The Morning Report - 4/2/21 [J.J. Sefton]

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Good morning, kids. Friday and the weekend is here. In trying to get a higher altitude perspective on the situation we face one element that pops up no matter where you look is Red China. For at least the past 30 years, they've been infiltrating every aspect of our society from government to business to academia in an effort to destabilize us by sowing disunity, discord and discontent. They've conducted and continue to conduct one of the most massive spying operations to obtain everything from trade secrets, patents and intellectual property all the way up to the most sensitive, advanced defense technology. For all their ballyhooed prowess in all of those areas, the reality is the Chi-Coms have gotten ahead the old fashioned way: they stole it. And they are well on their way to stealing the world. Hell, the filthy bastards proudly admit it:

"We plagiarized wildly, copied wildly," Zang admitted. "What intellectual property rights? What patented technology? We'll get it first and deal with it later," he added.

After four decades, the Chinese Communist Party has "learned everything, and can do everything ourselves," Zang revealed before adding "When we look back, the factories are ours, the equipment is ours, the technology is ours, the patents are ours." "The foreigners have all gone," he emphasized.

The massive intellectual property theft allowed Chinese Communist Party officials to talk "tough" to President Biden's Secretary of State and National Security Adviser at a recent Alaska summit:

"That's why our Foreign Minister Yang [Jiechi] and Wang [Yi] could be so tough when they talked to the United States. [They thought] you have no right to talk to us in this way."

It's easy to make them the bogeyman for all of our ills. But the sad, undeniable truth is that the Chi-Coms could not have gotten where they are today without the eager help of fellow citizens who stabbed us in the back and sold us out. First and foremost is our political class including the Bushes and Clintons who gave these Mongoloids most favored nation trading status and a seat at the WTO as well as outright engineering the transfer of defense technology that "Great Leap Forwarded" their nuclear arsenal from 20 years behind us to parity in one fell swoop.

It's easy to understand how brainwashing a couple of generations of our youth to hate this, the greatest nation that ever was - and as of this writing tragically is no more. And now, the concentration camp-running, organ-harvesting, slave-labor driving filthy, degenerate Chi-Coms are stomping all over us for "human rights violations" and aiding and abetting the BLM blood-libeling of America - while Tony freaking Blinken the alleged secretary of state agrees with them! But, Psaki-circling back, speaking of shameless plagiarists, what excuse does Joe Biden and his contemporaries have? Yeah, I get it. They're greedy and crave power. But those his age and older, in particular those who weren't raised as red diaper babies but in the steel and coal belts (allegedly in Joe's case) should know the difference between George Meaney and Pol Pot. And yet, "Xi Jinping is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life"... in a numbered Swiss account, please.

Naturally, the younger generations, whose souls have been destroyed by consuming the poisoned fruit from the tree planted by Herbert Marcuse, Antonio Gramsci et al, have no qualms at all about jumping in bed with Worldwide Fang-Fang Bang-Bang because they've been preprogrammed to hate America since way before the Chi-Coms were even a factor. Nearly 40 years ago, a KGB defector by the name of Yuri Bezmenov predicted the very situation we find ourselves in now and laid out exactly how the overthrow of our society would happen because the plan was put in motion even before that interview.

So, in the grand scheme of things, the chicken and egg story of Chi-Com infiltration or Leftist self-loathing really doesn't matter all that much. Now that the wolf is at our throat, with the eager help of the Zuckerbergs, Dorseys, Bezos and Buffetts, whatever the Bidens and Obamas can't destroy or goniff is going to get egg-rolled into a mass grave.

Have a nice weekend.

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1 Morning horde. Get up. Start something. finish something.

Posted by: iandeal at April 02, 2021 06:41 AM (vgGyZ)

2 Mornin JJ, thanks as always

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 02, 2021 06:41 AM (zOX41)

3
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 02, 2021 06:41 AM (ZGHeF)

4 Mork Zuckerbot....

I wonder if he understands that sooner or later Xi will Jack Ma him?

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 06:41 AM (Lzpvj)

5 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2021 06:42 AM (yrol0)

6 Good morning horde! TGIFF!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2021 06:43 AM (EjmvJ)

7 morning horde. thank fuck it's friday.

it's a day of making sense of shitty data. i mean this crap makes almost as much sense as the "brains" floating around in bi-den's head.

at least the covfefe is mine and fresh ground.

oh it's ready by the way...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 06:43 AM (8D42x)

8 Thank you, J.J.


AAA..HB-Day!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 06:44 AM (3D/fK)

9 Good morning horde, on a rare appearance

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 06:44 AM (Cxk7w)

10 Ashli Babbit's husband has released a statement, says she was "murdered".

Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 06:44 AM (nJ9vg)

11 China conquered the US without firing a shot.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 06:44 AM (3H9h1)

12 China conquered the US without firing a shot.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 06:44 AM


biden surrendered to china without them even asking for him to.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 02, 2021 06:46 AM (JUOKG)

13 Good morning dear morons and thank you JJ

It also bears repeating that the US president also serves the interests of the CCP.

He may not even realize or intend this.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2021 06:47 AM (EZebt)

14 "The LA County Sheriff told TMZ investigators have determined the cause of the Tiger Woods car crash but aren't releasing details to the public at this time."

Probably due to something like a "stuck accelerator pedal".
And no steering input.

Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 06:47 AM (nJ9vg)

15 Overwhelmed by all this content

Levin the other night thought the Democrats will break up HR1 and put it piecemeal in other bills. They know it's a power grab and the spin might not work.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 06:48 AM (Cxk7w)

16 >>"Ushering China's Social Credit System into America."


Yeah, listen to Dr. Leana Wen desperately urge the government not lose their leverage by re-opening too soon. "If everything is re-opened, what's the carrot going to be?"

https://tinyurl.com/wfpmyp9h

*Gee, is she Chinese? Are we allowed to notice that?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 06:48 AM (bDqIh)

17 Sundowner has yet to make a decision the Chi-coms wouldn't.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 06:49 AM (Cxk7w)

18 14 Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 06:47 AM (nJ9vg)

Yeah I am certain the cult of Payne Stewart hired a crack team of netrunners to hack the Kitten Mobile.....

*or* perhaps it is more likely simple operator error or inebriation of some sort.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 06:49 AM (Lzpvj)

19 What you are all calling "critical race theory" has been common parlance here for at least 15 years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2021 06:49 AM (EZebt)

20 15 Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 06:48 AM (Cxk7w)

Why bother, if the American people are angry about HR1 and its passage it is not like Mork, Jeffy, or @Jack will let the news get out anyway.

Socialist media is for sacking America not serving it.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 06:51 AM (Lzpvj)

21 19 Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2021 06:49 AM (EZebt)

and boy it has worked wonders for Mexifornia!

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 06:51 AM (Lzpvj)

22 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 06:52 AM (arJlL)

23 "Yeah, listen to Dr. Leana Wen desperately urge the government not lose their leverage by re-opening too soon. "If everything is re-opened, what's the carrot going to be?"
"

So that's where she went, after she left Baltimore city government!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 06:53 AM (3D/fK)

24 More on China: photos reveal the Type 100 Sun Tzu SSBN. It is the largest submarine in the world, surpassing the Russian Typhoon SSBN (as depicted in The Hunt for Red October.)

"The damn thing is made to start a war."

https://tinyurl.com/5t369zhr

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 06:53 AM (3H9h1)

25 >>"'So your pronouns are dumb/whore?? No? Ohhh right sorry I forgot it's ugly/bitch right?' tweeted one user."


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS PAULSON A WELL-KNOWN HOLLYWOOD LESBIAN (LONG-TIME PARTNER OF HOLLAND TAYLOR), BUT ONE OF HER BEST FRIENDS IS PEDRO PASCAL, THE WOKE CO-STAR OF GINA CARANO WHOSE "SISTER" JUST CAME OUT AS TRANS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 02, 2021 06:54 AM (bDqIh)

26 23 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 06:53 AM (3D/fK)

She is simply an Asian doctrinaire democrat who understands that democrat ideas are so great they have to be mandatory or no one chooses them.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 06:54 AM (Lzpvj)

27 WH Lauds EU Talks on Readmitting US to Iran Nuke Deal

Watching a surrender and appeasement in progress

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 06:54 AM (GPwVZ)

28 I'm glad you explained that Ben but I'm still just as confused as ever.

Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 06:55 AM (+y8uL)

29 27 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 06:54 AM (GPwVZ)

Remember don't thank Zhou Bai-Dan everyone knew what would happen thank the moderates and never trumpers for giving enough rhetorical cover to steal 2020.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 06:55 AM (Lzpvj)

30 Cold day at Penn State, at least we are at the Cruz of The Biscuit Phase of Commissioning and Test.

May get out of this place by July. May get out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2021 06:56 AM (JBmVk)

31 Yesterday someone stated that James Lankford praised the murder of Ashli Babbitt. Although I don't doubt anything about the gutless Repukes I was unable to find anything confirming that. Anyone have a link or can otherwise say they recall it?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 06:56 AM (y7DUB)

32 Good Friday morning.

Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 06:56 AM (S1hrL)

33 More on China: photos reveal the Type 100 Sun Tzu SSBN. It is the largest submarine in the world, surpassing the Russian Typhoon SSBN (as depicted in The Hunt for Red October.)

"The damn thing is made to start a war."

https://tinyurl.com/5t369zhr
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 06:53 AM (3H9h1)


looks like a Nice big target to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 06:58 AM (GPwVZ)

34 First and foremost is our political class including the Bushes and Clintons who gave these Mongoloids most favored nation trading status and a seat at the WTO

A key economic metric - similar to a gas gauge or speedometer on a car - is Labor Participation Rate (LPR). After permanent most favored nation status to China our LPR began to free-fall for nearly two decades. Trump was the first duly elected* President to begin to reverse that trend.

* duly elected - as opposed to whatever cluster of fvck put Biden into office

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 02, 2021 06:58 AM (N/gDA)

35 >>I'm glad you explained that Ben but I'm still just as confused as ever.

It's simply an uber-woke, lesbian actress getting attacked by the woke mob for not posting her pronouns despite (I assume) fully supporting transgenders.
It's never not funny when the Left eat their own.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 06:58 AM (bDqIh)

36 31 Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 06:56 AM (y7DUB)

No idea whether he did or not.

What I do know is that at least some FBI agents think every Republican in DC in the 5th should be hung w/o trial.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 06:59 AM (Lzpvj)

37 Watching a surrender and appeasement in progress
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 06:54 AM (GPwVZ)

===

The results as lamentable as they are predictable. Weakness is a provocation. Taiwan will be the old lady beaten on the sidewalk while Biden the security guard is closing the door and turning his back.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2021 06:59 AM (EZebt)

38 looks like a Nice big target to me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 06:58 AM (GPwVZ)


That assumes a "pseudo-CINC" fire order that is not ignored/over-ruled by the JCS and that the captain is still speaking to the crew!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 07:00 AM (hOUT3)

39 The great give-away continues apace. If you have had a family member die from the covids, FEMA is cutting you a check for $9,000.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:00 AM (eX6u1)

40
If they actually built something with this "infrastructure" bill, I might at least consider its value. But "infrastructure" will be redefined as soft targets instead of hard concrete. So womyn, LGBT and BIPOCs (and Democratic politicians and consultants, of course) will get their payoffs while bridges and sewers crumble.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 07:00 AM (mht8P)

41 Fake vax passports were the answer...I thought. Until my husband pointed out that there will most likely be a. national data base that will have EVERYONE's info at some bureaucrat's fingertips. So much for HIPAA "laws."

Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 07:02 AM (S1hrL)

42 In fact, it is white Christian nationalism, more than any other ideology, that has shaped xenophobic and racist views around Covid-19, according to a recent study.

Do not fight back against your Chinese overlords cause it is racist!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2021 07:02 AM (yrol0)

43 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 07:00 AM (mht8P)

Come, come, Hadrian me lad, PEOPLE* are our priorities!

Well, to be fair, some people...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 07:02 AM (hOUT3)

44 Leftists demand complete control of the narrative, so you will arrive at the "correct" conclusion. It's part and parcel of the manufacturing of consent, and propaganda. False choices. It's why the "republicans" are used as pinata, they have their role to play.

One of the most important life skills you can teach your kids are the techniques used by unscrupulous types in debate or argument - logical fallacies. Learn what they are, and how to identify them, how they are used. Then watch the "news" together, or an odious politician spout their lies, and see how many you can find together. Make a game out of it.

