Quarantine Cafe: We Should All Try to Disconnect Tonight Edition

Fox rescued from fur farm wants to be friends with everyone.

Capybara meets some dogs.

More capybaras being cute.

Kitten is very happy to see her dog big brother come home.

Relax tonight like this squirrel is relaxing.

Cat is obsessed with watching the Grinch Who Stole Christmas.

Cat introduces her two kittens to a neighborhood dog she seems to know.

Rescuing baby rhinos, which are a lot cuter than you might guess.

I posted this last night, but it's really good: husky puppy has weirdest way of talking.

The corgis are teaching the baby to be a corgi:

Woman rescues all the dogs that no one wants:

Posted by: Ace at 07:52 PM




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Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 06:52 PM (oUcR5)

2 Meepers

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2021 06:52 PM (uCQKt)

3 Dammit, ALH!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2021 06:52 PM (uCQKt)

4 Foist!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2021 06:52 PM (n+4am)

5 Crap.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2021 06:53 PM (n+4am)

6 Disconnect, yes. Thanks, Ace, Pixy, Cobs, and horde.

Posted by: 4 at April 20, 2021 06:53 PM (T09or)

7 Here is my happy dance!

You can't beat a video with a dog and a baby. Well done, Ace!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 06:54 PM (oUcR5)

8 Wow! Early in the comments, for me!

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 20, 2021 06:54 PM (bAe71)

9 That's a BAT!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2021 06:54 PM (uCQKt)

10 First Tball and Little League games tonight. Woot!

Posted by: 4 at April 20, 2021 06:54 PM (T09or)

11 3 Dammit, ALH!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2021 06:52 PM (uCQKt)

Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 06:55 PM (oUcR5)

12 4,
Give the little 4s a big hurrah!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2021 06:55 PM (uCQKt)

13 Yay Capybaras.

Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2021 06:55 PM (vMCab)

14 Now I have to remember the auto close tags.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2021 06:56 PM (OCTRt)

15 I'm disconnecting with Makers Mark. FTW!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 06:56 PM (jvt6t)

16 Disconnecting sounds great. Gonna go watch some Babylon 5. Currently in the early third season which bears no resemblance to the real world of today.

Posted by: Methos at April 20, 2021 06:57 PM (kOpft)

17 It's time to relax, pop open a cold one, and forget about the days events.

Here's to the Horde!!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 06:57 PM (oUcR5)

18 Love seeing folks rescuing animals.

Nice!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 20, 2021 06:57 PM (R/m4+)

19 I got a sure fire way of making a lot of morons disconnect tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN4-b7h0Zj0

Posted by: exdem13 at April 20, 2021 06:57 PM (W+kMI)

20 I heard there will be BLM riots in Brattleboro tonight !

Posted by: James at April 20, 2021 06:58 PM (JLQTf)

21 Imma try to disconnect. I'm not particularly good at it. But I do have ammo; so there's that.

Thanks, Pixy, for resurrecting the blog!

Posted by: Catherine at April 20, 2021 06:58 PM (7RYnA)

22 OK, we're good for now on,
Right?

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2021 06:58 PM (Cxk7w)

23 It's time to relax, pop open a cold one, and forget about the days events.

Here's to the Horde!!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair


Salute!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2021 06:58 PM (Rvt88)

24 Thanks for posting the fox video. I needed that.

Posted by: Novadog at April 20, 2021 06:58 PM (QCAkr)

25 Going to sit back and read a book after posting this. Kept TV off all day and limited my time online.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 20, 2021 06:58 PM (mcfjc)

26 I'm disconnecting with Makers Mark. FTW!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 06:56 PM (jvt6t)
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Have you tried the 101 proof version yet? I'm a big fan!

Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2021 06:59 PM (mZUr4)

27 Salute!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2021 06:58 PM (Rvt8

A votre sante!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 06:59 PM (oUcR5)

28 Evening.

Can we go back to the previous look? It was growing on me.

Green

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2021 06:59 PM (HpOiO)

29 I'm having a change of pace Gin Gimlet.

Had a very long day today although I was acquainted with adaptive cruise control in the Tacoma rental.

Really nice bit of car tech.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 20, 2021 06:59 PM (1HmqW)

30 Dammit, ALH!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2021 06:52 PM


A blonde got the better of ya, nurse!

Posted by: Woody LXXVI at April 20, 2021 06:59 PM (DMUuz)

31

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: using save tags in your nic field is like bumper bowling... I urge everyone doing to use this opportunity to sack up, and come dance on the edge of The Barrel like true Morons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2021 06:59 PM (Uh2oA)

32 I think tonight I am going to watch Synchronic on Netflix and finish reading Alexander Unzicker's book "The Higgs Fake" from 2013, which is an absolute Donkey-Punching of high energy particle physics and how the "discovery" of the so-called Higgs Boson was complete bullshit and everyone at every level of the physics world knows it (except the Nobel Committee).

Then, yes, I may also watch Boss Level again. Hey, after today's human sacrifice in Minnesota, I'm up for a fun movie with a happy ending.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2021 07:00 PM (O033+)

33 Thank you, Pixy.

I'm going to shower now.

Green

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2021 07:00 PM (HpOiO)

34 I'll call you Speak. For that is what you do.

Posted by: The Tick at April 20, 2021 07:00 PM (l6b3d)

35 I'll be playing Okami HD tonight. Excellent remake of an old PS2 game. Congrats, Ace, on getting the blog back. Thanks, Pixy and you cobs. You have the patience of saints.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 20, 2021 07:00 PM (OssQ4)

36 I'm disconnecting with E-Meth!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ec6KsB67vI

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 20, 2021 07:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

37 Will do. They are so excited. Shorty has been practicing for weeks, and I dare say he is best on his team, all-around.

Posted by: 4 at April 20, 2021 07:01 PM (T09or)

38 Oh my, that lil' Freddy!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2021 07:01 PM (bDqIh)

39 The gin is the only "car tech" you need, man. It makes driving at least 100X cooler.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2021 07:01 PM (Uh2oA)

40 That's an odd looking chupacabra

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 20, 2021 07:01 PM (+xIcB)

41 Capybara? Nah mate that's a wombat!

Posted by: Aussie bloke at April 20, 2021 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

42 I think I need to read Democracy in America again. I forgot how it ends.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 07:02 PM (oUcR5)

43 Chupacabras meet some dogs?? Oh....never mind.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 07:02 PM (jvt6t)

44 Just for kicks tried to use history to go to last night's Cafe, nothing, it's gone.

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2021 07:02 PM (Cxk7w)

45 I'm disconnecting with Makers Mark. FTW!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 06:56 PM (jvt6t)

I read that as Marky Mark.

https://tinyurl.com/3xddv86y

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 20, 2021 07:02 PM (OssQ4)

46 32 I think tonight I am going to watch Synchronic on Netflix and finish reading Alexander Unzicker's book "The Higgs Fake" from 2013, which is an absolute Donkey-Punching of high energy particle physics and how the "discovery" of the so-called Higgs Boson was complete bullshit and everyone at every level of the physics world knows it (except the Nobel Committee).

Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2021 07:00 PM (O033+)


They found the Higgs Boson, but they're never gonna find the Higgs Boson's Mate.

Posted by: CppThis at April 20, 2021 07:03 PM (zcf1k)

47 The corgis and baby video is really cute.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 20, 2021 07:03 PM (O+I8R)

48 Green
Will miss hyperlink.
Have a good evening everyone

It's great to be home

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2021 07:04 PM (Cxk7w)

49 I'm disconnecting with Makers Mark. FTW!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio

I read that as Marky Mark.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2021 07:05 PM (OCTRt)

50 We Should All Try to Disconnect Tonight
420 baby, 420!

Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2021 07:05 PM (+ya+t)

51 The Higgs Coxswain is the most intriguing.

Posted by: Shep! at April 20, 2021 07:06 PM (DMUuz)

52 I think tonight after dinner I'll make a mint julep and play the old PC game Empire Deluxe.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 20, 2021 07:06 PM (so0nV)

53 I didn't think that capybaras could be that cute or that smart.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 20, 2021 07:06 PM (W+kMI)

54 Adorable fox! Some of those dogs look like they;re not sure what to do with him jumping right in their faces, lol.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2021 07:06 PM (bDqIh)

55 There are times when I (not really) wish that I drank.

I am scared for the future of this country.
And we got some happy news the other day regarding the next generation of our family - and now I am even more scared.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - The Original Fanilow (since 1974) at April 20, 2021 07:06 PM (e6bHS)

56 They found the Higgs Boson, but they're never gonna find the Higgs Boson's Mate.
Posted by: CppThis


Higgs Commodore is absent.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2021 07:07 PM (OCTRt)

57
I think I need to read Democracy in America again. I forgot how it ends.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair

The senile old grifter is the bad guy.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 20, 2021 07:07 PM (r1z5A)

58 Does the main page look weird to anyone else...or is it just me?

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2021 07:07 PM (cF8AT)

59 Ima gonna watch Zulu. Found it one of streaming sites.

Posted by: Novadog at April 20, 2021 07:07 PM (QCAkr)

60 I'm disconnecting with Makers Mark. FTW!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 06:56 PM


Just poured some Old Soul Single Barrel.

Posted by: Bert G at April 20, 2021 07:08 PM (sAW0o)

61 I want to own a cat like the movie-watching cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwe7KB5trw

Posted by: exdem13 at April 20, 2021 07:08 PM (W+kMI)

62 Teresa, how is hubby doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2021 07:08 PM (fEs2k)

63 I think tonight after dinner I'll make a mint julep and play the old PC game Empire Deluxe.
Posted by: Beartooth


I may try to die of dysentery on the old Oregon Trail.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2021 07:08 PM (OCTRt)

64 The senile old grifter is the bad big guy.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 20, 2021 07:07 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Hunter B. at April 20, 2021 07:08 PM (DMUuz)

65 Looks normal to me, Tami.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 20, 2021 07:09 PM (OssQ4)

66 I'll be disconnecting with a healthy pour of Weller 107 while watching a few episodes of Justified with Son-of-Doof.

Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2021 07:09 PM (mZUr4)

67 44 Just for kicks tried to use history to go to last night's Cafe, nothing, it's gone.

