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(this is actually a pretty funny April Fool's prank) Intermediate Problem - White To Play (1294) I found the solution to this problem, to be deucedly difficult to find, so I didn't know if this should be an immediate or advanced problem. I decided on intermediate because it's just a mate in 3. It actually took me several days, on and off, to find the solution and it was mighty hard to resist the temptation to give up and let my chess app solve it. But I endeavored to persevere, and I eventually found the solution. The key is finding White's first move, which is not obvious. Once you find it, I think it's not too difficult to figure out the 3 mating lines, all of which are mates in 3. Not sure how I could provide a hint without giving it away, so let my try this. I'll just include a pop-up pic of the final board position after one of the three mating lines. Click here to see it. I will be embarrassed if, after all this build-up, one of you figures it out quickly and makes me look bad. I may have to give up doing the chess thread in shame. 4K3/8/2k5/8/8/8/8/1Q4B1 w - - 0 1 Advanced Problem - White To Play (1299) Find as many mating lines as you can. How many moves can Black hold out? r1q4k/p1n1p3/2p2b1p/8/8/3Q2R1/PPP2PPP/4R1K1 w - - 0 1 Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:
Greetings from Norway Problem Solutions Beginner Problem - White To Play 1r1q1rk1/4pp2/3p1bpB/2p3N1/pp2P2Q/3P4/PPP3PP/R6K w - - 0 1 4K3/8/2k5/8/8/8/8/1Q4B1 w - - 0 1 2.Qd8 And Black again has only 2 flight squares 2...Kc6 3.Qd7# or 2...Ka6 3.Qb6# Advanced Problem - To White Play r1q4k/p1n1p3/2p2b1p/8/8/3Q2R1/PPP2PPP/4R1K1 w - - 0 1 1...Qf8 2.Qh7# 1...Bxe7 2.Qd4+ Bf6 3.Qxf6+ Kh7 4.Qg7# 1...Bg7 2.Rgxg7 Qg8 3.Rh7+ Qxh7 4.Qxh7# 1...Qg8 2.Rxg8+ Kxg8 3.Qh7+ Kf8 4.Qf7# And then, of course, the main line: 1...Qf5 2.Qxf5 Bxe7 3.Qe5+ Bf6 4.Qxf6+ Kh7 5.Qg7# Hope to see you all next week! ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Hola
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 04:27 PM (kTF2Z) 2
I'll fetch the otters.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 04:28 PM (kTF2Z) 3
Otters duly called.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 04:28 PM (kTF2Z) 4
Headed for home!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 04:29 PM (kTF2Z) 5
Chess hottie is smokeshow.
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2021 04:29 PM (ryKag) 6
An inside the park home run!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 04:29 PM (kTF2Z) 7
Afternoon.
Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2021 04:31 PM (1Yy3c) 8
Olympia Dukakis has passed away at the age of 89...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 01, 2021 04:32 PM (ZSK0i) 9
A match with her would be no contest
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 04:32 PM (Cxk7w) 10
Hello, all,
No idea who the lady by the clock is, but she's elegant. And Korean Model Girl has a perfect figure. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2021 04:32 PM (lSpWa) 11
I know who it is ! Barbara Stanwyck !
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 04:32 PM (V13WU) Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 04:33 PM (axyOa) 13
This is probably the gayest thing I'll ever say, but...
Those shoes on Melanie highlight her aged and wrinkly old feet. It doesn't look good. The rest of her is still delicious. Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2021 04:33 PM (1Yy3c) 14
Do the others use help? I hope not, I cant.
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 04:33 PM (Cxk7w) 15
Almost looks.like Jeanette Macdonald..same vintage
Posted by: CN at May 01, 2021 04:34 PM (ONvIw) 16
Which part of Canada is Chess hottie from? Not that I'll ever run into her.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 01, 2021 04:34 PM (cSyAR) Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 04:34 PM (V13WU) 18
First Lady Melania Trump departed the White House and arrived in Georgia (12-5-20) on Saturday evening in a red hot look featuring leather and animal print.
Melania Trump, alongside President Trump, stepped out onto the South Lawn in a double-breasted red leather Alexander McQueen trench coat featuring a fluted hemline and sharp padded shoulders. The McQueen coat debuted on the Parisian runway in Fall 2019 and retails for about $6,200. Paired with the statement trench are zebra pony skin stilettos by Manolo Blahnik which are piped at the edges with red leather. Mrs. Trump has worn snakeskin heels and those with stripes, but never a zebra print. The stilettos are only available used and retail for about $875. Posted by: olddog in mo at May 01, 2021 04:35 PM (ju2Fy) 19
Thank you, OM, for the weekly photo of our beautiful First Lady...the Real-Elected-by-the-People First Lady.
Posted by: EveR at May 01, 2021 04:35 PM (R0z7P) 20
Melania looks different somehow.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 01, 2021 04:35 PM (cSyAR) 21
>>A match with her would be no contest
Is it a default or a draw when your erection flips the table over? Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2021 04:35 PM (Bar7+) 22
The flesh colored gown with the leaf design is absolutely drop dead beautiful!
Why can't we have style like that anymore? Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 04:36 PM (axyOa) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 04:36 PM (WdA3O) 24
And Korean Model Girl has a perfect figure.
* The best doctors worked on it. Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 *** As I always said when Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 snarked that such-and such a girl's boobs weren't real: "I don't care." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2021 04:37 PM (lSpWa) 25
>>As I always said when Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 snarked that such-and such a girl's boobs weren't real:
If I can mash them together and fuck them, they are real enough. Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2021 04:37 PM (Bar7+) 26
As I always said when Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 snarked that such-and such a girl's boobs weren't real: "I don't care."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2021 04:37 PM (lSpWa) Tried that with Mrs D once long ago. Didn't go well. The next day we invaded Grenada. Lesson learned. Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 04:39 PM (axyOa) 27
Chess girl looks like she maybe never played chess before
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 01, 2021 04:39 PM (sJHOI) 28
As I always said when Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 snarked that such-and such a girl's boobs weren't real: "I don't care."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2021 04:37 PM (lSpWa) I wonder how they make certain things...work when they are fake...I mean , nerve atrophy is inevitable... Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 04:39 PM (V13WU) 29
Needs more elbows.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 01, 2021 04:39 PM (JUOKG) 30
Chess Thread Shazam!
Canada....even though they are a pretend country, they do have some hot wimmens from the Great White Hat. Andrea has that come hither for the shiv look. Oh look! Manhattan time! One cherry only please. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2021 04:39 PM (R/m4+) 31
Korean model has an expression like you've disappointed her. Again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 04:36 PM (WdA3O) Drunk again? Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 01, 2021 04:39 PM (cSyAR) 32
As I always said when Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 snarked that such-and such a girl's boobs weren't real: "I don't care."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2021 04:37 PM (lSpWa) Good answer! Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 01, 2021 04:40 PM (ZSK0i) 33
As I always said when Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 snarked that such-and such a girl's boobs weren't real: "I don't care."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2021 04:37 PM (lSpWa) I wonder how they make certain things...work when they are fake...I mean , nerve atrophy is inevitable... Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 *** I'm willing to do the research to find out. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2021 04:40 PM (lSpWa) 34
I'm willing to do the research to find out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2021 04:40 PM (lSpWa) good, good. but you must come back and tell us. Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 04:41 PM (V13WU) 35
10 Hello, all,
No idea who the lady by the clock is, but she's elegant." Looks a whole lot like Irene Dunne. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 04:41 PM (bxPTJ) 36
As I always said when Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 snarked that such-and such a girl's boobs weren't real: "I don't care."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2021 04:37 PM (lSpWa) Good answer! Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 01, 2021 *** Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 didn't mind my looking. She always got the benefits. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2021 04:42 PM (lSpWa) 37
Mating lines ... ha ha ... she should have here choice of mates.
Life is a game of chess? The guy at Valuetainment made a good point ... life gives you certain brief opportunities .. if you are ready and respond at those points ... YouWin. Or at least, the game gives certain openings ... being ready and fully taking advantage cane make all the difference. Chess probably helps people prepare for such "take advantage NOW" opportunities ... idk, I never really learned chess, but have certainly missed a few golden opportunities. Posted by: illiniwek at May 01, 2021 04:42 PM (Cus5s) 38
Chess, ah, chess.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2021 04:43 PM (OT5RV) 39
15 Almost looks.like Jeanette Macdonald..same vintage
Posted by: CN at May 01, 2021 04:34 PM (ONvIw) Good guess. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 04:43 PM (NrZq5) 40
Chess girl is very pretty. Do not care for the 60's dress by Geoffrey Beene. Miss Norway looks like she wants to push you into a fjord, but nicely. Love Melania's shoes. Oh my gosh.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 04:44 PM (45fpk) 41
Looks a whole lot like Irene Dunne.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 04:41 PM (bxPTJ) Maybe so, but it's not her. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 04:44 PM (NrZq5) 42
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 01, 2021 04:35 PM (ju2Fy)
Wow - you're fast today! Under 20 comments! Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 04:45 PM (45fpk) 43
Chess probably helps people prepare for such "take advantage NOW" opportunities ... idk, I never really learned chess, but have certainly missed a few golden opportunities. Posted by: illiniwek at May 01, 2021 04:42 PM (Cus5s) I saw a survey once which found that, with respect to looking back at relationships, women tend to look back and regret some of the things they have done; while men overwhelmingly look back and regret the things they did NOT do. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 04:46 PM (bxPTJ) Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 04:46 PM (bTQ72) 45
I would wear that Friday's Frills dress.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 04:46 PM (45fpk) 46
95% of what shows up in our mailbox is crap.
