Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 04-03-2021

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WFM Marie Manelidou (GRC)

No movie thread today. As far as I know.

As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.



Beginner Problem - Black To Play (1343)

Goal: Black can force mate in 3 moves
Hint: The g3 pawn is weak, and can be taken


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2kr3r/1bbp1p2/p3pp2/1p4q1/4P3/PNN1PBP1/1PP3KP/1R1Q1R2 b - - 0 1




chess pic 20210403 01.jpg"In USSR, Extreme Chess Plays YOU!"



Intermediate Problem - White To Play (1330)

Goal: White can force mate in 6
Hint: Throw everything into an attack on the open h-file


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r3qrk1/2pbppp1/1nQ5/4N3/2n2B1R/p3P2N/1PP2P2/1K5R w - - 0 1



Advanced Problem - Black To Play (1335)

Looking at the board, this is one of those times when going after the rook on a8, as White evidently did, turns out to be A Very Bad Idea. How quickly can Black make him pay for his foolishness?


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Nnbk2nr/pp1p1ppp/5q2/2b1p3/8/3P4/PPP1PPPP/R1BQKBNR b KQ - 0 1



Dress Pr0n For the 'Ettes:









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20210403 dress pr0n ireland 01.jpg
Irish Sweater Girl #1




20210403 dress pr0n ireland 02.jpg
Irish Sweater Girl #2




20210403 dress pr0n kate 01.jpg




20210403 dress pr0n melania 01.jpg

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Problem Solutions

Beginner Problem - Black To Play


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2kr3r/1bbp1p2/p3pp2/1p4q1/4P3/PNN1PBP1/1PP3KP/1R1Q1R2 b - - 0 1

1...Rxh2+ !
2.Kxh2 (or 2.Kg1 Qxg3+ 3.Bg2 Qxg2#)
2...Qxg3+
3.Kh1 Qh2#


Intermediate Problem - White To Play


20210403 - Problem 2.jpg
r3qrk1/2pbppp1/1nQ5/4N3/2n2B1R/p3P2N/1PP2P2/1K5R w - - 0 1

The correct strategy here is to keep up the pressure and don't give him time to even breathe.

1.Rh8+ Kxh8
2.Ng5+ Kg8
3.Rh8+ Kxh8
4.Qh1+ Bh3
5.Qxh3+ Kg8
6.Qh7#


Advanced Problem - Black To Play


20210403 - Problem 3.jpg
Nnbk2nr/pp1p1ppp/5q2/2b1p3/8/3P4/PPP1PPPP/R1BQKBNR b KQ - 0 1

1...Qxf2+
2.Kd2 Qf4+!

Not 2...Qe3+? which leads to nowhere: 3.Kc3 Qd4+ 4.Kd2, Qe3+, Kc3, back and forth, etc.

3. e3 (if 3.Kc3? Qb4#)

3...Qxe3+
4.Kc3 Qd4+
5.Kd2 Qf4+
6.Ke1 (or 6.Kc3 Qb4#)
6...Qf2#


Hope to see you all next week!

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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 05:27 PM




Comments

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1 I nooded.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2021 04:28 PM (ju2Fy)

2 First?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2021 04:28 PM (Mzdiz)

3 And I firsted!

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2021 04:28 PM (ju2Fy)

4 Oh that blue number on Melania is stunning!

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 03, 2021 04:28 PM (nxdel)

5 Seconded. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2021 04:29 PM (Mzdiz)

6 Melania in blue is just beautiful

Posted by: Jmel at April 03, 2021 04:29 PM (vQZRB)

7 Did the pretty Who Dis lady lose a leg in WWII or something?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 03, 2021 04:30 PM (4l77G)

8 Chess babe looks sly

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 03, 2021 04:30 PM (lgiXo)

9 Sweater Girl 2
definitely

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 03, 2021 04:30 PM (iTXRQ)

10 Melania is beautiful but she also looks like a real, adult woman.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 03, 2021 04:31 PM (lgiXo)

11 She looks nice

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2021 04:31 PM (Cxk7w)

12 7 Did the pretty Who Dis lady lose a leg in WWII or something?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 03, 2021 04:30 PM (4l77G)


No, I think it must just be tucked up under the dress.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 03, 2021 04:35 PM (OTJpc)

13 Oooo...chess girl has a real sultry come hither look.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2021 04:35 PM (axyOa)

14 I would play chess with Marie and I would let her win. I'm a giver that way.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 03, 2021 04:35 PM (kTF2Z)

15 Beginner hint seems incorrect.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 03, 2021 04:37 PM (AHq56)

16 Have they announced where they're moving the all star game to?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 03, 2021 04:38 PM (kTF2Z)

17 The one-legged who dis lady looks like Zha Zha Gabor.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2021 04:38 PM (axyOa)

18 I wonder if Kate is ever caught in an off moment? When in public she has to be aware of her facial expressions, posture, fashion. She carries it off it seems effortlessly but that has to be taxing on her sometimes.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 03, 2021 04:39 PM (nxdel)

19
Have they announced where they're moving the all star game to?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

_________

Peking

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2021 04:39 PM (oDlwq)

20 Have they announced where they're moving the all star game to?

China.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 03, 2021 04:39 PM (nxdel)

21 Melania in blue is just beautiful
Posted by: Jmel at April 03, 2021 04:29 PM (vQZRB)

Bluetiful, even.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at April 03, 2021 04:40 PM (99Nt9)

22 The blonde or the red headed irish lass yes.

Posted by: Alien covenant was worse at April 03, 2021 04:40 PM (hMlTh)

23 Man this site is giving me hell loading today.

Posted by: dartist at April 03, 2021 04:40 PM (+ya+t)

24 The Botez sisters are Moronettes... https://tinyurl.com/yx2rn4xp

Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2021 04:40 PM (Z0/SS)

25 Kim looks much friendlier when she isn't pointing Pyewacket at you.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 03, 2021 04:40 PM (vlXMQ)

26
Man this site is giving me hell loading today.
Posted by: dartist

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Happy it's not just me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2021 04:41 PM (oDlwq)

27 FLOTUS!!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 03, 2021 04:41 PM (GBZnB)

28 I nooded.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2021 04:28 PM (ju2Fy)



Deviated prevert.

Posted by: Colonel Bat Guano at April 03, 2021 04:41 PM (ZSK0i)

29 Peking
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2021 04:39 PM (oDlwq)

China.
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 03, 2021 04:39 PM (

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Behold the horde mind!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 03, 2021 04:41 PM (kTF2Z)

30 >>>Beginner hint seems incorrect.

Worked for me.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 03, 2021 04:42 PM (vlXMQ)

31 The Irish sweater girl # 1 is very pretty . So is # 2. The folks who like redheads will probably go crazy for her. I must say though I really like #1,'s purple sweater.

