Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Good morning Horde. Not sure where April went. Enjoy the 1st of May. Bloviate, opine and just have an all around good time here.

Rules? Just be nice to one another.

Have a nice weekend!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:01 AM




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1 On my third cup.

Morning again.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 08:02 AM (Rvt88)

2 I nooded.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 08:02 AM (Rvt88)

3 Thanks, MisHum.

Posted by: m at May 01, 2021 08:03 AM (cME97)

4 "Be nice to one another"

So soon? Wow. Ok, I'll try MisHum.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 08:04 AM (Rvt88)

5 Content...finally!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2021 08:04 AM (3D/fK)

6 Morning horde.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 08:04 AM (ZfRYq)

7 Happy Commie New Year, comrades and comradettes!

May your bread lines be short, and you be assigned the top bunk in the gulag!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 08:04 AM (JZT2F)

8 Had my first cup outside, the cottonwoods are blooming and the fluff all seems to gather at my front door

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 01, 2021 08:05 AM (1EzGC)

9 Hi MisHum! *waves at MisHum*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 01, 2021 08:05 AM (PiwSw)

10 As they say on Star Trek: May the First be with you!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2021 08:05 AM (WqOnY)

11 I was too quick and gave up

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 08:05 AM (Cxk7w)

12 I wonder if antifa is going to do day of rage today or whatever.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 08:06 AM (ZfRYq)

13 I did 6 cups already, but do have a apple bagel to toast

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 08:06 AM (Cxk7w)

14 I'm gonna go get my third cup.

Posted by: m at May 01, 2021 08:06 AM (cME97)

15 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 08:07 AM (yrol0)

16 Happy May Day Comrades!! Please line up on the platform for the train ride to your assigned Happy Fun Time Camp! No pushing!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 08:07 AM (jvt6t)

17 7 Happy Commie New Year, comrades and comradettes!

May your bread lines be short, and you be assigned the top bunk in the gulag!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 08:04 AM (JZT2F)

Watch your cornhole!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 08:08 AM (yrol0)

18 Will Amazon deliver Starbux? I want to feel helpless and broke.

Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2021 08:09 AM (RuIsu)

19 I am sure someone is keeping track of Biden nominee approvals v Trump.

VOTE HARDER bishes.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 08:09 AM (ZfRYq)

20 I wonder if antifa is going to do day of rage today or whatever.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 08:06 AM (ZfRYq)

Well...it's a day ending in y so.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 08:10 AM (jvt6t)

21 Anyone think the Arizona Re-count will find fraud? Probably just a pristine vote, right?

Posted by: AnnaS at May 01, 2021 08:10 AM (l4l/z)

22 I'm happy to say goodbye to this April. It was a cruel month.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 01, 2021 08:10 AM (HaL55)

23 Powfu -Death Bed
https://youtu.be/jJPMnTXl63E

It's known as Coffee for your Head, a neat song as guy is dying and wishes he could finish his life with his love and she is going to make a cup of coffee for him to prevent his death.

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 08:10 AM (Cxk7w)

24 @21 no matter what the results of the audit it will be reported as no evidence of widespread fraud that turned the election.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 08:11 AM (ZfRYq)

25 Had (more than) a few beers with a neighbor last evening. His wife is a very high muckety muck in a huge outfit that has international and national defense reach. One aspect of the the cancel culture that I had not considered before but he brought up was he must be very, very reserved on what he says, views, and comments on online.

He thinks like me mostly - actually, he is even more strident against the left and our boneheaded 'leaders' than I am. But he feels his wife would be hounded from her position if the blue-haired Karens get ahold of him, even though she had nothing to do with it. He's probably right.

side note: She's a bourbon, Tequila drinker so, a great gal.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 08:11 AM (Rvt88)

26 22 I'm happy to say goodbye to this April. It was a cruel month.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 01, 2021 08:10 AM (HaL55)

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote,
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licóur
Of which vertú engendred is the flour;

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 08:12 AM (yrol0)

27 10 As they say on Star Trek: May the First be with you!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2021 08:05 AM (WqOnY)

That is the first time I've heard that this year!

Posted by: m at May 01, 2021 08:12 AM (cME97)

28 Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 08:10 AM (Cxk7w)

Nice.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 08:13 AM (jvt6t)

29 And to get May off to a decent start, I actually have a musical-type gig tonight. First one in over a year.

Hope I can remember what to do...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 01, 2021 08:13 AM (HaL55)

30 18 Will Amazon deliver Starbux? I want to feel helpless and broke.
Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2021 08:09 AM (RuIsu)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at May 01, 2021 08:13 AM (cME97)

31 The Arizona audit will conclude with a statement that "yes, there were some liberties taken with some of our female party guests, but we're not going to let you badmouth the United States of America!"

Posted by: Only Context at May 01, 2021 08:15 AM (xEIoY)

32 Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 08:11 AM (Rvt8

And that is what will eventually end us all, whether we like it or not. It's easy to say fug it, say what you want until it's your nuts on the chopping block. We all have choices to make.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 08:16 AM (jvt6t)

33
Mayday
Mayday
Mayday

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2021 08:16 AM (iTXRQ)

34 Seeing where Minneapolis is on pace to shatter its murder record,this year, with 80% of victims being black. So let's see, increased black homocide deaths, city out $27 million to Floyd's family, areas of the city still a no go zone. Dem voters, chicken, some assembly required.

Posted by: Only Context at May 01, 2021 08:17 AM (xEIoY)

35 May 1 Glorious day of workers rights, freedoms, and happiness with a side order of the fist of government pounding you in the ass.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 08:18 AM (yrol0)

36 PSA: Ibram X. Kendi's real name is Ibram Henry Rogers.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 01, 2021 08:20 AM (PiwSw)

37 23 Powfu -Death Bed
https://youtu.be/jJPMnTXl63E

It's known as Coffee for your Head, a neat song as guy is dying and wishes he could finish his life with his love and she is going to make a cup of coffee for him to prevent his death.
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 08:10 AM (Cxk7w)

Wow. Really nice.
That link didn't work for me. This one did:
https://tinyurl.com/fjshp9re

Posted by: m at May 01, 2021 08:20 AM (cME97)

38 I think that will be the result of the fraud investigation as well.
To admit findings of massive fraud would shake the foundation to much. It will admit small individual cases but not enough to sway a election. Close the case, any further inquiry will be a crime and on to even more fair elections in 2022.

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 08:21 AM (Cxk7w)

39 A former friend of the Biden voting variety because "Trump is so divisive", asked for a reconciliation yesterday (I had used my personal banhammer). No thanks.

