Jack Dorsey Says That Censoring News About Hunter Biden Was a "Mistake," and Claims Twitter Isn't Running a "Censoring Department." <br>He Refuses To Tell Congress Who Made This "Mistake."

Jack Dorsey Says That Censoring News About Hunter Biden Was a "Mistake," and Claims Twitter Isn't Running a "Censoring Department."
He Refuses To Tell Congress Who Made This "Mistake."

All they do is censor and deplatform.

Twitter doesn’t have a "censoring department" that blocked The Post from tweeting last fall, CEO Jack Dorsey said Thursday -- but he wouldn’t reveal who was responsible for the blunder.
At a congressional hearing on misinformation and social media, Dorsey said Twitter made a "total mistake" by barring users from sharing The Post's bombshell October report about Hunter Biden’s emails.
Twitter also locked The Post out of its account for more than two weeks over baseless charges that the expose used hacked information -- a decision Dorsey chalked up to a "process error."
"It was literally just a process error. This was not against them in any particular way," Dorsey told the House Energy and Commerce Committee.

Weird how these "mistakes," "blunders," and "process errors" only seem to befall conservatives, and especially before an election, when the rabid left is making more and more demands for censorship.

...
But Dorsey dodged a question from Rep. Steve Scalise about who decided to freeze the 200-year-old newspaper's account.
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"Their entire account to be blocked for two weeks by a mistake seems like a really big mistake," Scalise, a Louisiana Republican, told Dorsey. "Was anyone held accountable in your censoring department for that mistake?"
"Well, we don’t have a censoring department," the bearded and newly bald-headed tech exec replied.
When Scalise interjected to ask who made the decision "to block their account for two weeks," Dorsey claimed, "We didn’t block their account for two weeks."
"We required them to delete the tweet and then they could tweet it again," he said. "They didn’t take that action, so we corrected it for them."

We didn't "block" them -- we just locked their account until they deleted the tweet that could have hurt Joe Biden. They refused, so we "corrected it" for them -- that is, we deleted their tweet for them.

This is called "censorship." But our Tech Monopolist Masters call it "correcting wrongspeech."

Scalise wanted to know if Dorsey would also lock leftwing accounts tweeting out misinformation, like those false accounts of what he said to the Georgia Secretary of State.

Once again, he refused to answer a legitimate question from Congress:

Dorsey would not answer affirmatively either way: "Our misleading information policies are focused on manipulated media, public health and civic integrity," he said. "That's it."

Meanwhile, Conservative, Inc. cheers the censorship -- because they get to engage in their favorite hobby, tweeting to strangers and keeping their DMs open for possible chances to get young trim or young dick, without being bothered by too many icky conservatives.

Posted by: Ace at 06:32 PM

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1 "Mistakes were made."

Posted by: pst314 at March 25, 2021 06:32 PM (mbIBQ)

2 Twitter was a mistake

Posted by: brak at March 25, 2021 06:32 PM (cG+eD)

3 Jack Dorsey is sooooo dreamy. *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at March 25, 2021 06:34 PM (W4eKo)

4 I am still suspended from twitter because someone posted "Masculinity is toxic" and I replied "Because you're a fag."

That was back in January.

I refuse to remove the post.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 25, 2021 06:35 PM (2BZBZ)

5 Wait I think I can translate what Jack Dorsey actually said here... and it appears to be, "hahaha fuck you!"

Posted by: Drew in MO at March 25, 2021 06:36 PM (cGlgB)

6 So Twitter doesn't censor, they just won't let you post anything they don't want.

Orwell would have a ton to say on this.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2021 06:38 PM (F9322)

7 F this, that, them, her, him and Fuck this jack-ass especially.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 25, 2021 06:38 PM (46GDR)

8 Ever notice how the truth always dribbles out months after the damage is done?

One might. If one were inclined, think this was on purpose.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2021 06:39 PM (LNVrA)

9 Boy, that'll show 'em ~! Take that, Mr. Tech Guy! We gotcha, didn't we~!
* dusts hands, returns to The Capitol Grill for oysters and handies *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2021 06:40 PM (pAjZN)

10 Ramen below

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 25, 2021 06:40 PM (46GDR)

11 I think a lot of the left's front people are left out of the loop on purpose. We literally have a shadow government and shadow corporate management that is calling the shots. In Twitter's case, my guess is the VC and hedge fund firms with major investments are collaborating by using Twitter as a sounding board.

Same as I think Soros is the front person for a lot of wealthy oligarchs as a way to translate dollars into political power.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 06:40 PM (pO7gM)

12 Remember in South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut, when the Army General who was trying to brief the troops who were going to invade Canada, and he had trouble with the Microsoft tech and called out Bill Gates to fix it?

And then the General just shot Gates in the head when Gates started trying to explain why the tech wouldn't work?

For some reason that hilarious scene popped into my head when I read this post.

I think my Grandfather who fought Nazis in NW Europe and my Great Uncle who fought Japs in the Philippines would understand why this thought popped into my head. Of course, they fought to guarantee my right to have my vote count. A right I no longer have.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2021 06:40 PM (Xxk4H)

13 Young trim or young cock. Mostly young cock, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2021 06:40 PM (GhXo6)

14 Viva Livestream w/ Gad Saad yesterday was excellent.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 06:41 PM (JCgIj)

15 Now ask him if Big Tech deliberately helped sway the election to Vegetable Joe and if that was a "mistake" too.

Posted by: Space Aliens Shit my Pants at March 25, 2021 06:41 PM (BRpqW)

16 Too late, Jack. Jim Eagle would like to have a word with you out back.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 25, 2021 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

17 Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2021 06:40 PM (pAjZN)

Exactly. No need to check the bank account, he's always on time.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 25, 2021 06:41 PM (46GDR)

18 I don't understand why anyone stays on Twitter. I left months ago and don't miss it a bit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2021 06:41 PM (nxdel)

19 Like after the election bragging they stole the election

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2021 06:41 PM (Cxk7w)

20 "Mistakes were made."
Posted by: pst314 at March 25, 2021 06:32 PM

Old news.
Some people did some things.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
OrangeMan bad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2021 06:41 PM (DMUuz)

21 Dorsey before he sold his soul to Shaitan :

https://bit.ly/2PrruCe

Dorsey after he sold his soul to Shaitan :

https://bit.ly/3cknf4j

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2021 06:42 PM (zr5Kq)

22 When the censoring runs only one way it is not a mistake.

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2021 06:42 PM (gmo/4)

23 Some people did something.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2021 06:42 PM (F0YaR)

24 [this comment is under review by the Ministry of Truth]

Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2021 06:42 PM (P1f+c)

25 does @jack stil look like a strung out hobo?

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 06:43 PM (GBZnB)

26 This is outrageous. The asshole blocked a major political story and a major newspaper during an election, and now says it's a "mistake," and there are NO consequences?

Every fucking "journalist" should be on this story like flies on shit, right now. How is this not far far far worse than the piddly Russian interference in 2016, which was the dominant story for fucking years?

Posted by: Bladder Full Of Hot gp at March 25, 2021 06:44 PM (qpX6U)

27
It's a big corporation. They not only have a censorship department, they have another whole department for lying about the censorship department.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2021 06:44 PM (l6xiD)

28 Dorsey does and does not believe his own crap.

Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2021 06:44 PM (RuIsu)

29 I got banned from Twatter for calling Joaquin Castro "Ho Queen".

Then I shut down my second account in protest after Trump got banned.

Last week I couldn't resist setting up a third to respond to some idiotic jackwagon (a mistake, I know).

That one got banned after only two posts, I'm guessing for calling the jackwagon "Karen".

So that will save me a lot of time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 06:44 PM (JZT2F)

30 This is outrageous. The asshole blocked a major political story and a major newspaper during an election, and now says it's a "mistake," and there are NO consequences?[/i[

*shrug*

Posted by: The 52%ers at March 25, 2021 06:45 PM (W4eKo)

32 And then the General just shot Gates in the head when Gates started trying to explain why the tech wouldn't work?
Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2021 06:40 PM (Xxk4H)

Too bad it never happened.

https://youtu.be/WMzXjCx81A4?t=36

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 25, 2021 06:45 PM (46GDR)

33 And the anger inside of me builds and builds and builds

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2021 06:45 PM (85Gof)

34 That Dorsey looks like the kind of guy who lets furries fuck him in the ass.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Wait: there is a lot wrong with that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 06:45 PM (JZT2F)

35 How many leaks had come out of the Trump Administration by this point in his presidency?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2021 06:45 PM (LNVrA)

36 OMG, you guys ! I recognize the beard ! I know I've seen that particular version before :

https://abcn.ws/3rotfgs

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2021 06:46 PM (zr5Kq)

37 That Dorsey looks like the kind of guy who lets furries fuck him in the ass.

In high school, dorsey was the kind of guy you took behind the gym and sex was not part of the equation

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2021 06:46 PM (85Gof)

38 How is this not far far far worse than the piddly Russian interference in 2016, which was the dominant story for fucking years?
Posted by: Bladder Full Of Hot gp at March 25, 2021 06:44 PM

BwaaaHahHahahahahahHaha!