95% of the calls we get on our landline phone are crap. Perhaps there is a lesson here. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 04:47 PM (NrZq5) 47
It's Irene Un-Dunne.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 04:48 PM (45fpk) 48
Hey everybody. Hey Chess Thread! Hey OregonMuse!
Very tempted to take the crypto plunge. Anyone here done it yet? Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 04:48 PM (L2ZTs) 49
39 do you know which movie it's from?
Posted by: CN at May 01, 2021 04:48 PM (ONvIw) 50
Miss Norway looks like she wants to push you into a fjord, but nicely. Love Melania's shoes. Oh my gosh.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 04:44 PM (45fpk) She looks like she's thinking, "Go ahead. Say something about this shitty head thing I gotta wear. I dare ya." All the while holding a new mail order shiv from BBells. Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 04:48 PM (axyOa) 51
Found out this week that youngest son is getting leave and will be home on Thursday. Then he's on to 10th Marines at Camp LeJuene.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 04:49 PM (kTF2Z) 52
27 Chess girl looks like she maybe never played chess before
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 01, 2021 04:39 PM (sJHOI) Oh, she does play chess. She is just not as accomplished as her sister. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 04:49 PM (NrZq5) 53
Korean model has an expression like you've disappointed her. Again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 04:36 PM (WdA3O) I would disappoint her all night long. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 01, 2021 04:49 PM (yQpMk) 54
Yeah, clock lady is elegant.
Salt and Pepper are spicy. Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2021 04:49 PM (OT5RV) 55
will choose, yeah I'm finding LinkedIn is only useful if you're already pretty successful and just want to network.
I'm also kind of fed up with Indeed. No one ever seems to actually respond to anything I apply for there. Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 04:50 PM (L2ZTs) 56
. . . men overwhelmingly look back and regret the things they did NOT do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 *** I can think of multiple times when I made a particular romantic choice, and now realize I should have gone the other way. And several times when I missed out on a dropped hint. But I do have 2 or 3 items in my memory when I regret what I did, for sure. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2021 04:50 PM (lSpWa) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 04:50 PM (mht8P) 58
headline : "GOP Congressman Predicts Liz Cheney Will Be Gone [from her gop leadership role] by End of Month"
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 04:50 PM (V13WU) 59
Norway is a nice place. would not go back now. they have a significant muzzy problem, self inflicted too Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 04:50 PM (bTQ72) 60
Found
out this week that youngest son is getting leave and will be home on Thursday. Then he's on to 10th Marines at Camp LeJuene. Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 04:49 PM (kTF2Z) He gets to come home for a bit? Wonderful news! Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 04:51 PM (45fpk) 61
Melania looks different somehow.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker Not sure when those photos were taken...maybe during the campaign (given the background)? So I am probably just projecting my thoughts, but she looks relaxed to me. Many bad things about the election, pretty much everything, but I hope it means she can relax a bit, that would be a good thing. Posted by: MikeM at May 01, 2021 04:51 PM (3F0Ql) 62
so there is that. not that I want to talk about that fat cow or anything , and we shall see, however a nice thought
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 04:51 PM (V13WU) 63
Found out this week that youngest son is getting leave and will be home on Thursday. Then he's on to 10th Marines at Camp LeJuene.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May HooRah! Time to get in some quality range time. Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 04:51 PM (axyOa) 64
First World Problems. I was given a $250 Amazon gift card, but I canceled my account last year.
You can't buy anything without an account, and you can't create an account without a cell phone which I don't want to give the fuckers. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 01, 2021 04:52 PM (yQpMk) 65
Those shoes on Melanie highlight her aged and wrinkly old feet. It doesn't look good.
The rest of her is still delicious. Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2021 04:33 PM (1Yy3c I suspect that model's feet are like dancer's and ice skater's feet - used hard and put up wet. Posted by: Fox2! at May 01, 2021 04:52 PM (qyH+l) 66
49 39 do you know which movie it's from?
Posted by: CN at May 01, 2021 04:48 PM (ONvIw) I do not know and Google reverse image search isn't telling me anything. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 04:52 PM (NrZq5) 67
Using LinkedIn I've found out that while I'm no longer working, everyone I went to school with are Chief Scientists and Vice Presidents. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 04:52 PM (mht8P) 68
8 headline : "GOP Congressman Predicts Liz Cheney Will Be Gone [from her gop leadership role] by End of Month"
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 04:50 PM (V13WU) ----------- Nah, Frank Luntz says she's really popular with the base. Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 04:53 PM (kTF2Z) Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 04:53 PM (V13WU) 70
Grump, you could get a burner phone to sign up with?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 04:53 PM (L2ZTs) 71
Lovely plumage.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 01, 2021 04:53 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: No Name Today at May 01, 2021 04:54 PM (vlXMQ) 73
It's Lillian Gish.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 04:54 PM (45fpk) 74
Grump, you could get a burner phone to sign up with?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 04:53 PM (L2ZTs) Yeah, but I don't really even want to deal with Amazon at all. I'll probably just mail the card to Girl928 since she still has an Amazon account and let her have it. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 01, 2021 04:54 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: DB- just DB at May 01, 2021 04:55 PM (iTXRQ) 76
that cow is out of touch and if it wasn't for her last name no one would neither give her a second look or a leadership anything
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 04:55 PM (V13WU) 77
Grump, there are also stores (mostly payday loan places) that will buy your cards. Maybe check those out and see if you like their offers.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 04:55 PM (L2ZTs) 78
I'm also kind of fed up with Indeed. No one ever seems to actually respond to anything I apply for there.
Posted by: qdpsteve Keep trying but don't shut down any avenues for folks to find you. #3 son recently accepted a position for a firm that found him on Indeed. He didn't apply or even know about them beforehand. Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 04:55 PM (Rvt88) 79
Amazon, buy stuff from us not only is yo stuff stored with jars of piss at the warehouse, we also have jars of piss in our delivery vehicles too ! Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 04:56 PM (bTQ72) Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2021 04:56 PM (5XK0y) 81
um, that was convulut8d by you know what I mean
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 04:57 PM (V13WU) Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 04:58 PM (axyOa) 83
Yes, the Botez Sisters. Awesome, uh, chess players!
Posted by: davidt at May 01, 2021 04:58 PM (pnSY9) 84
73 It's Lillian Gish.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 04:54 PM (45fpk) Who, you mean the clock lady? Sorry, no, it's not her. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 04:58 PM (NrZq5) 85
OM doesn't believe me.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 04:58 PM (45fpk) 86
I'll probably just mail the card to Girl928 since she still has an Amazon account and let her have it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 01, 2021 04:54 PM (yQpMk) umm, I'll give you $50 for it. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 04:58 PM (bxPTJ) 87
not only is yo stuff stored with jars of piss at the warehouse, we also have jars of piss in our delivery vehicles too ! Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 04:56 PM (bTQ72) ___________ The grrrrrreat progressive Bezos runs a sweatshop operation. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 04:58 PM (mht8P) 88
. . . everyone I went to school with are Chief Scientists and Vice Presidents.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Embrace the suck like I did! -- Veep Throat Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 04:58 PM (Rvt88) 89
Very tempted to take the crypto plunge. Anyone here done it yet?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 04:48 PM (L2ZTs) I do not intend to get into crypto, don't know anything about it. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 05:00 PM (NrZq5) 90
Using LinkedIn I've found out that while I'm no longer working, everyone I went to school with are Chief Scientists and Vice Presidents.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 04:52 PM (mht8P) Apparently among my school chums I'm the first to rule my very own island nation and to be called My Liege. Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 05:00 PM (axyOa) 91
I had one recruiter get ahold of me thru LinkedIn, which the job did not work out.
other than that it is just one more way to spy on people Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 05:02 PM (bTQ72) 92
Only as I finished basically a year long project really started when I was off last year for the Covid scare that never ended and this is the game thread, my collection of limbers and caissons to go rolling along in my game
https://i.postIMG.cc/cC9d4nKc/20210501-171649.jpg https://i.postIMG.cc/QtqXwPhw/20210501-172639.jpg Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 05:04 PM (Cxk7w) 93
also note
Former Olympian and transgender reality star Caitlyn Jenner said she does not believe 'biological boys who are trans' should compete in girls' sports in school. Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 05:04 PM (bTQ72) 94
OT
I'll note there a a couple of horses running in the Derby today with "Bourbon" themed names. Drink. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2021 05:04 PM (3H9h1) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2021 05:05 PM (VVEnO) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2021 05:05 PM (Q9lwr) 97
I'll note there a a couple of horses running in the Derby today with "Bourbon" themed names.
Drink. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2021 05:04 PM (3H9h1) Is the Kentucky Derby today? Aw shoot. I cut the cable so I guess I'm on the outside looking in at no mint juleps. I like the Derby. All those hats. Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 05:06 PM (45fpk) Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 05:06 PM (bTQ72) 99
I wonder if I can stream it from somewhere. Or is it over already?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 05:06 PM (45fpk) 100
I've worked some as a contract engineer and 'indeed', in my experience, has been the best job board for several years.
