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Sponge!
Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 06:33 PM (Ojki1) 2
Echo?
Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 06:35 PM (Ojki1) 3
What's happening, world. Wondering if I should take in a ballgame when I head back east... let's check the headlines....
...Oh. Oh. F**k MLB. Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2021 06:35 PM (CcBpl) 4
I did Nood.
Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 06:35 PM (Ojki1) 5
NASA researchers discover first X-rays from Uranus
Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 06:36 PM (iTXRQ) 6
Thanks for the Bee post, Ace. Blessed Good Friday to all.
Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 06:36 PM (/669Q) Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 06:36 PM (vw+Q6) 8
Drummer guy's fan in the red shirt REALLY needs a belt.
Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 06:36 PM (v16oJ) 9
Handsy parrot is cool !
Posted by: runner at April 02, 2021 06:36 PM (Q9SFr) 10
More parrots !
Posted by: runner at April 02, 2021 06:36 PM (Q9SFr) 11
Pep, did your wife like the sapphires and the fancy dinner?
Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 06:37 PM (/669Q) Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 06:37 PM (Oglqz) 13
The Bee gets it right, every time. Thanks for that, ace.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 06:37 PM (45fpk) 14
There is a fire somewhere nearby, but damned if I can find anything on the local news sites.
Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 06:38 PM (OED7z) 15
kitty didn't like Mrs. Bates.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2021 06:38 PM (Cus5s) 16
NASA researchers discover first X-rays from Uranus
Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 06:36 PM (iTXRQ) Reminds me, I know this guy who's a gay radiologist. Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2021 06:38 PM (CcBpl) 17
You all know Sponge can get his own firsts
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 06:38 PM (Cxk7w) 18
"6 Thanks for the Bee post, Ace. Blessed Good Friday to all.
Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 06:36 PM (/669Q) " Seconded ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2021 06:38 PM (K65Kq) 19
Also, I should schedule a colonoscopy soon.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2021 06:39 PM (CcBpl) 20
Oh come on ace that horse video was made for this thread, it's animal related!
Posted by: Broseidon at April 02, 2021 06:39 PM (icI8A) Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 06:40 PM (Oglqz) 22
Cool post from the Bee.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 06:40 PM (axyOa) 23
Also, I should schedule a colonoscopy soon.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2021 06:39 PM (CcBpl) Me too. Hitting the big 5-0 this year. Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 06:40 PM (OED7z) 24
Back at cha Bbells!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 06:41 PM (axyOa) 25
The mixed house animals are the best for the Cafe. The top is too cute.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 06:42 PM (Cxk7w) 26
Beautiful quick range trip, gorgeous day. Boss likes the Model 60 - and she hasn't even seen the CrimsonTrace laser sight yet, it works very well. She also did well with the M&P 22 and the M1 Carbine shooting at the steel plate @50 yds. But she's always been good with the carbine.
Looking over the day's offerings, looks like the collapse of the country and culture continue apace. Sickening. Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2021 06:42 PM (OTzUX) 27
Spent most of the day at church, first for Starions of the Cross at 11:00, then sitting in the sanctuary for 3+ hours until the Good Friday Office at 3:00, a service that took over 2 hours. Then almost an hour's drive home. Stretched out on the bed. I hurt. The church was packed with people nearly stretching outside. Nobody was wearing a mask. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 06:42 PM (mht8P) 28
Jordan61, you're not a day over 29.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 06:42 PM (2cmKv) 29
Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2021 06:39 PM (CcBpl)
Me too. Hitting the big 5-0 this year. Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 06:40 PM (OED7z) Or, as Father Time says "I'm coming up on Uranus!" Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2021 06:43 PM (CcBpl) 30
Hello, all my dear friends. It's cold here but will be lovely on Easter, as it should be.
Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 06:43 PM (/669Q) 31
Should note it was the M&P 22LR pistol, not AR-style skeery Evil Black Rifle. M1 Carbine reproduction, I minimize shooting with the real one (1943 Quality Hardware).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2021 06:43 PM (OTzUX) 32
Hitting the big 5-0 this year. Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 06:40 PM (OED7z) _________ Tsk, still a child. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 06:44 PM (mht8P) 33
Christ has died.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 02, 2021 06:44 PM (GBZnB) Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 06:44 PM (v0R5T) 35
African redneck.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 06:44 PM (2DOZq) 36
The church was packed with people nearly stretching outside. Nobody was wearing a mask.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 06:42 PM (mht8P) That sounds wonderful, Hadrian. Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 06:45 PM (45fpk) 37
I suppose most of that drama is in the below thread, but is MLB finally doing enough to break the spell for hardcore fanz?
It's outrageous and sickening. And "cutting them off" probably won't even make any difference. More a matter of principle at this point. Or something. Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2021 06:45 PM (OTzUX) 38
Christ has died.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 02, 2021 06:44 PM (GBZnB) Sunday's comin. Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 06:46 PM (45fpk) 39
bluebell, a Blessed Easter to you and your family.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 06:46 PM (2cmKv) 40
I suppose most of that drama is in the below thread, but is MLB finally doing enough to break the spell for hardcore fanz?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2021 06:45 PM (OTzUX) My husband texted me "they just lost a fan" which I NEVER thought would happen. Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 06:46 PM (OED7z) 41
the momma cats snuggling their dreaming kittens get me in the feelz
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 02, 2021 06:47 PM (GBZnB) 42
I don't think the cat is bouncing his head to the music.
I think he's getting his bitch doggy style. Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 06:47 PM (v0R5T) 43
Jordan61, wild-ass guess, you were born in 1961.
Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:47 PM (n46e7) 44
Last Easter I sat in the kitchen wearing a bathrobe watching church on the computer. Never again.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 06:47 PM (45fpk) 45
A few nights ago I was flipping through the channels and came across the
musical Chicago. I kind of got sucked in, but was most surprised by a turn by John C. Reilly, who I'd always thought of as Will Ferrell's less talented sidekick (protip: I HATE Will Ferrell). He's got more talent than I thought.https://tinyurl.com/8h4p5mva Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 06:47 PM (v16oJ) 46
Jordan61, wild-ass guess, you were born in 1961.
Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:47 PM (n46e7) Heh, nope. Everyone thinks that. I should've picked a different number for my nic... Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 06:48 PM (OED7z) 47
Last Easter I sat in the kitchen wearing a bathrobe watching church on the computer. Never again.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 06:47 PM (45fpk) -------- I hear you, grammie. I am so happy to be able to go to Mass for Holy Week and Easter this year. I have a new dress and new nail polish and everything. Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 06:49 PM (/669Q) 48
Plus that would make me 60, not 50.
Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 06:49 PM (OED7z) 49
Ace, you really nailed that "Media Holds its Breath . . . ." post. Bravo Zulu.
Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 06:49 PM (KnJdm) 50
Moron nation makes me fight another day. I love all you people in the gray boxes
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 02, 2021 06:49 PM (ZaS7m) 51
I have a new dress and new nail polish and everything.
Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 06:49 PM (/669Q) I FORGOT TO GET A NEW DRESS! Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 06:49 PM (45fpk) 52
Had a Jewish friend who told me that somebody at work wished her a Happy Yom Kippur once. She said that was like telling Christians to have a Happy Good Friday as in "I'm so glad your God is dead."
We had a lovely laugh over that one. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 02, 2021 06:50 PM (okGHj) 53
61 would make him this year 60
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 06:50 PM (Cxk7w) 54
I FORGOT TO GET A NEW DRESS!
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 06:49 PM (45fpk) ------- You don't really need one, but if you want one, can you run out tomorrow morning? Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 06:51 PM (/669Q) 55
Jordan61, wild-ass guess, you were born in 1961.
Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:47 PM (n46e7) --------- This is why we don't do math on the blog. Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 06:51 PM (kTF2Z) 56
61 would make him this year 60
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 06:50 PM (Cxk7w) Right. I'm a her, though. Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 06:51 PM (OED7z) 57
Hello Friends, it's Easter week-end. The New Testament also says that baptism is required for salvation - Acts 2:38.
Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 06:51 PM (oUcR5) 58
bluebell. Really. Pictures are required!
Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:51 PM (n46e7) 59
Plus that would make me 60, not 50.
Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 06:49 PM (OED7z) Why not tell people you're 60 and then they will say you don't look a day over 50. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 06:51 PM (2DOZq) 60
We had a lovely laugh over that one.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 02, 2021 06:50 PM (okGHj) I once wished a Buddhist Merry Christmas. In my defense, I was 29. Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 06:52 PM (KnJdm) 61
61 would make him this year 60
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 06:50 PM (Cxk7w) -------- Pssst. "He" is a "she," a very pretty she at that. Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 06:52 PM (/669Q) 62
This was the first Good Friday Office I've ever attended. It's the complete, terrible bottom of everything. The Crucifix and the statues all covered, the Altar stripped bare, the Tabernacle open and empty, the Pascal Candle extinguished, the Holy Water receptacles empty. Horrifying. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (mht8P) 63
bluebell. Really. Pictures are required!
Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:51 PM (n46e7) --------- Next time I see you I'll show you one! Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (/669Q) 64
Why not tell people you're 60 and then they will say you don't look a day over 50.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 06:51 PM (2DOZq) I actually did that to Berserker for a while before I told him the truth. Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (OED7z) 65
What does your dress look like, bluebell? Mine is pink.
Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (oUcR5) 66
You don't really need one, but if you want one, can you run out tomorrow morning?
Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 06:51 PM (/669Q) Actually, to tell the truth, I'm not much of a dress person except for summer. It's still chilly here so I've got a watercolor-type top that I'll wear with some aqua pants. SHOES! I NEED SHOES! Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (45fpk) 67
Sebastion, Jordan61 doesn't look a day over 29 and is a most awesome Bacon Wench.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (2cmKv) 68
John C. Reilly, who I'd always thought of as Will Ferrell's less talented sidekick (protip: I HATE Will Ferrell). He's got more talent than I thought.
Posted by: pep at April 02, 2021 06:47 PM (v16oJ) A man's gotta eat, I get that, but I don't get how this guy is the Jeff Daniels to Ferrell's Jim Carrey. He's f'n Dr. Steve Brule, for pete's sake! For you health! Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (CcBpl) 69
61 would make him this year 60
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 06:50 PM (Cxk7w) No bacon for you! Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (KnJdm) 70
Math is highly over-rated. Unless you are avoiding taxes. Or shooting things at long distance.
Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (n46e7) 71
2nd Easter in a row, no church.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 06:54 PM (Oglqz) 72
I love the 'Good Friday' scene in Ben Hur ( Heston version) .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 06:54 PM (2DOZq) 73
Ready For The Times to Get Better
https://tinyurl.com/52n8vta5 From back when Frank Borman used this song in a commercial. Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 02, 2021 06:54 PM (EMi53) 74
70 Math is highly over-rated. Unless you are avoiding taxes. Or shooting things at long distance.
Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (n46e7) or building something. you need to measure and figure out how many 2 x 4 x 8's you need. Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 06:54 PM (oUcR5) 75
It's the complete, terrible bottom of everything.
The Crucifix and the statues all covered, the Altar stripped bare, the Tabernacle open and empty, the Pascal Candle extinguished, the Holy Water receptacles empty. Horrifying. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (mht8P) They do that at Rev's church too. It's quite sobering. And when the lights go out, and he slams the door shut..... Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 06:54 PM (45fpk) 76
Actually, to tell the truth, I'm not much of a dress person except for summer. It's still chilly here so I've got a watercolor-type top that I'll wear with some aqua pants. SHOES! I NEED SHOES!
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (45fpk) I've always pictured you in one of those hippie dresses. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 06:55 PM (lgiXo) 77
Willowed since we're past 75
That they would even think this is a photo op worth conjuring up is mind bogling. * It's helpful to remember that Democrats really are dumb as fuck. People as a whole are, but Democrats especially so because they have replaced God with Government and worship it as such. They'll convince themselves of whatever they need to and not think twice about the reality. Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at April 02, 2021 06:55 PM (kte0Y) 78
Horrifying.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (mht8P) ------- It is, isn't it? It makes Easter Mass that much more beautiful. Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 06:55 PM (/669Q) 79
Happy 60th b-day, Jordan! Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 02, 2021 06:56 PM (vw+Q6) 80
2nd Easter in a row, no church.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 06:54 PM (Oglqz) I would imagine it would be very difficult for you to have to sit in a pew or on a hard chair for an hour after back surgery. Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 06:57 PM (45fpk) 81
Sebastion, Jordan61 doesn't look a day over 29 and is a most awesome Bacon Wench.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (2cmKv) I believe you. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 06:57 PM (2DOZq) 82
Bluebell and Ben Had, you are both too kind. And both lovely women yourselves.
Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 06:57 PM (OED7z) 83
What does your dress look like, bluebell? Mine is pink.
Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (oUcR5) --------- I love pink! Mine is cream background with a delicate black floral design. It doesn't sound very pretty, but it is. The best thing is it's long enough. I love the midi length and it's not all that easy to find. Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 06:57 PM (/669Q) 84
Pssst. "He" is a "she," a very pretty she at that.
Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 06:52 PM (/669Q) Confirmed. Fetching. Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 06:57 PM (KnJdm) 85
I would imagine it would be very difficult for you to have to sit in a pew or on a hard chair for an hour after back surgery.
Posted by: grammie winger --- Yeah, but still... Stupid covid last year, stupid back this year. Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 06:58 PM (Oglqz) 86
Ha, I've got wrinkles older than a lot of you!
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 06:58 PM (2cmKv) 87
I've always pictured you in one of those hippie dresses.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 06:55 PM (lgiXo) Been there, my friend, for many years. Now I just look like someone's grandma. Which is what I am, and blessed to be so. Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 06:59 PM (45fpk) 88
2nd Easter in a row, no church.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 06:54 PM (Oglqz) --------- I'll say extra prayers for you. Next year will be your year! To tell you the truth, I've been sick and wasn't sure I'd be able to go myself, but I'm feeling much better and went to church yesterday and today. Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 06:59 PM (/669Q) 89
My cat goes from sleep to spazz in about .5 seconds. One moment asleep, next he is at full gallop, pausing only to drift on the wood floor so he can make his turn.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors White Man: Threat or Menace? This Year Only! at April 02, 2021 06:59 PM (s+u6b) Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 07:00 PM (Oglqz) 91
Four years ago Faye and I went to a local church hosting a stations of the cross event at a local church. The kids and grandchildren joined us. Who knew when would happen within a year?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 07:00 PM (lgiXo) 92
I don't want to wish my life away (especially because it is a trifle advanced more than Jordan's), but I really can't wait for the next MoMe.
Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 07:00 PM (n46e7) 93
Stupid covid last year, stupid back this year.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 06:58 PM (Oglqz) It's hard, isn't it? I didn't realize how much I missed hearing all the voices - all the singing. Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 07:00 PM (45fpk) 94
I went to my first Good Friday church service today. Even though we got there early, It was so crowded we were in the overflow area. it was incredible. I was waterworks most of the service.
Easter were going to the 6!5 a.m service, one of 5-8 services that day. The 3:00 pm will be packed with 3-4 overflows. The pent up desire to worship in person is palpable. The Church would be wise to take heed Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2021 07:01 PM (Ed8Zd) 95
I love the midi length and it's not all that easy to find.
Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 06:57 PM (/669Q) Your dress sounds lovely! I have had pretty good luck finding midi length dresses at JC Penney's online. The one I'm wearing on Sunday is a Liz Claiborne I bought on clearance last year. Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 07:01 PM (oUcR5) 96
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 07:00 PM (lgiXo)
I'm glad you have the memories. Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 07:01 PM (45fpk) 97
Grammie, I hope you can run out and get some new shoes tomorrow. I bet that would be fun.
Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 07:01 PM (/669Q) 98
Jordan61 yes I knew that but wasn't thinking.
It is hard to keep track though think I do fairly well. Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 07:01 PM (Cxk7w) 99
I've got wrinkles older than a lot of you! Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 06:58 PM (2cmKv) ________ I'm sure time has been very kind to you, ma'am. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 07:02 PM (mht8P) 100
It's hard, isn't it? I didn't realize how much I missed hearing all the voices - all the singing.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 07:00 PM (45fpk) The congregation singing is a most important part of a servcie, something I never really appreciated until quite recently! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 07:02 PM (hOUT3) 101
SMH, a Blessed Easter to you and Ex-ex. Continued prayers for your healing.
I'm still pretty quick at dodging swinging objects. Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:02 PM (2cmKv) 102
In Florida. The Church will be full Sunday with coffee and Easter egg hunt afterwards. Some will wear masks, most won't.
Posted by: Stellastwocents at April 02, 2021 07:03 PM (cRbt7) 103
Grammie, I hope you can run out and get some new shoes tomorrow. I bet that would be fun.
Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 07:01 PM (/669Q) I've already got my list of four shoe stores. Wish me luck. Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 07:03 PM (45fpk) 104
ALH, thank you for the tip about JCP. I haven't looked at their online stuff. I did buy a midi-length Easter dress there in person about 3 years ago - a lovely periwinkle lace dress. I've worn it to some weddings too.
Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 07:04 PM (/669Q) 105
can't remember the last time I was in a church
hope I don't go to Hell- that would suck Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 07:04 PM (iTXRQ) 106
Thanks, bluebell. : )
Prayers seem to be helping thus far. If I was ever unfortunate enough to live in Cali, this is the church I'd attend: Live Good Friday service w/ Jack Hibbs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AiQ0wthnQE Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 07:04 PM (Oglqz) 107
It's the complete, terrible bottom of everything.
The Crucifix and the statues all covered, the Altar stripped bare, the Tabernacle open and empty, the Pascal Candle extinguished, the Holy Water receptacles empty. Horrifying. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 06:53 PM (mht8P) We deserve nothing more. Luckily we get what we don't deserve. Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2021 07:04 PM (Ed8Zd) 108
'm still pretty quick at dodging swinging objects.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:02 PM (2cmKv) I dunno, BH, once SMH has her back all healed up, I would not want to be the one trying to dodge her cane parries! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 07:04 PM (hOUT3) 109
I've already got my list of four shoe stores. Wish me luck.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 07:03 PM (45fpk) -------- The game is afoot! Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 07:05 PM (/669Q) 110
but I really can't wait for the next MoMe.
Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 07:00 PM (n46e7) Me neither! Although judging by how crowded the airport has been the last couple of weeks I'm going to have to buy tickets and not chance flying standby. Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 07:05 PM (+FlgS) 111
I'd help you with some shoe suggestions, but the Married With Children episode I'm watching right now has Al taking Bud to the noodie bar for his 18th birthday and not a shoe-store episode! Sorry.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 07:05 PM (1yPl/) 112
I think we are gonna lose on this vaccine ID thing. It is being reported that federal law permits businesses to deny service in the case of a thing like wuhan and its threat to public safety.
You'll start seeing it in venues where there are already gates where admittance creds are checked: theaters, music venues, sports venues. For sure Costco, because they already check for membership, as does Sam's. Airlines will do it for sure. Will WalMart cave? I'm waiting. They have a huge customer base in the legal poor and illegals. Chain restaurants can afford to have gatekeepers, maybe, but you local restaurants, even the high end ones, have a low-paid host or hostess at the door that is likely as illegal as your leaf blower outside. What can you do to fight this? You can refuse to fly, to go to Dicks, to Costco, to the Red Rocks ampitheater to see Chris Stapleton, but what is left for you. Posted by: Les K at April 02, 2021 07:06 PM (KiBMU) 113
Hadrian, you're very kind but I've had a life of fun in the sun.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:06 PM (2cmKv) 114
I'm sure you'll find something perfect to match your outfit, Grammie!
Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 07:07 PM (oUcR5) 115
I hear you, grammie. I am so happy to be able to go to Mass for Holy Week and Easter this year. I have a new dress and new nail polish and everything.
Posted by: bluebell Pink bow ? Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 07:08 PM (arJlL) 116
If I was ever unfortunate enough to live in Cali, this is the church I'd attend:
Live Good Friday service w/ Jack Hibbs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AiQ0wthnQE Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 07:04 PM (Oglqz) The song they open with is one of my favorites. Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 07:08 PM (45fpk) 117
Like I'd ever do anything to Ben Had.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 07:09 PM (Oglqz) 118
Mine too, grammie. : )
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 07:09 PM (Oglqz) 119
SMH, I would expect you to kick my ass if I ever lost my way.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:11 PM (2cmKv) Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 07:12 PM (Oglqz) 121
SMH, are you lactose intolerant? If so, have a big old glass of milk and you're sure to find relief from constipation.
Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 07:13 PM (oUcR5) 122
Pink bow ?
Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 07:08 PM (arJlL) ------- Ha! You never forget, do you? No! Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 07:15 PM (/669Q) 123
I'm sure the Babylon Bee will be fact-checked for their story.
We find this mostly false. The Babylon Bee is a right-wing conspiracy website which traffics in misinformation disguised as parody. Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2021 07:15 PM (z79tQ) 124
Pink bow ?
Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 07:08 PM (arJlL) ------- Ha! You never forget, do you? No! Posted by: bluebell Nope ! Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 07:16 PM (arJlL) 125
Georgia hangs up 'Welcome to Beijing' signs to fool liberal corporate sponsors/investors.
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/ 1378112314851790849 For some reason I can't access twatts on Pale Moon. They must have effed up something with the newest variant. Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 07:16 PM (1yPl/) 126
JESUS WOULD WEAR A MASK, PEOPLE!!!!11!!!!
Posted by: David French at April 02, 2021 07:17 PM (Ysuy6) 127
Metamucil is a good try.
Or my doc recommends four glasses of pure (it be purchased at a local store) in one day. You might want to stop at two and see how things go. Posted by: Braenyard, T -585 days at April 02, 2021 07:17 PM (RuqNP) 128
I think we are gonna lose on this vaccine ID thing. It is being reported that federal law permits businesses to deny service in the case of a thing like wuhan and its threat to public safety.
*** Nah, it's cool. I can just wear a mask. Because masks work. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 07:19 PM (x3HuE) 129
Prunelax
Posted by: lin-duh at April 02, 2021 07:19 PM (UUBmN) 130
Ace, I can't thank you enough for these end-of-the-day fun-and-comfort threads. They make it easier to go to bed with thoughts of kittens, puppies, and bats instead ofDemocrat thoughts and death camps.
(And yeah, I like bats. Not only are they cute, they eat mosquitoes and other bugs. Yay bats!) Posted by: empire 1 at April 02, 2021 07:19 PM (JJatH) 131
Yeah, I got to bed with thoughts of bats...and hot irons.
Posted by: Braenyard, T -585 days at April 02, 2021 07:20 PM (RuqNP) 132
empire1, did you email me?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:20 PM (2cmKv) 133
Fuck you Kemp, this is yours and the GA GOP's doing.
Or alternatively... If the 2020 GA elections were clean as the driven snow then why do you need to change GA election laws? Assholes. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2021 07:20 PM (HvW4E) 134
Star Warts is on. It's the where they beam down to the planet where everyone carries Tommy Guns and 45s.
Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 07:21 PM (4qDgd) 135
I'm watching film of Peruvian Boobies.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 07:21 PM (lgiXo) 136
Good Good Friday to Ya'll. While waiting for my Grandson to be born, hopefully today, I have been listening to a lot of N.T. Wright lectures.
Wright's a deeply accomplished scholar of Christianity. Here's one of his most challenging talks, called "The Cross": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJ7M1CDhBU Also, since it is Good Friday, I recommend as I do every year reading the late Fr. Richard John Neuhaus' "Death on a Friday Afternoon." This is a book of very heavy musings on the last words of Christ from the Cross. Finally, "The Fourth Cup" by Dr. Scott Hahn is a must-listen for today: https://tinyurl.com/S-Hahn-The-Fourth-Cup Dr. Hahn really lays out some connections between Old Testament Passover and Jesus as the new Passover Lamb. It is, indeed, "accomplished". Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 07:21 PM (i4CI5) 137
If the 2020 GA elections were clean as the driven snow then why do you need to change GA election laws?
Assholes. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2021 07:20 PM (HvW4E) Locking the barn door after the horse has been stolen Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 07:22 PM (oUcR5) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2021 07:22 PM (mht8P) 139
Thomas Bender, something, horses, barn doors, something.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:22 PM (2cmKv) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2021 07:22 PM (r+sAi) 141
ALH, great minds.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:23 PM (2cmKv) 142
the GA GOP is afraid they are going to lose their collective ass next election.
Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 07:23 PM (4qDgd) 143
127 There's a few different types of metamucil. Flavored (orange), unflavored, sugar free and with sugar. Also a coarse variety, unflavored, with a little sugar. All the containers look the same. The last tastes pretty bad. I found out the hard way, buying a big bottle to save money and didn't notice until I tried it. Couldn't return it but you can mix with any cold beverage, so I just add a little lemonade mix. Been using the stuff for about 6 months, lost a little weight, not so bad blood work was a little better, and you get the desired results in the morning.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 02, 2021 07:24 PM (I58tH) 144
I am generally pro-vaccine. But I am in no hurry to get one of these. The manipulative way the situation developed, the players, the complete lack of interest in treating the disease with combinations of existing drugs or monoclonal antibodies that actually work and save lives, is fishy. I don't fault Trump. He based his Warp Speed vaccine program on the best advice available to him (that could get through the filter), and actually advocated for known effective drug combinations. He used drug combinations himself when he got it. As the vaccine situation actually developed, though -- fishy. Then there are these reports of previous experimental coronavirus vaccines that elicited a fatal "antibody dependent enhancement" reaction to subsequent infection with similar, but not identical, coronaviruses. My approach is to avoid getting the disease if I can, and treat with best practice if I do get it. Adverse outcomes to vaccination may not happen for a year or two. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 02, 2021 07:24 PM (iskCp) 145
f'd, as well they should be.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:25 PM (2cmKv) 146
Or my doc recommends four glasses of pure (it be purchased at a local store) in one day. Pure what? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2021 07:26 PM (63Dwl) 147
I was constipated once and I bought Ex-Lax.