I wanted to say that's it's really lovely here, and I had a pleasant experience coming home from the market. I drove by a guy's house who still has a faded Trump banner outside his house. I have never seen anyone outside when I was going past, but he and his wife and friends were outside on the front porch having a drink. I stopped in a nearby turnaround and went up to the outside of the house, and said "I just want to say I really appreciate your sign and think it's rather courageous of you to keep it up. He invited me into his yard and said "No masks" and we had a nice conversation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2021 04:42 PM (VP4Cd)

32 Intermediate

1. Rh8+ Kxh8
2. Ng5+ Kg8
3. Rh8+ Kxh8
4. Qh1+ Bh3
5. Qxh3+ Kg8
6. Qh7#

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 03, 2021 04:42 PM (AHq56)

33 Man this site is giving me hell loading today.
Posted by: dartist at April 03, 2021 04:40 PM (+ya+t)

Ditto. It's like we should be reading the Bible or something.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2021 04:43 PM (axyOa)

34 The glamour queen in the first pic looks familiar, but I can't place her. It's not Doris Day or Martha Hyer, but she looks like a blend of both

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 03, 2021 04:44 PM (lSpWa)

35 Intermediate:

1. Rh8+ KxR
2. Ng5+ Kg1
3. Rh8+ KxR
4. Qh1+ Bh3
5. QxB+ Kg1
6. Qh7 mate

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 03, 2021 04:44 PM (wJQbj)

36
Though I may start ticking our lords and masters by calling it Peiping.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2021 04:45 PM (oDlwq)

37 I have to reset my modem/wifi about once a week or it won't work at all. What is that about?

Posted by: Ronster at April 03, 2021 04:45 PM (4mg10)

38 Chess Thread Yee-Haw!

Greece. Oh yes. You know that thing Greeks are famous for, bearing gifts and all. Ms. Manelidou has that come hither smile.

Oh look! It's manhattan time. One cherry only please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 03, 2021 04:46 PM (R/m4+)

39 Ditto. It's like we should be reading the Bible or something.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2021 04:43 PM (axyOa)

I've read the Bible and I'm having no trouble with this site. Just saying.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 03, 2021 04:46 PM (lgiXo)

40 It was a weekend filled with red, white, and blue for First Lady Melania Trump, 47, who showed off her patriotic style with the beautiful blue dress she wore on the Fourth of July, where she appeared on the Truman Balcony at the White House.

She showed off a fit-and-flare, sleeveless frock by designer Esteban Cortazar. The dress featured a scoop neck and an asymmetrical hemline, which was polished off with a white border - and she even managed to show off a hint of cleavage in her latest look. Dress retails for $1,477.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2021 04:46 PM (ju2Fy)

41 I drove by a guy's house who still has a faded Trump banner outside his house. I have never seen anyone outside when I was going past, but he and his wife and friends were outside on the front porch having a drink.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2021 04:42 PM (VP4Cd)

Great story, Fenlon. I'm thinking of getting some Babylon Bee swag to wear around the neighborhood in the hopes that other like minded folks will notice and talk to me. A subtle way of organizing. To be honest, I'm also a bit afraid of violence.

Posted by: InCali at April 03, 2021 04:48 PM (9AFWN)

42 No Name Today had the Who Dis?

Kim Novak

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 03, 2021 04:48 PM (fTtFy)

43 Yea it's been wonky for me today too. Usually refresh takes me where I left off but today it takes me up about 15 comments. I keep having to scroll down. Oh the humanity!

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 03, 2021 04:49 PM (nxdel)

44 she also looks like a real, adult woman.

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We now have a plague of older women who have had collagen lip enhancements from back when that fad was in and they don't look like real, adult women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2021 04:49 PM (VVEnO)

45 That's nice Fenelon! I took a drive out to a neighboring town, small town USA. Saw lots of Trump banners and flags still up. You couldn't do that where I live. Too many libs are ruining this once quaint town.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 03, 2021 04:51 PM (nxdel)

46 A subtle way of organizing. To be honest, I'm also a bit afraid of violence.
Posted by: InCali at April 03, 2021 04:48 PM (9AFWN)

Then again, if we don't organize and face violence now, we'll definitely face move overwhelming violence later.

Posted by: InCali at April 03, 2021 04:52 PM (9AFWN)

47 Trump signs still up around here, in an area that supposedly went for the Fraud.

Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2021 04:55 PM (Z0/SS)

48
I've read the Bible and I'm having no trouble with this site. Just saying.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 03, 2021 04:46 PM (lgiXo)

Oh oh.
**slides crib notes behind pillow**

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2021 04:55 PM (axyOa)

49 1st problem looks like Mate in only two.

... Qg3

KH1 RH7#

Looks legit. What am I missing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2021 04:56 PM (u82oZ)

50
Lots of Trump flags still out in Brazoria County.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2021 04:57 PM (oDlwq)

51 >>>Looks legit. What am I missing?

hxg3

Posted by: No Name Today at April 03, 2021 04:58 PM (vlXMQ)

52 Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at April 03, 2021 04:58 PM (MVjcR)

53 Beginner:
1. ... Rxh2
2. Kxh2 Qxg3
3. Kh1 Qh2 0-1
(or 2. Kg1 Qxg3 0-1)

Posted by: silverpie at April 03, 2021 04:58 PM (SOdj6)

54 Hiya

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 04:58 PM (arJlL)

55 MLB really screwed the pooch. Wherever they move it, chances are that the states election laws are just as stringent if not more so. I guess they could move it to California, but they wouldn't have any fans in attendance so what's the point?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 03, 2021 04:59 PM (kTF2Z)

56 Ms. Manelidou has a beguiling smile. Almost a knowing smile, but she is too young for that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2021 04:59 PM (u82oZ)

57 So I just babbled on and on before I realized I was on the old thread. Summary: I'm an idiot and that's Kim Novak.

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at April 03, 2021 04:59 PM (45fpk)

58 Hiya Weasel !

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 05:00 PM (arJlL)

59 That third brunette/auburn/dirty blonde is quite fetching.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2021 05:00 PM (lmikk)

60 Ms. Manelidou's smile adds to her symmetrical features. Real beauty would require a personality that is beautiful.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2021 05:01 PM (u82oZ)

61 So I just babbled on and on before I realized I was on the old thread. Summary: I'm an idiot and that's Kim Novak.
Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad

Its not Claudette Coldbeer ?

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 05:01 PM (arJlL)

62 Duke - rumor up here was they were thinking Milwaukee. Wisconsin has Voter ID. Heh

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at April 03, 2021 05:01 PM (45fpk)

63 I wonder if Kate is ever caught in an off moment? When in public she has to be aware of her facial expressions, posture, fashion. She carries it off it seems effortlessly but that has to be taxing on her sometimes.
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 03, 2021 04:39 PM (nxdel)

I think that's why Sparkle wanted no part of that. Too much effort.

Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 03, 2021 05:02 PM (OED7z)

64 Advanced

1. ... Qxf2+
2. Kd2 Qf4+
3. e3 Qxe3+ ( 3. Kc3 Qb5# or 3. Ke1 Bf2# )
4. Kc3 Qd4+
5. Kd2 Qf4+ ( 5. Kb3 Qb4# )
6. Kc3 Qb4# ( 6. Ke2 Qf2# or 6. Ke1 Qf2# )

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 03, 2021 05:02 PM (AHq56)

65 I wonder if Kate is ever caught in an off moment? When in public she has to be aware of her facial expressions, posture, fashion. She carries it off it seems effortlessly but that has to be taxing on her sometimes.
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag*

Guess she doesn't eat beans.

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 05:03 PM (arJlL)

66 No Name Today

Thanks. Screwed it up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2021 05:03 PM (u82oZ)

67 {{{Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* }}}

Still stuck in Team Cloaca here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2021 05:04 PM (u82oZ)

68 Hi everyone:

NaCly...you're forgetting the pawn @ H2. If ...QG3, then H2xQ, I think

Advanced Problem..It says "Looking at the board, this is one of those times when going after the rook on a8..." There is no rook on a8. Black can mate using only the Queen. No need to. bring in any other piece as far as I can see.

