Media Holds Its Breath To Find Out If Story About a Man Ramming the Capitol Hill Barricades Is a Story Or Not, Depending On His Race
Update: Suspect Dead; One Cop Reportedly Dead; Multiracial White Supremacy Again?

If he's white, it's a Major National Story.

If it turns out he has a name like Aminadab Gaxiola Gonzalez, then it's not a story, and anyone asking why it's not a story will be declared to be a racist by a Daily Beast racist.

Update: It looks like this will not be a Major National Story, but will instead be a reason to explore "root causes" of "rage against oppressive colonialists structures," and to warn against "backlash" against one of the races that does not deserve backlash.


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Meanwhile there was another random racial attack on a Jewish woman -- and on her one year old baby! -- by someone of an Unknown and Utterly Irrelevant Race.

Just so many MAGA-hat wearing, white-noose carrying White Supremacists attacking Jews and Asians in New York.

What race are the girls who spat upon an elderly Jewish man...? I can tell you which race they're not, because otherwise, it would be a Major National Story, wouldn't it?

Update: The suspect is dead.


Update: The Deep State leftists who are prosecuting the "insurrectionists" are leaping on the propaganda value of this already:

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Maybe it's too dangerous to even have a trial, huh?

Maybe we should just have Fake President Biden decree that they are guilty.

Maybe it would be easier just to kill them, huh?

Update: Pictures here.

The suspect appears black to my eyes, so that may explain why the government rushed out the claim that they already knew, just a half hour into their "investigation," that this was probably a "lone wolf" attack and not connected to more dangerous (white) terrorism.

Update: One of the cops hit by the car is reportedly dead.


Jacqui Heinrich
@JacquiHeinrich

BREAKING: law enforcement sources tell me a USCP officer injured today at the Capitol has died of his injuries.

Via Tami, Media Call Off All Coverage of Non-Story:

FOX NEWS "JOURNALIST" DECLARES, CONTRARY TO FACT, THAT BRIAN SICKNICK "DIED DEFENDING THE CAPITOL:

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Posted by: Ace at 01:36 PM




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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:37 PM (NWM+b)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

3 "incident"

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:37 PM (XeEyo)

4 "Scanning social media accounts..."
-NPC at NPR

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:38 PM (NWM+b)

5 Coming to a town near you.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 12:38 PM (ZLL8y)

6 Am I supposed to care of two Capital Pigs were injured in a car crash?

Posted by: PacosMojo at April 02, 2021 12:38 PM (jq1sy)

7 They needed any excuse to keep the fences up and the Capitol occupied. Now they have it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 02, 2021 12:38 PM (xPl2J)

8 aww jeez not my poor heckin capital policeorinos!

Posted by: Corona-kun at April 02, 2021 12:38 PM (OjTGt)

9 I'm hoping for a black Trump supporter who went antifa.

That would be a fun short circuit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:38 PM (NWM+b)

10 Do we know it's a man? Just as likely that it's a black woman.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (jOcSX)

11 Spoiler Alert: Major the dog found the motorcade keys and decided to take it up a notch.

Posted by: Flyguy at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (3sOO0)

12 Deleting social media accounts, you mean. And then fabricating new ones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (mzC78)

13 The suspects will turn out to have been part of a 'right wing cult' that was 'infiltrated by the FBI,' armed and influenced heavily by the FBI to attack the capitol.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

14 They just shot Mei Mei.....

//Asian Georgetown Student

God only knows, all I know is "so?"

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (Lzpvj)

15 9 I'm hoping for a black Trump supporter who went antifa.

That would be a fun short circuit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:38 PM (NWM+b)

Probably better chances of hitting the power ball.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (XeEyo)

16 Coming to a town near you.

Posted by: jakee308

Hell, coming to your living room.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (r1z5A)

17 We might have breaking news.

Posted by: MSM at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (L+0dl)

18 NPR says the story has been discredited... no wait .... it is now credited.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (r+sAi)

19 Let me know when they start carting away corpses of the Media and Deep State bureaucrats. Until then, DGAF. I expect the worst.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (ifmtJ)

20 Better yet; black female lesbian transgender antifa blm

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (ZLL8y)

21 "Daily Beast hack"

Journalisting ain't easy, ace.

Posted by: Daily Beast Hack at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (DMUuz)

22 Willowed
In response to the shooting at the Capitol, the SecDef has ordered the second Marine division to DC and the entire Atlantic fleet into the Chesapeake Bay.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 12:31 PM (kTF2Z)

Lets flush the bombers and get the subs to their launch modes. Looks like we may have to go through this afterall.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 12:40 PM (axyOa)

23 I'm hoping for a black Trump supporter who went antifa.

That would be a fun short circuit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:38 PM (NWM+b)


Leave me outta this......

Posted by: Johnny 5 at April 02, 2021 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

24 Breaking: The SecDef has ordered a nuclear submarine into the Capitol reflecting pool.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 12:40 PM (kTF2Z)

25 Notice they don't say they shot them but they're taking them to the hospital with the officers.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 12:40 PM (ZLL8y)

26 I wonder how much paperwork is involved with a CRITICAL INCIDENT report filed by the US Capitol Police?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 02, 2021 12:40 PM (cwI4U)

27 Leave me outta this......
Posted by: Johnny 5 at April 02, 2021 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, yeah, you're alive. We got it.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:41 PM (XeEyo)

28 BREAKING NEWS!!!

The driver was-

President Joe Biden.

Someone left the car keys out and he went to get Pinkberry.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 12:41 PM (dWwl8)

29 Spoiler Alert: Major the dog found the motorcade keys and decided to take it up a notch.
Posted by: Flyguy

LOL

FYI - Before sprinting from the scene, Major left a big gift on the driver's seat.

Posted by: Cheri at April 02, 2021 12:41 PM (oiNtH)

30 It'll end up being your basic paranoid schizophrenic model checkpoint crasher.


Posted by: SarahW at April 02, 2021 12:41 PM (g1vnC)

31 @BNONews 2m

U.S. CAPITOL ATTACK
- Car "rammed" into officers
- At least 2 officers injured
- Both said to be seriously hurt
- Suspect shot, taken into custody
- Possible motive unknown
- Capitol remains on lockdown

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:41 PM (cF8AT)

32 Doctor Gu, now please do China's Uighur genocidal camps.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 02, 2021 12:41 PM (gtatv)

33 I'm hoping for a black Trump supporter who went antifa.
That would be a fun short circuit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:38 PM


That would certainly be current, but don't get amped up.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2021 12:41 PM (DMUuz)

34 25 Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 12:40 PM (ZLL8y)

Further no evidence at all this was political.

Do recall Urkle's goons killed a black woman who made a wrong turn and panicked back in what 2015?

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:41 PM (Lzpvj)

35 Is Hunter in DC for Easter?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (ptqGC)

36 What if it turns out to be a woman driver? Oh the memes!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (r+sAi)

37 slasher had a white hoodie/poncho ... just call him white in the headlines, close enough.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (Cus5s)

38 - Capitol remains on lockdown
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:41 PM (cF8AT)


It's been on lockdown for 3 months......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

39 32 Doctor Gu, now please do China's Uighur genocidal camps.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 02, 2021 12:41 PM (gtatv)

=========

"White Supremacy, also they're a myth. Next?"
-Doctor Gu

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (NWM+b)

40 Biden now has a dilemma, nuke the huwhite insurrectionists in DC or nuke the Russkies near Ukraine.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (dz8eD)

41 We need more machine guns!

Posted by: Pelosi at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (L+0dl)

42 Gonna go out on a limb and put $5 on this attack being memory-holed like the shooter in Las Vegas.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (XeEyo)

43 Rammed eh?

Posted by: Javems at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (8SSHh)

44
Which came first?
Shooting or ramming?
Two separate incidents?

#48 hours

Posted by: Glenn John at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (LilNs)

45 That father that ran away from the man with the knife, leaving his one year old baby, and who stood back and watched as his wife went back to save the baby needs to re-evaluate his life.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (i0wNm)

46 @JenniferJJacobs 8m

White House isn't under elevated security restrictions as Capitol lockdown continues. All is normal here at 1600 Penn, but there's no POTUS here--Biden is away at Camp David.

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (cF8AT)

47 Breaking:
82nd Airborne Division preparing to jump into Dupont Circle. They expect a hot DZ.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (axyOa)

48 So, according to the left, black people have no agency and no ability to take responsibility for their own actions and choices. But we're the racists. OK, got it.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at April 02, 2021 12:43 PM (G6Lqs)

49 It'll end up being your basic paranoid schizophrenic model checkpoint crasher.


Posted by: SarahW at April 02, 2021 12:41 PM (g1vnC)

Or a confused couple of elder Democrats from California, who thought it was an In and Out drive-thru.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2021 12:43 PM (mzC78)

50 Let me know when they start carting away corpses of the Media and Deep State bureaucrats. Until then, DGAF. I expect the worst.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (ifmtJ)


This.

If the revolution happens while I am still relatively fit, I'm going full Banastre Tarlton on any corporate media bastard unlucky enough to catch my eye.

If Trump ever does rallies again, he needs to box the media into the middle of the arena, with the only way out through a screaming mob of supporters, who will get presidential challenge coins for each media fucker they knock the fuck out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2021 12:43 PM (2JVJo)

51 So was that like a real Injun or just a dime store Injun?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 02, 2021 12:43 PM (sWM8x)

52 Deleting social media accounts, you mean. And then fabricating new ones.

Prolly part of the new Trillion-Dollar Giveaway Law that requires full employment for all Macedonian Content Farmers.

Thems that aren't MCFs are bots.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 12:43 PM (HaL55)

53 Or religion

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 12:43 PM (Cxk7w)

54 Biden is being advised by Dems to release launch a nuclear attack on Georgia in response.

Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2021 12:43 PM (MxEKc)

55
/bullhorn

This is the Boulder Police.

We have you surrounded.

There is no escape.

Please stay 6 feet away from others as we arrest you.

Posted by: Boulder P.D. at April 02, 2021 12:43 PM (BTJ/x)

56 Capitol remains on lockdown
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:41 PM


As are John McCain's.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2021 12:43 PM (DMUuz)

57 48 So, according to the left, black people have no agency and no ability to take responsibility for their own actions and choices. But we're the racists. OK, got it.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at April 02, 2021 12:43 PM (G6Lqs)

========

Also, according to the Left, minorities are dumber than the rest and can't succeed in life without government help.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:43 PM (NWM+b)

58 38 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

Indeed, I can't wait until eh Capitol is "behind fences" for longer than DC was fortified for the civil war.

Let's make a bar bet I wager unless we somehow take it the Capitol is behind fences in 2032.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:44 PM (Lzpvj)

59
So I guess they shot the rammer.

Posted by: Glenn John at April 02, 2021 12:44 PM (LilNs)

60 "A (redacted descriptor doesn't fit the media's narrative) slashed a Jewish couple and their one year old baby."

Situational Awareness, folks. Watch your six!

Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at April 02, 2021 12:44 PM (qpX6U)

61 Gonna be a good afternoon when "Boogie In Your Butt" comes across the playlist.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

62 44
Which came first?
Shooting or ramming?
Two separate incidents?

#48 hours
Posted by: Glenn John at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (LilNs)

I suspect the ramming came first and the driver was shot at. Same incident.

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:44 PM (cF8AT)

63 54 Biden is being advised by Dems to release launch a nuclear attack on Georgia in response.
Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2021 12:43 PM (MxEKc)

=======

"Carthage Georgia must be destroyed."
-Cato the Elder

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:45 PM (NWM+b)

64 The media every time PDT traveled to Mar a Lago: REEEEEEE!!

The media every single weekend when Joe and Jill travel to Delaware or Camp David: *yawn*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 02, 2021 12:45 PM (ptqGC)

65 It's that time, kids! Time for the "media" to once again play....

Pin the Tail on the Honkey!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2021 12:45 PM (O+I8R)

66 Headline:

Woman attempts to parallel park. Capitol police opens fire.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 12:45 PM (kTF2Z)

67

62 Thanks Tami!

Posted by: Glenn John at April 02, 2021 12:45 PM (LilNs)

68 So I guess they shot the rammer.
Posted by: Glenn John at April 02, 2021 12:44 PM


But they did not shoot the deputies.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2021 12:45 PM (DMUuz)

69 All is normal here at 1600 Penn, but there's no POTUS here--Biden is away at Camp David.
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (cF8AT)


How the heck will Biden declare he dodged sniper fire if he's NOT THERE?!?!?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

70 46 @JenniferJJacobs 8m

White House isn't under elevated security restrictions as Capitol lockdown continues. All is normal here at 1600 Penn, but there's no POTUS here--Biden is away at Camp David.

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (cF8AT)


There are few, if any, Reps and Senators in the Capitol and nearby office buildings - Congress is recessed for Easter. Probably very few staffers are in today.

Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 12:45 PM (AMIL/)

71 I sure hope this person never said anything nice about Trump. Months of coverage to come.

It's not like a Bernie Bro shooting up a baseball field filled with Republican congressmen, and almost killing Steve Scalise.

That barely caused a ripple in the news.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 02, 2021 12:45 PM (F0YaR)

72 @NBCNews

Image from the US Capitol show a vehicle that crashed into a barricade.

https://tinyurl.com/yz3c9dm7

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:46 PM (cF8AT)

73 So white people control what all other races do? So the Chinese army isn't actually a threat? You would have to be pretty stupid to let that quack doctor anywhere near you.

Posted by: Only Context at April 02, 2021 12:46 PM (xEIoY)

74 Isn't Dr. Gu the one that moved his family to Austria so his kids could go to school in class/full time? You know, the thing that WILL KILL US ALL!!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 02, 2021 12:46 PM (AD3JT)

75 How the heck will Biden declare he dodged sniper fire if he's NOT THERE?!?!?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

It's ok, I was there.

~ Brian Williams

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:46 PM (XeEyo)

76 Breaking:
Congress is moving to their wartime facility at the Greenbriar. Pelosi refuses to enter until her sheets have at least a 1200 thread count.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 12:46 PM (axyOa)

77 Has the Capitol fence been electrified?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 12:47 PM (lgiXo)

78 so you want me to get in a new car and ram some cops?

with a red hat on, right

okeydokey

Posted by: FBI snitch at April 02, 2021 12:47 PM (6iURM)

79 I'm not saying it was aliens... But it was aliens.

Posted by: The History Channel at April 02, 2021 12:47 PM (XIrWl)

80 59
So I guess they shot the rammer.
Posted by: Glenn John at April 02, 2021 12:44 PM


"Perfect! If they're white we can blame Trump. If they're not, it's a case of police shooting a minority. We get to lecture on Easter about your sins either way!" Jake "Let me just slide into your DM's" Tapper (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at April 02, 2021 12:47 PM (3sOO0)

81 82nd Airborne Division preparing to jump into Dupont Circle. They expect a hot DZ.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM


Hot, perhaps. Flaming, certainly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2021 12:47 PM (16vTQ)

82 >>Also, according to the Left, minorities are dumber than the rest and can't succeed in life without government help.


Listen Fat : That's Bullshit.

Brown kids are JUST as smart as White Kids!

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 12:47 PM (AhIPy)

83 72 @NBCNews

Image from the US Capitol show a vehicle that crashed into a barricade.

https://tinyurl.com/yz3c9dm7

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:46 PM (cF8AT)


Where's Hunter?

Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 12:47 PM (AMIL/)

84 So I guess they shot the rammer.
Posted by: Glenn John at April 02, 2021 12:44 PM


Nope. I'm still here.

Posted by: Peter North at April 02, 2021 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

85 Capitol remains on lockdown
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:41 PM (cF8AT)

It's been on lockdown for 3 months......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

And here's their excuse for three months more.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 12:48 PM (ifmtJ)

86 There really is only one story here and that is that being colorblind is no longer a positive attribute!

My how far we have "progressed"*!

*Or is it "regressed", I have trouble getting these two straight these days!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 12:48 PM (hOUT3)

87 71 Posted by: GnuBreed at April 02, 2021 12:45 PM (F0YaR)

The FBI cannot be shamed.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:48 PM (Lzpvj)

88 Where's Hunter?
Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 12:47 PM (AMIL/)

Dunno, where's his SIL's sister?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:48 PM (XeEyo)

89 How many unarmed civilians did the Capitol Police kill during this incident? Or are we not allowed to know.

This is me clutching my violen for those USCP members hurt.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 02, 2021 12:48 PM (qoNQ/)

90 when did GU stop beating his wife?

Posted by: JD at April 02, 2021 12:48 PM (pQAx5)

91 BARRICADE :

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=RKiy-oCwsxw

Posted by: SUPERSUCKERS at April 02, 2021 12:48 PM (AhIPy)

92 "Image from the US Capitol show a vehicle that crashed into a barricade. https://tinyurl.com/yz3c9dm7

Posted by: Tami "


Looks like a white nationalist armored vehicle spearheading another insurrection to me.

Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2021 12:48 PM (MxEKc)

93 Image from the US Capitol show a vehicle that crashed into a barricade.
Please be a Pacer. Please be a Pacer...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 12:49 PM (HaL55)

94 If it was a crazed antifa idiot, he'd probably wear a MAGA hat and for a week before the crash, praise Trump on social media (they are getting more clever) .. but an old history of him will reveal he is just another leftist. --

But my money in the $5 pool is on .. hmm, no idea, but not a Trump patriot. Either Antifa nut, or drunk/drugged nobody.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2021 12:49 PM (Cus5s)

95 80 Posted by: Flyguy at April 02, 2021 12:47 PM (3sOO0)

Donald Trump caused this gay apostate transvestite pansexual Egyptian to do this....