Children are naturally idealistic, and leftists know this, and is precisely why they spend an inordinate amount of effort corrupting them. You can't be with them all the time, can't teach them everything, but being able to spot Bullshit Artists will serve them well throughout life.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 02, 2021 07:03 AM (mzCLD)

45 That first link is unbelievable.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at April 02, 2021 07:04 AM (k82wL)

46 Some of my clients are in the "infrastructure" business so I might get some trickledown.

Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 07:04 AM (nJ9vg)

47 Didn't Urkel get almost a Trillion wackybucks a few years ago to do infrastructure? I remember the signs. What ever happened to that lucre?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 02, 2021 07:04 AM (flINI)

48
What ever happened to that lucre?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 02, 2021 07:04 AM (flINI)

------------

Pink-collar jobs!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 07:05 AM (mht8P)

49 More on China: photos reveal the Type 100 Sun Tzu SSBN. It is the largest submarine in the world, surpassing the Russian Typhoon SSBN (as depicted in The Hunt for Red October.)

"The damn thing is made to start a war."

https://tinyurl.com/5t369zhr
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 06:53 AM (3H9h1)

They will not build dick. The whole bill is a left wing wet dream

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 07:05 AM (GPwVZ)

50 "What ever happened to that lucre?
Posted by: Truck Monkey "

Those signs are not cheap!

Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 07:05 AM (nJ9vg)

51 We plagiarized wildly, copied wildly, Zang admitted. What intellectual property rights? What patented technology? Well get it first and deal with it later, he added.

Look around you. If you see 3 or more Chinese in a tech or med industry they are stealing!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2021 07:05 AM (yrol0)

52 More on China: photos reveal the Type 100 Sun Tzu SSBN. It is the largest submarine in the world, surpassing the Russian Typhoon SSBN (as depicted in The Hunt for Red October.)

"The damn thing is made to start a war."

https://tinyurl.com/5t369zhr
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 06:53 AM (3H9h1)

looks like a Nice big target to me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 06:58 AM (GPwVZ)

if the chinese made it, i assume it's loud as hell and can be heard from 100 miles or more out, and that's before you deal with rebound from the layer...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 07:05 AM (8D42x)

53 More on China: photos reveal the Type 100 Sun Tzu SSBN. It is the largest submarine in the world, surpassing the Russian Typhoon SSBN (as depicted in The Hunt for Red October.)

"The damn thing is made to start a war."

https://tinyurl.com/5t369zhr
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 06:53 AM (3H9h1)

They will not build dick. The whole bill is a left wing wet dream
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 07:05 AM (GPwVZ)

Fuck wrong link...that was meant for the infrastructure bill

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 07:06 AM (GPwVZ)

54 "We plagiarized wildly, copied wildly," Zang admitted. "What intellectual property rights? What patented technology? We'll get it first and deal with it later," he added.
After four decades, the Chinese Communist Party has "learned everything, and can do everything ourselves," Zang revealed before adding "When we look back, the factories are ours, the equipment is ours, the technology is ours, the patents are ours." "The foreigners have all gone," he emphasized.

++++
They are nothing if not audacious. The foreigners are gone because you stole everything from them. You stole everything from them because you're pernicious crooks. They put you in a position to steal from them because they're short-sighted, avaricious, credulous rubes.

And all of this was made possible by a confluence of trade policy - both ours (and the West's more generally) and theirs. We made this monster in many phases. From the hedging against the USSR that caused Nixon to open China to the soulless theft and graft of Clinton to the short-sightedness in corporate board rooms and more, we made this monster possible. Of all of these evils, our trade policies likely carry the greatest weight of blame.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:06 AM (Jsjd7)

55 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:06 AM (Zz0t1)

56 Morning everyone! Happy Good Friday!

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 02, 2021 07:07 AM (nxdel)

57 President Bill Clinton insisted in the late 90s that letting China into the World Trade Organization would

have a profound impact on human rights and liberty.

Yes he brought CCP human rights and liberties to USA!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2021 07:07 AM (yrol0)

58 If Democrats really wanted to end mass urban shootings they would require every one learn to shoot and carry

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at April 02, 2021 07:07 AM (k82wL)

59 >> Fake vax passports were the answer...I thought. Until my husband pointed out that there will most likely be a. national data base that will have EVERYONE's info at some bureaucrat's fingertips. So much for HIPAA "laws."


Not just national, but international. the WHO is talking about a vaccine passport db for international travel.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 07:08 AM (bDqIh)

60 Infrastructure read: LGBQT equity jobs, new critical race theory classrooms, expanded USPS to handle mail in voting, solar panels and wind turbines galore, electric car charging stations in every corner, but no roads, bridges, and the like. Most state DOT have big budgets that take care of the roads already and more states will institute highway tolls.

Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 07:08 AM (S1hrL)

61
I'm noticing something interesting on Amazon. Just about every product over $100 in the 'Questions and Answers' section, someone is asking - sometimes two or three times, actually - where the product originates.

If the answer is China, I pass on the purchase. China is still proud to reply, not knowing the tide is turning.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 02, 2021 07:08 AM (N/gDA)

62 Of all of these evils, our trade policies likely carry the greatest weight of blame.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:06 AM (Jsjd7)

Funny how when you let people steal, they steal!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2021 07:08 AM (yrol0)

63
"We plagiarized wildly, copied wildly," Zang admitted. "What intellectual property rights? What patented technology? We'll get it first and deal with it later," he added.

The Chinese file about a zillion patent applications a year and almost all of them are junk. Like the Soviets, they never invent anything they can steal.

I once hypothesized to a patent attorney that IP in China was like the wild, wild West. He replied that the wild West was civilized and sedate by comparison.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 07:09 AM (mht8P)

64 What doesn't come from China?

Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 07:10 AM (S1hrL)

65 64 Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 07:10 AM (S1hrL)

CUOMO19 evidently

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 07:11 AM (Lzpvj)

66 The situation with China underscores all that is wrong with globalist economic theory. The basic theory - never put so simply because it sounds absurd - of "they become free before we become poor" justifies asymmetrical free trade. This does not work. Nixon opened China, claiming that China would become free as it became rich, at no cost to us. Clinton doubled down and gave them most-favored nation (MFN) status, opening trade further. Clinton also lobbied for their entrance into the WTO, compounding the mistake on a global scale. They had decreasingly fettered - and eventually virtually unfettered - access to our markets and capital and expertise while we had virtually zero access to them.

This, according to the theories that assume that all men are like us, should have lasted about 10 years, maybe 20. Then the noble Chinese peasant was supposed to rise up, demand his freedom, reform the state and liberalize trade in both directions. This didn't happen at any kind of scale. The globalists were *wrong* about how things would progress. They did *not* become free before we became poor, they did not liberalize, they did not open, they did not transform into a peer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:11 AM (Jsjd7)

67 What Red China has done is no surprise. It's what commies do. Lie, cheat, steal and murder.

Just like democrats.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2021 07:11 AM (R/m4+)

68 Mark Zuckerberg
The Manchurian Candidate

How many quatloos do I win?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 07:12 AM (LvTSG)

69 I have also noticed that they are hiding where a product is made or omit it altogether. Very frustrating.

Posted by: Infidel at April 02, 2021 07:12 AM (E0OEG)

70 President Bill Clinton insisted in the late 90s that letting China into the World Trade Organization would
have a profound impact on human rights and liberty.
Yes he brought CCP human rights and liberties to USA!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2021 07:07 AM


My Senator at the time, with a huge (D) after his name, was Arlen Specter, head of a Senate Foreign committee who warned (paraphrased) if we didn't keep China on a short leash they would be impossible to control.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 02, 2021 07:12 AM (N/gDA)

71 Good morning, hordelings. Thanks again, J.J.

It's apparently winter again here in FL. I HATE pants.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 02, 2021 07:12 AM (OssQ4)

72 What doesn't come from China?
Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 07:10 AM (S1hrL)

Twinkees

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 07:13 AM (GPwVZ)

73 If Democrats really wanted to end mass urban shootings they would require every one learn to shoot and carry
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at April 02, 2021 07:07 AM (k82wL)
++++
If Democrats really wanted to end mass urban shootings they would more aggressively police the drug trade, target government corruption and good-ole'-boyism, close the failed schools and institute school choice and engage in massive, long-term propaganda campaigns to encourage education and family cohesion in those areas.

But that's hard, so gun control it is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:13 AM (Jsjd7)

74 Not sure what will be the tracking button least on the surface Sundowner's administration wants it to be up to private companies how they implement the no vaccine no admittance.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 07:13 AM (Cxk7w)

75 Regarding the Chinese Navy's new sub... like most everything the Chinese mass produce there's the question of quality. The CCP military-industrial complex is pushing out new "stealth" aircraft, warships and gear for their army in massive quantities, far surpassing what the US (or any western military) can achieve.

Is their military kit any good? Or is it like most Chinese mass produced shit... and is shit?

Taiwan is going to find out sooner rather than later.

And we have our own government to thank for the CCP's new found engineering prowess.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 07:14 AM (3H9h1)

76 New business plan. Every fake ID comes with free fake vaccine passport.

Posted by: CapeFear at April 02, 2021 07:15 AM (4PDMt)

77 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 07:16 AM (OCTRt)

78 76 Posted by: CapeFear at April 02, 2021 07:15 AM (4PDMt)

Thank God I need neither to get my bennies!

//Juan 10,000,000

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 07:16 AM (Lzpvj)

79 Our country has been sold out by "international rootless cosmopolitan cohort" which has disproportionate control of the media, our banking system, and now our government. What exactly did they do to earn our "greatest ally" status when they are literally caught spying on us all the fucking time (spying devices from them were found on Trumps Whitehouse lawn, for example). Perhaps its not the Chinese, just those "Americans" who were willing to sell out their country for a few bucks, the Chinese just took advantage of the "rootless international cosmopolitan" drive for money.

Posted by: Jaybee at April 02, 2021 07:16 AM (e5Mds)

80 Leave it to the muslhams to make Zib mean "biggest dick."

I mean, it needed to be easy and just roll off the tongue?

"C'mere little boy. I am have Zib and it wishes to know you."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:16 AM (Zz0t1)

81 "What doesn't come from China?"

Human rights?

Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 07:17 AM (nJ9vg)

82 We understand yet laugh at your situation.

Posted by: 1970's USSR at April 02, 2021 07:17 AM (oQjpr)

83 Not to mention, as another strike against the globalists, China got rich *by* refusing to liberalize. We can argue that they would have gotten richer if they had, but there is no way to prove it. The fact remains that they went from impoverished to rich by cheating and stealing and using trade policy as both a blunt and precision weapon. They keep foreign goods out, so if you want access to their large internal market, you must produce there. You can't produce there because you can't own property, so you have to partner with the locals. The joint ventures you form are under their control. They let you wet your beaks for a few years before you find - in extreme cases - your factory padlocked and you are very strongly asked to leave the country. More commonly, you simply find your products on the market from other sources, eroding your share with your own stolen property manufactured by someone's cousin or another party member owed a favor in another province.

And then your own country - a country you betrayed through offshoring in pursuit of a pipe dream, but your country nonetheless - does nothing about it through a toxic brew of cowardice and avarice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:17 AM (Jsjd7)

84 They will not build dick. The whole bill is a left wing wet dream

"Infrastructure" is a cute way to say "graft." The monies always flow through Democrats hands all the way down to the union jack-offs laying out orange cones to screw up your morning/evening drive.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 07:17 AM (3H9h1)

85 What doesn't come from China?
Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 07:10 AM (S1hrL)


Anything superbly engineered and high quality.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:18 AM (Zz0t1)

86 looks like a Nice big target to me
Posted by: Nevergiveup

At the bottom, the site admits the whole thing was an April Fools joke.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 02, 2021 07:18 AM (OssQ4)

87
"Infrastructure" is a cute way to say "graft." The monies always flow through Democrats hands all the way down to the union jack-offs laying out orange cones to screw up your morning/evening drive.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 07:17 AM (3H9h1)


EVERYTHING the left does is money laundering.

EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:19 AM (Zz0t1)

88
Everyone should carry around some paperwork written in Guatemalan apparently. Know a few phrases, a lot of obscenities. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 02, 2021 07:19 AM (N/gDA)

89 "Fire Fauci" Bill Introduced to Congress

Ah, there's nothing like kabuki theater in the morning.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 02, 2021 07:20 AM (DTX3h)

90 The China problem could have been solved by a single man with a spine, probably 30ish years ago. The first factory they stole, the first time they refused to uphold IP rights, the first time they muscled in on a JV "partner," there should have been a miles-high tariff wall erected along with export and capital controls. All that man - the President or a major Congressional force - would have had to do was throw down the gauntlet *then.* "You want to restrict access and force JVs? Fine. You want to steal from *us?* Fuck you, no access to capital, no access to markets, nothing but sanctions until you fix your shit."