I get a lot of contacts from HR types for both perm and contract jobs. You need to structure your resume properly to trigger whatever is looking. Linked is good for staying in touch with folks you have worked with. Posted by: pawn at May 01, 2021 05:08 PM (Cfk8j) 101
You must be mighty proud!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2021 04:56 PM (5XK0y) --------- Very much so! He'll be chewing the same dirt I did at LeJuene I did 30 odd years ago. Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 05:08 PM (kTF2Z) 102
I'll note there a a couple of horses running in the Derby today with "Bourbon" themed names.
Drink. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2021 05:04 PM (3H9h1) Already started with Irish. My moneys on the horse with the green colours. Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 05:09 PM (axyOa) 103
As I always said when Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 snarked that such-and such a girl's boobs weren't real: "I don't care."
"They're there, aren't they?" Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2021 05:09 PM (vOGqy) 104
Yes, the Derby is today. Post time is supposed to be at 6:57 Eastern. It's on NBC and may be available at their sports apps. Also available on several streaming services.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at May 01, 2021 05:10 PM (fTtFy) 105
>>> my collection of limbers and caissons to go rolling along in my game
Amateurs discuss tactics, professionals discuss logistics Posted by: fluffy at May 01, 2021 05:11 PM (gmcuC) 106
Ms. Botez: "I wish they'd turn on the lights in this tournament."
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at May 01, 2021 05:12 PM (qpX6U) 107
The Duchess has pretty feet
IT'S NOT WEIRD Posted by: DB- just DB at May 01, 2021 *** How can you tell? We've never seen her barefoot or in sandals. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2021 05:13 PM (lSpWa) 108
Derby runs at 6:57PM EDT.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2021 05:13 PM (3H9h1) 109
Derby Day always reminds me of the over-the-top, fever-headed rant by Hunter Thompson. A fine work of journalistic art.
Posted by: pawn at May 01, 2021 05:13 PM (Cfk8j) 110
"You need to structure your resume properly to trigger whatever is looking."
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2021 05:14 PM (OT5RV) 111
Yashar Ali
@yashar 1/3 of people in the UK only wash their bedsheets once a year. - And I thought I was lazy! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2021 05:14 PM (VVEnO) 112
Chess hottie in top picture looks a bit like Phobe Cates
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 05:14 PM (Cxk7w) 113
I'm willing to do the research to find out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2021 04:40 PM (lSpWa) good, good. but you must come back and tell us. Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 *** Distinct lack of suitable research subjects around here. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2021 05:15 PM (lSpWa) 114
Scram, spam!
Posted by: bmw delovi at May 01, 2021 05:15 PM (BuCZC) Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 01, 2021 05:16 PM (AHq56) 116
Chess girl is sultry.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2021 05:16 PM (fLVm1) Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2021 05:16 PM (3H9h1) 118
Andrea Botez is streaming on Twitch playing chess right now. Her gamer handle is Botezlive.
Posted by: MesterJeger at May 01, 2021 05:16 PM (/x3pV) 119
I've worked some as a contract engineer and 'indeed', in my experience, has been the best job board for several years.
Same. Steve, remove "frequent Ace of Spades commenter" from your resume. It's triggering a USPS dossier on you. Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2021 05:16 PM (ELgVT) 120
Chess hottie in top picture looks a bit like Phobe Cates
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 05:14 PM (Cxk7w) Sure does! Posted by: Bob at NSA, fapping furiously at May 01, 2021 05:17 PM (owmbp) 121
66 I want to say One Hour With You with Chevalier, but I could be wrong.
Posted by: CN at May 01, 2021 05:17 PM (ONvIw) 122
Honestly... how could you not lay a Bennie on "Hot Rod Charlie?"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2021 05:18 PM (3H9h1) 123
Same. Steve, remove "frequent Ace of Spades commenter" from your resume. It's triggering a USPS dossier on you.
Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2021 05:16 PM (ELgVT) ----------- You won't get a SWAT raid at midnight from the FBI but your mail might come late and all crumpled up. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2021 05:19 PM (fLVm1) 124
I love the clock dress.
Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2021 05:19 PM (E0OEG) 125
In a accidentally run to freezer grabbed my wife's lamb meatballs to have with pasta, she said she was saving them and were marked but I wasn't looking.
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 05:20 PM (Cxk7w) 126
115 Late today.
Intermediate problem. 1. Qf5 Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 01, 2021 05:16 PM (AHq56) Actually, no. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 05:20 PM (NrZq5) 127
>Former Olympian and transgender reality star Caitlyn Jenner said she does not believe '....
He Bruce Jenner is a guy Posted by: DB- just DB at May 01, 2021 05:20 PM (iTXRQ) 128
Those shoes on Melanie highlight her aged and wrinkly old feet.
Huh?! All I see is ligaments of steel. Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2021 05:20 PM (AytXr) 129
In a accidentally run to freezer grabbed my wife's lamb meatballs to have with pasta, she said she was saving them and were marked but I wasn't looking. Posted by: Skip WE GOT US A DEAD MAN WALKING HERE! Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 01, 2021 05:21 PM (r1z5A) Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 05:22 PM (bTQ72) 131
In a accidentally run to freezer grabbed my wife's lamb meatballs to have with pasta, she said she was saving them and were marked but I wasn't looking.
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 05:20 PM (Cxk7w) Sleep with one eye open. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2021 05:22 PM (owmbp) 132
125 In a accidentally run to freezer grabbed my wife's lamb meatballs
--------- You operator. That was no accident. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2021 05:23 PM (fLVm1) Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 01, 2021 05:23 PM (AHq56) 134
Found it! Hats!!!
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 05:23 PM (45fpk) 135
SOMEONE SHIT MY PANTS LIKE A RACEHORSE!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2021 05:23 PM (lIIT7) 136
The hottest mating positions is cute
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at May 01, 2021 05:24 PM (Wafzl) Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 01, 2021 05:24 PM (l0Lgi) 138
Betty Hutton! And this time I'm not taking No for an answer.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 05:26 PM (45fpk) 139
91 I left LinkedIn. I don't want anyone looking for me to find out where I'm working, where I've worked or who my clients and contact are. Or my resume. or my contact info. I'm off twitter too. Wrestling with dropping Facebook.
Posted by: how many bullets does Biden's security detail need at May 01, 2021 05:26 PM (USW1s) 140
Norway girl is a little over-dressed for miniature golf. Go change, hon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2021 05:26 PM (fLVm1) 141
In a accidentally run to freezer grabbed my wife's lamb meatballs.
Cigarette afterwards with drinks? Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 05:27 PM (axyOa) 142
138 Jeanette Macdonald
Posted by: CN at May 01, 2021 05:27 PM (ONvIw) 143
Those where the goat's balls dude.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2021 05:27 PM (3H9h1) 144
In a accidentally run to freezer grabbed my wife's lamb meatballs to have with pasta, she said she was saving them and were marked but I wasn't looking. Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 05:20 PM (Cxk7w) __________ Can I have your stuff? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 05:29 PM (mht8P) 145
HEYYY! Be gentle!
Posted by: Mrs. Skip at May 01, 2021 05:29 PM (fLVm1) Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2021 05:29 PM (OT5RV) 147
You can't buy anything without an account, and you can't create an account without a cell phone which I don't want to give the fuckers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 01, 2021 04:52 PM (yQpMk) Used to be you could sign up with just an email Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at May 01, 2021 05:29 PM (Wafzl) Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 01, 2021 05:29 PM (r1z5A) 149
I'm gonna miss Skip.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 05:29 PM (kTF2Z) 150
Besides a vast miniature collection do have lots and lots of tools.
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 05:31 PM (Cxk7w) 151
Well, I left my show early. Good grief. IDK, I should have known not go with someone new. She did nothing to promote it. Two tiny signs outside the venue and FB, that's it. Many people started packing up early.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2021 05:31 PM (nxdel) 152
Vice President Kamala Harris announced Saturday that she will lead the National Space Council
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 01, 2021 05:32 PM (iTXRQ) 153
Using LinkedIn I've found out that while I'm no longer working, everyone I went to school with are Chief Scientists and Vice Presidents.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 04:52 PM (mht8P) === They don't strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2021 05:32 PM (EZebt) 154
The Geoffrey Beene dress is kind of nice. Very 60s.
Posted by: CN at May 01, 2021 05:33 PM (ONvIw) 155
GOP Congressman Predicts Liz Cheney Will Be Gone [from her gop leadership role] by End of Month
-------- I'll believe it when I see it... They already closed ranks to protect her once before, and when she had just seriously provoked the entire base, no less. Why now? Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2021 05:34 PM (Uh2oA) 156
Advanced problem: mate in 4 (worst case). Multiple paths, all start with Rxe7.
Posted by: bradc at May 01, 2021 05:35 PM (TQCco) 157
hiya
Posted by: JT at May 01, 2021 05:35 PM (arJlL) 158
Vice President Kamala Harris announced Saturday that she will lead the National Space Council
NO FUCKING PARALLEL PARKING IN ORBIT Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2021 05:35 PM (3H9h1) 159
112 Chess hottie in top picture looks a bit like Phobe Cates
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 05:14 PM (Cxk7w) Son, you need to get your eyes checked... https://tinyurl.com/yfnt4rr3 https://tinyurl.com/aw9h3pvx Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 01, 2021 05:35 PM (BgMrQ) Posted by: pawn at May 01, 2021 05:35 PM (Cfk8j) 161
Vice President Kamala Harris announced Saturday that she will lead the National Space Council
Posted by: DB- just DB Man these folks are just problem solving the shit out of what ails this Nation... Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 01, 2021 05:36 PM (r1z5A) 162
In a accidentally run to freezer grabbed my wife's lamb meatballs to have with pasta, she said she was saving them and were marked but I wasn't looking.
