Capitol Vehicular Insurrectionist Identified as Noah Green, Black Nationalist and Nation of Islam Follower

White Black Nationalism did this.


The man who rammed a car into Capitol Police officers, killing one, has been identified as Noah Green. Green was armed with a large blade when he was shot dead. On social media, he identified as a follower of the black nationalist Nation of Islam movement.

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Note that he's talking about the militant black nationalist group the "Not Fucking Around Coalition," who take AR-15s to Republican rallies just in case they need to kill whitey.

That's not the same as Nation of Islam, except to the extent that both are parallel extremist groups who hate whites. (And NOI famously hates Jews, of course.)

He wrote that tweet before the day's Vehicular Insurrection so it's not about NOI.

But it was prescient. The Obama Administration made the intelligence services and FBI deliberately blind to any kind of leftwing terrorism, and those debased, corrupt services continued using Obama's rules that There Can Be No Terrorism From the Left.


Hapless leftwing grifter Jonah Goldberg praised the media for refraining from speculating or overselling this story, not considering the possibility they were playing it cool because you could see from early pictures that the attacker is black and not white as the media wished him to be.


Jonah really does sucking Ruling Class dick.

Update to Woke Baseball story:

Posted by: Ace at 04:17 PM




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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 03:17 PM (NWM+b)

2 There it is

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 03:18 PM (Cxk7w)

3 I miss PDT

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2021 03:18 PM (W2Pud)

4 White Black Nationalist?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:19 PM (lmikk)

5 Heh. Went to grab first, and the whole thing went away...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 02, 2021 03:19 PM (T1vbC)

6 Nation of Islam sprouted due to white supremacy.

Posted by: Doctor Goo at April 02, 2021 03:19 PM (63Dwl)

7 Bringing a vehicle and knife to a gun fight is a losing proposition

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 03:19 PM (Cxk7w)

8 3 I miss PDT
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2021 03:18 PM (W2Pud)

It did seem like we had four years of relative sanity. Strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:19 PM (lmikk)

9 I at least count coup...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 02, 2021 03:19 PM (T1vbC)

10 Soooo...will there be riots in honor of this shooting of a young black man by the po-leece?

Posted by: lizabth at April 02, 2021 03:19 PM (L3Rsz)

11 What we need are common sense vehicle control laws.

Posted by: Shut up, they explained at April 02, 2021 03:19 PM (kaCkn)

12 I'm just getting on Twitter after a few hours away. Am I wrong or are people being uncharacteristically responsible in not over speculating about the Capitol assailant?

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If it was obvious that he was white, the news would have been endlessly talking about how he was connected to Trump directly and acting on Trump's orders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (NWM+b)

13 Maybe it's time to look at some MLB income taxes

Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (vd8XM)

14 I got the story, and will make sure it gets the coverage it deserves in a couple hours.

Posted by: Winston Smith, Ministry of Truth Records dept at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (Ojki1)

15 "Golly we are waiting for the media to tell us how to spin this."

//Jonah Goldberg star of "who is inside my wife?"

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (Lzpvj)

16 He was White-adjacent.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (PiwSw)

17 White supremacy made a black supremicist do this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (uxJPn)

18 Funny- he doesn't look white

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (iTXRQ)

19 >>>If it was obvious that he was white, the news would have been endlessly talking about how he was connected to Trump directly and acting on Trump's orders.


shhh, don't wake Jonah, he usually naps between 2008 and 2021

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (5+1A/)

20 Tami in the previous thread has that Facebook has scrubbed his profile.

Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (vMCab)

21 What we need are common sense vehicle control laws.
Posted by: Shut up, they explained at April 02, 2021 03:19 PM (kaCkn)


Believe me, they'd love to try that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (jOcSX)

22 It did seem like we had four years of relative sanity. Strange.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
--

God's grace.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (Oglqz)

23 >>>4 White Black Nationalist?


thanks, i stole that.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (5+1A/)

24 In light of @MLB's stance to undermine election integrity laws, I have instructed my staff to begin drafting legislation to remove Major League Baseball's federal antitrust exception.

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Oooo

Legislation that has no chance of even getting to the floor of the House.

Exciting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 03:21 PM (NWM+b)

25 Jonah has become a smug prick

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 03:21 PM (iTXRQ)

26 Did he believe Trump was still President? I mean.. Where would the hate be coming from... Biden is the most beloved president in history.. he got 81 million votes!

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2021 03:21 PM (Zmnko)

27 Noah Green, a white black.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 03:21 PM (OCTRt)

28 Jeff Duncan's bill will get exactly what it's designed to get: nothing. I enjoy the run-up part of failure theater and out-of-power games, though.

Also, this (the even in Washington) is now a local news story. Remove the thread. This has no national significance and you're just being a regressive and whatnot...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 03:21 PM (Jsjd7)

29 It did seem like we had four years of relative sanity. Strange.

Eye of the hurricane.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 02, 2021 03:21 PM (SchxB)

30 19 >>>If it was obvious that he was white, the news would have been endlessly talking about how he was connected to Trump directly and acting on Trump's orders.


shhh, don't wake Jonah, he usually naps between 2008 and 2021
Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (5+1A/)

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Pretty sure he was awake enough to tweet 1,000 times a day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 03:21 PM (NWM+b)

31
If it was obvious that he was white, the news would have been endlessly talking about how he was connected to Trump directly and acting on Trump's orders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (NWM+b)

Like anyone believes Doughnut boy ever takes a few hours off Twitter.

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 03:21 PM (Ojki1)

32 25 years old, dead, and probably felt he was doing something heroic because of the imaginary worlds in social media.

Pray, pray hard.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (Lzpvj)

33 They said this post disappeared.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (ZLL8y)

34 20 Tami in the previous thread has that Facebook has scrubbed his profile.
Posted by: buzzion



Well, yes. Of course it was. It would have embarrassed the Party. Comrade.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (EhBdW)

35 I miss PDT

Me too nurse. Very much.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (nxdel)

36 Sleepy joe's bringing the unity to the country!

Hope he's enjoying his mariokart games at Camp David.

Posted by: lizabth at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (L3Rsz)

37 You can litterally hear the left going "AWWWW MAANNN" when learning of the various affiliations of the vehicular insurrectionist.

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (gmo/4)

38 Ooohhh. Kitty has fangs!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (QgyYD)

39 Seriously- what or who was this guy attacking?


Biden is Resident- there's peace in the valley
I don't get it

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (iTXRQ)

40 The biggest takeaway I have from the above content is that Jonah was away from Twitter for a few hours.

Some of those FB fact checkers need to get on that immediately.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (cwI4U)

41 You can't get much blacker than a NOI member.

Was he wearing a boww tie?

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (ZLL8y)

42 21 What we need are common sense vehicle control laws.
Posted by: Shut up, they explained at April 02, 2021 03:19 PM (kaCkn)

It's in the works... "They" don't want us to have vehicles at all.. They are working to that end... Mass transit for us peasants...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (Zmnko)

43 So, white supremacists are now what? 0 for 4 on big, violent events in the past month?

The FBI needs to get busy cultivating some of them or this might start to get embarrassing ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (Jsjd7)

44 If it was obvious that he was white, the news would have been endlessly talking about how he was connected to Trump directly and acting on Trump's orders.


shhh, don't wake Jonah, he usually naps between 2008 and 2021
Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (5+1A/)

"Just let the dirt shower over you."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (uxJPn)

45 25 Jonah has become a smug prick
Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 03:21 PM (iTXRQ)

Become?

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (Ojki1)

46 33 They said this post disappeared.
Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (ZLL8y)

========

There was another about sex cages.

Ace hid it in shame.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (NWM+b)

47 In light of @MLB's stance to undermine election integrity laws, I have instructed my staff to begin drafting legislation to remove Major League Baseball's federal antitrust exception.


I look forward to watching this go exactly nowhere. Like a dog humping an old boot. <-- My GOPe

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (8LZuO)

48 He was reacting to the culture of hate inspired by Trump

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (QgyYD)

49 Bad 90's music certainly didn't make him do it. Too young.

Posted by: JROD at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (0jZnq)

50 How long until we get a "Republicans Pounce" news analysis from CNN?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (PiwSw)

51 Either you take this down NOW or YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY ARRESTED.

Posted by: U.S. Media at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (49Dnm)

52 >>>Legislation that has no chance of even getting to the floor of the House.

Exciting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 03:21 PM (NWM+b)

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Pikers.
--------Georgia Legislature.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (IzWqf)

53 Amazing how fast down the rabbit hole the Democrats Propaganda Ministry can send stories not of the narrative

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (Cxk7w)

54 willowed:

Spin Doctors was the first CD I ever bought.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

First record I bought was Fats Domino, the Legendary Masters comp. I bought Chuck Berry - the Great 28 about the same time.

I was born pining for an older, simpler time.

We need a thread of firsts (record, movie, cars, etc.) of the morons.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:15 PM (SM0eZ)


My first record was the Beethoven 3rd.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (2JVJo)

55 Islamic insurrection? The guy would have been trying to cut heads off if they didn't stop him. Still, they could have brought in a counseler.

Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (NpRjs)

56 Farrakhan was his messiah? that's some fucked-up shit right there

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (iTXRQ)

57 God's grace.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (Oglqz)

Amen, SMH.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (lmikk)

58 I have the MSM take on this: "white Christians, mostly men, are the reason that this poor oppressed black Muslim had to strike back. It was his only choice, and now we must mourn his death as a hero."

/Xiden: Bringing Islamic terror back to the USA

Posted by: Kytten at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (tjZg/)

59 Yes, yes, go after MLB's anti-trust exemption, dooooo iiiittttt.


I mean, that bill won't go anywhere but still. That is exactly the kind of pointless gesture that is needed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (GbPPJ)

60 If it was obvious that he was white, the news would have been endlessly talking about how he was connected to Trump directly and acting on Trump's orders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Some chowder head reporter on CBS talked about the driver causing deaths, just like the January 6th insurrection.

Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (vd8XM)

61 It did seem like we had four years of relative sanity. Strange.

Eye of the hurricane.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 02, 2021 03:21 PM (SchxB)

Listen to yourself churn

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 03:24 PM (uxJPn)

62 32 25 years old, dead, and probably felt he was doing something heroic because of the imaginary worlds in social media.

Pray, pray hard.
Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 03:22 PM (Lzpvj)

He was a good boy, going to go to college and was just turning his car around.

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 03:24 PM (Ojki1)

63 27 Noah Green, a white black.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 03:21 PM (OCTRt)
================
Actually he was black, just not black-black

Posted by: Whoopie at April 02, 2021 03:24 PM (DV/hr)

64 This is the real news here:

I'm just getting on Twitter after a few hours away.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2021 03:24 PM (QgyYD)

65 It doesn't matter - the whites are either blamed directly (when perp is white,) or indirectly (when perp is not) for fomenting climate of hate.

Same with AGW - if it is cold, AGW. or hot. doesn't matter. Same with polar bears - more are dying (due to record populations and spreading South) so they are "under pressure."

You can not reason people out of a position they did not use reason get into.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:24 PM (SM0eZ)

66 Green a White Black Nationalist has media seeing Red!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 03:24 PM (axyOa)

67 thanks, i stole that.
Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (5+1A/)

Welcome to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:24 PM (lmikk)

68 Someone keeps leaving the white supremacists out in the sun too long.

Posted by: klaftern at April 02, 2021 03:24 PM (RuIsu)

69 >Was he wearing a boww tie?
Posted by: jakee308


trunk of the car full of bean pies and special teas

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 03:24 PM (iTXRQ)

70 59 Yes, yes, go after MLB's anti-trust exemption, dooooo iiiittttt.


I mean, that bill won't go anywhere but still. That is exactly the kind of pointless gesture that is needed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (GbPPJ)

========

Doesn't count. Needs more booze fueled decision making processes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 03:24 PM (NWM+b)

71 He was probably triggered by "systemic racism"... Hey! That's it!! Johnson! Stop the presses!!!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 02, 2021 03:24 PM (f4XSv)

72 Nation of Islam member attack on the WH ***on Good Friday***.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 03:25 PM (bDqIh)

73 26 Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2021 03:21 PM (Zmnko)

It is the Capitol he may have had delusions of "fixing the GOP." It does not matter really, the kid was 3 years older than my son will be this year. My son was asked by a CI agent why his father asked him to nuke Facebook last march (which was in compliance by the way with Dept of Defense generated directives cautioning service members' on usage of the platform)

He said, "My dad told me that social media is a poison and would bring me nothing but pain."

You'll notice I am not on it but here anymore.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 03:25 PM (Lzpvj)

74 I miss PDT
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2021 03:18 PM (W2Pud)


It hasn't even been five months and it seems like five years.

Hope you have a happy Easter - will you be seeing the boys?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2021 03:25 PM (2JVJo)

75 It's white supremacy!!!!
**low whispering** What?
Never mind.


Posted by: MFM Litella at April 02, 2021 03:25 PM (v16oJ)

76 see updates

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 03:25 PM (5+1A/)

77 Increased scrutiny hell!

They need an anal probe 24/7 for everyone of the owners and all the coaches and players.

IRS, OSHA, EEOC and all the rest of the alphabet fedgov agencies that make like so much fun.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 03:25 PM (ZLL8y)

78 26 Did he believe Trump was still President? I mean.. Where would the hate be coming from... Biden is the most beloved president in history.. he got 81 million votes!
Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2021 03:21 PM (Zmnko)

And that's nothing. In 2024 he will get 100% of all votes after a 100% turnout.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2021 03:25 PM (49Dnm)

79 Perhaps the biggest logic pretzel twisting challenge yet for Big Media, how they can pin this on BadOrangeMan.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 02, 2021 03:25 PM (cwI4U)

80 Green a White Black Nationalist has media seeing Red!
Posted by: Diogenes

Should I feel badly that I laughed?

Posted by: lizabth at April 02, 2021 03:25 PM (L3Rsz)

81 Noah, a traditionally white name, has a great great great great grandfather who was a white plantation owner from GA.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2021 03:25 PM (QgyYD)

82 ugh well I guess crazy gab was right!