* gasp *

They're SO cute when they're young!

Posted by: DNC & The MSM at March 25, 2021 06:47 PM (DMUuz)

39 It's a big corporation. They not only have a censorship department, they have another whole department for lying about the censorship department.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2021 06:44 PM (l6xiD)

I love how its all about 'community standards'!

Uh, whose community? The Gay Bathouse crowd?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2021 06:47 PM (oHd/0)

40 I saw somewhere that Heritage returned some direct "donations" (~200k each or so) from Facebook and Google.

That's something, BUT note there's more than one way to buy off Conservative, Inc. For example, Google's essentially unexplainable other than as payoff recent two-page ad buys in National Review ... and for the outgoing "diverse" head of Heritage, the continuing dream of various Corporate Board directorships and make work advisory commissions must be straight-up palpable.

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 25, 2021 06:47 PM (dYe5S)

41 35 Alabama,
GOPe and Obama leftovers were already busy at work constructing OrangeManBad.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 06:47 PM (pO7gM)

42 Quite frankly Scalise's question was embarrassing.

Can we stop this playing the game bullshit and call these DemoTechnoFascists out for what and who they are?

The GOP is a useless pile of dogshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 25, 2021 06:47 PM (v5NfP)

43 the ~~rectification[\s] stabbification of names will come~~

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 06:48 PM (GBZnB)

44 Every time I read a righteous Ace rant like this, I wonder how long this site is going to be allowed to exist by our beneficent masters and overlords!

And thank you Ace, Pixy, and the COB crew for your efforts that keep this damn thing running! I don't know where I'd be without this place!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2021 06:48 PM (hOUT3)

45 Posted by: runner at March 25, 2021 06:42 PM (zr5Kq)

The pic I saw of him today he looks even worse. Now he's shaving his head (lice?) and even more beard.

Funny how they made sure Biden's little whatever the hell it was took place at the same time as this kabuki.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 25, 2021 06:48 PM (46GDR)

46 does @jack stil look like a strung out hobo?

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 06:43 PM (GBZnB)

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... as well as a pre-hairloss version of the original Butt Buccaneer The Rick Wilson.

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2021 06:48 PM (ycE2k)

47 Again with the hacking. Is everything so fucked up that a booger-face middle schooler can hack your systems without any safeguards?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 25, 2021 06:48 PM (03n3v)

48 Speaking of LYING!

Willowed:

399 I am extremely conflicted. I have a link to a page where you can print out a bogus COVID-19 vaccination card that you can fill out.
It seems wrong to lie like that though. However I WILL NOT get a vaccine that has been tested using aborted children's cells.
My Dr. Says none of the vaccines are safe for me to have anyway. Because of the type of cancer and MS that I have. If it is only vaccine theater, well it will help people feel safe if I wave my "card" at them
But it is also a serious lie. Planning to confess the whole thing seems to imply the sin of Presumption.

What to do? What to do?

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 25, 2021 06:48 PM (UJKrB)

49 No, it was treason, Dorsey, and you and the Dems should swing for it.

Sadly, that will not come to pass, hopefully justice will come for you in the next life.

Posted by: acethepug at March 25, 2021 06:48 PM (qPKAe)

50 It'll be a good day when Twitter Jack is found in an alley with a needle stuck in his arm.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 25, 2021 06:48 PM (hlKab)

51 By blocking the Hunter Biden story and deplatforming the NY Post in Oct 2020, Twitter did more to influence the outcome of a Presidential election than any of the wildest conspiracies attributed to "Russian collusion."

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 25, 2021 06:49 PM (d9Cw3)

52 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 25, 2021 06:48 PM (46GDR)

something seriously weird about that guy

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2021 06:49 PM (zr5Kq)

53 My GOD but they're brazenly full of shit!

Posted by: deadrody at March 25, 2021 06:49 PM (V9901)

54 28 Dorsey does and does not believe his own crap.

Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2021 06:44 PM (RuIsu)

Yeah, this fvcker is Mr. Doublethink.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 25, 2021 06:49 PM (ufFY8)

55 Dorsey after he sold his soul to Shaitan :

https://bit.ly/3cknf4j

Looks strung out, and nobody should wear a nose ring.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 06:49 PM (VP4Cd)

56 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2021 06:48 PM (hOUT3)

The web address is .nu.

ergo this is clearly foreign interference in US Politics!

Posted by: Duh Deep State at March 25, 2021 06:49 PM (oHd/0)

57 I can't imagine any of them are after young *trim*.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 25, 2021 06:49 PM (G6Lqs)

58 blegh

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 06:49 PM (GBZnB)

59 44 Every time I read a righteous Ace rant like this, I wonder how long this site is going to be allowed to exist by our beneficent masters and overlords!

And thank you Ace, Pixy, and the COB crew for your efforts that keep this damn thing running! I don't know where I'd be without this place!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2021 06:48 PM (hOUT3)

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+1 We need a backup plan for when that eventual day comes. I'm thinking carrier pigeons ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2021 06:49 PM (ycE2k)

60 > In high school, dorsey was the kind of guy you took behind the gym and sex was not part of the equation

Has that "tattletale/snitch" look about him, doesn't he?

"Miss Battleaxe! Rodrigo drew boobies in his folder!"

"Miss Battleaxe! Rodrigo has a pack of Pall Malls and an airline bottle of vodka in his pencil box!"

That kind of shit.

However much abuse that dude got when he was in school, it wasn't enough.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 06:50 PM (JZT2F)

61 More good news for gun owners :

Report: Team Biden Weighs Declaring Gun Violence a Public Health Emergency

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2021 06:50 PM (zr5Kq)

62 that skeezy hobo needs his neck stretched

Posted by: Unclefacts at March 25, 2021 06:50 PM (ihUzW)

63 "Liar."

Not long ago, such a simple statement carried a lot of weight. Just like calling someone a coward, a cheater, or besmirching the honor of their mother. Calling someone a liar could, and often did, lead to violence, or even a duel with pistols.

I wish those days would return, when being known as a liar was an indelible mark of shame. But Jack Dorsey doesn't know shame, nor do too many today.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 25, 2021 06:50 PM (OssQ4)

64 May all the liars in this administration catch fire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2021 06:50 PM (wcgf+)

65 That Dorsey looks like the kind of guy who lets furries fuck him in the ass.

That's adorable. Love is love! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at March 25, 2021 06:50 PM (W4eKo)

66 It'll be a good day when Twitter Jack is found in an alley with a needle stuck in his arm.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin

No. The ultra-wealthy have access to stuff we've never heard of.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2021 06:50 PM (pAjZN)

67
All these "mistakes" go in one direction.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 25, 2021 06:51 PM (mht8P)

68 You know, an emergency like covid when government assumed unprecedented dictatorial powers and curtailed rights guaranteed by constitution.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2021 06:51 PM (zr5Kq)

69 Dorsey does and does not believe his own crap.
Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2021 06:44 PM

Wow, man, that's heavy. Almost Schrodingeresque.

Posted by: Berkeley stoner at March 25, 2021 06:51 PM (DMUuz)

70 Did DARPA set all this BigTech team up, more as a spy tool than anything? That is what I read recently, or heard ... can't recall if it was just "voices from the fringe", but it seems true. The corporate giants can invade on behalf of DeepState, but use the shield of "Muh Private Company". (and it is not, it is owned by shareholders, who do not vote to be a spy weapon and censorship tool AGAINST Americans.)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2021 06:51 PM (Cus5s)

71 Dorsey is basically admitting that Hunter's laptop was full of shit he should be in jail for and his decrepit father in the next cell.

But of course, the FBI still won't bother.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2021 06:51 PM (LNVrA)

72 Dorsey probably slathers on Eau du Pee

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2021 06:51 PM (wcgf+)

73 What to do? What to do?
Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 25, 2021 06:48 PM (UJKrB)

I'd let anybody that wants it have one. It's not taking vaccine away from those who want it - and the person that uses it will likely be around a bunch of people who've been vaccinated. Plus, you have a 99.5% chance of surviving.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 25, 2021 06:51 PM (46GDR)

74 The "opposition" (GOP) is so, so limp, and lame (yeah, not breaking news). These idiots do nothing clever or tricky, it's all clumsy, obvious, almost comically so - and the response is tepid polite questioning like this.

Such a pathetic degraded shell of a country, and it happened so quickly and easily.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2021 06:52 PM (OTzUX)

75 Old news.
Some people did some things.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
OrangeMan bad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2021 06:41 PM (DMUuz)

But at least NOW, we finally have pResidential Tweets...

