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More Asians Attacked in Hate-Crimes by Multiracial White Supremacy

Just terrible.

Evil criminals are going to do evil things.

But non-criminals are becoming repulsive lairs, propagandists, and racist defamers in a mad rush to blame anything that happens on the One Race The Ruling Class Allows Racism Towards.

John Sexton says, racistly:

It seems to me the national media was pretty eager to turn the Atlanta shootings into a national conversation about white men targeting Asians and thereby wrap up the whole story of anti-Asian attacks over the past year into a neat critical race theory narrative about the dangers of whiteness. But right away there was a problem. There was no evidence to support the claim the victims were targeted for their race. Instead it appeared the attacker had a problem with sex addiction.

After the Boulder shooting lots of people on the left were eager to fit that crime into the pre-established narrative, but their efforts backfired when the shooter turned out to be Syrian. Now we have these two attacks yesterday in New York and it seems reality just won’t cooperate with the narrative.

The media was on fire last week with talk about the connection between anti-Asian violence and white supremacy. I read at least two pieces making that case and many more that referenced it in passing. I'm sure there are people on the left eager to square this circle but obviously reality is a bit more complicated than Critical Race Theory would lead you to believe.

The real lesson here is that if we start looking at the race of attackers and victims to draw broad conclusions, then we have to be willing to do that all the time, not just when the race fits a preferred narrative. I don't think anyone should be doing that frankly, but I think we're seeing the impact of many years of BLM agitating on the media.

If the left is going to focus on the race of vicious criminals, then they can't blame the rest of us for following their lead.

Do they really want to racialize crime? Is that a political game they think they can win?

Have these very intelligent, very well-informed individuals ever checked the crime statistics? Maybe they should take a glance.


Unrelated, and yet, completely related:

thanks to Huck Follywood.

Glow up!

Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 30, 2021 06:38 PM (jU336)

2 Someday I will be first.

This is not that day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2021 06:39 PM (2JVJo)

3 Be honest, any of you 20 or 30 years ago thought things would get this totally bizarro world?

Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2021 06:39 PM (kzsk/)

4 I don't understand this trend..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2021 06:40 PM (CjFDo)

5 And I read the content, which probably means I disappointed Ace by not yelling First.

Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2021 06:40 PM (Ojki1)

6 LOL, off with their legs!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 30, 2021 06:40 PM (46GDR)

7 Hey Mary Poppins PPP. I fluked into first. Your day will come!

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 30, 2021 06:40 PM (jU336)

8 That little girl's face, looking at the saw! I'm dying!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 30, 2021 06:40 PM (Bmy3R)

9 What about the Uber driver in DC?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2021 06:40 PM (thKqT)

10 They don't have to publish any information they want to hide.
They decide what the LIV needs to know.
This is known.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 30, 2021 06:41 PM (gtatv)

11 White supremacy is so powerful it forces our most besieged victims to hurt newer formerly favored allies in those victims' eyes....

End White Presence

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 06:41 PM (Lzpvj)

12 How queer since all the attackers seem to be POC.

I blame Kamala.

Posted by: Corner Stone at March 30, 2021 06:41 PM (aMV0K)

13 Do you get to keep one leg though, and just have it plastic-surgeried into a tail? Add some scales, dye it fish-colored...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 30, 2021 06:42 PM (Bmy3R)

14 12 How queer since all the attackers seem to be POC.

I blame Kamala.
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 30, 2021 06:41 PM (aMV0K)

She's pretty queer herself. There is that laugh...

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 30, 2021 06:42 PM (okGHj)

15 3 Be honest, any of you 20 or 30 years ago thought things would get this totally bizarro world?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2021 06:39 PM (kzsk/)

I saw a car with a "If you are hearing strange voice turn off Fox News" bumper sticker and wondered if them for 20 years ago met them now if the two would kill each other, Today killing then for not being woke enough and then killing today believing this was some nutty right wing put on as of course things would never get to this level of ridiculousness.

Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2021 06:42 PM (Ojki1)

16 4 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2021 06:40 PM (CjFDo)

Here's the trend, as has always been the case Tyrone attacks Chen.

Tyrone excited that he is now the favorite designated morality pet has increased his rate of attacks on Chen by threefold in the last year.

The democrats of course blame Billy because NOTHING is EVER Tyrone's fault.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 06:42 PM (Lzpvj)

17 >>What about the Uber driver in DC?


Wrong type of Asian.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2021 06:43 PM (Sz6+j)

18
You know what's funny?

If you ask any Oriental who hates them the most and always treats them badly, ALL of them will say blacks.

Do you know why the Fake News never asks Orientals who their biggest threats are? Because the answer is blacks. Blacks have a long history of abusing Orientals.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 06:43 PM (D4Fd2)

19 Be honest, any of you 20 or 30 years ago thought things would get this totally bizarro world?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2021 06:39 PM (kzsk/)


In 2006, Idiocracy made me very uncomfortable. But, we've totally rocketed past that in 15 years. I'd be good with idiocracy levels of dumb. Even the idiocracy people would be "that's stupid" looking at what's going on. At least in that universe there were still really 2 sexes.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 30, 2021 06:43 PM (46GDR)

20 You know NYC ... never mind its DeBolsheviktown.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2021 06:43 PM (thKqT)

21 Drunk With Batman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt1_TL-KTgc

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2021 06:44 PM (W2Pud)

22 What about the Uber driver in DC?


Wrong type of Asian.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2021 06:43 PM (Sz6+j)

Wasn't he a Kamala Heels Up type of asian but just with a smidge less black?

Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2021 06:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

23 The Conservative Case for Giving Blessings-of-Liberty Transgender Mermaids Standing in Libraries and Courts.

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2021 06:44 PM (YY3n3)

24 Man, these White Supremacists sure keep busy what with all the targeting of Mexicans, Blacks, Native Americans, Indian Americans, French, and now Asians!
Where DO they find the time?

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2021 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

25 M4E1 Enhanced 16" 5.56 Mid-Length Complete Upper Receiver; $479.99 - $524.99; https://bit.ly/3u7V1zU

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 06:44 PM (i0wNm)

26 3 Be honest, any of you 20 or 30 years ago thought things would get this totally bizarro world?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2021 06:39 PM (kzsk/)


It isn't. A tiny segment of society (and not very intelligent society, at that) is pushing a lot of garbage into the MSM trying to make the world in their own image. It will fail because most people don't buy it and won't.

Push enough politics into schools? We take our kids out of those schools. Demand masks at all events? Not at the bowling tournament I attended Sunday. Want to take our guns? Guess why THAT's not happening?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 30, 2021 06:44 PM (okGHj)

27 3 Be honest, any of you 20 or 30 years ago thought things would get this totally bizarro world?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2021 06:39 PM (kzsk/)

Not even in my imagination would I have thought a country would willingly agree to national suicide.
Because that is what is happening right now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 06:44 PM (sy5kK)

28 More left rudder, helmsman!

Posted by: Capt Joe Biden, US Ever Grifting at March 30, 2021 06:45 PM (fFtVH)

29 It is OK for the Ivy Leagues to still count Asians as white for purposes of putting quotas on how many can enter, yes?

Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2021 06:45 PM (Ojki1)

30 But Mermaids can't stand

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2021 06:45 PM (thKqT)

31
This "asian" bullshit is bullshit.

Asia is a huge continent with many peoples, from the chinese to the Afghans.

People who call those of the Orient "asian" are stupid anal apertures afraid of saying Oriental.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 06:45 PM (D4Fd2)

32 "Multiracial white supremacy." Ace, thank you. That alone was worth the trip here.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 30, 2021 06:45 PM (jU336)

33 Someone needs to explain to me why there are no government mandated stomach bypasses of anorexics. Why are we denying these people their true selves?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 06:45 PM (0UNjH)

34 In Tyrone's Defense :


That Rug really tied the room together. Did it not?

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2021 06:45 PM (6Ytlq)

35 Uh, anyone see the movie "Tusk?"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 06:45 PM (bDqIh)

36 Be honest, any of you 20 or 30 years ago thought things would get this totally bizarro world?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2021 06:39 PM (kzsk/)

The OJ Trial first set off my Oh-Shit-We're-Doomed meter. But I never thought they'd get to this point of shutting down the world and openly, brazenly stealing an election.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 30, 2021 06:46 PM (Bmy3R)

37 Black on Muslim murder crime is not in the playbook

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2021 06:46 PM (Cxk7w)

38 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 30, 2021 06:46 PM (arJlL)

39 This is all a response to the climate of hate brought on by Trump. And global warming, but that goes without saying.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 06:46 PM (0UNjH)

40 But BEWARE! old Asian woman:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1372241168663076864

Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 06:47 PM (1R/n6)

41
It isn't. A tiny segment of society (and not very intelligent society, at that) is pushing a lot of garbage into the MSM trying to make the world in their own image. It will fail because most people don't buy it and won't.

Push enough politics into schools? We take our kids out of those schools. Demand masks at all events? Not at the bowling tournament I attended Sunday. Want to take our guns? Guess why THAT's not happening?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 30, 2021 06:44 PM (okGHj)

tcn, you are confusing independent Alaskans with their fellow mouthbreathers in the lower 48, especially those that live in Blue urban centers.
In many of those areas, it IS that bad.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 06:47 PM (sy5kK)

42 There was no evidence to support the claim the victims were targeted for
their race. Instead it appeared the attacker had a problem with sex
addiction.