//Jake "Honest Abe" Tapper-who knows some GIs

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:49 PM (Lzpvj)

96
72 Pontiac?

Posted by: Glenn John at April 02, 2021 12:49 PM (LilNs)

97 Good Friday attack by a muzzie? They seem to like the car ramming.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2021 12:49 PM (r+sAi)

98 "Critical Incident" is like "Special Bulletin" except no nuke goes off at the end.

Just as made up, though.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 02, 2021 12:49 PM (vuisn)

99
I think Launder White Supremacy's hit song was "Knights in White Satin."

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (N/gDA)

100 Please let it be Hunter.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (ptqGC)

101 The man that ran away and left his wife and child, isn't a man. Not sure how he carries on.

Posted by: Only Context at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (xEIoY)

102 >>>There really is only one story here and that is that being colorblind is no longer a positive attribute!


Well, the left is already self-segregating, so we'll be back to the 1800s in no time

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (qoNQ/)

103
Hot, perhaps. Flaming, certainly.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Depends on how much willie pete they drop before the 'chute in...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (gtatv)

104 Meanwhile, in Frio county, Texas...

https://tinyurl.com/ygx4wv7q

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (cF8AT)

105 97 Good Friday attack by a muzzie? They seem to like the car ramming.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2021 12:49 PM (r+sAi)

=====

We need common sense car control.

It shouldn't be easier to get a car than it is to buy a book.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (NWM+b)

106 @NBCNews

Image from the US Capitol show a vehicle that crashed into a barricade.

https://tinyurl.com/yz3c9dm7

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:46 PM (cF8AT)

I've seen worse in a Walmart parking lot.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (uhPTO)

107 "What if it turns out to be a woman driver? Oh the memes!"


An Asian woman. Wouldn't that be something.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (4thlk)

108 90 when did GU stop beating his wife?
Posted by: JD at April 02, 2021 12:48 PM (pQAx5)


Gu. Sticky...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (s2VJv)

109 Probably end up the driver accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brake and the police injured their wrist and rotator cuff trying to draw their pistols.

Posted by: Javems at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (8SSHh)

110 "There really is only one story here and that is that being colorblind is no longer a positive attribute!"

'Color-blind anti-racism' was always a deception.

Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (qpX6U)

111 'Hello - FBI?'

'Yeah - We're gonna need a couple more 'insurrectionists' to validate out militarization of the Public Square.'

'Friday? Sounds great. Thanks'.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (AhIPy)

112 We need to scramble 15 FBI agents to see if any nooses were involved.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (KZzsI)

113 72 Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:46 PM (cF8AT)

Obviously given the tactical nature of the Sedan this is a proudboyz attack!

//Jake "Honest Abe" Tapper-Who can tell you what Obama tastes like

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:51 PM (Lzpvj)

114 @BNONews 1m

UPDATE: Suspect in car attack outside the U.S. Capitol was shot by police after exiting his vehicle with a knife - Fox

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:51 PM (cF8AT)

115 So I guess they shot the rammer.
Posted by: Glenn John at April 02, 2021 12:44 PM

===

Nope. I'm still here.
Posted by: Peter North at April 02, 2021 12:47 PM


I thought you were a shooter.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at April 02, 2021 12:51 PM (DMUuz)

116 Headline:

Woman attempts to parallel park. Capitol police opens fire.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 12:45 PM (kTF2Z)


Iirc, there was an incident during TFG's term where a black woman was KILLED by Capitol police as she did some erratic shit with her car, injuring a SS agent at the WH entrance.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 02, 2021 12:51 PM (F0YaR)

117 If breaking through a window is a shoot to kill offence, can't imagine heavier firepower to stop a vehical isn't out of the question

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 12:51 PM (Cxk7w)

118 Good Friday attack by a muzzie? They seem to like the car ramming.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2021 12:49 PM (r+sAi)

Good guess.

They save the camel-ramming for Ramadan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2021 12:51 PM (mzC78)

119
Oooooooooh, CRITICAL INCIDENT!

How SCARY!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 12:51 PM (BKV7y)

120 Oh man, I hope it wasn't a Negroe.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 02, 2021 12:51 PM (sWM8x)

121 No thats f___ ling biscuit barrel

Posted by: Alien covenant was worse at April 02, 2021 12:51 PM (hMlTh)

122 81 82nd Airborne Division preparing to jump into Dupont Circle. They expect a hot DZ.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM

Hot, perhaps. Flaming, certainly.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState



Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2021 12:52 PM (EhBdW)

123 25 Notice they don't say they shot them but they're taking them to the hospital with the officers.
Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 12:40 PM (ZLL8y)

Remember that odd story during the Obama years where someone rammed a secret service barricade then drove off wildly and crashed and the media was speculating about racists who hate Obama? Then it turned out some black lady from CT got lost tried to turn around and got shot (and eventually died) by a secret service agent and was peeling out of there and bleeding out due to being shot and presumably panicking and the whole story disappeared?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 02, 2021 12:52 PM (UPoLF)

124 >>>UPDATE: Suspect in car attack outside the U.S. Capitol was shot by police after exiting his vehicle with a knife - Fox
Posted by: Tami


So.... Muzzie

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 02, 2021 12:52 PM (qoNQ/)

125 So I guess they shot the rammer.
Posted by: Glenn John at April 02, 2021 12:44 PM

===

Nope. I'm still here.
Posted by: Peter North at April 02, 2021 12:47 PM

I thought you were a shooter.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at April 02, 2021 12:51 PM (DMUuz)

Yeah, TT Boy is the Rammer

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 12:52 PM (ifmtJ)

126 An Asian woman. Wouldn't that be something.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (4thlk)

can't be

she would have had a cleaver

Posted by: FBI snitch at April 02, 2021 12:52 PM (6iURM)

127 Somebody will probably p'shop that tanker thing from the Suez debacle and have it rammed into the barricade.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2021 12:52 PM (O+I8R)

128 116 Headline:

Woman attempts to parallel park. Capitol police opens fire.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 12:45 PM (kTF2Z)

Female Naval Officer?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2021 12:52 PM (oHd/0)

129 I thought you were a shooter.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at April 02, 2021 12:51 PM (DMUuz)


Can't shoot without ramming for a while.

Posted by: Peter North at April 02, 2021 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

130 That's some icky Gu!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2021 12:52 PM (63Dwl)

131 Miriam carey, she took the wrong roundabout.

Posted by: Alien covenant was worse at April 02, 2021 12:52 PM (hMlTh)

132 It would be interesting if this was done to draw attention to Ashli Babbett's murder.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at April 02, 2021 12:52 PM (FWn1L)

133 >>UPDATE: Suspect in car attack outside the U.S. Capitol was shot by police after exiting his vehicle with a knife


Was it Paper?


Posted by: Zombie Zappa at April 02, 2021 12:53 PM (AhIPy)

134 Of course the comments on all of these media tweets are blaming Trump's legions of deranged followers. Almost kind of like, these people only read the first headline of every single one of these things when first reported, and then never, ever bother to check again after a few minutes.

Of course, this is exactly why the media has only reported by retraction over the past few years.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 12:53 PM (46GDR)

135 And just like that, the border crisis goes away.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 12:53 PM (axyOa)

136 72 Pontiac?
Trans Am replete with T-tops and hood-chicken FTW.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 12:53 PM (HaL55)

137 109 Posted by: Javems at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (8SSHh)

Yeah remember when the USSS gunned down a woman who took a wrong turn in downtown?

https://tinyurl.com/p6977x2w

Mother Jones and Pepperidge Farms remember.....

They killed her with an infant in the car.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:53 PM (Lzpvj)

138 A accidental gas pedal is more likely than anyone of you might realise. The amount of jobs I have had with that would amaze you.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 12:53 PM (Cxk7w)

139 " Suspect in car attack outside the U.S. Capitol was shot by police after exiting his vehicle with a knife"

Yeah I heard Jacob Blake was out of the hospital.

Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at April 02, 2021 12:53 PM (qpX6U)

140 Jumps out with knife. Sounds muzzie to me. Or maybe some drunk Finn. Stabey people with their puukkos.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 02, 2021 12:54 PM (I58tH)

141 >>A accidental gas pedal is more likely than anyone of you might realise. The amount of jobs I have had with that would amaze you.



Driver. Error.

Posted by: Audi Corp at April 02, 2021 12:54 PM (AhIPy)

142 73 So white people control what all other races do?


Would it be okay for me to use my Magic White Person Powers of Control to -

get some guy to bring a million dollars...oh! and a pepperoni pizza.

Or would that be misusing them?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 12:54 PM (dWwl8)

143 But my money in the $5 pool is on .. hmm, no idea, but not a Trump patriot. Either Antifa nut, or drunk/drugged nobody.
Posted by: illiniwek

Knife, not AR You can hear the media disappointment.

Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2021 12:54 PM (Xih1H)

144 An Asian woman. Wouldn't that be something.

Eugene Gu's alter ego, Mary Laury?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 02, 2021 12:54 PM (SchxB)

145 If it was an Asian woman they wouldn't have seen her head over the dashboard

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 12:54 PM (lgiXo)

146 123 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 02, 2021 12:52 PM (UPoLF)

Yes I linked the story.....she felt Obama was communicating with her personally.

Hard to understand given his coverage and pervasiveness how that could be.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:55 PM (Lzpvj)

147 UPDATE: Suspect in car attack outside the U.S. Capitol was shot by police after exiting his vehicle with a knife - Fox
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:51 PM (cF8AT)


I'd expect no less. They shot me for waving a white flag.

Posted by: Kenny McCormick at April 02, 2021 12:55 PM (FJYfm)

148
They brought in a helicopter with loudspeakers blaring 'The Ride of the Valkyries'.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 02, 2021 12:55 PM (N/gDA)

149 >Image from the US Capitol show a vehicle that crashed into a barricade.


it's possible this is just shitty driving

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 12:55 PM (iTXRQ)

150 We should disarm all police officers. Especially the trigger happy capital hill variety.

Right?

Posted by: MJ at April 02, 2021 12:55 PM (gAMkn)

151 General Motors to release a recall notice for stuck throttle issues......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

152 I'm sensing a forthcoming story from family members about him being mentally disturbed from all the bullying he received.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2021 12:55 PM (O+I8R)

153 >>If it was an Asian woman they wouldn't have seen her head over the dashboard


And. At the speeds they drive, the Capitol would have hit her.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 12:55 PM (AhIPy)

154 " Suspect in car attack outside the U.S. Capitol was shot by police after exiting his vehicle with a knife"

So...the raised the price of a pint at Bullfeathers again.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 12:55 PM (axyOa)

155 Are any Kennedy's in DC for the weekend?

Posted by: Cheri at April 02, 2021 12:56 PM (oiNtH)

156
Fake News cnn is going all-in on the Gaetz Hoax.

How do I know it's a hoax?

Because cnn and "sources say."

Posted by: Boulder P.D. at April 02, 2021 12:56 PM (BTJ/x)

157 In Frito county

tis easy to get layed , senor

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 12:56 PM (6iURM)

158 >>>UPDATE: Suspect in car attack outside the U.S. Capitol was shot by police after exiting his vehicle with a knife - Fox
Posted by: Tami


I expect the updates will soon read "...with what appeared to officers to be a knife..."

Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 12:56 PM (AMIL/)

159 152 I'm sensing a forthcoming story from family members about him being mentally disturbed from all the bullying he received.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2021 12:55 PM (O+I8R)

And that the FBI had his name because of a neighbor/friend.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:56 PM (XeEyo)

160 158 Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 12:56 PM (AMIL/)

We call them "car keys" officer....

//the coroner

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:57 PM (Lzpvj)

161 If the race is not mentioned you know it is non white. Just like when a story about a politician getting arrested doesnt mention party, it is Democrat.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 02, 2021 12:57 PM (wyszq)

162 So white people control what all other races do?

***

You believe "supreme" means something else?

Stop being anti-Science, bigot.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 12:57 PM (bm04m)

163 If a MAGA person had done this, there would be too few to tags in the Greater D C. Metro Area to meet the demand. It's probably a fentanyl-jacked gangbanger who thought the Capitol cop was Asian. If so, we'll never know the motive.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 02, 2021 12:57 PM (puu6v)

164
Joe Boatfoot or Betty Dumb Toes

-- flashback to the days when P. J. O'Rourke was funny

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 12:57 PM (BKV7y)

165 Are any Kennedy's in DC for the weekend?

Posted by: Cheri at April 02, 2021 12:56 PM (oiNtH)


They never made it past the reflecting pool.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 12:57 PM (axyOa)

166 For future reference

List of things your enemies don't care about:
1. Hypocrisy
2. White people complaining about hypocrisy

List of things they do care about:
1. Winning
2. You being dead

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at April 02, 2021 12:57 PM (0Uf+z)

167 So why CAN'T you get a home-delivered Slurpee anyway?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 02, 2021 12:57 PM (sWM8x)

168 Did Bidens police dawg bite Black folks? How could we find out?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 02, 2021 12:58 PM (eMICq)

169 Zombie Slim Pickens currently spinning up 8 Pratt & Whitney J57-P-29W Turbojets and getting ready to buckle in for a final mission, to DC this time.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 12:58 PM (i4CI5)

170 If the race is not mentioned you know it is non white.

***

Police are asking residents to be on the lookout for a man.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 12:58 PM (bm04m)

171 I expect the updates will soon read "...with what appeared to officers to be a knife..."
Which will be the sunlight glint off the chrome shoulder-belt buckle.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 12:58 PM (HaL55)

172
Fake News cnn: "sources say" Gaetz "bragged" to "colleagues" about all the women he slept with, sharing photos and videos...."even while on the Floor [of the House?]!!!"

more fake news cnn: "one [fake, non-existent] video shows a naked woman with a hula hoop!"

Posted by: Boulder P.D. at April 02, 2021 12:58 PM (BTJ/x)

173 What the officers thought was a knife turned out to be a sandwich.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 12:58 PM (kTF2Z)

174
/dumbass

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 12:59 PM (BTJ/x)

175 UPDATE: Suspect in car attack outside the U.S. Capitol was shot by police after exiting his vehicle with a knife

How many breaches were there when Trump was in the WH, and the police and SS did rock/paper/scissors to see who would do something about it?

I'm old enough to remember when some mentally disturbed mother (happened to be black) drove past a barricade and was shot full of holes for her trouble when Obama was in office. Seriously, are they afraid these people are going to damage the concrete barriers? Just what kind of explosives would be necessary to take out the WH? If they had something that good, I don't think they'd need to worry about getting 25 yards closer.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 12:59 PM (46GDR)

176 Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:55 PM (Lzpvj)

Sorry on my phone and only browsed the comments. But to be fair I did entirely skip the content!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 02, 2021 12:59 PM (UPoLF)

177 Be a real bitch if it was some poor fuck waving a spork and looking for help as he was choking to death.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 02, 2021 12:59 PM (I58tH)

178 Local story. Move on.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 02, 2021 12:59 PM (zDlmu)

179 A accidental gas pedal is more likely than anyone of you might realise. The amount of jobs I have had with that would amaze you.

"The car just started driving its self!!! The harder I pushed the brake, the faster it went!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:59 PM (KZzsI)

180 "Police are asking residents to be on the lookout for a man."

Suspect is hatless, repeat hatless.

Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at April 02, 2021 12:59 PM (qpX6U)

181 Fake News cnn is going all-in on the Gaetz Hoax.

How do I know it's a hoax?

Because cnn and "sources say."

--

They're ringing the dinner bell. Their Pavlov's dogs audience have started salivating at the mere mention of the formula: Republican + ZOMG, scandal!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2021 12:59 PM (O+I8R)

182
I'm sensing a forthcoming story from family members about him being mentally disturbed from all the bullying he received.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Bullied by white
Then you ain't right

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2021 12:59 PM (63Dwl)

183 " Suspect in car attack outside the U.S. Capitol was shot by police after exiting his vehicle with a knife"


How dare they presume xer's gender!

Posted by: Wally at April 02, 2021 12:59 PM (FJYfm)

184 So why CAN'T you get a home-delivered Slurpee anyway?
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 02, 2021 12:57 PM


"Joe you called Tech Support on the stair chair again. It just sounds like a 7-11 to you." ~Jill Biden (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at April 02, 2021 12:59 PM (3sOO0)

185 List of things your enemies don't care about:
1. Hypocrisy
2. White people complaining about hypocrisy

List of things they do care about:
1. Winning
2. You being dead
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo

***

This poster gets it.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 01:00 PM (bm04m)

186
What the officers thought was a knife turned out to be a sandwich.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


... but chewed into the shape of a handgun! Swearsies!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:00 PM (BKV7y)

187 For future reference

List of things they do care about:
1. Winning
2. You being dead

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo



A concise list that happens to be absolutely true.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 01:00 PM (i4CI5)

188 Driver. Error.
Posted by: Audi Corp at April 02, 2021 12:54 PM (AhIPy)

I am perfectly willing to believe Audi on that one. I witnessed an exactly similar incident, back in the era when the "unintended acceleration" scam was at a high pitch. Elderly driver drove into brick wall; did slight damage to his car. No injuries. He swore up and down that he was standing on the brake for all he was worth, but the brake lights never came on. You could hear the engine racing, though. Examining the car afterwards, there was nothing wrong with the throttle linkage, or the brakes, or the stoplights. All in perfect working order.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2021 01:00 PM (mzC78)

189 185 This poster gets it.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 01:00 PM (bm04m)

=======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 01:00 PM (NWM+b)

190 176 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 02, 2021 12:59 PM (UPoLF)

Not at all, the media did the same damn thing they were PRAYING it was a Rethuglican attack on beloved Preznit Precious....