Oh wait!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2021 06:52 PM (hOUT3)

76 Report: Team Biden Weighs Declaring Gun Violence a Public Health Emergency

Habeas Corpus, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at March 25, 2021 06:52 PM (W4eKo)

77 Hunter's laptop is the least of our problems.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2021 06:53 PM (zr5Kq)

78 68 You know, an emergency like covid when government assumed unprecedented dictatorial powers and curtailed rights guaranteed by constitution.
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2021 06:51 PM (zr5Kq)

Soon to be followed by the existential threat of Global Warmering.

Called it right after the Supremes would not 'second guess' the Executives during a crises.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2021 06:53 PM (oHd/0)

79 "Ok, you can go."

Posted by: GOPe at March 25, 2021 06:53 PM (vaVoJ)

80 It'll be a good day when Twitter Jack is found in an alley with a needle stuck in his arm.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin
No. The ultra-wealthy have access to stuff we've never heard of.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2021 06:50 PM (pAjZN)

But, he could still get his hands on some bad macrobiotic carrots, or get hit by a self-driving Tesla in the parking lot. Don't give up hope.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 25, 2021 06:53 PM (46GDR)

81 He will bow before the one true God in time, and he will know shame. This I know.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 25, 2021 06:53 PM (OssQ4)

82
Yeah, the New York Post article about Hunter Biden's laptop would have caused Biden* to lose 17% of his voters and caused Dominion Software an extra hour of 'correction' during the pre-dawn hours.

Allegedly.

Posted by: Elder A Buser at March 25, 2021 06:53 PM (N/gDA)

83 >>Report: Team Biden Weighs Declaring Gun Violence a Public Health Emergency

Weasel Words.

Just rip the Band Aid off.

Come and get'em.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 06:53 PM (Gh7g1)

84 Report: Team Biden Weighs Declaring Gun Violence a Public Health Emergency

==

so, put a mask on your gun!

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 06:53 PM (GBZnB)

85 Where there's a corpus a Democrat is grinning

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2021 06:53 PM (wcgf+)

86 Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2021 06:45 PM

Too many, DJT was strung up with too many Leftists

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2021 06:53 PM (Cxk7w)

87
Report: Team Biden Weighs Declaring Gun Violence a Public Health Emergency

__________

This will not be used to lock down Chicago, Baltimore or Philadelphia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 25, 2021 06:53 PM (mht8P)

88
He Refuses To Tell Congress Who Made This Mistake.

It was the Al Gore rhythm.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2021 06:53 PM (63Dwl)

89 Ask every "journalist," and every Democrat: 'Don't you care that Twitter blatantly and deliberately interfered in the 2020 election, a million times more effectively than Russia did in 2016?'

Posted by: Bladder Full Of Hot gp at March 25, 2021 06:53 PM (qpX6U)

90 runner, this is going to be job one for Becerra. Gun grabbing is why he is the HHS Secretary.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2021 06:54 PM (+vJHw)

91 old fuck has no clue what he is pushing

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2021 06:54 PM (zr5Kq)

92 Small mercies, but I wonder if the NRA feels like a bunch of fucking morons now...

BREAKING: 6th Circuit Court of Appeals Rules Bump Stocks are Not Machine Guns

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2021 06:54 PM (pAjZN)

93 > Calling someone a liar could, and often did, lead to violence, or even a duel with pistols.

Gentlemen generally only dueled with other gentlemen who they considered their social equals.

Objects like Dorsey usually just rated a horsewhipping or cane thrashing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 06:54 PM (JZT2F)

94 84 Report: Team Biden Weighs Declaring Gun Violence a Public Health Emergency

==

so, put a mask on your gun!
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 06:53 PM (GBZnB)

and don't forget 6 ft of distancing!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2021 06:54 PM (oHd/0)

95 What to do? What to do?

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 25, 2021 06:48 PM (UJKrB)

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As some moron said here a year ago: WE are not required to set ourselves on fire to keep YOU warm!

We live in a totalitarian state with arbitrary laws and enforcement. You're thinking needs a serious paradigm shift: your primary objective now is to survive by any means possible, and try to maintain as much human dignity and liberty as you can.

Everybody should have a value hierarchy, and near the top of that should be non-cooperation with anything that diminishes human dignity.

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2021 06:54 PM (gVrvH)

96 >>Biden* to lose 17% of his voters

Ballots cast are not equal to actual Voters.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 06:54 PM (Gh7g1)

97 Yep; Dorsey looks even stranger now:

https://tinyurl.com/2rdtwpnp

All those tech overlords either look weird or sound weird or came up with the most Bond villain type of scheme.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 06:54 PM (VP4Cd)

98 Twitter was a mistake

Posted by: brak

Cell phones and the internet were a mistake. Personal computers as well, probably.

How far back technologically would we reasonably have to go to be able to wrest control of our country from the Enemy that now rules us?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2021 06:54 PM (Xxk4H)

99 +1 We need a backup plan for when that eventual day comes. I'm thinking carrier pigeons ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2021 06:49 PM

My people used smoke signals, fueled by the green energy provided by prairie crab chips.

They wasted no part of the prairie crab.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 25, 2021 06:55 PM (DMUuz)

100 81 He will bow before the one true God in time, and he will know shame. This I know.

From your lips to the Lord's ears. May it be so.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 06:55 PM (pO7gM)

101 Just a matter of time...

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2021 06:55 PM (0OP+5)

102 What to do? What to do?
Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 25, 2021 06:48 PM (UJKrB)

just say your doctor says you are not eligible to receive the vaccine

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 06:56 PM (GBZnB)

103 80 It'll be a good day when Twitter Jack is found in an alley with a needle stuck in his arm.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin
No. The ultra-wealthy have access to stuff we've never heard of.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2021 06:50 PM (pAjZN)

But, he could still get his hands on some bad macrobiotic carrots, or get hit by a self-driving Tesla in the parking lot. Don't give up hope.
Posted by: clutch cargo

I haven't seen any recent picture of Jack Dorsey lately but the last time I saw him, he was well on his way of going full late stage Howard Hughes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2021 06:56 PM (S98M9)

104 Dorsey is a source for Eau du Pee. And the kind of thing that won't open a window.

Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2021 06:56 PM (RuIsu)

105 > All those tech overlords either look weird or sound weird or came up with the most Bond villain type of scheme.

Musk is the only one who looks semi-normal, and who appears to have a normal relationship with an attractive (albeit somewhat weird) woman.

Of course, Musk is also the one who's moving all his shit out of California as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 06:57 PM (JZT2F)

106
How far back technologically would we reasonably have to go to be able to wrest control of our country from the Enemy that now rules us?
Posted by: Sharkman

How about a little fire, scarecrow?

Posted by: Prometheus at March 25, 2021 06:57 PM (63Dwl)

107 Lawrence of Arabia is playing on TCM.
Peter O'Toole strikes me as incredibly fey/ghey.

Was the real TE Lawrence more manly?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 06:57 PM (ufFY8)

108 nd he will know shame. This I know.

Dorsey ought to be ashamed everyday for creating Twitter. One of the worst creations in the history of humankind.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 06:57 PM (VP4Cd)

109 Orwell would have a ton to say on this.

Posted by: Bete

If you cup your ear and listen closely you can hear Orwell screaming from the grave:

"1984 was a cautionary tale not an instruction manual, you maniacs!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2021 06:57 PM (Xxk4H)

110 Maybe we kill the Lawyers after the University Professors and Administrators?

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 06:57 PM (Gh7g1)

111 I'm not a violent man. I would like to do violence to this cretin with extreme prejudice. Smarmy, condescending, asshole.

On another note, who prepares Senators with questions - I swear they have no idea how any of this works. Their questions are amateurish at best.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 25, 2021 06:58 PM (gryET)

112 It was the Al Gore rhythm.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2021 06:53 PM

Helping chakras dance since 1961.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2021 06:58 PM (DMUuz)

113 Everybody should have a value hierarchy, and near the top of that should be non-cooperation with anything that diminishes human dignity.
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2021 06:54 PM (gVrvH)

------

Excellent point! Why should I feel in any way obligated to tell the truth to those who use the murder of innocents to create their ghoulish medicines?

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 25, 2021 06:58 PM (UJKrB)

114 > 6th Circuit Court of Appeals Rules Bump Stocks are Not Machine Guns

So it's gonna be 6th Circuit v. 9th Circuit in Thunderdome?

How long before Roberts figures out a way to say it's a tax?

How long before the Trump appointees sell him out?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 06:58 PM (JZT2F)

115 Once could possibly be a mistake. Multiple instances is a pattern of behavior.

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2021 06:59 PM (DFhj3)

116 It's been raining here all damn day. Good Lord I'm sick of it.

Carry on...