Posted by: Only Context at May 01, 2021 08:21 AM (xEIoY)

40 Only Context - as you know, sometimes you can never go back.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 08:22 AM (Rvt88)

41 A former friend of the Biden voting variety because "Trump is so divisive", asked for a reconciliation yesterday (I had used my personal banhammer). No thanks.
Posted by: Only Context at May 01, 2021 08:21 AM (xEIoY)

Concur. Once someone is shit canned, they will remain shit canned.

So it is written, so shall it be done!

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2021 08:22 AM (R/m4+)

42
Good news, horror fans!

Galaxy of Terror, the cult classic by Roger Corman (with an actual budget), is available on Tubi. Catch it while you can.
"That Scene" starts at about 40 minutes. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you probably don't want to see it. But it does involve Taffy O'Connell and a 55 gallon drum of Astroglide. And a giant rapey worm.

This is also the movie where you said "That's not Erin Moran, is it? Holy..."

This movie can make ANYBODY feel guilty! Enjoy!

Oh yeah, Prometheus still sucks.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 01, 2021 08:23 AM (9I4rW)

43 I've had my morning coffee and have moved on to the soda pop

also I made a pretty kick-ass breakfast burrito- I'd submit the recipe to Food Thread but it's pretty technical- it has over three ingredients

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 01, 2021 08:24 AM (iTXRQ)

44 FOUR it has four ingredients

the tortilla itself

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 01, 2021 08:25 AM (iTXRQ)

45 >>> 39 A former friend of the Biden voting variety because "Trump is so divisive", asked for a reconciliation yesterday (I had used my personal banhammer). No thanks.
Posted by: Only Context at May 01, 2021 08:21 AM (xEIoY)

I wonder if he'll think the "great" "re-setters" are divisive if they start getting what they really want. Hope dumbass likes the taste of bugs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 01, 2021 08:26 AM (b8eqQ)

46 Okay first cup of double caff happening. Shaking cobwebs.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 08:27 AM (ZfRYq)

47 As my dad said while riding a Chinook down to the ground:

Mayday!
Mayday doddammit!
Mayday!

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 08:28 AM (ZfRYq)

48 Be nice to each other? What are you - my mother?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2021 08:28 AM (45fpk)

49 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 01, 2021 08:26 AM (b8eqQ)

I have decided to stock up and eat all of the steaks and bacon I can find. While I can. Of course, it may kill me, but I'll die happy. And full.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 08:29 AM (jvt6t)

50 "One aspect of the the cancel culture that I had not considered before but he brought up was he must be very, very reserved on what he says, views, and comments on online. "


==

he only now realized it ? better late than never. besides, local Karens are not the ones to worry about.

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 08:29 AM (V13WU)

51 What's the deal with cottonwoods? Are they cotton or are they wood?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 01, 2021 08:30 AM (VVEnO)

52 I am off social media completely now that I am out of the army and on the fire-able end of the economy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2021 08:31 AM (WqOnY)

53 I've been watching kung fu movies on Tubi, I could probably watch a different one every day for 6 months

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 01, 2021 08:31 AM (1EzGC)

54 Are cottonmouths cotton or mouths? Why should I be afraid of something with a soft, cottony mouth?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2021 08:32 AM (WqOnY)

55 Willowed:

As if "no arrests for crimes under $250" [IIRC] wasn't enough and I'm sure plenty of WuFlu early-releases, "76,000 CA inmates to be released early as state trims prison population." [It might vary by county as it's $900 in some counties. Maybe it's based on misdemeanor theft levels?? It may have been alot more than my wild-assed remembering.]

ICE [I assume] launch human smuggling investigation after cops find 90 living in a single Houston home.

Venezuela arrests six American oil executives on corruption charges but munificently allows them house arrest.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2021 08:32 AM (UHVv4)

56 53 I've been watching kung fu movies on Tubi, I could probably watch a different one every day for 6 months
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 01, 2021 08:31 AM (1EzGC)

I love those Blind Samari movies!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)

57 Gooshy - I don't know how, but I missed that one before.

Thanks for the tip!

(I doubt Taffy O'Connell's character said that)

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 08:33 AM (Rvt88)

58 he only now realized it ? better late than never. besides, local Karens are not the ones to worry about.

I bet a lot of people miss the right to freedom of speech. Like, all us Normals.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 01, 2021 08:33 AM (HaL55)

59 ICE [I assume] launch human smuggling investigation after cops find 90 living in a single Houston home.

Venezuela arrests six American oil executives on corruption charges but munificently allows them house arrest.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2021 08:32 AM (UHVv4)

The rent is too damn high

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)

60
Happy Mass Murderers Day!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 08:35 AM (d/qyj)

61 I know this sound real fucking crazy but I think they will burn the Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Phoenix and kill the Cyber Ninjas in a fake 9/11 style attack.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 08:36 AM (yrol0)

62 Is California clearing out 76,000 criminals to make room for Trump supporters?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 01, 2021 08:36 AM (1EzGC)

63 Canadian news chyron here (probably ripped off from AP) spreads Xi propaganda fluff, "State railway group estimates 18 million passenger railway trips will be taken in China on May Day."

Lucky they don't have any WuFlu there esp. the new variants and they're not completely locked down like Ontario and Quebec. That might become a super-spreader event even with mandatory masks!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2021 08:37 AM (UHVv4)

64 Abolishing the police is "climate justice," says the "mastermind" behind the Green New Deal.

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I guess it's because the police fart so much.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2021 08:37 AM (VVEnO)

65 60
Happy Mass Murderers Day!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 08:35 AM (d/qyj)

hey they only had to kill 1 out of 3 people in Khmer Rouge regime to get things right!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 08:37 AM (yrol0)

66 Where's my coffee?! (sniff, sniff) There it is!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at May 01, 2021 08:37 AM (pnSY9)

67 Guess the unions wanted more grift to donate to dems so L A has shut down 101 fwy 48+ hours for a half billion fucking bridge. It aint to Hawaii, just across a fucking freeway. Garcetti and Newsom would look good swinging from it.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 01, 2021 08:39 AM (TAoGd)

68 Canadian news chyron here (probably ripped off from AP) spreads Xi propaganda fluff, "State railway group estimates 18 million passenger railway trips will be taken in China on May Day."

Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2021 08:37 AM (UHVv4)

They have a big camp system.

Posted by: BignJames at May 01, 2021 08:39 AM (AwYPR)

69 Abolishing the police is "climate justice," says the "mastermind" behind the Green New Deal.

DONUTS ARE SETTING THE PLANET ON FIRE!!

Dang carbs.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 08:40 AM (ZfRYq)

70 Canadian news chyron here (probably ripped off from AP) spreads Xi propaganda fluff, "State railway group estimates 18 million passenger railway trips will be taken in China on May Day."