No one with a spine or a mind was in a position to do anything. The one man who tried - Ross Perot - nearly got there but the system wasn't interested in a third-partier who was more than a little weird.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:21 AM (Jsjd7)

91 Someone laundered money in my pants..

And it smells like shit!!

Posted by: Resident Biden at April 02, 2021 07:21 AM (3D/fK)

92 EVERYTHING the left state does is money laundering.

EVERYTHING.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:19 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
FIFY.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:21 AM (Jsjd7)

93 JJ, thanks for your incredible morning reports every day.
You are indefatigable.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 02, 2021 07:22 AM (GBZnB)

94 I saw on this news this morning that the American Lysenko - the "pure scientist" Doctor Fauci - has told kids they might be able to play together in late summer.

So there's that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:22 AM (Jsjd7)

95
Got the lawn mowed yesterday. I look out over the manicured emerald expanse in the dawn light and murmur to myself, "Oh, you splendid fellow. You splendid, splendid fellow."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 07:22 AM (mht8P)

96 Morning!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 02, 2021 07:22 AM (CjFDo)

97 In reality they copy everything, but cannot really make it work. They need western applied engineering talent to do so, and that talent is running away from them. Don't get me wrong, they can create trouble. But their vaunted military cannot project power more than 500 or so miles beyond their borders. In a naval clash they couldn't deal with he Japanese, let alone us.

The silly wargames pronouncement was a pentagon ploy to inflate their budgets. The Chinese are so overleveraged it would make your head spin. Think we have debt issues?

Why does China do all these things to mess with us? Because they know if it got hot, they'd last all of about week.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 02, 2021 07:22 AM (V6xwG)

98 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:23 AM (5e34N)

99 Good Friday morning hordelings. A somber day indeed. From JJ's link about the seminary professor saying that evangelicalism is the biggest threat to human existence:

"Freeman apparently believes conservative author and radio host Eric Metaxas is a danger to humanity."

Oh, Metaxas is a danger. You bet. Because telling the truth is a dangerous thing in a totalitarian state.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 07:23 AM (45fpk)

100 JJ, thanks for your incredible morning reports every day.
You are indefatigable.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion a

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 07:24 AM (arJlL)

101 92 EVERYTHING the left state does is money laundering.

My plyosophy exactly

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 07:24 AM (Cxk7w)

102 Wow this Gaetz thing is cray cray.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 02, 2021 07:25 AM (nxdel)

103 In reality they copy everything, but cannot really make it work. They need western applied engineering talent to do so, and that talent is running away from them. Don't get me wrong, they can create trouble. But their vaunted military cannot project power more than 500 or so miles beyond their borders. In a naval clash they couldn't deal with he Japanese, let alone us. ...
Posted by: Black JEM at April 02, 2021 07:22 AM (V6xwG)
++++
This is no longer true in the general sense. They stole - and got away with stealing - for long enough to develop some of their own expertise in a lot of industries. They can design, too. They're not wonderfully good at it on average, but in a human capital numbers game they have such vast reservoirs of people that in absolute numbers they can muster a lot of expertise.

But military hardware is harder. There was less to steal, since those industries are defended. That shortcut is less effective, especially in naval and aviation spaces. While they have heavy industry, they don't have a vast shipping industry - most of that is in Europe and Korea, with a lot of expertise (though not capacity) locked up here. More secrets in aviation, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:25 AM (Jsjd7)

104
Good Friday morning hordelings.

__________

A good Friday on Good Friday?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 07:26 AM (mht8P)

105 Oh, and just a reminder, #WASTF.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:26 AM (Zz0t1)

106 "...I thought I was well informed. I read the news. I watch the news. I now see I've been manipulated by the party that I voted for all my life.'"

When the book is finally written about how America finally went off the rails on November 2020, this will be the epitaph for the America we lost that day.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 02, 2021 07:27 AM (mdjgu)

107 Wow this Gaetz thing is cray cray.
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 02, 2021 07:25 AM (nxdel)


You give us the person, we will find a crime and bury them with it, factual or not.

- Your Federal Agencies

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:27 AM (Zz0t1)

108 looks like a Nice big target to me
Posted by: Nevergiveup

At the bottom, the site admits the whole thing was an April Fools joke.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 02, 2021 07:18 AM (OssQ4)

Sigh. LOL..Thnks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 07:27 AM (GPwVZ)

109 101 The Clinton Global Initiative was the best monetary case but the Biden -Chinese connection might be more important

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 07:27 AM (Cxk7w)

110 "...I thought I was well informed. I read the news. I watch the news. I now see I've been manipulated by the party that I voted for all my life.'"

Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:27 AM (Zz0t1)

111 An American woman for a Chinese company contacted me about selling my products there, back when. I was a relatively small concern.

As we got further into it they ended up asking for high resolution pics of every single label. So all IP basically. Something about it rankled me. I became suspicious and backed out.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2021 07:27 AM (jFozV)

112 A good Friday on Good Friday?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 07:26 AM (mht8P)


I know. I always find it hard how to greet people on Good Friday. "Have a great day" seems somehow inappropriate.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 07:27 AM (45fpk)

113 >>What doesn't come from China?

You also have to check if it's a Western company now owned by Chinese business. For example: Motorola, GE Appliances, Smithfield Foods, AMC Theaters, Riot Games. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 07:28 AM (bDqIh)

114 Good morning everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:23 AM (5e34N)


What's so GOOD about it?!??

Posted by: Yeah, THAT asshole at April 02, 2021 07:28 AM (Zz0t1)

115 >>What doesn't come from China?

You also have to check if it's a Western company now owned by Chinese business. For example: Motorola, GE Appliances, Smithfield Foods, AMC Theaters, Riot Games. . .

Check on insurance companies, too. China's buying everything.

Posted by: squeakywheel at April 02, 2021 07:29 AM (mL2J9)

116 This is from the Daily Mail who is relying heavily on a New York Times article released late yesterday. This is insane.

https://tinyurl.com/uv96aa35

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 02, 2021 07:30 AM (nxdel)

117 March Jobs report:

916k

UE 6.0%

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 07:31 AM (cF8AT)

118 For example: Motorola, GE Appliances, Smithfield Foods, AMC Theaters, Riot Games. . . "

Don't forget, Volvo.

Posted by: Resident Biden at April 02, 2021 07:31 AM (3D/fK)

119 Larry Elder: ... 'I am angry,' he said. 'Not at you -- at myself. I thought I was well informed. I read the news. I watch the news. I now see I've been manipulated by the party that I voted for all my life.'"
Fight Left-Wing Lies With... Facts
+++
I fear not, in truth. The time for this was when Elder (I greatly admire Elder) and his fellow warriors were fighting with facts. They couldn't get much of a platform and truth was unwelcome in the big, controlled platforms.

That is different now, yes. But now the world is different, too. My greatest fear is that we have truly become a "post-truth" system. In other words, we are past the inflection point are rapidly approaching a zero-trust environment. In a zero-trust environment, the verity or falsehood of any given statement approaches the same null state. When trust is utterly shattered, true vs. false becomes a difference without distinction.

Then you die because there is no way to order data or create valid information from it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:31 AM (Jsjd7)

120 Labor participation rate: 61.5%

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 07:31 AM (cF8AT)

121 117 March Jobs report:

916k

UE 6.0%
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 07:31 AM (cF8AT)

==========

California finally opening up a bit, I would guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 07:31 AM (LvTSG)

122 Gonna be a sticky sock day, I see.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 07:31 AM (3D/fK)

123 March Jobs report:

916k

UE 6.0%
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 07:31 AM (cF8AT)


Biden saved America!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:31 AM (Zz0t1)

124 >>I saw on this news this morning that the American Lysenko - the "pure scientist" Doctor Fauci - has told kids they might be able to play together in late summer.


Anyone who listens to this man is abusing their children.
Look at the infection rate, and the miniscule number of kids who have a serious reaction to covid, and then let your kids get on with normal life, including fun with friends.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 07:32 AM (bDqIh)

125 Don't get me wrong, they can create trouble. But their vaunted military cannot project power more than 500 or so miles beyond their borders. In a naval clash they couldn't deal with he Japanese, let alone us.

Posted by: Black JEM

My Navy son was invited to visit a new Chinese destroyer during it's visit to one of our naval stations. Much of it was off limits of course but, even in the the limited areas he was permitted to see had poor welds, doors and hatches that could not be made watertight, burned out lights, etc. He was not impressed in the slightest.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:32 AM (5e34N)

126 Don't call it a Vaccine Passport! Do not capitulate to their language. Their way sounds like a ticket to excitement!!!!!

Call it a Health Identification Card. Or Medical Papers.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2021 07:32 AM (jFozV)

127 Was using Apple Pay and Cash App to pay for my Sugar Babies (whores) wrong? Should I have paid with cash like normal playas?

Posted by: Matt Geatz, honorable mention retard. at April 02, 2021 07:32 AM (oQjpr)

128 This is from the Daily Mail who is relying heavily on a New York Times article released late yesterday. This is insane.

https://tinyurl.com/uv96aa35
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 02, 2021 07:30 AM (nxdel)

Yup. Look if he did it he is a sick fuck, but what confuses me is that he does not appear to be stupid? So who would use a credit card or apple pay or venmo for something illegal...Ya use old fashion cash, ah or so I have been told

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2021 07:32 AM (GPwVZ)

129 I know. I always find it hard how to greet people on Good Friday. "Have a great day" seems somehow inappropriate.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 07:27 AM (45fpk)


"Have a good day."

Seems lately I'm hearing a lot more "have a blessed day"

Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2021 07:33 AM (vMCab)

130 114 Good morning everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:23 AM (5e34N)

What's so GOOD about it?!??
Posted by: Yeah, THAT asshole

It's Good Friday. The best day.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:33 AM (5e34N)

131
You also have to check if it's a Western company now owned by Chinese business. For example: Motorola, GE Appliances, Smithfield Foods, AMC Theaters, Riot Games. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 07:28 AM (bDqIh)

___________

I'm sure the Chinese ownership will be as sensitive to diversity and inclusion - even at the cost of earnings - as their former Western owners.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 07:33 AM (mht8P)

132 I saw on this news this morning that the American Lysenko - the "pure scientist" Doctor Fauci - has told kids they might be able to play together in late summer.


He's been saying that shit for a YEAR now.

FUCK that guy. I was always told to respect my elders, but I would absolutely piss on that guy in the Men's room, Up in Smoke style.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:33 AM (Zz0t1)

133 Why can't we have 'Voting' passports?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 07:33 AM (3D/fK)

134 Posted by: Matt Geatz, honorable mention retard. at April 02, 2021 07:32 AM (oQjpr)


Matt Geatz, maybe. Matt GAETZ, not so much.

Try again, schmuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 07:33 AM (s2VJv)

135 Yea... the disclaimer at the bottom of the Chinese sub story... My bad.

But, my point about the CCP's ability to build massive numbers of planes, ships, gear for their army, etc. is that the Chinese always build stuff quickly, but without any real quality. The Chinese military hasn't really been tested lately, and our intel on their abilities is sketchy (go figure) so there's really no hard data to use.

They have copied a lot of our technology thanks to our own government and their stupidity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 07:34 AM (3H9h1)

136 There is no such thing as international copyright law when it comes to large, powerful nations. They either agree on the issue and make it work, or they ignore the demands. China was open about not caring at all.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 02, 2021 07:35 AM (6/LtX)

137 What happens when Chinese in American industries (high tech / STEM universities, etc.) reaches critical mass, i.e., exceeds the non-Chinese? Do they just start stealing from each other? Once they have stolen everything the West is capable of creating/producing, do they have the cultural imperative to continue advancing in STEM?