The package said take one to two tablets every four to six hours. I took two; and three hours later, I took two more. I wanted to get things moving. I went to sleep on the floor outside of my bathroom.(My bathroom is tiny. I was sound asleep and my eyeballs popped open, and I knew what that meant. I pretty much spent the entire day on the toilet. Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 07:26 PM (arJlL) 148
If the rules for 2020 were the peachy keen best why change them?
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 07:26 PM (Cxk7w) 149
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 02, 2021 07:24 PM (iskCp)
Very well said, and my thoughts exactly. Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 07:27 PM (+FlgS) 150
JT, sometimes directions are more than suggestions.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:27 PM (2cmKv) 151
If you are constipated, take two large teaspoons of castor oil and chase it with a couple ounces of orange juice and you will not be constipated very long.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2021 07:28 PM (HvW4E) 152
142 the GA GOP is afraid they are going to lose their collective ass next election.
Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 07:23 PM (4qDgd) They turned the state blue, they have no one to blame but themselves. Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 07:28 PM (oUcR5) 153
empire1, did you email me?
Posted by: Ben Had I did, and your lack of reply tells me its ixnay on atthay. No problemo. Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 07:28 PM (arJlL) 154
Then there are these reports of previous experimental coronavirus vaccines that elicited a fatal "antibody dependent enhancement" reaction to subsequent infection with similar, but not identical, coronaviruses.
*** This is what gives me pause. Apparently something like all of the test animals developed the cytokine storm after being re-exposed to virus. Yay, that inspires confidence. But what makes he the most hesitant is the idea that something could be (or has been) developed to interact specifically with the "programming" of the vaccine. Add to that is how they sure are pushy to get 100% vaccinated over a virus that kills 0.04% of the population and that infected people have to be tested and re-tested in order to know they have it. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 07:29 PM (x3HuE) 155
JT, sometimes directions are more than suggestions.
Posted by: Ben Had LOL ! So I found out. I wanted to get things moving. Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 07:29 PM (arJlL) 156
JT, just haven't heard yet.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:29 PM (2cmKv) 157
JESUS WOULD WEAR A MASK, PEOPLE!!!!11!!!!
Posted by: David French Jesus would probably punch you right in the box, Frenchie. Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 07:29 PM (i4CI5) Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 07:30 PM (1yPl/) 159
Arizona makes a preemptive strike:
Arizona HB2111 protecting Arizona constitution Article 2 section 26. Duck Duck Go is your buddy. Note that A2 Sec 26 says nothing about militias. Posted by: boynsea at April 02, 2021 07:30 PM (sshap) Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 07:31 PM (arJlL) 161
As a kid I did not really like the whole Easter Bunny thing. Not a big candy fan even as a kid.
Did not care for hard boiled eggs preferred soft boiled and dipping my toast in the yoke. Yeah I was a weird kid. Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 02, 2021 07:33 PM (6Pqz7) 162
Do you have to provide ID to get the COVID vaccine?
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 07:33 PM (x3HuE) 163
Ben Had
♪ ♫ Good evening! ♫ ♬ The content of your character is a sunny glow. Your eyes twinkle with mirth, most of the time. I do know you can kick my ass, if I get out of line. Glad I've avoided it so far. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 07:34 PM (u82oZ) 164
A couple of days ago my dad asked why I wasn't getting the vaccine. Told him that I'm not in a high risk group and that statistically speaking I'm more likely to die in a car crash on my way to get the vaccine than to die of Covid.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 07:34 PM (kTF2Z) 165
As a kid I did not really like the whole Easter Bunny thing. Not a big candy fan even as a kid.
Did not care for hard boiled eggs preferred soft boiled and dipping my toast in the yoke. Yeah I was a weird kid. Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 02, 2021 07:33 PM (6Pqz7) Son never liked chocolate, so I always had to put stuff like Skittles and Starburst in his Easter basket. Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 07:35 PM (+FlgS) 166
bluebell
Glad you got to go to church. Bet you were stunning, and an example for others to emulate. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 07:35 PM (u82oZ) 167
Sopping up the egg yolk with toast or biscuits or pancakes is good eatin'
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 07:35 PM (x3HuE) 168
NaCly, Good Evening, Dearest. You always make me smile.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:36 PM (2cmKv) 169
Ben Had, yes -- re contributing a door prize or two for the TX MoMe. Got the address off the sidebar, but my e-mail doesn't do the mailto thing, so I had to copy it.
Posted by: empire 1 at April 02, 2021 07:36 PM (JJatH) 170
Sopping up the egg yolk with toast or biscuits or pancakes is good eatin'
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 07:35 PM (x3HuE) Hell yeah it is. Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 07:36 PM (+FlgS) Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2021 07:36 PM (HvW4E) 172
162 Do you have to provide ID to get the COVID vaccine?
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COV Yes Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2021 07:36 PM (L91dE) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 07:37 PM (u82oZ) 174
And if you can get your trashcan eggs *just* right you can have buttery toast surrounding that egg yolk that will automatically begin soaking it up the moment you cut into it.
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 07:37 PM (x3HuE) 175
I take a heaping teaspoon of pure psyllium husk fiber with each of my two meals. Rather than nurse it, I shake it up in 8 oz of water and slam it followed by another 8 oz of water. This keeps things bulked up and moving swiftly.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 02, 2021 07:38 PM (DTX3h) 176
Add to that is how they sure are pushy to get 100% vaccinated over a virus that kills 0.04% of the population and that infected people have to be tested and re-tested in order to know they have it.
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 07:29 PM (x3HuE) I read an article today that said two "fully vaccinated" people in my state caught Covid and died. Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 07:38 PM (+FlgS) 177
Bet you were stunning, and an example for others to emulate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 07:35 PM (u82oZ) --------- That's some quality brown nosing, right there. She'll still shank you though. Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 07:38 PM (kTF2Z) 178
And if you can get your trashcan eggs *just* right you can have buttery toast surrounding that egg yolk that will automatically begin soaking it up the moment you cut into it.
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 07:37 PM (x3HuE) ------------ Over medium eggs, white buttery toast..assemble, nom... Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 02, 2021 07:38 PM (2SdPm) 179
empire1, I did get your email and will respond in the morning. I like to double check. That is most kind of you.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:38 PM (2cmKv) 180
Do you have to provide ID to get the COVID vaccine?
- Yes Posted by: CaliGirl ** Thanks. So voting is still the only thing it's NOT required for. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 07:40 PM (x3HuE) 181
Hello Salty, my kind friend. I hope you and Mrs. Salty are well.
Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 07:41 PM (/669Q) 182
Oh, thank the Lord. There's a particular brand of pork rinds that are my thing. And the store has been out of them for *months*. I went in, and there they were. A whole shelf full. I bought five bags. Never. Again. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2021 07:41 PM (Uh2oA) 183
I read an article today that said two "fully vaccinated" people in my state caught Covid and died.
Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge ** I bet the dummies were still only wearing two masks. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 07:41 PM (x3HuE) 184
There's a particular brand of pork rinds that are my thing.
*** As a fellow pork skin aficionado, you should probably share this brand in case we others have never tried them. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 07:42 PM (x3HuE) 185
Miralax FTW.
Posted by: vivi at April 02, 2021 07:44 PM (USW1s) 186
I do know you can kick my ass, if I get out of line.
Glad I've avoided it so far. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 07:34 PM (u82oZ) Salty, you do know that Ben Had would have plenty of help if she needed it! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 07:44 PM (hOUT3) 187
YD, have you tried the blackberry/habanero pork rinds?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:44 PM (2cmKv) Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 07:44 PM (arJlL) 189
Duke Lowell
I've met her. And her husband. We have a sorta family connection, which is an "Amazing, small world" event. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 07:44 PM (u82oZ) 190
Good evening my Easter basket of Deplorables!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 02, 2021 07:46 PM (Dc2NZ) 191
Hrothgar, there is noting in this world that either you or Salty could do to get anything other than a hug.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:46 PM (2cmKv) Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 07:48 PM (+FlgS) 193
Speaking of, I saw some upscale pork skins the other day.
