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Active Shooter Situation in Boulder, CO

Via Tami.


Live video here.

The fucking cops are being fucking jackbooted authoritarians as usual, roughing up a guy who's on the scene taking video for no good reason except to make sure their authoritah is respected.

Maybe we should fucking defund them. Let private citizens enforce the law. Let these fucking apes push brooms on the street for three bucks an hour.

Posted by: Ace at 05:54 PM




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1 Wonder what the Mohammad Coefficient is on this one.

Posted by: Bride of Frankenberry at March 22, 2021 05:56 PM (1vGue)

2 Meh, fuck Boulder.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 22, 2021 05:56 PM (jOcSX)

3 The Peoples Republic of Boulder is probably largely voluntarily free of carrying icky guns so the most surprising thing is reading 'mulitple shooters' But then FNM and crazy town so extra large grain of salt.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 22, 2021 05:57 PM (Aashi)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 05:57 PM (arJlL)

5 Gas prices probably drove him to it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2021 05:58 PM (9AEYv)

6 *Checks posting time and then checks current time*

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 22, 2021 05:59 PM (Zm+LZ)

7 We need common sense gun reform, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2021 05:59 PM (LNVrA)

8 Multiple shooters pretty heavily implies Muslim doesn't it?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 22, 2021 05:59 PM (Zm+LZ)

9 Rumors.of multiple shooters are almost always incorrect.

Probably a bad thread to note that SGammo shipped my order, fast.

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2021 05:59 PM (btbnt)

10 If only he didn't have an assault weapon. A regular gun would have saved lives.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2021 06:00 PM (LNVrA)

11 Apparently, 4 days ago, there was a guy on a pedestrian bridge over 494 in one of the Minneapolis southern burbs, taking shots at cars. No reports of injuries or deaths, other than the shooter taking his own life.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 22, 2021 06:00 PM (CAJOC)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)

13 How long for that Judge who overruled the Boulder gun laws to be tarred and feathered by the Bloomberg crew?

Posted by: Ever at March 22, 2021 06:00 PM (R0z7P)

14 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MICHAEL PENCE SENIOR at March 22, 2021 06:00 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 22, 2021 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)

15 "And here I thought I'd have a day without dealing with stains" ~Shep Smith's pants (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at March 22, 2021 06:00 PM (pLEy5)

16 Corporate media praying that there are Asian victims.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2021 06:00 PM (xPl2J)

17 Multiple shooters = One guy with legs.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2021 06:01 PM (9AEYv)

18 Did they send in Cobra?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 22, 2021 06:01 PM (qoNQ/)

19 X employee, jihadist, white supremacist, or global warming devotee?

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2021 06:01 PM (Cxk7w)

20 FBI involved in 3.....2.....1.....

"The shooter was part of a sting operation by the FBI where he was supplied with large caches of ammunition and guns in an effort to stop gun violence."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Turns out if you keep giving a killer round the clock coverage on why he did it and a roadmap on how everyone else can get famous too, you get more of them.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 22, 2021 06:02 PM (pLEy5)

22 Going to take off my tinfoil hat and speculate false flag. Atlanta didn't do what the dems wanted it to do.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 22, 2021 06:02 PM (JUOKG)

23 Jebus. Maybe they need 80 more cops.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 22, 2021 06:02 PM (03n3v)

24 20 Did they send in Cobra?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 22, 2021 06:01 PM (qoNQ/)

-----------------------

Cobra Kai

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 22, 2021 06:02 PM (CAJOC)

25 20 Did they send in Cobra?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 22, 2021 06:01 PM (qoNQ/)

Stallone is getting a bit old, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:02 PM (lmikk)

26 A supermarket? Are the schools in Boulder shut down?

Posted by: Active Shooter In Training at March 22, 2021 06:02 PM (5ZHS+)

27 Its Boulder Skip. Could be some hippie who got some really bad psychadelic shrooms.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 22, 2021 06:02 PM (Aashi)

28 Huh, and there was that kegger-turned-riot a few weeks ago right off CU's campus. Antifa?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2021 06:03 PM (bDqIh)

29 Cobra Kai
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 22, 2021 06:02 PM (CAJOC)

Martin Kove is getting a bit old, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:03 PM (lmikk)

30 He's white, male, straight, Christian and wearing a MAGA hat, right?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 22, 2021 06:03 PM (46GDR)

31 LOL! Live YouTube stream......

Policewoman. LEAVE! Move across the street!!

"I'm a journalist. I'm not leaving. I was safer behind that tree."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:04 PM (Zz0t1)

32 >>>Stallone is getting a bit old, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

He and Bridgette Nielsen.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 22, 2021 06:04 PM (qoNQ/)

33 Flood of stories boosting the Dems' current gun control push in 1...2...3...

Posted by: Ex-liberal at March 22, 2021 06:04 PM (R1mDg)

34 Knee cap the "journolist"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2021 06:04 PM (85Gof)

35 I just watched the first two seasons of Cobra Kai. There are some good things about it, but too much teenage drama.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2021 06:04 PM (xPl2J)

36 7 We need common sense gun reform, right?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
____________

Ahem, that would be "common sense gun safety measures."

* lifts nose in the air *

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at March 22, 2021 06:04 PM (9vQJW)

37 #11 You're a DICK!!

Posted by: jeff spicoli's brother on brave that doesn't copy text at March 22, 2021 06:04 PM (iDvKn)

38 Shooter's in custody.

Unconfirmed 6 dead + 1 officer.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:04 PM (cF8AT)

39 Did they send in Cobra?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 22, 2021 06:01 PM


"COBRA does not attack randomly! Prepare the weather machine to destroy the Joes! THIS I COMMAND!" ~Serpentor

Posted by: Flyguy at March 22, 2021 06:04 PM (pLEy5)

40 Was it racial motivated again?
2Nd Amendment !!!
Sometimes a man just gotta do what a man has to do
Probably had a really bad day

Posted by: Proud moderate at March 22, 2021 06:05 PM (N+V4p)

41 He and Bridgette Nielsen.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 22, 2021 06:04 PM (qoNQ/)

I barely remember that movie, was she in it?

I just remember the poster or movie box art. Stallone. Aviators. Submachine gun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:05 PM (lmikk)

42 Lizzy I laughed and laughed about that one. Apparently with XiDen installed the biggest injustice for bored college students to worry about is the popo cracking down on underage drinking.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 22, 2021 06:05 PM (Aashi)

43 Shooter's in custody.

Unconfirmed 6 dead + 1 officer.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:04 PM (cF8AT)

confirmed only 1 shooter?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2021 06:05 PM (85Gof)

44 Its Boulder Skip. Could be some hippie who got some really bad psychadelic shrooms.

Or the brown acid. Wavy Gravy tried to warn us, but did we listen? Noooo...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 22, 2021 06:05 PM (HaL55)

45 Wow...this journalist is really rude......but the cops aren't handling him well, at all.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:05 PM (Zz0t1)

46 Some crazy white guy with a long gun maybe an anti masker

Posted by: Proud moderate at March 22, 2021 06:05 PM (N+V4p)

47 >>Its Boulder Skip. Could be some hippie who got some really bad psychadelic shrooms.


Nah, not anymore. With limited growth regulations (surrounded by greenbelt, so limited sprawl) and Google moving in, etc., Boulder is expensive.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2021 06:05 PM (bDqIh)

48 He's white, male, straight, Christian and wearing a MAGA hat, right?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 22, 2021 06:03 PM (46GDR)



Who is?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 22, 2021 06:05 PM (ZSK0i)

49 38 I just watched the first two seasons of Cobra Kai. There are some good things about it, but too much teenage drama.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2021 06:04 PM (xPl2J)

I enjoy it, but the teen angst is a drawback.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:05 PM (lmikk)

50 Yeah, tell him to surrender. That'll work. Dolts.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 22, 2021 06:05 PM (qoNQ/)

51
No 'Happy Ending' when a supermarket is involved.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 06:06 PM (N/gDA)

52 Willowed on previous thread............
Bears repeating -- if you are out in public, know what is around you.
Find exits. Don't always look for doors. Windows work too (a lot of
people overlook that). If you have to fight, look for weapons. In a
grocery store -- get behind the meat counter where there are knives.
Look for fire extinguishers. Near the housegoods aisle? Get wasp spray.
Stay in the fight.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2021 06:06 PM (N39Ws)

53 "COBRA does not attack randomly! Prepare the weather machine to destroy the Joes! THIS I COMMAND!" ~Serpentor

Wait, Serpentor is Jewish?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2021 06:06 PM (6XLoz)

54 31 Cobra Kai
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 22, 2021 06:02 PM (CAJOC)

Martin Kove is getting a bit old, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:03 PM (lmikk)

--------------------------

Hell, Ralph Macchio is getting a bit old, but you wouldn't know it to look at him.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 22, 2021 06:06 PM (CAJOC)

55 Bears repeating -- if you are out in public, know what is around you.
Find exits. Don't always look for doors. Windows work too (a lot of
people overlook that). If you have to fight, look for weapons. In a
grocery store -- get behind the meat counter where there are knives.
Look for fire extinguishers. Near the housegoods aisle? Get wasp spray.
Stay in the fight.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2021 06:06 PM (N39Ws)



Or have a carry permit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2021 06:06 PM (85Gof)

56 32 He's white, male, straight, Christian and wearing a MAGA hat, right?
Posted by: clutch cargo -



Yes. Are inside sources have confirmed.
(inside sources are the voices in Chrissy Hayes head)

Posted by: MSNBC, Not Crazy at March 22, 2021 06:06 PM (vUwPT)

57 Welp, time to ban guns I guess.

Posted by: Get ready to hear this a lot for years to come at March 22, 2021 06:06 PM (+m+uH)

58 Now the journalist is being obnoxious, but the cops are not doing themselves any favors.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:07 PM (Zz0t1)

59 If only pResident BiDong hadn't been blown over by a wind gust...

this man/woman/xim/wer would have still had hope!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 06:07 PM (87oRe)

60 Anyone in Colorado (or any other legalized drug states) who smokes pot and owns a gun is a felon.

Weird how the feds have known about these felons for a decade or so and have done nothing about them.

