Matt Gaetz: I'm the Victim of an Extortion/Shakedown Plot Being Run by a Former Department of Justice Official

Raise your hands if you think that sounds crazy, given what you know now.

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Apparently this shakedown (allegedly) involves Matt Gaetz paying for the travel expenses of young women he was dating. Gaetz admits that part.

Update: I want to stress, he's paying for these women's travel. I'm not saying he's paying them for sex. I don't believe he'd have to pay for sex.

But yeah, if you pay for a woman's travel, they tend to have sex with you. Women like hotels.

There's nothing wrong with that.

The way I phrased it with an "um" suggested that I think he was paying them for sex. I don't think that. I do think that when a man pays for airfare and hotel for a woman, she's likely to put out. But that is just how the world rolls.

But what they're trying to extort him on is the claim that one of the women he traveled with was 17.

Axios:

What he's saying: "The allegations against me are as searing as they are false," Gaetz said in a 13-minute phone interview with Axios. "I believe that there are people at the Department of Justice who are trying to criminalize my sexual conduct, you know when I was a single guy."

Axios reported earlier Tuesday that Gaetz has privately told confidants he's seriously considering not seeking re-election, and possibly leaving Congress early for a job at Newsmax.

The big picture: Gaetz, 38, said the specifics of the allegations are "unclear," and he said he's been told "very little." But the New York Times reported late Tuesday afternoon that the Justice Department is investigating Gaetz "over whether he had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old and paid for her to travel with him."

"The allegations of sexual misconduct against me are false," Gaetz told Axios. "They are rooted in an extortion effort against my family for $25 million... in exchange for making this case go away."

Gaetz sent Axios screenshots of text messages, emails and documents outlining the alleged extortion scheme, which he claimed was being run by a former DOJ employee. The Justice Department declined to comment.

I can easily see this being a scam. I could see a girl who's older than 17 claiming to be 17 for purposes of extortion.

The fact that these people immediately launched into a $25 million blackmail plot sort of damages their credibility.

And as for the Department of Justice -- guilty. Of whatever is being alleged.

My friends are concerned that the FBI, which has supposedly contacted Gaetz and his father to assist in the investigation of the blackmailers, is in fact targeting Gaetz.

That's about their speed. They pay an informer to set a target up at a dinner next to a Russian scholar, then they investigate that target for "Russian ties.

Russian ties that they corruptly engineered.

I'm going to stand by the presumption of innocence. Especially because I know the cops are filthy-corrupt.

Update: Story shopped around until the leakers found Axios a willing publisher, says Cernovich.

Mike Cernovich
@Cernovich

The Matt Gaetz story must have been widely shopped around. I had it as did a few others.

An investigation of this nature usually wouldn’t leak.

Highly suspicious.


This makes it seem much more like a hit.

And why did other leftwing papers refuse to run this ? Can't be because they were so convinced of the reliability of the accusers. I mean: Blackmailers.

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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Posted by: callsign claymore at March 30, 2021 07:30 PM (jU336)

2 Yep.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2021 07:30 PM (qoxR4)

3 Hey ace and everybody!

Feel good today. Did ALL the exercising I was supposed to, and got some sun too.

If you don't mind my asking, what kind of exercise regimen are you on ace? I think you were on a 10k steps a day thing once as I recall.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)

4 The left is absolutely insistent that Gaetz is gay. They imply it incessantly.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 30, 2021 07:32 PM (AD3JT)

5 >>>If you don't mind my asking, what kind of exercise regimen are you on ace? I think you were on a 10k steps a day thing once as I recall.

right now i'm not really exercising, though I try to get 3 miles of walking in. I don't know if that's exercise. I'm not really pushing the base.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:32 PM (5+1A/)

6 Innocent or guilty? I don't care as long as he fights RELIABLY for my side. This is war and I wouldn't take a piece off the board because my opponent told me to.

Posted by: DFCtomm at March 30, 2021 07:33 PM (50gG9)

7 *blank stare*

Washington, DC is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful city I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 30, 2021 07:33 PM (jU336)

8 pushing the PACE

you really have to push the pace when you're walking to make it into exercise.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:33 PM (5+1A/)

9 Rudy Giuliani can relate.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 07:33 PM (bDqIh)

10 DOJ should be called DOCTORS.

Department of Corruption, Toadyism and Obstructionism Regarding the Swamp.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

11
Gaetz is a Trump supporter

kinda all need to know, because the last 5 years

Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (r4bSV)

12 so sadly...the GOP go along gang is probably letting the republic burn because they have fallen prey to the DoJ and Intel agencies blackmailing them.

Vote harder it will certainly work

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (Lzpvj)

13 Seems like Gaetz is a target of the deep state to me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (r+sAi)

14 The FBI has only two function: protect Democrats and to frame innocent people.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

15 ace, three miles every day? Wow.
That's better than me. I can do one mile if I push myself.

But I'm thinking I could get in the habit soon of trying for 2 miles now and then, and go from there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

16 Underage girls? So who's extorting the fake president?

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (uEbPt)

17 Another day with the FBI looking even more inept and corrupt than yesterday.

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at March 30, 2021 07:35 PM (oaPMT)

18 FBI=
FUCKIN BIASED INCOMPETANTS

Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:35 PM (r4bSV)

19 Innocent. If you were single, who wouldn't like a travel companion?? As long as the ID was checked.

Nothingburger......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:35 PM (jvt6t)

20 Abolish the DOJ and the FBI.

A twofer.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

21 17 used to be of legal age for intimate encounters. But still a minor traveling across state lines without parental permission.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (03n3v)

22 Tick tock

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (uEbPt)

23 "We've been cooperating with Federal authorities."

You're paying the ransom?!

Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (KDCRD)

24 >>>15 ace, three miles every day? Wow.

no it still depends on the weather and how beat I am.

Usually 3 times a week. A few times five.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (5+1A/)

25 Look, the Corona 19 is a plague, man. A f***ing plague like...you know, scrofula. We gotta act NOW on the Mason jar mandate afore more people get killed, man.

Posted by: Biden, sometime next week at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (ldmQR)

26 OK...the bladder leakage ad near the Comments link is on purpose, right?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (axyOa)

27 17 Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at March 30, 2021 07:35 PM (oaPMT)

The FBI chose a side, it is not ours.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:37 PM (Lzpvj)

28 The MSM-DNC-Feds hve been hyping Qanon for months, and Qanon asserts elites like underage sex.

Would anyone be surprised if this scam was set up as a counter-narrative? You know, like Hillary who got 100's of millians from Russia for Uranium One purchase clearance smearing DJT as being owned by the Russians.

After what they did to DJT and others in his campaign/administration, there is nothing I wouldn't believe about the deep state's crooked behavior.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 07:37 PM (bDqIh)

29 Axios reported earlier Tuesday that Gaetz has privately told confidants he's seriously considering not seeking re-election, and possibly leaving Congress early for a job at Newsmax.


8 ways from Sunday. They can get you so many ways.

Posted by: Chucky Schumer, proud CCP-Democrat at March 30, 2021 07:37 PM (sy5kK)

30 The Ham and Eggers at the FBI are the most patriotic extortionists known to man. They're great Americans.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 30, 2021 07:37 PM (i0wNm)

31 What is funny is that just the very morning, Mrs928 and I were discussing how, if people are being blackmailed, *cough*Roberts*cough*, no one ever comes out and says 'Person X is blackmailing me!' even if it costs their jobs in politics.

Mrs928 suggested there is only one crime for which you won't be forgiven by the public and hence never rebel on the blackmailers: pedophilia.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:37 PM (yQpMk)

32 ace, still, that's excellent.

I got some bad news recently, basically that if I don't get my weight and pre-diabetes under control soon, I'm gonna end up losing most of the ability to use my right arm.

I just had a neurosurgeon recommend, you guessed it, surgery, even though he kept saying "this condition never really gets better." Of course my physical therapist disagrees. :-) But I do know I *never* want to have to have surgery again, ever ever ever.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)

33 Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (axyOa)

It's a real pisser.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (jvt6t)

34 FBIs dropped balls

boston bombing, colorado shootings[many] pulse night club, san bernadino, russia hoax, Trump everything, Garland, that jewish school i cannot remember, and on and on and on

wave that blue line flag tho

Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (r4bSV)

35 21 Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (03n3v)

who can be aided by teachers to get an invasive medical procedure with long term health and mental health damage potential no matter what age....

I am done thinking about this stuff.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (Lzpvj)

36 Meh. Apply leftist calvinball rules. I can't be bothered. He fights. He stays.

Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (KnJdm)

37 Do any of you pay any attention to anything he says? Sounds like a con to me.
Posted by: Rascal at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (ftSCx)


Not a con by him- between him and the DOJ/FBI, I'll trust Matt every time.

Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

38 Oh gawd, this dumbass signed up for some shit and now he's surprised to find out the deep state is using the shit against him.

What the shit did he think was the shit that was going to happen?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Gleichschaltung? You're Soaking In It! at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (Clxcy)

39

Gaetz thinks the FBI is helping him??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (1EFAo)

40 *blank stare*

Washington, DC is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful city I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 30, 2021 07:33 PM (jU336)

Oh Oh.
Looks like Claymore has been supplying his own mushrooms to the pizza guy again.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:39 PM (axyOa)

41 He had heterosexual consensual Sex, he must be burned at the Twitter Stake!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2021 07:39 PM (oHd/0)

42 were the young women Asian women? That puts a new spin on things.

Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at March 30, 2021 07:39 PM (oUcR5)

43 a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old and paid for her to travel with him."

17?!? Sheesh, we were done with her years ago...

Posted by: The DC Elite at March 30, 2021 07:39 PM (3fR4G)

44
Ace, can you please delete this Garbage Person:


Posted by: Rascal at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (ftSCx)

Every fucking day.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:39 PM (1EFAo)

45 FBIs dropped balls



boston bombing, colorado shootings[many] pulse night club, san
bernadino, russia hoax, Trump everything, Garland, that jewish school i
cannot remember, and on and on and on



wave that blue line flag tho

Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (r4bSV)

Boulder Sooper's murder.

Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (KnJdm)

46 Age of consent is 17 or below in a majority of states.

However, Florida is one where it's 18. So...

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (9qhLe)

47 Sooth, exactly.

The FBI will help Gaetz right up to the point that they "accidentally" find a dead, grossly sexually molested young child in the trunk of his car.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

48 updated

and gaetz will be on tucker carlson tonight

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (5+1A/)

49 25 Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (5+1A/)

I average 19,000 steps a day at work....

when I am not there it is 10,000

Sadly if I eat ANY carbs I gain weight,

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (Lzpvj)

50 But did he say puthy? *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (W4eKo)

51 Sciatica Stretch Girl > Bladder Leakage Stretch Girl

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

52 A number of the fine personnel of the F.B.I. are members or allies of our elite gruppenwaffen of dedicated public servants, and we will not stand to hear their sterling character attributes sullied, Sir!

Posted by: Top. Men. at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (DMUuz)

53 21 17 used to be of legal age for intimate encounters. But still a minor traveling across state lines without parental permission.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (03n3v)

Or, as its known in EVERY Beach town? Spring Break.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (oHd/0)

54 Funny, I don't believe anything the FBI says about Democrats OR Republicans, they are lting in either case!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (hOUT3)

55 Im truly convinced Biden showered with his daughter when she was in her teens. His son bangs children and his brother's wife. Cuomo grabs the tits of every woman within 10 feet. I frankly don't care if Matt traveled with someone who now claims she was 17.

Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

56 sven, same here it seems.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (L2ZTs)

57 lying

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (hOUT3)

58 LEO do entrapment. I've seen it.
I've even thwarted it.
Had I not, it would have been a life changing experience.

Posted by: navybrat, in the plaid hat at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (w7KSn)

59 After the last five years of incompetence, betrayals and set-ups, there is one thing I agree with the turd burglars at blm on......

Fuck da Police.......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (jvt6t)

60 Gaetz also believes in global warming. His climate change tweets are indistinguishable from AOCs batshit lunacy.

Soooooo... not the worst loss imaginable.

Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (87eBR)

61 FBI had something to do with Judy Garland?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (63Dwl)

62 You can't possibly think Leftists are not just a big crime family?

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (Cxk7w)

63
17yo? and a girl?


nah, pass, leave that for Clinton

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (r4bSV)

64 Oh ace your presumptions are absolutely reasonable, default even, maybe even understated. Gaetz is surely a target (of the Beltway), so all bets are off.

If a DOJ and FBI can target a presidential campaign, a president-elect's national security advisor, and a sitting president with childishly clumsy fake investigations (including, speaking seriously, that president's *own* DOJ), then going after a congressman is nothing.

I've been wondering what ground-breaking federal criminality will be happening in order to destroy DeSantis. As almost literally the only public official in a country of 330M who daily shames and eviscerates the idiot class with results and words, he's a pretty lonely lightning rod.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (OTzUX)

65 I'd sooner believe Gaetz than the corrupt agencies trying to ruin him.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 30, 2021 07:42 PM (qZdIZ)

66
Ace, what's your Cardio consist of?

(Cardio: Activity that induces rapid heart rate)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:42 PM (1EFAo)

67 Who believes anything the FBI says?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 07:42 PM (lgiXo)

68 they loved stormy daniels even though she was a filthy lying extortionist.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (+W56V)

69 > Apparently this shakedown (allegedly) involves Matt Gaetz paying for young women to, um, travel with him. Gaetz admits that part.

Extortion is a terrible thing, and I'm not condoning it at all. That said, what a skeezy dude.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (i0wNm)

70 Bertram, I think Judy basically died of depression. Which is sad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)

71 Here is the GOP in a nutshell:

Liz Cheney: Fuck over your constituents, caucus, and party. We must support her!

Gaetz: Allegations. Burn the witch!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (kTF2Z)

72 >>>Ace, what's your Cardio consist of?


nothing, not for a while. I walk up some hills. I jog for a spell. But I'm not really doing any cardio. Haven't in a long time. I'm very out of shape.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (5+1A/)

73 66 rhomboid,
If DeSantis is smart, he has some copies of DJT's copious files of material on the Beltway critters.

Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (pO7gM)

74 Mrs928 suggested there is only one crime for which you won't be forgiven by the public and hence never rebel on the blackmailers: pedophilia.

I think there are far worse ones which you would never admit, even in a suicide note. Pedophilia is simply the foot in the door for the blackmailers.

Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (2nFxy)

75 (Cardio: Activity that induces rapid heart rate)


But that's not important right now.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

76 Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (5+1A/)

I average 19,000 steps a day at work....

when I am not there it is 10,000

Sadly if I eat ANY carbs I gain weight,

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (Lzpvj)

On a good day I can do 6-7 12oz curls a day.
Each hand.
Unless Mrs D is home, then, no.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (axyOa)

77 shop it around and no one bites but don't worry twitter trending will put anything up to hurt a non liberal.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (+W56V)

78 Is this 17 year old a Chinese spy? Because if she is I think we can just move along...

Posted by: Cali_Deplorable at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (a74KK)

79 Anybody see Tucker interview Gaetz about his adopted son?

I imagine this is an attempt at counter-flak.

And Gaetz has had other legal problems, even before he adopted his teenage son. Crashing a car while high was one.

He smells like a decepticon--another pedo, getting caught.

Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (AwPyG)

80 Matt Gaetz is effective, outspoken, and appears to be trying to work for his constituents. However, since I live on the Panhandle, I can tell you there is a very vocal group who dislike him, and in fact, dislike all conservatives and Republicans, who are constantly complaining about him and view him as a "problem". Given some of the things said about him on the Pensacola subreddit, I have no doubt someone has targeted him in hopes of having him removed from office one way or another. The funniest part of this to me is how those same people who are now complaining about him supposedly having sex with women(OMG!), are also complaining about him being a closeted homosexual. You can't have it both ways!

Posted by: TheCynic at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (iHBmE)

81 Of course the FBI is looking for a way to target Gaetz. Only possible explanation for this "investigation."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (Uh2oA)

82 Extortion is a terrible thing, and I'm not condoning it at all. That said, what a skeezy dude.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (i0wNm)

So, you've never taken a girlfriend on a vacation? Away for a weekend?

If that makes ya skeevy, I am the Skeeviest!

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (oHd/0)

83 it's a hit job. period.

I don't know much about Gaetz... he seemed good when 45 was in office. Just like I did about Noem, I had hopes that he was really a solid conservative. Now that I'm hearing this, I think he might be.

So good on you Matt... This should be a badge of honor. Someone is scared of you.

Give 'em hell

Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (U1eOr)

84 My friends are concerned that the FBI, which has supposedly contacted Gaetz and his father to assist in the investigation of the blackmailers, is in fact targeting Gaetz.
I'm going to stand by the presumption of innocence. Especially because I know the cops are filthy-corrupt.

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM
-----
Ace didn't keep this blog for so many years by being stupid and a blind follower.

Another proof point is how the EFF BEE EYE has turned on peaceful Americans, nearly a million of which chose to use their 1st Amendment right to assemble on Jan 5-6.
Now, they are hunting them down like escaped Nazi prisoners in WWII.

You already know what I'm saying next, so no need.
Hint: it ends in "2.0".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (sy5kK)

85 58 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (L2ZTs)

Well I have good news....

Keto/Adkins works.

I have bad news, once you break it it comes back with a vengeance.

You can feel your body shed a buttload of inflammatory junk still but I need to get back to less than 8 net carbs a day to get back down to 220.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (Lzpvj)

86 I'd work from the basis of trusting no one except the lawyer who wants to sue the government. At least you know what he's in it for.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 07:45 PM (Q87rR)

87
My Take:

Yes, Gaetz is being set up by a former DOJ employee...with info given to the former Shit by the current Shits in the DOJ.

In other words, the "former" DOJ is working with the DOJ to set up and frame Gaetz. They are entrapping him.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:45 PM (1EFAo)

88 I just had a neurosurgeon recommend, you guessed it, surgery, even though he kept saying "this condition never really gets better." Of course my physical therapist disagrees. :-) But I do know I *never* want to have to have surgery again, ever ever ever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)

Same. I am not a medical professional, but I think physical therapy, when done religiously and as directed, can prevent most surgeries (for muscular-skeletal problems, obviously, not internal so much).

I can't imagine preferring surgery over doing a few exercises every day.

Posted by: April at March 30, 2021 07:45 PM (OX9vb)

89 LEO do entrapment. I've seen it.

I've even thwarted it.

Had I not, it would have been a life changing experience.

Posted by: navybrat, in the plaid hat at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (w7KSn)

Terror charges were dropped against those in the foiled plot to kidnap Whitmer, because . . . get this . . . it was an FBI entrapment plot from start to end.

Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:45 PM (KnJdm)

90 If DeSantis is smart, he has some copies of DJT's copious files of material on the Beltway critters.

Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (pO7gM)

The fact is, if anyone wants a career in politics, they'd better have the intelligence collection infrastructure in place to begin collection on their friends and foes alike very early on...like as in running for dog catcher.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (axyOa)

91 sven, oh I agree with you and that's what I'm going with.

The next time I have pizza, it's gonna be a Blaze Pizza with their keto crust.

And yeah, my whole lifestyle has to change. That's the only way to keep the weight off.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)

92 Gaetz peddles the "climate" nonsense? That's a shock. And a complete disqualification, if true. Climate idiocy is the most powerful weapon the authoritarian freaks have. The virus idiocy will break down and fade over time, but the climate nonsense provides license to regulate essentially all human activity in a modern industrialized society.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (OTzUX)

93 Gaetz is too vocal for Democrats. He shines way too much light on their schemes and doesn't take the Lisa Murcoleski Chamber of Commerce route. But do support your NSRC and CCRC.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (WjGNl)

94 I took a girl on a vacation when I was a couple of years out of college and she was still in college and poor. Did that make her a ho? Nah, she was my girlfriend, big deal.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (r+sAi)

95 79 Anybody see Tucker interview Gaetz about his adopted son?
I imagine this is an attempt at counter-flak.
And Gaetz has had other legal problems, even before he adopted his teenage son. Crashing a car while high was one.
He smells like a decepticon--another pedo, getting caught.
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (AwPyG)


Considering you believe everything put out by Q as true, you statement is further evidence of Gaetz being innocent.

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (vMCab)

96 72 >>>Ace, what's your Cardio consist of?


nothing, not for a while. I walk up some hills. I jog for a spell. But I'm not really doing any cardio. Haven't in a long time. I'm very out of shape.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (5+1A/)


Average COVID gain is 25 lbs. We're all out of shape.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 07:47 PM (Q87rR)

97 April, exactly, thanks.
The neurosurgeon basically told me even if I fix the bad spots in my cervical spine, the problem will just keep working its way down the column. So I'd be looking at surgery every couple years for the rest of my life I guess.

NO. Just no.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)

98 76 Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (axyOa)

I am no stud, I just walk a lot while carrying stuff.

I am such a health nut I am about to eat some pizza.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:47 PM (Lzpvj)

99 62 You can't possibly think Leftists are not just a big crime family?
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (Cxk7w)

*insert favorite Godfather quote here*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

100 Extortion is a terrible thing, and I'm not condoning it at all. That said, what a skeezy dude.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (i0wNm)

Hear. Hear.

Posted by: Mittbot 2.0 at March 30, 2021 07:47 PM (KnJdm)

101 C'mon, eat the good food, drink the good liquor...have a double desert.........AHHHHHHHHHHH...

(ace comes in with a chainsaw in one hand and AR in the other)

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:47 PM (jvt6t)

102 Rule #1

Never admit ANYTHING.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2021 07:48 PM (uGie0)

103 90 Diogenes, a lot of candidates buy it from oppo researchers--sleaze merchants. In the old days of politics, a campaign manager cultivated police beat reporters. There was one reporter in Chicago that had a hit put on him in the roaring 20's because he was the connection between the police, politicos and the mob.

Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:48 PM (pO7gM)

104 So, you've never taken a girlfriend on a vacation? Away for a weekend?

If that makes ya skeevy, I am the Skeeviest!


Dude's 38 and PAYING 18 year olds to "travel with him." I don't think your analogy captures the facts of the matter.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:48 PM (i0wNm)

105 Average COVID gain is 25 lbs. We're all out of shape.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Eh... Everyone's soft. Not me - I'm a rock. I've only gained 24 pounds. Well, 35 if you round up, but...

Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (U1eOr)

106
Okay, now it's all becoming clear.

Gaetz is being set up by the DOJ, not by some former DOJ employee shaking him down for $$.

What's happening is the corrupt DOJ sent someone to shake down Gaetz for $$. Gaetz was supposed to incriminate himself by simply interacting with this DOJ-sent Confederate. And he did.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (1EFAo)

107 If Gaetz was another DC globohomopedo, they would have exposed him long before now.

Posted by: Citizen sans nation at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (ldmQR)

108 And yeah, my whole lifestyle has to change. That's the only way to keep the weight off.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)


My BIL completely reversed his pre diabetes and cholesterol with Keto. Stuck to it like glue and lost 150 lbs and all his bloodwork is normal. Doc told him his shit was irreversible too. Doctors are kinda stupid.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (Q87rR)

109
Nunes will be next.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (1EFAo)

110 Last night I said that Kristi Noem, on Tucker, looked as if she had been Corporate gang raped and groomed (aka muslim gangs in england) and that I think that happened to Kimberly Klacik and other well intended conservatives.

This event with Gaetz confirms my belief that when the commies see a strong opponent there is nothing they will not do to disable them.

Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (1R/n6)

111 He smells like a decepticon--another pedo, getting caught.
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (AwPyG)

If he was a pedo he probably wouldn't be criticizing Democrats so much as he does. Perhaps it's not the most just thing to criticize him with being a pedo if you have no proof.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (VP4Cd)

112 @95

You're entitled to your opinion--and nowadays, you never know who to believe, but I do urge everyone to take a look at the Tucker interview, and Gaetz' explanation for adopting Nestor.

Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (AwPyG)

113 Yeah Gaetz even called us climate deniers.

I know when it comes to allies beggars cant be choosers but the guy can go fuck a polar bear over that one.

Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (87eBR)

114 Dude's 38 and PAYING 18 year olds to "travel with him." I don't think your analogy captures the facts of the matter.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:48 PM (i0wNm)

Paying, or paying FOR. World of difference.

And article says paid FOR.

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (oHd/0)

115 Dude's 38 and PAYING 18 year olds to "travel with him."

38 / 2 +7 = 26. Yeah, he's not dating them for the conversation.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (yQpMk)

116 100 Extortion is a terrible thing, and I'm not condoning it at all. That said, what a skeezy dude.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (i0wNm

until we see some pics, lets not be hasty

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (6iURM)

117 97 qdpsteve, sorry to hear about your cervical problems. Physical therapy can stave it off a bit and depending on the problem (whether it is foraminal stenosis or the spinal column impingement itself), good chiropractic care might help. Find someone that uses the Gonstead method though.

Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (pO7gM)

118 Eh... Everyone's soft. Not me - I'm a rock. I've only gained 24 pounds. Well, 35 if you round up, but...
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (U1eOr


All muscle gain, I'm sure. Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (Q87rR)

119 104 Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:48 PM (i0wNm)

EXACTLY! We need men and women of only the finest moral character in these hallowed halls!

//Hahaha Congress

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (Lzpvj)

120 Nunes will be next.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (1EFAo)

------

They already tried to get Nunes. Not that they won't go for it again, but the House already investigated him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (Uh2oA)

121 Gaetz peddles the "climate" nonsense? That's a shock. And a complete disqualification, if true.

Agreed. If you've bought into that crap, you'll buy into just about anything.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (W4eKo)

122 You can feel your body shed a buttload of inflammatory junk still but I need to get back to less than 8 net carbs a day to get back down to 220.
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (Lzpvj)

Dear sweet Jesus, I thought I was having trouble with the 1200 calories or less a day just to maintain weight. If I had to keep it under 8 net, I might as well just accept staying fat. I average 40-50 net. Again, for maintenance. If I want to lose, I have to keep it under 20 net. Very difficult for me, since I dislike eggs and many meats.

Posted by: April at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (OX9vb)

123 -e and lost 150 lbs and all his bloodwork is normal. Doc told him his shit was irreversible too-

most people can not/will not lose 150lbs

Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (r4bSV)

124 18 seems adult to me. But yeah he violated the half your age plus 7 rule. I don't care, the deep state needs to die.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (r+sAi)

125 Gatez is apparently a sugar daddy!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (Q87rR)

126 I would have got local law enforcement involved first.. I don't trust the FBI for anything any more!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (CjFDo)

127 Nunes will be next.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (1EFAo)



You have ... seen this?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (yQpMk)

128 "Gaetz peddles the "climate" nonsense? That's a shock."

Immediate cause to question judgement.

Posted by: f'd at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (WGvCV)

129 (ace comes in with an AR with the chainsaw bayonet attachment and thingie that goes up in one hand and a power drill in the other)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:47 PM


Edited for additional accuracy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (DMUuz)

130 Where would Gaetz get 25M?

Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (E0OEG)

131 EXACTLY! We need men and women of only the finest moral character in these hallowed halls!



//Hahaha Congress

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (Lzpvj)

My sentiments precisely, my good man.

Posted by: Mittbot 2.0 at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (KnJdm)

132 109
Nunes will be next.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


That's my fear - they're going after anyone who even smells of conservatism.

It does make me wonder why Gowdy got out of the game... What did they have on him? Eh... he's doing well for himself now.

Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (U1eOr)

133 Mrs928 suggested there is only one crime for which you won't be forgiven by the public

***

And think of how trivially easy it would be to set up Trump supporters via cell phones and spam.

It's coming.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (bm04m)

134
when we start electing saints ?

nobody perfect

Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (r4bSV)

135 108 And yeah, my whole lifestyle has to change. That's the only way to keep the weight off.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)
----------

Cary Grant said that he didn't do work out exercises to stay in shape. He ahh, well, ask Diane Cannon.

Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (1R/n6)

136 So Gaetz admit to paying young ladies to "travel with him"?

Isn't there anyone in DC who isn't a completely corrupted, amoral jackass?

Fuck him.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (i4CI5)

137 Conservatives need to keep their noses super clean. Even a skidmark will get the FBI on their case.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (lgiXo)

138 Mark Twain's quote about Congress comes to mind,
'America has no native criminal class, except Congress.'

Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (pO7gM)

139 Eh... Everyone's soft. Not me - I'm a rock. I've only gained 24 pounds. Well, 35 if you round up, but...

Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (U1eOr)


I'm actually rather pleased with myself. I'm the same weight I was a year ago.
Sadly, muscle tone is down, but it'll come back.
I'm sure.

Eventually.


No doubt.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:53 PM (axyOa)

140 DeSantis "having something" on others won't mean much.

Not when 98% of the "press" and 100% of the pop culture and 99% of the rest of the "ramparts" of the society are part of his opposition.

Aside from being a ridiculous, absurd candidate for president - with no campaign (and not GOTV in key areas, which is where the fraud discussion starts), physically unable to interact in public - Biden is one of the most clownishly corrupt figures in the Beltway since he was VP (which is saying a lot). With an idiotic addict goofball son to help make sure the corruption is even more obvious, and heavy-handed.

