Woke Gender "Scholar:" Intelligence is Just "The White Man's Mythology"

This post was written before the big blog crash, but it's an evergreen.

A Woke White Woman (what else could it have been?) has decided the entire concept of intelligence is a "white man's mythology."

A University of Cincinnati graduate assistant wrote that "intelligence is a White man's mythology."
"Stop calling your female colleagues 'smart,' or 'clever,' or 'brilliant,'" wrote Mel Andrews, who studies cognition and evolution. "It's sexist and infantilising... it shouldn't be surprising to you in 2021 that women are capable of thought."

Well to be honest, dearie, it wasn't a surprise to me before around 2015.

Now it's become fairly rare, hasn't it?

Note she is strongly implying that she herself has had to suffer the indignity of being called "smart," "clever," or even "brilliant."

Since, as we'll see, this dim bulb makes up her own nonsense words left and right, I'll make up a more useful word for the action of disguising a self-brag as a grievance.

Hm, I think I'll call it a Complainoboast.

This Woke Feminist immediately had to link her Own Private Hell of Being a Wealthy White Woman Who Is (Impliedly) Sometimes Insulted by Being Called "Brilliant" with the... struggles of blacks and Hispanics.

"You're doing the same thing when you describe your Black and Latino students as 'very bright,'" added Andrews.
“Intelligence is a White man’s mythology. A phantasmal concept. A non-referring term. Syncategorematic,” she wrote.

Woke Wealthy White feminists always do that now -- they know that people do not considered their soft, easy, privileged lives to be ones of obvious oppression (and for good reason), so they use the tropes of intersectional gibberish to link their experiences to those with fewer privileges.

By the way, although this pyrsyn's picture appears female, their twitter handle suggests they're a boy.

And I do mean "their" and "they're" in that sentence. This appears to be another one of those many privileged Wealthy White Women who've decided to LARP as oppressed minorities by claiming designer pronouns: "They/Them/Theirs."

Oh, and I'm not going to define or guess at the meaning of the made-up nonce word "syncategorematic." It's made up. It's a farce. These people do not work in any real academic field so they are always attempting to create a technical-sounding jargon to give themselves status which they are not owed. They invent nonsense words and try to get other Social Justice Warriors and Gender Studies Majors (but I repeat myself, of course) in other Social Justice Warrior's nonsense "scholarship," because that's the "scholarly" version of "going viral on Twitter."

Seriously, that's what it is: Paying $60,000 per year to get a useless Fake News degree in Trying to Make Fetch Happen.

But if you want to decipher her made-up non-word...

Don’t believe me that intelligence is fake? Here are excerpts from a chapter I coauthored. This was my contribution: pic.twitter.com/JCQlfbXKIF
— Mel Andrews (@bayesianboy) February 24, 2021

She also deploys another nonsense word in that excerpt: "operationalized."

In the fields of Fake Science, "operationalization" here describes a pattern or practice that cannot be measured rigorously or even seen, but which is, um, otherwise detected or "felt" by Social Justice Warriors.

In research design, especially in psychology, social sciences, life sciences and physics, operationalization or operationalisation is a process of defining the measurement of a phenomenon that is not directly measurable, though its existence is inferred by other phenomena. Operationalization thus defines a fuzzy concept so as to make it clearly distinguishable, measurable, and understandable by empirical observation. In a broader sense, it defines the extension of a concept--describing what is and is not an instance of that concept. For example, in medicine, the phenomenon of health might be operationalized by one or more indicators like body mass index or tobacco smoking.

In other words: if I can't actually measure or show actual racism, I can just say that racism has been "operationalized" in penumbras and emanations too subtle to be detected on the Material Plane.

I like how "They" makes a balderdash statement and then says, "Don't believe me? Then let me link myself to prove the bullshit I just said."

How humble!

By the way: I insist that these people bothering us with their stupid pronouns use their pronouns themselves. Why should she get to use the normal pronoun "I" to refer to herself while trying to bully us into using her nonstandard Mental Illness pronouns?

These cretins should use the third-person pronouns when speaking first-person. If we have to use plural pronouns for single people, it's no imposition to demand that the Pronoun Pyrsyns refer to themselves as They.

Posted by: Ace at 12:25 PM

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1 Great.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 11:25 AM (lf9Z7)

2 I'm a Woman and I don't think many women are capable of rational thought... At least lib ones

Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2021 11:26 AM (Zmnko)

3
Boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 23, 2021 11:26 AM (ifmtJ)

4 Mornin' Ace

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 23, 2021 11:26 AM (thoeo)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at April 23, 2021 11:26 AM (MhbK0)

6
syncategorematic

Getting a Doctorate in PolySyllabic Studies, I see.

Dare I say she's "smart"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 11:27 AM (pNxlR)

7 University of Cincinnati.

I rest my case.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 11:27 AM (guGkK)

8 it shouldn't be surprising to you in 2021 that women are capable of thought."

I know right? For EONs women have been thinking obsessively about that cute guy down the street, or over the mountain, or down around the next cave complex.

Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 11:27 AM (DJFLF)

9 I know right? For EONs women have been thinking obsessively about that cute guy down the street, or over the mountain, or down around the next cave complex.
Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 11:27 AM (DJFLF)

And then there's all those recipes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 11:28 AM (guGkK)

10
Declaring your pronouns iamounts to proclaiming to all and sundry, "I am mentally ill".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 11:28 AM (pNxlR)

11 Somebody should tell Mel not to worry her pretty little head about these things.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 23, 2021 11:29 AM (I8FKK)

12 With all of that woke garbage, their pronouns are foofaraw!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2021 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

13 Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 23, 2021 11:26 AM

Yep. And not the Horde-preferred type, either.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2021 11:29 AM (m+jkK)

14 Of course a total retard would think this. It helps to explain why he/she/it is retarded.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2021 11:30 AM (3H9h1)

15 Hm, I think I'll call it a Complainoboast.
We already have a phrase for this: humble brag. Doesn't mean we can't use another, though.

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2021 11:30 AM (v16oJ)

16 I disagree that majors like hers are useless. The way the country is now and moreso every day, students of those "studies" are the new elite. They are like the political officers of the Soviet Union and will hold unchecked power wherever they are placed whether corporate or government positions.

Posted by: SamIam at April 23, 2021 11:30 AM (oasF3)

17 "Don't believe me? Then let me link myself to prove the bullshit I just said."
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Isn't that what our Intelligence services did to prove they needed to spy on Americans?

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 11:30 AM (lf9Z7)

18 I will call people whatever the f*ck I feel like calling them. This is still America, for the time being.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2021 11:30 AM (Ez6QX)

19 Saw her picture. If I call her a fucking idiot, will she still make me a sammich, or should I pretend to care what she thinks?

Posted by: Roy at April 23, 2021 11:30 AM (Ti+Tv)

20 What's with all this ballyhoo!?!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2021 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

21 So she makes a retarded statement, and then to provide evidence for it, uses another retarded statement she made somewhere else?

Definitely an academic.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 23, 2021 11:31 AM (pxDdN)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

23 And then there's all those recipes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 11:28 AM (guGkK)

Hairdos, home decor, shoes..

A lot of thought was applied to those subjects, but that was before the introduction of birth control pill at which point all mental focus was directed to the intellectual stylings of Helen Gurley Brown.

Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 11:31 AM (DJFLF)

24 Existence is a white mans construct.
So, according to you, you aren't real, honey.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 23, 2021 11:31 AM (AD14M)

25 I would like to see Erin's cat interview Woke White Woman Gender scholar.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 11:32 AM (Fq1gB)

26
Somebody should tell Mel not to worry her pretty little head about these things.

Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 11:32 AM (pNxlR)

27

I thought "talk like a pirate day" was kind of funny before it led to "whine like a little bitch day".

Posted by: Frankly at April 23, 2021 11:32 AM (rM73H)

28 Well, Mel. Do everyone a favor and #BarrelMouthTrigger and put you out of your misery.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)

29 The best thing to do with these people is to ignore them completely.

They are attention whores. They don't care what they say or how stupid they sound, they just want attention. Kind of like children.

Burn. It. All. Down. I. Don't. Care.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 11:32 AM (W2Pud)

30 I'm gonna write a paper titled "How to use your mind thoughts to think yourself unwhite."

Bet I could get it published.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2021 11:32 AM (kTF2Z)

31 Syncategorematic

When you sync Al Gore and a cat you get...CatBearPig!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 11:33 AM (Bmy3R)

32 I will call people whatever the f*ck I feel like calling them. This is still America, for the time being.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2021 11:30 AM (Ez6QX)

Just give me a little more time, Captain Planet and your bridge-playing friends.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 23, 2021 11:33 AM (pxDdN)

33 It seems all of this is really about being able to claim victim status. Nothing more. People in the greatest country with more opportunity than anywhere else in the world want to create a narrative that they are oppressed and that is why they fail.

A normal human being understands that he or she can choose to be a victim or a successful victorious person.

If this philosophy continues we will be a country of losers, mental misfits and narcissists.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 23, 2021 11:33 AM (haWye)

34 I would like to see Erin's cat interview Woke White Woman Gender scholar.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 11:32 AM

That was priceless.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2021 11:33 AM (m+jkK)

35 I have a feeling that girl has never actually seen a real White Man's construct. Maybe that's why she's so bitchy.

Posted by: Roy at April 23, 2021 11:33 AM (Ti+Tv)

36 Not dumb either...."genetically underserved".

Posted by: BignJames at April 23, 2021 11:33 AM (AwYPR)

37 fortunately, i have degrees in both syncategoremology *and* syncategorenomy.

Posted by: Dr. Zoidberg at April 23, 2021 11:34 AM (v3pYe)

38 28 Well, Mel. Do everyone a favor and #BarrelMouthTrigger and put you out of your misery.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)

I'd recommend putting her head into an oven but no doubt she would choose an electric oven.

Posted by: Northern lurker at April 23, 2021 11:34 AM (cSyAR)

39 Progressives Will Give A Rebuttal To Biden* State Of The Union

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Well, of course. With a right winger like Moderate Joe in the White House, you need someone to speak for social justice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2021 11:34 AM (VVEnO)

40 I would have doubted that Syncategorematic was a real word, but it is, coined in 1827.

Thanks, Websters.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 23, 2021 11:34 AM (yQpMk)

41 I'm gonna write a paper titled "How to use your mind thoughts to think yourself unwhite."

Bet I could get it published.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2021 11:32 AM (kTF2Z)

I rate this as 65% likely.