I was totally off in my "hot take" assessment earlier

Noah was a Nation of Islam follower, and that is certainly close enough for destabilization purposes.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 03:25 PM (j9HX3)

83 72 Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 03:25 PM (bDqIh)

Things we are not ever going to report for a 1000 Alex.

//Media Jeopardy

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 03:25 PM (Lzpvj)

84 We need a thread of firsts (record, movie, cars, etc.) of the morons.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:15 PM (SM0eZ)

My first record was the Beethoven 3rd.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (2JVJo)

My first car as a '59 VW.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 03:26 PM (axyOa)

85 How do they explain the support of Christian teachings and scripture from a 'Muslim' ?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 03:26 PM (2DOZq)

86 Capitol Pigs and the Nation of Islam? I hope they both lose.

Posted by: Corona-kun at April 02, 2021 03:26 PM (OjTGt)

87 "I'm just getting on Twitter..."

Translation: I've been trying to figure out how to spin this in a way that makes me look like a deep thinker.... that, and I don't have anything to say about it.

#hotdogs

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 02, 2021 03:26 PM (/H5Dl)

88 The Gope has begun drafting legislation that will never even get a floor vote.


They're working for you.

Posted by: Kabuki Theatre at April 02, 2021 03:26 PM (+jNil)

89 Has FB banned the nation of islam and the "honorable Elijah Muhammad" and that fuck farrakant?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 03:26 PM (85Gof)

90 Posted by: Corona-kun at April 02, 2021 03:26 PM (OjTGt)

someone want to ban this asshoe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 03:26 PM (85Gof)

91 Fuzznuts Wray is holding all the bow tied insurrectionists from the NOI mosks indefintely right?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 03:27 PM (y7DUB)

92 81 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2021 03:25 PM (QgyYD)

Ezra Klein he distorts and ideally you deride.

Wife is almost ready, have a good weekend everyone.

Happy Easter, He is risen.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 03:27 PM (Lzpvj)

93 He was "known to us". Probably. They usually are...

Posted by: Federal Bikini Inspectors at April 02, 2021 03:27 PM (f4XSv)

94 I just had to take the extremism in the military training, and they gave three examples, all white males.

I'd like to ask them whether the criteria they cited for identifying extremists can be directed at BLM, Nation of Islam, La Raza, and Islamic psychologists. I'd like to, but I already know the answer.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 03:27 PM (v16oJ)

95 Looks like the all American boy. Besides the Nation of Islam stuff, of course. My bet is he came to that nonsense recently, as his mental health was deteriorating, maybe even s the deterioration was exacerbated by the abuse politicians and public health officials have visited upon America's young for the past year.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 02, 2021 03:27 PM (8HvsU)

96 >Perhaps the biggest logic pretzel twisting challenge yet for Big Media, how they can pin this on BadOrangeMan.


trust me, they're locked in a conference room right now, working on it

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 03:27 PM (iTXRQ)

97 >>>4 White Black Nationalist?


thanks, i stole that

That's okay. I steal all my great ideas, fair and square.

Posted by: Action Jackson is My Name at April 02, 2021 03:28 PM (EMsHQ)

98 Let's not forget that the NFL also has an anti-trust exemption from Congress that should be revoked. It was born out of corruption. Two powerful members of Congress from Louisiana, Rep. Hale Boggs and Sen. Russell Long, told Pete Rozelle they would get the exemption passed if New Orleans got a football team.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 02, 2021 03:28 PM (xPl2J)

99 I just had to take the extremism in the military training, and they gave three examples, all white males.

I'd like to ask them whether the criteria they cited for identifying extremists can be directed at BLM, Nation of Islam, La Raza, and Islamic psychologists. I'd like to, but I already know the answer.
Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 03:27 PM (v16oJ)

I took it about 3 weeks ago. It was hard but I kept my mouth shut tight.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 03:28 PM (85Gof)

100 sucking Ruling Class dick

Is it served with an, um, apple in its, um, you know?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: AOC at April 02, 2021 03:28 PM (DMUuz)

101 He was just turning his life around and was on his way to grandmommas house in SE!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 02, 2021 03:28 PM (X4Ajx)

102 88 The Gope has begun drafting legislation that will never even get a floor vote.


They're working for you.
Posted by: Kabuki Theatre at April 02, 2021 03:26 PM (+jNil)

They are really good at drafting legislation when they do not control all the chambers of government!

Fucking asshats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:28 PM (lmikk)

103 94 I just had to take the extremism in the military training, and they gave three examples, all white males.

I'd like to ask them whether the criteria they cited for identifying extremists can be directed at BLM, Nation of Islam, La Raza, and Islamic psychologists. I'd like to, but I already know the answer.
Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 03:27 PM (v16oJ)

========

Bring a case study to class.

Describe the group in general, getting the instructor to nod along, and then start feeding the smaller details that identify them as on the left until you finally reveal the name of the group.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 03:28 PM (NWM+b)

104
Happy Easter, He is risen.
Posted by: sven

He is risen, indeed.
Blessed Easter to you and yours, Sven.

Posted by: lizabth at April 02, 2021 03:28 PM (L3Rsz)

105
"... diminution of fruit ..."

Is he saying his testes were atrophying?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 03:29 PM (pNxlR)

106 Typical white supremacist terrorist.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 02, 2021 03:29 PM (JUOKG)

107 Twitter is the day-care where they send people who aren't capable of holding a short conversation.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 02, 2021 03:29 PM (ybIRR)

108 >>>trust me, they're locked in a conference room right now, working on it


understandable and natural black frustration erupting due to unbearable provocation from colonialist and white supremacist structures of power.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 03:29 PM (5+1A/)

109 The 100+ year old Federal League case (SCOTUS) is where MLB got its antitrust exemption. No other sports league has it because by the time the other leagues were formed, it was clear sports leagues were not athletic exhibitions but real businesses. Stupid decision that should've been eviscerated decades ago.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 02, 2021 03:29 PM (C+R83)

110 Stephen L. Miller Retweeted
Andy Ngô
@MrAndyNgo
15m
EXCLUSIVE: The man who rammed a car into Capitol Police, killing one, has been identified as Noah Green. Green was armed w/a large blade when he was shot dead. He identified as a follower of the black nationalist Nation of Islam movement.

FB has immediately deleted his profile.

Posted by: m at April 02, 2021 03:29 PM (RYc1G)

111 Huh. I did not know nation of Islam did the jihadi stuff. But everyone has been driven rather insane by the BS pandemic and FNM garbage. If I were of a type to be driven violence the local FNM segment a few days ago explaining how to refer to transgenders might have gotten me there. "Don't say post-op/pre-op instead say xxxxxxxxx" Hows about I just say "GENDER DYSMORPHIC" about all of them. A nice bland term for their mental illness.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 02, 2021 03:29 PM (Aashi)

112 I do wish politicians would quit whistling past the graveyard.

Grow some balls and do something.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 03:29 PM (Q87rR)

113 NT Wright, "The Cross":

https://youtu.be/GGJ7M1CDhBU

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 03:29 PM (9Vlr0)

114 He should not have to post bail. Give his a stimulus check and some reparations and call it a day.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at April 02, 2021 03:29 PM (ts6Zs)

115 ***FB has immediately deleted his profile.***

Posted by: m at April 02, 2021 03:30 PM (RYc1G)

116 94 Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 03:27 PM (v16oJ)

We are in the same boat as if wife and son.

I cannot after that briefing tell you definitively what extremism and racial supremacy is.

I can tell you what it is not, it is obviously by omission not Antifa, BLM, or the NoI.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 03:30 PM (Lzpvj)

117 >>> My first record was the Beethoven 3rd.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (2JVJo)


My first album was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms. This was sorely needed as until that point, my record collection consisted of early "gifts" like Grover Sings The Blues, Sesame Street Fever, various Alvin and the Chipmunks fare, and Hooked On Classics.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2021 03:30 PM (8LZuO)

118 Doesn't count. Needs more booze fueled decision making processes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 03:24 PM (NWM+b)



Well obviously.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 02, 2021 03:30 PM (GbPPJ)

119 115 ***FB has immediately deleted his profile.***
Posted by: m at April 02, 2021 03:30 PM (RYc1G)

=======

Gonna be honest, this feels like obstruction of justice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 03:30 PM (NWM+b)

120 94 I just had to take the extremism in the military training, and they gave three examples, all white males.

I'd like to ask them whether the criteria they cited for identifying extremists can be directed at BLM, Nation of Islam, La Raza, and Islamic psychologists. I'd like to, but I already know the answer.
Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 03:27 PM (v16oJ)

The answer is you get the Bad Chicken Diner for wrong think.

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 03:30 PM (Ojki1)

121 "I'm just getting on Twitter after a few hours away"

****

In other words Jonah just woke up from his lunch fueled nap.

I would love to see this guy's daily itinerary. There are sun dials in Amish front yards with a more grueling job.





Posted by: Azathoth at April 02, 2021 03:30 PM (3FuCz)

122 It's in the works... "They" don't want us to have vehicles at all.. They are working to that end..
We just need to tweak the collision avoidance software so that the vehicle drives you straight to the camps if you have a wrong thought.
- Automotive Engineers

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 03:30 PM (gmo/4)

123 You have to read his posting linked above.

Apparently he thinks Farrakhan is Jesus, and he lost his fruit (?)

Another poor mentally disturbed individual fallen into the hands of the devils who wanted to destroy him and destroy the world.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:30 PM (SM0eZ)

124 >>>This is the real news here:

I'm just getting on Twitter after a few hours away.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2021 03:24 PM (QgyYD)
=====

You noticed that too, huh.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 02, 2021 03:31 PM (IzWqf)

125 115 ***FB has immediately deleted his profile.***
Posted by: m at April 02, 2021 03:30 PM (RYc1G)


And? Don't act like you're surprised.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 03:31 PM (Q87rR)

126 123 You have to read his posting linked above.

Apparently he thinks Farrakhan is Jesus, and he lost his fruit (?)

Another poor mentally disturbed individual fallen into the hands of the devils who wanted to destroy him and destroy the world.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:30 PM (SM0eZ)

=========

This is just further proof of the white devil's oppression of our black brothers and the necessity of a black revolution in Amerikkka.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 03:31 PM (NWM+b)

127
Whoaa -- I did not know this, but it appears that MLB's "antitrust exemption" is not law, but was a fucking Supreme Court decision that decreed that baseball was not "interstate commerce".

Ol' Oliver Wendall Holmes, Jr (Fire in the Crowded theater and three generations of idiots is enough) wrote the opinion.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2021 03:31 PM (Mzdiz)

128 Oh you're proposing legislation? Too bad this didn't happen when, you know, we owned all three branches of government with a president who would've signed that legislation.

I see we're back to hot take pandering again when nothing is really on the table.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 02, 2021 03:31 PM (j3npP)

129 So it was Noah X? My money was on Tubal-cain Z.

Posted by: Zero Insertion Force gp at April 02, 2021 03:31 PM (qpX6U)

130 Another unjustified shooting of a black man by police.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2021 03:31 PM (YqDXo)

131 He actually left to do this in October He got lost, ran out of gas, and had to stop to poop, and thought that PDT was still around.

Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2021 03:32 PM (vd8XM)

132 Are we supposed to backlash in cases such as this?

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 03:32 PM (MVjcR)

133 I can't even imagine being as clueless as Jonah Goldberg.

What are they teaching the students at Gaucher?

Posted by: MJ at April 02, 2021 03:32 PM (gAMkn)

134 The commenters on all of the media outlets had no problem telling the world this was yet *another* MAGA type following Trump's marching orders. But it seems the blue checkmarks have learned that putting your hand on the stove burner does in fact, burn your hand.

I'm sure they'll forget that little lesson if enough time passes, or if they finally get their wish and get a perp who at the very least doesn't have a mile long rap sheet and/or history supporting marxist/islamic groups.

The commenters on the other hand stopped reading after the first headline, and will go look at cat videos for the next few days, until the next white supremacist attack. Plausible deniability.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 03:32 PM (46GDR)

135 Jeff Duncan is doing "Conservative Theater!" whereby he knows this draft will sit in his drawer unread if it's ever written at all.

More bloviating by a member of the party that would certainly do something if only they were in power.

Please clap.

and send money to help us stop the biden/pelosi agenda

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2021 03:32 PM (z79tQ)

136 My first 45 record was The Archies , Sugar Sugar.

My first 8 track was Aerosmith Toys in the Attic.

My first car was 1967 Fairlane Station Wagon.

My first movie was Bonnie and Clyde at drive in with my parents.

First slow dance was at 7th grade house party . Killing Me Softly was the song.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 03:32 PM (2DOZq)

137 Well, we can be sure Noah Green will vote democrat for the rest of time.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 03:32 PM (axyOa)

138 I took it about 3 weeks ago. It was hard but I kept my mouth shut tight.
I'm retired, and just working a part time contracting gig, so I had decided that after all those years as a Fed, when I had to swallow this bs or it would result in repercussions, that I no longer cared, and was willing to ask them the questions nobody else would because they feared for their jobs. If they want to fire me they can. I don't care.

In the event, I had to miss the live broadcast and watch it later, so I didn't get to.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 03:32 PM (v16oJ)

139 Facebook still has his profile. They just don't want you to see it or use it to let everyone know he wasn't white.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 03:32 PM (Q87rR)

140 136 My first 45 record was The Archies , Sugar Sugar.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 03:32 PM (2DOZq)

======

Did you really need to buy it 45 times?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 03:33 PM (NWM+b)

141 >> >Perhaps the biggest logic pretzel twisting challenge yet for Big Media, how they can pin this on BadOrangeMan.


Let's see. . . frustration from [insert personal loss here] during the pandemic, which Trump could have prevented, paired with distress over the lack of progress for America's Blacks with dismantling systemic racism blah blah blah.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 03:33 PM (bDqIh)

142
I'm just getting on Twitter after a few hours away.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Got a monkey on his back?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 03:33 PM (pNxlR)

143 Gonna be honest, this feels like obstruction of justice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 03:30 PM (NWM+b)

In a sane world? Of course it fucking is.