We all remember how Joe's ludicrous non-campaign was obliterated by the redundant but specific and colorful confirmation of gross corruption involving Joe that were known late in the fall.

Oh. Wait.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 07:53 PM (OTzUX)

141 Agreed. If you've bought into that crap, you'll buy into just about anything.

********

Yes such as believing the FBI is an honest entity who will successfully catch a DOJ official shaking him down.

Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 07:53 PM (87eBR)

142 And the people that are attacking him are the people that protect pedophile Hunter and Joe.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2021 07:53 PM (r+sAi)

143 most people can not/will not lose 150lbs
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (r4bSV)


I provided one example. Most certainly causation.

So please show your work that most people can't/won't.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 07:53 PM (Q87rR)

144 Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (i4CI5)

Article says paying FOR, not paying.

Way different IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at March 30, 2021 07:53 PM (oHd/0)

145 So a new Coke commercial on the USC-Gonzaga game.
Setting, a convenience store counter. Gal at counter buying new flavor of Coke, a sixpack of part cherry, part vanilla.

The gal is a half werewolf, and the guy is half goat.

"Are you saying that it is possible for a Coke to be half-cherry, and half-vanilla?"

It is actually a commercial for transgenderism, and Coke is saying "yep, it's ok!"

Whatever happened to "have a Coke, and a smile"?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (sy5kK)

146 > 38 / 2 +7 = 26. Yeah, he's not dating them for the conversation.

Right. Have any of you guys had a conversation with a 18 year old lately. They are dumb. They are boring. They have nothing in common with you. I'd look sideways at a 23 year old going out with a 18 year old because there's a huge emotional and mental gap between those ages. A 38 year old with an 18 year old is skeevy as hell.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (i0wNm)

147 I was told with complete confidence last year that Gaetz was gayer than a 3 filler bill and was probably abusing his adopted son.

Boy, it is so hard to keep track of the smears coming from the news media nowadays.

Aint it Hunter?

Posted by: Loki at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (KqiMr)

148 i don't think fucking an 18 or 19 year old makes you a "pedo."

For crying out loud. How old does a woman have to be before someone can finally fuck her?

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (5+1A/)

149 AlaBAMA, thanks.

April, good luck. At least I really like red meat and chicken, and I'm learning to like/love salmon. :-)

whig, also thanks. I believe what I have is the foraminal stenosis.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (L2ZTs)

150
You have ... seen this?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Of course.

So how big is the big door?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (1EFAo)

151 I have to wonder at the nationality of these young girls.

I mean, at this point it is obvious that China has targeted every elected official in the country, and they have hundreds of thousands of spies in place.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (1lmB+)

152 Unless proven otherwise I assume every Democrat is demon possessed.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (lgiXo)

153 If Gaetz just would have gotten vaccinated, none of this would have happened.

Posted by: johnd01 at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (uVQvU)

154


His wife was harassed, too, IIRC.

And Jim Jordan got a Fusion GPS smearjob with allegations he covered up someone abusing teen wrestlers.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (bDqIh)

155 18 seems adult to me. But yeah he violated the half your age plus 7 rule. I don't care, the deep state needs to die.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (r+sAi)

Yeah, not seeing the problem worth clutching pearls over. Cuomo's sexually assaulting every chick within reach, when not serially murdering, Coonman is great with murdering them in the womb or letting them die on a shelf, the installed resident in Chief is a wholly owned subsidiary of China, and we're shitting ourselves over likely legal behavior?
Who needs enemies?

Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (KnJdm)

156
For crying out loud. How old does a woman have to be before someone can finally fuck her?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (5+1A/)

***

How about showering with?
- President* Uncle Joe

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (bm04m)

157 i am also not scandalized that a 38 year old is dating young women primarily for the sex and not for the intellectuality of it.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (5+1A/)

158 My take:

Gowdy=decepticon
Haley=decepticon
Crenshaw=decepticon

Every Republican who voted to impeach Trump=decepticon.

They talk a good game, but they're there to fool you

Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (AwPyG)

159 137 Northernlurker,
Having worked on the Hill with some experiences in state and local politics, you have no idea about what temptations are there for those stupid enough to take the ticket.

The difference is that Dems rarely go to prison or even resign unless a hit is on. Reps. go to prison and resign because that is what their voters expect.

Personally, I think that all Congress should now be virtual meetings with Congress critters ensconced in their home states and meeting virtually.

Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (pO7gM)

160 148 i don't think fucking an 18 or 19 year old makes you a "pedo."

For crying out loud. How old does a woman have to be before someone can finally fuck her?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (5+1A/)


17

Posted by: Chef at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (vMCab)

161
if an 18yo can vote, she can fuck

Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (r4bSV)

162 So how big is the big door?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (1EFAo)



Exactly as you guessed; 10 wide 14 tall.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (yQpMk)

163 A 38 year old with an 18 year old is skeevy as hell.

You misspelled "none of my damned business"

Would I do it? No. Would I caution others against it? Yes. But its none of my beeswax

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (KZzsI)

164 Isn't there anyone in DC who isn't a completely corrupted, amoral jackass?

Fuck him.
Posted by: Sharkman


I'll be a gentleman and say I disagree. I did not vote for Trump because I thought he was an angel. I know he's human and I figure he's got more skeletons in the closet than most. He's probably a real shit-heel and a bastard.

I voted for Trump because he was a fighter. He was willing to call the democrats out and go tooth and nail against them. WTF? Was "Jeb" going to fight for us?

Let's not throw out everyone who is not an angel. Nobody's an angel. But if they fight for us side, we turn a blind eye to their sins, just like the other side does.

Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (U1eOr)

165 Gaetz is now 38 . When did this supposed paying for young women to travel with him occur? Last week? Last month? Last decade?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (roAcN)

166 >>>Have any of you guys had a conversation with a 18 year old lately.


They can talk? Who knew?

Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (KnJdm)

167 Politicians will never be pure. That's a fact. We keep trying to elect people that are pure as the driven snow. If they fight, who cares?

That being said, I had forgotten about climate deniers tweets. So....fuck that guy and his Mile High Hookers.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (jvt6t)

168 But if they fight for us

**

Show me this non-Trump person, please.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (bm04m)

169 You misspelled "none of my damned business"

Would I do it? No. Would I caution others against it? Yes. But its none of my beeswax
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Fuckin' A right!

Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (U1eOr)

170 AlaBAMA, agreed that doctors (some, anyway) are kinda stupid.

I can't help but feel my neurosurgeon was really just pushing his specialty. After all, doing surgery is what pays his bills.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (L2ZTs)

171 Just the tip.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (2BZBZ)

172 How did he meet an 18 year old anyway? Friends daughter?

Posted by: f'd at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (WGvCV)

173 The only way I would lose 150 pounds is from a life threatening illness. There's no other way I could lose that much. I wasn't able to lose a lot of weight when I did physical labor every day.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (5HBd1)

174 22 Tick tock
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (uEbPt)

HEY!

Who let Hannity in?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (sy5kK)

175 146 bonhomme, if you were Diogenes looking for the most moral with your lantern, let alone a honest man, you would strike out on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (pO7gM)

176
Exactly as you guessed; 10 wide 14 tall.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Damn, I'm good at Spatial estimates!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (1EFAo)

177 Had, until last year, a rather young female doctor who immediately cramped her hand as it spasmed wanting to write me a prescription for Lipitor based on my sky high cholesterol, which I said is purely the result of my very low carb diet. She then suggested that since I've never had one before and am over 50, perhaps I would pop for a $100 artery scan? I said sure, and even offered to bet her what the results would be. Of course, being a professional, she didn't take me up on it but she didn't even comment when it turned out I was right. She figured I'd be plugged solid with bacon and lime scale but my calcium score was 0.0%.

Suck it, pharma.

And somebody's going to have to blowdart me in the back of the neck from up in a tree before I take that damn vaccine.

Posted by: Citizen sans nation at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (ldmQR)

178 >>>Have any of you guys had a conversation with a 18 year old lately.

No....the duct tape usually does the trick.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (jvt6t)

179 How did he meet an 18 year old anyway? Friends daughter?
Posted by: f'd at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (WGvCV)



Family Reunion.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (yQpMk)

180 Another indicator of the US being now a 3rd world country; fear of the police. Knowledge that they are on the take and will mete out street justice depending on who you know and how much you can give them.

So far our local LE are okay. Not pure but for the most part playing it straight. It's the AG and the DOJ and the FBI that are the problems.

And probably always have been. This stuff didn't just pop up in the last 4 years. It was only revealed then.

Oh yeah. The FBI has been a pain for local LE for decades.

What we weren't sure about was whether the DOJ played it straight more or less even when the other party got in.

Now we see that the entire Fedgov bureaucracy has a vested interest in one particular party and will do whatever it takes to make sure that that party stays in ascendence.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (ZLL8y)

181 Is Bob Menedez still a Senator?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (bDqIh)

182 When Cardi B is the featured entertainment at the awards Gaetz paying for a traveling companion is pretty milk toast.

Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (1R/n6)

183 Dont get me wrong, Naturally I would find Gaetzs taste in boinkable boom booms to be a resume enhancer.

But he strikes me as a naive mimbo, not exactly the sharpest tack in the rusted tool shed.

Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (87eBR)

184 Society says the line between cougar and perve is a chromosome.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (Q87rR)

185 Personally, I think that all Congress should now be virtual meetings with Congress critters ensconced in their home states and meeting virtually.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (pO7gM)


Use TX as a model.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (qoxR4)

186
I've always been amazing at guessing dimensions, distances, sizes, and weights. It's truly a gift.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (1EFAo)

187 i am also not scandalized that a 38 year old is dating young women primarily for the sex and not for the intellectuality of it.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (5+1A/)

Yeah, I said the same thing about the Judge Moore stuff a couple of years ago, and the GOPe and Tut Tut brigade shit canned him anyway.

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (oHd/0)

188 bonhomme, if you were Diogenes looking for the most moral with your lantern, let alone a honest man, you would strike out on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (pO7gM)


Hey!
Infringement!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (axyOa)

189 Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (AwPyG)

Are they all pedophiles too or having sex with their children as you feel Gaetz is?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (VP4Cd)

190 Right. Have any of you guys had a conversation with a 18 year old
lately. They are dumb. They are boring. They have nothing in common
with you. I'd look sideways at a 23 year old going out with a 18 year
old because there's a huge emotional and mental gap between those ages.
A 38 year old with an 18 year old is skeevy as hell.

Truth. It's a sobering moment when you realize young women are no longer interested in you because you're just old. If you've lived right, though, you don't mind because you've found something better and more age appropriate.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (v16oJ)

191 Vote for me. I will support you though thick or thin.

Posted by: Jacques LeStrappe at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (DMUuz)

192 Family Reunion.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (yQpMk)

That's the biden show.

Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (KnJdm)

193 179 How did he meet an 18 year old anyway? Friends daughter?
Posted by: f'd at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (WGvCV)


Family Reunion.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (yQpMk)

Oh, he did a Biden?

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (oHd/0)

194 Hilarious...after all the corruption, illegality, violations of rights and outright crime perpetuated by the FBI and the DOJ right dab in front of Gaetz, he implies that everything will work out just fine because he has referred this to the FBI.

Republicans are dumb.....real dumb...excruciatingly dumb.

Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (FArSJ)

195 I said the same thing about the Judge Moore stuff a couple of years ago

In his case don't think he was looking for nookie, I think he was after a young breeder.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (KZzsI)

196 > i am also not scandalized that a 38 year old is dating young women primarily for the sex and not for the intellectuality of it.

I am not scandalized. I am judging.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (i0wNm)

197 If you Google Gaetz you will see that all the Lefty MSM have jumped all over the story but only the part about Gaetz being investigated for sex trafficking.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (2DOZq)

198 "But yeah, if you pay for a woman's travel, they tend to have sex with you."

?????

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (qpX6U)

199 "Hey Nineteen" explains it perfectly how it goes between an older guy and a teenager.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (ZLL8y)

200 i added this:

Update: I want to stress, he's paying for these women's travel. I'm not saying he's paying them for sex. I don't believe he'd have to pay for sex.

But yeah, if you pay for a woman's travel, they tend to have sex with you. Women like hotels.

There's nothing wrong with that.

The way I phrased it with an "um" suggested that I think he was paying them for sex. I don't think that. I do think that when a man pays for airfare and hotel for a woman, she's likely to put out. But that is just how the world rolls.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:01 PM (5+1A/)

201 Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (oHd/0)

Horde Mind! ACTIVATE!

Posted by: Romeo13, Now with MORE Skeeve! at March 30, 2021 08:01 PM (oHd/0)

202 66
Ace, what's your Cardio consist of?

(Cardio: Activity that induces rapid heart rate)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:42 PM (1EFAo)

Pictures of an early-career Betty Grable.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 08:01 PM (sy5kK)

203 In his case don't think he was looking for nookie, I think he was after a young breeder.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (KZzsI)

One that he could be married to for over 35 years?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (2DOZq)

204 >>>I am not scandalized. I am judging.

what age does a woman have to reach before I'm allowed to notice she's sexually attractive?

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (5+1A/)

205 Wow I'm slow.

Wrong acronym too, but they kinda blend together.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (b8eqQ)

206 This all sounds fishy though. Like, maybe preemptive limited hangout.

I mean, who would pay any amount of money to make a story "go away". What happens when it leaks, do you get your money back?

If it was to make an investigation go away, then any cop corrupt enough to make that offer is also dishonest enough to go after you good and hard once paid. Call me skeptic - i think there is a lot more to this and it makes all sides look very bad.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (1lmB+)

207 i am also not scandalized that a 38 year old is dating young women primarily for the sex and not for the intellectuality of it.


Can he? Sure. However, it does not incline me to put him in charge of my life via the government. His judgement is, how you say, suspect.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (v16oJ)

208 I can't imagine starting a flirtatious conversation with an 18 year old. Or a serious conversation.
Mind you I'm an introvert.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (lgiXo)

209 Pictures of an early-career Betty Grable.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 08:01 PM (sy5kK)



That's why I resemble a fiddler crab.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (yQpMk)

210 Well, taking someone across state lines to avoid age of consent laws is, IIRC, a Mann act violation.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (f5JUw)

211 Burn him... now. They're all garbage people.

All. Of. Them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (3H9h1)

212 Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (ZLL8y)

Dammit....I knew Steely Dan would pop up sooner or later....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (jvt6t)

213 "Best defense is a good offense" ... FBI went on offense against Trump (coup against Flynn/others to get Trump, now junta against us all) ... why would they stop? They need the offense more than ever ... WAR, their blitzkrieg is still advancing.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (Cus5s)

214 Someone: You been vaccinated yet?

Me: You taken Ivermectic yet?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (2BZBZ)

215 Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (i0wNm)

You're Mormon right?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (2DOZq)

216
Is this 17 year old a Chinese spy? Because if she is I think we can just move along...
Posted by: Cali_Deplorable


Exactly.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (1EFAo)

217 >>>Can he? Sure. However, it does not incline me to put him in charge of my life via the government.

he can't serve in a body of 535?