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 05:20 PM (Cxk7w) === To this day 40 years later my mother still holds a grudge against my buddy Tony about a forbidden lasagna he helped himself to in our fridge Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2021 05:36 PM (EZebt) 163
GOP Congressman Predicts Liz Cheney Will Be Gone [from her gop leadership role] by End of Month
*jerking hand motion* Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2021 05:36 PM (owmbp) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 05:37 PM (gtatv) 165
163 and Mittens was heckled in Utah
Posted by: CN at May 01, 2021 05:37 PM (ONvIw) 166
I wash my Comforter each Season. *This is why you always buy the extra large washing machine. Bigger than 4.5 cu ft. Small units cannot wash bed spreads. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 01, 2021 05:37 PM (3cHMA) 167
@155
Yeah, nothing says confidence in your leader like the fact your caucus had to have a secret vote to keep her last time. Posted by: artemis at May 01, 2021 05:38 PM (AwPyG) 168
Also, I'd be happier if she was just gone, period. Vanished without a trace, we pray she's found safe and well soon, blah blah blah.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2021 05:39 PM (Uh2oA) Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 01, 2021 05:39 PM (3cHMA) 170
169 True. Everything gets washed once a week.
Posted by: CN at May 01, 2021 05:39 PM (ONvIw) 171
Hey JT!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2021 05:39 PM (nxdel) 172
Also, I'd be happier if she was just gone, period. Vanished without a trace, we pray she's found safe and well soon, blah blah blah. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice __________ MISSING WHITE WOMAN!!! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 05:40 PM (mht8P) 173
The beginner problem: Bg7. Your hint should have been, "The first move is not a checking move. "
Posted by: bradc at May 01, 2021 05:40 PM (TQCco) 174
I'll say it again: we do not use the word "president" and their names in the same sentence, here. However, "former vice president biden" is acceptable, and "former senator harris." Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 01, 2021 05:41 PM (3cHMA) 175
Hey Olddog, any new word on your FIL?
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 01, 2021 05:41 PM (QU+qf) 176
Baaa'd Sip, Baaaa'd
Posted by: Eunich Lamb at May 01, 2021 05:41 PM (arJlL) 177
And hopefully you've heard that Only Fans is another variation on Go Fund Me for the left; a way to launder funds to their operatives.
Basically any left-favored "crowdsourcing" money raiser is a blind for money laundering. See: vaccination concert chaired by Harry and Meghan Posted by: artemis at May 01, 2021 05:41 PM (AwPyG) 178
Bed spreads? Sheesh. Bunch a tucked under cucks around here. My honey badger sleeps right next to me, on my pile of cedar chips.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2021 05:42 PM (Uh2oA) 179
Hiya Jewells !
Posted by: JT at May 01, 2021 05:42 PM (arJlL) 180
I'll say it again: we do not use the word "president" and their names in the same sentence, here.
His name is forbidden in this house. I call him 46. He's not my president and never will be. Same goes for his whore VP. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2021 05:42 PM (nxdel) Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at May 01, 2021 05:43 PM (vD3h2) 182
138 Betty Hutton! And this time I'm not taking No for an answer.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 05:26 PM (45fpk) Betty Hutton?? Are you sloshed? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 05:43 PM (NrZq5) Posted by: JT at May 01, 2021 05:43 PM (arJlL) 184
I'll say it again: we do not use the word "president" and their names in the same sentence, here.
However, "former vice president biden" is acceptable, and "former senator harris." Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales Good to see you also follow rule #2: "Their names nor office shall be capitalized." Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 01, 2021 05:43 PM (r1z5A) 185
Vice President Kamala Harris announced Saturday that she will lead the National Space Council
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 01, 2021 05:32 PM (iTXRQ) She's a pro at riding atop the purple headed rocket. Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2021 05:43 PM (1Yy3c) 186
I don't think I heard the term "comforter" until I was 20. We had "bedspreads," which were usually some Ghastly design. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 01, 2021 05:43 PM (3cHMA) 187
GOP Congressman Predicts Liz Cheney Will Be Gone [from her gop leadership role] by End of Month
- Cindy McCain will be on CSPN shortly to talk about what a swell guy John was. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2021 05:44 PM (VVEnO) 188
They're moving the horses to the paddock.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 05:44 PM (kTF2Z) 189
Word is that when the FBI executed the warrant for his devices, they refused Rudy's offer to take the Hunter Biden laptop in Rudy's possession. The one with evidence of statutory rape, and which may have details of the Biden corruption that got Rudy going in the first place.
This is actually sadly comical about the state of things. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2021 05:44 PM (ZHVt1) 190
I bought a tent stove for my Vardo project. It's cool out today so I thought I'd do a small fire to burn off anything from the build. I didn't realize how much I missed wood heat. I need to let it burn out and cool off but I can't stop feeding the fire. It's a great little stove!
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 01, 2021 05:44 PM (YynYJ) 191
Betty Hutton! And this time I'm not taking No for an answer.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 05:26 PM (45fpk) Betty Hutton?? Are you sloshed? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional ! Our Grammie NEVER gets sloshed ! Posted by: JT at May 01, 2021 05:44 PM (arJlL) Posted by: artemis at May 01, 2021 05:45 PM (AwPyG) 193
I bought a tent stove for my Vardo project. It's cool out today so I thought I'd do a small fire to burn off anything from the build. I didn't realize how much I missed wood heat. I need to let it burn out and cool off but I can't stop feeding the fire. It's a great little stove!
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward Nice ! But careful with the tent stove . Posted by: JT at May 01, 2021 05:46 PM (arJlL) 194
Tucker Carlson had a segment about Frank Luntz last night. He is a big lib that advises mostly republicans. No wonder they are so fd up. He is great friends with kevin Mccarthy. Makes sense. Posted by: Ronster at May 01, 2021 05:47 PM (y2xIA) 195
Just saw a Diet Coke commercial on TV. Don't think I've seen them pay for advertising in a long time. I think they're catching on...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 01, 2021 05:47 PM (5U+dX) 196
Our Grammie NEVER gets sloshed !
Posted by: JT at May 01, 2021 05:44 PM (arJlL) Me and my liquor cabinet are willing to volunteer our services! Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2021 05:47 PM (1Yy3c) 197
I'll say it again: we do not use the word "president" and their names in the same sentence, here.
However, "former vice president biden" is acceptable, and "former senator harris." So is Drooly and the Blowfish. Posted by: JT at May 01, 2021 05:47 PM (arJlL) 198
I'll say it again: we do not use the word "president" and their names in the same sentence, here.
However, "former vice president biden" is acceptable, and "former senator harris." Posted by: Soothsayer's ___ I prefer to not refer to them at all. If I must, The Turnip and Heels Up are my go tos. Posted by: SMH at May 01, 2021 05:48 PM (Fdh9S) 199
We had "bedspreads," which were usually some Ghastly design.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 01, 2021 05:43 PM (3cHMA) Lucky you. I had a sheet. For my canvas cot. Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 05:48 PM (axyOa) 200
Notsothoreau, I did get your email and the answer is yes. My email is being strange again but as soon as it's straightened out I will email you.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 05:48 PM (vZDYK) 201
I'm outside the house with it. I'll have a very heat resistant area built up for it. I've had a lot of experience with wood heat.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 01, 2021 05:48 PM (YynYJ) 202
The number of champion woman chess players hot enough to be a Bond Girl has to be quite small, no?
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2021 05:48 PM (ZHVt1) Posted by: how many bullets does Biden's security detail need at May 01, 2021 05:49 PM (USW1s) 204
Instead of listening to Luntz, couldn't congress critters listen to, I dunno, their constituents?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 05:49 PM (kTF2Z) 205
Ok.
Posted by: JT at May 01, 2021 05:49 PM (arJlL) 206
JT.. no it was bad. I mean I made money but just barely. She didn't promote despite what she said I could tell. Just no shoppers.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2021 05:49 PM (nxdel) 207
Our Grammie NEVER gets sloshed !
Posted by: JT at May 01, 2021 05:44 PM (arJlL) So who was that doing The Hustle on the bar? Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 05:50 PM (axyOa) 208
My husband woke me up this morning because he was having a bad dream. He had to go to a meeting with a vampire and the vampire was Anthony Fauci. I told him he probably discovered his secret.
Posted by: Megthered at May 01, 2021 05:50 PM (RW9px) 209
Grampa Shitpants and Knee Pads.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2021 05:51 PM (owmbp) 210
Drooly and the Blowfish! Love it!!!
Posted by: how many bullets does Biden's security detail need at May 01, 2021 05:51 PM (USW1s) 211
It's the eyebrows.
Posted by: Eromero at May 01, 2021 05:51 PM (0OP+5) 212
JT.. no it was bad. I mean I made money but just barely. She didn't promote despite what she said I could tell. Just no shoppers.