The problem was a sin problem, which nobody likes to talk about sin anymore. But the shooter did. The shooter said he had a sin problem. He belonged to a Baptist church down where he lived, can't remember the name of it. This was apparently no secret. The church dis-fellowshipped him after the shooting (which I dunno if I like that but that's another story) and took down all their social media presence so as not to put other members of the congregation at risk. So my question is - if the shooter himself says what his problem is - why does the media not take his word for it?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2021 06:47 PM (45fpk)

43 Babylon Bee thinks it's funny, but little boys are getting ideas to do worse than that every day

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2021 06:47 PM (Cxk7w)

44 Chicago has the equivalent of a mass shooting every night (30 plus lately) yet the media NEVER reports on them.

Chicago has some of the strictest laws about guns yet there they are.

People need to understand that a criminal will obey no law. So making laws will not stop them thus gun control laws only affect the law abiding.

No law has ever stopped a criminal from committing a crime. Never.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 06:47 PM (ZLL8y)

45 I don't read this junk, so are we talking about the Uber driver and the mask-less passengers?
Posted by: Rascal at March 30, 2021 06:44 PM (ftSCx)


No, that guy just got robbed but was allowed to live. This is the 13 and 15 year old demons who murdered an Uber driver from Pakistan. Well, if you look at twatter, it was his fault, as he was being selfish and thinking of himself when he got caught in the driver side door rather than letting them take his only means of money. So basically, he forced them to crush him to death, and one of them almost lost her smartphone in the process!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 30, 2021 06:47 PM (46GDR)

46 Glow up!
Lacist!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 30, 2021 06:47 PM (HaL55)

47 MOO GOO GAI PANSEXUAL SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 30, 2021 06:47 PM (qoxR4)

48 tcn, you are confusing independent Alaskans with their fellow mouthbreathers in the lower 48, especially those that live in Blue urban centers.
In many of those areas, it IS that bad.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 06:47 PM (sy5kK)

Have you NOW figured out why I live here?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 30, 2021 06:48 PM (okGHj)

49 One hundred or so car-jackings this year in DC

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2021 06:48 PM (thKqT)

50 37 Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2021 06:45 PM (6Ytlq)

I bludgeoned that uber driver because of colonialism yo honah!

//DC's Darlings

I am done arguing about it in good faith so I am quiet about it a lot.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 06:48 PM (Lzpvj)

51 So my question is - if the shooter himself says what his problem is - why does the media not take his word for it?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2021 06:47 PM (45fpk)

Because the legend is more useful than the truth, so the legend gets printed.

Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2021 06:48 PM (Ojki1)

52
Recall that one of the Lies of the Russia Collusion Hoax was that the Russians were on social media platforms sowing discord and creating racial strife and divisions.

Have you read ANY twitter thread in the last 5 years?
Every single tweet is racial.

Twitter today is exactly what we were told the Russians were doing in 2016.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (D4Fd2)

53 No law has ever stopped a criminal from committing a crime. Never.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 06:47 PM (ZLL8y)

Logic and intelligent thought is anathema to progressivism. Oil and water.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (okGHj)

54 24 What about the Uber driver in DC?


Wrong type of Asian.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2021 06:43 PM (Sz6+j)

The girls only did that because of the threat of white supremacy brought on by Trump, and the lack of opportunity in the black community brought on by trump, and the fear of global warming brought on by Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (0UNjH)

55 24 What about the Uber driver in DC?


Wrong type of Asian.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2021 06:43 PM (Sz6+j)

Wasn't he a Kamala Heels Up type of asian but just with a smidge less black?
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2021 06:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

I read the guy was a 66 year old Pakistani, legally immigrated, and had a big family. Uber Eats was how he paid the bills.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (sy5kK)

56 That quoted stuff is almost as bad as the hallucinogenic* racist garbage being said and printed by the "press" and the lynch mob today.

There's no such thing as "white supremacy", it is not even an idea, has no organization or program or traction or any real world meaning - obviously. CRT and all this hateful idiocy should be treated like the ravings of a street person pushing his shopping cart down under the underpass.

1/3 of the problem with the repugnant dumbed-down cesspool that is America's public square is the limp, pathetic, sloppy, indulgent "response" of more sane people. The "mainstream" is now as delusional, stupid and racist as the Klan, and should be treated as such.

* with apologies to Goldhagen

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (OTzUX)

57 3 Be honest, any of you 20 or 30 years ago thought things would get this totally bizarro world?

Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2021 06:39 PM (kzsk/)

-----

We've normalized mental illness, and pathologized normalcy.

There were literally thousands of cautionary tales in history and literature that most seemed to agree with. But to answer your question: No -- not in my worst dreams could I have imagined this nightmare.

I used to think that Ronald Reagan speech about "freedom being no more than one generation away from being lost" was hyperbole ... but not anymore.

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (YY3n3)

58 My Italian immigrant grandfather used to tell me he had more in common with the Asians than most other people. They were hard working, wanted their kids to get ahead and grateful for what they had been given. They taught their kids values.

I never forgot that.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (WjGNl)

59 I read a recent statistic regarding interracial marriage in the U.S. The most common interracial marriage type is that between (East) Asian ethnicities and whites. So much hate. /s

Posted by: fly gal at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (JGX9O)

60 Tusk was an awesomely gutsy choice for a single, and by God it worked.

For my money, Steve Nicks has *never* looked hotter than she did in the video:

https://tinyurl.com/23uczx67

(also love how John McVie is played by a cardboard cutout that the other members of the band lug around, as he couldn't make the video shoot.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (Bmy3R)

61 I thought things COULD get this crazy, but not this fast. I had a comic book in mind involving some of the things happening now as a cautionary tale, with a hero fighting crime in a world that thinks fighting crime is evil in its self.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 06:50 PM (KZzsI)

62 Lizzy, yes. Tusk had some flashes of funny, before it deep dived into howling lunacy.

*traumatized stare*

"I don't want to die in Canada!"

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 30, 2021 06:50 PM (jU336)

63 So my question is - if the shooter himself says what his problem is - why does the media not take his word for it?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2021 06:47 PM (45fpk)


They'd only take his word for it if he said it was because of whitey. Or, his white privilege. Or, he hated them because of their skin color. The media will never, ever, EVER listen to you if you say, scream allahu akbar! before slaughtering a bunch of people. You must be mistaken.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 30, 2021 06:51 PM (46GDR)

64 >>>Blacks have a long history of abusing Orientals.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 06:43 PM (D4Fd2)

======

I call bullshit!

Posted by: DeSean Jackson at March 30, 2021 06:51 PM (0/7Nj)

65 For absolutely no reason at all, my YT suggestions were all Demi Lovato. No reason at all. Not any stupid PR stunt that I heard of. Just randomly decided that 4 featured videos would be Demi Lovato.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 06:51 PM (0UNjH)

66 53 tcn, you are confusing independent Alaskans with their fellow mouthbreathers in the lower 48, especially those that live in Blue urban centers.
In many of those areas, it IS that bad.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 06:47 PM (sy5kK)

Have you NOW figured out why I live here?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 30, 2021 06:48 PM (okGHj)

Well, yeah, but when CW2.0 starts, we will have a lot more easy to find targets.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 06:51 PM (sy5kK)

67 58 No law has ever stopped a criminal from committing a crime. Never.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 06:47 PM (ZLL8y)

Logic and intelligent thought is anathema to progressivism. Oil and water.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (okGHj)

Logic is a product of White Supremacy!

Posted by: Leftists everywhere at March 30, 2021 06:51 PM (Ojki1)

68 What bothers me the most is hearing old Dutch immigrants tell me this all feels and sounds awfully damned familiar from their youth

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 06:51 PM (KZzsI)

69 The girls only did that because of the threat of white supremacy brought on by Trump, and the lack of opportunity in the black community brought on by trump, and the fear of global warming brought on by Trump.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (0UNjH)

But mostly because they are feral children raised by equally feral children, without a shred of decency or the slightest inclination to join decent society. Mostly that.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 30, 2021 06:51 PM (okGHj)

70 >>But mostly because they are feral children raised by equally feral children, without a shred of decency or the slightest inclination to join decent society. Mostly that.


That's a terrible thing to say!

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2021 06:52 PM (ldcIN)

71 Be honest, any of you 20 or 30 years ago thought things would get this totally bizarro world?

Posted by: Common Tater

*****about 10 years ago i noticed that Dems would get run out of the party if they agreed even once with a conservative. Since then it's been a series of crazier and crazier positions, all so that they can say "i remain pure".


So . . kinda saw it coming

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 30, 2021 06:52 PM (tZ2cV)

72 The worst is yet to come. Right now is the relatively light hearted phase where we can be all concerned and judgy.

What comes next is the Gov't rounding people up for their "Safety" or because they are "triggering" and "inciting" other people to commit crime. They've already made this argument a few times.