In clown Clockwork Orange World?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:33 PM (lmikk)

144 110 Stephen L. Miller Retweeted
Andy Ng
@MrAndyNgo
15m
EXCLUSIVE: The man who rammed a car into Capitol Police, killing one, has been identified as Noah Green. Green was armed w/a large blade when he was shot dead. He identified as a follower of the black nationalist Nation of Islam movement.

FB has immediately deleted his profile.
Posted by: m at April 02, 2021 03:29 PM (RYc1G)

Capital Police shot an unarmed black man today!

Posted by: ESPN's Mark Jones at April 02, 2021 03:34 PM (Ojki1)

145 132 Are we supposed to backlash in cases such as this?
Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 03:32 PM (MVjcR)


Checks watch...

Yes, almost time for the 'we fear Muslim backlash crimes' article!

Come on CNN. Be punctual.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 03:34 PM (Q87rR)

146 Somebody go find that Sandmann kid. He's the mastermind behind this. Be sure to turn your cop cams "on" and don't forget the throwaway weapon or the 3D printed AR16's or the paper copy of the twitter assassination command from Trump. And if there's no living witnesses....que sera sera.

Posted by: Director Wray at April 02, 2021 03:34 PM (F4aNu)

147 >>>>>> My first record was the Beethoven 3rd.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2021 03:23 PM (2JVJo)
=====
My first album was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms.
=====
Excluding K-Tel records, I think my first was Shaun Cassidy. Hey, I was 9, okay. There is nothing wrong with that. Garrett, back me up on this!

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 02, 2021 03:34 PM (IzWqf)

148 I see we're back to hot take pandering again when nothing is really on the table.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 02, 2021 03:31 PM (j3npP)

I knew I wouldn't be first to notice that.
It's so tired and played out, they really should stop.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2021 03:34 PM (z79tQ)

149 My first album was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms.
Posted by: banana Dream

--

That was my first CD!
(of course, I had many LPs before that)
It was the first disk I felt worthy of the CD investment. played it on a Sony diskman.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:34 PM (SM0eZ)

150 FREEEEDOMMMMMM!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) is now retired at April 02, 2021 03:34 PM (yQpMk)

151 Did you really need to buy it 45 times?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Wanted to listen to it more than once

Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2021 03:35 PM (vd8XM)

152 150 FREEEEDOMMMMMM!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) is now retired at April 02, 2021 03:34 PM (yQpMk


Congrats! Ya lucky so and so!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 03:35 PM (Q87rR)

153 150 FREEEEDOMMMMMM!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) is now retired at April 02, 2021 03:34 PM (yQpMk)

Murron was hot!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:35 PM (lmikk)

154 My first CD was "Two Wheels Good" (UK title "Steve McQueen") by Prefab Sprout.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 02, 2021 03:35 PM (PiwSw)

155 I gleefully await the day when I can finally piss on Jonah Soyberg's very hefty sized grave (so Imma need to drink a lot that day).

Given how fat this greasy fat fucking fat fuck is, shouldn't be long now.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 02, 2021 03:35 PM (0PLpL)

156 My first 45 record was The Archies , Sugar Sugar.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 03:32 PM (2DOZq)

======

Did you really need to buy it 45 times?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Anyone remember the one you had to cut off the back of the cereal box?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 03:35 PM (OCTRt)

157 Fuck Sportsball.

Posted by: Zero Insertion Force gp at April 02, 2021 03:36 PM (qpX6U)

158 Corn pop's grandson looking for payback?

Posted by: Busted can of biscuits at April 02, 2021 03:36 PM (1wYiF)

159 That sucks that it's been like 2.5 months since the insurrection and the only people doing anything violent are the same bunches that tend to statistically do all the violence.

White supremacists are so fucking useless.

*spit*

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 03:36 PM (bm04m)

160 155 I gleefully await the day when I can finally piss on Jonah Soyberg's very hefty sized grave (so Imma need to drink a lot that day).

Given how fat this greasy fat fucking fat fuck is, shouldn't be long now.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 02, 2021 03:35 PM (0PLpL)

He will make a huge block of soap if he doesn't get cremated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:36 PM (lmikk)

161 And just like that the media stopped coverage.
I will be surprised if there is a combined 8 minutes on abc, cBS, and nbc at the 5:00 hour.
Tomorrow it will be like it never happened.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 02, 2021 03:36 PM (pw+jk)

162 How did he lose his fruit? Did it roll out the door like that damned meatball?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:37 PM (SM0eZ)

163 Whoaa -- I did not know this, but it appears that MLB's "antitrust exemption" is not law, but was a fucking Supreme Court decision that decreed that baseball was not "interstate commerce".

Ol' Oliver Wendall Holmes, Jr (Fire in the Crowded theater and three generations of idiots is enough) wrote the opinion.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2021 03:31 PM (Mzdiz)


Sure seems to me if a Mariner from Seattle gets taxed on his income by California for the games he plays there, it is interstate-effing-commerce.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 03:37 PM (axyOa)

164 I'm just getting on Twitter after a few hours away.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2021 03:24 PM (QgyYD)
=====
You noticed that too, huh.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 02, 2021 03:31 PM (IzWqf)


Translation: I made an ass of myself the last 2 shootings, so I uncharacteristically didn't tweet a thing. But rest assured, my eyes never once left twitter.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 03:37 PM (46GDR)

165 Anyone remember the one you had to cut off the back of the cereal box?
Posted by: rickb223


yes. wasn't it Sugar Pops?

Posted by: x4 at April 02, 2021 03:37 PM (oA+QO)

166 I don't even know what you guys mean by "my first single." What's a single? The first music I owned was through Napster because I'm like almost 29 or whatever

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 03:37 PM (5+1A/)

167 He will make a huge block of soap if he doesn't get cremated.

**********

bigly!

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 02, 2021 03:37 PM (0PLpL)

168 Anyone remember the one you had to cut off the back of the cereal box?
No, but I got a floppy plastic 45 of John Glenn's space flight when my Mom bought me a pair of sneakers. At least that's what they said it was. It was not exactly high fidelity.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 03:37 PM (v16oJ)

169
Bringing a vehicle and knife to a gun fight is a losing proposition
Posted by: Skip


Actually, when you consider that force = mass x velocity, a vehicle is more deadly than any firearm. The problem is that by skewing the equation to mass at the expense of velocity, it becomes less effective as a weapon, despite the clearly superior force available.

I'm with you on the knife, though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2021 03:37 PM (n+4am)

170
Green a White Black Nationalist has media seeing Red!
Posted by: Diogenes


Taste the rainbow

Posted by: Skittles at April 02, 2021 03:37 PM (63Dwl)

171 134: But it seems the blue checkmarks have learned that putting your hand on the stove burner does in fact, burn your hand.


"And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire"

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2021 03:37 PM (EhBdW)

172 I can't even imagine being as clueless as Jonah Goldberg.

What are they teaching the students at Gaucher?
Posted by: MJ at April 02, 2021 03:32 PM (gAMkn)
++++
The same things that they teach students virtually everywhere else. No sarcasm, no snark. Almost all universities are the same (outside of the hard sciences, law schools and med schools) and they drip the same poison.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 03:37 PM (Jsjd7)

173 Were it not for slavery this young scholar would never have been in the United States.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 02, 2021 03:37 PM (X4Ajx)

174 My company decided that the struggle sessions are only "highly encouraged" for the peons like me but required for management.

I think once they see only a handful of what are already devout religious converts show up they'll change that. I imagine I have about 8 months of reprieve.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2021 03:38 PM (8LZuO)

175
Ace, can you include all the photos of Louis Farrakhan with Democrat pols in this post, please.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 03:38 PM (H0fII)

176 young black buck with a large blade


I'll take "most popular internet porn search", Alex

for 1K

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 03:38 PM (6iURM)

177 >>>Anyone remember the one you had to cut off the back of the cereal box?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 03:35 PM (OCTRt)

======

*discreetly raises hand*

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 02, 2021 03:38 PM (IzWqf)

178 Capital Police shot an unarmed black man today!

**

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 03:38 PM (bm04m)

179 20 Tami in the previous thread has that Facebook has scrubbed his profile.

Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (vMCab)


What genuinely surprises me is that the account wasn't scrubbed/hidden *before* his name was released.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 02, 2021 03:38 PM (DTX3h)

180 He was 25. He's dead. What a dummie.

Posted by: m at April 02, 2021 03:38 PM (RYc1G)

181
Ace, can you also photoshop a MAGA hat on Louis Farrakhan for this poat?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 03:38 PM (H0fII)

182 Don't just boycott baseboll, boycott all those corps that have the stupid mlb logo and say they are official sponsors. UNLESS you can get the item at such a discount you know it will cost them for you to buy the item.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 02, 2021 03:38 PM (pw+jk)

183 I'm sure Christopher Wray is working on a statement explaining how we're just going to have to live with some level of violence because we can't start spying on Americans just because they're black and are members of the Nation of Islam.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 02, 2021 03:38 PM (4thlk)

184 Ace's first singles ad was in the back of the Village Voice.

Posted by: Broseidon at April 02, 2021 03:38 PM (icI8A)

185 166 I don't even know what you guys mean by "my first single." What's a single? The first music I owned was through Napster because I'm like almost 29 or whatever

Posted by: ace

45's. they cost a buck or came on a cereal box

Posted by: x4 at April 02, 2021 03:39 PM (oA+QO)

186 It's a frameup by the white devils.

Posted by: Dr. Yacub at April 02, 2021 03:39 PM (H5knJ)

187 My first single was Making Love Out of Nothing At All by Air Supply, and I've been listening to thrash metal music ever since.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 02, 2021 03:39 PM (0PLpL)

188 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 03:32 PM (2DOZq)

Mine was Downtown by Petula Clark. Don't remember my first 8 track.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 02, 2021 03:39 PM (nxdel)

189 Newsmax is doing an extensive coverage. Interviewing Bernie Karig right now. Ripping the other media outlets for there initial assumption it was a white supremicist

Posted by: Jen the original at April 02, 2021 03:39 PM (2DnmD)

190 181
Ace, can you also photoshop a MAGA hat on Louis Farrakhan for this poat?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 03:38 PM (H0fII)


And after that, Groucho nose glasses!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 02, 2021 03:39 PM (PiwSw)

191 I have a feeling Al Sharpton is not going to take any calls to his office from Green's family.

Just call it a hunch.

Posted by: Your at April 02, 2021 03:39 PM (cwI4U)

192 166 I don't even know what you guys mean by "my first single." What's a single? The first music I owned was through Napster because I'm like almost 29 or whatever

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 03:37 PM (5+1A/)

Property is theft!

Posted by: Modern day high schooler in the public system at April 02, 2021 03:39 PM (Ojki1)

193 That sucks that it's been like 2.5 months since the insurrection and the
only people doing anything violent are the same bunches that tend to
statistically do all the violence.

Something sets my bullshit detector off on this one. Maybe the kid is just another Nation of Islam drone. But he's a pretty well off middle class kid, and not decked out in a suit and bow tie. Frankly - I'm at the point where if you show me a tweet of a tweet of that "post of his" ? I wanna' see it in real time - which obviously can't happen since I never knew of this kid until now.
His online shit is scrubbed - but we have this nugget ? I'm unconvinced. I could be proven wrong. But color me skeptical.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 03:39 PM (9VhQH)

194 re "Brothers In Arms"...what an odd record, never mind that it was a smash best seller. Songs about a soldier dying on the battlefield, Rudolf Hess in Spandau prison, and the 80s dirty wars in Latin America. Not the stuff of pop megasuccess, usually.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 02, 2021 03:40 PM (8HvsU)

195 I don't even know what you guys mean by "my first
single." What's a single? The first music I owned was through Napster
because I'm like almost 29 or whatever





Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 03:37 PM

Seems Ace does protest too much.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 02, 2021 03:40 PM (JUOKG)

196 185 166 I don't even know what you guys mean by "my first single." What's a single? The first music I owned was through Napster because I'm like almost 29 or whatever

Posted by: ace

45's. they cost a buck or came on a cereal box
Posted by: x4 at April 02, 2021 03:39 PM (oA+QO)

; )

Posted by: m at April 02, 2021 03:40 PM (RYc1G)

197 189 Posted by: Jen the original at April 02, 2021 03:39 PM (2DnmD)

They need to reassert their "conservative street cred" since they went 3/4 donkey last fall.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 03:40 PM (Lzpvj)

198 79 Perhaps the biggest logic pretzel twisting challenge yet for Big Media, how they can pin this on BadOrangeMan.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle



It will be done. Quickly and with enough force and repetition that nobody better ever doubt it was badorangeman.

Posted by: 496 at April 02, 2021 03:40 PM (U1eOr)

199 [takes dollar, looks around furtively] Word on the street is, Trump made him do it.

Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at April 02, 2021 03:40 PM (X4Vc2)

200
Ace's first singles ad was in the back of the Village Voice.
Posted by: Broseidon at April 02, 2021 03:38 PM (icI8A)


Nah, The Advocate

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 03:40 PM (pNxlR)

201 And after that, Groucho nose glasses!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 02, 2021 03:39 PM (PiwSw)

Maybe have hot dogs flying into Farrakhan's mouth!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:40 PM (lmikk)

202 "Ace, can you also photoshop a MAGA hat on Louis Farrakhan for this poat?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 03:38 PM (H0fII)"

Can you make him look less white?

Posted by: Coca-Cola Company at April 02, 2021 03:40 PM (qpX6U)

203 In the newsrooms:
"White nationalist?"
"No boss. Black nationalist."
"Fine. White adjacent then. He was radicalized by trauma inflicted by our hate filled society. Run with it!"

Posted by: NR Pax at April 02, 2021 03:41 PM (NodWM)

204 The Gope has begun drafting legislation that will never even get a floor vote.

They're working for you.