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (5+1A/)

218 Truth. It's a sobering moment when you realize young women are no longer interested in you because you're just old. If you've lived right, though, you don't mind because you've found something better and more age appropriate.
Posted by: pep

Truth indeed. I do love to look at women in their 20's and 30's but God help me I don't want to "be" with one. They've got younger-folk problems to deal with. Problems that I dealt with once. You are not the same person at 40 that you were at 20. You do a whole lot of growing up. I went through it once and don't want to re-live it.

I'd bang it once or twice if it came near, but I have no interest in going back there.

Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (U1eOr)

219 190 Right. Have any of you guys had a conversation with a 18 year old
lately. They are dumb. They are boring. They have nothing in common
-----------------------------

Tell that to Bogart and Bacall

Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 08:03 PM (1R/n6)

220 As I mentioned, he's been in other ill-advised legal troubles, stemming from bad behavior.

And we all have to admit, it's unusual for a never-married middle aged man to adopt a underage boy from a central American country.

I think this story is counter-measures. He may have paid the young women to act as beards

Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 08:03 PM (AwPyG)

221 >>>Is this 17 year old a Chinese spy? Because if she is I think we can just move along...

I didn't have sex with her. I just paid her to step on my testicles.

Posted by: Eric Fartwell at March 30, 2021 08:03 PM (5+1A/)

222 Also there's room, IMHO, for things that are not necessarily immoral or evil but are kind of gross or weird.

A grown man being with a 17 year old in a place where 17 is the age of consent is gross or off-putting.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:03 PM (f5JUw)

223 This has to be him using the sugardaddy website where you pay college girls to act interested in you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (Q87rR)

224 They're trying to tie Gaetz to some asshole named Joel Greenberg, who's been indicted for the same thing, plus some weird stalking and stolen drivers license shit. Indictment is linked at Axios or NYT, forgot where I read it.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (qpX6U)

225 Tucker will be having Matt Gaetz on to talk about this.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (NpAcC)

226 One that he could be married to for over 35 years?

Sure, that's the plan. I didn't mean that as a criticism, just that he was after someone young who could have lots of kids. It didn't used to be even something anyone would remark on. It wasn't in the 70s, in the south.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (KZzsI)

227 aying them for sex. I don't believe he'd have to pay for sex.
But yeah, if you pay for a woman's travel, they tend to have sex with you. Women like hotels.
There's nothing wrong with that.
The way I phrased it with an "um" suggested that I think he was paying them for sex. I don't think that. I do think that when a man pays for airfare and hotel for a woman, she's likely to put out. But that is just how the world rolls.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:01 PM (5+1A/)


Better wording there I think. Originally it sounded more like hiring an escort service. Now its, "I've got the money so I'm buying the plane tickets for me and my arm candy."

Posted by: Chef at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (vMCab)

228
I don't care how Matt Gaetz gets his Tip wet.

I care that he's been outwitted by the Shits at the DOJ.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (1EFAo)

229 Gaetz is an employee, not a brother. Is he doing what his employers want? That's the only question.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (yQpMk)

230 /sock

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (vMCab)

231 The funniest part of this to me is how those same people who are now complaining about him supposedly having sex with women(OMG!), are also complaining about him being a closeted homosexual. You can't have it both ways!
Posted by: TheCynic at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (iHBmE)

Uh, yes, we CAN have it both ways. When we want to.

Posted by: Progda and their tools, Democrats at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (sy5kK)

232 What it is is that women of a mans age have as much or more baggage than he does so he goes younger and younger until the next level is illegal.

Personally I feel that men have less baggage than women but then I would wouldn't I.

Yeah I was 30 and she was 18 and there was not much to talk about.

Not the makings of a sound relationship.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (ZLL8y)

233 You misspelled "none of my damned business"

Would I do it? No. Would I caution others against it? Yes. But its none of my beeswax


Many things discussed on this blog are not any of your or my business, yet here we are.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (i0wNm)

234 204

Depends. What political party are you?

Posted by: Citizen sans nation at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (ldmQR)

235 I've sworn off having any type of relationship with women women for the balance of my life, my wife included. Not spending the time I have left on drama.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (kTF2Z)

236 what age does a woman have to reach before I'm allowed to notice she's sexually attractive?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (5+1A/)


12 is my lower limit.

Posted by: President Gropin' Joe at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (jOcSX)

237 That's why I resemble a fiddler crab.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (yQpMk)

lol
There's a meme out there of man emerging from his 2020 lockdown cocoon with a popeye right arm.

Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (KnJdm)

238 Tell that to Bogart and Bacall

Well for one thing that was 70 years ago. And for another, Lauren Bacall

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (KZzsI)

239 I'd bang it once or twice if it came near, but I have no interest in going back there.

*************

My goal is to try to boink em before they start talking, since nothing kills mister slappy knarkles faster than the sounds of vacuous stupidity

Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (87eBR)

240 I do think that when a man pays for airfare and hotel for a woman, she's likely to put out. But that is just how the world rolls.

If a young women want to pay for my travel; I might be talked into a compromising position or two. And, Im willing to compromise for ginger witches - I'll fly economy, business class for OCONUS however - and I'll use my own points to upgrade.

Posted by: Jean at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (Xih1H)

241 Can he? Sure. However, it does not incline me to put him in charge of my life via the government.



he can't serve in a body of 535?

How few would be too few? His judgement and/or self-discipline is flawed, that's all I need to know. As stated above, it's fine to look at pretty girls. We all like to do that. It's not fine to act on it if you're that much older.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (v16oJ)

242 Seriously... these people are broken, compromised pieces of shit.

All
Of
Them

Let it go. Nobody in the GOP is "going to save you." Quite making excused for this shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (3H9h1)

243 Definitely out of shape, but keeping the calories down works. Plenty of high quality protein helos, but loss of tone and muscle mass seems inevitable without exercise.

I actually need to gain weight, even though I'm under the height and weight table numbers, if that makes sense. Need to lose a little more fat, and gain more lean muscle mass.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (kzsk/)

244 In general, I tend to agree about large age gaps. At 32 I briefly dated a 19 year old. Our conversations were painful. My current gf is 27 so we have a lot more generational overlap.

But those are generalities - there will always be younger people that are outside the mold.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:06 PM (f5JUw)

245 "I can't imagine starting a flirtatious conversation with an 18 year old. Or a serious conversation."

At what age do women become interesting to listen to?

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 30, 2021 08:06 PM (qpX6U)

246 And we all have to admit, it's unusual for a never-married middle aged man to adopt a underage boy from a central American country.

wtf? Is this true?

Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 08:06 PM (E0OEG)

247 220 As I mentioned, he's been in other ill-advised legal troubles, stemming from bad behavior.

And we all have to admit, it's unusual for a never-married middle aged man to adopt a underage boy from a central American country.

I think this story is counter-measures. He may have paid the young women to act as beards
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 08:03 PM (AwPyG)


He likes young hotties so therefore he wants to fondle the boy he adopted? Seriously, go fuck yourself you twisted messed up idiot.

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (vMCab)

248 Yeah, Lauren Bacall was never young.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (yQpMk)

249 Everything is Broken. Burn it all.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (ugtXL)

250 And somebody's going to have to blowdart me in the back of the neck from up in a tree before I take that damn vaccine.

Is that neck in the crosshairs yet, Fauci? I don't have all day, you know.

Posted by: Bill Grates at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (W4eKo)

251 >>The way I phrased it with an "um" suggested that I think he was paying them for sex. I don't think that. I do think that when a man pays for airfare and hotel for a woman, she's likely to put out. But that is just how the world rolls.


It's funny that in an age of OnlyFans, girl gamers on twitch, Belle Delphine selling bathwater, socoal media "influencers" (whores https://tinyurl.com/eejdvdf6), Disney/Nickelodeon actresses sexually abused then growing up to produce porno music videos and be "pansexual" AF, we're supposed to be upset by Gaetz.

Horse, barn door, yadda yadda yadda.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (bDqIh)

252 204 Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (5+1A/)

SEVEN!

//Joey from Scranton

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (Lzpvj)

253 134
when we start electing saints ?

nobody perfect
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (r4bSV)

What if it was a 17 year old boy, when Gaetz was in his early 30's and single?
Just like Trump, I don't need my politicians to be priests. I just need them to comprehend the Constitution and live by it.
Not as easy as it sounds.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (sy5kK)

254 If an 18 year old girl came on to me, I'd assume it was a scam and her pimp would hit me with a blackjack in the parking lot and take my money.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (Q87rR)

255 lol
There's a meme out there of man emerging from his 2020 lockdown cocoon with a popeye right arm.
Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (KnJdm)


https://youtu.be/dY7qTlu0PO0?t=49

Posted by: President Gropin' Joe at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (jOcSX)

256 It's all lies. All the time.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (2BZBZ)

257 Many things discussed on this blog are not any of your or my business, yet here we are.

If people want to talk about morality, then traveling and sleeping with a woman you're not married to is a sin forbidden by scripture, but nobody likes to talk about that part. You know what the Bible doesn't call a sin? Breaking the half plus 7 rule.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (KZzsI)

258
Prediction:

DeSantis is in the FBI/Junta's "on deck circle."

You don't have to be Kreskin to make that one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (s2VJv)

259 Let it go. Nobody in the GOP is "going to save you." Quite making excused for this shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (3H9h1)

Maybe we ought to hear the story instead of immediately leaping onto a headline and assuming we know everything about what happened?
Kind of like the hands up don't shoot crowd, or the burn down Minneapolis crowd that said a white police officer murdered a poor black man.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (roAcN)

260 Gp - As soon as I find one I'll let you know.

*Dodges thrown shivs from Ettes*

Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (f5JUw)

261 A grown man being with a 17 year old in a place where 17 is the age of consent is gross or off-putting.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:03 PM (f5JUw

Is off putting a synonym for jealous?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (2DOZq)

262 And somebody's going to have to blowdart me in the back of the neck from up in a tree before I take that damn vaccine.

Thanks; That made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (VP4Cd)

263 At what age do women become interesting to listen to?
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 30, 2021 08:06 PM (qpX6U)



It's not the age per se, it's mostly whether they are in your cohort or not, loosely defined. Mrs928 and I are almost six years apart in age. We still mesh on interests and experiences. If it was ten or fifteen years, we wouldn't.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:09 PM (yQpMk)

264 There's only one thing for Gaetz to do: become a Democrat.

Think about this: Barney Frank had his live-in boyfriend running a faggot prostitution ring, and Gerry Studds (?) was cornholing 17 year-old pages, both of which were proven to have taken place, but that was no biggie. Boys will do be boys.

Unsubstantiated innuendo involving Gaetz, however, is a BFD.

And for the record, I don't believe an effing word the FBI says about anything. If they said the sun was shining, I'd look for my umbrella.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:09 PM (YqDXo)

265 If an 18 year old girl came on to me, I'd assume it was a scam

Yeah its an easy decision every time a pretty face tries to connect with me on social media: oh, you want my bank account or something! BLOCK.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:09 PM (KZzsI)

266 Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (Q87rR)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:09 PM (VP4Cd)

267 This is one reason I would never run for office.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (0UNjH)

268 Prediction:

DeSantis is in the FBI/Junta's "on deck circle."

You don't have to be Kreskin to make that one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


EXACTLY!

Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (U1eOr)

269 Sad really, Gaetz will probably be out of politics before Cuomo over this trumped up bullshit.

But, there it is.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (M47S1)

270 Sebastian - My girlfriend is both highly attractive and age appropriate, so no. If you just want to bang 18 year olds, go ahead I guess. If you try to start dating them, then you're in a problem area.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (f5JUw)

271 Prediction:

DeSantis is in the FBI/Junta's "on deck circle."

You don't have to be Kreskin to make that one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (s2VJv)


I wouldn't take that bet. Not a chance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (YqDXo)

272 Hey Nineteen, everyone's gone to the movies...

Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (RuIsu)

273 That was a Popeye left arm. Must be a southpaw.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (2BZBZ)

274 At what age do women become interesting to listen to?
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 30, 2021 08:06 PM (qpX6U)


**takes two steps away from Its OK**

**and two more for good measure**

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (Q87rR)

275 If an 18-year-old girl came on to me, it would be miraculous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (s2VJv)

276 My only knowledge of Gaetz are some TV appearances and some online stuff, in those he was clearly on the right side, if one does a crude binary division of the universe. Seemed bright enough, though more a showhorse than a workhorse in terms of style and approach. Not a heavyweight.

But the climate thing is serious. It's one of the top 3 issues on which nothing short of a jihad is needed, if the authoritarian grifters aren't to effectively seize control of all human activity. If Gaetz is anything less than 3,458% pure, and assertive, on that, then he needs a better replacement.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:11 PM (OTzUX)

277
Yeah, not seeing the problem worth clutching pearls over. Cuomo's sexually assaulting every chick within reach, when not serially murdering, Coonman is great with murdering them in the womb or letting them die on a shelf, the installed resident in Chief is a wholly owned subsidiary of China, and we're shitting ourselves over likely legal behavior?
Who needs enemies?
Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (KnJdm)

Cyanide tablet, or polonium tea? We're here to help.

Posted by: GOPe, LLC, a division of UniParty at March 30, 2021 08:11 PM (sy5kK)

278
Lauren Bacall was 20 when she married Bogey at 45. They started things when she was 19.

She was the one repsonsible for the term "Rat Pack". Bogey was the leader of the original Rat Pack. He and his pals would fly out to Vegas in the evening for a night of partying and drinking and other fun, and take an early morning flight back to LA.

They came dragging in one morning, and she told them they looked like "a pack of goddamned rats!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2021 08:11 PM (Mzdiz)

279 271 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (YqDXo)


Gaetz and DeSantis are from Florida. What a coincidence, all things considered.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:11 PM (s2VJv)

280 Dammit, I got a potato stuck in my bum.

Posted by: Biden at March 30, 2021 08:11 PM (ldmQR)

281 Cat Ass - Yeah if I was in the House of Reps at 27 or so I absolutely would have been hit by a honeypot. Guarantee it.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:11 PM (f5JUw)

282 JJ, agreed, as I said above.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (OTzUX)

283 > what age does a woman have to reach before I'm allowed to notice she's sexually attractive?