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:07 PM (bm04m)

61 Looks like the shooter was walking around in just his underwear. Smart, working on that insanity defense from the get go.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2021 06:07 PM (4thlk)

62 The photo posted in the last thread says this is the 2nd neckbeard who's decided to shoot some folks up.

My money's starting to lean "Subsidized Antifa".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 22, 2021 06:07 PM (ZSK0i)

63 Ralph Macchio is almost 60

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2021 06:08 PM (xPl2J)

64 I think it was a religious fanatic with guilt issues. Just saying.
Posted by: Unfurl at March 22, 2021 06:04 PM (lB/S9)



Cutting a little close to the bone huh, raykon.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 22, 2021 06:08 PM (yQpMk)

65 Did it start in the Asian food section?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2021 06:08 PM (iDvKn)

66 61 Looks like the shooter was walking around in just his underwear. Smart, working on that insanity defense from the get go.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2021 06:07 PM (4thlk)

Is that the 'low drag' thing I keep hearing about?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:08 PM (lmikk)

67 Bears repeating -- if you are out in public, know what is around you...

***

If it's legal to carry openly, carry openly.
If it's legal to carry concealed, carry concealed.
If it's illegal to carry concealed, carry concealed.

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:08 PM (bm04m)

68 Apparently with XiDen installed the biggest injustice for bored college students to worry about is the popo cracking down on underage drinking.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 22, 2021 06:05 PM (Aashi)


But weed and mushrooms are totes OK!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 06:08 PM (87oRe)

69 63 Ralph Macchio is almost 60
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2021 06:08 PM (xPl2J)

I think he just turned 60. Or turns 60 this year?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:09 PM (lmikk)

70 subbing for AltonJackson another grim milestone for the joebama administration.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2021 06:09 PM (9Na6y)

71 Looks like the shooter was walking around in just his underwear. Smart, working on that insanity defense from the get go.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2021 06:07 PM (4thlk)



It could have been worse.

Posted by: Ten to Midnight at March 22, 2021 06:09 PM (yQpMk)

72 AP says a "shirtless man with blood running down his leg" was seen being taken away in handcuffs.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at March 22, 2021 06:09 PM (R1mDg)

73 White guy. He'l be a Trump supporter (even if he wasn't). Let the wailing and gnashing of teeth and the accusations of racism commence!

And I feel sorry for those poor people.

Posted by: West at March 22, 2021 06:09 PM (QY+6a)

74 confirmed only 1 shooter?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2021 06:05 PM (85Gof)

That's all I've seen. They don't seem to be looking for anyone else.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:09 PM (cF8AT)

75 My money's starting to lean "Subsidized Antifa".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 22, 2021 06:07 PM (ZSK0i)


Released within a week!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 06:09 PM (87oRe)

76 guys watch the cops in that live video

You'll want to defund the police

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2021 06:09 PM (5+1A/)

77 He Hates This Produce!

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:09 PM (MG416)

78
Chief suspect holed up in the store described as lantern-jawed senior citizen with long grey hair and big gut, Scandinavian in appearance. Claims to be Cherokee Indian who was cheated out of his academic job at UC.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 22, 2021 06:09 PM (4ndFy)

79 Ralph Macchio is almost 60
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2021 06:08 PM (xPl2J)

I think he just turned 60. Or turns 60 this year?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:09 PM (lmikk)

Did he ever reach puberty?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 22, 2021 06:09 PM (x8Wzq)

80 52 38 I just watched the first two seasons of Cobra Kai. There are some good things about it, but too much teenage drama.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2021 06:04 PM (xPl2J)

I enjoy it, but the teen angst is a drawback.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:05 PM (lmikk)

------------------------

I imagine many of us older folk are just watching it for the nostalgia. I loved the ep when he goes to Okinawa.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 22, 2021 06:10 PM (CAJOC)

81 Was he wearing a mask? That is what bth will be worried about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:10 PM (lmikk)

82 What a police state farce!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 22, 2021 06:10 PM (03n3v)

83 61 Looks like the shooter was walking around in just his underwear. . .
Posted by: lowandslow
_________

That's just lame.

Posted by: Lena Dunham, Walking Around Naked at March 22, 2021 06:10 PM (9vQJW)

84 Ralph Macchio is almost a decade older than Pat Morita was for the first Karate Kid movie.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2021 06:10 PM (xPl2J)

85 >>guys watch the cops in that live video

>>You'll want to defund the police


Make Meal Team 6 look like the All-Star Team?

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:10 PM (MG416)

86 If it's legal to carry openly, carry openly.
If it's legal to carry concealed, carry concealed.
If it's illegal to carry concealed, carry concealed.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:08 PM (bm04m)


This is a non-trivial set of guidelines!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 06:10 PM (87oRe)

87 I think he just turned 60. Or turns 60 this year?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:09 PM (lmikk)



The IMDB says he turns 60 this coming Nov. 4th.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 22, 2021 06:11 PM (ZSK0i)

88 I imagine many of us older folk are just watching it for the nostalgia. I loved the ep when he goes to Okinawa.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 22, 2021 06:10 PM (CAJOC)

Have not seen that one. Want no truck with Netflix, so am waiting to get it elsewhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:11 PM (lmikk)

89 >>Ralph Macchio is almost 60


This would be a funnier Pregnant Animatronic Cashew Joke.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:11 PM (MG416)

90 Geez....looks like they've got every cop in the state there.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

91 Boulder is a Republican controlled area, right? Has been for a long time?

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:11 PM (bm04m)

92 >>guys watch the cops in that live video

You'll want to defund the police
- - -
They showed themselves to be so competent with the Jonbenet Ramsey nurder. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2021 06:11 PM (bDqIh)

93 Well maybe they are still looking....

@Breaking911 7m

LIVE FEED: SWAT trucks box in SUV and demand driver exit the vehicle

@Breaking911 18m

Local media reports 'hundreds' of first responders on scene of active shooter in Boulder, Colo.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:11 PM (cF8AT)

94 someone should tell the cops that there is a dog in the store they can shoot for no reason and maybe they'll actually stop being cowards and go in to save people.

Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at March 22, 2021 06:11 PM (bhPL1)

95 Is it too much to ask for no injuries AND a mask-karen hectoring the wrong guy to kick this off?

Posted by: 4 at March 22, 2021 06:12 PM (KnJdm)

96 Sounds like a scene from The Blues Brothers.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:13 PM (MG416)

97 Wonder what the Mohammad Coefficient is on this one.

I bet it's low. They're trying to whip support for a gun bill.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2021 06:13 PM (n/x6m)

98 Is it too much to ask for no injuries AND a mask-karen hectoring the wrong guy to kick this off?

**

I'm betting routine gang stuff and it's memory holed before midnight.

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:13 PM (bm04m)

99 I saw Pregnant Animatronic Cashew open for Deez Nutz at The Barn in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)

100 Isn't the standing around outside supposed to be decades old long defunct protocol?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 22, 2021 06:13 PM (Zm+LZ)

101 Sounds like a scene from The Blues Brothers.
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:13 PM (MG416)

I guffawed a little.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 22, 2021 06:13 PM (x8Wzq)

102 "Hey pal, you know the score. If you're not Police, you're Little People."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 22, 2021 06:13 PM (ifmtJ)

103 Biden's America.

/I'll take "Phrases you'll never see in the media for $1.9 trillion, Alex."

Posted by: ShainS at March 22, 2021 06:14 PM (CtltA)

104 And Little People get stepped on...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 22, 2021 06:14 PM (ifmtJ)

105 Hrothgar. I *think* weed is supposed to be over 21 as well. This state is fairly insane and Boulder is the magnet for crazies if they can afford it. Could be a very militant vegan / "humane farming" psycho, pushed over the edge by all the deplorable meat eaters who flaunted their steaks on the 20th after pudgy governor Polis proclaimed a voluntary no meat day.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 22, 2021 06:14 PM (Aashi)

106 I'm betting routine gang stuff and it's memory holed before midnight.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:13 PM (bm04m)

Guy in his underwear does not scream 'gang' to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:14 PM (lmikk)

107

Alternate poat title:

Qwik, Callz Teh Social Workerz!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:14 PM (644RH)

108 One of my favorite restaurants is about 100 ft. south of this King Soopers. I have been in this store several times.

I was baffled by the old dude, standing in the doorway while someone is unconscious on the floor behind him and there are shots heard behind him.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 22, 2021 06:14 PM (GYqYy)

109 "The entire building is surrounded. You need to surrender.
Come out with your hands up, unarmed. This is the Boulder Police Dept."

Are we back to this bullshit "surround the building and hide behind our cars" tactic? I thought everyone but Broward County "cops" agreed you don't do this during an active shooting.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 22, 2021 06:14 PM (YYlyE)

110 I'm just waiting for the Boulder cops to focus on what's really important--attacking Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Furious George at March 22, 2021 06:14 PM (9vQJW)

111 Did it start in the Asian food section?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2021 06:08 PM (iDvKn)


Are you suggesting that it was shelf-top Koreans?

Posted by: 4 at March 22, 2021 06:14 PM (KnJdm)

112 >>Guy in his underwear does not scream 'gang' to me.