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at April 02, 2021 07:35 AM (ZIoLS)

138 So who would use a credit card or apple pay or venmo for something illegal...Ya use old fashion cash, ah or so I have been told
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Use a check Rookie!
-- Jerry Springer

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:35 AM (5e34N)

139 The New York State legislature is working on a 2 billion dollar bill called the "Excluded Worker Fund" which allows over 200,000 plus illegals in the state to apply for unemployment where they will be able to receive benefits up to 28,000 a year.
It's disgusting how it's getting to be where illegals have more rights and better perks and benefits than most Americans.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 02, 2021 07:35 AM (NpAcC)

140 It's Good Friday. The best day.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:33 AM (5e34N)


Behold the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 07:35 AM (45fpk)

141 @julie_kelly2
So everyone wants justice for the "insurrection" on January 6? Fine--Big Tech must face consequences, too. Most of the evidence collected against defendants is from their own social media accounts--and much of that evidence is from Facebook posts. My latest:

Zuckerberg told Congress last week wants Trump, every protestor held accountable. But when pressed on his own culpability, he refused to answer. I've looked at thousands of pages of charging docs...FB far and away was biggest platform to organize and promote Capitol protest.

https://tinyurl.com/ye7w7jjz

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 07:36 AM (cF8AT)

142
Off to get shot at the allergist. Later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2021 07:36 AM (s2VJv)

143 I'm going to take the other side on the Gaetz thing. Here's where I am on it: I don't care. Not at all.

Gaetz has one position I really hate (he is dead stupid on medical policy), but generally he appears to be on my side. On the Left, none of this shit matters. If you produce, you're untouchable. You can steal, fuck kids, murder, sell out your country, cavort with the enemy or anything else. There are no standards. We're post-standards.

So maybe Gaetz did it and he's a total scumbag. Maybe it's a deep state hit and all of it is bullshit (more likely). I don't care. If he keeps fighting, I'll keep looking the other way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:36 AM (Jsjd7)

144 >> Fake vax passports were the answer...I thought. Until my husband pointed out that there will most likely be a. national data base that will have EVERYONE's info at some bureaucrat's fingertips. So much for HIPAA "laws."


Not just national, but international. the WHO is talking about a vaccine passport db for international travel.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 07:08 AM (bDqIh)

The B+NY database can be searched by a street address. It is totally open!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2021 07:37 AM (yrol0)

145 Important Update: APRIL FOOLS'! The Type-100 submarine is fictional. This article is a joke in the tradition of April 1st being April Fool's Day. We hope that you enjoyed it. All other articles on Naval News are serious news, we only do this once per year.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 07:37 AM (Oglqz)

146 139 The New York State legislature is working on a 2 billion dollar bill called the "Excluded Worker Fund" which allows over 200,000 plus illegals in the state to apply for unemployment where they will be able to receive benefits up to 28,000 a year.
It's disgusting how it's getting to be where illegals have more rights and better perks and benefits than most Americans.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 02, 2021 07:35 AM (NpAcC)

==========

Good.

If incentives mean anything, then illegals will go towards places like New York and California even when they're planted in red areas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 07:38 AM (LvTSG)

147 Wow this Gaetz thing is cray cray.
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 02, 2021 07:25 AM (nxdel)

You give us the person, we will find a crime and bury them with it, factual or not.

- Your Federal Agencies
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:27 AM (Zz0t1)

this, 100%. it's not that i refuse to believe it could be true, it's that the people telling me it true have lied about pretty much everything for the last 5-6 years, that i'm aware of, that i don't believe anything they tell me.

as i've said, the assholes at the fbi could tell me my hair is brown, and i'd have to look in a mirror to make sure...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 07:39 AM (8D42x)

148 I saw some kids yesterday playing together outside, sans masks! So there Fauxchi, you turd.

Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 07:40 AM (S1hrL)

149 Freeman told Breitbart News that his tweet was "a hyperbolic statement
referring to the extreme, militant, and radical expression of
Christianity that led to the Jan 6 storming of the US Capitol."


But...but...They told me Trump was responsible. Claiming evangelical beliefs are the cause is a big change.

I don't think Mr. Freeman likes us very much.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 02, 2021 07:40 AM (qWNIQ)

150
What wave of the Cathay Plague are we up to? Three? Four?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 07:40 AM (mht8P)

151 @JesseKellyDC
Nothing inspires confidence in the boss like watching him slowly read everything he says out of a pre-prepared binder.

@thehill 19h
President Joe Biden holds his first Cabinet meeting

https://tinyurl.com/ydmhqbwr

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 07:40 AM (cF8AT)

152 Good.
If incentives mean anything, then illegals will go towards places like New York and California even when they're planted in red areas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 07:38 AM (LvTSG)


Further showing exactly how 'smart' the left is.

"Ship them to red cities!"

meanwhile: "Give them benefits in blue states!"

"Won't they relocate to the blue states?"

"........because SHUT UP! That's why."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:40 AM (Zz0t1)

153 The New York State legislature is working on a 2 billion dollar bill called the "Excluded Worker Fund" which allows over 200,000 plus illegals in the state to apply for unemployment where they will be able to receive benefits up to 28,000 a year. ...
Posted by: redridinghood at April 02, 2021 07:35 AM (NpAcC)
+++++
I used to live in NY's Southern Tier. I visited a lot of the Southern Tier and Central New York. Less so up in places like Albany and Buffalo, but I've spent a fair amount of time in Syracuse and Rochester and Binghamton and Corning and places between.

They are beautiful tracts of once-productive industrial territory that have become post-industrial wastelands over the past fifty years. They are depressed places that have lost nearly everything due to bad policy, corruption thievery and short-sightedness at all levels. It's a tragedy and a human disaster.

If this shit of giving massive quantities of money they don't have to people who don't belong there doesn't thrust upstate into rebellion, nothing will.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:41 AM (Jsjd7)

154 149 But...but...They told me Trump was responsible. Claiming evangelical beliefs are the cause is a big change.

I don't think Mr. Freeman likes us very much.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 02, 2021 07:40 AM (qWNIQ)

===========

David French told me that Trump is a very bad Christian who doesn't understand Christianity at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 07:41 AM (LvTSG)

155 AOC wants 10 Trillion in spending.

I want close to 50 Trillion in spending. However, I want to pay for it. We need a one time reset to accomplish big things. Two of the items that need the major reset to do is changing from an income based tax system to a Fair Tax consumption tax system. The other is changing from a government owned Social Security system to individual owned retirement accounts.

These major changes can only be made during a full reset. Also, if we continue on this path of trillions in spending without changing the tax structure from income to consumption, hyper inflation will occur.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 07:41 AM (/BlEx)

156 Gaetz is the diversionary tactic from the Democraps.
Diverting our attention from the border crisis so that we don't pay attention when the illegals start showing up in our towns, in our schools, in our ER's, in our backyards.

Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 07:42 AM (S1hrL)

157 Wow this Gaetz thing is cray cray.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 02, 2021 07:25 AM (nxdel)

=================
Yes, maybe. Or perhaps its an example of what's coming for us all. "Won't bow your knee to the Demofascists? Why, look what we found out/made up about you!!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 02, 2021 07:42 AM (qWNIQ)

158 Either Gaetz is a slimeball or he really knows something the lefttards don't want to get out.

Putting himself in this position only confirms he's stupid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 07:42 AM (3H9h1)

159
@thehill 19h
President Joe Biden holds his first Cabinet meeting

https://tinyurl.com/ydmhqbwr
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 07:40 AM (cF8AT)


Top. Muthafuckin. MAN.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:42 AM (Zz0t1)

160 It's really great to see Republicans stand up to defend their own.


Oh wait....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 02, 2021 07:42 AM (qWNIQ)

161 The usurper himself is not in charge. The men behind the curtain are. I wonder if the cabinet secretaries are all reporting to the same person behind the curtain, or if they all report to the whole cabal or if some report to some parts of the cabal. The latter is the most dangerous option, so that is what I assume is happening.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:43 AM (Jsjd7)

162 The only thing AOC wants is a big fat government paycheck, the 7 figure kind. The bint wants in on the game.

Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 07:44 AM (S1hrL)

163 NGU yeah there's a lot in the article that makes no sense. He allegedly went around showing pictures of naked women to other house members, even did so on the House floor. Really? Hell.. maybe that's common practice anymore but sure sounds far fetched.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 02, 2021 07:44 AM (nxdel)

164 Stop the asian hate? Bwahahaha. In Vancouver a chinaman uses a bicycle to smash van for crime of passenger being maskless. Inscrutable bastards.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at April 02, 2021 07:44 AM (gjZql)

165 President Joe Biden holds his first Cabinet meeting

Posted by: Tami

Almost 3 months into his admin and he has his first meeting with his direct reports? That is some weapons-grade leadership there friends.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:45 AM (5e34N)

166 Sheeple, people who want to stay away from Sheeple
Are the luckiest Sheeple in the world
Evil genius Fauci

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 07:45 AM (Cxk7w)

167 Not a cabinet meeting, a side show meeting with teleprompter and Dr. Jill on hand in bunny ears.

Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 07:46 AM (S1hrL)

168 158. Thats where I am on Gaetz. This is a bad spot, likely of his own making.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 02, 2021 07:46 AM (6/LtX)

169 That Cabinet meeting thing is bizarre.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 07:46 AM (45fpk)

170 I don't hate Asians. Far from it. I do hate the CCP and the Red Chinese state, and due to the behavior of those I am suspicious of Chinese nationals in the United States.

But I don't hate them and I have no pan-Asian malice, contempt or disrespect. I reckon very few people do. But nuance isn't a game the Left plays.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:46 AM (Jsjd7)

171 I have trouble wrapping my head around all the Chinese internal and external political maneuverings.

It's all Greek to me.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 02, 2021 07:46 AM (m45I2)

172 Driving through the southern tier is an experience. Mile after mile of road signs supporting gun rights and fracking, and then you arrive in Ithaca. Where Stalin is the leading candidate in most elections.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 02, 2021 07:46 AM (qWNIQ)

173 > The only thing AOC wants is a big fat government paycheck, the 7 figure kind. The bint wants in on the game.
Posted by: Ziba


American politics explained

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 07:47 AM (iTXRQ)

174 "Honey? What are these charges to your ApplePay account?"

"Which ones?"

"Shea's Bedside Manor and Li's Happy Ending?"

"Business trip, dear."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:47 AM (Zz0t1)

175 Who cares, really, what Gaetz did or didn't do?

Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 07:47 AM (S1hrL)

176 Why should I care about the Feds investigating Gaetz for paying for sex when they won't do a thing about Hunter Buden's self-documented crack whoring with minors?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 02, 2021 07:47 AM (GBZnB)

177 NGU yeah there's a lot in the article that makes no sense. He allegedly went around showing pictures of naked women to other house members, even did so on the House floor. Really? Hell.. maybe that's common practice anymore but sure sounds far fetched.
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 02, 2021 07:44 AM (nxdel)

I could see that actually. i've seen guys share pics at work all the time. it's a down moment, check out this chick i'm dating, etc...

either way, i still think it's 100% a hit by the FBI and democrats.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 07:47 AM (8D42x)

178 I posted this yesterday evening. Marc Elias is the big dem atty. that got election laws changed in many states before Nov.'s election. He thinks people are too stupid to copy down the DL NO., which specifically says DL NO on their license.

@marceelias
The new Georgia law will require voters to submit ID to vote by mail. If they use their driver's license, they need to provide the #.
One of the two numbers below is correct. If they put the other, it will be rejected.
Are you sure you would pick the right one?

https://tinyurl.com/yhosx87w

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 07:47 AM (cF8AT)

179 Almost 3 months into his admin and he has his first meeting with his direct reports? That is some weapons-grade leadership there friends.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:45 AM (5e34N)


His ideas hadn't come in from Kinko's yet.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:48 AM (Zz0t1)

180 "That's why our Foreign Minister Yang [Jiechi] and Wang [Yi] could be so tough when they talked to the United States. [They thought] you have no right to talk to us in this way."

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"When they bring a knife, we bring a sausage." -- Every POS POTUS (POSPOTUS?) since Nixon except Trump and (probably, although I admit to being ignorant of his record except he believed that the government that fled to Taiwan in 1949 was the legitimate government of China) Reagan

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 07:48 AM (P69fT)

181 174 "Honey? What are these charges to your ApplePay account?"

"Which ones?"

"Shea's Bedside Manor and Li's Happy Ending?"

"Business trip, dear."
Posted by: Sponge

The one for "The Joy Tyme Touching Studio" is gonna be the tough one to dodge.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:48 AM (5e34N)

182 I confess to thinking Gaetz was gay. My mistake.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 02, 2021 07:48 AM (qWNIQ)

183 171 Posted by: Muldoon at April 02, 2021 07:46 AM (m45I2)

The Chinese had a brief period from about 1996-2006 where it looked like they were going to descend into warlordism domestically.

XI is now functionally Emperor.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 07:48 AM (Lzpvj)

184 @marceelias
The new Georgia law will require voters to submit ID to vote by mail. If they use their driver's license, they need to provide the #.
One of the two numbers below is correct. If they put the other, it will be rejected.
Are you sure you would pick the right one?

https://tinyurl.com/yhosx87w
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 07:47 AM (cF8AT)


He thinks people are stupid. There's a black woman in the photo on that ID. He thinks blacks are especially stupid.