Posted by: Jewells45 OOOf ! Posted by: JT at May 01, 2021 05:51 PM (arJlL) 213
I had a sheet. For my canvas cot.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 05:48 PM (axyOa) --------- Well well well, look at mister fancy pants with his sheet and cot! Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 05:51 PM (kTF2Z) 214
Most Republican Shits have Democrats aids on their staff. Remember that. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 01, 2021 05:51 PM (3cHMA) 215
Stinkfinger and Kneepads.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 01, 2021 05:51 PM (QU+qf) 216
Instead of listening to Luntz, couldn't congress critters listen to, I dunno, their constituents?
Posted by: Duke Lowell What do those ham and eggers know? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2021 05:52 PM (VVEnO) 217
Our Grammie NEVER gets sloshed !
Posted by: JT at May 01, 2021 05:44 PM (arJlL) So who was that doing The Hustle on the bar? Posted by: Diogenes Insomniac. Posted by: JT at May 01, 2021 05:52 PM (arJlL) 218
195 good. I do remember their big roll out ad. It featured the Rockettes and some of the biggest names around at the time, including Bob Hope blowing a kiss at the stage
Posted by: CN at May 01, 2021 05:52 PM (ONvIw) Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2021 05:53 PM (dWwl8) 220
Instead of listening to Luntz, couldn't congress critters listen to, I dunno, their constituents?
Posted by: Duke Lowell It's a club and we are not part of it. Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2021 05:53 PM (E0OEG) 221
Thank you, Ben Had! I just have a lot of work to do this summer but I will make this happen.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 01, 2021 05:53 PM (YynYJ) Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at May 01, 2021 05:53 PM (Wafzl) 223
So is Drooly and the Blowfish.
Posted by: JT at May 01, 2021 05:47 PM (arJlL) "Ladies and gentlemen, and now a word from Joseph R. Biden, resident of the United States." Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 05:53 PM (NrZq5) 224
She's very pretty, but in that pose, with the 'tournament opponent death-stare,' rather unapproachable.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at May 01, 2021 05:53 PM (qpX6U) 225
JT, Insom can dance on the bar anytime he wants to. The guy has some moves.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 05:54 PM (vZDYK) 226
224 She's very pretty, but in that pose, with the 'tournament opponent death-stare,' rather unapproachable.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at May 01, 2021 05:53 PM (qpX6U) Heh. I think that's the general idea. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 05:54 PM (NrZq5) 227
When Dave Brat knocked off Eric Cantor, I thought they might get it. I was wrong.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 05:55 PM (kTF2Z) Posted by: dartist at May 01, 2021 05:55 PM (+ya+t) 229
JT, Insom can dance on the bar anytime he wants to. The guy has some moves.
Posted by: Ben Had Oh, ALL right ! Posted by: JT at May 01, 2021 05:55 PM (arJlL) 230
Why are the horses not wearing masks?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 05:56 PM (kTF2Z) 231
BTW I'd be ecstatic to look like Melania, no matter what her feet look like. And it's nothing that a pair of nylons wouldn't handle.
Posted by: how many bullets does Biden's security detail need at May 01, 2021 05:57 PM (USW1s) 232
202 The number of champion woman chess players hot enough to be a Bond Girl has to be quite small, no?
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2021 05:48 PM (ZHVt1) Small, but not zero. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 05:57 PM (NrZq5) Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at May 01, 2021 05:57 PM (qpX6U) 234
I'll believe it when I see it... They already closed ranks to protect her once before, and when she had just seriously provoked the entire base, no less. Why now?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2021 05:34 PM (Uh2oA) I think the GOP is finally starting to realize just how badly they fucked up in Nov-Dec by abandoning Trump and stabbing him and his voters in the back. And by probably cooperating with the Dims to steal the election. The Republicans all but did a jig when Trump lost. They should all burn to death in a hail storm of flaming pig feces. Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2021 05:57 PM (dWwl8) 235
Do you guys remember Skip? I miss that moron. Wonder what ever happened to him.....
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2021 05:58 PM (dqQiv) 236
Well, I'm gonna go put my jammies on and grab a glass of wine and snuggle with the doggie.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2021 05:58 PM (nxdel) 237
Gating up
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 05:58 PM (Cxk7w) Posted by: JT at May 01, 2021 05:58 PM (arJlL) 239
I have some limited personal experience with Luntz. Grifter Supreme. A bullshit artist who passes himself off as some sort of expert. Nice gig if you can get it, but I'm not sure how he has people fooled. I'm like 99% sure that when he came to advise my firm in 2016 he just made up all of his risible predictions in the cab on the way from the airport.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2021 05:59 PM (Uh2oA) Posted by: Puddleglum at May 01, 2021 05:59 PM (ZNMdr) 241
There off
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 05:59 PM (Cxk7w) 242
>I had a sheet. For my canvas cot.
O we used to dream of having a sheet for our cot- would have been like finest silk to us- the best we could manage was some discarded tarpaulin from the rubbish tip Posted by: DB- just DB at May 01, 2021 05:59 PM (iTXRQ) 243
Maud'dib, How's the babysitting going and where is my Benny picture?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 05:59 PM (vZDYK) 244
Do you guys remember Skip? I miss that moron. Wonder what ever happened to him.....
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2021 05:58 PM (dqQiv) --------- Meatball accident. Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 06:00 PM (kTF2Z) Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2021 06:00 PM (WLHrn) 246
Is it the Kentucky Derby or something? Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 01, 2021 06:01 PM (3cHMA) 247
It'd be more interesting if the jockeys had swords.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 06:01 PM (kTF2Z) 248
245 There off
How many laps to go? Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2021 06:00 PM (WLHrn) For Veep Throat or the horses in the Derby? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 01, 2021 06:01 PM (joJfO) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 06:02 PM (mht8P) 250
>243 Maud'dib, How's the babysitting going and where is my Benny picture?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 05:59 PM (vZDYK) Howdy Sis. The 11 month old was a perfect angel. Especially for it being her first night away from her Mom. Benny was hysterical. I thought he would be completely fascinated with her but he was mostly jealous. I would be playing with her on the floor and he would push his way in between us and turn his back to her. "Listen kid. I'm the baby in this house." Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2021 06:03 PM (dqQiv) 251
In 83 on a dare from from a few old-timers at a party, a few buddy's and I headed out to the Derby at 1am from Chicago. Slept in the car, woke up by the cops and managed to stay out of jail but we made it. I'd like to think I've gotten smarter in my old age.
Posted by: dartist at May 01, 2021 06:04 PM (+ya+t) 252
It'd be more interesting if the jockeys had swords.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 06:01 PM (kTF2Z) Yes ! Lances ! Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 06:04 PM (V13WU) 253
We used to sleep on a green pinelog. Had to wrap it in barbwire so we wouldn't stick to it.
Posted by: Eromero at May 01, 2021 06:04 PM (0OP+5) 254
I think the GOP is finally starting to realize just how badly they fucked up in Nov-Dec by abandoning Trump and stabbing him and his voters in the back.
I will need to see a lot more evidence before I will even consider this a possibility. They should all burn to death in a hail storm of flaming pig feces. Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2021 05:57 PM (dWwl I'll agree with you on that one. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 06:05 PM (NrZq5) 255
152 Vice President Kamala Harris announced Saturday that she will lead the National Space Council
Posted by: DB- just DB Someone has to plan those Swinger parties in space. Posted by: Puddleglum at May 01, 2021 06:06 PM (ZNMdr) 256
Is it the Kentucky Derby or something?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 01, 2021 06:01 PM (3cHMA) Must be. Grammie is slamming down mint juleps like it's a hot day in Kentucky and you should see the hat she's wearing. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 06:07 PM (NrZq5) 257
Eromero, are you flooded?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 06:08 PM (vZDYK) 258
Kamala just wants to see if she can suck start a Saturn V.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 06:08 PM (kTF2Z) 259
>Must be. Grammie is slamming don mint juleps like it's a hot day in Kentucky and you should see the hat she's wearing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 06:07 PM (NrZq5) In her defense, it's over 80 in WI today and we all need some shade thrown. Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2021 06:08 PM (dqQiv) 260
I think I've seen it all now. Some bitter woman writing for the Atlantic, who has never had an orgasm in her life, went on a rant in said Atlantic about the "female orgasm industrial complex". She ranted about the "weaponization of the female orgasm" by the patriarchy. You can find it if interested. Example #1million and one of how these harpies are just crazy. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2021 06:08 PM (Mzdiz) 261
Grammie is slamming down mint juleps like it's a hot day in Kentucky and you should see the hat she's wearing. Posted by: OregonMuse Nobody is gonna tell her it's a lamp shade? Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 01, 2021 06:10 PM (3cHMA) 262
People hate winners
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2021 06:10 PM (PUmDY) 263
Ben Had @ 257, not hardly a drop here. I believe it went north of us.
Posted by: Eromero at May 01, 2021 06:10 PM (0OP+5) 264
Imagine what Trump could have accomplished had he true partners leading the House and Senate.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2021 06:10 PM (ZHVt1) 265
Someone has to plan those Swinger parties in space.
--------------- New meaning to the Mile High Club. Posted by: dartist at May 01, 2021 06:11 PM (+ya+t) 266
264 Imagine what Trump could have accomplished had he true partners leading the House and Senate.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2021 06:10 PM (ZHVt1) It makes me ill thinking of how the GOP shivved him from day one. Posted by: CN at May 01, 2021 06:12 PM (ONvIw) 267
Obviously she's never had an orgasm.
