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Welcome to the Friday ONT. Here's a reminder: be like this guy.
Another flippin' remake
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 1, 2021
So they're remaking Ghost Rider with a Canadian in the title role. SMDH Comin' up on Father's Day here in a bit
Not all heroes wear capes
Gift idea
WTF?
USA! USA!
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 1, 2021
Product reviews say yes, you can shoot a fart
Community policing
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 1, 2021
It's the thought that counts
Everyone loves a good dunk
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Great tweets in history
Someone at NASA has a classical education
Good Gag
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 1, 2021
The guy on the right has a 1000 watt smile Our neighbor has a dog like this. He broadcasts about once a week
Life with AtC
Hoverboard at long last?
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 1, 2021
Is that his name, or his hobby?
You see, it's the slow knife... the knife that takes its time, the knife that waits years without forgetting, then slips quietly between the bones... that's the knife that cuts deepest.
It's her pose afterwards that sells it
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 1, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at April 30, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: JT at April 30, 2021 09:01 PM (arJlL)
g'evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 30, 2021 09:01 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2021 09:01 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Zettai at April 30, 2021 09:01 PM (2INXM)
Posted by: wing at April 30, 2021 09:02 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: mindful webworker and it's a sandwich if you want it at April 30, 2021 09:03 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2021 09:03 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sandy at April 30, 2021 09:03 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2021 09:04 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2021 09:05 PM (fLVm1)
It's all cool.
Good evening to all you crazy ONTers....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2021 09:06 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2021 09:07 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2021 09:07 PM (sFPHo)
I know, I know
It's serious
Did it accidentally run over a skater? Whence the red smear?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at April 30, 2021 09:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: wing at April 30, 2021 09:08 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2021 09:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker and some say the world will end in fire and ice at April 30, 2021 09:08 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: DB- just DB at April 30, 2021 09:09 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 30, 2021 09:10 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 30, 2021 09:10 PM (t+qrx)
Complete evil bitch.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 30, 2021 09:10 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2021 09:10 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 30, 2021 09:10 PM (k/TB6)
Temba, checking his watch.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 30, 2021 09:10 PM (t+qrx)
Cheap to make indexed to capability and in extremes nigh disposable.
The Sherman was beloved by the soviet crews who got them because they had fewer transmission issues than the T-34 and had much better gun control.
America used to understand war economics.
Posted by: sven at April 30, 2021 09:11 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Jordan61, still in her 40's at April 30, 2021 09:11 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2021 09:04 PM (Rvt8
...yeah I am going to have to ask for evidence on this one.
Posted by: Bete at April 30, 2021 09:11 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2021 09:11 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: CppThis at April 30, 2021 09:12 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 30, 2021 09:10 PM (t+qrx)
Making up printer time after said printer was down for 3 days. But its Friday.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 30, 2021 09:12 PM (k/TB6)
The sherman was lighter back in the day because it lacked the six secret policemen to watch the crew.
NewAmerica will take care of that oversight.
Posted by: sven at April 30, 2021 09:12 PM (Lzpvj)
Which in retrospect wasn't as bad a thing as it seemed at the time.
Posted by: Bete at April 30, 2021 09:12 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 30, 2021 09:12 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 30, 2021 09:13 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 30, 2021 09:13 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2021 09:13 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: sven
As you said, used to.
See Zumwalt-class destroyers.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2021 09:13 PM (Rvt88)
Yes it is horrible, I think Urkle 2012 was what convinced the US civil service it was the democrat party police state in waiting.
Posted by: sven at April 30, 2021 09:14 PM (Lzpvj)
All that said, if a German 88 was opening on my position, I'd definitely want to be inside a T-34.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 30, 2021 09:14 PM (pxDdN)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2021 09:15 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at April 30, 2021 09:15 PM (sDcIw)
Which in retrospect wasn't as bad a thing as it seemed at the time.
Posted by: Bete
Am I nothing to you? And while my funeral flowers are yet to wilt.
Posted by: McCain '08 at April 30, 2021 09:15 PM (3TiHd)
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 30, 2021 09:16 PM (nxdel)
https://tinyurl.com/3wtrwu4y
https://tinyurl.com/4en6smk7
https://tinyurl.com/472k6vj8
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Posted by: kbdabear at April 30, 2021 09:17 PM (qAR6u)
Juan your flowers are made of plastic and sh*t....mostly sh*t.
Posted by: sven at April 30, 2021 09:17 PM (Lzpvj)
Read the content.
Re: The comic strip at the end...Tatsuya Ishida is a lefty feminist retard. That comic isnt meant to be funny, he's really celebrating the decline of Western Civilization. Fuck that guy especially.
Posted by: Robert at April 30, 2021 09:18 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 30, 2021 09:14 PM (pxDdN)
For the angled front armor, but for popping Tigers, give me a Sherman Firefly.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 30, 2021 09:18 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at April 30, 2021 09:19 PM (sDcIw)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 30, 2021 09:19 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at April 30, 2021 09:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Either leaking fuel or hydraulic fluid...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 30, 2021 09:19 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 30, 2021 09:20 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 30, 2021 09:20 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Robert at April 30, 2021 09:20 PM (1Yy3c)
https://tinyurl.com/447533vs
https://tinyurl.com/n3x9p66n
https://tinyurl.com/c5mvyxvk
https://tinyurl.com/u3swpjm
https://tinyurl.com/ff8fs6j
Posted by: kbdabear at April 30, 2021 09:20 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 30, 2021 09:20 PM (acnx4)
Posted by: skywch at April 30, 2021 09:20 PM (Y/Ps0)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 30, 2021 09:10 PM (t+qrx)
Making up printer time after said printer was down for 3 days. But its Friday.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 30, 2021 09:12 PM (k/TB6)
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Shaka, the printer jammed
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 30, 2021 09:21 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Zettai at April 30, 2021 09:21 PM (2INXM)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 30, 2021 09:20 PM (mdjgu)
The opening act won't get the hint.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 30, 2021 09:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: The Neon Madman at April 30, 2021 09:21 PM (KSXRc)
I know I'll miss him. Don't know about Charleen, Carleen, Darlene and the rest of the eens...I'm sure they'll miss those Newports...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2021 09:21 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 30, 2021 09:20 PM (Q9lwr)
No. I think Hot Dig Vendor should be able to buy a bazooka.