Posted by: andycanuck

Nazi Germany and Joe were big on trains.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2021 08:42 AM (VVEnO)

71 #67 Hopefully that bridge wasn't engineered by U of FLa students.

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2021 08:44 AM (Y274z)

72 Isn't Antifa going to riot across Amerikka today? May Day!

Oh, just like any other day I guess.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2021 08:44 AM (3H9h1)

73 Joe has three letters in it.
*
Where's my mask?

Posted by: Josef Stolin at May 01, 2021 08:45 AM (Y274z)

74 Why do socialists love trains?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2021 08:45 AM (WqOnY)

75 HAGERSTOWN, Md. (WDVM) Hagerstown Police Department is investigating a body found in the area behind Sams Club on Wesel Boulevard on Friday night.

As opposed to throwing a sheet over it and going to get donuts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 08:45 AM (yrol0)

76 at the BEE:

Flintstones Vitamins Now Available With Puberty Blockers

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 08:46 AM (yrol0)

77 74 Why do socialists love trains?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2021 08:45 AM (WqOnY)

They all go to the camps, eventually.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 08:46 AM (yrol0)

78 Paige W. Cunningham
@pw_cunningham
The CDC mask and distancing guidance is too conservative for the vaccinated, some experts say.

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We need 60 foot distancing and six mask or don't you care about the children?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2021 08:46 AM (VVEnO)

79 71 #67 Hopefully that bridge wasn't engineered by U of FLa students.
Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2021 08:44 AM (Y274z)

I thot it was FAMU??

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 08:47 AM (yrol0)

80 74 Why do socialists love trains?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2021 08:45 AM (WqOnY)

You can stack a lot of cordwood in box cars.

IYKWIM

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 08:47 AM (jvt6t)

81 May Day! May Day! Danger United States of America!

Posted by: Robbie the Robot at May 01, 2021 08:47 AM (mdjgu)

82 My train goes clacky clack whoooo whoo!

Posted by: Josef Stolin at May 01, 2021 08:48 AM (Y274z)

83 also at the BEE:

10 common phrases and what men are actually thinking when they say them:

1. "It's fine." -- "It's fine."

2. "We can eat anywhere you want." -- "We can eat anywhere you want."

3. "What am I thinking about? Nothing." -- "What am I thinking about? Nothing."

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 08:48 AM (yrol0)

84 I thot it was FAMU??

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 08:47 AM (yrol0)

FIU

Posted by: BignJames at May 01, 2021 08:48 AM (AwYPR)

85 Peacemaker Joe officially starts extricating U.S. (and Allied forces) from Afghanistan after 20 years.

BTW, death toll from suicide truck bombing [when good trucks go bad!] in eastern Afghanistan kills 21 and wounds at least 90 others.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2021 08:48 AM (UHVv4)

86 no matter what the results of the audit it will be reported as no evidence of widespread fraud that turned the election.

This is called "The BINO Defense".

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2021 08:49 AM (BvZkh)

87 BTW, death toll from suicide truck bombing [when good trucks go bad!] in eastern Afghanistan kills 21 and wounds at least 90 others.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2021 08:48 AM (UHVv4)

I knew that truck couldn't be trusted.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 08:49 AM (jvt6t)

88 Trains are easier to control where the masses can go

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 08:49 AM (Cxk7w)

89 I thot it was FAMU??

Phew! That first comment reminded me I know someone who taught civil engineering at Florida.

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2021 08:51 AM (BvZkh)

90 18 million Chinese take the train in a single day! There are 1.3 billion people there. For comparison there were 5 million subway rides a day in NYC before the plague.

Posted by: Only Context at May 01, 2021 08:51 AM (xEIoY)

91 BTW, death toll from suicide truck bombing [when good trucks go bad!] in eastern Afghanistan kills 21 and wounds at least 90 others.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2021 08:48 AM (UHVv4)

Why cant we have common sense truck control?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 08:51 AM (yrol0)

92 The amount of money dumped on the Shytehole 'Stans is mind boggling. If we leave they will starve.
I really don't care but they just might mount another attack on America to induce us to stay and keep spending.

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2021 08:51 AM (Y274z)

93 Woke up this morning aching and sore throat... of course all of the possible symptoms are regular illness AND possible COVID symptoms. Guess I have to het the brain swab

Posted by: Inogame at May 01, 2021 08:52 AM (+2xjH)

94 Vox
@voxdotcom
"It is worth considering whether [Ma'Khia] Bryant might have still been alive today if a mental health expert - or someone else trained in nonviolent deescalation - had responded to the call," says Merushka Bisetty.

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Ma'Kwanzaa would still probably still be alive. The other black girl, not so much.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2021 08:53 AM (VVEnO)

95 79I thot it was FAMU??


It was Florida International University. Their Engineering department is actually a strong one. It is the administration that forced politically correct decisions on the FIU Engineering dept and assigned an all female team to make the bridge building decisions that screwed up. Not based on the best candidates to be on the team, but based on being women.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 01, 2021 08:54 AM (DnWIB)

96
Maybe we should send social workers to the 'Stans?

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2021 08:54 AM (Y274z)

97 Nonviolent deescalation, Biden falling down the stairs.

Posted by: Only Context at May 01, 2021 08:55 AM (xEIoY)

98 Guess I have to het the brain swab
Posted by: Inogame

Why? No, serious question. Those are the symptoms I had when my wife had the covid. I was achy for three days but I didn't see a reason to get the test as long as I didn't get worse.

But, I did start monster doses of Vit D, Zinc and Ivermectin right away.

I got better.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 08:56 AM (Rvt88)

99 97 Nonviolent deescalation, Biden falling down the stairs.
************
I thot he fell UP the stairs? IDK

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2021 08:56 AM (Y274z)

100 These people talking about the stabby chick act like this an MLB player checking his swing. Mind numbing.

Posted by: Only Context at May 01, 2021 08:56 AM (xEIoY)

101 Posted by: Floridachick at May 01, 2021 08:54 AM (DnWIB)

No wonder we didn't hear about that....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 08:57 AM (jvt6t)

102 66 Where's my coffee?! (sniff, sniff) There it is!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at May 01, 2021 08:37 AM (pnSY9)

*****

Dhsbdgsgsdh v svbddb cvddhdhdvddgges

Posted by: Jose Feliciano at May 01, 2021 08:57 AM (flINI)

103 Another quarter second or so and stabby chick would have succeeded. That mean white cop kept her from achieving her goals.

