Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/1/21) Opening Day Fishing Edition

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The Saturday Night Joke


Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each others stories.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why Hooters?"
"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."
"Perfect, you're on"
At age 42, they meet and play golf again
"Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Again? Why?"
"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."
"Yeah, boy! Let's do it!"
At age 52 they meet and play again. "So, where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters.
"Why?"
"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."
"OK."
At age 62 they meet again.
After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."
"Good choice"
At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."
"Great choice."
At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before."
"OK, let's give it a try!"

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Bad to the bone. And his driving skills aren't bad either.

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Good news for our friends "down under". Alcohol going down in price.


Booze prices are set to tumble around Australia as alcohol producers are handed a tax cut to boost the hospitality sector's recovery.

Australian drinkers have long endured some of the most expensive pints in the world, with Perth ranking second only to Oslo, due to enormous taxes.

But on Saturday the federal government announced tax cuts of up to $250,000 a year for liquor producers hit by coronavirus.

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Perhaps if we raised children to be self-sufficient and hardy these playground activities wouldn't be banned. Dangerous playground equipment? You decide.

With equipment that made a mockery of the universal conditions of gravity and physics, the schoolyards of the early 20th century were a treacherous labyrinth of concussion and contusion. Grandpa always said he was tough—but even if you don’t believe that he walked eight miles uphill in the snow to school every day, these vintage playground devices were truly perilous.


Perilous? Oh FFS.

Talk about perilous games and life style. When playing Xbox leave the drugs alone.

An inquest heard the night he died Simon and a friend stayed up until around midnight to play on an Xbox.

But his friend went upstairs to bed - and came down 11 hours later to find Simon.

The inquest heard he found Simon "still on the sofa, in a sitting position, still clutching the Xbox controller".

Paramedics and police were called to the property but he was pronounced dead at 12.15pm at his home in Loughor, Swansea.

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Everything is race. Including a f*cking robotic dog.
New York City – Not even robots are sage from the anti-police crowd. In February, NYPD rolled out a futuristic robot dog after officers in the Bronx had responded to a hostage situation. The viral video sparked controversy from Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., who then called it a “robotic surveillance ground drone,” while praising activists in her district who pushed back on the tech to demand that police funds should instead go toward investments like school counseling.


Once again she demonstrates her bra size exceeds her IQ.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



On this day:1 May 1956
Johnny Cash released his classic song, 'I Walk the Line', which became his first No.1 Billboard country hit and remained on the charts for over 43 weeks, selling over 2 million copies. The unique chord progression for the song was inspired by backwards playback of guitar runs on Cash's tape recorder while he was in the Air Force stationed in Germany. via thisdayinmusic.com


Born on this day:1 May 1930
American blues musician, singer, and songwriter Little Walter. He was the first harp player to amplify his harmonica, giving it a distorted echoing sound. His virtuosity and musical innovations fundamentally altered many listeners' expectations of what was possible on blues harmonica. Walter died on February 15th 1968. via thisdayinmusic.com


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I've driven a number of Toyota vehicles over the years. They company fleet vehicles and held up to the rigors of a company car. Maybe someday one of my company rides will have a hydrogen combustion engine.

Toyota is going racing with a hydrogen combustion engine, mainly as an experiment and continuation of Toyota’s somewhat unhinged obsession with hydrogen. Still, I think you will agree that it sounds good.

Which is to say that it sounds like a car:


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Watching campfires is fun. Unless you're a Genius Award Winner.

ELKTON, MD (WBFF) - A woman is in custody with multiple arson-related charges following a house fire in Cecil County.

Just after 1:15 p.m. on Thursday, Singerly Fire Company and surrounding fire departments responded to the unit block of Cherry Lane in Elkton for a reported house fire.


Witnesses reported observing a woman, later identified as Gail J. Metwally, 47 of Elkton, setting multiple fires within the home and then sitting in a chair on the front lawn, where she watched the fire engulf the home.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Unapproved Safety Equipment.

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1 i

I wonder where everyone is at

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 01, 2021 08:47 PM (aA3+G)

2 First

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 08:48 PM (ZfRYq)

3 I read the content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 08:48 PM (ZfRYq)

4 CNN is crowing tonight that Mittens Romney narrowly escaped censor from the Utah house...never underestimate CNN's ability to ignore the lede - that Mormon Romney even faced censorship in his own home state - wow. What an embarrassment and fall from grace for a one time GOP nominee for President - even with the narrow escape.

Posted by: Boswell at May 01, 2021 08:48 PM (w2LAm)

5 Great content. Better than yelling First.

I even watched the heist video. They do not have a radio or cell phone?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

6 Yelled Nood to the Movie thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

7 Didn't expect this early an ONT, but . . . . great!

Hydrogen. What could go wrong?

Posted by: LRob in TN at May 01, 2021 08:50 PM (jboH3)

8 Good evening horde! Spent some time this evening snuggling with Moose, watched a so so movie, but all is well.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2021 08:50 PM (nxdel)

9 'Sup!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2021 08:52 PM (5XK0y)

10 I contemplated bringing MC tires home like that more than once.
But I had 2nd and 3rd thoughts and didn't.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 08:52 PM (gtatv)

11 Funny joke!

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at May 01, 2021 08:52 PM (Wafzl)

12 Heard lil walter got hit onna head with bottle, went home and died. The only harmonica we like. Try "flying saucer"

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 01, 2021 08:52 PM (LWqEM)

13 I've managed to reach *counts on fingers* this many years of age without ever setting foot inside a Hooters. Not by design, just managed not to. I don't feel like I'm missing out on a whole lot.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 08:52 PM (t+qrx)

14 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 01, 2021 08:53 PM (SchxB)

15 LRob in TN

My relationships when I was single resembled the Hindenburg. But the Hindenburg had more survivors.

Yeah hydrogen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

16 was it a crowded movie thread?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 08:53 PM (bTQ72)

17 MisssHummmmmm!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 01, 2021 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

18 By the way - who doesn't love three chord Johnny, right?

He kept it simple and let his buttery voice to the work...great stuff.

Posted by: Boswell at May 01, 2021 08:53 PM (w2LAm)

19 Once again she demonstrates her bra size exceeds her IQ.

So IQ < 36?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2021 08:54 PM (xvEYc)

20 {{{Jewells45}}}

How did the show go? I hope you sold out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

21 bouncing back and forth on TV with middle school daughter between movie Midway from 1976 and Straight outa Compton about the start of NWA in 1988

so a history night

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 08:55 PM (bTQ72)

22 That ain't unapproved safety equipment.

That's ingenious cargo capacity.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 01, 2021 08:55 PM (4fSQf)

23 I've managed to reach *counts on fingers* this many years of age without ever setting foot inside a Hooters. Not by design, just managed not to. I don't feel like I'm missing out on a whole lot.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 08:52 PM (t+qrx)
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first of the Breastaurants.

I've never been in a Hooters either. Never got around to it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 01, 2021 08:55 PM (2SdPm)

24 4 CNN is crowing tonight that Mittens Romney narrowly escaped censor from the Utah house...never underestimate CNN's ability to ignore the lede - that Mormon Romney even faced censorship in his own home state - wow. What an embarrassment and fall from grace for a one time GOP nominee for President - even with the narrow escape.
Posted by: Boswell at May 01, 2021 08:48 PM (w2LAm)

If you vote harder he may be censored in 2022!

Donate today, funds matched up to 666%!

Posted by: GOP fundraising texts at May 01, 2021 08:55 PM (Ojki1)

25 I'd like to know more about the two guys, the heist, and the chase. Like if they made it out ok. Passenger looks pretty content to let the other guy take care of everything.

Conveniently timed with the Statham movie coming out.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2021 08:55 PM (9G8ar)

26 I've managed to reach *counts on fingers* this many years of age without ever setting foot inside a Hooters. Not by design, just managed not to. I don't feel like I'm missing out on a whole lot.


Went to one years ago for lunch with co-workers. About all I can remember from that trip is the chicken sandwich was better then I expected. So I guess the waitress weren't all that impressive.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 01, 2021 08:55 PM (SchxB)

27 hogmartin

Nothing like the "Buy me a drink"girls in every seedy Med port to make Hooters seem unneeded.

Plus I was homeported in Subic for a while, although most of that was at sea.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

28 Present

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2021 08:57 PM (iTXRQ)

29 13 I've managed to reach *counts on fingers* this many years of age without ever setting foot inside a Hooters. Not by design, just managed not to. I don't feel like I'm missing out on a whole lot.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 08:52 PM (t+qrx)

I've been in one, as I was outvoted.

Since I was voting for Planet Hollywood, nothing of value was really lost.

Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 08:57 PM (Ojki1)

30 Good evening horde! Spent some time this evening snuggling with Moose, watched a so so movie, but all is well.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2021 08:50 PM (nxdel)
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Good evening, Jewells, and, thanks for your input, much appreciated.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 01, 2021 08:57 PM (2SdPm)

31 Subic?

Did you partake of the local egg delicacy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2021 08:57 PM (xvEYc)

32 Hooters has food?


Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 08:57 PM (bTQ72)

33 25 I'd like to know more about the two guys, the heist, and the chase. Like if they made it out ok. Passenger looks pretty content to let the other guy take care of everything.

Conveniently timed with the Statham movie coming out.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2021 08:55 PM (9G8ar


Yeah, the passenger most definitely shit himself. His eyes were saucers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 01, 2021 08:57 PM (4fSQf)

34 Since I was voting for Planet Hollywood, nothing of value was really lost.
Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 08:57 PM (Ojki1)


Your own personal Kobayashi Maru.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 08:57 PM (t+qrx)

35 Plus I was homeported in Subic for a while, although most of that was at sea.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

Cubi Point O' Club was a jumping joint in the 80's I don't mind saying...

Posted by: Boswell at May 01, 2021 08:58 PM (w2LAm)

36 Cheaper booze in Australia?

Be glad you don't smoke there. $40 a packet and vapes are outlawed.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2021 08:59 PM (vuisn)

37 Hooters has food?


It did 20 years ago. They may have changed the menu since then.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 01, 2021 08:59 PM (SchxB)

38 good evening

Posted by: wing at May 01, 2021 08:59 PM (JFzNN)

39 So the needs of the many outweighed the needs of the few or the one

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2021 08:59 PM (xvEYc)

40 Anna Puma

I am classifying all of my off-duty exploits in Subic, as tame as they were, to 'Need to Know". Maybe at a MoMeet, when the Fleet sailors start a lying contest of Sea Stories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

41 Thanks for the awesome ONT, Mis Hum!

Hope the fish were biting on opening day...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 01, 2021 09:00 PM (rwusL)

42 Evening everyone.

My first concussion was as a result of the monkey bars in 1st grade. Apparently, one is not supposed to slide down a pole head first.

Who knew?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 09:00 PM (Rvt88)

43 That truck driver is one cool customer.

Also, if that guy on the bike catches fire while wearing those tires we might say that this thread opens and closes with a celebration of South African culture!

Posted by: CppThis at May 01, 2021 09:01 PM (zcf1k)

44 >>> Yeah, the passenger most definitely shit himself. His eyes were saucers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 01, 2021 08:57 PM (4fSQf)


Passenger: Hold your rifle? Sure I'll hold your rifle. Hide in my own asshole? Sure I'll hide in my own asshole.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2021 09:01 PM (9G8ar)

45 32 Hooters has food?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 08:57 PM (bTQ72)

Allegedly. My one experience had me thinking it was more a food like product.

Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 09:01 PM (Ojki1)

46 Hooters was a fantastic idea that took off like crazy. That dude got rich in a hurry.

But the food always kinda sucked and the ladies never really were that much to look at.

Twin Peaks is the latest entry into that game. I learned from the owner that they fly the 'special girls' out to open new restaurants.

They stay for a month then you are left with the local talent, which usually ain't the same.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 01, 2021 09:01 PM (4fSQf)

47 My first concussion was as a result of the monkey bars in 1st grade. Apparently, one is not supposed to slide down a pole head first.


Yeah, using your head as a bump stop is usually not recommended.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 01, 2021 09:02 PM (SchxB)

48 Oh gosh, there's "everything is race. Including a f*cking robotic dog" right up there, and I've gone and neglected to mention my personal opinions on fucking robot dogs.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 09:02 PM (t+qrx)

49 Boswell

Cubi Point O' Club was an amazing place. But I was never inport when the 1310s were in.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

50 Good evening all. Thank you MisHum.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2021 09:03 PM (dqQiv)

51 Best looking hooters girls I have seen were in underground Atlanta when it was in one of its periodic no to scary to go into phases.