Posted by: Robert, libertarian to the core at April 30, 2021 09:22 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Robert at April 30, 2021 09:18 PM (1Yy3c)
I didn't read it as a celebration, but then again, I'm not sure there is a line between satire and reality anymore. Who knows.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 30, 2021 09:22 PM (pxDdN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 30, 2021 09:20 PM (Q9lwr)
I'm going to say that a good number of people will say no.
Not because of his record, but because he has a ketchup bottle on the cart.
Probably uses Maple Syrup on French Toast as well.
Posted by: Bete at April 30, 2021 09:23 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I think it was Lee Iaccoca, not sure, who said that immigrants would open hot dog stands because it was a cheap way to own your own business/restaurant.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2021 09:23 PM (+lVUW)
I assure you he can, now whether he fills out a 4473 or not is another matter.
Posted by: sven at April 30, 2021 09:23 PM (Lzpvj)
Congratulations to you both!
You done good.
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at April 30, 2021 09:19 PM (sDcIw)
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Well, thank you, but I had little to do with it. Kid comes from good stock.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 30, 2021 09:23 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2021 09:23 PM (u82oZ)
God, you people are dumb. I've been against mask mandates since the start. I've opposed them vocally. We should tell people it is safe to unmask if you are vaccinated because it is TRUE, and also because it encourages people to vaccinate.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 30, 2021 09:24 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 30, 2021 09:24 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2021 09:24 PM (hVphO)
Posted by: redchief at April 30, 2021 09:24 PM (Kab4E)
God, you people are dumb. I've been against mask mandates since the start. I've opposed them vocally. We should tell people it is safe to unmask if you are vaccinated because it is TRUE, and also because it encourages people to vaccinate.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 30, 2021 09:24 PM (ybIRR)
Wearing or not wearing masks isn't binary, right Ben?
Posted by: Bete at April 30, 2021 09:26 PM (Ojki1)
Lil Benny, less resolute than Fauci and just as charming.
Posted by: sven at April 30, 2021 09:27 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2021 09:27 PM (sFPHo)
Unless I joined Buzzion, TJM and Sven and missed it.
Posted by: Bete at April 30, 2021 09:27 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Riff Raff at April 30, 2021 09:28 PM (QhuEl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at April 30, 2021 09:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Ever see the pic of the children's hospital that decided painting a red smear on the floor of a hallway was a good idea?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 30, 2021 09:29 PM (CAJOC)
Which in retrospect wasn't as bad a thing as it seemed at the time.
Posted by: Bete
Am I nothing to you? And while my funeral flowers are yet to wilt.
Posted by: McCain '08
Doesn't take a degree in psychology to figure out why those two losers hated Trump so much. They're the prom queens who lost. Romney with the great hair being shown up by Trump of the yellow hair just makes it all the sweeter.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2021 09:29 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Riff Raff at April 30, 2021 09:28 PM (QhuEl)
Heard him say he was going home.
Posted by: Bete at April 30, 2021 09:29 PM (Ojki1)
Well the past few months a cluster seems to be building just south of that quake, but this time it is 30km deep (or so,) so much closer to the coast. I have no idea but I think that is not as bad.
I really don't know what it all means, but I get the heebie jeebies now when I feel a shake.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 30, 2021 09:30 PM (3TiHd)
where is that last cartoon panel from?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 30, 2021 09:31 PM (GBZnB)
Posted by: Riff Raff at April 30, 2021 09:28 PM (QhuEl)
I told you, check's in the mail. Now fuck off and quit bothering me.
Posted by: Frank N. Furter, catching up on payments at April 30, 2021 09:31 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 30, 2021 09:31 PM (GBZnB)
Sinfest.
Posted by: Frank N. Furter, catching up on payments at April 30, 2021 09:32 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 30, 2021 09:33 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2021 09:35 PM (hVphO)
Posted by: Adriane the Scots w' Wallace Critic ... at April 30, 2021 09:35 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 30, 2021 09:30 PM (3TiHd)
https://youtu.be/zWgByiPUqN8
Posted by: Robert at April 30, 2021 09:36 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Bete
Yeah, everybody knows you're supposed to use Mrs. Butterworth's pancake syrup on your French toast. *ducks and runs
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2021 09:37 PM (+lVUW)
Thank you! I can't believe it but I'm only 2 sales away from 800! Seems like yesterday I was telling everyone I was only a few sales away from 700. You all are the best and I'm forever grateful. I have a show tomorrow so fingers crossed it's a good one. It feels good to be back in saddle but I can tell a year made a huge difference. I'm wayyyy more tired than I used to be.
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 30, 2021 09:37 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 30, 2021 09:37 PM (4Oe2V)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 30, 2021 09:37 PM (acnx4)
Posted by: Adriane the Scots w' Wallace Critic ... at April 30, 2021 09:35 PM (okV1R)
Man is not meant to be happy. Man is meant to suffer.
Posted by: Robert at April 30, 2021 09:40 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Robert
This is not funny. It needs better resolution to be funny.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 30, 2021 09:41 PM (3TiHd)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2021 09:37 PM (+lVUW)
Canceled!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Leftist with a 12 inch dildo in his ass at April 30, 2021 09:41 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: OMG LOL at April 30, 2021 09:43 PM (U9/k4)
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 30, 2021 09:45 PM (nxdel)
Going back to 1. Maccabees.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 30, 2021 09:45 PM (4Oe2V)
Posted by: Robert
I'm dying of happiness!!!
I canna take any more ...
Posted by: Montgomery Scott Blowing Beautiful Android Little Minds ... at April 30, 2021 09:47 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2021 09:47 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Robert at April 30, 2021 09:40 PM (1Yy3c)
Construction Worker: Youse guys, get a load of Claudius Maximus over heyre.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 30, 2021 09:48 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 30, 2021 09:49 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Corona-exile_back_in_exile at April 30, 2021 09:49 PM (O0QMT)
The most likely event will see any debris surviving the intense heat of reentry falling into the oceans or uninhabited areas, but the risk remains of damage to people or property.
https://spacenews.com/
huge-rocket-looks-set-for-uncontrolled
-reentry-following-chinese
-space-station-launch/
Posted by: Montgomery Scott Blowing Beautiful Android Little Minds ... at April 30, 2021 09:50 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: ChiCom Fuckups at April 30, 2021 09:51 PM (1Yy3c)
I finally responded to your e-mail. Sorry for the delay
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2021 09:52 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 30, 2021 09:52 PM (xPl2J)
Log cabin.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 30, 2021 09:53 PM (CX3cf)
I canna take any more ...