Well, the societal norm is once she reaches the age of consent, but guys certainly start noticing a young woman once she develops secondary sexual attributes.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (i0wNm)

284 If people want to talk about morality, then traveling and sleeping with a woman you're not married to is a sin forbidden by scripture, but nobody likes to talk about that part.

Now do homosexuality.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (YqDXo)

285 If you want to know what 18 year old girls will talk to you about in a conversation join Tiktok

30 seconds was all I could muster before my brain seized and my fist started punching me in the face in protest

Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (87eBR)

286 I find it hard to believe to solid men and women (and xers) of law and order would do such a thing!

Gaetz is clearly trying to frame the DOJ!

As for me and my house, we back the blue!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (hkAqh)

287 Didn't they run a hustle like this on Julian Assange?

Posted by: CppThis at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (zcf1k)

288 At what age do women become interesting to listen to?
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 30, 2021 08:06 PM (qpX6U)

It's not the age (altho that correlates) it's the experience.

How much and what and what they did with it.

At the time women about my age all had younger children, guys paying child support and always "visiting" the kids and all her troubles about all of that. Not something I was interested in listening to or dealing with.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (ZLL8y)

289 My grandmother was 15 when she married my 24 year old grandfather.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (2DOZq)

290 That's about their speed. They pay an informer to set a target up at a dinner next to a Russian scholar, then they investigate that target for "Russian ties.

Those great moral betters of the intelligence community picked what appears to be a random Russian woman to claim that she was a whore and a spy, and by whore, I mean that in the sense of someone was paying her to have sex with Flynn, and so far there's been NO ONE, absolutely NO ONE, who has even so much as shrugged and said eh maybe we shouldn't have tarnished the reputation of some random woman.

Eggs omelets, etc.

Oh and I agree that Gaetz is being set up by the FBI.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (GbPPJ)

291 @246

Again, see Tucker interview. I think that interview was a pre-emptive attempt to downplay the scandal, but it didn't work so well.

And he readily admits adopting the boy. Rather like that royal reporter, who just 'came out" as gay, after questions were asked about his adopted "son"

Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 08:13 PM (AwPyG)

292
It's not the age per se, it's mostly whether they are in your cohort or not, loosely defined. Mrs928 and I are almost six years apart in age. We still mesh on interests and experiences. If it was ten or fifteen years, we wouldn't.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:09 PM (yQpMk)


You know what I really want in a girl? Me.

https://youtu.be/4NIAMTdql_g

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:13 PM (vMCab)

293 208 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (lgiXo)

Eh they are cute enough, and they are easy enough to talk to because they are unused to decent factual based conversation geared towards maneuvering ACTUAL life. The problem is they have been raised with rather schizoid ideas on female agency and responsibility.

If I were "hiring help" in a place where strictly speaking it was legal I am absolutely there to be simply satiated. If however I am in a relationship I am in a position with anyone under the age of 26 to use my experience and wisdom as an unfair weapon in our relationship to manipulate them in unfortunate ways. Add in that you should never feel the temptation to tuck in your carnal partner if you are a decent person and I just don't look at them that way.

The old southern rule of 1/2+7 seems right: 18/16, 20/17, 22/18, 24/19-optimally I think 26 and 20 would be ideal from an economic and social stability scale.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:13 PM (Lzpvj)

294 Yeah its an easy decision every time a pretty face tries to connect with me on social media: oh, you want my bank account or something! BLOCK.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:09 PM (KZzsI


The old 'you don't look xx age! I like older men. All the guys my age are immature! Can I have your credit card number and pin??'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:13 PM (Q87rR)

295 280 Dammit, I got a potato stuck in my bum.
Posted by: Biden at March 30, 2021 08:11 PM (ldmQR)


I said, a YAM, goddamnit! Not a potato!

Sheesh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:13 PM (YqDXo)

296 But the climate thing is serious. It's one of the top 3 issues on which nothing short of a jihad is needed, if the authoritarian grifters aren't to effectively seize control of all human activity. If Gaetz is anything less than 3,458% pure, and assertive, on that, then he needs a better replacement.
Posted by: rhomboid



And I'm on board. Produce his replacement.

Until there is one, let's not throw him out yet.

If he gets all squishy like Noem, then the hell with him... I'm done voting for squishes. But he's catching flak so that makes me thing they're scared of him.

Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 08:13 PM (U1eOr)

297 My grandmother was 15 when she married my 24 year old grandfather.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (2DOZq)


My grandfather's mother was 16 when she became the third wife of a 65 year old Civil War veteran.

Times were tough.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:14 PM (yQpMk)

298
That's my fear - they're going after anyone who even smells of conservatism.

It does make me wonder why Gowdy got out of the game... What did they have on him? Eh... he's doing well for himself now.
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (U1eOr)

I'm guessing nothing at all.
Gowdy saw up close how corrupted the system truly was, and saved his own hide by leaving after 8 years. He'd had enough, and has a growing family.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 08:14 PM (sy5kK)

299 Where would Gaetz get 25M?
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (E0OEG)

His dad is a very wealthy man. I have had some dealings with him and he is not one to fuck around.

I think he is retired now.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2021 08:14 PM (R/m4+)

300 One of our better Presidents Grover Cleveland I believe was 51 when he married a 21 year old, even having the wedding reception in the White House, and despite being a fat ass.

That is why this is my favorite President of all time and my goddamned hero

Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 08:14 PM (87eBR)

301 The half plus 7 thing comes from the same guy that said "freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences" in defense of witch hunting and corporate facism.

So maybe treat it more like the joke that it was meant to be and not the absolute pinnacle of morality.

Posted by: Sjg at March 30, 2021 08:14 PM (gDSJf)

302
The same FBI that had Mueller and Weissmann, who were besties with Whitey Bulger.

The FBI is worse than useless. They are a Stasi-like organization that hounds enemies of the State while letting real threats to the nation slide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:14 PM (s2VJv)

303 It's funny that in an age of OnlyFans, girl gamers on twitch, Belle Delphine selling bathwater, socoal media "influencers" (whores https://tinyurl.com/eejdvdf6), Disney/Nickelodeon actresses sexually abused then growing up to produce porno music videos and be "pansexual" AF, we're supposed to be upset by Gaetz.

Horse, barn door, yadda yadda yadda.


I dislike those things too.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (i0wNm)

304 There were a number of not-unattractive 18-yr old women at the college tennis tournament on Sunday. Was swimming laps, but the scenery was nice. Though the school still doesn't seem to live up to its former glory, which I enjoyed in my yute.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (OTzUX)

305 Two potatoes? Aw come on, man.

Posted by: Biden at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (ldmQR)

306 275 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (s2VJv)

and dangerous in my case....

Madame Olafson carries a machine gun at work periodically.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (Lzpvj)

307 Gaetz should NOT trust the FBI first and foremost. I also get a weird grifter vibe from Cernovich.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (IYHxL)

308 I appreciate the humorous self deprecation of the men on the board and their thinking it's a scam if a 18 year old wants to connect with them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (VP4Cd)

309 >>>uite making excused for this shit.

excuses? For what? For an entirely unsubstantiated charge by BLACKMAILERS that he paid for the air flight for a girl alleged to be 17?

what is annoying the fuck out of me is the Virtue One-Upsmanship I'm seeing. No one here is a pedophile, I'm imagining. But it seems to me that some people are so determined to demonstrate their non-pedophile bona fides that they're ratcheting up the age at which a girl becomes, yes, a legal woman.

"Wait, you're attracted to 18 year olds? Not me -- I insist that they're old enough to buy cigarettes.
Wait, did i say old enough to buy cigarettes? I meant old enough to see the mid-20s break on car insurance.
It's like people are just ratcheting the age of consent up to the age of their *wives.*

Posted by: Eric Fartwell at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (5+1A/)

310 284 If people want to talk about morality, then traveling and sleeping with a woman you're not married to is a sin forbidden by scripture, but nobody likes to talk about that part.

Now do homosexuality.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I got kind of turned around there, but at this point I'd vote for Ric Grennell in a heartbeat. Love the sinner, hate the sin.

Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 08:16 PM (U1eOr)

311 I suspect that Gowdy figured out that he was able to get nothing done. He was of the sort that believed that senatorial hearings were fraught with significance and dread power, then learned they were toothless and pointless.

He's better as a prosecutor anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:16 PM (KZzsI)

312
For crying out loud. How old does a woman have to be before someone can finally fuck her?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (5+1A/)

Another question not asked at The Villages.
Well, it is asked, but for different reasons.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 08:16 PM (sy5kK)

313
About an hour or so ago, I saw a link whilst doing the roundup for tomorrow morning stating Gaetz might be thinking of leaving Congress and joining Newsmax or OAN.

Hmm... Interesting timing with this post.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:16 PM (s2VJv)

314 I appreciate the humorous self deprecation of the men on the board and their thinking it's a scam if a 18 year old wants to connect with them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (VP4Cd)
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Well, it's either a scam or the girl in question has serious daddy issues.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:16 PM (2SdPm)

315 For crying out loud. How old does a woman have to be before someone can finally fuck her?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (5+1A/)


"If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

- - Not a Sefton-ism

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:17 PM (s2VJv)

316 It's not the age (altho that correlates) it's the experience.


When I was a post-doc (~ 27 or so) in Berkeley I dated a gal who was 19, a graduate of Berkeley High School (and the daughter of a bigwig at Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory).

She was light years more worldly than I was, and I was no ingenue. She talked unconcernedly about a number of her friends who had died from drug overdoses, pretty much the way she'd talk about what she had for lunch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:17 PM (YqDXo)

317 My grandmother was 15 when she married my 24 year old grandfather.

Go on...

Posted by: Roman P. at March 30, 2021 08:17 PM (W4eKo)

318 and their thinking it's a scam if a 18 year old wants to connect with them.

Its no joke, I'm a boring, broke, ill 55 year old. The only time an 18 year old wants to talk to me is if its a relative or they're trying to fundraise. Or scam me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:17 PM (KZzsI)

319 Just seen at another site:

"Stop calling DC a swamp. A swamp contains an amazing ecosystem. Call it what it really is, a festering sewer full of diseased feces, rats and cockroaches."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)

320 Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (f5JUw)

I'm the one who would be jealous not off put .

I just deleted my other snark .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (2DOZq)

321 314 I appreciate the humorous self deprecation of the men on the board and their thinking it's a scam if a 18 year old wants to connect with them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (VP4Cd)
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Well, it's either a scam or the girl in question has serious daddy issues.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:16 PM (2SdPm)


I was going to see serious ophthalmological issues, but sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (s2VJv)

322
What's that song that goes she's just 16 years old?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (1EFAo)

323 Wait. That's a billiard ball.

Posted by: Biden at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (ldmQR)

324 I am a pan homosexual. I only have sex with other pan homosexuals. And I am trans. So i am at the peak of the grievance pyramid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (0UNjH)

325 If an 18-year-old told me I was hot I would take her to get her stomach pumped.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (lgiXo)

326 FBI likes Republicans with ...skeletons in cupboard. They love it, they will exploit it. Engaged and paying women to share your space ? Bam - FBI is on it. However, what is FBI doing vis-a-vie sexual predator and murdered Cuomo ?

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)

327 314 I appreciate the humorous self deprecation of the men on the board and their thinking it's a scam if a 18 year old wants to connect with them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (VP4Cd)
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Well, it's either a scam or the girl in question has serious daddy issues.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:16 PM (2SdPm)


I think the trick is to bribe her seeing eye dog with treats.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (YqDXo)

328 308 I appreciate the humorous self deprecation of the men on the board and their thinking it's a scam if a 18 year old wants to connect with them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (VP4Cd


Like Clint Eastwood says, 'A man has got to know his limitations!'

I can look in the mirror.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (Q87rR)

329 If an 18 year old girl came on to me, I'd assume it was a scam


***

This should possibly be permanently embedded on the front page of the site somewhere as very good advice.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (bm04m)

330 These reforms will confront centuries of overpolicing in communities of color and strengthen the bonds between police and community, said Mayor Bill de Blasio.

lol... if only we didn't have all that overpolicing.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (Qg4rk)

331 what is annoying the fuck out of me is the Virtue One-Upsmanship I'm seeing. No one here is a pedophile, I'm imagining. But it seems to me that some people are so determined to demonstrate their non-pedophile bona fides that they're ratcheting up the age at which a girl becomes, yes, a legal woman.

Well ace you kind of have two groups going on. You have that. You also have the ones that are just saying they can't imagine spending time with a girl that young because of lack of common interest/life growth.

Then you've got the "he bangs young women! He actually wants to screw his adopted son!"

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (vMCab)

332 No way on earth I would date a guy that was 37. Sheesh, that is older than my oldest daughter.

Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (E0OEG)

333 So maybe treat it more like the joke that it was meant to be and not the absolute pinnacle of morality.

I doubt he invented it, and even if he did, he stumbled on something wise if for no other reason than accident. It really does work out pretty well as a general guideline.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (KZzsI)

334 Hey! Cockroaches have feelings and principles!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (0UNjH)

335 Cernovich is an odd one. Has some good, well researched info some days and other days he's tip toeing through a field of Ganga, talking to unicorns.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (ugtXL)

336 325 If an 18-year-old told me I was hot I would take her to get her stomach pumped.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (lgiXo)


Optometry, FTW!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (YqDXo)

337 My dad was more than 20 years older than my mom and they got married and had kids together. She had me she was 20.

18 is the age of consent in Floriday??? Can't be. 16 in Georgia.

Anyway, if the man had a girl, I should hope so!

The Swamp's alligators are eating all the pro-Americans that dare tread in D.C.

Posted by: Trippin' at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (LeNk3)

338 The FBI has only two functions: protect Democrats and to frame innocent people.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (yQpMk)
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You forgot the mission-critical crackdown on garage door nooses, racist.

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (xZ0yd)

339 I know far too many utterly vapid people between 18 and my age - inclusive - to find the idea of talking with a youngster so absurd. With the kids, it's easily racked up to inexperience (and now, miseducation). With the older ones - who have brought the culture and country to where it is - not so much.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (OTzUX)

340 I can look in the mirror.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (Q87rR)
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Lucky!

I've avoided doing that for several years now.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (2SdPm)

341
"If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

- - Not a Sefton-ism
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


"If she's old enough to go to the store, she's old enough to get bread" (old enough to get bred. It's a phonetic joke. Kinda needs to be out loud)

Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (U1eOr)

342 Frankly this sounds like round 2 of the 'dossier'.

Where the press was PLANNING to make an entire smear campaign against Gaetz based on 'anonymous' sources and 'confidential documents' that the plebes never actually got to see.

