Tater Crater: CNN's Deplatforming Clearinghouse Posts Lowest Ratings of the Year-- Again

Tater's ratings are inversely proportional to his insulin level.

He hit one record low the previous week.

Now he hits another one.

CNN’s "Reliable Sources" with far-left host Brian Stelter had its lowest-rated show of the year on Sunday, failing to crack the one-million viewer plateau for the second-straight week.
Stelter's program, which is billed as a media program but has morphed into a weekly partisan attack on conservative news organizations, averaged only 936,000 on March 21. The total was its smallest audience of the year.
The most recent episode of "Reliable Sources" dropped a staggering 65 percent of its viewers since its Jan. 10 edition that averaged 2.7 million viewers, as viewers tuned in for the latest on the Jan. 6 Capitol riot.

Hey, Tater?

I got something for you.

By the way, CNN failed to mention the scandal of Andrew Cuomo using precious state resources to get his family members, including CNN "anchor" Fredo Cuomo, early access to covid testing.

"Good evening. Chris Cuomo is off tonight." That sentence, uttered at 1:02:16 AM Thursday in a re-airing of Wednesday's Anderson Cooper 360, is the only time the name "Cuomo" has been spoken on CNN all day. The day after news of yet another scandal involving New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo broke. A story that involves his brother, CNN's own Chris Cuomo. Who was "off tonight."
CNN did not report Thursday on this latest major scandal involving the governor, which involves allegations of favoritism and outright nepotism in his leadership and handling of the Covid-19 pandemic in the state. That leadership has, however, been the subject of a great deal of commentary on CNN and indeed in the press at large for the last year. It has resulted in a book deal, an Emmy, a star-studded birthday bash, and paeans to his leadership from celebrities and his brother's colleagues, alike.

I wonder if some Gentry Liberal members of grifter media would like to revise their estimations that CNN is the least biased network.

Meanwhile, Ellen DeGeneres's ratings fell by one million since the most poorly kept secret in Hollywood -- that she was a hugely entitled nasty bitch -- leaked out.

Once thought of as daytime TV's queen of nice, host Ellen DeGeneres seems to have seen a harsh decline in ratings for The Ellen DeGeneres Show since its return in September.
According to a report in the New York Times, recent Nielsen data shows Ellen viewership has dropped by 1.1 million people this season, from 2.6 million viewers to 1.5 million viewers. Those numbers account for a 43-percent decline in viewership, and more specifically, a 38-percent decline in viewership from her core demographic of adult women under 54.

More: Accused and witnessed sexual assailant Don Lemon is a real urinalist.

Posted by: Ace at 01:26 PM

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1 Traitor Tater Crater

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 01:28 PM (bm04m)

2 re. Ellen :

Now Do Oprah

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:29 PM (Uu/P5)

3 They don't even care.

Posted by: navybrat, proudly in plaid. at March 26, 2021 01:29 PM (w7KSn)

4 I was promised nude taters, not a pear-shaped man with a defective brain.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 01:29 PM (Jsjd7)

5 How does someone that fat have NO calf muscle. None.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:29 PM (Uu/P5)

6 That link to DeGeneres makes her look like the father in Frasier.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 01:30 PM (2JVJo)

7 >>> Meanwhile, Ellen DeGeneres's ratings fell by one million since the most poorly kept secret in Hollywood -- that she was a hugely entitled nasty bitch -- leaked out.

Now do oprah.

Posted by: banana Dream - without phrasing at March 26, 2021 01:30 PM (J8bDE)

8 Red socks? And is he sitting on a hemi pillow?

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2021 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

9 Good... let it burn.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 26, 2021 01:31 PM (3H9h1)

10 >>> Now Do Oprah
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:29 PM (Uu/P5)

Now do oprah.
Posted by: banana Dream - without phrasing at March 26, 2021 01:30 PM (J8bDE)

Hah!

Posted by: banana Dream - without phrasing at March 26, 2021 01:31 PM (J8bDE)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

12 The most recent episode of "Reliable Sources" dropped a staggering 65 percent of its viewers since its Jan. 10 edition that averaged 2.7 million viewers, as viewers tuned in for the latest on the Jan. 6 Capitol riot.
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Called it! I freaking called it. The moment they don't have Trump to kick around anymore, they tank. They laughed at me and said I was wrong, but let the record reflect that I nailed this one.

Posted by: Donald J. Trump at March 26, 2021 01:31 PM (Jsjd7)

13 Tater's tottering ratings!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:31 PM (bDqIh)

14 HordeMind is a terrible thing to taste.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:31 PM (Uu/P5)

15 There was a time long ago (maybe 20 years at this point) when reliable sources was actually a good, interesting show. Now that journalism is devoid of any standards I can't imagine what they discuss.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2021 01:31 PM (H5knJ)

16 RIP Larry McMurtry. You created great art, though you hated it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 01:31 PM (ifmtJ)

17 Brian Stelter = Fat Fuck

Because he's overly obese and a useless fuck.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Gonna have to put him on a shoestring budget to maintain profitability!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:32 PM (bDqIh)

19 How does someone that fat have NO calf muscle. None.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:29 PM (Uu/P5)

If your "exercise" consists of moving from the computer to the refrigerator for CheezWhiz, then to the bathroom for Jergens and Kleenex and then back to the laptop, it doesn't do much for promoting musculature.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 01:32 PM (2JVJo)

20 Brian Stelter = Fat Fuck

Because he's overly obese and a useless fuck.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
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It's not funny if you have to explain it ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 01:32 PM (Jsjd7)

21 Red socks are a political statement

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2021 01:32 PM (ONvIw)

22 I bet a woman could do Tater's whiny, complaining, put-upon job better than him.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 01:33 PM (bm04m)

23 Stelter's program, which is billed as a media program but has morphed into a weekly partisan attack on conservative news organizations, averaged only 936,000 on March 21. The total was its smallest audience of the year.

There are 330 MILLION people in this country. 100 Million likely have access to CNN at any given moment.

You didn't get 1/10th.

You are a FAILURE.

Learn to code.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

24 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 01:33 PM (yQpMk)

25 Ellen :

Now Do Oprah
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:29 PM (Uu/P5)

Don't give them ideas

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 01:33 PM (ifmtJ)

26 If your "exercise" consists of moving from the computer to the refrigerator for CheezWhiz, then to the bathroom for Jergens and Kleenex and then back to the laptop, it doesn't do much for promoting musculature.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 01:32 PM (2JVJo)
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Given what he is, I am pretty sure it's actually kleenex and astroglide and as a result his hamstrings are likely in marginally condition than his calves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 01:33 PM (Jsjd7)

27 ++++
It's not funny if you have to explain it ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 01:32 PM (Jsjd7)

[ x ] Noted

[ ] Not Noted

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

28 MaybeTater's better suited to be a You-tuber

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:34 PM (bDqIh)

29 RIP Larry McMurtry. You created great art, though you hated it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 01:31 PM (ifmtJ)

He'll certainly be remembered for brokeback.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2021 01:34 PM (J8bDE)

30 Are Tik-Tok and Instagram and Facebook the real power of forming young people's opinions now? ... Is there any mass social media getting red-pilled instead of leftist Wokism religion. idk ... surely there must be some ... but I'm too old to be hip with the "kid" trends. ("hip" they still use that word, right?)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 26, 2021 01:34 PM (Cus5s)

31 Gonna have to put him on a shoestring budget to maintain profitability!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:32 PM (bDqIh)

He's grating.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 01:34 PM (yQpMk)

32 Now I'm gonna do Oprah.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 26, 2021 01:34 PM (vS7Dx)

33 HordeMind is a terrible thing to taste.

***

The Weird Al Ministry parody album.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 01:34 PM (bm04m)

34 You didn't get 1/10th.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Or even 1/100th!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 26, 2021 01:35 PM (Q9lwr)

35 Reminds me, I've got to go to Big 5 and get a new pair of thongs.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2021 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

36 This couldn't mean that America is tuning these people out because Biden won the most votes ever. Duh. There's no noise coming from the attic. You're just crazy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

37 RIP Larry McMurtry. You created great art, though you hated it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 01:31 PM (ifmtJ)

He'll certainly be remembered for brokeback.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2021 01:34 PM (J8bDE)

And he LOVED the acclaim Brokeback got.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 01:35 PM (ifmtJ)

38 I could have gone all day without seeing that picture.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 01:35 PM (kTF2Z)

39 Worst thing Ellen Degenrates did was adopt a dog from a shelter with much fan fare and subsequently gave it away to someone in violation of the contract she signed with the shelter. It showed exactly what sort of person she truly was.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 01:35 PM (2DOZq)

40 Biden said Republicans supported him, so it's weird that CNN's ratings are falling at the same time.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 01:35 PM (bm04m)

41 >>He'll certainly be remembered for brokeback.

Wasn't that based on an Annie Proulx short story?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:36 PM (bDqIh)

42 Once thought of as daytime TV's queen of nice

I remember when that was Rosie O'Donnell. It appears that's a title that only gets awarded to asswipes.

Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2021 01:36 PM (h5TKJ)

43 I saw Tater Crater open for Mushroomhead at Rocket Mortgage Feldhouse in 2009.

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2021 01:36 PM (XzkIA)

44 Once thought of as daytime TV's queen of nice, host Ellen DeGeneres seems to have seen a harsh decline in ratings for The Ellen DeGeneres Show since its return in September.

Her voice is really fucking annoying and she's hideous to look at.

I NEVER understood the draw she was able to gain in her career. Never.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

45 6 That link to DeGeneres makes her look like the father in Frasier.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 01:30 PM (2JVJo)

I was pretty close friends with Peri Gilpin and her family

they lived in Forest Hills, about a mile from me in Dallas

she was a fairly fun young lady but I haven't seen her since she moved to NYC

but I'm betting she's all in for the lefties

Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 01:36 PM (6iURM)

46 >>Worst thing Ellen Degenrates did was adopt a dog from a shelter with much fan fare and subsequently gave it away to someone in violation of the contract she signed with the shelter. It showed exactly what sort of person she truly was.

I really can't blame her.

Shelter dogs can be a serious handful for the best dog owners.

And, let's face it : Some dogs just refuse to eat Peanut Butter, no matter where you put it.

Posted by: Dana Perino at March 26, 2021 01:37 PM (Uu/P5)

47 By the way, CNN failed to mention the scandal of Andrew Cuomo using precious state resources to get his family members, including CNN "anchor" Fredo Cuomo, early access to covid testing.

Luckily Tater held out on testing until they developed the anal swab method.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 26, 2021 01:37 PM (3sOO0)

48 Is special. Secret testing for a fake plague really a perk?

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 01:37 PM (7OrCI)

49 Broken record but CNN should not be in existence after it was discovered they had entered into an agreement with Saddam Hussein to broadcast his propaganda while we were in armed conflict with Iraq.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 01:37 PM (2DOZq)

50 I wonder what the baby fat encrusted weirdo is yelling about.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 26, 2021 01:37 PM (lgiXo)

51
Or even 1/100th!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 26, 2021 01:35 PM (Q9lwr)

Just got back from a run/walk. Brain didn't want to math.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

52 Tater's red sock cover his cold frites!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:38 PM (bDqIh)

53 Now Do Oprah
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:29 PM (Uu/P5)

Don't give them ideas
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 01:33 PM (ifmtJ)

Not into an oreo scissor?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

54 I saw Tater Crater open for Mushroomhead at Rocket Mortgage Feldhouse in 2009.
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2021 01:36 PM (XzkIA)
.........

I saw the same show at the Chicken Bone Saloon.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2021 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

55 French fried Tater. Mmm hmm.

Posted by: Karl Childers at March 26, 2021 01:38 PM (XIrWl)

56
Tater's ratings are inversely proportional to his insulin level.

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I believe there's an even stronger inverse correlation with his estrogen level.