Posted by: Kabuki Theatre at April 02, 2021 03:26 PM (+jNil)

----------------
Won't you contribute today? 100X Match!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 02, 2021 03:41 PM (cwI4U)

205 I'm watching " The Passion of the Christ".

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 03:41 PM (eB1BW)

206 First album (on cassette): Hall and Oates Big Bam Boom

First car: '80 Chevy Malibu

First gun: Marlin Model 60

First pistol: Taurus PT-92 (old style)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 03:41 PM (ifmtJ)

207
Anyone remember the one you had to cut off the back of the cereal box?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 03:35 PM (OCTRt)

I like the little adapters that went in the middle of the 45s. I saw someone wearing the adapter on a necklace recently. I don't know what they are called.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 03:41 PM (L91dE)

208 45's. they cost a buck or came on a cereal box
Posted by: x4

and now .45 acp is a buck a round. circle of life.

Posted by: x4 at April 02, 2021 03:41 PM (oA+QO)

209 Anyone remember the one you had to cut off the back of the cereal box?
Posted by: rickb223


yes. wasn't it Sugar Pops?
Posted by: x4


Looking it up on Bing, there were a bunch of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 03:41 PM (OCTRt)

210 when you consider that force = mass x velocity
---Hate to tell you that FORCE = MASS X ACCELERATION.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 02, 2021 03:41 PM (pw+jk)

211 Dire Straits: Telegraph Road

Best song evah!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2021 03:42 PM (EhBdW)

212 Van Halen "Jump" First Single on 45. Not sure what was on the other side.

Posted by: Picric at April 02, 2021 03:42 PM (3QnyK)

213 Why did 45s have that big hole?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) is now retired at April 02, 2021 03:42 PM (yQpMk)

214 They need to reassert their "conservative street cred" since they went 3/4 donkey last fall.
Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 03:40 PM (Lzpvj)

They allowed a National Presidential election to be stolen in broad daylight. They went full fucking donkey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:42 PM (lmikk)

215 205 I'm watching " The Passion of the Christ".
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 03:41 PM (eB1BW)

That's a great movie

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2021 03:42 PM (Zmnko)

216
Anyone remember the one you had to cut off the back of the cereal box?
Posted by: rickb223


The first time I remember really hearing Yngwie Malmsteen was the floppy record of Black Star that came in an issue of Guitar Player.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2021 03:42 PM (n+4am)

217 Nation of Islam believes an evil black scientist invented white people ~6000 years ago ... but you're the racist for thinking that George Washington is a pretty good person to name an elementary school after.

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at April 02, 2021 03:42 PM (dYe5S)

218 Will there be calls for Farrakhan to distance himself from this terrorist and disavow his politics?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 02, 2021 03:42 PM (hpVf/)

219
Ace, can you also mention the fact that this Alt-Left terrorist had active Facebook and Twitter accounts while Mark Dice and Steven Crowder were banned.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 03:43 PM (H0fII)

220 White nationalist?"

"No boss. Black nationalist."

"Fine. White adjacent then. He was radicalized by trauma inflicted by our hate filled society. Run with it!"

This begs the question: how many degrees of separation are they willing to use in blaming whitey? I mean, white adjacent implies one, but what if you're black and your best friend's cousin knows a white man's plumber?

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 03:43 PM (v16oJ)

221 Did you really need to buy it 45 times?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 03:33 PM


Sez the man who's trying to corner the market in Director's Cut Prometheus DVDs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2021 03:43 PM (DMUuz)

222 I like the little adapters that went in the middle of the 45s. I saw someone wearing the adapter on a necklace recently. I don't know what they are called.
Posted by: CaliGirl


I never knew they had a name. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 03:43 PM (OCTRt)

223 I'm assuming we should be seeing an FBI/DOJ/DHS study coming out any day, stating that in light of the recent shootings by left wing and/or mentally unstable types, that the groundwork has been laid for a massive violent right-wing white-supremacist uprising.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 03:43 PM (46GDR)

224 We white devils should burn down our side of town.

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 03:43 PM (gmo/4)

225 205 I'm watching " The Passion of the Christ".
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 03:41 PM (eB1BW)

Great movie. Have it here. Never rewatched it after seeing it in the theater. I have rewatched sections of it. Christ crushing the serpent. Mary going to Jesus after he falls.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:43 PM (lmikk)

226 Dire Straits: Telegraph Road



Best song evah!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2021 03:42 PM (EhBdW)

Great song, but Tunnel Of Love is better.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 02, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)

227 Nation of Islam believes an evil black scientist invented white people

They also believe jackie robinson was safe at home plate when yogi tagged him out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 03:44 PM (85Gof)

228 Mine was Downtown by Petula Clark. Don't remember my first 8 track.
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 02, 2021 03:39 PM (nxd

Downtown was the song the 'music man' (instrument sales man) played when giving his sales pitch for 7th grade students joining the Jr High School band. I chose the sax .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 03:44 PM (2DOZq)

229 >> ure seems to me if a Mariner from Seattle gets taxed on his income by California for the games he plays there, it is interstate-effing-commerce.

Indeed. The case was Federal Baseball Club v. National League, 1922. It is considered one of the worst examples of legal reasoning ever by the Supreme Court. The decision was unanimous.

A Teddy Roosevelt trust busting judge was the trial judge, and he ruled that baseball was in violation of the anti-trust law.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2021 03:44 PM (Mzdiz)

230 Wow, Falcon and the Winter Soldier episode 3 is a total dumpster fire. Not just the woke stuff, but the terrible plot. Falcon wants to melt down the Captain America shield because the super soldier program is RAYCISS

Posted by: Max Power at April 02, 2021 03:44 PM (mWcih)

231
when you consider that force = mass x velocity
---Hate to tell you that FORCE = MASS X ACCELERATION.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious


Don't harsh my mellow. I like it my way better.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2021 03:44 PM (n+4am)

232 >>> re "Brothers In Arms"...what an odd record, never mind that it was a smash best seller. Songs about a soldier dying on the battlefield, Rudolf Hess in Spandau prison, and the 80s dirty wars in Latin America. Not the stuff of pop megasuccess, usually.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 02, 2021 03:40 PM (8HvsU)


But the production and recording sounded great. Even back then on my crappy garage sale system. And it is even better if your system was better. That album is kind of my test for stereo.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2021 03:44 PM (8LZuO)

233 Why did 45s have that big hole?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Because that's they way they roll.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 03:44 PM (OCTRt)

234 202 "Ace, can you also photoshop a MAGA hat on Louis Farrakhan for this poat?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 03:38 PM (H0fII)"

Can you make him look less white?

Posted by: Coca-Cola Company at April 02, 2021 03:40 PM (qpX6U)

It'd be wrong to change a photo to make someone's skin look different.

Posted by: Newsweek says what OJ cover? at April 02, 2021 03:44 PM (Ojki1)

235
Capitol Police barricades have an alt-right problem.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 03:44 PM (H0fII)

236 I like the little adapters that went in the middle of the 45s. I saw someone wearing the adapter on a necklace recently. I don't know what they are called.
Posted by: CaliGirl
I never knew they had a name. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 03:43 PM (OCTRt)


45 adapter or spindle adapter. One of my old avatars was an animated one. Think Steve Guttenberg (audiophile reviewer) has a giant sculpture of one hanging on his wall.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 03:45 PM (46GDR)

237 >>>First album (on cassette): Hall and Oates Big Bam Boom
First car: '80 Chevy Malibu
First gun: Marlin Model 60
First pistol: Taurus PT-92 (old style)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 03:41 PM (ifmtJ)

=====
First LP: not going to mention again
First Car: '83 Nissan Pulsar (64 bhp, baby)
First gun: fallen tree branch
First Pistol: Broken tree branch

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 02, 2021 03:45 PM (IzWqf)

238 45's. they cost a buck or came on a cereal box
Posted by: x4 at April

79 cents at the department store, but they mostly only had the top 40.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:45 PM (SM0eZ)

239 230 Wow, Falcon and the Winter Soldier episode 3 is a total dumpster fire. Not just the woke stuff, but the terrible plot. Falcon wants to melt down the Captain America shield because the super soldier program is RAYCISS
Posted by: Max Power at April 02, 2021 03:44 PM (mWcih)

*sigh* Fuck off Marvel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:45 PM (lmikk)

240 222 I like the little adapters that went in the middle of the 45s. I saw someone wearing the adapter on a necklace recently. I don't know what they are called.
Posted by: CaliGirl


I never knew they had a name. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223

they were called girths

Posted by: x4 at April 02, 2021 03:45 PM (oA+QO)

241 They made the 45 hole a different size in a spectacularly failed attempt to make 45s incompatible with existing spindles, thereby forcing people to buy new record players.

That's my story and you're stuck with it.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at April 02, 2021 03:45 PM (qpX6U)

242 I'm watching " The Passion of the Christ".

Great movie but for me anyway, it was very hard to watch.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 02, 2021 03:45 PM (nxdel)

243 re "Brothers In Arms"...what an odd record, never mind that it was a smash best seller. Songs about a soldier dying on the battlefield, Rudolf Hess in Spandau prison, and the 80s dirty wars in Latin America. Not the stuff of pop megasuccess, usually.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 02, 2021 03:40 PM (8HvsU)
---------
?

Which song was about Hess?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 03:46 PM (WGara)

244 I mean, that bill won't go anywhere but still. That is exactly the kind of pointless gesture that is needed.

Posted by: alexthechick

I agree; but, this bill could start the talk about removing anti-trust law which would hopefully move the Overton Window.

Now do Sugar and stick it to Rubio...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 02, 2021 03:46 PM (gtatv)

245 My BIL was on the Enterprise and when they stopped in Japan he picked up a Sony reel to reel. It had a 8 track recording port on the side

made me like the coolest 15 yo around

it all ended very quickly

actually, it could have been the Ticonderoga, I don't remember

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 03:46 PM (6iURM)

246 Ripping the other media outlets for there initial assumption it was a white supremicist
Posted by: Jen the original

***

Of course it's white supremacists because those 250-300 people nationwide are well known for committing something like 80% of all black victim homicides each year.

Or something.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 03:46 PM (bm04m)

247 241 They made the 45 hole a different size in a spectacularly failed attempt to make 45s incompatible with existing spindles, thereby forcing people to buy new record players.

That's my story and you're stuck with it.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at April 02, 2021 03:45 PM (qpX6U)


And they went on to become Apple engineers and lived happily ever after.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 02, 2021 03:46 PM (PiwSw)

248 My first 45 was Do Me Baby by Prince.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 03:46 PM (Oglqz)

249 Why does a 45 have a larger hole than an LP anyway? Always wondered. Maybe something to do with the way a jukebox worked.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 02, 2021 03:46 PM (xPl2J)

250 LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
*fingers in ears*

Posted by: CNN at April 02, 2021 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

251 "So, Allahu Ackbar!!!!!"??

Too soon?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 03:46 PM (9Vlr0)

252 Why did 45s have that big hole?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I always assumed it had something to do with jukeboxes. Maybe it was easier to center the huge hole than a small one for the automatic disc arm?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:47 PM (lmikk)

253 "Telegraph Road" live, from the Alchemy record, is the best version. The studio version plays by comparison. Knopfler's masterpiece, imo, is "Speedway At Nazreth" from one of his solo albums. Flawless execution.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 02, 2021 03:47 PM (8HvsU)

254 Green a White Black Nationalist has media seeing Red!
---
Blue Checkmarks can't blame Orange Man!

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 02, 2021 03:47 PM (3V8QR)

255 That album is kind of my test for stereo.
Posted by: banana Dream

Tubular Bells for stereo system checks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 02, 2021 03:47 PM (gtatv)

256 First album: Cream
First car: '67 Ford Custom
First pistol: Sig 938
First concert: Pink Floyd Ummagumma tour
First kiss: Mary Jo Bealeski

Posted by: Dusty Boomer at April 02, 2021 03:48 PM (71N/p)

257 Clayton Bigsby strikes again I see.

WHITE POWER!!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 02, 2021 03:48 PM (K9o/L)

258 My first 45 was a government issue Colt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 02, 2021 03:48 PM (pw+jk)

259 "Brothers In Arms"...what an odd record, never mind that it was a smash
best seller. Songs about a soldier dying on the battlefield, Rudolf Hess
in Spandau prison, and the 80s dirty wars in Latin America. Not the
stuff of pop megasuccess, usually.


Mark Knopfler was one of those fellows that played "unique". I can play a little Hendrix - a little Page - a little Campbell - and on and on. Mark Knopfler was different, and it wasn't just his finger-picking. The guy was something else on a guitar. I like Wild Theme the best.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 03:48 PM (9VhQH)

260 230 Wow, Falcon and the Winter Soldier episode 3 is a total dumpster fire. Not just the woke stuff, but the terrible plot. Falcon wants to melt down the Captain America shield because the super soldier program is RAYCISS
Posted by: Max Power at April 02, 2021 03:44 PM (mWcih)

That should help sell Chris Even's return to the MCU.

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 03:48 PM (Ojki1)

261 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 03:41 PM (ifmtJ)

Damn I forgot about first gun

Mine was a 870 Wingmaster pump .410 .

First handgun was a .S&W .38 snub nose that was my father's.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 03:48 PM (2DOZq)

262 Why didn't these cops shoot this kid in the leg? Come on Man.

Posted by: Joey Stankfinger at April 02, 2021 03:48 PM (X4Ajx)

263 Yep, story checks out. He's a hero

Posted by: Desultory joe at April 02, 2021 03:48 PM (L9P9s)

264 "Why did 45s have that big hole?"

Plausible answer: saves vinyl cost per unit.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at April 02, 2021 03:49 PM (qpX6U)

265 "Brothers In Arms"...what an odd record, never mind that it was a smash best seller. Songs about a soldier dying on the battlefield, Rudolf Hess in Spandau prison, and the 80s dirty wars in Latin America. Not the stuff of pop megasuccess, usually.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 02, 2021 03:40 PM (8HvsU)
---------
?