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2021 06:59 PM (nxdel)

117 How far back technologically would we reasonably have to go to be able to wrest control of our country from the Enemy that now rules us?
Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2021 06:54 PM (Xxk4H)

Burn down the Frankfurt school with all the teachers and students inside it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2021 06:59 PM (GhXo6)

118 @Peter Doocy 3/24/2021

"Somebody shouted out to Biden 'how are you getting ready for your press conference' and he said: 'what press conference?'"

No doubt.

"What am I doing here?"

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 25, 2021 07:00 PM (46GDR)

119 70 illiniwek, basically since 1990's, the fedgov has focused on its citizens and residents as being a threat rather than external threats. 9/11 and the OKC bombings put that into overdrive and created the tools used to surveil the civilian population and as you said, that by using public/private partnerships, they could sidestep 4th Amendment by simply buying the data from private corporations and their cutouts.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 07:00 PM (pO7gM)

120 > Was the real TE Lawrence more manly?

I think he actually was kinda ghey.

But a manly, Turk-murdering sort of ghey. The classic British schools produced many such.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:00 PM (JZT2F)

121 How far back technologically would we reasonably have to go to be able to wrest control of our country from the Enemy that now rules us?
Posted by: Sharkman

It's right there in those photos Fen linked to: 1952.

Back
To
The
Future

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 25, 2021 07:00 PM (GYqYy)

122 George Orwell was himself a socialist, but it was during a time when you pretty much had to be one in order to get a job.

Posted by: navybrat, proudly in plaid. at March 25, 2021 07:00 PM (w7KSn)

123 By blocking the Hunter Biden story and deplatforming the NY Post in Oct 2020, Twitter did more to influence the outcome of a Presidential election than any of the wildest conspiracies attributed to "Russian collusion."
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 25, 2021 06:49 PM (d9Cw3)

Well, that and shutting down voting to wheel in box after box of fraudulent ballots....

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 25, 2021 07:00 PM (99Nt9)

124 One might. If one were inclined, think this was on purpose.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

"You, Sir, are a dangerous conspiracy theorist!! Notations have been made in your file!! Harrumph."-- Bob from the NSA, putting AlaBAMA on the Permanent No Fly/No Travel/No Rights List*

*From which no appeal is possible, because "it's a tax!"*

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2021 07:00 PM (Xxk4H)

125 The real T.E. Lawrence looks rather Like Peter O'Toole, the actor who played him. Lawrence was never married and quite likely gay himself.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 07:00 PM (VP4Cd)

126 Was the real TE Lawrence more manly?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 06:57 PM (ufFY

No!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2021 07:01 PM (hOUT3)

127 i]>>Biden* to lose 17% of his voters

Ballots cast are not equal to actual Voters.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 06:54 PM

Well, in my state of Pennsylvania, 15,000 people who had cast a vote for Trump, suddenly decided to uncast their vote - in the middle of the night after polls were closed - and Biden took the lead.

'Spain that?

Posted by: Elder A Buser at March 25, 2021 07:01 PM (N/gDA)

128 Maybe we kill the Lawyers after the University Professors and Administrators?

Posted by: garrett

This is the kind of list building I can embrace.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 25, 2021 07:01 PM (r1z5A)

129 107 Ian, umm, Lawrence liked the fellows so to say in a English school boy sort of way.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 07:01 PM (pO7gM)

130 > Burn down the Frankfurt school with all the teachers and students inside it.

Go back in time and provide condoms to the mothers of Karl Marx and Jean Jacques Rousseau.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:01 PM (JZT2F)

131 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 06:57 PM (JZT2F)

I was forgetting about Musk.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 07:02 PM (VP4Cd)

132 Wakes up yawns. Wife asks, More deplatforming today?
Yeah, their kids too. We're hoping to squeeze some suicides into the mix.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 25, 2021 07:02 PM (ruftb)

133

British lawmakers agreed to prolong coronavirus emergency measures for six months, allowing the Conservative government to keep its unprecedented powers to restrict U.K. citizens' everyday lives.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2021 07:03 PM (63Dwl)

134 120> Was the real TE Lawrence more manly?

I think he actually was kinda ghey.

But a manly, Turk-murdering sort of ghey. The classic British schools produced many such.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:00 PM (JZT2F)
Indeed.
Apparently couldn't ride a motorcycle worth shit though.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 07:03 PM (ufFY8)

135 "blunder" - bull shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2021 07:03 PM (+vJHw)

136 Maybe we kill the Lawyers after the University Professors and Administrators?
Posted by: garrett
This is the kind of list building I can embrace.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 25, 2021 07:01 PM (r1z5A)

Let us not forget the credentialed HR staffers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2021 07:03 PM (hOUT3)

137 I haven't seen any recent picture of Jack Dorsey lately but the last time I saw him, he was well on his way of going full late stage Howard Hughes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2021 06:56 PM (S98M9)

There's a ton of shots from his zoom this afternoon, sitting in his kitchen. And his $400 bitcoin clock.

https://bit.ly/3fjEcxB

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 25, 2021 07:03 PM (46GDR)

138 The classic British schools produced many such.

Yes, they did indeed.

Posted by: Prince Charles of Tampon at March 25, 2021 07:04 PM (W4eKo)

139 just say your doctor says you are not eligible to receive the vaccine
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 06:56 PM (GBZnB)

--

I have tried that. So far, it hasn't helped. The people who require papers, require papers because, while it is very sad and all that I CAN'T get the vaccine, their health is at risk buy my unvaccinated presence. The kind of twits who actually wear 2 stupid masks believe that an unvaccinated presence in their midst can kill them all.

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 25, 2021 07:04 PM (UJKrB)

140 It wasn't a press conference as much as a Democrat Propaganda Ministry gathering to coordinate messages.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2021 07:04 PM (Cxk7w)

141 Just Lily, the string of lies they have been telling you for years absolves you of any responsibility to be truthful TO THEM.

You still have to be honest otherwise.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2021 07:05 PM (XxJt1)

142

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 25, 2021 07:05 PM (r1z5A)

143 142 Just Lily, the string of lies they have been telling you for years absolves you of any responsibility to be truthful TO THEM.

You still have to be honest otherwise.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2021 07:05 PM (XxJt1)
THIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 07:06 PM (ufFY8)

144 The kind of twits who actually wear 2 stupid masks believe that an unvaccinated presence in their midst can kill them all.
Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 25, 2021 07:04 PM (UJKrB)

Lily say, deadpan "I'm so sorry my cancer is inconvenient for you."

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 07:06 PM (GBZnB)

145 I want to vote for Trump again.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:07 PM (oUcR5)

146 137 I haven't seen any recent picture of Jack Dorsey lately but the last time I saw him, he was well on his way of going full late stage Howard Hughes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2021 06:56 PM (S98M9)

There's a ton of shots from his zoom this afternoon, sitting in his kitchen. And his $400 bitcoin clock.

https://bit.ly/3fjEcxB
Posted by: clutch cargo

He looks like a mash up of late stage Howard Hughes and cancer ridden Walter White.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2021 07:07 PM (S98M9)

147 Just Lily, they are putting your life at risk.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2021 07:07 PM (+vJHw)

148 There was a movie poster of Lawrence of Arabia with a picture of Peter O'Toole and Omar Sharif side by side. They both looked quite handsome with the contrasting of O'Toole's light looks with blue eyes and Sharif's dark complexion and brown eyes.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 25, 2021 07:07 PM (ZE5eB)

149 Dorsey after he sold his soul to Shaitan :
https://bit.ly/3cknf4j

Posted by: runner

He and his significant whatever play Rasputin and The Czar of All Russias!! every night after lights out.

Or maybe it's Catherine the Great and her Horse.

One of those two things.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2021 07:07 PM (Xxk4H)

150 Can you get forged vaccine cards, the same as a forged passport?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:08 PM (oUcR5)

151 Oops! It was an honest mistake. Sorry about your Republic.

Posted by: Tech Oligarchs at March 25, 2021 07:08 PM (KnJdm)

152 >>Let us not forget the credentialed HR staffers!

We'll keep the Phone Sanitizers, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 07:08 PM (Gh7g1)

153 Mistakes were made, some people did some stuff.............

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 25, 2021 07:08 PM (JUOKG)

154 Yes, they did indeed. Posted by: Prince Charles of Tampon

Oh, shut up.

Posted by: Prince Harry of Merkin at March 25, 2021 07:08 PM (W4eKo)

155 TE Lawrence speculations aside, it is a fact he never wore Crocs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2021 07:09 PM (DMUuz)

156 Can you get forged vaccine cards, the same as a forged passport?
Posted by: ALH

You don't need to actually have them forged for you.
You print them and fill them out yourself.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 25, 2021 07:09 PM (gtatv)

157 > They both looked quite handsome with the contrasting of O'Toole's light looks with blue eyes and Sharif's dark complexion and brown eyes.

