Quick Hits: Kabul Motor Pool Edition

If you thought the Matt Gaetz extortion plot couldn't get stranger, think again: an Israeli connection, and Dilbert.

A drunk, whisky swilling John Boehner inserted impromptu, drunken attacks on Ted Cruz when recording the audibook version of some scam book her wrote. Here's an example. Skip to the end to hear the attack.

You know, I used to hear all the time about him slurring his way through a night at a local bar called Ramparts, spilling whisky out of his Bill-Braskey-Sized glass, whispering alcoholic nothings into young women's ears.

Fucking drunk. Not the good kind.


Pence lays groundwork for failed 2024 presidential run.

The man who had his son arrange bribes for him from China continues coddling China while punishing Americans:

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American Airlines now repeats Delta's statement that they don't want your business and they don't want your tax breaks any longer either.

Earlier this morning, the Texas State Senate passed legislation with provisions that limit voting access. To make American's stance clear: We are strongly opposed to this bill and others like it. As a Texas-based business, we must stand up for the rights of our team members and customers who call Texas home, and honor the sacrifices made by generations of Americans to protect and expand the right to vote.

Voting is the hallmark of our democracy, and is the foundation of our great country. We value the democratic process and believe every eligible American should be allowed to exercise their right to vote, no matter which political party or candidate they support.

We acknowledge how difficult this is for many who have fought to secure and exercise their constitutional right to vote. Any legislation dealing with how elections are conducted must ensure ballot integrity and security while making it easier to vote, not harder. At American, we believe we should break down barriers to diversity, equity and inclusion in our society -- not create them.

CNN admits that the goal of stripping our liberties is to then offer us the "carrot" of getting them back... as long as we do what the government says.

Meanwhile: Social Credit Theater.

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I will bet you any amount of money that he claims "Oh right, well this is just my Army (Reserves) training kicking in, I used to ride a bike for the last half mile of a trip when working in the motorpool in Kabul."

Posted by: Ace at 06:26 PM




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1 I can't possibly be first again

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 02, 2021 05:25 PM (3V8QR)

2 I love that the guy decided a picture of him without a shirt was the right call for a business flyer.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 02, 2021 05:27 PM (bm04m)

3 Well I sure as hell ain't furst.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 05:28 PM (axyOa)

4 Sometimes I just need two men...

at at time.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at April 02, 2021 05:28 PM (4qDgd)

5 So Joey Bidet repudiates Jimmy Carter's human rights stance.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 05:29 PM (hbcHg)

6 That can't be Mayo Pete's Bike. It has a seat.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 05:29 PM (2eIk4)

7 That biden cabinet photo and slobbering response made me barf... God help us

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2021 05:29 PM (Zmnko)

8 From the looks of it, Corey is there to work and Craig is there to watch.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 05:30 PM (2eIk4)

9 That biden cabinet photo and slobbering response made me barf... God help us

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2021 05:29 PM (Zmnko)


This.
I was fishing around for the right words to say but this nails it.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 05:30 PM (axyOa)

10 I've become resigned to the inevitable. I'll be out of beer by 9:00.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at April 02, 2021 05:30 PM (4qDgd)

11 Wait...that area code. Those guys are in Montana?

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 05:30 PM (2eIk4)

12 Woopsie

Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 05:31 PM (4qDgd)

13 Anna Rubin is spoofing right?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 05:31 PM (lgiXo)

14 Wow imagine that.

That floor looks like a chess board, such a great metaphor of them being pawns.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 05:31 PM (hbcHg)

15 A Cabinet that looks like AmericaYup. A gaggle of low-IQ imbeciles who can't think for themselves.WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 05:32 PM (HaL55)

16 Corey looks like the Corey from the movie, "I, Tonya."

Posted by: davidt at April 02, 2021 05:32 PM (FDHYR)

17 So sick of covid porn theater

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 02, 2021 05:32 PM (ySQBZ)

18 Buttjuice was a FOBBIT?

Figures.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 05:32 PM (Oglqz)

19 That floor looks like a chess board, such a great metaphor of them being pawns.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 05:31 PM (hbcHg)


You're right...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2021 05:33 PM (Zmnko)

20 I think the airlines want a bailout for all their Covid losses.
So they are kissing the ring.
To hell with them!

Posted by: pj at April 02, 2021 05:33 PM (G1dq6)

21 I've become resigned to the inevitable. I'll be out of beer by 9:00.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at April 02, 2021 05:30 PM (4qDgd)


The spousal unit got me started on reading some great mysteries set in England in the 20's. Every other page mentions a new drink. Gin Ricky's, Sidecar, The French 75, etc.
We need a revival of Roaring 20's drinks.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 05:33 PM (axyOa)

22 I vote for that cabinet picture as the absurdity of the day.

Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 05:33 PM (4qDgd)

23 That's not a Cabinet.

Posted by: Politburo at April 02, 2021 05:34 PM (tRgDY)

24 Cabinet Photo looks more like a Hostage Photo.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 05:34 PM (/dtdy)

25 What would be the difference if the photogs had rifles instead of phones?

zero?

something not zero?

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 05:34 PM (3H9h1)

26 [Poor guys probably had to put a block on David French's number to keep him from calling.]

Erm... you published their number for the Horde.

>>> 11 Wait...that area code. Those guys are in Montana?
Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 05:30 PM (2eIk4)

Heh.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 02, 2021 05:34 PM (b8eqQ)

27 A Caligari cabinet that looks like America. Creepy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2021 05:34 PM (63Dwl)

28 Bitch on CNN needs a lamppost.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 02, 2021 05:35 PM (ufFY8)

29 A Caligari cabinet that looks like America. Creepy.

That's not my America

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2021 05:35 PM (Zmnko)

30 One night in Bangkok makes Hunter Biden humble.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 05:35 PM (hbcHg)

31 Yea, Boehner. There is a reason I don't give a shit about whatever Gaetz is accused of. The entirety of our Government and culture is a broken, corrupt, venal, perverted.

Babylon on the Potomac.

On the bright side, my parental units are in town so I'll be hanging out with them all weekend. It's good to see them. Not youngin's anymore (77-82).

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 02, 2021 05:35 PM (xsMaM)

32 You know, I'm starting to become very comfortable with the idea of my never getting into another airplane as long as I live.

Every single one of these virtue signaling converged oligarch-run "corporations" need to die a quick, extremely painful death.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 02, 2021 05:36 PM (YiTfq)

33 I took it down. It was on twitter already, though.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 05:36 PM (5+1A/)

34 i didn't notice the number.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 05:37 PM (5+1A/)

35 2 I love that the guy decided a picture of him without a shirt was the right call for a business flyer.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official

They don't really say what exactly they'll do either. The no shirt is funny/creepy at the same time.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 05:37 PM (L91dE)

36 They look like hostages.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 05:37 PM (45fpk)

37 A calamari cabinet would excite Kurt Eichmanwald.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 05:37 PM (hbcHg)

38 ok come on the Two Men thing has to be a joke?!?! why is the one dude naked?!?!

also I was gonna send you the Buttigeg thing! too funny

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 05:37 PM (j9HX3)

39 The Gaetz thing really does keep getting weirder and weirder.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 05:37 PM (II3Gr)

40 WOW, that CNN clip makes it clear "How are we going to get them to obey us if they are already free without obeying?"

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2021 05:38 PM (Cus5s)

41 On the airlines, I already didn't like them, so no skin off my nose to never set foot in an airport again.

Posted by: soulpile at April 02, 2021 05:38 PM (VTLGo)

42 aw I'm gonna miss those Two Men now

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 05:38 PM (j9HX3)

43 And the fag's bicycle silliness sums up the left perfectly like it always does. Nothing is real. Global warming and private jets, mail in votes and union votes prohibiting it, etc. Everything is control.