Can we cancel him now?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:49 AM (Zz0t1)

185 Upthread. Right! They didn't care about Hunter so why should they go nuts about Gaetz? The border, that's why.

Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 07:49 AM (S1hrL)

186 Driving through the southern tier is an experience. Mile after mile of road signs supporting gun rights and fracking, and then you arrive in Ithaca. Where Stalin is the leading candidate in most elections.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 02, 2021 07:46 AM (qWNIQ)
++++
Ithaca is where I lived (well, Tompkins County, which is dominated by Ithaca). It is a great example of what happens when universities metastasize in small towns. Of all the insanity and inanity I saw there, two things take the cake. One was a house with a flagpole that had flying - from bottom to top - the Flag of the State of New York, the Flag of the United States and then at the top was the banner of the United Nations.

I also saw a Volvo 850 wagon with edge-to-edge bumper sticker, that said in white capital letters on a red background, "Make Living Wage Jobs Not War" - like the Oval Office has a big cartoon lever with "living wage jobs" on one end and "war" on the other that the president can set as he pleases.

That is the kind of brain-damaged place Ithaca is. Ithaca. :: spits ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:50 AM (Jsjd7)

187 "Honey? What are these charges to your ApplePay account?"
"Which ones?"
"Shea's Bedside Manor and Li's Happy Ending?"
"Business trip, dear."
Posted by: Sponge

The one for "The Joy Tyme Touching Studio" is gonna be the tough one to dodge.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:48 AM (5e34N)

it was a "petting zoo"...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 07:50 AM (8D42x)

188
"When they bring a knife, we bring a sausage." --

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 07:48 AM (P69fT)


There's a chick on that Russian dating website that's PERFECT for this....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:50 AM (Zz0t1)

189 That's a lot of fresh hell, especially for a Friday.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 07:50 AM (II3Gr)

190 The Left is smitten with China. In the same way the scientist was for the creature in the original film "The Thing."

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 02, 2021 07:51 AM (H8QX8)

191 "When they bring a knife, we bring a sausage." --

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 07:48 AM (P69fT)

damnit, now i want breakfast...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 07:51 AM (8D42x)

192 But nuance isn't a game the Left plays.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:46 AM (Jsjd7)

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Everything is black and white ... until suddenly it's white and black.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 07:51 AM (P69fT)

193 The whole voter ID is bad, but vaccine ID is good
is mind blowing

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 07:51 AM (Cxk7w)

194 173 > The only thing AOC wants is a big fat government paycheck, the 7 figure kind. The bint wants in on the game.
Posted by: Ziba

I would give AOC, Maxine Waters and every other member of congress 1 million a year (500K in salary, 500K in bonus) if they did their jobs. Also, they would get NetJets accounts based on how far their districts are from D.C. Senators would do even better, along with the VP. Presidents would get 4 million per year.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 07:52 AM (/BlEx)

195 damnit, now i want breakfast...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 07:51 AM (8D42x)

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Heh. Couldn't sleep, so I'm having a liquid breakfast IFYWIMAITYD.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 07:53 AM (P69fT)

196 He thinks people are stupid. There's a black woman in the photo on that ID. He thinks blacks are especially stupid.

Can we cancel him now?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:49 AM (Zz0t1)

Someone point that out to him and he said he took the pic right off the GA DMV website.

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 07:53 AM (cF8AT)

197 @marceelias ... One of the two numbers below is correct. If they put the other, it will be rejected.
Are you sure you would pick the right one?

https://tinyurl.com/yhosx87w
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 07:47 AM (cF8AT)
++++
Yes. I would read the instructions and it would say "Driver's License or state-issued ID number," likely with a graphical cut-out to show you exactly where to look. Because that's how instructions work. I just moved and have been through a lot of ID bullshit and the instructions were always so clear that anyone even marginally literate could easily figure it out. It is one of the things about which I would say the state did a good job. And even beyond that, one of those is clearly a document number in the main data field and the other is obviously a control number that is tucked away in a corner so it doesn't get in the way.

How stupid does Marc Elias think people are? How stupid is *he?*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:53 AM (Jsjd7)

198 I would give AOC, Maxine Waters and every other
member of congress 1 million a year (500K in salary, 500K in bonus) if
they did their jobs. Also, they would get NetJets accounts based on how
far their districts are from D.C. Senators would do even better, along
with the VP. Presidents would get 4 million per year.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 07:52 AM (/BlEx)


I would pay them minimum wage.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (45fpk)

199 In a way I''m kind of glad Angela Davis has been relegated to speaking to Oakland kindergartners. Better there than to older kids, who might actually be influenced.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (qWNIQ)

200 194 Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 07:52 AM (/BlEx)

It'd be a paycut.

You may have missed it but there is ample circumstantial evidence that the US foreign policy is for rent.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (Lzpvj)

201 Everybody see the story about Dr Jill pulling one of her famous pranks yesterday? Went aboard AF1 as a stewardess in disguise to hand out goodies, the fishnets and high heels are a nice touch for that 70yr old whore.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (gx6NG)

202
Someone point that out to him and he said he took the pic right off the GA DMV website.
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 07:53 AM (cF8AT)


That changes things, how, exactly?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (Zz0t1)

203 Life in America has become mind blowing on a daily basis. Right now it's only figurative speech...

Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (S1hrL)

204 Seems like Georgia should be able to publish pictorial guidance on which number you copy down from your license, and place on the ballot application.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (3D/fK)

205 Matt is a Sugar Daddy, and he paid for it via Apple Pay and Cash App on Sugar Daddy sites. The women there are often in the age range from 18-25 along with being on the hotter side. It's a story as old as time itself, men getting in trouble and compromised because of pussy. He is stupid because he not only paid using apps, but also because he is a member of Republican Party in Congress doing this.
I don't give a fuck if he did this while not serving in Congress, but this shows poor judgement and recklessness.

Posted by: Maybe And Hear Me Out at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (oQjpr)

206 I would pay them minimum wage.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (45fpk)

Even that's more than they're worth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 07:55 AM (II3Gr)

207 I would give AOC, Maxine Waters and every other member of congress 1 million a year (500K in salary, 500K in bonus) if they did their jobs. Also, they would get NetJets accounts based on how far their districts are from D.C. Senators would do even better, along with the VP. Presidents would get 4 million per year.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 07:52 AM (/BlEx)

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I'd give them 1 billion a year if they exiled themselves to one of their utopian states of North Korea, Venezuela, Cuba, et. al.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 07:55 AM (P69fT)

208 I don't give a fuck if he did this while not serving in Congress, but this shows poor judgement and recklessness.
Posted by: Maybe And Hear Me Out at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (oQjpr)


Yet, you've seen no ACTUAL proof of any of this.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (Zz0t1)

209 I see it was opening day in MLB yesterday. I used to watch that every year.

But, I was actually not interested. So, I don't care about baseball anymore.

This is a hard thing for me to admit. Baseball is dead.

Posted by: dantesed at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (88xKn)

210 Seems like Georgia should be able to publish pictorial guidance on which number you copy down from your license, and place on the ballot application.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (3D/fK)
++++
They will. Every state exercise I have gone through (not in GA, but in the South) that involves transcribing an ID number - state ID or passport or social security - has had precise instructions and a picture showing exactly where to look. This is bullshit and Elias knows it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (Jsjd7)

211 If blacks don't have some acceptable form of ID, will they be ale to get the vaccine?

Or are blacks being disenfranchised in that respect?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (3D/fK)

212 The last decade you would see random Leftists praising China for this or that, they love totalitarianism

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (Cxk7w)

213 It's a story as old as time itself, men getting in trouble and compromised because of pussy.

Posted by: Maybe And Hear Me Out

We need common sense p*ssy control!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (5e34N)

214 "When they bring a knife, we bring a sausage." -

******

"If you bring a sausage, we'll bring a knife."

/Dr. Levine's first policy statement on pre-teens and adolescents.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (m45I2)

215 "... Clintons who gave these Mongoloids most favored nation trading status..."
Sure, let's make it racial JJ. Why not.

Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (AlYYP)

216 The question Bezmenov asks is the key to it all: does the West have the awareness and will to fight this cultural infiltration and subversion? Looking around at the players in the positions to do any fighting, the answer is obvious -- not even close.

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (H8QX8)

217 201 Everybody see the story about Dr Jill pulling one of her famous pranks yesterday? Went aboard AF1 as a stewardess in disguise to hand out goodies, the fishnets and high heels are a nice touch for that 70yr old whore.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (gx6NG)

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There's no doubt in my mind that Hunter hasn't tapped that.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 07:57 AM (P69fT)

218 205 Posted by: Maybe And Hear Me Out at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (oQjpr)

Yeah if he had shown the sober judgement of having an entire floor dedicated to his family's medical care on the taxpayer dime, coupled with 9 or more serial gropings, and the administrative murder of 15,000 senior citizens he would be Presidential stock.

//ABC News

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 07:57 AM (Lzpvj)

219 Ale=able


F'n auto-cucumber.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 07:57 AM (3D/fK)

220 That is the kind of brain-damaged place Ithaca is. Ithaca. :: spits ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 07:50 AM (Jsjd7)

==================
It was hell. Machine guns firing on every side as we trudged through the snow. Some of us survived.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 02, 2021 07:57 AM (qWNIQ)

221 We need common sense p*ssy control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (5e34N)
++++
Hey, bros, you had your chance. You did nothing to stop this back when we were under attack. Build your own controls.

Posted by: Patriarchy and Coverture at April 02, 2021 07:57 AM (Jsjd7)

222 -----

I'd give them 1 billion a year if they exiled themselves to one of their utopian states of North Korea, Venezuela, Cuba, et. al.
Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 07:55 AM (P69fT)


I'd give them shit.

Expatriate them to those shithole countries and let them fend for themselves as the COMMONFOLK have to.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)

223 I would pay them minimum wage.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (45fpk)


Then you will end up with people like we have now. People who deserve minimum wage. However, they have the power to tax us and spend trillions each year. Maybe if we pay what it's actually worth to entice good people to run for office, we might end up with something better.

We've been continuing to think that somehow, magically, the same system we have now will produce better results. (Hint: it won't).

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 07:58 AM (/BlEx)

224 damnit, now i want breakfast...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 07:51 AM (8D42x)
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Heh. Couldn't sleep, so I'm having a liquid breakfast IFYWIMAITYD.
Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 07:53 AM (P69fT)

lucky barsteward. i'm out. and i've got to go pick up the lad later today, so i'm doubly prevented from liquid enhancement to the day.

at least i've got coffee...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 07:58 AM (8D42x)

225 "If you bring a sausage, we'll bring a knife."

/Dr. Levine's first policy statement on pre-teens and adolescents.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (m45I2)

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LOL.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 07:58 AM (P69fT)

226
196 He thinks people are stupid. There's a black woman in the photo on that ID. He thinks blacks are especially stupid.

Funny how their argument against vote fraud prevention boils down to "Them darkies sure is dumb!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 07:58 AM (II3Gr)

227 We need common sense p*ssy control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (5e34N)


You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/uyBDhmRlMJk

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:58 AM (Zz0t1)

228 DailyMail:

Breaking: Hunter Biden reveals sobbing Joe chased him down driveway while staging an intervention to get him to stop doing drugs DURING the 2020 campaign - as he admits Ukraine laptop 'could' be his but claims he was 'hacked by Russians'

https://tinyurl.com/ybwwv8oh

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 07:59 AM (cF8AT)

229 215 Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (AlYYP)

China is an ethnic superstate that would make the KKK blush.

Reality is reality and last time I checked the Chinese were in fact Mongoloids by the classical definition.

The Chinese know they are a race, and do not seem at all ashamed over it.

Why are we?

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 07:59 AM (Lzpvj)

230 That changes things, how, exactly?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (Zz0t1)

It doesn't...just pointing out his response.

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 07:59 AM (cF8AT)

231
We need common sense p*ssy control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (5e34N)

I said this YEARS ago.

Posted by: Zombie Artist Formerly Known as Prince at April 02, 2021 08:00 AM (II3Gr)

232 226
196 He thinks people are stupid. There's a black woman in the photo on that ID. He thinks blacks are especially stupid.

Funny how their argument against vote fraud prevention boils down to "Them darkies sure is dumb!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 07:58 AM (II3Gr)

==========

I had a progressive friend of mine make that exact argument to me. I asked him if he thought black people were too dumb to get ID. "Well, yeah."