Porq. With a Q. No joke. The spicy ones I tried were pretty good, but not worth the price premium. I'm sure they were more uniform and had fewer cracklings at the bottom of the bag, though, and I certainly understand that a big bag of hot and spicy pork skins in a bag from a gas station is about as white-trash as it gets. I figure some keto/low-carb/whatever folks figured out that there is a market there, so good for them. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 07:48 PM (x3HuE) 194
Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!
The pressure to behave is sometimes a burden. As I say, there are a lot of great people in the Horde, and then there is me. But lets move on. I do not intend to emulate the pre-nurse ratched Insomniac. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 07:48 PM (u82oZ) 195
All Hail Eris, Has your cat come out of hiding? Sorry if I missed the reports.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:48 PM (2cmKv) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 07:49 PM (u82oZ) 197
the low carb folks have been using pork rinds for coating foods for some time. I used to make a recipe for Scotch Eggs that used crushed pork rinds over the sausage.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 02, 2021 07:50 PM (5HBd1) 198
Hrothgar, there is noting in this world that either you or Salty could do to get anything other than a hug.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:46 PM (2cmKv) Yo, Salty, we just got a get out of jail free card! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 07:50 PM (hOUT3) 199
I read an article today that said two "fully vaccinated" people in my state caught Covid and died.
Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 07:38 PM (+FlgS) Brought to you by the non-propagated hypothesis, antibody-dependent enhancement. It's one reason that I will risk China Lung Aids. Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 07:50 PM (KnJdm) 200
Eris!
Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 07:50 PM (/669Q) 201
'Twas a joke, Salty.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 07:50 PM (kTF2Z) 202
My understanding no vaccine is 100% proof, and any vaccine alone can kill you without getting the disease its preventing.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 07:51 PM (Cxk7w) 203
I heard that Biden was personally controlling CAS and BAI Missions today by the Capitol Building. A-10s and F-16s were called in and Biden was standing in the front lawn of the White House with Binoculars..... What a stud and made me think of Apocalypse Now and LTC Kilgore...........
Gets you a case beer for that one...... Posted by: James at April 02, 2021 07:51 PM (JLQTf) 204
195 All Hail Eris, Has your cat come out of hiding? Sorry if I missed the reports.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2021 07:48 PM (2cmKv) -- Alas, no. He's a ghost. A ghost that poops. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 02, 2021 07:53 PM (Dc2NZ) 205
> I heard that Biden was personally controlling CAS and BAI Missions today by the Capitol Building.
it's almost 9pm EDT his handlers are probably tucking him in for the night Posted by: DB- just DB at April 02, 2021 07:53 PM (iTXRQ) 206
We. got a get out of jail free card!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! Do. Not. depend. on. that. The easy way is a trap. Or mined. Or somtin like that. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 07:53 PM (u82oZ) 207
I don't have it on but the chariot race is coming up.
I can't stay up tonight, the 25 minutes of sleep lost waiting for the ONT killed me. Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 07:53 PM (Cxk7w) 208
Bluebell! I'm so glad you are feeling up to snuff!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 02, 2021 07:53 PM (Dc2NZ) 209
Brought to you by the non-propagated hypothesis, antibody-dependent enhancement. It's one reason that I will risk China Lung Aids.
Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 07:50 PM (KnJdm) Hmm So I can trust the government's medical establishment to provide good health information to citizens... Just like I can trust the FBI to investigate crimes impartially... And the DOJ to seek justice for those wronged by others... And the Supreme Court to rule on cases based on the Constitution. Got it! I feel better now. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 07:54 PM (hOUT3) 210
someone posted a story on Facebook about a 39 year old mom that got the vaccine. She was healthy with no co-morbidities. It caused her liver to fail and she died. Of course, Facebook has purged that post so I can't link to the story here. no idea which vaccine she got.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 02, 2021 07:54 PM (5HBd1) 211
Yudhishthira's Dice @182- Is that porkrind in blue and black bag with sideshot of pig? Cause if it is I concur best porkrinds ever.
Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2021 07:54 PM (0OP+5) 212
youtube just blocked Jack Hibbs Good Friday livestream from his church.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 07:54 PM (r+CkB) 213
I heard that Biden was personally controlling CAS and BAI Missions today by the Capitol Building. A-10s and F-16s were called in and Biden was standing in the front lawn of the White House with Binoculars.....
** I've often seen little kids at racetracks with remote controls for toy cars. They'll sit and watch and pretend they're driving the real cars around the track. I'm guessing it was more that. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 07:55 PM (x3HuE) 214
The easy way is a trap. Or mined. Or somtin like that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 07:53 PM (u82oZ) Trust no one! Posted by: Commissar Mulder at April 02, 2021 07:55 PM (hOUT3) 215
I went in, and there they were. A whole shelf full. I bought five bags.
We'll be keeping an eye on you, Comrade. Hoarding is against public policy. The wreckers and spoilers will be made examples of, you can count on that! There is plenty enough for everyone. Please self-report to Sector R struggle session at your earliest opportunity, within the next three (3) weeks. Posted by: Common Tater at April 02, 2021 07:55 PM (tjqz9) 216
All Hail Eris, never fear ! Here is something to help you find your animal --> https://bit.ly/3ujfuBW Posted by: runner at April 02, 2021 07:56 PM (Q9SFr) 217
Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!
By Jove, he's got it! Oh, wait. **Enables sarcasm botT-100** ** Meter pegs top of scale ** Belay my last. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 07:57 PM (u82oZ) 218
I've heard of people dying after getting the shot, but this was the first I've heard of vaccinated people still catching the 'rona and dying.
Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 07:57 PM (+FlgS) 219
All Hail Eris, never fear ! Here is something to help you find your animal --> https://bit.ly/3ujfuBW
Posted by: runner at April 02, 2021 07:56 PM (Q9SFr) -- Ha! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 02, 2021 07:58 PM (Dc2NZ) 220
content warning for antifa falling off building he was climbing
https://twitter.com/ScooterCasterNY/status/ 1378089432255959045 Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 07:59 PM (5+1A/) 221
Down here we have pork skins called "Cracklin" but they are meaty, made from pork belly.
Posted by: Javems at April 02, 2021 08:00 PM (8SSHh) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 08:00 PM (u82oZ) 223
143 127 There's a few different types of metamucil. Flavored (orange), unflavored, sugar free and with sugar. Also a coarse variety, unflavored, with a little sugar. All the containers look the same. The last tastes pretty bad. I found out the hard way, buying a big bottle to save money and didn't notice until I tried it. Couldn't return it but you can mix with any cold beverage, so I just add a little lemonade mix. Been using the stuff for about 6 months, lost a little weight, not so bad blood work was a little better, and you get the desired results in the morning.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 02, 2021 07:24 PM (I58tH) ----------------------------- I use the sugar-free, orange flavored, mixed into a glass of apple juice. Quite tasty. Do not buy the store brand. I bought the store brand to save some money, and it was gritty, and did not dissolve well. I now get it from Sam's (Costco probably carries it too). Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 02, 2021 08:00 PM (CAJOC) 224
Eris, if I whistle 'Sunshine Of Your Love' by Cream MadisonTheCat will come in the room and jump on my lap.
Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2021 08:00 PM (0OP+5) 225
youtube just blocked Jack Hibbs Good Friday livestream from his church.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2021 07:54 PM (r+CkB) I had it on and then it stopped. I thought maybe they lost the feed. Why on earth would they block a Good Friday church service? Posted by: grammie winger at April 02, 2021 08:00 PM (45fpk) 226
You know, there were a bunch of free-climbers on January 6th.
Has free-climbing been a common thing at any other Trump / conservative rally? Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 08:00 PM (x3HuE) 227
Got it! I feel better now. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 07:54 PM (hOUT3)
It's all a giant shit-show of self-serving institutions as Thomas Sowell notes in this interview. https://youtu.be/mS5WYp5xmvI You are on your own. Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 08:00 PM (KnJdm) 228
Thank you Eris. I'm glad too.
Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2021 08:01 PM (/669Q) 229
Do not buy the store brand. I bought the store brand to save some money, and it was gritty, and did not dissolve well.