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2021 07:02 PM (Cxk7w)


All those blog posts will be lost in time... like tears in rain.

Time to green.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 20, 2021 07:10 PM (DTX3h)

68 Happy Dance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I32vblmQ714

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 20, 2021 07:10 PM (UYP1T)

69 At least I still have ampersands so somehow it's all worthwhile despite losing quotes, colours and automated font formatting.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2021 07:10 PM (UHVv4)

70 So much normal. I don't know what to think.

Posted by: brass pair at April 20, 2021 07:12 PM (TCLxd)

71 Also pygmy hippos are pretty adorable. They could probably only crush your separate limbs individually but they would be so cute while doing so. Better than the poachers from last night's ont that were off'ed by horny pachyderms.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2021 07:12 PM (l6b3d)

72 Just for kicks tried to use history to go to last night's Cafe, nothing, it's gone.
Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2021 07:02 PM (Cxk7w)
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I refer to that as being Alderaan-ed

Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2021 07:12 PM (mZUr4)

73 That last vid made it dusty in here.

Posted by: Bosk at April 20, 2021 07:13 PM (SWbVS)

74 66 I'll be disconnecting with a healthy pour of Weller 107 while watching a few episodes of Justified with Son-of-Doof.
Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2021 07:09 PM (mZUr4)


Can't go wrong with that pairing plus the company of your son!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2021 07:13 PM (hOUT3)

75 Is this for real? I see older threads down below.....testing....

Posted by: JROD at April 20, 2021 07:13 PM (0jZnq)

76 I am not able to disconnect using any liquid libation - have to head to church in a few hours damnit.

Coffee instead.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2021 07:14 PM (Rvt88)

77 OK

Posted by: JROD at April 20, 2021 07:14 PM (0jZnq)

78 The post is time-stamped in Actual Time, but comments are in Incorrect Time. Maybe a bug, or just not noticed it before?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 20, 2021 07:14 PM (8AONa)

79 I refer to that as being Alderaan-ed
Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2021 07:12 PM (mZUr4)

Except we're not crying over it. Long live the blog!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 07:14 PM (oUcR5)

80 I think tonight I am going to watch Synchronic on Netflix
Posted by: Sharkman

Very Meh, IMO. Weak premise and poorly executed storyline.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 20, 2021 07:15 PM (UYP1T)

81 All those blog posts will be lost in time... like tears in rain.

Time to green.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 20, 2021 07:10 PM (DTX3h)

======
"Tears in the Rain" -- recent song by Andrew Farris (from INXS)

https://youtu.be/RX9HeVUv6cU

Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2021 07:15 PM (mZUr4)

82 Interesting that for "Zulu" they had to use modified Enfields for some of the soldiers, as they didn't have enough authentic Martini-Henry rifles. And the officers' revolvers were era-inappropriate Webleys.


An incredible wealth of utterly useless yet interesting gunz trivia in movies to be found at ifdb-dot-com.


Recently rewatched "Zulu" myself via library DVD. Brief internet searches did not yield info on something I thought was true - the kind depicted in the movie was played by Buthelezi, the (then) current day Zulu political chief, who was a direct descendant of the leader depicted in the movie.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2021 07:15 PM (OTzUX)

83 I read that as Marky Mark.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist

Whatever makes you happy bro.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 07:16 PM (jvt6t)

84 The HQ clock didn't spring forward thus the timestamp.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2021 07:16 PM (UHVv4)

85 So, all of you are happy now? Well, what about me?!? Never to be seen again!!!!

Posted by: Green at April 20, 2021 07:16 PM (7bRMQ)

86 They found the Higgs Boson, but they're never gonna find the Higgs Boson's Mate.

Posted by: CppThis



"Psst, Ensign Sharkman, I think the Higgs Boson's Mate is up in the Goat Locker. While you're up there, pick me up a water line, woodja? Thank you, "Sir""

Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2021 07:16 PM (O033+)

87 The post is time-stamped in Actual Time, but comments are in Incorrect Time. Maybe a bug, or just not noticed it before?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 20, 2021 07:14 PM


Does anyone really know what time it is?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2021 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

88 78 The post is time-stamped in Actual Time, but comments are in Incorrect Time. Maybe a bug, or just not noticed it before?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 20, 2021 07:14 PM (8AONa)


Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?

Posted by: Robert Lamm at April 20, 2021 07:18 PM (PiwSw)

89 I've got Zulu on my DVR without ads.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2021 07:18 PM (UHVv4)

90 Duncanthrax, I have some saved in a bottle over here.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2021 07:18 PM (fEs2k)

91 Ima gonna watch Zulu. Found it one of streaming sites.

Posted by: Novadog




Which one, pray tell? I would love to watch that again.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2021 07:18 PM (O033+)

92 Can't go wrong with that pairing plus the company of your son!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2021 07:13 PM (hOUT3)


Indeed! My 4th time watching. His first. We're on Season 3 - with Quarles and Limehouse. Show gets better every time.

Running low on Weller 107 tho. Savoring this bottle I got a few years ago when it was still only $30

Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2021 07:18 PM (mZUr4)

93 85 So, all of you are happy now? Well, what about me?!? Never to be seen again!!!!
Posted by: Green at April 20, 2021 07:16 PM (7bRMQ)


It's not easy being you.

Posted by: Robert Lamm at April 20, 2021 07:18 PM (PiwSw)

94 88 Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?

Posted by: Robert Lamm at April 20, 2021 07:18 PM (PiwSw)


Time to get ill?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 20, 2021 07:19 PM (DTX3h)

95 Never to be seen again!!!!

Posted by: Green at April 20, 2021 07:16 PM (7bRMQ)


AOC said to "Go, Green!" so we complied like good citizens.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2021 07:20 PM (hOUT3)

96 My neighbor just put cedar mulch around all his new plantings. My cats reacted to it like a coke addict in a 5 foot tall pile of cocaine.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2021 07:20 PM (2DOZq)

97 One silver lining in all these thunderclouds may be that the Demofascists might find their gun-grabbing agenda a wee bit harder to sell, with all the potential sportiness that could manifest....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2021 07:20 PM (PiwSw)

98 What time is it?

It's Zulu Time!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2021 07:20 PM (DMUuz)

99 Woo boy, Candace Owens is a real firecracker.

Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2021 07:21 PM (+ya+t)

100 I think tonight I am going to watch Synchronic on Netflix
Posted by: Sharkman

Very Meh, IMO. Weak premise and poorly executed storyline.

Posted by: Joe Mama



Damn.

Well, my First Alternate is the 2005 remake of Assault on Precinct 13.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2021 07:21 PM (O033+)

101 @91. Sharkman. I got it on Plex

Posted by: Novadog at April 20, 2021 07:21 PM (QCAkr)

102 58 Does the main page look weird to anyone else...or is it just me?
Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2021 07:07 PM

It's beautiful, even with the Dasani water bottles popping up again in the sidebar. Love that the archives are back!

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 20, 2021 07:22 PM (qe5CM)

103 That woman rescuing dogs has her place in heaven.

If I had money to buy a big farm somewhere away from the assholes of the world, that is what I would do.

"Dumb animals" have more of a soul than about 70% of the people in this world.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 07:22 PM (2JVJo)

104 Click clack.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 20, 2021 07:22 PM (IYHxL)

105 It amuses me that the modern promotional material for "Zulu" heavily features Michael Caine, when in 1964, he was the New Guy and Stanley Baker and Jack Hawkins were the heavy hitters.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 20, 2021 07:22 PM (WGara)

106 It's Zulu Time!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2021 07:20 PM (DMUuz)

Bravo!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2021 07:22 PM (7bRMQ)

107 "Psst, Ensign Sharkman, I think the Higgs Boson's Mate is up in the Goat Locker. While you're up there, pick me up a water line, woodja? Thank you, "Sir""
Posted by: Sharkman

Snort!

Freshly minted O1 - "Sailor! Where is that oil leaking oil from?"

Sailor (legally yes, but achully a FMF Corpsman visiting who didn't know shit about anything afloat) - "Uh, from the BRT Sir!!"

Newbie O1 - "Very well!"


That dumbass didn't realize 'BRT' stood for Big Round Thing. Whatta maroon.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2021 07:22 PM (Rvt88)

108 I can't breed!

Posted by: zombie George Floyd at April 20, 2021 07:22 PM (EYJHb)

109 anybody know what time it is?

It's Twine Time.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2021 07:23 PM (fEs2k)

110 Does anyone really know what time it is?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2021 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

Does anybody really care?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 07:23 PM (oUcR5)

111 110 Does anyone really know what time it is?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2021 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

Does anybody really care?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 07:23 PM (oUcR5)


If so, I can't imagine why...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2021 07:23 PM (PiwSw)

112 Sharkman. I got it on Plex

Posted by: Novadog



I've no idea what a Plex is and how you cook it, but I'm gonna find out.

Thank ye.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2021 07:24 PM (O033+)

113 What happened to the little dog in the last video to make him deformed?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 07:24 PM (oUcR5)

114 I've no idea what a Plex is and how you cook it, but I'm gonna find out.

Thank ye.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2021 07:24 PM (O033+)
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They're delicious served with nauga.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 20, 2021 07:25 PM (WGara)

115 110 Does anyone really know what time it is?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2021 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

It's time! It's time! It's, Vader time!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2021 07:25 PM (7bRMQ)

116 Mr Poppins!

Happy dance!! Home safe. Lots of folks downtown heading to the baseball game. It's sunny and 70 and a spectacular day.