He was the compassionate one, mind you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 08:00 AM (LvTSG)

233 >>The whole voter ID is bad, but vaccine ID is good
is mind blowing


Cigarettes bad, pot good.
Church dangerous (covid), Tinder hookups fine.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 08:00 AM (bDqIh)

234 Who cares, really, what Gaetz did or didn't do?
Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 07:47 AM (S1hrL)

It's how a person gets compromised so it's a big deal since he paid with fugging apps. It shows recklessness and poor decision making not to mention lacking common sense and self control.

Posted by: Fresh Honeypots at April 02, 2021 08:00 AM (oQjpr)

235 I would pay them minimum wage.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (45fpk)
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I wouldn't. I would pay them a 90th percentile salary (about $150k) plus benefits. In exchange, their books are opened for the entire service period plus twenty years, as are the books of their immediately family. Every transaction. They're going to steal and sell influence. Let them, but let them do it in the open. If they moderate their theft and produce well, people will accept it and return them. If they get too greedy or shady, people will replace them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 08:00 AM (Jsjd7)

236 Everybody see the story about Dr Jill pulling one of her famous pranks yesterday? Went aboard AF1 as a stewardess in disguise to hand out goodies, the fishnets and high heels are a nice touch for that 70yr old whore.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (gx6NG)


Does she ever do anything that seems age appropriate?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 08:01 AM (y7DUB)

237 I would pay them minimum wage.
________
I wouldn't pay them a dime. Volunteer. They'll get rich off the imbedded graft and corruption anyway.

Honestly, congress is so hopelessly broken, corrupt and useless only an overthrow of the existing system would be worthwhile.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 08:01 AM (3H9h1)

238 https://tinyurl.com/ybwwv8oh
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 07:59 AM (cF8AT)

thank goodness for The Daily Mail we can still sometimes get real nooz

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 02, 2021 08:01 AM (GBZnB)

239 We need common sense p*ssy control!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (5e34N)

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"Mandatory cat de-clawing now!" -- The Furniture

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 08:01 AM (P69fT)

240 223 Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 07:58 AM (/BlEx)

Ah I see you graduated from the "if we pay every American a billion dollars each crime will cease" school of thought.

The gunmen in Chicago make more money per year in many cases or have the material wealth consumer wise to have SPENT more in acquisition.

How has that worked out for peace so far?

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 08:01 AM (Lzpvj)

241 233 >>The whole voter ID is bad, but vaccine ID is good
is mind blowing


Cigarettes bad, pot good.
Church dangerous (covid), Tinder hookups fine.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 08:00 AM (bDqIh)

What's your position on smoking in church?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 08:01 AM (II3Gr)

242 Maybe if we pay what it's actually worth to entice
good people to run for office, we might end up with something better.


Because, (A) they're already rich, and (B) People don't say "Here's this China guy offering me this sweet deal, but hey - the taxpayers are already paying me pretty good, so I think I'll pass."

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 08:02 AM (45fpk)

243 This is a hard thing for me to admit. Baseball is dead.Posted by: dantesed

****

I caught part of the Rockies/Dodgers game. The most entertaining aspect was watching the constantly changing mask status of the group of 3 women and 1 man in the front row behind home plate.

All four masked. All four unmasked. Two masked, one hanging from left ear, one from right ear. Two up, two down, Up for watching the game, down for drinking or eating a wiener. Constantly changing. No wonder masks keep the COVIDz from spreading, the poor virus is kept off balance.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 02, 2021 08:03 AM (m45I2)

244 196 He thinks people are stupid. There's a black woman in the photo on that ID. He thinks blacks are especially stupid.

Funny how their argument against vote fraud prevention boils down to "Them darkies sure is dumb!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 07:58 AM (II3Gr)

Retards come in every race and age.

Posted by: Gen Z at April 02, 2021 08:03 AM (oQjpr)

245 What's your position on smoking in church?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 08:01 AM (II3Gr)


When they pass the offering plate, don't flick your ashes into it.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 08:03 AM (45fpk)

246 The whole voter ID is bad, but vaccine ID is good

is mind blowing

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 07:51 AM

Ask any lefty why having to show an ID to vote is bad while one to prove you got the covid vaccine is good they will say something along the line of "well that's different", and in their mind it actually is different and they see no problem with that.


Had a buddy in CT that is exactly like that. And if you ask him to explain he just kept repeating that it's different and then he refuses to talk about it anymore. He also still believes that hillary clinton was the most qualified candidate for President in the history of the democratic party.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 02, 2021 08:03 AM (JUOKG)

247 What's your position on smoking in church?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 08:01 AM (II3Gr)

Fine, as long as you've been vaccinated.

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 02, 2021 08:03 AM (H8QX8)

248 I don't give a fuck if he did this while not serving in Congress, but this shows poor judgement and recklessness.
Posted by: Maybe And Hear Me Out at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (oQjpr)

bullshit. he's single. who gives a shit how he gets his.

the girls are supposed to be 18. maybe the website should be investigated for human trafficking if they are letting underaged girls on to whore themselves out?

besides, i have seen ZERO investigation into the dude on the INTEL COMMITEE FUCKING A CHINESE SPY. he's still on the committee. once he gets a bit of scrutiny, maybe i'll consider the possibility of looking into gaetz. maybe.

until then, again, i believe the FBI is making shit up out of whole cloth.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 08:03 AM (8D42x)

249 243 This is a hard thing for me to admit. Baseball is dead.Posted by: dantesed

Baseball was already boring AF

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 08:03 AM (II3Gr)

250 242 Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 08:02 AM (45fpk)

I see the sky is blue or grey where you live like mine, meanwhile "somewhere else" it seems to be chartreuse or taupe or magenta all the time.

It is like people think you can buy integrity.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 08:04 AM (Lzpvj)

251 193 The whole voter ID is bad, but vaccine ID is good
is mind blowing

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 07:51 AM (Cxk7w)
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Also, HCQ and Ivermectin (with 50 years of proven safety) are bad, but new vaccines (with no animal, human, or historical testing data) must be mandatory!
Cognitive Dissonance is not just a river in Egypt ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 08:04 AM (P69fT)

252 What's your position on smoking in church?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 08:01 AM (II3Gr)

What if you smoked pot in church during a Tinder hookup?

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 08:05 AM (cF8AT)

253 Does she ever do anything that seems age appropriate?

****

Bladder leakage.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 02, 2021 08:05 AM (m45I2)

254 252 What's your position on smoking in church?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 08:01 AM (II3Gr)

What if you smoked pot in church during a Tinder hookup?
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 08:05 AM (cF8AT)

KINKeeee

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 08:05 AM (II3Gr)

255 RE: Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 07:59 AM (Lzpvj) If you want to call China "race" I won't argue, race is a fuzzy pseudoscientific term you can define however you want. But "Mongoloid" means Asian generally, and had no place in that sentence unless trying to stir racial shit.

Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at April 02, 2021 08:06 AM (AlYYP)

256 What's your position on smoking in church?

Posted by: Insomniac

Either standing or sitting.

Never kneeling - I'm not an animal.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 08:06 AM (5e34N)

257 Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (AlYYP)

***

You sound... concerned.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 02, 2021 08:06 AM (flINI)

258 Hi there, sven!

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 08:06 AM (45fpk)

259 Everybody see the story about Dr Jill pulling one of her famous pranks yesterday? Went aboard AF1 as a stewardess in disguise to hand out goodies, the fishnets and high heels are a nice touch for that 70yr old whore.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 02, 2021 07:54 AM (gx6NG)
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There's no doubt in my mind that Hunter hasn't tapped that.
Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 07:57 AM (P69fT)

yeah, i think so too. would fit in just fine with the rest of the pattern of that family...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 08:07 AM (8D42x)

260 Ah I see you graduated from the "if we pay every American a billion dollars each crime will cease" school of thought.
Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 08:01 AM (Lzpvj)


Exactly the opposite.

I don't want to "give" anything to anyone. In a competitive society, you've got to pay for what you get. In the private sector, someone with the responsibility of determining how to raise and spend trillions of dollars is worth a lot more than the $175K congressmen get now. So you only end up with dilettante millionaires or ghetto dwellers running for office. Let's tap the professionals throughout the country so they don't have to live in poverty when in office.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 08:07 AM (/BlEx)

261 255 Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at April 02, 2021 08:06 AM (AlYYP)

The Chinese pet name for their white white knights is BaiZuo.

They use it as an epithet, is it racist?

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 08:07 AM (Lzpvj)

262 257 Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at April 02, 2021 07:56 AM (AlYYP)

***

You sound... concerned.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 02, 2021 08:06 AM (flINI)

He just doesn't think we sound happy enough.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 08:07 AM (II3Gr)

263 All four masked. All four unmasked. Two masked, one
hanging from left ear, one from right ear. Two up, two down, Up for
watching the game, down for drinking or eating a wiener. Constantly
changing.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 02, 2021 08:03 AM (m45I2)


Sounds like someone was stealing signals.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 08:08 AM (45fpk)

264 @CBSSunday

Months after it was alleged that a laptop revealed Hunter Biden's business interests in China and Ukraine, the president's son tells Tracy Smith that the laptop "could be" his

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yeltfuat

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 08:08 AM (cF8AT)

265 Regarding Gaetz: Chuck Schumer said that the FBI had ways to make you pay if you cross em. That said, I don't believe anything anymore when it comes out of the Feds. Anyone who doesn't think they, with complicity of the big Socials, can make any claim and provide made-up proof is not dealing in the reality of nasty, dirty politics. We have witnessed them throwing an election, made up charges on Flynn and everything else we've seen. Our Intelligence services are pure evil.
Gaetz went after Cheney. That sealed it for him.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at April 02, 2021 08:08 AM (cRbt7)

266 @184

There are literally pictures of Hunter smoking crack wile riding a dude in a hotel room...

But they go to the mattresses against Gaetz for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2021 08:08 AM (JBmVk)

267 >>I had a progressive friend of mine make that exact argument to me. I asked him if he thought black people were too dumb to get ID. "Well, yeah."

He was the compassionate one, mind you.
- - -

This should be linked every time the subject comes up - the 2nd half is the payoff: Ami Horowitz - How white liberals really view black voters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW2LpFkVfYk

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 08:08 AM (bDqIh)

268 260 Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 08:07 AM (/BlEx)

The professionals of the country are the businessmen caving to the woke mob Tiger.

The reality is the average congresscritter magically gets about 500% rates of return on their initial wealth when they go there.

I'd settle for allowing their alleged fund managers to gamble with a year's tax receipts.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 08:08 AM (Lzpvj)

269 Let's tap the professionals throughout the country so they don't have to live in poverty when in office.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 08:07 AM (/BlEx)


I have yet to see a politician living in poverty.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 08:09 AM (45fpk)

270 258 Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 08:06 AM (45fpk)

Ma'am....

people wonder how we got here, all you have to do is look at how debased our "betters" are.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 08:10 AM (Lzpvj)

271 247 What's your position on smoking in church?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 08:01 AM (II3Gr)

Fine, as long as you've been vaccinated.
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 02, 2021 08:03 AM (H8QX

========

Polio vaccine good enough?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 08:10 AM (NWM+b)

272 Transportation Secretary Buttguy has armored SUV drive him and bike near meeting, drops him and bike off, then he bikes to meeting followed by a caravan of SUVs. I can feel the global cooling now!

https://bit.ly/3rLN9m3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2021 08:10 AM (VVEnO)

273 Sounds like someone was stealing signals.
Posted by: grammie winger


****

I hadn't thought of that, you may be right.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 02, 2021 08:11 AM (m45I2)

274 First and foremost is our political class including the Bushes and Clintons who gave these Mongoloids most favored nation trading status and a seat at the WTO as well as outright engineering the transfer of defense technology that "Great Leap Forwarded" their nuclear arsenal from 20 years behind us to parity in one fell swoop.

***

Just in case y'all weren't following along at home, the US dollar isn't going to be the currency that the rest of the world chases for much longer. And when China displaces us, our $11T/year "stimulus" bullshit is going to hurt, and it's going to hurt badly.

I don't know what the answer is. Buy land and ammo, I guess.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 08:11 AM (bm04m)

275 >>Everybody see the story about Dr Jill pulling one of her famous pranks yesterday? Went aboard AF1 as a stewardess in disguise to hand out goodies, the fishnets and high heels are a nice touch for that 70yr old whore.