Least good looking was surprisingly in Gainesville Florida. My working hypothesis is that the good looking girls at U of F aren't going to stoop to working as waitresses.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 09:03 PM (ZfRYq)

52 39 So the needs of the many outweighed the needs of the few or the one
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2021 08:59 PM (xvEYc)

Or in this case the desire of 2 teens to oogle scantily clad women outweighed one persons desire to look at shlock movie props.

Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 09:03 PM (Ojki1)

53 Maybe at a MoMeet, when the Fleet sailors start a lying contest of Sea Stories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


There I was. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 09:04 PM (Rvt88)

54 That playground article. No wonder kids are pussies today.

smfh

Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2021 09:04 PM (E0OEG)

55 48 Oh gosh, there's "everything is race. Including a f*cking robotic dog" right up there, and I've gone and neglected to mention my personal opinions on fucking robot dogs.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 09:02 PM (t+qrx)

I'd suggest waiting for the female sex bots, but I guess everyone has a kink.

Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 09:05 PM (Ojki1)

56

Police officers in Newark, NJ didn't fire a single shot in 2020, which means the city did not have to pay to settle police brutality cases, according to NJ.com.

Crime has reportedly dropped in the city with police recovering nearly 500 illegal firearms from the street last year. Aqeela Sherills, head of the Newark Community Street Team, a group consisting of former offenders working to actively defuse violence in the city's most violent areas, said "This is significant."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2021 09:05 PM (63Dwl)

57 Tonypete

Are you and your son going to Texas in October?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:05 PM (u82oZ)

58 Maybe at a MoMeet, when the Fleet sailors start a lying contest of Sea Stories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

There I was. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 09:04 PM (Rvt8


Is this no-shit?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 09:06 PM (t+qrx)

59 Are robotic lawn mowers xenophobic?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2021 09:06 PM (63Dwl)

60 Hooters Airlines has me wondering about alternate-universe 9/11 scenarios. What if..?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2021 09:06 PM (vuisn)

61 RE: Bar placard: Throw in "No Communist BLM NBA" and I'm there.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at May 01, 2021 09:06 PM (R4j1g)

62 Are you and your son going to Texas in October?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Affirmative!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 09:06 PM (Rvt88)

63 When I lived in Greece I saw a lot of crazy stuff on mopeds. A dude with another dude holding the hood of a car. They managed about 5mph. Lots of drag.

A family of 5. Mama was holding a television set.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 09:07 PM (ZfRYq)

64 63 When I lived in Greece I saw a lot of crazy stuff on mopeds. A dude with another dude holding the hood of a car. They managed about 5mph. Lots of drag.

A family of 5. Mama was holding a television set.
Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 09:07 PM (ZfRYq


Not gonna lie. My favorite Top Gear episode was Vietnam where they all got scooters. Just the chaos alone was amazing to see. And then all the people carrying all kinds of stuff on a motorcycle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 01, 2021 09:08 PM (4fSQf)

65 Happy-ish Saturday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pumpkin Chuckin' Critic... at May 01, 2021 09:08 PM (okV1R)

66 Blake you are welcome.. anytime.

NaCly.. it was so so. I netted $65. Sat there for close to 6 hours and said to hell with it and packed it in.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2021 09:09 PM (nxdel)

67 *Sees someone called*

One day I would like them to call before they do their stupid thing and then expect me to listen to them bitch it didn't work out and life isn't fair.

Not because I could talk them out of it, just so I could tell them "See, this isn't hindsight being 20/20, this is me predicting how this choice go and how our next convo will go, with me being able to say 'I told you it was stupid"' rather than just 'That was a stupid thing to do.'"

Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 09:10 PM (Ojki1)

68 64 63 When I lived in Greece I saw a lot of crazy stuff on mopeds. A dude with another dude holding the hood of a car. They managed about 5mph. Lots of drag.

A family of 5. Mama was holding a television set.
Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 09:07 PM (ZfRYq)

My personal favorite was the snowmen on the hoods of cars. In front of the driver's side. I can't believe I survived two years driving in Greece. It really was a miracle.

Posted by: Moki at May 01, 2021 09:11 PM (ncrvG)

69 >>> Twin Peaks is the latest entry into that game. I learned from the owner that they fly the 'special girls' out to open new restaurants.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 01, 2021 09:01 PM (4fSQf)

There's also Scottish related places now like Tilted Kilt. There's a place here called Molly MacPherson with mostly waitresses but not revealing attire. And I think chick's had a place to go to named Cocks or something. A bit too on the nose.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2021 09:11 PM (9G8ar)

70 Phnom Penh, and everybody on scooters/mopeds. I'd sit on the roof of the hotel and watch the streets below, no traffic lights at intersections, just controlled chaos. And driving on sidewalks. Sort of hypnotic almost.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 01, 2021 09:11 PM (NUb9I)

71 Tonypete

Great. Looking forward to meeting you.

Hogmartin,

I have a true story of Subic that, alas, I will not tell.

But I have others, like one RM2 that missed ship's movement. I would have conducted Captain's Mast, but I had my ISIC do it, as my max award as a LT was 3 days bread and water. He spent 30 days in a Marine Correctional Custody unit in Subic.

Probably the worst outcome for lots of BFM sex.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

72 Thirst!

mini market time here in SoCal, BTW

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 01, 2021 09:11 PM (omAHa)

73 Cubi Point O' Club was an amazing place. But I was never inport when the 1310s were in.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

Ahh - one of these days you and me, Salty, we gotta share a beer over our West Pac days...you and I got stories, we do...

Posted by: Boswell at May 01, 2021 09:12 PM (w2LAm)

74 I am classifying all of my off-duty exploits in Subic, as tame as they were, to 'Need to Know". Maybe at a MoMeet, when the Fleet sailors start a lying contest of Sea Stories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

And only those of us who crossed the river will know if you're telling the actual truth.
To Westpac cruises '75 & '76.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 09:12 PM (gtatv)

75 Good night morons. I'm so done in. Not sure how much longer I can do this. It takes its toll on the body. Stay safe ya'll.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2021 09:14 PM (nxdel)

76 I am classifying all of my off-duty exploits in Subic, as tame as they were, to 'Need to Know". Maybe at a MoMeet, when the Fleet sailors start a lying contest of Sea Stories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:00 PM (u82oZ)


Thing is, anyone at a MoMee will know every mother's son of you will be lying through your teeth, so presentation and raconteur skills will be the deciding factor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:14 PM (hOUT3)

77 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 09:12 PM (gtatv)

I was a decade behind. I cant imagine what that place was like then.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2021 09:14 PM (5XK0y)

78 Good Night, Jewells45.

Sleep well and deeply. Wake refreshed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:15 PM (u82oZ)

79
Thing is, anyone at a MoMee will know every mother's son of you will be lying through your teeth, so presentation and raconteur skills will be the deciding factor!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:14 PM (hOUT3)



Are ...are you telling me...you lie?????

Posted by: Moki at May 01, 2021 09:15 PM (ncrvG)

80 And only those of us who crossed the river will know if you're telling the actual truth.
To Westpac cruises '75 & '76.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 09:12 PM (gtatv)

Yeah? Shit river was just as shitty in '87 - but Heaven and 5 cent Magoos were only a short walk over that bridge...

Posted by: Boswell at May 01, 2021 09:15 PM (w2LAm)

81 Need to know what happened to the armored truck guys

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at May 01, 2021 09:15 PM (Wafzl)

82 My personal favorite was the snowmen on the hoods of cars. In front of the driver's side. I can't believe I survived two years driving in Greece. It really was a miracle.
Posted by: Moki at May 01, 2021 09:11 PM (ncrvG)


I took a retired Prince Georges county sheriffs car. I only gave right of way to buses and cement trucks.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 09:16 PM (ZfRYq)

83 I went to Hooters once, and the gals were the best part of the place, but the Playboy clubs in downtown Chicago and lower Wisconsin had the superior costumes. And expensive drinks.

One of my single buddies had a key card.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2021 09:16 PM (F0YaR)

84 What up, O-N-Teeeeeeeeeee!!!

Another great one, Mis Hum -- thanks!

Oh, BTW --
Titlted Kilt > Hooters

Posted by: Doof at May 01, 2021 09:16 PM (zMICA)

85 Anybody play a game of "smiles" in Subic?

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 09:17 PM (ZfRYq)

86 Thing is, anyone at a MoMee will know every mother's son of you will be lying through your teeth, so presentation and raconteur skills will be the deciding factor!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

The shit of it is, many of us have told certain stories so many times, for so many years, that we can't even remember if they are true or not.

"And if it didn't happen that way, it should have!"

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 09:17 PM (Rvt88)

87 Commissar Hrothgar

We need a lying contest award.

My Texas cousin told me about a winning Texas lie at a County Fair, or maybe the Texas Fair.

After a lot of long lies, the winner got up and said:

"In my house I have 3 teenagers and 4 flashlights. And they all work."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

88 Are ...are you telling me...you lie?????
Posted by: Moki at May 01, 2021 09:15 PM (ncrvG)


Oh no, not I, I was referring to the "others". I personally am a bastion of truthiness!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:18 PM (hOUT3)

89 And I think chick's had a place to go to named Cocks or something. A bit too on the nose.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2021 09:11 PM (9G8ar)
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I think you mean O'NUtterz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYBA1GQf5WQ

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 01, 2021 09:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

90 Hey everybody. Hey ONT! Hey MisHum!

Great joke MisHum.
Although I've read Hooters has not been doing well lately. A lot of their locations are closing.

Also, I was very turned off from eating there a number of years ago when there was a blog written by a waitress there, called "The Hooters Girl." Long story short: the waitresses pretty much don't like 95% of the men who come in.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 09:18 PM (L2ZTs)

91 There's also Scottish related places now like Tilted Kilt. There's a place here called Molly MacPherson with mostly waitresses but not revealing attire. And I think chick's had a place to go to named Cocks or something. A bit too on the nose.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2021 09:11 PM (9G8ar)


Anna Miller's in Hawaii is apparently has a huge pervy following on account of the sort of dirndl uniform the waitresses wear. I suggested it to a friend when we were trying to come up with somewhere to eat, and she goofed on me about it, which was the first time I'd heard of that. I just thought they had really good breakfasts and pies.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 09:18 PM (t+qrx)

92 Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 09:17 PM (ZfRYq)

Who didnt play a game of smiles.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2021 09:19 PM (5XK0y)

93 Herr Frau Doktor vmom

Must have been bad. No backup. Bad armored vest. No helmet and hearing protection. And no phone or radio.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

94
If anyone is interested, the Zephram Cochran episode of Star Trek TOS with Eleanor Donahue is playing on MeTV right now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2021 09:20 PM (Mzdiz)

95 Also, I was very turned off from eating there a number of years ago when there was a blog written by a waitress there, called "The Hooters Girl." Long story short: the waitresses pretty much don't like 95% of the men who come in.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 09:18 PM (L2ZTs)

In fairness, a lot of employees don't like 95% of the customers.

Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 09:20 PM (Ojki1)

96 Who didnt play a game of smiles.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2021 09:19 PM (5XK0y)


Well not me. I'm an Army guy. Went to a Navy School though.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 09:20 PM (ZfRYq)

97 The millennials apparently would rather go to a place these days that's gimmicky about the food, rather than the waitresses.

Case in point: Slater's 50/50 in Huntington Beach (which is now a chain).

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 09:20 PM (L2ZTs)

98 Long story short: the waitresses pretty much don't like 95% of the men who come in.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 09:18 PM (L2ZTs)


Welp, there goes my monocle, comically popping right off my face from surprise.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 09:20 PM (t+qrx)

99 Bete, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 09:21 PM (L2ZTs)

100 hogmartin, I'd say just call me Captain Obvious but we already have another moron who goes by that handle. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 09:21 PM (L2ZTs)

101 Must have been bad. No backup. Bad armored vest. No helmet and hearing protection. And no phone or radio.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

Youtube description says it was in South Africa

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at May 01, 2021 09:22 PM (Wafzl)

102 I cant imagine what that place was like then.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
---
As a Jarhead I'm sure you can!
(As a Navy 'Doc' at the time that is meant in a comradely sense.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 09:22 PM (gtatv)

103 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

A lying contest would be an appropriate event at any MoMee, the tales would become the stuff of legends!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)

104 Commissar Hrothgar is a tower of moral rectitude. But he has seen or been to Fantasy Island. "Da Plane" was how we first navigated to Love Field in 2019.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:22 PM (u82oZ)

105 Toyota and hydrogen.
Sounds cool but nothing like a flux capiciter.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 09:22 PM (axyOa)

106 If you don't want men staring at your tits and your ass, I'd highly suggest not working at a restaurant called hooters.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 01, 2021 09:23 PM (4fSQf)

107
In fairness, a lot of employees don't like 95% of the customers.
Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 09:20 PM (Ojki1)

in fairness, I don't like 95% of anybody.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:24 PM (bxPTJ)

108 BAMA, the "Hooters Girl" blog basically said a lot of their waitresses would quit, were it not for the insane tips they get. Okay, even I wasn't surprised by that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 09:24 PM (L2ZTs)

109 >> he waitresses pretty much don't like 95% of the men who come in.