Which song was about Hess?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 03:46 PM (WGara)

Romeo and Juliet?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 03:49 PM (ifmtJ)

266 Why did 45s have that big hole?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I think it was so they could be picked up by record machines. That was a big part of the early market. the big hole allowed a thingy to enter and grip to change disks.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:49 PM (SM0eZ)

267 My sisters went to Bryan Adams HS

named for the artist before he was born


how Cankley of them

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 03:49 PM (6iURM)

268 Jewell's, I watch it every Easter to stay reminded that Christ died for my sins. Is it painful to watch? Yes, but watch it I do.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 03:49 PM (eB1BW)

269 Posted by: Max Power at April 02, 2021 03:44 PM (mWcih)

How the fuck did the politicize the super soldier program? RUFKM?!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 02, 2021 03:49 PM (K9o/L)

270 Did he have fentanyl up his butt?

Posted by: CNN at April 02, 2021 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

271 The first full album I purchased wif my own money (at 11) was The Jackson's Triumph.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 03:49 PM (Oglqz)

272 I cry all through the passion of the Christ

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 03:50 PM (gmo/4)

273 Damn I forgot about first gun

Mine was a 870 Wingmaster pump .410 .

First handgun was a .S&W .38 snub nose that was my father's.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 03:48 PM (2DOZq)

Solid.

My father was terrified of guns, still is. It's nice you got an heirloom from him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 03:50 PM (ifmtJ)

274 Tami in the previous thread has that Facebook has scrubbed his profile.
Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2021 03:20 PM (vMCab)

------------------

This is tampering with the evidence.

How do we know they don't or won't start framing other people on Facebook when the powers that be want it?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 02, 2021 03:50 PM (hpVf/)

275 First handgun was a .S&W .38 snub nose that was my father's.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


6" Nickel plated Colt Python.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 03:50 PM (OCTRt)

276 Skeptical as to whether it will amount to anything but happy to see Jeff Duncan's post This is just a quick reaction and there are probably nuances I haven't picked up on but I don't mind seeing broadsides fired at this point.

Hell, the left does it all the time and it works like a charm for them.

Posted by: RM at April 02, 2021 03:50 PM (U3LtS)

277 Why would Green do this? It's such a mystery....

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 02, 2021 03:50 PM (K58O6)

278 Noah Green > Trevor Noah

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

279 >>> when you consider that force = mass x velocity
---Hate to tell you that FORCE = MASS X ACCELERATION.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious


Don't harsh my mellow. I like it my way better.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2021 03:44 PM (n+4am)


Well, you could just say momentum and you would be right. momentum(p) = mass x velocity

and force is equal to the rate of change of momentum with respect to time: dp/dt

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2021 03:50 PM (8LZuO)

280 Which song was about Hess?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 03:46 PM (WGara)

Romeo and Juliet?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 03:49 PM (ifmtJ)
------
That's not on "Brothers in Arms."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, completely missing the point at April 02, 2021 03:50 PM (WGara)

281 Stealer's Wheel>>>Wheel in the Sky>>>The Mother Wheel

Posted by: Wally at April 02, 2021 03:50 PM (FJYfm)

282 Damn I forgot about first gun

HR 20 gauge break down. Still have it. May have to use it for a club before this is all over.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 03:50 PM (9VhQH)

283 PSA

American Marksman has brass Stryker - 300 AAC Blackout 147 grain FMJ, $337 for $250 ($1.35/round)

I don't have this platform but AM always seems to have fair prices and I wanted to mention it before it's gone.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 03:50 PM (bm04m)

284 That album is kind of my test for stereo.
Posted by: banana Dream

The first time I heard a CD it was Soul Mining by The The. Hearing that music on a crackle-free system was a huge eye opener.

Posted by: 496 at April 02, 2021 03:51 PM (U1eOr)

285 196 185 166 I don't even know what you guys mean by "my first single." What's a single? The first music I owned was through Napster because I'm like almost 29 or whatever

Posted by: ace

***

Cue " Big Ten Inch" by Aerosmith

Posted by: Azathoth at April 02, 2021 03:51 PM (3FuCz)

286 My first 45 was a government issue Colt.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 02, 2021 03:48 PM (pw+jk)

Glock 21 here

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 03:51 PM (ifmtJ)

287 --Hate to tell you that FORCE = MASS X ACCELERATION.

NO MATHS MOOSE OUT FRONT SAID NO MATHS
I IZ TRIGGURED

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at April 02, 2021 03:51 PM (oUOQI)

288 251 "So, Allahu Ackbar!!!!!"??

Too soon?
Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 03:46 PM (9Vlr0)

Mother Plane! in this case (or Mother ship!).

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 03:51 PM (Ojki1)

289 My BIL was on the Enterprise and when they stopped in Japan he picked up a Sony reel to reel. It had a 8 track recording port on the side

made me like the coolest 15 yo around

it all ended very quickly

actually, it could have been the Ticonderoga, I don't remember

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 03:46 PM (6iURM)

My 'ol man only stopped once in Japan. His sub sunk 2 small ships and two small fishing boats.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 03:51 PM (axyOa)

290 F=ma

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:51 PM (lmikk)

291 A party has to sue, challenge the anti-trust exemption. Minor League Baseball would have been the contender, until MLB took it in a covid aided hostile takeover lastt year. Now the affiliated minors are wholly owned subsidiaries of MLB. Independent leagues might try, but MLB's been bribing them too, w/ crumbs but they're raking it. The players should tell the owners to fuck themselves during labor talks next year and set up their own organization. Then sue under the anti-trust exemption. That'd be a fucking hoot.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 02, 2021 03:51 PM (8HvsU)

292 "momentum(p) = mass x velocity"

It's not a cross-product, is it? Mass is scalar.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at April 02, 2021 03:51 PM (qpX6U)

293 No need for those def eqs!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:51 PM (lmikk)

294 266 Why did 45s have that big hole?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


doubles as a brake rotor

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 03:52 PM (6iURM)

295 The Twitterati need to be eaten by those they coddle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 03:52 PM (hbcHg)

296 I own a few 10" singles. They weren't very common. They have a small hole like an LP.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 02, 2021 03:52 PM (xPl2J)

297 Which song was about Hess?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 03:46 PM (WGara)

Romeo and Juliet?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 03:49 PM (ifmtJ)
------
That's not on "Brothers in Arms."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, completely missing the point at April 02, 2021 03:50 PM (WGara)

Next you'll tell me it wasn't about Rudolph Hess.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 03:52 PM (ifmtJ)

298 Maybe I'm pollyannish, but I'm starting to suspect, contrary to a lot of comments here, that we just possibly may be able to vote ourselves out of this mess. The Biden administration et al response to the GA bill (which is just Florida/Ohio redux in many ways IMHO) shows their fear. They'll probably get rid of the filibuster and pass HR1 to undo- then it's up to SCOTUS, so we're probably still well and truly screwed- but a glimmer.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 02, 2021 03:52 PM (7o4Oo)

299 *of course, by record machine I meant jukebox. I almost said nickelodeon, but figured that would be confusing to some, but now I realize record machine is more confusing.

and others beat me to it anyway.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:52 PM (SM0eZ)

300
45 adapter or spindle adapter. One of my old avatars was an animated one. Think Steve Guttenberg (audiophile reviewer) has a giant sculpture of one hanging on his wall.
Posted by: clutch cargo -

I saw some little emo girl on State st wearing that necklace and I want one now but I want a gold one.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 03:52 PM (L91dE)

301 I honestly cannot remember my first car. I think it was a Pinto.

Name of first date: Tammy.
First movie: Dough and Dynamite, a Chaplin short.
First gun: Yet to be bought.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2021 03:52 PM (2JVJo)

302 295 The Twitterati need to be eaten by those they coddle.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 03:52 PM (hbcHg)

A lot of them say they are Vegan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:52 PM (lmikk)

303 My 'ol man only stopped once in Japan. His sub sunk 2 small ships and two small fishing boats.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 03:51 PM (axyOa)

they let his GF on the boat ??

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 03:53 PM (6iURM)

304 225 205 I'm watching " The Passion of the Christ".
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 03:41 PM (eB1BW)

Great movie. Have it here. Never rewatched it after seeing it in the theater. I have rewatched sections of it. Christ crushing the serpent. Mary going to Jesus after he falls.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:43 PM (lmikk)

I have it but haven't watched it. Maybe some day I will watch it. I would like to see a visual depiction of Christ crushing the serpent.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 02, 2021 03:53 PM (IDhUW)

305 "Man's Too Strong" is about Hess. Great tune.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 02, 2021 03:53 PM (8HvsU)

306 First handgun was a .S&W .38 snub nose that was my father's.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


6" Nickel plated Colt Python.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 03:50 PM (OCTRt)

Well someone had privilege...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 03:53 PM (ifmtJ)

307 @298: Yes... Believe that... You CAN vote your way out of this! That's the ticket!

Posted by: Dominion Voting Machines at April 02, 2021 03:53 PM (U1eOr)

308 If someone told me ten years ago that most of the people I thought were the good guys would turn out to be baddies I wouldn't have believed it and that freedom will be in serious danger. What's more, I would have pointed to the internet and said not possible, common people have a voice now.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 02, 2021 03:53 PM (hpVf/)

309 My first 45 was a recent divorcee. Wowzah!

Posted by: Beartooth at April 02, 2021 03:53 PM (3aUKL)

310 254 Green a White Black Nationalist has media seeing Red!
---
Blue Checkmarks can't blame Orange Man!
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 02, 2021 03:47 PM (3V8QR)

Hold my extra foam soy latte.

Posted by: Media at April 02, 2021 03:53 PM (Ojki1)

311 "Then sue under the anti-trust exemption."

Are there any anti-trust litigators alive? How easily can courts refuse to hear THEIR cases?

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at April 02, 2021 03:53 PM (qpX6U)

312 Anti trust exemption revocation wouldn't hurt MLB. But I'm sure we can brainstorm some legislation that actually would.

Posted by: Broseidon at April 02, 2021 03:53 PM (icI8A)

313 the crazy just keeps accelerating...

the Left really wants a out and out civil war.

i just can't figure out why, except that they believe their own press.

this will not end well, for any of us.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 02, 2021 03:53 PM (U4Yo6)

314 196 185 166 I don't even know what you guys mean by "my first single." What's a single? The first music I owned was through Napster because I'm like almost 29 or whatever

Posted by: ace

Weeeellllll...for most of us it was probably around 13-14.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 03:54 PM (axyOa)

315 299 *of course, by record machine I meant jukebox. I almost said nickelodeon, but figured that would be confusing to some, but now I realize record machine is more confusing.

and others beat me to it anyway.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:52 PM (SM0eZ)

https://tinyurl.com/jnudjmv5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:54 PM (lmikk)

316 And isn't Force = Mass x Velocity Squared?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 03:54 PM (ifmtJ)

317 Finally found an insurrectionist who was armed.

Posted by: Motionview at April 02, 2021 03:54 PM (c877l)

318 First single: Gloria by Shadows of night.

Posted by: Dusty Boomer at April 02, 2021 03:54 PM (71N/p)

319 Wasnt a social worker available? Couldn't those meanies just shot him in the leg once?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 02, 2021 03:54 PM (eMICq)

320 6" Nickel plated Colt Python.
Posted by: rickb223

Well someone had privilege...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Bought it in '82. Back when you could get them anywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 03:54 PM (OCTRt)

321 the big hole allowed a thingy to enter and grip
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:49 PM


TWSS

Posted by: Bert G at April 02, 2021 03:54 PM (sAW0o)

322 and Hooked On Classics.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2021 03:30 PM (8LZuO)

One of my favorite albums!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 02, 2021 03:55 PM (Vxu+H)

323 269 Posted by: Max Power at April 02, 2021 03:44 PM (mWcih)

How the fuck did the politicize the super soldier program? RUFKM?!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 02, 2021 03:49 PM (K9o/L)

Marvel did a retcon in the early 2000s. The drug was created after experimenting on blacks, and the one person it did work on was then scrubbed from history, so a white guy could be the fighting symbol.

Posted by: Media at April 02, 2021 03:55 PM (Ojki1)

324 Headlines the propaganda pushers at the MSM will never print....March 2nd, Date of the infamous Black Nationalist attack on the capitol.

I heard it through the grapevine the dude was sent by cornpop to give Biden a message.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 02, 2021 03:55 PM (cCxiu)

325 So they will be rioting in DC tonight? The Floyd response.

Posted by: Megthered at April 02, 2021 03:55 PM (SM/op)

326 I don't even know what you guys mean by "my first single." What's a single? The first music I owned was through Napster because I'm like almost 29 or whatever

Posted by: ace

Weeeellllll...for most of us it was probably around 13-14.
Posted by: Diogenes


Billy, Don't Be A Hero

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 03:55 PM (OCTRt)

327 "Man's Too Strong" is about Hess. Great tune.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 02, 2021 03:53 PM (8HvsU)
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Seriously? That's the one I thought of, but couldn't make it work out.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 03:55 PM (WGara)

328 @DailyCaller 8m

Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp blasts the MLB for moving the all star game out of Atlanta, saying they "caved to fear, political opportunism, and liberal lies."

Also Daily Caller:
EXCLUSIVE: Rep. Banks Demands Answers From MLB On Possible Protest Move Over GA Voting Law
Snip~
"Professional baseball teams use analogous identification requirements for ticket pickup. Yet, we are unaware of boycott threats based on these ticket pickup ID policies," the letter continued.

https://tinyurl.com/yg2ztj6q

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 03:55 PM (cF8AT)

329 US Secretary of State Antony Blinken officially announced on Friday that the US is lifting the sanctions on the Chief Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court, Fatou Bensouda, and on Phakiso Mochochoko, the Head of the Jurisdiction, Complementarity and Cooperation Division of the Office of the Prosecutor.

Appeasement run strong in this Admin

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 03:55 PM (85Gof)

330 Sleepy joe's bringing the unity to the country!

-----------------------

He can't even pronounce it any more.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 02, 2021 03:56 PM (hpVf/)

331 test?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 02, 2021 03:56 PM (U4Yo6)

332 They'll probably get rid of the filibuster and pass HR1 to undo- then it's up to SCOTUS, so we're probably still well and truly screwed- but a glimmer.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

I kinda, sorta agree with you, Bob. I think the lefties are frightened.

And I think SCOTUS will not necessarily give HR1 the green light, should it end up there. And it will, if it becomes law.