Posted by: Jerzy Sobon at April 03, 2021 05:05 PM (gEk8l)

69 I see #2 different
Q - h6 , ( obviously if given 1 move, Q-h8#l)
So it's either
, g7 x h6
R - g1+, K - h7 or 8
R x h7#
Because can't see black finishing the deal with a3 x b2 then above before R - a1#

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2021 05:05 PM (Cxk7w)

70 Why the hell would you put the Droogs from Clockwork Orange in Space Jam anyway?! What kind of sense does that make?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2021 05:05 PM (lmikk)

71 I wonder if there could be a class action suit on behalf of local business owners against MLB for loss of revenue.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 03, 2021 05:06 PM (kTF2Z)

72 Hey Weasel! JT! Salty!

Weasel sad to report still no range time this week. No ammo. I'm getting very frustrated.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 03, 2021 05:06 PM (nxdel)

73
Who else misses the words bustier and petticoat from our daily lexicon?

Today, we have "spanx."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 03, 2021 05:07 PM (cCaW5)

74 68 There is no rook on a8.

Because the knight just took it.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 03, 2021 05:07 PM (AHq56)

75 Even when I watched the Cardinals I never tuned into the All-Star game.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2021 05:07 PM (ju2Fy)

76 I have been having trouble getting on as well. Could not get on at all on my Ipad. Seemed the lead picture on the pet thread wouldn;t load at all.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 03, 2021 05:08 PM (sd8p8)

77
What's the thing that ladies wore really, really tight around their tummies under the dresses called?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 03, 2021 05:08 PM (cCaW5)

78 Somebody on the Pet Thread mistakenly posted "Kim Novak," and now that I look again, I do believe it is!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 03, 2021 05:08 PM (lSpWa)

79 I think that's why Sparkle wanted no part of that. Too much effort.

Yep. She's a lazy self centered bitch. Lord I can't wait for her 15 minutes to be up. I never ever liked her and my mom despised her and even said when the engagement was announced.. she won't last. Mama knew!

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 03, 2021 05:08 PM (nxdel)

80 Howdy JT and Jewells!

Bummer about the ammo.

Posted by: Weasel at April 03, 2021 05:08 PM (MVjcR)

81 Hey y'all.

Feeling better today.

Hubs helped me take a shower, changed the dressing, and I even walked around outside, since it's a gorgeous day.

Posted by: SMH at April 03, 2021 05:09 PM (oUI8H)

82 71 I wonder if there could be a class action suit on behalf of local business owners against MLB for loss of revenue.


The whole thing is stupid. What - are they going to yank the Braves franchise out of Atlanta too? Shut yer mouth and play ball. Nobody asked your opinion.

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at April 03, 2021 05:09 PM (45fpk)

83 What's the thing that ladies wore really, really tight around their tummies under the dresses called?

Olden days a corset then they graduated to girdles.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 03, 2021 05:09 PM (nxdel)

84 Somebody on the Pet Thread mistakenly posted "Kim Novak," and now that I look again, I do believe it is!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 03, 2021


***

The "somebody" was Grammie Winger. Good job.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 03, 2021 05:09 PM (lSpWa)

85
Bodice?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 03, 2021 05:09 PM (cCaW5)

86 SMH that's great news!

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 03, 2021 05:10 PM (nxdel)

87
Bodice is french for I Can't Breathe, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 03, 2021 05:10 PM (cCaW5)

88 SMH - yay! So glad you're feeling better

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at April 03, 2021 05:10 PM (45fpk)

89 Olden days a corset then they graduated to girdles.
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 03, 2021 05:09 PM (nxdel)
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The brace I'm wearing is like a corset.

Posted by: SMH at April 03, 2021 05:11 PM (oUI8H)

90 That doesn't look like Kim Novak.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 03, 2021 05:11 PM (nxdel)

91 Cincher?

Posted by: Mr Ed at April 03, 2021 05:11 PM (Z0/SS)

92 Wolfus- ha!

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at April 03, 2021 05:11 PM (45fpk)

93
Ah, yes, the Corset.

And the girdle.

Which rhymes with Myrtle.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 03, 2021 05:12 PM (cCaW5)

94 Does it have a flat piece of steel on each side of the spine?

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 05:12 PM (PHq7v)

95 Wow, that Dr. Ryan link on the sidebar is something.

Confirms everything I and others have been saying for over a year.

I love when he talks about the vaccines and use air quotes.

Priceless.

Also, asparagus is the tastiest green vegetable...

FIGHT ME!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2021 05:12 PM (HvW4E)

96 Glad to hear, SMH.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2021 05:12 PM (ju2Fy)

97 So I wonder if Dr Jill knows the translation for, "oh Jesus I wish I could", after the Melania pic?

Posted by: Only Context at April 03, 2021 05:12 PM (xEIoY)

98 No one has a waist as small as that model in the ironwork dress. No corset could be that tight and still be able to breathe.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 03, 2021 05:12 PM (sd8p8)

99 Great news SMH!
Keep up the healing.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 03, 2021 05:13 PM (grDwS)

100 "Nobody wants to look at a fat Polak"

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 05:13 PM (PHq7v)

101 Our FLOTUS In Exile is a goddess.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 03, 2021 05:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

102 Hey y'all.

Feeling better today.

Hubs helped me take a shower, changed the dressing, and I even walked around outside, since it's a gorgeous day.
Posted by: SMH

Glad to hear it !

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 05:13 PM (arJlL)

103 If by tasty you mean, 'a lot of taste'....

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 05:14 PM (PHq7v)

104 70 Why the hell would you put the Droogs from Clockwork Orange in Space Jam anyway?! What kind of sense does that make?
Posted by: Aetius451AD



They've cancelled Pepe LePew but the Droogs are ok.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 03, 2021 05:15 PM (4POC7)

105 Get fast relief from sunburn pain with BodIce!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2021 05:15 PM (63Dwl)

106 "Nobody wants to look at a fat Polak"
Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021


***

Since you put quote marks around that, I guess it is a quote. What's it from?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 03, 2021 05:15 PM (lSpWa)

107 No one has a waist as small as that model in the ironwork dress. No corset could be that tight and still be able to breathe.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Ya mean Mrs. Prez ?

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 05:16 PM (arJlL)

108 Good to hear, SMH.

Baby steps, but in the right direction.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2021 05:16 PM (u82oZ)

109 Also, asparagus is the tastiest green vegetable...

FIGHT ME!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2021 05:12 PM (HvW4E)

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Asparagus is a hollandaise delivery vehicle, nothing more.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 03, 2021 05:17 PM (kTF2Z)

110 I think I'm going to order a muffaletta sub for dinner from the Italian cafe nearby.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 03, 2021 05:17 PM (lSpWa)

111 I never saw the original "Space Jam", but Michael Jordan was liked by just about everybody. LeBron and his muzzie fuzzie beard, not so much.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 03, 2021 05:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

112 Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 03, 2021 05:02 PM (AHq56)

Nice work. 2...Qf4+ is the key move, I think. I instinctively want to check on d3, but that gets you nowhere.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 03, 2021 05:18 PM (pn7Es)

113 Jordan might be going to shit...anyone surprised it is happening under sundown and blinkin the blind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2021 05:18 PM (85Gof)

114 It was a PBS. that guy that interviews actors, and Kim was talking about her interview with, can't remember his name, the director that did her best movies.