*smooches*

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2021 07:25 PM (U2p+3)

117 67 44 Just for kicks tried to use history to go to last night's Cafe, nothing, it's gone.

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2021 07:02 PM (Cxk7w)

All those blog posts will be lost in time... like tears in rain.

Time to green.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 20, 2021 07:10 PM

I think JT did that!

I'm going to watch all the videos and then disconnect with a 2015 Limerick Lane Bedrock zinfandel.

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 20, 2021 07:26 PM (qe5CM)

118 There's a fox rescue in NY and all thier foxes seem very chill. I think the woman running it posted that because of the way they are bred most fur foxes, on top of being super floofy, end up being very friendly since they need to be groomed and maintained before being killed.

Need to get a video with foxes and capybara.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 07:22 PM (2JVJo)

I always said if i won the lotto I'm just moving to the country and opening up a donkey rescue (or other dopey animal)

Posted by: Rbastid at April 20, 2021 07:26 PM (XwTyM)

119 Sharkman, Plexes come in multi form.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2021 07:26 PM (fEs2k)

120 Well, my First Alternate is the 2005 remake of Assault on Precinct 13.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2021 07:21 PM (O033+)

The Rover

You won't be disappointed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2021 07:27 PM (2DOZq)

121 Has the rioting started in Wayzata or Minnetonka yet?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 20, 2021 07:27 PM (flINI)

122 111 110 Does anyone really know what time it is?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2021 07:17 PM (DMUuz)
Does anybody really care?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 07:23 PM (oUcR5)
If so, I can't imagine why...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2021 07:23 PM (PiwSw)

We've all got time to cry

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 07:27 PM (oUcR5)

123 97 One silver lining in all these thunderclouds may be that the Demofascists might find their gun-grabbing agenda a wee bit harder to sell, with all the potential sportiness that could manifest....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2021 07:20 PM (PiwSw)


"The poleeces be raysis and they want to kill you, and also did we mention that we think only the poleeces should be allowed to have guns?"

Posted by: CppThis at April 20, 2021 07:27 PM (zcf1k)

124 104 Click clack.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 20, 2021 07:22 PM (IYHxL)

You home safe?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 07:28 PM (jvt6t)

125 How many days now has George Floyd been sober?

Posted by: Jaimo at April 20, 2021 07:28 PM (NXGjq)

126
DogStar59:

Is it safe?
The Cloud?

Posted by: Charles W. Ridiculous, Jr. at April 20, 2021 07:28 PM (+iQHQ)

127 125 How many days now has George Floyd been sober?
Posted by: Jaimo at April 20, 2021 07:28 PM (NXGjq)

There is no beer in heaven, sorry.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 07:29 PM (oUcR5)

128 fur farming is for incestuous fags

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 20, 2021 07:29 PM (4Jold)

129 Nice break from racism... I want a baby rhino. Do they like Italian food?

Posted by: Peter Pan at April 20, 2021 07:29 PM (S4jmh)

130 122 111 110 Does anyone really know what time it is?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2021 07:17 PM (DMUuz)
Does anybody really care?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 07:23 PM (oUcR5)
If so, I can't imagine why...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2021 07:23 PM (PiwSw)
We've all got time to cry
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 07:27 PM (oUcR5)


Why do I feel like I've come home after a long and stressful trip?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2021 07:29 PM (hOUT3)

131 121 Has the rioting started in Wayzata or Minnetonka yet?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 20, 2021 07:27 PM

That's generally FU money out there. I wouldn't be surprised if the homeowners have arranged for private security.

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 20, 2021 07:30 PM (qe5CM)

132 The Rover

You won't be disappointed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth




Saw that about 3 months or so ago.

Absolute gold.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2021 07:30 PM (O033+)

133 Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2021 07:25 PM (7bRMQ)

LMFAO *chefs kiss*
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 07:28 PM (jvt6t)

Yeah, thanks for asking. House is locked up. Should have got gas in my car, stupid mistake.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 20, 2021 07:30 PM (IYHxL)

134 That's generally FU money out there. I wouldn't be surprised if the homeowners have arranged for private security.
Posted by: M


they are nice but not that nice

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 20, 2021 07:30 PM (4Jold)

135
128 fur farming is for incestuous fags
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 20, 2021 07:29 PM (4Jold


I thought that was a Lesbo thing.

Posted by: Peter Pan at April 20, 2021 07:31 PM (S4jmh)

136 Yea!

Sending a contribution as soon as the social security check clears.

Will be waiting for the communist T.V. reporter at the front door asking me to explain why.

You rock, Ace!

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2021 07:31 PM (Xo3T0)

137 Somebody was asking if husky type breeds are prone to being talkative, and I can't remember if I answered or not the way things were. It was a yes (a friend had a malamute that wouldn't shut up), but I've also seen a lot of pug faced breeds (like French bulldogs) being talkative. One of my cavalier King Charles spaniels liked to chat, while her sister never said a word.

Here's some talking huskies:
https://youtu.be/iA0HY2dQWFU

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 20, 2021 07:31 PM (4FeUN)

138 88 Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?

Posted by: Robert Lamm at April 20, 2021 07:18 PM (PiwSw)

Are heavenly shades of night falling?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2021 07:32 PM (II3Gr)

139 when the riots something in 2020 our friends in the minne burbs said the heat was sitting cruisers at the bottom of the freeway off rmps to dissuade the rioters from coming to their burb

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 20, 2021 07:32 PM (4Jold)

140 Well one inappropriate chupacabra-free comment and then on to other stuff.


Senate has confirmed, 98-2, a woman for #2 at DOJ. She is one of the worst of the legions of vile politicized drones from the Obama years, and the Trump years, when she was a big "RUSSIA!" propagandist (and Mueller staff chief) and public poison-vendor on TV (Lisa Monaco).


Of course it's kind of a norm. You'll recall all those 98-2 confirmations of very qualified, professional, non-political-hack-nominees of Trump's the last 4 years.


(and another likely very dirty soft coup participant from the DOJ that attempted to block/then hobble Trump, Carlin, is back at DOJ in a senior position; those who describe the results of the anti-Trump coup and consequent "investigations" as a 100% victory for the bad guys, and a complete hollowing out of our institutions, should stop underselling the situation so badly - it's a disservice, really)

Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2021 07:32 PM (OTzUX)

141 Star Warts is on. It's the one where they beam down to the OK Corral and have to fight Darth Holliday.

Posted by: f'd at April 20, 2021 07:33 PM (EYJHb)

142 Oh, almost forgot.

green

Posted by: f'd at April 20, 2021 07:33 PM (EYJHb)

143 36 I'm disconnecting with E-Meth!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ec6KsB67vI

Okay, E-Meth is one of the few actually funny things I've seen from SNL since Bass-O-Matic.

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at April 20, 2021 07:33 PM (J+x1n)

144 >>That's generally FU money out there. I wouldn't be surprised if the homeowners have arranged for private security.


Say, that's a great idea for a movie --- oh wait, we already have "The Purge." No, we have *4* Purge movies and a Purge tv show. It's almost as if Hollywood has been busily normalizing the idea of nights of rioting to get your id on, whether it be stealing, arson, murder, revenge, etc. . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2021 07:34 PM (bDqIh)

145 420 celebrations today. Let's see...whos missing?

Posted by: Peter Pan at April 20, 2021 07:35 PM (S4jmh)

146 Tonypete, have you heard any more from the IRS about your tax refund?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 07:35 PM (oUcR5)

147 Somebody's gonna hurt someone
Before the night is through
Somebody's gonna come undone
There's nothin' we can do

Posted by: All Night Long _Richie thinks he's a train at April 20, 2021 07:35 PM (tPOoy)

148 That dumbass didn't realize 'BRT' stood for Big Round Thing. Whatta maroon.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2021 07:22 PM


In fairness, that applies to 99.99999967574% of Ensigns.

Bringing them along is one of the quiet joys of being a Chief or LPO.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2021 07:35 PM (DMUuz)

149 I could see it happening in Minnetonka; only a small part of it is on the lake, the rest is around the 494 and chock full of clueless office drones who go in for that sort of nonsense.

Posted by: CppThis at April 20, 2021 07:35 PM (zcf1k)

150 Nice break from racism... I want a baby rhino. Do they like Italian food?

Posted by: Peter Pan



When I took my then-11 year-old daughter to see Black Panther, she was bored out of her skull the entire movie, right up until the Rhinos charged into battle, then she said REALLY LOUDLY: "Awwwwww, I want a RHINO!!!" and the whole theater busted up laughing.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2021 07:35 PM (O033+)

151 The Rocky Road To Dublin.

That's where we be lads.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 07:36 PM (jvt6t)

152 Ben, Hubby was allowed to start on clear liquids today - jury is still out on that.

He started running a low grade temperature about an hour ago, and his blood pressure has gone up, but apparently I am not supposed to worry about that being a thing yet.

Yeah, right.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - The Original Fanilow (since 1974) at April 20, 2021 07:36 PM (e6bHS)

153 Ben Had, darlin' Ace just strolled by, but stopped to say "hi".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2021 07:37 PM (DMUuz)

154 Okay, E-Meth is one of the few actually funny things I've seen from SNL since Bass-O-Matic.
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at April 20, 2021 07:33 PM (J+x1n)


Garret Morris singing An Die Musik. Brilliant stuff.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2021 07:37 PM (PiwSw)

155 Mr Poppins!

Happy dance!! Home safe. Lots of folks downtown heading to the baseball game. It's sunny and 70 and a spectacular day.