As was pointed out today, they do not care if a white person or conservative points out their hypocrisy.

All they care about is you being dead or, if that doesn't pan out, under their thumb.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at April 02, 2021 05:38 PM (jYrdS)

44 4 hours ago I forgot who or what Gaetz is/was anyway.

Posted by: klaftern at April 02, 2021 05:38 PM (RuIsu)

45 "I'm starting to become very comfortable with the idea of my never getting into another airplane as long as I live. "


I always like to point out that more people that fly on airplanes die in plane crashes than people who don't fly on airplanes.

Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 05:38 PM (4qDgd)

46 A Cabinet that looks like America

Bullshit, asshole. America is not 100% globalist commie scum. I don't fucking care the color of the skin of anyone in your cabinet - I DO care that they, like you, are working with our enemies to destroy what little was left of what made this long-dead Nation great.

Borrowing from Milo... If this is what America looks like, I'm out.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 02, 2021 05:39 PM (YiTfq)

47 SMH - sorry to hear about your problemo. Prunes or Metamucil will fix you right up!!

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 05:40 PM (MVjcR)

48 >> didn't notice the number.


Took me a bit to notice it...but I am blaming Corey for that.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 05:40 PM (iHJ4N)

49 Maybe American and Delta can support the Govt Worker Paycheck and Voting ID Reciprocity Act. If ID isn't required to vote, then it shouldn't be required to cash a govt paycheck. Oh, and no ID should be required for cancelling the direct deposit and getting it mailed to a non-matching address.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 02, 2021 05:40 PM (8AONa)

50 That photo does represent the dementia and mentally ill demographic

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 05:40 PM (2DOZq)

51 That cabinet picture makes me sick, but hey you can have the best people or only the right racial and gender selection but you can't have both.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 05:40 PM (Cxk7w)

52 WOW, that CNN clip makes it clear "How are we going to get them to obey us if they are already free without obeying?"

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2021 05:38 PM (Cus5s)


Dang...they really screwed up on that one.
Hey...Americans will wake up and discover they still have freedoms.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 05:40 PM (axyOa)

53 A cabinet that looks like America

You know. 65% gay and 50% black.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at April 02, 2021 05:41 PM (jYrdS)

54 I wouldn't hire those two guys to smooth silk sheet if they had a hot babe....

Damn...Lost my train of thought.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2021 05:41 PM (R/m4+)

55 I already boycott just about every sportsball.
Now I am going to boycott any corps that use sportsballer for commercials and any that put their stupid sponsor of sportsball logo on packages. I suspect that I will also save quite a bit of money.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 02, 2021 05:41 PM (pw+jk)

56 Until proven otherwise, I'm gonna assume that the FBI is setting up Gaetz.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 05:42 PM (kTF2Z)

57 52 WOW, that CNN clip makes it clear "How are we going to get them to obey us if they are already free without obeying?"

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2021 05:38 PM (Cus5s)


Dang...they really screwed up on that one.
Hey...Americans will wake up and discover they still have freedoms.
Posted by: Diogenes



OBEY

Posted by: They Live! at April 02, 2021 05:42 PM (xsMaM)

58 The spousal unit got me started on reading some great mysteries set in England in the 20's. Every other page mentions a new drink. Gin Ricky's, Sidecar, The French 75, etc.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 05:33 PM


As a former bartender of some renown, I love sharing tidbits of arcane knowledge about obscure cocktails.

The French 75's main ingredients are Cognac and Champaign. Sir Winston Churchill, who was hooked (separately) on both, called it an "odious cocktail".

The more you know ...

Posted by: Alexandria O'Cortez at April 02, 2021 05:42 PM (DMUuz)

59 Maybe American and Delta can support the Govt Worker Paycheck and Voting
ID Reciprocity Act. If ID isn't required to vote, then it shouldn't be
required to cash a govt paycheck.

And if American and Delta don't think it's necessary to show ID to vote, then they should stop requiring ID to fly.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 05:42 PM (45fpk)

60 One of the goals of the DC lockdown/occupation is limiting access to filming things like this SecTrans nonsense, Biden's "press conferences", etc.

Re: China: don't think for a moment that our ruling class wouldn't gladly stuff some of us into camps with organ clinics conveniently co-located. This is EVIL, plain and simple.

Posted by: somedood at April 02, 2021 05:42 PM (qFRAe)

61 >>> The Gaetz thing really does keep getting weirder and weirder.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 05:37 PM (II3Gr)


Remember Russian hookers in pee parties, for months and years? Just because something is stupid and crazy and obviously false doesn't mean it won't be successfully used to destroy someone. Anyone. This is just like every crazy thing full-on Communist states say about the enemies they target for destruction

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2021 05:42 PM (8LZuO)

62 Last time I flew American and Delta, I had to show my ID three times.
Eff 'em.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 05:42 PM (axyOa)

63 I used to think stuff like Metamucil and Miralax was for old people and then I found out it really is.

Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 05:43 PM (4qDgd)

64 Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 05:42 PM (45fpk)

How can they force you to show ID to fly? Shouldn't flying be EASIER?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2021 05:43 PM (oHd/0)

65 >>WOW, that CNN clip makes it clear "How are we going to get them to obey us if they are already free without obeying?"


'Did I say that out loud?'

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 05:43 PM (c16PF)

66 WW is making brownies!

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 05:43 PM (MVjcR)

67 Does a gay bear go for another bear? Montana may be an exception.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 05:44 PM (2DOZq)

68 And if American and Delta don't think it's necessary to show ID to vote, then they should stop requiring ID to fly.
Posted by: grammie winger at A

There you go being all logical and stuff. We can't have that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 05:44 PM (L91dE)

69 A cabinet that looks like America

You know. 65% gay and 50% black.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at April 02, 2021 05:41 PM (jYrdS)
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You forgot the walking freakshow part.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 05:44 PM (WGara)

70 Until proven otherwise, I'm gonna assume that the FBI is setting up Gaetz.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 05:42 PM (kTF2Z)

Pretty much where I am on this too.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 02, 2021 05:44 PM (YiTfq)

71 Correction: fudge.

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 05:44 PM (MVjcR)

72 WW is making brownies!
Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 05:43 PM


* thumps tail *

Posted by: WD at April 02, 2021 05:45 PM (DMUuz)

73 WW is making brownies!

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 05:43 PM (MVjcR)


I'll trade three snickerdoodles for on of those brownies!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 05:45 PM (axyOa)

74 How can they force you to show ID to fly? Shouldn't flying be EASIER?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2021 05:43 PM (oHd/0)


Absolutely. Why should they be stricter than their own government?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 05:45 PM (45fpk)

75 I'm sure that the DOJ and FIB are setting Gaetz up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 02, 2021 05:45 PM (pw+jk)

76 Metamucil, Buttkreig, and fudge in the same thread..

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 05:46 PM (hbcHg)

77 Matt Gaetz extortion plot couldn't get stranger, think again: an Israeli connection, and Dilbert.


==

yeah, strange. but you know what ? that pee-pee dossier was awfully strange too.

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2021 05:46 PM (Q9SFr)

78 Correction: fudge.

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 05:44 PM (MVjcR)


Damn!
You drive a hard bargain.
OK...4 snickerdoodles. And I'll throw in five .308 rounds.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 05:46 PM (axyOa)

79 Diogenes, i'm in.

Posted by: Funsize at April 02, 2021 05:46 PM (EiPf6)

80 WW is making brownies!
Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 05:43 PM (MVjcR)

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Special brownies? Partay at Weasel's house!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 05:46 PM (kTF2Z)

81 "Fucking drunk. Not the good kind."