Boxer v Briefs

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:15 PM (MG416)

113 Look for the press statement from Xavier Becerra in 3..2..1.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2021 06:15 PM (9Na6y)

114 Just read that Lemmy's ashes were put in bullets and given to friends.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2021 06:15 PM (xPl2J)

115 $3 an hour? Those are govt jobs. More $47.50 an hour with 8 weeks vacation and retirement at 55.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 22, 2021 06:15 PM (Zx3Bu)

116
It's funny how reports of "multiple shooters" almost never turn out to be true.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:15 PM (644RH)

117 This will end up like that awkward news report on spring break violence where people noticed awkward things.

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:15 PM (bm04m)

118 91 Boulder is a Republican controlled area, right? Has been for a long time?
----------------
Say whaaaaaat? lol Its more specifically california commie
controlled.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 22, 2021 06:15 PM (f7eEV)

119 Boxer v Briefs
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:15 PM (MG416)



Boxer briefs ftw.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 22, 2021 06:16 PM (yQpMk)

120 "guys watch the cops in that live video. You'll want to defund the police"


They're all jacking off in their fake tanks and fake military gear.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2021 06:16 PM (4thlk)

121 Guy in his underwear does not scream 'gang' to me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Correct.

Boulder is upper middle-class.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 22, 2021 06:16 PM (GYqYy)

122 Boxer v Briefs
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:15 PM (MG416)

If it's banana hammock and mask, it is bth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:16 PM (lmikk)

123
This is Boulder police dpeartment

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:16 PM (644RH)

124 Local tv station live stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D70oM1tb0Hc

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 22, 2021 06:16 PM (sWM8x)

125 "The shooting started in the white rice aisle, further proof of the anti-asian white violence epidemic created by Trump."

Posted by: ShainS at March 22, 2021 06:16 PM (CtltA)

126 Right after the ar15 ban was lifted.
Oh boy.

Posted by: Allen at March 22, 2021 06:16 PM (gnFmH)

127 Are we back to this bullshit "surround the building and hide behind our cars" tactic?

"...and one more thing- please tell us when you run out of ammo."

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2021 06:16 PM (BvZkh)

128 > I think he just turned 60. Or turns 60 this year?

He's got a new project in development, called "The Karate Man Who Can't Wait to Sign Up for Early Social Security in Another Two Years".

That's just the working title. The final version will probably be "The Karate Geezer" or something like that.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2021 06:16 PM (JZT2F)

129 Flipped around news channels and nothing on this.
But on CNN Ho says she will send Sundowner to the border soon. ( to welcome the new voters)

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2021 06:17 PM (Cxk7w)

130
This is Boulder police department.

Do you need a social worker?

Also, are you Black? Just asking, no reason.

Posted by: Boulder P.D. at March 22, 2021 06:17 PM (644RH)

131 >>Boxer briefs ftw.


Splitter!

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:17 PM (MG416)

132 Here comes the gun confiscation attempt. Bet someone will submit a bill tonight.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 22, 2021 06:17 PM (GbPPJ)

133 10 If only he didn't have an assault weapon. A regular gun would have saved lives.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2021 06:00 PM (LNVrA)


That reminds me - has anyone heard what evil bad gun the sex-addicted Georgia shooter used? Since Biden and Pelosi didn't immediately scream for confiscation of all black guns with the folding thing and a bayonet lug and capable of using detachable 500 bullet clips, I assume the shooter did not use one of those.

Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2021 06:17 PM (AMIL/)

134 > Say whaaaaaat? lol Its more specifically california commie
controlled.

Yeah, it's the Portland of the Rockies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2021 06:17 PM (JZT2F)

135 Has that Hogg kid survived it yet?

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:17 PM (bm04m)

136 Are we back to this bullshit "surround the building and hide behind our cars" tactic? I thought everyone but Broward County "cops" agreed you don't do this during an active shooting.
Posted by: bonhomme

I think we can all agree that the only important thing is that all of the cops go home to their families.

Posted by: Sean the Interrupter at March 22, 2021 06:17 PM (GYqYy)

137 AP says a "shirtless man with blood running down his leg" was seen being taken away in handcuffs.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at March 22, 2021 06:09 PM (R1mDg)

xim started his menses?

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at March 22, 2021 06:17 PM (4I/2K)

138 91 Boulder is a Republican controlled area, right? Has been for a long time?
---
No. Commie Central.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 22, 2021 06:17 PM (sWM8x)

139 125 "The shooting started in the white rice aisle, further proof of the anti-asian white violence epidemic created by Trump."
Posted by: ShainS at March 22, 2021 06:16 PM (CtltA)

Are we saying that the shooter was triggered by Uncle Bens?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:17 PM (lmikk)

140 @Breaking911

Multiple victims down inside and outside Boulder grocery store; witness says shooter had rifle

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:18 PM (cF8AT)

141
This is the Boulder police department.

Yeah, can you let us know if you're black?
Because, yeah, we'll just leave if you are, and it'll be cool.

We don't want any trouble.

Thanks.

Posted by: Boulder P.D. at March 22, 2021 06:18 PM (644RH)

142 Pat Morita was only 50 in Karate Kid???

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 22, 2021 06:18 PM (Zx3Bu)

143 Raylan and Tim>>entire boulder PD

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 22, 2021 06:18 PM (x8Wzq)

144 xim started his menses?

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at March 22, 2021 06:17 PM (4I/2K)

The question is cromulent.

Posted by: 4 at March 22, 2021 06:18 PM (KnJdm)

145 If it makes Trump and the Republicans look bad we will cover it. We are asking President Harris to take care to make sure Trump is blamed.

Posted by: Yahoo News at March 22, 2021 06:18 PM (axofI)

146 >>AP says a "shirtless man with blood running down his leg" was seen being taken away in handcuffs.


Was he wearing his mask?

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:18 PM (MG416)

147
This will end up like that awkward news report on spring break violence where people noticed awkward things.

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:15 PM


I don't visit Drudge that often but the main picture he has up is very awkward. Apparently white Americans can't afford Spring Break this year.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 06:18 PM (N/gDA)

148 Ugh.

Ladies.....if you way over 2 bills, stop with the yoga pants already. Wear sweats or jeans or some other pant type thing.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)

149 Gref I didn't look at much on the Atlanta thing but happened to see a screen shot of video of the perp leaving one scene and he had no rifle, so assuming it was a handgun.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 06:19 PM (OTzUX)

150 guys watch the cops in that live video

You'll want to defund the police
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2021 06:09 PM (5+1A/

Hard enough having to handle an active shooter and civilians who think they have a right to join in.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 22, 2021 06:19 PM (2DOZq)

151 Pat Morita was around 52 in the Karate Kid.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2021 06:19 PM (xPl2J)

152 I'm just waiting for the Boulder cops to focus on what's really important--attacking Tucker Carlson.
Posted by: Furious George at March 22, 2021 06:14 PM (9vQJW)

The Joint Chiefs got that covered

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2021 06:19 PM (85Gof)

153 Multiple victims down inside and outside Boulder grocery store; witness says shooter had rifle

**

Serious question:

Were the cops shooting back?

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:19 PM (bm04m)

154 Yeah, but was he wearing his face talisman? Discerning hobos from the area would like to know this vital fact.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 22, 2021 06:19 PM (DXFDM)

155 Send in Frank Drebin to negotiate

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 22, 2021 06:19 PM (swjs/)

156 *you're way over 2 bills....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)

157 Why hasn't a sheriff or deputy with some balls walked in there and shot this motherfucker in the face?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (03n3v)

158 Taking cover near the propane tanks?

Ummmm.... huh.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (3H9h1)

159 Any CO Morons see video of the arrestee? Could have been a Karen set off by deplorables NOT wearing masks, or wearing only one mask.

Posted by: I really shouldn't at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (g4VC0)

160 HHS secretary, today, said that Trumps border tactics were inhumane and referred to Trumpers as "deplorables".

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (QxGJc)

161 Pat Morita was only 50 in Karate Kid???

Wilford Brimley was 51 in Cocoon.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

162 Pat Morita was only 50 in Karate Kid???
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 22, 2021 06:18 PM (Zx3Bu)

Those were Happy Days.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (W+T/C)

163 157 Why hasn't a sheriff or deputy with some balls walked in there and shot this motherfucker in the face?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (03n3v)

Well it's Boulder Colorado so...

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

164
This is Boulder police.

We WILL use bystanders as Human Meat Shields.

You've been warned.

Posted by: Boulder P.D. at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (644RH)

165 109 "The entire building is surrounded. You need to surrender.

Come out with your hands up, unarmed. This is the Boulder Police Dept."



Are we back to this bullshit "surround the building and hide behind
our cars" tactic? I thought everyone but Broward County "cops" agreed
you don't do this during an active shooting.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 22, 2021 06:14 PM (YYlyE)

Boulder has been one of the cities embracing police reform / "defund the police" movement.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (N39Ws)

166 >>Taking cover near the propane tanks?


Got a Smoke?

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (MG416)

167 willowed:
@govkristinoem Mar 19
Unfortunately, as I have studied this legislation and conferred with legal experts over the past several days, I have become concerned that this bill's vague and overly broad language could have significant unintended consequences. (5/)
...
@govkristinoemMar 19
Presumably, this requirement was included to address a student taking these drugs as a part of a gender transition, but House Bill 1217 is not limited in this way. (7/)
...
@govkristinoem Mar 19
Rather, if a male student athlete failed to make the football team, and later learned that another student on the team was taking steroids without disclosing it, the student who didn't make the team would be entitled to sue both the school and the steroid-user for damages. (8/)

https://is.gd/HYrvoj

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (QxGJc)

168 Any CO Morons see video of the arrestee? Could have been a Karen set off by deplorables NOT wearing masks, or wearing only one mask.

***

Jeez, that honestly seems the most likely now that you mention it.

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:21 PM (bm04m)

169
Wilford Brimley was 51 in Cocoon.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Christ Almighty.
That's how old I am.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:21 PM (644RH)

170 142 Pat Morita was only 50 in Karate Kid???
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 22, 2021 06:18 PM (Zx3Bu)

---------------------------

Give or take...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 22, 2021 06:21 PM (CAJOC)

171 158 Taking cover near the propane tanks?

Ummmm.... huh.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (3H9h1)

Life imitating video games right there.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 22, 2021 06:21 PM (Zm+LZ)

172 didn't take long for the Ace commentariat to say 'false flag'. must be an Ace commenter.
Not.me obviously.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 22, 2021 06:21 PM (aUDc+)

173 161 Pat Morita was only 50 in Karate Kid???