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2021 08:58 AM (Y274z)

104 Yes, I noticed the Chicom 'report' used "passenger rail" and not (intercity) "railway" so I figured it includes what we'd be including under 'subway' transportation too.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2021 09:01 AM (UHVv4)

105 Stabby girl was Germany, pink track suit Poland. Commenters wanted Chamberlain, they got Churchill.

Posted by: Only Context at May 01, 2021 09:01 AM (xEIoY)

106 Hope folks, hope is a four letter word.

Posted by: sven at May 01, 2021 09:05 AM (Lzpvj)

107 105 Stabby girl was Germany, pink track suit Poland. Commenters wanted Chamberlain, they got Churchill.
Posted by: Only Context at May 01, 2021 09:01 AM (xEIoY)


Ouch, baby. Very ouch!

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 09:06 AM (ZfRYq)

108 WA, OR and CA are under a drought warning even though, WA at least had well above normal snowfall in the mountains. OR, last week had a blizzard in the Siskiyou Mountains. CA I don't know but, while I hope it doesn't hurt any morons, I'd care less if the place burned.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 01, 2021 09:08 AM (4Oe2V)

109 Chinese rocket that took up module for new space station to make uncontrolled re-entry

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 01, 2021 09:08 AM (1EzGC)

110 Not based on the best candidates to be on the team, but based on being women.

We hereby grant them honorary civil engineering degrees.

Posted by: Florida Memorial University at May 01, 2021 09:08 AM (jacU8)

111 Professors nationwide promise to cancel class to get Cops off campus.

A young womans chance of getting raped on the UT campus in somewhere between 1 to 4 or 1 to 6 (city vs FBI stats) LES THAN a non UT woman living in Austin.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 09:09 AM (yrol0)

112 110 Not based on the best candidates to be on the team, but based on being women.

We hereby grant them honorary civil engineering degrees.
Posted by: Florida Memorial University at May 01, 2021 09:08 AM (jacU

We dont need no stinking math!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 09:10 AM (yrol0)

113 Oops. #104 "passenger railway trips"

Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2021 09:10 AM (UHVv4)

114 . . . to make uncontrolled re-entry
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


At lower altitudes don't we refer to that as a 'crash'.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 09:11 AM (Rvt88)

115 CA I don't know but, while I hope it doesn't hurt any morons, I'd care less if the place burned.

Local news there said that San Jose got 11" of rain over the last two years. Normal is 13" per year.

"When your mouth is dry, you're plenty high."

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2021 09:12 AM (1fg6a)

116 CHOO CHOO SHIT MY PANTS

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 01, 2021 09:12 AM (yrol0)

117 And how often are MLB players called for strikes when trying to check their swings -- 90% of the time??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2021 09:12 AM (UHVv4)

118 The weekend news is all Matt Gaetz, Tucker Carlson, and Rudy, wall to wall, everyone shouting "bombshell!". The WAPO came out with a hilariously idiotic story today about how reckless Rudy tried to 'get' Biden...self-aware is not something the 20-somethings at the WAPO do after they spent years recklessly going after Trump.

I see the lecturing of black man Tim Scott by liberal white women and liberal white men who act like like liberal white women continues a pace. For black people, it's like forcing them to watch goofy white people dance - its awkward and embarrassing and you want to point and laugh, but you have been raised better than that - so you just watch and roll your eyes. What a mess...

Posted by: Boswell at May 01, 2021 09:14 AM (w2LAm)

119 Do the chinese count their Uigher rail adventures in the passenger count?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 01, 2021 09:14 AM (flINI)

120 Good morning. Does anyone know if olddog's FIL pulled through his surgery yesterday?

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2021 09:15 AM (wyw4S)

121 Do the chinese count their Uigher rail adventures in the passenger count?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 01, 2021 09:14 AM (flINI)

Ummmmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2021 09:15 AM (R/m4+)

122 Coffee. The overlooked elixir of life. And, now you know why there are so many morons surrounding the truly blessed.

Posted by: Rick at May 01, 2021 09:15 AM (hy5jz)

123 And to get May off to a decent start, I actually have a musical-type gig tonight. First one in over a year.
Hope I can remember what to do...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 01, 2021 08:13 AM


You have the advantage of knowing when the bass solo is, so you can be a step ahead of the patrons in fleeing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2021 09:16 AM (DMUuz)

124 But the Wigger ones are all one-way.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2021 09:16 AM (UHVv4)

125 I lost all interest in Matt Goetz when he came out in favor of "global warming" and anti-drilling. After that, I don't give a shit what happens to him; we don't need more political stars who are on the wrong side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:16 AM (bxPTJ)

126 I am feeling much better these days because I am ignoring politics and am refocused on faith. I still expect things to get worse, not better in my lifetime, but I remind myself daily that in the end, God wins. If I get upset about everything asinine thing the leftists do and say these days, I'll go mad. I am glad I am now a substitute teacher, so I have some money coming in and something else to think about Being unemployed and brooding about the future nonstop put me in a very bad place.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 01, 2021 09:17 AM (HabA/)

127 t-bird
That's pretty damn dry. But hey! The bait fish are saved!
I live in dry land central WA so the snowpack is of vital interest here. I do really feel badly for CA because it was a beautiful state. Too bad it's been infested with way too many people.
And, no, I'm not advocating for Pol Pot to fix that problem. That's thye job of ICE if we had a real country anymore.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 01, 2021 09:17 AM (4Oe2V)

128 Chinese rocket that took up module for new space station to make uncontrolled re-entry

Be safe, everybody. Wear your Space Debris Helmets. We only need to wear them until there are no more satellites up there.

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2021 09:18 AM (BvZkh)

129 bluebell, on the tech thread:

58 Not good, Skip. Be surprised if he makes it thru the day, assuming he made it thru last nite.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 01, 2021 04:58 AM (ju2Fy)

Posted by: m at May 01, 2021 09:18 AM (cME97)

130 Nice takedown of Fatty Frank Luntz by Tucker last night.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 09:18 AM (jvt6t)

131 Why? No, serious question. Those are the symptoms I had when my wife had the covid. I was achy for three days but I didn't see a reason to get the test as long as I didn't get worse.

But, I did start monster doses of Vit D, Zinc and Ivermectin right away.

I got better.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 08:56 AM (Rvt8

I have two kids and a pregnant wife, so I'm being more careful than I normally would. It's my wife's condition I'm most concerned with.

Posted by: Inogame at May 01, 2021 09:19 AM (+2xjH)

132 bluebell - haven't heard since early and been here all mornings nothing else new. Keep prayers up.

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 09:20 AM (Cxk7w)

133 Today is the feast day of St. Joseph the Worker.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2021 09:21 AM (vuisn)

134 Yeah, where did April go? Starting May off right, going to a gun/knife gathering. Never been to one so this should be an enlightening afternoon. Wish I had time to pick up my gun permit this week.