Robert Mapplethorpe would have enjoyed that photo session.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:09 PM (JZT2F)

158 @joshdcaplan 10m

AP: Arkansas governor signs transgender sports ban into law

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 07:09 PM (cF8AT)

159 Unlike the real Lawrence of Arabia, Peter O'Toole wasn't gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 07:09 PM (VP4Cd)

160 Scalise: "Was anyone held accountable in your censoring department for that mistake?"

Wrong question(s), Senator.

The question needs to be, "Now that we know you censor despite preferred legal carveouts that don't allow such abuse, and now that we know you cannot or will not rectify that abuse, how many zeroes and commas should be in your fine and in how many pieces should your company be broken?"

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 25, 2021 07:09 PM (aXxgO)

161 >>AP: Arkansas governor signs transgender sports ban into law

Put some ice on it, Kristi.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 07:09 PM (Gh7g1)

162 What really makes me sad is the fact that this is what people want. They voted for it, and got their stimulus money as promised.
So short-sighted, it's a shame.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:10 PM (oUcR5)

163 161 Unlike the real Lawrence of Arabia, Peter O'Toole wasn't gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 07:09 PM (VP4Cd)
It must be his particular British accent, lol.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 07:10 PM (ufFY8)

164 Maybe we kill the Lawyers after the University Professors and Administrators?

Posted by: garrett

This is the kind of list building I can embrace.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 25, 2021 07:01 PM (r1z5A)

OK, which one of you gargle with AmishDude's essence?

Posted by: 4 at March 25, 2021 07:10 PM (KnJdm)

165 > Unlike the real Lawrence of Arabia, Peter O'Toole wasn't gay.

Even though he did have a perfect name for a porn actor.

Almost as good as Penis van Lesbian... err.... Dick van Dyke.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:11 PM (JZT2F)

166 @Breaking911 53m

BREAKING: GOP election reform bill wins final passage in Georgia, heads to governor -AP

Has Kemp said anything about signing or not signing this bill?

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 07:11 PM (cF8AT)

167 Can you get forged vaccine cards, the same as a forged passport?
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:08 PM

Forged is such a harsh word. I do know one person producing custom vaccine card artifacts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2021 07:11 PM (DMUuz)

168 Report: Team Biden Weighs Declaring Gun Violence a Public Health Emergency

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2021 06:50 PM (zr5Kq)

I know! I know! We'll all be required to wear TWO masks to prevent it.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at March 25, 2021 07:12 PM (VNmG1)

169 Have mentioned this before, but if you get the chance, when in Jordan do get down to Wadi Rum, where Lawrence of Arabia was shot on location, for the appropriate scenes. Our guide (30s) was a Howeitat from there - his father rode as an extra in the movie, his grandfather rode for real, with Lawrence, to take Aqaba.

Spectacular, just as it looks in the movie. Aqaba's nice too. And Petra's another day-trip out of Aqaba. Red Sea diving if that interests you. One of my favorite little spots over there.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2021 07:12 PM (OTzUX)

170 Gay people are what they are, I say just leave them alone.
Posted by: Unfurl

Reciprocity required.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 25, 2021 07:12 PM (GYqYy)

171 Is the GA bill actually a good one?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 07:12 PM (ufFY8)

172 *stab stab stab stab*

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 07:12 PM (GBZnB)

173 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 25, 2021 07:09 PM (aXxgO)

Amazing to me (crazy I know) how inadequate ALL Republicans seem to be at this game (beyond having a staffer write up the initial question)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2021 07:12 PM (hOUT3)

174 Can you get forged vaccine cards, the same as a forged passport?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:08 PM

Forged is such a harsh word. I do know one person producing custom vaccine card artifacts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2021 07:11 PM (DMUuz)

I hear "undocumented" has almost magical super powers.

Posted by: 4 at March 25, 2021 07:12 PM (KnJdm)

175 So what's the business angle to this dishonest parasite? Is the post Trump Big Tech world hurting that bad?

Posted by: Space Aliens Shit my Pants at March 25, 2021 07:12 PM (BRpqW)

176 True or No? I heard Georgia was going to do another audit.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2021 07:12 PM (+vJHw)

177 Kemp is worried about his re-election. He should be. Traitor.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:13 PM (oUcR5)

178 Posted by: Unfurl at March 25, 2021 07:10 PM (efDTf)

I m not casting opprobrium on gay people. I am just saying T.E. probably was gay and O'Toole wasn't. O'Toole was so drunk he once he tried to pay for sex in a nunnery.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 07:13 PM (VP4Cd)

179 170 Can you get forged vaccine cards, the same as a forged passport?
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:08 PM

Business opportunity alert.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 25, 2021 07:13 PM (lgiXo)

180 *stab stab stab stab*
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 07:12 PM (GBZnB)
-------------

I see Anthony Perkins little sister has made her presence felt.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 07:13 PM (2SdPm)

181 ALH, check Lysenko's posts.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2021 07:13 PM (XxJt1)

182 Dopey Joe says he's planning to run again in 2024?

Seriously?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:13 PM (JZT2F)

183 *stab stab stab stab*
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 07:12 PM (GBZnB)

you sound like Khan.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:14 PM (oUcR5)

184 I m not casting opprobrium on gay people. I am just saying T.E. probably was gay and O'Toole wasn't. O'Toole was so drunk he once he tried to pay for sex in a nunnery.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 07:13 PM (VP4Cd)

It was a bad habit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2021 07:14 PM (GhXo6)

185 I am not well-versed in ME history at that time, but if I recall the British had their hands in both sides of those little skirmishes.
But I think the main enemy was the Ottoman Empire, and their minions.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 07:14 PM (ufFY8)

186 185 ALH, check Lysenko's posts.
Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2021 07:13 PM (XxJt1)

Where do I find them?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:14 PM (oUcR5)

187 *stab stab stab stab*

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 07:12 PM (GBZnB)

I could use a good blade-woman on my team.

Posted by: 4 at March 25, 2021 07:14 PM (KnJdm)

188 > I do know one person producing custom vaccine card artifacts.

"Commemorative mementos".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:15 PM (JZT2F)

189 Watch anyone with the power to choose who may or may not speak. You'll find, i short order, that they delete anything they don't like. You'll also see a line form to miss their ass - which they also enjoy.

Posted by: Night Moves at March 25, 2021 07:15 PM (EeUIW)

190 Are itchy balls a symptom of Covid? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 25, 2021 07:15 PM (lgiXo)

191 Dopey Joe says he's planning to run again in 2024?
Seriously?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:13 PM (JZT2F)

Almost sad that he is unable to understand the evil forces that surround him!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2021 07:15 PM (hOUT3)

192 AnonyBotomousDrivel, pretty much. Of course now after the collapse it's irrelevant, but the brazen abuse of the publisher/platform distinction is the point. But now nothing will be done (any action on this only just started late in Trump's term, and one wonders how far that would have gone with a DOJ that appears to be a completely collapsed institution).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2021 07:15 PM (OTzUX)

193 Are itchy balls a symptom of Covid? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 25, 2021 07:15 PM (lgiXo)

I think you are mistaking this for a case of Swamp Ass.
Take a bath, see if that helps.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:16 PM (oUcR5)

194 Oh Kemp signed the bill in the past hour or so...

Georgia Gov. Kemp signs GOP election bill amid outcry

https://tinyurl.com/yf26anq2

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 07:16 PM (cF8AT)

195 Tami @ 169- 'Kabuki night in Georgia.......'

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2021 07:16 PM (0OP+5)

196 O'Toole was so drunk he once he tried to pay for sex in a nunnery.

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Burton at March 25, 2021 07:16 PM (W4eKo)

197 > But I think the main enemy was the Ottoman Empire

They were trying to keep naked fat men away from the Home Islands.

Yeah, many seem to have forgotten that the Turks were on the German side in WWI.

The Aussies sure as hell remember, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:17 PM (JZT2F)

198 Passport, SS card, vaccination card, voter ID. Buy all 4 and receive 20% off!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 25, 2021 07:17 PM (r1z5A)

199 Can you get forged vaccine cards, the same as a forged passport?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:08 PM

Forged is such a harsh word. I do know one person producing custom vaccine card artifacts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2021 07:11 PM

Photo shop and a blank vaccine card will work wonders.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 25, 2021 07:17 PM (JUOKG)

200 Need card stock. Form saved but nothing heavy to print it on.

Ben Had, I'll be sitting in court next to you if they try to force us to be vaccinated. Maybe we can split the legal fees.
No mask, no shot, no way, no how.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2021 07:17 PM (XxJt1)

201 Gotta' figure out how to connect a keyboard to the phone. That's kiss - not miss.

Posted by: Night Moves at March 25, 2021 07:17 PM (EeUIW)

202 203 Passport, SS card, vaccination card, voter ID. Buy all 4 and receive 20% off!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 25, 2021 07:17 PM (r1z5A)

Attention Kmart shoppers!

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:18 PM (oUcR5)

203 Are itchy balls a symptom of Covid? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 25, 2021 07:15 PM (lgiXo)

ALL balls itch, it's a fact!