Wilford Brimley was 51 in Cocoon.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

Yeah, Wilford Brimley is the Merlin of actors. Except he never got younger looking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:21 PM (lmikk)

174 We're 2 months into the reign of Potatus and mass shootings are back. Obama's third term is right.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 22, 2021 06:21 PM (uhPTO)

175 159 Any CO Morons see video of the arrestee? Could have been a Karen set off by deplorables NOT wearing masks, or wearing only one mask.
Posted by: I really shouldn't at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (g4VC0)

My thought was Karen the Hobo completed their mental snap.

Posted by: Bete at March 22, 2021 06:21 PM (Ojki1)

176 >>Taking cover near the propane tanks?


True Fact : Charcoal won't stop a bullet.

Posted by: Hank Hill at March 22, 2021 06:21 PM (MG416)

177 We have to ban guns to save nazis from instigating violence leading to reactive mass shootings!!!

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:21 PM (bm04m)

178 If only someone had had the foresight to designate that place as a Gun-Free Zone.

Posted by: Furious George at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (9vQJW)

179 128 That's just the working title. The final version will probably be "The Karate Geezer" or something like that.

"wax on, ow! my back!"

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (v3pYe)

180 Yeah, it's the Portland of the Rockies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Berkeley on the Divide.

Posted by: Sean the Interrupter at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (GYqYy)

181 Governor Penis took his face out of his husband's lap long enough to express his concern

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (iTXRQ)

182 >>Wilford Brimley was 51 in Cocoon.

Christ Almighty.
That's how old I am.


Hahahaha - Eat your Oatmeal.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (MG416)

183 Praying BtH is OK. He has issues, but this is not appropriate punishment.

Plus I know someone else there. We went to a body painting party in my senior year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (u82oZ)

184 That reminds me - has anyone heard what evil bad gun the sex-addicted Georgia shooter used? Since Biden and Pelosi didn't immediately scream for confiscation of all black guns with the folding thing and a bayonet lug and capable of using detachable 500 bullet clips, I assume the shooter did not use one of those.
-----------
9mm pistol, i believe

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (f7eEV)

185
This is the Boulder police.

Please allow 6 feet of space to our officers so they can safely arrest you.

Posted by: Boulder P.D. at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (644RH)

186 didn't take long for the Ace commentariat to say 'false flag'. must be an Ace commenter.
Not.me obviously.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 22, 2021 06:21 PM (aUDc+)

***

Nah, not "false flag". Local news.

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (bm04m)

187 Watching the live feed. If anyone lives in Bolder, now would be a good time to rob some banks across town.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (4thlk)

188 Robert Donat was only 34 in Goodbye Mr. Chips and pulled off the greatest Oscar upset of all time

Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2021 06:23 PM (6iURM)

189 Underwear?? Maybe he was a member of the Craps??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2021 06:23 PM (iDvKn)

190
Hahahaha - Eat your Oatmeal.
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (MG416)


And dance wiff the one who brung ya.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:23 PM (Zz0t1)

191 Plus I know someone else there. We went to a body painting party in my senior year.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (u82oZ)

*stops, arches eyebrow*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:23 PM (lmikk)

192 didn't take long for the Ace commentariat to say 'false flag'. must be an Ace commenter.
Not.me obviously.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 22, 2021 06:21 PM (aUDc+)



I figured you were the mensing guy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 22, 2021 06:23 PM (yQpMk)

193 > It's funny how reports of "multiple shooters" almost never turn out to be true.

Eyewitnesses in chaotic scenes are almost always wrong.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 22, 2021 06:23 PM (YYlyE)

194 Arnold the Pig > Arnold the Drive-In Owner > Arnold Toynbee > Arnold Palmer > Arnold Scwarzenegger > Benedict Arnold > Tom Arnold

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2021 06:23 PM (JZT2F)

195 Boxers or briefs?

Posted by: Tofer732 at March 22, 2021 06:24 PM (Z0hwV)

196 >>>Watching the live feed. If anyone lives in Bolder, now would be a good time to rob some banks across town.

Or the cannabis shops.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2021 06:24 PM (xPl2J)

197 > That reminds me - has anyone heard what evil bad gun the sex-addicted Georgia shooter used?


it probably has the shoulder thing that goes up

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 22, 2021 06:24 PM (iTXRQ)

198 187 Watching the live feed. If anyone lives in Bolder, now would be a good time to rob some banks across town.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (4thlk)

LOL!!

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:24 PM (cF8AT)

199 That reminds me - has anyone heard what evil bad gun the sex-addicted Georgia shooter used? Since Biden and Pelosi didn't immediately scream for confiscation of all black guns with the folding thing and a bayonet lug and capable of using detachable 500 bullet clips, I assume the shooter did not use one of those.

Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2021 06:17 PM (AMIL/)

-----

I believe Twitter was claiming he used an AR-15 with the chainsaw attachment ... and they're calling for the banning of that attachment.

/

Posted by: ShainS at March 22, 2021 06:24 PM (CtltA)

200
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 22, 2021 06:21 PM (aUDc+)

HEY, it's kookoo for cocoa puffs!
How's it going, broseph?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:24 PM (644RH)

201 Watching the live feed. If anyone lives in Bolder, now would be a good time to rob some banks across town.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (4thlk)

aka the Boyd Crowder gambit.

Need I mention I've been watching Justified?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 22, 2021 06:24 PM (x8Wzq)

202 The Miami festivities seem to have been yet another perfect model of race-baiting in response to unprovoked barbaric behavior, from what I've seen on the twatters. In my "news" blackout it's impossible to tell, but it surely seems like this kind of development - pattern of ugliness with an unfortunately "non-diverse" gathering of people responsible - is very strictly kept unreported by the "press", apart from local TV where it's impossible to suppress it. Las Vegas was having similar incidents with much smaller groups back in the fall, a local biz development guy featured video on his twatters feed, pretty nasty.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 06:24 PM (OTzUX)

203 Plus I know someone else there. We went to a body painting party in my senior year.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (u82oZ)
---------------
I went to a sorority party there on a blind date, they handcuffed everyone to their date. Long night.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 22, 2021 06:24 PM (f7eEV)

204 Also, was he wearing a mask?

Posted by: Tofer732 at March 22, 2021 06:24 PM (Z0hwV)

205 Aetius451AD

She is still a liberal. I visited her on a climbing trip years ago. We went to Dot's Diner in Boulder, an old service station repurposed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:25 PM (u82oZ)

206 26 A supermarket? Are the schools in Boulder shut down?
Posted by: Active Shooter In Training

I blame shrinkflation.

Soon my salad dressing will be all bottle and no dressing. I mean, how small can they make the damn things.

And I recently bought pringles that were %20 larger. The can, that is. same amount of chips inside, just taller.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2021 06:25 PM (LWu6U)

207 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MICHAEL PENCE SENIOR at March 22, 2021 06:25 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 22, 2021 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

208 176 >>Taking cover near the propane tanks?


True Fact : Charcoal won't stop a bullet.
Posted by: Hank Hill at March 22, 2021 06:21 PM (MG416)

---------------------------

"I tell you what"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 22, 2021 06:25 PM (CAJOC)

209 BunkerintheBurbs

Gasp! No safe word?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:25 PM (u82oZ)

210 > Yeah, Wilford Brimley is the Merlin of actors. Except he never got younger looking.

See also: Abe Vigoda.

Those guys were like reverse Dorian Grays. They had paintings of themselves in the attic where the painting kept getting younger.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2021 06:25 PM (JZT2F)

211 MUMPS, overflowing with human kindness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:25 PM (lmikk)

212 >>Plus I know someone else there. We went to a body painting party in my senior year.


Let me guess, you both went as Elephants?

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:25 PM (MG416)

213 Colorado went for Hillary and China Joe.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2021 06:26 PM (iDvKn)

214 Daily Mail reporting 6 dead including cop.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2021 06:26 PM (NpAcC)

215 205 Aetius451AD

She is still a liberal. I visited her on a climbing trip years ago. We went to Dot's Diner in Boulder, an old service station repurposed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:25 PM (u82oZ)

So who did the painting?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:26 PM (lmikk)

216 TV is saying zero or one person transported to the ER. They say the hospital received one patient and that's all they expect.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 22, 2021 06:26 PM (sWM8x)

217 AP says a "shirtless man with blood running down his leg" was seen being taken away in handcuffs.
Posted by: Ex-liberal


Currently 36 degrees in Boulder.

Adds to the insanity defense.

Unless Canadian.

Posted by: mikeski at March 22, 2021 06:26 PM (P1f+c)

218 The guy they lead away in handcuffs, underwear, and a bloody leg looks like a young bilbo baggins.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2021 06:26 PM (85Gof)

219 @govkristinoem 3m

I'll be joining @TuckerCarlson tonight at 7:20 CT to discuss our efforts to defend fairness in women's sports.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:26 PM (cF8AT)

220 boulder t'hobo

Glad you are OK.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:26 PM (u82oZ)

221 206 26 A supermarket? Are the schools in Boulder shut down?
Posted by: Active Shooter In Training

I blame shrinkflation.

Soon my salad dressing will be all bottle and no dressing. I mean, how small can they make the damn things.

And I recently bought pringles that were %20 larger. The can, that is. same amount of chips inside, just taller.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2021 06:25 PM (LWu6U)

How much sense does that make really? I would almost expect the packaging to be more expensive than the interior for pringles.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 22, 2021 06:26 PM (Zm+LZ)

222 Let me guess, you both went as Elephants?
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:25 PM (MG416)


Are you suggesting he showed his trunk?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 22, 2021 06:27 PM (yQpMk)

223 >>The guy they lead away in handcuffs, underwear, and a bloody leg looks like a young bilbo baggins.


You can take a Hobbit out of The Shire...