It is a quote of his from her first interview with him.

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 05:18 PM (PHq7v)

115 Kate appears to be "not amused"...

I love the dress and shoes!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 03, 2021 05:19 PM (BgMrQ)

116 This guy is a retired preacher, although maybe he's not retired. Retired preachers I know often still fill in at churches of do Bible studies. He has a whole series of thoughtful bulletin inserts, or funny anecdotes which he then relates to some scripture. I posted on an getting old in EMT thread.

Anyway this one has to do with things you did as a kid that you probably wouldn't be allowed to do today or people would think you couldn't survive it. FenSpouse says at age 14 he and his friend road their bikes 36 miles one way on the side of a major highway to a reservoir where they fished and camped and came home the next day. The police would probably stop you now.

https://tinyurl.com/hazchtuy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2021 05:19 PM (VP4Cd)

117
Also, asparagus is the tastiest green vegetable...

FIGHT ME!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I guess if you had the 'rona asparagus would be fine as you wouldn't have to smell it in your urine for 3 days.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2021 05:19 PM (gtatv)

118 70 Why the hell would you put the Droogs from Clockwork Orange in Space Jam anyway?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2021 05:05 PM (lmikk)


Wait, what did I miss here?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 03, 2021 05:19 PM (pn7Es)

119 It was a PBS. that guy that interviews actors, and Kim was talking about her interview with, can't remember his name, the director that did her best movies.

Jerry Lewis ?

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 05:19 PM (arJlL)

120 Posted by: SMH

Good news! Will continue to pray for you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2021 05:20 PM (VP4Cd)

121 Supposedly, Kim Novak dated Porfirio Rubirosa.

Sadly her autobiography burned up when her house caught fire. She only had the one copy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2021 05:22 PM (u82oZ)

122 Don't think Jerry Lewis directed any of Novak's movies.

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 05:22 PM (PHq7v)

123 Wait, what did I miss here?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 03, 2021 05:19 PM (pn7Es)
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https://tinyurl.com/2rrfbpf9

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 03, 2021 05:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

124 112 Nice work.

Thanks.

My difficulty was wanting to get the Bishop into the action but eventually realized that the Queen has get to the 4th rank to switch sides quickly.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 03, 2021 05:22 PM (AHq56)

125 I love that dress from The House of Worth

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 03, 2021 05:23 PM (tfNjF)

126 Hola !

Posted by: runner at April 03, 2021 05:23 PM (Q9SFr)

127 She said after he, the director, died they didn't know what to do with her. Miscast her in her other movies.

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 05:24 PM (PHq7v)

128 118 70 Why the hell would you put the Droogs from Clockwork Orange in Space Jam anyway?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2021 05:05 PM (lmikk)

Wait, what did I miss here?
Posted by: OregonMuse



Apparently there is a Space Jam 2 movie coming out. The Droogs are in it, briefly, because why the hell not. Culture is already burning, throw some gas on it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 03, 2021 05:24 PM (4POC7)

129 It was a PBS. that guy that interviews actors, and Kim was talking about her interview with, can't remember his name, the director that did her best movies.

It is a quote of his from her first interview with him.
Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021


***

Some say Kim's best movies were with Hitchcock (though now that I say that, I can't recall if she ever did more than Vertigo with him). It doesn't sound like his kind of remark, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 03, 2021 05:25 PM (lSpWa)

130 Prayer request

I am having a "live" Easter service tomorrow. Last year we were online, although we've been open since July.
If the Christian folks here could please pray that the service would glorify God and lift up Jesus, that we have some new people and that they feel touched by God to either come back or give their life to the Lord and both, I would be most grateful. I'm also not sure how it will be with the fact that I'm not requiring masks. I am also very tired so if you could pray for strength for me I'd appreciate it. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2021 05:25 PM (VP4Cd)

131 The
whole thing is stupid. What - are they going to yank the Braves
franchise out of Atlanta too? Shut yer mouth and play ball. Nobody asked
your opinion.
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Last I read the Braves were sticking up for businesses and people affected by the pullout against MLB. They couldn't pull a franchise out of anywhere without the whole league voting can they?

Posted by: dartist at April 03, 2021 05:26 PM (+ya+t)

132 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2021 05:25 PM (VP4Cd)

Prayers to you and your flock. And try to get a good night's rest.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 03, 2021 05:27 PM (4l77G)

133 I had to look up Kim Novak. Richard Quine directed her in Strangers When We Meet and The Notorious Landlady. Would that be the guy with the "Polack" remark?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 03, 2021 05:27 PM (lSpWa)

134 You got it, Fen!

Posted by: bluebell at April 03, 2021 05:28 PM (/669Q)

135
I never saw the original "Space Jam", but Michael Jordan was liked by just about everybody. LeBron and his muzzie fuzzie beard, not so much.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread)


Jordan is apparently kind of a dick in real life. But he's smart enough to keep it mostly under wraps, adopting a facade of amiability and trying to avoid needlessly pissing off half his audience/fan base.

Gotta preserve The Brand, y'know.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2021 05:28 PM (n+4am)

136 https://tinyurl.com/2rrfbpf9

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 03, 2021 05:22 PM (Dc2NZ)


So...

In: A gang of psychopathic murderous rapists.
Out: Pepe LePew.

Makes sense.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 03, 2021 05:29 PM (pn7Es)

137 What is up in Jordan?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 03, 2021 05:29 PM (ufFY8)

138 Richard Quine also directed Bell, Book, and Candle, so that's 3 with Kim Novak.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 03, 2021 05:29 PM (lSpWa)

139 I'm also not sure how it will be with the fact that I'm not requiring masks. I am also very tired so if you could pray for strength for me I'd appreciate it. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2021 05:25 PM (VP4Cd)

Prayers up Fen!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 03, 2021 05:29 PM (BgMrQ)

140 Prayer request

I am having a "live" Easter service tomorrow. Last year we were online, although we've been open since July.
If the Christian folks here could please pray that the service would glorify God and lift up Jesus, that we have some new people and that they feel touched by God to either come back or give their life to the Lord and both, I would be most grateful. I'm also not sure how it will be with the fact that I'm not requiring masks. I am also very tired so if you could pray for strength for me I'd appreciate it. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Okay

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 05:29 PM (arJlL)

141
What - are they going to yank the Braves
franchise out of Atlanta too?


And what about that name? Worse than Redskins.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2021 05:30 PM (63Dwl)

142 What is up in Jordan?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 03, 2021 05:29 PM (ufFY

Security forces arrested a bunch of people for plotting to overthrow the shrimp king. Including the former Crown Prince who was at one time the heir to the throne.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2021 05:30 PM (85Gof)

143 I misspoke

It was the head of the studio, not the director.