You were going to see coordinated headlines on CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, etc, MATT GAETZ INVOLVED WITH FBI OVER ACCUSATIONS OF SEX WITH A MINOR.

Now, just like with the dossier, it sounds like Axios is fucking it up by being willing to actually publish the exact documents and information, displaying for everybody the hatchet job.

These people are disgusting and thoroughly predictable.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (52QgA)

343
JFK was banging 19 yr old interns in the White House See Mimi Alford for one. He had his people talk them into taking a swim in the WH swimming pool, so he could check them all out. Then he'd ease in the pool with 'em.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (Mzdiz)

344 or crying out loud. How old does a woman have to be before someone can finally fuck her?



It depends on what the meaning of the word 'be' is.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (zr5Kq)

345 and their thinking it's a scam if a 18 year old wants to connect with them.

I know its a scam and still willing to roll with it.

Posted by: Jean at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (Xih1H)

346 i am also not scandalized that a 38 year old is dating young women primarily for the sex and not for the intellectuality of it.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (5+1A/)


Agreed, though some here don't agree. His family must be pretty damn well off, if the blackmailers are seeking $25 million in hush money.

That makes Gaetz a trust fund guy. Sugar daddying ain't cheap, and his $175k salary wouldn't cover very much of it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (F0YaR)

347 Imma buy me one of them 1981 Trans Pans with that chicken on the hood.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (bm04m)

348 301 Posted by: Sjg at March 30, 2021 08:14 PM (gDSJf)

The rule in all likelihood predates Elijah Mohammed *or* and I am kind of wary the implication is that the old southern families I know are big fans of the guy.

Game on.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (Lzpvj)

349 Men do tend to gracefully age compared with women, that is a fact. Unless they become grossly overweight. Or were ugly to begin with. I am one of those two.

Posted by: Citizen sans nation at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (ldmQR)

350 >>I dislike those things too.

It's vile, truly. Our culture, and particularly our entertainment industry has been gung-ho on sexualizing children with an assist from PP and public schools.

Not saying that one can't judge Gaetz, simply noting that the MSM-DNC condones -- no, celebrates -- all of that youth sexualization and then melodramatically clutches pearls over Gaetz. Sorry, they don't get to hum WAP and Old Town Road while telling me to hate Gaetz.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (bDqIh)

351 Article says paying FOR, not paying. Way different IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy!


Ah so desu ka!!

Perhaps I was too hasty in my judgment.

*tugs at chin*

Nah, SMOD needs to target DC right fucking now.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2021 08:21 PM (i4CI5)

352 Gah, that should be younger than my oldest daughter.

Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 08:21 PM (E0OEG)

353 >>> If an 18 year old girl came on to me, I'd assume it was a scam


Hell... if a woman my age came on to me I'd at least consider the possibility!

Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 08:21 PM (U1eOr)

354 !8 year old girls didn't even come on to me when I was 18.

Posted by: Flatville Bill at March 30, 2021 08:21 PM (tEsMf)

355 I'll be honest, I had an 18 year old girl checking me out three days ago!




Ok. It was a grocery store.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:21 PM (Q87rR)

356
There's a line in an old Barnaby Jones episode where Jed Clampett says, "I like to shake trees and see what falls out."

The corrupt DOJ sent one of their agents, a confederate, to approach Gaetz with a fake blackmail scheme. The purpose was to shake Gaetz's tree and see what falls out. Then the DOJ would take action.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:21 PM (1EFAo)

357 George Washington apparently had a requited thing for another woman. They wrote each other letters but never acted on their impulses, since both were married and honorable people. It was shortly thereafter that George started making rye whiskey.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (v16oJ)

358 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (lgiXo)

That is a weird pick up line but it works.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (IYHxL)

359 if a 38 yo man thinks that an 18 yo is sexually interested in him....he needs his head examined.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)

360 I think the trick is to bribe her seeing eye dog with treats.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



LOL! Bad Jay, Bad!! (takes notes)

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (ugtXL)

361 just so everyone is On Warning, if a 19 year old is willing to have sex with me if I rent a hotel for the weekend, 1, do you want me to pick up a pack of the house matches for you?, and 2, that bitch is getting fucked.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (5+1A/)

362 I had an 19 year old come on to me.

She also mentioned she preferred older men and that she met guys on a Sugar Daddy dating app.

I wasn't really interested, but it happens.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (hkAqh)

363 *interested sexxxxualy ? ok fine.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)

364 Let me get this straight. Hunter Biden takes millions from the Russians and foreign governments for doing nothing and doesn't fully report the income. He comes home, uses illegal drugs, lies on his 4473, allegedly doinks his niece, has a laptop full of pedophilia, etc. I dunno, there seems to be a few crimes in there the FBI of DoJ could take a look at- but they demur. Instead they look at a single guy who just happens to be a Republican and make him a target for allegedly having some kind of consensual relationship with a young girl.

Did I get that right?

I can't figure out why most Americans think the FBI and DoJ are dogshit. It just escapes me.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (WjGNl)

365 Its sad to say but the only time I have met young women I could relate to that were intellectual and deep thinkers was when they were literally fleeing for their lives from a commie shithole.

So you know, ex-California types.

Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (87eBR)

366 what is annoying the fuck out of me is the Virtue One-Upsmanship I'm seeing.

***

I've mentioned it before, but one of the things I've been most fascinated by is how my tastes have changed as I've aged. Yes I'll still admire beauty at the beach, but I find I'm attracted to the MILFs as I get more and more 29.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (bm04m)

367 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:17 PM (KZzsI)

I wasn't making fun of the sentiments just the way people phrased it such as "Their bf is going to knock me over the head with a blackjack and take my wallet." I think it's very realistic. You may be broke and ill. You are not boring and you are a kind person, Christopher but I agree, an 18 is trying to pull something over on anyone that's three times her age. I don't go on social media so nobody's trying to hustle me except for the people who want money because their mother in some other state died the third time this year.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (VP4Cd)

368 There's several levels of attraction here. I can look at a 14 year old and think 'wow what a cutie, she's gonna grow up to be quite a woman'. I can look at an 18 year old and think 'sizzling hot'. But that still doesn't mean I want to make a life with them, much less that I would pursue them for anything.

Every normal guy thinks teenage girls are pretty, because objectively they are. But that doesn't translate into "and I want to beat them over the head and drag them into an alley" or "I'll trick them into my panel van."

Its dishonest to pretend you don't think they're pretty. But I mean... I found even without being married that when I was with someone I really loved and treated me well, the shine was off EVERY other girl I looked at. I could see that they were attractive, but that pull was gone because the girl of my dreams had all of it, and there was no gravity to spare.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (KZzsI)

369 I called up that 18 yo about 3 years ago. She's married w 2 kids. Delighted to hear from me. Was wondering if I was still alive or not.

We text each other. I think mainly because she doesn't know anyone anymore from school and I'm the only one from that time that she can talk to. She's now 61. Jeepers how time does fly!!!

She held up pretty well considering.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (ZLL8y)

370 If there's grass on the field ... PLAY BALL!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (flINI)

371 If this guy thinks the FIB is going to help him, he deserves what's coming. Same story as Trump.

Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (AlYYP)

372 I feel a little bit like a modern day Cassandra.

I say--Pence is a bad guy, and get scoffed at by the horde.

I say--Roberts is a bad guy, and get scoffed at by the horde.

No one ever says--hey, remember artemis? She predicted this.

Me and Rodney D, with the no respect.

Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (AwPyG)

373 Well, that's nice. We are being invaded by people from every third world on the dang planet. Where the heck do I go to be safe? This is insane.

Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (E0OEG)

374 Gah, that should be younger than my oldest daughter.
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 08:21 PM (E0OEG)
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I've been hit on by gals younger than my daughters.

It's both flattering and creepy at the same time.

I also got mistaken as the husband of my daughter one time. We were heading into Walmart with the oldest grandson at the time. (He was still in diapers) Fortunately, the daughter was up to the task of setting things straight, as I was so completely taken aback, I sort of forgot how to use words.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (2SdPm)

375 >>>. Yes I'll still admire beauty at the beach, but I find I'm attracted to the MILFs as I get more and more 29.

well I prefer good looking milfs too but I can't impose that as a RULE on other people.

It's not a rule.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (5+1A/)

376 Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (5+1A/)

.....

Nice!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (hkAqh)

377 Would anyone be surprised if this scam was set up as a counter-narrative?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 07:37 PM (bDqIh)

What's the opposite of surprise.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (uEbPt)

378 Better have a look at the DL.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

379 361 just so everyone is On Warning, if a 19 year old is willing to have sex with me if I rent a hotel for the weekend, 1, do you want me to pick up a pack of the house matches for you?, and 2, that bitch is getting fucked.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (5+1A/)



And will you be picking her up on your vespa, and packing supplies in your messenger bag?

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (vMCab)

380 Get thee to an Opthalmologist!

Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (RuIsu)

381
Let's not throw out everyone who is not an angel. Nobody's an angel. But if they fight for us side, we turn a blind eye to their sins, just like the other side does.
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (U1eOr)

Use their beliefs against them. Because nobody can be perfect or sin-free, even though their beliefs tell them to try.

Posted by: Cloward-Piven strategy at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (sy5kK)

382 just so everyone is On Warning, if a 19 year old is willing to have sex with me if I rent a hotel for the weekend, 1, do you want me to pick up a pack of the house matches for you?, and 2, that bitch is getting fucked.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (5+1A/)

***

Refuse any games involving ropes or handcuffs. Or don't carry much cash, I guess.

Don't carry much cash.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (bm04m)

383 Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (Lzpvj)

I'm not familiar with any of its roots as a southern aphorism, but a large chunk of it's popularity on internet as a "rule" comes from xkcd.

Posted by: Sjg at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (gDSJf)

384 Breaking the half plus 7 rule.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (KZzsI)

I thought it was 1/2 plus 27. Oops.

Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (KnJdm)

385 How young we talking?

Posted by: John Kricfalusi at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (ldmQR)

386 I, for one, would like a pack of matches from The Four Seasons if any of you find yourself trysting there.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (yQpMk)

387 >>>Refuse any games involving ropes or handcuffs. Or don't carry much cash, I guess.


i'll pack a fake ID and a debit card with only $1000 on it.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (5+1A/)

388 361 Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (5+1A/)

Yes I love matches.

Be sure you do not have a female ewok back home who will skin you.

Game on

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:26 PM (Lzpvj)

389 Don't carry much cash.

Bad advice.

Only carry cash. No paper trails.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2021 08:26 PM (hkAqh)

390 Ace what if it's a girl that's 18 years and 363 days old? You turning that down?

And if yes, can I have her number?

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:26 PM (vMCab)

391 i'll pack a fake ID and a debit card with only $1000 on it.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (5+1A/)

And a handcuff key.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:26 PM (2DOZq)

392 if a 38 yo man thinks that an 18 yo is sexually interested in him....he needs his head examined.

There are exceptions.

Posted by: Monica Geller at March 30, 2021 08:26 PM (v16oJ)

393 well I prefer good looking milfs too but I can't impose that as a RULE on other people.

It's not a rule.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (5+1A/)

**

Same here. I'm just speaking for me, firmly and long-time married who ain't risking that for anything young or old.

If I were a billionaire in Vegas I'm sure my tastes would be different. But dumb old average me has been sort of fascinated to see my physical tastes hover around 10 or so years of my own age.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (bm04m)

394 I've avoided doing that for several years now.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (2SdPm)

I have lots of clocks in my house. Not many mirrors. And I avoid them if I can.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (ZLL8y)

395 If an 18 year old girl came on to me, I'd assume it was a scam

If one said something complimentary to me, I'd look over my shoulder to see who was standing behind me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (YqDXo)

396 We've started the Sugar Mama app! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (W4eKo)

397 The only way I'm getting an 18 year old is with ether.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (yQpMk)

398 i'll pack a fake ID and a debit card with only $1000 on it.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (5+1A/)

***

hahaha

"How are you paying today, sir?"
"Vanilla Gift Card."

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (bm04m)

399 383 Posted by: Sjg at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (gDSJf)

I think 5 year dead 90 year olds were not huge fans of the fella....

Elijah Mohammed popularized it in Black Muslim circles in the 60s, he picked it up from a mix of southern and received Muslim wisdom.

It works.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (Lzpvj)

400 How difficult is it to ask for aa f'ng DL ? And then take a pic on your smartphone ?

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

401 I also got mistaken as the husband of my daughter one time.

Dad and I used to have that problem. We traveled a lot because we were good friends too. I think once or twice we played along. Just cause he got a kick out of messing with people.

Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 08:28 PM (E0OEG)

402 Just thinking out loud ....

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

403 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (yQpMk)

LOL. You funny guys redeemed what was a depressing thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:28 PM (VP4Cd)

404 I think attraction has a sliding scale from

"damn she's amazing looking but way young, wish I was her age"

to

"its game on mama"

Guys might lie and say they do not find teenagers attractive, but straight men do, because that's how God made em; really pretty. God bless them, they're like flowers to admire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:28 PM (KZzsI)

405 Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (5+1A/)

And they say poetry is dead.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (IYHxL)

406
Funny stories about young things. Some people (including doctors) tell me I look young for my age. In my mid-40s, a checkout girl, oh around 18 - 20 started flirting with me. I was figuring she wasn't serious, but she persisted. I quickly worked in that I was 45 or 46 or whatever it was. She sort of threw up in her mouth a little bit.

Another one, I was about 50. Kid at the checkout asks to see my ID for buying wine. I ask him to tell me I old I look to him. He studies me for a minute and says, "28?" He was an idiot.

And on the other hand, I was helping a neighbor of mine, a couple years younger than me, get his internet working (he has to mooch of his sister, using a long range wireless unit). He's got a daughter, 8 or so, and she was talking to me and blurted out, "Daddy says y'all are about the same age, but you look so much older than he does!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (Mzdiz)

407 ace, Derek Hunter is picking up the Rush Limbaugh timeslot in the Baltimore market (WBAL). I am sure many more major markets will do the same as people start tuning out Rushes funeral.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (flINI)

408 ace, matches would be great.

Photos or video, if you feel comfortable.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (OTzUX)

409 That's the only good thing about the drinking age raised to 21. You could assume the girl in the bar was at least 21.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

410 He's getting set up by the Federal Bureaucracy of Corruption. He will regret cooperating with them.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (V3EEC)

411 Uh, THAT'S not a potato.

Posted by: Biden at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (ldmQR)

412 I don't know about a thirty eight year old, but unless a man is a multi millionaire, nobody who is 18 wants to be with a 55 year old.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (VP4Cd)

413 I don't even think 18 porn stars are interested in me.
Yeah I have self esteem issues. What of it?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (lgiXo)

414 384 Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (KnJdm)

1/2 + 27 gets you stared at in a different way....maybe

Scarily my last mistress would break the rule up.