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2021 01:38 PM (XzkIA)

57 Holy crap ammoseek is showing primers are available.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 01:38 PM (bm04m)

58 "Tater Crater"

This is why we love you.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 26, 2021 01:39 PM (AD3JT)

59 >>> Are Tik-Tok and Instagram and Facebook the real power of forming young people's opinions now? ... Is there any mass social media getting red-pilled instead of leftist Wokism religion. idk ... surely there must be some ... but I'm too old to be hip with the "kid" trends. ("hip" they still use that word, right?)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 26, 2021 01:34 PM (Cus5s)

Online social apps are every kid's head-sized rat cage. All the companies know this. Even the kids know this.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2021 01:39 PM (J8bDE)

60 With that ratings crashm Tater's salad days are over. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:39 PM (bDqIh)

61 I think that's a Photoshop. No way Tater's thighs are that "thin".

Posted by: andycanuck at March 26, 2021 01:39 PM (iDvKn)

62 I was pretty close friends with Peri Gilpin and her family

Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 01:36 PM (6iURM)

----

Roz v Daphne

Embrace the power of "and"!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 26, 2021 01:39 PM (dfRN6)

63 Republicans fav pastime is flapping their gums when they have no power

Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 01:40 PM (6iURM)

64 President Trump, even exiled, is still ripping a lot of masks off.
Democrats are just the petty totalitarians we all believed them to bee. Republicants are the demofascists taint lickers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 26, 2021 01:41 PM (pw+jk)

65 Tater sure is wedged behind his home office desk -- might need to be peeled out of there!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:41 PM (bDqIh)

66 It's really sad that FOX, CNN, MSNBC, etc. will likely survive throughout *biden/harris even with dwindling viewership. I hope to see a number of well known talking heads get canned tho'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 26, 2021 01:41 PM (3H9h1)

67 Why would you even release that photo.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

68 ribbit

Posted by: Jim Croak at March 26, 2021 01:41 PM (+y8uL)

69 One of the best weapons we have in the likely war of the flea the right has to engage in is simply to quit taking part in their culture.

Walk away, create your own nearby reality.

The virtual world is what has led us to this end, and this is not a good end.

Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 01:42 PM (Lzpvj)

70 Why would you even release that photo.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
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I think it's "humanizing."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 01:42 PM (Jsjd7)

71 Republicans fav pastime is flapping their gums when they have no power
Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 01:40 PM (6iURM)

I keep waiting for Miss Lindsay to slip the leash and actually do something....

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at March 26, 2021 01:42 PM (hOUT3)

72 >>> 60 With that ratings crashm Tater's salad days are over. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:39 PM (bDqIh)

Speakin' of ...

Posted by: Ron White at March 26, 2021 01:42 PM (J8bDE)

73 Hah this photo again. I love it. Theres just so much to take from it. His feet don't touch the ground. I'm guessing his wife is taller? No pants, but suit on top. Hand gestures. Feet perched on chair. Can we do an art thread on this?

Posted by: Mishdog at March 26, 2021 01:42 PM (cqAUI)

74 67 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Tater thinks it is heroic.

That is reality, his echo chamber leads him to some idiotic decisions.

Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 01:42 PM (Lzpvj)

75 >>Why would you even release that photo.

Right? They were attempting show that 'we're just like you, dear viewers!'

FAIL

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:43 PM (bDqIh)

76 If he smoked weed before his show and also during his show, would tater be twice baked?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 01:43 PM (kTF2Z)

77 ifunny is pretty red pilling

It's like ___ur.com but holy crap did *that* place go to the dogs. Its neverending politics are so left it would make Pol Pot blush.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2021 01:43 PM (vS7Dx)

78 Alt Title to this Thread:

hugely entitled nasty bitch vs. worthless cocksucker

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2021 01:43 PM (yrol0)

79 maybe they're not wrong that Biden is like FDR, how many of us are being fitted for our internment camps as we type?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 01:43 PM (SoQh3)

80 I think it's "humanizing."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 01:42 PM (Jsjd7)

Is humanizing anything like nauseating?

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2021 01:44 PM (vS7Dx)

81 Fun socks on tv =/= personality

Why do these stiffs think that?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:44 PM (bDqIh)

82 It's a year into the lockdowns and these dipshits can't afford a more professional setup for their home studios?

A digital camera on Amazon, some decent lighting, a backdrop, and a comfortable chair wouldn't run you more than a thousand bucks.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 26, 2021 01:44 PM (jOcSX)

83 67-
That's a perfectly logical question, but remember this guy also confessed to crawling into bed and crying at some point during Trumps term.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 26, 2021 01:44 PM (AD3JT)

84 HordeMind is a terrible thing to taste.

***

The Weird Al Ministry parody album.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 01:34 PM (bm04m)

Weird Al Jourgensen?

I'm sure it was funny, but I couldn't understand a word of it.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 26, 2021 01:44 PM (uhPTO)

85 I keep waiting for Miss Lindsay to slip the leash and actually do something....
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at March 26, 2021 01:42 PM (hOUT3)

you should live so long

Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 01:44 PM (6iURM)

86 It's really sad that FOX, CNN, MSNBC, etc. will likely survive throughout *biden/harris even with dwindling viewership. I hope to see a number of well known talking heads get canned tho'.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 26, 2021 01:41 PM (3H9h1)

TV "news" is like modern art sales. It's all money laundering, so it will NEVER go away.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

87 Any chance Tater will get into gay porn for his next career?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 26, 2021 01:45 PM (xTpJJ)

88 Why do these stiffs think that?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:44 PM (bDqIh)

It's DC, where, judging by the dating profiles I've seen, they think that quotes from The Office and declaring your love of tacos counts as a personality.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 26, 2021 01:45 PM (jOcSX)

89 Aint going to no camp. Too much ammo to use up a home.

Posted by: f'd at March 26, 2021 01:45 PM (+y8uL)

90 Weird Al Jourgensen?

I'm sure it was funny, but I couldn't understand a word of it.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 26, 2021 01:44 PM (uhPTO)

put a clamp on it

Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 01:45 PM (6iURM)

91 ("hip" they still use that word, right?)

Only if you're square.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 01:46 PM (2JVJo)

92 39 Worst thing Ellen Degenrates did was adopt a dog from a shelter with much fan fare and subsequently gave it away to someone in violation of the contract she signed with the shelter. It showed exactly what sort of person she truly was.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 01:35 PM (2DOZq)

My second favorite website is Blindgossip.com, run by the Other Ace. To have them describe Hollywood, every high-profile relationship is arranged (oftentimes for bearding purposes), every public persona is a fake one, and every bit of 'conflict' is as arranged as a GOPe dive before another insult on the republic foisted on us by the Dems.

Blind Gossip had DeGeneres' number years ago.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 26, 2021 01:46 PM (mdjgu)

93 If his mom took his weed away before he was done, would that make tater half baked?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 01:46 PM (kTF2Z)

94 He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 01:46 PM (yQpMk)

95 ++++
I think it's "humanizing."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 01:42 PM (Jsjd7)

I mean, do they think he's the ying to fredo cuomo's 'roid addled old man body and anyone REALLY cares?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

96 That link to DeGeneres makes her look like the father in Frasier.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 01:30 PM (2JVJo)

She does kinda look like John Mahoney there....shudder..

Posted by: Mishdog at March 26, 2021 01:47 PM (cqAUI)

97 Tater needs to hasselback into the bedroom and put on some pants!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:47 PM (bDqIh)

98 The all-accordion rendition of Deity is fantastic.

(yes I know that's a different album, but the idea of that song being played and sang as a solo by Weird Al makes me very happy)

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 01:47 PM (bm04m)

99 If his mom took his weed away before he was done, would that make tater half baked?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 01:46 PM (kTF2Z)

The cheetah.

NEXT!!!

Posted by: Local Airport Information Desk at March 26, 2021 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

100 >>If he smoked weed before his show and also during his show, would tater be twice baked?

loaded baked ~~potato~~ tater

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:48 PM (bDqIh)

101 Duke University has launched an investigation into the person who committed the hate crime of ... pinning a printout of George Floyd's toxicology report next to a picture of Floyd.

https://bit.ly/3d8G5uv

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 01:48 PM (UW2ZS)

102 There is something about Tater. He looks pathetic. Flat-out pathetic and it's not just about his portliness.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 26, 2021 01:48 PM (lgiXo)

103 Didn't make it back here until the last thread was already stale, but I wanted to just opine that idiocy like Maxie Boot-to-the-head's is why we're headed either for divorce or war. There is simply no reasoning with dimwits who cannot or will not see reality if said reality is contrary to their narrative.

Crisp? Really Maxie? BaiDen was barely able to get through his scripted pep rally. He was "crisp" as 12-day old lettuce that has been left out in the sun and rain.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 26, 2021 01:48 PM (NYS7S)

104 Look at that girth on the 'tater.

His social media accounts tried valiantly to hide that, don't they?

Posted by: Thrawn at March 26, 2021 01:48 PM (a+Mub)

105 Did Biden admit in that clip that the democrats abused the filibuster last year?

Posted by: InCali at March 26, 2021 01:48 PM (9AFWN)

106 78 Alt Title to this Thread:

hugely entitled nasty bitch vs. worthless cocksucker
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2021 01:43 PM (yrol0)

does this bar have a happy hour ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 01:48 PM (6iURM)

107 Airplane 2 reference. Nice.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 01:48 PM (7OrCI)

108 Duke University has launched an investigation into the person who committed the hate crime of ... pinning a printout of George Floyd's toxicology report next to a picture of Floyd.

***

That poor dumb bastard.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 01:49 PM (bm04m)

109 ribbit

Posted by: Jim Croak at March 26, 2021 01:41 PM (+y8uL)

screech

Posted by: Jim Eagle at March 26, 2021 01:49 PM (v0R5T)

110 I'm fixin' to give somebody a damn tongue lashing. Hell yeah!

Posted by: Lindsey Grahamnesty at March 26, 2021 01:49 PM (sWM8x)

111 Tater is bald so he doesn't use any gel in his hair. If he did though, he would be known as Pomade Frittes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 01:49 PM (kTF2Z)

112 Any chance Tater will get into gay porn for his next career?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 26, 2021 01:45 PM (xTpJJ)

NOPE!

Not a chance.

Posted by: Gay Porn Actors Guild at March 26, 2021 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

113 Let's not let this thread devolve into penis talk!

Well, except for that dickhead Brian The Tots are Not Hot Stelter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 01:49 PM (LNVrA)

114 >>There is something about Tater. He looks pathetic. Flat-out pathetic and it's not just about his portliness.

His mouth/grin is horrid.
I am not kidding when I say that I cannot watch him speak; he is repulsive.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:49 PM (bDqIh)

115 I am now in South Carolina. Still wearing masks up in here what is up with that? Get with the Florida program people!

If it stops raining tomorrow I hope to make with the boomsticks

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2021 01:49 PM (w2z2p)

116 Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 01:48 PM (UW2ZS)

Irish democracy is best done wearing rubber gloves!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at March 26, 2021 01:50 PM (hOUT3)

117 Ellen is the new Rosie.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 26, 2021 01:50 PM (3TihK)

118 Duke University has launched an investigation into the person who committed the hate crime of ... pinning a printout of George Floyd's toxicology report next to a picture of Floyd.

Ok.

That shit's funny right there.