Posted by: lizabth at April 02, 2021 03:56 PM (L3Rsz)

333 NOOOO MATH ON THE BLOG KILL IT WITH FIRE

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 02, 2021 03:56 PM (GbPPJ)

334
https://tinyurl.com/jnudjmv5
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yeah, that was why it will always be a nickelodeon to me.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:56 PM (SM0eZ)

335 It was the diminution of fruit that sent him over the edge. I hate when that happens.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 02, 2021 03:56 PM (sWM8x)

336 I wish the members of the Dem-Media Complex would show even a thousandth of the honor and respect for service members killed in action that they are showing today for KIA Capitol Police Officer William Evans.

The Dem-Media Complex is expressing tremendous concern for the members of Capitol Police Force this afternoon because some are suffering from PTSD due to the January 6th incident, with two committing suicide. Yet they do never say a word of sympathy or compassion for military personnel returning from the Mid-East with PTSD.

Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 03:56 PM (AMIL/)

337 I have it but haven't watched it. Maybe some day I will watch it. I would like to see a visual depiction of Christ crushing the serpent.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 02, 2021 03:53 PM (IDhUW)

https://tinyurl.com/5b3uhux5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:57 PM (lmikk)

338 180 He was 25. He's dead. What a dummie.
====
Does a Calypso Louie muzzie get the 84 virgins?

Posted by: dingbat at April 02, 2021 03:57 PM (7/eB9)

339 Posted by: Media at April 02, 2021 03:55 PM (Ojki1)

Oh so a tie in with the Tuskegee experiments.

What a bastardization of history. Fuck Marvel.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 02, 2021 03:57 PM (K9o/L)

340 313 the crazy just keeps accelerating...

the Left really wants a out and out civil war.

i just can't figure out why, except that they believe their own press.

this will not end well, for any of us.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 02, 2021 03:53 PM (U4Yo6)

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness ... Ephesians 6:12 KJV

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 02, 2021 03:57 PM (IDhUW)

341 299 *of course, by record machine I meant jukebox. I almost said nickelodeon, but figured that would be confusing to some, but now I realize record machine is more confusing.

and others beat me to it anyway.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:52 PM (SM0eZ)

-------------------------

I've got this tickle in my brain telling me there's a song where someone refers to a "record machine". I can almost hear the lyric, but not quite. Going to drive me crazy.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 02, 2021 03:57 PM (CAJOC)

342 I want to say my first single was journey Lovin' touchin' squeezin. I used babysitting money.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 03:57 PM (L91dE)

343 My Easter weekend movie is Rossellini's The Messiah. Not as bloody as Mel's. but still quite good.

Posted by: lizabth at April 02, 2021 03:58 PM (L3Rsz)

344 so where's the pic of Bammy with Rev Wright and Farrakan

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 03:58 PM (6iURM)

345 Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp blasts the MLB for moving the all star game out of Atlanta, saying they "caved to fear, political opportunism, and liberal lies."

***********

Kempy can suck a spiked dildo laced with flesh eating bacteria.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 02, 2021 03:58 PM (0PLpL)

346 I think it was so they could be picked up by record machines. That was a big part of the early market. the big hole allowed a thingy to enter and grip to change disks.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:49 PM (SM0eZ)


That's mostly it - it was for juke box use. All turntables for home use just had a puck on the spindle, but none were manufactured to NOT play your old shellacs or 33's (which came out BEFORE 45's). Easier way for the machines to handle and sort. Most old 45's were monaural, some even just one sided. Record changers were designed for 33 1/3's.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 03:58 PM (46GDR)

347 I've got this tickle in my brain telling me there's a song where someone refers to a "record machine". I can almost hear the lyric, but not quite. Going to drive me crazy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

jump

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:58 PM (SM0eZ)

348
I've got this tickle in my brain telling me there's a song where someone refers to a "record machine". I can almost hear the lyric, but not quite. Going to drive me crazy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 02, 2021 03:57 PM (CAJOC)

Joan jett, I love rock and roll

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 03:58 PM (L91dE)

349 First album? Snoopy & the Red Baron.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 03:58 PM (OCTRt)

350 Please Mister Please
Don't play B17

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 03:58 PM (2DOZq)

351 I've got this tickle in my brain telling me there's a song where someone refers to a "record machine". I can almost hear the lyric, but not quite. Going to drive me crazy.

***********

Drive you crazy... like no one else?

Posted by: Fine Young Cannibals at April 02, 2021 03:59 PM (0PLpL)

352 "Phakiso Mochochoko, the Head of the Jurisdiction, Complementarity and Cooperation Division of the Office of the Prosecutor."

Recently promoted to Plenipotentiary.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at April 02, 2021 03:59 PM (qpX6U)

353 I've got this tickle in my brain telling me there's a song where someone refers to a "record machine". I can almost hear the lyric, but not quite. Going to drive me crazy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
---
It's from I Love Rock and Roll--

I saw him dancing there by the record machine
I knew he must have been about seventeen...

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 02, 2021 03:59 PM (3V8QR)

354 We need common sense CVI control?


Posted by: Paste Eater at April 02, 2021 03:59 PM (ufFY8)

355 I've got this tickle in my brain telling me there's a song where someone refers to a "record machine". I can almost hear the lyric, but not quite. Going to drive me crazy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 02, 2021 03:57 PM (CAJOC)

"I love rock and roll" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts:
"I saw him dancin' there by the record machine..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 03:59 PM (ifmtJ)

356 jump
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:58 PM (SM0eZ)


I ain't the worst that you seen.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 02, 2021 03:59 PM (GbPPJ)

357 "some are suffering from PTSD due to the January 6th incident, with two committing suicide."

Is it the horror of not being shot at that's getting to them? Or that they murdered Ashli Babbitt? In either case, I'm failing to muster up a whole lot of sympathy.

Posted by: Wally at April 02, 2021 03:59 PM (FJYfm)

358 Are you thinking of "Jump"?

"I've got my back against a record machine."

Posted by: Broseidon at April 02, 2021 04:00 PM (icI8A)

359 I WANNA BE SEDATED!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2021 04:00 PM (W2Pud)

360 I've got this tickle in my brain telling me there's a song where someone refers to a "record machine". I can almost hear the lyric, but not quite. Going to drive me crazy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 02, 2021 03:57 PM



Jump/Van Halen: "Can't you see me standing here? I've got my back against the record machine"

Posted by: Bert G at April 02, 2021 04:00 PM (sAW0o)

361 Sleepy joe's bringing the unity to the country!
........

I can smell it.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

362 354 We need common sense CVI control?



I'd settle for common sense.

Posted by: 496 at April 02, 2021 04:00 PM (U1eOr)

363 I WANNA BE SEDATED!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2021 04:00 PM (W2Pud)

Me too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 04:00 PM (ifmtJ)

364 and others beat me to it anyway.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:52 PM (SM0eZ)


We forget about the old jukebox, they used to be ubiquitous and I can't even remember the last time I saw a real one. Used to love watching the things.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 04:00 PM (46GDR)

365 Have we done Dr. Jill's completely fluent "Si se puede" speech yet?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 02, 2021 04:00 PM (PiwSw)

366 Is it the horror of not being shot at that's getting to them? Or that they murdered Ashli Babbitt? In either case, I'm failing to muster up a whole lot of sympathy.
Posted by: Wally at April 02, 2021 03:59 PM (FJYfm)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 04:00 PM (lmikk)

367 So.... BLM riots across the country tonight?

Posted by: Hobbiehawk at April 02, 2021 04:00 PM (PvEOB)

368 jump

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:58 PM (SM0eZ)


Joan jett, I love rock and roll
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 03:58 PM (L91dE)

-------------------------

Thank you both! I think "Jump" was the one bouncing around in my head.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 02, 2021 04:01 PM (CAJOC)

369 The first vinyls I encountered were LPs

when I got thru with them, they were 45's

Posted by: John Holmes at April 02, 2021 04:01 PM (6iURM)

370 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2021 04:01 PM (W2Pud)

371 I've got this tickle in my brain telling me there's a song where someone refers to a "record machine". I can almost hear the lyric, but not quite. Going to drive me crazy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 02, 2021 03:57 PM (CAJOC)


Joan Jett - I Love Rock & Roll.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 02, 2021 04:01 PM (Ez6QX)

372 I think the first single I ever bought was J Geils Band Centerfold.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 02, 2021 04:01 PM (xPl2J)

373 "We forget about the old jukebox,"

And the Soundies, little movie jukeboxes.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at April 02, 2021 04:01 PM (qpX6U)

374 I always thought the Falcon was an asshole. Seemed like a real jerk.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 04:01 PM (axyOa)

375 I miss PDT

Posted by: nurse ratched

---

I miss ELP.

Still haven't gotten over that.

Posted by: RKae at April 02, 2021 04:01 PM (cUpqC)

376 Rhetorically speaking, Rob Manfred just drove a car through the MLB barricade, and right over my loyalty. Fuck off, Manfred.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (qWNIQ)

377 Dammit you guys are fast.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (Ez6QX)

378 I loved the table juke boxes in diners.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (2DOZq)

379
So.... BLM riots across the country tonight?


Be more than glad to help wave traffic as they shuffle their way to the affluent blue enclaves. Maybe even serve snacks.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (9VhQH)

380 MAE,

Contrafibularities on your birthday!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (PiwSw)

381 "some are suffering from PTSD due to the January 6th incident, with two committing suicide."

************

Im all out of fucks to give, Im not lost at all without them... I can't be too late to say that I was so right.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (0PLpL)

382 I miss PDT

Posted by: nurse ratched

I miss ELP.

Still haven't gotten over that.
Posted by: RKae


I miss ELO.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (OCTRt)

383 So.... BLM riots across the country tonight?
Posted by: Hobbiehawk at April 02, 2021 04:00 PM (PvEOB)

???? Why should this night be different than any other night?
Do they celebrate Passover?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (85Gof)

384 I think the first single I ever bought was J Geils Band Centerfold.
Posted by: Mark1971

---

Al Stewart: "On the Border" / "Flying Sorcery."

Not sure which was the A side.

Posted by: RKae at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (cUpqC)

385 369 The first vinyls I encountered were LPs

when I got thru with them, they were 45's
===
young whippersnapper: 78'S!!!!

Posted by: dingbat at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (7/eB9)

386 Fatou Bensouda, and Phakiso Mochochoko
The Polish contingent is well represented.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (v16oJ)

387 We forget about the old jukebox, they used to be ubiquitous and I can't even remember the last time I saw a real one. Used to love watching the things.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 04:00 PM (46GDR)

https://tinyurl.com/fe3due9z

And, hey it's got FREE delivery!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (lmikk)

388 313 the crazy just keeps accelerating...
........

example: my lib sister who lives in Germany says Ron Desantis is responsible for the surge in illegal aliens crossing the border.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

389 We forget about the old jukebox, they used to be ubiquitous and I can't even remember the last time I saw a real one. Used to love watching the things.
---
I grew up with a kid whose dad made a pretty good living restoring old juke boxes. He bought and sold them all over the world. There's no telling what some of them are worth now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 02, 2021 04:03 PM (sWM8x)

390 Poetic justice would be if there's an MLB strike because the players demand a bunch of woke stuff that would actually make a dent in the bottom line so the owners don't immediately cave.

Posted by: Broseidon at April 02, 2021 04:03 PM (icI8A)

391 My favorite single is The Killers,,......somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend.....

Posted by: Barak Hussein Obama at April 02, 2021 04:03 PM (eMICq)

392 I was listening to PinBall Wizard the other day and realized my grandson would have absolutely no understanding of what that song meant.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 04:03 PM (axyOa)

393 "I loved the table juke boxes in diners."

I found that mine were always undercooked.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at April 02, 2021 04:03 PM (qpX6U)

394 366 Is it the horror of not being shot at that's getting to them? Or that they murdered Ashli Babbitt? In either case, I'm failing to muster up a whole lot of sympathy.
Posted by: Wally at April 02, 2021 03:59 PM (FJYfm)

***

"I keep having these recurring dreams of taking selfies with American citizens holding US flags. It's like a movie, I keep reliving it."

Posted by: Azathoth at April 02, 2021 04:03 PM (3FuCz)

395 So...when are the 'persons of color' going to start burning shit in front of the White House, like they have been doing in Portland, Seattle, and other blue shithole cities?


Curiously, Detroit has been sort of immune from this.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 02, 2021 04:03 PM (ufFY8)

396 Indeed Ben Had. I saw it in the theater and cried through most of it.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 02, 2021 04:03 PM (nxdel)

397 ... Phakiso Mochochoko, the Head of the Jurisdiction, Complementarity and Cooperation Division of the Office of the Prosecutor.

Appeasement run strong in this Admin
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 03:55 PM (85Gof)

----------------

Prank name and office?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 02, 2021 04:03 PM (hpVf/)

398 Contrafibularities on your birthday!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (PiwSw)

Thankee

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 04:03 PM (ifmtJ)

399 Pelosi is calling killed Capitol Police Officer William Evans "a martyr for democracy."

Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 04:04 PM (AMIL/)

400 Have we done Dr. Jill's completely fluent "Si se puede" speech yet?
She was trying to say "Sissy padawan!"

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 04:04 PM (v16oJ)

401 I miss PDT
Posted by: nurse ratched
---
I miss ELP.

Still haven't gotten over that.
Posted by: RKae at April 02, 2021 04:01 PM


Y'all are bringing me down.

https://youtu.be/z9nkzaOPP6g

Posted by: Bert G at April 02, 2021 04:04 PM (sAW0o)

402 I loved the table juke boxes in diners.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth



*fistbump

And the player piano at Shakey's Pizza Parlors.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 04:04 PM (OCTRt)

403 First album? Snoopy the Red Baron. *(looks all around then sheepishly raises hand)......I had it on 45 rpm.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 02, 2021 04:04 PM (cCxiu)

404 https://tinyurl.com/5b3uhux5
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 03:57 PM (lmikk)

Thank you, I have now seen that scene.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 02, 2021 04:04 PM (IDhUW)

405 I miss ELO.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (OCTRt)


Long Black Road. Not a typical piece my them - but oh my. Re-release that today - it goes ballistic.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 04:04 PM (9VhQH)

406 382 I miss PDT

Posted by: nurse ratched

I miss ELP.