Replace "mind thoughts" with "transracial discourse" and it becomes >99%.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 23, 2021 11:34 AM (pxDdN)

42 Hannah Palmer, looking very smart:
https://youtu.be/-O74YjxY1Lc

Don't watch it, its way too smart for this time of day....but it is Friday so...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 23, 2021 11:34 AM (ifmtJ)

43 Heh heh : "Don't believe me? Listen to me!"

I've dated a few of those.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 11:34 AM (Bmy3R)

44 Single story mud huts and the lack of any need to discover how wheels work or what they could be used for are just as valid as your skyscrapers and spaceships, racists.

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:35 AM (bm04m)

45 I am gobsmacked they're saying intelligence is a myth!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2021 11:35 AM (bDqIh)

46 ...So college degrees are mythology cause most colleges in the US were started by white men, and the ones that weren't were designed to work with the white man system (accredited anyway).

So are those with "advanced degrees" perpetuators of the myth, or just fooling themselves Ms "Scholar?"

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 11:35 AM (Ojki1)

47 Willowed:

Hollywood didn't destroy her because she never went there, I don't think. I'm not sure the Italian film industry has a central location (Rome?), but if there was one, that's where she'd be.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 23, 2021 11:25 AM (3qktP)

Rome was the hub of Italian filmmaking certainly in the 1950s - 1970s. Cinecitta Studios was the biggest operation; much of Cleopatra (Burton-Taylor) was filmed there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2021 11:35 AM (2JVJo)

48 This thread is shaping up to be teh funneh but only those who subscribe to White Man's Mythology will get the jokes.

Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 11:35 AM (DJFLF)

49 Academics surely have a competition for the stupidest theses.

Posted by: Northern lurker at April 23, 2021 11:35 AM (cSyAR)

50 I'm gonna write a paper titled "How to use your mind thoughts to think yourself unwhite."

***

Step 1: Gramma

"Imma rite a paper that says" for a start.

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:36 AM (bm04m)

51 Her scatcattery is truly melodralicious. If I only had more aschutchery I'd certainly be one of her most inpulpanous odinafarites.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 23, 2021 11:36 AM (AD14M)

52 In other words: if I can't actually measure or show actual racism, I can
just say that racism has been "operationalized" in penumbras and
emanations too subtle to be detected on the Material Plane.
sounds like ace is an antidisenoperizationalist.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 23, 2021 11:36 AM (sGtp+)

53 48 This thread is shaping up to be teh funneh but only those who subscribe to White Man's Mythology will get the jokes.
Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 11:35 AM (DJFLF)

That still comes out quarterly, right?

Posted by: Roy at April 23, 2021 11:36 AM (Ti+Tv)

54 35 I have a feeling that girl has never actually seen a real White Man's construct.

Xe needs to operationalize one in xer front hole. Stat!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 11:36 AM (Bmy3R)

55 So how about degrees from HBCUs?

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:36 AM (bm04m)

56 I can understand how this dum-dum might conclude intelligence is mythical.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2021 11:36 AM (H5knJ)

57 First World Problems.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 23, 2021 11:36 AM (vuisn)

58 Someone's intelligence is fake, hers. Intelligence, as an idea, is not fake.

I notice that the university's website placed mel a little over half way down the list in the staff section with the research grads and part-time janitors.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 11:37 AM (Fq1gB)

59 I bet xhe doesn't want to hear her dentist graduated last in the class.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2021 11:37 AM (HPSCb)

60 In logic and linguistics, an expression is syncategorematic if it lacks a denotation but can nonetheless affect the denotation of a larger expression which contains it. Syncategorematic expressions are contrasted with categorematic expressions, which have their own denotations.

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Well, I'm glad we cleared that up!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2021 11:37 AM (VVEnO)

61 though its existence is inferred by other phenomena

Not inferred BY - only people can infer anything - inferred FROM.

Or "IMPLIED by."

Sheesh. These people are at the intellectual level of planaria.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:37 AM (aMeOY)

62 Green!(sorry, missed a few days) The Jaberwoke

Posted by: pahound at April 23, 2021 11:37 AM (4beI8)

63 Too bad that stupidity is not just white man mythology.

Posted by: Northern lurker at April 23, 2021 11:38 AM (cSyAR)

64 Syncategorematic

If that's not the name of Ron Popeil's automatic academic paper generator.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2021 11:38 AM (P1f+c)

65 Lemme see - do I have this right?

A brainless bint, completely lacking in logical though, claims whitey (only) is intelligent, and then proceeds to prove it?

A theory so ignorant that only an academic would believe it.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2021 11:38 AM (Rvt88)

66 It's no wonder these nutters go off like this and pretend to be victimized by everything. They've been conditioned to think they're worthless by the very academics they then try to emulate.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2021 11:38 AM (3H9h1)

67 I thought "talk like a pirate day" was kind of funny before it led to "whine like a little bitch day".
Posted by: Frankly at April 23, 2021 11:32 AM (rM73H)
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I think that's every day.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 23, 2021 11:38 AM (WGara)

68 Rebuttal

Intelligence: White Man's Burden?

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:38 AM (bm04m)

69 A University of Cincinnati graduate assistant wrote that "intelligence is a White man's mythology."
"Stop calling your female colleagues 'smart,' or 'clever,' or 'brilliant,'"

Fine sugartits. Most women are dumber than a box of hammers.

'Ettes excepted.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 11:38 AM (OCTRt)

70 Rome was the hub of Italian filmmaking certainly in the 1950s - 1970s. Cinecitta Studios was the biggest operation; much of Cleopatra (Burton-Taylor) was filmed there.

Yes, American actors had already started filming overseas to avoid US taxes, when the Italian film industry exploded some found themselves already quite at home there. It was around the 1960s I think that the term "Jet Set" came into vogue, what with actors and the so-called "Beautiful People" jetting all over for work and fun.

Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 11:38 AM (DJFLF)

71 Wall Street and Tech to The Fraud on a 40% capital gains tax: "Wait, you were serious about that?"

That sound you hear is people parking capital offshore.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 23, 2021 11:39 AM (VpIIl)

72
This thread is shaping up to be teh funneh but only those who subscribe to White Man's Mythology will get the jokes.

What do we want?
Redistributionay joke justice!
When do we want it?
Now!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 11:39 AM (pNxlR)

73 53 48 This thread is shaping up to be teh funneh but only those who subscribe to White Man's Mythology will get the jokes.

Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 11:35 AM (DJFLF)

That still comes out quarterly, right?
well, if it came out more frequently the postage would nickel and dime us to death.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 23, 2021 11:39 AM (v3pYe)

74 Be careful what you ask for, dummy.

Posted by: 4 at April 23, 2021 11:39 AM (KnJdm)

75 >>Intelligence: White Man's Burden?

I think that is Ethics.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2021 11:39 AM (M8uwZ)

76 A graduate assistant in "cognition and evolution" (whatever that is) at the University of Cincinnati?

Color me impressed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:39 AM (M7qsB)

77 "Don't believe me? Here's something I wrote!" might be the least persuasive argument I've ever seen.

Posted by: Wally at April 23, 2021 11:39 AM (FJYfm)

78 Woke Wealthy White feminists always do that now -- they know that people do not considered their soft, easy, privileged lives to be ones of obvious oppression (and for good reason), so they use the tropes of intersectional gibberish to link their experiences to those with fewer privileges.

This country needs to burn. Too many people need to feel pain.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 11:40 AM (OCTRt)

79 In logic and linguistics, an expression is syncategorematic if it lacks a denotation but can nonetheless affect the denotation of a larger expression which contains it. Syncategorematic expressions are contrasted with categorematic expressions, which have their own denotations.

So, when I say "Fuck you, Karen" I am not *literally* denoting that I wish to fuck Karen, but my use of the word "fuck" affects the denotation of my larger expression which contains it, which is that I do not like Karen and wish ill upon her.

Got it!

I am all intellicence-ish and stuff.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 11:40 AM (Bmy3R)

80 So if I'm reading her excerpt correctly, intelligence is made up because it was largely white men who have measured it, but we need to come up with a scientifically valid way of measuring it (so I guess it's not made up.)

I'm not really sure I followed her argument, to be honest. But maybe that's the point. Obfuscate, use a bunch of buzz words, and blame white men, and no one will critizise you for saying nothing.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 23, 2021 11:40 AM (UPoLF)

81 17 "Don't believe me? Then let me link myself to prove the bullshit I just said."
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Isn't that what our Intelligence services did to prove they needed to spy on Americans?
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 11:30 AM (lf9Z7)

News media too. Russian bounties anyone?

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 11:40 AM (Ojki1)

82 In other news of academe, remember DOCTOR Amy Bishop? Her 20 year-old son, Seth, who she named for the brother she was accused of murdering in childhood, was murdered last night.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 23, 2021 11:40 AM (sWM8x)

83 >>> Hannah Palmer, looking very smart:
https://youtu.be/-O74YjxY1Lc
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 23, 2021 11:34 AM (ifmtJ)

I don't think Hannah's ideas are fake. But if they are, you are a Michelangelo, Mr. Dr.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 11:40 AM (Fq1gB)

84 I'd like to see some scientific research to determine if black people are capable of seeing the police.

No joke. It seems like everything we keep hearing about involves them NOT being able to see - and hear - police, and I'd like to know if there is a scientific reason for it. Some type of visible radiation wavelength issue, maybe?

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:40 AM (bm04m)

85 I'm gonna guess she is a spitter.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2021 11:40 AM (M8uwZ)

86 I guess a beejer is out of the question.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (4I/2K)

87 I put my dishes into the Syncategorematic this morning.

They came out sparkling clean. Funny thing, though: The dishes I put in facing to the right came out facing left. . . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (/XOcP)

88 Nonsensical is a long word that actually is a word.

Posted by: huerfano at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (DzhEB)

89 I thought syncategorematic was a fancy word for fish stew.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (VVEnO)

90 So this is like a bitter, unattractive feminist woman complaining that beauty is a tool of the patriarchy. She can't stand beauty because she does not feel herself to be beautiful, either inside or outside.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (3qktP)

91 69 Fine sugartits. Most women are dumber than a box of hammers.

bag of hammers. once saw a fellow try to carry a suit bag full of ball-peen hammers onto a flight, so i know exactly how dumb that is.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (v3pYe)

92 17 "Don't believe me? Then let me link myself to prove the bullshit I just said."
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Ah. Independent confirmation.

Posted by: The New York Times at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (sWM8x)

93 Oh. A psychology grad student.

Figures.

Here's one for Dr. Freud: why does someone who is white and who obviously has a problem with white males go by the name "Mel?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (M7qsB)

94 Abstract: In this paper, DOCTOR Duke proves that race is a social construct and by thinking hard enough, one has the ability to change the melanin in one's skin.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (kTF2Z)

95 I have looked at some videos made by urban explorers of abandon hospitals all over the US. They were really mental hospitals that were built at the time we put insane people there. They are huge, multi story building complexes. Every city probably had one which now are decaying and vandalized.
The size of these buildings shows how many crazy people we now have running around on the streets. Not taking the drugs that were suppose to make them well, and spending all there time on Twitter, Facebook, and anywhere else they can sprout their nonsense.

Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (B1PpT)

96 >>>Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence!

actually, she (if it is a she) is pretty good-looking. Or she picked a good angle and did some photoshopping.

who can tell anymore

i've been fooled before

are traps gay?

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (5+1A/)

97 I put my dishes into the Syncategorematic this morning.

I thought Woody Allen used one of those right after getting out of the orgasmatron.

Posted by: Northern lurker at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (cSyAR)

98 I thought syncategorematic was a fancy word for fish stew.

of or like a fermented fish sauce popular with 7th Century sailors.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 23, 2021 11:42 AM (yQpMk)

99 >>Syncategorematic

Wasn't that Gallagher's Mallet?

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2021 11:42 AM (M8uwZ)

100 Stop calling your female colleagues 'smart,' or 'clever,' or 'brilliant,"

***

Okay. If you insist.

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:42 AM (bm04m)

101 Sheesh. These people are at the intellectual level of planaria.
Finally, someone gets how stupid those guys are.

Posted by: Amoebas at April 23, 2021 11:42 AM (v16oJ)

102 >A normal human being understands that he or she can choose to be a victim or a successful victorious person.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 23, 2021 11:33 AM (haWye)

Frankly, I think you're being far too charitable here. That might have been true for High-Trust America, but that was a blip in history. We're reverting to the mean now.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 23, 2021 11:42 AM (DXFDM)

103 Rebuttal

Intelligence: White Man's Burden?
Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:38 AM

Take up the white man's burden, the savage tweets of sheep.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2021 11:42 AM (m+jkK)

104 >>>92 17 "Don't believe me? Then let me link myself to prove the bullshit I just said."
---
Ah. Independent confirmation.
Posted by: The New York Times

...

Precisely.

Posted by: Christopher Steele at April 23, 2021 11:42 AM (5+1A/)

105 I take it any professor who gave this dumbass a passing grade was, in fact, oppressing her.

Posted by: Northern lurker at April 23, 2021 11:42 AM (cSyAR)

106 33 It seems all of this is really about being able to claim victim status. Nothing more. People in the greatest country with more opportunity than anywhere else in the world want to create a narrative that they are oppressed and that is why they fail.

A normal human being understands that he or she can choose to be a victim or a successful victorious person.

If this philosophy continues we will be a country of losers, mental misfits and narcissists.
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 23, 2021 11:33 AM (haWye)

We have made victimhood a path to power as it grants Unquestionable Moral Authority. No shock that people want to fake it to grab it.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 11:43 AM (Ojki1)

107 Tell me this isn't the case of this person having no idea what to focus on for their dissertation, and finding no quirky, woke niche that has not yet been pursued by some other wokester before them, they are now deconstructing the entire concept of intelligence? Academia is so very performative nowadays! Why not hold up a Cambell's soup can and ask, "Soup?. . . Art?. . . Soup?. . .Art?. . ."

This would way funnier if it were being spouted by Otter in Animal House.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2021 11:43 AM (bDqIh)

108
For someone who es[pouses the idea that intelligence is a white male mythology, she sure does seem to have spent a lot of time hanging out at the local Intelligence Barn franchise in Cincinnati.

Intelligence Envy -- It is REAL and It is HARMFUL!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 11:43 AM (pNxlR)

109 are traps gay?
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (5+1A/)

**

NO!
- That star track squid guy

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:43 AM (bm04m)

110 We have truly emboldened the stupid this year, haven't we?

Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2021 11:43 AM (AytXr)

111 96 are traps gay?

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (5+1A/)

Get out! Get out, now!

Posted by: zombie Total Biscuit at April 23, 2021 11:44 AM (DTX3h)

112 I would dismiss this bitch with a simple wave of the hand.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 11:44 AM (2DOZq)

113 This country needs to burn. Too many people need to feel pain.
Posted by: rickb223

IT will burn. Massive election fraud, a coup by the Uniparty, stirring up racial discord, and the shoveling of fiat money at the electorate to keep the party going on throughout the West and China, will cause a rectification on the scale of World War aftermaths regarding wreckage.

Posted by: whig at April 23, 2021 11:44 AM (pO7gM)

114 In a generation anyone with an IQ above 85 and the ability to weave his or her way through the bullshit will rule the world.

Posted by: Northern lurker at April 23, 2021 11:44 AM (cSyAR)

115 So in the last 50 - 100 years, the legal field has been going through a slow transformation in how lawyers and judges write. Legal scholars got to the point where they were saying "guys, you're embarrassing us. I know you want to look smart by speaking in jargon, but this is getting to be too much. If you're truly smart, you can write legal documents and opinions in a way that even a lay person can understand, boiling down complex ideas to simple language." And it (sort of) worked. Most legal treatises, opinions, contracts, etc. are very easy to understand as long as you know a few terms of art.

Unfortunately, the rest of academia has gone in the opposite direction. "Let's write something that NO ONE can understand to prove how smart we are by talking nonsense."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 23, 2021 11:44 AM (UPoLF)

116 84 I'd like to see some scientific research to determine if black people are capable of seeing the police.

No joke. It seems like everything we keep hearing about involves them NOT being able to see - and hear - police, and I'd like to know if there is a scientific reason for it. Some type of visible radiation wavelength issue, maybe?
Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:40 AM (bm04m)

Good point. I'd say one measure of intelligence is the ability to foresee consequences. By that measure ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:44 AM (Cudu6)

117 Oh, and I doubt greatly Ms Scholar has ever been burdened by anyone calling her "brilliant" except in the most heavily sarcasm laden tone.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 11:45 AM (Ojki1)

118 i've been fooled before

are traps gay?
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM

have dick + suck dick = teh ghey

It's Science (TM).

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2021 11:45 AM (m+jkK)

119 We have truly emboldened the stupid this year, haven't we?

***

It's fascinating in a way.

We're seeing the ultimate evolution of cargo cults. Not only that, but they've been allowed to take control of academia, business, and politics.

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:45 AM (bm04m)

120 I thought syncategorematic was a fancy word for fish stew.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (VVEnO)

I thought it was something Ron Popeil sold on TV.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 11:45 AM (2DOZq)

121 "Don't believe me? Then let me link myself to prove the bullshit I just said."
---
Ah. Independent confirmation.
Posted by: The New York Times

a.k.a. Narcissistic Appeal to Authority.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2021 11:45 AM (P1f+c)

122 Do and dont say this. Do and don't wear this. Do and dont do that. Do and don't believe this. I swear there is a pattern forming.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 11:46 AM (lf9Z7)

123 I'm a woman and I don't think many women are capable of rational thought... At least lib ones
Posted by: It's me donna

___

*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 11:46 AM (cwMIU)

124 "It is the same phenomenon that occurs when a white instructor says to a Black student, in a surprised tone, 'oh, you’re so articulate!' It implies an expectation that Black students will be ineloquent.

Whachu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:46 AM (Cudu6)

125 of or like a fermented fish sauce popular with 7th Century sailors.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 23, 2021 11:42 AM (yQpMk)

...and Vietnamese.

Posted by: BignJames at April 23, 2021 11:46 AM (AwYPR)

126 It implies an expectation that Black students will be ineloquent.

**

And stabby.

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:46 AM (bm04m)

127 In a generation people will look back on Bill Nye the science guy the way we look back on Einstein.

Posted by: Northern lurker at April 23, 2021 11:46 AM (cSyAR)

128
Got a Word Salad here! Who ordered the Word Salad?

The Math is not the Territory: Navigating the Free Energy Principle, Andrews, Mel (2020)
The free energy principle (FEP) has seen extensive philosophical engagement - both from a general philosophy of science perspective and from the perspective of philosophies of specific sciences: cognitive science, neuroscience, and biology. The literature on the FEP has attempted to draw out specific philosophical commitments and entailments of the framework. But the most fundamental questions, from the perspective of philosophy of science, remain open: To what discipline(s) does the FEP belong? Does it make falsifiable claims? What sort of scientific object is it? Is it to be taken as a representation of contingent states of affairs in nature? Does it constitute knowledge? ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 11:46 AM (pNxlR)

129 >>> are traps gay?
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (5+1A/)

Not if you and the trap are alone in the woods and no one hears you gettin' on, I think. I've never taken a philosophy class so my advice may be a little shakey hear.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 11:46 AM (Fq1gB)

130 In a generation anyone with an IQ above 85 and the ability to weave his or her way through the bullshit will rule the world.
Posted by: Northern lurker

___

Idiocracy.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 11:46 AM (cwMIU)

131 We have truly emboldened the stupid this year, haven't we?
--------

We didn't do it. The brainwashing psy op did it.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 11:47 AM (lf9Z7)

132 79 In logic and linguistics, an expression is syncategorematic if it lacks a denotation but can nonetheless affect the denotation of a larger expression which contains it. Syncategorematic expressions are contrasted with categorematic expressions, which have their own denotations.

So, when I say "Fuck you, Karen" I am not *literally* denoting that I wish to fuck Karen, but my use of the word "fuck" affects the denotation of my larger expression which contains it, which is that I do not like Karen and wish ill upon her.

Got it!

I am all intellicence-ish and stuff.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 11:40 AM (Bmy3R)

You could call it a forward-facing paradigm envisioned to actualize the benefits of a synergistic approach that ramps up to present competitive solutions.

I said absolutely nothing. Every field develops its own jargon, rather than use "little people" words, and this is nothing more than an academian version of that. We shouldn't pretend it has any validity.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021 11:47 AM (Msrhc)

133 This thread is shaping up to be teh funneh but only those who subscribe to White Man's Mythology will get the jokes.

Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021

***

In the November 2020 issue of White Man's Mythology: a classic from HP Lovecraft called "Boy, Is She at the Mountains of Madness!" Also stories by Gretchen Whitmer, Paul Ryan, and A.O. Cortez; and a new serial, "Superman and the Coal-Squeezing Incident"! Don't miss it!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 23, 2021 11:47 AM (/XOcP)

134 I thought it was something Ron Popeil sold on TV.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

*points back to #64*

I guess you and I are sharing the Hordemind today.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2021 11:47 AM (P1f+c)

135 71 Wall Street and Tech to The Fraud on a 40% capital gains tax: "Wait, you were serious about that?"
---------------------------

Whip saw oscillation from good to bad and back are so reassuring.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2021 11:47 AM (C+nsl)

136 It implies an expectation that Black students will be ineloquent.

**

And lacks the intelligence required to secure an ID in order to buy liquor, get into a club, or cash a winning lottery ticket.

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:47 AM (bm04m)

137 "Hm, I think I'll call it a Complainoboast."