And I would love to see the trial of that being a hate crime. The person gets convicted of ANYTHING, we're a dead country.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

119 It's DC, where, judging by the dating profiles I've seen, they think that quotes from The Office and declaring your love of tacos counts as a personality.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 26, 2021 01:45 PM (jOcSX)

Ugh. If I were dating someone who quoted asinine television shows, that date would be dumped faster than Tater's morning breakfast of sausage, eggs and cheese.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 01:50 PM (2JVJo)

120 More people picked their noses at the same time in American than watched his show.

More people read the back of a shampoo bottle on in the shower than watched his show.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 01:51 PM (LNVrA)

121 Kind of gives you the John Wayne Gacy creepiness factor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 01:51 PM (7OrCI)

122 I am now in South Carolina. Still wearing masks up in here what is up with that? Get with the Florida program people!

**

Are you near a city? I don't think there's a state mandate there, so I'd be willing to bet most of the pro-virus people are Democrat voters or scared old people*

* Not scared enough to not go to the Walmart twice a week, though.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 01:51 PM (bm04m)

123 It's a year into the lockdowns and these dipshits can't afford a more professional setup for their home studios?

IKR

My wife and were talking about how lousy some of these back drops are that "news" people and politicians use. Poor lighting, bad angle, bare wall in the background or some bull shit book case with nothing but trash on it.

Fuck, QVC has better back drops.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 26, 2021 01:51 PM (3H9h1)

124 From that angle, you can see all of Tater's rolls -- gag!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:51 PM (bDqIh)

125 So I see Sundown gave Manchin's wife a cushie federal job. Corruption at it's best

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2021 01:51 PM (GPwVZ)

126 We all float down here.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 26, 2021 01:51 PM (yQpMk)

127 we need to stop calling them wine moms and rebrand them pork skin moms

Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (6iURM)

128 I am now in South Carolina. Still wearing masks up in here what is up with that? Get with the Florida program people!

If it stops raining tomorrow I hope to make with the boomsticks
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2021 01:49 PM (w2z2p)

I went to the State Tax Office today to renew some car tags. The sign on the door said "Please consider wearing a mask" instead of the usual "MASKS REQUIRED."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

129 His mouth/grin is horrid.
I am not kidding when I say that I cannot watch him speak; he is repulsive.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:49 PM (bDqIh)

He's a poor man's George Costanza. Without the humor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (LNVrA)

130 From that angle, you can see all of Tater's rolls -- gag!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:51 PM (bDqIh)
........

I especially like the one on the back of his neck.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

131 Fuckity, fuck.

I had this weekend's movie thread half written. My computer decides it needs to restart to update some software. It all comes back and the thread is absolutely no where to be found.

Fuck.

I have to start all over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

132 Diety is a mean tune.

Man, I miss those Ministry shows from 89-94.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (Uu/P5)

133 114 >>There is something about Tater. He looks pathetic. Flat-out pathetic and it's not just about his portliness.

He looks like sadness and failure somehow magically became a human being. And then went on an eating binge and went bald.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (xfb67)

134 >>> IKR

My wife and were talking about how lousy some of these back drops are that "news" people and politicians use. Poor lighting, bad angle, bare wall in the background or some bull shit book case with nothing but trash on it.

Fuck, QVC has better back drops.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 26, 2021 01:51 PM (3H9h1)

I bet they pay someone to set it up to make them look like one of the peasants.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (J8bDE)

135 report next to a picture of Floyd.

https://bit.ly/3d8G5uv
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 01:48 PM (UW2ZS)

In the time of deceit, telling the truth is something something.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (vS7Dx)

136 *golfclap*
The man was ON!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (iDvKn)

137 To be fair, with those thighs, if Tater started running or jogging, he would likely start a grease fire.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

138 Tater is frittering away what value he had for CNN!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:53 PM (bDqIh)

139 I am now in South Carolina. Still wearing masks up in here what is up with that? Get with the Florida program people!
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2021 01:49 PM (w2z2p)

Saw that last month when I was in Charleston. Lots of local mandates for face diapers, particularly in areas that have been invaded by norther locusts.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 26, 2021 01:53 PM (NYS7S)

140 I went to the State Tax Office today to renew some car tags. The sign on the door said "Please consider wearing a mask" instead of the usual "MASKS REQUIRED."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

***

A lot of our outside of Charlotte have completely given up because no one gives a shit anymore. You'll see "Please stand six feet apart signs" as a last gasp.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 01:53 PM (bm04m)

141 Kind of gives you the John Wayne Gacy creepiness factor.

Yep.

Not saying he has bodies buried in his crawlspace, just that if people are going missing in the neighborhood someone might want to take a look. You know, just to be sure.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 26, 2021 01:53 PM (SchxB)

142 Moar Oil Rig Guy, less pantsless Tater plz

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 26, 2021 01:53 PM (3V8QR)

143 If Tater stepped on a drilling, well the dangers are unlimited.

I said Unlinited. echo echo

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 01:54 PM (ruftb)

144 I have to start all over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)
---------

I have a lengthy treatise on the greatness that is Lone Wolf McQuade you could use.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 01:54 PM (kTF2Z)

145 There's no way Tater could pass the background check to become a Scout leader. If the Scouts still do background checks.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 26, 2021 01:54 PM (lgiXo)

146 Ugh. If I were dating someone who quoted asinine television shows, that date would be dumped faster than Tater's morning breakfast of sausage, eggs and cheese.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 01:50 PM (2JVJo)

D'oh!!!!

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2021 01:54 PM (vS7Dx)

147 Now Do Oprah
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:29 PM (Uu/P5)

Not even with your dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 01:54 PM (mzC78)

148 I have to start all over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

Don't know your system or what you're composing in, but if windows check your temps folder.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 26, 2021 01:54 PM (46GDR)

149 I have to start all over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

***

Write it in the comment section and then paste into Word?

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 01:54 PM (bm04m)

150 I went to the State Tax Office today to renew some car tags. The sign on the door said "Please consider wearing a mask" instead of the usual "MASKS REQUIRED."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Autozone did not say please.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2021 01:54 PM (w2z2p)

151 My wife and were talking about how lousy some of these back drops are that "news" people and politicians use. Poor lighting, bad angle, bare wall in the background or some bull shit book case with nothing but trash on it.

Fuck, QVC has better back drops.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 26, 2021 01:51 PM (3H9h1)

I think it's funny that any time someone posts something from Trevor Noah, it looks like he's homeless under a bridge somewhere and just came in off the streets to do a show.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

152 People are not interested in CNN as much because they don't have President Trump to bash all day long. They may mention him, but "Trump's responsible for every bad thing in the past four years, and Biden is responsible for nothing bad happening now" is just not selling.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 01:54 PM (VP4Cd)

153 144 I have to start all over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)
---------

I have a lengthy treatise on the greatness that is Lone Wolf McQuade you could use.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 01:54 PM (kTF2Z)

========

Change that to Lone Starr and we can talk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

154 I hope Tater never wears corduroy pants. The noise would be horrific.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 26, 2021 01:55 PM (lgiXo)

155 148 I have to start all over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

Don't know your system or what you're composing in, but if windows check your temps folder.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 26, 2021 01:54 PM (46GDR)

==========

I've scoured the temp folders, and it's just missing. Whatever. I can do this.

*cracks knuckles*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

156 The Daily Mail headlines trying to mislead on cause of death of course.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 01:55 PM (2DOZq)

157 >>Now Do Oprah
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:29 PM (Uu/P5)

>>Not even with your dick.

I was talking to Ace.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:55 PM (Uu/P5)

158 I have to start all over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

***

Write it in the comment section and then paste into Word?
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 01:54 PM (bm04m)

It's a TRAP!!!
- Admiral Ackbarrel

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 26, 2021 01:55 PM (NYS7S)

159 When Tater sits around the house watching his wife get serviced by a semi-pro basketball club, he really sits around the house watching his wife get serviced by a semi-pro basketball club!!!

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 01:55 PM (5+1A/)

160 154 I hope Tater never wears corduroy pants. The noise would be horrific.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 26, 2021 01:55 PM (lgiXo)

The friction would be a fire hazard.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2021 01:56 PM (xfb67)

161 I have to start all over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)
---------

I have a lengthy treatise on the greatness that is Lone Wolf McQuade you could use.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 01:54 PM (kTF2Z)

The Fountain: A two hour metaphor.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 01:56 PM (yQpMk)

162 Didn't trip.
But de passengers was freakin, man.
*Johnny sways head with sunglasses on*

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 01:56 PM (7OrCI)

163 I have a lengthy treatise on the greatness that is Lone Wolf McQuade you could use.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 01:54 PM (kTF2Z

Anything on the Last Starfighter or Innerspace?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 01:56 PM (LNVrA)

164 Tater is frittering away what value he had for CNN!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:53 PM (bDqIh)

He is gratin on my last nerve.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2021 01:56 PM (vS7Dx)

165 Tater's noggin seems a tad oversized.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 26, 2021 01:56 PM (lgiXo)

166 For Tater, "Husky" is just an eighth-grade dream now.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 01:56 PM (5+1A/)

167
Man, I miss those Ministry shows from 89-94.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (Uu/P5)

Didn't they come out with a pro pAntifa song not that long ago?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

168 Which reminds me of a movie topic: Movies that you watch and then can't decide if they were really good, or really bad.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 01:57 PM (yQpMk)

169 Tater's mama so fat, she almost as fat as Tater.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2021 01:57 PM (vS7Dx)

170 Good to see that these traitors just might not be valued members of the propaganda arm of the coming oligarchy after all. Good. Fuck them all. Let the disillusioned Scolds of Karens berate them in the bread lines for what they helped bring about.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 26, 2021 01:57 PM (rxR5g)

171 When even a historically bad day is nearly a million people watching, I can see why they don't feel like they are failing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

172 "eighth" is one of those words I have to slow down and think about to spell.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (5+1A/)

173 I had this weekend's movie thread half written. My computer decides it needs to restart to update some software. It all comes back and the thread is absolutely no where to be found.

Fuck.

I have to start all over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

1. I'm sorry!
2. What's the subject? (I want to know so I can participate or realize I'm out of my depth and go get hammered).

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (2JVJo)

174 159 When Tater sits around the house watching his wife get serviced by a semi-pro basketball club, he really sits around the house watching his wife get serviced by a semi-pro basketball club!!!
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 01:55 PM (5+1A/)

This is a fat joke right?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (Zm+LZ)

175 >>Which reminds me of a movie topic: Movies that you watch and then can't decide if they were really good, or really bad.

Heh.

Or ones that are way better than they should be (e.g. Eurotrip).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (bDqIh)

176 The Saturday Evening Movie Post
(Hosted by TheJamesMadison)

Movies Are Great!

Comments

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (kTF2Z)

177 He's just a spudboy looking for a real tomato.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (63Dwl)

178 >>Didn't they come out with a pro pAntifa song not that long ago?

Who cares, really?
I know some people think this is cause to cancel an artist/band.

I just use that idiocy as a reminder to steal their shit, or at the very least to buy it used so they don't get my dollars.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (Uu/P5)

179 OT A women studies professor at the University of Rhode Island wrote an op Ed criticizing the transgender belief that one can change their sex and the University is publicly chastising her for causing hurt and pain in the transgender community. Story at LI

Posted by: Jen the original at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (MPYg9)

180 Diety is a mean tune.

Man, I miss those Ministry shows from 89-94.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (Uu/P5)

***

I realized that I lost interest in a lot of the type of music I enjoyed once the artists could no longer sample movies and such. There were still some pretty good albums that suited my tastes here and there afterwards*, but they seemed to be a given anymore.

* Skinny Puppy's Process and Ohgr's Devil in My Details come to mind

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (bm04m)

181 173 1. I'm sorry!
2. What's the subject? (I want to know so I can participate or realize I'm out of my depth and go get hammered).
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (2JVJo)

==========

"What does 'a Scorsese movie' mean? Hint: It's not Goodfellas."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

182 Duke University has launched an investigation into the person who committed the hate crime of ... pinning a printout of George Floyd's toxicology report next to a picture of Floyd.