48/2+27=51....

and she is now 57......

Milfs yum

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (Lzpvj)

415 409 That's the only good thing about the drinking age raised to 21. You could assume the girl in the bar was at least 21.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (2DOZq)


Or had a really good fake ID. Or flirted hard with the bouncer.

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (vMCab)

416
Star Wars is on. It's the episode with Mr Peterson as a killer.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (1EFAo)

417 I knew this girl from the neighborhood so I knew how old she was and her family.

I don't recommend picking up anyone that young that's a stranger. Unless you want to ask for ID and that could blow the whole thing up. But probably better that way than have the cops breaking in the door to the motel room later.

Lots of girls these days know how to make themselves look way older than they are and have that attitude about how funny it would be. See they know they won't pay any price. (well unless they pick the wrong guy and wind up in a ditch somewhere).

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (ZLL8y)

418 Do they still have house matches anymore?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (lmikk)

419 The only way I'm getting an 18 year old is with ether.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (yQpMk)


It's good to see someone remembers the traditional ways.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2021 08:31 PM (F0YaR)

420 Reminds me of a joke.

A young lady is hit on by an elderly man all night at a bar. He tells her he's amazing in bed and she won't regret it. She seriously doubts it but in the end, the booze and the curiosity get the best of her.

They go to a hotel room and he excuses himself to the bathroom. When he finally comes out, he's wearing earmuffs, cowboy boots and nose plugs.

She busts out laughing and asks him, what's with the earmuffs? He's says, that's so I can concentrate with all your moaning going on.

Ok, she says, what's with the boots? He says, that's for traction on those sheets.

She's dying laughing and finally asks about the nose plugs, swearing that if he says anything about fish she will beat his ass.

Well, it's not what you're thinking, he says. He holds up a condom and says, I just can't stand the smell of burning rubber!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:31 PM (Q87rR)

421 Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (AwPyG)

Not all of us, mate!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 08:31 PM (hOUT3)

422 I think my old French whore is dead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:31 PM (yQpMk)

423 @412

You know, I have two friends who married men who were over 30 years older (first marriage, lasted a long time) but both had an alcoholic father.

Paging Dr. Freud.

Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 08:31 PM (AwPyG)

424 Fascinating - you know this was the Beria charge - engaging in under age sex - rape of minors.

So interesting this is the left's go to charge now!

Posted by: Boswell at March 30, 2021 08:32 PM (w2LAm)

425 Skeevy McSkeevyFace is about to be on Tucker.

Posted by: Romeo13, Now with MORE Skeeve! at March 30, 2021 08:32 PM (oHd/0)

426
It just occurred to me that Star Wars had three "trial" episodes.

Kirk went on trial for killing a crew member.
Spock went on trial for helping Pike.
Scotty went on trial for killing chicks.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:32 PM (1EFAo)

427 Instead they look at a single guy who just happens to be a Republican and make him a target for allegedly having some kind of consensual relationship with a young girl.

Did I get that right?

I can't figure out why most Americans think the FBI and DoJ are dogshit. It just escapes me.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (WjGNl)


But ... but ... he reportedly PAID for her travel! Have you at last no decency?

Because that's totally different from paying for dinner and a show.

Hell, when I was single I paid for girlfriends' travel (and they were my age, but broke).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:32 PM (YqDXo)

428 Me and Rodney D, with the no respect.
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (AwPyG)

Yeah, I don't believe that.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 30, 2021 08:32 PM (V3EEC)

429 I was 18 and by myself the first time I went to London to buy antiques

I tell ya, I banged a passel full of much older women and they didn't seem to care that I was 18.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (6iURM)

430 Have you talked to 18-19 yo recently? Their mental age is 10.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)

431 *beep*

Posted by: Pike at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (W4eKo)

432 I don't know about a thirty eight year old, but unless a man is a multi millionaire, nobody who is 18 wants to be with a 55 year old.

In the trailer park, a dude with an OxyContin, $300, and a 2018 Ford Mustang is a multi millionaire.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (hkAqh)

433 Kirk went on trial for killing a crew member.
Spock went on trial for helping Pike.
Scotty went on trial for killing chicks.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:32 PM (1EFAo)

Courtmartial was by far the best, imo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (lmikk)

434 Youth is wasted on the young.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (ZLL8y)

435 I have it on reliable sources that there are many hot girls in my area looking for sex.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (1lmB+)

436 You know, I have two friends who married men who were over 30 years
older (first marriage, lasted a long time) but both had an alcoholic
father.



Paging Dr. Freud.

The daughter of a good friend of my father's married a man in his late 50s, when she was mid-20s. The father was NOT happy. Anyway, a few years later she divorced him and is now happily married - to another woman.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (v16oJ)

437 In the trailer park, a dude with an OxyContin, $300, and a 2018 Ford Mustang is a multi millionaire.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (hkAqh)



and the girls' lack of teeth is an advantage.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (yQpMk)

438 I was 18 and by myself the first time I went to London to buy antiques

I tell ya, I banged a passel full of much older women and they didn't seem to care that I was 18.
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (6iURM)

1920's were a hoot !

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)

439 I think marrying a guy significantly older than you as a woman would just lead to a lot of sadness and frustration. Guys tend to die earlier than women anyway and supposedly women hit their sexual peak at 30. When he's n his 50s and has decided watching golf on TV sounds like a better use of his time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:34 PM (KZzsI)

440 Hey, good news. Kentucky told Dear Leader Andy to go fuck himself on school choice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 30, 2021 08:34 PM (lmikk)

441 Once stayed at the 2nd cheapest Four Seasons in the system, and had a discount besides, it was nice. Damascus was the only one cheaper at the time, and I considered it, but complications (years ago, airstrikes were not among the complications at that time).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:34 PM (OTzUX)

442 435 I have it on reliable sources that there are many hot girls in my area looking for sex.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (1lmB


Still more reliable than CNN.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:34 PM (Q87rR)

443 >>The daughter of a good friend of my father's married a man in his late 50s, when she was mid-20s. The father was NOT happy. Anyway, a few years later she divorced him and is now happily married - to another woman.


That reminds me: Teddy Kennedy married the daughter of a good friend.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (bDqIh)

444 Not being snide, but kinda shocked it was girls, to be honest.

Solid money on two things: it was an attempted shakedown and some McCabe partisans leaked this to hurt Gaetz

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (puu6v)

445 But ... but ... he reportedly PAID for her travel! Have you at last no decency?



Because that's totally different from paying for dinner and a show.


Yeah, but nobody expects sex just for buying dinner and a sho.....never mind.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (v16oJ)

446 Yeah, if a woman is going to marry a much older man, she should make sure that is a really really much older man.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (yQpMk)

447 409 That's the only good thing about the drinking age raised to 21. You could assume the girl in the bar was at least 21.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (2DOZq)


Please.

Get help. Seriously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (YqDXo)

448
Me in 1991: She's 18? Damn, she's fine!

Me in 2021: Who the hell let her out of the house looking like that?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (kTF2Z)

449 Or had a really good fake ID. Or flirted hard with the bouncer.
Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (vMCab)

Yeah but your ' she said she was 21 and she was in the bar drinking' would be an affirmative defense.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (2DOZq)

450
Girl I went to high school got into drugs and became an addict. She was hanging out in the parking lot of a skeevy liquor store outside of town giving old mean BJs for money. Early 20s, and some of those guys were in their 60s.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (Mzdiz)

451 1920's were a hoot !
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)

they don't call it the whoring twenties for nuttin

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (6iURM)

452 I simply refuse to believe that anyone within the Justice Department would attempt to frame an innocent Republican officeholder with salacious sexual allegations.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (8z/E5)

453 one more thing:

I think people may be thinking "oh this poor innocent young girl."

Well, 1, have you heard stories of what these "innocent young girls" have been up to the past ten years?

And 2, if a girl is going away on a trip with an adult man -- and there's no father stopping this -- i'm thinking she makes decisions independently of daddy and therefore is legally competent. And also, she probably understands the guy is interested in sex.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (5+1A/)

454 *beep*

Posted by: Pike
*Ding!*

Posted by: Tio Hector Salamanca at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (gax1g)

455 Once stayed at the 2nd cheapest Four Seasons in the system, and had a discount besides, it was nice. Damascus was the only one cheaper at the time, and I considered it, but complications (years ago, airstrikes were not among the complications at that time).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:34 PM (OTzUX)



and yet you didn't think to grab some matches on the off chance you would later fall in with Morons. Selfish.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (yQpMk)

456 Yeah, but nobody expects sex just for buying dinner and a sho.....never mind.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (v16oJ)


You don't expect it, necessarily, but it's like buying a hunting license. Will you bag a deer? Maybe. But if you don't try, you won't get.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (YqDXo)

457
She was hanging out in the parking lot of a skeevy liquor store outside of town giving old mean BJs for money.

Old mean BJ's are not pleasant, but still, it's a BJ.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (1EFAo)

458 242 All
Of
Them

Let it go. Nobody in the GOP is "going to save you." Quite making excused for this shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (3H9h1)

Yep, I am at that point.

Posted by: April at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (OX9vb)

459 If one said something complimentary to me, I'd look over my shoulder to see who was standing behind me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (YqDXo)


Welcome to my world.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (2JVJo)

460 >>>442 435 I have it on reliable sources that there are many hot girls in my area looking for sex.

SEE? ME TOO!!! THEY WON'T STOP SENDING ME MESSAGES!!!

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (5+1A/)

461 Gerry Studds received a standing ovation from Congress for his deed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (63Dwl)

462 452 I simply refuse to believe that anyone within the Justice Department would attempt to frame an innocent Republican officeholder with salacious sexual allegations.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (8z/E5)

Masturbatin' Pete Johnson is right!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (lmikk)

463 And also, she probably understands the guy is interested in sex.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (5+1A/)


The tipoff being that he's breathing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (YqDXo)

464 By 17 you're a square if you haven't already changed sexualities three times, started an OF, a premium snapchat, and a private IG account for foot pictures.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:38 PM (f5JUw)

465 I simply refuse to believe that anyone within the
Justice Department would attempt to frame an innocent Republican
officeholder with salacious sexual allegations.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete

Yeah, yeah, pull the other one. Wait!

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 08:38 PM (v16oJ)

466 461 Gerry Studds received a standing ovation from Congress for his deed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (63Dwl)


Yep. Disgusting, isn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:38 PM (YqDXo)

467 Andrew Nipples Cuomo did not stoop so low as to pay for a hotel room. He took it where he saw it !

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)

468 Actually, when I was in CA i traveled a couple times with much younger women. No sex.

I was living in silicon valley and meeting anyone interesting enough to spend more than an hour socializing with was not so easy. It feels like everyone one there got raped bad in the Darien gap, or maybe had to eat their grandma crossing the Donner pass, and they are all traumatized and all they can do is work and be assholes.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2021 08:38 PM (1lmB+)

469 *beep*

Posted by: Pike
*Ding!*
Posted by: Tio Hector Salamanca at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (gax1g)



s'awright

Posted by: Señor Wences at March 30, 2021 08:38 PM (yQpMk)

470 >>>At what age do women become interesting to listen to?<
>Never. Put the sammich on the nightstand and drop your panties.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2021 08:39 PM (03n3v)

471 Grump, I probably stolt something, but I forget, and probably lost it along with other things in a move.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:39 PM (OTzUX)

472
"old mean" supposed to be old men, of course.

When I heard that about her, I thought that was about as low as it got. Now, that would make her Grammy material.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2021 08:39 PM (Mzdiz)

473 At what age do women become interesting to listen to?



How old is your ma ?

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)

474 Personally, I think that all Congress should now be virtual meetings with Congress critters ensconced in their home states and meeting virtually.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (pO7gM)


Been saying this for a while, even less reason now technology - er - I mean covid being what it is. They should only be allowed in DC for X number of days, and those days chosen at random. I'm convinced they're convinced all those monuments and marble columns are for them. Fuck 'em, make them live with their constituents and make their visits to DC a hell on earth.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 30, 2021 08:40 PM (46GDR)

475 Gaetz named the blackmailer: David McGee, a former FL prosecutor. Saying NYT breaking the story prevented the planned FBI-surveilled payoff scheduled for earlier today?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 08:40 PM (bDqIh)

476 At what age do women become interesting to listen to?
>Never. Put the sammich on the nightstand and drop your panties.

Wow

Time to say bye-bye to this thread.

Have a good evening!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:40 PM (VP4Cd)

477 Old buddy starts telling me he might be moving to Arizona for a 48 year old nurse. He's 67, bum leg, bum liver, good hair. Too much weed.

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2021 08:40 PM (+ya+t)

478 Meh. 17's legal in Texas. Can't say I care even if he was paying for sex. Let me know when he leaves a girl in a lake to drown. Till then, not caring. (I didn't create these rules, but they are the rules.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 30, 2021 08:40 PM (H5knJ)

479 Put the sammich on the nightstand and drop your panties.
Done!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (v16oJ)

480 'rare' severe reaction in sidebar is a bit too far from 'unique' for my comfort.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (lmikk)

481 435 I have it on reliable sources that there are many hot girls in my area looking for sex.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (1lmB)


It's your lucky day! First, some rando Nigerian prince wants to help you get a few million bucks, then this! Woot!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (YqDXo)

482 >>>476 At what age do women become interesting to listen to?

this is a funny point which I denounce

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (5+1A/)

483 Gentlemen ... manifest, dunno your personal situation, but you reside in a land of weird social dynamics and lots of females who loves da gaijin, would think that could be an interesting playground.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (OTzUX)

484 So do people understand why I wasn't willing to torpedo a pretty good relationship for one fuck up? I don't want to deal with all this garbage again.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (f5JUw)

485 I think people may be thinking "oh this poor innocent young girl."

Completely accurate points, sir.

The other thing that should be duly noted is that 18 year olds be f*cking like rabbits. Just generally other 18 year olds.

In fact, they are banging at 13 years old and younger.