Posted by: sidney at May 01, 2021 09:21 AM (7/kmB)

135 Thanks, m. I hope he pulls through.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2021 09:21 AM (wyw4S)

136 How did you get the ivermectin, Tonypete?

Posted by: Nobody at May 01, 2021 09:21 AM (kjGu1)

137 Professors nationwide promise to cancel class to get Cops off campus.

A young womans chance of getting raped on the UT campus in somewhere between 1 to 4 or 1 to 6 (city vs FBI stats) LES THAN a non UT woman living in Austin.
Posted by: rhennigantx
----
Is that 1%-4% or 1 in 4???

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 01, 2021 09:21 AM (UUBmN)

138 Am reading passages from the Old and New Testaments daily. I have to admit, Leviticus is making my eyes glaze over. Burnt offerings, grain offerings, etc, etc, etc.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 01, 2021 09:22 AM (HabA/)

139 Speaking of errant chicom rockets, how is it that due to the current snafu this is the first time I've heard of a previous snafu with "Made in China" space junk landing in my state??
Were the chicom demorat (BIRM) leaders of SayWA? trying to keep it hush-hush?

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at May 01, 2021 09:22 AM (a4lnH)

140 I lost all interest in Matt Goetz when he came out in favor of "global warming" and anti-drilling. After that, I don't give a shit what happens to him; we don't need more political stars who are on the wrong side.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:16 AM (bxPTJ)

Yeah, he's annoying and his posturing on 'climate' is as useless as it is dumb. But one things for certain, he's not involved in anything the WAPO and Politico breathlessly hope for...otherwise we'd all know it by now for certain, not the whispering in dark alleys from unknown FBI/DOJ leakers that's been going on for the last three months or so...

Posted by: Boswell at May 01, 2021 09:22 AM (w2LAm)

141 And thanks to you too, Skip.

Donna&&&&, glad you are feeling better. I too am avoiding the news as much as I can and doing much more religious reading and praying. Good for my soul as well as my peace of mind.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2021 09:23 AM (wyw4S)

142 130 Nice takedown of Fatty Frank Luntz by Tucker last night.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 09:18 AM (jvt6t)

That was one serious nut punch!

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 01, 2021 09:23 AM (yrol0)

143 >>> Rules? Just be nice to one another.

That might be more than I can handle.

Posted by: fluffy at May 01, 2021 09:23 AM (UnQlg)

144 Oops... my bad. It was SpaceX rocket parts landing in WA....

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at May 01, 2021 09:23 AM (a4lnH)

145 What did Tucker say about Luntz the Duntz?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2021 09:24 AM (O+I8R)

146 Donna&&&&, wait until you get to Numbers. I think Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronomy are the hardest books.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2021 09:24 AM (wyw4S)

147 Cat saves toddler from falling downstairs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcpEnpitzHw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2021 09:25 AM (7hF2c)

148 Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2021 09:23 AM (wyw4S)

Thanks. Yes, it does help, to refocus on the eternal.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 01, 2021 09:25 AM (HabA/)

149 145 What did Tucker say about Luntz the Duntz?
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2021 09:24 AM (O+I8R)

worthless lying cocksucking liberal owned by big corp and Big Govt

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 01, 2021 09:26 AM (yrol0)

150 Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 01, 2021 09:17 AM
(HabA/)

That's great to hear that you are focusing on your faith!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2021 09:27 AM (7hF2c)

151 Shepard Lover
There was some debris, mostly furl tank stuff that landed in and off the coast of WA, OR a couple of weeks ago from a Space X launch.
There's some video of a fizzled launch in China where the wreckage landed in a nearby village.
But not much coverage since it didn't land anywhere important. Like CNN HQ.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 01, 2021 09:27 AM (4Oe2V)

152 Donna a of the ampersands, just wait until you get to Numbers. Riveting stuff. Also, it'll just remind you how people have never really changed. We keep doing the same things over and over. Fortunately God forgives us continually. We have a fervent expectation (hope just doesn't quite do it) of eternity with our creator.

Posted by: Trog04 at May 01, 2021 09:27 AM (wfZwW)

153 Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2021 09:24 AM (O+I8R)

That he's a liberal who is a personal friend to McCarthy and he is the one who does the messaging for the GOPe. You know, amnesty, climate, corporations are our frenz, etc. The things we specifically hate their position on. Lucianne has a link.

tinyurl.com/dszud5zp

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 09:28 AM (jvt6t)

154 138 Am reading passages from the Old and New Testaments daily. I have to admit, Leviticus is making my eyes glaze over. Burnt offerings, grain offerings, etc, etc, etc.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 01, 2021 09:22 AM (HabA/)

Leviticus is a tough slog, as it's mainly just a legal code (so is Deuteronomy) Judges, Samuel 1 & 2, and 1 & 2 Kings are where you find so many good stories.

You'll notice that Kings and Chronicles overlap quite a bit. Best guess is that Kings is copy of the Official Records of the Kingdom of Judah (the southern Kingdom) and Chronicles is a copy of the records of the Northern Kingdom (Israel) They were all combined in Babylon during the captivity.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:28 AM (bxPTJ)

155 off stank finger

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 09:29 AM (yrol0)

156 Get the Dwell app, set the voice to Christopher which gives you King James. He reads the Bible like a dramatic reading. On the boring parts, it helps you understand that it was meant to be memorized by having it read to you. That's why it's repetitive.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 01, 2021 09:29 AM (YynYJ)

157 bluebell, it explains why it took the Jews 40 years wandering around an area the size of Delaware before they arrived at the Promised Land. If you had to remember all the rules laid out in Exodus and Leviticus, it would slow you down too.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 01, 2021 09:30 AM (HabA/)

158 Donna&&&&&&
I'm doing the same. My goal is to re read both books of the Bible this year.
Numbers is a slog. Read Wisdom yesterday. Some books are harder than others which reflects the original writing as well as the translations. I'm getting much comfort and maybe, some understanding.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 01, 2021 09:31 AM (4Oe2V)

159 Donna&&&&&V,

**fist bump**
I haven't been following or watching any news either. I get most of it here and from scanning headlines at conservative sites. Sad thing is I still know more than most people.
It's all part of God's plan...I don't have to like it but he has a reason. I just have to have faith and know when it ends I'm better off.