*smooches*
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2021 07:25 PM (U2p+3)


**smooches back**

Good to hear! Still working (probably until 10). For some reason, have been re-reading The Name of the Rose, and am wondering about watching the movie, though I remember it as being pretty bad. I haven't seen the recent TV series, though.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 07:37 PM (2JVJo)

156 Disconnecting with a sixer of Deep Ellum IPA, and while I've got some, I'm probably not doing the 420 thing today. The strain I have is some bad street Indica, which makes me depressed and paranoid - it's modern ditchweed. I prefer a Sativa-based strain, preferably in edible form now.

Because I'm 29.

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at April 20, 2021 07:38 PM (J+x1n)

157 Bringing them along is one of the quiet joys of being a Chief or LPO.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2021


My first Platoon Sergeant was a great mentor. I owe him a lot!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2021 07:38 PM (HPSCb)

158 Just in case anybody was thinking maybe the NFL isn't really all that bad:

https://bit.ly/3ndbIHW

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 20, 2021 07:39 PM (4FeUN)

159 Saw that about 3 months or so ago.

Absolute gold.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2021 07:30 PM (O033+)

Older movie recommendation that you may have seen of all genre.

Bound
August Rush
The Kite Flyer
The Edge
Hard Times
We Own the Night

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2021 07:39 PM (2DOZq)

160 Tonypete, have you heard any more from the IRS about your tax refund?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair


Which portion of it? I received the refund I was expecting based on my income. When I (electronically) filed using TurboTax, they noted I was not paid some of the covid-related award, which they added to my computed refund. I also received that.

What I have not yet received was a refund now due because unemployment income is now not taxable (at the fed level up to some limits) as passed by the lasted Covid handouts.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2021 07:39 PM (Rvt88)

161 >>>Why do I feel like I've come home after a long and stressful trip?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2021 07:29 PM (hOUT3)
--------------

Welcome home Commissar.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2021 07:39 PM (tPOoy)

162 It's Twine Time.

Again? You're gonna weave me.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 20, 2021 07:39 PM (qc+VF)

163 We're back?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 20, 2021 07:40 PM (z5Vrg)

164 What I have not yet received was a refund now due because unemployment income is now not taxable (at the fed level up to some limits) as passed by the lasted Covid handouts.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2021 07:39 PM (Rvt8

Are you going to file an amended return?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 07:41 PM (oUcR5)

165 It's been almost two full months since I filed electronically. I still haven't gotten my refund from the Feds. I may try and call this week on it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 20, 2021 07:41 PM (5HBd1)

166 163 We're back?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 20, 2021 07:40 PM (z5Vrg)

*shifty eyes*

We never left.....maybe.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 07:41 PM (jvt6t)

167 It's been almost two full months since I filed electronically. I still haven't gotten my refund from the Feds. I may try and call this week on it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 20, 2021 07:41 PM (5HBd1)

Me either. HR Block says that is what a lot of their clients are saying.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2021 07:42 PM (2DOZq)

168 Why do I feel like I've come home after a long and stressful trip?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2021 07:29 PM (hOUT3)
--------------


Alles klar, Herr Commissar?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 07:43 PM (2JVJo)

169 LMFAO *chefs kiss*
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 20, 2021 07:30 PM (IYHxL)

Thanks, Leon should have been a monster, but misused by all.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2021 07:43 PM (7bRMQ)

170 I filed in February and haven't heard a word from the IRS. I also am entitled to the unemployment exclusion, as I was paid less than $10k in UI benefits.
The IRS is worse than the KGB if you owe them, but they sure take their sweet time when they owe you.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 07:44 PM (oUcR5)

171 Of course it's kind of a norm. You'll recall all those 98-2 confirmations of very qualified, professional, non-political-hack-nominees of Trump's the last 4 years.
...

Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2021 07:32 PM (OTzUX)

===
This is truly sickening. They can't even work up the pretense of an opposition. Personnel is policy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2021 07:44 PM (EZebt)

172 Razorfist takes the piss out of Dee Snider for being a fake rebel and having the vapors over the "insurrection".

https://youtu.be/V7jU4M8Kxm0

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 20, 2021 07:44 PM (DXFDM)

173 oddbob, payback for that one is going to be fun.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2021 07:44 PM (fEs2k)

174 In fairness, that applies to 99.99999967574% of Ensigns.

Bringing them along is one of the quiet joys of being a Chief or LPO.

Posted by: Duncanthrax



I thoroughly enjoyed being an Ensign. I was a little older than most newbie officers on my ship since I didn't go straight from college into the Navy, so I was a tiny bit wiser than most, but I still played dumb and enjoyed all the bullshit and games that were played on me.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2021 07:44 PM (O033+)

175 168 Why do I feel like I've come home after a long and stressful trip?

Come down off your throne
And leave your body alone
Somebody must change

You are the reason I've been waiting so long
Somebody holds the key
Well I'm near the end
And just ain't got the time
And I'm wasted and I can't find my way home

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 07:45 PM (jvt6t)

176 Me either. HR Block says that is what a lot of their clients are saying.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2021 07:42 PM (2DOZq)

I used Block in March, filed it electronically. Two days later, office called me and said I'd get more because of the UI tax relief. Received it all eight days later.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2021 07:46 PM (7bRMQ)

177 Your bones will build my palaces

Your eyes will stud my crown

for I am Mars, the god of war

And I will cast you down

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 20, 2021 07:47 PM (4l77G)

178 where do i put "green"?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 20, 2021 07:47 PM (CqHIp)

179 Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 07:45 PM (jvt6t)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoSn2Y-b6wI

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2021 07:48 PM (PiwSw)

180 Older movie recommendation that you may have seen of all genre.

Bound
August Rush
The Kite Flyer
The Edge
Hard Times
We Own the Night

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Yikes, I've not seen a single one of those. I better get on that!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2021 07:48 PM (O033+)

181 Duncanthrax, Ace needs to send me a new picture.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2021 07:48 PM (fEs2k)

182 where do i put "green"?


Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 20, 2021 07:47 PM (CqHIp)

Tip jar?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2021 07:48 PM (7bRMQ)

183 So should I give The English Patient a second chance?? I stopped watching it after about thirty minutes the first time because I couldn't tell the freaking guys apart -- blond, officers, Brits, clean-shaven, skinny, same build??

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2021 07:49 PM (UHVv4)

184 Heh.

So my oldest son had his car stolen about a month ago. Reported to insurance company.

Got a check today for almost 3k. It was a 1997 Honda Civic that he paid 300 dollars for two years ago.

Whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2021 07:49 PM (U2p+3)

185 Garret Morris singing An Die Musik. Brilliant stuff.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2021 07:37 PM (PiwSw)


I forgot about Garret Morris! He could really sing, too! They did a semi-straight bit with Christmas songs, "Walking in a Winter Wonderland", and he was fantastic!

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at April 20, 2021 07:49 PM (J+x1n)

186 osted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2021 07:48 PM (PiwSw)

Very nice. Thank you.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 07:50 PM (jvt6t)

187 That dumbass didn't realize 'BRT' stood for Big Round Thing. Whatta maroon.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2021 07:22 PM


In computer science, we have the BRS.

Big Red Switch.

Throw it, when all else fails.

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at April 20, 2021 07:51 PM (J+x1n)

188 Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick says Senate currently lacks the votes to pass permit-less carry of handguns -
------------------------------

All hat and no cattle?
No, just another POS politician.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2021 07:51 PM (tPOoy)

189 test...

Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2021 07:52 PM (ez/ed)

190 That's awesome, Nurse! Car shopping is next, right?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 20, 2021 07:52 PM (oUcR5)

191 Back to no ampersands. Nice while it lasted.

Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2021 07:53 PM (ez/ed)

192 Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2021 07:43 PM (7bRMQ)

He should have been bigger than he was for sure.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 20, 2021 07:53 PM (IYHxL)

193 There are parts of the English Patient that are breathtaking. Dafoe and Schell are sublime. But if you read the book first you can't watch the movie because of the racist screed of an ending.

Posted by: Only Context at April 20, 2021 07:53 PM (QZ/dC)

194 So my oldest son had his car stolen about a month ago. Reported to insurance company.

Got a check today for almost 3k. It was a 1997 Honda Civic that he paid 300 dollars for two years ago.

Whoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2021 07:49 PM (U2p+3)


He can buy 10 now!

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at April 20, 2021 07:53 PM (J+x1n)

195 where do i put "green"?


Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 20, 2021 07:47 PM (CqHIp)


In the beer?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 07:53 PM (2JVJo)

196 The Name of the Rose, and am wondering about watching the movie, though I remember it as being pretty bad. I haven't seen the recent TV series, though.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 07:37 PM (2JVJo)

...

I recall liking it but that mostly may have been one part in particular.

Also I liked the library with all the huge stairs crossing through space for no reason.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 20, 2021 07:53 PM (ohOLP)

197 I forgot about Garret Morris! He could really sing, too!

Garrett Morris was as underrated as Chevy Chase was overrated.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 20, 2021 07:53 PM (qc+VF)

198 &

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2021 07:54 PM (E0OEG)

199 Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2021 07:46 PM (7bRMQ)

Filed mine with HR Block beginning March also. Haven't received refund yet.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2021 07:54 PM (2DOZq)

200 Corgis > All other breeds > pit bulls

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2021 07:54 PM (lpUwG)

201 Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2021 07:49 PM (U2p+3)

I remember when you told me about the car. Good for him! Although I don't know what 3K will buy these days.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 07:54 PM (2JVJo)

202 Showoff

Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2021 07:54 PM (ez/ed)

203 187 That dumbass didn't realize 'BRT' stood for Big Round Thing. Whatta maroon.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2021 07:22 PM

In computer science, we have the BRS.

Big Red Switch.