I'm not an advocate of that, but it's a fact.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (hkAqh)

486 Maybe he'll get superpowers from this.

He could be the muscle guy from those old health projector films in school.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (lmikk)

487 18 seems adult to me. But yeah he violated the half your age plus 7 rule. I don't care, the deep state needs to die.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 3

Once again everyone assumes the
Lying liars are , just this one time , telling the truth
I believe nothing the government says

Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2021 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

488 When he's n his 50s and has decided watching golf on TV sounds like a better use of his time.


Don't judge.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2021 08:42 PM (ugtXL)

489 476 At what age do women become interesting to listen to?
>Never. Put the sammich on the nightstand and drop your panties.

somewhere in between never and not ever

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 08:42 PM (6iURM)

490 If we isn't physically in DC, we can't gets our graft.

Posted by: Swamper at March 30, 2021 08:42 PM (gax1g)

491 I have a simple rule. I ask them what they think about Ronald Reagan. If they say who? I move along.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:42 PM (Q87rR)

492 18 is ok for someone 18-24. 38 ? hmmm

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (zr5Kq)

493 this is a funny point which I denounce

Makes me think of... I think it was Undercover Brother, where the black guy talks about how he had sex with a blonde girl and all the black guys are totally interested in details until they notice the black women around and are suddenly all "that's awful, how could you??"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (KZzsI)

494 So, in other words, there probably ARE lots of horned up females in your AO looking for two-backed-beast-making. The cat cafe may be a good place to hunt, who knows.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (OTzUX)

495 Gaetz says there was no 17 year old.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (63Dwl)

496 482 Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (5+1A/)

Reality is funny and unreal....

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (Lzpvj)

497 Do people still use matches? I'm so out of touch with everything.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (uEbPt)

498 25 yo already looking at older hotter women who know things

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (zr5Kq)

499 I'd prefer a politician that uses hookers but keeps his ledgers open to one that might be sneaking away to.the ole Epstein temple ev'ry once in a blue moon.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (f5JUw)

500 497 Do people still use matches? I'm so out of touch with everything.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (uEbPt)

That was my question.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (lmikk)

501 Gaetz also said an Ex Girlfriend told him she was pressured to 'roll over' on him, by the FBI.

Paging Gen. Flynn, paging Gen. Flynn...

Posted by: Romeo13, Now with MORE Skeeve! at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (oHd/0)

502
then where BATS?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (1EFAo)

503 25 yo already looking at older hotter women who know things
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (zr5Kq)


and they're grateful.

Posted by: George Washington at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (yQpMk)

504


i don't know, I haven't been in a hotel since the Before Times

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (5+1A/)

505 Do people still use matches?




I do. To light things.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)

506 Did he call down to the desk and request a wick trimmer?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (lmikk)

507 494 So, in other words, there probably ARE lots of horned up females in your AO looking for two-backed-beast-making. The cat cafe may be a good place to hunt, who knows.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (OTzUX)


Probably a great way to find trannies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (YqDXo)

508 497 Do people still use matches? I'm so out of touch with everything.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (uEbPt)


No hotels let you smoke in room anymore, so no more matches.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (Q87rR)

509 Here's a nice little concept art trailer for a sequel to The Last Starfighter. Alright, everyone calm down. It's . . .

https://tinyurl.com/Not-Actually-In-Production

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (i4CI5)

510 I miss Spurwing Plover. I could never figure out if he was a sock or a real person, and whether serious or not

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (KZzsI)

511 Use a nice little torch that works in wind for cigars outside, but I've got matches somewhere, probably in the earthquake kit.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (OTzUX)

512 Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (f5JUw)

I don't even *joke* about being on the "dating" scene right now. I have a few male friends in it, and it's every bit the 15th circle of hell it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (uEbPt)

513 i don't know, I haven't been in a hotel since the Before Times
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (5+1A/)



*clicks to next Viewmaster scene*

Posted by: George Washington at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (yQpMk)

514 I do. To light things.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)

I have a box of matches I bought around 10 years ago, but when was the last time you saw a small box for lighting cigarettes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (lmikk)

515 503 25 yo already looking at older hotter women who know things
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (zr5Kq)


yeah, like packing up their shit and going home

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (6iURM)

516 If we isn't physically in DC, we can't gets our graft.
Posted by: Swamper at March 30, 2021 08:42 PM (gax1g)


Get serious, you MFers LWAYS get your graft, you just have to work harder at it when you're not in DC!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (hOUT3)

517 I'm here.
First , you are all believing that it is true. That is exactly what they want you to believe.
Second, 25 million is a lot of money for a congressman to come up with. Is he independently wealthy.Third, notice the first thing they point out is that he is a Trump booster. That should tell you exactly what is goingon here.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (sd8p8)

518 Last time I was in a hotel was visiting someone in South Carolina around '99 so ... I'm guessing virtually nothing has changed except the shape of the TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (KZzsI)

519 Gaetz just finished his interview with TuCa.

This is civil war too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (EZebt)

520 Did he call down to the desk and request a wick trimmer?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (lmikk)

That's the governor of Michigan, no?

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:47 PM (uEbPt)

521 I've got matchbooks older than you!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:47 PM (Q87rR)

522 513 i don't know, I haven't been in a hotel since the Before Times
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (5+1A/)


*clicks to next Viewmaster scene*
Posted by: George Washington at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (yQpMk)

Mad Max beyond thunderdome ref?!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:47 PM (lmikk)

523 Gaetz also named names.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2021 08:47 PM (EZebt)

524 and yet no one here has mentioned Swalwell.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 30, 2021 08:47 PM (4a9Vv)

525 517 I'm here.
First , you are all believing that it is true. That is exactly what they want you to believe.
Second, 25 million is a lot of money for a congressman to come up with. Is he independently wealthy.Third, notice the first thing they point out is that he is a Trump booster. That should tell you exactly what is going on here.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (sd8p


I think it's pretty clear.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:47 PM (YqDXo)

526 >>>524 and yet no one here has mentioned Swalwell.


i did! Search for "Fartwell"

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:47 PM (5+1A/)

527 I have a box of matches I bought around 10 years ago, but when was the last time you saw a small box for lighting cigarettes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (lmikk)


At a fancy restaurant, before covids. They still have them.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)

528 NOOD Q.C. time

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 30, 2021 08:48 PM (46GDR)

529 Noooood!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 08:48 PM (hOUT3)

530 Feds are dirty, but now that they have Biden and a complicit media as tail winds, any one who made the slightest step out of line have targets on their heads.

A full court press of sorts when you think of it.

Posted by: Deeply Closeted Super Duper Straight Carlos Danger at March 30, 2021 08:48 PM (IObec)

531 I sort of switched to taking the notepads/stationery at some point, instead of matches. Favorite was some stuff from the Navy hostel in Nha Trang (partner was daughter of a former commie of some importance), where my dai a** was a curiosity. Good Indian food in that town, which was a surprising variation, and at the time, no beach-kitsch (but the reefs are fished/bleached out, so the diving was sub-meh).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:49 PM (OTzUX)

532 @430:

That's true about the mental age, which may account for this: I started to get hit on by way younger women/girls when I hit 50 than I did in my Thirties/Forties. Hardly alone in that regard, either.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2021 08:49 PM (puu6v)

533 I have a box of matches I bought around 10 years ago, but when was the last time you saw a small box for lighting cigarettes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (lmikk)


Cigarettes? No.

Torching the inner city? You betcha. Gonna happen when Chauvin gets acquitted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:49 PM (YqDXo)

534 No hotels let you smoke in room anymore, so no more matches.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (Q87rR)

There are motels with rooms set aside for smoking permitted.

Look for the lower rent ones like Fairway Inn, Dolphin Inn, etc. and owned by Mr. Patel.

Your right though, no more matches.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2021 08:49 PM (R/m4+)

535 and yet no one here has mentioned Swalwell.
--------
That had to be rough duty for the Chinese spy.

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2021 08:49 PM (+ya+t)

536 yeah, like packing up their shit and going home
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (6iURM)


you have got to write your memoirs, what else have you got to do ?

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:49 PM (zr5Kq)

537 Late to thread. Do they have official time of death on that Its OK guy from up thread?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 30, 2021 08:49 PM (tZ2cV)

538 I mean we were bitching earlier about needing an app to participate in society but you can't date without apps.

Try just meeting someone. And if you do, you're talking, she's likely busy swiping. Wonder what the hell happened to society, look at the warped mating scene.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (uEbPt)

539 Lifts up keyboard after getting crap off it. My keyboard's birthday is 11/19/90. I have employees who are 11 years younger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (lmikk)

540 Speaking of good looking gals, our local Trader Joes was awash in them yesterday. We needed to buy an orchid and Trader Joes generally has good prices and nice orchids.

But, wow.

But, also, more than likely, very woke, because, Trader Joes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (2SdPm)

541 NOOD Q.C. time


Can't touch this!

Posted by: Owlkitty at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (yQpMk)

542 It's not that I assume it is true. No idea. But assuming the very worst possible facts based on these allegations, I just don't care. And I can't be made to care. When a serial cad (or worse) like Kennedy can spend his life in the senate after drowning a chick and be celebrated in death, I'm not going to play the "have you no decency" game.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (H5knJ)

543 Has anyone heard from SMH?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 08:52 PM (sd8p8)

544 But, also, more than likely, very woke, because, Trader Joes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (2SdPm)


Now try Hole Foodz!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)

545 Hey, I shop at Trader Joes!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 08:53 PM (sd8p8)

546 Try just meeting someone. And if you do, you're talking, she's likely busy swiping. Wonder what the hell happened to society, look at the warped mating scene.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (uEbPt)
-----------

Heh, I was on a dating site, and wound up meeting the lovely Mrs. Blake at work. She worked for a company on a floor above me and let me know she was available. I didn't say no, obviously.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:53 PM (2SdPm)

547 I've written a couple times about how Gaetz is all-in on the climate hoax, and why I don't trust him, even if he's temporarily on our team. He's a weird man in love with the camera. I see him as a Joe Scarbrough / Joe Walsh type, who steps in front of a populist conservative moment, and then will happily move left to stay on camera. Of course, the F B I is so horribly corrupt now that they are even less believable than Gaetz.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 30, 2021 08:54 PM (d9Cw3)

548 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:53 PM (2SdPm)

That's good to hear!!!!

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:54 PM (uEbPt)

549 Hey, I shop at Trader Joes!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 08:53 PM (sd8p
-------------

Exception proves the rule.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:54 PM (2SdPm)

550 Hey, I shop at Trader Joes!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 08:53 PM (sd8p


Now do gun shows!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 08:56 PM (hOUT3)

551 trader joe's had great carne asada

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:57 PM (5+1A/)

552 It's not that I assume it is true. No idea. But assuming the very worst possible facts based on these allegations, I just don't care. And I can't be made to care. When a serial cad (or worse) like Kennedy can spend his life in the senate after drowning a chick and be celebrated in death, I'm not going to play the "have you no decency" game.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (H5knJ)


Exactly my take.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:58 PM (YqDXo)

553 I've written a couple times about how Gaetz is all-in on the climate hoax, and why I don't trust him, even if he's temporarily on our team.

I didn't know that, but I'll give anyone one misstep. I'd extend that even to Kristi Noem, if she'd immediately and unequivocally backtracked on her initial position.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:59 PM (YqDXo)

554 "Gaetz might be thinking of leaving Congress and joining Newsmax or OAN."


I don't watch Fox so have forgotten the name ... but another congressmen, seemed conservative, left to work at Fox, said nothing gets done in Congress, better to try at a news network. ... Just have to wonder how often the FBI is destroying people or "making them an offer they can't refuse", if they are not outright Arkanciding/heart-attacking their political threats. (threat to revealing FBI criminality/sedition/treason)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2021 09:02 PM (Cus5s)

555 @547:


Great point. Scarborough got all Company Town when the dead intern turned up in his congressional office.

That sa said, unless Gaetz's trim was a CCP spy, I don't give a shit.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2021 09:05 PM (puu6v)

556 Ace, they still have carne asada. They also have a great selection of meats and veges. I still shop at the grocery store for staples and paper products, but their produce is superior and their frozen stuff is way better than chain grocery store brands.
Also, the people who work there are pleasant and helpful. Will even go look in the back for something that is missing on the shelf. Try to get someone to do that a regular grocery store.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 09:10 PM (sd8p8)

557 again living up to my nic. Sigh

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 09:12 PM (sd8p8)

558 trader joe's produce is shit

Posted by: Luigi'sIndexFinger at March 30, 2021 09:15 PM (3zin8)

559 CARB STORY ... Hubby lost 65-lbs in a year following a theory that he has his own unique number of carbs he can eat every day without gaining or losing weight. We saw this theory in one of the many books about Insulin Resistance, but what registered better about this correlation between IR and weight loss was the approach to finding his unique number of daily carbs.

One of the first things the authors wrote is that -- if you were even reading their book -- you probably wanted to lose weight. Neither age, nor lifestyle, nor health condition seemed relevant -- the authors proposed the same "itinerary" for everyone.

The recommended start is limiting carbs to 60 grams per day -- every day -- until reaching 15-20 pounds from your ideal weight. Next stage is 5 grams more per day for 1 week. If the weight loss stops, you've found your unique number (65 grams per day). But if weight loss continues -- even if at a slower pace -- try 70 grams daily for a week (then re-evaluate). In other words, you eventually "find" your unique number by coasting into it.

Posted by: Kathy at March 30, 2021 09:19 PM (h3RRP)

560 If he had just been banging a CCP spy, there'd be no story at all . . . right?

Posted by: DougT at March 30, 2021 09:27 PM (Dky//)

561 With Moore he was 38 and she was 24...
Oh noooos!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2021 09:28 PM (JMMlQ)

562 147 I was told with complete confidence last year that Gaetz was gayer than a 3 filler bill and was probably abusing his adopted son.

Boy, it is so hard to keep track of the smears coming from the news media nowadays.

Aint it Hunter?
Posted by: Loki at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (KqiMr)

This.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 30, 2021 09:42 PM (mdjgu)

563 The only reason Dems would believe Gaetz sleeping with a 17 is wrong is because they all think that 17 is way too old for a sexual partner.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 31, 2021 01:15 AM (kg/g/)

564 Were the women 18 years old or not?

18 USC 2423 Transportation of Minors

"...imprisoned not LESS than 10 years to life."

This seems to be "confirmation through projection" by the Democratic clients of Jeffrey Epstein, "defining deviancy down".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 31, 2021 03:59 AM (EMi53)

565 165 Gaetz is now 38 . When did this supposed paying for young women to travel with him occur? Last week? Last month? Last decade?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (roAcN)

Good question.

Posted by: m at March 31, 2021 05:34 AM (cME97)

566 361 just so everyone is On Warning, if a 19 year old is willing to have sex with me if I rent a hotel for the weekend, 1, do you want me to pick up a pack of the house matches for you?, and 2, that bitch is getting fucked.
Posted by: ace

I had no chance to finish this thread yesterday but it was worth it coming back for this.

Posted by: Loki at March 31, 2021 11:51 AM (KqiMr)

567 Although Kathys Carb Story was super important too!

Posted by: Loki at March 31, 2021 11:54 AM (KqiMr)

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