Same thing with the "exotic dancers" at strip clubs. I read an article on this phenomenon a few years ago. The women who work in this "industry", from hooters to near live porn shows generally end up hating the men, and men in general. Many of them go lesbo.

It's fairly obvious why if you think about. They see men at their worst, drooling and whooping and hollering and acting like uncouth horndogs and satyrs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2021 09:24 PM (Mzdiz)

110 Didya know Lou Diamond Phillips was born in Subic

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at May 01, 2021 09:24 PM (Wafzl)

111 Erev tov morons thank you mh

Hiked in the Presidio in a new park built over the 101 paid for by federal tax slaves. Thank you!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2021 09:25 PM (EZebt)

112 Commissar Hrothgar is a tower of moral rectitude. But he has seen or been to Fantasy Island. "Da Plane" was how we first navigated to Love Field in 2019.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:22 PM (u82oZ)


I told Ricardo I would never divulge what happened there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:25 PM (hOUT3)

113 If you don't want men staring at your tits and your ass, I'd highly suggest not working at a restaurant called hooters.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Um, avoiding work at Hooters won't stop that.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 09:25 PM (Rvt88)

114 example # 10 million that some humans are very smart


Twin Peaks is the latest entry into that game. I learned from the owner that they fly the 'special girls' out to open new restaurants.

They stay for a month then you are left with the local talent, which usually ain't the same.

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 09:26 PM (bTQ72)

115 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 09:22 PM (gtatv)

I thought Olangapo City was the craziest place I'd been to. Then we went to Phuket.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2021 09:26 PM (5XK0y)

116 Once again she demonstrates her bra size exceeds her IQ.


*drifts off in a daydream*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 01, 2021 09:26 PM (emxxF)

117 in fairness, I don't like 95% of anybody.
Posted by: Tom Servo

But the 5% of someone you do like, you REALLY like!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 09:26 PM (Rvt88)

118 Must have been bad. No backup. Bad armored vest. No helmet and hearing protection. And no phone or radio.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Driver popped out with the rifle. Bad guys gave up and split before shots were fired by the ex-cop driver.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 09:27 PM (gtatv)

119
I took a retired Prince Georges county sheriffs car. I only gave right of way to buses and cement trucks.
Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 09:16 PM (ZfRYq)

That was smart. My corolla was at a definite disadvantage. At least it was fast and was responsive, so I could get out of the way of stuff.

I think we were there around the same time, with N17 running around doing stuff. Exciting times.

Posted by: Moki at May 01, 2021 09:27 PM (ncrvG)

120 Thanks Salty - I am really looking forward to face time with fellow Morons also.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 09:27 PM (Rvt88)

121 116 G'rump928(c)

⛩ ⚓. Snort ⚓ ⛩

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

122 Same thing with the "exotic dancers" at strip clubs. I read an article on this phenomenon a few years ago. The women who work in this "industry", from hooters to near live porn shows generally end up hating the men, and men in general. Many of them go lesbo.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2021 09:24 PM (Mzdiz)

I'd bet most "exotic dancers" have issues pre taking up their jobs. In fact, I'd bet their issues lead to that "profession" to begin with. In fairness, probably in relations to some man they call dad.

Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 09:28 PM (Ojki1)

123 Long story short: the waitresses pretty much don't like 95% of the men who come in.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Well it's good to be in the 1%

Posted by: Jean at May 01, 2021 09:28 PM (Xih1H)

124
Hah, hah. Mittens got booed big time. At the Utah state GOP organizing convention. He narrowly avoided a censure vote.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2021 09:28 PM (Mzdiz)

125 Holy cow, Scott Glenn looks like a Crypt Keeper fashioned out of beef jerky.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 01, 2021 09:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

126 That Brinks truck driving was.... insane. Not surprised that the guy is SA's version of Special Forces. His passenger needs a bit more experience, though.

Posted by: pookysgirl has never been shot at and would like to keep it that way at May 01, 2021 09:28 PM (XKZwp)

127 They didn't have Hooters back in the "modern stone age" town of Bedrock, but they had singing/dancing waitresses...

"Here we come on the run with a burger and a bun"...
https://youtu.be/BSmYJ2BVAmQ

Posted by: (Yabba Dabba) Doof at May 01, 2021 09:29 PM (zMICA)

128 AZ deplorable moron

Thanks for closing that open loop. Still think is is questionable with no comms.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

129 Robot police dogs are a hard no from me
In fact any kind of robot rule enforcement is a big fat no

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at May 01, 2021 09:29 PM (Wafzl)

130 81 Need to know what happened to the armored truck guys
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at May 01, 2021 09:15 PM (Wafzl)


They drop the money off, park the truck at the maintenance garage and stop by the pub on the way home for the day.

Posted by: CppThis at May 01, 2021 09:30 PM (zcf1k)

131
Oh no, not I, I was referring to the "others". I personally am a bastion of truthiness!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:18 PM (hOUT3)

Of course, of course you are. Shame on me for doubting!

Posted by: Moki at May 01, 2021 09:30 PM (ncrvG)

132
I thought Olangapo City was the craziest place I'd been to. Then we went to Phuket.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Never made it there... took care of people that used Thai sticks though.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 09:30 PM (gtatv)

133 Hooters here is closed. But it had the best wings around. But the real surprise was the hot ham and cheese sammich. It was awesome!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 09:30 PM (axyOa)

134 25 I'd like to know more about the two guys, the heist, and the chase. Like if they made it out ok. Passenger looks pretty content to let the other guy take care of everything.

Conveniently timed with the Statham movie coming out.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2021 08:55 PM (9G8ar)


Supposedly they were hauling gold.

Posted by: clutch at May 01, 2021 09:31 PM (9UmRs)

135 How do we get RoboCop if we don't start with robo dogs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 01, 2021 09:31 PM (4fSQf)

136 He narrowly avoided a censure vote.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2021 09:28 PM (Mzdiz)


The operative adverb there is "narrowly"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:31 PM (hOUT3)

137 131
Oh no, not I, I was referring to the "others". I personally am a bastion of truthiness!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:18 PM (hOUT3)

Of course, of course you are. Shame on me for doubting!
Posted by: Moki at May 01, 2021 09:30 PM (ncrvG)

Weird, Commissar Hrothgar just made a tally on his board after than post. Wonder what that was about.

Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 09:31 PM (Ojki1)

138 I have a hard time blaming anyone, including AOC, for wanting the robot dog canceled. That thing was quite creepy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)

139 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Unapproved Safety Equipment.

++++

Heh. I bet he wasn't doing it for safety. I'm guessing he just needed to transport those tires. How would you carry two tires on that small motorcycle?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 01, 2021 09:32 PM (hVqGz)

140 Shame on me for doubting!
Posted by: Moki at May 01, 2021 09:30 PM (ncrvG)


Let's not let that happen again, eh!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:32 PM (hOUT3)

141 the girls who self select to work at strip clubs and hooters type places probably have some pronounced personality traits

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 09:33 PM (bTQ72)

142
Thanks for closing that open loop. Still think is is questionable with no comms.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

No argument from me!
The passenger looked mostly lost through the whole thing.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 09:33 PM (gtatv)

143 Supposedly they were hauling gold.
Posted by: clutch

Whatever they're bring paid, it's not enough

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at May 01, 2021 09:33 PM (Wafzl)

144 At least the Hooter's in our town gave a place for old pervs to go instead of to the university gymnastics meets.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2021 09:33 PM (vuisn)

145 MisHum, ever thought about opening up your own watering hole in town?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)

146 since Twin Peaks was brought up, it reminds me of the Great Biker Shoot Out at the Twin Peaks in Waco, Texas about 4 years ago. There's another story that a real reporter who was interested in Investigative Reporting could have a hell of a time with - so of course no one will mention it now.

A recap - members of several Texas biker groups had a meetup at the Twin Peaks in Waco, a little over a couple hundred people. Shots broke out, several people were killed, nearly 200 people were arrested, it was supposed to be one of the biggest gang busts in history. But many of the men who arrested said that all of the police were in position with weapons drawn before anything happened; that it was the police who shot first, and that those few bikers that did fire back simply thought they were being attacked by persons unknown. They said it was all a setup from the start.

How it ended up - 1 biker stood trial, only 1. Result: Hung Jury. All of the other attorneys demanded discovery to see if the Police really had set them up. A new DA was elected, he came in, looked at the cases - and dropped every one. Unspoken agreement; no one will ever talk about this incident again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:33 PM (bxPTJ)

147 Holy cow, Scott Glenn looks like a Crypt Keeper fashioned out of beef jerky.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 01, 2021 09:28 PM (Dc2NZ)


He was basically the same age for about 30 years though.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 09:33 PM (t+qrx)

148
strippers and E-3s in the US military are always a facinating thing to watch as boyfriend/girlfriend

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 09:34 PM (bTQ72)

149 Twin Peaks is the latest entry into that game. I learned from the owner that they fly the 'special girls' out to open new restaurants.

They clearly were doing it wrong in Waco when they flew in shooters from all around to open fire on a restaurant full of bikers.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 01, 2021 09:34 PM (mTlVG)

150 There was a place on a narrow street in Newark, upstairs was very classy and proper, downstairs was the raunchiest topless dancing lunch buffet evah. Hooters is family friendly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2021 09:34 PM (EZebt)

151 Hydrogen is a pita fuel.
even if it's free we'd make a room temp liquid HxCy

Posted by: DaveA at May 01, 2021 09:34 PM (FhXTo)

152 Hi everyone. Thanks for the ONT, MisHum. Still working on possibly making a relevant contribution to the Pet Thread. In the meantime, here's my late lamented Leela, the very first Pet on the very first Pet Thread, being adorable.

https://tinyurl.com/38sap8tb

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 01, 2021 09:34 PM (OU+8W)

153 Clearly there needs to be an Army guy there to bring dignity to what otherwise might be an unruly brawl.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 09:35 PM (axyOa)

154 Diogenes

You said you were in Grenada for the all services tour.

I'd like to hear your stories on that. Read only one book on it. By a guy I am not sure I can trust.

We were flash deployed out of Norfolk to cover you all, if things went South.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:36 PM (u82oZ)

155 I'd bet most "exotic dancers" have issues pre taking up their jobs. In fact, I'd bet their issues lead to that "profession" to begin with. In fairness, probably in relations to some man they call dad.
Posted by: Bete at May 01, 2021 09:28 PM (Ojki1)

I had a blue collar friend with a daughter who liked to say "you know, if you're a dad with a daughter, you really only got one job - you got to raise her so she stays off that pole."

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:36 PM (bxPTJ)

156
How it ended up - 1 biker stood trial, only 1. Result: Hung Jury. All of the other attorneys demanded discovery to see if the Police really had set them up. A new DA was elected, he came in, looked at the cases - and dropped every one. Unspoken agreement; no one will ever talk about this incident again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:33 PM (bxPTJ)

What the hell, Waco? Mt. Carmel, this? Why is all of that happening there of all places?

Posted by: Moki at May 01, 2021 09:36 PM (ncrvG)

157 134 Supposedly they were hauling gold.
Posted by: clutch at May 01, 2021 09:31 PM (9UmRs)


That would make sense given the location. Anyway, this sort of thing happens a lot in South Africa; it's beein in a state of low grade civil war for several decades. It's a merc paradise.

Posted by: CppThis at May 01, 2021 09:36 PM (zcf1k)

158 If large-breasted women work at Hooters, where do the one-legged women work?







IHOP!

Posted by: No, 3's good for a firing squad at May 01, 2021 09:36 PM (EvCo0)

159 Wow. I havent' thought of that thing since never.

The Giant Strides. I don't think that's what we called it but I can't remember what we did call it.

And the handles were all metal so someone could get going and let go and you'd get the handle in your face. Ouch!

I remember running for about half the circle then heading for the outside and jumping up as you reached it to go flying thru the air.

On the way back in you'd be dragging your feet in the dirt if you didn't get them up far enough.

That was in GRADE SCHOOL! God. No wonder all our kids are wussies.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 01, 2021 09:37 PM (MF8yO)

160 They clearly were doing it wrong in Waco when they flew in shooters from all around to open fire on a restaurant full of bikers.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 01, 2021 09:34 PM (mTlVG)


I think the FIBs thought that their previous "practice" in Waco served as an indicator that they would have no trouble with a restaurant full of bikers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:37 PM (hOUT3)

161 That Brinks truck driving was.... insane. Not surprised that the guy is SA's version of Special Forces. His passenger needs a bit more experience, though.


and new underwear.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 01, 2021 09:37 PM (emxxF)

162 In fact any kind of robot rule enforcement is a big fat no
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at May 01, 2021 09:29 PM (Wafzl)


Robots are OK, it's people who are sketchy. But usually it's people who build the robots and tell them what to do.