Female orgasms have been weaponized since day one. Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2021 06:13 PM (OT5RV) 268
Race was pretty good
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 06:13 PM (Cxk7w) 269
Eromero, That's good news. I'm waiting to see if what's coming will stay south of me. They got 6 inches of rain just north of here.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 06:13 PM (vZDYK) 270
Milky Way Club > mile High Club
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2021 06:13 PM (owmbp) 271
261
Grammie is slamming down mint juleps like it's a hot day in Kentucky and you should see the hat she's wearing. Posted by: OregonMuse Nobody is gonna tell her it's a lamp shade? Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 01, 2021 06:10 PM (3cHMA) Lamp shade? I was thinking spinners off a 57 chev. Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 06:14 PM (axyOa) 272
It's easier on the knees in zero g!
Posted by: pawn at May 01, 2021 06:15 PM (Cfk8j) Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 06:15 PM (kTF2Z) 274
Dumb feminist scrunt doesn't have anything but dead spiders and dust bunnies in her vag.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 06:16 PM (vZDYK) 275
Do you guys remember Skip? I miss that moron. Wonder what ever happened to him.....
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2021 05:58 PM (dqQiv) I wonder if he left behind any ammo? Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 06:16 PM (axyOa) Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at May 01, 2021 06:17 PM (fTtFy) 277
>> Vice President Kamala Harris announced Saturday that she will lead the National Space Council
Posted by: DB- just DB She knows a lot about vacuum. Posted by: Aviator at May 01, 2021 06:17 PM (HQ9Sl) 278
Dumb feminist scrunt doesn't have anything but dead spiders and dust bunnies in her vag.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 06:16 PM (vZDYK) Her g-spot is a mouse trap. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 01, 2021 06:17 PM (cSyAR) 279
Vice President Kamala Harris announced Saturday that she will lead the National Space Council
I'd prefer that went to AOC. Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2021 06:20 PM (UMXod) 280
Dumb feminist scrunt doesn't have anything but dead spiders and dust bunnies in her vag.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 06:16 PM (vZDYK) I saw Dead Spider and the Vjayjay Dust Bunnies open for David Bowie on his "Spiders From Mars" tour at Wadsworth Mansion in 1985. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2021 06:20 PM (R/m4+) 281
Vice President Kamala Harris announced Saturday that she will lead the National Space Council
in order to transfer technology to China. Non-elections have consequences. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 01, 2021 06:20 PM (Ndje9) 282
Vice President Kamala Harris announced Saturday that she will lead the National Space Council
Posted by: DB- just DB Heels up Heels diwn Heels all around! And a quick shout to Ed and Phyllis at my local USPS. S'up guys? Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 06:20 PM (axyOa) 283
281 Vice President Kamala Harris announced Saturday that she will lead the National Space Council
in order to transfer technology to China. Non-elections have consequences. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 01, 2021 06:20 PM (Ndje9) So China is going to get all the secrets on Muslim outreach? Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 06:22 PM (Ojki1) 284
I had a sheet. For my canvas cot.
O we used to dream of having a sheet for our cot- would have been like finest silk to us- the best we could manage was some discarded tarpaulin from the rubbish tip --- You had a tarpaulin! Wow, so jealous, we heated rocks in a fire, laid them in a trough and covered ourselves with leaves. Hint: We had to be sure not to use poison oak leaves. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 06:24 PM (gtatv) 285
266 264 Imagine what Trump could have accomplished had he true partners leading the House and Senate.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2021 06:10 PM (ZHVt1) It makes me ill thinking of how the GOP shivved him from day one. Posted by: CN at May 01, 2021 06:12 PM (ONvIw) If we just elect some more GoPe approved candidates, they will fight this time! They swearsies! Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 06:24 PM (Ojki1) 286
Too chicken to die
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2021 06:26 PM (PUmDY) 287
Ben Had, we got more than 5" couple weeks ago. Guy on the corner about lost a Kobelco excavator in a hole. Just the boom and cab sticking out of the mud, wouldn't run so couldn't pull itself out. Brought in a big Deere and a big Case and they took a half a day to get it out.
Posted by: Eromero at May 01, 2021 06:28 PM (0OP+5) 288
Prayer request dear Hordians:
I forgot to put my 1 year anniversary check up on my calendar...and the cancer center just sent me a reminder email a moment ago. I about threw up...I'd conveniently forgotten about this shit, and now I'm scared all over again. Anyway, y'all were so good about this the last time...can you work your magic again? Please and thanks... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 01, 2021 06:30 PM (BgMrQ) 289
If we just elect some more GoPe approved candidates, they will fight this time! They swearsies!
Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 06:24 PM (Ojki1) Right! Mike Pence says he'll 'fight the liberal agenda' if we vote for him in 2024. How can we go wrong with that? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 06:31 PM (NrZq5) 290
Eromero, 'Oly shit. That is major fubar stuck.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 06:31 PM (vZDYK) 291
browndog, prayers, You got 'em.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 06:33 PM (vZDYK) 292
I have some limited personal experience with Luntz. Grifter Supreme. His shtick used to be connecting electrodes to people and have them watch a politician make a speech. I guess it was sort of like a reverse lie detector kind of thing. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2021 06:33 PM (63Dwl) 293
you got the do re, I got the me
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2021 06:34 PM (PUmDY) 294
May GOD give you a thorough checkup and clean bill of health, browndog!
Posted by: Eromero at May 01, 2021 06:35 PM (0OP+5) 295
Pence / Pelosi 2024!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 01, 2021 06:36 PM (yK9py) 296
Since been in and out all day anyone see olddog during late morning or afternoon ?
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 06:36 PM (Cxk7w) 297
With regards to Luntz, who's more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? Looking at you McCarthy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 06:36 PM (kTF2Z) 298
Intermediate Part 1:
========== Shown in hint (kinda gave it away) 1a. Qd3 Kc7 2a. Qa6 Kd8 3a. Bh2 mate ---------------- Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at May 01, 2021 06:37 PM (wYXd3) 299
Vice President Kamala Harris announced Saturday that she will lead the National Space Council
*** I doubt she's particularly certain on where outer space is. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 01, 2021 06:37 PM (yK9py) 300
harris/pence 2024- What can't the Uniparty do?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 06:37 PM (vZDYK) 301
Intermediate Parts 2 & 3
Wouldn't let me post all in 1 message, kept saying it was spam 1b. Qd3 Kb7 1c. Qd3 Kb7 2b. Qd7+ Ka8 2c. Qd7+ Ka6 3b. Qc8 mate 3c. Qa4 mate ----------------- Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at May 01, 2021 06:38 PM (wYXd3) 302
Base: We don't want amnesty for illegals!
McCarthy: So what you're saying is that you want a pathetic to citizenship. Got it. Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2021 06:38 PM (kTF2Z) 303
whoa
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 01, 2021 06:40 PM (YRl3m) 304
Imagine what Trump could have accomplished had he true partners leading the House and Senate.
*** He increased median income by $6K per household with his own party working against him and during constant Russia investigations that the Republican-controlled Senate knew was BS from the start. I honestly think that's part of why he had to go, and why Biden's "BACK ON TRACK!!!" logo is so accurate. Trump was the coup. It failed. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 01, 2021 06:41 PM (yK9py) 305
Solutions up. Movie thread will be up in about 20 minutes.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 06:41 PM (NrZq5) Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 06:41 PM (Ojki1) 307
When Luntz has those group affairs and asks them questions it's all bullshit. He hand picks the whole bunch.
Posted by: Ronster at May 01, 2021 06:42 PM (y2xIA) 308
Why doesn't somebody make the movie "Post-Apocalypse Now"? I'd watch it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 01, 2021 06:42 PM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 06:43 PM (gtatv) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 06:44 PM (gtatv) 311
Why doesn't somebody make the movie "Post-Apocalypse Now"? I'd watch it.
*** That could be fun. Horrible characters that are now heads of the FBI, DOJ, political generals in the military, etc. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 01, 2021 06:44 PM (yK9py) 312
Just wanted to post a clip of Patrick Stewart as Gurny Haleck charging into battle clutching a pug dog:
https://tinyurl.com/2c86cbp9 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 01, 2021 06:45 PM (Dc2NZ) 313
Vice President Kamala Harris announced Saturday that she will lead the National Space Council
- To stupidity and beyond! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2021 06:45 PM (VVEnO) 314
Apocalypse Now or Later. It's about candy.
Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2021 06:45 PM (RuIsu) 315
Looks at drink.