It turned out to be an Urkle Super Fan who made a wrong turn and panicked with a fully loaded baby nearby.

The USSS covered themselves in glory that day, and the media dutifully ignored it in a way they would not have had Trump been in office.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:00 PM (Lzpvj)

191 I'm conflicted. I'm starting to pull for anyone shooting at congress.

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 01:00 PM (gmo/4)

192 For Good Friday, I'm starting off with Ben-Hur.

I've seen it many times. One thing I picked up, a tiny point: at the moment Masala's chariot goes wheels up, there is a tire-skidding sound effect. It works.

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 01:01 PM (iTXRQ)

193 "This poster gets it."

Yes, indeed.

Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at April 02, 2021 01:01 PM (qpX6U)

194
Suspect is hatless, repeat hatless.

We can dance if we want to

Posted by: Hatless Hank at April 02, 2021 01:01 PM (63Dwl)

195 Police are asking residents to be on the lookout for a man.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 12:58 PM (bm04m)

I particularly like when the description only describes the clothes the man was wearing. Like ... that is not helpful. He could change is jeans and black sweatshirt. In fact most of us put on different clothes every day. How about a physical description of the person?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 02, 2021 01:01 PM (UPoLF)

196 "Police are asking residents to be on the lookout for a man."
Suspect is hatless, repeat hatless.
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at April 02, 2021 12:59 PM (qpX6U)


He looka like a man!

Posted by: Miss Swan at April 02, 2021 01:01 PM (46GDR)

197 They never made it past the reflecting pool.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 12:57 PM


I'm excited to tell you, and I may sound like Pat Boone, but there's nothing as relaxing as spending time in the Tidal Basin with a friendly stripper.

Posted by: Wilbur Mills at April 02, 2021 01:01 PM (N/gDA)

198 I'm to the point where I don't care if it's Donald Trump himself who did it.

Light the damn fuse already.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 02, 2021 01:01 PM (jWe5r)

199 Zombie Slim Pickens currently spinning up 8 Pratt & Whitney J57-P-29W Turbojets and getting ready to buckle in for a final mission, to DC this time.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 12:58 PM (i4CI5)


YEEHAW!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 01:01 PM (axyOa)

200 If Trump ever does rallies again, he needs to box the media into the middle of the arena, with the only way out through a screaming mob of supporters, who will get presidential challenge coins for each media fucker they knock the fuck out.

I should like to subscribe to your newsletter!

In a galaxy far far away, a group of us got a weekend pass from Ft. Eustis (Even Uncle Sam Thinks It Sucks) and decided to visit DC. We couldn't find a place to park. This black guy in a van shouted out to us "you can park here".

He had it all figgered out. He gave us a GREAT tour. He'd say "It's 9 am now. Spend an hour at the Lincoln memorial and meet back here." We saw everything, Ford's theater, changing of the guard at fhe Tomb of the Unknown, a tour of the White House, the statuary room at the Capitol, the Smithsonian. Wasn't too expensive either. Always remember that, because we wouldn't have seen all that on our own, no way.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 02, 2021 01:02 PM (tjqz9)

201 My money is on just plain 'ol crazy.

Posted by: Bosk at April 02, 2021 01:02 PM (SWbVS)

202
Didn't they re-make Ben Hur?

Or am I thinking of the Exodus guy, ol' whatshisname?

Or was it Leviticus?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 01:02 PM (BTJ/x)

203
Police are asking residents to be on the lookout for a man.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5


Daniel Boone was a man.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:02 PM (BKV7y)

204 Fox news bimbettes are giving a complete rundown of both past and present security measures.

Don't they have anyone there who understands what a security risk that is? Are there no fucking Adults left at Fox?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2021 01:02 PM (oHd/0)

205 I'm conflicted. I'm starting to pull for anyone shooting at congress.

--

That's a turrible thing to say. LOL

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2021 01:02 PM (O+I8R)

206 I particularly like when the description only describes the clothes the man was wearing. Like ... that is not helpful. He could change is jeans and black sweatshirt. In fact most of us put on different clothes every day. How about a physical description of the person?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 02, 2021 01:01 PM (UPoLF)


This tells you instantly that it's NOT a white male, between the ages of 12 and 93.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 01:02 PM (46GDR)

207 "Police are asking residents to be on the lookout for a man."



Suspect is hatless, repeat hatless.

Suspect is thought to travel on two legs, but this should not be an excuse for anti-bipedalism.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 01:02 PM (v16oJ)

208 202
Didn't they re-make Ben Hur?

Or am I thinking of the Exodus guy, ol' whatshisname?

Or was it Leviticus?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 01:02 PM (BTJ/x)

=========

Yeah, they remade Ben-Hur a few years ago. Morgan Freeman was in it. It was apparently awful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 01:03 PM (NWM+b)

209 there is a tire-skidding sound effect. It works.
Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 01:01 PM (iTXRQ)


Funny thing. Same thing happens whenever I pull off my underwear.

Posted by: President Joe Biden at April 02, 2021 01:03 PM (dWwl8)

210 Police are asking residents to be on the lookout for a man.

1 Adam-12, 1 Adam-12, be on the lookout for a white male.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 01:03 PM (KZzsI)

211 I'm old enough to remember when some mentally disturbed mother (happened to be black) drove past a barricade and was shot full of holes for her trouble when Obama was in office. Seriously, are they afraid these people are going to damage the concrete barriers? Just what kind of explosives would be necessary to take out the WH? If they had something that good, I don't think they'd need to worry about getting 25 yards closer.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 12:59 PM (46GDR)


It would not surprise me if Nanzi and Chuckles issued orders to the Capitol Police (through several cut-outs) to shoot first and ask questions a lot later.

Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 01:03 PM (AMIL/)

212 Police are asking residents to be on the lookout for a man.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5

Pretty damned sexist if you ask me.
Maybe Xe identifies as not a man.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 01:04 PM (axyOa)

213 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 12:59 PM (46GDR)

Logic has no power against a dedicated liar and his lie.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2021 01:04 PM (2XTRD)

214 210 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 01:03 PM (KZzsI)

1-Adam 12 applies translator

"Bob, suspect is a black guy wearing a unicorn horn...."

Dave you sure?

"Trust me, I have seen this before."

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:04 PM (Lzpvj)

215 Reposting this from waaaay late on the ONT because is just so the left:

@Xeriland

Pete Buttigieg's dog and pony show.

Use an armored Suburban to bring a bike within a short distance of the destination. Unload it and ride in with a security detail in tow, pretending to save energy.

https://tinyurl.com/yjqewurw

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:05 PM (cF8AT)

216
It would not surprise me if Nanzi and Chuckles issued orders to the Capitol Police (through several cut-outs) to shoot first and ask questions a lot later.
Posted by: Gref


Buffers. The term is buffers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:05 PM (BKV7y)

217
186
What the officers thought was a knife turned out to be a sandwich.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

... but chewed into the shape of a handgun! Swearsies!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:00 PM (BKV7y)

Wrapped in foil, so it looked like the real thing. Also, made a furtive movement toward his waistband and walked with a purpose. Good shoot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 01:05 PM (II3Gr)

218
My money is on just plain 'ol crazy.
Posted by: Bosk


I was at the bar!

Posted by: Crazy Guggenheim at April 02, 2021 01:05 PM (63Dwl)

219 Didn't they re-make Ben Hur?

Or am I thinking of the Exodus guy, ol' whatshisname?

Or was it Leviticus?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 01:02 PM (BTJ/x)

Trany flick

Been Her

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 01:05 PM (6iURM)

220 Didn't they re-make Ben Hur?

Or am I thinking of the Exodus guy, ol' whatshisname?

Or was it Leviticus?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 01:02 PM (BTJ/x)

I often thought Shadrack would be a great band name.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 01:05 PM (axyOa)

221 One thing we know for certain is that no matter what actually happened, Trump, men, guns, and white supremacy are to blame and are the real problem here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 01:05 PM (KZzsI)

222 if the knife part is true ... male ... intentionally rammed police, but no gun, just knife. Muslim terror, but kinda small scale for that ... so also maybe, drugged up ?? idiot.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2021 01:06 PM (Cus5s)

223 I often thought Shadrack would be a great band name.

Beastie Boys turned it into a rap.

https://youtu.be/UZbvZ4CCsps

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

224 Yeah, they remade Ben-Hur a few years ago. Morgan Freeman was in it. It was apparently awful.

It was pretty meh, IMO. That would've been an OK movie if we didn't have the original to compare it to. It's tough to beat those old "cast of thousands!" movies in their heyday.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 01:06 PM (HaL55)

225 221 One thing we know for certain is that no matter what actually happened, Trump, men, guns, and white supremacy are to blame and are the real problem here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 01:05 PM (KZzsI)

No matter who it was, the incident clearly shows we need MORE National Guard Troops at the Capital!

Posted by: MSM.. at April 02, 2021 01:06 PM (oHd/0)

226 @Xeriland

Pete Buttigieg's dog and pony show.

Use an armored Suburban to bring a bike within a short distance of the destination. Unload it and ride in with a security detail in tow, pretending to save energy.

https://tinyurl.com/yjqewurw

**

What a fag.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 01:07 PM (bm04m)

227 He had a knife, this one is disappearing in 3,2,1. Because we know why

Posted by: Only Context at April 02, 2021 01:07 PM (xEIoY)

228 212Police are asking residents to be on the lookout for a man.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5



Pretty damned sexist if you ask me.

Maybe Xe identifies as not a man.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 01:04 PM (axyOa)


Could get you thrown in jail in some cities.

Posted by: Javems at April 02, 2021 01:07 PM (8SSHh)

229
Today, everyone in the media is Edward G Robinson.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 01:07 PM (BTJ/x)

230 How many breaches were there when Trump was in the WH, and the police and SS did rock/paper/scissors to see who would do something about it?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead



Blasphemy!!! The Rochambeau Method of Secret Servicing has a long and illustrious history

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 01:07 PM (i4CI5)

231 Man, I thought I had this all figured out and now I look like AO fuckin' C.

Posted by: Peter Bootyjuice at April 02, 2021 01:07 PM (sWM8x)

232 We need Fauci to tell us its the second wave of the "insurrection".

Posted by: pahound at April 02, 2021 01:08 PM (PF9F2)

233 222 if the knife part is true ... male ... intentionally rammed police, but no gun, just knife. Muslim terror, but kinda small scale for that ... so also maybe, drugged up ?? idiot.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2021 01:06 PM (Cus5s)

Exact type of thing that happens in Israel all the time.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2021 01:08 PM (oHd/0)

234 It this the end of Rico?

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 01:08 PM (gmo/4)

235
@Xeriland

Pete Buttigieg's dog and pony show.

Use an armored Suburban to bring a bike within a short distance of the destination. Unload it and ride in with a security detail in tow, pretending to save energy.

https://tinyurl.com/yjqewurw
Posted by: Tami


Who the eff rides a bike in a suit and a tie, anyway?

No one real, I can tell you!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:08 PM (BKV7y)

236 Wow, so many type delete opportunities in this thread.

Some animals need to be put down.

Posted by: Max Power at April 02, 2021 01:08 PM (Hucnr)

237 229 Today, everyone in the media is Edward G Robinson.
---
"You dirty goat..."

Posted by: E G Robinson at April 02, 2021 01:08 PM (sWM8x)

238 Beastie Boys turned it into a rap.

https://youtu.be/UZbvZ4CCsps

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 01:06 PM (KZzsI)


Sigh...another good idea taken.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 01:08 PM (axyOa)

239 @alex_mallin 1m

BREAKING: Law enforcement sources tell @ABC News a suspect is dead after an encounter with Capitol Police. via
@JackDate and @MLevineReports

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:08 PM (cF8AT)

240
Pete Buttigieg's dog and pony show.


Buttboi likes to fudge things over

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 01:09 PM (6iURM)

241 224 Yeah, they remade Ben-Hur a few years ago. Morgan Freeman was in it. It was apparently awful.

It was pretty meh, IMO. That would've been an OK movie if we didn't have the original to compare it to. It's tough to beat those old "cast of thousands!" movies in their heyday.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 01:06 PM (HaL55)


I killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille!

Posted by: The Waco Kid at April 02, 2021 01:09 PM (AMIL/)

242 Pete Buttigieg's dog and pony show.

Use an armored Suburban to bring a bike within a short distance of the destination. Unload it and ride in with a security detail in tow, pretending to save energy.

--

Do Transportation Secretaries warrant security detail?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2021 01:09 PM (O+I8R)

243
Who the eff rides a bike in a suit and a tie, anyway?

Or mom jeans.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 01:09 PM (II3Gr)

244 239 @alex_mallin 1m

BREAKING: Law enforcement sources tell @ABC News a suspect is dead after an encounter with Capitol Police. via
@JackDate and @MLevineReports
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:08 PM (cF8AT)

=======

Well, they're going to be able to invent absolutely anything about him now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 01:09 PM (NWM+b)

245 239 Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:08 PM (cF8AT)

Great marksmanship USCP.....now was the "knife" a fully loaded coke can?

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:09 PM (Lzpvj)

246 Sadrach also in Sly and the Family Stone's "Loose Booty", which the Beasties sampled heavily:

https://youtu.be/1HIIErMKNnY

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 01:09 PM (KZzsI)

247 Car wreck in DC? 80% chance it's an Asian woman.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 02, 2021 01:09 PM (T1vbC)

248 I was getting a lot of pop ups "Order your Trump 2020 knife now". I bet every news crew gofer is scouring the area to buy one.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (I58tH)

249 Cut the cake!

Posted by: DaveA at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (FhXTo)

250 Pete Buttigieg's dog and pony show.

Use an armored Suburban to bring a bike within a short distance of the destination. Unload it and ride in with a security detail in tow, pretending to save energy.

https://tinyurl.com/yjqewurw
Posted by: Tami

Who the eff rides a bike in a suit and a tie, anyway?

No one real, I can tell you!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:08 PM

What a fu*king loser. Does he really think he is fooling everyone?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (axyOa)

251 239 @alex_mallin 1m

BREAKING: Law enforcement sources tell @ABC News a suspect is dead after an encounter with Capitol Police. via
@JackDate and @MLevineReports
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:08 PM (cF8AT)


does't pay to be a FBI stooge

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (6iURM)

252 Yes it was that kazakh directot who also did abraham lincoln vampire hunter

Posted by: Alien covenant was worse at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (hMlTh)

253 What a fag.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 01:07 PM (bm04m)

Cannot stop laughing!

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (cF8AT)

254 I, for one, appreciate the clarity that painting a target on my whiter than whitebread children provides.

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (KnJdm)

255 BREAKING: Law enforcement sources tell @ABC News a suspect is dead after an encounter with Capitol Police. via
@JackDate and @MLevineReports
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:08 PM (cF8AT)

=======

Well, they're going to be able to invent absolutely anything about him now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 01:09


Over-under on times they use "Climate of Hate" over the weekend?

Posted by: Flyguy at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (3sOO0)

256 Who the eff rides a bike in a suit and a tie, anyway?

Someone posing for a Pink Floyd album cover

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

257 Daniel Boone was a man.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:02 PM


Yes, a big man.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (DMUuz)

258 So the Capital Pigs bagged another one. But this time, I'm sure they made SURE he was armed.

Posted by: PacosMojo at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (jq1sy)

259 Well, they're going to be able to invent absolutely anything about him now.

--

Of course, after his social media is scrubbed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (O+I8R)

260 Pete Buttigieg's dog and pony show.


Buttboi likes to fudge things over
Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 01:09 PM (6iURM)

Rump Ranger

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (iWIqo)

261 Breaking: Suspect identified as Omar Muhammad, a white Arab.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (kTF2Z)

262 Justified shooting, he/she had a knife in one hand and a fire extinguisher in the other.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (4thlk)

263 Do Transportation Secretaries warrant security detail?
Mark Esper lives in my neighborhood. He still has a multi-Suburban security detail.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 01:11 PM (v16oJ)

264 "are these knives??"
--Reporter on Twitter taking a picture of pine needles

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 01:11 PM (KZzsI)

265 Breaking: Suspect identified as Omar Muhammad, a white Arab.

***

We may never know his motivation.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 01:11 PM (bm04m)

266 Even if just an accident, it is yet another reason why cars should not be in the hands private citizens.

Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2021 01:12 PM (MxEKc)

267
Why didn't they send a social worker out to confront the suspect!!!

Posted by: Leftist Who Didn't Get the Talking Points Yet at April 02, 2021 01:12 PM (N/gDA)

268 262....

Backpack with rain gear and a scarf.

Posted by: PacosMojo at April 02, 2021 01:12 PM (jq1sy)

269 the perp's belly was exposed in vid

no amount of glare

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 01:12 PM (6iURM)

270 265 Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 01:11 PM (bm04m)

He is as inscrutable as the Vegas and Softball shooters....

//YOUR FIB

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:12 PM (Lzpvj)

271 Didn't they re-make Ben Hur?

Or am I thinking of the Exodus guy, ol' whatshisname?

Or was it Leviticus?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 01:02 PM (BTJ/x)


Yes. It came out several years ago. Never bothered to see it, because after Wyler, who could do it better? Heston did lend his voice to an animated Ben-Hur though I don't remember the year.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2021 01:12 PM (2JVJo)

272 Waiting to establish the racial identification of the perpetrator is an entirely reasonable step for legitimate journalists focused on advancement of the public interest. Without waiting for this information, the journalist has no way to effectively frame the story in the context of promoting equity, representation and justice more broadly.

The key factor that journalists must consider is truth. Second - but only just - the social impact and consequence of the journalist's reportage. While journalists must not lie, they are allowed to exercise judgement in story selection and framing. Indeed, it is incumbent upon them to do so in order to carry out the key mission of journalism: using facts to promote the improvement of society.