Posted by: Montgomery Scott Blowing Beautiful Android Little Minds ... at April 30, 2021 09:47 PM (okV1R)
Life is killing me.
https://youtu.be/GWzmvQmjqss
Posted by: Peter Steele, not ready to come out of hiding just yet at April 30, 2021 09:54 PM (1Yy3c)
Skylab says "hold my beer".
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 30, 2021 09:55 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: OMG LOL at April 30, 2021 09:43 PM (U9/k4)
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It's right there, in the name.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 30, 2021 09:57 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: OMG LOL at April 30, 2021 09:43 PM (U9/k4)
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It's right there, in the name.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 30, 2021 09:57 PM (CAJOC)
Hey, asshole, that's my line!
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at April 30, 2021 09:58 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 30, 2021 09:59 PM (vuisn)
The Long March 5B rocket motor core weighs an estimated 21 tonnes and 20% to 40% of that mass is expected to survive re-entry...
Posted by: Zettai at April 30, 2021 09:59 PM (2INXM)
US/Soviet tanks: non-optimal but easy to build tanks rolling off the assembly line.
German tanks: superb tanks crafted in workshops.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2021 10:00 PM (mht8P)
I can probably still sing 90% of the K-Tel Looney Tunes album from 1976. Whenever I get a good cold, I'll give "Along Came Jones" a decent effort.
Posted by: Downcast at April 30, 2021 10:01 PM (JjMWb)
This is the correct answer. He should go back to the pen for that.
I mentioned this earlier. Basecamp, which makes pretty-good project management software (at least it was pretty good the last time I used it, some years ago) has instituted a new "no woke bullshit on company time" rule.
1/3 of their employees have quit.
I wish they were a public company, because I'd be buying the HELL out of that stock right now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 10:01 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 30, 2021 09:59 PM (vuisn)
You no want see my Dong?
Posted by: Kim Jong-Un at April 30, 2021 10:02 PM (1Yy3c)
Yeah, German stuff always has some guy named Manfred or Florian polishing every square millimeter of the surface using a jeweler's loupe.
It's pretty, but sometimes you just need to crank out big and ugly in a hurry. War is one of those times.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 10:03 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2021 10:04 PM (l6b3d)
Received another lovely purchase from Jewels today
If you haven't shopped there you are missing out. Jewels...you should check out Helen's Page through instapundit. Patriots selling to patriots
Watching Avalanche. Finally found a website to get around the Altitude ban on Xfinity
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 30, 2021 10:04 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 30, 2021 10:04 PM (acnx4)
You have to have a fucking government permit to paint somebody's nails nowadays.
You want to make it possible for poor people to better themselves? Start by getting rid of that bullshit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 10:06 PM (JZT2F)
Gotta wonder just how employable you’re going to be with Basecamp as your last job and a resignation date of now. It’s pretty much a neon sign yelling “I’m going to produce far more trouble than product.”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 30, 2021 10:06 PM (CX3cf)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at April 30, 2021 10:07 PM (K7cZK)
Ssssshhhh.... never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 10:07 PM (JZT2F)
https://www.heavens-above.com/
http://www.satobs.org/
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2021 10:08 PM (3H9h1)
You want to make it possible for poor people to better themselves? Start by getting rid of that bullshit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
All those government regulations, etc. help large corporations and businesses get rid of competition from the little guy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2021 10:08 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 30, 2021 10:09 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2021 10:10 PM (v9rtm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 10:06 PM (JZT2F)
Pppppffffftttt HAHAHAHAHAHA
*Pounds desk*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Wipes tears from eyes*
Aaaahhhhhh hehehe...that was a good one.
Know any good dick jokes?
Posted by: Your Leftist Overlords at April 30, 2021 10:10 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Javems at April 30, 2021 10:10 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2021 09:21
How did I miss this, where is he headed?
Did ya'll see the clip of Slo Joe trying to find his mask before he gives a speech? It's hysterical and sad at the same time. I'm sure other world leaders are worried about dealing w/ Joe, "I'm gonna get in trouble"
Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2021 10:11 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: gp at April 30, 2021 10:11 PM (qpX6U)
Yep, regulatory capture.
If it costs $100 million to comply with the government paperwork to start a new cell phone provider, no one without $100 million to waste is going to go into the business.
It's pocket change for AT&T, but for some guy who might want to set up a few cell towers in his small town, it's a deal-breaker.
Same thing if you need $50,000 in stainless steel shit to start a restaurant.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 10:11 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2021 10:11 PM (l6b3d)
I'm sure it's just doing a deorbit burn to land on its launch pad so it can be reused ...
... oh, wait, the ChiComs haven't infiltrated SpaceX and made off with that particular bit of American know-how yet?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 30, 2021 10:12 PM (Agr8U)
BIPOC are exempt from permit requirements now.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2021 10:13 PM (KAi1n)
No one likes to work in an environment where someone might suddenly decide that the color of your car makes you a "white supremacist" or whatever.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 10:13 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 30, 2021 10:15 PM (sd8p8)
Number of T34 tanks built: 60000 in WW II
Number of Sherman tanks built: 50000
Number of Panther tanks built: 6000
Number of Tiger I and II tanks built: 2000
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2021 10:16 PM (mht8P)
Yeah, German stuff always has some guy named Manfred or Florian polishing every square millimeter of the surface using a jeweler's loupe.
It's pretty, but sometimes you just need to crank out big and ugly in a hurry. War is one of those times.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 10:03 PM (JZT2F)
That works only if you have enough population to provide enough crews for all that quick, big, ugly.
Germany didn't.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 30, 2021 10:17 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 30, 2021 10:12 PM (Agr8U)
Don't worry, the Feds are going after SpaceX for being rassist against furriners because they actually followed the Feds own ITAR rules about not hiring non-US residents.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 30, 2021 10:18 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 30, 2021 10:19 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 10:19 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 10:01 PM (JZT2F)
Just subscribed to their careers page. I might vote with my feet and go there.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 30, 2021 10:19 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Robert at April 30, 2021 10:19 PM (1Yy3c)
All these hotties are yours except Europa. Attempt no humping there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 30, 2021 10:22 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Robert at April 30, 2021 10:22 PM (1Yy3c)
I expect this will be a two-fold win for the company. First by getting rid of the Woko Haram, and second that the Woko Haram screeching is making everyone who's sick of their shit aware that Basecamp doesn't tolerate it.