Thus ensuring that everyone at Duke who didn't know it before will now to find out the toxicology report of George Floyd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (VP4Cd)

183 it's pretty amazing to see the full court effort right now by "fact-checkers" to push Biden/schomer to end the filibuster.

These donks act like they have complete control of the country when they've got a braindead president and a few seat edge in congress.

I don't think the left really wants to force the courts to get a spine

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (SoQh3)

184 172 "eighth" is one of those words I have to slow down and think about to spell.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (5+1A/

Anesthesia always does me in.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (LNVrA)

185 Den of Thieves. Just because of some jazzy spartan man talk.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (ruftb)

186 "eighth" is one of those words I have to slow down and think about to spell.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (5+1A/)

***

It's got two f's at the end.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (bm04m)

187 >> For Tater, "Husky" is just an eighth-grade dream now.

Me-ow!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (bDqIh)

188 >>>174 159 When Tater sits around the house watching his wife get serviced by a semi-pro basketball club, he really sits around the house watching his wife get serviced by a semi-pro basketball club!!!

This is a fat joke right?

...

yes it's based on a fat joke I never, ever understood. "Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she really sits around the house." I guess it means she envelopes the house?

I dunno, that's the first time I even had a guess as to the meaning.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (5+1A/)

189 You really should keep your pants on when your head is a 25 lb bowling ball.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

190 WV, reddest state in the Union

has two pinko senators

Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (6iURM)

191 > I had this weekend's movie thread half written. My computer decides it needs to restart to update some software. It all comes back and the thread is absolutely no where to be found.

That's frustrating.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (UW2ZS)

192 >>* Skinny Puppy's Process and Ohgr's Devil in My Details come to mind

I saw them wth My Life with Thrill Kill Kult opening.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (Uu/P5)

193 The Fountain was one of those that I forced my wife to watch so she could tell me if it was really good or really bad.

She turned to me at the end and asked me if I had really made here watch a two hour metaphor on death.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (yQpMk)

194 179 OT A women studies professor at the University of Rhode Island wrote an op Ed criticizing the transgender belief that one can change their sex and the University is publicly chastising her for causing hurt and pain in the transgender community. Story at LI

--

now lets talk about the hurt and pain these commie fags are causing the Christian community and the "Remembers America Before Her Fall" community.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (SoQh3)

195 I don't have big problem with Stetler and French and Kendi and Fredo. Snake oil salesmen are a problem old as time. Come to town; fleece a few rubes; get out quick before the rubes wise up or the city fathers take note and run them out first.
My problem is the new "city fathers" that embrace the snake oil salesmen and put them on payroll.

Posted by: Downcast at March 26, 2021 02:00 PM (hfe4i)

196 >>>It's got two f's at the end.

oh yeah... helpful tip.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 02:00 PM (5+1A/)

197 Man, I miss those Ministry shows from 89-94.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (Uu/P5)

Didn't they come out with a pro pAntifa song not that long ago?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe just trying to stay relevant. Ministry was never the same after the heroin took over.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 26, 2021 02:00 PM (uhPTO)

198 ***

It's got two f's at the end.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (bm04m)

She came in ayff.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

199 171 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

1 out of every 300 people allegedly watch.

How ill informed is the average American?

I'd wager the watchers are dumber than the multi-source gleaners.

Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 02:00 PM (Lzpvj)

200 Does your spellcheck routinely look at you and say 'fuck if I know, man!'??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 02:00 PM (LNVrA)

201
Gobbled up so many treats / Ate 'em all, took my chances / Went the distance, now I can't see my feet / Half a man with the hunger of five

So many times, it happens too fast / You crack a toilet for glory / Don't lose your grip on the meals gone past / You must fight just to keep them inside

It's the Eye of the Tater, it's the millionth bite / Bulkin' up to the weight of a freighter / And the fat, sweaty beta snacks again in the night / And he's watchin' us all... with the Eye of the Tater

Posted by: Brian Stelter's Workout Mixtape at March 26, 2021 02:00 PM (Uh2oA)

202 yes it's based on a fat joke I never, ever understood. "Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she really sits around the house." I guess it means she envelopes the house?

-

you know, for someone who is funny...you don't seem to get funny.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:00 PM (SoQh3)

203 Thus ensuring that everyone at Duke who didn't know it before will now to find out the toxicology report of George Floyd.
The Streisand Effect, FTW!

Posted by: pep at March 26, 2021 02:00 PM (v16oJ)

204 Don't you hate when a simple word looks wrong? Like 'these'.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 02:01 PM (yQpMk)

205 movies are actually pretty stupid

the lamest of the arts

Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 02:01 PM (6iURM)

206 193 The Fountain was one of those that I forced my wife to watch so she could tell me if it was really good or really bad.

She turned to me at the end and asked me if I had really made here watch a two hour metaphor on death.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (yQpMk)

==========

It's three movies in one, and all three tell the exact same story.

I thought it was deep when I was 20. I feel much less so now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

207 > yes it's based on a fat joke I never, ever understood. "Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she really sits around the house." I guess it means she envelopes the house?

That's the meaning I always attributed to that joke.

It makes more sense than, "You're momma's so fat, she jumped and got stuck." Stuck? Like, in the sky?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 02:01 PM (UW2ZS)

208 He looks like sadness and failure somehow magically became a human being. And then went on an eating binge and went bald.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (xfb67)

**sigh**

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 02:01 PM (2JVJo)

209 I wonder how many people in America actually even know who Brian Stelter is. I bet even a number of people who watch CNN wouldn't be able to name him. He's just another pasty-faced bald guy trying, unsuccessfully, to hide his pregnancy.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 26, 2021 02:01 PM (vkS2Z)

210 I hate that spellcheck taught me to spell words I am afraid of getting wrong, obviously wrong in order to get them replaced.

Now I can't work without it.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:02 PM (Uu/P5)

211 OT A women studies professor at the University of Rhode Island wrote an op Ed criticizing the transgender belief that one can change their sex and the University is publicly chastising her for causing hurt and pain in the transgender community. Story at LI
Posted by: Jen the original at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (MPYg9)

If "rooting for casualties, all around" is wrong...

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 26, 2021 02:02 PM (NYS7S)

212 I remember in 7th grade honestly getting mentally locked-up momentarily because I wasn't sure which direction the open side of the written number 3 was supposed to face.

I remember that feeling to this day even just talking about it.

It's what Joe Biden must feel like almost all the time.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 02:02 PM (bm04m)

213 193 The Fountain was one of those that I forced my wife to watch so she could tell me if it was really good or really bad.

She turned to me at the end and asked me if I had really made here watch a two hour metaphor on death.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (yQpMk)

That sounds like one of those trick questions womenfolk like to use.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 26, 2021 02:02 PM (Zm+LZ)

214 Brace for the incoming Yo Mamma jokes!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 02:02 PM (LNVrA)

215 182 Exactly.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 26, 2021 02:02 PM (MPYg9)

216 tater and company may think they helped biden get elected and they have power but they really only helped stoke America's ruling class's collective mental illness.

at the end of the day, it was a few million loose ballots and voter clerks who made biden president (and the gop cuck simps who fucking rushed to certify the election)

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:02 PM (SoQh3)

217 biden made Repo Man popular again.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 02:02 PM (ruftb)

218 Mine did for Tiananmen in the last thread.

Of course, that could be for 'different' reasons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 02:02 PM (7OrCI)

219 I thought Rosie O'Donnell was the "queen of nice"? That is before it came out that she too was biotch. Go Figure?

Posted by: Paladin at March 26, 2021 02:02 PM (+Ivv+)

220 I'd wager the watchers are dumber than the multi-source gleaners.
I'd wager the watchers are dumber than the participants in the Kennel Club shows. No, not the ones wearing pants and skirts.

Posted by: pep at March 26, 2021 02:02 PM (v16oJ)

221 You just know by looking at him that Tater has sweaty pommes. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 02:02 PM (bDqIh)

222 The Jew-Jew platter I made for lunch got seriously out of control. Initially, I was going to scramble some eggs and throw on some lox, but I was too tired to cook so I got a plate and tossed on some butter lettuce, cottage cheese, lox, gefilte fish, corn, hummus, sauerkraut, and poured some olive oil on it. Mmmmm. Jew-Jew platters, FTW.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 26, 2021 02:02 PM (KAi1n)

223 207 > yes it's based on a fat joke I never, ever understood. "Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she really sits around the house." I guess it means she envelopes the house?

That's the meaning I always attributed to that joke.

It makes more sense than, "You're momma's so fat, she jumped and got stuck." Stuck? Like, in the sky?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 02:01 PM (UW2ZS)

Makes more sense in NYC probably.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 26, 2021 02:03 PM (Zm+LZ)

224 Ace, I don't know if you ever watched Reno911!, but the At Home With Sly Stallone guy played Craig, Officer Trudys' serial killer boyfriend.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 26, 2021 02:03 PM (AD3JT)

225 uh....right in my mind tip...uh...

Posted by: Chy-na Joe has "people" at March 26, 2021 02:03 PM (WcJwr)

226 It's three movies in one, and all three tell the exact same story.

Two of them featured Rachel Weisz, so it had that going for it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

227 I always have to think about whether to write principle or principal.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 26, 2021 02:03 PM (lgiXo)

228 >> movies are actually pretty stupid

Movies are for retards like me and Maybeline -

The Replacements: 'I'll Buy'

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:03 PM (Uu/P5)

229 "What does 'a Scorsese movie' mean? Hint: It's not Goodfellas."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

I'll be drinking, then.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 02:03 PM (2JVJo)

230 226 It's three movies in one, and all three tell the exact same story.

Two of them featured Rachel Weisz, so it had that going for it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

=========

She played that tree really well, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

231 I saw them wth My Life with Thrill Kill Kult opening.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (Uu/P5)

***

Dang. That really does seem like it would be a coin-toss to determine who was the headline act.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 02:04 PM (bm04m)

232 >>>224 Ace, I don't know if you ever watched Reno911!, but the At Home With Sly Stallone guy played Craig, Officer Trudys' serial killer boyfriend.

yes, I used to watch it all the time. I think I maybe remember that storyline -- was that from the last season? The one before the first cancellation. (It's been revived.)

I didn't see much of the last season. A couple of my favorite deputies left.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 02:04 PM (5+1A/)

233 My wife and were talking about how lousy some of these back drops are that "news" people and politicians use. Poor lighting, bad angle, bare wall in the background or some bull shit book case with nothing but trash on it.

Fuck, QVC has better back drops.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 26, 2021 01:51 PM (3H9h1)

I'd do all mine from a high backed chair next to a roaring fire, while wearing a smoking jacket and holding a glass of brandy.

Or I'd throw up a green screen and put crazy shit behind me. Godzilla, the Normandy Invasion, an alien planet...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 26, 2021 02:04 PM (jOcSX)

234 229 I'll be drinking, then.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 02:03 PM (2JVJo)

=========

Yeah, it's usually based around what I'm watching, and I just finished that run. It's on the brain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

235 I have to start all over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM

* watches the boulder roll down to bottom of hill *

I understand.

Posted by: Prometheus at March 26, 2021 02:04 PM (DMUuz)

236 I wonder how many people in America actually even know who Brian Stelter is.
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 26, 2021 02:01 PM (vkS2Z)

Or Max Boot, Don LeMon, etc.