If the perpetrator is white, this will justify widespread factual coverage to underscore how the dual toxicity white privilege and white fragility are influencing the country. If the perpetrator is non-white, then avoiding widespread coverage that extends beyond the locality of the incident may be warranted as direct action in the name of equity and justice is often discomforting for the media consuming public. Balance is vital.

Posted by: Your Kid's Journalism Professor (satire) at April 02, 2021 01:12 PM (Jsjd7)

273 Yes, a big man.

Posted by: Duncanthrax




But a bear was bigger so . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 01:13 PM (i4CI5)

274 265 Breaking: Suspect identified as Omar Muhammad, a white Arab.

***

We may never know his motivation.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 01:11 PM (bm04m)


Dead men tell no tales.

Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 01:13 PM (AMIL/)

275 We must register all races to stop violence.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 01:13 PM (Q87rR)

276 BREAKING: Law enforcement sources tell @ABC News a suspect is dead after an encounter with Capitol Police. via
@JackDate and @MLevineReports
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:08 PM (cF8AT)

=======

Well, they're going to be able to invent absolutely anything about him now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 01:09

Over-under on times they use "Climate of Hate" over the weekend?
Posted by: Flyguy at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (3sOO0)

Done after 24 hours...that's how long the skin bleach takes.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 01:13 PM (axyOa)

277 My sister was friends with a SS agent when W was POTUS. While visiting DC, he told her He is not here. Wanna see the Oval? She was like Heck yeah! So she saw the Oval and he took her to the basement where she saw the scorch marks the British left in 1812.

Posted by: Jmel at April 02, 2021 01:13 PM (poJ0M)

278 We should ban all weights over 100 lbs to stop violence.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 01:13 PM (Q87rR)

279
Yes, a big man.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2021 01:10 PM (DMUuz)


Finally!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:14 PM (BKV7y)

280 Dang it now I'm on a funk kick

https://youtu.be/5OQl4WTkWTc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 01:14 PM (KZzsI)

281 Breaking: Suspect identified as Omar Muhammad, a white Arab.

Posted by: Duke Lowell



Oh.

Well, at least it wasn't Mohammad Dirka Dirka Islam. That guy's a realm asshole.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 01:14 PM (i4CI5)

282 265 Breaking: Suspect identified as Omar Muhammad, a white Arab.


slopes are now naming their spawn "Muhhammad" ??

end game

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 01:14 PM (6iURM)

283
Heston did lend his voice to an animated Ben-Hur though I don't remember the year.
Posted by: Mary Poppins


Cartoon Ben Hur?
That's worth looking up.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 01:15 PM (BTJ/x)

284 This will either help fight the war on whites or the war on (insert acceptable country for using ordinance so we can buy more).

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 01:15 PM (Q87rR)

285 Breaking: Suspect identified as Omar Muhammad, a white Arab.


If true, CNNMSNBC will soon be "returning to our regular Republicans are evil programming."

Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 01:15 PM (AMIL/)

286 We should all be thankful our dedicated public servants in the Capitol Building will all go home their families tonight.

Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2021 01:15 PM (MxEKc)

287 Pic of the perp on a stretcher...

https://tinyurl.com/yeo2eerl

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:16 PM (cF8AT)

288 That father that ran away from the man with the
knife, leaving his one year old baby, and who stood back and watched as
his wife went back to save the baby needs to re-evaluate his life.





Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 12:42 PM (i0wNm)

That was sad to watch.

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 01:16 PM (KnJdm)

289 Posted by: BunnyFooFoo

holy cow, a bunny sighting.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:16 PM (8D42x)

290
How do we even know that that Moo Gu goofball is even a genuine MD? He could just as easily be a poseur in costume posting from a back hallway of a DMV or any other gubmint office building.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:16 PM (BKV7y)

291 Is Trump now influencing camel jockeys to do his bidding ?

story at 5

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 01:16 PM (6iURM)

292 We should ban all weights over 100 lbs to stop violence.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 01:13 PM


Let me be clear, I support this fully. In fact, I'd say it doesn't go nearly far enough.

Posted by: Barack at April 02, 2021 01:17 PM (DMUuz)

293 It's pretty awkward to keep having these crimes and attacks and mass shootings and none of the half dozen or from the last couple of weeks be committed by a white person.

It's almost like real life.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at April 02, 2021 01:17 PM (jYrdS)

294 Posted by: BunnyFooFoo

holy cow, a bunny sighting.
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:16 PM (8D42x)

Well it's that time of year

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 01:17 PM (ifmtJ)

295 287 Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:16 PM (cF8AT)

Non tactically clothed, clean cut looking tanned or non white person.

The spin on this will be breathtaking.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:17 PM (Lzpvj)

296 Driver's name is Akbar Zib?

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 02, 2021 01:17 PM (4I/2K)

297 287 Pic of the perp on a stretcher...
---
Definitely Sri Lankan.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 02, 2021 01:17 PM (sWM8x)

298 Pic of the perp on a stretcher...



https://tinyurl.com/yeo2eerl

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:16 PM (cF8AT)

Grainy and washed out by sunlight? WHITE SUPREMACIST!

Posted by: MSNPCNN at April 02, 2021 01:18 PM (KnJdm)

299 287 Pic of the perp on a stretcher...

https://tinyurl.com/yeo2eerl
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:16 PM (cF8AT)

you can't take of a pic of a white dude's tummy without glare

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 01:18 PM (6iURM)

300 I guarantee this was an Oompa Loompa that did this. Sneaky little fucks.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:18 PM (Lm2vR)

301 Justified shooting, he/she had a knife in one hand and a fire extinguisher in the other.
Interesting choices. I'd have gone with a net and trident, just for the novelty.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 01:18 PM (v16oJ)

302 White; black; other.
Left-wing; right-wing; clearly nuts.
Pair one option from each line for all three pairs of options and write six vastly-differing news stories, class. Yes, this will affect your final marks.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 01:18 PM (1yPl/)

303 Looks like a white Nigerian to me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 01:18 PM (kTF2Z)

304 It's past time to enact common sense automobile control. For the CHIDRENS!!!

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 01:18 PM (gmo/4)

305 If you look at Bin Laden and squint

it looks like Trump

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 01:18 PM (6iURM)

306 The suspects name was Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed, but we have no details on his ethnicity, background, or motivation.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at April 02, 2021 01:19 PM (jYrdS)

307 >> Driver's name is Akbar Zib?

No, Incontinentia Buttocks

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2021 01:19 PM (Mzdiz)

308 This is kinda stupid at this point...

@_MariettaDavis

National Guard now deployed around the US Capitol after two US Capitol Police officers seriously injured by car & the driver shot & in police custody.
All three transported to hospital.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yf8kqep8

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:19 PM (cF8AT)

309 Should cars be outlawed?

If we had less less streets this wouldn't have happened.

Oil powered the fuel used to power the car used to attack Nancy Pelosi's stand for democracy!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 01:19 PM (Q87rR)

310 287 Pic of the perp on a stretcher...


https://tinyurl.com/yeo2eerl

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:16 PM (cF8AT)

So the cops were standing in front of the barricade?

Posted by: Javems at April 02, 2021 01:19 PM (8SSHh)

311 Dang it now I'm on a funk kick



https://youtu.be/5OQl4WTkWTc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 01:14 PM (KZzsI)

I went on a bass binge the other night. Lots of funk was consumed.

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 01:19 PM (KnJdm)

312 We should all be thankful our dedicated public servants in the Capitol Building will all go home their families tonight.
Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2021 01:15 PM (MxEKc)

Not to mention our betters in the Media and Big Tech.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 01:19 PM (ifmtJ)

313 Haji?

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 01:19 PM (gmo/4)

314 So, what do we do about the fact that our Government, and Corporations, and Media, and Schools all openly hate white people when pointing out these obvious facts - that they all clearly hate white people - gets us fired, banned, unpersoned, and just generally excommunicated from polite society? Organizing any type of civil rights defense league that would defend white America from these blood libels is itself considered a White Supremacist hate crime. Saying "It's okay to be white" or that "White Lives Matter" is enough to get you fired from every corporate job in America and kicked out of every school. The situation is intolerable but anything that we personally do to address the situation just makes our own lives worse.

Posted by: RealityStation at April 02, 2021 01:20 PM (seys2)

315 Posted by: BunnyFooFoo

holy cow, a bunny sighting.
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:16 PM (8D42x)

Well it's that time of year
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 01:17 PM (ifmtJ)

this is true lol

I hope i get left some cadbury's eggs....

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:20 PM (8D42x)

316 301 Justified shooting, he/she had a knife in one hand and a fire extinguisher in the other.

turns out it was a triple latte and an Audi owners manual

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 01:20 PM (6iURM)

317 308 Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:19 PM (cF8AT)


for a group of folks who hate guns they sure LOVE having people with guns around...

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:20 PM (Lzpvj)

318
Nothing At All To Do With Good Friday!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 01:20 PM (BTJ/x)

319 Quick, get the FIB in there with a compromised asset to keep the coup on schedule.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2021 01:21 PM (89T5c)

320 >For future reference

List of things your enemies don't care about:
1. Hypocrisy
2. White people complaining about hypocrisy

List of things they do care about:
1. Winning
2. You being dead
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at April 02, 2021 12:57 PM (0Uf+z)

Indeed. Heed the bunny.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 02, 2021 01:21 PM (DXFDM)

321 The memes on CNNMSNBC seem to be shaping-up as:

Workers in the Capitol were TERRIFIED when word of an incident spread and then a building lockdown order was announced!

This incident shows we need MOAR security around the Capitol!!!!

Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 01:21 PM (AMIL/)

322 This is kinda stupid at this point...



. . .


National Guard now deployed around the US Capitol

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:19 PM (cF8AT)

What were they doing before?

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 01:21 PM (KnJdm)

323 Have mass shootings increased since the election?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 01:21 PM (lgiXo)

324 for a group of folks who hate guns they sure LOVE having people with guns around...
Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:20 PM (Lzpvj)

Well they hate guns but love power. And power comes from the guys with guns.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 01:21 PM (ifmtJ)

325 I went on a bass binge the other night. Lots of funk was consumed.
The original JC Superstar album had some very good bass licks.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 01:21 PM (v16oJ)

326 Omar Muhammed self- identified as a white supremacist

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 01:21 PM (6iURM)

327
We should all be thankful our dedicated public servants in the Capitol Building will all go home their families tonight.
Posted by: Ripley


Their pensions intact, I might add.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:21 PM (BKV7y)

328
National Guard now deployed around the US Capitol

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:19 PM (cF8AT)

What were they doing before?
-----------------
Laying around a parking garage reading porn and fapping. Its the military. Its what they do.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:22 PM (Lm2vR)

329 Obviously, the stress of lent was too much for the perpetrator.

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 01:22 PM (gmo/4)

330 The memes on CNNMSNBC seem to be shaping-up as:

Workers in the Capitol were TERRIFIED when word of an incident spread and then a building lockdown order was announced!

This incident shows we need MOAR security around the Capitol!!!!
Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 01:21 PM (AMIL/)

maybe this time they get the mounted 50 cals that pelosi wanted during the inauguration...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:22 PM (8D42x)

331 This incident shows we need MOAR security around the Capitol!!!!
Ring the Capitol in bacon and everything will be alright.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 01:22 PM (v16oJ)

332 Probably an 80 year old white guy who had a medical episode. What Democrat congressman is 80 ?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 01:22 PM (ZtIV1)

333 >How do we even know that that Moo Gu goofball is even a genuine MD? He could just as easily be a poseur in costume posting from a back hallway of a DMV or any other gubmint office building.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:16 PM (BKV7y)

I believe he is an MD by training only, not by actual practice, as he was kicked out of his residence program.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 02, 2021 01:22 PM (DXFDM)

334 I went on a bass binge the other night. Lots of funk was consumed.
Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 01:19 PM


Having a big mouth, I understand.

Posted by: Huma at April 02, 2021 01:22 PM (DMUuz)

335 Laying around a parking garage reading porn and fapping. Its the military. Its what they do.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:22 PM (Lm2vR)

no lies detected...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:23 PM (8D42x)

336 Another grim milestone for the Harris/Biden administration?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 01:23 PM (3D/fK)

337 Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of cable news!

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 01:23 PM (iTXRQ)

338 Where is General Honore' and what is he doing to protect Nanzi Pelosi? People want to know!

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:23 PM (Lm2vR)

339
Time to set up a cordon of fez-sporting Shriners on go-karts circling the perimeter fence in both directions!

We're but one step away from a permanent moat, people!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:23 PM (BKV7y)

340
Breaking: naked girls with hula hoops seen at the Captiol

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 01:24 PM (BTJ/x)

341 335 Laying around a parking garage reading porn and fapping. Its the military. Its what they do.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:22 PM (Lm2vR)

no lies detected...
--------------------
You must have served too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:24 PM (Lm2vR)

342 I warned them to build revetments, guard towers and fox holes, but did they listen?

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 01:25 PM (Cxk7w)

343 Way down in Israel, down in Tel Aviv,
Way back up in the woods among the olive trees.
There stood an old cabin made of earth and wood,
There lived a country boy named Haji be Good
He never learned to read or write so well,
But he could blow up a bus just like he's ringin a bell!
Go go. Haji Be Good

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 01:25 PM (kTF2Z)

344 Press briefing by Capitol Police at 2:45 Eastern

Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 01:25 PM (AMIL/)

345
You know what's funny?

Everyone knows that Congress left D.C. yesterday morning for the Easter break.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 01:25 PM (BTJ/x)

346 I hope they do declare out loud a War on Whites.

Given their record so far with the War on Poverty, War on Drugs the War on (fill in target here), we'll never be in danger.

In fact we'll grow in population and get richer.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 01:25 PM (ZLL8y)

347 The situation is intolerable but anything that we personally do to address the situation just makes our own lives worse.
Posted by: RealityStation at April 02, 2021 01:20 PM (seys2)

There's a certain freedom when you're totally fucked

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 01:25 PM (ifmtJ)

348 Well, at least it wasn't Mohammad Dirka Dirka Islam. That guy's a realm asshole.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 01:14 PM (i4CI5)


They of the Dirka Dirkas of Battleburo County?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 01:25 PM (axyOa)

349 Just think of all the "experts" that were lined up to yap about white supremacy for the next week. Likely sitting on standby.........


Oh well.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 02, 2021 01:25 PM (AD3JT)

350 341 Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:24 PM (Lm2vR)

You forgot "making sure the alimony to the last stripper is paid...."

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:25 PM (Lzpvj)

351 Laying around a parking garage reading porn and fapping. Its the military. Its what they do.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:22 PM (Lm2vR)

no lies detected...
--------------------
You must have served too.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:24 PM (Lm2vR)

lower level of the engine room instead of a parking garage...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:26 PM (8D42x)

352 Here's video of the perp on the stretcher...

https://tinyurl.com/yhom2c25

Scroll down a bit.

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:26 PM (cF8AT)

353 Laying around a parking garage reading porn and fapping. Its the military. Its what they do.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:22 PM (Lm2vR)

Just be glad it isn't the Marines. The amount of dicks drawn all over every surface by now would be astounding.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at April 02, 2021 01:26 PM (N3El/)

354 Yesterday, April Fool's Day, would have been better. Somebody could have smacked an Isetta into the barricade, and ten clowns jump out honking horns and acting silly. Then the Capitol cops could try out those new MP5s and kill all ten.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 02, 2021 01:26 PM (I58tH)

355 Way down in Israel, down in Tel Aviv,
Way back up in the woods among the olive trees.
There stood an old cabin made of earth and wood,
There lived a country boy named Haji be Good
He never learned to read or write so well,
But he could blow up a bus just like he's ringin a bell!
Go go. Haji Be Good

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 01:25 PM (kTF2Z)


Bwahahaha!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 01:26 PM (axyOa)

356 We're but one step away from a permanent moat, people!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:23 PM (BKV7y)

Filled with great white sharks.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 01:26 PM (lgiXo)

357 350 341 Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:24 PM (Lm2vR)

You forgot "making sure the alimony to the last stripper is paid...."
---------------------------
Or the child support for the red headed stepson.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:27 PM (Lm2vR)

358 Do Transportation Secretaries warrant security detail?
Mark Esper lives in my neighborhood. He still has a multi-Suburban security detail.
Posted by: pep

All Cabinet guys get GSA cop security, State-DoD-IC guys get special guys. I think DSS handles SecState in addition to diplomats. AVOID THE DSS guys - they can be clowns.

Two or three layers down can also get the black suburban treatment - you can rank them by the number of cars. The really important guys have three suburban's with a shooter in the rear vehicle looking backwards. They will also have an unmarked advance car.

Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2021 01:27 PM (Xih1H)

359 >>> We're but one step away from a permanent moat, people!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:23 PM (BKV7y)


In Id's Doom the moats were always the way into the next level when the bridge was done blowed up. Just watch out for the fish and those flying f'ers which always spring out and make me fudge my shorts.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2021 01:27 PM (Fq1gB)

360 I hope they do declare out loud a War on Whites.

Given their record so far with the War on Poverty, War on Drugs the War on (fill in target here), we'll never be in danger.

In fact we'll grow in population and get richer.
Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 01:25 PM (ZLL8y)

i am intrigued, do you happen to have a news letter?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:27 PM (8D42x)

361 You know what's funny?

Everyone knows that Congress left D.C. yesterday morning for the Easter break.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 01:25 PM


You think that's gonna stop AOC from claiming she was there, cowering in fear?

Posted by: Leftist Who Didn't Get the Talking Points Yet at April 02, 2021 01:27 PM (N/gDA)

362 "What were they doing before?"