And boy, are they screeching.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 10:23 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: The Neon Madman at April 30, 2021 10:25 PM (KSXRc)
Number of Sherman tanks built: 50000
Number of Panther tanks built: 6000
Number of Tiger I and II tanks built: 2000
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2021 10:16 PM (mht8P)
That's part of the story. More of it is recovery and repair rates vs abandoned and total loss casualties. In other words, how long does a tank last until written off?
Reading the reports and figures on readiness rates for each side during different operations is interesting. Some Panzer Divisions had more operational tanks at the end of some Kursk engagements than at the beginning. Most had a pretty much steady state during the whole operation.
Most write-offs happened when a side lost control of the battlefield. Recovery of broken vehicles (friendly and enemy) often happened during the fight.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 30, 2021 10:26 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 30, 2021 10:26 PM (PUmDY)
Things are loosening especially with colorado being given th all star game. Working on what we can get from different venues. Hope you are doing well!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 30, 2021 10:27 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2021 09:21
Totally forgot - Bat Out of Hell is an awesome road trip song!
Posted by: InCali at April 30, 2021 10:27 PM (ov5G+)
In his "Normandy '44", British author James Holland addresses your tank issue vis-a-vis American, British, and German tanks. No T-34s, though.
Posted by: 11B40 at April 30, 2021 10:28 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 30, 2021 10:28 PM (3/XaG)
I said Bullshit. Why would we need to pay someone to go find more Mexicans when they are showing up at our border in droves.
He bet me twenty bucks.
Turns out, I owe him twenty bucks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2021 10:28 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Robert at April 30, 2021 10:29 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2021 10:29 PM (Rvt88)
I cannot follow current events, save for what it instructs me to avoid doing due to risk of state action. I am about to withdraw, further. And our wonderful Guv. Kate Brown is locking us down again, for three weeks... Ugh
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at April 30, 2021 10:30 PM (gWAUD)
Posted by: pawn at April 30, 2021 10:31 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: Betty at April 30, 2021 10:31 PM (/QabR)
I'm sure they had the (very recent, at that time) example of the British Empire in the back of their minds.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 10:31 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: The Neon Madman at April 30, 2021 10:25 PM (KSXRc)
It's Friday night. This is usually the time of the week when normal people go out and socialize, have a good time, drink and get laid.
Then there's the rest of us..
Posted by: Robert at April 30, 2021 10:32 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 30, 2021 10:32 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Betty
Of course Betty - prayers for all of our young folks and especially your lost friends and their families.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2021 10:33 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: JROD at April 30, 2021 10:34 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 30, 2021 10:34 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2021 10:34 PM (pAjZN)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 30, 2021 10:35 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Delaware County OH - 7 day rolling average - cases - 23, deaths - zero.
Still locked down. You're asshoe DeWine!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2021 10:36 PM (Rvt88)
May your friends (families) be Blessed with Peace and Strength at this terrible time ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at April 30, 2021 10:38 PM (okV1R)
She would make is special when I came home to visit from college.
I had the recipe for a while. I haven't made it in years.
Posted by: pawn at April 30, 2021 10:41 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 30, 2021 10:41 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 10:31 PM (JZT2F)
Ah, but mostly (and take into account life was generally all around rougher and more violence based) the British Empire was based on shipping and trading and making deals with the locals (admittedly rigged in favor of the British to an extent). Usually not based on the English Army stomping everyone endlessly into submission. Not enough English for that, either.
Posted by: azjaeger at April 30, 2021 10:43 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 30, 2021 10:32 PM (sd8p
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Sounds like it's time for a road trip.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2021 10:43 PM (SWrii)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2021 10:44 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2021 10:45 PM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 30, 2021 10:47 PM (Oy2Ew)
No. No, that did not happen in any universe of any dimension. No.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2021 10:34
My initial reaction was...how stupid is the kid, but then quickly came to the conclusion people will post any stupid thing for attention. Either she made this up or her kid is a retard.
Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2021 10:49 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Betty at April 30, 2021 10:31 PM (/QabR)
Of course. So very sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 30, 2021 10:51 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Betty at April 30, 2021 10:31
Prayers up from here.
Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2021 10:53 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2021 10:53 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 30, 2021 10:56 PM (KATBx)
She would make is special when I came home to visit from college.
I had the recipe for a while. I haven't made it in years.
Posted by: pawn at April 30, 2021 10:41 PM (Cfk8j)
you just thought it was good because she used Psilocybin.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2021 11:01 PM (bxPTJ)
Jon Voight on The origins of 'WOKE' Hollywood
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=UVbm0-vmj5Y
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 30, 2021 11:01 PM (Oy2Ew)
Yeah, Fridays are slow. But what does that say for those of us who are hanging out? Somebody's not getting loaded and laid...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2021 11:01 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2021 11:02 PM (gtatv)
I've just read that five-sided nuthouse has denied a parking permit for "Rolling to Remember" (fka Rolling Thunder) as they'd done for the past 32 years...
*smh...
Posted by: Zettai at April 30, 2021 11:02 PM (2INXM)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2021 11:01 PM (sFPHo)
well I'm just winding down after having been on the road 12 hours today. (round trip to fort worth, with lots of stops there) so I'll be off to bed shortly!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2021 11:03 PM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2021 11:03 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2021 11:04 PM (+kxsn)
Posted by: Robert at April 30, 2021 11:05 PM (1Yy3c)
But it has been windy, so not burning man festival in AZ just yet.
Posted by: Adriane the Friday Night Critic ... at April 30, 2021 11:08 PM (okV1R)
But it has been windy, so not burning man festival in AZ just yet.
Probably for the best, I have no idea where to get peyote.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 30, 2021 11:11 PM (SchxB)
But it has been windy, so not burning man festival in AZ just yet.
Posted by: Adriane the Friday Night Critic ... at April 30, 2021 11:08 PM
Are you talking drug-fuelled debauchery or vegetation management here, because it really, really makes a difference??