And that, your honor, is when the bullets started to fly.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 06:52 PM (ZLL8y)

73 Wanna know my secret extraction trick for deep Splinters?


I just let it fester until I can get it out hydraulically.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 06:52 PM (yQpMk)

74 64 Posted by: fly gal at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (JGX9O)

Which the left will call "pu**y imperialism" whereby whites proclaim their genetic domination or something.

When my son was approaching dating age I have him a long talk about race and dating this was about 7 years ago.

It went like this, "race is stupid if you love her and she loves you and no parent objects love each other and do not look back."

My son very easily was almost 1/2 Vietnamese.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 06:52 PM (Lzpvj)

75 Fucked we are

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2021 06:53 PM (OVEfo)

76 >> For absolutely no reason at all, my YT suggestions were all Demi Lovato. No reason at all. Not any stupid PR stunt that I heard of. Just randomly decided that 4 featured videos would be Demi Lovato.


"Not any stupid PR stunt that I heard of"

Sarcasm? She came out a pansexual today.
Hubby commented "Oh good, I am so glad this is headline news. I needed to know that." /s

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 06:54 PM (bDqIh)

77 But mostly because they are feral children raised by equally feral children, without a shred of decency or the slightest inclination to join decent society. Mostly that.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 30, 2021 06:51 PM (okGHj)

And Trump didn't do anything to help them specifically.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 06:54 PM (0UNjH)

78
I just let it fester until I can get it out hydraulically.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Until the Infection pus pushes it out?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 06:54 PM (D4Fd2)

79 Asian Dawn?

Posted by: Talisman Bill at March 30, 2021 06:54 PM (prQ8Y)

80 81 Fucked we are
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2021 06:53 PM (OVEfo)

And people wonder why I am strongly considering not doing chemo again when my cancer returns.

Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2021 06:55 PM (Ojki1)

81 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 06:51 PM (sy5kK)

I think you and many others are in for a rude awakening.

Things will not develop as you think.

It will be the Gov't that will step in and take into custody those that they blame for causing the unrest. Not the ones who actually are causing the unrest.

Note the guy who was being attacked and when he pulled his pistol to defend himself he was dogpiled by the cops and arrested while the attackers got off. This has been happening more and more.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 06:55 PM (ZLL8y)

82 >>>"Not any stupid PR stunt that I heard of"

Sarcasm? She came out a pansexual today.
Hubby commented "Oh good, I am so glad this is headline news. I needed to know that." /s

...

career move.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 06:55 PM (5+1A/)

83 Yellow

Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at March 30, 2021 06:55 PM (oUcR5)

84 87 Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 06:55 PM (ZLL8y)

Correct we are at most 2 years from arrest for wrongthink.

The shrieking harpies with funny hair are acting as bird dogs for the police state.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 06:56 PM (Lzpvj)

85 Mick Fleetwood had been doing that tribal-drumming thing since way back. Right from "Rambling Pony," the b-side of their very first single, and on other Peter Green-era classics like "Coming Your Way." So "Tusk" was kind of a neat call back to that, not that any of their newer fans would have known or cared.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 30, 2021 06:56 PM (Bmy3R)

86 The vast overwhelming majority of violent crime in this country is committed by black men.

The last time NYC published non chicken fucked numbers, black men committed 75 percent of the homicides and 80 percent of the rapes and assaults.

The Housing authority crime stats were even worse.

And then NYC simply stopped reporting demographic crime stats and CompStat is a joke.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2021 06:57 PM (M47S1)

87 >>career move.


Yup. Gotta be ANCH: Anything But Cis-Het

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 06:57 PM (bDqIh)

88 Sarcasm? She came out a pansexual today.
Hubby commented "Oh good, I am so glad this is headline news. I needed to know that." /s
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 06:54 PM (bDqIh)

Yes. This bullshit is all coordinated. She gets cheap pr for her new album, the girls who look up to her get sexually perverted. But hey, there is money to be made!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 06:57 PM (0UNjH)

89 Let's ask the roof top koreans in LA how much blacks like asians?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2021 06:57 PM (OVEfo)

90 >>65 Tusk was an awesomely gutsy choice for a single, and by God it worked.


dose drums doe

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 06:57 PM (5+1A/)

91 In Florida from TN. Loving DeSantis right now. Ordered a burger from a guy who was not wearing a mask. It is like the Before Times

Posted by: Jmel at March 30, 2021 06:57 PM (niLyp)

92
YT gave me the demi bullshit the other day. I select "Don't Recommend This Channel" when YT does that to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 06:57 PM (D4Fd2)

93 Critical Race Theory is just a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: torabora at March 30, 2021 06:57 PM (YIiBc)

94 Sarcasm? She came out a pansexual today.
Hubby commented "Oh good, I am so glad this is headline news. I needed to know that." /s

...

career move.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 06:55 PM (5+1A/)

As if I need to know who is fucking whom. What happened to staying out of people's bedrooms.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 30, 2021 06:57 PM (okGHj)

95 Asian Dawn?
Posted by: Talisman Bill at March 30, 2021 06:54 PM (prQ8Y)


Palmolive.

Posted by: Madge at March 30, 2021 06:58 PM (qoxR4)

96 >>>Yup. Gotta be ANCH: Anything But Cis-Het


i forgot to mention, i'm transitioning into something. I don't want to prejudice where I end up in my journey by specifying what i'm transitioning into.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 06:58 PM (5+1A/)

97 Tusk was an awesomely gutsy choice for a single, and by God it worked.


dose drums doe
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 06:57 PM (5+1A/)

'Twas never a Fleetwood Mac fan in any sense, but I love that song.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at March 30, 2021 06:58 PM (4l77G)

98 I thought by year 3 of Hildabeast the gulags would open, it might be before Sundowner is pulled away to his Delaware basement.

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2021 06:58 PM (Cxk7w)

99 This bullshit is all coordinated. She gets cheap pr for her new album, the girls who look up to her get sexually perverted. But hey, there is money to be made!

Have you seen our lawsuit for Satan's Shoes? THAT'S how you play this game!

Posted by: Nike at March 30, 2021 06:58 PM (3fR4G)

100 What about Muhammed and Malvo?

Another conspiracy theory?

Posted by: torabora at March 30, 2021 06:59 PM (YIiBc)

101 >>i forgot to mention, i'm transitioning into something. I don't want to prejudice where I end up in my journey by specifying what i'm transitioning into.


When you leave town on a Vespa, I think we all know where you are headed.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2021 06:59 PM (ldcIN)

102


Ace, this is Garbage that needs to be discarded:

Posted by: Cocksucker at March 30, 2021 06:57 PM (ftSCx)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 06:59 PM (D4Fd2)

103 Heh. The Bee crushes, again.

Their post reminds me of this guy, the dude who turned himself into a female dragon:

https://tinyurl.com/Man-Converts-To-Dragon-Lady

That right there is nuclear-powered mental illness with a side of steroids (and French fries).

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2021 06:59 PM (i4CI5)

104 No law has ever stopped a criminal from committing a crime. Never.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 06:47 PM (ZLL8y)
Logic and intelligent thought is anathema to progressivism. Oil and water.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (okGHj)


The original purpose of laws was not to stop criminals from committing crimes, rather it was to inform the larger civil society that there are consequences to committing crimes so that we do not need to individually seek retribution becasue there are organized "fair and just" means within society to effect this.

But that's now "old-think"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2021 06:59 PM (hOUT3)

105 Biden should consider licensing coyotes for a 40% cut. It could wipe out the deficit if properly administered

Posted by: Hiden Biden at March 30, 2021 06:59 PM (J9381)

106 The Chauvin Trial is a real clown show

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 06:59 PM (6iURM)

107 i forgot to mention, i'm transitioning into something. I don't want to prejudice where I end up in my journey by specifying what i'm transitioning into.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 06:58 PM (5+1A/)

Cranky old guy sitting in a rocking chair on the porch shaking your cane at everyone who walks by and swearing randomly?

Careful, they will put you in the Oval Office.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 30, 2021 06:59 PM (okGHj)

108 The major reason for the release of prisoners or the no bail deal is so that the stats will get lower.

Right now people can find out the truth. Soon that won't happen.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 06:59 PM (ZLL8y)

109 I'm feeling otherized, because my transition-self has been slow to make itself known.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 30, 2021 07:00 PM (s9+KW)

110 >>i forgot to mention, i'm transitioning into something. I don't want to prejudice where I end up in my journey by specifying what i'm transitioning into.


Stunning and brave!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 07:00 PM (bDqIh)

111 i think the Muppets should have done a version of Tusk

or maybe it already sounds muppet-ish enough

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:00 PM (5+1A/)

112 Pansexual = I'll have sex with anything? Only with the god Pan? With kitchen impements?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 07:00 PM (KZzsI)

113 ace is transitioning into a redneck! Hot Damn.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2021 07:00 PM (NWrXY)

114 I used to think that Ronald Reagan speech about "freedom being no more than one generation away from being lost" was hyperbole ... but not anymore. Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (YY3n3)

I just hope - even though I'll be long gone - that people 50 or 100 years from now look back on this period as some sort of insanity. Where we actually hold up mental illness as some sort of achievement. That people mutilated themselves, and were considered brave. And even now, they just double down on it.