Still haven't gotten over that.
Posted by: RKae

I miss William IV

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 04:04 PM (6iURM)

407 I miss ELO.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (OCTRt)
Strange magic, which to me sounded like 'strain myyy dick'.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 02, 2021 04:04 PM (ufFY8)

408 >>>160 155 I gleefully await the day when I can finally piss on Jonah Soyberg's very hefty sized grave (so Imma need to drink a lot that day).

What a terrible thing to say!

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 04:04 PM (5+1A/)

409 According to BMI, I am no longer obese. I am now overweight. Weight loss continues.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (i0wNm)

410 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2021 04:01 PM (W2Pud)

Thank you, Nurse

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (ifmtJ)

411 example: my lib sister who lives in Germany says Ron Desantis is
responsible for the surge in illegal aliens crossing the border.

Because of the border with....Key West?

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (v16oJ)

412 So a while ago I stopped listening to the Drift Compatible podcast because they refused to boycott baseball.
Is that wrong?

Posted by: Stonn at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (kTmsO)

413 Contrafibularities on your birthday!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (PiwSw)

Thankee
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

Whoa! Damn! Happy womb liberation day!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (OCTRt)

414 Any word from Calypso Louie yet?

Posted by: Justsayin' at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (Fs5vw)

415 First album

Linda Ronstadt, "Love is a Rose"

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (W2Pud)

416 And the player piano at Shakey's Pizza Parlors.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 04:04 PM (OCTRt)
Shakey's after our Little League games, baby!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (ufFY8)

417 all right back to work before steak time

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (ifmtJ)

418 I grew up with a kid whose dad made a pretty good living restoring old juke boxes. He bought and sold them all over the world. There's no telling what some of them are worth now.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 02, 2021 04:03 PM (sWM8x)

I would love an antique one. I have an old nickel coke machine that still works.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (L91dE)

419 We forget about the old jukebox, they used to be ubiquitous and I can't even remember the last time I saw a real one. Used to love watching the things.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 04:00 PM (46GDR)

----------------------

I've read stories of modern jukeboxes where you can submit your song request via an app. If the stories are to be believed, people regularly annoy their significant others who are out for a girls/boys night, by repeatedly requesting the same awful song all night long.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (CAJOC)

420 My first 45 was a government 1911, And the 45 thompson, and the M1 Garand, and the Browning mg 30 cal and the m2 mg 50 cal.

Never got to an M16. They all went to the guys in the Fire Bases. I was just a lowly e-4 patrolling the Tonkin Gulf.

First album was some surfing album. First car was a 49 Ford. Was years before I owned an 8 track. I owned a cassette tape player first.

First motorcycle was a Kawasaki 250cc dirt bike. More followed.

first job was at an amusement park running the kiddie rides. I got .90 an hour. Ten years later at my first job after leaving the service I got 2.50 and hour plus bonuses. There's more but those are the highlights.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (ZLL8y)

421 408 >>>160 155 I gleefully await the day when I can finally piss on Jonah Soyberg's very hefty sized grave (so Imma need to drink a lot that day).

What a terrible thing to say!

***

The really irritating part will be the wait in the long line.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 02, 2021 04:06 PM (3FuCz)

422 Nation of Islam, muzzie on Good Friday.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2021 04:06 PM (r+sAi)

423 I'm sorry - we mention "Jump" and not link to Mister Paul Anka?

Loose shit, my friends. Loose. Shit.

https://tinyurl.com/avaetxc

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2021 04:06 PM (2JVJo)

424 They'll probably get rid of the filibuster and pass HR1 to undo- then it's up to SCOTUS, so we're probably still well and truly screwed- but a glimmer.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

I kinda, sorta agree with you, Bob. I think the lefties are frightened.

And I think SCOTUS will not necessarily give HR1 the green light, should it end up there. And it will, if it becomes law.
Posted by: lizabth at April 02, 2021 03:56 PM (L3Rsz)

------------------

It may technically end up in the Supreme Court but that institution is defunct.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 02, 2021 04:06 PM (hpVf/)

425 What a terrible thing to say!

************

I know, I should really treat graves with more respect, the dirt never really did anything to hurt me.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 02, 2021 04:06 PM (0PLpL)

426 And the player piano at Shakey's Pizza Parlors.Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 04:04 PM (OCTRt)
Oh that was not fair. Now I remember that.

Posted by: Stonn at April 02, 2021 04:07 PM (kTmsO)

427 I'll do the respectable thing and shit on his grave instead, giving the soil valuable nutrients.

Posted by: Broseidon at April 02, 2021 04:07 PM (icI8A)

428 409 According to BMI, I am no longer obese. I am now overweight. Weight loss continues.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (i0wNm)
Are you paying license fees for that music?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 02, 2021 04:07 PM (ufFY8)

429 >>>I know, I should really treat graves with more respect, the dirt never really did anything to hurt me.

"What a terrible thing to say!" is commenter code for "I agree with you 100%."

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 04:07 PM (5+1A/)

430 I miss ELO.

****

I miss HAL

Posted by: Space Odyssey at April 02, 2021 04:07 PM (0PLpL)

431 398 Contrafibularities on your birthday!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (PiwSw)

Thankee
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 04:03 PM (ifmtJ)

Hey Mark! Happy Birthday!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 02, 2021 04:07 PM (IDhUW)

432 and others beat me to it anyway.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 03:52 PM (SM0eZ)
--------
I had one of her albums, "Don't Mess With Tess" I think. In the stack with Duane Eddy "40 Miles of Bad Road"

Posted by: dartist at April 02, 2021 04:07 PM (+ya+t)

433 Where did my comment go? I wished Mark a happy birthday. I don't see it now.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 02, 2021 04:07 PM (nxdel)

434 I miss PDT

Posted by: nurse ratched
I miss ELP.
Still haven't gotten over that.
Posted by: RKae
I miss ELO.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 04:02 PM (OCTRt)

I miss U2.
Oh shit...U2...too.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 04:07 PM (axyOa)

435 example: my lib sister who lives in Germany says Ron Desantis is
responsible for the surge in illegal aliens crossing the border.
Because of the border with....Key West?
Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (v16oJ)
.......

at least she got the right hemisphere

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

436 "What a terrible thing to say!" is commenter code for "I agree with you 100%."

**************

Dammit, I thought I was up to speed on the Moron Codebook too!

Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at April 02, 2021 04:08 PM (0PLpL)

437 https://www.frontpagemag.com coke goes woke and broke daniel greenfield
https://tinyurl.com/3s42abxb

Not long and very interesting take on women's
Link from a LI article

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 04:08 PM (Cxk7w)

438 I would love an antique one. I have an old nickel coke machine that still works.
Posted by: CaliGirl


Where do you find cokes for a nickel? ;-)

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 04:08 PM (OCTRt)

439 I've read stories of modern jukeboxes where you can submit your song request via an app. If the stories are to be believed, people regularly annoy their significant others who are out for a girls/boys night, by repeatedly requesting the same awful song all night long.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (CAJOC)


I've heard the same and can totally believe it. I'd think that if it was digital, there could be a way to block a song after 2-3 plays, but I've certainly seen the real life "our song" get put into a coin-op box to ruin the ex's night out. And everybody else in the bar.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 04:08 PM (46GDR)

440 First job was pumping gas, checking oil and cleaning windshields at a Mobile gas station when I was 14.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 04:09 PM (2DOZq)

441 when I was 18, I had a 38 with a pair of 44's

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 04:09 PM (6iURM)

442 430 I miss ELO.

****

I miss HAL
Posted by: Space Odyssey at April 02, 2021 04:07 PM (0PLpL


I miss SMOD

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 04:09 PM (Q87rR)

443 Why did 45s have that big hole?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) is now retired at April 02, 2021 03:42 PM (yQpMk)

Probably answered already, but 45 records, and the changer to play them were engineered together as a system by RCA. The changer had a thick post in the middle, with the changer guts inside it. I have one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2021 04:09 PM (mzC78)

444 419
I've read stories of modern jukeboxes where you can submit your song request via an app. If the stories are to be believed, people regularly annoy their significant others who are out for a girls/boys night, by repeatedly requesting the same awful song all night long.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM (CAJOC)

Captain Whitebread has spoken of this.

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 04:09 PM (Ojki1)

445 "What a terrible thing to say....out loud'

Posted by: Motionview at April 02, 2021 04:09 PM (c877l)

446 I don't know how this guy could even be driving because Biden told us blacks can't get driver's licenses.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2021 04:09 PM (r+sAi)

447 Obligatory mention of John Mulaneys juke box bit.

Posted by: Broseidon at April 02, 2021 04:10 PM (icI8A)

448 I've read stories of modern jukeboxes where you can
submit your song request via an app. If the stories are to be believed,
people regularly annoy their significant others who are out for a
girls/boys night, by repeatedly requesting the same awful song all night
long.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 02, 2021 04:05 PM

Yep and you can pay more $$$ to have your song moved to the front of the list. That app is causing all sorts of problems for places that have it, but it is a money maker so it is not going anywhere.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 02, 2021 04:10 PM (JUOKG)

449 How the fuck did the politicize the super soldier program? RUFKM?!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 02, 2021 03:49 PM (K9o/L)

The second super soldier after captain America is black, but the public was never told. And they performed all sorts of raycis experiments on him.

Posted by: Max Power at April 02, 2021 04:10 PM (Hucnr)

450 409 According to BMI, I am no longer obese. I am now overweight. Weight loss continues.

***********

Remember when they changed the BMI that instantly transformed 100 million Americans from being within normal weight to overweight?

Good times.

Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at April 02, 2021 04:10 PM (0PLpL)

451 > Are you paying license fees for that music?

Not sure what this means. Are you saying this is music to your ears? Or that I'm being a broken record? Or that I should be talking about ELO? Or something else?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 04:10 PM (i0wNm)

452 *confettis Mark*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 02, 2021 04:10 PM (GbPPJ)

453 First job was pumping gas, checking oil and cleaning windshields at a Mobile gas station when I was 14.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 04:09 PM (2DOZq)


Mine was Hot Dog on a Stick, when I was 14.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 02, 2021 04:11 PM (Ez6QX)

454 First job was pumping gas, checking oil and cleaning windshields at a Mobile gas station when I was 14.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


11. My uncle owned the Shell station.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 04:11 PM (OCTRt)

455 Yes, there are electronic modern jukeboxes connected to the interwebs.
Don't know if they prevent continuous plays of the same song, though.
I believe there is some queuing algorithm to mix up the requesters.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 02, 2021 04:11 PM (ufFY8)

456 Another Muslim assault on America.

Another media quick time to change the subject.

Another post that would get me bounced off FB.

Posted by: Cappy at April 02, 2021 04:11 PM (b0jw/)

457
MLB cocksuckers: Please build our Stadiums for free, state governments.

Also MLB cocksuckers: How dare you taxpayers support laws we leftists-fascists do not like!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 04:11 PM (cdXDU)

458 446 I don't know how this guy could even be driving because Biden told us blacks can't get driver's licenses.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2021 04:09 PM (r+sAi)

Hence the crash?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 04:11 PM (Ojki1)

459 The second super soldier after captain America is black, but the public was never told. And they performed all sorts of raycis experiments on him.

****

You'd think Wakanda would have spilled the beans.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Azathoth at April 02, 2021 04:12 PM (3FuCz)

460 Fkin auto cucumber

437 not long and interesting take on woke

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 04:12 PM (Cxk7w)

461 451 > Are you paying license fees for that music?

Not sure what this means. Are you saying this is music to your ears? Or that I'm being a broken record? Or that I should be talking about ELO? Or something else?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 04:10 PM (i0wNm)

BMI is a recording label.

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 04:12 PM (Ojki1)

462 Not long and very interesting take on women's
Link from a LI article
Posted by: Skip

That was an interesting read, and makes a great deal of sense. Wokeness as publicity stunt, trying to shore up failing companies.

Posted by: lizabth at April 02, 2021 04:13 PM (L3Rsz)

463 11. My uncle owned the Shell station.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 04:11 PM (OCTR

I can still hear the bell ringing.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 04:13 PM (2DOZq)

464 Remember when they changed the BMI that instantly transformed 100
million Americans from being within normal weight to overweight?


I can remember not giving a shit. Most of the "fit" people nowadays can't do a day's worth of work. They get tired too quick. Can't carry any weight. Saw that shit twenty years ago with the "PT Heroes" on active duty. Great scores. Shitty after a day in the field.


Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 04:13 PM (9VhQH)

465 Can't say what my first 45 was, but I had one of those suitcase record players ( a kid's model). I loved that thing.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 02, 2021 04:13 PM (CAJOC)

466 I would love an antique one. I have an old nickel coke machine that still works.
---
Some relatives had a dime Coke machine. My brother and I visited for a couple of weeks every summer and boy, did that thing get a workout.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 02, 2021 04:13 PM (sWM8x)

467 Matthew 20: 17-19

Posted by: Marcus T at April 02, 2021 04:14 PM (8G89K)

468 So should the Capitol police be banned or defunded?

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2021 04:14 PM (GMPLL)

469 451 > Are you paying license fees for that music?



Not sure what this means. Are you saying this is music to your
ears? Or that I'm being a broken record? Or that I should be talking
about ELO? Or something else?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 04:10 PM (i0wNm)
Joke gone awry:

BMI was founded in 1939 by forward-thinkers who wanted to represent
songwriters in emerging genres, like jazz, blues and country, and
protect the public performances of their music. Operating on a
non-profit-making basis, BMI is now the largest music rights
organization in the U.S. and is still nurturing new talent and new
music.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 02, 2021 04:14 PM (ufFY8)

470
Bubba Shot the Jukebox is another classic.

Bubba shot the jukebox last night. Said it played a sad song and make him cry.