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 05:30 PM (PHq7v)

144 The brunette in the beige dress and shoes is super cute.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 03, 2021 05:30 PM (lSpWa)

145 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2021 05:25 PM

Prayers up for a blessed Easter for you.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 03, 2021 05:31 PM (W4eKo)

146 Prayers up, Fen.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2021 05:31 PM (ju2Fy)

147 Kim Novak was doing Sammy Davis Jr. in the 50s. Caused a stir.

Posted by: dartist at April 03, 2021 05:31 PM (+ya+t)

148 wiki sez:
Rubirosa was linked romantically to Dolores del Río, Eartha Kitt, Marilyn Monroe,[9] Ava Gardner, Maria Montez, Rita Hayworth, Dorothy Dandridge, Lupe Vélez, Soraya Esfandiary, Peggy Hopkins Joyce, Joan Crawford, Veronica Lake, Kim Novak, Judy Garland, and Eva Peron

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 05:32 PM (PHq7v)

149 Yeah, but I'm rilly rilly worried about DMX.

*dumps bucket of sarc tags on post*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 03, 2021 05:32 PM (4l77G)

150 I misspoke

It was the head of the studio, not the director.
Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021


***

Harry Cohn of Columbia? A notorious SOB, by all accounts. When he died, his funeral was very well-attended. Red Skelton quipped, "Give the people what they want, and they'll come out for it!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 03, 2021 05:32 PM (lSpWa)

151
Why the hell would you put the Droogs from Clockwork Orange in Space Jam anyway?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD


The original Space Jam had a brief shot of Porky and Daffy (I think) riffing on Vincent and Jules from Pulp Fiction. With guns. Complete with the opening riff from Dick Dale's Miserlou.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2021 05:32 PM (n+4am)

152 The
whole thing is stupid. What - are they going to yank the Braves
franchise out of Atlanta too? Shut yer mouth and play ball. Nobody asked
your opinion.
----------

And change the name to The Chickens.

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 05:32 PM (arJlL)

153 FenelonSpoke

Prayers ascending for you, for a restful sleep and a life-affirming service on Easter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2021 05:32 PM (u82oZ)

154 What is up in Jordan?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 03, 2021 05:29 PM (ufFY

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Whatever his proclivities are is none of my business.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 03, 2021 05:33 PM (kTF2Z)

155 Kim Novak was doing Sammy Davis Jr. in the 50s. Caused a stir.
Posted by: dartist at April 03, 2021


***

Really? It was May Britt, a similar-looking blonde, who was notorious then for marrying him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 03, 2021 05:33 PM (lSpWa)

156 What - are they going to yank the Braves
franchise out of Atlanta too?

And what about that name? Worse than Redskins.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

The Chatanooga Chickens

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 05:33 PM (arJlL)

157 Has MLB given any evidence somebody has actually read the Georgia election law?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 03, 2021 05:34 PM (lgiXo)

158 . I am also very tired so if you could pray for strength for me I'd appreciate it. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

May you and yours have a Glorious Easter service and may the Risen Christ give you strength.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2021 05:34 PM (gtatv)

159 The former crown prince of Jordan says he has been placed under house arrest as part of a crackdown on critics.

In a video passed to the BBC by his lawyer, Prince Hamzah bin Hussein, the half-brother of King Abdullah, accuses the country's leaders of corruption, incompetence and harassment.

It comes after a number of high-level arrests said to be linked to an alleged coup plot.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2021 05:34 PM (85Gof)

160 The Pandas.

Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2021 05:35 PM (Z0/SS)

161 Never saw Space Jam, but I have "Loony Tunes Back in Action" on DVD. Love it. Immensely. Great animation, and you have Brendan Fraser and the incandescent Jenna Elfman.

the chase scene through the Louvre is pure genius.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 03, 2021 05:35 PM (4l77G)

162 I am also very tired so if you could pray for strength for me I'd appreciate it. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Okay

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 05:35 PM (arJlL)

163
The Pandas.
Posted by: davidt




Heh. I'm wearing my Rocket City Trash Pandas t-shirt right now.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2021 05:36 PM (n+4am)

164 Whatever his proclivities are is none of my business.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 03, 2021 05:33 PM
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*snort*

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2021 05:36 PM (ju2Fy)

165 "That Fat Pollack," Harry Cohn, Head of Colombia 1953.

https://is.gd/F2Am5r

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 05:38 PM (PHq7v)

166 Thanks for your prayers everyone, and may you all have a blessed Easter too!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2021 05:38 PM (VP4Cd)

167 157 Has MLB given any evidence somebody has actually read the Georgia election law?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker



Now why would they do that when they can just over react and do the dumbest thing possible? I mean really, this is the 21st Century.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 03, 2021 05:39 PM (4POC7)

168 Prayers sent Fenelon! Hope you have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 03, 2021 05:39 PM (nxdel)

169 Security forces arrested a bunch of people for plotting to overthrow the shrimp king. Including the former Crown Prince who was at one time the heir to the throne.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2021 05:30 PM (85Gof)

Those Heir Jordans always were shitty shoes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2021 05:40 PM (mzC78)

170 166: I'll be prayin' Fen!

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 03, 2021 05:40 PM (4POC7)

171 Posted by: InCali at April 03, 2021 04:48 PM (9AFW

I think that's a great idea of a way to organize and I will pray for your safety.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2021 05:42 PM (VP4Cd)

172 Those Heir Jordans always were shitty shoes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2021 05:40 PM (mzC7

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Well played. Golf clap.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 03, 2021 05:42 PM (kTF2Z)

173 Really? It was May Britt, a similar-looking blonde, who was notorious then for marrying him.
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https://is.gd/FisP3p









Posted by: dartist at April 03, 2021 05:43 PM (+ya+t)

174 Netanyahu and Abdulla have been spitballing each other for over a month. Hope they can resolve their issues.

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 05:43 PM (PHq7v)

175 Also, asparagus is the tastiest green vegetable...

FIGHT ME!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2021 05:12 PM (HvW4E)


NO! You fight me!!!

Asparagus is a sandwich!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2021 05:44 PM (dWwl8)

176 Fenelon,

You are a kind and caring person. I hope you, your family and congregation have a blessed Easter.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2021 05:45 PM (PisyI)

177
Irish Sweater Girl #1 is pulling a shiv outta her pocket to cut out your worthless gizzard.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2021 05:45 PM (dWwl8)

178 Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 05:43 PM (PHq7v)


T-584 days to what?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 03, 2021 05:45 PM (ZSK0i)

179 Quiet. I'm tryin' to shut up and dribble.

Posted by: LeBra James at April 03, 2021 05:46 PM (W4eKo)

180 Prayers sent Fenelon! Hope you have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag*

(At least she didn't ask us to go outside and pray in our underwear !)

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 05:46 PM (arJlL)

181 Good afternoon horde

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 03, 2021 05:47 PM (Jzz++)

182 I'll be striking a blow for democracy.

No more peaches for me!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2021 05:47 PM (EZebt)

183 Of course Fen, prayers up!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2021 05:50 PM (5e34N)

184 114 It was a PBS. that guy that interviews actors, and Kim was talking about her interview with, can't remember his name, the director that did her best movies.

It is a quote of his from her first interview with him.

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 05:18 PM (PHq7v)
++++

I think I missed what you are responding to. But, the PBS part sounds like James Lipton, who did interviews on Inside the Actors Studio. But I think that was aired on Bravo.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 03, 2021 05:50 PM (vlXMQ)

185 No one has a waist as small as that model in the ironwork dress. No corset could be that tight and still be able to breathe.

*

If a young lady believes that she should be able to wear these things and the only solution is surgical removal of multiple ribs, it's hateful to say she should not be allowed to be the woman she sees herself as.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at April 03, 2021 05:50 PM (d6YI3)

186 I can't not support MLB any more than I have been not-supporting it all along. No TV, no games, no bling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2021 05:51 PM (mzC78)

187 I Lort I done bought the farm.

Well not totally. We are putting a contract together Monday.