"WhineCrow"

That fits her perfectly.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 11:47 AM (a9axi)

138 'morning, y'all.

I liked the Boss's writing so much, i had to put it in my nic, just the once.

Posted by: BifBewalski - Don't believe me? Then let me link myself to prove the bullshit I just said. at April 23, 2021 11:47 AM (VcFUs)

139 syncategorematic - exbealadocious!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2021 11:47 AM (4I/2K)

140
Whachu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

We were kangs!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 11:47 AM (pNxlR)

141 Wall Street and Tech to The Fraud on a 40% capital gains tax: "Wait, you were serious about that?"

***

Make it 60% and I'm in.

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:47 AM (bm04m)

142 These retards use the pronoun "they" to refer to the many other personalities that inhabit their empty heads. The voices only they can hear.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 23, 2021 11:48 AM (HaL55)

143 109 are traps gay?
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (5+1A/)
---
Just for that I'm running for governor, big boy.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 23, 2021 11:48 AM (sWM8x)

144 She may not believe in intelligence but I'll bet she believes about 90% of everybody not her is stupid.

Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2021 11:48 AM (MxEKc)

145 It's always instructive when one of these campus creatures makes it plain to polite society that they are mentally incapable of functioning outside an academic environment. Cause the real world (where actual work product and results are a requirement) is just too scary and demanding.

Posted by: Greyman27 at April 23, 2021 11:48 AM (RKLPC)

146
That still comes out quarterly, right?
well, if it came out more frequently the postage would nickel and dime us to death.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 23, 2021 11:39 AM (v3pYe)

Post office is too busy reading your posts to deliver it any faster than that anyway.

Posted by: Postmaster Robert, Ministry of Truth Adjunct at April 23, 2021 11:48 AM (Ojki1)

147 We have truly emboldened the stupid this year, haven't we?
--------

We didn't do it. The brainwashing psy op did it.

--------

I have a feeling that the Chinese are pushing a lot of this crap. If they can get us to swallow this poison pill, Western civilization will end and they'll conquer the world by default.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021 11:49 AM (Msrhc)

148 In a generation anyone with an IQ above 85 and the ability to weave his or her way through the bullshit will rule the world.

***

Oh, sure, always going back to the weaves.

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:49 AM (bm04m)

149 >>> have dick + suck dick = teh ghey

It's Science (TM).
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2021 11:45 AM (m+jkK)

The Andrew Dice Clay Axiom of Ghey.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 11:49 AM (Fq1gB)

150 It is the same phenomenon that occurs when a white instructor says to a Black student, in a surprised tone, 'oh, you're so articulate!' It implies an expectation that Black students will be ineloquent

Whachu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:46 AM

I know, man, right?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 23, 2021 11:49 AM (m+jkK)

151 By the way, if I give a speech and someone responds by calling me eloquent I say thank you and leave it at that.
It might be different if someone said I'm not as fat as I used to be.

Posted by: Northern lurker at April 23, 2021 11:49 AM (cSyAR)

152 She's got pretty Genuine Frontier Gibberish, but Gabbie Johnson did it better.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 11:49 AM (a9axi)

153 I'd recommend putting her head into an oven but no doubt she would choose an electric oven.

which could result in death by dehydration over time, amirite?

Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 11:49 AM (DJFLF)

154 "Stop calling your female colleagues 'smart,' or 'clever,' or 'brilliant,'" wrote Mel Andrews, who studies cognition and evolution. "It's sexist and infantilising... it shouldn't be surprising to you in 2021 that women are capable of thought."

I've never called an infant brilliant. Usually, I think I use clever for kids who surprise me with insights that are especially thoughtful or beyond their years. I've only ever called a few people brilliant, and I'm pretty sure they were all people I genuinely admired and thought were incredibly smart.

I've told my wife many times that she's smart, but not because I was surprised. I actually think she's much smarter than me, and I don't mind telling her so.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2021 11:49 AM (YYlyE)

155 oooh, you co-authored a chapter in a book? BFD, so did I. All that entails is taking a slice of research data in your field, which could be absolutely wrong, adding your data to it, and expanding upon it in the text. If the underlying data and/or your data turns out to have problems, well, it all being in a book chapter doesn't matter, does it?

The "I Love Science Sexually" idiots will berate religious folks all day long for just "believing" what a book and/or religious figure tells them, meanwhile ignorant to the act that they're doing the same thing here.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 23, 2021 11:49 AM (LviRI)

156 I have been industriousnessized with housework today.

Make it stop. Please. Before I become a fatigueologue.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2021 11:50 AM (F0YaR)

157 I thought it was something Ron Popeil sold on TV.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

*points back to #64*

I guess you and I are sharing the Hordemind today.
Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2021 11:47 AM (P1f+

At least I get to use my favorite made up verb.

I Schumered you !!!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 11:50 AM (2DOZq)

158 Syncategorematic, it's got electrolytes!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2021 11:50 AM (VVEnO)

159 Intelligence is a White man's mythology. A phantasmal concept. A non-referring term. Syncategorematic, she wrote.

I find this to be thesauritical exposition of expialidaciousness.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:50 AM (Cudu6)

160 Disprove my theory that a malevolent AI is trying to destroy human life.

Posted by: Northern lurker at April 23, 2021 11:50 AM (cSyAR)

161 There's no end to our suffering from this parade of these woke fools. One after another after another after another. It's exhausting plowing through these idiots' statements and ludicrous positions.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 23, 2021 11:50 AM (O+I8R)

162 Fine sugartits. Most women are dumber than a box of hammers.

bag of hammers. once saw a fellow try to carry a suit bag full of ball-peen hammers onto a flight, so i know exactly how dumb that is.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda

Female Stew: "I'm sorry sir. That's too heavy for carry on. You'll need to check that so it goes in the belly of the plane".

Anyone see the problem?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 11:50 AM (OCTRt)

163 Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 23, 2021 11:26 AM

Yep. And not the Horde-preferred type, either.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2021 11:29 AM (m+jkK)

are we not still talking about the monkey thread?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 23, 2021 11:51 AM (8D42x)

164
You sound smart - where'd you get your degree?

Why, from Intelligence Barn, of course! And I was able to pool together several coupon offers to get it, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 11:51 AM (pNxlR)

165 3
Boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 23, 2021 11:26 AM (ifmtJ)

Pics.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2021 11:51 AM (F0YaR)

166 And lacks the intelligence required to secure an ID in order to buy liquor, get into a club, or cash a winning lottery ticket.
Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:47 AM (bm04m)

I suspect that black people have ID's at roughly the same rate as white people, since if they didn't we would see push polls and whatnot showing that.

Instead, everyone relies on an unscientific survey from 1994 where the question asked was "do you have a valid drivers license?" and a higher percentage of black people said "no" than white people.

But that's not really the question they should be asking. Plenty of people have suspended licenses, or expired licenses, or are just too old to drive and instead of state issued ID's. And, shit, even if your license is suspended, most states don't take away your physical license. You can still use it as ID, you just can't drive with it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 23, 2021 11:51 AM (UPoLF)

167 At least I get to use my favorite made up verb.

My favorite verb: "verbing," the use of a noun as a verb. First coined in response to ~~retarded~~ corporate America referring to "hoteling."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:51 AM (Cudu6)

168 Stop calling your female colleagues 'smart,' or 'clever,' or 'brilliant,"

***

Can we still compliment their bj's or is that off limits?

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 11:51 AM (lf9Z7)

169 The joke is on us, once again. All those student loans that will probably be forgiven have financed her entire adult life and the tax payer will eat the bill.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 23, 2021 11:51 AM (Wm5SB)

170 Intelligence is a White man's mythology. A phantasmal concept. A non-referring term. Syncategorematic, she wrote.
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Indeed, I'm anispeptic, frasmotic and even compuctuous to learn of this.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 23, 2021 11:52 AM (WGara)

171
bag of hammers. once saw a fellow try to carry a suit bag full of ball-peen hammers onto a flight, so i know exactly how dumb that is.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda

The anvil salesman from "The Music Man" carrying around his wares always cracked me up.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 11:52 AM (pNxlR)

172 Disprove my theory that a malevolent AI is trying to destroy human life.
Posted by: Northern lurker

___

Satan is.

He uses all tools at his disposal.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 11:52 AM (+Vt0n)

173 I always did think there was no light between the intelligence of Albert Einstein and Rachael Janteel.

/s

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 23, 2021 11:52 AM (O+I8R)

174 Including humans and what they built.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 11:52 AM (+Vt0n)

175 And now you know America's final destination.

Posted by: Haiti 2.0 at April 23, 2021 11:52 AM (uZ7eJ)

176 84 I'd like to see some scientific research to determine if black people are capable of seeing the police.

No joke. It seems like everything we keep hearing about involves them NOT being able to see - and hear - police, and I'd like to know if there is a scientific reason for it. Some type of visible radiation wavelength issue, maybe?
Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr. III, Foster Dad at April 23, 2021 11:40 AM (bm04m)

Given LeBroney says he lives in fear of them, the whole not being able to see them as if they are a supernatural specter is as valid a source for an academic study as the scholar's stuff in the post.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 11:52 AM (Ojki1)

177 If the underlying data and/or your data turns out to have problems, well, it all being in a book chapter doesn't matter, does it?

The "I Love Science Sexually" idiots will berate religious folks all day long for just "believing" what a book and/or religious figure tells them, meanwhile ignorant to the act that they're doing the same thing here.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 23, 2021 11:49 AM (LviRI)

Error building on error, pseudoscience magnifying itself, building huge fortresses on foundations of sand.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021 11:52 AM (Msrhc)

178 Satan is.

He uses all tools at his disposal.
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 11:52 AM (+Vt0n)

To be clear I agree.

Posted by: Northern lurker at April 23, 2021 11:52 AM (cSyAR)

179 128 Got a Word Salad here! Who ordered the Word Salad?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 11:46 AM (pNxlR)

Sounds like something generated by the Chomskybot.

http://rubberducky.org/cgi-bin/chomsky.pl

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 23, 2021 11:53 AM (DTX3h)

180 I've never called an infant brilliant. Usually, I think I use clever for kids who surprise me with insights that are especially thoughtful or beyond their years.

Teacher: "Johnny, how old is your dad?"
Johnny: "7"
Teacher: "How can your father only be 7?"
Johnny: "He wasn't a father until I was born!"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 11:53 AM (OCTRt)

181 And now you know America's final destination.
Posted by: Haiti 2.0 at April 23, 2021 11:52 AM (uZ7eJ)

I was calling it "Contintental-scale Somalia".