Posted by: Zettai at April 30, 2021 11:12 PM (2INXM)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2021 11:01 PM (sFPHo)
Well, I for one am loaded, and laid comes later, and then hot tub. Fridays are mostly best nekkid.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2021 11:13 PM (4LwIn)
Posted by: Zettai
It's possible to combine the two, innit? Or have I been doing it wrong all these years?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 11:13 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2021 11:13 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 30, 2021 11:14 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Robert at April 30, 2021 11:14 PM (1Yy3c)
But it has been windy, so not burning man festival in AZ just yet.
Posted by: Adriane the Friday Night Critic
Glad you're waiting for a calm period to enjoy your week flambe!
I carry a 5gal bottle in one hand and operate the torch with the other.
Very satisfying!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2021 11:15 PM (gtatv)
Yeah, same here. We needed it, though. All the winter crap is drying up and blowing around now that the snow has melted. I was pretty wheezy before we got the rain. Better now.
I figure it'll be dry enough to do some stuff in the yard tomorrow, or certainly Sunday.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 11:15 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2021 11:16 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: Adriane the Friday Night Critic ... at April 30, 2021 11:08 PM (okV1R)
Party at Adriane's!
Posted by: Robert at April 30, 2021 11:16 PM (1Yy3c)
This is not going to be a banner year.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2021 11:16 PM (4LwIn)
Can't you just go find that stuff in AZ? I mean, it just grows in the desert, right?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 11:16 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 11:17 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 11:15 PM (JZT2F)
It's still freezing at night. Making me nuts. I need to get these plants outdoors, but I don't dare. Where the hell is my global warming when I need it?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2021 11:17 PM (4LwIn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals.
Follow a coyote that just drank a lot of water ???
Posted by: Adriane the Friday Night Critic ... at April 30, 2021 11:19 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2021 11:19 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy
I suspect more morons have been released from Wuhan virus isolation, so the bars are full.
Drove by a place at 6:30 that has outside seating and misters (warm day here). It was completely packed and people were waiting to get in.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2021 11:19 PM (gtatv)
Right. We're supposed to have a hard frost tomorrow night.
Not much has come up here yet. Not even the rhubarb, which is usually one of the first thing.
The wild roses are budding, but those things are tough.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2021 11:19 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 30, 2021 11:20 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Zettai at April 30, 2021 11:20 PM (2INXM)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2021 11:20 PM (+kxsn)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
You have to know where to look and you have know what it looks like.
I know what it looks like and have never seen it.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2021 11:20 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 30, 2021 11:22 PM (Oy2Ew)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Ouch, yeah, prayers for you and yours.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2021 11:22 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2021 11:22 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2021 11:19 PM (gtatv)
Oh, yeah, same here in Central Ohio. I used to drive for both Uber and Lyft until Xi's gift arrived, and I got texts from both companies this week promising all sorts of financial incentives for getting back on the road.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 30, 2021 11:23 PM (Agr8U)
A cruel fate it is indeed to spend the first half of one's life losing one's mind, and wandering about the second half trying to find it again...
Posted by: Zettai at April 30, 2021 11:24 PM (2INXM)
Inslee is about to send most of Washington state back to phase two.
We won't open up for another year. If that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2021 11:24 PM (U2p+3)
In addition, the older you become, the smarter they get.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 30, 2021 11:25 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy
Yeah, they're having a rough time attracting works while the UBI is so good.
The food delivery people are advertising on TV here.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2021 11:25 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2021 10:45 PM (bxPTJ)
That must be nice. Our county will most likely be sent back to Phase 2 next week. Our mayor said she is going to launch "an aggressive vaccination campaign." I haven't seen a maskless person here in months. I am really fucking sick of this.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2021 11:26 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: ArthurK at April 30, 2021 11:26 PM (kagHD)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2021 11:27 PM (+kxsn)
The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z and I have a bet: If we're still wearing masks in public here in our AO as of 25 APR 2022, I win one (1) US dollar...
Posted by: Zettai at April 30, 2021 11:28 PM (2INXM)
https://youtu.be/xedrQ2q74w4
Sure, they probably did 671 takes to finally get it right and on camera, but the end result can't be argued with.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2021 11:28 PM (0bGEp)
Posted by: nurse ratched
___
This life, in this world, has an ending.
Those of us who follow Christ are just passing through this world.
Only those without Jesus believe this life is all there is.
Those of us in Christ will meet again.
Posted by: SMH at April 30, 2021 11:28 PM (Fdh9S)
I wish I could blame booze for it; but, it's probably posture related (lounging while typing left over from software development years).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2021 11:29 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 30, 2021 11:30 PM (/UQ/R)
There's a fun run here in the morning, but it's tied to Cinco de Drinko.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 30, 2021 11:31 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at April 30, 2021 11:32 PM (Kc8Wi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 30, 2021 11:31 PM
*snort*
Posted by: Zettai at April 30, 2021 11:33 PM (2INXM)
Posted by: SMH at April 30, 2021 11:28 PM (Fdh9S)
My parents are both staunch atheists. I doubt I will see them again in the afterlife, but perhaps from afar.
Would be easier to let go if I knew they were going somewhere nice. I shall rely upon God's mercy rather than His judgment. No other way out.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2021 11:33 PM (4LwIn)
Kenneth Hume Mods and Rockers 1965
Mick Fleetwood with lots of makeup, for starters.
Posted by: klaftern at April 30, 2021 11:33 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: vrf at April 30, 2021 11:33 PM (ikEuE)
Posted by: vrf at April 30, 2021 11:33 PM (ikEuE)
"I went down to the local arena...."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2021 11:35 PM (4LwIn)
tcn - may your parents be Blessed with Peace and Love at this frightening time ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at April 30, 2021 11:35 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 30, 2021 11:37 PM (bTQ72)
The Kickstarter for AnimEigo's re-mastering of MADOX-01: Metal Skin Panic went live this evening and in 45 minutes reached the original goal of $50,000.
And of course most of the super cool rewards are already gone save a few for $2,500. But the $60 tier still has a few slots left.
https://tinyurl.com/29ta3bju
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2021 11:38 PM (BIjAL)
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EU, with hands on hips, sticks out lower lip and pouts.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2021 11:38 PM (+kxsn)
Posted by: SMH at April 30, 2021 11:38 PM (Fdh9S)
I was stunned to hear today that the defund-the-police movement is believed by some to be a Trojan horse for the establishment of a national police force...