Posted by: blaster at April 03, 2021 05:51 PM (ZfRYq)

188 And Kim's best movie was Bell Book and Candle.

It is known.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 03, 2021 05:52 PM (vlXMQ)

189 I wanted to share some other bit of good news. I was in the market and a man wearing a mask (because the market requires it) also had a cross on. It was wooden and had some writing on it and a said "I'm a Christian, sir. Can you tell me what your cross says?. He said it's my name. Turns out here's a retired-not really-pastor who is preaching online somewhere tomorrow and we had done ecumenical services together when I was serving in a town nearbye where his church was. I hadn't seen him for 10 years. It was so nice to talk to he and his wife. He really was an "Orthodox" Presbyterian and conservative and a fine preacher. I think he was going to turn in his orders when the PCUSA performed marriage services for gays. I don't know if he did. Anyway, I was glad to see him and glad he still preaching. Since he lives about 20 miles away and he and his wife came up to the area to have a lunch and go to the market because she likes it, I call running into him a "God incident" not a coincidence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2021 05:52 PM (VP4Cd)

190 Alberta Oil Peon -

Did you ever consider doing YouTube vids of some of your projects ?

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 05:53 PM (arJlL)

191 No TV, no games, no bling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Threw out shirts, caps, stuff, and any intention to go to Spring Training or see/go to any gams.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2021 05:53 PM (gtatv)

192 Did you ever consider doing YouTube vids of some of your projects ?
Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 05:53 PM (arJlL)

For about a microsecond, once. Now that Ewetoob has revealed itself to be evil, never.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2021 05:54 PM (mzC78)

193
The Chatanooga Chickens

They could play the Toledo Mudhens.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2021 05:55 PM (63Dwl)

194 The Chatanooga Chickens

They could play the Toledo Mudhens.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

They will not do that, they don't want to be beaten that badly.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2021 05:56 PM (gtatv)

195 I would not be surprised if the Mossad had a hand in informing Jordanian Security about the plot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2021 05:57 PM (85Gof)

196 Yes, James Lipton, but it was originally on PBS.
I don't have cable. I don't have TV anymore.

and

T-584 days 'till the RePubbies take back the House and the Senate.

The Democrats are running up against a campaign deadline and the border fiasco is a big thorn in their communist agenda.

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 05:57 PM (PHq7v)

197 175 Also, asparagus is the tastiest green vegetable...

FIGHT ME!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2021 05:12 PM (HvW4E)

NO! You fight me!!!

Asparagus is a sandwich!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2021 05:44 PM (dWwl


ASPARAGUS IS ASSHOE!!!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 03, 2021 05:57 PM (pn7Es)

198 T-584 days 'till the RePubbies take back the House and the Senate.

The Democrats are running up against a campaign deadline and the border fiasco is a big thorn in their communist agenda.

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 05:57 PM (PHq7v)



Roger that...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 03, 2021 05:58 PM (ZSK0i)

199 I did a video probably 97 or 8, had to level a floor for a old ornate cast iron tub that if it wasn't water would never get out totally. Put old tape recorder on tri pod and clips at different stages.

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2021 05:59 PM (Cxk7w)

200 Should have a 10 Commandments thread if lots are watching.

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2021 06:00 PM (Cxk7w)

201 I did a video probably 97 or 8, had to level a floor for a old ornate cast iron tub that if it wasn't water would never get out totally. Put old tape recorder on tri pod and clips at different stages.
Posted by: Skip

Did you end the vid by removing your clothes and getting in the tub ?

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 06:01 PM (arJlL)

202 I would not be surprised if the Mossad had a hand in informing Jordanian Security about the plot
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2021 05:57 PM (85Gof)

"King of Jordan" might look cool on the old resume, but it's a deal-breaker at the life insurance office.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2021 06:01 PM (mzC78)

203 Hey AOP. I can't start my car
I don't think it's the battery. I think it may be the starter because of this noise it's making, a rapid ticking. What do you think?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 03, 2021 06:02 PM (lgiXo)

204 Is there something wrong with listening to Slayer while having a desktop image of Jesus in The Wilderness?

I guess knowing that Tom Araya is Catholic helps. And he seems to be a good Catholic.

if it helps, Slayer did a very anti-abortion tune, Silent Scream.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 03, 2021 06:02 PM (4l77G)

205 At WZ, "U.S. Navy now selling challenge coins with Kamala's face on it".

Probably has "Entitles bearer to one free blow job" engraved on it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 03, 2021 06:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

206 203 Hey AOP. I can't start my car

Put one of those WWII tank shotgun starters on it and you'll never have to worry about that battery again.

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 06:04 PM (PHq7v)

207 And Kim's best movie was Bell Book and Candle.

--

Back around 1970, my mom bought all 3 of us kids each our own Siamese. We were pretty young, so she helped us name them. She chose Pyewacket for one of them. We called him Pye Pye. It wasn't until I was an adult that I discovered where that strange name came from!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 03, 2021 06:04 PM (O+I8R)

208 Irish sweater #1 - I'm now going through my stitch dictionaries working out to knit something like it. The asymmetrical closing and collar could be a nightmare though.

Melania in blue is stunning. What a fabulous colour for her.

Posted by: all doubt removed at April 03, 2021 06:04 PM (S2eH9)

209 Should have a 10 Commandments thread if lots are watching.

Posted by: Skip
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Is that airing now? What channel?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2021 06:05 PM (ju2Fy)

210 Probably has "Entitles bearer to one free blow job" engraved on it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

The phrase "Any port in a storm." may have suddenly become untrue.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2021 06:05 PM (5e34N)

211 What an absolutely gorgeous day. A friend helped me get a major spring clean-up job done. Then we had a late lunch with wine and fun conversation.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2021 06:06 PM (bB2I6)

212
The Democrats are running up against a campaign deadline and the border fiasco is a big thorn in their communist agenda.

What border fiasco?

Posted by: Joe's 90 million voters! at April 03, 2021 06:06 PM (63Dwl)

213 Hey AOP. I can't start my car
I don't think it's the battery. I think it may be the starter because of this noise it's making, a rapid ticking. What do you think?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

You been paying the vig ?

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 06:07 PM (arJlL)

214 Soooo...before any laws are passed in the 50 states, they have to check with MLB to make sure it's okie dokie?

Fuck them and their momma.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 03, 2021 06:07 PM (R/m4+)

215 Happy Saturday Ben Had. Gorgeous day here as well. Regret that lunch did not involve wine

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 03, 2021 06:08 PM (Jzz++)

216 It's on now ABC, just started

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2021 06:08 PM (Cxk7w)

217 Damn! You are so helpful.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 03, 2021 06:08 PM (lgiXo)

218 noise it's making, a rapid ticking.

Sounds like a low battery or bad solenoid.

Posted by: Ronster at April 03, 2021 06:09 PM (4mg10)

219 I protest. Fleet sailors have standards, even if they are low. And they get lower the longer you are at sea. *Shudder at the memory*( Fortunately I was shot down every time. Worse than McCain.)

So a Kamila challenge coins means you are an "apparatchik", not a Fleet Sailor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2021 06:09 PM (u82oZ)

220
Hey AOP. I can't start my car
I don't think it's the battery. I think it may be the starter because of this noise it's making, a rapid ticking. What do you think?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 03, 2021 06:02 PM


it's lupus

Posted by: Dr.House at April 03, 2021 06:09 PM (DUIap)

221 Happy Saturday Ben Had. Gorgeous day here as well. Regret that lunch did not involve wine
Posted by: Pete Bog

Had a few bloody marys at the Crescent Hotel in Eureka Springs AR.