Throw it, when all else fails.
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at April 20, 2021 07:51 PM (J+x1n)

An emergency shut down of a nuc reactor is called a Scram. I have a T'shirt some ex classmates gave me from Nuc School Orlando, with its logo, and a big red SCRAM'd printed across it... they gave it to me when I got dropped.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 20, 2021 07:55 PM (oHd/0)

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 20, 2021 07:55 PM (CqHIp)

205 Going through Andy Ngo's twitter feed is really enraging.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 20, 2021 07:55 PM (IYHxL)

206 i don't get any ands

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 20, 2021 07:55 PM (CqHIp)

207 Garrett Morris was as underrated as Chevy Chase was overrated.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 20, 2021 07:53 PM (qc+VF)

Baseball was berry, berry good to him.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 07:55 PM (jvt6t)

208 Garrett was only funny person in Two Broke Girls.

I have to admit Chevy Chase was perfectly cast in Community.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2021 07:56 PM (2DOZq)

209 Does the main page look weird to anyone else...or is it just me?
Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2021 07:07 PM (cF8AT)

Yeah, I see a succession of truly scummy ads in the space just below the AOS banner, and my Brave browser is supposed to block ads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2021 07:56 PM (mzC78)

210 Fucking Texas Senate, another GOP controlled group with no results.

Posted by: Only Context at April 20, 2021 07:56 PM (QZ/dC)

211 Got a check today for almost 3k. It was a 1997 Honda Civic that he paid 300 dollars for two years ago.



Whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2021 07:49 PM (U2p+3)



He can buy 10 now!

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch
=====
"We've secretly replaced Nurse's old insurance premium with her new one. Let's watch her open the new bill and see what happens!"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 20, 2021 07:56 PM (8AONa)

212 ...racist screed of an ending.
--------------
They blame the Canadian guy for all their troubles?? (There was a Canadian officer too wasn't there I seem to recall?)


Maybe try the Brave browser, davidt? It gave me back my ampersands.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2021 07:56 PM (UHVv4)

213 Razorfist takes the piss out of Dee Snider for being a fake rebel and having the vapors over the "insurrection".


Snider's always been a twat.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 20, 2021 07:56 PM (SchxB)

214 209 Does the main page look weird to anyone else...or is it just me?
Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2021 07:07 PM (cF8AT)

...

It looks weird for me until I load comments.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 20, 2021 07:57 PM (ohOLP)

215 This new-old server seems to have some snap to it. Maybe just seems that way because of the ddos attack on the other.

Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2021 07:57 PM (ez/ed)

216 210 Fucking Texas Senate, another GOP controlled group with no results.
Posted by: Only Context at April 20, 2021 07:56 PM (QZ/dC)

...

Yeah. I could get excited about returning to the system where the Senators are appointed by the state and then I remember what the Texas Senate is like.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 20, 2021 07:58 PM (ohOLP)

217 Snider's always been a twat.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 20, 2021 07:56 PM (SchxB)

Bleach blondes are assholes.

This is known.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 07:58 PM (jvt6t)

218 &&&

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 20, 2021 07:58 PM (4l77G)

219 it's nice to have the mains back on line, Cap'n.

fuck that CAPCHA!!! nonsense.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2021 07:58 PM (bxPTJ)

220 Kewl. was just checking.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 20, 2021 07:58 PM (4l77G)

221 216 210 Fucking Texas Senate, another GOP controlled group with no results.
Posted by: Only Context at April 20, 2021 07:56 PM (QZ/dC)


I'm still carrying. I mean, really, what the hell.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 07:59 PM (jvt6t)

222 Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2021 07:44 PM (O033+)

I knew it was time to retire, when I was standing a Q-Deck watch at 1 in the morning as Officer of the Deck. Was supposed to have an under instruction Ensign who had just reported onboard... he was a few minutes late, walked out to the Q-deck... red head kid, looked like Opie from Mayberry... my initial thought was 'my how cute'. Then found out he was going to be my new Division Officer instead of the Electronics Warrant we were supposed to have.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 20, 2021 07:59 PM (oHd/0)

223 green.

Posted by: chango lot at April 20, 2021 07:59 PM (g741k)

224 osted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2021 07:58 PM (bxPTJ)

Please retry the capcha!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 08:00 PM (jvt6t)

225 Glad the site is back... good evening folks.

Posted by: Inogame at April 20, 2021 08:00 PM (+2xjH)

226 >>>I remember when you told me about the car. Good for him! Although I don't know what 3K will buy these days.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 07:54 PM (2JVJo)
-------------------------------

A fender.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2021 08:00 PM (tPOoy)

227 shoulda typed &&fooking&.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 20, 2021 08:00 PM (4l77G)

228 Just look at the flowers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2021 08:01 PM (4I/2K)

229 Yeah. I could get excited about returning to the
system where the Senators are appointed by the state and then I remember
what the Texas Senate is like.

Posted by: TexasDan======On the plus side, the Chinese bribe money would be distributed across the country versus being concentrated in DC

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 20, 2021 08:01 PM (8AONa)

230 226 >>>I remember when you told me about the car. Good for him! Although I don't know what 3K will buy these days.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 07:54 PM (2JVJo)
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A fender.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2021 08:00 PM (tPOoy)

3K? just about anything you want...

Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez MS 13 Chop Shop at April 20, 2021 08:02 PM (oHd/0)

231 French Bulldogs > Corgis > All other breeds > pit bulls

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2021 07:54 PM (lpUwG)

Fixt per Conor

&

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2021 08:02 PM (hOUT3)

232 Speaking of new cars reminds me I have to take mine into the shop for a stem to stern checkup. I don't usually put stock in gut feelings, but like Scotty, something just doesn't feel "right" about it.

Anyway, if I'm going to drive to the NoVaMoMe this year, I need reliable transportation.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:02 PM (2JVJo)

233 I'll go disconnect by playing some Escape from Tarkov. Oh, wait, nope, that won't help at all.

Posted by: Mainah at April 20, 2021 08:02 PM (60SMO)

234 Anyone know anything about Williford AR? found out that they have really cheap land. I have been watching videos about places with cheap land again.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 20, 2021 08:03 PM (5HBd1)

235 >>>Yeah, I see a succession of truly scummy ads in the space just below the AOS banner, and my Brave browser is supposed to block ads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2021 07:56 PM (mzC7
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Go into advanced settings and lock it down.
A red badge will then appear in the upper right allowing you to allow or disallow.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2021 08:03 PM (tPOoy)

236 Ahem.

"Call the Frenchies", said no one. Not ever.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2021 08:03 PM (lpUwG)

237 Looking at homes for rent again. I'm trying to decide between outside of Austin, or outside of Nashville. Way outside, for either. Luckily, or unluckily, I have until November to decide.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 20, 2021 08:04 PM (jOcSX)

238 Going through Andy Ngo's twitter feed is really enraging.
Posted by: thathalfrican


yeah, one must adopt a chan like calm to read anything on the twitter currently.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 20, 2021 08:04 PM (pAjZN)

239 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:02 PM (2JVJo)

Well....save something for the TxMoMe...I'd like to meet you.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 08:04 PM (jvt6t)

240 Well it's a cold night and we tried watching the game but the Royals are stinking up the field. I'd rather be here than watch this pathetic game.

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 20, 2021 08:05 PM (nxdel)

241
Ist Minneapolis brennt?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2021 08:06 PM (mht8P)

242 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 20, 2021 08:04 PM (jOcSX)

Bring money. Lots of money for anywhere in a radius of 60 miles from Austin.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 08:06 PM (jvt6t)

243 For great lakes region Morons, disconnecting with a Rainmaker Ale from Storm Cloud Brewery in Frankfort, MI works just fine.

Except for Illinois people. It'll give you the 'Vid and turn your teeth purple. Safer to just stay home and never ever come to Michigan.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 20, 2021 08:06 PM (8AONa)

244 @188
The GOP only has a small majority 18/13 in the Texas Senate*.

* While I can be an unrelenting critic of the GOP, I'm going to be a smidge understanding in this case.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 20, 2021 08:06 PM (1HmqW)

245 Sorry, I don't get the disconnect language/concept. Might want to consider Grant's response to getting his ass kicked at Shiloh day 1. It wasn't to go cry in a corner.

Posted by: Only Context at April 20, 2021 08:06 PM (QZ/dC)

246 Lexus SUV>Mercedes SUV>BMW SUV

Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2021 08:06 PM (tPOoy)

247 Franklin TN is supposed to be a nice town. Can't tell for sure how long of a commute that would be.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 20, 2021 08:06 PM (5HBd1)

248 Going through Andy Ngo's twitter feed is really enraging.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 20, 2021 07:55 PM (IYHxL)

I decided to look at it tonight for the first time in ages. Synchronicity!

And yes, it's enraging.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at April 20, 2021 08:06 PM (5FCda)

249 South and west of Austin used to be a nice area, but it has developed to hell and back. Not sure about nowadays.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2021 08:07 PM (s+F7N)

250 Anyone know anything about Williford AR? found out that they have really cheap land. I have been watching videos about places with cheap land again.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 20, 2021 08:03 PM (5HBd1)

Got a really good friend who moved to Branson MI. Says property is dirt cheap (and it looks like it is)... plus area is Americana with lots of stuff to do. Wants me to move there.

Any morons out that way?

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 20, 2021 08:07 PM (oHd/0)

251 Posted by: Only Context at April 20, 2021 08:06 PM (QZ/dC)

You sexy beast......(Mongo straight)

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 08:08 PM (jvt6t)

252 Constitutional carry includes unlicensed concealed carry?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2021 08:08 PM (2DOZq)

253 So sick of hearing about Floyd I can't stand it.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2021 08:08 PM (E0OEG)

254 stop feeding the beast

Posted by: chango lot at April 20, 2021 08:08 PM (g741k)

255 A 40% majority in the Texas Senate doesn't allow for excuses. No quarter for traitors here.

Posted by: Only Context at April 20, 2021 08:09 PM (QZ/dC)

256 Franklin TN is supposed to be a nice town.

Speaking of Franklin.. Graham Jr posted on FB that justice was served today. WTAF? Done with that MF.