I find the MSM's and WH's totally staged attempts to make Dr. Jill lovable absurd. About as convincing as fashion magazines' attempts to convince us that Michelle was a gorgeous fashion icon.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 08:12 AM (bDqIh)

276 Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 07:57 AM (Lzpvj)

Journalists are soldiers on the battlefield. They protect their own team and shoot to kill against the enemy, which is us. You proved my point that Matt is clueless and has zero idea what is at stake.
I don't want retards compromising themselves on our team, which we all know has been a huge problem the last several decades.

Posted by: The Right Needs Our Own Journalists at April 02, 2021 08:12 AM (oQjpr)

277 I wouldn't. I would pay them a 90th percentile salary (about $150k) plus benefits. In exchange, their books are opened for the entire service period plus twenty years, as are the books of their immediately family. Every transaction. They're going to steal and sell influence. Let them, but let them do it in the open. If they moderate their theft and produce well, people will accept it and return them. If they get too greedy or shady, people will replace them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 08:00 AM (Jsjd7)


The highest paid lifeguard in LA makes over $400,000 per year.

A cop in Chicago easily makes over $150,000 a year.

Years ago someone making $100,000 a year was considered to be well paid. Not any more.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 08:12 AM (/BlEx)

278 The Justice Democrats gang pulls AOC's strings, it's they who are chasing the lucre.

Posted by: davidt at April 02, 2021 08:13 AM (FDHYR)

279 I don't see why politicians have to go to Washington DC at all. They can live at home in their normal life and do Congress-type things on Zoom. No need to keep two houses. No need for them to stop going to the grocery store and see food prices. They can use their own cars and watch gas prices. Zoom it in. It would reduce the back-room deals. And it would cure Covid.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 08:13 AM (45fpk)

280 About as convincing as fashion magazines' attempts to convince us that Michelle was a gorgeous fashion icon.
Posted by: Lizzy

You must admit, what she could do with those outfits from Goodwill were astounding!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 08:13 AM (5e34N)

281 I see Kevin McCarthy says he intends to kick Gaetz off committees, if evidence emerges he paid for sex.

Crazy stuff! Gaetz should have charged foreign spies for sex instead!

Posted by: Eric Swallowell, Proven CCP Bribe Recipient at April 02, 2021 08:13 AM (qWNIQ)

282 They use it as an epithet, is it racist?
Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 08:07 AM (Lzpvj)

Probably. I still don't get why JJ goes for the race angle.

Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at April 02, 2021 08:14 AM (AlYYP)

283 255 Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at April 02, 2021 08:06 AM (AlYYP)

Jesus Christ in heaven-It is me, "sven." My views on China are not from a position of ignorance, they are the result of Chinese thought on the matter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_groups_in_China

There are 56 racial classifications in China, of course one can argue that undistinguished and "outsider other" is not really a "Chinese" one per se.

China is a Han ethnic superstate, and has been since Emperor Qin.

If China was *ever* an official multi-cultural hodge podge that had non Han Chinese in the highest positions of power unless invasion had rendered that status unavailable they must have been SO proud of it they did not highlight it in their 5,000 plus years of written history.

"Game on."

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 08:15 AM (Lzpvj)

284 There are literally pictures of Hunter smoking crack wile riding a dude in a hotel room...

But they go to the mattresses against Gaetz for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2021 08:08 AM (JBmVk)

Because it's a fugging hot war and journalists are soldiers on the front line for the enemy. They shoot to kill.

Posted by: People Still Don't Get It at April 02, 2021 08:15 AM (oQjpr)

285 Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 08:13 AM (45fpk)

That's where the best parties are.

Posted by: BignJames at April 02, 2021 08:16 AM (AwYPR)

286 Fine job today, JJ. Thank you!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2021 08:16 AM (DMUuz)

287 The highest paid lifeguard in LA makes over $400,000 per year.

A cop in Chicago easily makes over $150,000 a year.

Years ago someone making $100,000 a year was considered to be well paid. Not any more.
Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 08:12 AM (/BlEx)
++++
And those salaries are absurd on the face, and everyone knows it. If the states want to provide a salary buy-up for federal officials to offset cost of living, let them.

But there are no better angels involved, and we have disagreed on this since the beginning. Paying them $5m a year won't make a difference. The *real* money - whatever the base pay is - is in corruption. Only sunlight can change that. We could pay everyone in the HoR millions per year and it won't change their behavior because there is much more - in terms of both money and the even more important influence - flowing under ground. They all want to dip in.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 08:16 AM (Jsjd7)

288 Lizzy: Send that video to the head of Delta

Posted by: Stellastwocents at April 02, 2021 08:16 AM (cRbt7)

289 This should be linked every time the subject comes up - the 2nd half is the payoff: Ami Horowitz - How white liberals really view black voters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW2LpFkVfYk
Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 08:08 AM (bDqIh)

That was great!

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 08:16 AM (cF8AT)

290 The highest paid lifeguard in LA makes over $400,000 per year.



Paywatch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2021 08:17 AM (89T5c)

291 Before you get too Judgy McJudgemental on Matt Gaetz, watch this on Sharyl Attkisson's battle against the derp state

tinyurl.com/2xtz4pk7

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 08:17 AM (y7DUB)

292 Breaking: Hunter Biden reveals sobbing Joe chased him down driveway while staging an intervention to get him to stop doing drugs DURING the 2020 campaign - as he admits Ukraine laptop 'could' be his but claims he was 'hacked by Russians'

https://tinyurl.com/ybwwv8oh
Posted by: Tami

Lightning Joe sprinting down the driveway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2021 08:17 AM (VVEnO)

293 276 Posted by: The Right Needs Our Own Journalists at April 02, 2021 08:12 AM (oQjpr)

Believe me I know all about "journalists" being a force on battlefields....almost like I do it for a living.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 08:17 AM (Lzpvj)

294 I find the MSM's and WH's totally staged attempts to make Dr. Jill lovable absurd. About as convincing as fashion magazines' attempts to convince us that Michelle was a gorgeous fashion icon.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 08:12 AM (bDqIh)

*****

Big Mike wasn't a bad looking dude. If dressed up right he looked kind of feminine"y"

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 02, 2021 08:17 AM (flINI)

295 More on China: photos reveal the Type 100 Sun Tzu SSBN. It is the largest submarine in the world, surpassing the Russian Typhoon SSBN (as depicted in The Hunt for Red October.)

"The damn thing is made to start a war."

https://tinyurl.com/5t369zhr

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 06:53 AM (3H9h1)

April Fools! (the last line of the article)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 02, 2021 08:17 AM (zkS5c)

296 The Left is creating a new model of society in which the pathogens of systemic racism and white privilege demand an exigent "social justice" imperative that can and will -- always virtuously -- bypass, negate and overrule all Constitutional standards and civic traditions of due process, individual rights and rule of law.

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 02, 2021 08:18 AM (H8QX8)

297 Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at April 02, 2021 08:14 AM

Do you even lift, bro?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2021 08:18 AM (DMUuz)

298 The highest paid lifeguard in LA makes over $400,000 per year.


***

Oh buoy!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 02, 2021 08:18 AM (m45I2)

299 CARL LEWIS SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 02, 2021 08:19 AM (89T5c)

300 "April Fools! (the last line of the article)"

Wait..

We're supposed to READ the articles?

When the fcuk did that start?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 08:19 AM (3D/fK)

301 Grammie Winger, I agree. With modern technology, there is no reason to be stationed in Washington anymore. If members had to work out of their home districts, they would stay in touch better with their districts and states.

Also harder for members to justify and obtain cushy jobs for their family members in the DC ruling class.

Posted by: whig at April 02, 2021 08:19 AM (pO7gM)

302 All four masked. All four unmasked. Two masked, one
hanging from left ear..
.
Sounds like someone was stealing signals.
***

There's a lot of speculation on that being why Clemson struggled like they did against Ohio State in the playoffs, and IIRC Ohio State even publicly stated that they were going with strategies at the QB level and huddling to prevent it. Clemson has never been shy admitting that it's perfectly legal and they do it, and this short season with limited attendance likely threw a monkey wrench in that element of their game.

I'm sure everyone does it to some degree, but when you make it a prominent part of your coaching strategy it's going to bite you in the ass no matter how talented your players are.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 08:20 AM (bm04m)

303 296 Posted by: Homo Viator at April 02, 2021 08:18 AM (H8QX

The Constitution and Bill of Rights are being rendered a racist expression of white conspiracy by the cultural war and people want to argue that throwing YET ANOTHER republican under the bus is the answer to stopping it.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 08:20 AM (Lzpvj)

304 298 The highest paid lifeguard in LA makes over $400,000 per year.


***

Oh buoy!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 02, 2021 08:18 AM (m45I2)

===========

Fucking weird. I've got Looney Tunes on for Second Junior, and I literally just heard that joke. "Porky's Naughty Nephew".

Weird, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 08:20 AM (NWM+b)

305 281 I see Kevin McCarthy says he intends to kick Gaetz off committees, if evidence emerges he paid for sex.


Preemptive caving, which we're so good at. Meanwhile, Eric Smellwall, after damning evidence has emerged, is still serving on his committee.

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 02, 2021 08:21 AM (H8QX8)

306 The Chinese know they are a race, and do not seem at all ashamed over it.
Why are we?
Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 07:59 AM (Lzpvj)

Conditioning. Pale folks have been conditioned since childhood that all folks are equal but non-pale folks just can't keep up so please stop trying to be so damned pale.

Guilt is a hell of a drug.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2021 08:21 AM (R/m4+)

307 The highest paid lifeguard in LA makes over $400,000 per year.

***

Now do teacher (administrator more likely, but they'll claim "teacher")

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 08:21 AM (bm04m)

308 We could pay everyone in the HoR millions per year and it won't change their behavior because there is much more - in terms of both money and the even more important influence - flowing under ground. They all want to dip in.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 08:16 AM (Jsjd7)


Nothing is going to change until something changes.

We could try making it attractive for good people to run for office or we could keep doing the same thing we have for decades, while hoping things will get better.

I'm willing to try something new.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 08:21 AM (/BlEx)

309 Also harder for members to justify and obtain cushy jobs for their family members in the DC ruling class.
Posted by: whig at April 02, 2021 08:19 AM (pO7gM)

I would like the TX model to be used on the federal level.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2021 08:22 AM (89T5c)

310 I find the MSM's and WH's totally staged attempts to make Dr. Jill lovable absurd. About as convincing as fashion magazines' attempts to convince us that Michelle was a gorgeous fashion icon.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 08:12 AM


Si se pueadah!

Posted by: MSM and WH PR at April 02, 2021 08:22 AM (DMUuz)

311 299 Posted by: Joe Biden at April 02, 2021 08:19 AM (89T5c)

See Joe, I was reading you all wrong....

I now see that your life is like a board game, and this is like clue-Who SHit Joe Biden's Pants?

"Facts in evidence: there is fecal malodorous emanations wafting from my nether regions, I was engaged in painting, Bob Ross was a painter, therefore Bob Ross shat in my pants."

//Zhou Bai-Dan

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 08:22 AM (Lzpvj)

312 "With modern technology, there is no reason to be stationed in Washington anymore."

Kinda like, with modern technology, there is absolutely no reason for a chronically disruptive public school student to remain in the physical classroom.

Either behave within societal norms, or be physically removes, and placed in the 'Online Learning' cinderblock cubical, by yourself.

Which has now been deemed acceptable as a method for a student to receive their required education.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 08:23 AM (3D/fK)

313 Years ago someone making $100,000 a year was considered to be well paid. Not any more.

Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 08:12 AM

$100K a year won't cut it in a whole bunch of places in the US anymore. Whether or not the Fed admits it, we have had a serious stealth inflation problem for years and it is getting worse.


I first noticed it with hillshire farms kielbasa and smoked beef sausage. Went from a full pound at 16 ounces to 14 ounces and then to 12 ounce for the beef smoked sausage. The price went up and the size went down. The Fed does not take that into account. Walmart did it for a while too. Their one pound packages of 80/20 hamburger went to 14 ounces for a time. That lasted for almost a year in my area.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 02, 2021 08:23 AM (JUOKG)

314 296 Viator,
The Left is not creating anything but rather destroying any common basis for existence. It is no different than dissolving the glue in a chair so that it collapses under weight.

Teaching people to hate themselves for an immutable characteristic in the long run fails because you only get the most vulnerable to do it and the rest is innoculated from it.

The inoculated ones will withdraw or internally reject projected self hate. Ultimately, when further flight is barred, you get a fight.

When it comes down to it, the left just does not have the numbers which is why they constantly have to project their strength.