Posted by: kid from Just One of the Guys at March 25, 2021 07:18 PM (OED7z)

204 i'm moar mad at the fbi for protecting slow joe's boy...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2021 07:18 PM (CqHIp)

205 Take a bath, see if that helps.

It's a trap!

Posted by: Little Admiral Dorsey at March 25, 2021 07:18 PM (W4eKo)

206 May all the liars in this administration catch fire.

Posted by: Anna Puma

Well, at least their pants, whilst they are wearing them.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2021 07:18 PM (2HP3h)

207 Man skirts make itching your balls a breeze!

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2021 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

208 Are itchy balls a symptom of Covid? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Is it one scratch and done? Or does it require a wire brush in a drill?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 25, 2021 07:19 PM (r1z5A)

209 Forged is such a harsh word. I do know one person producing custom vaccine card artifacts.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2021 07:11 PM

Hey Duncanthrax, only one guy?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:19 PM (oUcR5)

210 a DOJ that appears to be a completely collapsed institution).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2021 07:15 PM (OTzUX)

I am still somewhat amazed that the magnitude and depth of the DoJ and FBI corruption is still mostly hidden. But any day now those straight shooting honest incorruptible Civil Service employees are going to spill the beans!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2021 07:19 PM (hOUT3)

211 creeper, that will surely be a class action.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2021 07:19 PM (+vJHw)

212 If there is an outcry over the bill, according to the press, then this is probably a good thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 07:20 PM (ufFY8)

213 > Passport, SS card, vaccination card, voter ID. Buy all 4 and receive 20% off!

Pro tip: get a good tan and have some skulls and shit tattooed on your face, along with some random Spanish words.

Then it will become racist to question any of your newly-acquired documents.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:20 PM (JZT2F)

214 Gentlemen don't talk about itchy balls in polite company!

Be better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2021 07:20 PM (LNVrA)

215 He will bow before the one true God in time, and he will know shame. This I know.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez)

"Dear Lord, may the enemies of America reap Your justice in the full measure that they deserve, sooner rather than later, as You will."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2021 07:20 PM (2HP3h)

216 creeper, that will surely be a class action.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2021 07:19 PM (+vJHw)

Count me in!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2021 07:20 PM (OED7z)

217 Gotta' figure out how to connect a keyboard to the phone. That's kiss - not miss.
Posted by: Night Moves at March 25, 2021 07:17 PM (EeUIW)

Bluetooth keyboard, verra nice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2021 07:20 PM (hOUT3)

218 I wonder if all their moves - 9th circuit, noise about another fabricated emergency to precipitate gun grabbing, is some sort of instigation to provoke a reaction that will allow them to grab even more power. They are drunk on covid and what it allowed them to do . Must be looking to keep it somehow. But herd immunity...

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2021 07:21 PM (zr5Kq)

219 ALH, check Lysenko's posts.
Posted by: creeper

Thank you creeper. I couldn't spell his name.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 25, 2021 07:21 PM (gtatv)

220 The Aqaba scene was filmed in Spain, for whatever reason (probably scale, and ability to have hundreds of horses and camels racing down the streets), but the Wadi Rum scenes were filmed there. As noted, with descendants (and probably some surviving actual veterans) of those involved in the real historic event.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2021 07:21 PM (OTzUX)

221 >>>O'Toole was so drunk he once he tried to pay for sex in a nunnery.<
>He wanted to convent in some free-form worship.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 25, 2021 07:21 PM (03n3v)

222 218 If there is an outcry over the bill, according to the press, then this is probably a good thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 07:20 PM (ufFY

Stacy Abrams and her cohorts were airing ads saying how this was "voter suppression", which means it's probably a good bill. We shall see.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:21 PM (oUcR5)

223 >> Gentlemen don't talk about itchy balls in polite company!

I'd powder my balls, but I worry about getting Uterine Cancer.

Posted by: Eliot Page at March 25, 2021 07:21 PM (Gh7g1)

224 WHEEEEEEEE~!

@WashTimes 5m

JUST IN: 4 being monitored for Ebola virus in Oregon, health officials say

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2021 07:21 PM (pAjZN)

225 200 Tami @ 169- 'Kabuki night in Georgia.......'

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2021 07:16 PM (0OP+5)

The bill is no good?

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 07:22 PM (cF8AT)

226 27 It's a big corporation. They not only have a censorship department, they have another whole department for lying about the censorship department.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2021 06:44 PM (l6xiD)

I'm gonna guess that it's like most left-coast tech corporations and the employee breakdown looks something like this:

5% overworked peons that make the actual product, probably mostly H-1Bs.
15% SJW political/social quota hire "engineers" cooking up new ways to screw over users for the lulz. Because they suck at the technical part of their ostensibly technical job, their shit is incredibly buggy and easily hacked.
30% techbro middle-managers who fill out TPS reports and fight each other for internal bragging rights
45% marketing sluts who, by their powers combined, almost manage to match the persuasive power of a single Don Draper
5% head-office staff who hate this shitty existence but put up with it for money

...gee, this is starting to sound an awful lot like that infamous 'inverted pyramid of labor' the old school socialists were on about. Funny, that.

Posted by: CppThis at March 25, 2021 07:22 PM (zcf1k)

227 > Is it one scratch and done? Or does it require a wire brush in a drill?

A Vietnam vet I used to know told the story of getting crabs right before his unit went out in the field.

They were driving him crazy... he'd had scratched himself raw.

Then he hit on the bright idea of dousing them with a bottle of aftershave he happened to have with him.

As he said "It felt nice and cool for about a second, then....."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:22 PM (JZT2F)

228 "Georgia Gov. Kemp signs GOP election bill amid outcry"

Obama signs ACA Bill amid outcry.

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2021 07:22 PM (DFhj3)

229 > As he said "It felt nice and cool for about a second, then....."

And yes, it did reportedly kill the crabs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:22 PM (JZT2F)

230 https://tinyurl.com/4x8rxpdp

The link to the "forge your own Vaccine Card".

Where at least you don't have to drag other people into your deception.

You can DIY it.

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 25, 2021 07:22 PM (UJKrB)

231 I m not casting opprobrium on gay people. I am just saying T.E. probably was gay and O'Toole wasn't. O'Toole was so drunk he once he tried to pay for sex in a nunnery.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 07:13 PM (VP4Cd)

Apparently buggery in boy's finishing school is a long running British joke. Not sure the truth behind it, but given its prevalence there is probably some.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2021 07:22 PM (F9322)

232 Gentlemen don't talk about itchy balls in polite company!

Be better.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2021 07:20 PM (LNVrA)

I'm ashamed.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 25, 2021 07:22 PM (lgiXo)

233 They still have some early voting crap, I think.
Still, maybe the freaking ratchet will go the other way for once.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 07:22 PM (ufFY8)

234 >> "It felt nice and cool for about a second, then....."

wait for it...

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 07:23 PM (Gh7g1)

235 Oh Kemp signed the bill in the past hour or so...

Georgia Gov. Kemp signs GOP election bill amid outcry

https://tinyurl.com/yf26anq2
Posted by: Tami

"During the rally, Bishop Reginald Jackson of the African Methodist Episcopal Church called for a boycott of Coca-Cola Co. products."

Cannibal Bob has been conducting training seminars for the commies

Posted by: Miklos, easily but highly amused at March 25, 2021 07:23 PM (QzkSJ)

236
O'Toole actually pissed on stage during a play.

And I heard on some late night show one time talking about pissing himself being a common occurrence.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2021 07:23 PM (Mzdiz)

237 Tim Pool is up next with Brian Kilmeade on the new show Fox News Primetime.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2021 07:23 PM (NpAcC)

238
I'd powder my balls, but I worry about getting Uterine Cancer.
Posted by: Eliot Page at March 25, 2021 07:21 PM (Gh7g1)

Reverse phantom limb?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2021 07:24 PM (LNVrA)

239 Is that Rayon or Nylon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2021 07:24 PM (63Dwl)

240 I am still somewhat amazed that the magnitude and depth of the DoJ and FBI corruption is still mostly hidden.

I wonder about those who defended them the most.

Some are still here - they just don't acknowledge their previous Peggy Noonan like screeds of "respect our law enforcement angels" anymore. Did they purge those thoughts ? I don't know.

Those that left - like JackStraw - kinda' make more sense. He knows he was shown to be a fool, and nobody wants to go back to face that music. But I wonder - does he still believe that shit ?

Posted by: Night Moves at March 25, 2021 07:24 PM (EeUIW)

241 Anything useful in GA bill ?

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2021 07:24 PM (zr5Kq)

242 Oh, I should add an errata to the above: the marketing sluts compete with a Don Draper unimpaired by alcohol. A Don Draper that is impaired by alcohol is much too powerful for them.