It's an excellent point. There are definitely downsides to being aware of the bullshit.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 26, 2021 02:04 PM (NYS7S)

237 Fake news on Don Le Mon. He does the servicing. He doesn't receive it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 26, 2021 02:05 PM (enXj9)

238 You just know by looking at him that Tater has sweaty pommes. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 02:02 PM (bDqIh)

I have that issue and I look NOTHING like Tater.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

239 235 I have to start all over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM

* watches the boulder roll down to bottom of hill *

I understand.
Posted by: Prometheus at March 26, 2021 02:04 PM (DMUuz)

Sisyphus.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 26, 2021 02:05 PM (Zm+LZ)

240 235 I have to start all over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM

* watches the boulder roll down to bottom of hill *

I understand.
Posted by: Prometheus at March 26, 2021 02:04 PM (DMUuz)

==========

You watching Sisyphus?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

241 * watches the boulder roll down to bottom of hill *

**

Ah yes, the myth of Tittypuss.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 02:05 PM (bm04m)

242 220 Posted by: pep at March 26, 2021 02:02 PM (v16oJ)

It would be interesting to do a hard analysis of how much Hollywood Accounting goes into the media.

There is baseline no bs carrying cost for the capacity to get product and cultivate contacts to pump for data.

I'd wager they are all loss leaders for their corporate overlords.

Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 02:05 PM (Lzpvj)

243 >>Dang. That really does seem like it would be a coin-toss to determine who was the headline act.

Rock and Roll Church / Limelight Show.

It was insane. Drugs and Sex and Rock and Roll.

Place was like a whole nother world for 4 hours or so.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:05 PM (Uu/P5)

244 https://bit.ly/3d8G5uv
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 01:48 PM (UW2ZS)

In the time of deceit, telling the truth is something something.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2021 01:52 PM (vS7Dx)

Scrolling down, and reading the "I can't even!" bleats of the snowflake students, is a real hoot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 02:05 PM (mzC78)

245 Do you think Eyes Wide Open Shut is about Epst.....uggg jelp

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 02:05 PM (ruftb)

246 I saw them wth My Life with Thrill Kill Kult opening.

I really liked their song that was used in The Crow

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

247 movies are actually pretty stupid

the lamest of the arts
I've gotten to the point where I almost never watch actual movies anymore. They're obsolete, being too long to throw away a bit of time on, and too short for a plot and full character development. The short series on Netflix, etc. are about all I watch now, and many of them are foreign-made, especially Korean.

Posted by: pep at March 26, 2021 02:05 PM (v16oJ)

248 When I get my sloppy seconds after my wife's bull is finished, I call it "making mashed potatoes and gravy".

Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 26, 2021 02:06 PM (Geoni)

249 Stelter's so fat that when he put on his high heels to visit Zucker's office, he came out in flats.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2021 02:06 PM (Uh2oA)

250 WV, reddest state in the Union

has two pinko senators
Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (6iURM)

It's red culturally, but still very old-school dem economically. Plus, the cultural inertia of voting for a Dem can be difficult to overcome.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 26, 2021 02:06 PM (jOcSX)

251 I am growing really fond of the word "Presstitutes."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 26, 2021 02:06 PM (2BZBZ)

252 I think we lie to ourselves either to make ourselves feel cultured or to get laid.

A movie that is bad that we like, we really think is good, but we cannot decide what the artistic merit of it is. Well, I'll tell you: I like staring an Megan Foxs ass and I have childlike wonder on hearing Optimus Primes voice.

On the other hand, a movie we hate that we think everyone else thinks is good: do I need to explain how this ties in to getting laid. 20 years late: I fucking hate Being John Malkovich.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 02:06 PM (7OrCI)

253 >>I have that issue and I look NOTHING like Tater.

Sponge. . . sweat?

(sorry, I was just trying to make a 'pommes' pun work)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 02:06 PM (bDqIh)

254 > She turned to me at the end and asked me if I had really made here watch a two hour metaphor on death.

I started dating a woman just after the first Lord of the Rings movie came out. She went and saw it with someone without knowing what it was about. She came out of the movie PISSED that it was three and a half hours of them walking around with no resolution.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 02:07 PM (UW2ZS)

255 I watched Ep10 of Season 3 of American Gods last night. I think it's the season finale.

I'm not sure I care if they make a season 4.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 02:07 PM (yQpMk)

256 >>I really liked their song that was used in The Crow

They were a crazy band.

Saw them Headline with The Machines of Loving Grace in Tucson. Hard to tell the difference between that show and an actual Orgy.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:07 PM (Uu/P5)

257 224 Ace, I don't know if you ever watched Reno911!, but the At Home With Sly Stallone guy played Craig, Officer Trudys' serial killer boyfriend.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 26, 2021 02:03 PM (AD3JT)

I heard somewhere that they got back together and did another season on some streaming service. That show was pretty funny. Strange, but funny.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2021 02:07 PM (xfb67)

258 I only have eyes for you.

Posted by: Mrs. Tater at March 26, 2021 02:07 PM (DMUuz)

259 Yo mama so fat her blood type is gravy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 02:07 PM (kTF2Z)

260 Elocution, not electrocution!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 02:07 PM (LNVrA)

261 246 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

"After the flesh" was a rework of the song "Nervous Xians."

https://youtu.be/wSNr2r5qrB4

You're welcome.

Sven-who once saw Ministry, TKK, and XTC all at one show.

Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 02:07 PM (Lzpvj)

262 W by god Virginia is an unusual state in every way. I think Churchill said its a mystery about an enigma and a riddle too.

My favorite WV joke,,....... What are the first words a WV girl says after she loses her virginity?
Get off me Pop, ur crushin my smokes.

Posted by: America at March 26, 2021 02:08 PM (FISVQ)

263
I really liked their song that was used in The Crow
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah. It was killer.

Posted by: Brandon Lee at March 26, 2021 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

264 I also hate fucking American Beauty. A fucking pedophile and a straw man of a gun loving, Nazi, gay hater. Everyone in the film is a miserable, worthless waste of skin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 02:08 PM (7OrCI)

265 256 Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:07 PM (Uu/P5)

Yup....

I had pretty wild hair back then

Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 02:08 PM (Lzpvj)

266 Yo mama' teef so yellow, when she smile it look like she eatin' creamed corn.
/the dishin' dozens

Posted by: andycanuck at March 26, 2021 02:08 PM (iDvKn)

267 > WV, reddest state in the Union
has two pinko senators

Having lived there in the past, I can say this; the ghost of Robert Byrd still lives in WV political circles. The local and state governments are every bit corrupt as DC. They're just not very sophisticated about it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 26, 2021 02:08 PM (3H9h1)

268 your mom is so fat she just got an honorary doctorate from Bard

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:08 PM (SoQh3)

269 I'd do all mine from a high backed chair next to a roaring fire, while wearing a smoking jacket and holding a glass of brandy.

Do you have a fuzzy sweater and a stuffed dog next to you that you "give treats" to?

https://youtu.be/xHWL27LXMjM

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 02:08 PM (KZzsI)

270 I liked the pommes pun.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2021 02:09 PM (vS7Dx)

271 264 I also hate fucking American Beauty. A fucking pedophile and a straw man of a gun loving, Nazi, gay hater. Everyone in the film is a miserable, worthless waste of skin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 02:08 PM (7OrCI

Who is secretly gay, as is the din from the left, you homophobes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 02:09 PM (LNVrA)

272 Sponge. . . sweat?

(sorry, I was just trying to make a 'pommes' pun work)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 02:06 PM (bDqIh)

Yeah. Hands sweat more than they should, unfortunately.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

273 You watching Sisyphus?
I am. The heroine is fairly hawt, but not so much so as to seem improbable. Plus, she's a good actress, which is always a plus.

Posted by: pep at March 26, 2021 02:09 PM (v16oJ)

274 264 I also hate fucking American Beauty. A fucking pedophile and a straw man of a gun loving, Nazi, gay hater. Everyone in the film is a miserable, worthless waste of skin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

-

and to think that was 1999. they hated us that much back then too.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:09 PM (SoQh3)

275 WV, reddest state in the Union

has two pinko senators
Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 01:59 PM (6iURM)

2020 POTUS Election
WV: Trump +38.9%
WY: Trump +43.3%

WV is pretty red but Wyoming's got it beat by a bit.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 26, 2021 02:09 PM (NYS7S)

276 On the other hand, mothereffin covid is still keeping See season 2 from being filmed. I thought season 1 was fantastic.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 02:09 PM (yQpMk)

277
It's got two f's at the end.

That's just silly.

Posted by: ffolkes at March 26, 2021 02:09 PM (63Dwl)

278 > I also hate fucking American Beauty. A fucking pedophile and a straw man of a gun loving, Nazi, gay hater. Everyone in the film is a miserable, worthless waste of skin.

YES!

I hate that movie with a burning passion.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 02:10 PM (UW2ZS)

279 222 The Jew-Jew platter I made for lunch got seriously out of control. Initially, I was going to scramble some eggs and throw on some lox, but I was too tired to cook so I got a plate and tossed on some butter lettuce, cottage cheese, lox, gefilte fish, corn, hummus, sauerkraut, and poured some olive oil on it. Mmmmm. Jew-Jew platters, FTW.
----------------
This sounds hideous.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 26, 2021 02:10 PM (xTpJJ)

280 207 > yes it's based on a fat joke I never, ever understood. "Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she really sits around the house." I guess it means she envelopes the house?
That's the meaning I always attributed to that joke.
It makes more sense than, "You're momma's so fat, she jumped and got stuck." Stuck? Like, in the sky?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 02:01 PM (UW2ZS)

On In Living Color the Your momma jokes were a game show. The ultimate champion was Ed O'Neil.

The two jokes I remember him using was "your momma's so fat when I have sex with her I just slap her thigh and ride the wave in" complete with him doing an ocean wave hand motion.

And the one he won it with. "Your momma is so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob because he said it would help his unemployment." They bleeped "job".

Posted by: Buzzion at March 26, 2021 02:10 PM (zd+V8)

281 Spud turns into dud.

We're going to run out of synonyms for potato before insults.

Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2021 02:10 PM (FhXTo)

282 Sisyphus 3: Babes in Toyland was the best of the franchise.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 02:11 PM (yQpMk)

283 Yo mama's so fat, she can't go anywhere near a ranch or they'll brand her.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

284 254 > She turned to me at the end and asked me if I had really made here watch a two hour metaphor on death.

I started dating a woman just after the first Lord of the Rings movie came out. She went and saw it with someone without knowing what it was about. She came out of the movie PISSED that it was three and a half hours of them walking around with no resolution.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 02:07 PM (UW2ZS)

Ah yes, a metaphor for Christianity. *nods sagely*

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 26, 2021 02:11 PM (Zm+LZ)

285 One word I always spell wrong is "teefs."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 26, 2021 02:11 PM (sWM8x)

286 And I'll bet the look on Chris Cooper's face when he found out Kevin Spacey was actually gay must have been priceless.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 02:11 PM (LNVrA)

287 I also hate fucking American Beauty. A fucking pedophile and a straw man of a gun loving, Nazi, gay hater. Everyone in the film is a miserable, worthless waste of skin.

Absolutely agree. Oh, let's not forget the kids are going to run away to deal drugs and that's supposed to be just fine.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 26, 2021 02:11 PM (NYS7S)

288 Your mama's so fat, when she went sunbathing at the beach a sheriff's deputy tried to shove a stick of dynamite up her ass.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 26, 2021 02:12 PM (jOcSX)

289 >>I also hate fucking American Beauty.

Gah, did I hate that movie, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 02:12 PM (bDqIh)

290 I didn't do Mama So Fat jokes when I was young. They were too "ethnic."

I did Your Mother's Such a Whore jokes. Classier.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 02:12 PM (5+1A/)

291 I really liked their song that was used in The Crow

***

They had a lot of songs that would sneak up on you and end up being really musically catchy. Some really great bass lines, too.

And you know what? They're one of those sample-heavy bands I was talking about. Man that was a great era for certain kinds of music.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 02:12 PM (bm04m)

292 Are hairy palms attractive? Are we having foxhole conversations that are more intimate than Okra?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 02:12 PM (ruftb)

293
"It's the most beautiful thing I've ever filmed..."

