the youtubes. My understanding is there are other parts of the internets with more interesting vids.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 05:38 PM (a/6Gi)

334 Crepitu ergo sum

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2021 05:38 PM (cI7Oj)

335 That gay helicopter photo is not real IMO.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 03, 2021 05:20 PM (MQFnu)

Real enough to send to my navy neighbor and laugh my ass off.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 05:29 PM (axyOa)
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If it's not real there are going to be some very disappointed people in Travis' Twitter feed.

Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2021 05:38 PM (wyw4S)

336 New Belgium's right here in town. The tour was really cool. In the Before Times.

They grow their own hops out front in a garden.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 05:39 PM (Bmy3R)

337 Greetings all, from sunny Baltimore.

11 shot, and five dead in the last two days.

Five more shot just today.

And the Navy 'All Gay' is a fake.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2021 05:39 PM (snOKo)

338 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 05:39 PM (lmikk)

339 Nope, it is pedo.

So, people who love farting are pedophiles.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2021 05:40 PM (cI7Oj)

340 Is Bill Gates now going to shack up with some aging Instagram thot like Bezos? Somehow, I just can't see Bill doing that.

Idea for a reality soap opera: As the Oligarchy Turns.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 03, 2021 05:37 PM (Mzdiz)

Gates was/is pals with Epstein. I'm not sure if it's the sex stuff or the a.i. and genetic research that's more damaging to Gates, but either way he denies any connection to Epstein, in spite of all kinds of evidence the two were tight.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 05:40 PM (a/6Gi)

341
Is Bill Gates now going to shack up with some aging Instagram thot like Bezos? Somehow, I just can't see Bill doing that.


Bill and Little Shitler Hogg are goung to joust for the hand of the Fair Climate Golem, Greta. Look for Cabbage Patch Kids to resurge!

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 05:40 PM (FTIES)

342 Can't decide if the thing pulling the cart is a pacer or a trotter.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2021 05:41 PM (1BKsw)

343 In Billie's videos they hide those big mammas

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 05:41 PM (Cxk7w)

344 @TheBabylonBee 19m

'I Have Changed My Mind And Do Not Want A Divorce From This Amazing Handsome Man' Says Glossy Eyed Melinda Gates After Receiving Vaccine

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2021 05:42 PM (pAjZN)

345 It took approximately 0.2 microseconds for Jenner to lose his "Stunning and Brave" designation:

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So 50% less stunning and 50% less brave would mean he only gave up one testicle for the team?

Posted by: ShainS at May 03, 2021 05:43 PM (/z9fK)

346 342 Can't decide if the thing pulling the cart is a pacer or a trotter.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2021 05:41 PM (1BKsw)

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Gelding.

Posted by: ShainS at May 03, 2021 05:44 PM (/z9fK)

347 Lizzy: "Meanwhile, Bill and Melinda are in their mega-abode in WA that was built to support big corporate events (and of course, the freedom to travel because VIPs)."

I'd be surprised they ever ran into each other except on a holiday or two. Like Bruce Wayne having never even seen half the rooms in his mansion.

I'm guessing they were at the "let's make an appointment" stage of their intimacy as well. So masking pretty much never happened since, logistically, they weren't in the same zip code.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 03, 2021 05:44 PM (aXxgO)

348

All on board the fudge train, fudge train...

*helicopter flies into the ocean*

Posted by: In The Navy, Mile-High Club at May 03, 2021 05:48 PM (+sQ/u)

349 4 man trains can get a little messy. Amazing,

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (/aiGx)

350 And women harming their children for sympathy is so rare that it has to be nigh-impossible to detect.

******

Not so rare as you might like to think. And Munchausen's syndrome by proxy is often a consideration (part of the differential diagnosis) with any illness that seems unusual in severity or repetitiousness. Pediatricians have it on their radar for sure. To say that the specialists at a Children's Hospital would find it nigh-impossible to detect is simply not true.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2021 05:54 PM (Fc5rx)

351 In Billie's videos they hide those big mammas
Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 05:41 PM (Cxk7w)


I believe that she's openly said that she wore baggy clothes to hide her body because she didn't want people creeping on her when she was underage.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 03, 2021 06:02 PM (jOcSX)

352 It is hardly "antagonizing Russia" in any way that matters (to Moscow) to resume the war on real energy. Most important issue to Russia, basically their entire economy - and of course the US is dominated/populated by such ignorant lemmings that they did anything but laugh at the idiotic allegations of Trump being Russia-friendly.

Believe the Nordstream projects are also now going ahead and won't be effectively opposed by the US, as before. So idiotic European dependent integration with Russia will resume.

And Iran getting out of its sanctions box will greatly favor Russia, always a big partner for strategic, vandalism, and geographic reasons.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 05:10 PM (OTzUX)

I view the EU as a bigger threat than Russia by far, so anything that puts those b*stards on a leash is OK by me. Putin is a realist, at least. The EU is a dictatorship looking for a nation to rule.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 03, 2021 06:04 PM (eoQWY)

353 Monkees thing is no worse than the Who, which has consisted of the singer and Townsend playing an acoustic as filler for the last 10 years at least. Now get right out there and buy the 135 track expanded version of the 8 track original album for $275...I have long thought one of the many brilliant if unplanned moves by the Beatles was to break up in 1970 and never get back together again until they really couldn't, no matter how many zillions they could have made.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 03, 2021 06:12 PM (3/XaG)

354 I know my hearing's bad, but I couldn't understand hardly a word going on in the vid of the street preacher. Maybe all the background noise.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2021 06:24 PM (ynpvh)

355 Bill Gates : I hope the bitch bleeds you dry, if that's possible.

Posted by: Homo Viator at May 03, 2021 06:26 PM (u9h5+)

356 >> 239 I never saw that one. thanks.

No problem.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 03, 2021 06:48 PM (uWF4x)

357 No idea where in the f$#$ you found that picture....but well done.

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