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 20, 2021 08:09 PM (nxdel)

257 Filed mine with HR Block beginning March also. Haven't received refund yet.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2021 07:54 PM (2DOZq)

Check with Block and the IRS website. That seems like a long time to wait.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2021 08:09 PM (7bRMQ)

258 Franklin TN is supposed to be a nice town. Can't tell for sure how long of a commute that would be.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 20, 2021 08:06 PM (5HBd1)

Is that where the Franklin mint is located?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2021 08:09 PM (2DOZq)

259 253 So sick of hearing about Floyd I can't stand it.
Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2021 08:08 PM (E0OEG)

That is Saint Floyd the Martyr you RAAAAACIST!

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 20, 2021 08:09 PM (oHd/0)

260 248 Going through Andy Ngo's twitter feed is really enraging.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 20, 2021 07:55 PM (IYHxL)
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Get your problem fixed?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2021 08:09 PM (tPOoy)

261 Lexus SUV>Mercedes SUV>BMW SUV
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2021 08:06 PM

Where would you rank the Jaguar F-Pace SUV?

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 20, 2021 08:09 PM (qe5CM)

262
So sick of hearing about Floyd I can't stand it.
Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2021 08:08 PM (E0OEG)

__________

They'll dig him up for another two-week funeral tour.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2021 08:10 PM (mht8P)

263 Branson Missouri? I saw that on one of the videos today too. I found a small chunk of land (less than an acre) in Williford for $1750. And it's unrestricted land use there.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 20, 2021 08:10 PM (5HBd1)

264 Lexus SUV>Mercedes SUV>BMW SUV
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2021 08:06 PM (tPOoy)


I rate this as true! My Lexus SUV is still purring like a kitten at 185k miles with no major repairs to date!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2021 08:10 PM (hOUT3)

265 252 Constitutional carry includes unlicensed concealed carry?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2021 08:08 PM (2DOZq)
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Only if you can pick it up and walk with it.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2021 08:10 PM (tPOoy)

266 Of course Constitutional Carry includes unlicensed concealed carry. Seriously? This should be the law of the Land, period and for God's sake in Texas of all places.

Posted by: Only Context at April 20, 2021 08:10 PM (QZ/dC)

267 I'm destressing and disconnecting by looking at kbdabear's pictorial essays between F5s here.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2021 08:11 PM (4I/2K)

268 252 Constitutional carry includes unlicensed concealed carry?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2021 08:08 PM (2DOZq)

That is correct. However, most laws in Texas say I can carry wherever I want, just not on mu person w/o a CHL. But laws are for the little people.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 08:11 PM (jvt6t)

269 Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 20, 2021 08:10 PM (5HBd1)

Friend lives in a 1.5 acre reproduction of the House from Gone with the Wind... that he paid about $600K for...

Which is practically a starter home in parts of Calif.

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 20, 2021 08:12 PM (oHd/0)

270 Bill in Arkansas and Xipe Totec live in Arkansas. They could answer questions.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2021 08:12 PM (s+F7N)

271 Check with Block and the IRS website. That seems like a long time to wait.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2021 08:09 PM (7bRMQ)

I have. That where I was told a number of clients have had the same complaint. Check of IRS site says still processing.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2021 08:12 PM (2DOZq)

272 Very cool baby rhino video. I did not know there were that many orphans. Yikes!

Posted by: clutch at April 20, 2021 08:13 PM (9UmRs)

273 Posted by: Only Context at April 20, 2021 08:10 PM (QZ/dC)

I can walk all over Austin with my AR strapped across my back. But why would I?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 20, 2021 08:13 PM (jvt6t)

274 you have a link on the franklin graham thingy? I can't find anything. and yeah royals do suck.

Posted by: chango lot at April 20, 2021 08:13 PM (g741k)

275 Are you going to file an amended return?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair


TurboTax said they were going to handle it for me without any further action on my part so, no - I'll just wait until it comes through.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2021 08:13 PM (Rvt88)

276 Speaking of Franklin.. Graham Jr posted on FB that justice was served today. WTAF? Done with that MF.
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 20, 2021 08:09 PM (nxdel)


Fortunately, I could GAF what he says, since I'm Catholic. But one never knows, the day is early and Frankie Fabulous has plenty of time to top Jr in groveling idiocy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:13 PM (2JVJo)

277 Of course Constitutional Carry includes unlicensed concealed carry. Seriously? This should be the law of the Land, period and for God's sake in Texas of all places.
Posted by: Only Context at April 20, 2021 08:10 PM (QZ/dC)

Yeah seriously.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2021 08:14 PM (2DOZq)

278 Take the train and at the Willoughby stop, get off and visit a while.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2021 08:14 PM (4I/2K)

279
So sick of hearing about Floyd I can't stand it.
Posted by: Infidel


Wish You Were Here was pretty good.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2021 08:14 PM (63Dwl)

280 Getting blinded by all these virtue signals.

PlayStation @PlayStation 1h
We stand with the Black community as the verdict has been reached in the George Floyd trial. This is a first step, but there is much more to be done.

Together with @Sony Group, PlayStation will remain committed to addressing racial inequity and driving meaningful change.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 20, 2021 08:15 PM (DTX3h)

281 This was the fastest refund I ever got. I saw it pending in my account within 3 business days.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2021 08:15 PM (uEbPt)

282 Always the first step.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2021 08:15 PM (s+F7N)

283 211- "We've secretly replaced Nurse's old insurance premium with her new one. Let's watch her open the new bill and see what happens!"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 20, 2021 07:56 PM

I LOLed at that!!

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 20, 2021 08:15 PM (qe5CM)

284 you have a link on the franklin graham thingy? I can't find anything. and yeah royals do suck.

I'll see if I can find it.

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 20, 2021 08:16 PM (nxdel)

285 I have. That where I was told a number of clients have had the same complaint. Check of IRS site says still processing.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2021 08:12 PM (2DOZq)

Maybe all the workers are out looking to score some big screen tvs in Mpls....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2021 08:16 PM (7bRMQ)

286 So sick of hearing about Floyd I can't stand it.
Posted by: Infidel

Wish You Were Here was pretty good.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2021 08:14 PM (63Dwl)

Can we get a Floyd ONT????

That would be awsome! Because all you are, is another ONT in the Wall?

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 20, 2021 08:16 PM (oHd/0)

287
Refund? On taxes? People get those?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2021 08:16 PM (mht8P)

288 Which is practically a starter home in parts of Calif.

Someone I know just got over 800k for a beater of a 2-bed home in Morgan Hill, of all places. Morgan Hill! The mind, it boggles.

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2021 08:16 PM (B2mhs)

289 ajb, fuck them too. I'm tired of all of this shit. At this point, they are just trying to push people over the edge.

I refuse to participate.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2021 08:16 PM (E0OEG)

290 zappa was bad enough.

Posted by: chango lot at April 20, 2021 08:17 PM (g741k)

291 I notice they keep sending generic letters out from the RIS, too. This last one was a letter from the White House. But they put RIS on the outside of the envelope to remind you who's boss. They could have easily put White House on the outside of the envelope.

Because any taxpayer gets a letter from the RIS immediately wonders what the hell it might be.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2021 08:17 PM (uEbPt)

292 >>>Fortunately, I could GAF what he says, since I'm Catholic. ...
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:13 PM (2JVJo)
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That's a common perspective.
There's a Catholic A.M. radio station here and all they talk about is how fouled up Protestants are.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2021 08:17 PM (tPOoy)

293 Can we get a Floyd ONT????


Careful with that axe, Eugene.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 20, 2021 08:17 PM (SchxB)

294 I've been invited to a Tequila tasting at some club tomorrow night and my host has already picked up the tab. Methinks I'll be disconnected then.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2021 08:17 PM (Rvt88)

295 OMG! We're back!! Hallelujah.

Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2021 08:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

296 Would you give a gun to a gogle home assistance?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 20, 2021 08:17 PM (EFCBR)

297 I think BLM will "celebrate exuberantly" until they provoke the reaction they need and then... the riots are back on, baby!

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2021 08:18 PM (B2mhs)

298 The Republican National Committee (RNC) raised $17.8 million in donations throughout the month of March, a new record for the month in an off cycle.

Posted by: f'd at April 20, 2021 08:18 PM (EYJHb)

299 >>>So sick of hearing about Floyd I can't stand it.<<<
A Momentary Lapse of Oxygen was a memorable piece, but The Dark Side Of The Tarmac set the high bar.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 20, 2021 08:18 PM (PLitN)

300 And Canada's Conservative Party leader has also said justice was served. He's a RINO-equivalent shit who now believes in CAGW and a "carbon tax" (that for some reason they never mention the 'dioxide' part of) that he swore he'd never adopt. So Justin is probably going to win the next election. Asshole.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2021 08:18 PM (UHVv4)

301 298 The Republican National Committee (RNC) raised $17.8 million in donations throughout the month of March, a new record for the month in an off cycle.
Posted by: f'd at April 20, 2021 08:18 PM (EYJHb)


I wonder how much of that was Monopoly money...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2021 08:19 PM (PiwSw)

302 Take the train and at the Willoughby stop, get off and visit a while.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2021 08:14 PM (4I/2K)

Jack Finney (writer of Invasion of the Body Snatchers) had a thing for time travel stories (one inspired Somewhere In Time) and one of them (I can't remember the title) concerned a "lost" subway platform in NYC, where, if you stumbled on it at just the right time, you could get on the train and end up back in 1900. Of course, once you got there, you couldn't go back.

I would love to leave Maskachusetts some day and move to America. A small town somewhere with a village green, a little bookstore, a local pub and, as Merle Haggard said, Old Glory waving down at the courthouse.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:19 PM (2JVJo)

303 It looks weird for me until I load comments.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 20, 2021 07:57 PM (ohOLP)


Yeah, same for me.