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021 11:53 AM (Msrhc)

182 There's no end to our suffering from this parade of these woke fools. One after another after another after another. It's exhausting plowing through these idiots' statements and ludicrous positions.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 23, 2021 11:50 AM (O+I8R)

The worst legal thing you can do to them is smile, ignore them, and enjoy your life. That's what they really can't stand.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 11:53 AM (lf9Z7)

183 Female Stew: "I'm sorry sir. That's too heavy for carry on. You'll need to check that so it goes in the belly of the plane".

Laurel and Hardy (maybe the Three Stooges) had a schtick in which they found a dresser too heavy to move, and so took the drawers out - and stacked them on top of the dresser, which they then moved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:53 AM (Cudu6)

184 So to be non-racist, you have to lack intelligence.

Seems reasonable.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 23, 2021 11:53 AM (+OZts)

185 Disprove my theory that a malevolent AI is trying to destroy human life.
Posted by: Northern lurker at April 23, 2021 11:50 AM

That's exactly what an AI would say.

Posted by: Alexa at April 23, 2021 11:53 AM (DMUuz)

186 The guy who films himself, dispensing wisdom, while eating dry Raman noodles, is more intelligent that this twit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 23, 2021 11:54 AM (Yk+yu)

187 And is it "boobs", "bobs", or "bewbs"? I only see pictures of them nowadays and their descriptions seem to change,

Posted by: Thrawn at April 23, 2021 11:54 AM (LviRI)

188 142 These retards use the pronoun "they" to refer to the many other personalities that inhabit their empty heads. The voices only they can hear.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 23, 2021 11:48 AM (HaL55)
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That's not funny.

Posted by: Professa Hoychic - pouting hands on hips at April 23, 2021 11:54 AM (C+nsl)

189 The anvil salesman from "The Music Man" carrying around his wares always cracked me up.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Wish I could find an anvil salesman.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 11:54 AM (OCTRt)

190 Academics pushing CRT, social justice and bullshit like "math is racist" are turning out people like this pile of goo. This thing will never, ever be able to function in a normal world. There are millions more where it came from too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2021 11:54 AM (3H9h1)

191 It is the same phenomenon that occurs when a white instructor says to
a Black student, in a surprised tone, 'oh, you're so articulate!' It
implies an expectation that Black students will be ineloquent

Last time I checked, we weren't the ones pushing ebonics and the implication that black students can't master standard English.

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2021 11:54 AM (v16oJ)

192 The way to deal with this shit? Flood the zone. Find a way to use bots to creat thousands of "burner" Twatter accounts, like, say, "Roden'te Muhammad", who replies, "I are inteligunt, yur not." Sure, they will get removed, but Twatter staff have to do it, especially if you are clever enough to defeat their AI's.

We Morons could have huge fun with this.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2021 11:54 AM (mzC78)

193 Satan: The Original Skynet

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 11:54 AM (lf9Z7)

194 O/T Re: the sidebar, I admire the heck out of Candace Owens. That young woman is a treasure on many levels. I love how she stuffed LeBron James down the sewer where he belongs. Ignorant beast.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 23, 2021 11:54 AM (O+I8R)

195 When I took an ROTC class in college I didn't take it too seriously. We subsequently had an exercise of Simon Says by the instructor which I prevailed. The instructor looked at me and said

'Good job.....You were the last person I thought would win'

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 11:55 AM (2DOZq)

196 "It is the same phenomenon that occurs when a white instructor says to a Black student, in a surprised tone, 'oh, you're so articulate!' It implies an expectation that Black students will be ineloquent.

Oh, like the way the Usurper-in-Chief described Obama as "articulate"? Like that?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 11:55 AM (Bmy3R)

197 Given LeBroney says he lives in fear of them

ALL criminals live in fear of the police.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:55 AM (Cm2pB)

198 She may not believe in intelligence but I'll bet she believes about 90% of everybody not her is stupid.

I'm getting the impression that 100% of everyone who is her is stupid.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 11:55 AM (SchxB)

199 Unelected Biden

Kvon on Biden

https://youtu.be/zIPJd4aYpSw

Posted by: Corner Stone at April 23, 2021 11:55 AM (HK4MN)

200 Glock G19 Gen5 Front Serrations 9mm Luger 4in Black nDLC Pistol - 15+1 Rounds; $590; https://bit.ly/3tNli6O

Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2021 11:56 AM (YYlyE)

201 The joke is on us, once again. All those student loans that will probably be forgiven have financed her entire adult life and the tax payer will eat the bill.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 23, 2021 11:51 AM (Wm5SB)

We are forced to pay for the instruments of our civilization's unmaking.

The sheer indignity of it is staggering.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021 11:56 AM (Msrhc)

202 Never in a thousand years.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2021 11:56 AM (C+nsl)

203 syncategorematic

Getting a Doctorate in PolySyllabic Studies, I see.

Dare I say she's "smart"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 11:27 AM (pNxlR)

never managed to repeat the huge marketing success of the Vegematic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2021 11:56 AM (mzC78)

204 >There's no end to our suffering from this parade of these woke fools. One after another after another after another. It's exhausting plowing through these idiots' statements and ludicrous positions.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 23, 2021 11:50 AM (O+I8R)

Yeah, they're wearing us down in constant wave attacks, huh? Seems to be a never ending stream of woke cannon fodder out there.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 23, 2021 11:56 AM (DXFDM)

205 114 In a generation anyone with an IQ above 85 and the ability to weave his or her way through the bullshit will rule the world.
Posted by: Northern lurker at April 23, 2021 11:44 AM (cSyAR)

And then be driven insane dealing with all the idiots.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 11:56 AM (Ojki1)

206 Academics pushing CRT, social justice and bullshit like "math is racist"
are turning out people like this pile of goo. This thing will never,
ever be able to function in a normal world. There are millions more
where it came from too.
**rubs hands in glee**

Posted by: Our future Chicom overlords at April 23, 2021 11:56 AM (v16oJ)

207 ALL criminals live in fear of the police.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

___

Must be why I don't fear the popo.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 11:56 AM (+Vt0n)

208 Given LeBroney says he lives in fear of them

ALL criminals live in fear of the police.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Just like gun owners and criminals are the only ones that know the sound of a shotgun being racked.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 11:56 AM (OCTRt)

209 ALL criminals live in fear of the police.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:55 AM (Cm2pB)

I would hate to live in a place where the criminals had no fear of the law.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021 11:57 AM (Msrhc)

210 "IT will burn. Massive election fraud, a coup by the Uniparty, stirring up racial discord, and the shoveling of fiat money at the electorate to keep the party going on throughout the West and China, will cause a rectification on the scale of World War aftermaths regarding wreckage." - whig

I wonder.

It may *already* be burning. THIS is the burning.

Those sane people expecting something dramatic, kinetic, actually useful in that it would make real changes back toward reality, may be "operationalizing" like the airhead joke who is the subject of the post.

It's not that there isn't a substantial portion of the populace that hasn't lost its mind/been dumbed down beyond recognition. It's that the other portion doesn't seem to be large/effective/aggressive/serious enough to do much about it.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 11:57 AM (OTzUX)

211 Well, at least we can go to Starbucks for a handjob in the new Idiocracy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 11:57 AM (Bmy3R)

212 173 I always did think there was no light between the intelligence of Albert Einstein and Rachael Janteel.

/s
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 23, 2021 11:52 AM (O+I8R)

"That's retarded, Albert."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:57 AM (Cm2pB)

213 Hannah Palmer, looking very smart:
https://youtu.be/-O74YjxY1Lc

Don't watch it, its way too smart for this time of day....but it is Friday so...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 23, 2021 11:34 AM (ifmtJ)

I could go for a sweet, hot can of BANG right about now.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

214 "Intelligence" is literally "readability".

The extent to which one can make themselves clear.

It's not a "white myth" unless making yourself clear and understood is a "myth".

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2021 11:57 AM (FYe3W)

215 In a generation anyone with an IQ above 85 and the ability to weave his or her way through the bullshit will rule the world.
Posted by: Northern lurker at April 23, 2021 11:44 AM (cSyAR)

And then be driven insane dealing with all the idiots.
Posted by: Bete

If he's ruling the world, he can end the idiots.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 11:57 AM (OCTRt)

216 And oh yeah Mel Andrews is a true chit head.

Posted by: Corner Stone at April 23, 2021 11:57 AM (HK4MN)

217 Got a Word Salad here! Who ordered the Word Salad?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021

***

Is it the *Big* Word Salad?

Posted by: Elaine Benes at April 23, 2021 11:57 AM (/XOcP)

218 This all started when we let them put on shoes.

Posted by: Fool Otto at April 23, 2021 11:57 AM (DB16e)

219 Got the second Moderna yesterday. The last time I felt this bad was in December 2019 when I had a spell of fever and headache. Makes you wonder.

Posted by: Only Context at April 23, 2021 11:58 AM (QZ/dC)

220 Ebonics is racist.

African American Vernacular English is not racist.

Posted by: blaster at April 23, 2021 11:58 AM (ZfRYq)

221 >And is it "boobs", "bobs", or "bewbs"?
Posted by: Thrawn at April 23, 2021 11:54 AM (LviRI)

It's "please be doing the needful and show bobs and vagene"

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 23, 2021 11:58 AM (DXFDM)

222 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2021 11:58 AM (63Dwl)

223 "Intelligence" is literally "readability".

The extent to which one can make themselves clear.

It's not a "white myth" unless making yourself clear and understood is a "myth".
Posted by: Axeman

Do you speak jive?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 11:58 AM (OCTRt)

224 I would hate to live in a place where the criminals had no fear of the law.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021 11:57 AM (Msrhc)

So that crosses Minneapolis, Seattle, Portland, DC, Baltimore, and SF off the list.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:58 AM (Cm2pB)

225 it's a massive cult
or a zombie invasion

hard to pin down the right model because what's going on is verily unprecedented

remove G-d and Family from society and this, apparently, is what you've got left.

Society wide insanity.

Posted by: havelhavolim at April 23, 2021 11:58 AM (fLpTX)

226 PSA AK-103 PREMIUM FORGED CLASSIC POLYMER RIFLE; $1000; https://bit.ly/2QiyCSd

Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2021 11:58 AM (YYlyE)

227 Intelligence" is literally "readability".

The extent to which one can make themselves clear.
--------

What if you have to keep asking people to let you be clear?

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 11:58 AM (lf9Z7)

228 If he's ruling the world, he can end the idiots.
Posted by: rickb223

___

NotSure nuking the world would have made a much more entertaining ending.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 11:58 AM (+Vt0n)

229 The person who lacks some quality (intelligence, beauty, ability) is usually the one who harps on that quality the most (think of the super-fat girls who insist they are gorgeous in their obesity).

Those who have these qualities don't talk about them too much. No need to.

This woman is a dip.

Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2021 11:59 AM (L3Rsz)

230 It implies an expectation that Black students will be ineloquent.
---
Bet she voted for the guy who uses "boy" and "Clean and articulate" in public.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 11:59 AM (Ojki1)

231 The challenge for legitimate engineers in the future will be designing buildings and bridges that are actually safe while explaining it in ways that hide all that white privilege.

Posted by: Northern lurker at April 23, 2021 11:59 AM (cSyAR)

232 "Stop calling your female colleagues 'smart,' or 'clever,' or 'brilliant,'" wrote Mel Andrews, who studies cognition and evolution. "It's sexist and infantilising... it shouldn't be surprising to you in 2021 that women are capable of thought."

What abut calling a black guy "clean" and/or "articulate"?? Any problem with that, Sweetie?

Posted by: Doof at April 23, 2021 11:59 AM (St9x7)

233 There's no end to our suffering from this parade of these woke fools. One after another after another after another. It's exhausting plowing through these idiots' statements and ludicrous positions.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 23, 2021 11:50 AM (O+I8R)

The worst legal thing you can do to them is smile, ignore them, and enjoy your life. That's what they really can't stand.
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 11:53 AM (lf9Z7)

But all the while, they're scheming their way into power, so they can remove your ability to ignore and enjoy.

We need to come up with some kind of exchange program with North Korea.

They get our socialists, we get their political prisoners.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021 11:59 AM (Msrhc)

234 OT/ but joey stumblebum was the only world "leader" wearing a facemask on his zoom climate change conference... Even with it written out for him on his monitors he still stumbled with his words.. How proud we should be that the world sees this old fart as the US leader... Lol

Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2021 12:00 PM (Zmnko)

235 Meant to say "that portion" (the sane), not "the other portion", obviously.

Anyway, the last year has been a demonstration of how far gone much of the populace (meek compliance with absurd science-free public health "policy") is. And how hollow the institutions are (at best). And how disconnected the levers of popular will (elections, "media") are from influence or power.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 12:00 PM (OTzUX)

236 These people cannot think. But oh, what feelings they have.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2021 12:00 PM (E+OcO)

237 140
Whachu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

We were kangs!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 11:47 AM (pNxlR)

Wakanda Forever!

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 12:00 PM (Ojki1)

238 I've never called an infant brilliant. Usually, I think I use clever for kids who surprise me with insights that are especially thoughtful or beyond their years.

I submitted an entry to Readers Digest for Things Kids Say of a kid being explained the idiom of the glass being half empty or half full and his reply asking whether someone was filling it up or pouring it out?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 12:00 PM (2DOZq)

239 162 bag of hammers. once saw a fellow try to carry a suit bag full of
ball-peen hammers onto a flight, so i know exactly how dumb that is.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda

Female Stew: "I'm sorry sir. That's too heavy for carry on. You'll need to check that so it goes in the belly of the plane".
the big hangup for this fellow was getting it through security, not getting it onto the plane.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 23, 2021 12:00 PM (v3pYe)

240 Ooh, forged polymer!

Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2021 12:01 PM (ELgVT)

241 SIG SAUER M400 5.56 NATO 16" 30RD RIFLE RM400-16B-TRD; $850; https://bit.ly/2RXTONM

Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2021 12:01 PM (YYlyE)

242 192 The way to deal with this shit? Flood the zone. Find a way to use bots to creat thousands of "burner" Twatter accounts, like, say, "Roden'te Muhammad", who replies, "I are inteligunt, yur not." Sure, they will get removed, but Twatter staff have to do it, especially if you are clever enough to defeat their AI's.

We Morons could have huge fun with this.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2021 11:54 AM (mzC7

Great idea.

Posted by: Drew P. Balzac/i] at April 23, 2021 12:01 PM (Cm2pB)

243 143 109 are traps gay?
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM (5+1A/)
---
Just for that I'm running for governor, big boy.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 23, 2021 11:48 AM (sWM8x)

No worries boss. No one has ever, ever, called you a Trap.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 12:01 PM (Ojki1)

244 They don't give a fuck about anything they say. Pay them enough and they will disagree with it tomorrow.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 12:01 PM (lf9Z7)

245 it's a massive cult
or a zombie invasion

hard to pin down the right model because what's going on is verily unprecedented

remove G-d and Family from society and this, apparently, is what you've got left.

Society wide insanity.
Posted by: havelhavolim at April 23, 2021 11:58 AM (fLpTX)

It's basically a cult crossed with a mass hysteria.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021 12:01 PM (Msrhc)

246
"Intelligence" has a diversity problem.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 12:02 PM (MGnmx)

247 > Ooh, forged polymer!

*ahem*

That's forged CLASSIC, Mr.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2021 12:02 PM (YYlyE)

248 You do realize that we have no use for 95% of your population other than as sex toys and agricultural supplements?

Posted by: CCP at April 23, 2021 12:02 PM (DMUuz)

249 If your pronoun is Them! does that make you a giant ant?

Posted by: zmdavid at April 23, 2021 12:02 PM (xqRaG)

250 We need to come up with some kind of exchange program with North Korea.

They get our socialists, we get their political prisoners.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021

***

If North Korean girls are anything like the ones from South Korea, I'm in on this!

Posted by: Elaine Benes at April 23, 2021 12:02 PM (/XOcP)

251 >>Got a Word Salad here! Who ordered the Word Salad?

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 23, 2021 12:02 PM (bDqIh)

252
or...

"Intelligence" is problematic.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 12:03 PM (MGnmx)

253 > are traps gay?

Trapezoids? Yeah, totally.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2021 12:03 PM (YYlyE)

254 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 12:03 PM (Cm2pB)

255
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 23, 2021 12:02 PM (bDqIh)

It's about time these assholes found a distraction.

Posted by: Brie Larsen at April 23, 2021 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

256 >>are traps gay?

If admiring them makes it move...yes.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2021 12:03 PM (3ItLp)

257 meek compliance with absurd science-free public health "policy"

I couldn't help overhearing, but did someone call for a public health policy expert?

Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2021 12:03 PM (9Fwwf)

258 VAERS report: 5 month old breastfeeding infant dies of clotting disorder a day after mommy got the second Pfizer jab

https://tinyurl.com/t2u376m6

Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 12:03 PM (DJFLF)

259 are traps gay?
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2021 11:41 AM

* shrugs *

Posted by: Gym Bro at April 23, 2021 12:04 PM (DMUuz)

260
That's the new thing for these leftist Democrat nazis.

They deem everything in their purview as problematic, including people.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 12:04 PM (MGnmx)

261 Intelligence isn't fake. But hers certainly is. She gave us her examples.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 23, 2021 12:04 PM (sl8p+)

262 "Intelligence" is problematic.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 12:03 PM (MGnmx)

Thog have solution.

Thog hit you with club.

No more problem.

Posted by: Thog at April 23, 2021 12:04 PM (Msrhc)

263 But all the while, they're scheming their way into power, so they can remove your ability to ignore and enjoy.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021 11:59 AM (Msrhc)

I agree. But no matter what they do, they can't get inside my mind. They can take every material thing but they can't reach my soul. And that above all drives them batshit insane.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 12:04 PM (lf9Z7)

264 If I'm gonna make up a word, that word is 'poontang'
-Animal Mother

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 23, 2021 12:04 PM (iTXRQ)

265 VAERS report: 5 month old breastfeeding infant dies of clotting disorder a day after mommy got the second Pfizer jab

https://tinyurl.com/t2u376m6
Posted by: kallisto

Whoops!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 12:04 PM (OCTRt)

266 Real words are syncategorematical white supremacy.

Posted by: MLCross at April 23, 2021 12:04 PM (K8Z2z)

267 I dont think they believe this crap.

Theyre grifters.

They know where the fame and money is and they're just grifting.

I one wrote a parody essay on a Harlem Renaissance novel that was supposed to be about race but I insisted that that interpretation took away all the black woman's agency and was therefore a racist interpretation.

University published it.

It's a grift.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 23, 2021 12:04 PM (ySQBZ)

268 Springfield Armory M60 SA-1 Used 7.62x51mm, Semi-Auto, Standard Configuration, M122 Tripod & Folding Bipod, Black, 100rd/200rd Belt; $23,000; https://bit.ly/32E2Wt0

Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2021 12:04 PM (YYlyE)

269 160 Disprove my theory that a malevolent AI is trying to destroy human life.
Posted by: Northern lurker at April 23, 2021 11:50 AM (cSyAR)

Pretty sure AI would take a faster approach that doesn't chance the idiots taking down all the IT technology infrastructure with them.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 12:04 PM (Ojki1)

270 I still think this all boils down to the crush they had liking the prettier/funnier/less fat girl. We're all paying for it.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 23, 2021 12:05 PM (OhBMk)

271 253 > are traps gay?

Trapezoids? Yeah, totally.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2021 12:03 PM (YYlyE

Personally I'm a fan of the latissimus dorsi.

Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 12:05 PM (DJFLF)

272 Well, if intelligence is a myth, then what exactly is the "meritocracy" that sorts people into Ivy League schools then fancy government and corporate jobs supposed to be based on? I mean, based on the present evidence, I am more than willing to believe our meritocracy is based on a total myth, but it's a bit odd for supposed meritocrats to admit they have no actual merit.

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at April 23, 2021 12:05 PM (dYe5S)

273 "Intelligence" is problematic.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 12:03 PM (MGnmx)

Thog have solution.

Thog hit you with club.

No more problem.
Posted by: Thog

Does Thog have a newsletter one might subscribe to?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 12:05 PM (OCTRt)

274 (think of the super-fat girls who insist they are gorgeous in their obesity).
_____________

"Being fat is beautiful! Name a thing that I can't do!"

"jumping jacks? run a mile? live past 42?" -T.MacDonald

Posted by: Fool Otto at April 23, 2021 12:05 PM (DB16e)

275 I agree. But no matter what they do, they can't get inside my mind. They can take every material thing but they can't reach my soul. And that above all drives them batshit insane.
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 12:04 PM (lf9Z7)

It does, but I'd rather not live in a world of material torture, just the same.

It's bad enough as it is without these scheming imbeciles trying to remake it in their monumentally retarded image.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021 12:05 PM (Msrhc)

276 Personally I'm a fan of the latissimus dorsi.

Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 12:05 PM (DJFLF)

Fag.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

277 Laurel and Hardy (maybe the Three Stooges) had a schtick in which they found a dresser too heavy to move, and so took the drawers out - and stacked them on top of the dresser, which they then moved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:53 AM (Cudu6)

That might be Laurel and Hardy; I don't recognize it as a Stooge thing off the top of my head.