There is no good kind of drunk.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at April 02, 2021 05:46 PM (qpX6U)

82 I'm sure that the DOJ and FIB are setting Gaetz up.

De Santis is next

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2021 05:47 PM (Zmnko)

83 Hey, Weasel, do you know who it would be really great to see a clip of on Sunday evening's Thread?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2021 05:47 PM (DMUuz)

84 I hate recycled airplane air. always full of bugs and viruses.

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2021 05:47 PM (Q9SFr)

85 The Cabinet photo and Mayor Pete.

This administration exemplifies all left-wing administrations - all style and no substance.

Posted by: Marty at April 02, 2021 05:47 PM (mSlty)

86 No fudge for any of you! Mine! All mine!

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 05:47 PM (MVjcR)

87 TOO DRUNK TO FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=l7TWLxCIgwE

Posted by: DEAD KENNEDYS at April 02, 2021 05:48 PM (c16PF)

88 I'm sure that the DOJ and FIB are setting Gaetz up.



De Santis is next
Yes, I'm sure that is correct.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 02, 2021 05:48 PM (pw+jk)

89 Pete Bootygig is the Rosie Ruiz of Ben Shapiros.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2021 05:48 PM (rFIOB)

90 American airlines got 61 million from the first covid bill. They can go piss up a rope.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 05:48 PM (2cmKv)

91 Live by the optics die by the optics you Demoncrat turds.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 05:48 PM (hbcHg)

92 No fudge for any of you! Mine! All mine!

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 05:47 PM (MVjcR)
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You're a happy miser.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 05:48 PM (WGara)

93 83 Hey, Weasel, do you know who it would be really great to see a clip of on Sunday evening's Thread?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2021 05:47 PM (DMUuz)
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Let me see if I can't put something together!

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 05:48 PM (MVjcR)

94 And biden asks 'Who are all these people?'

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2021 05:48 PM (0OP+5)

95 Aoc, IIRC the french 75 is gin, champagne, and lemon.

Posted by: Funsize at April 02, 2021 05:48 PM (EiPf6)

96 Damn!
You drive a hard bargain.
OK...4 snickerdoodles. And I'll throw in five .308 rounds.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 05:46 PM


As Weasel's self-appointed agent, we want a box of LR primers, preferably CCI.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2021 05:49 PM (DMUuz)

97 95 Aoc, IIRC the french 75 is gin, champagne, and lemon.


oooh I like the sound of that

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 05:49 PM (j9HX3)

98 >>Correction: fudge.


Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Posted by: Rachel Levine at April 02, 2021 05:49 PM (c16PF)

99 This administration exemplifies all left-wing administrations - all style and no substance.
Posted by: Marty at April 02, 2021 05:47 PM (mSlty)

Fake and gay. All of it.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 02, 2021 05:49 PM (YiTfq)

100 46 A Cabinet that looks like America


faux bois

Posted by: shep at April 02, 2021 05:49 PM (6iURM)

101 Got some Orange Crush...debating putting liquor in it...suggestions?

Posted by: BignJames at April 02, 2021 05:49 PM (AwYPR)

102 DeSantis needs to assume that everyone, including Mrs. DeSantis, the family pooch, their waiter at any restaurant they visit . . . EVERYONE is wearing a wire.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 02, 2021 05:50 PM (8AONa)

103 Live by the optics die by the optics you Demoncrat turds.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 05:48 PM (hbcHg)

Let's not kid ourselves. Less than 10% of Americans will ever see any of this - and of that, about half will swoon with glee.

We are an almost unbelievably stupid and un-serious country.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 02, 2021 05:50 PM (YiTfq)

104
Got some Orange Crush...debating putting liquor in it...suggestions?

Posted by: BignJames at April 02, 2021 05:49 PM (AwYPR)


Oh that stuff is nasty!!

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 05:51 PM (45fpk)

105 Damn!
You drive a hard bargain.
OK...4 snickerdoodles. And I'll throw in five .308 rounds.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 05:46 PM

As Weasel's self-appointed agent, we want a box of LR primers, preferably CCI.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2021 05:49 PM (DMUuz)

Hmmm...then that'll be two pieces of fudge and the half empty box of oreo's Weasel keeps stashed on the tractor.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 05:51 PM (axyOa)

106 No fudge for any of you! Mine! All mine!
Posted by: Weasel
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKMNPQ35OUc

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 05:51 PM (Oglqz)

107 CNN video oopsie-

This is my shocked face.

Posted by: Norman Spiny at April 02, 2021 05:52 PM (68uBc)

108 CNN video oopsie-

This is my shocked face.
Posted by: Norman Spiny at April 02, 2021 05:52 PM (68uBc)

Yeah, kinda hard to believe they let that one get out there. Only upside for them - it was on Fredo's show on CNN so almost nobody saw it live.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 02, 2021 05:53 PM (YiTfq)

109 how bout them Cubs.

Posted by: chango lot at April 02, 2021 05:53 PM (g741k)

110 As a former bartender of some renown, I love sharing tidbits of arcane knowledge about obscure cocktails.

The French 75's main ingredients are Cognac and Champaign. Sir Winston Churchill, who was hooked (separately) on both, called it an "odious cocktail".

The more you know ...
Posted by: Alexandria O'Cortez at April 02, 2021 05:42 PM (DMUuz)

You were never a bartender let alone one of renown you dumbass whore! Now take off your top and show us your puddle dippers or shut the f up!

Posted by: DitkaCA at April 02, 2021 05:53 PM (kVjCi)

111 "...when working in the motorpool in Kabul."
(T)wink, (T)wink....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 02, 2021 05:54 PM (7bRMQ)

112 Christopher Walken is . . . Percy Schmeiser?

Hmmmm, I did NOT see that coming.

Percy was a farmer who won a big case against The Evil Monsanto Seed Empire in 2004 in the Supreme Court of America's Hat*:

https://youtu.be/PVK_Ol3VFa0

*AKA, Canada.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 05:54 PM (i4CI5)

113 Ok, for one piece of fudge I'll give you an internet voucher, a TV remote, a broken paddleball game, and this piece of string.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 05:54 PM (kTF2Z)

114 Tests my clout with Weasel. Weasel, may I have small piece of your fudge.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 05:54 PM (2cmKv)

115
As to flying, I avoid. I saw a clickbait site about the greatest natural attraction in each state and realized I had seen about 20% of them - each and every one phenomenal, all within a few hours driving time.

Fvck the airlines, fvck Europe, fvck the lines, the ID, all the bullshit.

I'm gonna get in my car and hit Ocracoke and have some beer at Howard's Pub. Then take the ferry back to Hatteras and fall asleep in the car with the moonroof open.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 02, 2021 05:54 PM (N/gDA)

116 101 Got some Orange Crush...debating putting liquor in it...suggestions?

Posted by: BignJames at April 02, 2021 05:49 PM (AwYPR)


Vodka and a splash of lemon juice.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 02, 2021 05:54 PM (DTX3h)

117 According to the Bartender's Guide, a French 75 is 1 jigger of gin, 1/2 jigger lemon juice, 1 tsp powdered sugar, pour into tall glass 1/2 filled with ice, fill the rest of the way with chilled champagne.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 05:54 PM (WGara)

118 We had different norms. Ah, good times.

Posted by: Zombie Pol Pot at April 02, 2021 05:54 PM (W4eKo)

119 I'm sticking with Fresca and Ouzo

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 05:55 PM (6iURM)

120 Fvck the airlines, fvck Europe, fvck the lines, the ID, all the bullshit.

*******

I've become the human embodiment of the Fuck It Cat over this shitshow.

Fuck this, fuck that, fuck this too, fuck that over there, fuck it all fuckity fuck.

Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at April 02, 2021 05:56 PM (tScJE)

121 Oh that stuff is nasty!!

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 05:51 PM (45fpk)

That's why I'm puttin' liquor in it....can't drink this stuff straight.