Good thing I wasn't driving.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2021 06:09 PM (5e34N)

222 Good evening, horde! I just arrived--what a long, busy day!

I love that House of Worth dress, made the same year my house was built. Need it.

It looks like it would be at home in a Tim Burton movie.

Posted by: April at April 03, 2021 06:09 PM (OX9vb)

223 Thanks, Skip.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2021 06:11 PM (ju2Fy)

224 HI! Pete Bog. The wine was to soothe the aching muscles.

Are you done with snow?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2021 06:12 PM (bB2I6)

225 Hey AOP. I can't start my car
I don't think it's the battery. I think it may be the starter because of this noise it's making, a rapid ticking. What do you think?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 03, 2021 06:02 PM (lgiXo)

The starter solenoid will make a rapid chattering, best likened to the sound of the air impact wrench used to put wheels on at the tire shop. This can be caused by a weak battery, or by a faulty connection between the battery cables and their terminals. Oftentimes, a corroded battery terminal post is the culprit, the usual most common cause after a dead battery. Batteries sometimes fail in such a way that a full 2 volts is available to run low-current loads like lights, but go open-circuit when called upon to deliver 100+ amps for the starter.

Remove cables from battery, clean posts and cable ends, reconnect, and try again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2021 06:12 PM (mzC78)

226 What is a challenge coin?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2021 06:12 PM (63Dwl)

227 it's lupus
Posted by: Dr.House at April 03, 2021 06:09 PM (DUIap)


It's never Lupus you quack!!!

Posted by: Dr Kildare at April 03, 2021 06:13 PM (BgMrQ)

228 204 Is there something wrong with listening to Slayer while having a desktop image of Jesus in The Wilderness?

I guess knowing that Tom Araya is Catholic helps. And he seems to be a good Catholic.

if it helps, Slayer did a very anti-abortion tune, Silent Scream.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,



Sex Pistols did too; Bodies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 03, 2021 06:13 PM (4POC7)

229 At WZ, "U.S. Navy now selling challenge coins with Kamala's face on it".

Probably has "Entitles bearer to one free blow job" engraved on it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 03, 2021 06:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

WTH is a "challenge coin"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2021 06:13 PM (mzC78)

230 Skip, in #2, 1.Qh6 Nd2+ doesn't stop the mate but drags it out past move 6, I think. Haven't checked it on the computer, could be all wet.

Posted by: bof at April 03, 2021 06:14 PM (UAWtI)

231 Day 10 in Montana. Dad slept most of the day. Mom is glad I am here. Some of the others in the household, who knows? Been keeping him company, and helping Mom tend to him, as he is bedridden.

Also, sister and brother will soon be off to Rochester MN. She is stealing his kidney. She has had a lot of issues with autoimmune disorders (not Lupus - it's never Lupus). But my brother was a perfect donor. me and my other brothers, not so much (we like booze). Donor brother had a beer once when he was in the Army. His kidneys are likely very pristine. He is a good man.

Gonna do some praying now. I love my family.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 03, 2021 06:14 PM (4l77G)

232 Ben Had

♪ ♫ Good afternoon! ♫ ♬

Glad you had help and a good time. Friends are good.

Clog dancing on tables was not mentioned.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2021 06:14 PM (u82oZ)

233 Sex Pistols did too; Bodies.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 03, 2021 06:13 PM (4POC7)

Type O Negative as well. Blanking on the name of the song, tho.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 03, 2021 06:16 PM (4l77G)

234 Kate and Melania always a nice touch

Posted by: Talisman Bill at April 03, 2021 06:16 PM (ZNhkd)

235 Thanks AOP

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 03, 2021 06:17 PM (lgiXo)

236 Oh, SMH! Just saw your posts--I'm glad you're up and moving a little! You're gonna be back to great in no time!

Posted by: April at April 03, 2021 06:18 PM (OX9vb)

237 WTH is a "challenge coin"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Its when you try to pass a nickel off as an Ike Dollar.

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 06:19 PM (arJlL)

238 NaCly, Friends and laughter make the hardest jobs easier. The tractor and chainsaw helped too.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2021 06:19 PM (bB2I6)

239 "Friends and laughter make the hardest jobs easier. The tractor and chainsaw helped" needs to be embroidered on a pillow with cute little crossed shovels and a bag of lime.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 03, 2021 06:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

240 Challenge coins are commutative of unit/job/group/event.
They are another way to separate people from their money especially at the group level.

The way I have seen them used is in a bar/restaurant the challenge coin is tapped on the table and the person who does not have their coin buys the round.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2021 06:22 PM (gtatv)

241 Are you done with snow?

I'm done with the snow. Not sure it is done with me.

Beautiful mid 70's day here and the Bighorns are covered in snow. I suspect we will have a couple more snows or hopefully rain. We need it. Awfully dry winter so far

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 03, 2021 06:23 PM (Jzz++)

242 The way I have seen them used is in a bar/restaurant the challenge coin is tapped on the table and the person who does not have their coin buys the round.
---

So it behooves one to buy a Kamala coin, because nobody else will.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 03, 2021 06:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

243 Pug, there aren't enough words to describe the good you are doing. Prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2021 06:23 PM (bB2I6)

244 Blaster - you bought a farm? You're a Farmer?

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at April 03, 2021 06:23 PM (45fpk)

245 Thanks AOP
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 03, 2021 06:17 PM (lgiXo)

The solenoid chatters because the battery cannot push enough current to the starter to make the engine turn. Usually, this means a weak battery, or a bad connection, as mentioned above. Rarely, it means a worn out, dragging starter, or a seized or hydro-locked engine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2021 06:24 PM (mzC78)

246 So it behooves one to buy a Kamala coin, because nobody else will.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Or if anyone admits they have one they are beaten and then have to buy all night.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2021 06:25 PM (gtatv)

247 Do you have to hoe things?

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at April 03, 2021 06:25 PM (45fpk)

248 Challenge coins are commutative of unit/job/group/event.
They are another way to separate people from their money especially at the group level.

The way I have seen them used is in a bar/restaurant the challenge coin is tapped on the table and the person who does not have their coin buys the round.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2021 06:22 PM (gtatv)

Sounds like a racket to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2021 06:26 PM (mzC78)

249 Do you have to hoe things?
Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad

That's a personal question.

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 06:26 PM (arJlL)

250 All Hail Eris, The feral hogs don't leave a trace.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2021 06:27 PM (bB2I6)

251 My understanding though never seen a challenge coin in person was they are given out not bought.

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2021 06:28 PM (Cxk7w)

252
That's a personal question.
Posted by: JT

Moron's never let me down.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2021 06:28 PM (gtatv)

253 Do you have to hoe things?
Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad

----------

Well, this one time when I was overseas...wait, I've said too much.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 03, 2021 06:28 PM (kTF2Z)

254 No one has a waist as small as that model in the ironwork dress. No corset could be that tight and still be able to breathe.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

If a young lady believes that she should be able to wear these things and the only solution is surgical removal of multiple ribs, it's hateful to say she should not be allowed to be the woman she sees herself as.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at April 03, 2021 05:50 PM (d6YI3)


Well, *ackshually...* women started wearing those corsets at a young age, and they pulled those strings as tight as they could every day so they'd have the narrowest possible waist. It basically deformed them.