My solution is to have robots build the robots and tell them what to do. The pitch isn't going as well as I'd hoped.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 09:37 PM (t+qrx)

163 Probably the worst outcome for lots of BFM sex.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

Right after Subic, I mean right after - we had to join up for Team Spirit up along the Korean coast with the ROK marines - remember those things?

Well. I got dumped in as boat commander in the lead wave and our call sign was Red Clapper - no shit - Red Clapper - we laughed the whole day as our call mike came out - how the shit did they know that we'd just spent the last two weeks in Olongopo?

Posted by: Boswell at May 01, 2021 09:37 PM (w2LAm)

164
The purpose of food at sports bars and breastaurants is to hold down alcohol, not delight the palate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 09:38 PM (mht8P)

165 Armored truck dudes were probably really happy to learn that the manufacturer didn't cheap out on the bullet-proof glass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 09:38 PM (JZT2F)

166 Hooters here is closed. But it had the best wings around. But the real surprise was the hot ham and cheese sammich. It was awesome!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 09:30 PM (axyOa)


Did they have a senior citizen's discount?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2021 09:38 PM (F0YaR)

167 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/he8p3sxk

https://tinyurl.com/458jy9fv

https://tinyurl.com/y7jpdmep

https://tinyurl.com/37d62y3f

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2021 09:39 PM (qAR6u)

168 The most disappointing thing about Hooters was the lack of live owls.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 01, 2021 09:39 PM (SchxB)

169 That black guy in the transit van? His eyes kept getting bigger and bigger.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 01, 2021 09:39 PM (MF8yO)

170 Tom Servo

Thank you. I've always wondered about that incident.

Dirty cops have been around for quite a while.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:39 PM (u82oZ)

171 What the hell, Waco? Mt. Carmel, this? Why is all of that happening there of all places?
Posted by: Moki

Chip and Joann must have been involved somehow.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 09:39 PM (Rvt88)

172 I went to Hooters twice in my left. Sorry, but cute girls don't make up for crap food in my book.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:39 PM (bxPTJ)

173 Before reading the story, I was thinking that Arson Chick had probably had the house foreclosed and was in Don't Give a Fuck mode.

After reading it, I'm betting that the woman who was in the house was banging Arson Chick's husband, brother, boyfriend, father, or possibly more than one of the above.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 09:40 PM (JZT2F)

174 That Brinks truck driving was.... insane. Not surprised that the guy is SA's version of Special Forces. His passenger needs a bit more experience, though.

Actually he did exactly the right thing, stay the fuck out of the experts way.

Posted by: Jean at May 01, 2021 09:40 PM (Xih1H)

175 >>158 If large-breasted women work at Hooters, where do the one-legged women work?

IHOP!
Posted by: No, 3's good for a firing squad at May 01, 2021 09:36 PM (EvCo0)

And the quadriplegics work at "Bob's," right?

And so it has begun.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2021 09:41 PM (vuisn)

176 My solution is to have robots build the robots and tell them what to do. The pitch isn't going as well as I'd hoped.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 09:37 PM (t+qrx)

And I presume your pitch indicated that you would be willing to program the robots, yes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

177 what the heck!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

178 175 >>158 If large-breasted women work at Hooters, where do the one-legged women work?

IHOP!
Posted by: No

And the quadriplegics work at "Bob's," right?

And so it has begun.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

Matt, the guy with no legs is out front.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 09:42 PM (Rvt88)

179 I wish that I could see what I did there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:42 PM (hOUT3)

180 Chip and Joann must have been involved somehow.


Here's what those two are up to now:

https://youtu.be/qj-xafacSsQ

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 01, 2021 09:42 PM (SchxB)

181
#146

not surprised at this point

cops are loosing friends and support

the FBI is leading the charge

following the rules is for chumps now

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 09:42 PM (bTQ72)

182 Sex maniacs work at In and Out.

Nymphomaniacs like Five Guys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 09:42 PM (JZT2F)

183 In the meantime, here's my late lamented Leela, the very first Pet on the very first Pet Thread, being adorable.

https://tinyurl.com/38sap8tb
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 01, 2021 09:34 PM (OU+8W)


Awww. Leela looks like Lydia, or else the other way around.

https://stoatnet.org/lydia_window.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 09:43 PM (t+qrx)

184 That would make sense given the location. Anyway, this sort of thing happens a lot in South Africa; it's beein in a state of low grade civil war for several decades. It's a merc paradise.
Posted by: CppThis at May 01, 2021 09:36 PM (zcf1k)

The driver is former special forces, so not his first rodeo. I think the passenger peed his pants, though.

Posted by: clutch at May 01, 2021 09:43 PM (9UmRs)

185 >>Matt, the guy with no legs is out front.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 09:42 PM (Rvt8

Is the bathroom attendant "John"?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2021 09:43 PM (vuisn)

186 Dirty cops have been around for quite a while.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:39 PM (u82oZ)


The ultimate argument for robot cops!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:43 PM (hOUT3)

187 And I presume your pitch indicated that you would be willing to program the robots, yes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:41 PM (hOUT3)


My rates are very reasonable.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 09:44 PM (t+qrx)

188 > Actually he did exactly the right thing, stay the fuck out of the experts way.

Yeah, he was shitting his pants, but on the other hand he wasn't screaming or any such bullshit. And he did manage to get the rifle charged and ready to go, so he was paying attention to his duty, even though scared. That counts for something.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 09:44 PM (JZT2F)

189 Chip and Joann must have been involved somehow.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 09:39 PM (Rvt8

I was in Waco a few weeks ago, it's astounding. Chip and Joanna's organization dominates almost all of downtown, except for the parts that Baylor runs. Talk about a company town! But it was an armpit 40 years ago, and it's amazing how much they have transformed it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:44 PM (bxPTJ)

190 The ONT is valid in all 50 states.

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Washington D.C. & Puerto Rico at May 01, 2021 09:44 PM (DMUuz)

191 Matt, the guy with no legs is out front.
Posted by: Tonypete

Is the bathroom attendant "John"?
Posted by: Dr. Varno

That man hanging out on the wall? That's Art.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 09:45 PM (Rvt88)

192 > Is the bathroom attendant "John"?

The quadruple amputee is hanging on the wall. His name is Art.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 09:45 PM (JZT2F)

193 Boswell

That's funny right there. I authenticate Whiskey 2 Hotel.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

194 Unspoken agreement; no one will ever talk about this incident again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:33 PM (bxPTJ)

Heard about that up here, first hand knowledge.

Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2021 09:45 PM (E0OEG)

195 How it ended up - 1 biker stood trial, only 1. Result: Hung Jury. All of the other attorneys demanded discovery to see if the Police really had set them up. A new DA was elected, he came in, looked at the cases - and dropped every one. Unspoken agreement; no one will ever talk about this incident again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:33 PM (bxPTJ)
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A lot of bikers wound up in dire financial straights, because they had jobs, families, etc., and were held without bond for a long time.

It wouldn't be the first time the FBI had bad information, shot first, and figured out the cover story later.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 01, 2021 09:45 PM (2SdPm)

196 TonyPete: jinx!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 09:45 PM (JZT2F)

197 That joke's not funny, I don't play golf.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2021 09:45 PM (9Fwwf)

198
Cleaned Mr. Peanut's wound site and changed his dressing this evening. It's looking very good, considering how ugly it looked a few days ago. He's a courageous boy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2021 09:45 PM (mht8P)

199
We were flash deployed out of Norfolk to cover you all, if things went South.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:36 PM (u82oZ)

Truth be told (see how honest I am?) and much to my chagrin, I didnt get to make the trip. But a couple of my lieutenants did and one of my former sergeants made the jump with the Rangers. I will cheerfully relate their AARs. Interesting and funny as hell. And some serious badassery.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 09:45 PM (axyOa)

200 50 Beers and 72 Whiskeys... Pass - what a poser palace. No doubt it'll have a "Merica poster, Black Powder coffee, and a NRA flag. Qtards and Posers.

Posted by: Iggycaster at May 01, 2021 09:45 PM (/DrK1)

201 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 01, 2021 09:34 PM (OU+8W)
...
https://stoatnet.org/lydia_window.jpg
...
Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 09:43 PM (t+qrx)


Excellent photography!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:46 PM (hOUT3)

202 I'd buy an HTP Toyota, if it came with the permit to buy HTP.

Posted by: Jean at May 01, 2021 09:46 PM (Xih1H)

203 Talk about a company town! But it was an armpit 40 years ago, and it's amazing how much they have transformed it.
Posted by: Tom Servo


If there is a shiplap shortage, that town is going down!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2021 09:46 PM (Rvt88)

204 See SpotBot Run? Run SpotBot run.
SpotBot hears racist words.
Bite white SpotBot. Bite white.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2021 09:46 PM (EFCBR)

205 Sex maniacs work at In and Out.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
--
SoCal the height of humor was to go out to the San Joaquin Valley get an In and Out bumper sticker and cut the "B" out of Burger.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2021 09:47 PM (gtatv)

206 > Anyway, this sort of thing happens a lot in South Africa; it's beein in a state of low grade civil war for several decades. It's a merc paradise.

It's hard to believe why that little shitbag Trevor Noah would ever leave a Marxist Utopia like that to come to the MOST RACIST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, innit?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 09:47 PM (JZT2F)

207 I was in Waco a few weeks ago, it's astounding. Chip and Joanna's organization dominates almost all of downtown, except for the parts that Baylor runs. Talk about a company town! But it was an armpit 40 years ago, and it's amazing how much they have transformed it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2021 09:44 PM (bxPTJ)
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Even funnier, Chip and Joanna talking about when they first got in the business. From what I remember, they freely admit the mistakes they made and laugh about it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 01, 2021 09:47 PM (2SdPm)

208 As with the Klan and pedos, maybe half the bikers were undercover FBIs.

Posted by: davidt at May 01, 2021 09:47 PM (pnSY9)

209 @183 Lydia looks fierce, well enough. Leela was named for the Louise Jameson character on Doctor Who.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 01, 2021 09:48 PM (OU+8W)

210 It wouldn't be the first time the FBI had bad information, shot first, and figured out the cover story later.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 01, 2021 09:45 PM (2SdPm)


I think you misspelled the third "the" in that sentence, it should have ended in "ir"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

211 Only Hooters I visited was St. Louis. Baby brother and had just spent the day driving from Baltimore to St. Louis. I was driving and exhausted as we took an exit looking for a place to stay. All of a sudden my brother yells Hooters! It startled me and I almost crashed.

Found a place to stay and headed over to Hooters. It was almost closing time and there were few customers and the staff was not amused we showed up. So bad service, bad food, and most of the servers were probably late 30s with an attitude.

Bro and I still laugh at the event 25+ years later.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 01, 2021 09:49 PM (Ugos9)

212 Meme at FB:

"Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)

213 I don't remember the exact height of the slides in the park when I was a kid. I do remember begging a piece of wax paper. Sitting on the wax paper made you slide down faster. And there was a dirt pit at the bottom of the slide because so many kids had used the slides. Swinging on the swings was fun; you pumped yourself up as high as you could then jumped out at the top of the front swing. I don't remember breaking anything or hitting my head.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at May 01, 2021 09:49 PM (efX5n)

214 qdpsteve

Dat true.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:50 PM (u82oZ)

215 Yeah, he was shitting his pants, but on the other hand he wasn't screaming or any such bullshit. And he did manage to get the rifle charged and ready to go, so he was paying attention to his duty, even though scared. That counts for something.
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It is the definition of courage.