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2021 08:19 PM (cF8AT)

304 Together with @Sony Group, PlayStation will remain committed to addressing racial inequity and driving meaningful change.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 20, 2021 08:15 PM (DTX3h)

So, giving all POC cheat codes?

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 20, 2021 08:19 PM (oHd/0)

305 For some reason, have been re-reading The Name of the Rose, and am wondering about watching the movie, though I remember it as being pretty bad

It was a good reread for me and the movie helped to give a Sean Connery mental image of Brother William and good visuals of how remote the abbey was.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 20, 2021 08:20 PM (y7DUB)

306 Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2021 08:16 PM (B2mhs)

Old two bedroom ranches were going for 600k twenty years ago in Concord.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2021 08:20 PM (7bRMQ)

307
There's a Catholic A.M. radio station here and all they talk about is how fouled up Protestants are.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2021 08:17 PM (tPOoy)

__________

I don't want to fall into the sin of indifferentism, but I got no time for disparagement of other religions. Even if they are schismatics.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2021 08:20 PM (mht8P)

308 >>>At this point, they are just trying to push people over the edge.

I refuse to participate.
Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2021 08:16 PM (E0OEG)
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You are correct.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2021 08:20 PM (tPOoy)

309 f'd I have my doubts.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2021 08:20 PM (E0OEG)

310 Together with @Sony Group, PlayStation will remain committed to addressing racial inequity and driving meaningful change.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 20, 2021 08:15 PM (DTX3h)


I know the HQ has a lot of gamers. Are any going to toss Sony and PlayStation in the trash?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:20 PM (2JVJo)

311 Fortunately, I could GAF what he says, since I'm Catholic. But one never knows, the day is early and Frankie Fabulous has plenty of time to top Jr in groveling idiocy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:13 PM (2JVJo)

Is that little idiot fabulous now? I was sort of stuck on Cranky Franky. I cannot remember any time when the Pope was so dismissed by Catholics, but I guess I'm not old enough to remember Alexander IV.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 20, 2021 08:20 PM (4LwIn)

312 298 i don't believe it

Posted by: CN at April 20, 2021 08:21 PM (ONvIw)

313 294 I've been invited to a Tequila tasting at some club tomorrow night and my host has already picked up the tab. Methinks I'll be disconnected then.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2021 08:17 PM (Rvt8

Good Sir! May I suggest... Uber?

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 20, 2021 08:21 PM (oHd/0)

314 I know the HQ has a lot of gamers. Are any going to toss Sony and PlayStation in the trash?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:20 PM (2JVJo


Happy to. Can't buy a PS5 anyway.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2021 08:21 PM (G0bXQ)

315 Can we get a Floyd ONT????

Floyd-related old-school Nirvana.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l-hk4IkTPgI

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2021 08:21 PM (lpUwG)

316 Even if they are schismatics.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


My lack of ability to read schismatics got me thrown out of my Industrial Design major.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2021 08:21 PM (Rvt88)

317 Green

Oh, wait a minute.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 20, 2021 08:22 PM (2RBkF)

318 The Republican National Committee (RNC) raised $17.8 million in donations throughout the month of March, a new record for the month in an off cycle.
Posted by: f'd at April 20, 2021 08:18 PM (EYJHb)


Anybody still care to debate me that all of the GOP nickelfuckers up for re-election will cruise to victory next year?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:22 PM (2JVJo)

319 >
I would love to leave Maskachusetts some day and move to America. A small town somewhere with a village green, a little bookstore, a local pub and, as Merle Haggard said, Old Glory waving down at the courthouse.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:19 PM (2JVJo)


May I suggest northern WI?


I

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 20, 2021 08:23 PM (dqQiv)

320 This is more like it. All right!!!

The website, I mean. We all screwed otherwise.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 20, 2021 08:23 PM (2RBkF)

321 Gateway Pundit showing white New Yorkers getting surrounded by BLM mobs telling them to get out of New York.

Hope all our unfortunate Horde Yorkers are staying safe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2021 08:23 PM (G0bXQ)

322 I saw the Graham post on FB.. I'm assuming it's him. I mean anymore you never know but he's catching hell in the comments.

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 20, 2021 08:24 PM (nxdel)

323 Is that little idiot fabulous now? I was sort of stuck on Cranky Franky. I cannot remember any time when the Pope was so dismissed by Catholics, but I guess I'm not old enough to remember Alexander IV.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 20, 2021 08:20 PM (4LwIn)


I never heard Cranky Franky. I call him FF because he's surrounded by pederasts and flamers, and is more than likely one himself.

In any event, he is a heresiarch. Benedict is the pope.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:24 PM (2JVJo)

324 I'm bathed!

For the first time in two days I'm clean!

Hallelujah!

Who wants to smell me?

Green

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2021 08:24 PM (zHYYf)

325 Old two bedroom ranches were going for 600k twenty years ago in Concord.


All this talk of CA real estate is tempting me to look up my brothers' houses on zillow. Pretty sure either of them could sell their place, buy one here for cash, and never work again if they didn't want to.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 20, 2021 08:24 PM (SchxB)

326 Was most of that COC money?? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: david fwench at April 20, 2021 08:24 PM (UHVv4)

327 Make it Lain! Make it Lain!

Posted by: Xi Xiping, with Western Civilization in his pocket at April 20, 2021 08:24 PM (s+F7N)

328 Someone I know just got over 800k for a beater of a 2-bed home in Morgan Hill, of all places. Morgan Hill! The mind, it boggles.
Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2021 08:16 PM (B2mhs)

My house here in little town Central Calif. 2000 square feet, built in 1958 (was taken here when I was born, family home), built in pool... close to 500K right now. And this area has VERY high unemployment... but houses are still selling.

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 20, 2021 08:24 PM (oHd/0)

329 May I suggest northern WI?

No, you may not. Too cold. I want warm.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:25 PM (2JVJo)

330 The labyrinth in The Name of the Rose movie was pretty cool.

Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2021 08:25 PM (ez/ed)

331 That RNC $ story is nauseating. On a day that's beyond nauseating.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2021 08:25 PM (OTzUX)

332 Have an episode of the Virginian on to escape. Guest starring Joan Crawford. Good Lord she is ugly. And a crappy actress.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2021 08:25 PM (E0OEG)

333 329 May I suggest northern WI?

No, you may not. Too cold. I want warm.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:25 PM (2JVJo)

I'm also still looking at just South of Reno. Reasonable weather, close to an airport. Lots to do. Within an hour of a number of ski areas. Also got a good VA hospital there.

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 20, 2021 08:27 PM (oHd/0)

334 >
No, you may not. Too cold. I want warm.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:25 PM (2JVJo)


That's what the taverns are for, eh.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 20, 2021 08:27 PM (dqQiv)

335 n any event, he is a heresiarch. Benedict is the pope.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

As a Catholic, I whole heartedly agree.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2021 08:27 PM (E0OEG)

336 The Republican National Committee (RNC) raised $17.8 million in donations throughout the month of March, a new record

That's not even a good book deal.

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2021 08:28 PM (WLHrn)

337 Have an episode of the Virginian on to escape.

I loved that show!

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 20, 2021 08:28 PM (nxdel)

338 Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2021 08:09 PM (tPOoy)

I did thanks. Was not nearly as difficult as I thought. Just in time as the food got here today.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 20, 2021 08:28 PM (IYHxL)

339 In any event, he is a heresiarch. Benedict is the pope.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:24 PM (2JVJo)

Ayep. **high five** three times

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 20, 2021 08:28 PM (4LwIn)

340 Joan Crawford, couldn't stand her from day one.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2021 08:28 PM (tPOoy)

341 Who wants to smell me?

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2021 08:24 PM (zHYYf)

Sorry, pre-teen girls only!

Posted by: The Phony President at April 20, 2021 08:28 PM (7bRMQ)

342 332 Have an episode of the Virginian on to escape. Guest starring Joan Crawford. Good Lord she is ugly. And a crappy actress.
Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2021 08:25 PM (E0OEG)

I think Drag Queens idolize Joan Crawford because she always looks and acts like a man trying to pretend to be a woman.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2021 08:28 PM (bxPTJ)

343 Housing inventory is very low. Lumber prices are very high. Worry about rising rates and flight from BLM cities is high.

All this is causing skyrocketing prices in the market. I'd sell but there isn't anything to buy and it's taking a year now to build.

Also, any big gains in a sale will be a wash cause you're paying over price on the next house.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2021 08:28 PM (G0bXQ)

344 Together with @Sony Group, PlayStation will remain commit9ted to addressing racial inequity and driving meaningful change.
=====
Not charging money for your product would seem to be a good next step.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 20, 2021 08:28 PM (8AONa)

345 Our supporters generous contributions allow us to pursue our mission, which includes promoting an America-first agenda, fighting relentlessly to preserve the integrity of our elections, and holding big tech accountable for their daily attacks on First Amendment rights.

Posted by: Your GOP, now send more $$$s at April 20, 2021 08:29 PM (EYJHb)

346 329 May I suggest northern WI?

No, you may not. Too cold. I want warm.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:25 PM (2JVJo)

Hey! It was up to 48 degrees here today...

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 20, 2021 08:29 PM (4LwIn)

347
That's what the taverns are for, eh.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 20, 2021 08:27 PM (dqQiv)

___________

The church is near but the road is icy. The tavern is far but I'll walk carefully.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2021 08:29 PM (mht8P)

348 Pretty sure either of them could sell their place, buy one here for cash, and never work again if they didn't want to.


We have a house for sale in East Tennessee, barn, low taxes, 20+ acres, no neighbors for a mile, but 10 minutes to a major hospital.