Case in point - that guy who used to be the human Ken doll, and is now a human - I have no fucking idea. He started out kind of ok looking, then spent millions on surgery - even his fucking "ripped" abs are fake. And now? It looks like he's trying to eat a red donut sideways and has 2 balloons under his shirt. I don't even want to know what they did with the old abs. Seriously, does anybody think he'll be alive in 15 years? If somehow, he doesn't kill himself just how long can surgery continue working before he's full on monster mode? Until then, we'll have an insane junta installing a fat balding dude with boobs in a dress and a wig to tell us what is sane and healthy.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 30, 2021 07:00 PM (46GDR)

115 I apologize if this has already been posted but I nearly giggled myself into a coughing fit.


https://youtu.be/hsDQDDrL9Yo



Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 30, 2021 07:00 PM (GbPPJ)

116 The version of Tusk where they have the USC marching band join in was amazingly effective, I wouldn't have expected that to work

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

117 What is multi-racial White supremacy?

Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at March 30, 2021 07:01 PM (oUcR5)

118 87 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 06:51 PM (sy5kK)
I think you and many others are in for a rude awakening.
Things will not develop as you think.
It will be the Gov't that will step in and take into custody those that they blame for causing the unrest. Not the ones who actually are causing the unrest.
Note the guy who was being attacked and when he pulled his pistol to defend himself he was dogpiled by the cops and arrested while the attackers got off. This has been happening more and more.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 06:55 PM (ZLL8y)

The Right still plays by the rules. That will be ending soon. And those with guns and want to take away rights, well, they have families and friends that don't have guns.
Capiche?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 07:01 PM (sy5kK)

119 ace is transitioning into a redneck! Hot Damn.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2021 07:00 PM (NWrXY)

*sniffs*
Not too long ago, he'd be chiding us about stroking our gun dicks. They grow up too fast.

Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:01 PM (KnJdm)

120 The original purpose of laws was not to stop criminals from committing crimes

And now it's to create an enormous bureaucracy dedicated to deciding whether each case should be pursued or not.

Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2021 07:01 PM (B2mhs)

121 Just got back from the license bureau. Good grief Charlie Brown. I wanted to get the Real ID so I wouldn't have to worry about bringing my passport if I want to fly in the future. So.. I had my license renewel card, my SS card, my passport and my current drivers license. NOPE! I needed another form of proof like a utility bill or pay stub. So I had to settle for a regular license. What a load of crap.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (nxdel)

122 Tusk was... an interesting departure into weird music by a band that had just sewed up light rock for a decade.

The internals are.... just as weird.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (3H9h1)

123 >>>Not too long ago, he'd be chiding us about stroking our gun dicks. They grow up too fast.


most of us have some bad moments on the internet. That was one of mine.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (5+1A/)

124 I prefer the term Mer-MAN!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (jvt6t)

125 ace is transitioning into a redneck! Hot Damn.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2021 07:00 PM (NWrXY)


Ben Had: Next thing you know he'll be begging you for (real) riding lessons, and NOT on a Vespa!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (hOUT3)

126 Asian Dawn?

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (ZLL8y)

127 Well, it finally happened. I had a run-in with my bosses because I insisted on changing the pronouns of a transgender person in a news story to reflect reality.

It was a tiny news brief on the last page of the paper (about that Levine guy who was sworn in as deputy whatever at HHS), but my boss was deluged with phone calls from angry lefties. He explained that it was "AP style" to use a person's preferred pronouns, and I said there's nothing that says we have to follow AP style. He said in this case we are, and I told him I could not, in good conscience, comply. I'm sorry; I can put up with a lot of outrageous bias (I have to in this profession), but I refuse to lie. That is where I draw the line.

He said he'd get back to me. So we'll see how much longer I have a job.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (R1mDg)

128 >>most of us have some bad moments on the internet. That was one of mine.


You made up for it with some Lez Porn, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2021 07:03 PM (ldcIN)

129 >>>She came out a pansexual today.


I'd hit it.

Posted by: Fido at March 30, 2021 07:03 PM (KnJdm)

130 125 Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at March 30, 2021 07:01 PM (oUcR5)

Whites do so much evil that we do not have time to do EVERY action of hatred.

CONVENIENTLY we stage it so most of the time the person beating the Asians to a pulp or Hispanics to a pulp is get this....African-American.

Multiracial White Supremacy.

//End White Presence

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:03 PM (Lzpvj)

131 Unless Mick Fleetwood can prove drums were played by Neaderthals in England, he has spent his entire career culturally appropriating and will need to apologize. I hope someone sorts that out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 30, 2021 07:03 PM (s9+KW)

132 I used to think that Ronald Reagan speech about "freedom being no more than one generation away from being lost" was hyperbole ... but not anymore. Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM

As well as the bit about taking the final steps into a thousand years of darkness.

Posted by: Bert G at March 30, 2021 07:04 PM (sAW0o)

133 Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (nxdel)

Ach zo, comrade Jewells, all your papers pleaze!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2021 07:04 PM (hOUT3)

134 103 >>>Yup. Gotta be ANCH: Anything But Cis-Het


i forgot to mention, i'm transitioning into something. I don't want to prejudice where I end up in my journey by specifying what i'm transitioning into.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 06:58 PM (5+1A/)

Spoiler: It's worm food, just like all the rest of us*

*Unless you choose cremation, go Timothy Treadwall or accept a dinner invite to Cannibal Bob's.

Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2021 07:04 PM (Ojki1)

135 Now that I think about it, Waco to me was another very ominous sign of things to come. Many parallels to the continuing crisis today. Corrupt, murderous FBI, endless government gaslighting, useless, complicit media, attack on religion...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 30, 2021 07:05 PM (Bmy3R)

136 I said, what what, in my butt
I said what what, is in my butt?

Posted by: zombie George Floyd at March 30, 2021 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

137 NOPE! I needed another form of proof like a
utility bill or pay stub. So I had to settle for a regular license.
What a load of crap.


Jewells - I had the same thing happen to me last week. Went for my Real ID and took everything I could think of including passport. Not good enough. Needed to come back home and get two proof-of-residency. Not even my Social Security statement was good enough!

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2021 07:05 PM (45fpk)

138 69 >>>Blacks have a long history of abusing Orientals.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 06:43 PM (D4Fd2)

I din't do shit......hell, who doesn't need a happy ending??

Posted by: Dashuan Jackson at March 30, 2021 07:05 PM (jvt6t)

139 Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (5+1A/)

I'd say you take as good as you get, if we were as good at giving.


I'm still chuckling at the Garrett books crack earlier.

Posted by: Fido at March 30, 2021 07:06 PM (KnJdm)

140 He said he'd get back to me. So we'll see how much longer I have a job.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (R1mDg)

==================
Bless you sir. Wow.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 30, 2021 07:06 PM (s9+KW)

141 Just terrible.

****

Turble.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:06 PM (bm04m)

142 So, my barn is water tight though trim and fixes remain to be done. The small skylights are extremely bright. It will cost me between 500 and 1k to take them back out if I find the greenhouse effect is too much for the Summers here.

https://flic.kr/p/2kQcPNr

Look inside

https://flic.kr/p/2kJ5KEu

Look back at the big door

https://flic.kr/p/2kQcPQf

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

143 In a lighter moment as I was reading the signs I came to the one for Do Not Enter (it doesn't say it it's just the sign with no wording). I said.. uh don't go this way or you're screwed. The lady laughed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2021 07:06 PM (nxdel)

144 124 The version of Tusk where they have the USC marching band join in was amazingly effective, I wouldn't have expected that to work
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

By far, the best version of Tusk.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 07:06 PM (sy5kK)

145 Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 30, 2021 07:05 PM (Bmy3R)

pffffftttt....the FIB don't know shit......

Posted by: ATF at March 30, 2021 07:06 PM (jvt6t)

146 I keep laughing thinking about ace with a farmer's tan, a chainsaw in one hand and an AR in the other.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2021 07:06 PM (NWrXY)

147 Does anyone know anyone who's taken the vaccine?

Does the person's personality or attitude change?

This is a serious question as there are some dodgy things going on with message RNA type vaccine (the two does one I think)

Been lots of deaths after people have received it but they claim it wasn't caused by the vaccine just coincidence.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 07:07 PM (ZLL8y)

148 By far, the best version of Tusk.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 07:06 PM (sy5kK)

Well, that's how they recorded it, live, at The Coloseum.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:07 PM (jvt6t)

149 Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:03 PM (Lzpvj)

I think this sven guy understands that we need to weave a multi-racial tapestry that only identifies the perfidy and evils of the white man no matter who the players are!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2021 07:07 PM (hOUT3)

150 >>By far, the best version of Tusk.


Is any version I am not listening to.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2021 07:07 PM (ldcIN)

151 He explained that it was "AP style" to use a person's preferred pronouns, and I said there's nothing that says we have to follow AP style.

***

Even when a white dude says it's "Your Highness"?