"True courage is being afraid, and going ahead and doing your job anyhow, that's what courage is." - Norman Schwarzkopf

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2021 09:50 PM (9Fwwf)

216 Have a great night, everyone.

May your social distance be ... zero.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

217
Obama and Biden sure can wreck a country eh?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 09:51 PM (bTQ72)

218 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)

So FB functions on the blind squirrel finding an acorn level?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:52 PM (hOUT3)

219 Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life

Say your nic. I have sent you a text and an email. I've been worried.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:52 PM (u82oZ)

220 Girl with no legs?

Consuelo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 09:53 PM (JZT2F)

221 Hooters.

Haha

Very funny

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2021 09:55 PM (fLVm1)

222 G'night NaCly Dog.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2021 09:56 PM (axyOa)

223 Girl with no legs?

Consuelo.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 09:53 PM (JZT2F)


effin' lol

Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 09:58 PM (t+qrx)

224 True courage is being afraid, and going ahead and doing your job anyhow, that's what courage is." - Norman Schwarzkopf
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Disgust with your opponent can be powerful.There is no joy, duty.Maybe squaring out past sins.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2021 09:59 PM (EFCBR)

225 In the meantime, here's my late lamented Leela, the very first Pet on the very first Pet Thread, being adorable.

https://tinyurl.com/38sap8tb
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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Awww. Leela looks like Lydia, or else the other way around.

https://stoatnet.org/lydia_window.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin


2 very elegant ladies of the feline persuasion ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pumpkin Chuckin' Critic... at May 01, 2021 09:59 PM (okV1R)

226 Cubi Point O' Club was an amazing place. But I was never inport when the 1310s were in.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2021 09:02 PM


1210s go deeper, and stay down longer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2021 09:59 PM (DMUuz)

227 Yeah, he was shitting his pants, but on the other hand he wasn't screaming or any such bullshit. And he did manage to get the rifle charged and ready to go, so he was paying attention to his duty, even though scared. That counts for something.

At some point he also realized that his partner was batman

Posted by: Jean at May 01, 2021 10:00 PM (Xih1H)

228 They stay for a month then you are left with the local talent, which usually ain't the same.

*****


Ah the old classic 'bate and switch!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2021 10:03 PM (Fc5rx)

229 I'm Batman.

Posted by: Batman at May 01, 2021 10:03 PM (fLVm1)

230 poaching:
If you enjoy thoughts of ships at sea and more specifically U.S. Battleships you will enjoy this interview with the last commander of the USS Iowa, Captain Larry Seaquist.

It is entertaining as well as enjoyable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEGrj1Vg19U

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2021 10:06 PM (OT5RV)

231 Cats have the ability to make homo sapiens completely lose their sh!t when it comes to making sure they are comfortable.

They are pretty evil. And yeah, I plan on getting one.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 01, 2021 10:07 PM (OU+8W)

232 Whole country media like, they stole the country fair and square.

Just like that movie Pain and Gain.

Freaky times.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2021 10:07 PM (EFCBR)

233 At my grade school one of play ground pieces was a large concrete pad with a variety of concrete pillars that ranged in height from a couple feet to eight feet. I think some kid broke something every week of the year.


Another thing that wasn't nearly as dangerous but was nearly ubiquitous with any playground was a vertical concrete structure with holes, painted yellow to look like cheese.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2021 10:07 PM (9G8ar)

234 Hrothgar, I guess so. Still thought it was witty.
Hey look a banana peel! Ha ha!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)

235 Here is the only real and true, authenticated Batman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zySJ_NfEcUU

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2021 10:09 PM (OT5RV)

236 Anybody wearing a see through mask?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2021 10:10 PM (EFCBR)

237 At my elementary school, we kids wore ruts in the grass underneath the swings, which would fill up with muddy water after a rain, which was obviously JUST MADE for splashing on other kids at they walked by.

School's solution: pour the ruts full of concrete.

Yeah, my playground was a Darwinian environment.

A Hobbsian War of All Against All.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 10:11 PM (JZT2F)

238 Hrothgar, I guess so. Still thought it was witty.
Hey look a banana peel! Ha ha!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)
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There's a great banana peel story out there: Young writer was writing the banana peel gag, couldn't figure out how to make the old gag work, so, asked a more experienced writer what to do, and the experienced writer said, after some reflection, do a shot of the gal approaching the banana peel, have her step over it, and fall down a manhole.

I want to say it was well known comedic writer telling a story from when he was first starting out, but, darn, it, I remember the story, but not the names.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 01, 2021 10:11 PM (2SdPm)

239 Does a diner mask count?

It's very safe, one may continue to wear it while he eats.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2021 10:12 PM (OT5RV)

240 >>I was in Waco a few weeks ago, it's astounding. Chip and Joanna's organization dominates almost all of downtown, except for the parts that Baylor runs. Talk about a company town! But it was an armpit 40 years ago, and it's amazing how much they have transformed it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Couple of weeks ago they bought a 100,000 sq ft building downtown that use to be the newspaper's. Plan on consolidating their offices there. They have already driven the transformation of the downtown area.

Posted by: Aviator at May 01, 2021 10:13 PM (HQ9Sl)

241 blake, not bad :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)

242 Anybody wearing a see through mask?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2021 10:10 PM (EFCBR)

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No.

Posted by: Batman at May 01, 2021 10:13 PM (fLVm1)

243 > Anybody wearing a see through mask?

I remember the old Johnny Carson joke about the flashers wearing see-through raincoats.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 10:15 PM (JZT2F)

244 I am only familiar with the jungle gym. Those other pieces of equipment must be made up...

And thank you all for the prayers earlier tonight. As much as I'm not looking forward to Monday's blood tests, I go into them with the Horde's backing!

Bless you all...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 01, 2021 10:15 PM (BgMrQ)

245 > A Hobbsian War of All Against All.

Hobbesian. I could swear I typed that "e".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 10:15 PM (JZT2F)

246 Does a diner mask count?

It's very safe, one may continue to wear it while he eats.
Posted by: Braenyard

I was thinking along the line of off road outdoors women's lingerie.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2021 10:16 PM (EFCBR)

247 I saw a woman at a restaurant today with some sort of plastic globe apparatus over her head.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2021 10:16 PM (9G8ar)

248 247 I saw a woman at a restaurant today with some sort of plastic globe apparatus over her head.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2021 10:16 PM (9G8ar)

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If you shake it, would it snow?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2021 10:18 PM (fLVm1)

249 > If you shake it, would it snow?

Well, maybe if she had really bad dandruff.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 10:18 PM (JZT2F)

250 >I was in Waco a few weeks ago, it's astounding. Chip and Joanna's organization dominates almost all of downtown, except for the parts that Baylor runs. Talk about a company town! But it was an armpit 40 years ago, and it's amazing how much they have transformed it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Couple of weeks ago they bought a 100,000 sq ft building downtown that use to be the newspaper's. Plan on consolidating their offices there. They have already driven the transformation of the downtown area.
Posted by: Aviator at May 01, 2021 10:13 PM (HQ9Sl)

Yeah, but they're kissing Oprah ass. And Oprah is evil.

The world is unquestionably a worse place for Oprah having been in it

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 01, 2021 10:20 PM (sJHOI)

251 Love you all. And Leela would have loved you too, after the obligatory shredding. Anyway, looking toward getting another cat, and until then, love and love forever.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 01, 2021 10:22 PM (OU+8W)

252 > Yeah, but they're kissing Oprah ass.

That's a big target.

You know the old fable about the blind men and the elephant? One of them thought the elephant was a snake, having felt the trunk. One of them thought it was a tree, having felt the leg. One of them thought it was a fan, having felt the ear.

If you did that with Oprah, they'd pretty much all agree that it was a giant ass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 10:24 PM (JZT2F)

253 I saw Giant Ass open for Led Zeppelin at the Santa Monica Civic in '81.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2021 10:26 PM (fLVm1)

254 I saw Giant Ass open for Led Zeppelin at the Santa Monica Civic in '81.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2021 10:26 PM (fLVm1)

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Umm, something significant happened to me in 1980

Posted by: John Bonham at May 01, 2021 10:28 PM (mZUr4)

255 Good evening y'all!

Thanks for the ONT Mis Hum! We enjoyed the Saturday night joke

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 01, 2021 10:31 PM (/UQ/R)

256 Umm, something significant happened to me in 1980

Posted by: John Bonham



You started hanging around with Keith Moon and Bon Scott?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 01, 2021 10:31 PM (SchxB)

257 Unless that was dezinformatsiya or incorrect, Red Bull fired its US top staff, nearly instantly, when they took small steps to join the corporate mob during the Rassismusgleichschaltung's paroxysm of mobbery last spring after the criminal trash in Mpls died of a drug overdose.

Have never touched the stuff, but for that alone, I salute them.

They also used to sponsor a cool MiG-21 jet and an aerobatic helicopter at airshows.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 01, 2021 10:36 PM (OTzUX)

258 Thing about Hooters is, any given Texas High School Cheerleader is quite likely dressed more skimpily as she spins, twirls n' chirps. Hooters waitresses are damn near demure, in comparison.

Total lifetime visits to Hooters. Fewer than ten. Total lifetime visits to any kind of strip club. Fewer than ten. And the strip club tours were always in conjunction with either "out of town warriors" on business trips, bringing their unlimited expense accounts and "away from the flagpole" sense of liberation, *or* the typical Bachelor Party. Either way, I'd pay a dancer a $20 to pull up a chair and converse, and keep the others away from me. And after my 2nd beer, I'd say my howdies to the other guys, tip the same dancer another $10 or $20, and leave.

I'm not a prude about strip clubs. I've just never bought into the false promise they're all working so hard to sell.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2021 10:42 PM (QzJWU)

259 So I am watching that new Tom Clancy movie Without Remorse.

I like it so far. The only woke thing is a lieutenant commander that is a black woman. Oh yes, she leads a SEAL team. Insert eye roll. I also like Michael B Jordan.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 01, 2021 10:43 PM (IYHxL)

260 182 Sex maniacs work at In and Out.

Nymphomaniacs like Five Guys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 09:42 PM (JZT2F)

Strippers work at Krystals

Posted by: Wifespead Pepe at May 01, 2021 10:44 PM (EsChm)

261 As my brother once put it, going to a strip club is like going to a restaurant and paying just to look at the food.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 10:44 PM (JZT2F)

262 Umm, something significant happened to me in 1980

Posted by: John Bonham

You started hanging around with Keith Moon and Bon Scott?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 01, 2021 10:31 PM (SchxB)
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And me

Posted by: Brian Jones at May 01, 2021 10:45 PM (mZUr4)

263 The Paolo wears the Burger King underwear, because it has the label "Home of the Whopper".

Posted by: The Paolo at May 01, 2021 10:46 PM (JZT2F)

264 The ultimate argument for robot cops!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2021 09:43 PM (hOUT3)


This needed an Omni Consumer Products sock!

Posted by: spindrift at May 01, 2021 10:46 PM (SgOfM)

265 Brian Jones was an early adopter in the trend of rock stars offing themselves.

Nowadays the big name rock stars are all dying of natural causes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 10:47 PM (JZT2F)

266 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 10:44 PM (JZT2F)

True. But in this case the food is more fun to look at

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 01, 2021 10:47 PM (IYHxL)

267 ..As my brother once put it, going to a strip club is like going to a restaurant and paying just to look at the food. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 10:44 PM (JZT2F)


Sagacious.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2021 10:48 PM (QzJWU)

268 "Monkey bars and seesaws are both on their way out of most American playgrounds because they're seen as too perilous by concerned doctors and traumatized parents."


What a bunch of p*ssies we raised.

Posted by: GWB at May 01, 2021 10:48 PM (2orQs)

269 Monkey bars and seesaws are both on their way out of most American playgrounds because they're seen as too perilous by concerned doctors and traumatized parents."


What a bunch of p*ssies we raised.
Posted by: GWB

___

Gen X: the last generation who's not a pussy.

Posted by: SMH at May 01, 2021 10:50 PM (Fdh9S)

270 "where she watched the fire engulf the home"


Did she say anything about spiders in the house?

Posted by: GWB at May 01, 2021 10:51 PM (2orQs)

271 Seen elsewhere:

I rear-ended another car today. A dwarf jumped out, looked at his bumper and yelled "I'm not happy!"

It was probably a mistake to ask him "Well, which one are you then?"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 10:52 PM (JZT2F)

272 > True. But in this case the food is more fun to look at

Eh... I've never been a big fan of the stripper look.

In the eternal Ginger/Maryanne, Jennifer/Bailey debate, I'm a Maryanne/Bailey guy all the way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 10:53 PM (JZT2F)

273 > Sagacious.

He did have his moments.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 10:54 PM (JZT2F)

274 So I am watching that new Tom Clancy movie Without Remorse.

I like it so far. The only woke thing is a lieutenant commander that is a black woman. Oh yes, she leads a SEAL team. Insert eye roll. I also like Michael B Jordan.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 01, 2021 10:43 PM (IYHxL)

Does it have anything in common with Without Remorse other than the title?

Posted by: Sjg at May 01, 2021 10:54 PM (gDSJf)

275 Making a cake. Beating egg whites, or,the mixer is. Somehow i'm sure this us racist and i'm headed to hell.

Posted by: Funsize at May 01, 2021 10:55 PM (EiPf6)

276 Sagacious.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May

Did the Sagacious live in the Triassic or Jurassic time period?