*** The nitty, gritty, dirt brand. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 08:01 PM (x3HuE) 230
>>>And please tell me the AntiFa thug was injured.
it looks bad. I was going to put it ip in a fresh post but it's a bad fall. There is streams of dark liquid coming from the vicinity of his head. I'm 99% sure that that's not blood but just some paint he had in his backpack, but it's a tough image. Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 08:01 PM (5+1A/) 231
g'early evenin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at April 02, 2021 08:02 PM (qPaGp) 232
I love the smell of Herbal Essence in the morning.
Posted by: Col Biden at April 02, 2021 08:02 PM (FDHYR) 233
Aww Ace, he's no worse for wear.
No idea where he was going, wasn't going to get past that graiting, maybe 20 feet up. Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 08:02 PM (Cxk7w) 234
I love the smell of Herbal Essence in the morning.
Posted by: Col Biden at April 02, 2021 08:02 PM (FDHYR) Kamala don't slurp! Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 08:02 PM (KnJdm) 235
>>it looks bad. I was going to put it ip in a fresh post but it's a bad fall.
He hit the ground like a Frozen Turkey. Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 08:03 PM (1tsVZ) 236
Thank you, ace.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 08:03 PM (u82oZ) 237
The spillage came from back pack
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 08:04 PM (Cxk7w) 238
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 02, 2021 08:02 PM (qPaGp) Hi AlronJackson! I FINALLY scored a gun like the one you were kind enough to let me try at the MoMe! We picked it up on Wednesday. Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 08:04 PM (+FlgS) 239
Hmm, ace, too bad he wasn't a little higher. Is that paint or blood? Looks black.
Posted by: Infidel at April 02, 2021 08:04 PM (E0OEG) 240
I love the smell of a A-10 Gatling Gun in the mourning............. Smells like victory.
Some day this war on Global Warming is going to end..... Posted by: James at April 02, 2021 08:04 PM (JLQTf) 241
>>No idea where he was going, wasn't going to get past that graiting, maybe 20 feet up.
There was an awning there he was trying to get onto...guy had no climbing skills. Gotta keep those feet under you. Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 08:04 PM (1tsVZ) 242
Posted by: ace at April 02, 2021 08:01 PM (5+1A/)
---------- I get a page not found error on that link. Did twitter take it down already? Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 08:05 PM (kTF2Z) 243
Metamucil, et al., mixes with vodka or gin nicely. And adheres to the "clear liquids only" remonstrations for different oscopies.
Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 08:05 PM (6Y47l) 244
Metamucil, et al., mixes with vodka or gin nicely. And adheres to the "clear liquids only" remonstrations for different oscopies.
Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 08:05 PM (6Y47l) I like the way you think! Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 08:05 PM (+FlgS) 245
He was moving, maybe learned a lesson, but doubt it.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 08:06 PM (Cxk7w) 246
Hi AlronJackson! I FINALLY scored a gun like the one you were kind enough to let me try at the MoMe! We picked it up on Wednesday. Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 08:04 PM WOOT! don't take it on any canoe trips... Posted by: AltonJackson at April 02, 2021 08:06 PM (qPaGp) 247
"Store Brands" have a mixed record of quality. For some items, it doesn't matter. Some items are a good value, equally as good or even better. And some ... are really, really bad.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 02, 2021 08:06 PM (tjqz9) 248
I just watched it again
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 08:06 PM (Cxk7w) 249
Antifa dude has black blood... like in Prometheus?
Posted by: davidt at April 02, 2021 08:06 PM (FDHYR) 250
General Harris is like "Stink on Shit" in handling this Border Crisis created by TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP !!
Posted by: James at April 02, 2021 08:06 PM (JLQTf) Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 08:06 PM (1tsVZ) 252
garrett Warpaint is on my new Playlist
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 08:07 PM (Cxk7w) Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 08:07 PM (1tsVZ) 254
235 >>it looks bad. I was going to put it ip in a fresh post but it's a bad fall.
He hit the ground like a Frozen Turkey. Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 08:03 PM (1tsVZ) ----------------------- As God is my witness... Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 02, 2021 08:08 PM (CAJOC) 255
Skip @ 245- He will be awarded the ANTIFA Order Of The Purple Sock with BLM Pendant for his injuries.
Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2021 08:08 PM (0OP+5) 256
X-files had some black oil episodes inside bodies
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 08:08 PM (Cxk7w) 257
>>Warpaint is on my new Playlist
Their live stuff is really good. Amazing rhythm section. Guitarist is a smokeshow. Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 08:08 PM (1tsVZ) 258
I get a page not found error on that link. Did twitter take it down already?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 08:05 PM (kTF2Z) It's still there. Doesn't look like blood. Paint maybe? Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 08:08 PM (KnJdm) 259
Jordan, was it a long gun or a short one? I'm trying to remember from the GT.
Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 08:09 PM (6Y47l) 260
249 Antifa dude has black blood... like in Prometheus?
Posted by: davidt at April 02, 2021 08:06 PM (FDHYR) Don't worry; the masks will protect people from the black goo. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 02, 2021 08:09 PM (DTX3h) 261
The shooter was not Black !!!!! He was a person that has lost his geometrical was during the biological crisis created by that war criminal Trump.
Trump = Mengele ... Any questions maggots ????? Posted by: James at April 02, 2021 08:09 PM (JLQTf) 262
Jordan, was it a long gun or a short one? I'm trying to remember from the GT.
Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 08:09 PM (6Y47l) Short. I never made it to the long gun range, except to watch. Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 02, 2021 08:10 PM (+FlgS) 263
It's pouring out of top of backpack, maybe paint he was going to use like someone on the ground was. Paint the Antifa symbol
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 08:10 PM (Cxk7w) 264
I notice that whenever someone is talking to him, Chris Cuomo always look like a dog trying to understand calculus.
Posted by: ... at April 02, 2021 08:11 PM (uEbPt) 265
Next time he should wear his antifa antifall gear.
Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 08:11 PM (4qDgd) 266
I'm finding I have to play with a lot of the twit links posted here for some reason. Makes no sense, maybe if I had a twit account?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 08:11 PM (hOUT3) 267
365?
Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 08:11 PM (6Y47l) Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 08:11 PM (1tsVZ) 269
Putin is really shaking his boots about Biden and the Whore:
Ukraine has asked for international support as Russia builds up troops along their shared border, raising concerns of an escalation in the seven-year conflict. Posted by: James at April 02, 2021 08:12 PM (JLQTf) 270
I notice that whenever someone is talking to him, Chris Cuomo always look like a dog trying to understand calculus.
Posted by: ... at April 02, 2021 08:11 PM (uEbPt) It would be easier for me to teach Conor calculus than for me to teach Chris Cuomo addition! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 08:13 PM (hOUT3) 271
Jr, just asked our new kitten whether she'd chosen her gender yet.
The one getting spayed on monday. I'm rolling on the floor. Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2021 08:13 PM (6Y47l) Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 08:13 PM (arJlL) 273
258 I get a page not found error on that link. Did twitter take it down already?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 08:05 PM (kTF2Z) you have to copy & paste the numbers, too Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 08:14 PM (oUcR5) 274
A Capitol police died in that vehicle ramming. Better round up the usual suspects Louis
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 08:15 PM (Cxk7w) 275
and backspace the empty space.
Posted by: Infidel at April 02, 2021 08:15 PM (E0OEG) 276
269 Putin is really shaking his boots about Biden and the Whore:
Ukraine has asked for international support as Russia builds up troops along their shared border, raising concerns of an escalation in the seven-year conflict. Posted by: James at April 02, 2021 08:12 PM (JLQTf) Maybe Ukraine should say they shot everyone who talked to the Trump admin about Hunter to curry favor. Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 08:15 PM (Ojki1) 277
269 Putin is really shaking his boots about Biden and the Whore:
Ukraine has asked for international support as Russia builds up troops along their shared border, raising concerns of an escalation in the seven-year conflict. Posted by: James at April 02, 2021 08:12 PM (JLQTf) Don't worry, my sources tell me that Mr. Biden is already on the job, and will soon be issuing a strongly worded statement that condemns white Americans for being white, and demands that they stop being white or the that guy in the place will keep doing the thing. Come on man! Posted by: CppThis at April 02, 2021 08:16 PM (zcf1k) 278
YT helpfully gave me a "news" feed today despite me never ever wanting one and always rejecting it.
Four headlines - all say "CAPITOL ATTACK" None have a picture or mention of the 'attacker' Posted by: ... at April 02, 2021 08:16 PM (uEbPt) 279
I replayed the video of the protester falling. That has to be ink or a busted can of spray paint.