Posted by: BignJames at April 02, 2021 05:56 PM (AwYPR)

122 If you want fudge you will need one of those new USB-F ports.

Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 05:56 PM (4qDgd)

123 "120 Fvck the airlines, fvck Europe, fvck the lines, the ID, all the bullshit.

*******

I've become the human embodiment of the Fuck It Cat over this shitshow.

Fuck this, fuck that, fuck this too, fuck that over there, fuck it all fuckity fuck.

Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at April 02, 2021 05:56 PM (tScJE) "


These !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2021 05:56 PM (K65Kq)

124 Ok, for one piece of fudge I'll give you an internet voucher, a TV remote, a broken paddleball game, and this piece of string.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 05:54 PM (kTF2Z)

Dude, I'm telling ya, you're gonna have to part with a few ampersands.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 05:57 PM (axyOa)

125 I think a recipe for Mr Pibb and Pruno is in the AOS Cookbook

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 05:57 PM (qxpAF)

126 114 Tests my clout with Weasel. Weasel, may I have small piece of your fudge.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 05:54 PM (2cmKv)
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I'll run the whole pan right down to you!!

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 05:57 PM (MVjcR)

127 Fudge and primers - where do I sign up?

Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 05:57 PM (n46e7)

128 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

And half a roll of duct tape.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 05:57 PM (kTF2Z)

129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKMNPQ35OUc
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 05:51 PM (Oglqz)
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Exactly!

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 05:58 PM (MVjcR)

130 I'm seriously considering getting my pilots license. Faster, fun, easy. Or driving. No TSA, no lines, no BS from the asshole airlines.
Or the car.
Being retired, I can go when I want, where I want.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 05:59 PM (axyOa)

131 I'm upping the bid to 50 rounds 30-06.

Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 05:59 PM (4qDgd)

132 Got some Orange Crush...debating putting liquor in it...suggestions?

Posted by: BignJames at April 02, 2021 05:49 PM (AwYPR)


Oh that stuff is nasty!!
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 05:51 PM (45fpk)

Gin, probably would work. wouldn't want something too sweet like Rum, and whiskey seems a bit off for it.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2021 05:59 PM (eoQWY)

133 Happy Friday evening all.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at April 02, 2021 05:59 PM (gAFsE)

134 if it's nasty, put rum in it

that's my rule

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 05:59 PM (j9HX3)

135 I'm sticking with Fresca and Ouzo

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 05:55 PM (6iURM)

Whoa...hmmm...wait a minute...

Posted by: BignJames at April 02, 2021 05:59 PM (AwYPR)

136 Exactly!
Posted by: Weasel
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lol
That's what popped into my head when I read your comment.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 06:00 PM (Oglqz)

137
Last time I flew American and Delta, I had to show my ID three times.

Eff 'em.


That seems ripe for a lawsuit. A big, nasty, hairy lawsuit that can't be ignored or swept away by PROGDA.

Imagine if you will a guy who puts up a stink about having to show ID to get on a plane. A. Big. Stink. Yelling and stuff like that there. "Why do I have to show any ID to fly?" and refusing to move. Loud enough and every smartphone camera in the place would be pointed at the fracas within seconds. Odds are the truth would get out, but maybe not by much.
Time to start pushing back like our enemies would push back.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 06:00 PM (HaL55)

138 Weasel, Thank you. I'll send the fifty by overnight mail.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 06:00 PM (2cmKv)

139 Aoc, IIRC the french 75 is gin, champagne, and lemon.
oooh I like the sound of that
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2021 05:49 PM


That variant is poorly regarded by all right-thinking connoisseurs (and honestly, who knows more about right thinking than moi?). And if you're going to get pedantic, don't forget the simple syrup.

Posted by: Alexandria O'Cortez at April 02, 2021 06:00 PM (DMUuz)

140 The Lt Gen of TX has told American to fuck off. His name is Dan Patrick. Would someone else go to his twatter account and see if a) the account is accessible, and b) if the statement is there?? When I tried re-accessing a twatt linking to the statement and then tried accessing the LG's account separately, I got a "something happened, try again" message for both but someone else at the HQ said he could access the original tweet by a guy named Svitak. (A Patrick too.)

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 06:00 PM (1yPl/)

141 I'm sticking with Fresca and Ouzo

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 05:55 PM (6iURM)

Unsolicited opinion: Ouzo is foul. Also grappa.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at April 02, 2021 06:00 PM (gAFsE)

142 I've told this story before. At an all hands IT meeting the CIO said we need to make our organization look like our customer base. Since our customer base was 85% white and our IT department was about 65% white, I asked which minority team members he was going let go in order to look like our customer base.

After the hemming and hawing he said they are studying the issue. F*ing virtual signaling dick.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 02, 2021 06:00 PM (3aUKL)

143 Look. I'd like to share the fudge. I really would. But there just have to be people with fudge (me) and people without fudge (you).

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 06:00 PM (MVjcR)

144 Praise Allah for President Biden ................

Posted by: James at April 02, 2021 06:01 PM (JLQTf)

145 Workday is finally over, and I did nothing all day. Well, posted some stupid shit here, but that's par for the course.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 02, 2021 06:01 PM (SchxB)

146 You can put Orange Crush in your vodka to make an Orange Lush.

Posted by: Hillary at April 02, 2021 06:01 PM (4qDgd)

147 Weasel her to leave those brownies in just a little to long to burn /crisp the edges

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 06:01 PM (Cxk7w)

148 What a messed up country we live in, do we have a new name for it yet?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2021 06:02 PM (r+sAi)

149 lol Blanco.

Join the club.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 06:02 PM (Oglqz)

150 Bourbon goes great in Sundrop. I would assume it would be equally delicious in Orange Crush.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at April 02, 2021 06:03 PM (jYrdS)

151 What a messed up country we live in, do we have a new name for it yet?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2021 06:02 PM (r+sAi)
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Bidenstan?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 06:03 PM (WGara)

152 Office was closed today-- Good Friday. Dunno why they call it that, the dude got crucified, would have thought it'd be Bad Friday.

Anyway, I got the lawn done a day early.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at April 02, 2021 06:03 PM (gAFsE)

153 I'm seriously considering getting my pilots license. Faster, fun, easy. Or driving. No TSA, no lines, no BS from the asshole airlines.
Or the car. Being retired, I can go when I want, where I want.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 05:59 PM


Cool when you do, would you mind flying to Jamaica, picking up a bale of... hay, that's right, flying just above the waves, and bringing it back to my hood?

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 02, 2021 06:03 PM (N/gDA)

154 Look. I'd like to share the fudge. I really would. But there just have to be people with fudge (me) and people without fudge (you).

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 06:00 PM (MVjcR)


Okay....but...mmmmm. These snickerdoodles sure are good!
**waves a fresh hot one under the USB port**

Mmmm...mmmm!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 06:03 PM (axyOa)

155 According to the Bartender's Guide, a French 75 is 1 jigger of gin, 1/2 jigger lemon juice, 1 tsp powdered sugar, pour into tall glass 1/2 filled with ice, fill the rest of the way with chilled champagne.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 05:54 PM (WGara)

Concur.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2021 06:03 PM (R/m4+)

156 Snickerdoodle sounds like a new kind of dog breed.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2021 06:03 PM (sd8p8)

157 147 Weasel her to leave those brownies in just a little to long to burn /crisp the edges
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 06:01 PM (Cxk7w
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Great suggestion!

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 06:03 PM (MVjcR)

158 Harris doing such a great job at the border that it would make Chi Guevara proud...........

Posted by: James at April 02, 2021 06:04 PM (JLQTf)

159 Weasel, you are setting yourself for one helluva sunday night thread.

Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:04 PM (n46e7)

160 What a messed up country we live in, do we have a new name for it yet?

*

Absolutely

The United States of America.

All capitalized, and all one individual unit.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at April 02, 2021 06:04 PM (jYrdS)

161 "Weasel her to leave those brownies in just a little to long to burn /crisp the edges"

And describe them to us as you consume them with milk.