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:27 PM (MG416)

224 It's never Lupus multiple shooters.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2021 06:27 PM (pAjZN)

225 @govkristinoem 3m

I'll be joining @TuckerCarlson tonight at 7:20 CT to discuss our efforts to defend fairness in women's sports.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:26 PM (cF8AT)


This is pretty rapid damage control here......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)

226 Aetius451AD

We both did. But nothing good enough for the Art Thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:27 PM (u82oZ)

227 This happened in the daytime, so where does that put it on the serious crime scale?

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:27 PM (bm04m)

228 Currently 36 degrees in Boulder.

Adds to the insanity defense.


Screams drugs to me.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 22, 2021 06:27 PM (YYlyE)

229 218 The guy they lead away in handcuffs, underwear, and a bloody leg looks like a young bilbo baggins.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2021 06:26 PM (85Gof)

Martin Freeman is the shooter!?!

Now we will have to wait 100 years for the next season of Sherlock!

Although, to be fair...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:27 PM (lmikk)

230 Shooter got a bad brownie,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 22, 2021 06:27 PM (2DOZq)

231 Ghost of JonBenet

Too soon?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 22, 2021 06:28 PM (VVEnO)

232 Perfect time for a new ad campaign from a rival grocery store, no?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)

233
I always wanted to visit Pueblo, Colorado, because that's where I heard you get all kinds of neat consumer information such as...

https://youtu.be/gVCcaf1nM00

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:28 PM (644RH)

234 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

LOL. Dark humor is the best humor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:28 PM (u82oZ)

235 Eyewitnesses in chaotic scenes are almost always wrong.
Posted by: bonhomme

I rate this comment as true.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 22, 2021 06:28 PM (GYqYy)

236 It's never Lupus multiple shooters.

Except when it is.

Posted by: D.C. "sniper" attacks at March 22, 2021 06:29 PM (YYlyE)

237 219 @govkristinoem 3m

I'll be joining @TuckerCarlson tonight at 7:20 CT to discuss our efforts to defend fairness in women's sports.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:26 PM (cF8AT)

Now comes the Lindsey Graham dance of mating.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:29 PM (lmikk)

238 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MICHAEL PENCE SENIOR at March 22, 2021 06:28 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 22, 2021 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

239 I hope only 1 person to hospital means the reports of 6 dead are typical FNM BS.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 22, 2021 06:29 PM (Aashi)

240 You can take a Hobbit out of The Shire...
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:27 PM (MG416)

Do Hobbits have a "wilding" year like the Amish?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 06:29 PM (jvt6t)

241 Here's the pic of the guy they led away in cuffs...

@YWNReporter

Unconfirmed suspect in #Boulder #Colorado shooting appears with a bloody leg.

https://tinyurl.com/yjvapcyz

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:29 PM (cF8AT)

242 Perfect time for a new ad campaign from a rival grocery store, no?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Tired of lead contamination? Try Super Bear Grocery stores.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 22, 2021 06:29 PM (EpDzw)

243 Gasp! No safe word?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:25 PM (u82oZ)
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It was a simpler time.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 22, 2021 06:29 PM (f7eEV)

244
184 That reminds me - has anyone heard what evil bad gun the sex-addicted Georgia shooter used?
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9mm pistol, i believe
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 22, 2021 06:22 PM (f7eEV)

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Ban the metric system!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 22, 2021 06:29 PM (4ndFy)

245 Eyewitnesses in chaotic scenes are almost always wrong.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 22, 2021 06:23 PM (YYlyE)


Pay no attention to the green screen comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 06:29 PM (87oRe)

246 Plus I know someone else there. We went to a body painting party in my senior year.

Words I never thought I would see NaCly type.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2021 06:29 PM (nxdel)

247
You have no idea how many times I've wanted to shoot up the supermarket when they stop stocking the stuff I like.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:30 PM (644RH)

248 I have no idea WTF is going on with the 1,000 Faces of MUMR, but some of his s**t is pretty good, like that last one about Noem and transies being injured. The auto-subbed stuff the blog put in for him/it back in the day was outstanding. One of the endearing weirdnesses of the HQ.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 06:30 PM (OTzUX)

249 Watching the news here in CO, not much news, just video of the guy in his undies bleeding in cuffs. Unknown if he is victim or shooter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2021 06:30 PM (r+sAi)

250 > I would almost expect the packaging to be more expensive than the interior for pringles.

Yeah, they're basically just instant potatoes, cheap vegetable oil, and a little salt.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2021 06:30 PM (JZT2F)

251 @govkristinoem 3m

I'll be joining @TuckerCarlson tonight at 7:20 CT to discuss our efforts to defend fairness in women's sports.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:26 PM (cF8AT)

This is pretty rapid damage control here......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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Yeah, but I don't care, I wont forget. We've been betrayed too often and too readily. She acted, and now wants to cover up her actions with words -- too late.

Posted by: Revenant at March 22, 2021 06:30 PM (Q+K8B)

252 How is Boulder for concealed carry? Allowed, forbidden, strict unless you have connections, etc?

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:30 PM (bm04m)

253 I'm still waiting on the who, what, where and why of the Las Vegas shooter.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2021 06:30 PM (R/m4+)

254 This is pretty rapid damage control here......
Indicating she understands:
[X] The pooch has been well and truly screwed
[ ] The pooch has NOT been well and truly screwed

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2021 06:30 PM (v16oJ)

255 ... rapid damage control ...
Noem reads Ace's!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2021 06:30 PM (iDvKn)

256 I always wanted to visit Pueblo, Colorado, because that's where I heard you get all kinds of neat consumer information such as...

https://youtu.be/gVCcaf1nM00
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:28 PM (644RH)


Not any more. Pueblo is now the biggest producer of THC, some of which is over 90% pure THC. And, since there's ZERO regulation of it, it's turning the population into mindless zombies because the brain just can't take that high a concentration of it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:30 PM (Zz0t1)

257 This is the Bolder Police
Will citizens planning on looting and burning please line up behind the police tape. Behind the tape please.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2021 06:31 PM (axyOa)

258 You have no idea how many times I've wanted to shoot up the supermarket when they stop stocking the stuff I like.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:30 PM (644RH)

Mello Yello Zero. I shall make a pyre of-*

*probably too far to go for a joke, but I did like that stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:31 PM (lmikk)

259 No point in taking dead to the hospital

Democrats Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2021 06:31 PM (Cxk7w)

260 The CEO of Texas Roadhouse restaurants has died at age 65 battling Covid issues. That's what the headlines say.


Actually he committed suicide allegedly because he couldn't stand the tinnitus made worse by the Covid he had earlier.


Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 22, 2021 06:31 PM (2DOZq)

261 See what happens when you don't carry your own weapon. You die die hard and sht piss blood clownnoses.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 22, 2021 06:31 PM (/yxci)

262 > Ban the metric system!

Agreed. Real men use pistols that start with ".4" or end with "magnum". Preferably both.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2021 06:31 PM (JZT2F)

263 Perfect time for a new ad campaign from a rival grocery store, no?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)

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Shop at Albertsons. We have low prices and great selection. Also, our customers don't usually get shot!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2021 06:31 PM (kTF2Z)

264 I'll be joining @TuckerCarlson tonight at 7:20 CT to discuss our efforts to defend fairness in women's sports.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:26 PM (cF8AT)

She's realized she erred. With lots of words, she will explain why this is not the hill to die on.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 22, 2021 06:31 PM (EpDzw)

265 all the victims died of the WuFlu

Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2021 06:31 PM (6iURM)

266 We both did. But nothing good enough for the Art Thread.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:27 PM (u82oZ)


Come on man, you need to let the CBD art critics evaluate your efforts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 06:31 PM (87oRe)

267
Mello Yello Zero. I shall make a pyre of-*

*probably too far to go for a joke, but I did like that stuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Wow, there's a blast from the past.

(pun intended)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:31 PM (644RH)

268 252 How is Boulder for concealed carry? Allowed, forbidden, strict unless you have connections, etc?
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They write tickets for smoking OUTSIDE, so I don't expect they're very tolerant of firearms.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 22, 2021 06:32 PM (sWM8x)

269 >How is Boulder for concealed carry? Allowed, forbidden, strict unless you have connections, etc?
Posted by: Lysenko



just avoid Boulder altogether

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 22, 2021 06:32 PM (iTXRQ)

270 there is a king soopers in boulder?

huh

isn't that a bit to serfy for boulder?

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 22, 2021 06:32 PM (4Jold)

271 248 I have no idea WTF is going on with the 1,000 Faces of MUMR, but some of his s**t is pretty good, like that last one about Noem and transies being injured. The auto-subbed stuff the blog put in for him/it back in the day was outstanding. One of the endearing weirdnesses of the HQ.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 06:30 PM (OTzUX)

That is why I am never sure whether it is actually MUMR or simply CBD we have to thank for the lucidity and wit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:32 PM (lmikk)

272 157 Why hasn't a sheriff or deputy with some balls walked in there and shot this motherfucker in the face?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 22, 2021 06:20 PM (03n3v)

The crack squad of social workers is on its way.

Posted by: Boulder Police Department at March 22, 2021 06:32 PM (xxG/v)

273 232 Perfect time for a new ad campaign from a rival grocery store, no?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt
__________

It's not safe to shop at Hole Foods.

Posted by: Furious George at March 22, 2021 06:32 PM (9vQJW)

274 18 Did they send in Cobra?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 22, 2021 06:01 PM (qoNQ/)

"You're the disease and I'm the cure."

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 22, 2021 06:32 PM (49Dnm)

275 Dang, that perp surely fits the stereotype. Loser. And literal neckbeard. In skivvies. What a POS. As noted above, working on that insanity defense from the get-go, it would appear. Mid-March in Boulder, underwear? OK.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 06:32 PM (OTzUX)

276 Aetius451AD
Now comes the Lindsey Graham dance of mating.

OMG. Thread winner!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:32 PM (u82oZ)

277 this seems like a good time to turn on britbox and watch poirot as this asshole country is going to be even more batty than usual

Posted by: Nora at March 22, 2021 06:32 PM (nyQyG)

278 263 Perfect time for a new ad campaign from a rival grocery store, no?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)

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Shop at Albertsons. We have low prices and great selection. Also, our customers don't usually get shot!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2021 06:31 PM (kTF2Z)

How often do they unusually get shot?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 22, 2021 06:32 PM (Zm+LZ)

279 >Here's the pic of the guy they led away in cuffs...