Posted by: Zettai at April 30, 2021 11:40 PM (2INXM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2021 11:40 PM (BIjAL)
Posted by: Zettai at April 30, 2021 11:40 PM (2INXM)
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They don't call Obama slick for nothing.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2021 11:41 PM (+kxsn)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2021 11:41 PM (4LwIn)
"AnimEigo"? Oddly, I might know what that means, as "Eigo" is "English" in the Nipponese tongue...
Posted by: Zettai at April 30, 2021 11:42 PM (2INXM)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2021 11:42 PM (0bGEp)
There could be another purpose?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 30, 2021 11:43 PM (SchxB)
smuggle up snuggle up
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2021 11:43 PM (+kxsn)
Posted by: ArthurK
Yep. 88mm shells flying your way as you advance is no picnic.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2021 11:45 PM (0bGEp)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 30, 2021 11:43 PM
Well, it didn't occur to me before, but it does seem rather obvious that this is the real intention now that it's mentioned...
Posted by: Zettai at April 30, 2021 11:46 PM (2INXM)
Think Eisenhower did too.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2021 11:46 PM (+kxsn)
Three-fold. The woke tards will get jobs at competing companies.
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 30, 2021 11:46 PM (Nf02l)
Posted by: Braenyard
Quit picking on them!
They're just polygamists!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2021 11:48 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Braenyard
Quit picking on them!
They're just polygamists!
Five women and 86 men sounds more like polyandry, but your point is made. Carry on.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 30, 2021 11:50 PM (SchxB)
smuggle up snuggle up
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2021 11:43 PM
One wonders if a German porno was being filmed there...
Posted by: Zettai at April 30, 2021 11:51 PM (2INXM)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Let's put them up in hotels!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2021 11:51 PM (CTJwJ)
The big shocker is that they are going to investigate it as ...... human trafficing
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2021 11:52 PM (+kxsn)
still rember the story about a girl who had ot do 28 blow jobs before lunch as a catel sex slave.
but hey, illegal immigration is good doe the democrasts
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 30, 2021 11:56 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2021 11:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 30, 2021 11:58 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2021 11:58 PM (ufFY
I hate those commercials. Is everyone on a Peloton named Peloton? So stupid.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2021 12:02 AM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Jean at May 01, 2021 12:04 AM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2021 12:05 AM (BIjAL)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 12:05 AM (bTQ72)
The problems with the M113 weren't about its fuel, but that it was constructed of inflammable aluminium!
Posted by: Zettai at May 01, 2021 12:06 AM (2INXM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals.
Social Worker & Diversity Specialist Full Employment Act ???
Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic... at May 01, 2021 12:06 AM (okV1R)
Think Eisenhower did too.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2021 11:46 PM (+kxsn)
Yes, but only needing one type of fuel for tanks, trucks, and jeeps, made logistics WAYYYY easier.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2021 12:06 AM (oHd/0)
The Marshal Tucker Band rock music??
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 12:07 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2021 12:08 AM (BIjAL)
Posted by: Zettai
Our company is "spread out all over the world". So yeah, International Labor Day is being celebrated in Viet Nam, India, the Philippines, Sri Lanka, China (natch!) and a bunch of other places.
Viet Nam also just celebrated "unification day", meaning the end of the Viet Nam "civil war' (what we referred to as the Viet Nam War), where da North (with Soviet Arms) invaded and conquered the South, and began "re-education". Viet Nam has actually changed a lot since then, and is not nearly as harsh a dictatorship as was imagined it would become and remain.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2021 12:08 AM (tjZg/)
Bad cop update:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9530817/
I don't know if any of you have been following that story about two Loveland, CO cops who dislocated the shoulder and broke the arm of some frail 70-something woman with dementia. She had walked out of Walmat with stuff she hadn't paid for.
They get the stuff back and let her go, and these two cops come and arrest her. Any fool could've seen that woman wasn't right in the head. She also had sensory aphasia, which meant she didn't process hearing too well.
Turns out the two cops, male and female, were lovers and shacked up.
Those two and a third cop have resigned now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2021 12:08 AM (Mzdiz)
The upgraded engines on the newer M113's allowed the vehicle to go from zero to stuck in a fraction of the time of the older marques...
Posted by: Zettai at May 01, 2021 12:09 AM (2INXM)
The Taliban is not laughing. They are saying the US has reneged on the deal to leave by 1 May so they are planning to resume the attacks.
That is some real 'smart' diplomacy there Joey.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2021 12:11 AM (BIjAL)
Posted by: Romeo13
I think at the time, the US did not have the production of diesel engines that would have made a WWII era tank desirable. We did make a lot of gasoline engines, which made building M3's, M4's, M5's and M7's (and later M10's and M18's) and M24's mass produced. If the war had gone on longer, we would have seen a lot more of M-26 Pershings, which would have been more than a match for Mark V "Panthers" and would have been gunned up enough for Tiger 1's.
The diesel that powered T-34's broke down a lot. It was not unknown for them to go into battle with "spare" engine strapped to the back of the tank.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2021 12:13 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 12:13 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2021 12:15 AM (SvZoM)
I'd read that the T-34 commander directed the driver by tapping on the driver's shoulders with his feet...
Posted by: Zettai at May 01, 2021 12:15 AM (2INXM)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 12:17 AM (bTQ72)
I just listened to the original album that has the much-ridiculed hit song "Sometimes When We Touch" on it, which is called Longer Fuse, by Dan Hill. Came out in 1977.
Ooh boy. When you look up the phrase "crazy over-earnest" in the dictionary, there should be a picture of Dan.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2021 12:25 AM (SvZoM)
Just looked him up on Wiki. He didn't do too poorly for himself. He later became a writer and producer for Celine Dion, among others. He also apparently had at least a tiny bit of testosterone as Wiki says he contributed a song to the First Blood soundtrack.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 12:26 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 01, 2021 12:27 AM (SchxB)
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The M4A2 (with twin Detroit 671s), used in the PTO, begs to differ.
Pony up the cash and see for yourself: drivetanks.com
Posted by: lurk at May 01, 2021 12:27 AM (MIODZ)
She lived up to her name, which is sort of ironic.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 01, 2021 12:28 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)
Holy hell, that is so weird. I've had that song stuck in my head for a couple of days now.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2021 12:29 AM (s9fsa)
Close your eyes and cry.
It won't go away.