Critical race theory brainwashing classes and "my white privilege: struggle sessions.

Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2021 01:27 PM (MxEKc)

363 "This is kinda stupid at this point..."


You mean, kinda like having all these fences and barricades 3 months after an unarmed "insurrection," where the only shooting was done by the cops? That kinda stupid?
Stupid is in charge of DC now. We need to get used to that.

Posted by: Wally at April 02, 2021 01:27 PM (FJYfm)

364 Let's not be too hasty. Maybe a pair of black girls tazed him to steal the car and rob him and he just lost control of the car??

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 01:27 PM (1yPl/)

365
So the cops were standing in front of the barricade?
Posted by: Javems


Reports indicate that one of them ruptured an achilles tendon while hoisting his lard ass off the bench on which he was sitting.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:28 PM (BKV7y)

366 I gotta ask this. How many white people are left in New York or really any big city?

Posted by: Mishdog at April 02, 2021 01:28 PM (cqAUI)

367 353 Laying around a parking garage reading porn and fapping. Its the military. Its what they do.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:22 PM (Lm2vR)

Just be glad it isn't the Marines. The amount of dicks drawn all over every surface by now would be astounding.
----------------
I was a Marine. This is well known. We had stacks upon stacks of pron in our day room. It was stunning.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:28 PM (Lm2vR)

368 Nobody has to wait to know this was Trump inspired.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 01:28 PM (/BlEx)

369 The attack on Gaetz is classic left. Can't evict him from FL-1 seat, even w a flag-waving former military officer (who Matt destroyed in November, despite the dem's nasty hate ads.) So, typical, they get their attack dogs in DOJ to create some evil. Remember how VA Governor McDonnell was a rising star until he wasn't? Imagine that same type of playbook is being envisioned to destroy Gov DeSantis, after they decimate Matt Gaetz.

Posted by: Ever at April 02, 2021 01:28 PM (R0z7P)

370 352 Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:26 PM (cF8AT)

and "it was systemic white racism" for the win....

I denounce the part of ME and MY part in the toxic environment that made that fella who OBVIOUSLY reads what I read and write and draws his conclusions from MY thoughts do what he did.....

//Sanity flying out the open window

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:28 PM (Lzpvj)

371 Laying around a parking garage reading porn and fapping. Its the military. Its what they do.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:22 PM (Lm2vR)

Just be glad it isn't the Marines. The amount of dicks drawn all over every surface by now would be astounding.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at April 02, 2021 01:26 PM (N3El/)

just have to give them crayons. they won't waste good food drawing dicks then...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:28 PM (8D42x)

372 Political power comes from the barrel of a gun.

The Chairman Mao

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 01:28 PM (ZLL8y)

373


FBI sez: Noose = Evil. Burnoose = Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:29 PM (s2VJv)

374
I hope they do declare out loud a War on Whites.

===SPOILER ALERT: They have and that was in 2012.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 02, 2021 01:29 PM (pw+jk)

375 366 I gotta ask this. How many white people are left in New York or really any big city?
--------------------
Last I saw was less than 30%. Explains how you get a Bill The Blaze as mayor. NYC is Venezuela.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:29 PM (Lm2vR)

376 368 Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 01:28 PM (/BlEx)

You didn't see the copy of "Art of the Deal" on the front bumper?

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:29 PM (Lzpvj)

377 372 Political power comes from the barrel of a gun.

The Chairman Mao
Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 01:28 PM (ZLL8y)



I am going to quote this con gusto the next time I hear a lefty spout off on gun control.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:29 PM (s2VJv)

378 376 368 Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 01:28 PM (/BlEx)

You didn't see the copy of "Art of the Deal" on the front bumper?
Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:29 PM (Lzpvj)

=========

A couple of "Who is John Galt?" bumper stickers here and there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 01:30 PM (NWM+b)

379 I know people of various demographics that have had to flee NYC because of this kind of shit. And they're ALL unrepentant moonbats, and enthusiastic BLM supporters.

Sucks, but a lot of innocent people are going to have a hard time when things really get out of hand, and cities start getting cut off. And that's exactly where we're heading with this deranged level of support for barbarism.

Posted by: somedood at April 02, 2021 01:30 PM (qFRAe)

380 ...transported to hospital...
They were all beamed up??

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 01:30 PM (1yPl/)

381 Officer, so you opened fire?

Yes, I thought he had a knife.

It was a fucking harmonica!

One can never be too safe, you know.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 01:30 PM (kTF2Z)

382 We're but one step away from a permanent moat, people!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:23 PM (BKV7y)

Well, those army guys all have entrenching tools.
So...get to work boys!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 01:30 PM (axyOa)

383 Dang it now I'm on a funk kick

And now so am I.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 01:31 PM (HaL55)

384 Radio news just reported: driver of car in today's Capital Incident has died.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2021 01:31 PM (QzJWU)

385 It is vital for the defense and continued promotion of our sacred democracy that access to Washington, DC be tightly controlled, with checkpoints at various locations into the city, into the government mall, etc. We have to know who is there, why that person is there, what that person's business is and monitor people while they are inside the secured zone.

Enough is enough.

Posted by: Lefty who loves certain cops at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (Jsjd7)

386 Was AOC nearly run over? Is she literally shaking?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (QgyYD)

387 just have to give them crayons. they won't waste good food drawing dicks then...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:28 PM (8D42x)

The difference between a Marine grunt and a Thinking Marine?

The Thinking Marine unwraps the crayon before eating it.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (N3El/)

388 384 Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2021 01:31 PM (QzJWU)

Well the "martyred saint" was not white it seems so maybe we will get to see BLM do its thing.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (Lzpvj)

389 Has Pelosi ordered air strikes on Texas in response yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (Q87rR)

390 @almostjingo

Oh FFS hundreds of @NationalGuard are marching inside the Capitol. Photo op dot com. Someone cue the Star Wars music.

https://tinyurl.com/yh3s978c

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (cF8AT)

391 Radio news just reported: driver of car in today's Capital Incident has died.

But not before his Fececbook trail was scrubbed.



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (pw+jk)

392 One car incident and thousands of troops are marching down the street and through the halls of congress...

Over reaction?

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (/BlEx)

393 "I gotta ask this. How many white people are left in New York"

J.J.s still there, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (3D/fK)

394 "72 Pontiac"

Dude must be from Youngstown.

Posted by: pawn at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (Cfk8j)

395 lower level of the engine room instead of a parking garage...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:26 PM (8D42x)

Now the blender running gives you a stiffy.

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (KnJdm)

396 386 Was AOC nearly run over? Is she literally shaking?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (QgyYD)

========

She was on the same planet. It was directed at her, obviously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (NWM+b)

397
Here's video of the perp on the stretcher...

https://tinyurl.com/yhom2c25

Scroll down a bit.
Posted by: Tami


Definitely "Yakity Sax" worthy.

That wasn't CPR that would do anyone any good, just sayin'.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:33 PM (pNxlR)

398 Where's the fucking air support?

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 01:33 PM (/BlEx)

399 368 Nobody has to wait to know this was Trump inspired.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 01:28 PM (/BlEx)

By the way the Left acts and speaks, essentially all of western civilization is "Trump inspired."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:33 PM (s2VJv)

400 386 Was AOC nearly run over? Is she literally shaking?
------------------
You know Hillary dodged sniper fire to grift poor country's in the name of Democracy?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:33 PM (Lm2vR)

401 Radio news just reported: driver of car in today's Capital Incident has died.

has died vs was killed

Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2021 01:33 PM (Xih1H)

402 399 By the way the Left acts and speaks, essentially all of western civilization is "Trump inspired."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:33 PM (s2VJv)

==========

Including the covid vaccines?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 01:33 PM (NWM+b)

403 So, we hear about these attacks on Asians pretty frequently now.

My theory is that they have been happening all along, but only recently the cadre were told to make them into big stories becuase only recently have they figured out that they can still blame whites and Trump for promulgating yellow hate.

Same with all the shootings - they are pushing these stories now because biden and pilosi, et all, have tents in their depends thinking about executive orders on gun control.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 01:34 PM (SM0eZ)

404
Dead men tell no tales.
Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 01:13 PM (AMIL/)


And they don't wear plaid, either.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

405 Gee, I thought Patrick Kennedy was sober now.



Too soon?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 02, 2021 01:34 PM (ySQBZ)

406 397 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:33 PM (pNxlR)

When you just smoked someone for a vehicular accident and having a snickers bar would you do real CPR?

//USCP Hero

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:34 PM (Lzpvj)

407 393 "I gotta ask this. How many white people are left in New York"

J.J.s still there, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (3D/fK)


In the spirit of Passover "Who knows one kid...?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:34 PM (s2VJv)

408 This is it. Pelosi finally gets the armored battalion she's had on the wish list.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 02, 2021 01:34 PM (I58tH)

409 You know this will activate AOC's PTSD. Expect an Instagram Live forthwith.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 02, 2021 01:34 PM (AD3JT)

410 191 I'm conflicted. I'm starting to pull for anyone shooting at congress.
Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 01:00 PM (gmo/4)


Where are the jihadis flying planes when we really need them.

Posted by: Justsayin' at April 02, 2021 01:34 PM (Fs5vw)

411 401 Radio news just reported: driver of car in today's Capital Incident has died.

has died vs was killed
Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2021 01:33 PM (Xih1H)


Cause of death = Chinese Lung AIDS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:34 PM (s2VJv)

412 "Press briefing by Capitol Police at 2:45 Eastern"


We can tell you the white perp we shot was white, let me repeat, he was white. That's all we have for now, Thank You.

Posted by: Capitol Police PR Person. at April 02, 2021 01:35 PM (4thlk)

413 "Now the blender running gives you a stiffy."



Let us try this:


Lower Level, MMOW...SICLOS #1 LODS.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 01:35 PM (3D/fK)

414 @almostjingo
Oh FFS hundreds of @NationalGuard are marching inside the Capitol. Photo op dot com. Someone cue the Star Wars music. ...
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (cF8AT)
++++
Wanna bet they called CNN in advanced and then waited for CNN to set up the ideally-composed shot to make them look as concerned and powerful as possible before starting that march?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 01:35 PM (Jsjd7)

415 Dirka & Dirka of Capitol Hill

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 01:35 PM (iTXRQ)

416 387 just have to give them crayons. they won't waste good food drawing dicks then...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:28 PM (8D42x)

The difference between a Marine grunt and a Thinking Marine?

The Thinking Marine unwraps the crayon before eating it.
-------------------
Sailors are funny. They provide the Marines a nice place to stay afloat and serve hot meals.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:35 PM (Lm2vR)

417 Media Holds Its Breath ...

-----

Can't wait for the headline "Media Holds Its Breath While Being Hanged by the Neck until ead. And May Satan Dispense with Mercy on their Souls ..."

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 01:35 PM (rFIOB)

418 Yet another Covid victim. Wear your mask!

Posted by: DOCTOR Anthony Fauci at April 02, 2021 01:36 PM (sWM8x)

419 415 Dirka & Dirka of Capitol Hill
Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 01:35 PM (iTXRQ)


Any relation to Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills? Yes, I used to watch Let's Make a Deal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:36 PM (s2VJv)

420 Anyone currently serving in the US armed forces that decides to re-enlist is part of the problem.

Posted by: PacosMojo at April 02, 2021 01:36 PM (jq1sy)

421 I hope David Hogg is okay

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 01:36 PM (iTXRQ)

422 Why in the world are NG troops marching? Are they invading Canada?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 01:36 PM (45fpk)

423 lower level of the engine room instead of a parking garage...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:26 PM (8D42x)

Now the blender running gives you a stiffy.
Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 01:32 PM (KnJdm)



but true.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:37 PM (8D42x)

424 the guy the cops just killed in DC was Black for sure

seemed young

I smell a false flag? or who knows at this point DC is just crazy pants

thank God - DC is making Philly seem respectable in comparison

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 01:37 PM (j9HX3)

425 >Any relation to Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills? Yes, I used to watch Let's Make a Deal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



you get it

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 01:37 PM (iTXRQ)

426 During obamanation, right after the navy yard shooting, a crazy woman rammed the white house gates. They chased her down to the capitol and when she got out of the car (had a baby in there) they filled her full of bullets.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 02, 2021 01:37 PM (ySQBZ)

427 Any relation to Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills? Yes, I used to watch Let's Make a Deal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:36 PM (s2VJv)

---------

Dicker? I hardly even know her!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 01:37 PM (kTF2Z)

428 Why in the world are NG troops marching? Are they invading Canada?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 01:36 PM


A show of farce.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 02, 2021 01:37 PM (N/gDA)

429 425 Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 01:37 PM (iTXRQ)

Damn but we are depressingly old.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:37 PM (s2VJv)

430 @NBCNews

Image from the US Capitol show a vehicle that crashed into a barricade.

https://tinyurl.com/yz3c9dm7
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:46 PM



Looks like an Eleanor Holmes Norton parking job.

https://tinyurl.com/ws6tf3zh

Posted by: Bert G at April 02, 2021 01:38 PM (sAW0o)

431 It's not me, it's you. - Congress' response to the increasing attacks on the capital.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 01:38 PM (Q87rR)

432 I bet FOX News wishes they kept Shep Smith just for these stories. His over the top dramatics was pure comedy gold.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 02, 2021 01:38 PM (4thlk)

433 I used to watch troops march at the Kremlin. Who knew?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 01:38 PM (45fpk)

434 Shit...I forgot.


In accordance with CP LODS.

Been a while.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 01:38 PM (3D/fK)

435 Wish I cared what happens in DC.

I don't.

DC is as corrupt as Baghdad, with less charm.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 01:38 PM (Oglqz)

436 >Wanna bet they called CNN in advanced and then waited for CNN to set up the ideally-composed shot to make them look as concerned and powerful as possible before starting that march?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 01:35 PM (Jsjd7)

sucker's bet

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 02, 2021 01:38 PM (DXFDM)

437 I seem to recall protesters going to mitch Mcconnell's house and getting in the face of him and the Secretary of Transportation, Elaine cho. I don't remember a Secret Service detail protecting them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 02, 2021 01:38 PM (5HBd1)

438 >Damn but we are depressingly old.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


ah, whaddya gonna do

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 01:39 PM (iTXRQ)

439 The important thing is that USCP go home safely tonight.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 02, 2021 01:39 PM (pw+jk)

440 Since I live in flyover country, it is kinda easy to forget about what happens on the coasts.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 01:39 PM (Oglqz)

441 426 During obamanation, right after the navy yard shooting, a crazy woman rammed the white house gates. They chased her down to the capitol and when she got out of the car (had a baby in there) they filled her full of bullets.


that story was actually really sad

she wasn't crazy just a really shitty driver who panicked when she took SEVERAL wrong turns in succession

they should NOT have killed her

but it's DC. it's a shithole.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 01:39 PM (j9HX3)

442
DC is as corrupt as Baghdad, with less charm.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 01:38 PM (Oglqz)


Starring Jen Psaki - As Baghdad Bob

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

443 433 I used to watch troops march at the Kremlin. Who knew?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 01:38 PM (45fpk)


Those thousands of troops and tanks were merely dozens who marched past the reviewing stand, circled around the block and came back again. Times a few hundred.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (s2VJv)

444 Was JFK Jr a victim of white flight??

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (1yPl/)

445 How many USCP officers were killed today?

Round to the nearest dozen.

Posted by: MJ at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (gAMkn)

446 It's been pointed out somehow Leftists are attacking at least %60 of the American population, successfully so far.
And getting self hate is a work load.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (Cxk7w)

447 Oh, she wasn't nuts?

But they chased her down and murdered her.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (ySQBZ)

448 "403 So, we hear about these attacks on Asians pretty frequently now.

My theory is that they have been happening all along, but only recently the cadre were told to make them into big stories becuase only recently have they figured out that they can still blame whites and Trump for promulgating yellow hate.

Same with all the shootings - they are pushing these stories now because biden and pilosi, et all, have tents in their depends thinking about executive orders on gun control.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 01:34 PM (SM0eZ)"

The cause behind this recent narrative is that attacks on various groups by various other groups have reached such a high tempo that they needed to find a way to blame it on whites in general and the progs' political opponents in particular.

Posted by: somedood at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (qFRAe)

449 Can't we just destroy democracy in peace?!?

- CongressCritter, exasperated that she can't destroy what she thought was a democracy, but is actually a Republic, in peace.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (Q87rR)

450 447 Oh, she wasn't nuts?

But they chased her down and murdered her.


they sure did

they are incompetent

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (j9HX3)

451 Welp. Looks like my bedroom A/C has calved. Fan won't run. Might just be clogged with dust.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (mzC78)

452 updated

suspect looks black to me.

so I guess martial law is suspended for the moment?

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (5+1A/)

453 I bet FOX News wishes they kept Shep Smith just for these stories. His over the top dramatics was pure comedy gold.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 02, 2021 01:38 PM (4thlk)

"NOW THEY APPEAR TO BE EATING THE SHOOTER!"
"Ummm, Shep. I think that's a Jimmy John's sandwich."
"THEY'VE ALREADY PROCESSED HIS BODY INTO LUNCH MEAT AND HAD IT WRAPPED BY A NO DOUBT REPUBLICAN SANDWICH SHOP!"

Posted by: Wally at April 02, 2021 01:41 PM (FJYfm)

454 Been outside doing farm shit. WTF is up at the Capitol? Nutter with a knife, killed by "brave" Capitol Kop after a bad parking job?

There WILL be a gun found in the car. Y'all know that right? And a couple Trump signs, some white hoods and a Nazi flag. Just to round out the narrative.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 01:41 PM (3H9h1)

455 "ABC News a suspect is dead after an encounter with Capitol Police."