Nah, don't be silly.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:07 PM (bm04m)

152 Grammie that's ridiculous. And I may have been screwed because all of the bills are in my husbands name and I no have paystubs anymore.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2021 07:07 PM (nxdel)

153 150 If the skylight is too much in the summer, rig some shutters.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 30, 2021 07:07 PM (I58tH)

154 Gutsy move Ex Liberal

Posted by: LTCHAM at March 30, 2021 07:08 PM (98PX3)

155 Blacks have a long history of abusing Orientals.

Is it a long history or a sharp kink in the graph around 1965?

Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2021 07:08 PM (3fR4G)

156 I noticed today that King Soopers removed all the social distancing dots on the floor. All of them: service desk, checkout lines, pharmacy.

I mentioned it to the young lady at the service desk, kind of hoping she'd tell me it was permanent, but she just shrugged. Probably just replacing them, but I can hope it's a small sign...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 30, 2021 07:08 PM (Bmy3R)

157 131 Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (5+1A/)

It was not a bad sentiment, look the fight we have to fight is not won with the fist or finger it is won with the mind and the heart.

I will be going back to the field soon so I will be scarce, but I do look in on the place.

I want to thank you as always for being here, and for keeping the light of humor burning in the dark.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:08 PM (Lzpvj)

158 Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2021 07:06 PM (NWrXY)

Big belt buckle, shit-kickers, and a cowboy hat.

Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:08 PM (KnJdm)

159 I keep laughing thinking about ace with a farmer's tan, a chainsaw in one hand and an AR in the other.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2021 07:06 PM (NWrXY)
.......

and a forgotten lasagna in the oven.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2021 07:08 PM (v0R5T)

160 Does the person's personality or attitude change?

***

You mean haughty self righteousness with a somehow increased fear of infection after vaccination?

Yes, it does.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:09 PM (bm04m)

161 It was a tiny news brief on the last page of the paper (about that Levine guy who was sworn in as deputy whatever at HHS), but my boss was deluged with phone calls from angry lefties. He explained that it was "AP style" to use a person's preferred pronouns, and I said there's nothing that says we have to follow AP style. He said in this case we are, and I told him I could not, in good conscience, comply. I'm sorry; I can put up with a lot of outrageous bias (I have to in this profession), but I refuse to lie. That is where I draw the line.

He said he'd get back to me. So we'll see how much longer I have a job.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (R1mDg)


My favorite quote of the day is apropos: Political correctness is communist propaganda writ small. ... When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. To asset to obvious lies is to cooperate with evil, and in some small way to become evil oneself. Ones standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed.

Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2021 07:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

162 155 Does anyone know anyone who's taken the vaccine?

Does the person's personality or attitude change?


I got the vaccine and now I love my fellow man

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 07:09 PM (6iURM)

163 Puddles should do Tusk

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2021 07:09 PM (Cxk7w)

164 > The Chauvin Trial is a real clown show

Did you watch the testimony of that Firefighter scrunt Hansen? She got really snotty with the Defense. Among other things, she insists that Firefighters/Paramedics couldn't have been called when they were, because she just knows they don't take that long.

She also refused to review a transcript of her statements to investigators before testifying, so when Defense was asking questions about those statements, she kept saying she didn't remember what she said to them.

She refused to say she was angry with the cops, only feeling helpless, even when she was reminded she called one a "bitch".

She got especially saucy when the Defense asked her about her characterization of the 6'4" 230lb Floyd as "a small, slim man."

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:09 PM (i0wNm)

165 Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 30, 2021 07:05 PM (Bmy3R)

No sh!t!

Posted by: Cliven Bundy at March 30, 2021 07:09 PM (hOUT3)

166 Now that I think about it, Waco to me was another very ominous sign of things to come. Many parallels to the continuing crisis today. Corrupt, murderous FBI, endless government gaslighting, useless, complicit media, attack on religion...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 30, 2021 07:05 PM (Bmy3R)


"I am taking full responsibility."

"Oh, so you're resigning?"

"What, no, of course not, I said I was taking responsibility and that's that."

See re: my Unified Clinton Field Theory.


Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 30, 2021 07:09 PM (GbPPJ)

167 but I refuse to lie. That is where I draw the line.

Ha! Did you put it that way to him? Makes for an interesting defense.

Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2021 07:09 PM (3fR4G)

168 I'm not sure which is the greater indictment of our culture--the assaults on innocent people or the fact that people stand around watching and do nothing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 30, 2021 07:09 PM (sWM8x)

169 Does anyone know anyone who's taken the vaccine?

My youngest daughter got the Pfizer one today. Three weeks and she gets the second dose. My oldest daughter got the MRNA vaccine several weeks ago. So far no bad side affects.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2021 07:09 PM (nxdel)

170 Several of my workmates have taken the vax. But they were already liberal before so it's hard to tell if it made them crazier.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 30, 2021 07:09 PM (Bmy3R)

171 sven, I would so hope that you and family will be able to make TX in October.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2021 07:10 PM (NWrXY)

172 It was a tiny news brief on the last page of the paper (about that Levine guy who was sworn in as deputy whatever at HHS), but my boss was deluged with phone calls from angry lefties. He explained that it was "AP style" to use a person's preferred pronouns, and I said there's nothing that says we have to follow AP style. He said in this case we are, and I told him I could not, in good conscience, comply. I'm sorry; I can put up with a lot of outrageous bias (I have to in this profession), but I refuse to lie. That is where I draw the line.

He said he'd get back to me. So we'll see how much longer I have a job.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (R1mDg)

I had a major disagreement with a 2 Star today. She is wrong and i am right.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2021 07:10 PM (OVEfo)

173 but I refuse to lie. That is where I draw the line.

***

I'm fine using a name that someone has legally changed, but those X and Y chromosomes don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:10 PM (bm04m)

174 I don't understand the Chink hate.

I like Moo Goo Gai Pan, Chicken Chow Mein and Pork Egg Rolls with fried rice.

Now I am hungry.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2021 07:10 PM (R/m4+)

175 Does anyone know anyone who's taken the vaccine?


I got it months ago

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2021 07:10 PM (OVEfo)

176 I think the turning point was Elian Gonzalez.

Where we actually had armed Americans going after a child so as to return him to a communist regime. Disregarding his mother's obvious desires.

it was the beginning of a series of low points that has not really let up. Even with Trump these last 4 years they kept up the insanity and American hate.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 07:10 PM (ZLL8y)

177 Blacks have a long history of abusing Orientals.
........

payback for stealing all the railroad jobs.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2021 07:10 PM (v0R5T)

178 He explained that it was "AP style" to use a person's preferred pronouns, and I said there's nothing that says we have to follow AP style.

***

Those same folks say God can be referred to as 'She" even though the Bible is full of His preferred pronoun

Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2021 07:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

179 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:06 PM (yQpMk)
----------------

Not going to say jealous but...that's a good barn.

Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 07:11 PM (1R/n6)

180 120 ace is transitioning into a redneck! Hot Damn.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2021 07:00 PM (NWrXY)

Or simply realizing that survival is going to need a new playbook.
Whether NYC or Seattle, right-minded people are realizing this in droves. I have a few gray-haired buddies who were traditionally Democrats, all rights-for-all types.

All except two I can think of are now seeing the light, and the two true lefties don't challenge most stuff that is texted out these days, just keeping quiet and shaking their heads.

Posted by: LeftCoast "Dylan" Dawg, The Times, they are 'A-Changin' at March 30, 2021 07:12 PM (sy5kK)

181 Does anyone know anyone who's taken the vaccine?

Mr. H and I got our 2nd shots today. All is well. So far.

Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at March 30, 2021 07:12 PM (oUcR5)

182 180 Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2021 07:10 PM (NWrXY)

Me too, the wife's retirement will be official the next month.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:12 PM (Lzpvj)

183 Not going to say jealous but...that's a good barn.


It's just a balloon now. I will have to figure out how to divide it up into storage and work space. The only thing fixed in place is the plumbing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

184 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 30, 2021 07:09 PM (GbPPJ)

AtC: Three words in and I knew it was you. How do you be!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 07:12 PM (hOUT3)

185 Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (nxdel)

Yep. Ran into the same thing when I got my license changed from GA to PA. Old license, utility bills, mortgage. Nope! Need to have mail with my name on it that was delivered to the mailbox.

Need to get my adopted kids SS cards changed. Website says I need to MAIL the original adoption decree and MY DRIVERS LICENSE to the ss office. Called and said "No fucking way, i want an in person appointment". Ok, but you need the adoption decree, the old and new birth certificate, the old Ss cards and a medical record with their old name on it. Not what the website says, but it is what WE want. I don't have a medical record with their old name on it. I do have the new birth certificate and a signed court order changing their names. Not good enough. If you don't have a medical record, the girls have to wait until they are old enough to petition for a name change, and come to the ss office themselves with a signed court order. They are 3. Twat expects them to live 15 years with their old name because I can't meet her personal demand for proof.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 07:13 PM (0UNjH)

186 184 Does anyone know anyone who's taken the vaccine?


I got it months ago
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2021 07:10 PM (OVEfo)
--------

My buddy and his girlfriend.

She says it's made a huge improvement in his personality. whuf

Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 07:13 PM (1R/n6)

187 Alex: when I went to see that video it opened with an ad for Mint Mobile by Ryan Reynolds. I almost thought that was the gag.

(BTW, I miss you on twitter but I'm not going back).