Not that it matters - I'm sure the gag had been around for years. I wouldn't be surprised if Mack Sennett had used it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2021 12:05 PM (2JVJo)

278 Her intelligence is definitely fake.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 23, 2021 12:06 PM (PHdkT)

279 Thog for President.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

280 trapezoid is a shape
trapezius is a muscle

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 23, 2021 12:06 PM (iTXRQ)

281 Whoops!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 12:04 PM (OCTRt)

"If it saves just ONE..."

wait

Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 12:06 PM (DJFLF)

282 Go Anterior Superior Illiac Spine or Go Home.

Posted by: Gay Gym Signage at April 23, 2021 12:06 PM (3ItLp)

283 268 Springfield Armory M60 SA-1 Used 7.62x51mm, Semi-Auto, Standard Configuration, M122 Tripod & Folding Bipod, Black, 100rd/200rd Belt; $23,000; https://bit.ly/32E2Wt0

Wish I had a spare 23K lying around.

Hell, I wish I had a spare 1K lying around.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 12:07 PM (Bmy3R)

284 Given that the very concept of a university (not to mention motherfucking graduate school) was invented by Evil White Men based on the Evil White Man Idea that intelligence is real, maybe we should just scrap the whole system. Starting with the University of Cincinnati.

Is "University of Cincinnati" even a thing?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2021 12:07 PM (JZT2F)

285 I couldn't date a woman with bodybuilding traps. I guess I'm homophobic.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 12:07 PM (2DOZq)

286
Wish I had a spare 23K lying around.

Hell, I wish I had a spare 1K lying around.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 12:07 PM (Bmy3R)

This......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

287 277 Laurel and Hardy (maybe the Three Stooges) had a schtick in which they found a dresser too heavy to move,
______________________

Laurel and Hardy. Mom used to check out the reel to reel 8mm films from the local library.

Posted by: Fool Otto at April 23, 2021 12:07 PM (DB16e)

288 Does Thog have a newsletter one might subscribe to?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 12:05 PM (OCTRt)

Newsletter is full of problems.

Club is for solving problems.

Thog has club.

Posted by: Thog at April 23, 2021 12:07 PM (Msrhc)

289 Springfield Armory M60 SA-1 Used 7.62x51mm, Semi-Auto, Standard Configuration, M122 Tripod & Folding Bipod, Black, 100rd/200rd Belt; $23,000; https://bit.ly/32E2Wt0
Posted by: bonhomme

Only $23k? I'll take a dozen at that price.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 12:07 PM (OCTRt)

290 Adductors are straight
Abductors are ghey.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 12:08 PM (Bmy3R)

291 Laurel and Hardy (maybe the Three Stooges) had a schtick in which they found a dresser too heavy to move, and so took the drawers out - and stacked them on top of the dresser, which they then moved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:53 AM (Cudu6)

That might be Laurel and Hardy; I don't recognize it as a Stooge thing off the top of my head.

Not that it matters - I'm sure the gag had been around for years. I wouldn't be surprised if Mack Sennett had used it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2021

***
I have a dim memory of seeing the gag on a Three Stooges short when I was a kid. But I'm not 100% sure.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at April 23, 2021 12:08 PM (/XOcP)

292 it's a massive cult
or a zombie invasion

hard to pin down the right model because what's going on is verily unprecedented
---------

It's a brainwashing op. I recognized it in April of last year and was very specific about its intentions and likely next steps.

Brainwashing doesn't have to work on everyone. Only enough.

After months of specific time tested priming they began instituting new modalities. It was planned. They haven't stopped.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 12:08 PM (lf9Z7)

293 Fag.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh yah I bet you're the type that usually skips leg day

Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 12:08 PM (DJFLF)

294 Can we still tell them they are being irrational?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2021 12:08 PM (YA914)

295 I could go for a sweet, hot can of BANG right about now.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

Great Bang cans, aren't they?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 23, 2021 12:08 PM (ifmtJ)

296 If this "Scholar" is referring to the anonymous sources that the NYTimes uses for stories, I may have to agree with him.

Posted by: SMOD at April 23, 2021 12:09 PM (RHGPo)

297 The Elements of Style should be nailed to the forehead of every college freshman.
Anglo-saxon roots over romance.
Active over passive.
Get to the Fucking Point.

Posted by: Zek at April 23, 2021 12:09 PM (5RTdG)

298
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.
What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word,
As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee:
Have at thee, coward!

Posted by: SMOD at April 23, 2021 12:09 PM (RHGPo)

299 But no matter what they do, they can't get inside my mind. They can take
every material thing but they can't reach my soul. And that above all
drives them batshit insane.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 12:04 PM (lf9Z7)

Well said.

Posted by: 4 at April 23, 2021 12:09 PM (KnJdm)

300 > Only $23k? I'll take a dozen at that price.

You can only afford a dozen?

*scoff*

Posted by: Mr Poo Poo at April 23, 2021 12:09 PM (YYlyE)

301 Wish I had a spare 23K lying around.

Hell, I wish I had a spare 1K lying around.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

This......
Posted by: Sponge

Swipe three sheets of plywood.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 12:09 PM (OCTRt)

302
Oh yah I bet you're the type that usually skips leg day
Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 12:08 PM (DJFLF)

NO!!!!!

I do all kinds of things with my legs.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Well, if intelligence is a myth, then what exactly is the "meritocracy" that sorts people into Ivy League schools then fancy government and corporate jobs supposed to be based on? I mean, based on the present evidence, I am more than willing to believe our meritocracy is based on a total myth, but it's a bit odd for supposed meritocrats to admit they have no actual merit.
Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at April 23, 2021 12:05 PM (dYe5S)

And yet, completely refreshing. Our response should be "thank you, you have now absolved us of any need to ever listen to you again."

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021 12:09 PM (Msrhc)

304 Can we still tell them they are being irrational?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2021 12:08 PM (YA914)

When calm down fails to work.

Posted by: 4 at April 23, 2021 12:10 PM (KnJdm)

305 "it shouldn't be surprising to you in 2021 that women are capable of thought."

Well... there is capable of thought and then there is capable of intelligent thought.
They aren't the same thing. But you'd have to be intelligent to understand that.

Posted by: Speller at April 23, 2021 12:10 PM (pSotA)

306 Only $23k? I'll take a dozen at that price.

You can only afford a dozen?

*scoff*
Posted by: Mr Poo Poo

I only had four sheets of plywood to return.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 12:10 PM (OCTRt)

307 Apparently, Ron Paul approves of ads on this thread...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at April 23, 2021 12:10 PM (cOa5E)

308
Lefty people like this sound like a stupid version of William F. Buckley.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 23, 2021 12:10 PM (t6XCL)

309 We're about ten years away from living in a country whose engineers don't know calculus or physic and whose surgeons don't know anatomy or chemistry. The silver lining, of course, is that America will still be a racist homophobic xenophobic transphobic arachnophobic triskaidekaphobic heteronormative patriarchy.

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at April 23, 2021 12:11 PM (LBO1U)

310 Swipe three sheets of plywood.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 12:09 PM (OCTRt)

Spoke to a guy yesterday who runs a roofing materials supply company. Said he can't even GET OSB right now and container import fees have gone from around $800 to around $4000 in a VERY short timeframe.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

311 *Troy McClure voice*:

"Mel Andrews, who you may remember from such classic films as 'The Grand Unified Theory of Woke Bullshit' and 'Fuck Me? Fuck YOU!", has been an academic superstar for going on 1 month now . . ."

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 12:11 PM (a9axi)

312
It does, but I'd rather not live in a world of material torture, just the same.

It's bad enough as it is without these scheming imbeciles trying to remake it in their monumentally retarded image.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021 12:05 PM (Msrhc)

Note I did say from the start it was the worst *legal* thing that could be done to them. The response required to stop them is not within the bounds of law.

And because of that I disapprove totally of any such response.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 12:11 PM (lf9Z7)

313 $23k for a semi-auto?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 23, 2021 12:11 PM (DTX3h)

314 Grass huts, bitch.

*walks away from slow mo explosion while donning sunglasses*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 23, 2021 12:11 PM (5cqeV)

315 >>I only had four sheets of plywood to return.

That was a great Seinfeld.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2021 12:11 PM (M8uwZ)

316

Amazing how she got this far, but not really.

Amazing how we've gotten this far from the 80s, which were so happy an nice, an full of intelligence and stuff. Robert Bork was right.

BTW, it turns out that the WP fact checker Herr Kessler is a descendent from what appaers to be actual nazis and has grown up fabulously wealthy, kinda like that gay guy Maza.

Funny how that works.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 23, 2021 12:11 PM (NuVOb)

317 Can we still tell them they are being irrational?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2021 12:08 PM (YA914)

Yes but you're not allowed to tell us to Calm Down Mr. White Privilegey Intelligence Man over there

Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 12:12 PM (DJFLF)

318 And pilots that can't fly 'cause math is racist.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 12:12 PM (+Vt0n)

319 It's that the other portion doesn't seem to be large/effective/aggressive/serious enough to do much about it.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 11:57 AM (OTzUX)
-------------------------------

https://is.gd/chbrUa

Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2021 12:12 PM (C+nsl)

320 >>Spoke to a guy yesterday who runs a roofing materials supply company. Said he can't even GET OSB right now

OSB is going for the same price B1 Birch as going for last year.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2021 12:12 PM (M8uwZ)

321 Redneck engineering is a type of intelligence. Prison engineering is also a type of intelligence.

I don't know what my point is but just a thought.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 12:12 PM (2DOZq)

322 Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 12:12 PM (W2Pud)

323 it's a massive cult or a zombie invasion

hard to pin down the right model because what's going on is verily unprecedented

Posted by: havelhavolim at April 23, 2021 11:58 AM (fLpTX)

Disagree. It is very eerily precedented and reminiscent of pre-fascist Germany and Italy.

Posted by: 4 at April 23, 2021 12:12 PM (KnJdm)

324 > I couldn't date a woman with bodybuilding traps. I guess I'm homophobic.

Remember that short-lived dinosaur TV show called Terra Nova? The main character had WAAAAY over-developed lats and traps. It looked bizarre. From the front you couldn't really tell, but from certain angles it would really stand out.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2021 12:13 PM (YYlyE)

325 Spoke to a guy yesterday who runs a roofing materials supply company. Said he can't even GET OSB right now and container import fees have gone from around $800 to around $4000 in a VERY short timeframe.
Posted by: Sponge

It's getting scary out there. We're about to sell and build. Barndominium. Less wood.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 12:13 PM (OCTRt)

326 309 We're about ten years away from living in a country whose engineers don't know calculus or physic and whose surgeons don't know anatomy or chemistry. The silver lining, of course, is that America will still be a racist homophobic xenophobic transphobic arachnophobic triskaidekaphobic heteronormative patriarchy.