Posted by: a food masochist at April 02, 2021 06:04 PM (4qDgd)

162 Bidenstan?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 06:03 PM (WGara)

Bisonopolis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjogCytzX0s

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at April 02, 2021 06:04 PM (gAFsE)

163 Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 06:00 PM (1yP

I wasn't a big Dan Patrick fan when he was a conservative radio pundit but he's been excellent as the Lt Governor.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 06:05 PM (2DOZq)

164 Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:04 PM (n46e7)
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You could be right!

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 06:05 PM (MVjcR)

165 Fudge!

Posted by: Ralphie at April 02, 2021 06:05 PM (kTF2Z)

166 Major's fudge is free, but that mean Jen Psaki says I can't eat it. I'm going to ask for a second opinion from Dr. Jill. She knows her stuff.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 02, 2021 06:05 PM (H5knJ)

167 Moonshine and Sundrop were made for each other.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2021 06:05 PM (89T5c)

168 According to the Bartender's Guide, a French 75 is 1 jigger of gin, 1/2 jigger lemon juice, 1 tsp powdered sugar, pour into tall glass 1/2 filled with ice, fill the rest of the way with chilled champagne.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 05:54 PM (WGara)

Concur.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2021 06:03 PM (R/m4+)

seems a little light on the French aspect. Champaign and Cognac seems more on theme.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2021 06:06 PM (eoQWY)

169 I'm sure that the DOJ and FIB are setting Gaetz up.
De Santis is next
Yes, I'm sure that is correct.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 02, 2021 05:48 PM (pw+jk)


I know, let's ask Andy McCarthy about the integrity of the rank and file FIB!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 06:06 PM (hOUT3)

170 Snickerdoodle sounds like a new kind of dog breed.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2021 06:03 PM (sd8p

Slobberdoodle.....mastiff/poodle.

Posted by: BignJames at April 02, 2021 06:06 PM (AwYPR)

171 Join the club.

You have a reason. I'm just lazy.

Driving to Mesa now, see you later.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 02, 2021 06:07 PM (SchxB)

172 According to the Bartender's Guide, a French 75 is 1 jigger of gin, 1/2 jigger lemon juice, 1 tsp powdered sugar, pour into tall glass 1/2 filled with ice, fill the rest of the way with chilled champagne.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 05:54 PM (WGara)

Sounds really racist to me.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 06:07 PM (2DOZq)

173 What kind of weird connections does Scott Adams have? Are people using him as the new Drudge?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2021 06:07 PM (iQdtP)

174 Sundrop +moonshine + 2 Cherries + 1 tablespoon of the red cherry syrup

Holy moly

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at April 02, 2021 06:07 PM (jYrdS)

175 So lets say you get the vaccine, and then months later you get covid and die.

Is that a vaccine caused death? vaccine related?

Would you have died if you had not had the vaccine?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 06:08 PM (SM0eZ)

176 seems a little light on the French aspect. Champaign and Cognac seems more on theme.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2021 06:06 PM (eoQWY)
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According to the Guide, substituting brandy would make it a French 125.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 06:09 PM (WGara)

177 I wasn't a big Dan Patrick fan when he was a conservative radio pundit but he's been excellent as the Lt Governor

I take it that's not the former sports reporter dude?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 06:09 PM (HaL55)

178 Is that a vaccine caused death? vaccine related?

Would you have died if you had not had the vaccine?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 06:08 PM (SM0eZ)

It's important that you have confidence in the vaccine, Citizen Unit.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at April 02, 2021 06:09 PM (gAFsE)

179 Bootygig just has to get his butt cheeks warmed up before a long day at the orifice.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

180
I ordered My Pillows a few weeks ago.
Today I got this:

Dear MyPillow Customer,

Due to a nationwide foam shortage caused by unprecedented weather in Texas and other southern states, MyPillow is experiencing extreme manufacturing delays.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 06:09 PM (vw+Q6)

181 I think I know why them big standard (not automatic) poodles bite sometimes. They know their hairdo looks stoopid.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2021 06:09 PM (0OP+5)

182
Here's one thing you can count on: every Republican knows that no Republican has a chance in a general election. Ever again. Any Republican pretending to run for President is running a grift.

That said, I'd rather drill two holes in my dick, so that whenever I pee it sprays in all different directions, than vote for Mike Pence.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2021 06:09 PM (Uh2oA)

183 What a messed up country we live in, do we have a new name for it yet?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2021 06:02 PM (r+sAi)
.......

Kamalalawakanda

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

184 All this baking talk, I just mixed some roll out cookie dough. Just almond flavoring. I will unleash the child on it with colorful sugar later.

Posted by: Funsize at April 02, 2021 06:10 PM (EiPf6)

185 In Re: Airlines don't have a choice about serving airports. They are that regulated. More hot air than 747 generates.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors White Man: Threat or Menace? This Year Only! at April 02, 2021 06:10 PM (s+u6b)

186 That said, I'd rather drill two holes in my dick, so that whenever I pee it sprays in all different directions, than vote for Mike Pence.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2021 06:09 PM (Uh2oA)

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That's...graphic.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 06:10 PM (kTF2Z)

187 Murdick's Fudge from Oak Bluffs, Martha's Vineyard.
*mike drop*

Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:11 PM (n46e7)

188 was on Chartreuse and Tab

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 06:11 PM (6iURM)

189 That said, I'd rather drill two holes in my dick, so that whenever I pee it sprays in all different directions, than vote for Mike Pence.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2021 06:09 PM (Uh2oA)
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Someone's been watching "Team America".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 06:11 PM (WGara)

190 Scott Adams is an idiot. He actually stated this week that no one (re:George Floyd) would take Fentanyl knowingly, unprescribed.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 02, 2021 06:11 PM (AD3JT)

191 Pence is dreaming if he thinks he has a chance of being Pres. Of course that's if the Democrats or even the GOPe doesn't cheat on the election.

The true target of our future will be revealed in the 2022 race. If that too shows any signs of fraud/cheating then we can count on it happening in 2024 and then perhaps Pence will be able to call himself President. He'll never be a real one.

I think he knows it but there's money to be made by running for President due to the election rules on where the donations can go and how they can be doled out after someone stops running. Lots of political hay can be made if your donations are high enough and of course the corps will make sure there's lots there to dole out.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 06:11 PM (ZLL8y)

192 Soothsayer, did you use Poso's promo code?

Posted by: Funsize at April 02, 2021 06:12 PM (EiPf6)

193 How is Petey riding his bike, followed by 2 hulking SUVs saving any energy? That they would even think this is a photo op worth conjuring up is mind bogling.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at April 02, 2021 06:12 PM (99Nt9)

194 In Re: Airlines don't have a choice about serving airports. They are that regulated. More hot air than 747 generates.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors White Man: Threat or Menace? This Year Only! at April 02, 2021 06:10 PM (s+u6b)

Yes, but a lot of people in the virtue signaling circle jerk don't know that.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at April 02, 2021 06:12 PM (gAFsE)

195

SOURCE: President Biden's dog, Major, is only aggressive (barking, growling, and biting) against black people. White House staff believes Major to be a "racist" dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2021 06:13 PM (63Dwl)

196 A friend brought me some fudge at Christmas. That stuff was so hard a jackhammer couldn't break it. I could use it as a hammer.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 06:13 PM (2cmKv)

197 5 So Joey Bidet repudiates Jimmy Carter's human rights stance.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 05:29 PM (hbcHg)

Thanks to Obumbles (who got less votes than Bidet) and Bidet, I am now only the third worst president in living (or unliving in Bidet's case) memory!