Posted by: Beartooth at May 01, 2021 10:56 PM (Ugos9)

277 Rodrigo, i hear there are a lot of "looks" especially if you go to strip clubs in portland. Juuust maybe not ones we all want to see...

Posted by: Funsize at May 01, 2021 10:56 PM (EiPf6)

278 Howdy, Horde!



Posted by: callsign claymore at May 01, 2021 10:57 PM (9QN87)

279 What a wonderful surprise mystery click!

Thanks, MisHum!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 01, 2021 10:58 PM (OssQ4)

280 So I am watching that new Tom Clancy movie Without Remorse.

If "Clark" isn't driving an IH Scout, I'm not watching.

Posted by: spindrift at May 01, 2021 10:58 PM (SgOfM)

281 "The gals at Portland strip clubs are on fire."
"Wow, they must be crazy foxy!"
"No, antifa actually *sets them on fire.*"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)

282 Posted by: Sjg at May 01, 2021 10:54 PM (gDSJf)

No idea. Never read the book.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 01, 2021 10:59 PM (IYHxL)

283 Wife fell asleep anyway so gotta finish tomorrow

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 01, 2021 10:59 PM (IYHxL)

284 Making a cake. Beating egg whites, or,the mixer is. Somehow i'm sure this us racist and i'm headed to hell.
Posted by: Funsiz


Please don't overcook the cake. The Whole World does that. Why am I here?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2021 11:00 PM (EFCBR)

285 Portland? Nah, brah. I like my vagina to be all-natural.

None of that imitation GMO stuff.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 11:01 PM (JZT2F)

286 Gen X: the last generation who's not a pussy.

Posted by: SMH at May 01, 2021 10:50 PM (Fdh9S)


=====

Gen X fist bump to ya, SMH!

Posted by: Doof (stuck in the 80s) at May 01, 2021 11:02 PM (mZUr4)

287 Beating whites is fine.

You could call it "Reginald Denny cake".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 11:02 PM (JZT2F)

288 Gen X fist bump to ya, SMH!
Posted by: Doof

___


Heh.

Posted by: SMH at May 01, 2021 11:03 PM (Fdh9S)

289 Making a cake. Beating egg whites, or,the mixer is. Somehow i'm sure this us racist and i'm headed to hell.


These days whites are all you're allowed to beat.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 01, 2021 11:03 PM (SchxB)

290 268 "Monkey bars and seesaws are both on their way out of most American playgrounds because they're seen as too perilous by concerned doctors and traumatized parents."


What a bunch of p*ssies we raised.
Posted by: GWB at May 01, 2021 10:48 PM (2orQs)

This. The local Lions Club collects old playground equipment that the city or the school district is getting rid of and puts it back up at a park in Mt. View, which is the Anchorage equivalent of Compton, I guess. Anyway, going to that park is like revisiting my childhood. Nobody is dying there from playground equipment, but we need the NEW STUFF NOW for everywhere else. I don't get it. If I didn't die on the merry-go-round when the ground was covered in ice, I'm sure as hell not gonna die on the old climbing rocket from Valley of the Moon Park.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 01, 2021 11:04 PM (4LwIn)

291 Beating whites is fine.

You could call it "Reginald Denny cake".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 11:02 PM (JZT2F)

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Don't use a whisk. A brick works best.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2021 11:04 PM (fLVm1)

292 > The local Lions Club collects old playground equipment that the city or the school district is getting rid of and puts it back up at a park in Mt. View, which is the Anchorage equivalent of Compton, I guess.

Lions Park was pretty sketchy even when I used to hang out there back in the '80s.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 11:06 PM (JZT2F)

293 So which sexual positions does the government support?

Dont answer asshoes, its a trick question. Get it?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2021 11:06 PM (EFCBR)

294
Please don't overcook the cake.

Leave it out in the rain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2021 11:07 PM (63Dwl)

295 ..Did the Sagacious live in the Triassic or Jurassic time period? Posted by: Beartooth at May 01, 2021 10:56 PM (Ugos9)

I'm not sure, but Silent Cal was of their lineage.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2021 11:07 PM (QzJWU)

296 Suck it, you one foot in the grave, one on a banana peel boomer pussies and half a fag millennials!!!

Gen X for the win!!!

Posted by: JROD at May 01, 2021 11:07 PM (0jZnq)

297 Had an epiphany earlier tonight. Turns out my Uncle, whose Kids I used to babysit for, had NO FUCKING IDEA what I went through in Lebanon in 83.... even though he is married to my Mom's sister.... and was around at the time.

Not sure how I feel about that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2021 11:09 PM (oHd/0)

298 There's no way Hollywood would portray Clark as he's written in Without Remorse.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 01, 2021 11:09 PM (9QN87)

299 Suck it, you one foot in the grave, one on a banana peel boomer pussies and half a fag millennials!!!

Gen X for the win!!!
Posted by: JROD at May 01, 2021 11:07 PM (0jZnq)


Not too loud! Someone might notice we're here.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 11:11 PM (t+qrx)

300 Now yall make me wanna read the book

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 01, 2021 11:11 PM (IYHxL)

301 "Ready Steady Go" from the band Generation X (featuring Billy Idol)

https://youtu.be/5dkbnjzHrWE

Posted by: Doof at May 01, 2021 11:11 PM (mZUr4)

302 Now yall make me wanna read the book
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 01, 2021 11:11 PM (IYHxL)


John Wick's and the guy from Taken's mothers used to scare them with revenge stories about Clark from that book when they were misbehaving.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 11:13 PM (t+qrx)

303 > Lions Park was pretty sketchy even when I used to hang out there back in the '80s.

Huh. Looks like it's privately owned by the Lions, which I did not know.

That probably explains why they can still have the fun playground equipment.

Although I'm not sure that worrying about your kid falling on a drug needle would make up for it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 11:15 PM (JZT2F)

304 now playing, Sugar Sugar, by The Archies.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2021 11:15 PM (EFCBR)

305 thathalfrican, Without Remorse is a good read.

Extremely triggering to any cultural communist type.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 01, 2021 11:15 PM (9QN87)

306 New oppressed group, Trans-Political:


https://youtu.be/b56Si3DY6cQ

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 01, 2021 11:16 PM (SchxB)

307 Humphreyrobot: hey, they're singing about my diet!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

308 Also, God help me, but I love this song from 1969:

https://youtu.be/-8jsHLP4L9I

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

309 Hey Doof...Alderaan!

Alderaan so far away!

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 01, 2021 11:21 PM (9QN87)

310 Welp, got a few things to do before bedtime.

Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2021 11:21 PM (JZT2F)

311 Read the synopsis of the book. The only things in common are they share the name John and their wives were killed. Seriously.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 01, 2021 11:21 PM (IYHxL)

312 Did anyone here ever get to see the original Hair on Broadway? From what I've read, it ran forever (from 1967 at least until 1972).

Was (supposedly) the first Broadway play to feature full nudity onstage.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)

313 298 There's no way Hollywood would portray Clark as he's written in Without Remorse.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 01, 2021 11:09 PM (9QN87)

Now that's a movie I'd watch. Jack Ryan is a chihuahua compared to John Kelly. I assume the version just released doesn't hold true to Kelly's kill them all and chum the waters with their remains attitude?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 01, 2021 11:24 PM (Wm5SB)

314 Take on me. Take me on.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2021 11:24 PM (vuisn)

315 DrVarno, the sun always shines on TV!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

316 Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 01, 2021 11:24 PM (Wm5SB)

From what I have watched; Kelly in this film is super pissed and seems to want to kill everyone involved.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 01, 2021 11:25 PM (IYHxL)

317 Hey Doof...Alderaan!

Alderaan so far away!
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 01, 2021 11:21 PM (9QN87)

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Haha! Still can't unhear that!

Now I think I'll go dial up a different Seagulls song. Perhaps "Space Age Love Song"

Posted by: Doof at May 01, 2021 11:26 PM (mZUr4)

318 Least good looking was surprisingly in Gainesville Florida. My working hypothesis is that the good looking girls at U of F aren't going to stoop to working as waitresses.
Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2021 09:03 PM (ZfRYq)

Or they're all working down at Club Risque.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 01, 2021 11:26 PM (qyH+l)

319 Also, God help me, but I love this song from 1969

You must have been in love, or you found $.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2021 11:26 PM (EFCBR)

320
booze prices in socialist paradises like Austrailia and Norway are fookin expensive

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 11:26 PM (bTQ72)

321 Now yall make me wanna read the book

It's still one of my favorite Clancy books. I always thought it would make a great film. Reading the plot synopsis of the movie, it sounds a lot different. The low Rotten Tomatoes score makes me think I would like it, though, even if I'm disappointed that it's been changed so much.

Posted by: spindrift at May 01, 2021 11:26 PM (SgOfM)

322 I forgot to wang chung tonight.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2021 11:26 PM (vuisn)

323 humphreyrobot, I just love the melody.

Something was in the water in the 1960s. So many timeless melodies. (Probably LSD...)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

324 I also love this:

https://youtu.be/5hzvasA8cBk

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)

325 Dr Varno and qdpsteve --

How about Scoundrel Days from A-ha??

https://youtu.be/qaEcXLFNtUw

Posted by: Doof at May 01, 2021 11:28 PM (mZUr4)

326 Doof
Just finished seasons 2 of Justified.
Holy cow! Love it!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 01, 2021 11:30 PM (U2p+3)

327 I'm watching Valley of the Dolls. Sharon Tate and Barbara Parkins. Schwiiing!

I like how they filmed scenes in real snow. That NYC slush looks cold!

Posted by: spindrift at May 01, 2021 11:31 PM (SgOfM)

328 From what I have watched; Kelly in this film is super pissed and seems to want to kill everyone involved.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 01, 2021 11:25 PM (IYHxL)

I'll have to give it a go. It's been a long time since I read the book, but the woman Kelly is avenging isn't his wife, but kind of a fling, and her death is tragic, graphic and kind of frees up the reader to enjoy Kelly's skill and vicious efficiency. I guess he's a proto Jack Ryan like a screaming viking splitting skulls is a proto bar fighter.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 01, 2021 11:32 PM (Wm5SB)

329 We use to call them salon singers

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2021 11:32 PM (EFCBR)

330 Doof
Just finished seasons 2 of Justified.
Holy cow! Love it!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 01, 2021 11:30 PM (U2p+3)

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Awesome! That was a great season - but believe it or not, the next is even better.

My son and I are on Season 4 (my favorite).

Please keep me posted!!

Posted by: Doof at May 01, 2021 11:33 PM (mZUr4)

331 Sorry, Cafe Risque

Posted by: Fox2! at May 01, 2021 11:35 PM (qyH+l)

332 @299 hogmartin-As a Gen X'er boomers shall never be forgiven for combining Washington and Lincolns B-days into Presidents Day(remember as a kid in the 70's wondering where the fuck that day went to?), 2nd grade it was there, 3rd grade.....poof, GONE!!!

This "feelz" shit nowadays, that was boomers too. Remember that one day every year in the 70's when you were in elementary school that ILAC (I am Lovable And Capable)Day where they made you wear those gay as f*ck pins and you had to do that stupid f'ing chant if someone bullied/made fun of you, "I am lovable and capable" and being the little pricks we were ran around bullying people so they had to stand there in tears having to say that stupid saying.

Boomers=Bell Bottoms. They're responsible for that fashion f'ing disaster too. I remember crying my eyes out having to wear a pair that my grandmother (the greatest generation) bought me for Christmas to school. I remember being embarrassed because they gave me "elephant feet". Every summer my mom allowed me one pair of jeans to be "cut-offs". I remember grabbing those f'ing pants that I hid in my drawer and cut the legs right off. My mom was pissed because they were new. /rant

Posted by: JROD at May 01, 2021 11:36 PM (0jZnq)

333
my wife is always complaining about being sexually harassed at work

I told her she can always go back to the off and I will just work from home

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 11:36 PM (bTQ72)

334 Well, enjoy your murder mystery. I mean enjoy your murder.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2021 11:37 PM (EFCBR)

335 JROD - you really shouldn't sugar-coat things. Tell us how you really feel!!

Posted by: Doof at May 01, 2021 11:37 PM (mZUr4)

336 @299 hogmartin-Millenials are the reason bullying should have been invented if it didn't exist.//rant

Posted by: JROD at May 01, 2021 11:37 PM (0jZnq)

337 Eh. Not a fan of blaming generations for things. I just like how everybody forgets that GenX was here.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2021 11:39 PM (t+qrx)

338 333
my wife is always complaining about being sexually harassed at work

I told her she can always go back to the off and I will just work from home
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 11:36 PM (bTQ72)

At least she's an adult. I'm more worried about the school kids who are having sex with the teachers. They need to stop home schooling.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 01, 2021 11:40 PM (Wm5SB)

339 Don't the woke have a woke list. Who can keep up?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2021 11:42 PM (EFCBR)

340 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2021 11:44 PM (1Yy3c)

341 John Clark as written is a force of nature -- he's a Vietnam era SEAL.

He's also white, patriotic, and takes action without hesitation.