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 01, 2021 09:32 AM (UUBmN)

160 >>>Get the Dwell app, set the voice to Christopher which gives you King James.<<<
>LeBron James reads the Bible? I thought he never made past the foreword on page one.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 01, 2021 09:32 AM (2goRJ)

161 Tom, I finished a chronological bible last year. It makes a bit more sense, (continuity?) of Kings and Chronicles. And you're correct, the Southern and Northern kingdoms.
What's fascinating is if you list out all the kings, and whether they did good or evil, or a mix, in the eyes of the Lord, there were WAY more evil ones than good. Reminds me a lot of current times.

Posted by: Trog04 at May 01, 2021 09:33 AM (wfZwW)

162 It's very unlikely that the Hebrews leaving Egypt stayed in Sinai for 40 years - then as now, there simply isn't enough vegetation and water to support more than a relative handful of people for very long, and Exodus contains almost no details about where they actually went after leaving Mt. Sinai. It's speculated that they went south for a while, along the east side of the Red Sea as far as modern Yemen, before heading back up to Canaan. Yeah, it's a long ways, but they had 40 years to kill.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:34 AM (bxPTJ)

163 That he's a liberal who is a personal friend to McCarthy and he is the one who does the messaging for the GOPe. You know, amnesty, climate, corporations are our frenz, etc. The things we specifically hate their position on. Lucianne has a link.

tinyurl.com/dszud5zp

--

I'm not surprised actually. I've always looked askew at that fat slob. He was certainly no unbiased source with his pulse on what R voters really thought and wanted. This just confirms it all the more.

What's really laughable is that R politicians would actually believe him. I'm sure most of them get a good earful from their actual constituents about amnesty, global warming, "common sense gun control," and the like. But they stick their fingers in their ears and like what Luntz the megaton Duntz says more.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2021 09:35 AM (O+I8R)

164 Yesterday I received my nicely binded copies of both the federalist and anti-federalist papers. I wanted to make sure I had them when they are disappeared.
It's not the Bible by any means, I was not trying to make equivalence. That talk about reading the Bible made me think of it.

Posted by: Inogame at May 01, 2021 09:36 AM (+2xjH)

165 Prager's Rational Bible Deuteronomy is out later this month, have enjoyed Genesis and Exodus.

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 09:36 AM (Cxk7w)

166 Dad Joke:

Did you hear about the guy who tripped over his spice rack and ruptured his Achilles tendon?

Well, as you know, thyme wounds all heels!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2021 09:38 AM (Fc5rx)

167 Preacher said, "Well, I reckon it'd be OK,
the good Lord works in mysterious ways.
I was gonna talk about Joshua, Judges and Ruth
and I reckon I could do it from the DJ booth."

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 09:39 AM (yrol0)

168 Reading his Exodus my only question was numbers of people involved, the Bible puts it at a lot more than I think should be there. But then ancient stories puts more people on the planet than to me there could be.

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 09:40 AM (Cxk7w)

169 Tom Servo.
I expect you're right about the distance travelled but they were moving tens of thousands, some say hundreds of thousands, through tough country. Plus, learning the rules and requirements of G-d which didn't always take on many of them.
Manna was provided as was water for the journey but just the logistics of getting tents set up, taken down, animals few and watered, people fed and watered. Going out every day except Sabbath, to gather the manna would take a lot of time.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 01, 2021 09:41 AM (4Oe2V)

170 Have a great day, horde! Yeah, I'm looking forward to Kings and the stories about Saul and David and Solomon. It is interesting, through, to discover just how far back things like the menorah go. That's another thing I'm really enjoying about the series "The Chosen" (you can watch episodes on YouTube) - the way it ties together Old and New Testaments in a way that is very respectful (IMO) to the Jewish tradition.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 01, 2021 09:41 AM (HabA/)

171 Has anyone seen my mask?

Posted by: Leader of the Free World at May 01, 2021 09:43 AM (PiwSw)

172 worthless lying cocksucking liberal owned by big corp and Big Govt
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 01, 2021 09:26 AM


Glad no one would say that about me!

Posted by: Sen. John C., (GOPe-TX) at May 01, 2021 09:44 AM (DMUuz)

173 I always thought that Goshen (the area they exiled to)was near the present day Suez Canal. It is actually a verdant area that would provide water and opportunities for farming and grazing land. I could be wrong.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 09:44 AM (jvt6t)

174 Grampa's in trouble again.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at May 01, 2021 09:45 AM (W4eKo)

175 Jak
It was all the Jewish cattle and sheep farting while they were in transit that caused the globull worming to turn the Sinai into the rock heap it is today. sarc/

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 01, 2021 09:47 AM (4Oe2V)

176 172 worthless lying cocksucking liberal owned by big corp and Big Govt
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 01, 2021 09:26 AM

Glad no one would say that about me!
Posted by: Sen. John C., (GOPe-TX) at May 01, 2021 09:44 AM (DMUuz)

worthless lying cocksucking liberal owned by big corp and Big Govt fake TEXAN

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 09:47 AM (yrol0)

177 Has anyone seen my mask?

Posted by: Leader of the Free World at May 01, 2021 09:43 AM (PiwSw)

Who were those cheer leaders on stage w/Joe?...besides Jill?

Posted by: BignJames at May 01, 2021 09:47 AM (AwYPR)

178 For another overview of Bible books, there is also The Bible Project on Youtube. But as an add-on after you have read the book, not instead of.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 09:48 AM (ZfRYq)

179 I expect you're right about the distance travelled but they were
moving tens of thousands, some say hundreds of thousands, through tough
country. Plus, learning the rules and requirements of G-d which didn't
always take on many of them.

Manna was provided as was water for the journey but just the
logistics of getting tents set up, taken down, animals few and watered,
people fed and watered. Going out every day except Sabbath, to gather
the manna would take a lot of time.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 01, 2021 09:41 AM
Pretty sure God was messing around with the time stream during all of this. A little Jewish temporal engineering was going on. 40 years may have passed to the outside observer, but I doubt they wandered aimlessly for that amount of time. There is zero archeological evidence to this day that supports the Exodous and zero accounts from any other civilization(s) they would have encountered in their travels. Moving a million plus people for 40 years would leave some evidence. God does work in mysterious ways after all.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 01, 2021 09:48 AM (JUOKG)

180 175 Jak
It was all the Jewish cattle and sheep farting while they were in transit that caused the globull worming to turn the Sinai into the rock heap it is today. sarc/
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 01, 2021 09:47 AM (4Oe2V)

Interesting that somewheres around 10 to 12% of the Sahara is missing. It is now farm and ranch land.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 09:48 AM (yrol0)

181 Going out every day except Sabbath, to gather the manna would take a lot of time.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 01, 2021 09:41 AM (4Oe2V)

It would - but I see them at that time as very similar to the Bedouin (Abraham and his family certainly were) Nomadic peoples (like the Sioux on the great plains) are generally able to take down an entire encampment and put it on the move in less than a day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:49 AM (bxPTJ)

182 Biden Administration Deny Parking Permit for Rolling Thunder Patriots, Ending 32-Year Tradition

Fuck you Joe, Just FUCK YOU

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 09:50 AM (yrol0)

183 179 I expect you're right about the distance travelled but they were moving tens of thousands, some say hundreds of thousands, through tough country. Plus, learning the rules and requirements of G-d which didn'talways take on many of them.