He might have broken a bone in the fall. Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind. Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 08:16 PM (oUcR5) 280
I get a page not found error on that link. Did twitter take it down already?
-------- Link at 140 worked for me. Posted by: dartist at April 02, 2021 08:16 PM (+ya+t) Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 08:16 PM (2DOZq) 282
Maybe Ukraine should say they shot everyone who talked to the Trump admin about Hunter to curry favor.
Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 08:15 PM (Ojki1) Comrade Bete, you understand international relations! Posted by: Commissar LTC Vindman at April 02, 2021 08:17 PM (hOUT3) 283
281 -awesome!!!
Posted by: vivi at April 02, 2021 08:17 PM (USW1s) Posted by: ... at April 02, 2021 08:17 PM (uEbPt) 285
152 142 the GA GOP is afraid they are going to lose their collective ass next election.
Posted by: f'd at April 02, 2021 07:23 PM (4qDgd) They turned the state blue, they have no one to blame but themselves. Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 07:28 PM (oUcR5) Donate and vote harder or it is your fault for what the Dems do!!! Posted by: 2022 GoPe Fundraising and new nic posters screed at April 02, 2021 08:17 PM (Ojki1) 286
As an aside, Ukraine was never really in our sphere of influence so I'd be lying if I said I cared overmuch about what happens over there. It only became an issue in the first place because Merkel flexed her nuts and then hid behind America's skirt when Putin flexed back.
Posted by: CppThis at April 02, 2021 08:17 PM (zcf1k) 287
281 Possible Bee headline
Jesus Returns to Smite Evil Google and Twitter Ban Him For Violent Speech Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 08:16 PM (2DOZq) clearly, when Jesus said sell your cloak, buy a sword? He was condoning Violence and so must be cancelled. Posted by: Duh Left... at April 02, 2021 08:18 PM (oHd/0) Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at April 02, 2021 08:18 PM (x3HuE) 289
I will look at different videos of them, today been looking at Chieftain under the hatch, tours of tanks.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 08:18 PM (Cxk7w) 290
The fall is linked in WZ.
What a noob. He sucks at bouldering. Should have gone higher, traversed, and swing over. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 08:19 PM (u82oZ) 291
268 I see an Incel
and I want him painted black Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 08:11 PM (1tsVZ) Das Racist! Isn't it? Posted by: Romeo13, looking confused... at April 02, 2021 08:19 PM (oHd/0) 292
Has there been any mention on the color of the guys who attacked the Capitol today?
If they were white we would have heard by now, wouldn't you think? Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 08:20 PM (oUcR5) 293
Ugh.
Was eating dinner while FOX News went wa-a-a-a-ay out of their way to hide the race and affiliations and possible motivation of the DC Car insurgent. They tried to tie him to the DC "Riots" and "Insurrection". FOX is not your friend. Do not watch any of their programing. Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 08:20 PM (dWwl8) 294
Fraud was only reason Georgia went blue.
Well goodnight horde, probably be up at 4am tomorrow though have no reason to do it. Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 08:20 PM (Cxk7w) 295
AoSHQ AdSense is gonna be nothing but laxatives and constipation cures ala "one weird trick to jump start your pooper" from now on.
Go long on bran. Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2021 08:20 PM (iQdtP) 296
Fucking... Gravity...
Posted by: Antifa Dude at April 02, 2021 08:21 PM (FDHYR) Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 08:21 PM (1tsVZ) 298
294 Fraud was only reason Georgia went blue.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 08:20 PM (Cxk7w) It still pisses me off with a white hot rage. Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 08:21 PM (oUcR5) 299
Can we ask Putin for assistance with some of the White House crowd. Or the Media.
♫ I've got a list of people who will not be missed. ♫ No wait! The FBI. They are worthless to Americans. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 08:21 PM (u82oZ) 300
Alh, I saw a video of emts doing chest compressions on a non-uniformed young male on a gurney. He was black. I believe his identity was confirmed. Noah green maybe? Only 25.
Posted by: Funsize at April 02, 2021 08:21 PM (EiPf6) 301
Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 08:20 PM (dWwl
Dammit, why can't we hire people that support the planned narrative! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 08:22 PM (hOUT3) 302
287 281 Possible Bee headline
Jesus Returns to Smite Evil Google and Twitter Ban Him For Violent Speech Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 08:16 PM (2DOZq) clearly, when Jesus said sell your cloak, buy a sword? He was condoning Violence and so must be cancelled. Posted by: Duh Left... at April 02, 2021 08:18 PM (oHd/0) Twitter and Facebook staff don't fear Jesus cause after His return they will be doing the same thing and for the same master as they are now, just in a warmer place. Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 08:22 PM (Ojki1) 303
Churches are filling up all over. Of course, you won't get that info in the MSM, as the Opposition doesn't like the idea of anyone answering to anyone except them.
Posted by: azjaeger at April 02, 2021 08:22 PM (3/XaG) 304
300 Alh, I saw a video of emts doing chest compressions on a non-uniformed young male on a gurney. He was black. I believe his identity was confirmed. Noah green maybe? Only 25.
Posted by: Funsize at April 02, 2021 08:21 PM (EiPf6) That's the last we'll hear of this story, then. It's now a "local crime". Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 08:23 PM (oUcR5) 305
Nil Butron is a pud.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 02, 2021 08:23 PM (vuisn) 306
Did the muslim man of color kill the d c cop who shot ashli babbit ?
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at April 02, 2021 08:23 PM (hfZJY) 307
No wait! The FBI. They are worthless to Americans.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 08:21 PM (u82oZ) Throw in Barr and Durham as freebies! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 08:23 PM (hOUT3) 308
ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds
Had a lot of melanin content, but more importantly, a member of the Muslim Brotherhood, who claims the government is messing with his head with beamed transmissions. Seem legit. He will bother no one else. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 08:24 PM (u82oZ) 309
The problem with Putin and the Ukraine is two fold:
1. Crimea is an Oil Rich area on the Black Sea and Russia will then control the Black Sea and the Bosphorus Straits leading into the Mediterranean Sea to Europe 2. Every other tin pot dictator will see how weak Biden and the US are and maybe do some military action against a neighboring country (Ie: Iran and the Straits of Hormuz) Posted by: James at April 02, 2021 08:24 PM (JLQTf) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 08:24 PM (u82oZ) 311
Memory-holed.
Posted by: Funsize at April 02, 2021 08:25 PM (EiPf6) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 08:25 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 08:25 PM (oUcR5) 314
Posted by: azjaeger at April 02, 2021 08:22 PM (3/XaG)
My pastor is going to run two services this Easter so all the people he expects to come will have seats! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 08:25 PM (hOUT3) 315
Well of course Jesus has to be canceled. He and his religion represent an existential threat to the religion of the State which our media and corporate frenz are wholly devoted to.
If it's any consolation, state-worship rarely lasts very long before its true believers purge themselves out of existence. Posted by: CppThis at April 02, 2021 08:25 PM (zcf1k) 316
300 Alh, I saw a video of emts doing chest compressions on a non-uniformed young male on a gurney. He was black. I believe his identity was confirmed. Noah green maybe? Only 25.
Posted by: Funsize at April 02, 2021 08:21 PM (EiPf6) Nation of Islam follower as well, so you'll never hear of him again in the media. Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 08:26 PM (Ojki1) Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 08:26 PM (1tsVZ) Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 08:26 PM (2DOZq) 319
Donate and vote harder or it is your fault for what the Dems do!!!
Posted by: 2022 GoPe Fundraising and new nic posters screed at April 02, 2021 08:17 PM This! Posted by: Nikki Haley at April 02, 2021 08:26 PM (DMUuz) 320
>>>[136] Also, since it is Good Friday ... "The Fourth Cup" by Dr. Scott Hahn is a must-listen for today ... Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 07:21 PM (i4CI5)
======================= Greetings, Sharkman ... Many thanks for sharing this link! Have a Blessed Easter! Posted by: Kathy at April 02, 2021 08:27 PM (h3RRP) 321
I read that as 'Ents'.
Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 08:26 PM (1tsVZ) --------- They fucking take forever to get you to the hospital. Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 08:28 PM (kTF2Z) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 08:28 PM (u82oZ) 323
>>> 74 A Capitol police died in that vehicle ramming. Better round up the usual suspects Louis
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 08:15 PM (Cxk7w) Violent intent can only be proven if the cop died at some later time from an unrelated medical condition. Lining someone up and crushing them with your car before rushing at them with a knife is obviously accidental and should be ignored. Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2021 08:28 PM (iQdtP) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 08:28 PM (u82oZ) 325
Speaking of Good Friday, that's apparently a holiday at my new employer. Maybe going forward I'll be less prone to forgetting when Easter is, then going out on 'just another Sunday' only to discover that all the food places are closed.