It's not suppose to have alcohol. *taps blog* Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 06:41 PM (Ojki1) Hey ! Hands ! Posted by: blog at May 01, 2021 06:46 PM (V13WU) 316
311 Why doesn't somebody make the movie "Post-Apocalypse Now"? I'd watch it.
*** That could be fun. Horrible characters that are now heads of the FBI, DOJ, political generals in the military, etc. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 01, 2021 06:44 PM (yK9py) You know in that movie all the alphabets would be heroes though. Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 06:46 PM (Ojki1) 317
>>>Right! Mike Pence says he'll 'fight the liberal agenda' if we vote for him in 2024. How can we go wrong with that?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, ----------------------------- I'm going to veer off to the right a bit and vote the Donald J. Trump/Ron DeSantis ticket. Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2021 06:47 PM (OT5RV) 318
In the Josef Stolen maladministration,
Old and busted: shovel-ready jobs Hot newness/keep clapping or else: hammer and sickle-ready jobs Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 01, 2021 06:47 PM (YRl3m) 319
please go on... posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 06:44 PM (gtatv)
No sex involved. I don't think. Posted by: Ronster at May 01, 2021 06:47 PM (Rlg4J) 320
how obscure will the movie thread subject be on a scale of 0 to 10, with 0 being thoroughly familiar and 10 being completely unheard of
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 01, 2021 06:47 PM (iTXRQ) 321
308 Why doesn't somebody make the movie "Post-Apocalypse Now"? I'd watch it.
Interesting idea. I'll start. Captain Willard resigns and wanders SE Asia. Eventually drinks himself to death in Thailand. Lance makes it back to the US and joins the Peoples Temple in San Francisco. Dies in the Jonestown massacre. "Post-Apocalyse Now" will be a comedy. Posted by: Puddleglum at May 01, 2021 06:48 PM (ZNMdr) 322
3b. Qc8 mate 3c. Qa4 mate
----------------- Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at May 01, 2021 06:38 PM (wYXd3) Can you e-mail me your solution tree all in one piece? I never saw a line ending in Qa4# and I'd like to know how you got there. Maybe I missed something. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 06:48 PM (NrZq5) 323
315 Looks at drink.
It's not suppose to have alcohol. *taps blog* Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 06:41 PM (Ojki1) Hey ! Hands ! Posted by: blog at May 01, 2021 06:46 PM (V13WU) *Contemplates making Jeffery Toobin comment. *Decides against making Jeffery Toobin comment* Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 06:48 PM (Ojki1) 324
God Bless and good news to you browndog.
Posted by: dartist at May 01, 2021 06:48 PM (+ya+t) 325
Wow, Andrea is muy caliente. That's Canadian, right?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2021 06:49 PM (bkUtD) 326
That could be fun.
Horrible characters that are now heads of the FBI, DOJ, political generals in the military, etc. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 01, 2021 06:44 PM (yK9py) Martin Sheen could take a hove-around up the Potomac to kill Crazy Joe, a former special operator who is now in the white house and leading a band of cult like zealots beyond all Constitutional control and think he is a god. This movie could write itself. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2021 06:49 PM (R/m4+) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2021 06:49 PM (VVEnO) 328
>Vice President Kamala Harris announced Saturday that she will lead the National Space Council
to boldly blow where no ho has blown before Posted by: DB- just DB at May 01, 2021 06:49 PM (iTXRQ) 329
It's a plot to put the most incompetent people in charge, easier for underlings to run the show and pocket expenses.
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 06:49 PM (Cxk7w) 330
285 266 264 Imagine what Trump could have accomplished had he true partners leading the House and Senate.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2021 06:10 PM (ZHVt1) It makes me ill thinking of how the GOP shivved him from day one. Posted by: CN at May 01, 2021 06:12 PM (ONvIw) If we just elect some more GoPe approved candidates, they will fight this time! They swearsies! Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 06:24 PM (Ojki1) Yes, I have decided that I can trust McConnell and McCarthy this time out since they most surely have learned a valuable lesson from the blatant theft of victory from President Trump, but if they screw it up again, then I'll become an independent! /s Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 06:49 PM (hOUT3) 331
Interesting observation from the free province of Pensacola. Virtually no one wears a mask anymore. Huge festival downtown this weekend, live music, mud bugs and other shellfish, vendors, etc. My office is inside the perimeter so I get a free barricade pass. It's been crowded since yesterday afternoon, even during minor drizzle. Was rocking after 11p.m. yesterday when I left work (it's still tax season). Hardly any masks to be seen.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 01, 2021 06:49 PM (Hf7hU) 332
Right! Mike Pence says he'll 'fight the liberal agenda' if we vote for him in 2024. How can we go wrong with that?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader --- Luntz told him that its a winning agenda! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 06:49 PM (gtatv) 333
"Mike Pence says he'll 'fight the liberal agenda' "
So now the "for" is silent? What a fucking disappointment. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 01, 2021 06:49 PM (YRl3m) 334
Where did Melania wear that?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2021 06:50 PM (PUmDY) 335
Still in week one of no carb.
That means dinner is a filet mignon. Just a filet mignon. Oh and because it's Derby Day a Kentucky Mule made with a monk fruit sweetened lime ginger mix that has no carbs and bourbon that has just a smidge. Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 06:50 PM (ZfRYq) 336
This movie could write itself.
*** In reality it would be the Good Guys in defense of the republic from elderly people without firearms. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 01, 2021 06:50 PM (yK9py) 337
Solutions up.
Yes! Got #1 without any hints. Kind of confirms my suspicion that two moves is my limit. Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2021 06:51 PM (2nFxy) 338
I could live with a liberal agenda. It's the commie socialist facist agenda that I worry about.
Posted by: f'd at May 01, 2021 06:51 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 01, 2021 06:51 PM (YRl3m) 340
Not as inspiring as Free Florida, but I did wear my patently fake sheer mesh facemask to the library, and talked face to face with TWO nice librarians, and neither one said a thing.
And librarians are the Karenest of Karens. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 01, 2021 06:51 PM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: DB- just DB at May 01, 2021 06:52 PM (iTXRQ) 342
333 "Mike Pence says he'll 'fight the liberal agenda' "
------------- I got a paper bag for him to fight his way out of. Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2021 06:52 PM (OT5RV) Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2021 06:52 PM (2nFxy) 344
Had the concept of #2 figured, needed to put it on a board to test or play it out.
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 06:53 PM (Cxk7w) 345
It would be interesting to see how Pence's little victory dance with Pelosi moments after he finally got rid of Trump would play with voters.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 01, 2021 06:53 PM (yK9py) Posted by: DB- just DB at May 01, 2021 06:53 PM (iTXRQ) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 01, 2021 06:54 PM (yK9py) Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at May 01, 2021 06:54 PM (wYXd3) 349
"Vice President Kamala Harris announced Saturday that she will lead the National Space Council"
So, hot dog in a hallway? Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 01, 2021 06:54 PM (YRl3m) 350
I grilled this filet just right!
Now I am fueled up to go VOTE HARDER for the people who failed me before because I know this time they won't betray me at all. Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 06:55 PM (ZfRYq) Posted by: Elon Musk at May 01, 2021 06:56 PM (Lt1JN) 352
338 I could live with a liberal agenda. It's the commie socialist facist agenda that I worry about.
Posted by: f'd at May 01, 2021 06:51 PM (Tnijr) Heh. Mike sounds like he's about 25 years past his sell-by date. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 06:56 PM (NrZq5) 353
Now I am fueled up to go VOTE HARDER for the people who failed me before because I know this time they won't betray me at all.
Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 06:55 PM (ZfRYq) Surely things won't happen again the same way they have every other time. Posted by: The good guy in wrestling who decides to trust the heel at May 01, 2021 06:57 PM (Ojki1) 354
Fk Pence and his phony shtick. He's just another scumbag politician in the mold of Mittens. He has shown his true colors and can't take that back.
Posted by: f'd at May 01, 2021 06:57 PM (Tnijr) 355
Pence has been tested and found wanting. No second chance for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 06:57 PM (3Myh4) 356
1. RxP Qg8 (BxQ, 2. Qd4 leads to mate in 2)
2. RxQ+ KxR 3. Qh7+ Kf8 4. Qf7 mate Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at May 01, 2021 06:54 PM (wYXd3) It's a mate in 3. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 06:57 PM (NrZq5) 357
@356. Sorry no, wrong problem.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 06:58 PM (NrZq5) 358
It's been crowded since yesterday afternoon, even during minor drizzle. Was rocking after 11p.m. yesterday when I left work (it's still tax season). Hardly any masks to be seen.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 01, 2021 06:49 PM (Hf7hU) Meanwhile here in Washingtonistan, emperor Inslee has decided that the cash flow to the dems isnt good enough so he is moving certain counties back to more restrictions. Cause...science. Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 06:59 PM (axyOa) 359
No gun thread?
Posted by: GWB at May 01, 2021 06:59 PM (2orQs) 360
355 Pence has been tested and found wanting. No second chance for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 06:57 PM (3Myh4) Makes you wonder if the not being alone with a woman that is not his wife was not his idea, don't it? Like maybe someone close to him knows he can't be trusted? Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 07:00 PM (Ojki1) 361
Pence's moment came to show who's side he was on -
the people's and Constitutional gov't or the NeverTrumper/Democrat/Commie Fascist Hyperinflation Crew, And he failed. There's no reason to believe he'd be anything but a Jeb!-Quality Socialist Punching Bag. Do. Not. Want. Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2021 07:00 PM (dWwl8) 362
I worry more about the gop agenda
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2021 07:00 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 01, 2021 07:00 PM (U2p+3) Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 07:00 PM (Ojki1) 365
Speaking of sworn enemies, do both sides have to swear or is it ok for one side to take care of that part?
Posted by: f'd at May 01, 2021 07:00 PM (Tnijr) 366
Not as inspiring as Free Florida, but I did wear my patently fake sheer mesh facemask to the library, and talked face to face with TWO nice librarians, and neither one said a thing.