He's everything Hollywood hates.




Posted by: callsign claymore at May 01, 2021 11:46 PM (9QN87)

342 Doof, Space Age Love Song is a good tune.

The 80s were a gift. So much great music.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 01, 2021 11:48 PM (9QN87)

343
today was aparently naked gardening day, if anyone cared

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 01, 2021 11:51 PM (bTQ72)

344 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2021 11:44 PM (1Yy3c)


Five cents, please.

Posted by: The Estate of Alfred Hitchcock at May 01, 2021 11:51 PM (SgOfM)

345 @337 hogmartin-....yeah but its still fun to reminisce and throw spitballs at one another. We can't even enjoy that anymore without some pussy becoming "triggered". Nowadays f'ing suck in a lot of ways.

Posted by: JROD at May 01, 2021 11:52 PM (0jZnq)

346 Doof: a-Ha has other songs????? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)

347 As a Gen X'er boomers shall never be forgiven for combining Washington and Lincolns B-days into Presidents Day
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Just a reminder, there is NO such thing as 'Presidents Day'. I have reminded Federal employees of this if they mention it, each time to be met with surprise.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2021 11:53 PM (9Fwwf)

348 The 80s were a gift. So much great music.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 01, 2021 11:48 PM (9QN87)


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Great music and also great movies. Oh - and a great President! It was a great time to be alive!

Posted by: Doof at May 01, 2021 11:58 PM (mZUr4)

349 "Nowadays"? Clancy still can't even sing.

Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2021 11:59 PM (RuIsu)

350 Amen, Doof!

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 02, 2021 12:00 AM (9QN87)

351 Yes, qdpsteve --
A-ha has a bunch of great songs, despite them being a quintessential One Hit Wonder.

That video for Take on Me is probably the one I remember liking most from the MTV heyday.

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2021 12:00 AM (mZUr4)

352 The Paolo wears the Burger King underwear, because it has the label "Home of the Whopper".
Posted by: The Paolo at May 01, 2021 10:46

LMAO, I had a pair of those. Given to me as a birthday present in my 20s.

Posted by: Farmer at May 02, 2021 12:02 AM (55Qr6)

353 I'm GenX. Not sure what happened. All I know is I wake up one morning and Ace Ventura is a hate crime.

I don't recall being able to vote on that.

Posted by: spindrift at May 02, 2021 12:03 AM (SgOfM)

354 I try not to play the generation-wars game, but there's just no getting around the fact that the boomers were on watch when things really started to go haywire and most of the cultural problems can be traced back to the "more me now" attitude shared by both the hippie and yuppie sub-factions.

Posted by: CppThis at May 02, 2021 12:06 AM (zcf1k)

355 I'm GenX. Not sure what happened. All I know is I wake up one morning and Ace Ventura is a hate crime.

I don't recall being able to vote on that.
Posted by: spindrift at May 02, 2021 12:03 AM (SgOfM)



Ya know what the real crime is?? Not putting the LACES OUT!!!

Posted by: Ray Finkle at May 02, 2021 12:07 AM (mZUr4)

356 @348 Doof-Youre g-damn right they were! Reagan/Thatcher/PopeJP together made the Soviet Union our bitch, then we kicked their asses with the Wolverines in Red Dawn. Man we had the world by the balls. Back in high school when you could get laid by a cute little mod/goth chick with a Depeche Mode tape and a pack of Djarum clove cigarettes. In the 80's we were GODS.

Posted by: JROD at May 02, 2021 12:07 AM (0jZnq)

357 Does it have anything in common with Without Remorse other than the title?
Posted by: Sjg at May 01, 2021 10:54 PM (gDSJf)

Probably about as much as Star Ship Troopers did.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 02, 2021 12:10 AM (qyH+l)

358 Doof, my mom has told me that if she could, she'd live in the year 1959 forever.

I think I'd choose to live in 1987 forever, despite the facts I was always broke and often lonely...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2021 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)

359 Posted by: callsign claymore at May 01, 2021 11:46 PM (9QN87)

They aren't above a revenge murder spree story though, they still like money. So I could see a somewhat faithful adaptation being made.

Something like The Bear and The Dragon is actually anathema to Hollywood because they know it would piss off the Chinese. Not that it's a big loss since it was one of Clancy's weaker books anyways, imo.

Posted by: Sjg at May 02, 2021 12:15 AM (gDSJf)

360 JROD @356 --

Fistbump! Mode was definitely helpful for getting friendly with 80s teenage girls. I also had some luck with my Robert Smith hairdo.

Teenage Doof strongly resembled a guy in the Beastie Boys "Fight for your right" video. There's a guy who gets hit in the face with a pie. Looks exactly like me at age 15 or 16.

Posted by: Ray Finkle at May 02, 2021 12:16 AM (mZUr4)

361 Qdpsteve -- I'd be OK with 1987 or 1988 forever.

But as weird as this would be for the space/time continuum -- I'd love for my kids to experience the mid-to-late 80s.

Posted by: Ray Finkle at May 02, 2021 12:18 AM (mZUr4)

362 How can people bemoan "overpopulation" but at the same time go crazy over child safety? What better way to worship at the altar of what's-his-genius than to let kids enjoy culling themselves from the herd?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2021 12:19 AM (KAi1n)

363 Dang -- Off Ray Finkle sock

Posted by: Ray Finkle at May 02, 2021 12:19 AM (mZUr4)

364 Good news in the 80s: Robert Smith hairdo
Bad news in the 80s: Pete Burns body
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2021 12:20 AM (L2ZTs)

365 Dang -- Off Ray Finkle sock
Posted by: Ray Finkle at May 02, 2021 12:19 AM (mZUr4)

It appears to be glued on.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2021 12:20 AM (1Yy3c)

366 Was (supposedly) the first Broadway play to feature full nudity onstage.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2021 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)

Touring show came through here (NA) in late 80s. The Civic Center had to give up their liquor license for the duration (booze and nudity didn't mix, license wise. There were those who talked about protesting the regranting of the license after the show packeted up and left.

Then there was the episode of Room 222, where the drama club put on Hair, and talked tough about doing the nude scene. Until one of the teachers/sponsors challenged them to do an undress rehearsal.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 02, 2021 12:20 AM (qyH+l)

367 Ray, I'd love for my 15-yo niece and 20-yo- nephew to experience the mid-80s as well. They'd be shocked and, I think, quite pleasantly surprised by a lot of things as well.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2021 12:21 AM (L2ZTs)

368 Spinning Neil Francis 'Changes'.
Drinking Bourbon.
Eatng Cupcakes.

How y'all doin?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2021 12:22 AM (kd2Jl)

369 Fox2, Room 222 did that? They were ahead of their time on the subject I think.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2021 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)

370 Does it have anything in common with Without Remorse other than the title?
Posted by: Sjg at May 01, 2021 10:54 PM (gDSJf)

Probably about as much as Star Ship Troopers did.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 02, 2021 12:10 AM (qyH+l)

Scanning the synopsis it actually seems like it has even less in common, which is quite the shame.

Posted by: Sjg at May 02, 2021 12:23 AM (gDSJf)

371 >>Dang -- Off Ray Finkle sock
Posted by: Ray Finkle at May 02, 2021 12:19 AM (mZUr4)


Ooooh, He shanked it Wide and to the Rght

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2021 12:23 AM (kd2Jl)

372 I'm not sure about that play ground equipment being pussified....so to speak. Seesaws are boring nowadays is what my kids tell me. All the new playgrounds have zip lines replacing seesaws. And monkey bars are still being built along with some monkey bar style walkways that are essentially monkey bars turned on their side. Those look pretty freaky to me. Plus alot of new playgrounds have rock climbing walls.

Posted by: Mishdog at May 02, 2021 12:23 AM (cqAUI)

373 OK -- NOW the Ray Finkle sock is off

Posted by: Doof (needs his sock drawer organized) at May 02, 2021 12:23 AM (mZUr4)

374 Evening, ONT'ers. The Peon is back at home in Alberta. Getting through the border, Covid-wise was a cluster fuck, but I don't care to dwell on it now. The thousand-dollar Suburban never missed a beat, and we made it from Apache Junction to the Sweetgrass border crossing in about 30 hours of driving and downtime. It cost me $148 in fees and taxes to import it into Canada, but it paid for itself.

All is well here at stately Peon Manor, and the cat is happy to see me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2021 12:24 AM (v007C)

375 362 How can people bemoan "overpopulation" but at the same time go crazy over child safety? What better way to worship at the altar of what's-his-genius than to let kids enjoy culling themselves from the herd?
Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2021 12:19 AM (KAi1n)


Suburban liberals are the ultimate NIMBY lords.

Posted by: CppThis at May 02, 2021 12:25 AM (zcf1k)

376 Hey there garrett -- just in time for my recovery from sock failure.

Joining in the convo on 80s music? Seems we've picked up where you, Miklos, and I left off a couple nights ago.

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2021 12:25 AM (mZUr4)

377 Hey garrett!
You wouldn't happen to have an LP of Vanilla Fudge's first album I could buy from you, wouldja? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2021 12:26 AM (L2ZTs)

378 Ooooh, He shanked it Wide and to the Rght

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2021 12:23 AM (kd2Jl)


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I know what that's like

Posted by: Scott Norwood at May 02, 2021 12:27 AM (mZUr4)

379 Teenage Doof strongly resembled a guy in the Beastie Boys "Fight for
your right" video. There's a guy who gets hit in the face with a pie.


I just watched that again. There are like a hundred dudes who get in the face with pies. Including some of the Beasties.

Doof. D. You're Mike D!

Posted by: spindrift, cracking the code at May 02, 2021 12:27 AM (SgOfM)

380 >Gen X: the last generation who's not a pussy.
Posted by: SMH at May 01, 2021 10:50 PM (Fdh9S)

I feel like we maybe just get under the line with that one, especially when I compare myself to previous generations.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 02, 2021 12:29 AM (DXFDM)

381 Hah - I do love me a LOT of 80s bands and styles.

The Mighty Lemon Drops : Hypnotised

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO6seY_DwAo

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2021 12:29 AM (kd2Jl)

382 @368 garrett- Sup! I'm recovering from the bout of tourettes at comment 332 and now we're reminiscing.

Posted by: JROD at May 02, 2021 12:29 AM (0jZnq)

383 I will check tomorrow, stevie.

May well have at least on copy around?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2021 12:30 AM (kd2Jl)

384 I just watched that again. There are like a hundred dudes who get in the face with pies. Including some of the Beasties.

Doof. D. You're Mike D!

Posted by: spindrift, cracking the code at May 02, 2021 12:27 AM (SgOfM)


From around 3:30-3:40 in the video, there's a dude in the lower right corner wearing a white shirt. Looks a lot like 16 year old Doof.

Posted by: Doof (more of an Ad-Rock guy) at May 02, 2021 12:32 AM (mZUr4)

385 garrett, thanks!
No matter how much blues I hear, I wanna check out more. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2021 12:32 AM (L2ZTs)

386 Pretty Girl is staring in disbelief where the mattress used to be that was propped up against the back room wall. (I moved it into the closet last week, but for months she had been jumping up onto the top edge like a champ.) Now she's all, where the fvck is it??? It WAS right here!

Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2021 12:33 AM (KAi1n)

387 Sjg, they still like money.

But if making money was priority one, they'd crank out average to excellent movies that appeal to main street America.

By going woke, Hollywood has chosen to plod towards the tar pits.

Do you track Critical Drinker on YT? He did a great new video on the Oscars and Hollyweird.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 02, 2021 12:34 AM (9QN87)

388 Hah - I do love me a LOT of 80s bands and styles.

The Mighty Lemon Drops : Hypnotised

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2021 12:29 AM (kd2Jl)
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Saw them as an opening band back in the day. I think they opened for Love and Rockets - who I saw several times.

One time, L&R came out dressed in their Bubble-men costumes. My buddies and I had just partake of a substance that was not legal like it is today. Those Bubble-men freaked us out!!!

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2021 12:36 AM (mZUr4)

389 >>No matter how much blues I hear, I wanna check out more.


There's a Chicago Blues Series called Living Chicago Blues. Maybe 8 LP Sampler. Well worth trcking them down as they aren't expensive iirc.

Listened to GA20 yet?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2021 12:36 AM (wJvDy)

390 Rochester, Minnesota, school board declares, "black lives matter," "government speech."

https://tinyurl.com/xbe6xwbe

Via Insty.