That movie was even more of a crock than that dumb bag floating around. Seriously, what a piece of shit it was. Dumb, dumb, dumb, from the first frame to the last.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2021 02:12 PM (Uh2oA)

294 Advantage Arms Gen 3 GLOCK 17 22 Conversion KIT + Range BAG 4.49" Barrel; $233.24; https://bit.ly/3fibWeP

This kit converts a Glock 22 or Glock 17 to a .22 caliber handgun.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 02:13 PM (UW2ZS)

295 the first Lord of the Rings movie came out. She went and saw it with someone without knowing what it was about. She came out of the movie PISSED that it was three and a half hours of them walking around with no resolution.
Posted by: bonhomme

-

seeing this a second time...the FIRST LotR movie? That had a conclusion, more so than the second one. See, movies and movie watching are some of the things that men do better than women.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:13 PM (SoQh3)

296 >>>286 And I'll bet the look on Chris Cooper's face when he found out Kevin Spacey was actually gay must have been priceless.

everybody knew. He was molesting dudes left and right.

Just another sex offender Hollywood kept silent about.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 02:13 PM (5+1A/)

297 289 >>I also hate fucking American Beauty.

so, fuck ugly chicks

they do exist ya know

Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 02:13 PM (6iURM)

298 That'a Taters?? Ack!!

Posted by: Gollum at March 26, 2021 02:13 PM (DFhj3)

299 Tater's so fat his shadow has bad knees.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Clog Dancing on My Roof at March 26, 2021 02:13 PM (4l77G)

300 [iI did Your Mother's Such a Whore jokes. Classier.
Your momma's such a whore Kamala Harris snubs her at cocktail parties.

Did I do that right?

Posted by: pep at March 26, 2021 02:13 PM (v16oJ)

301 232 - I think Craig came on around the second season and then was eventually executed in the third season or so.
I didn't recognize him. I just looked up the actor doing the Stallone impression. He distorted his face so much as Craig, plus the "serial killer glasses". I didn't know it was him.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 26, 2021 02:13 PM (AD3JT)

302 >>>299 Tater's so fat his shadow has bad knees.

lol

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 02:13 PM (5+1A/)

303 Ever notice that everyone was bullied when they were a kid, but no one was the bully?

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2021 02:14 PM (vS7Dx)

304 ace, since you learned of fasting and keto... have you found yourself getting fat just so you can go through the awesome process of getting fit again?
I do this around Thanksgiving through New Years then back to GAINZZZ. I am addicted to losing fat along with the discipline it takes to it.

Posted by: Based Billy Ocean at March 26, 2021 02:14 PM (xpJpI)

305 >>>301 232 - I think Craig came on around the second season and then was eventually executed in the third season or so.

oh right, it's kinda coming back to me

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 02:14 PM (5+1A/)

306 @Breaking911

JUST IN: Pres. Biden called the president of Afghanistan by the wrong name today during his news briefing

The White House fixed Biden's mistake on the official transcript of the briefing

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2021 02:14 PM (cF8AT)

307 > I did Your Mother's Such a Whore jokes. Classier.

*tips monocle*

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 02:14 PM (UW2ZS)

308 ater's so fat his shadow has bad knees.

His shadow sweats.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 02:14 PM (ruftb)

309 I also hate fucking American Beauty. A fucking pedophile and a straw man of a gun loving, Nazi, gay hater. Everyone in the film is a miserable, worthless waste of skin.

I too despise this film, and am confused by its acclaim. Both it and Requiem for a Dream are horrendous, evil films.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 02:15 PM (KZzsI)

310
Gummo is maybe the movie I hate more than any other.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2021 02:15 PM (Uh2oA)

311 JUST IN: Pres. Biden called the president of Afghanistan by the wrong name today during his news briefing
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2021 02:14 PM (cF8AT)

Crisp.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 26, 2021 02:15 PM (NYS7S)

312 I bullied the fuck out of people. Shit - I still do on occasion.

Got bullied myself as well.

That's living.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:15 PM (Uu/P5)

313 ater's so fat his shadow has bad knees.

His shadow sweats.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 02:14 PM (ruftb)

His shadow bleeds cream gravy.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

314 Tater just needs to do his show top less. At least give the viewers something to look at.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 26, 2021 02:16 PM (cqAUI)

315 I thought Stone Temple Pilots was the music used in all the trailers for the Crow?

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 02:16 PM (7OrCI)

316 Crisp.

in command of the facts.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 02:16 PM (yQpMk)

317 306 @Breaking911

JUST IN: Pres. Biden called the president of Afghanistan by the wrong name today during his news briefing

The White House fixed Biden's mistake on the official transcript of the briefing
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2021 02:14 PM (cF8AT)

==========

Man, that guy stutters a lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

318 >>>*tips monocle*

haha

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 02:16 PM (5+1A/)

319 I think we lie to ourselves either to make ourselves feel cultured or to get laid.

A movie that is bad that we like, we really think is good, but we cannot decide what the artistic merit of it is. Well, I'll tell you: I like staring an Megan Foxs ass and I have childlike wonder on hearing Optimus Primes voice.

On the other hand, a movie we hate that we think everyone else thinks is good: do I need to explain how this ties in to getting laid. 20 years late: I fucking hate Being John Malkovich.
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 02:06 PM (7OrCI)

I happen to genuinely like Manos: The Hands of Fate. It's badly made and shot, but there is the decent germ of a movie buried in there.

I do not like The Godfather. I can't make it past the weeding reception scene. It does not hold me in the least.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 02:16 PM (2JVJo)

320 I too despise this film, and am confused by its acclaim. Both it and Requiem for a Dream are horrendous, evil films.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 02:15 PM (KZzsI)

It's overacted pedo spank bait that craps all over American culture. What's not to acclaim?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 26, 2021 02:16 PM (NYS7S)

321 I bullied the fuck out of people. Shit - I still do on occasion.

Got bullied myself as well.

That's living.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:15 PM (Uu/P5)

I think I am safe in saying that I've never bullied anyone, nor been in the position to actually bully anyone.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

322 Tater's wife always intends to call him "darling" but often slips up and calls him "dumpling."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 02:16 PM (bDqIh)

323 I'm watching the Frasier Xmas episode where it's Christmas Eve and Frasier has to pretend to be Jewish to placate his date's mom. The entre'acte card right now is "OY TO THE WORLD"!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 26, 2021 02:17 PM (iDvKn)

324 Your momma so stupid she go to the bus depot to go somewhere and then Home Depot to get home.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2021 02:17 PM (vS7Dx)

325

Dr. Anthony Fauci says scientists are trying to answer the two most pressing questions for millions of Americans already fully vaccinated against COVID-19: Can they become infected without showing any symptoms, and if so, can they transmit the coronavirus to someone else?

Fauci said at the White House coronavirus briefing Friday that a large trial is under way involving 12,000 college students at more than 20 universities.

"This is a question of extreme importance," he said. "This will help inform science-based decisions about mask use and about social distancing post-vaccination."

Half the students will get the two-dose Moderna shot and the other half will initially serve as a control group, while getting the same vaccine four months later.

All the students will keep an electronic diary, swab their noses daily and provide occasional blood samples. They'll also provide the names of close contacts. Fauci says it may take about five months to get some answers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2021 02:17 PM (63Dwl)

326 306 @Breaking911

--

things the libs and their fact checkers are lying about continues:

1 filibuster
2 china deals
3 biden was like fdr, yo
4 insurrection
5. voting

soros is getting his money worth

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:17 PM (SoQh3)

327 JUST IN: Pres. Biden called the president of Afghanistan by the wrong name today during his news briefing
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2021 02:14 PM (cF8AT)

Top. Man.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

328 American Beauty had nice titties, like Tater.

Posted by: Zombie Ebert at March 26, 2021 02:17 PM (DFhj3)

329 It's the Eye of the Tater, it's the millionth bite / Bulkin' up to the weight of a freighter / And the fat, sweaty beta snacks again in the night / And he's watchin' us all... with the Eye of the Tater
Posted by: Brian Stelter's Workout Mixtape at March 26, 2021 02:00 PM (Uh2oA)

I give it a 9.9
I think it would be a 10.0 with this change:
It's the Eye of the Tater, it's the one millionth bite /

Posted by: Chuck C at March 26, 2021 02:17 PM (awtm/)

330 Lizzie Warren and Amazon are battling it out on twitter...

@SenWarren

I didn't write the loopholes you exploit, @amazon -- your armies of lawyers and lobbyists did. But you bet I'll fight to make you pay your fair share. And fight your union-busting. And fight to break up Big Tech so you're not powerful enough to heckle senators with snotty tweets.

https://tinyurl.com/ygkwvf2x

If you go to the link you can click on Amazon's tweets...

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2021 02:17 PM (cF8AT)

331 >>I do not like The Godfather.

Well. It sucks.

Seriously. Golf is harder to fall asleep to than that pos.

The Three Amigos :

The only Movie you need.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:17 PM (Uu/P5)

332 I saw a 1939 movie today while I was coughing up a lung. It was called Gorilla, and starred The Ritz Brothers, of whom I'd never heard before. It was painfully bad slapstick and mugging, but astonishingly, had Bela Lugosi in a supporting role.

I've forgotten the Woody Allen movie where it occurred, but there's a scene when he's auditioning to write jokes for a lousy comedian, and sits there wondering how long he can keep a smile on his face as the guy runs through his "routine". That's what I experienced here.

Posted by: pep at March 26, 2021 02:17 PM (v16oJ)

333 I have never understood the half a suit thing TV people seem to love. it must be about beating off.

Posted by: x4 at March 26, 2021 02:17 PM (oA+QO)

334 1 filibuster
2 china deals
3 biden was like fdr, yo
4 insurrection
5. voting

Ahem

Posted by: Border Crisis at March 26, 2021 02:18 PM (yQpMk)

335 I do not like The Godfather. I can't make it past the weeding reception scene. It does not hold me in the least.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 02:16 PM (2JVJo)

It insists upon itself.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 26, 2021 02:18 PM (jOcSX)

336 I never bullied anyone, they were just little sissy-boy pansies that took offence at everything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2021 02:18 PM (xfb67)

337 >>>I've forgotten the Woody Allen movie where it occurred, but there's a scene when he's auditioning to write jokes for a lousy comedian, and sits there wondering how long he can keep a smile on his face as the guy runs through his "routine". That's what I experienced here.

I think it might be Annie Hall.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 02:18 PM (5+1A/)

338 I've announced air strikes on Israel today...

Not Israel? Oh, sorry, Iran!

Shit, Iraq. One of those damn I countries.

Oopsies!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 02:18 PM (LNVrA)

339 Ever notice that everyone was bullied when they were a kid, but no one was the bully?

That was the best part about when She Guevarra, that head shaved freak that went to school with ol' Triangle head Hogg. She basicallyadmitted that they all picked on the crazy shooter kid and called him a loser.

Suddenly the news stopped pointed cameras at her

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

340 The Afghan president isn't named Harris??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 26, 2021 02:19 PM (iDvKn)

341 >>I think I am safe in saying that I've never bullied anyone, nor been in the position to actually bully anyone.

I have boarded other guide boats and dunked their guide in the fucking river...

they stepped on my toes and ignored the first warning.

Sometimes you gotta assert yourself a bit.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:19 PM (Uu/P5)

342 I have never understood the half a suit thing TV people seem to love. it must be about beating off.
Posted by: x4 at March 26, 2021 02:17 PM (oA+QO)

It's because they're all fat asses shoved into cheap suits that aren't tailored properly.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 26, 2021 02:19 PM (jOcSX)

343 330 Lizzie Warren and Amazon are battling it out on twitter...