Posted by: Carter, what lives in fear of the returning rabbit at April 02, 2021 06:13 PM (Ojki1)

198 I wasn't a big Dan Patrick fan when he was a conservative radio pundit but he's been excellent as the Lt Governor

I take it that's not the former sports reporter dude?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 06:09 PM (HaL5

No , not the same person. Just a side note that in Texas the Lt Governor has as much behind the curtain power as the Governor if not more.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 06:13 PM (2DOZq)

199 That said, I'd rather drill two holes in my dick, so that whenever I pee it sprays in all different directions,
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2021 06:09 PM


* fistbump *

Posted by: HRH Prince Albert at April 02, 2021 06:14 PM (DMUuz)

200 Mike Pence is a joke. He inherits the hatred of Trump by the left, so there's no crossover vote, he doesn't have a populist bone in his body, so there's no apolitical blue collar types pulling the lever for him, social conservatives haven't trusted him since Indiana's RFRA stumble, and Trump's most ardent voters despise him. He make's Jeb! look like a sexual Tyrannosaurus.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 02, 2021 06:14 PM (H5knJ)

201 Scott Adams is an idiot. He actually stated this week that no one (re:George Floyd) would take Fentanyl knowingly, unprescribed.
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 02, 2021 06:11 PM (AD3JT)

Now that is a dumb ass... People are out there soaking in the stuff.

Scott Adams must live under a rock or he is a communist.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2021 06:15 PM (R/m4+)

202 I'm just grateful the Mean Tweets have stopped.

Posted by: Mike Pence at April 02, 2021 06:15 PM (W4eKo)

203 I think he knows it but there's money to be made by running for President due to the election rules on where the donations can go and how they can be doled out after someone stops running. Lots of political hay can be made if your donations are high enough and of course the corps will make sure there's lots there to dole out.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 06:11 PM (ZLL8y)


Why it is almost like politicians wrote the campaign finance laws!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 06:15 PM (hOUT3)

204 I'd rather drill two holes in my dick, so that whenever I pee it sprays in all different directions,

==

Iiiiinteresting.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at April 02, 2021 06:15 PM (Q9SFr)

205 There is no substance on the planet someone isn't taking beyond recommendations or need

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 06:16 PM (Cxk7w)

206 Correction: fudge.
Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 05:44 PM (MVjcR)

Even better, YUM!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at April 02, 2021 06:16 PM (99Nt9)

207 So Scott Adams is tied to a foreign intelligence service? That's quite interesting.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 02, 2021 06:16 PM (DXFDM)

208 I'm advocating for a few trays of brownies from the House of Weasel to be driven to the Texas Mo Meet, as part of the Combat Loadout of the Weaselmobile.

And I'll step up and bring a like quantity of Chocolate Chip Cookies. And I'll make up a good sized pot of Pinto Beans, Bacon and Seasonings.

I think I'll also bring a folding chaise lounge, anticipating the incipient Food Coma which is likely to occur. I'll be tucked over there in the Geezer Corner at the TxMoMeet.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2021 06:16 PM (QzJWU)

209 That stuff was so hard a jackhammer couldn't break it. I could use it as a hammer.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 06:13 PM (2cmKv)


Are you sure that was a friend?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 06:16 PM (hOUT3)

210 #187: Murdick's Fudge is Mackinac Island, all other locations are cheap satellites

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors White Man: Threat or Menace? This Year Only! at April 02, 2021 06:16 PM (M3+If)

211 So we've got this big asshole Bootygiggle and that other weird fuck Richard Levine that calls himself Rachel. Brain damaged Joe and Kamalama ding dong the laughing hyena.
What other nauseating creeps are hanging out in DC these days I can't imagine.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

212 Sebastian Melmoth @ 198- I just now looked outside, and yep, my Dan Patrick for Lt. Governor sign is still up.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2021 06:17 PM (0OP+5)

213 Pence? No.

Posted by: CN at April 02, 2021 06:18 PM (ONvIw)

214 I always pass out while drilling the first hole in my dick

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 06:18 PM (6iURM)

215 No , not the same person. Just a side note that in Texas the Lt
Governor has as much behind the curtain power as the Governor if not
more.

I hope he wields it in an appropriately Constitutional manner. And by "Constitutional" I mean the Great State of Texas' Constitution, not the national that's currently being vigorously ignored by the very people who should be applying it as it's written.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 06:18 PM (HaL55)

216 Hrothgar, I thought so but I may have to re-evaluate.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 06:18 PM (2cmKv)

217
did you use Poso's promo code?
Posted by: Funsize


No, I was not aware.
I just used the promo code on the website to get the discount they show on the website.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 06:18 PM (vw+Q6)

218 How is Petey riding his bike, followed by 2 hulking SUVs saving any energy? That they would even think this is a photo op worth conjuring up is mind bogling.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at April 02, 2021 06:12 PM (99Nt9)
.......

Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

219 56 Until proven otherwise, I'm gonna assume that the FBI is setting up Gaetz.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 05:42 PM (kTF2Z)

Absolutely.

Posted by: CN at April 02, 2021 06:19 PM (ONvIw)

220 190 Scott Adams is an idiot. He actually stated this week that no one (re:George Floyd) would take Fentanyl knowingly, unprescribed.
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 02, 2021 06:11 PM (AD3JT)

There is idiot and retard. Adams is retard.

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 06:19 PM (Ojki1)

221 For thirty pieces of silver...

Posted by: Mike Pence at April 02, 2021 06:19 PM (W4eKo)

222 Those texts between scott adams and the consular are hinky as fuck.

Posted by: Funsize at April 02, 2021 06:19 PM (EiPf6)

223 0 I'm seriously considering getting my pilots license. Faster, fun, easy. Or driving. No TSA, no lines, no BS from the asshole airlines.
Or the car.
Being retired, I can go when I want, where I want.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021

What kind of plane are you thinking of? A little piper? I want a King Air

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 06:20 PM (L91dE)

224 Joe and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pale of money
Joe fell down and broke his crown
and Jill kept all the honey

Posted by: Muldoon, NOT at April 02, 2021 06:20 PM (RuqNP)

225 I'll be tucked over there in the Geezer Corner at the TxMoMeet.
Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2021 06:16 PM


I hear that'll be located next to the Horse Trailer Of Some Notoriety in the middle of midway this year.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2021 06:20 PM (DMUuz)

226 I can't possibly be first again
Posted by: screaming in digital

Lookitchoo !

Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 06:20 PM (arJlL)

227 Murdick's Fudge is Mackinac Island, all other locations are cheap satellites



Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors White Man: Threat
or Menace? This Year Only! at April 02, 2021 06:16 PM (M3+If)


Yeah you're right. Mackinac Island fudge. None can top.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 06:21 PM (45fpk)

228 Not one Pence, not even a half-pence.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 06:21 PM (2cmKv)

229 Did anyone see any actual press pics of Boot-Edge-Edge (oh, I miss him so!) riding his bike? I'm wondering if they realized they got busted and scrapped the photo-op.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 02, 2021 06:21 PM (AD3JT)

230 Soothsayer or whoever wants, jack posobiec was trying to help out the my pillow guy by pushing a 60% off code, its "poso". In case anyone wants. I am not affiliated in any way, just happened to see it on twatter.

Posted by: Funsize at April 02, 2021 06:21 PM (EiPf6)

231
Well, I dunno.
Scott Adams knows a bit about Fentanyl and it's a personal issue with him -- his stepson died from chinese Fentanyl.

Scott is a shit-head, but his point about Fentanyl is it's an additive that drug dealers put in their product, not a standalone drug.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 06:22 PM (vw+Q6)

232 Mikey NTH, you are right. That's where we order the stuff off-season.
However, would you rather be on Martha's Vineyard in July on Circuit Ave. or in *gulp* Wisconsin (or wherever the heck Mackinac is at)?

Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:22 PM (n46e7)

233 Hrothgar, I thought so but I may have to re-evaluate.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 06:18 PM (2cmKv)


Ben Had, a great man and a great American once said "Trust but verify!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 06:22 PM (hOUT3)

234 So I came up with a great retort for people who want to ban plastics, especially "single use" (a nonsense term.)

Notice that these are the same people who drool over k-cups. I don't do that shit. Mostly because I am cheap, but also because there is something comforting about the ritual of making a pot of coffee. Coffee should be made in pots, not out of instant disposable contraptions. Japan has their tea ceremony, England has their pot of tea, and American has it's bunn. (or percolator, or Mr. coffee, or those aluminum hexagon (the bestagon) things all the dago grandmothers use.) But always a pot. I'll even make an allowance for espresso, but not that starbucks coffee flavored milkshake crap. Pots people. not k-cups.

Anyway, I agree to give up my plastic bags and straws when these assholes give up their k-cups.

(It could be I am ranting again. Why to you people put up with me.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2021 06:22 PM (SM0eZ)

235 Was Buttiegieg wearing spandex for his photo op?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 06:23 PM (lgiXo)

236 Pence ran an "Election Integrity Commission" Does it look like he's a competent person? After this past disaster? Go away Tup-Pence

Posted by: CN at April 02, 2021 06:23 PM (ONvIw)

237 Joe and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pale of money
Joe fell down and broke his crown
........

and his hip
bled from the eyeball
vapor locked
and Doctor Jill said fuck, whatever.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

238
Maybe I should run for the GOP nom. My campaign will be "Look, I have no chance and this whole thing is a scam so my family can shit in high cotton forever once I'm dead. But at least I'm being honest about it."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2021 06:23 PM (Uh2oA)

239
Back in the 80's, coke dealers would "stomp" on their cocaine with a "cutting" additive similar to coke in appearance. Nocitol, I think?

So they "cut" the coke with this shit resulting in a diluted drug, but it was harmless.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 06:24 PM (vw+Q6)

240 They are that person in the bunker that won't shut up.

Posted by: Muldoon, NOT at April 02, 2021 06:24 PM (RuqNP)

241 What kind of plane are you thinking of? A little piper? I want a King Air
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 06:20 PM (L91dE)
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Either a Stearman or a T-28. Or both.

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 06:24 PM (MVjcR)

242 I always pass out while drilling the first hole in my dick
Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 06:18 PM


The first cut is the deepest.

Posted by: P.P. Arnold at April 02, 2021 06:24 PM (DMUuz)

243
Thanks, Funsize.

I like Mike Lindell.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 06:24 PM (vw+Q6)

244 Mayor of South Bend, Indiana. Climate expert, genius, fag.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

245 I couldn't stand Boehner when he had power. He's a kaboom Dean Martin.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 06:25 PM (v16oJ)

246 They are that person in the bunker that won't shut up.
Posted by: Muldoon, NOT at April 02, 2021 06:24 PM (RuqNP)


Where's your mask!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 06:26 PM (hOUT3)

247 Pence is going nowhere. He burned a lot of bridges with a lot of voters. He offers nothing. But hey, go for it Mike. Voting means nothing, so knock yourself out if you so desire.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2021 06:27 PM (O+I8R)

248 Maybe I should run for the GOP nom. My campaign will be "Look, I have no chance and this whole thing is a scam so my family can shit in high cotton forever once I'm dead. But at least I'm being honest about it."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2021 06:23 PM (Uh2oA)

That is just crazy enough to work. DO EET!!

Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 06:27 PM (OED7z)

249 I couldn't stand Boehner when he had power. He's a kaboom Dean Martin.
And that goes double for Pence. When he gives a speech, he looks like a radar dish, scanning back and forth. The radar dish has more personality, though.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 06:27 PM (v16oJ)

250 " White House staff believes Major to be a "racist" dog."

Oh lordy. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 06:27 PM (4qDgd)

251 Scott is a shit-head, but his point about Fentanyl is it's an additive that drug dealers put in their product, not a standalone drug.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 06:22 PM (vw+Q6)

But what makes it retarded is that it's not only used as an additive. Prince knowingly took Fentanyl which I think the most LIV knows. It's very common.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 06:27 PM (2DOZq)

252 ------
Either a Stearman or a T-28. Or both.
Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 06:24 PM (MVjcR)

I don't know what those are. I don't mind the little planes because they tell me they'll glide in case of engine failure or the pilot just wants me to shut up.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 06:27 PM (L91dE)

253 #232: Mackinac Island is in Northern Michigan,. I have spent most of my summers in Northern Michigan at Higgins Lake.

No where I would rather be than there. Glorious. Magnificent. Incomparable.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors White Man: Threat or Menace? This Year Only! at April 02, 2021 06:27 PM (s+u6b)

254 Anyone else notice an uptick in the GOP begging for cash?

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 06:28 PM (MVjcR)

255 I couldn't stand Boehner when he had power. He's a kaboom Dean Martin.
Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 06:25 PM (v16oJ)


The fact that he retained power for so long could almost be considered a clue about the integrity of the entire GOP Establishment!

Nah that's crazy talk...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 06:28 PM (hOUT3)

256 would you rather be on Martha's Vineyard in July on Circuit Ave. or in *gulp* Wisconsin (or wherever the heck Mackinac is at)?

Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:22 PM (n46e7)


Mackinac Island is gorgeous. It's plopped down in the Straits in Lake Huron between the Upper and Lower Peninsula of Michigan. Since the Upper Peninsula is really only Northern Wisconsin, and once was legally Wisconsin territory, by all human standards Wisconsin can claim Mackinac. Although actual maps will tell you otherwise.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 06:28 PM (45fpk)

257 Prince had pain issues.

Posted by: Braenyard, T -585 days at April 02, 2021 06:29 PM (RuqNP)

258 My left eye is still dilated but my right is back to normal. I look creepy as hell.

Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 06:29 PM (OED7z)

259 Anyone know the back story of why drunky Boehner hates Cruz?

And Pence thinking he has a shot with the Trump base tells me he enjoys a little recreational drugging.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 02, 2021 06:29 PM (FMoYW)

260 Started watching Mike Malices' interview James Lindsay. Topic - critical race theory. This should be good .

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2021 06:29 PM (Q9SFr)

261 Breaks out the old sandwich board and paints Vote for YD and walks around town.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 06:30 PM (2cmKv)

262
Posted by: alt-left cocksucker at April 02, 2021 06:29 PM (rxEBT)

This cocksucker is back again.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 06:30 PM (vw+Q6)

263 I don't know what those are. I don't mind the little planes because they tell me they'll glide in case of engine failure or the pilot just wants me to shut up.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 06:27 PM (L91dE)
-------
They're super fun! A Stearman is an open cockpit biplane and the T-28 a military trainer from the 40s and 50s.

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 06:30 PM (MVjcR)

264 I've been on Macinak several times. Lovely

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 06:30 PM (lgiXo)

265 I have to laugh bitterly when there are articles about Republicans possibly retaking one of the chambers. The GOP stood by and watched an election stolen for a senile old rapist. What makes them think they will ever gain anything through votes?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 02, 2021 06:30 PM (OU+8W)

266
" White House staff believes Major to be a "racist" dog."

Oh lordy. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Posted by: f'd


I TOLD YOU SO I TOLD YOU SO I TOLD YOU SO

Fuckin' studio shelved the film...