@YWNReporter

Unconfirmed suspect in #Boulder #Colorado shooting appears with a bloody leg.

https://tinyurl.com/yjvapcyz
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:29 PM (cF8AT)

Oopsie, it looks like he's not wearing his mask properly!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 22, 2021 06:32 PM (DXFDM)

280 and here is the little faggot himself to smear us

why exactly is he not banned?

Posted by: shocked face at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (FGf7L)

281 It's okay, they will have a Murder Sale.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (/yxci)

282 I'm not sure that's a bloody leg or a stocking.

But Boulder...

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (3H9h1)

283 boulder just got it ass handed to it for trying to implment an ar ban in spite of stat preemption

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (4Jold)

284
Bearded, shirtless, maskless, and shot in the leg is no way to beat Covid-19.

Posted by: Public Service Announcement at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (N/gDA)

285 264 I'll be joining @TuckerCarlson tonight at 7:20 CT to discuss our efforts to defend fairness in women's sports.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:26 PM (cF8AT)


unless she shows up and reverse cowboys a magnum wine bottle

I aint watching

Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (6iURM)

286
Not any more. Pueblo is now the biggest producer of THC, some of which is over 90% pure THC. And, since there's ZERO regulation of it, it's turning the population into mindless zombies because the brain just can't take that high a concentration of it.
Posted by: Sponge


Thank you for telling me.
Pueblo is now at the top of my list of Cities I Will Enslave.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (644RH)

287 Currently 36 degrees in Boulder.



Adds to the insanity defense.



Screams drugs to me.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 22, 2021 06:27 PM

Had a guy attack me in my garage when we lived in Kentucky. Early spring maybe 40 degrees and he was in his pajama pants and barefoot. Came in the garage when I was working on my truck asking to use my phone and I told him to go away, he came at me. Shoved him away from me and hit him with a wrench and went into the house and called the Cops. Could of shot him and it would have been a legal shoot but I didn't. They got him 30 minutes later. It was drugs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (JUOKG)

288 H.E.B - Where we've got 100% less lead poisoning AND amazing prices.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

289 What Noem should have done is stated she does not like parts of the bill, will work to get them fixed, but will sign anyways as women's sports is important.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (EpDzw)

290 Aetius451AD

That nic is pure MUMR.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

291 Shop at Albertsons. We have low prices and great selection. Also, our customers don't usually get shot!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2021 06:31 PM (kTF2Z)

Welcome to HEB San Antonio West Side. We check y'all for knives and guns on the way in. If you don't have one, we give you one. Please Social Distance!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (jvt6t)

292 How much sense does that make really? I would almost expect the packaging to be more expensive than the interior for pringles.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy


I imagine to some extent they are production limited, so increasing the amount would mean they can not ship as much to marginal markets. But I think mostly it is perception - they keep saying "bigger, better" because each time they do it bumps sales for a period. They can not keep making it bigger, since then it would be too big.

So they make the product smaller quietly, and then make it bigger with a big promo and sell a lot. Repeat over and over.

For the things that just keep getting smaller, they are stuff like salad dressing where consumption is driven by need - you have salad, and need dressing. Pringles are driven by availability - they exist, so I eat. when I run out I do not eat, but maybe I buy more if I notice again in shop. But salad dressing is different - I buy because I need, and I need because I hate vegetables and covering it with ranch makes it palatable. If they make the bottles smaller I will have to buy more.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (LWu6U)

293 The media and other Americans for whom freedom is not meant whining for the law to go kick MY ass in five...four...three...two...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 22, 2021 06:34 PM (49Dnm)

294 Sooper Dooper!

Posted by: Young Frankenstein's monster at March 22, 2021 06:34 PM (63Dwl)

295 286
Not any more. Pueblo is now the biggest producer of THC, some of which is over 90% pure THC. And, since there's ZERO regulation of it, it's turning the population into mindless zombies because the brain just can't take that high a concentration of it.
Posted by: Sponge

Thank you for telling me.
Pueblo is now at the top of my list of Cities I Will Enslave.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (644RH)

Stupid people are less useful than you might think.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 22, 2021 06:34 PM (Zm+LZ)

296 Commissar Hrothgar

No pictures. It was a more primitive time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:34 PM (u82oZ)

297
Thank you for telling me.
Pueblo is now at the top of my list of Cities I Will Enslave.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (644RH)


I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)

298 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Dammit!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 06:34 PM (jvt6t)

299 >>>Maybe we should fucking defund them.

I vote "no." Work on better ways to fire bad cops.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2021 06:34 PM (vrr8y)

300 Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2021 06:29 PM (nxdel)

{{{Jesells}}}, I hate to say this, but I don't think you have been listening carefully enough!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 06:34 PM (87oRe)

301 UGH!

@JamesArkin 11m

Eric Greitens announces on Fox News he's running for Senate in MO

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:34 PM (cF8AT)

302 Not any more. Pueblo is now the biggest producer of THC, some of which is over 90% pure THC. And, since there's ZERO regulation of it, it's turning the population into mindless zombies because the brain just can't take that high a concentration of it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:30 PM (Zz0t1)
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How, then, can you tell the difference between your typical leftist and a resident of Pueblo, CO?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 22, 2021 06:34 PM (2SdPm)

303 Never let a crisis go to waste. The Dems are already writing the narrative and sending it to their fellow Dems in Congress and the Media.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2021 06:35 PM (NpAcC)

304
tupid people are less useful than you might think.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy


1. Easy pickens.
2. Totally subserviant.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:35 PM (644RH)

305 Shop at Albertsons. We have low prices and great selection. Also, our customers don't usually get shot!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2021 06:31 PM (kTF2Z)

I witnessed the immediate aftermath of the knockout game of a poor guy that was just standing in line at Albertsons. The perp ran off right after he sucker punched the guy. I was two lines down when I heard the commotion.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 22, 2021 06:35 PM (2DOZq)

306
unless she shows up and reverse cowboys a magnum wine bottle

I aint watching
Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (6iURM)


SHIT that was funny.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)

307 Thank you for telling me.
Pueblo is now at the top of my list of Cities I Will Enslave.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:33 PM (644RH)



You'll never get a lick of work out of them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 22, 2021 06:35 PM (yQpMk)

308 Aetius, this last example was topical, related to the shooterization, so whoever did it was doing it "live". Had the feeling some of the great old substitute stuff was "in the can" and would be inserted whenever MUMR commented - and then of course the whole thing is deleted moments later. Kind of a wild and crazy thing, but I like it.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 06:35 PM (OTzUX)

309 Motive... Does Paolo shop at that store?

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2021 06:35 PM (5ZHS+)

310 Definitely a BUBBA (Brotherhood Uf Bad Bodies Association).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 22, 2021 06:35 PM (VVEnO)

311 302 Not any more. Pueblo is now the biggest producer of THC, some of which is over 90% pure THC. And, since there's ZERO regulation of it, it's turning the population into mindless zombies because the brain just can't take that high a concentration of it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:30 PM (Zz0t1)
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and what's the fastest was to get to Pueblo ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2021 06:35 PM (6iURM)

312 Shop at Albertsons. We have low prices and great selection. Also, our customers don't usually get shot!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Not many (if any) Albertsons left here.

Safeway is slowly dying as well.

Kings (Krogers) Hole Fuds and Sprouts are your choices, mostly.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 22, 2021 06:35 PM (GYqYy)

313 >>Shop at Albertsons. We have low prices and great selection. Also, our customers don't usually get shot!


Shop Ideal Market -- the hospital is just around the corner! Oh wait. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2021 06:35 PM (bDqIh)

314 Waiter, there's a brain in my soup.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 22, 2021 06:35 PM (/yxci)

315 > I would almost expect the packaging to be more expensive than the interior for pringles.

Yeah, they're basically just instant potatoes, cheap vegetable oil, and a little salt.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


And marketing. Lots of marketing.

Posted by: a marketing exec calling from his "Monday" BMW at March 22, 2021 06:36 PM (P1f+c)

316 You can take a Hobbit out of The Shire...
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:27 PM (MG416)

Do Hobbits have a "wilding" year like the Amish?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 06:29 PM

Tooks, man....bad blood in that family, amirite?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2021 06:36 PM (rBtIz)

317 Willowed...
399 381 359 Bears repeating -- if you are out in public, know what is around you. Find exits. Don't always look for doors. Windows work too (a lot of people overlook that). If you have to fight, look for weapons. In a grocery store -- get behind the meat counter where there are knives. Look for fire extinguishers. Near the housegoods aisle? Get wasp spray. Stay in the fight.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2021 06:03 PM (N39Ws)


Curious things just outside the store. One person lying on the ground on what looks like the main route into the parking lot, about 10 feet from a vehicle in the road.

Another person lying on the ground a few feet from another vehicle (looks like the running lights may be on). That vehicle is on the sidewalk at the bottom of a wheelchair ramp. Person is at the very base of the ramp next to the guardrail.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 22, 2021 06:36 PM (8C7+r)

318 Underwear shooter sure hasn't been working out.

Snake Man needs to get to yelling at his ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2021 06:36 PM (R/m4+)

319
How, then, can you tell the difference between your typical leftist and a resident of Pueblo, CO?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 22, 2021 06:34 PM (2SdPm)


Amount of drool.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 06:36 PM (Zz0t1)

320 Shop at Kroger. There's a good chance you won't die screaming in the produce aisle!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2021 06:36 PM (kTF2Z)

321 Of course the news interviews some boulderite and he says more gun control is needed in a place in which the whole city is pretty much a gun free zone.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2021 06:36 PM (r+sAi)

322 300 Jewells, apologia my dear!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 06:36 PM (87oRe)

323 I read her review of the bill the day she sent it back. The bill is a layered pos.

Sending it the bill back for revision was the appropriate thing to do.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 22, 2021 06:37 PM (QxGJc)

324
What Noem should have done is stated she does not like parts of the
bill, will work to get them fixed, but will sign anyways as women's
sports is important.