Posted by: CppThis at March 25, 2021 07:24 PM (zcf1k)

243 How about a little fire, scarecrow?

Posted by: Prometheus

*vacant-eyed monkey bashes other monkey with femur*

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2021 07:24 PM (2HP3h)

244 The Horde Cries Out!

Posted by: Miklos, wiping eyes over memory of Uncle Palp at March 25, 2021 07:24 PM (QzkSJ)

245 JUST IN: 4 being monitored for Ebola virus in Oregon, health officials say
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2021 07:21 PM (pAjZN)
........

Somebody tell Joe. He's really good at this stuff, right?

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2021 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

246 245 Tim Pool is up next with Brian Kilmeade on the new show Fox News Primetime.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2021 07:23 PM (NpAcC)

Meh...I don't watch Fox but if I did, I wouldn't watch those two. Not a fan of either.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 07:25 PM (cF8AT)

247 Which one of you is going to make a You Tube video on forging vaccine cards?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:25 PM (oUcR5)

248 174 Is the GA bill actually a good one?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 07:12 PM (ufFY

Well judging from Marc Elias' lawsuit threats it's something.

Posted by: Space Aliens Shit my Pants at March 25, 2021 07:25 PM (BRpqW)

249 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2021 07:25 PM (arJlL)

250 "JUST IN: 4 being monitored for Ebola virus in Oregon, health officials say"

Send Fauci.

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2021 07:25 PM (DFhj3)

251 It's very impressive that GA is "fixing" their election system ..... *after* the most important election in the lives of those voting, most likely. Impressive. After allowing it to be wrecked (consent decree) before the important part, the actual election.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2021 07:25 PM (OTzUX)

252 > Reverse phantom limb?

Did she actually have her ute taken out? I thought she just had her boobs cut off and a fake dick grafted on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:26 PM (JZT2F)

253 250 Oh, I should add an errata to the above: the marketing sluts compete with a Don Draper unimpaired by alcohol. A Don Draper that is impaired by alcohol is much too powerful for them.

Kinda like Sean Connery's right thumb in The Presidio.

Posted by: Space Aliens Shit my Pants at March 25, 2021 07:26 PM (BRpqW)

254 I wonder about those who defended them the most.
----
Posted by: Night Moves at March 25, 2021 07:24 PM (EeUIW)

Andy McCarthy to the White (or Black) Courtesy Phone...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2021 07:26 PM (hOUT3)

255
Then he hit on the bright idea of dousing them with a bottle of aftershave he happened to have with him.

As he said "It felt nice and cool for about a second, then....."

Posted by: Rodrigo

A Marine? In any case that usage has been deprecated.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 25, 2021 07:26 PM (gtatv)

256 Oh Kemp signed the bill in the past hour or so...

Georgia Gov. Kemp signs GOP election bill amid outcry

https://tinyurl.com/yf26anq2

Somebody hears footsteps.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 25, 2021 07:26 PM (r1z5A)

257 I wonder how many heads are going to explode when the video on that laptop gets a wider viewing.

It'll come at some point; I keep seeing stuff from it being posted various places without any indication of where it's from. If you didn't already know, you wouldn't have any idea. Quite possibly someone is seeding it all over via that method.

Posted by: somedood at March 25, 2021 07:26 PM (BRmwW)

258 Or was it left? Oh yesh...my right thumb. The left is much too powerful for you.

Posted by: Space Aliens Shit my Pants at March 25, 2021 07:27 PM (BRpqW)

259 42 Quite frankly Scalise's question was embarrassing.

Can we stop this playing the game bullshit and call these DemoTechnoFascists out for what and who they are?

The GOP is a useless pile of dogshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 25, 2021 06:47 PM (v5NfP)

Scalise was a computer science major in college. Let that sink in for a moment.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2021 07:27 PM (hKTv8)

260 Send Fauci.
Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2021 07:25 PM (DFhj3)
-----------

With outdated PPE gear.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 07:27 PM (2SdPm)

261 Let us not forget, Hunter Biden is on video naked in front of his niece and Joe Biden knew all about it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2021 07:27 PM (LNVrA)

262
Tim Pool is up next with Brian Kilmeade on the new show Fox News Primetime.
Posted by: redridinghood

He should ditch the stupid hat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2021 07:28 PM (63Dwl)

263 270 Send Fauci.
Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2021 07:25 PM (DFhj3)
-----------

With outdated PPE gear.

He can check them for HIV transmission while he's at it.

Posted by: Space Aliens Shit my Pants at March 25, 2021 07:28 PM (BRpqW)

264 Commissar Hrothgar: "But any day now those straight shooting honest incorruptible Civil Service employees are going to spill the beans!"

I wonder if Hannity still says that 99.9% are up-n-up, salt-of-the-earthers who have no association with those bad two or three leadership folks?

Having abandoned FOXNews since Cavuto pulled his "I can't listen to Trump's Press Secretary anymore", I can only assume he still sings the song.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 25, 2021 07:28 PM (aXxgO)

265 The entirety of the Biden family is fucking scum.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2021 07:28 PM (GhXo6)

266 > I wonder how many heads are going to explode when the video on that laptop gets a wider viewing.

Is this the one of him banging his dead brother's underage teen daughter?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:28 PM (JZT2F)

267 272
Tim Pool is up next with Brian Kilmeade on the new show Fox News Primetime.
Posted by: redridinghood

He should ditch the stupid hat.

Ironic hats make the man my friend.

Posted by: Max Boot Matt Drudge at March 25, 2021 07:29 PM (BRpqW)

268 And thank all you 'rons and 'etts for the most excellent advice!

I particularly like the "I'm sorry my cancer is inconvenient for you."

I know a couple of people I would like to say that to, even though I don't generally pull the "cancer card". But just because I don't play that way doesn't mean it isn't more inconvenient for me to have cancer than it is for them to Karen around.
Their precious feelings are more important than other people's actual health it seems.

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 25, 2021 07:29 PM (UJKrB)

269 Apparently buggery in boy's finishing school is a long running British joke. Not sure the truth behind it, but given its prevalence there is probably some.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2021 07:22 PM (F9322)

-----

"Lie back, spread your butt cheeks, and think of England!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2021 07:29 PM (gVrvH)

270 Fake Noods get the barrel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2021 07:29 PM (LNVrA)

271

Dorsey must laugh at these idiots afterwards.

Oooh, they asked questions!

Oooh!

LOL, what a farce.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2021 07:29 PM (NuVOb)

272 JUST IN: 4 being monitored for Ebola virus in Oregon, health officials say - Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2021 07:21 PM (pAjZN)

I got it on a trip to the Savannah,

Where you get the AIDS and other shit like Ebola

E-B-O-L-A, 'Bola

Posted by: 4 at March 25, 2021 07:29 PM (KnJdm)

273 Itchy balls? You either need a bath or you have the plague.

Posted by: WebMD at March 25, 2021 07:30 PM (kTF2Z)

274 Tami @ 232- These people are politicians and they don't really 'represent' Georgia residents. Not all of them, especially the metroplex ones.

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2021 07:30 PM (0OP+5)

275 More mask effectiveness/risk data summarized.

https://tinyurl.com/e9ztwmm9

Posted by: 4 at March 25, 2021 07:30 PM (KnJdm)

276 Their precious feelings are more important than other people's actual health it seems.
Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 25, 2021 07:29 PM (UJKrB)

Yeah that is how they think.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 25, 2021 07:31 PM (Zm+LZ)

277 Did she actually have her ute taken out? I thought she just had her boobs cut off and a fake dick grafted on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:26 PM (JZT2F)

I thought it was just the boob removal. Anyway, doesn't she look just so very happy now that she's pretending to be a boy?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2021 07:31 PM (OED7z)

278 CZ P-10 F .45ACP 13RD BLACK W/ NITRIDE SIGHTS; $638.6; https://bit.ly/3ffNnPO

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2021 07:31 PM (UW2ZS)

279 Georgia Gov. Kemp signs GOP election bill amid outcry
........

"the law will disproportionately disenfranchise voters of color."

*yawn*

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2021 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

280 > Not sure the truth behind it, but given its prevalence there is probably some.

Same as prison. Same as navies back in the Age of Sail.

Stick men (or teen boys) together for years, with no women, and a certain number of them are gonna turn Gay for the Stay.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:31 PM (JZT2F)

281 I get fired when I make those kinds of "mistakes". Just saying.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at March 25, 2021 07:31 PM (EwPKb)

282 Ironic hats make the man my friend.

Posted by: Max Boot Matt Drudge at March 25, 2021 07:29 PM (BRpqW)

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Back off, bitch!

Posted by: Sir Elton John at March 25, 2021 07:31 PM (gVrvH)

283 280 And thank all you 'rons and 'etts for the most excellent advice!

I particularly like the "I'm sorry my cancer is inconvenient for you."