@SenWarren

I didn't write the loopholes you exploit, @amazon -- your armies of lawyers and lobbyists did. But you bet I'll fight to make you pay your fair share. And fight your union-busting. And fight to break up Big Tech so you're not powerful enough to heckle senators with snotty tweets.

https://tinyurl.com/ygkwvf2x

If you go to the link you can click on Amazon's tweets...
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2021 02:17 PM (cF8AT)

They should *both* lose.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 26, 2021 02:19 PM (a+Mub)

344 so you're not powerful enough to heckle senators with snotty tweets.
---------

The real crime against humanity.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2021 02:19 PM (vS7Dx)

345 >>>342 I have never understood the half a suit thing TV people seem to love. it must be about beating off.

what are you talking about? What's half a suit?

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 02:19 PM (5+1A/)

346 CRT, I actually stood firm against the Feminine whiles on that one. She kept trying to entice me with stories about Jennifer Connelys boobs and a double headed dildo. I kept firm that I had no desire to see a movie about miserable people, descending into a nihilist drug hell.

It descended into an argument. A real, storming out one. Still have not watched that movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 02:19 PM (7OrCI)

347 > seeing this a second time...the FIRST LotR movie? That had a conclusion, more so than the second one. See, movies and movie watching are some of the things that men do better than women.

Eh, at the end of Fellowship of the Ring Sam and Frodo separate from their travelling group and head off to Mordor. Not really a conclusion, I'd say.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 02:19 PM (UW2ZS)

348 The Daily Mail headlines trying to mislead on cause of death of course.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 01:55 PM (2DOZq)

---

Yeah, the Daily mail article says that the official autopsy lists cause of death as heart failure and neck compression and so the family got another autopsy done that showed asphyxia from neck compression.

My question is this: if the official results had neck compression listed ad a cause of death already, why get another autopsy?

Plus, the toxicology results showed a lethal dose of fentanyl.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 26, 2021 02:20 PM (3TihK)

349 oh right...lizzie pr0n is another big lie going around right now as they try to rehabilitate her. 2024 or 25th amendment?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:20 PM (SoQh3)

350 339 That was the best part about when She Guevarra, that head shaved freak that went to school with ol' Triangle head Hogg. She basicallyadmitted that they all picked on the crazy shooter kid and called him a loser.

Suddenly the news stopped pointed cameras at her
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

==========

But she was Joan of Arc!

(it still rubs me raw that they put her up with Falconetti side by side in comparison in the newspapers)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

351
Fauci said at the White House coronavirus briefing Friday that a large trial is under way involving 12,000 college students at more than 20 universities.

"This is a question of extreme importance," he said. "This will help inform science-based decisions about mask use and about social distancing post-vaccination."

Oh, go horsefuck, you asshole. There's NOTHING science-based about anything you do.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

352 I have never understood the half a suit thing TV people seem to love. it must be about beating off.

I guess, it seems the nadir of sloth to not just put on the pants.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

353 Fauci says it may take about five months to get some answers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2021 02:17 PM (63Dwl)

---------

Five months from now. Results inconclusive, more study needed. Wear a mask and stay safe!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 02:20 PM (kTF2Z)

354 Dr. Anthony Fauci says scientists are trying to answer the two most pressing questions for millions of Americans already fully vaccinated against COVID-19: Can they become infected without showing any symptoms, and if so, can they transmit the coronavirus to someone else?

**

Huh.

That seems like the sort of thing you'd figure out before modifying a population's genetics and potentially setting up the recipients to the cytokine storm like what happened to the lab animals that the vaccine was tested on after they were re-exposed to the COVIDs.

Oh well. SCIENZ!

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 02:20 PM (bm04m)

355 what are you talking about? What's half a suit?
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 02:19 PM (5+1A/)

Upper half only (jacket, shirt, tie), with shorts or the like below the waist where no one can see.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 26, 2021 02:20 PM (jOcSX)

356 Ever notice that everyone was bullied when they were a kid, but no one was the bully?
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2021 02:14 PM (vS7Dx)

I have a close knit group of friends since we were literally all born within a 2 month period of each other. We most successful and accomplished class in our school's history in academics and sports. We bullied the bullies. We always hated bullies, those that preyed on the weak. That's how we were raised.
More groups of young men need to get their hands dirty bullying the bullies.

Posted by: Based Billy Ocean at March 26, 2021 02:20 PM (xpJpI)

357 339
That was the best part about when She Guevarra, that head shaved freak that went to school with ol' Triangle head Hogg. She basicallyadmitted that they all picked on the crazy shooter kid and called him a loser.

Suddenly the news stopped pointed cameras at her
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

What I've seen usually it's one or two kids getting broadly ostracized, not one or two people monopolizing the bullying.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 26, 2021 02:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

358 And fight to break up Big Tech so you're not powerful enough to heckle senators with snotty tweets.

And if Granny Lieawatha could get out of her own stupid way for about 10-seconds she'd find that she has literally 10s of millions of Americans on "the other side" from her ready to help her with that.

But no. Grifting ain't just for the GOPe.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 26, 2021 02:20 PM (NYS7S)

359 Dallas County has announced that Covid has passed ALL OTHER CAUSES and is the #1 killer in the county.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

360 >> I have never understood the half a suit thing TV people seem to love. it must be about beating off.

It keeps a perfect crease in your pants.

Posted by: Bob Cobb at March 26, 2021 02:21 PM (Uu/P5)

361 >>>
Upper half only (jacket, shirt, tie), with shorts or the like below the waist where no one can see.

oh. Like The Maestro.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 02:21 PM (5+1A/)

362 Doesn't surprise me about Ellen. You remember way back when Rosie O' Donuts had her own talk show and she was considered the Queen of Nice? Not so fast. Both nasty, mean bitches who treat every one around them like shit while preaching tolerance, blah, blah.

Posted by: Cheri at March 26, 2021 02:21 PM (oiNtH)

363 345 >>>342 I have never understood the half a suit thing TV people seem to love. it must be about beating off.

what are you talking about? What's half a suit?
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 02:19 PM (5+1A/)

Suit jacket and tie. But then they're wearing sweat pants and shorts

Posted by: Buzzion at March 26, 2021 02:21 PM (zd+V8)

364 jinx

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2021 02:21 PM (5+1A/)

365 Too slow.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:21 PM (Uu/P5)

366 Agreed MP4. I do not like any of the mob movies we are supposed to love.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 02:22 PM (7OrCI)

367 War gaming here on China,,,,,not bad.

War gaming our present situtation,,,,,,i have no words for how bad it is. Freedom or the camps are right around the corner.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 02:22 PM (ruftb)

368 come on, how many of you are wearing pants at all right now?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:22 PM (SoQh3)

369 "@SenWarren

I didn't write the loopholes you exploit, @amazon -- your armies of lawyers and lobbyists did."

Uh, *Senator*, youse admits youse don't write the laws?

Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2021 02:22 PM (DFhj3)

370 THE MAESTRO :

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=UWFGDtbKjdI

Posted by: BEASTIE BOYS at March 26, 2021 02:22 PM (Uu/P5)

371 come on, how many of you are wearing pants at all right now?

I'm wearing 8-ball boxers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 02:23 PM (yQpMk)

372 come on, how many of you are wearing pants at all right now?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:22 PM

*raises hand*

I've had to go in to my office everyday since the Kung Flu started. Pants are generally considered mandatory around here.

*hangs head*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2021 02:23 PM (16vTQ)

373 368 come on, how many of you are wearing pants at all right now?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:22 PM (SoQh3)

My wife is. Does that count?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 26, 2021 02:23 PM (LNVrA)

374 Nothing between me and you but a thin layer of gaberdine.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:24 PM (Uu/P5)

375 Posted by: BEASTIE BOYS

-

he meant seinfeld but now I have that song running through my head...

I'm like rufus tomas the crown price of dance...
I'm mike d and i'm known for romance

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:24 PM (SoQh3)

376 347 Eh, at the end of Fellowship of the Ring Sam and Frodo separate from
their travelling group and head off to Mordor. Not really a conclusion,
I'd say.
what, you've never watched a western that ended with the hero riding off into the sunset?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 26, 2021 02:24 PM (v3pYe)

377 I am wearing a pair of slacks from wal mart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 02:24 PM (7OrCI)

378 368 come on, how many of you are wearing pants at all right now?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:22 PM (SoQh3)

My wife is. Does that count?
Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 26, 2021 02:23 PM (LNVrA)

The Paolo says otherwise, sport.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 26, 2021 02:24 PM (NYS7S)

379 Did Mena Suvari refuse to bone Weinstein? I don't remember her doing much most-American Beauty.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 26, 2021 02:25 PM (aWwQr)

380 Nothing between me and you but a thin layer of gaberdine.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:24 PM

Nothing comes between you and your gabardine, eh?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2021 02:25 PM (16vTQ)

381 Book of Rush Rush 2:47 And he said forth to ye, Tune out, turn off, Run!

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 02:25 PM (ruftb)

382 Biden appointed Manchin's wife to a top government position. The fix is in. Manchin got his graft.

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 26, 2021 02:25 PM (VpIIl)

383 >>Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:24 PM (SoQh3)

Almost the only Hip Hop / Rap you need. Those guys got it.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:26 PM (Uu/P5)

384 She kept trying to entice me with stories about Jennifer Connelys boobs and a double headed dildo

It has all that and more and is simultaneously one of the least sexy movies of all human history. And a pointless one, nihilistic without hope, purpose, story, or reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

385 Hah, Hordemind in full effect above.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 26, 2021 02:26 PM (aWwQr)

386 what are you talking about? What's half a suit?

As we all know, ewoks do not wear pants

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

387 384 She kept trying to entice me with stories about Jennifer Connelys boobs and a double headed dildo

It has all that and more and is simultaneously one of the least sexy movies of all human history. And a pointless one, nihilistic without hope, purpose, story, or reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

========

Kind of like a life addicted to drugs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

388 I saw a 1939 movie today while I was coughing up a lung. It was called Gorilla, and starred The Ritz Brothers, of whom I'd never heard before. It was painfully bad slapstick and mugging, but astonishingly, had Bela Lugosi in a supporting role.

There's a reason people still love the Stooges, but the Ritz Brothers and Wheeler and Woolsey are deader than a doornail.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 02:27 PM (2JVJo)

389 Thanks Broseidon, you just made me remember that cringe nude scene from the aforementioned hated movie. Gah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 02:27 PM (7OrCI)

390 >>Dr. Anthony Fauci says scientists are trying to answer the two most pressing questions for millions of Americans already fully vaccinated against COVID-19: Can they become infected without showing any symptoms, and if so, can they transmit the coronavirus to someone else?

Whaaaat?
First, thought there was no asymptomatic transmission of covid.

Also, if you're vaccinated, how would you get covid AND without knowing it?

Also, who would you infect if there is herd immunity?

And finally: this assumes masks and arbitrary social distancing actually works.

He's entered mastubatory analysis of outlandish hypotheticals territory. Close it up, Fauci, you're done.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 02:27 PM (bDqIh)

391 Apropos of nothing, I came across the video for "West End Girl" by the Pet Shop Boys the other night. Song is much, much deeper than seems at first if you really listen to the words. The video was depressing though - recognizing that the London shown therein is gone and never coming back.