Dead, but still just "a suspect". I assume "driver of the car" .. that would be more clear. They don't say what he is "suspected of" ... but we have the fact that he drove the car and injured two officers.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2021 01:41 PM (Cus5s)

456 Why did they murder her blocks away?


Likely this guy had no knife either.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 02, 2021 01:41 PM (ySQBZ)

457 >Wish I cared what happens in DC.

I don't.

DC is as corrupt as Baghdad, with less charm.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 01:38 PM (Oglqz)

I'm hoping they turn it into the Mother of all Green Zones. The police state image should match its rotten soul. Let everyone see them for who they really are.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 02, 2021 01:41 PM (DXFDM)

458


the video of emts rolling the guy away on a stretcher doing cpr on him...guy kinda looks like al sharpton...

Posted by: sound awake at April 02, 2021 01:41 PM (C4dh4)

459 451 Welp. Looks like my bedroom A/C has calved. Fan won't run. Might just be clogged with dust.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (mzC7


An actual calf came out the vent?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:41 PM (s2VJv)

460 >Damn but we are depressingly old.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

If you're under 70, the worse is yet to come.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 01:41 PM (ZLL8y)

461 Damn but we are depressingly old.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I think I read that Peter Marshall of Hollywood Squares turned 95 the other day. Think of all the fun we could have between now and 95.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (45fpk)

462
suspect looks black to me.

so I guess martial law is suspended for the moment?
Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (5+1A/)


Black lives only matter when they're burning down majority white cities.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

463 452 Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (5+1A/)

Oddly I do not think there will be Car-B-Qs tonite in DC.....

any takers?

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (Lzpvj)

464 So people that are in buildings half a mile away are locked down?

Is there anyone in Washington who knows how incredibly fucking stupid that is?

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (/BlEx)

465 403 So, we hear about these attacks on Asians pretty frequently now.

My theory is that they have been happening all along, but only recently the cadre were told to make them into big stories becuase only recently have they figured out that they can still blame whites and Trump for promulgating yellow hate.

Same with all the shootings - they are pushing these stories now because biden and pilosi, et all, have tents in their depends thinking about executive orders on gun control.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
___________

Probably mentioned upthread or previously, but it's also preparing the public for the next PR onslaught of how opposition to Red China is motivated solely by racism.

Posted by: Furious George at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (9vQJW)

466 we'll have to explore "the root causes" of this young minority man's rage now

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (5+1A/)

467 just have to give them crayons. they won't waste good food drawing dicks then...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:28 PM (8D42x)

The difference between a Marine grunt and a Thinking Marine?

The Thinking Marine unwraps the crayon before eating it.
-------------------
Sailors are funny. They provide the Marines a nice place to stay afloat and serve hot meals.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2021 01:35 PM (Lm2vR)

Just like an uber driver... lol
besides, i'd rather not be a mobile sandbag... have fun storming the beach, i'll keep my hot shower.
assuming we live long enough to drop all the marines off.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (8D42x)

468 458 the video of emts rolling the guy away on a stretcher doing cpr on him...guy kinda looks like al sharpton...
Posted by: sound awake at April 02, 2021 01:41 PM (C4dh4)

Bullhorn > ambu bag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (s2VJv)

469 There are Asian congress members, right??

- CNN intern, sure that this incredible dot connecting will result in a promotion.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (Q87rR)

470 suspect looks black to me.

so I guess martial law is suspended for the moment?
Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (5+1A/)

--------

White supremacy is a very diverse group, you see.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (kTF2Z)

471 >>>a Man Ramming the Capitol Hill Barricades

LOL, what if it's Hunter?

Posted by: m at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (RYc1G)

472 I am surprised the National Guard are not issues MAGA hats and bumper stickers to slap on before anyone manages a photo.

I am not totally against a tall fence and razor wire around the Capital, the only problem is the National Guard is face outward when they should be facing inward.

Posted by: JB1000 at April 02, 2021 01:43 PM (A6JKa)

473 Here's video of the perp on the stretcher...

https://tinyurl.com/yhom2c25

Scroll down a bit.

Posted by: Tami


So, an African American.

*story into the trash bin*

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 01:43 PM (i4CI5)

474 ♫ ♫ ♪

The Speaker of the House
She had 10,000 men
She marched them up to Capitol Hill
Then she marched them down again

And when they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only halfway up
They were neither up nor down.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 02, 2021 01:43 PM (m45I2)

475 461 Damn but we are depressingly old.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I think I read that Peter Marshall of Hollywood Squares turned 95 the other day. Think of all the fun we could have between now and 95.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (45fpk)


I am, but I think we're both married to others, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:43 PM (s2VJv)

476 updated: one of the cops is reportedly dead

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:43 PM (5+1A/)

477 "398 Where's the fucking air support?
Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 01:33 PM (/BlEx)"

Serious observation in response to sarcastic comment:

Combat air activity in totalitarian regimes is strictly controlled. Look for a period of reduced air ops CONUS among combat aircraft while they reorganize doctrine (including, probably, more drone, AI-piloted, and remote operations) to minimize the potential for combat pilots to go off the reservation.

In the meantime they'll try to fill in the gap with rotary, LE aircraft, and (for now) unarmed prop observation craft from various agencies.

We're all living in dystopian clownworld already, if you know where to look.

Posted by: somedood at April 02, 2021 01:43 PM (qFRAe)

478 "Oh, she wasn't nuts?

But they chased her down and murdered her.
"

Who'da thunk it..

Posted by: Zombie Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 01:43 PM (3D/fK)

479 updated



suspect looks black to me.



so I guess martial law is suspended for the moment?

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (5+1A/)

Same pics that Tami posted above. Grainy and washed out. I'll wait for better pics.

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 01:43 PM (KnJdm)

480
An actual calf came out the vent?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:41 PM (s2VJv)


I had yet to figure out a parody for that.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

481 Huh, fences worked well enough to keep this guy away from the White House?

And all this time, I've been told fences are useless.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (2SdPm)

482 J.J., you iz younger than I iz!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (cODAr)

483 463 452 Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (5+1A/)

Oddly I do not think there will be Car-B-Qs tonite in DC.....

any takers?

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (Lzpvj)


Suckers bet.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (axyOa)

484 So, an African American.

*story into the trash bin*
Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 01:43 PM (i4CI5)


Can they make him into Clarence Thomas' son?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (s2VJv)

485 A cop is dead? We need common sense knife control!

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (5HBd1)

486 I remember that woman clearly because it wasn't long after my husband barely survived getting shot by Aaron Alexis while the entire yard was disarmed by regulation.

Then that happened.

Then someone set himself on fire on the mall.

There was no reason to murder her, or this guy most likely.

They let Patrik Kennedy drive into the barriers all the time.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (ySQBZ)

487 Black white supremacists are the worst kind.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (Cxk7w)

488 Welp. Looks like my bedroom A/C has calved. Fan won't run. Might just be clogged with dust.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (mzC7

---
An actual calf came out the vent?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:41 PM



I'm envisioning a small A/C on shaky legs, bawling for its mama A/C.

Posted by: Bert G at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (sAW0o)

489 Why did they murder her blocks away?

Likely this guy had no knife either.


I don't remember the details, but it wasn't that she was crazy, that was just the initial cover story. I think she was super scared and yelled at them.

this kid probably didn't even have a knife (they'll plant one). he messed up, maybe got confused or is a bad driver (he looked really young) and probably yelled at them, and when Black Americans yell at the Capitol Police, they tend to get quite murderous in response. I'm sure they consider it self-defense.

I am so over the Thin Blue Line, can you tell?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (j9HX3)

490 we'll have to explore "the root causes" of this young minority man's rage now
------------------
He was probably just delivering an underage hooker to Matt Gaetz, UberEats style.

Posted by: MJ at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (gAMkn)

491 And when they were up they were up

And when they were down they were down

And when they were only halfway up

They were neither up nor down.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 02, 2021 01:43 PM (m45I2)


This is why we can't take you to nice places.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (45fpk)

492 More lies. The AP story I just read on the Capitol Hill barricade ramming says this: "nearly three months after a mob of armed insurrectionists stormed the Capitol..."

The FBI has stated they did not recover any firearms from anyone at the January 6th protest. And yet the AP is out there lying about it.

Posted by: 496 at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (U1eOr)

493 An actual calf came out the vent?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:41 PM (s2VJv)

Yeah. Not a golden one, though. Pity, that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2021 01:45 PM (mzC78)

494 Well, now we have to wait and see if the deceased cop was white or black.

If black, we can still blame his death on White Supremacy forcing the dead black perp into his crazy attack.

If white, then he got what was coming to him.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 01:45 PM (i4CI5)

495 I think I read that Peter Marshall of Hollywood Squares turned 95 the other day. Think of all the fun we could have between now and 95.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (45fpk)


Now that I'm out of Hollywood Squares, I've returned to my birth name/porn name

Posted by: Pete LaCock at April 02, 2021 01:45 PM (FJYfm)

496 "So, an African American.



*story into the trash bin*

Posted by: Sharkman"

Could still possibly be used as "cops shoot black man" narrative

Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2021 01:45 PM (MxEKc)

497 >we'll have to explore "the root causes" of this young minority man's rage now


maybe he had a funny name and got teased for it

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 01:45 PM (iTXRQ)

498 Impeach Trump because he caused it !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at April 02, 2021 01:45 PM (JLQTf)

499 I'm envisioning a small A/C on shaky legs, bawling for its mama A/C.
Posted by: Bert G at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (sAW0o)
----------------

I was thinking Golden Calf, but, your way works also.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 02, 2021 01:45 PM (2SdPm)

500 >>>Same pics that Tami posted above. Grainy and washed out. I'll wait for better pics.

Tami's linked vid from above.

https://youtu.be/KOx5y9vfGsg

I now concur on ethnicity.

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 01:45 PM (KnJdm)

501 487 Black white supremacists are the worst kind.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (Cxk7w)


"Fuck you!"

- - Beale

"No, fuck YOU!"

- - Loki

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:45 PM (s2VJv)

502 492 More lies. The AP story I just read on the Capitol Hill barricade ramming says this: "nearly three months after a mob of armed insurrectionists stormed the Capitol..."

The FBI has stated they did not recover any firearms from anyone at the January 6th protest. And yet the AP is out there lying about it.
Posted by: 496 at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (U1eOr)

========

"We count MAGA caps as weapons for statistical purposes."
-FBI

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 01:45 PM (NWM+b)

503 It's a safe bet the knife was a semi-automatic assault knife.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 01:45 PM (/BlEx)

504
updated: one of the cops is reportedly dead
Posted by: ace


Taking bets on "dead by friendly fire"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:45 PM (pNxlR)

505 492 More lies. The AP story I just read on the Capitol Hill barricade ramming says this: "nearly three months after a mob of armed insurrectionists stormed the Capitol..."

The FBI has stated they did not recover any firearms from anyone at the January 6th protest. And yet the AP is out there lying about it.
Posted by: 496 at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (U1eOr)


Armed. Those things sticking out of your shoulders.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 01:45 PM (Q87rR)

506 >we'll have to explore "the root causes" of this young minority man's rage now
Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (5+1A/)

I'll save you the trouble: white supremacy

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 02, 2021 01:46 PM (DXFDM)

507 Damn but we are depressingly old.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Whats' this "we" shit Kemosabe?
I'm only 29.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 01:46 PM (axyOa)

508 479 Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 01:43 PM (KnJdm)

There's CNN video og him being wheeled out he is either mocha lite pure AA or he is a mulatto.

What was he not?

A tactical gear, Trump flag waving redneck.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:46 PM (Lzpvj)

509 Looks like an Eleanor Holmes Norton parking job.

https://tinyurl.com/ws6tf3zh
Posted by: Bert G at April 02, 2021 01:38 PM (sAW0o)

Holy hell!

I hope those people filming told the owner of the red car who owned the other car.

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:46 PM (cF8AT)

510 AOP I suppose you have but make sure it's filters are clean and dust build up cleared.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 01:46 PM (Cxk7w)

511 I was going to take doggie on a country drive but the car won't start.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 01:46 PM (lgiXo)

512 we'll have to explore "the root causes" of this young minority man's rage now
Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (5+1A/)


Alex Haley.

Mic drop.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:46 PM (s2VJv)

513 so it was a white black guy?

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 01:47 PM (iTXRQ)

514 Taking bets on "dead by friendly fire"


oh we will never know either way

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 01:47 PM (j9HX3)

515 I think I read that Peter Marshall of Hollywood Squares turned 95 the other day. Think of all the fun we could have between now and 95.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 01:42 PM (45fpk)


Fun Fact: They had to move Paul Lynde from a top row spot to the bottom row because his incredibly long johnson kept showing up in shots of the square below him.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

516 The FBI has stated they did not recover any firearms from anyone at the January 6th protest. And yet the AP is out there lying about it.
Posted by: 496 at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (U1eOr)
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I was at breakfast with my wife and saw the reporting on this incident. They were caterwauling about this happening "so soon after the events of Jan 6 and invasion of the House, threatening members of congress...blah blah blah."

It was sickening.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 02, 2021 01:47 PM (2SdPm)

517 The Communist Chinese are also behind the Asian Hate narrative so they can attack any criticism of China as white supremacist hate in action.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 01:47 PM (1yPl/)

518 Insurrectionists Armed with camera phones

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 01:47 PM (Cxk7w)

519 Ah, the name's Evil Roy Slade!
Ha! Beat ya this time Nurse R!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!
Of course, it's really Akbar Zib....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 02, 2021 01:47 PM (7bRMQ)

520 This is the worst thing in the world but a guy shooting up a Republican Congressmen softball practice is a 2 day news cycle.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 01:47 PM (2DOZq)

521
I'm envisioning a small A/C on shaky legs, bawling for its mama A/C.
Posted by: Bert G


"And he shall be Freon
And he shall be a good calf"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:48 PM (pNxlR)

522 "So, an African American.

*story into the trash bin*

--

Could still possibly be used as "cops shoot black man" narrative

--

They'll definitely have to spin the Roulette Wheel of Story Angles and see where the marble lands for max damage to either whites or Republicans or both.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2021 01:48 PM (O+I8R)

523 489 Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (j9HX3)

The rank and file are slowly starting to realize that their leaders are destroying their community support.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:48 PM (Lzpvj)

524
Okay gotta go. That matzo ball soup won't cook itself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:48 PM (s2VJv)

525 Welp. Looks like my bedroom A/C has calved. Fan won't run. Might just be clogged with dust.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2021 01:40 PM (mzC7

---
An actual calf came out the vent?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 01:41 PM


I'm envisioning a small A/C on shaky legs, bawling for its mama A/C.
Posted by: Bert G at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (sAW0o)

that's just the compressor straining...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:48 PM (8D42x)

526 Be kind of funny if the guy was related to brother marrying Ilhan Omar. Big family.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 02, 2021 01:48 PM (I58tH)

527 You guys have better eyes then me, I can't tell anything about his race from those videos.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 02, 2021 01:48 PM (4thlk)

528 Narrative Update: The driver of the car that allegedly "rammed" the barriade on the Capital Grounds in D.C. today, has died of gunshot wound(s) inflicted by (unknown) officers, both of whom it is reported, were injured in the incident.

Anonymous Sources who were witness to the event, report that the driver was shot for Driving While Black, while steering with his knees while his hands were up, as he loudly said "hands up, don't shoot!", followed by the gunshots, whereupon he then said "I can't breathe!", and passed out. We were able to obtain a quick glance at his Facebook Account before it was scrubbed. It appeared that he was an Aspiring Rapper who was Turning His Life Around, and was clearly on his way to Church for Choir Practice. More news at our 6 pm broadcast!

off, media sock


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2021 01:49 PM (QzJWU)

529 This guy has probably been leaving messages on the FBI hot line all week, saying he's going to do something today. If the 15 agents who are finishing writing up their reports on the Bubba Wallace hate incident were available, one of them could have taken the call.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 01:49 PM (/BlEx)

530 522 Could still possibly be used as "cops shoot black man" narrative
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They'll definitely have to spin the Roulette Wheel of Story Angles and see where the marble lands for max damage to either whites or Republicans or both.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2021 01:48 PM (O+I8R)

==========

"Too hard to say."
-Magic 8 Ball

"Trash the story, folks. We'll find something else next week. Happy hour starts now!"
-News rooms

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 01:49 PM (NWM+b)

531 Warthog Flight you are cleared hot for JDAMs on any whites in the vicinity of the capital Building.

The Capital is now considered a Kill Box......... Your beloved and maximum leader Joe Biden over and out

Posted by: James at April 02, 2021 01:49 PM (JLQTf)

532 lol, but also meh.

need the Slow News Day Gorn.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2021 01:49 PM (K65Kq)

533 AOP I suppose you have but make sure it's filters are clean and dust build up cleared.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 01:46 PM (Cxk7w)

I will take it down from its perch, and service it later. I do have a spare on hand. Still not warm enough to really need it badly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2021 01:49 PM (mzC78)

534 If the USCP officer that killed him is Asian I'll laugh my ass off.

Posted by: MJ at April 02, 2021 01:50 PM (gAMkn)

535
You guys have better eyes then me, I can't tell anything about his race from those videos.
Posted by: lowandslow


Seems to be a lot of projectionating going on ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:50 PM (pNxlR)

536 No, it will be fine that they shot someone to protect Nanzi Pelosi.



Watch.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 02, 2021 01:50 PM (ySQBZ)

537 I'm going to play a round of darts solo, so a new thread will pop up in 1 minute

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 01:50 PM (Cxk7w)

538 so it was a white black guy?