Posted by: Zombie Samuel Fuller at April 02, 2021 06:30 PM (n+4am)

267 I find it interesting that the Twitterverse is ranting on about Matt Goetz. Yet I hear nothing about the Cuomo gomba that assaulted all those women. Funny.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 02, 2021 06:30 PM (5HBd1)

268 Prince had pain issues.
Posted by: Braenyard, T -585 days at April 02, 2021 06:29 PM (RuqNP)


And sleep issues as well I believe, although the two might be related!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 06:30 PM (hOUT3)

269 What kind of plane are you thinking of? A little piper? I want a King Air
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 06:20

A king air is a bit much. I was thinking a beech bonanza.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 06:31 PM (axyOa)

270 CaliGirl, the pilot always wants the passenger to shut up. Trust me on this one.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2021 06:31 PM (0OP+5)

271 White House staff believes Major to be a "racist" dog."



german shepherd ! HAHAHA

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2021 06:31 PM (Q9SFr)

272 I cut the GOP off when Trent Lott screwed the pooch.

Posted by: Braenyard, T -585 days at April 02, 2021 06:31 PM (RuqNP)

273 Frankie Beverly And Maze - Joy And Pain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNuKMPeOdfM

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 06:31 PM (Oglqz)

274 "Anyone else notice an uptick in the GOP begging for cash?"

Not since I told every one of them to FO.

Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 06:31 PM (4qDgd)

275 261-
Cruz said on Twitter he spoke maybe 50 words to Boehner before he got tossed.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 02, 2021 06:31 PM (AD3JT)

276 At LI Andrew Branca puts up good reports on the Chauvin trial, there is one about Fentanyl and its addiction problems.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 06:32 PM (Cxk7w)

277 grammie and mikey, I hear summer in Northern Michigan (which sounds like a song) consists of July 4th weekend.

Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:32 PM (n46e7)

278 grammie and mikey, I hear summer in Northern Michigan (which sounds like a song) consists of July 4th weekend.

Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:32 PM (n46e7)


Third week of July is a little safer, warm-wise.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 06:33 PM (45fpk)

279 Weasel, my deceased business partner had a Stearman. The was a fellow here in town that was a master at restoring them.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 06:33 PM (2cmKv)

280 Prince had pain issues.
Posted by: Braenyard, T -585 days at April 02, 2021 06:29 PM (RuqNP)

Prince had addiction issues. Fentanyl created for cancer pain.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 06:33 PM (2DOZq)

281 They're super fun! A Stearman is an open cockpit biplane and the T-28 a military trainer from the 40s and 50s.
Posted by: Weasel at April 02,

Those would scare me, I'll take your word for it. The smallest plane I've been in I think was a piper cub? It was a long time ago.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 06:33 PM (L91dE)

282
Not since I told every one of them to FO.
Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 06:31 PM (4qDgd)
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I've been writing little messages on the solicitations in all caps and mailing them back but they don't seem to be getting my drift.

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 06:33 PM (MVjcR)

283 They're super fun! A Stearman is an open cockpit biplane and the T-28 a military trainer from the 40s and 50s.
Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 06:30 PM (MVjcR)

Growing up at the little airport, I helped rebuild small airplane rd. The most fun was a dehaviland Tiger Moth. Open cockpit biplane that was the British basic trainer. Found it in a barn in Canada.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 06:34 PM (axyOa)

284 Nood cafe.

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 06:34 PM (Ojki1)

285 @237 "and his hip
bled from the eyeball "

That's genius right there. Early Residents, maybe.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 02, 2021 06:34 PM (OU+8W)

286 Anyone know the back story of why drunky Boehner hates Cruz?

And Pence thinking he has a shot with the Trump base tells me he enjoys a little recreational drugging.
Posted by: Seems legit at April 02, 2021 06:29 PM (FMoYW)

--------

Easy, the same reason a lot of Republicans hate Cruz. He filibustered about their continuing resolutions to keep Obamacare funded. Unforgivable to the fake GOP, particularly a fake GOP House Leader who was supposed to see it easily shepherded through the fake GOP in the Senate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2021 06:34 PM (Uh2oA)

287 282 Weasel, my deceased business partner had a Stearman. The was a fellow here in town that was a master at restoring them.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 06:33 PM (2cmKv)
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Way fun. That's the way to see the countryside!

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 06:34 PM (MVjcR)

288 267

BeckChas, a most cromulent observation. They think they will be satisfied with the graft crumbs from the table, but they are too stupid to realize that the first step was blatant fraud at the Presidential level and the next step (given the 2020 proof of concept) is a clean sweep across the board for Congress.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 06:34 PM (hOUT3)

289 279 At LI Andrew Branca puts up good reports on the Chauvin trial, there is one about Fentanyl and its addiction problems.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 06:32 PM (Cxk7w)

Yeah, I love that guy

Wish we had people around here that worked as hard as he does

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 06:35 PM (6iURM)

290 Isn't there a law against a corporation lying in a press release?

Posted by: Two Weeks at April 02, 2021 06:35 PM (ELnqd)

291
Those would scare me, I'll take your word for it. The smallest plane I've been in I think was a piper cub? It was a long time ago.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 06:33 PM (L91dE)
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If you ever get the chance to ride in a biplane, jump on it!

Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 06:36 PM (MVjcR)

292 254 #232: Mackinac Island is in Northern Michigan,. I have spent most of my summers in Northern Michigan at Higgins Lake.

No where I would rather be than there. Glorious. Magnificent. Incomparable.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors White Man: Threat or Menace? This Year Only! at April 02, 2021 06:27 PM (s+u6b)

Meh. I'll stay up here, thanks. Winters are for the Lower 48, if you must go.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 02, 2021 06:36 PM (okGHj)

293 CaliGirl, the pilot always wants the passenger to shut up. Trust me on this one.
Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2021 06:31 PM (0OP+5)

Beware the pilot when the autopilot goes on.
Ok baby, hump or jump!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 06:37 PM (axyOa)

294 289 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2021 06:34 PM (Uh2oA)

The CR was the shining spotlight on the death of the American Republic and the GOP hated that their base hated it.

It was in essence "political easy mode" for the uni-party for the price of a little occasional Kabuki theater that *always* allowed Obama to look good the entire pack of jackals had access to unlimited money.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 06:37 PM (Lzpvj)

295
I don't know what those are. I don't mind the little planes because they tell me they'll glide in case of engine failure or the pilot just wants me to shut up.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 06:27 PM (L91dE)
-------
They're super fun! A Stearman is an open cockpit biplane and the T-28 a military trainer from the 40s and 50s.
Posted by: Weasel


I'd love to fly in an old Soviet AN-2 biplane. It literally has NO stall speed, and it's possible to actually fly backwards if you have a headwind of 35mph or more. Of course, they're pretty much illegal for any serious commercial use in the US.

Posted by: Zombie Samuel Fuller at April 02, 2021 06:37 PM (n+4am)

296
Crap. Off me, sock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2021 06:37 PM (n+4am)

297
Spent most of the day at church, first for Starions of the Cross at 11:00, then sitting in the sanctuary for 3+ hours until the Commemoration of Christ's Passion and Death at 3:00, a service that took over 2 hours. Then almost an hour's drive home.

Stretched out on the bed. I hurt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 06:38 PM (mht8P)

298 If you ever get the chance to ride in a biplane, jump on it!
Posted by: Weasel at April 02, 2021 06:36 PM (MVjcR)

If you ever have the chance to ride in a helicopter, jump out of it.
Former 100Bravo rotary wing aviator.

Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:40 PM (n46e7)

299 If you ever have the chance to ride in a helicopter, jump out of it.
Former 100Bravo rotary wing aviator.
Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:40 PM (n46e7)
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Just watch your head.

Posted by: Zombie Vic Morrow at April 02, 2021 06:52 PM (aoTgR)

300 That they would even think this is a photo op worth conjuring up is mind bogling.

*

It's helpful to remember that Democrats really are dumb as fuck.

People as a whole are, but Democrats especially so because they have replaced God with Government and worship it as such. They'll convince themselves of whatever they need to and not think twice about the reality.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at April 02, 2021 06:52 PM (kte0Y)

301 Sources tell us Pete Buttigieg took the seat off the bike and rides the thing with the pole inserted up his rectum for riding pleasure .


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