It was so British my computer left the EU after watching it.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 26, 2021 02:27 PM (NYS7S)

392 I've got nothing against garrett's boys as long as they stay in their own neighbourhood.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 26, 2021 02:27 PM (iDvKn)

393 I think it might be Annie Hall.
Yup, that's the one.

Posted by: pep at March 26, 2021 02:27 PM (v16oJ)

394 388
There's a reason people still love the Stooges, but the Ritz Brothers and Wheeler and Woolsey are deader than a doornail.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 02:27 PM (2JVJo)

==========

The Stooges are alive??!?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

395 I also hate fucking American Beauty. A fucking pedophile and a straw man of a gun loving, Nazi, gay hater. Everyone in the film is a miserable, worthless waste of skin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 02:08 PM (7OrCI)

This! I cannot stand that actor who plays that gay hatin, gun lovin cardboard character.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 26, 2021 02:27 PM (cqAUI)

396 Manchin will never let them take your gubs. He once shot a hole right through a gub control bill in a campaign commercial.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2021 02:27 PM (vS7Dx)

397 Dallas County has announced that Covid has passed ALL OTHER CAUSES and is the #1 killer in the county.

Even more than White Supremacy and Toxic Masculinity?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 26, 2021 02:28 PM (CPxG5)

398 Was Paul's Boutique the pinnacle of the Beastie Boys?

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 02:28 PM (bm04m)

399 384 She kept trying to entice me with stories about Jennifer Connelys boobs and a double headed dildo

It has all that and more and is simultaneously one of the least sexy movies of all human history. And a pointless one, nihilistic without hope, purpose, story, or reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

Connely's boobs were better represented in Mulholland Falls.

Damn, the gods blessed that woman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 02:28 PM (LNVrA)

400 2 re. Ellen :

Now Do Oprah
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 01:29 PM (Uu/P5)

YOU get bitched at, and YOU get bitched at, and YOU get bitched at... ...EVERYBODY gets bitched at!!!

Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2021 02:28 PM (Ti+Tv)

401
KIDS was a horrible piece of shit, too. Harmony Korine is basically an aesthetic criminal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2021 02:28 PM (Uh2oA)

402 Upper half only (jacket, shirt, tie), with shorts or the like below the waist where no one can see.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 26, 2021 02:20 PM (jOcSX)

It's weird, but I wear pants all day long at home. Maybe if I'm feeling particularly lazy I've got sweats on. Or, in the summer I've got shorts of some kind. The only thing I'm not wearing is shoes, keep the floors/carpets clean.

I get not putting on slacks for a camera, but sitting around in boxers? Nope. Seriously, what are you going to do afterwards? Do these people answer the door in their briefs? Then again, they probably have Rosita answer the door, and she gets to see them walking around scratching their nuts like Joe Biden all day.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 26, 2021 02:29 PM (46GDR)

403 Was Paul's Boutique the pinnacle of the Beastie Boys?
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 26, 2021 02:28 PM (bm04m)

Intergalatic

Paul's Boutique was an experimental piece that only had a couple enjoyable tracks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 02:29 PM (ifmtJ)

404 Fauci says COVID19 didn't come from a lab. Offers no proof of what many virologists say is the most likely source based on examining the virus itself and origin.

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 26, 2021 02:29 PM (VpIIl)

405 There's a reason people still love the Stooges, but the Ritz Brothers and Wheeler and Woolsey are deader than a doornail.
Yeah, they're really sub-Kaboom to the Marx Bros and Three Stooges Trix. I feel the same way about Laurel and Hardy.

Posted by: pep at March 26, 2021 02:29 PM (v16oJ)

406 And a pointless one, nihilistic without hope, purpose, story, or reason.

My life in a nutshell.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 02:29 PM (2JVJo)

407 Dallas County has announced that Covid has passed ALL OTHER CAUSES and is the #1 killer in the county.

Even more than White Supremacy and Toxic Masculinity?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 26, 2021 02:28 PM (CPxG5)

Trump's Tax Cuts?
Net Neutrality?
Leaving the Paris Accords?

It's a wonder anyone was left to die of lung rot.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 26, 2021 02:30 PM (NYS7S)

408 23 people in Washington State and 4 in Oregon have Ebola that they know of.
Thanks China, very cool.

Posted by: Based Billy Ocean at March 26, 2021 02:30 PM (xpJpI)

409 Nood, VDH!

Posted by: Thrawn at March 26, 2021 02:30 PM (a+Mub)

410 My favorite modern comedy - My Cousin Vinny. That being said, I've read in multiple articles over the years that Joe Pesci is a pretty miserable person and whatever happened to Marisa Tomei?

Posted by: Cheri at March 26, 2021 02:30 PM (oiNtH)

411 Kind of like a life addicted to drugs.

Hey, if you want to do a documentary about someone's life and how drugs ruined them, fine.

But a movie like that is supposed to have a plot, a purpose, and a conclusion, not just a series of empty vignettes without meaning or story. Too many films like that being made these days. A series of meaningless, unrelated scenes of people being terrible, with a dark pallet and no purpose. I wasted 1:42 watching that piece of crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

412 Why isn't the science settled?

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2021 02:30 PM (vS7Dx)

413 398 Was Paul's Boutique the pinnacle of the Beastie Boys?

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I have thoughts on this. Later beastie boys were lazily written like each guy got his 1 minute to rap and then they repeat.

Paul'sB had them actually rapping together, entertwining their lyrics, like high plains drifter and sounds of science.

they even made fun of turn-taking rappers in PB with 3-minute rule.

but that's my pet peeve.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:30 PM (SoQh3)

414 I also hate fucking American Beauty. A fucking pedophile and a straw man of a gun loving, Nazi, gay hater. Everyone in the film is a miserable, worthless waste of skin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 02:08 PM (7OrCI)

This! I cannot stand that actor who plays that gay hatin, gun lovin cardboard character.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 26, 2021 02:27 PM (cqAUI)

You hate Chris Cooper or you hate his character?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 02:30 PM (ifmtJ)

415 Connely's boobs were better represented in Mulholland Falls.

Damn, the gods blessed that woman.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 02:28 PM (LNVrA)

I, uh... need a minute...

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 26, 2021 02:30 PM (NYS7S)

416 >>Was Paul's Boutique the pinnacle of the Beastie Boys?

PB was immaculate. Amazing Record.

But. Check Your Head is where its at. More of them playing instruments and that hard rock edge just puts it over the top for me.
I sasw both those tours.
The CYH Tour had PITS!
They played like 20 minutes of Hardcore Covers every night. Minor Threat tunes!

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:31 PM (Uu/P5)

417 > what, you've never watched a western that ended with the hero riding off into the sunset?

Sure, but usually that indicates that the hero riding off has accomplished everything they needed to do to help the homesteaders/town/wagon train/whatever. FotR ends with the protagonists separating from their group to go do the thing with the McGuffin.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 02:31 PM (UW2ZS)

418 Nood VDH bailing from NR...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 26, 2021 02:31 PM (46GDR)

419 >>Paul's Boutique was an experimental piece that only had a couple enjoyable tracks.

This could not be more wrong.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:31 PM (Uu/P5)

420 Fauci says COVID19 didn't come from a lab.

What a liar. He has the receipts.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 02:32 PM (yQpMk)

421
Even more than White Supremacy and Toxic Masculinity?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 26, 2021 02:28 PM (CPxG5)

Afraid so.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

422 414
You hate Chris Cooper or you hate his character?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 02:30 PM (ifmtJ)

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Took our jobs!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 02:32 PM (LvTSG)

423 McMurtry was an odd duck, he wanted people to hate Woodrow Call and it stuck in his craw they didn't.

Posted by: Only Context at March 26, 2021 02:32 PM (xEIoY)

424 McMurtry was an odd duck, he wanted people to hate Woodrow Call and it stuck in his craw they didn't.
Posted by: Only Context at March 26, 2021 02:32 PM (xEIoY)

Yup

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 02:33 PM (ifmtJ)

425 I also hate fucking American Beauty. A fucking pedophile and a straw man of a gun loving, Nazi, gay hater. Everyone in the film is a miserable, worthless waste of skin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 26, 2021 02:08 PM (7OrCI)

Ironically, the object of Spacy's affection is the most innocent (she was a virgin who put on the slut act as a front to fit it), and the only character worth sympathy.

Posted by: Based Billy Ocean at March 26, 2021 02:34 PM (xpJpI)

426 I think BB's hello nasty is very underrated, they must've spent a lot of time on the music itself because the grooves are nasty in it. Very good time stamp of 1997-98.

Check Your Head showed the BB proud of playing their own instruments. Some great shit though. MCA continued his great stuff from a year and a day from PB on ...uh stand together?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:34 PM (SoQh3)

427 Paul's Boutique was an experimental piece that only had a couple enjoyable tracks.

This could not be more wrong.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 02:31 PM (Uu/P5)

Tastes vary. What do you consider the truly great tracks? I end up skipping most of the album when it comes on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 02:34 PM (ifmtJ)

428 I also like PB because as a gen x type it captured all the 70's bullshit on syndication we grew up with which I think is sadly all lost on the people who listen to it now.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:35 PM (SoQh3)

429 What do you consider the truly great tracks? I end up skipping most of the album when it comes on.

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damn yo. that's sad.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 26, 2021 02:36 PM (SoQh3)

430 Tater is gross.
To the man/woman thing: If I were stranded out in the Mojave Desert, and taking the sexual angle out of the equation, also taking the superior strength and speed of males vs females out of the equation, I would still choose to have some random man over some random woman as a person much more likely to have the brains to save us. Any day of the week. Men know things.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2021 02:36 PM (ZE5eB)

431 Yeah, they're really sub-Kaboom to the Marx Bros and Three Stooges Trix. I feel the same way about Laurel and Hardy.
Posted by: pep at March 26, 2021 02:29 PM (v16oJ)

I have never liked the Marx Brothers. Can't explain why. And I only like the silent L and H shorts, like Big Business or The Music Box. Watched Sons of the Desert once and couldn't stand it. And WTF were they thinking when they made Babes in Toyland?

Also, everything Eli Roth has done is a crime against humanity and that bastard should be shot for perverting the art of movies to his own torture porn ends.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 02:37 PM (2JVJo)

432 You hate Chris Cooper or you hate his character?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 02:30 PM (ifmtJ)

Yeah thats his name. I feel like everything he's been in he has a character that rubs me the wrong way. I guess he may be a nice person, so I'll take back the word hate... but his roles are an unpleasant picture of regular people.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 26, 2021 02:50 PM (cqAUI)

433 I've read more than a few novels by McMurtry. Liked his Westerns and historicals best; couldn't finish Horseman, Pass By, his first. He had a strange style -- you see it in Lonesome Dove and its sequels and prequels -- of jumping from one character viewpoint to another, sometimes in the same paragraph. I guess he knew what he was doing. But it's disorienting to read.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 02:55 PM (/XOcP)

434 I visited McMurtry's home town of Archer City, TX, in 2014, on a road trip back from Palo Duro Canyon. The town -- it's where they filmed Last Picture Show[/i\], and it still looks like that -- doesn't seem to have discovered air conditioning. The diner on Main Street was hot and stuffy, and so were LM's 2 book stores. I escaped back to my car in record time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 02:57 PM (/XOcP)

435

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 02:57 PM (/XOcP)

436 I don't normally walk around my house naked. It's unseemly. Not immoral, just kinda low-rent. (I will make an exception when sequestered with a romantic other for the weekend.) But doing my daily thing with my junk swinging to and fro just ain't my style. I have my dignity.
To me, all these Big Important People getting gotcha-ed in various states of disrobe while doing the Big Important Things they do on Zoom strongly suggests that the exhibitionist kink that got them into Big Important Public Positions in the first place is getting out of their control. Talking to Andrea at our Washington Desk or attending a board meeting to discuss opening a branch in Brussels while naked from the waist down is just phone sex for our Best And Brightest.

Posted by: jbspry at March 26, 2021 02:59 PM (ATe9j)

437 In a galaxy far, far away, angry fat lesbo Rosie O'Donnell was also lauded as "The Queen of Nice," which was a phony as her claim to be in love with Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at March 26, 2021 03:26 PM (13MYd)

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