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Gleichschaltung? You're Soaking In It! at March 30, 2021 07:13 PM (Clxcy)

188 Not going to say jealous but...that's a good barn.

Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 07:11 PM (1R/n6)

Yep.

Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:13 PM (KnJdm)

189 >>The only thing fixed in place is the plumbing.


Doctors can move that shit around these days.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2021 07:13 PM (ldcIN)

190 Chauvin is going to go down whatever it takes to keep Minneapolis from burning

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2021 07:13 PM (Cxk7w)

191 > Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2021 07:10 PM (R/m4+)

Do you really have to?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:13 PM (i0wNm)

192 Does anyone know anyone who's taken the vaccine?
........

My 89 year old Mom git her second Pfizer shot two weeks ago. She's didn't want to but she's fine now.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2021 07:14 PM (v0R5T)

193 She got especially saucy when the Defense asked her about her characterization of the 6'4" 230lb Floyd as "a small, slim man."
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:09 PM (i0wNm)

at phillymadecreative. there is 4 or 5 Houston booking records of Floyd

all list him at 6'6"

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 07:14 PM (6iURM)

194 My Mom (a View-addicted, TDS-afflicted NY liberal): "I got the vaccination!"

Me: So, you can go out now without a mask on?

Mom: Well, of course not. We all have to wear masks all the time and you should too. You Trumpers are the problem.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 30, 2021 07:14 PM (Bmy3R)

195 Me: But you can gather with your friends now who are vaccinated? (As always, tactfully ignoring the provocations)

Mom: Well, no. You can still spread it or get it after you're vaccinated.

Me: But...you can at least...live in a little less fear then?

Mom: Of course not. We all have to be vigilant. It's a pandemic even though you think it's some kind of conspiracy theory.

Me: so, there is not one quantitative benefit to getting the vaccine. Nothing in your life has changed, not one bit.

Mom: (crickets)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 30, 2021 07:14 PM (Bmy3R)

196 Pallet cleanser from today's posts:

https://tinyurl.com/ywce635b

Old Crow Medicine Show
"Wagon Wheel"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, breaking out in song at March 30, 2021 07:15 PM (sy5kK)

197 Alex: when I went to see that video it opened with an ad for Mint Mobile by Ryan Reynolds. I almost thought that was the gag.

(BTW, I miss you on twitter but I'm not going back).
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Gleichschaltung? You're Soaking In It! at March 30, 2021 07:13 PM (Clxcy)



Ha! I love the Mint Mobile ads. And staying far far away from Twitter is a good choice. Lemme go tweet that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 30, 2021 07:15 PM (GbPPJ)

198 Oh, and for adopted son, birth mom lost the original ss card. So the ss office wants us to apply for a duplicate card, then bring the duplicate card to the appointment to get his name changed... to prove he has a ss number already. I guess the ss office has no way of checking to see if a person has a ss number.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 07:15 PM (0UNjH)

199 Chauvin is going to go down whatever it takes to keep Minneapolis from burning

**

Dude.

Have you ever seen these same folks win a national championship basketball or football game?

Minneapolis is burning regardless.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:15 PM (bm04m)

200 Well, that's how they recorded it, live, at The Coloseum.

what gets me is that they heard that song and thought "you know what this song needs? Horns!"

I never, ever would have made that connection.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 07:15 PM (KZzsI)

201 My wee cat Bonnie is as black as black can get. Yep, I adopted a black kitten, eleven years ago. I'm covered, right?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2021 07:15 PM (QzJWU)

202 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 07:13 PM (0UNjH)

Even petty power is an aphrodisiac to the weak!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 07:15 PM (hOUT3)

203 I worked with a Korean/American woman for a few years many years ago. I thought she was both hot and charming. Anyway I don't get this Asian hate thing.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 07:16 PM (lgiXo)

204 I thought a passport and DL was sufficient.

Surely you've got some bill or other that came in the mail.

Even junk mail if it's addressed specifically to you.

Me I don't fly so I've never bothered. But that's nonsense about the passport not being enough. You know what that says about the validity of passports don't you? Yeah they don't trust them as there's too many that are fake. We can thank all our friends from south of the border for that.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 07:16 PM (ZLL8y)

205 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 07:13 PM (0UNjH)

That's ridiculous!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2021 07:16 PM (nxdel)

206 Davie504 - DEADMAU5 said this Bassline is IMPOSSIBLE

Davie504 is Italy's biggest youtuber, and AFAIK, #1 bass channel.

https://youtu.be/cytyAgu9-bA

Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:17 PM (KnJdm)

207 You know what that says about the validity of passports don't you? Yeah they don't trust them as there's too many that are fake. We can thank all our friends from south of the border for that.

***

Yep. It's funny what you can learn by actually listening to what people tell you.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:17 PM (bm04m)

208 Sarcasm? She came out a pansexual today.
Hubby commented "Oh good, I am so glad this is headline news. I needed to know that." /s
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 06:54 PM (bDqIh)

Demi Lovato? The one who nearly killed herself from drug overdosing? And now says that "moderate drinking and smoking pot is ok?"
That genius?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

209 Chauvin is going to go down whatever it takes to keep Minneapolis from burning
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2021 07:13 PM


It'll burn regardless of the outcome. The DNC will make sure of that.

Posted by: Bert G at March 30, 2021 07:18 PM (sAW0o)

210 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 07:15 PM (0UNjH)

They don't track you by name. The go strictly by the number.

Which is why if they wanted to they could see if someone else is using your social security number. But the regulations for the SSA does not allow them to do anything about it. And they can't alert you to the fact that someone else is using your number.

Nice huh?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 07:18 PM (ZLL8y)

211 I thought a passport and DL was sufficient.

I told them, "you know I'm just going to the SS office and get that card with my passport and DL, right?" Which I did. DMV's will never change.

Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2021 07:18 PM (3fR4G)

212 I like Moo Goo Gai Pan, Chicken Chow Mein and Pork Egg Rolls with fried rice.

Now I am hungry.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2021 07:10 PM (R/m4+)

mmmmmm....that good gook food......

Posted by: Mr. Kowalski to YOU! at March 30, 2021 07:18 PM (jvt6t)

213 Grammie that's ridiculous. And I may have been
screwed because all of the bills are in my husbands name and I no have
paystubs anymore.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2021 07:07 PM (nxdel)

=================Revenge yourself by voting five or six times in all future elections. Five forms of ID to get a drivers license and none to vote seems like an open invitation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 30, 2021 07:18 PM (s9+KW)

214 Gonzaga out there being all Gonzaga.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 30, 2021 07:18 PM (GbPPJ)

215 213 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 07:16 PM (lgiXo)

Asians prove the lie that this is a racist society so they are rejected to a large degree by the grievance industry.

Some Asians sensing there's gold in them thar hills glom on, they are usually the lower achieving ones.

I always kind of chuckle at the modern "hurtful stereotype" of every Asian being a science minded math wiz. I began tutoring them in English and History when I was 9. I spent my teen years helping them study for citizenship tests.

We live in an insane asylum.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:19 PM (Lzpvj)

216 (Oh, and one more bit for Alex.... I know the film was funny, but Antifa's a seriously dangerous scam. I don't care if you believe me or not... but my Dad warned me about them in a conversation back in 2005 or so, before the dementia thing and the death thing. Only it was called the Collectivos then and about Venezuela.)

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Gleichschaltung? You're Soaking In It! at March 30, 2021 07:19 PM (Clxcy)

217 I'm Pipes-of-Pansexual

Posted by: Zamfir at March 30, 2021 07:19 PM (Bmy3R)

218 Clutch cargo, off-topic, but I saw your name and I want to take this chance to thank you for your posts on dementia. My husband has Louie's Body Dementia and Parkinson's. So many times you have posted things I don't see elsewhere. A recent one was on how people fixate on pain. Wow, is that true. Knowing it's common somehow makes it easier to deal. Thank you very much.

Posted by: Wenda at March 30, 2021 07:19 PM (MdKnG)

219 Does anyone know anyone who's taken the vaccine?

My wife got her two shots. Me? NFW

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 30, 2021 07:19 PM (y7DUB)

220 > Me I don't fly so I've never bothered. But that's nonsense about the passport not being enough.

Yeah, that's seriously messed up. In the past, passports were considered positive ID, better than any other form of ID.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:20 PM (i0wNm)

221 119 Pansexual = I'll have sex with anything? Only with the god Pan? With kitchen impements?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 07:00 PM (KZzsI)

I'll never think of the opening theme to Titanic the same way.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, that's not a panflute! at March 30, 2021 07:20 PM (sy5kK)

222 A lot of Jews have the yellow fever

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2021 07:20 PM (OVEfo)

223 Do they really want to racialize crime? Is that a political game they think they can win? Have these very intelligent, very well-informed individuals ever checked the crime statistics?

Yes, yes and yes.

Our enemies aren't stupid, they're malicious. They know exactly what they're doing, and because they control the messaging they believe they will win; and so far they've been right.

They're not doing this because they believe their policies will make life better for you. They're doing it because they hate you and want you destroyed.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at March 30, 2021 07:20 PM (0Uf+z)

224 > Gonzaga out there being all Gonzaga.