And librarians are the Karenest of Karens. Posted by: All Hail Eris To keep the fascists at bay, I wear my novelty mask when needed, below the nose of course. Camo pattern, completely mesh. Still ashamed, but sand in the gears for these fuckers. Re: free FL, remember that crank-smoking Andrew Gizzum damn near won... Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 01, 2021 07:01 PM (YRl3m) 367
292
I have some limited personal experience with Luntz. Grifter Supreme. His shtick used to be connecting electrodes to people and have them watch a politician make a speech. I guess it was sort of like a reverse lie detector kind of thing. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2021 06:33 PM (63Dwl) Hey, it's better than working in the private sector -- they expect results! Posted by: Peter Venkman and Ray Stantz at May 01, 2021 07:02 PM (PiwSw) 368
355 Pence has been tested and found wanting. No second chance for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 06:57 PM (3Myh4) Has he really convinced himself that he we somehow forgot that he pretty much abandoned Trump after the election and he could just pick up where he left off as if his abject cowardice never happened? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 07:02 PM (NrZq5) 369
Free OTA movie choices tonight are Bullitt and The Ghost and Mr Chicken.
Posted by: f'd at May 01, 2021 07:03 PM (Tnijr) 370
>I worry more about the gop agenda
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie their agenda is perpetual re-election- beyond that, fuck it- let's party Posted by: DB- just DB at May 01, 2021 07:04 PM (iTXRQ) 371
Nurse, I have no idea what is happening. I will call you from another phone tomorrow. I am so sorry for all this. I have nothing of major importance but wanted to fill out my shopping list.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2021 07:04 PM (3Myh4) 372
Pence's moment came to show who's side he was on
Did you see me fighting out there? I'm a bad mamma-jamma, I am. I resisted all the way up until it was time to vote. Nobody thought I'd last that long! Posted by: Mike Pence at May 01, 2021 07:04 PM (fFtVH) 373
I may watch the Korean serial killer drama "Memories of Murder".
I remember it as excellent and it's streaming on Shudder now. Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2021 07:05 PM (dWwl8) 374
Has he really convinced himself that he we somehow forgot that he pretty much abandoned Trump after the election and he could just pick up where he left off as if his abject cowardice never happened?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 07:02 PM (NrZq5) He is counting on "But otherwise the Dems will win and it will be your fault!" to carry the day. GoPe, can stay home cause Trump is icky and that is conservatives fault, but if we don't vote GoPe that is our fault as well. I think WOPR had something to say about this game. Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 07:05 PM (Ojki1) Posted by: DB- just DB at May 01, 2021 07:05 PM (iTXRQ) 376
369 Free OTA movie choices tonight are Bullitt and The Ghost and Mr Chicken.
Posted by: f'd at May 01, 2021 07:03 PM (Tnijr) I'd go with Bullitt, cause I don't own it and haven't seen it. Got The Ghost and Mr. Chicken in a 4 pack of Knotts fims on DVD. Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 07:07 PM (Ojki1) 377
Did Pence ever explain what the coin his fellow Republicans gave him the moment after he certified the vote represented?
It was very obviously something special and meaningful to the Republicans and Pelosi. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 01, 2021 07:07 PM (yK9py) 378
Puddleglum: there was already a sequel to Apocalypse Now, as a Broadway musical. "Apocalypse Wow!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Puddleglum at May 01, 2021 07:07 PM (ZNMdr) 380
Here I am, I'm Colonel Kurtz
fat and bald like old Fred Mertz! Watch me do a hula dance to shake the egg rolls from my pants... Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs) 381
Now I am fueled up to go VOTE HARDER for the people who failed me before because I know this time they won't betray me at all.
Posted by: blaster A hard vote is good to find! Posted by: Secretary Mayor Pete Buttplug at May 01, 2021 07:07 PM (YRl3m) 382
359 No gun thread?
Posted by: GWB at May 01, 2021 06:59 PM (2orQs) ---------------- You'll watch the movie and like it. Eat your popcorn. Posted by: Movie Troll at May 01, 2021 07:07 PM (OT5RV) 383
GWB: gun thread is on Sunday afternoons.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 07:08 PM (L2ZTs) 384
377 Did Pence ever explain what the coin his fellow Republicans gave him the moment after he certified the vote represented?
It was very obviously something special and meaningful to the Republicans and Pelosi. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 01, 2021 07:07 PM (yK9py) The "Get out of Hell Free" coin from the TV series Lucifer. Pence will be shocked to discover that TV series is not, in fact, based off Scripture one day. Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 07:09 PM (Ojki1) 385
If its Saturday, I"m watching Columbo.
First Jack Casidy, then Robert Culp and Ray Milland, and now Eddie Albert. Great stars in the 70's! Faye Dunaway got her only Emmy as a Columbo guest star/villainess. Posted by: how many bullets does Biden's security detail need at May 01, 2021 07:09 PM (USW1s) 386
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Posted by: Biden Troll at May 01, 2021 07:10 PM (OT5RV) 387
Did you see me fighting out there? I'm a bad mamma-jamma, I am. I resisted all the way up until it was time to vote. Nobody thought I'd last that long!
Posted by: Mike Pence Putting the "milk" in milquetoast! Totes badass! Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 01, 2021 07:11 PM (YRl3m) 388
378 Puddleglum: there was already a sequel to Apocalypse Now, as a Broadway musical. "Apocalypse Wow!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs) I enjoyed the book Apocalypse Cow. Zombie apocalypse with cows as the zombies. I should track down the follow up. Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 07:11 PM (Ojki1) 389
377- only one? Isn't it supposed to be 30? and silver?
Posted by: how many bullets does Biden's security detail need at May 01, 2021 07:12 PM (USW1s) 390
I love the smell of napalm, sweeping across the plains.
Posted by: Kilgore at May 01, 2021 07:12 PM (Tnijr) 391
During the derby, there was a surprising lack of social justice crap ads
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2021 07:12 PM (PUmDY) 392
The USS New Jersey UToob channel is pretty interesting. They put out a constant spew of stuff. Latest was a counter-historical taffy yank - would BB-62 have survived the onslaught that sank IJN Musashi and Yamato, the "super-battleships" of WWII? (spoiler: curator/narrator doesn't think so)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 01, 2021 07:12 PM (OTzUX) 393
We got movie sign!
Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 07:13 PM (Ojki1) 394
I never trusted Pence, something weird about that fvcker. Never alone with a woman without his wife present, lol.
Posted by: dartist at May 01, 2021 07:14 PM (+ya+t) 395
WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2021 07:15 PM (NrZq5) 396
And naval utoober Drachinifel has a great interview with one of the last battleship commanders, who commanded USS Iowa in the 1980s.
I knew the main battery guns had offset ignition (all 3 guns in a turret do not fire exactly simultaneously), but didn't know the order was center-left-right, and that the delay before the right gun fired was increased during the class's last activation and deployment. Faskinatin'. Posted by: rhomboid at May 01, 2021 07:15 PM (OTzUX) 397
grammie winger
I remember you drunk blogging the Horde when you were in sunny Mexica. You were so cute. The Rev is a lucky man. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 07:16 PM (u82oZ) 398
396 And naval utoober Drachinifel has a great interview with one of the last battleship commanders, who commanded USS Iowa in the 1980s.
I knew the main battery guns had offset ignition (all 3 guns in a turret do not fire exactly simultaneously), but didn't know the order was center-left-right, and that the delay before the right gun fired was increased during the class's last activation and deployment. Faskinatin'. Posted by: rhomboid at May 01, 2021 07:15 PM (OTzUX) Beat me to it... Drach's got a great channel! Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 01, 2021 07:16 PM (BgMrQ) 399
They should pull the best of those big ships out of moth balls and re-configure it for the 21st century.
_nuclear steam engines _leave the visible gun turrets and make them functional for some other purpose. - launch portal for icbm's? _fill it full of cruise missiles. etc. Posted by: Biden Troll at May 01, 2021 07:17 PM (OT5RV) 400
come on man
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2021 07:17 PM (OT5RV) 401
389 377- only one? Isn't it supposed to be 30? and silver?
Posted by: how many bullets does Biden's security detail need at May 01, 2021 07:12 PM (USW1s) Pence got a single BitCoin, but the purchase price was thirty pieces of inflation adjusted silver! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 07:37 PM (hOUT3) 402
You can't buy anything without an account, and you can't create an account without a cell phone which I don't want to give the fuckers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 01, 2021 04:52 PM (yQpMk) A throwdown cell phone? Posted by: Oldcat at May 01, 2021 07:53 PM (eoQWY) 403
Do you allow your pets to lie on your bed?
You probabaly wash your bed spreads all the time. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 01, 2021 05:39 PM (3cHMA) My cats always tell the truth on my bed. But aside from the boss lady, most of them don't come up on it, sleeping on cat trees nearby or on top of shelves. Posted by: Oldcat at May 01, 2021 07:59 PM (eoQWY) 404
Fk Pence and his phony shtick. He's just another scumbag politician in the mold of Mittens. He has shown his true colors and can't take that back.
Posted by: f'd at May 01, 2021 06:57 PM (Tnijr) Evangelicals especially should damn him - Trump was the best for them and he let in the Leftist death squad crew instead. Posted by: Oldcat at May 01, 2021 08:01 PM (eoQWY) 405
Given it is Saturday, um no.
Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 07:00 PM (Ojki1) What? So I can't tell what day it is. Tell me you've never felt like you lost a day. With no alcohol involved. *hangs head in shame* Posted by: GWB at May 01, 2021 09:56 PM (2orQs) 406
signin in for tomorrow morn!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2021 10:09 PM (UHVv4) 407
Gaaaa! The first problem, I could only see bishop taking that rook. Guess why thats im terrible at ches.s
Posted by: Andrew at May 01, 2021 10:40 PM (zRR8c) 408
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