The rules are different when you're auditioning for the big chair to a very, VERY cynical and jaded demographic. Caesar's wife was a dirty whore compared to what we want, nay, what we demand, now. She had to take it out back and give the bill the Ol' Yeller treatment. Even if she was ultimately overruled, which probably wouldn't have happened.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2021 06:37 PM (v16oJ)

325 King Soopers is Kroger.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2021 06:37 PM (r+sAi)

326 Do they still send out those government pamphlets from Pueblo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2021 06:37 PM (63Dwl)

327 Are people so unaware that a guy in his skivee's , carrying a gun is walking into a grocery store doesn't draw instant attention?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2021 06:37 PM (9Na6y)

328 I hate to say this, but I don't think you have been listening carefully enough!

Well, that would certainly not be anything new.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2021 06:37 PM (nxdel)

329 Shop at Kroger. There's a good chance you won't die screaming in the produce aisle!
Posted by: D



it is the same company

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 22, 2021 06:37 PM (4Jold)

330 Never let a crisis go to waste. The Dems are already writing the narrative and sending it to their fellow Dems in Congress and the Media.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2021 06:35 PM (NpAcC)

I suspect they have a variety of talking points prepared Ahead of time and just needing a date and location.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2021 06:38 PM (axyOa)

331 Of course the news interviews some boulderite and he says more gun control is needed in a place in which the whole city is pretty much a gun free zone.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

***

Them dummies ain't made killing folks illegal yet?

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:38 PM (bm04m)

332 Not any more. Pueblo is now the biggest producer of THC, some of which
is over 90% pure THC. And, since there's ZERO regulation of it, it's
turning the population into mindless zombies because the brain just
can't take that high a concentration of it.
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My brother and his wife spent a week there a year ago and said everyone is wasted and everywhere you go it smells like pot.

Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2021 06:38 PM (+ya+t)

333 >>>Eric Greitens announces on Fox News he's running for Senate in MO

This is how you lose a Senate seat.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2021 06:38 PM (xPl2J)

334 and what's the fastest was to get to Pueblo ??
Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2021 06:35 PM (6iURM)


Inhale?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 06:38 PM (87oRe)

335 this is the kind of thing that happens when you ban ars

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 22, 2021 06:38 PM (4Jold)

336 Hard enough having to handle an active shooter and civilians who think they have a right to join in.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 22, 2021 06:19 PM (2DOZq)

Civilians don't have rights! What do you think they are, cops?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 22, 2021 06:38 PM (ifmtJ)

337 Ain't gonna watch, will hear about it, won't be surprised if Noem manages to successfully explain the situation and it turns out OK. The "ready! fire! aim!" reflex is something to behold, but I certainly understand (and share) the underlying utter lack of confidence in public figures that creates it.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 06:39 PM (OTzUX)

338 Jewells45

Prior time to being a Fleet Sailor. I was a mess (but drug-free) when I was younger. And don't ask my wife about now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:39 PM (u82oZ)

339 On another note, famous black QB Deshaun Watson has now had 14 women claim he has taken sexual liberties with them. They are all legitimate licensed massage therapists.
Outback.com's Clay Travis tells why Progda Media is igoring the 14 women's claims:
There is something odd happening with the Deshaun Watson case. Watson is a 25-year-old star quarterback entering the prime of his career, and he's now being accused of sexual assault by at least 14 different women.
This story should be all anyone talks about regarding sports.
...Watson is a superstar in the NFL. Where are all the hot takes from woke sports media personalities who usually love sharing their opinions?
Clay explained that members of sports media are conflicted because they don't know whether to support the female accusers or the young black quarterback. Either take would alienate a portion of their audience, so they have instead chosen to remain silent about the story.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 06:39 PM (sy5kK)

340 Not any more. Pueblo is now the biggest producer of THC, some of which is over 90% pure THC. And, since there's ZERO regulation of it, it's turning the population into mindless zombies because the brain just can't take that high a concentration of it.
Posted by: Sponge

The Walking Brain Dead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 22, 2021 06:39 PM (VVEnO)

341 >>and what's the fastest was to get to Pueblo ??


Right turn at Alberquerque

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:39 PM (MG416)

342 Always carry, always.

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2021 06:39 PM (gmo/4)

343 In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups: the social workers, who do their best to understand criminals, and Soros-backed prosecutors, who dismiss any resulting charges. These are their stories . . .

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 22, 2021 06:39 PM (H5knJ)

344 336 Hard enough having to handle an active shooter and civilians who think they have a right to join in.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 22, 2021 06:19 PM (2DOZq)


The civilians might just try to stop the killing.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 06:39 PM (jvt6t)

345 Hard enough having to handle an active shooter and civilians who think they have a right to join in.

***

"You should be hiding behind cars like us!"

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:39 PM (bm04m)

346 the thing is when you think about it colorado is a shithol, the big shooting things started in columbine

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 22, 2021 06:39 PM (4Jold)

347 Neckbeard? Or just wearing his covid mask as a chinstrap?

I've only looked at the one pic on YWN/twatter. The "sideburns" look more like mask straps there.

Posted by: mikeski at March 22, 2021 06:40 PM (P1f+c)

348 Shop at Kroger. There's a good chance you won't die screaming in the produce aisle!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2021 06:36 PM (kTF2Z)

Not unless you see the markup on the Organic Tomatoes.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 22, 2021 06:40 PM (eoQWY)

349 Right turn at Alberquerque

I always heard it as Alba-koik-ee.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 06:40 PM (jvt6t)

350 Clay explained that members of sports media are conflicted because they don't know whether to support the female accusers or the young black quarterback. Either take would alienate a portion of their audience, so they have instead chosen to remain silent about the story.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 06:39 PM (sy5kK)



Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide

https://bit.ly/2PrfIW8

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 22, 2021 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

351 "this is the kind of thing that happens when you ban ars"

They banned arse??

Posted by: Vincent Hannah at March 22, 2021 06:40 PM (5ZHS+)

352 Thanks to all who pointed out that Kroger and Soopers is the same company. I really strive for accuracy in my snark.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2021 06:41 PM (kTF2Z)

353 Ain't gonna watch, will hear about it, won't be surprised if Noem
manages to successfully explain the situation and it turns out OK. The
"ready! fire! aim!" reflex is something to behold, but I certainly
understand (and share) the underlying utter lack of confidence in public
figures that creates it.

Yes, but the problem is that she made the mistake when a political novice should have been able to figure it out. Trump would have.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2021 06:41 PM (v16oJ)

354 >Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 06:39 PM (sy5kK)

Kind of crazy if it happened, since a dude like that could pull as much trim as he wanted, at any time. It must be his particular kink then, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 22, 2021 06:41 PM (DXFDM)

355 >>and what's the fastest was to get to Pueblo ??


Fail at life.

Posted by: 4 at March 22, 2021 06:41 PM (KnJdm)

356 On another note, famous black QB Deshaun Watson has now had 14 women claim he has taken sexual liberties with them. They are all legitimate licensed massage therapists.
Outback.com's Clay Travis tells why Progda Media is igoring the 14 women's claims:
There is something odd happening with the Deshaun Watson case. Watson is a 25-year-old star quarterback entering the prime of his career, and he's now being accused of sexual assault by at least 14 different women.
This story should be all anyone talks about regarding sports.
...Watson is a superstar in the NFL. Where are all the hot takes from woke sports media personalities who usually love sharing their opinions?
Clay explained that members of sports media are conflicted because they don't know whether to support the female accusers or the young black quarterback. Either take would alienate a portion of their audience, so they have instead chosen to remain silent about the story.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 06:39 PM (sy5kK)

In the old days, reporters reported the truth. It made it easier than trying to decide which pressure group has more status than another.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 22, 2021 06:42 PM (eoQWY)

357 Looks like the nuts are coming out of the woodwork.. Here comes more gun laws

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2021 06:42 PM (Zmnko)

358 shocked face

I think MUMR is auto-banned. His nic does not change. So one second on, then banned.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:42 PM (u82oZ)

359 My wife will roll her eyes at me when I go through a dry fire exercise in the house and jump through a window.

It's beginning to get expensive however.

Seriously tho'... I do periodically do a dry fire exercise but not through any windows. I also do the same outside. I've learned a lot about how little actual cover I have here. Nothing of substance.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 22, 2021 06:42 PM (3H9h1)

360 332 . . . My brother and his wife spent a week there a year ago and said everyone is wasted and everywhere you go it smells like pot.
Posted by: dartist
__________

I grew up around there. It smells a heck of a lot better now.

Posted by: Furious George at March 22, 2021 06:42 PM (9vQJW)

361 Civilians don't have rights! What do you think they are, cops?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 22, 2021 06:38 PM (ifmtJ)

You know what I mean.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 22, 2021 06:42 PM (2DOZq)

362 Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2021 06:41 PM (kTF2Z)

Tough crowd. And really, really OCD.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 06:42 PM (jvt6t)

363 >>There is something odd happening with the Deshaun Watson case. Watson is a 25-year-old star quarterback entering the prime of his career, and he's now being accused of sexual assault by at least 14 different women.


Huddle Up!

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 06:43 PM (MG416)

364 and what's the fastest was to get to Pueblo ??