Sheriff charged him with reckless discharge of a firearm. Bubba said, "Reckless, hell! I hit exactly where I was aimin'!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2021 04:14 PM (Mzdiz)

471 My uncle had a beer joint in Cabin John MD and when the guy came in to change the records on the jukebox, he let us take some of the old ones

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 04:14 PM (iTXRQ)

472 My uncle owned the Shell station.
---------
That's where you got those nickel Cokes.

Posted by: dartist at April 02, 2021 04:15 PM (+ya+t)

473 my first 45 was a Colt 1991A1 Series 80

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 04:15 PM (iTXRQ)

474 I can still hear the bell ringing.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


*fistbump

Child labor laws? WTF was that? LOL.
I got to pump gas & clean windows. Wasn't allowed near the bays.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 04:15 PM (OCTRt)

475 I still have all of my 45's from when I was a kid, the ones that came with a storybook and you turn the page when you hear the bell.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 02, 2021 04:15 PM (xPl2J)

476 Remember the old advertising ditty, "Baseball, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie and Chevrolet..." Baseball is now officially woke. Where do Oscar Meyer and Chevrolet stand? Is there any major corporation that promotes anything patriotic or pro-American anymore?

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 02, 2021 04:15 PM (H8QX8)

477 So should the Capitol police be banned or defunded?
Posted by: willow

Well, they're killing black men. So yes! I expect a good protest tonight.

Posted by: lizabth at April 02, 2021 04:15 PM (L3Rsz)

478 395 So...when are the 'persons of color' going to start burning shit in front of the White House, like they have been doing in Portland, Seattle, and other blue shithole cities?
Curiously, Detroit has been sort of immune from this.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 02, 2021 04:03 PM (ufFY

I'm way behind the times but I just read Detroit, unlike other cities, elected a white mayor in 2013 after a long time with black mayors. Also, in December, Detroit sued BLM for conspiracy, that they "disturb the peace, engage in disorderly conduct, incite riots, destroy public property"

Posted by: Stonn at April 02, 2021 04:15 PM (kTmsO)

479 463 11. My uncle owned the Shell station.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 04:11 PM (OCTR


my mom's bro owned 2 Western Autos

last I heard of him, he was ninety, had a GF and drove a caddy convertible

I'm betting his fav flick was "Hud"

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 04:16 PM (6iURM)

480 That was an interesting read, and makes a great deal of sense. Wokeness as publicity stunt, trying to shore up failing companies.
Posted by: lizabth at April 02, 2021 04:13 PM (L3Rsz)


As I was saying in the other thread, these western institutions (corporations, religious institutions, governments, etc.) are run by management who have burned through the long-accumulated economic, social, and cultural capital and are now trying whatever short-term manipulations that they can to keep afloat just long enough to make their money and then bail.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 02, 2021 04:16 PM (jOcSX)

481 @ScooterCasterNY 14m

Protester Just Fell off the building while climbing Chase Bank in Manhattan to #StopLine3

https://tinyurl.com/ygmkqw8o

(I have no idea what #StopLine3 means)

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 04:16 PM (cF8AT)

482 My 1911 is a series 80 from 1981-2

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 04:17 PM (Cxk7w)

483 Nation of Islam preaches that all white people are literally subhuman devils created by an evil black scientist named Yakub in breeding experiments. NOI also preaches that monkeys and gorillas are from white people being jealous of the perfect black man and trying to do genetic experiments on themselves to become black and fully human again. NOI preaches that whites are literally below animals on the scale of humanity. In the NOI theology, whites are basically evil incarnate, a literal race of demons. NOI also routinely sells out NBA stadiums for their annual events. And Amazon proudly sells all their books, like Message To The Blackman in America, which says far worse things about whites than, for example, Mein Kampf says about Jews.

Posted by: NOIFacts at April 02, 2021 04:17 PM (seys2)

484 466 I would love an antique one. I have an old nickel coke machine that still works.


antiques are overrated

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 04:17 PM (6iURM)

485 Poor guy probably just wanted to kick back in Nutzi's chair for awhile and take a few selfies.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

486 I think my first "albums" were tape cassettes for my car. My older siblings kinda had total control of the stereo system before that. Didn't really care, I was never inside much anyways.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 02, 2021 04:17 PM (4thlk)

487 lizabeth they really don't get much interaction with the public but they do seem to have a higher kill rate the last few years.

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2021 04:17 PM (GMPLL)

488 Flew under the radar today but how in the hell can Washington shut down a Texas DOT road project?


Using the civil rights act, that's how. Don't tell me this isn't a political attack against the Texas Governor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 04:17 PM (Q87rR)

489 So this is what a fully ripened Thread looks like!!!!

Posted by: kraken at April 02, 2021 04:17 PM (6Je/Q)

490 I got fired from my first job for being scared of bees

Posted by: John Prine at April 02, 2021 04:17 PM (SM0eZ)

491 Well, they're killing black men. So yes! I expect a good protest tonight.
Posted by: lizabth at April 02, 2021 04:15 PM (L3Rsz)


Some may oppose this behavior at our nation's capitol. I wish I was close enough to bring kindling.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 04:17 PM (9VhQH)

492 I still have all of my 45's from when I was a kid, the ones that came with a storybook and you turn the page when you hear the bell.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 02, 2021 04:15 PM (xPl2J)


Holy hell. I completely forgot about those.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 02, 2021 04:17 PM (Ez6QX)

493 I can remember not giving a shit. Most of the "fit" people nowadays can't do a day's worth of work. They get tired too quick. Can't carry any weight. Saw that shit twenty years ago with the "PT Heroes" on active duty. Great scores. Shitty after a day in the field.


Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 04:13 PM (9VhQH)


The saying among buddies of mine in Afghanistan was that the big guy who couldn't run fast but could haul a 240B up a mountainside was much more valuable than the skinny dude who could run a 10 minute two mile but had no endurance after that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 02, 2021 04:17 PM (jOcSX)

494 I've got this tickle in my brain telling me there's a song where someone refers to a "record machine". I can almost hear the lyric, but not quite. Going to drive me crazy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 02, 2021 03:57 PM (CAJOC)

Ricki Lee Jones, Danny's All-Star Joint.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2021 04:17 PM (mzC78)

495
Common knowledge that Nation of Islam is an offshoot of the notorious MAGA movement.

-MSM

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2021 04:17 PM (Q9SFr)

496 I think the real news here is that Fupa Goldberg was off Twitter for a few hours.

Posted by: McLurkerson at April 02, 2021 04:18 PM (wNDOJ)

497 My uncle owned the Shell station.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 04:11 PM (OCTR
.......

Your grandkids will own the Federal EV Charging Station.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

498 Stop line 1 is balcony, stop line 2 is entrance roof and stop line 3 is sidewalk

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 04:18 PM (Cxk7w)

499 > I WANNA BE SEDATED!

930 Club, Georgetown Washington DC circa 1992.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 04:18 PM (3H9h1)

500 @tmj4

"It is a particularly appropriate location to honor Hank Aaron who is a revered and beloved former Milwaukeean," Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett writes to the MLB Commissioner.

https://tinyurl.com/yfuyegnh

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 04:18 PM (cF8AT)

501 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2021 04:18 PM (lmikk)

502 When I aged out of little league, I got my first job as announcer (also keeping the books) at the little games. My sister worked the scoreboard. We were paid under the table, and grossly underpaid for the amount of work we were doing. 5-6 hours a night, 6 nights a week, and got $7 a night.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 02, 2021 04:18 PM (CAJOC)

503 Noah was a follower of Louis Faraconman.

Surely the media will make him denounce this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 04:19 PM (Q87rR)

504 The same things that they teach students virtually everywhere else. No sarcasm, no snark. Almost all universities are the same (outside of the hard sciences, law schools and med schools) and they drip the same poison.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 03:37 PM (Jsjd7)

____________________

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it's definitely in the hard sciences, med schools, and DEFINITELY the law schools. Has been for years.

Posted by: McLurkerson at April 02, 2021 04:19 PM (wNDOJ)

505 I think the real news here is that Fupa Goldberg was off Twitter for a few hours.
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 02, 2021 04:18 PM (wNDOJ)



No internet in the cuck closet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) is now retired at April 02, 2021 04:19 PM (yQpMk)

506 498 Stop line 1 is balcony, stop line 2 is entrance roof and stop line 3 is sidewalk
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 04:18 PM (Cxk7w)

Well why didn't they just say that?

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 04:19 PM (cF8AT)

507 Even if the guy rammed the gate, what was the worst he could do? This is an outer outer outer unnecessary perimeter.

Even if he had a f-ing bomb, no one would be hurt since they have had protection from that before they put up this new fence.

This is no different than the East German guards shooting people trying to flee.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 04:20 PM (SM0eZ)

508 Oh he went by Noah X. Didn't the NOI kill Malcom X?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2021 04:20 PM (r+sAi)

509 >>> https://tinyurl.com/ygmkqw8o

(I have no idea what #StopLine3 means)
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 04:16 PM (cF8AT)


He was about 8-10 feet up. I've had worse ladder and tree climbing incidents and walked/limped away. It looked like he tried to absorb the impact with his butt.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2021 04:21 PM (8LZuO)

510 There is a stop line 4 If you hit exactly one of those steam grates, but it's only hamburger that gets that far.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 04:21 PM (Cxk7w)

511 > my brain telling me there's a song where someone refers to a "record machine".


i love rock n roll

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 04:21 PM (iTXRQ)

512 Is he leaking spray paint?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2021 04:22 PM (8LZuO)

513 There is a nood

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 04:24 PM (Cxk7w)

514 Remember the old advertising ditty, "Baseball, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie and Chevrolet..." Baseball is now officially woke. Where do Oscar Meyer and Chevrolet stand? Is there any major corporation that promotes anything patriotic or pro-American anymore?
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 02, 2021 04:15 PM (H8QX


I've been mostly TV less until ROKU, and occasionally watch channels that run ads on their content. It's almost amazing to watch commercial after commercial (if not a fucking CA PSA) that hasn't got shit to do with the product. No, it's about how they give to black education, support housing, help gaia recover etc. I think the one I saw last night was Chevron. What a difference from the Techron ads and your engine running smoother/cleaner. Nope, now it's "we give $ to de tiny chillin's" so they can save the planet.

The only ones that still have something to do with the product are usually food. I wonder if they ever even pay attention to any marketing stats, or are convinced the woke factor is what's really important.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 04:24 PM (46GDR)

515 Actually, talking about those books.

My first record then was "Little Audrey Says" a 45 that came with a comic book like deal.

I played that thing till it wore out. I was 4-6 at the time. (this was a LOOOOOONG time ago).

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 04:25 PM (ZLL8y)

516 514: In the case of Subaru I am convinced they are nothing more than the United Way. I have no idea what they make, thanks to their advertising.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2021 04:26 PM (49Dnm)

517 Sounds like the guy was suicidal, which points to one of the great evils of orthodox Islamic doctrine: that it powerfully encourages suicidal Muslims to kill as many non-Muslims as possible on their way out.

Trying to murder non-Muslims is actually the ONLY way to go to paradise in orthodox doctrine, since any transgression condemns a Muslim to hell forever and the ONLY forgiveness that exists in Islam is for those who die trying to kill non-Muslims, who automatically have every sin wiped away and are provided with the greatest reward: 72 virgins etcetera.

Muhammad (or the Muhammad of orthodox interpretation) wanted his followers to be out killing non-Muslims so he built that into what he claimed that god told him: that if they want to go to heaven they have to be out killing non-Muslims until they get killed doing it.

Disgusting that anyone could fall for that. Muhammad was at the same time claiming to speak for the god of the Jews who gave us the Ten Commandments, including "Thou Shalt not Murder," yet Muhammad insists that "there are no contradictions in the Koran."

It's like Democrat politicians, journolists and their activist followers with their ...

Posted by: Alec Rawls at April 02, 2021 04:29 PM (wh9C3)

518 According to the MSM and the Feds, not motive for this misunderstood nation of islam fellow....but definately not terrorism? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 04:32 PM (85Gof)

519 Afghanistan was that the big guy who couldn't run fast but could haul a 240B up a mountainside was much more valuable than the skinny dude

As a (formerly) skinny fast dude, I can attest that humping the pig or mortar base plate or radiometric, will break your skinny ass down.

Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2021 04:45 PM (Xih1H)

520 483 Nation of Islam preaches that all white people are literally subhuman devils created by an evil black scientist named Yakub in breeding experiments. NOI also preaches that monkeys and gorillas are from white people being jealous of the perfect black man and trying to do genetic experiments on themselves to become black and fully human again. NOI preaches that whites are literally below animals on the scale of humanity. In the NOI theology, whites are basically evil incarnate, a literal race of demons. NOI also routinely sells out NBA stadiums for their annual events. And Amazon proudly sells all their books, like Message To The Blackman in America, which says far worse things about whites than, for example, Mein Kampf says about Jews.
Posted by: NOIFacts at April 02, 2021 04:17 PM (seys2)

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This reads like NOI contracted L. Ron Hubbard to write their origin story.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at April 02, 2021 04:50 PM (DBPIP)

521 The most amazing thing about Goldberg's Tweet is the admission that he was away from Twitter for a few hours. What, did they just open a Golden Corral in his neighborhood?

Posted by: Paco at April 02, 2021 04:58 PM (1Jm+u)

522 Creepy joe keeping the flag half mast permanently

Posted by: Summer of Love at April 02, 2021 05:12 PM (FJrl0)

523 Fox, Baier, has yet to mention that the guy was a Calypso Louie Muzzie.

Posted by: dingbat at April 02, 2021 05:15 PM (7/eB9)

524 How dare that Schwarz a culturally appropriate a Jewish name.
Use a name like oomfoofoo

Posted by: Avi at April 02, 2021 05:54 PM (dHrq/)

525 At last, the true existential threat to the nation has been revealed.

Posted by: SMOD at April 02, 2021 05:55 PM (X5CsJ)

526 347 I've got this tickle in my brain telling me there's a song where someone refers to a "record machine". I can almost hear the lyric, but not quite. Going to drive me crazy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

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Kids flash guitars just like switchblades
Hustling for the record machine

Posted by: Interesting Times at April 02, 2021 06:09 PM (KUvGB)

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