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 01:47 PM (iTXRQ)

Black white supremacist.

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 01:50 PM (KnJdm)

539 maybe he didn't get his "stimulus" check yet.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2021 01:51 PM (K65Kq)

540 there are really good shots on Gab

cos my eyes for sure aren't super great or anything

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 01:51 PM (j9HX3)

541 Has the WH comms intern photoshopped a dozen scary assault-thingies into the open trunk of that car? We need a narrative, stat!

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 02, 2021 01:51 PM (uhPTO)

542 so it was a white black guy?

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 01:47 PM (iTXRQ)

Black white supremacist.
Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 01:50 PM (KnJdm)

the cookies are better than the supremacist...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 01:51 PM (8D42x)

543 535
You guys have better eyes then me, I can't tell anything about his race from those videos.
Posted by: lowandslow

Seems to be a lot of projectionating going on ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:50 PM (pNxlR)

The only solid evidence we have is that the media isn't calling him white.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 01:52 PM (/BlEx)

544 >The FBI has stated they did not recover any firearms from anyone at the January 6th protest. And yet the AP is out there lying about it.
Posted by: 496 at April 02, 2021 01:44 PM (U1eOr)

Oh, you mean the same propagandists who declared the antifa riots in Portland, with many melee weapons and firearms being found on those arrested, including the one where an unarmed man was ambushed and executed with a firearm in cold blood as "peaceful protests"?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 02, 2021 01:52 PM (DXFDM)

545 "Could still possibly be used as "cops shoot black man" narrative"


My son was watching some horrible cartoon on Comedy Central where a black cop accidentally shot himself, and protesters from both sides showed up, one to protest a cop shooting a black man, and the other side to protest a black man shooting a cop.
Other than that, the cartoon was horrible, but that part made me laugh a little.

Posted by: Wally at April 02, 2021 01:52 PM (FJYfm)

546 This racial narrative take on each "news" item is a cancer to our society.

Posted by: Revenant at April 02, 2021 01:52 PM (I76dP)

547 update:

FOX NEWS "JOURNALIST" DECLARES, CONTRARY TO FACT, THAT BRIAN SICKNICK "DIED DEFENDING THE CAPITOL

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:52 PM (5+1A/)

548 Why do I get a "murder is a capitalistic disease" feeling from the left these days?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 01:53 PM (NWM+b)

549 You guys have better eyes then me, I can't tell anything about his race from those videos.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 02, 2021 01:48 PM (4thlk)


I got my eyes dilated this morning, and I can barely even see my computer screen.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 02, 2021 01:53 PM (Ez6QX)

550 Black white supremacist.
Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 01:50 PM


Clayton Bigsby never gets old.

https://youtu.be/BLNDqxrUUwQ

Posted by: Bert G at April 02, 2021 01:53 PM (sAW0o)

551
No, it will be fine that they shot someone to protect Nanzi Pelosi.

Watch.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 02, 2021 01:50 PM


It's Good Friday, Congress is not in session, she's back in San Francisco attending a black mass, dressed in full coven gear.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 02, 2021 01:53 PM (N/gDA)

552 535 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 01:50 PM (pNxlR)

Not bragging I have a 4k TV and watched it on a 49" screen Hi-rez.....

can I guarantee you he looks like the lead singer to Milli Vinilli?

No, does he?

Well he could be a Louisiana quadroon or something but he is most definitely not Opie from the Andy f*cking Griffith show.

Add in that they are trying to cause either a race war or a civil war I think the fact he is not a Trump voter counts.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:53 PM (Lzpvj)

553 We had several incidents of rando-mentally-ill people breaching the White House grounds during Obama's time in office, yet didn't have 1/1000th the reaction that today's crazy dude get's suicided-by-cop event.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 02, 2021 01:53 PM (700n7)

554 Hey Jordan!

Hope you're feeling better.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 01:54 PM (Oglqz)

555 551 It's Good Friday, Congress is not in session, she's back in San Francisco attending a black mass, dressed in full coven gear.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 02, 2021 01:53 PM (N/gDA)

=========

"An attack on the king's men is as an attack on the king himself."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 01:54 PM (NWM+b)

556 So a paper copy of the Epoch Times has just shown up in our mailbox.

Must be on somebodies list.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 01:54 PM (3D/fK)

557 543 Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 01:52 PM (/BlEx)

If the guy were a Blonde Haired Blue Eyed sh*tkicking redneck you would not hear the end of the drama even as he bled the f*ck out.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 01:54 PM (Lzpvj)

558 Hope you're feeling better.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 01:54 PM (Oglqz)
---------------

Speaking of feeling better, how are you doing?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 02, 2021 01:55 PM (2SdPm)

559 You guys have better eyes then me, I can't tell anything about his race from those videos.

Take the eight second clip posted at 500 - and stop it six seconds in when they show you a very good look at the victim's face. That's a young black male. Curiously enough, not dressed at all for a one man crusade to give the po po the what for. I'll guess our angels in blue panicked first, shot second, and made up answers to make believe questions later.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 01:55 PM (9VhQH)

560 Hope you're feeling better.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 01:54 PM (Oglqz)


Back atcha!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 02, 2021 01:55 PM (Ez6QX)

561 "How the heck will Biden declare he dodged sniper fire if he's NOT THERE?!?!?"

Iss eazy...*hic*...barely an incoveniensh!

Posted by: hillaroid clinton, wandering the woods at April 02, 2021 01:55 PM (csBaO)

562 >>>You guys have better eyes then me, I can't tell anything about his race from those videos.
Posted by: lowandslow

Seems to be a lot of projectionating going on ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (

well, his skin is dark. You have to consider the way the midday sun lights dark skin.

Also, you can see his face in the video tami linked. He has black features.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:56 PM (5+1A/)

563 I wonder if the pathetic MSM is aware or even cares about all the mocking and speculation of the spin they put on stories like this as they are developing. You would think at some point they could be shamed into telling the straight up truth once in awhile.

Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2021 01:56 PM (MxEKc)

564 Curiously enough, not dressed at all for a one man
crusade to give the po po the what for. I'll guess our angels in blue
panicked first, shot second, and made up answers to make believe
questions later.


Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 01:55 PM (9VhQH)

Plausible.

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 01:56 PM (KnJdm)

565 I'm okay.

Haven't had to take any oxy for almost 12 hours now, walking around easier (with an assist from a cane).

Hubs will be able to go back to work Monday.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 01:57 PM (Oglqz)

566 sven can you calm the fuck down with the quadroon and mulatto shit?

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:57 PM (5+1A/)

567 >>>529 This guy has probably been leaving messages on the FBI hot line all week, saying he's going to do something today. If the 15 agents who are finishing writing up their reports on the Bubba Wallace hate incident were available, one of them could have taken the call.
Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 01:49 PM (/BlEx)

You have to use the magic words to get FBI's attention these days: "I have evidence that a Republican might have spoken to a Russian at some point." Either that or: "I am a minor celebrity willing to take selfies with your agents."

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at April 02, 2021 01:57 PM (dYe5S)

568 "The FBI has stated they did not recover any firearms"


and when charging them and locking them up without bail, iirc, they claimed the helmets some wore were "weapons". ... Political prisoners is a real thing, parents get dawn raids, hauled off to DC, held for months on bogus charges and trials delayed. ...

The coup is now the Junta.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2021 01:57 PM (Cus5s)

569 yeah night moves

I totally agree with your assessment

i know I'm probably being a softy, but he looked really young and he got shot BAD

instinctively I'm just sad about.

cops today. whatever. scared, ignorant and incompetent, in the main.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 01:58 PM (j9HX3)

570 527 You guys have better eyes then me, I can't tell anything about his race from those videos.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 02, 2021 01:48 PM (4thlk)

Don't look at his stomach...look at his face that is visible for a few seconds.

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 01:58 PM (cF8AT)

571 "well, his skin is dark. You have to consider the way the midday sun lights dark skin.

Also, you can see his face in the video tami linked. He has black features."
Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:56 PM (5+1A/)


I couldn't tell if he was black or middle eastern. He looked "swarthy" as Ann Coulter would say.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 01:58 PM (/BlEx)

572 Is it true that people have been held in prison for months for the Jan 6th protest?

Posted by: MJ at April 02, 2021 01:58 PM (gAMkn)

573 Haven't had to take any oxy for almost 12 hours now, walking around easier (with an assist from a cane).

Hubs will be able to go back to work Monday.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 01:57 PM (Oglqz)
-------------------

Thanks for the update.

Sounds like things are trending in the right direction, which is great news.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 02, 2021 01:59 PM (2SdPm)

574 Since the suspect is Black, this story will be wiped from the news in a few hours unless they can spin it to make it about racism or "police brutality".

Posted by: Surfperch at April 02, 2021 01:59 PM (/4vtq)

575 559 Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 01:55 PM (9VhQH)

and to quote a noted warrior philosopher named Barack Obama....

"er uh um let me be uh perfectly clear"

WHEN it turns out this guy was guilty of nothing more than bad driving and having a fucking cellphone in his hand trying to "cop watch" or some sh*t I will be sincerely ANGRY at the f*cking cops for getting their gun d*cks hard and killing the guy.

The USCP suck and they now have functionally death warrants for normal Americans if inclined.

F*ck this.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 02:00 PM (Lzpvj)

576 cops today. whatever. scared, ignorant and incompetent, in the main.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 01:58 PM (j9HX3)

I am speculating, but I imagine the fear they put into those guys (insurrection imminent!) have them tailoring the ROE to shoot first.

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 02:00 PM (KnJdm)

577 Young driver thought he was late for the Easter egg hunt.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 02, 2021 02:00 PM (03n3v)

578 if he had white skin, and the sun was hitting him directly like that (this was at 1pm or so), you'd see glare, almost a reflection.

as a pallid man I can tell you direct sunlight does me no favors

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 02:00 PM (5+1A/)

579 Also, you can see his face in the video tami linked. He has black features.
Posted by: ace
---

I had a nurse, a real nice lady, ask me what my racial makeup was, since I had such pretty skin.

I laughed and said I was half & half black/white with some injun thrown in.

Amazing what comes out of one's mouth when doped to the gills after back surgery.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 02:00 PM (Oglqz)

580 update:

FOX NEWS "JOURNALIST" DECLARES, CONTRARY TO FACT, THAT BRIAN SICKNICK "DIED DEFENDING THE CAPITOL

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:52 PM (5+1A/)

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If we had today's media in 1975: "Mama Cass died defending brown people during the evacuation of Saigon."

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 02:00 PM (rFIOB)

581 573 Haven't had to take any oxy for almost 12 hours now, walking around easier (with an assist from a cane).

Hubs will be able to go back to work Monday.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 01:57 PM (Oglqz)


So, you've got some spare oxy, eh?

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 02:01 PM (/BlEx)

582 "Haven't had to take any oxy for almost 12 hours now,"


Me either. I haven't had to, I mean. I HAVE! A barrel full of it! But I didn't HAVE TO.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 02, 2021 02:01 PM (FJYfm)

583 Dirt clogged A/C usually begins malfunctioning by short cycling.

Posted by: JM in Florida at April 02, 2021 02:01 PM (HCeRP)

584 ACTUAL Love Gov Ron DeSantis (well, in my heart anyway) just signed an EO banning vaccine passports in Florida

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 02:01 PM (j9HX3)

585 Ace @ 566

Thank you

Posted by: 496 at April 02, 2021 02:02 PM (U1eOr)

586 Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 01:55 PM (9VhQH)

Plausible.
Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 01:56 PM (KnJdm)


Jeans, decent shoes, long sleeve shirt - looks like a middle class black kid to me. Driving a pretty decent little compact car, possibly to class or work or somebody's house. If I had to bet - stupid accident gone horribly wrong, thanks to our favorite amped up "they think this is their fvcking D-Day" angels in blue. That's where I'll put my bet.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 02:02 PM (9VhQH)

587 as a pallid man I can tell you direct sunlight does me no favors

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 02:00 PM (5+1A/)

-----

There's a cure for that.

Posted by: Governor Coonman at April 02, 2021 02:02 PM (rFIOB)

588 *eyes jwest*

Yep.

Will come in handy during the Burning Times.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 02:02 PM (Oglqz)

589 Way to go SMH!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 02:03 PM (hOUT3)

590
as a pallid man I can tell you direct sunlight does me no favors
Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 02:00 PM (5+1A/)
---------------

As a skinny pallid man, direct sunlight does no favors for anyone looking at me.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 02, 2021 02:03 PM (2SdPm)

591 566 Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 01:57 PM (5+1A/)

Yes, sorry I am calling it as I see it.

I apologize, but implying that what is plain as day at 720p if you actually stop the frames bothers the hell out of me.

He is either African-American or a mixed race or a middle easterner is my guess Ace.

He is also dead, and I am fairly certain and most definitely guessing he was killed by overexcited nabobs who are being hyper-vigilant in the service of a dark lie that is being willfully pretended to be true by DoJ and the media to punish the right.

Again I am sorry, I am angry this guy is dead even if I am also angry at the games the media plays.

I am sorry.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 02:03 PM (Lzpvj)

592
So a paper copy of the Epoch Times has just shown up in our mailbox.

Must be on somebodies list.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Free newspaper
Free money

FREEBIRD!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2021 02:03 PM (63Dwl)

593 check out the rims on the vehicle. 24-inch non factory rims. That fits a certain profile and it isn't "white supremacist."

Posted by: the dandy at April 02, 2021 02:04 PM (u/l5X)

594 Jeans, decent shoes, long sleeve shirt - looks like a middle class black kid to me

yeah me too Night Moves

this one is getting to me

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 02:04 PM (j9HX3)

595 Dirt clogged A/C usually begins malfunctioning by short cycling.
Posted by: JM in Florida at April 02, 2021 02:01 PM (HCeRP)


Went to a hotel once where the A/C didn't blow very hard and made a high pitched sucking noise. After investigation, I pulled the filters and found they were caked with some black substance. I washed them off in the tub, leaving the tub a disgusting mess, and re-installed them. It worked MUCH better after that.

It was a midnight madness softball tournament, so we ended up not going back to the hotel to stay. The tub then became their problem.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

596 This is why I just stick to movies and half-informed snark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 02:04 PM (NWM+b)

597 566 585
^^^^^
This!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 02:05 PM (hOUT3)

598 So I guess they shot the rammer.

But they did not shoot the DEP YOU TEE

Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 02:05 PM (arJlL)

599 To experience shame, one must have a knowledge of what's right and what's wrong.

The media doesn't have either.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 02:05 PM (ZLL8y)

600 So a paper copy of the Epoch Times has just shown up in our mailbox.

Must be on somebodies list.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Yes, a donor's list. They've been sending copies of their 'special editions' to my folks because of contributions to something.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (pAjZN)

601 @DailyCaller 3m

BREAKING: The MLB is moving the All Star game out of Atlanta in response to Georgia's election bill

https://tinyurl.com/yjyohrl7

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (cF8AT)

602 596 This is why I just stick to movies and half-informed snark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 02:04 PM (NWM+b)

And why I stick to lurking

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (lgiXo)

603 3 O'clock on the east coast. I'm in Central but I have to go. So I'll say it now:

"IT IS FINISHED". And Jesus is Lord.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (45fpk)

604 593 Posted by: the dandy at April 02, 2021 02:04 PM (u/l5X)

I think it screams out "murder victim." It is also most likely "American." That guy deserved what he got no more than the dead Airman did.

I will not let the left try to pretend we are bigots, law abiding Americans of any stripe are our brothers and sisters.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (Lzpvj)

605 sven, you're throwing around racial terminology, that used to have actual legal definitions in Jim Crow law, like you're a beat cop in Heat of the Night.

You cannot be old enough that "mulatto" and "quadroon" are just your normal daily active vocabulary.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (5+1A/)

606 I wonder if the pathetic MSM is aware or even cares about all the
mocking and speculation of the spin they put on stories like this as
they are developing. You would think at some point they could be shamed
into telling the straight up truth once in awhile.

The truth is not in them. The whole point of PROGDA is twofold: 1. Propagandize, and 2. Rub their power in our face. What good is power for if not that?

They don't feel pity. Or remorse. And they absolutely will not stop until you are dead.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (HaL55)

607 BREAKING: The MLB is moving the All Star game out of Atlanta in response to Georgia's election bill

https://tinyurl.com/yjyohrl7
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (cF8AT)


But they're not moving the Braves? Sounds kinda hypocritical and gutless to me.

Posted by: Wally at April 02, 2021 02:07 PM (FJYfm)

608 So far, from what's been reported: guy rammed barricade trying to get to the White Houses, got out waving a knife, threatened cops, and was shot dead.


So, the real story will be as others mentioned earlier: young guy, on cell phone, lost, got turned around and distracted by cops waving guns, didn't realize they were shouting and pointing guns in his direction, hit a barrier, then, dazed, got out of the car, only to be shot dead.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 02, 2021 02:07 PM (2SdPm)

609 599 To experience shame, one must have a knowledge of what's right and what's wrong.

The media doesn't have either.
Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 02:05 PM (ZLL8y

Hasn't a conscience been declared white privilege?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 02:07 PM (lgiXo)

610 607 BREAKING: The MLB is moving the All Star game out of Atlanta in response to Georgia's election bill


Fuck MLB...

Posted by: Dr. Jill magling Spanish at April 02, 2021 02:07 PM (Zmnko)

611 Wow, CNN is turning pro-police now.

I'm sure they'll be back to being convinced that all police are racist killers Monday morning when the Chauvin trial resumes.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 02:07 PM (/BlEx)

612 BREAKING: The MLB is moving the All Star game out of Atlanta in response to Georgia's election bill

https://tinyurl.com/yjyohrl7
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (cF8AT)

Well I guess I wont be watching that anymore

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 02, 2021 02:08 PM (iWIqo)

613 Surprised the rammer survived. The ladt who tried ramming the white house gate a few years back was shot dead. Amazing how quickly that story died.