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2021 12:31 AM (SvZoM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 12:31 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 12:32 AM (L2ZTs)
Damn. Oldness.
That said. Crazy good shows. So many hot chicks.
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2021 12:32 AM (SvZoM)
Also. Getting drunk on some hard seltzer someone left in my fridge after the last pin party.
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2021 12:34 AM (SvZoM)
Neds Atomic Dustbin for the win
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 12:36 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Zettai at May 01, 2021 12:36 AM (2INXM)
Posted by: Zettai at May 01, 2021 12:36 AM (2INXM)
What the hell?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2021 12:38 AM (s9fsa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 12:39 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2021 12:39 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2021 12:34 AM (SvZoM)
What's a pin party?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2021 12:39 AM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Riff Raff at April 30, 2021 09:28 PM (QhuEl)
Are you waiting with An-ti-ci......PAY-tion?
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 01, 2021 12:39 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2021 12:39 AM
ah, a bold move
now stand back for some facts .....
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 12:41 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2021 12:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 12:41 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 12:41 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 12:42 AM (L2ZTs)
Pinball. Bunch of geeks and their wives/girlfriends come over to flip on my machines every few weeks.
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2021 12:42 AM (+1Uhz)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 12:43 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Zettai at May 01, 2021 12:06 AM (2INXM)
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aluminum/magnesium alloy, and the original variant was gas powered. they went to diesel in the A1, but there were several problems with that: 1. the fuel was used to cool the injectors, so it got warmer, thus more flammable. 2. MOGAS and DF-2 routinely got cross contaminated, lowering the flash point (ask me how i know). 3 the hull was still aluminum/magnesium, with ammo, explosives, etc, inside. and the fuel tank was INSIDE until the A3 version.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 01, 2021 12:43 AM (v9rtm)
Posted by: Zettai at May 01, 2021 12:44 AM (2INXM)
Then her kid (not sure if son or daughter) got sick, she had to give away her career to take care of them, they died anyway, and she basically went crazy.
She's now "Cidny" Bullens. Sigh.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 12:44 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SFGoth
The Mk 3 and early Mk4's were equipped with the low velocity 50 mm gun. I have a book by a German panzer general who remarked "This went a long way toward losing the war for Germany"
Later, the Mk4 "specials" were equipped with the much superior 76 mm high velocity gun, and heavier front armor mantle (the same gun as the Mk 5 "Panther"), but it did make the tank (Mk4) unbalanced (bow heavy) and slower.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ...meticulous weirdo at May 01, 2021 12:44 AM (tjZg/)
Another thing I wonder about is what effect not embarking on the ill-fated London Blitz and Battle of Britain would've had on Barbarossa. I don't have the #s, but Germany lost a staggering amount of aircraft and experienced pilots.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2021 12:45 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 12:45 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2021 12:42 AM (+1Uhz)
That sounds awesome! I wish I had a friend with a pinball machine.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2021 12:46 AM (s9fsa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 12:46 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2021 12:47 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2021 12:48 AM (+1Uhz)
has reneged on the deal to leave by 1 May so they are planning to resume
the attacks.
That is some real 'smart' diplomacy there Joey.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2021 12:11 AM (BIjAL)
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maybe they figure the new attacks with give them an excuse to stay there another 20 years? they are that evil, IMHO.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 01, 2021 12:48 AM (v9rtm)
who does that.
I cut my own har but space it out some soo my buzz cut seems digf
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 12:49 AM (bTQ72)
I don't know the kingdom that ZuckerBooger's wife belongs to, but Zuck himself is animal, and a reptilian.
Those eyes are some sort of contact lens and if you pop them out, you'd definitely see vertical slits there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2021 12:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 12:50 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SFGoth
I think Hitler expected Britain to knuckle under to the "terror" of bombing, etc. It was actually a pretty near run thing. If the Luftwaffe would have continued to concentrate on hitting RAF airfields and hitting radar stations, it all might have turned out differently.
And really, the German generals at the front of Barbarrossa were too timid. The Russians had nearly been run out of armor by October- November 1941, and if they (Wehrmacht) had actually driven an armored thrust directly at Moscow, the Soviets might have collapsed. Stalin was making plans to flee Moscow, and taking Moscow would have cut rail traffic in the USSR in half
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ...meticulous weirdo at May 01, 2021 12:51 AM (tjZg/)
You won't mock him after this. You might not LIKE him, but you won't mock him. He sang the shit out of the song, and you and me and us and them, just can't. Not even on your drunkest karaoke night.
https://tinyurl.com/62eb3njz
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, tX
Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2021 12:51 AM (QzJWU)
Maybe you should talk to Tommy. I understand he's kinda into those things.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 01, 2021 12:52 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 12:49 AM (bTQ72)
I am trying very hard to decipher this sentence but I'm pretty tired and not having much luck.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2021 12:53 AM (s9fsa)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 01, 2021 12:54 AM (v9rtm)
Posted by: raimondo at May 01, 2021 12:54 AM (oWqOJ)
The legend is that Harris was half in the bag when he recorded MacArthur Park in 1967. Webb says he had a huge bottle of (I think) J&B there in the studio with him.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 12:54 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai at May 01, 2021 12:55 AM (2INXM)
electricity ended 2 weeks after
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 12:55 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: SFGoth
Well, I have this book by Von Mellenthin, "Panzer Battles", and Alan Clark's classic "Barbarossa", to name two off the top of my head.
The quote about the low velocity 50 mm gun "going a long way to losing the war for Germany" came out of von Mellenthin's book.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ...meticulous weirdo at May 01, 2021 12:57 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Zettai at May 01, 2021 12:55 AM (2INXM)
Well I WAS ready to go to sleep...
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2021 12:58 AM (s9fsa)
'There's nothing like Hippy Hunting.'
...
'I bagged four that day!'
Posted by: GWAR Lyrics for ALL Occasions at May 01, 2021 12:59 AM (+1Uhz)
They were largely in the moment, superior, and so very quickly overcame with instantly more superior competitors. And, etc. What of the 2020s current Vundertankz, yah?
Leapord or UberKitten or ? What the fuck they got that's going to beat the current Russki or Abrams variants?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2021 12:59 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 01:00 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 01:07 AM (bTQ72)
I'm recovering from covid.