Posted by: CppThis at April 02, 2021 08:29 PM (zcf1k) 326
They fucking take forever to get you to the hospital.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 08:28 PM (kTF2Z) Only when they pass the diagnosis in old entish. Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 08:29 PM (XeEyo) 327
Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 08:23 PM
Blonde isn't just a hair color; it's a state of mind. Does the Sisterhood accept similar-minded supplicants? Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2021 08:30 PM (DMUuz) 328
Violent intent can only be proven if the cop died at some later time from an unrelated medical condition. Lining someone up and crushing them with your car before rushing at them with a knife is obviously accidental and should be ignored.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2021 08:28 PM (iQdtP) Of course a black man gets shot moving toward a cop while unarmed! It's why I fear leaving the house! Posted by: ESPN's Mark Jones at April 02, 2021 08:31 PM (Ojki1) 329
They fucking take forever to get you to the hospital.
Locally known as "Taxi Rojo" or "Red Cab". The $1000 taxi ride. Posted by: Getting the banned back together at April 02, 2021 08:32 PM (hfZJY) 330
Posted by: James at April 02, 2021 08:24 PM (JLQTf)
Bigger problem, Ukraine has the land all the oil and gas pipelines from Russia to the EU run through. Just like the crap in Syria, it now all about pipeline routes and who controls them. Posted by: Romeo13, looking confused... at April 02, 2021 08:32 PM (oHd/0) 331
I can't let it go of the pure ridiculousness that the Dems are afraid of made up violence from the Right but basically ignored that one of their supporters traveled to DC and targeted Republican congressmen for mass murder and almost got away with it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 08:33 PM (2DOZq) 332
If it had been a white guy in a MAGA hat, Pelosi would already have congress back in session for a third impeachment.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 08:34 PM (kTF2Z) 333
Pissed off Game of Thrones fans watching the final episode:
"It's called ICE and FIRE, not MIDGETS AND CRIPPLES." Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 02, 2021 08:34 PM (ybIRR) 334
Does the Sisterhood accept similar-minded supplicants?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2021 08:30 PM (DMUuz) I'll have to check the style guide, Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 08:34 PM (oUcR5) 335
330 Posted by: James at April 02, 2021 08:24 PM (JLQTf)
Bigger problem, Ukraine has the land all the oil and gas pipelines from Russia to the EU run through. Just like the crap in Syria, it now all about pipeline routes and who controls them. Posted by: Romeo13, looking confused... at April 02, 2021 08:32 PM (oHd/0) *Checks a globe.* I fail to see how that is a problem for the US. Hell, we can't even get a pipeline from Canada. Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 08:35 PM (Ojki1) 336
332 If it had been a white guy in a MAGA hat, Pelosi would already have congress back in session for a third impeachment.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 08:34 PM (kTF2Z) They'd have just saved time and had Trump droned. Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 08:36 PM (Ojki1) 337
>>I fail to see how that is a problem for the US. Hell, we can't even get a pipeline from Canada.
Maybe try filling it with Meso-Americans? Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 08:36 PM (1tsVZ) 338
As always, I do not moderate the language of my jokes. Tyrion is the GOT GOAT.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 02, 2021 08:36 PM (ybIRR) 339
338 As always, I do not moderate the language of my jokes. Tyrion is the GOT GOAT.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 02, 2021 08:36 PM (ybIRR) Seconded. Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 08:37 PM (Ojki1) 340
>>> Posted by: James at April 02, 2021 08:24 PM (JLQTf)
Bigger problem, Ukraine has the land all the oil and gas pipelines from Russia to the EU run through. Just like the crap in Syria, it now all about pipeline routes and who controls them. Posted by: Romeo13, looking confused... at April 02, 2021 08:32 PM (oHd/0) Watching my country die is an extremely effective herbicide. Applied generously to my fields of fucks to give about the rest of the world and their stupid shit. Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2021 08:39 PM (iQdtP) 341
Evening.
So I'm doing something I shouldn't and scanning the Twats and reading some lefties bitch about Elon Musk and Space X. I should mention I'm a resident of the Rio Grande Valley and the bitching bitches are, I presume, Valley residents (but it *is* Twitter, after all). So, according to these Twats, Musk is "colonizing" the Valley. The millions he's pouring in to support STEM programs at local colleges and universities is "indoctrination" meant to create low wage workers. Brownsville didn't support Space X moving there (hilariously untrue). He's just using it all as an excuse to move money into Bitcoin, avoid taxes and eventually drill for oil. Mmmmkay. To be fair, there is one legit complaint about all the exploding rockets trashing up the surrounding parks and wildlife habitats. Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2021 08:40 PM (/8W6s) Posted by: Tiddy-Caca DonkeyChompers at April 02, 2021 08:40 PM (hfZJY) 343
Maybe try filling it with Meso-Americans?
The cause of Mesothelioma!! Posted by: Tiddy-Caca DonkeyChompers at April 02, 2021 08:40 PM (hfZJY) Aztecosis Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2021 08:43 PM (2DOZq) 344
341 Evening.
So I'm doing something I shouldn't and scanning the Twats and reading some lefties bitch about Elon Musk and Space X. I should mention I'm a resident of the Rio Grande Valley and the bitching bitches are, I presume, Valley residents (but it *is* Twitter, after all). So, according to these Twats, Musk is "colonizing" the Valley. The millions he's pouring in to support STEM programs at local colleges and universities is "indoctrination" meant to create low wage workers. Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2021 08:40 PM (/8W6s) "He's trying to keep all the uneducated undocumented workers from having all the high paying jobs Americans won't do!" On the other hand, they are admitting that college is worthless these days by saying that... Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 08:43 PM (Ojki1) 345
342 Maybe try filling it with Meso-Americans?
The cause of Mesothelioma!! Posted by: Tiddy-Caca DonkeyChompers at April 02, 2021 08:40 PM (hfZJY) 100 million dollar settlement coming up! -John Edwards and hir elk Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 08:44 PM (Ojki1) 346
To be fair, there is one legit complaint about all the exploding rockets trashing up the surrounding parks and wildlife habitats.
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2021 08:40 PM (/8W6s) Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 08:44 PM (XeEyo) 347
Have a great night, everyone.
And a special shout-out to all on The Gizzard team. You do good work, and are the trendsetters for us in Team Cloaca. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 08:48 PM (u82oZ) 348
@charliespiering
Donald Trump: "Boycott baseball" (Trump statement) https://tinyurl.com/ydor28dt Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 08:51 PM (cF8AT) 349
Might as well give moose out front the night off, looks slow at the HQ.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at April 02, 2021 08:54 PM (hfZJY) 350
There are lots of movies about Jesus available right now on tubi.
Think we'll watch The Greatest Story Ever Told next. Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 08:56 PM (oUcR5) 351
Are we free again? You can be.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 02, 2021 08:57 PM (LMgme) 352
Might as well give moose out front the night off, looks slow at the HQ. Posted by: Getting the banned back together at April 02, 2021 08:54 PM everyone's probably on a new tab waiting for the ont, hitting F5 like hunter biden standing in front of the crack dispenser Posted by: AltonJackson at April 02, 2021 08:57 PM (qPaGp) 353
349 Might as well give moose out front the night off, looks slow at the HQ.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at April 02, 2021 08:54 PM (hfZJY) They're all hitting the refresh button like a bunch of wild monkeys trying to be first on the ONT. Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 08:57 PM (oUcR5) 354
You do good work, and are the trendsetters for us in Team Cloaca.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2021 08:48 PM (u82oZ) When do we get the tee-shirts? I paid good money for the 'Cloaca "Я" Us' shirt Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 02, 2021 08:58 PM (hOUT3) 355
horde mind strikes again Posted by: AltonJackson at April 02, 2021 08:58 PM (qPaGp) 356
It is finished. Hallelujah.
Posted by: Java Joe at April 02, 2021 09:00 PM (xBhDz) 357
Jinx Alton Jackson!
Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 09:00 PM (oUcR5) 358
Garret, they reacue you, but just very slowly. And only from naughty Orcses.
Posted by: Funsize at April 02, 2021 09:02 PM (EiPf6) 359
Nood ONT
Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at April 02, 2021 09:05 PM (oUcR5) 360
I never watched GOT but I did read them, and Tyrion is one of the only characters I still wanted to read about after however many books he wrote.
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