What the fuckity fuck is "government speech" and how does that permit them to shut out other viewpoints?

This is the problem with the Woke. They'll just make up whatever shit they need to get their way. "Government speech." Fuck you, motherfuckers!

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2021 12:36 AM (1Yy3c)

391 Fleetwood Mac - Hypnotized > The Mighty Lemon Drops - Hypnotised

Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2021 12:38 AM (KAi1n)

392 ..Fox2, Room 222 did that? They were ahead of their time on the subject I think. Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2021 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)

Room 222 featured Karen Valentine.

She set an early, and seldom matched, High Standard of bunkworthiness. Nah, wrong term. Beyond "bunk." A standard of the form and figure of whom one imagines awakening with, on any given morning. Lust, is entirely lacking in it's description of such a yearning, goal and desire.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2021 12:39 AM (QzJWU)

393 Fleetwood Mac sucks the balls of a syphiltic donkey.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2021 12:40 AM (wJvDy)

394 Good night, Horde. Y'all rock.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 02, 2021 12:42 AM (9QN87)

395 Peace out, Double C!

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2021 12:43 AM (mZUr4)

396 TMLG and Love and Rockets would have been a great show.

Never did go see L&R. Always opted for something else and never caught up to them.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2021 12:44 AM (wJvDy)

397 garrett, I have not. I'll check it out thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2021 12:45 AM (L2ZTs)

398 @389 garrett-closest I've gotten to listening to the blues lately is a binge of listening to old Chicago performances and Terry Kath killing it on guitar. Guy was a beast.

Hendrix/Kath/SRV

Posted by: JROD at May 02, 2021 12:45 AM (0jZnq)

399 253 I saw Giant Ass open for Led Zeppelin at the Santa Monica Civic in '81.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2021 10:26 PM

Badfinger actually released an album named "Ass". Which led to one of the funnier album review lines I ever read. something like "Unfortunate name..can you imagine someone saying "I really enjoyed Badfinger's Ass last night?"

Posted by: azjaeger at May 02, 2021 12:45 AM (3/XaG)

400 Fleetwood Mac sucks the balls of a syphiltic donkey.
Posted by: garrett

Why?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2021 12:46 AM (KAi1n)

401 Fleetwood Mac did write one decent song.

Well, Buckingham did before he left. And it was supposedly about his breakup with the square-rigged blonde foghorn, so I guess that was necessary for lightning to strike.

Posted by: spindrift at May 02, 2021 12:46 AM (SgOfM)

402 Garrett -- L&R always put on a good performance. I also saw Daniel Ash solo in 2002 or thereabouts at a small club in Philly. He played a lot of L&R songs. Also a few from Bauhaus and Tones on Tail.

I'm guessing you're familiar with those bands too?

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2021 12:47 AM (mZUr4)

403 Chasing a Manhattan with melatonin shouldn't be a big deal, right?

I want weird dreams, dammit!

*Sigh*

Night.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2021 12:48 AM (1Yy3c)

404 Rochester was on the list of places I was considering while planning the Twin Cities Exodus. They didn't make the cut, obviously; looks like maybe I made the right decision.

Speaking of MN, here's some color commentary for my above statement regarding suburban fuckery. The increasingly donkified district that I moved away from is totally down with the struggle judging by their voting habits--as long as they struggle 15 miles away in New Mogadishu--but they voted out almost the entire city government for having the audacity to allow a property developer to build some apartments and *gasp* an Aldi. Why, a poor people store--muh house prices! Muh $400 HOA fees!

Bunch of clueless idiots. They have no idea what's coming this summer, and they did it to themselves. Oh, did I mention that the next burb over is putting the finishing touches on a new train line that goes straight* to Warzone Minneapolis? Buahahahahahaha. Enjoy the looting season, assholes.

*well, actually it takes a hilariously long detour around the old-money town between the two. Imagine that.

Posted by: CppThis at May 02, 2021 12:49 AM (zcf1k)

405 Good night and good luck, Robert!

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2021 12:49 AM (mZUr4)

406 Yeah. Huge Bauhaus Fan. Daniel Ash had a huge influence on a lot of the popular 90s guitarists. Guy does amazing work.

Fleetwood Mac is the pinacle of Bad Music + Big Budget + Cocaine. Overproduced crap. All of the vocalists are dreadful. I really fucking hate Fleetwood Mac and always have.

Not the peter Green stuff from the London Days. The rest of it.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2021 12:51 AM (wJvDy)

407 Fleetwood Mac is the pinacle of Bad Music + Big Budget + Cocaine. Overproduced crap. All of the vocalists are dreadful.

Not the peter Green stuff from the London Days. The rest of it.
Posted by: garrett

Hypnotized is on 1973's "Mystery to Me", several years before Buckingham and Nicks. The Bob Welch era is nothing like what FM became.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2021 12:54 AM (KAi1n)

408 393 Fleetwood Mac sucks the balls of a syphiltic donkey.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2021 12:40 AM (wJvDy)

If the donkey was ever in the band, at least one of them probably did.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 02, 2021 12:54 AM (3/XaG)

409 Garrett - you'll probably appreciate this awesome trifecta of 80s alternative bands that I saw one night in 1988.

Gene Loves Jezabel, New Order, Echo and the Bunnymen.

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2021 12:55 AM (mZUr4)

410 I don't mind Fleetwood Mac's big radio hits, but I'm more of a metalhead with classical tendencies so I have one of their greatest-hits CDs but am not looking to expand that collection.

That reminds me, I think Joe Satriani's got a few more albums out since the last time I checked. That particular collection I *do* want to expand.

Posted by: CppThis at May 02, 2021 12:57 AM (zcf1k)

411 When I DJ'd at KSDT radio (UC/SD), my sophomore year, G<3J played at the campus. I was told to let them in when they came over after the show but not to let anyone not affiliated with the station in. Good thing we had a 2x4 as a door latch because damn near everyone there tried to get in.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2021 12:58 AM (KAi1n)

412 >>Gene Loves Jezabel, New Order, Echo and the Bunnymen.


Fun!

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2021 01:00 AM (wJvDy)

413 I saw Halford, Queensryche, Iron Maiden in the early 2000's. Fantastic show. All 3 impressed, but Maiden blew me away.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2021 01:02 AM (KAi1n)

414 Judging by the sign, that bar in the top photo sounds ideal.

Those who can participate, have a great opening day.

Posted by: JTB at May 02, 2021 01:04 AM (7EjX1)

415 Quite a lineup there. The best part about Maiden is how they tour in a widebody jet flown by their own frontman. Talk about skills...

Posted by: CppThis at May 02, 2021 01:05 AM (zcf1k)

416 SFgoth -- my first "real" concert was Judas Priest 1984 Defenders of the Faith tour. I was 13.

I say first "real" concert because as a kid, my parents took my sister and me to see Shaun Cassidy. Also Tony Orlando and Dawn. I don't count those!

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2021 01:06 AM (mZUr4)

417 Maiden shows are always a winner in my book. Those guys know how to do it.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2021 01:06 AM (wJvDy)

418 Garrett - always enjoy talking music and bourbon with you.

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2021 01:09 AM (mZUr4)

419 416 SFgoth -- my first "real" concert was Judas Priest 1984 Defenders of the Faith tour. I was 13.

I say first "real" concert because as a kid, my parents took my sister and me to see Shaun Cassidy. Also Tony Orlando and Dawn. I don't count those!
Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2021 01:06 AM (mZUr4)

Foghat and Eddie Money, Freson CA... 1975.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 02, 2021 01:11 AM (oHd/0)

420 My first concert would've been Blue Oyster Cult, but it got snowed out, in D.C., in March (1985). So my first concert was Oingo Boingo at the Del Mar race track.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2021 01:13 AM (KAi1n)

421 To wit.

This is the jet that David Gilmour used to fly (remove spaces):
https://i.pin___.com/originals/6a/34/8e/ 6a348e1d3afc3477ffc8f7d920760578.jpg

This is the jet that Bruce Dickinson used to fly:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ commons/0/0c/Boeing747-IronMaiden01.jpg

Posted by: CppThis at May 02, 2021 01:13 AM (zcf1k)

422 Well, time for me to hit the sack. Way short on sleep. Too many miles, too many hours.

Will touch base tomorrow. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2021 01:16 AM (IWgZv)

423 Take care, AOP!

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2021 01:17 AM (mZUr4)

424 Oh, my... head exploding...

Bruce Jenner, now running for Gov of Calif, says Trans Men should NOT compete against biological womenz...

/pops popcorn

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 02, 2021 01:19 AM (oHd/0)

425 Oh, my... head exploding...

Bruce Jenner, now running for Gov of Calif, says Trans Men should NOT compete against biological womenz...

/pops popcorn
Posted by: Romeo13
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O_O


Posted by: SMH at May 02, 2021 01:21 AM (Fdh9S)

426 Well...he would know, what with being an actual athlete before getting mixed up with OJ's lawyer's trashy family.

Posted by: CppThis at May 02, 2021 01:25 AM (zcf1k)

427 Good night, y'all. Been fun!

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2021 01:26 AM (mZUr4)

428 Nighters, Doof.

Posted by: SMH at May 02, 2021 01:27 AM (Fdh9S)

429 Deep Purple -- Child In Time --

https://youtu.be/OorZcOzNcgE

Yeah, you're welcome. Who's this Ritchie Blackmore guy...

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2021 01:27 AM (F0YaR)

430 420 My first concert would've been Blue Oyster Cult, but it got snowed out, in D.C., in March (1985). So my first concert was Oingo Boingo at the Del Mar race track.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2021 01:13 AM (KAi1n)


Wut? I'd already seen BOC 6 times by then.

Fuckin' youngins.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2021 01:31 AM (F0YaR)

431 Room 222 featured Karen Valentine.

She set an early, and seldom matched, High Standard of
bunkworthiness. Nah, wrong term. Beyond "bunk." A standard of the
form and figure of whom one imagines awakening with, on any given
morning. Lust, is entirely lacking in it's description of such a
yearning, goal and desire.


Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TXPosted by: Jim at May 02, 2021 12:39 AM (QzJWU)
---
i second this emotion.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 02, 2021 01:44 AM (omAHa)

432 Fuckin' youngins.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Unfortunately, I was not a fuckin' youngin. Just a youngin.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2021 01:45 AM (KAi1n)

433 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2021 01:49 AM (L2ZTs)

434 Unfortunately, I was not a fuckin' youngin. Just a youngin.
Posted by: SFGoth

___


For me, not until after HS graduation and Basic Training.

Posted by: SMH at May 02, 2021 01:49 AM (Fdh9S)

435 He might have just won the governorship

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2021 02:02 AM (Xih1H)

436 Tap, tap, tap.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 02, 2021 02:21 AM (Z/jzm)

437 I'm going to regret being up this early

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 02, 2021 02:22 AM (Z/jzm)

438 Hiya MLii !

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2021 02:49 AM (arJlL)

439 Almost 5, seems chilly a little

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2021 03:55 AM (Cxk7w)

440 Whish I had blueberry

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2021 03:56 AM (Cxk7w)

441 Has the wind FINALLY died down ?

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2021 04:00 AM (arJlL)

442 Hiya Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2021 04:00 AM (arJlL)

443 It was nice out towards sunset, 80s today.

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2021 04:04 AM (Cxk7w)

444 It was really windy here yesterday and overnite

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 02, 2021 04:06 AM (Z/jzm)

445 It's still warm. 70 degrees

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 02, 2021 04:07 AM (Z/jzm)

446 Clouds to sun today 82, breezy tomorrow late rain.

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2021 04:12 AM (Cxk7w)

447 Whish I had blueberry
Posted by: Skip

Blueberry what ?

Hill ?

To find your thrill ?

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2021 04:19 AM (arJlL)

448 For pancakes, and some extra for tomorrow would be nice

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2021 04:32 AM (Cxk7w)

449 For pancakes, and some extra for tomorrow would be nice
Posted by: Skip

When do you grocery shop ?

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2021 04:40 AM (arJlL)

450 Later today

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2021 04:46 AM (Cxk7w)

451 Later today
Posted by: Skip

Then you're all set !

You can get blueberry and replace the lamb balls !

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2021 04:49 AM (arJlL)

452 KRAK IS UP

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at May 02, 2021 05:02 AM (Cxk7w)

453 Australia! For a place that started out as a penal colony, they sure turned into a bunch of Puritans over the years.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 02, 2021 05:36 AM (xopIz)

454 I JUST LOVE TRUMPS SCOTUS PICKS. COULDN'T HAVE CHOSEN BETTER MYSELF.
ROMNEY/CHENEY 2024.
GOD BLESS.

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 02, 2021 10:15 AM (Pzzpr)

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