Let me know how to recover from old?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2021 01:12 AM (QzJWU)
cocaine?
maybe I old skool, but AOS was a 24h thing, could always check in an see what horde was up to
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 01:14 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 01, 2021 01:15 AM (v9rtm)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 01:16 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 01, 2021 01:18 AM (v9rtm)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2021 01:19 AM (KAi1n)
Miley was looking through the joke mail, and we got some local glossy add paper thing -- a bunch of local businesses advertise. Maybe pool their resources.
Anyway, one outfit was "Ethical Plumbing". That's their name. They had a picture of their crew, all lined up with their tools, trying to look cool and badass or something. They looked like a bunch of redneck mafia enforcer types.
One guy was a holding a sledgehammer. The other a sawzall with a big-ass blade. Another a plunger. They looked like cheap muscle for hire. Maybe they'd be willing to work against antifa or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2021 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)
Congrats to her! I hope she ends up being at the center of a salary bidding war.
As for the genius, he probably bailed because he found out actual work was involved.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 01, 2021 01:20 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2021 01:20 AM (KAi1n)
"joke mail" = "junk mail", but it works.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2021 01:21 AM (Mzdiz)
It will happen in Portland first.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 01, 2021 01:22 AM (SchxB)
I can't seem to do anything but get flat tires. Right front on my 3910, with the front-end loader is flat as a flitter.
I'm gonna have to break out the tire hammer tomorrow. I always think about John Henry with that hammer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2021 01:22 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 01, 2021 01:23 AM (v9rtm)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 01:25 AM (bTQ72)
Merge your Herself's Actual resume photo with that of Publius' Plumbers.
I'm thinking of a pic of a full auto Turkish Mossberg O/U in full gang pose, with photo shopped tatts and piercings.
The wimps won't know that a photoshopped belt fed O/U is a thing, right?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, T
Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2021 01:26 AM (QzJWU)
In the meantime, gonna call it a night. Thanks for the late-night chat tonight everyone.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 01:26 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2021 01:20 AM (KAi1n)
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AFV's require lots of upkeep, and can be dangerous to their operators...
(ask me how i know) the idea of those cretins getting access to them gives me the giggles, especially since i know how to kill them. (vehicles AND crew)
bring it on, bitches.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 01, 2021 01:31 AM (v9rtm)
And some of us have extreme skills as to chopping the supply chain off like a snake.
I don't need to know how to engage with "armor". But it's amusing when the armor can't move another meter down the road.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2021 01:34 AM (QzJWU)
some BLM/ANTIFA took a AR15/variant in NYC and had no idea how to operate it and got it taken byr ex cop
the enemy is smart but also stoopid
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 01:37 AM (bTQ72)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
___
*smiles*
Posted by: SMH at May 01, 2021 01:37 AM (Fdh9S)
SHTF. You, me, redC n' Irongrampa.
I got a feeling we could get some shit done.
We might not get to go on the offense. But our defense would be offensive as HELL.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2021 01:43 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH at May 01, 2021 01:46 AM (Fdh9S)
https://youtu.be/
pe25dWUQFFQ
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 01, 2021 01:46 AM (Oy2Ew)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 01, 2021 01:47 AM (UUrfE)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 01, 2021 01:47 AM (Oy2Ew)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2021 01:50 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2021 01:50 AM (KAi1n)
But when there is no food, fuel or munitions to be provided by what used to be a supply chain?
They're orphans. With no hope of gruel.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2021 01:54 AM (QzJWU)
They're orphans. With no hope of gruel.
Oh I'm sure they'll have a Donner party if need be.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2021 02:06 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2021 02:13 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 01, 2021 02:15 AM (MqQvv)
Captain Hate will have a new place to shun, like American Thinker.
Look I get it, it looks like bending a knee. It IS, in a way. I look at it as a lost battle, in a much larger war.
We have damn few allies; summary executions don't strengthen us.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2021 02:22 AM (F0YaR)
I can't code my way out of a Post Office Box, but have had great success along the way, at directing IBM-AS 400 writers as to what was needful and productive as to their end products.
RPG III, I didn't speak, but did cut through the B.S. to get to the bottom line. I don't mean this insultingly. But I can navigate clear courses that talented coders can steer to, and prosper.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2021 02:24 AM (QzJWU)
Bending the knee, indeed.
Newsmax is off of my list now, period.
J.J. Sefton is my list.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2021 02:26 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: mindful webworker and some say the world will end in fire and ice at April 30, 2021 09:08 PM (DKgtk)
How about a nice selection of MIL-SPEC hydraulic fluids, to meet your automotive, marine and aircraft needs? Natural or synthetic, low to high pressure, cryogenic cold to melting steel hot temperatures.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 01, 2021 02:30 AM (qyH+l)
Bending the knee, indeed.
Newsmax is off of my list now, period.
J.J. Sefton is my list.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2021 02:26 AM (QzJWU)
You missed my gist. Newsmax and OANN are two rising stars in the conservativesphere. AT is a valuable voice. I don't abandon them over the occasional lost legal battle.
Again, I stress, we have few allies. Romney or Cheney or NRO? Fuck them guys/gals. Way past lost causes. But until you've faced a legal onslaught by well funded Leftoids, I have a more 'liberal' viewpoint.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2021 02:52 AM (F0YaR)
2 security patrol guys, 4 LAPD units 8 cops, and the house is now clear. and my buzz is totally destroyed. even MOAR bummed because i couldn't figure out if she was braless under the off the shoulder top, or just wearing a strapless one. what a tease she is.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 01, 2021 03:33 AM (v9rtm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 01, 2021 03:33 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: SMH at May 01, 2021 01:37 AM (Fdh9S)
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the most vulnerable point on an M1 tank is the fuel tanker in the LOGPAC... although the turret exhaust fan vent, if you can get to it, doesn't look very bullet resistant.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 01, 2021 03:37 AM (v9rtm)
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 03:41 AM (Cxk7w)
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yeah, and i'm not a techie, so most of what is poasted there is in the "huh?" department for me.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 01, 2021 03:43 AM (v9rtm)
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 03:46 AM (Cxk7w)
Planned to cut mom's lawn today but my brother showed up yesterday and did it!
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 01, 2021 03:54 AM (Z/jzm)
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Stopped on way home got 2 Anaheim pepper, 1 sweet and 1 tomato and planted them all in greenhouse.
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They have and I'm afraid she will go down like Chauvin, they want blood.
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