The Bible says hundreds of thousands, so I am going with that.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 09:50 AM (ZfRYq)

184 Interesting that somewheres around 10 to 12% of the Sahara is missing. It is now farm and ranch land.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2021 09:48 AM (yrol0)

Arab Cowboys?

Posted by: BignJames at May 01, 2021 09:51 AM (AwYPR)

185 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:49 AM (bxPTJ)

I guess we'll never really know, but that's why it is called Faith.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 09:51 AM (jvt6t)

186 Biden Administration Deny Parking Permit for Rolling Thunder Patriots, Ending 32-Year Tradition

Maybe it's time we all became Rolling Thunder patriots and show up, en masse, anyway. Half a million should do it.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 09:52 AM (jvt6t)

187 186 Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 09:52 AM (jvt6t)

The administration does not particularly like the idea of patriot veterans en mass in the capital.


MOTWYW

Posted by: sven at May 01, 2021 09:54 AM (Lzpvj)

188 There is zero archeological evidence to this day that supports the Exodous and zero accounts from any other civilization(s) they would have encountered in their travels.

As Nick Taleb has pointed out, absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Even for Rome, which built in stone and left libraries full of records, we probably only know about 10% of what went on. People's who didn't build in stone while they traveled left no record at all of their passing. And actually, some inscriptions have been found in Egypt which refer to a barbarian tribe they called the "Habiru" in their Delta region, and this is the bunch that somehow became dominant in Canaan a couple hundred years later.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:55 AM (bxPTJ)

189 Morning.

Coffee drink.

Bowels moved.

Today is a good day to die.

Posted by: Robert, feeling rather Klingon-y at May 01, 2021 09:56 AM (8qBEY)

190 Maybe it's time we all became Rolling Thunder patriots and show up, en masse, anyway. Half a million should do it.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 09:52 AM (jvt6t)


Armed guards in Pentagon parking lot. And if you think those woke-Army people won't shoot veterans, I wouldn't bet that way.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 09:56 AM (ZfRYq)

191
Arab Cowboys?
Posted by: BignJames

_________

Oh, give me sand, lots of sand under starry skies above.
Don't fence me in.

- Khal al-Porter

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 09:57 AM (mht8P)

192 2021 Biden: Three letters: J-A-B-S

Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2021 09:59 AM (Fc5rx)

193 Armed guards in Pentagon parking lot. And if you think those woke-Army people won't shoot veterans, I wouldn't bet that way.
Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 09:56 AM (ZfRYq)

You apes wanna live forever? May as well get this party started.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 09:59 AM (jvt6t)

194 Jerbs.

Posted by: Kyle from that one show, you know the one at May 01, 2021 09:59 AM (1Yy3c)

195 Biden Administration Deny Parking Permit for Rolling Thunder Patriots, Ending 32-Year Tradition

Fuck you Joe, Just FUCK YOU
Posted by: rhennigantx

And so it begins.

Posted by: Infidel who never says that at May 01, 2021 10:00 AM (E0OEG)

196 It's always beginning.

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2021 10:01 AM (1Yy3c)

197 Not based on the best candidates to be on the team, but based on being women.

We hereby grant them honorary civil engineering degrees.
Posted by: Florida Memorial University

They call them Intersectional Bridges because they end up in the intersection.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 01, 2021 10:01 AM (Ndje9)

198 The beginning is neverending!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2021 10:01 AM (Fc5rx)

199 Exodus does say hundreds of thousands and I had never thought about the time stream messing around.
As said, it's called Faith.
I was only thinking of the general logistics of movement. Bedouins or Sioux are good examples but those numbers would be much smaller. I wouldn't look for archeological evidence simply because of the location of the movement, the tendency of wiping out any pagans they met along the way and the general nature of the terrain.
The OR Trail still shows the signs of use in places. Wagon ruts and such. That's been only 150 years? Exodus was a couple or three thousand years ago.
Not many signs of the great Sioux westward migration when they were forced out of Minnesota to the plains.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 01, 2021 10:02 AM (4Oe2V)

200 What's really laughable is that R politicians would actually believe him. I'm sure most of them get a good earful from their actual constituents about amnesty, global warming, "common sense gun control," and the like. But they stick their fingers in their ears and like what Luntz the megaton Duntz says more.
Posted by: Lady in Black

"Belief" is stronger than evidence, in people's minds. Politicians want to "Believe" that people are FOR amnesty (it just seems so FAIR!), want Global Warming controlled (sorry, no car for you!) and on and on.
The enduring fact that a majority of Republicans AND Democrats really don't like most of this hogwash speaks volumes to how
1) Politicians really aren't interested in what you think
2) People will vote against their own interests if that ONE thing they want they are promised.

This all gets so very old.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ...meticulous weirdo at May 01, 2021 10:04 AM (tjZg/)

201 I have been doing remodeling on the house. Current dad joke I use on the 4 year old when he asks "What's that noise?"

It's just the Beastie Boys

Some day he will get the joke and groan.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2021 10:04 AM (WqOnY)

202 The beginning is neverending!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2021 10:01 AM (Fc5rx)

Until it's the end. Then where will you be?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 10:04 AM (jvt6t)

203 The beginning is neverending!
Posted by: Muldoon

I was born at a very early age.
It was hard.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ...meticulous weirdo at May 01, 2021 10:05 AM (tjZg/)

204 Federal politicians only hold elective office to help themselves.

They only "help" constituents to the extent necessary to get re-elected.

None of them care about you or the issues that affect you. Unless you have a big checkbook

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2021 10:07 AM (WqOnY)

205 Until it's the end. Then where will you be?

***

At that point, probably smack dab in the middle of it.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2021 10:07 AM (Fc5rx)

206 I was born old.

Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2021 10:07 AM (E0OEG)

207 I was only thinking of the general logistics of
movement. Bedouins or Sioux are good examples but those numbers would be
much smaller. I wouldn't look for archeological evidence simply because
of the location of the movement, the tendency of wiping out any pagans
they met along the way and the general nature of the terrain.

The OR Trail still shows the signs of use in places. Wagon ruts and
such. That's been only 150 years? Exodus was a couple or three thousand
years ago.