Posted by: April at April 03, 2021 06:29 PM (OX9vb)

255 249 Do you have to hoe things?
Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad

That's a personal question.
Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 06:26 PM (arJlL)

Still retain amateur status?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 03, 2021 06:29 PM (oHd/0)

256 My understanding though never seen a challenge coin in person was they are given out not bought.
Posted by: Skip

Could be, I was offered the chance to buy one for the members of a motorcycle riding website.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2021 06:30 PM (gtatv)

257 My understanding though never seen a challenge coin in person was they are given out not bought.
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2021 06:28 PM (Cxk7w)

One could always use a hammer and tiny chisels to place a dick in Kameltoe's mouth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2021 06:30 PM (mzC78)

258 Congratulations on the farm purchase blaster. I have to go now but in the meantime you can practice your hoeing and sowing. I'll want photos. And maybe some acorn squash.

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at April 03, 2021 06:30 PM (45fpk)

259 Is there a Movie Thread tonite ?

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 06:31 PM (arJlL)

260 I have only ever heard of military and security challenge coins, this is first heard of companies having them.

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2021 06:32 PM (Cxk7w)

261 blaster, Congratulations. You are now tied to the land.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2021 06:32 PM (bB2I6)

262 Sweater girl # 4- the one with the electric blue long sweater.

Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2021 06:32 PM (0OP+5)

263 One could always use a hammer and tiny chisels to place a dick in Kameltoe's mouth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That would work just fine (was going to just type "doable" and the link; but, then I remembered "morons").
https://is.gd/P9eioX

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2021 06:34 PM (gtatv)

264 I was given a chinaflu challenge coin by one of my favorite fellow officers, it is the only non-military one I ever saw.

Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2021 06:35 PM (0OP+5)

265 it is the only non-military one I ever saw.
Posted by: Eromero

I have one from a fire department.

The web says they are given by ex-presidents and the current Fraud.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2021 06:38 PM (gtatv)

266 Solutions are now up.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 03, 2021 06:38 PM (pn7Es)

267 I'd laugh at the Kamala challenge coin but I would guess there's a sizable amount in the military that would buy and use them. Remember how they went after Tucker just a week or so ago? That's our military now.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 03, 2021 06:39 PM (4thlk)

268 259 Is there a Movie Thread tonite ?

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 06:31 PM (arJlL)


No.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 03, 2021 06:39 PM (pn7Es)

269 Coin 2": The 49th Vice President of the United States: photo dome - Kamala D. Harris
SKU: 100032
$12.80
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Blow me down

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 06:39 PM (PHq7v)

270 Looks like a new thread up, science-y and stuff.

Posted by: April at April 03, 2021 06:39 PM (OX9vb)

271 Pug, there aren't enough words to describe the good you are doing. Prayers for you and your family.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2021 06:23 PM (bB2I6)

Thank you.

I must add that it's not as if my sister and BiL are dropping the ball. Their loving care and tending has kept Dad from being deposited into a "home."

Just saying Mom is glad I am here to help as well.

And my office has a great remote working scenario.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 03, 2021 06:42 PM (4l77G)

272 blaster, Congratulations. You are now tied to the land.
Posted by: Ben Had

Hopefully the guys from Deliverance don't show up.

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2021 06:45 PM (arJlL)

273 Good luck Pug. That's a though row to hoe.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 03, 2021 06:46 PM (Jzz++)

274 Coin 2": The 49th Vice President of the United States: photo dome - Kamala D. Harris
SKU: 100032
$12.80
----

Blow me down

Posted by: Braenyard, T -584 days at April 03, 2021 06:39 PM (PHq7v)

You could buy an actual blow job for that, if you purchased a gross.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2021 06:49 PM (mzC78)

275 Good luck Pug. That's a though row to hoe.
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 03, 2021 06:46 PM (Jzz++)

thanks. But I gotta say, Sis has more energy than I've seen in years. She is definitely ready for the surgery.

And Dad has loved ones all around.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 03, 2021 06:51 PM (4l77G)

276 No, they didn't deform themselves wearing corsets. No, they didn't have ribs cut out. People that work with historical clothes have been trying to set the record straight for years. It's an illusion. Make the hips wider (you know they used padding on the hips, right?). Then make the shoulders look wider. Magically, the waist looks much smaller.

There is a website called foundationsrevealed.com with a lot of info on this. Women in the lower classes had corsets designed and marketed to them. They wore them because it supported their back when doing physical work. Made right, they are comfortable and you do not have any problems breathing. You might start with this video comparing modern medical corsets with Victorian corsets.

https://youtu.be/1y25Go12sUg

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 03, 2021 06:57 PM (YynYJ)

277 One more video: how victorians and edwardians faked those tiny waists:

https://youtu.be/ZXbcPgfiB0Q

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 03, 2021 07:03 PM (YynYJ)

278 @276 277

Interesting. Thanks.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 03, 2021 07:07 PM (AHq56)

279 Kim Novak looks fabulous! The House of Worth dress looks like a wrought iron cage!

Posted by: CN at April 03, 2021 07:32 PM (ONvIw)

280 Extremely pleased to report the rotator cuff operation on my wife has been a resounding success thus far. The pain level (according to her) has been quite tolerable, although she's a stoic and fairly likely not to admit the degree.

Only downside is that abomination they call a sling. She mentioned that they had a bunch of fun strapping her into it and I see why. Just a screwed up mess.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2021 07:40 PM (KATBx)

281 irongrampa

That is excellent news. I reposted this to the current thread, so you would not be willowed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2021 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

282 Yvonne De Carlo was gorgeous.

Posted by: vivi at April 03, 2021 08:16 PM (USW1s)

283 Doesn't 1. Qh6 immediately win in problem two?

1...gxh6 2. Rg1+ Kh7 3. Rxh6

Posted by: Aaron Nimzovitch at April 03, 2021 08:30 PM (8OkW9)

284 #1 Am I missing something, or did I find a mate in two?

1... Qxg3+
2. Kh1 Rxh2#

Posted by: jdgalt at April 03, 2021 08:36 PM (3SFo/)

285 109 Grilled or Chilled.

Posted by: dA at April 03, 2021 09:10 PM (mwDnq)

286 Hey, Oregonmuse, for the intermediate problem, 1.Ng5 is ALSO a mate-in-6. The interesting thing is that it is not a checking move, and so leaves black open to do anything! But black has to desperately throw away his knight and bishop to avoid an immediate mate. The very longest he can hold out is 5 moves, and he gets mated on the 6th move with white rooks on h7 and h8.

Posted by: bradc at April 03, 2021 09:24 PM (TQCco)

287 Regarding my post #286, I do see a way black can last 8 moves before getting mated, so your solution is the clear winner. Here is a mate-in-7 with my opening move:
1.Ng5 Nd2+ 2.Kc1 pxp+ 3.KxN Nc4+ 4.NxN Bh3 5.R1xB pg6 6.Rh8+ Kg7 7.R1h7++
And here is the one way I found for black to hold out for 8 moves:
1.Ng5 Nd2+ 2.Kc1 Nb3+ 3.pxN pxp+ 4.Kd2 Nc4+ 5.pxN Bh3 6.R1xB pg6 7.Rh8+ Kg7 8.R1h7++
I've tried to post this many times and it keeps getting rejected. If you see this, then my latest tweak to get past your sp*m filter worked.

Posted by: bradc at April 03, 2021 10:15 PM (TQCco)

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