Posted by: whig at April 02, 2021 08:24 AM (pO7gM)

315 "307 The highest paid lifeguard in LA makes over $400,000 per year."

I guess you could say he's doing swimmingly.

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 02, 2021 08:24 AM (H8QX8)

316 Dr. Jill didn't know that fishnet stockings don't hide knobby knees? She should have worn bunny ears and thigh high boots. The press wouldn't have noticed.


Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 08:24 AM (S1hrL)

317 >>Breaking: Hunter Biden reveals sobbing Joe chased him down driveway while staging an intervention to get him to stop doing drugs DURING the 2020 campaign - as he admits Ukraine laptop 'could' be his but claims he was 'hacked by Russians'


Gee, why is Hunter now talking to the press, sharing these stories admitting drug use? Why are they not suppressing it?

Oh yeah, his book comes on on April 6th.

These admissions are to sell books, not to confirm anything found on the laptop or hyped by Trump re: Hunter's role in the Biden family graft.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 08:24 AM (bDqIh)

318 Nothing is going to change until something changes.

We could try making it attractive for good people to run for office or we could keep doing the same thing we have for decades, while hoping things will get better.

I'm willing to try something new.
Posted by: jwest at April 02, 2021 08:21 AM (/BlEx)
++++
As am I, and in that respect we're on the same side. I just disagree that throwing money at the problem will fix it because the gap between "more" and "enough" never closes. I favor brutal and draconian levels of transparency coupled with a decent paycheck.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 08:24 AM (Jsjd7)

319 I first noticed it with hillshire farms kielbasa and smoked beef sausage. Went from a full pound at 16 ounces to 14 ounces and then to 12 ounce for the beef smoked sausage. The price went up and the size went down. The Fed does not take that into account. Walmart did it for a while too. Their one pound packages of 80/20 hamburger went to 14 ounces for a time. That lasted for almost a year in my area.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 02, 2021 08:23 AM (JUOKG)

*****

Look at cereal too. The boxes now look like Fedex envelopes.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 02, 2021 08:25 AM (flINI)

320 The highest paid lifeguard in LA makes over $400,000 per year.

How much of that goes to state income tax?

Posted by: dantesed at April 02, 2021 08:25 AM (88xKn)

321 312 VIA, I agree, disruptive students most affect the students that are struggling to learn and one student can disrupt the learning of thirty.

Posted by: whig at April 02, 2021 08:26 AM (pO7gM)

322 318 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 08:24 AM (Jsjd7)

The hubris is thinking "something new" is going to be recognizable at all as the United States.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 08:26 AM (Lzpvj)

323 Preemptive caving, which we're so good at. Meanwhile, Eric Smellwall, after damning evidence has emerged, is still serving on his committee.
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 02, 2021 08:21 AM (H8QX


It's worse than that. Bullshit like this but "secret votes" on Liz Cheney? Plus Paul Ryan rubber stamped an ethics investigation on Devin Nunes who is 100% squeaky clean to keep him from throwing a wrench into Russia, Russia, Russia?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 08:26 AM (y7DUB)

324 309 Mr. Aspirin Factory,
If I may ask a question, what is the TX method?

Posted by: whig at April 02, 2021 08:27 AM (pO7gM)

325 >>I see Kevin McCarthy says he intends to kick Gaetz off committees, if evidence emerges he paid for sex.


Eric Swallwell, known Chinese spy-banger who maintains his seat on the House Intel Committee, laughs.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 08:27 AM (bDqIh)

326 Even the fashion mags don't like Jill.

Posted by: Ziba at April 02, 2021 08:27 AM (S1hrL)

327 I first noticed it with hillshire farms kielbasa and smoked beef sausage. Went from a full pound at 16 ounces to 14 ounces and then to 12 ounce for the beef smoked sausage. The price went up and the size went down. The Fed does not take that into account. Walmart did it for a while too. Their one pound packages of 80/20 hamburger went to 14 ounces for a time. That lasted for almost a year in my area.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 02, 2021 08:23 AM (JUOKG)
++++
They do take that into account in the CPI, then they adjust it away. They do this in two major ways. First, they create tranches of good - things like "core CPI ex food and energy." Then they do "hedonic adjustments" which is where the real power is. A great example is televisions.

In 2000, a 27" TV set with a CRT and standard definition was about $400. In 2020, a 48" TV set with a flat screen, LED backlighting and 4k resolution was about $400. The new TV according to the model is, say 4x better than the old TV. Thus, after the adjustment is applied, the price of televisions decreased by 75% - and it comes right out of CPI-U.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 02, 2021 08:28 AM (Jsjd7)

328 Kinda like, with modern technology, there is absolutely no reason for a chronically disruptive public school student to remain in the physical classroom.

Either behave within societal norms, or be physically removes, and placed in the 'Online Learning' cinderblock cubical, by yourself.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

From the 'did you know' file: a disruptive student that cannot be transported by normal busing will be assigned private transport. Similar to kids with special needs.

That transport runs roughly $40,000 per year per student in our area.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 08:28 AM (5e34N)

329 I first noticed it with hillshire farms kielbasa and smoked beef sausage. Increased from a full pound at 16 ounces to 14 ounces and then to 12 ounce for the beef smoked sausage. The price went down and the size went up. The Fed munificently does not take that into account. Walmart did it for a while too. Their one pound packages of 80/20 hamburger increased to 14 ounces for a time. That lasted for almost a year in my area.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 02, 2021 08:23 AM


Edited for correctness, Comrade.

Next time, #BeBetter.

Posted by: Ministry of Truth at April 02, 2021 08:28 AM (DMUuz)

330 disruptive students most affect the students that are struggling to learn and one student can disrupt the learning of thirty.
Posted by: whig at April 02, 2021 08:26 AM (pO7gM)


Gaylord and his Wingman did their best to keep the disruptions in place.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 08:29 AM (y7DUB)

331 "April Fools! (the last line of the article)"

Wait..

We're supposed to READ the articles?

When the fcuk did that start?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 08:19 AM (3D/fK)

probably the same guy who expects us to read the content...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 08:29 AM (8D42x)

332 If I may ask a question, what is the TX method?
Posted by: whig

Get behind her, grab a handful of hair and whisper her sister's name.



NO! WAIT!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 08:29 AM (5e34N)

333 323 Capn Hate,
Paul Ryan was working for the other side as was Boehner. They represented the corporate class, not the plebes. The corporate class wanted Obamacare or even dumping everyone into Medicare as costs for health insurance ding profits. They also want open borders and one sided trade with China, Mexico, and Canada, and thus wanted Trump gone.

Posted by: whig at April 02, 2021 08:30 AM (pO7gM)

334 328 Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 08:28 AM (5e34N)

Because our entire civilization is now predicated on sparing retards embarrassment so long as they are not republicans.

Whether it is "President Cognitive Decline" or the little bastard who has never heard the word "no" delivered forcefully in their life.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 08:30 AM (Lzpvj)

335 Reading the morning news today reminds why it's a good idea for me to read the Bible and pray before I read the morning report.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at April 02, 2021 08:30 AM (lgiXo)

336 So sleepy joe's woman jill donned a short black wig, wore a black pantsuit and wore a nametag with 'Jasmin' on it, while serving the reporters ice cream bars as a 'stewardess'.

Sounds like some sort of weird cultural appropriation.

Posted by: lizabth at April 02, 2021 08:30 AM (L3Rsz)

337 >The highest paid lifeguard in LA makes over $400,000 per year.


showing rich widows his breast stroke

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 08:31 AM (iTXRQ)

338 NOOD!!!

Appropriate art.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

339 "From the 'did you know' file: a disruptive student that cannot be transported by normal busing will be assigned private transport. Similar to kids with special needs.

That transport runs roughly $40,000 per year per student in our area."

Another example of how "Online Home Learning Only" would be beneficial.

Cause that kid who can't behave on the bus, ain't suddenly changing his/her behavior in the classroom.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2021 08:31 AM (3D/fK)

340
I think I've had my drivers license number memorized for the past forty years.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 02, 2021 08:31 AM (N/gDA)

341 Look, I was only living my best life while frequently in the middle of a sweaty pile of hot naked college girls while we were all rolling our faces off on great E.

Posted by: Matt Geatz at April 02, 2021 08:31 AM (oQjpr)

342 n 2000, a 27" TV set with a CRT and standard definition was about $400. In 2020, a 48" TV set with a flat screen, LED backlighting and 4k resolution was about $400.

***

I don't miss the big ol' heavy TVs, but they were meant to last decades, and they could be repaired. I was told outright by a TV manufacturer's service/warranty department that the new ones are meant to last 3-5 years and be thrown away.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 08:31 AM (bm04m)

343 330 Capn Hate, you are absolutely correct and furthermore, they encouraged schools to ignore outright criminal actions of students which basically teaches these students that there are no real consequences to crime.

Posted by: whig at April 02, 2021 08:32 AM (pO7gM)

344 >Sounds like some sort of weird cultural appropriation.
Posted by: lizabth


sounds like conduct unbecoming a FLOTUS

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 08:32 AM (iTXRQ)

345 Also:

"When Will Big Tech Face a Reckoning for January 6?"

hahaha
(snort)
hahahahahaha
(wheeze)
hahahaha

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 08:33 AM (bm04m)

346 Sounds like some sort of weird cultural appropriation.
Posted by: lizabth at April 02, 2021 08:30 AM (L3Rsz)

==

or sex role play
you know she's gotta have a couple Paolos

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 02, 2021 08:33 AM (GBZnB)

347 TonyPete,
Get behind her, grab a handful of hair and whisper her sister's name.

NO! WAIT!!

Wow, did not know that, guess that makes the TX Mo Meets pretty special then.

Posted by: whig at April 02, 2021 08:33 AM (pO7gM)

348 If I may ask a question, what is the TX method?
Posted by: whig

Get behind her, grab a handful of hair and whisper her sister's name.

NO! WAIT!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2021 08:29 AM (5e34N)

got to last 8 seconds if you hope to win...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 08:33 AM (8D42x)

349 Check me out for real economic data. And no real unemployment is not 6%. More like 23-25%.

Posted by: ShadowStats at April 02, 2021 08:34 AM (oQjpr)

350 342 Lysenko,
One of the biggest problems with modern electronics is the use of no lead solder due to EU restrictions. Pure Tin solder develops whiskers over time that leads to circuit boards shorting out.

Posted by: whig at April 02, 2021 08:35 AM (pO7gM)

351 One of the biggest problems with modern electronics is the use of no lead solder due to EU restrictions. Pure Tin solder develops whiskers over time that leads to circuit boards shorting out.
Posted by: whig at April 02, 2021 08:35 AM (pO7gM)

***

Yeah, throwing away and replacing three TVs with all new materials and shipping requirements (but without lead solder) sure is better for the environment than keeping one with some lead in it for ten years.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 08:39 AM (bm04m)

352 Greetings fappers and fappees. I see today's fresh hell will not stop or slow down even though it's Good Friday. Our persecution by our ChiCom overlords will continue unabated.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 08:41 AM (HaL55)

353 When you get your new TV set up and running just the way you want it: Start scanning the ads for your next one.

Posted by: klaftern at April 02, 2021 08:45 AM (RuIsu)

354 look what i bumped into.

Alternate Versions
When released in West Germany in 1951 "Weißes Gift" (White Poison), the plot was significantly changed. Instead of Nazi agents, the villains became drug-trafficking bandits. The names of the characters were also changed to avoid any reference to Nazi Germany and spying:
The Ingrid Bergman character was called 'Elisa Sombrapal' (as opposed to Alicia Huberman), Claude Rains was called 'Aldo Sebastini' (instead of Alexander Sebastian), Leopoldine Konstantin was referred as 'Frau Sebastini'. Similarly, Ivan Triesault was called Enrico (instead of Eric Mathis) and the E.A. Krumschmidt character (originally called Emil Hupka) was rechristened 'Ramon Hupka'.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2021 08:52 AM (/rM6w)

355 When I used to work for a design firm, we worked on research campuses for several American tech companies that they were building in China.

They stole it, but our idiot captains of industry named it over, tired up with a ribbon.

Posted by: Lee Also at April 02, 2021 09:06 AM (A949q)

356 "Reading the morning news today reminds why it's a good idea for me to
read the Bible and pray before I read the morning report." Best comment up today. +1.

Posted by: moegrim at April 02, 2021 09:51 AM (48/oJ)

357 Great movie- The Manchurian Candidate. I can still feel the chills that ran down my spine.
I truly hate Com-Chi. Have for many 10's

Posted by: sidney at April 02, 2021 02:11 PM (+fjIe)

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