Posted by: JM in Florida at April 02, 2021 02:08 PM (HCeRP)

614 Again I am sorry, I am angry this guy is dead even if I am also angry at the games the media plays.


Oh the games media plays now
Every night and every day now

Never meaning what they say now
and never saying what they mean

A whoa Ahhh

Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 02:08 PM (arJlL)

615 "IT IS FINISHED". And Jesus is Lord.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (45fpk)
------------

Amen, grammie, amen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 02, 2021 02:08 PM (2SdPm)

616 BREAKING: The MLB is moving the All Star game out of Atlanta in response to Georgia's election bill

https://tinyurl.com/yjyohrl7
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (cF8AT)


Professional sports in general now can't die fast enough.

Fuck them. Fuck them all.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

617 3 O'clock on the east coast. I'm in Central but I have to go. So I'll say it now:

"IT IS FINISHED". And Jesus is Lord.
Posted by: grammie winger
---

Amen!

And He's coming back!

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 02:08 PM (Oglqz)

618 "IT IS FINISHED". And Jesus is Lord.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (45fpk)


True on one level;
But just beginning on another level!

Thanks grammie!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 02:08 PM (hOUT3)

619 So, this Atlanta move will help MLB's ratings, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 02:08 PM (NWM+b)

620
But they're not moving the Braves? Sounds kinda hypocritical and gutless to me.
Posted by: Wally


And they're still called the "BRAVES"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2021 02:09 PM (63Dwl)

621 So, this Atlanta move will help MLB's ratings, right?

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2021 02:09 PM (Zmnko)

622 597 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 02:05 PM (hOUT3)

Got it, I explained I meant no offense and I would not use it. I live in Louisiana where minorities themselves use the term. Again forgive me.

I am going to drive to Shreveport and maybe get some Long John's.

Good luck all, the media is trying to get good Americans hurt.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 02:09 PM (Lzpvj)

623 ugh I hope they don't move that stupid game to philly or something

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 02:09 PM (j9HX3)

624
ACTUAL Love Gov Ron DeSantis (well, in my heart anyway) just signed an EO banning vaccine passports in Florida

That's my governor right there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 02:09 PM (HaL55)

625 Surprised the rammer survived. The ladt who tried ramming the white house gate a few years back was shot dead. Amazing how quickly that story died.
Posted by: JM in Florida at April 02, 2021 02:08 PM (HCeRP)


Aaaaaaaand.....he'd dead.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

626 >>I wonder if the pathetic MSM is aware or even cares about all the mocking and speculation of the spin they put on stories like this as they are developing.


Yes, they are aware.

Their solution is to get anyone who does this silensed, purged from social media and/or put out of business (e.g., Fox, OANN, Crowder, etc,)

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 02:09 PM (bDqIh)

627 BREAKING: The MLB is moving the All Star game out of Atlanta in response to Georgia's election bill

https://tinyurl.com/yjyohrl7
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (cF8AT)


Good. Fuck them. MLB can't die soon enough for me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2021 02:09 PM (2JVJo)

628 And here I thought "Quadroons" were a sandwich cookie by Nabisco.

Who says this blog isn't educational;.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 02:10 PM (dWwl8)

629 So baseball has gone full woke. They have one joined the rest of spitball and deserve to go broke ASAP.

Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2021 02:10 PM (MxEKc)

630 608 "So far, from what's been reported: guy rammed barricade trying to get to the White Houses, got out waving a knife, threatened cops, and was shot dead."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 02, 2021 02:07 PM (2SdPm)


If we knew how he held the knife, it would answer a lot of questions. Upright or sideways to look cool.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 02:10 PM (/BlEx)

631 >>ACTUAL Love Gov Ron DeSantis (well, in my heart anyway) just signed an EO banning vaccine passports in Florida


Think that another state's legislature voted to ban them yesterday - Missouri, maybe?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 02:10 PM (bDqIh)

632 Let's show up at the All Star Game and claim to be Mike Trout. And NO, I'm NOT showing you any ID, you racist bastard.

Posted by: Wally at April 02, 2021 02:10 PM (FJYfm)

633 Wow, CNN is turning pro-police now.

I'm sure they'll be back to being convinced that all police are racist killers Monday morning when the Chauvin trial resumes.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 02:07 PM (/BlEx)

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Wait till you see them cream their pants over the military when the they start slaughtering conservative civilians.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 02:11 PM (rFIOB)

634 ."IT IS FINISHED". And Jesus is Lord.
Posted by: grammie winger
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Amen!

And He's coming back!




and He's got some problems with some of you people, and you're going to hear about it

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 02:11 PM (iTXRQ)

635 611 Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 02:07 PM (/BlEx)

Yeah amazing that when their pet pols are "the ones at risk" CNN suddenly supports what at any other time in any other town would be "extrajudicial assassination."

This while year has been one massive information warfare, psychological warfare operation.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 02:11 PM (Lzpvj)

636 Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 02:09 PM (Lzpvj)

Thanks for this post, got it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 02:11 PM (hOUT3)

637 629 So baseball has gone full woke. They have one joined the rest of spitball and deserve to go broke ASAP.
Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2021 02:10 PM (MxEKc)

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You didn't realize this last year when MLB tolerated teams randomly cancelling games because of George Floyd's death?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 02:11 PM (NWM+b)

638 I'm mulatto.

My daughters are quadroons.

My grandbabies are octaroons.

If y'all wanna get technical.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 02:11 PM (Oglqz)

639 Story I saw driver was Dead

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 02:11 PM (Cxk7w)

640 O'clock on the east coast. I'm in Central but I have to go. So I'll say it now:

"IT IS FINISHED". And Jesus is Lord.
Posted by: grammie winger
---

Amen!

And He's coming back!
Posted by: SMH

And BOY ! Is He pissed !

Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 02:11 PM (arJlL)

641 So, the MLB has decided to take a major tax revenue generator away from a majority black city, depriving it of money, jobs and national spotlight because of the state government.

Seems they're holding the black man down........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

642 Think that another state's legislature voted to ban them yesterday - Missouri, maybe?

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It was MO, yes. TJM posted our very own Henruh McMastuh here in SC banned them too. Haven't seen any confirmation on that yet.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2021 02:12 PM (O+I8R)

643 MLB moved the all star game?

Gee, after that heart felt open letter sent to me by Rob Manfred, I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked!

By the way, according to Wiki, Manfred is a world class schmuck.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 02, 2021 02:12 PM (2SdPm)

644
and He's got some problems with some of you people, and you're going to hear about it
Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 02:11 PM (iTXRQ)


I'm more than willing to take my chances with that.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

645 @ naturalfake: I figured it was related to doubloons which, as Daffy Duck taught me very well, are gold coins.

Posted by: 496 at April 02, 2021 02:12 PM (U1eOr)

646 haha that tweet by Pergram reinforces my decision to stay the hell away from twitter

hell site that infects everyone with demonic insanity

whatever CHAD

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 02:12 PM (j9HX3)

647 624
ACTUAL Love Gov Ron DeSantis (well, in my heart anyway) just signed an EO banning vaccine passports in Florida
That's my governor right there.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 02:09 PM (HaL55)


Gov DeSantis has really lapped Abott over the last year.

Previously, I'd thought he was a shoe-in for the Preezy sweepstakes.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 02:12 PM (dWwl8)

648 I'm here.
People on GAB are calling this guy a Jihadi, that he did this on Good Friday/Passover. Connecting it to the Boulder Jihadi who attacked a grocery store featuring Kosher foods after casing synagogues.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2021 02:12 PM (sd8p8)

649 >>>BREAKING: The MLB is moving the All Star game out of Atlanta in response to Georgia's election bill

https://tinyurl.com/yjyohrl7
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (cF8AT)

Professional sports in general now can't die fast enough.

Fuck them. Fuck them all.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

======

This

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 02, 2021 02:12 PM (IzWqf)

650 Story I saw driver was Dead
Posted by: Skip

Not mostly dead ?

Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 02:12 PM (arJlL)

651 Amen!

And He's coming back!


and He's got some problems with some of you people, and you're going to hear about it
Posted by: DB- just DB

Its whip o'clock baby!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 02, 2021 02:12 PM (Vxu+H)

652 Good luck all, the media is trying to get good Americans hurt.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 02:09 PM (Lzpvj)

I miss LA. Enjoy.

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 02:13 PM (KnJdm)

653 623 ugh I hope they don't move that stupid game to philly or something

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 02:09 PM (j9HX3)

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It belongs in Beijing.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 02:13 PM (rFIOB)

654 612 BREAKING: The MLB is moving the All Star game out of Atlanta in response to Georgia's election bill

https://tinyurl.com/yjyohrl7
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (cF8AT)

Well I guess I wont be watching that anymore
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 02, 2021 02:08 PM (iWIqo)

Well, you can't spell BLM without MLB, now can you? I'm so glad I stopped watching almost 30 years ago.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 02, 2021 02:14 PM (mdjgu)

655 If y'all wanna get technical.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 02:11 PM (Oglqz)

Americans.

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 02:14 PM (KnJdm)

656 nood MLB

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 02, 2021 02:14 PM (pAjZN)

657
Did the "murder victim" have a knife or not?

Posted by: Glenn John at April 02, 2021 02:14 PM (LilNs)

658 People on GAB are calling this guy a Jihadi, that he did this on Good Friday/Passover. Connecting it to the Boulder Jihadi who attacked a grocery store featuring Kosher foods after casing synagogues.

--

There is no indication this was terrorist related. We repeat, there is no indication this was terrorist related.

ALL IS CALM!

Posted by: FBI at April 02, 2021 02:14 PM (O+I8R)

659 Can we use Creole with a capital C??

Posted by: Frank Parrish, New Orleans at April 02, 2021 02:15 PM (1yPl/)

660 >>>Gov DeSantis has really lapped Abott over the last year.

Previously, I'd thought he was a shoe-in for the Preezy sweepstakes.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 02:12 PM (dWwl

======

Yeah, but, but, we're women!

Posted by: Gov. Noem and Reynolds at April 02, 2021 02:15 PM (IzWqf)

661 If y'all wanna get technical.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 02:11 PM (Oglqz)


I'm a mutt. Who cares ? Content of your character, and all that.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 02:15 PM (9VhQH)

662 A police officer died at the capital today because someone did something because of white supremacy.

Posted by: MSM evening news at April 02, 2021 02:15 PM (Ojki1)

663 Oops, I missed the "rammer dies" news. Need to post Area 51 type warning signs: LETHAL FORCE AUTHORIZED

Posted by: JM in Florida at April 02, 2021 02:16 PM (VLaw/)

664 Connecting it to the Boulder Jihadi who attacked a grocery store featuring Kosher foods after casing synagogues.


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2021 02:12 PM (sd8p

I did not notice a jihadi beard, but I'll check again.

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 02:16 PM (KnJdm)

665 mmmmm...macaroons.

Posted by: Bosk at April 02, 2021 02:16 PM (SWbVS)

666 If y'all wanna get technical.
Posted by: SMH
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Well, all of you married your cousins.

Posted by: Noah at April 02, 2021 02:16 PM (9Fwwf)

667
Noob - MLB survives without a spine

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 02:16 PM (pNxlR)

668 Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down.

Dirty Laundry

And this was written 40 years ago about the media.

They don't change just their favorites and their targets.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 02:16 PM (ZLL8y)

669 605 Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 02:06 PM (5+1A/)

Ace I live in the state that used the terms the most and the longest sadly. I used local descriptive words that friends of the different races (which I have many of and work with and mentor) would use unless it was with anger to communicate. I do not make a habit of it.

I apologized, I apologize again.

This is like the murders in the CHOP a case of ramped up white idiots killing another person of color. That time it was an Antifa type summarily executing a 16 year old kid. This time it was a "come hell or high water I will go home tonight" blue knight superhero who has Nancy Pelosi's sanction to pop anyone they deem necessary.

If I hurt any poster here, any reader here, any future lurker with my description of why I am 90% certain the media and social media spin on this are not only wrong but inciteful I apologize again.

Sven

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 02:16 PM (Lzpvj)

670 People on GAB are calling this guy a Jihadi, that he did this on Good Friday/Passover. Connecting it to the Boulder Jihadi who attacked a grocery store featuring Kosher foods after casing synagogues.


I don't think this kid was a jihadi but that's just my gut

and the boulder guy was a weirdo antifa/lefty - he was "jihadi" in the sense of "here's a cool counterculture thing to be related to my heritage" but not in the true, actual Jihadi sense.

he was just a prog. MY GUESS is he had mental/drug abuse issues and went OFF. not good, possibly somewhat inspired by "jihad" ...but not really

people on Gab can be sort of crazy. take everything on there with a massive grain of salt. that said, good links to videos that are suppressed

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 02:16 PM (j9HX3)

671 >>>Story I saw driver was Dead
Posted by: Skip

Not mostly dead ?
Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 02:12 PM (arJlL)

======

So, go through his pockets and look for loose change?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 02, 2021 02:16 PM (IzWqf)

672 "I'm mulatto.

My daughters are quadroons.

My grandbabies are octaroons.

If y'all wanna get technical."

I just go with...'Ette.

All else pales next to that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 02:17 PM (3D/fK)

673 601 @DailyCaller 3m

BREAKING: The MLB is moving the All Star game out of Atlanta in response to Georgia's election bill

https://tinyurl.com/yjyohrl7
Posted by: Tami



Thankfully, I don't have a MLB team to follow. (Pittsburgh Pirates 'fan')

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2021 02:17 PM (EhBdW)

674 638 Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 02:11 PM (Oglqz)

You're an American.

We all are for a little while longer anyway until whatever they are wrecking the country to make becomes the "new normal."

Heal up ma'am and God bless you.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 02:18 PM (Lzpvj)

675 "ABC News a suspect is dead after an encounter with Capitol Police."

Ooh, that's a phrase that takes me back! When Sikh terrorists were raising hell in the Punjab, police/military would sometimes take a bunch of them out into a field, gun them all down, then announce that they'd been killed during "an encounter". Living in India, everyone knew that that meant an extra-judicial execution.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 02, 2021 02:18 PM (U77Tm)

676 Well, all of you married your cousins.

You take that shit back. I never once even touched any of my cousins. Sure, I thought about it - the distant ones. But never laid a hand on any of 'em. And you can't punish me for what I was thinkin'.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 02:19 PM (9VhQH)

677 Three days...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 02:19 PM (Q87rR)

678 652 Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 02:13 PM (KnJdm)

I love the people here, I made my best friends and have been the best off post citizen of my travels here.

When I leave it will be sad.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 02:19 PM (Lzpvj)

679 Black Orchid, was just commenting, not endorsing the opinion. We won;t know anything til they start scrubbing his social media so we can't know the real motive.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2021 02:20 PM (sd8p8)

680 >> Henruh McMastuh here in SC banned them too. Haven't seen any confirmation on that yet.

Henruh tweeted that, "Vaccine passports have no place, ah say ah say, no place heuh in souf carlina', son. Duh veruh ideauh is un- ah say ah say un-American".

He tweeted that, but no official action. And for that tweet, there was a pile-on (or Twatter showed a pile-on) of our Love-science-sexually brigade jumping all over him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2021 02:20 PM (Mzdiz)

681 Sorry folks, no Racial Bingo winner today....

We will see you all next week! There are leftover donuts and some coffee in the back.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 02:21 PM (Q87rR)

682 681 Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 02:21 PM (Q87rR)

Tell me where to leave the tip, please do not say Sally the Waitress.

Have a good weekend.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 02:23 PM (Lzpvj)

683 SMH, definitely an 'ette. Glad you are doing well. Keep us posted.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2021 02:23 PM (sd8p8)

684 Well, at least it wasn't Mohammad Dirka Dirka Islam. That guy's a realm asshole.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 01:14 PM (i4CI5)

Painting with a broad brush lol

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 02, 2021 02:30 PM (IDhUW)

685 661 If y'all wanna get technical.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 02:11 PM (Oglqz)

I'm a mutt. Who cares ? Content of your character, and all that.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 02, 2021 02:15 PM (9VhQH)
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Think I'm willowed but...

All-American

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 02, 2021 02:33 PM (IDhUW)

686 There can't be reparations because to accept such would be to accept the "oppressive colonialists structures

Posted by: SMOD at April 02, 2021 02:49 PM (X5CsJ)

687 The SC governors office has a history of saying, but not doing.

After Hugo the governor said, looters will be shot. However, down at my checkpoint in Mt Pleasent - no such orders ever reached us.

Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2021 03:17 PM (338Qn)

688 Tounces the Driving Cat!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 02, 2021 03:18 PM (yQpMk)

689 Mediaite reports the dead suspect was Noah Green, 25, a Nation of Islam follower.

Posted by: Texan99 at April 02, 2021 03:30 PM (GKRG4)

690 And we see lots of Empty Seats at the Ball Games and Cardboard Substitutes

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 02, 2021 05:10 PM (FLiOE)

691 Not related to THIS instance, but I still have questions about the Boulder shooter that I haven't seen addressed anywhere.

Has anybody explained how Mr Al-Issa shot ten people and KILLED ALL TEN? Doesn't that indicate a surprising level of marksmanship? I mean, it's one thing to do "proper stance" at the range and manage to group all your shots in the target zone of a stationary piece of paper. It's a whole different thing to be standing in a King Soopers and popping off shots at moving people and kill each and every one of them. Isn't it?

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at April 02, 2021 09:21 PM (DbEj/)

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