BIL was interested in selling it for fair market value. I objected. I'm not selling property to other Tennesseans in a fair market. I'm selling property to blue state refugees that think they bring their slush fund winnings and live lavishly in retirement "where it's cheap".

F^ck them. If anyone is gonna retire with California and New York money, it's me. They can go get a f^cking job while I smoke cigars with their cash.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2021 08:29 PM (lpUwG)

349 I'm also still looking at just South of Reno. Reasonable weather, close to an airport. Lots to do. Within an hour of a number of ski areas. Also got a good VA hospital there.
Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 20, 2021 08:27 PM (oHd/0)


Best friend and his wife retired there to Dayton NV area, very pleased with the area in general, don't know about prices there.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2021 08:30 PM (hOUT3)

350 I'm also still looking at just South of Reno.
Reasonable weather, close to an airport. Lots to do. Within an hour of a
number of ski areas. Also got a good VA hospital there.

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 20, 2021 08:27 PM (oHd/0)

Carson Valley, FTW!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2021 08:30 PM (7bRMQ)

351 Re cheap land. Elon is about to change the game. Gig internet anywhere. Lack of connectivity (ironic as we want to do some off grid building) was a concern about some rural property we are buying. Starlink will have service there by the end of the year.

But yeah look at the things you need. Grocery stores are useful, but then have backups. Plenty of hunting and fishing nearby. And a sheriff who says he won't enforce gun confiscation is a plus.

Posted by: blaster at April 20, 2021 08:30 PM (Ef23Y)

352 339 In any event, he is a heresiarch. Benedict is the pope.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:24 PM (2JVJo)

Ayep. **high five** three times
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 20, 2021 08:28 PM (4LwIn)

Muad'dib will take your heresiarch and raise you one Kwisatz Haderach.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2021 08:30 PM (bxPTJ)

353 My sis just sold her house in Jewell's neck of the woods.
Got a premium over asking, and sold in two weeks.
I would have given a Californian a chance to overpay, but what do I know?
I know whatever I think our house is worth, I'm going 50% premium, and consider all offers.

Posted by: MkY at April 20, 2021 08:30 PM (09A+N)

354 I would love to leave Maskachusetts some day and move to America. A small town somewhere with a village green, a little bookstore, a local pub and, as Merle Haggard said, Old Glory waving down at the courthouse.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:19 PM (2JVJo)

Manly footwear too, by golly!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2021 08:31 PM (4I/2K)

355 Muad'dib will take your heresiarch and raise you one Kwisatz Haderach.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2021 08:30 PM (bxPTJ)

Watch yer language there, buddy.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 20, 2021 08:31 PM (4LwIn)

356 Jewells, I do too. Joan Crawford is just horrendous. Was watching mountain men.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2021 08:32 PM (E0OEG)

357 Joan Crawford, couldn't stand her from day one.


She's back: https://youtu.be/YQBJfQhpw_U

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 20, 2021 08:35 PM (SchxB)

358 Apropos of nothing:
THE GUYS GET SHIRTS!

Posted by: JB at April 20, 2021 08:35 PM (TO8Xm)

359 OK, think I'll read another chapter of Name of the Rose and hit the sack.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2021 08:36 PM (2JVJo)

360 Forensic Files it is. The dishwasher needs emptied.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2021 08:36 PM (E0OEG)

361 Forensic Files it is. The dishwasher needs emptied.
Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2021 08:36 PM (E0OEG)


I read that as Forensic Flies and was wondering what in the heck you had in that dishwasher!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2021 08:38 PM (hOUT3)

362 So I just "reread" Ender's Game (on audiobook).

So freakin' good. Voice cast did a bang up job, but the woman who voiced Valentine Wiggin made her sound like an oddly sultry ten year old.

Epstein-vibes aside, the ending is still great. Not the action ending, the emotional one. Just...well, it got oddly dusty while I was driving. *Sniff*

Freakin' beautiful.

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2021 08:39 PM (NvXUV)

363 MP4, Take me with you, please, I hate my state so much! I want warmth too, maybe Johnson City, Tennessee.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 20, 2021 08:39 PM (a4EWo)

364 They found the hick boson in Kentucky.

True!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, wonders what co2 load of burning starbucks is at April 20, 2021 08:40 PM (n/szn)

365 Junkies down in Brooklyn are going crazy
They're laughing just like hungry dogs in the street
Policemen are hiding behind the skirts of little girls
Their eyes have turned the color of frozen meat


I love those lyrics.

Posted by: f'd at April 20, 2021 08:40 PM (EYJHb)

366 Night, MP4!

Let us know if the rose gets named.

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2021 08:40 PM (NvXUV)

367 Oh good, the return of the old blog that never loads correctly and randomly locks me out of commenting.

Posted by: Dread at April 20, 2021 08:41 PM (MBvXX)

368 Debby DS,
My pulmonologist grew up in Johnson City. He said it's one of the most beautiful places he's been. Sounded a bit homesick.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 20, 2021 08:42 PM (5HBd1)

369 Oh good, the return of the old blog that never loads correctly and randomly locks me out of commenting.


Gotta love the classics.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 20, 2021 08:42 PM (SchxB)

370 367 Oh good, the return of the old blog that never loads correctly and randomly locks me out of commenting.
Posted by: Dread at April 20, 2021 08:41 PM (MBvXX)

And crashes my browser.

Well...it was fun reading the content while it lasted.

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2021 08:42 PM (NvXUV)

371 DDS - I haven't been there for awhile but Johnson City is nice. I'll be passing through, but stopping for awhile, in June to continue our search.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2021 08:43 PM (Rvt88)

372 Notsothoreau, I am just dreaming right now, hub's health won't permit a move, but I keep telling myself someday...

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 20, 2021 08:43 PM (a4EWo)

373 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2021 08:38

lol. Nope.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2021 08:45 PM (E0OEG)

374 >>> 370 367 Oh good, the return of the old blog that never loads correctly and randomly locks me out of commenting.
Posted by: Dread at April 20, 2021 08:41 PM (MBvXX)

And crashes my browser.

Well...it was fun reading the content while it lasted.
Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2021 08:42 PM (NvXUV)

Make sure your browser settings have javascript *off*.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 20, 2021 08:45 PM (b8eqQ)

375 367 Oh good, the return of the old blog that never loads correctly and randomly locks me out of commenting.
Posted by: Dread at April 20, 2021 08:41 PM (MBvXX)
------------
I liked New Coke better too.

Posted by: zmdavid at April 20, 2021 08:45 PM (xqRaG)

376 DDS, I'm sort of in the same boat. We HAVE to be close to a hospital but good Lord I would love to live out in the sticks somewhere.

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 20, 2021 08:46 PM (nxdel)

377 Oh good, the return of the old blog that never loads correctly and randomly locks me out of commenting.

You're so right. Rescues have so much more character than pure-bred blogs from a breeder.

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2021 08:46 PM (/2aWP)

378 Debby DS,

I've been dreaming for a couple of years now. Determined to make it happen this year.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 20, 2021 08:46 PM (5HBd1)

379 Jewells,

Johnson City has a good hospital. That's why it is so popular. All the development seems to be going on there. Prices have gone up too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 20, 2021 08:47 PM (5HBd1)

380 Well the old forum is back, YAY!


Well "yay."

Posted by: sven at April 20, 2021 08:48 PM (Lzpvj)

381 Had lunch yesterday at the park. Met my spirit animal - grey skwerl dumpster diving for nacho chips.

Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid wants a trained skwerl at April 20, 2021 08:49 PM (n/szn)

382 Current events reminds me of the non fiction book This Was Andersonville. At some point in Sherman's march South, on of the tower guards called out the time...

"It's 9 o-clock and Savana's burnt to hell."

Welp. It's 8:45 and Minneapolis is burnt to shit. (I don't really know, just guessing, don't give enoigh of a shit to look and see.)

Posted by: BifBewalski - This Was Minnesota at April 20, 2021 08:49 PM (VcFUs)

383 Jewells45 - same with us. Mrs TP's doctors at Cleveland Clinic have told us they will be happy to do the telemed thing - her blood work really can be done anywhere so that isn't a limiting factor.

I have to live out - I'm done with built up areas.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2021 08:49 PM (Rvt88)

384 Just in case anybody was thinking maybe the NFL isn't really all that bad:

https://bit.ly/3ndbIHW
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 20, 2021 07:39 PM


NFL Raiders "I Can Breathe." That's cute. You know what I can do? Not subscribe to cable, nor buy products from your sponsors.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 20, 2021 08:49 PM (awtm/)

385 IDK.. maybe in my next life. Always dreamed of owning some land, plant veggies, maybe have some chickens etc. I fucking hate the burbs.

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 20, 2021 08:51 PM (nxdel)

386 DDS, I'm sort of in the same boat. We HAVE to be close to a hospital but good Lord I would love to live out in the sticks somewhere.
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale!

Life Flight. $69.00/year.

Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at April 20, 2021 08:51 PM (09A+N)

387 ONT is nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2021 08:51 PM (kTF2Z)

388 Pixy has been resuscitated!!! Happy Snoopy dance!

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at April 20, 2021 08:52 PM (efX5n)

389 [quote]Together with @Sony Group, PlayStation will remain committed to addressing racial inequity and driving meaningful change.[/quote]

Hey black people, Playstation and Sony support you sitting on your asses and playing video games all day instead of going to class or showing up for work.

Congratulations!

Posted by: moron robbie at April 20, 2021 08:53 PM (yK9py)

390
ONT is nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 20, 2021 08:59 PM (DUIap)

391 I wonder how much of that was Monopoly money...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2021 08:19 PM


They got 500 from me!

Posted by: Rich Uncle Pennybags at April 20, 2021 09:03 PM (awtm/)

392 Jill the squirrel is spoiled rotten.

Posted by: Quartermaster at April 21, 2021 09:13 AM (Ty/s0)

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