Not many signs of the great Sioux westward migration when they were forced out of Minnesota to the plains.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 01, 2021 10:02 AM

I was thinking more of the graves of 50,000+ adults as evidence of the move. IIRC Exodus says all of the adults who started the journey perished before they got to Israel. There should be a few of them still intact someplace. I still think God was pulling shenanigans out there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 01, 2021 10:08 AM (JUOKG)

208 In before the hypoxiatic hyena that is RayKon...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2021 10:09 AM (pAjZN)

209 LOL. Sitting in line at the trash dump, just had an old bicycle trash-picked out of my truck by some guy. He was nice. He asked.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2021 10:09 AM (Z+JNA)

210 Maybe it's time we all became Rolling Thunder patriots and show up, en masse, anyway. Half a million should do it.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 09:52 AM (jvt6t)

Armed guards in Pentagon parking lot. And if you think those woke-Army people won't shoot veterans, I wouldn't bet that way.
Posted by: blaster

Indeed. I don't think anyone should be mistaked about where "Command" officers stand on these matters. Swearing allegiance to the Constitution and enemies foreign and domestic doesn't quite mean what we think it used to mean.
All those Trumpinistas out there (like me, fer instance), are largely seen as domestic enemies.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ...meticulous weirdo at May 01, 2021 10:10 AM (tjZg/)

211 Until it's the end. Then where will you be?



Hopefully hip deep in spent brass.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2021 10:11 AM (Z+JNA)

212 Has anyone seen my mask?
Posted by: Leader of the Free World


Yes, it looks pretty much like Joe Biden.

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2021 10:11 AM (Ypqc1)

213 Good morning Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at May 01, 2021 10:12 AM (mZUr4)

214 I didn't know derby was allowing half capacity. Hell yes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2021 10:12 AM (PUmDY)

215 "That Scene" starts at about 40 minutes. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you probably don't want to see it. But it does involve Taffy O'Connell and a 55 gallon drum of Astroglide. And a giant rapey worm.

This is also the movie where you said "That's not Erin Moran, is it? Holy..."

That was Erin's first movie as an adult. But not her first adult movie.
Did she ever get nekkid?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 01, 2021 10:12 AM (qyH+l)

216 Posted by: Bozo Conservative ...meticulous weirdo at May 01, 2021 10:10 AM (tjZg/)

So submit then. Not a peep, lest we be targeted by Big Gov. No wonder conservatives are getting rolled over.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 10:12 AM (jvt6t)

217 ...hypoxiatic...

***

I don't think that is really a word, but given the context I'm going to allow it.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2021 10:13 AM (Fc5rx)

218 A now a message from the future POTUS : "Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis says that the idea of "systemic racism" is a bunch of "horse manure" ""

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2021 10:13 AM (V13WU)

219 Not many signs of the great Sioux westward migration when they were forced out of Minnesota to the plains.

My people didn't even leave their DNA behind!

Posted by: Liawatha Warren at May 01, 2021 10:14 AM (l0Lgi)

220 Every time I see systemic, I think of Greased Lightning.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2021 10:16 AM (PUmDY)

221 For me 'systemic' means herbicide; it's the only use for the word I have.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 01, 2021 10:17 AM (85Ax+)

222 Speaking of bikes, my nearly 40 year old bike needs tires, I think I got my money's worth out of them.

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2021 10:18 AM (Cxk7w)

223 If anyone has a good way to contact Pixy, I'd really like to see him start posting later in the day. His content is interesting to me, but I don't generally read the intertubes at 0300.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2021 10:19 AM (v16oJ)

224 Pre-garden thread NOOD

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at May 01, 2021 10:20 AM (Cxk7w)

225 Not many signs of the great Sioux westward migration when they were forced out of Minnesota to the plains.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 01, 2021 10:02 AM


Brother Dave say: Everybody got a place. 'Cept thems that what got no place. They just run around on other people's places.

Kinda says it all.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 10:20 AM (axyOa)

226 The fbi pulled a no knock warrant with seven agents on a couple's house in Alaska because they claimed the couple stole nancy pelosi's laptop during the riot. The couple was never inside the Capitol building.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 01, 2021 10:21 AM (JUOKG)

227
Why do socialists love trains?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Buttigieg in North Carolina today via press pool: "When we envision travel for the next 50 years, the train should be a common sense option. The rumble of rails. The freedom of looking out your train window should once again be known to be as all-American as the open road."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2021 10:22 AM (63Dwl)

228 My people didn't even leave their DNA behind!

Posted by: Liawatha Warren

True, but if you look carefully, you can still find the odd carapace from the preparation of prairie crab dip.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2021 10:23 AM (v16oJ)

229 I was born a poor black child.

Posted by: Steve Martin at May 01, 2021 10:28 AM (1Yy3c)

230 Maybe it's time we all became Rolling Thunder patriots and show up, en masse, anyway. Half a million should do it.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 01, 2021 09:52 AM (jvt6t)


Sure, and then the ranks of the patriots will be infiltrated by FBI or other government agents who will start shit and give their uniformed brethren an excuse to shoot some in the neck.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 01, 2021 10:29 AM (HrMC1)

231 Buttigieg in North Carolina today via press pool: "When we envision travel for the next 50 years, the train should be a common sense option. The rumble of rails. The freedom of looking out your train window should once again be known to be as all-American as the open road."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2021 10:22 AM (63Dwl)

You're joking.

Wait. He really said this?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 01, 2021 10:30 AM (HrMC1)

232 >>Buttigieg in North Carolina today via press pool: "When we envision travel for the next 50 years, the train should be a common sense option. The rumble of rails. The freedom of looking out your train window should once again be known to be as all-American as the open road."


HE JUST LIKES WATCHING THEM GO THROUGH TUNNELS!

Posted by: bIG bEN r. at May 01, 2021 10:32 AM (Z0nsg)

233 Anyone wanna ride train through my tunnel?

*Wink*

Posted by: Booty Judge at May 01, 2021 10:36 AM (1Yy3c)

234 Buttigieg in North Carolina today via press pool: "When we envision travel for the next 50 years

"...we envision technology from the 1830's. Forward!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2021 10:46 AM (l0Lgi)

235 I heard Elon Musk is working on a self-detonating truck for the Muslim market

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2021 10:53 AM (Uh2oA)

236 For a plus in the culture wars go check out the webtoons at Arkhaven.com. They are comics like they used to be with daily updates and it is free.

Posted by: Star Tripper at May 01, 2021 11:36 AM (B+8UT)

237 That was Erin's first movie as an adult. But not her first adult movie.
Did she ever get nekkid?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 01, 2021 10:12 AM (qyH+l)



I hope not.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 01, 2021 11:36 AM (ZSK0i)

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