So.... Idiocracy

Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2021 12:13 PM (Zmnko)

327 Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 12:12 PM (W2Pud)

Just don't yell "Hi Jack!!" at an airport......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

328 Much of academia is built not on wisdom or learning, but on attempting to refute the obvious and maintaining a pretension of intellectual superiority.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021 12:13 PM (Msrhc)

329 @303 "Well, if intelligence is a myth, then what exactly is the "meritocracy" that sorts people into Ivy League schools then fancy government and corporate jobs supposed to be based on? I mean, based on the present evidence, I am more than willing to believe our meritocracy is based on a total myth, but it's a bit odd for supposed meritocrats to admit they have no actual merit.
Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at April 23, 2021 12:05 PM (dYe5S)"

It always comes back to me how all these radical egaltiarians and "deconstructionists" still show up to their phony baloney ceremonies in their academic regalia and bristling with academic titles ("Doctor of x" "Endowed Richard Head Chair of Etc" etc).

Posted by: Zek at April 23, 2021 12:13 PM (5RTdG)

330 Laurel and Hardy (maybe the Three Stooges) had a schtick in which
they found a dresser too heavy to move, and so took the drawers out -
and stacked them on top of the dresser, which they then moved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:53 AM (Cudu6)

Somehow I'm thinking Honeymooners. I'm seeing Ralph and Nortin doing that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2021 12:14 PM (VwHCD)

331 Spoke to a guy yesterday who runs a roofing materials supply company. Said he can't even GET OSB right now and container import fees have gone from around $800 to around $4000 in a VERY short timeframe.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Man, I got my roof done in January just in time. Contractor held to his quote given in June (gave ok in September). Absolutely crazy to think as bad as it was, what it would be today.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 23, 2021 12:14 PM (4FeUN)

332 Dammit, so that's why I'm so stupid? Thanks white people!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 23, 2021 12:14 PM (qoNQ/)

333 she is strongly implying that she herself has had to suffer the indignity of being called "smart," "clever," or even "brilliant."

Would she prefer "dumb cunt"?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 12:14 PM (y7DUB)

334 And pilots that can't fly 'cause math is racist.
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 12:12 PM (+Vt0n)

I will never, never understand how they decided math is racist.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2021 12:14 PM (Ez6QX)

335 Hiya sponge!

What's shakin?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 12:14 PM (W2Pud)

336 Can we still tell them they are being irrational?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2021 12:08 PM (YA914)

Yes but you're not allowed to tell us to Calm Down Mr. White Privilegey Intelligence Man over there
Posted by: kallisto

How about "the guys are hungry. Can you make us some sammiches"?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 12:14 PM (OCTRt)

337
It's getting scary out there. We're about to sell and build. Barndominium. Less wood.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 12:13 PM (OCTRt)

I've gotta do about 90 linear ft. of fence. I don't want to pay $2k in materials......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

338 Academia is nothing more than a Circle jerk.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2021 12:14 PM (M8uwZ)

339 "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate
and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," Biden said.

Posted by: SMOD at April 23, 2021 12:15 PM (RHGPo)

340 aagh, 4 beat me to it

Posted by: kallisto at April 23, 2021 12:15 PM (DJFLF)

341 It's getting scary out there. We're about to sell and build. Barndominium. Less wood.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 12:13 PM (OCTRt)

A relative is considering building two story in concrete, because it is cheaper. It is probably better suited to coming times, I would think.

Posted by: 4 at April 23, 2021 12:15 PM (KnJdm)

342 Man, I've been getting some weird phone # the past few days:

Western Union from Iowa,
A teen girl crisis help hotline from Florida,
and a cast concrete supplier in Hawaii.

I don't answer #s I don't recognize. I'm guessing they have a way of spoofing #s because so many people like me now have spam call-catching software on their phones from their cellular company that marks incoming known #s as spam.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 12:15 PM (Fq1gB)

343 > Here's one for Dr. Freud: why does someone who is white and who obviously has a problem with white males go by the name "Mel?"

Given that "Mel" is the Latin root for "sweet", I'd be unable to resist calling her "sweetie", should we ever meet in person or in an online coversation.

You think she'd like that?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2021 12:15 PM (JZT2F)

344 NOOD - Standards

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 12:15 PM (Bmy3R)

345 Much of academia is built not on wisdom or learning, but on attempting to refute the obvious and maintaining a pretension of intellectual superiority.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 23, 2021 12:13 PM (Msrhc)

Yes! And avoiding as much real world logic, sense and consequence as physically possible.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 12:15 PM (lf9Z7)

346 RMA armor plates on sale; https://bit.ly/3aA5Hjl

Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2021 12:15 PM (YYlyE)

347 Hiya sponge!

What's shakin?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 12:14 PM (W2Pud)

My hands, usually, till my first beer or two....

How YOU doin?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

348 They've changed fuckwit from a noun to a pronoun.

Operationalization used to be called writing the user manual.

Posted by: DaveA at April 23, 2021 12:15 PM (FhXTo)

349 Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 12:12 PM (W2Pud)

Who else heard Adam West?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 23, 2021 12:16 PM (4FeUN)

350 Newsletter is full of problems.
Club is for solving problems.
Thog has club.
Posted by: Thog

Thog brother Thag have newsletter!

Uuuuhh... Thag draw on cave.

You go see cave.

Is that newsletter?

Posted by: Thag at April 23, 2021 12:16 PM (P1f+c)

351 I will never, never understand how they decided math is racist.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2021 12:14 PM (Ez6QX)

Math is proof of a universal truth. Racism is the concept they use to control anything they don't like.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 12:16 PM (lf9Z7)

352 I will never, never understand how they decided math is racist.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2021 12:14 PM (Ez6QX)
-------
Because they don't want to teach it to minorities.

Posted by: zmdavid at April 23, 2021 12:16 PM (xqRaG)

353
How YOU doin?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

Haven't had anyone try to attack me this week, so that's a plus.
Range day tomorrow, so that's good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 12:17 PM (W2Pud)

354
calm down, Mel

Posted by: The Syncategorematic AltonJackson at April 23, 2021 12:17 PM (DUIap)

355
Haven't had anyone try to attack me this week, so that's a plus.
Range day tomorrow, so that's good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 12:17 PM (W2Pud)

NOICE!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 23, 2021 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

356 > It is probably better suited to coming times, I would think.

Concrete construction with heavy steel shutters and steel doors, both with the ability to be barred from within, would be the best option, I think.

Some firing positions to protect against anyone trying to attack said shutters and doors would be advisable as well. Recommend reviewing some medieval fortification designs. Medieval fortifications won't stop a government-level incursion, but should be reasonably adequate against mobs of "peaceful protesters".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2021 12:18 PM (JZT2F)

357 I couldn't date a woman with bodybuilding traps. I guess I'm homophobic.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 12:07 PM (2DOZq)

The last thing you see before you go down on her will be six pack abs that you wish you had. Problematic.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 23, 2021 12:18 PM (5cqeV)

358 Sammich Mel! Do you speak sammich?

Ya nut.

Posted by: Tami at April 23, 2021 12:19 PM (cF8AT)

359 Intelligence is being denigrated by calling it biased? The USA is now as decadent as Aquilonia when Conan showed up.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 23, 2021 12:33 PM (W+kMI)

360 Laurel and Hardy (maybe the Three Stooges) had a schtick in which
they found a dresser too heavy to move, and so took the drawers out -
and stacked them on top of the dresser, which they then moved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2021 11:53 AM (Cudu6)

Somehow I'm thinking Honeymooners. I'm seeing Ralph and Nortin doing that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2021

***

I do believe you're right, Berserker.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at April 23, 2021 12:33 PM (/XOcP)

361 "Syncategorematic" is very much not a made up word. It comes to us from mediaeval philosophy via logic and linguistics. It embodies a very useful semantic distinction. But in order for it to be applicable, it must be the case that "intelligence" be a concept that has no stand-alone meaning but is NECESSARILY only interpretable by reference to its surrounding context. And that's stupid.

Posted by: David Gillies at April 23, 2021 12:48 PM (tjHrt)

362 This creature has written a paper linked on its Twitter account on the Free Energy Principle, a classic example of the academic squid ink that drives large sectors of the "fuzzy subjects" in our colleges.

http://dlvr.it/RkNdgw

For extra credit, and possibly a migraine, look up "Free Energy Principle" on Wikipedia. There are academic careers built around this crap.

Posted by: MW at April 23, 2021 12:50 PM (KXr4W)

363 "operationalization" is used to measure something indirectly in medicine?

The term you're looking for is "proxy marker". That's what we ACTUAL medical science people use in our ACTUAL clinical medicine laboratories.

Posted by: harbqll at April 23, 2021 01:01 PM (qBbz7)

364 Intelligence is Just "The White Man's Mythology"

This reminds me of that Chris Farley's "down by the river" guy's air quotes:

Maybe I'm not "witty". I have no "charm" or "appeal". I'm not "smart" or even "the average". I don't "pee in the potty". I'm not "clean". I don't "smell good". I'm not "polished" or "prepared". I have nothing "interesting to say". I guess I don't "play the game". When I eat, I don't "use silverware" or "wipe my face". I don't "wash afterwards" or even the "next day".

Posted by: CrustyB at April 23, 2021 01:08 PM (qXzGC)

365 So.....13% of all the Jeopardy winners have been blacks??
Didn't think so.

Posted by: Nan G at April 23, 2021 01:13 PM (ReJEd)

366 I pay a quick visit daily some web sites and information sites to read articles or
reviews, except this webpage presents feature based writing.

Posted by: penis at April 23, 2021 01:22 PM (I2+ZO)

367 Way late but I got to say it. Intelligence is certainly a myth to that woman.

Posted by: From that time at April 23, 2021 02:27 PM (1VbWy)

368 syncategorematic is a perfectly cromulent word

Posted by: Don Thornton at April 23, 2021 02:54 PM (NBwzS)

369
Those tranny Jedis by Disney are just fucking Clones. They're not human.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 04:17 PM (FCP94)

370 I challenge her to come over to the School of Science and Engineering. She could get a BS degree to prove her point about intelligence.

Posted by: Igotnothing at April 23, 2021 05:19 PM (xf2hT)

371 Slowly, it dawns on Mel that the only privilege in this world is pretty woman privilege.

Posted by: Igotnothing at April 23, 2021 06:21 PM (xf2hT)

372 This bitch is so stupid that she is a sociology major and lacks the mental acumen to major in the hard sciences. But she can be a vacuous as she wishes, she's surrounded with retarded primates who couldn't make it into the primate wing of the zoo.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at April 23, 2021 08:49 PM (EcD5Y)

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Posted by: Porn Vids at April 26, 2021 01:02 PM (7mSoE)

374 I'm not a grandparent so I don't understand the love a grandparent has
for his or her grandchild. On the other hand, my maternal grandfather
has been gone for 50 years and I still have several photos of him
displayed in our home.

Wow. I'm very sorry for you.

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