I know a couple of people I would like to say that to, even though I don't generally pull the "cancer card". But just because I don't play that way doesn't mean it isn't more inconvenient for me to have cancer than it is for them to Karen around.
Their precious feelings are more important than other people's actual health it seems.
Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 25, 2021 07:29 PM (UJKrB)

I have no problem pulling the cancer card on those who deserve it.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2021 07:31 PM (F9322)

284 281 Apparently buggery in boy's finishing school is a long running British joke. Not sure the truth behind it, but given its prevalence there is probably some.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2021 07:22 PM (F9322)

Hitchen's self bio touched on this and it was rather disturbing.

Posted by: Max Boot Matt Drudge at March 25, 2021 07:32 PM (BRpqW)

285 First Amendment champions- Glenn Greenwald and Matt Taibbi !!! Not exactly Rock Ribbed Conservatives. Our side kinda sucks, in compariso, at times.

Posted by: kraken at March 25, 2021 07:32 PM (bCLt0)

286 > Anyway, doesn't she look just so very happy now that she's pretending to be a boy?

She looks like a wimpier and more obnoxious Wil Wheaton.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2021 07:32 PM (JZT2F)

287 Fake Noods get the barrel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2021 07:29 PM (LNVrA)

Fake noods get a dick punch. Someone get this troll a dick.

Posted by: 4 at March 25, 2021 07:32 PM (KnJdm)

288 Let us not forget, Hunter Biden is on video naked in front of his niece and Joe Biden knew all about it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2021 07:27 PM (LNVrA)
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To be fair, Hunter probably didn't realize he was naked, remember his own name, or even know where he was, after that drug fueled episode.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 07:32 PM (2SdPm)

289 "the law will disproportionately disenfranchise voters of color."

*yawn*

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2021 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

No, not if you get off your ass and register, you stupid dumbasses...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 07:32 PM (ufFY8)

290
I love the finale of Mad Men, with Don Draper being the one who came up with the "I'd like to teach the world to sing" Coke commercial.

At the end of one his famous "finding himself" junkets, he winds up at some commune sitting around with a bunch of hippies chanting. Then, "Ding....Ding, ding!", the light bulb goes off. And it ends with that Coca-Cola commercial.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2021 07:33 PM (Mzdiz)

291 Joe don't know: He'd be running against Kamala in '24.

Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2021 07:33 PM (RuIsu)

292 289 "the law will disproportionately disenfranchise voters of color."

*yawn*
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2021 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

No, not if you get off your ass and register, you stupid dumbasses...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 07:32 PM (ufFY

Or, to paraphrase, Colored Folk are not smart enough to get an ID card.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2021 07:33 PM (oHd/0)

293 I doubt Biden will be talking in 2024

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2021 07:34 PM (LNVrA)

294 Or, to paraphrase, Colored Folk are not smart enough to get an ID card.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2021 07:33 PM (oHd/0)
Sadly, that is what the complainers of 'voter suppression' are implying.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 07:35 PM (ufFY8)

295 281 I get fired when I make those kinds of "mistakes". Just saying.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at March 25, 2021 07:31 PM (EwPKb)

-----

When I worked at Ford Aerospace in the mid-80s, if I had neglected to lock-up classified information in the facility safe at the end of the work day -- and somebody discovered it on my desk -- not only would I have been fired, I'd have been arrested.

Posted by: Sir Elton John at March 25, 2021 07:35 PM (gVrvH)

296 If I said that black people were:

Too stupid to register to vote
Too stupid to get an ID
Too stupid to fill out an absentee request

I'm pretty sure that would be racist.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2021 07:35 PM (kTF2Z)

297 NOOD

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2021 07:36 PM (oUcR5)

298 You can tell Dorsey wasn't raised right. If I'd tried that kind of dissembling bullshit with my mom, she'd have smacked my face right off into the dirt.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2021 07:36 PM (ZSK0i)

299 If they're doing it for trim, even I think this is taking too long.

Posted by: Oldboy at March 25, 2021 07:36 PM (vy/IR)

300 "the law will disproportionately disenfranchise voters of color."

White is a color. I know pointing that out is racist, too.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 25, 2021 07:36 PM (aXxgO)

301 Dorsey is trash, facebook and twitter are trash.

Evidence of President Trump's long shadow:

"March 25 (UPI) -- The Abraham Accords have heralded a dramatic shift in the relationship between Israel and the Muslim nations of the world."
https://is.gd/KwAIBU

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 25, 2021 07:36 PM (vZzzU)

302 Dorsey would not answer affirmatively either way: "Our misleading information policies are focused on manipulated media, public health and civic integrity," he said.
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Bwahahahahahahahahah...[deep breath]
Bwahahahahahahahahah

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2021 07:36 PM (830x5)

303 circa october 2020:

"This election will determine if our society remains G-d centered or will deteriorate into a socialist/Marxist hellhole. Today's brainless walking dead are the pawns of fanatical left. They are to stupid to see that they will be the first shot when these godless animals get power."

same person (doctor) wrote that due to the size of the virus and the holes in the fabric of the surgical face masks which "have become ubiquitous since the pandemic began, masking has no effect on the virus' spread."

"The government is trying to shut our mouths and cover our faces with masks. No basis in science. Covid-19 is around 0.1 microns. Masks block particles of more than 0.4 microns. In other words, masks don't stop covid."

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2021 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)

304 298 You can tell Dorsey wasn't raised right. If I'd tried that kind of dissembling bullshit with my mom, she'd have smacked my face right off into the dirt.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2021 07:36 PM (ZSK0i)
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Bingo

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 25, 2021 07:37 PM (vZzzU)

305 I doubt Biden will be talking in 2024

Posted by: AlaBAMA

If he's alive, he'll talk...

Posted by: Torquemada at March 25, 2021 07:37 PM (r1z5A)

306 Dorsey would not answer affirmatively either way: "Our misleading information policies are focused on ~~manipulated~~ manipulating media, public health and civic integrity," he said.
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Edited

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2021 07:38 PM (830x5)

307 So ...a better mask was invented - "reusable anti-viral masks are coated in zinc oxide nanoparticles that destroy bacteria, fungi and viruses, which it says can help stop the spread of the coronavirus." YOu can't get away from his crap.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2021 07:39 PM (zr5Kq)

308 "Meanwhile, Conservative, Inc. cheers the censorship -- because they get to engage in their favorite hobby, tweeting to strangers and keeping their DMs open for possible chances to get young trim or young dick, without being bothered by too many icky conservatives."

Ace, please, nobody in Conservative Inc is a super straight.

Posted by: DJ3Way at March 25, 2021 07:41 PM (bhPL1)

309 292 289 "the law will disproportionately disenfranchise voters of color."

*yawn*
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2021 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

No, not if you get off your ass and register, you stupid dumbasses...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 07:32 PM (ufFY

Or, to paraphrase, Colored Folk are not smart enough to get an ID card.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2021 07:33 PM (oHd/0)

Bidet believes they don't know how to use the internet.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2021 07:41 PM (F9322)

310 No, not if you get off your ass and register, you stupid dumbasses...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2021 07:32 PM (ufFY

To be fair, they only have MONTHS in which to do this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2021 07:43 PM (hOUT3)

311 Ponder for a moment the amount of money that has been made off COVID. Now ponder the likelihood the people making that money are going to sit back quietly while everything returns to normal.
We're scrood.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2021 07:46 PM (XxJt1)

312 Crud. I saw "NOOD". Short term memory is the first thing to go.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2021 07:47 PM (XxJt1)

313 Forged is such a harsh word. I do know one person producing custom vaccine card artifacts.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2021 07:11 PM

Small batch. Artisan.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 25, 2021 07:49 PM (OssQ4)

314 290

#MeToo

That was one of the best series finales Evah.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 25, 2021 07:57 PM (/hNee)

315 No. The ultra-wealthy have access to stuff we've never heard of.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2021 06:50 PM (pAjZN)
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I know

Posted by: Zombie Epstein at March 25, 2021 09:16 PM (Y274z)

316 Biden is draining from peach to pale quickly. NFL.

Posted by: Stinker Chevy Indy V8 cost me the race, damn it at March 25, 2021 09:25 PM (ZXcuV)

317 If there is a revolution, I wouldn't give 10 cents for @jack's chances of surviving 6 months...

Posted by: setnaffa at March 26, 2021 09:55 AM (OQc7P)

318 "I can do more AFTER the election"Oh, wait, that WASN'T Lois Learner?

Posted by: CaptDMO at March 26, 2021 11:20 AM (rpZjA)

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Jack Dorsey Says That Censoring News About Hunter Biden Was a "Mistake," and Claims Twitter Isn't Running a "Censoring Department." He Refuses To Tell Congress Who Made This "Mistake."

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Jack Dorsey Says That Censoring News About Hunter Biden Was a "Mistake," and Claims Twitter Isn't Running a "Censoring Department."
He Refuses To Tell Congress Who Made This "Mistake."