They're giving the Trojans a beating already?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:20 PM (i0wNm)

225 Twat expects them to live 15 years with their old
name because I can't meet her personal demand for proof.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

They will need that to get learning permits at 16; so you only have to wait 13 years for another aneurysm.

Went thru it because I laminated my SS card years ago - no go for ReadID. SS Office required a visit, didnt want to give me a new card because my old one was fine. I threaten to throw it in trash and get back in line

Posted by: Jean at March 30, 2021 07:21 PM (Xih1H)

226 "White Supremacy" isn't just for white people anymore

Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2021 07:21 PM (X5CsJ)

227 Does anyone know anyone who's taken the vaccine?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 07:07 PM (ZLL8y)


Literally everyone I know except me and my family. I feel like I'm living in Bizarro World.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2021 07:21 PM (Ez6QX)

228

Look back at the big door

https://flic.kr/p/2kQcPQf
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


How big is that? 10x14?

I could fit a Cat 330 in there.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:21 PM (1EFAo)

229 Pansexual is just trying to out-whore everyone else, right?

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:22 PM (bm04m)

230 233 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2021 07:20 PM (OVEfo)

Reno 911! made fun of that.

I do NOT CARE about race that way, I never have.

Not flaming you I think it is "funny" that the donks merely flipped their old Jim Crow ideology against whites now.

Mattress girl is a member of the horde and the tribe so to speak.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:22 PM (Lzpvj)

231 Pansexual is just trying to out-whore everyone else, right?

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:22 PM (bm04m)

Except for the trying part, yes.

Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:22 PM (KnJdm)

232 at phillymadecreative. there is 4 or 5 Houston booking records of Floyd

all list him at 6'6"


Yeah, that's probably right. Either way, he's not a small, slim man.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:22 PM (i0wNm)

233 didnt want to give me a new card because my old one was fine. I threaten to throw it in trash and get back in line

***

This person understands the intricacies of government.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:22 PM (bm04m)

234 How big is that? 10x14?



Yep. Good eye, Sooth.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:23 PM (yQpMk)

235 "Chinese Take Out " is cracker code

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 07:23 PM (6iURM)

236 Shrimp with Lobster sauce

Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 07:24 PM (1R/n6)

237 > Does anyone know anyone who's taken the vaccine?

My wife did. She's a bit of a hypochondriac.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:24 PM (i0wNm)

238 I suspect pansexual means superslut.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 07:24 PM (lgiXo)

239 Minneapolis is burning regardless.

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Every Democrat run City at March 30, 2021 07:24 PM (98VcN)

240 I used to think that Ronald Reagan speech about "freedom being no more than one generation away from being lost" was hyperbole ... but not anymore.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (YY3n3)

Interesting. I always knew in my bones it was the absolute truth.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 07:25 PM (uEbPt)

241 I'm watching the series "Warrior" on demand (Showtime). Shannon Lee made it out of an early treatment written by her father Bruce Lee (but never made before he died). Lots of Irish-Asian battles in San Francisco, but the best part are the hot Chinese babes helping the survivors recover. Anyway, the anti-Asian hate crimes are punished (savagely) in this show.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 30, 2021 07:25 PM (s9+KW)

242 I just can't figure out how bisexual didn't already cover all the bases. What else are these weirdos talking about banging?

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:25 PM (bm04m)

243 Good looking barn, G'rump! Do you have enough stuff to fill it up???

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 30, 2021 07:25 PM (5HBd1)

244 My DIL (a Biden voter) asked me and the Mrs. to get the vaccine. The underlying message was, "if you want to see the grands...." Vaccine or grandkids.

Sure gonna miss 'em.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:25 PM (jvt6t)

245 Dad got the vaccine - both shots and he's had no reaction and no extra appendages. Well, he has that one flipper but I'm pretty sure he had that before the vaccine.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 30, 2021 07:26 PM (V3EEC)

246 154 I keep laughing thinking about ace with a farmer's tan, a chainsaw in one hand and an AR in the other.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2021 07:06 PM (NWrXY)

That's hawt. Even if he is an ewok.

Posted by: April at March 30, 2021 07:26 PM (OX9vb)

247 > I just can't figure out how bisexual didn't already cover all the bases. What else are these weirdos talking about banging?

All of the other totally real and not made up sexes.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:26 PM (i0wNm)

248 250 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 07:24 PM (lgiXo)

Asexual- I do not think of carnal things at all
Heterosexual-I am geared towards the actions that lead to people
Homosexual I like people that look like me
Bisexual-I like both boys and girls
Pansexual-I like going WEEEE with boys, girls, girls who think they are boys and boys who think they are girls and people who think they are tanks!

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:26 PM (Lzpvj)

249 Anyone heard how SMH is doing?

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 07:26 PM (uEbPt)

250 I just can't figure out how bisexual didn't already cover all the bases. What else are these weirdos talking about banging?
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:25 PM (bm04m)


Heh, I was just thinking the same thing!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2021 07:26 PM (Ez6QX)

251 I guess the ss office has no way of checking to see if a person has a ss number.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 07:15 PM (0UNjH)


Comrade:The flaw in your reasoning is that you still think you can ask a civil service employee to actually do their effing job!

R A Heinlein said that the real definition of "Civil Servant" is "Civil Master"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 07:26 PM (hOUT3)

252 Do you have enough stuff to fill it up???

The Iron Law: a man's shit expands to fill all available space.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

253 i forgot to mention, i'm transitioning into something. I don't want to prejudice where I end up in my journey by specifying what i'm transitioning into.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 06:58 PM (5+1A/)

So it's the apotheosis of Ace? Hey, I think you're quite a bright man and you write very well , but I will be unable to worship you as a God. Please don't ban me; I have contributed on your PayPal site.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 07:26 PM (VP4Cd)

254 129 Just got back from the license bureau. Good grief Charlie Brown. I wanted to get the Real ID so I wouldn't have to worry about bringing my passport if I want to fly in the future. So.. I had my license renewel card, my SS card, my passport and my current drivers license. NOPE! I needed another form of proof like a utility bill or pay stub. So I had to settle for a regular license. What a load of crap.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (nxdel)

Thanks Jewels for letting me know. Last fall I wanted to do the same thing, but got a letter from the WA DOL that they had suspended the ability to get the enhanced license, so I just had to go online and they renewed my regular one. Good for 6 more years. But next year, no trip to Vancouver BC without a new one, or a passport.

And any illegal can cough up a utility bill. What a joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, that's not a panflute! at March 30, 2021 07:26 PM (sy5kK)

255 White Supremacy" isn't just for white people anymore
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2021 07:21 PM (X5CsJ)

White supremacy is surprisingly inclusive.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 07:26 PM (lgiXo)

256 Ihre Impfpapiere, bitte.

Posted by: Generic Checkpoint Guard at March 30, 2021 07:27 PM (wP4fA)

257 Tusk was an awesomely gutsy choice for a single, and by God it worked.


For my money, Steve Nicks has *never* looked hotter than she did in the video:


https://tinyurl.com/23uczx67



Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 30, 2021 06:49 PM (Bmy3R)

I see what you mean. She even wearing anything under that dress?

Posted by: Javems at March 30, 2021 07:27 PM (8SSHh)

258 I'll never think of the opening theme to Titanic the same way.

was the MP Bill Murray dated in Stripes a pansexual? She liked the spatula lot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 07:27 PM (KZzsI)

259 All of the other totally real and not made up sexes.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:26 PM (i0wNm)

If you have to ask.......

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at March 30, 2021 07:27 PM (jvt6t)

260 > My DIL (a Biden voter) asked me and the Mrs. to get the vaccine. The underlying message was, "if you want to see the grands...." Vaccine or grandkids.

WAR!

Start texting the kids about how you really want to give them a new PS5 (or whatever), but their mom won't let you.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:28 PM (i0wNm)

261 254 Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:25 PM (bm04m)

They are now adding in covertly "gender" and "gender identity"....what the drama queen is ACTUALLY saying is I like my joy button being hit by ANYONE in ANY GUISE with consent.

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:28 PM (Lzpvj)

262 White supremacy is surprisingly inclusive.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 07:26 PM (lgiXo)

It's Equal Opportunity.

Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at March 30, 2021 07:28 PM (oUcR5)

263 My DIL (a Biden voter) asked me and the Mrs. to get the vaccine. The underlying message was, "if you want to see the grands...." Vaccine or grandkids.
Sure gonna miss 'em.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:25 PM (jvt6t)

Nice!

Say no to the vaccine and extortion.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2021 07:28 PM (R/m4+)

264 Warrior, the trailer

https://tinyurl.com/89sdpc9j

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 30, 2021 07:28 PM (s9+KW)

265 Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:28 PM (i0wNm)

You are stone cold. I love it.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 07:28 PM (uEbPt)

266 255 Good looking barn, G'rump! Do you have enough stuff to fill it up???
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 30, 2021 07:25 PM (5HBd1)
------------------------------

One day he will look around and wonder what happened to his big, spacious barn.

Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 07:29 PM (1R/n6)

267 Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 30, 2021 07:26 PM (V3EEC)


My brother says he's glad he got the vaccine, because now he doesn't have to turn on the light to see the way to the bathroom at night because of the glow from the vaccine injection site!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 07:29 PM (hOUT3)

268 Jak Sucio, I thought the same thing.

"It's merMAN, Pop! MerMAN!"

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 30, 2021 07:29 PM (jU336)

269 was the MP Bill Murray dated in Stripes a pansexual? She liked the spatula lot
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 07:27 PM

Can we still call that the Aunt Jemimah treatment?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2021 07:29 PM (dkvcO)

270 when ace picks up a variable speed drill, the word "rotisserie" doesn't enter his mind

nope, no redneck

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 07:30 PM (6iURM)

271 The Purple Lagoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW-cdVSCVPo

Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 07:30 PM (1R/n6)

272 And any illegal can cough up a utility bill. What a joke.

I paid $175 for my passport last year. That thing should be golden to get me anything!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2021 07:30 PM (nxdel)

273 Ok. Beer time is continuing but I'm dropping back in. Good news, my favorite micro brew just reopened its doors!
Halleluiah!!

Wassup Horde?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:30 PM (axyOa)

274 I don't think Ikea sells variable speed drills.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:31 PM (bm04m)

275 1983, a Merman Should I Turn to Be.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at March 30, 2021 07:31 PM (4l77G)

276
Blacks have a long history of abusing Orientals.
........
payback for stealing all the railroad jobs.
Posted by: wth


They don't get no kick from Champagne.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2021 07:31 PM (63Dwl)

277 I know nobody is watching, but that lowly Pac-12 team, USC, is playing Gonzaga on TBS right now in the Elite Eight.

A referee has just collapsed, not hit, and the game is stopped and doctors are surrounding him. Stretcher is being rolled out. TBS keeps going to commercial. It doesn't look good. The commercials keep coming and coming. Must be bad for the ref.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 07:31 PM (sy5kK)

278 Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:28 PM (i0wNm)

I like the cut of your jib.....

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at March 30, 2021 07:31 PM (jvt6t)

279 I figure I have had my last plane ride, and I love to fly

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2021 07:31 PM (Cxk7w)

280 Heh, I was just thinking the same thing!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2021 07:26 PM (Ez6QX)

I stopped caring about people who think that the most important thing people can know about them is what they do with their no no squares.

Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:31 PM (KnJdm)

281 Eesh: Man has a rare severe reaction to the J&J virus, causing a nasty rash to spread all over his body and make his skin peel off
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Talk like that is just going to get a lot of people called JJ smeared and beaten up.

Be better, ace.

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2021 07:31 PM (xZ0yd)

282 NOOD

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2021 07:31 PM (qoxR4)

283 Off tentacle screwing sock....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:31 PM (jvt6t)

284 My DIL (a Biden voter) asked me and the Mrs. to get the vaccine. The underlying message was, "if you want to see the grands...." Vaccine or grandkids.
Sure gonna miss 'em.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:25 PM (jvt6t)

Attorney reads solemnly:
"And now to my DIL, whom I promised to remember in my will. Hi DIL!"

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:32 PM (axyOa)

285 They don't get no kick from Champagne.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2021 07:31 PM

Probably don't know De Camptown Ladies either.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2021 07:32 PM (dkvcO)

286 292 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 07:31 PM (sy5kK)

I am sure there are CRT implications of some kind....and by golly ESPN will let you know what they are with Jumanji Hill

Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:32 PM (Lzpvj)

287 So pansexual is another word for anything goes whore?

I can't keep up with this crap.


Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2021 07:32 PM (PisyI)

288
1983, a Merman Should I Turn to Be.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana


There's no business like show business.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2021 07:32 PM (63Dwl)

289 > Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 07:30 PM (1R/n6)

Sounds like a Hanna Barbera cartoon villain's theme song.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:33 PM (i0wNm)

290 OK, ref is awake and being rolled off in the stretcher, sitting up.
Whew. I don't want officials to drop, no matter how bad their calls are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

291 I wish we could edit the posts a little bit.
Posted by: Rascal at March 30, 2021 07:31 PM (ftSCx)
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Yeah, but then you'd want a little bit more, and then just a little bit more--Just a little more Ace-forum-post editing will get you over the bad patch.

Pixy knows you better than you know you.

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (xZ0yd)

292 I figure I have had my last plane ride, and I love to fly

Mine is this weekend. Hope I don't get stuck in a CA jail when the rules suddenly change.

Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (KfC1e)

293 Rascal is a troll who has trolled here in the past.



Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2021 07:35 PM (PisyI)

294 It's General Tso and trannies all the way down.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at March 30, 2021 07:35 PM (W4eKo)

295 Posted by: G'rump928(c)

That looks great, congrats!

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 30, 2021 07:35 PM (gtatv)

296 145 NOPE! I needed another form of proof like a
utility bill or pay stub. So I had to settle for a regular license.
What a load of crap.
*******************************
Jewells - I had the same thing happen to me last week. Went for my Real ID and took everything I could think of including passport. Not good enough. Needed to come back home and get two proof-of-residency. Not even my Social Security statement was good enough!

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2021 07:05 PM (45fpk)


Umm....not for nothin', but did you guys think to actually READ the website where they tell you EXACTLY what you need to take with you for your appointment?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (SRRAx)

297 They're trying to rope me into a diversity seminar at work. Apparently they can't get anyone to voluntarily attend. I said, nobody wants to be a target but I'll attend if you want. Just don't expect me to be the one wearing a "kick me I'm
White sign". He was like, yeah I'll find somebody else.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (WjGNl)

298 Posted by: jakee308

Mrs. AZd has had both Moderna. No changes, she's as ornery as ever.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (gtatv)

299 They're trying to rope me into a diversity seminar at work. Apparently they can't get anyone to voluntarily attend. I said, nobody wants to be a target but I'll attend if you want. Just don't expect me to be the one wearing a "kick me I'm
White sign". He was like, yeah I'll find somebody else.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (WjGNl)
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The public beatings at the struggle session are okay, but you can't get that rotted vegetable smell out of your clothes.

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2021 07:39 PM (xZ0yd)

300 She even wearing anything under that dress?

I dont think she ever owned any underwear in her life

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 07:39 PM (KZzsI)

301 Umm....not for nothin', but did you guys think to actually READ the website where they tell you EXACTLY what you need to take with you for your appointment?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (SRRAx)

Read the content?

You're new here, aren't you?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at March 30, 2021 07:39 PM (uxUoN)

302
Pansexual: will fuck anything and everything including the kitchen sink.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2021 07:48 PM (Mzdiz)

303 Avery 5388 Index card work best for getting yourself a covid passport, still need to be cut down carefully.

Posted by: Jean at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (Xih1H)

304 Just got back from the license bureau. Good grief Charlie Brown. I wanted to get the Real ID so I wouldn't have to worry about bringing my passport if I want to fly in the future. So.. I had my license renewel card, my SS card, my passport and my current drivers license. NOPE! I needed another form of proof like a utility bill or pay stub. So I had to settle for a regular license. What a load of crap.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2021 07:02 PM (nxdel)

Need that marriage certificate if you use your birth certificate, too! I had mine, but there was one pissed off lady in front of me that didn't.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (3xOfR)

305 NOOD the Eff Bee Eye is corrupt?! Unpossible!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (b8eqQ)

306 Umm....not for nothin', but did you guys think to actually READ the website where they tell you EXACTLY what you need to take with you for your appointment?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (SRRAx)

Then the local lackeys make up extra requirements just to piss you off and send you away.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (0UNjH)

307 The Babylon Bee is savage, they are off the freaking hook.

Posted by: jocon307 at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (HYa+m)

308 Umm....not for nothin', but did you guys think to actually READ the website where they tell you EXACTLY what you need to take with you for your appointment?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (SRRAx)

Then the local lackeys make up extra requirements just to piss you off and send you away.

>>>>EXACTLY what happened to me on my first attempt to get this damn thing. Had the little post card they sent out with the checklist in my fucking hands and everything and showed the lady. She smirked and told me I needed some other damn thing that WASN'T listed on the card.

Second attempt the pansexual xir refused to accept my birth cert . Told me it needed the "official" seal. Which was extremely faded because the fucker is the original from 46 fucking years ago. I was livid and xir got the manager, but the manger agreed with xir I'd need to request a new one from Cook county IL if I wanted this shit.

Posted by: ravenmother at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (U2d3g)

309 I had my Extremism Stand-Down training today.
It was sickening.
So- basically, they remind you of your oath (affirm was the word they used) and inform you that you are required to inform your superiors if you know of anyone (in the workplace or otherwise) if there is evidence of ties to, or support of "supremacism" or "white nationalism". They say that although there is no list of these groups, it is our obligation to report these things.
They used characteristics for identifying this dangerous behavior, such as "violent rhetoric" and the demonization of a particular ethnic group.
I did ask if "By Any Means Necessary" would qualify as espousing violence, and they said yes- so there is that.
I also asked it it I should report preppers. They had no answer for me there.
I asked if it is still permissible to hunt and join gun clubs, and they said yes.
I am now super-woke.

Posted by: Cluebat at March 30, 2021 09:04 PM (ACrSG)

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