Fail at life.
Posted by: 4

Colorado styleguide says it is to be pronounced Pway-low.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 22, 2021 06:43 PM (GYqYy)

365 Always carry, always.
Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2021 06:39 PM (gmo/4)

yup

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 22, 2021 06:43 PM (ifmtJ)

366 Krogers is Smiths here

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2021 06:43 PM (4h6ss)

367 Tough crowd. And really, really OCD. <<<
OCD is a different store.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2021 06:44 PM (r+sAi)

368 in fairness, when the internets came along pueblo was bound to go rogue when the us gov catalog publishing grift

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 22, 2021 06:44 PM (4Jold)

369 pep, agreed - I have a more than usually incomplete grasp of the facts of the case, but already explained to the boss that this was almost surely a *process* blunder by Noem, at a minimum.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 06:44 PM (OTzUX)

370 275 Dang, that perp surely fits the stereotype. Loser. And literal neckbeard. In skivvies. What a POS. As noted above, working on that insanity defense from the get-go, it would appear. Mid-March in Boulder, underwear? OK.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 06:32 PM (OTzUX)


Very likely cops semi-stripped him to check for wounds. He looks to be bleeding a bit. May aid in keeping him subdued, but I'm untrained in such.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 22, 2021 06:44 PM (8C7+r)

371 Kroger is Kroger here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2021 06:44 PM (W+T/C)

372 How, then, can you tell the difference between your typical leftist and a resident of Pueblo, CO?

One of them is nekkid? That prolly doesn't help much.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 22, 2021 06:44 PM (HaL55)

373 Always carry, always.
Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2021 06:39 PM (gmo/4)

yup
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 22, 2021 06:43 PM (ifmtJ)

This.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2021 06:44 PM (axyOa)

374 Civilians don't have rights! What do you think they are, cops?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 22, 2021 06:38 PM (ifmtJ)

You know what I mean.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 22, 2021 06:42 PM (2DOZq)

Jah, probably. I just have become less enchanted with the boys in blue and the way they treat people who aren't fellow cops.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 22, 2021 06:44 PM (ifmtJ)

375 Pway-lo would be a good name for a drag queen J-Lo impersonator.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2021 06:44 PM (JZT2F)

376 One hundred and six Asian women, ten white women, and sixteen black women are claiming Deshaun Watson rubbed them the wrong way and want their meal ticket to pay up.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 22, 2021 06:45 PM (QxGJc)

377 Anyone else find this....odd?

@Breaking911 1m

Sidney Powell moves to dismiss Dominion's defamation lawsuit

She says that when she accused Dominion of being part of an election-rigging scheme with ties to Venezuela, "no reasonable person would conclude" those "were truly statements of fact"

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:45 PM (cF8AT)

378 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2021 06:45 PM (lmikk)

379 Kroger was Ralphs in Cali

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2021 06:45 PM (4h6ss)

380 OMG: local dude on 9News is calling for "more gun laws".

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 22, 2021 06:45 PM (GYqYy)

381 Damn, Deshaun has raped 14 Asian women?

That white bastard!

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 06:45 PM (bm04m)

382 I think MUMR is auto-banned. His nic does not change. So one second on, then banned.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 06:42 PM (u82oZ)



He *is* auto-banned.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 22, 2021 06:45 PM (ZSK0i)

383 TV interviewing a witness. "We need better gun control laws."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 22, 2021 06:45 PM (sWM8x)

384

nood pervert

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2021 06:45 PM (644RH)

385 Finally, there's the gun control asshole.

Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2021 06:45 PM (+ya+t)

386 And this is Colorado, my much more frugal county sends 8-12 patrol cars to block an intersection just to investigate a traffic accident.

Given that illegal aliens dont need a stinking license or insurance, that may be only prudent, but it screams of having a whole lot of traffic cops.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 22, 2021 06:45 PM (Aashi)

387 in fairness, when the internets came along pueblo was bound to go rogue when the us gov catalog publishing grift
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 22, 2021 06:44 PM (4Jold)

I remember those commercials.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 22, 2021 06:45 PM (ifmtJ)

388 Keep forgetting the links....

https://tinyurl.com/yk3ema5a

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:45 PM (cF8AT)

389 Just getting here, what's with the lined out posts? or is it just me somehow. Sorry if addressed a hundred times already.

Posted by: From that time at March 22, 2021 06:45 PM (1VbWy)

390 371 Kroger is Kroger here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2021 06:44 PM (W+T/C)

Up here it's Fred Meyer. And we carry. Yes we do. Even at Freddie's.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 22, 2021 06:46 PM (okGHj)

391 You know what I wish we had? An Aldis

Apparently they got the best keto bread shit that is the cats meow

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at March 22, 2021 06:46 PM (MZCWQ)

392 in fairness, when the internets came along pueblo was bound to go rogue when the us gov catalog publishing grift

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 22, 2021 06:44 PM (4Jold)

lol

Posted by: 4 at March 22, 2021 06:46 PM (KnJdm)

393 294 Sooper Dooper!
sooper dooper pooper!

Posted by: Dima Kalidenko at March 22, 2021 06:46 PM (sGtp+)

394 What's the angle here? Is it the story of a coddled athlete gone bad? Or how his career at college lead to a string of sexual assaults? Or is it just that rape is cool now?

It's not cut and dried.

Posted by: Sports Media at March 22, 2021 06:46 PM (yQpMk)

395 Nood.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 22, 2021 06:46 PM (pLEy5)

396 > dont need a stinking license

Public transit would be a lot more palatable if you did need a license for that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2021 06:46 PM (JZT2F)

397 I truly despise the news media

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2021 06:47 PM (Szv5S)

398 Looks like the nuts are coming out of the woodwork.. Here comes more gun laws

Right on cue. Odd, is it not?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 22, 2021 06:49 PM (W4eKo)

399 Jah, probably. I just have become less enchanted with the boys in blue and the way they treat people who aren't fellow cops.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 22, 2021 06:44 PM (ifmtJ)

I understand and don't disagree.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 22, 2021 06:49 PM (2DOZq)

400 >>>Seriously tho'... I do periodically do a dry fire exercise but not through any windows. I also do the same outside. I've learned a lot about how little actual cover I have here. Nothing of substance.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 22, 2021 06:42 PM (3H9h1)
-------------

Brick house but the windows are situated in such a way that there is only one small spot for cover.
My house is a kill zone.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 22, 2021 06:49 PM (QxGJc)

401 Obviously this is TRUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP's fault...

Posted by: James at March 22, 2021 06:50 PM (JLQTf)

402 There wasn't this many emergency vehicles on 9-11.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at March 22, 2021 06:51 PM (UFgOG)

403 196 >>>Watching the live feed. If anyone lives in Bolder, now would be a good time to rob some banks across town.

Or the cannabis shops.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2021 06:24 PM (xPl2J)

IDK about CO, but in most WA pot shops, many of the clerks are carrying, as is often the doorman who checks ID.
The only theft I'm aware of in 7 or so years is crooks running a car into the walls and hit and run the merchandise in the middle of the night.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 06:53 PM (sy5kK)

404 Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2021 06:38 PM (+ya+t)
My brother and his wife spent a week there a year ago and said everyone is wasted and everywhere you go it smells like pot.

Sounds and smells like Amsterdam.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at March 22, 2021 06:53 PM (dsr5O)

405 Piggly Wiggly stores are starting to come back. A lot of them were bought up by BI-LO and then sold to Food4Less for some reason. They sucked after that. But Piggly Wiggly is starting to buy them back now.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 22, 2021 06:54 PM (yh2er)

406 Colorado styleguide says it is to be pronounced Pway-low.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 22, 2021 06:43 PM (GYqYy)

Huh? I grew up on the Front Range and that's news to me. Had to go there once a year for state 4-H when my sister trained dogs. And only remember it being pronounced as spelled.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 22, 2021 06:56 PM (1lKRm)

407 301 UGH!

@JamesArkin 11m

Eric Greitens announces on Fox News he's running for Senate in MO
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 06:34 PM (cF8AT)

How long was Mr. Greitens in office before he resigned?

He came out of nowhere and resigned in a hurry as I recall. How anyone in MO votes for that dude again is beyond my ability to understand.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 22, 2021 06:59 PM (49Dnm)

408 Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at March 22, 2021 06:46 PM (MZCWQ)

Yes. But we haven't been able to get any for a couple of weeks because of some sort of recall. Costco is supposed to have decentish keto bread, and HEB does, but it isn't zero net carb and HEB dropped the My Pillow guy so you have to decide your priorities.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 22, 2021 06:59 PM (1lKRm)

409 It turns out legalizing EVERYTHING will not in fact lead to a reduction of violence?

Who could have seen this totally unforeseen set of circumstances?

Posted by: sven at March 22, 2021 07:01 PM (Lzpvj)

410 52 Willowed on previous thread............
Bears repeating -- if you are out in public, know what is around you.
Find exits. Don't always look for doors. Windows work too (a lot of
people overlook that). If you have to fight, look for weapons. In a
grocery store -- get behind the meat counter where there are knives.
Look for fire extinguishers. Near the housegoods aisle? Get wasp spray.
Stay in the fight.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2021 06:06 PM (N39Ws)

"Shelter in Place" will get you killed! Get out if you can. Get out.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 22, 2021 07:03 PM (cknjq)

411 Actually, who cares if your a journalist or a bystander during an active shooting. Do what you are told and get out of the way and out of the crime scene. It is legal for law enforcement to tell you to move back during a shooting and especially when they start setting up a crime scene.

With the way most Americans are today; I would advise anyone against joining law enforcement or the military.

Posted by: YatYas at March 22, 2021 07:03 PM (0nArq)

412 Safeway is slowly dying as well.

You'd think, but it's surprising the stores it owns that does not have the Safeway name.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 22, 2021 07:04 PM (49Dnm)

413 411 Posted by: YatYas at March 22, 2021 07:03 PM (0nArq)

Law enforcement kills dogs and ignores Antifa.

We should call them what they are, the ushers for the communards.

Posted by: sven at March 22, 2021 07:05 PM (Lzpvj)

414 399 Jah, probably. I just have become less enchanted with the boys in blue and the way they treat people who aren't fellow cops.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 22, 2021 06:44 PM (ifmtJ)

I understand and don't disagree.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 22, 2021 06:49 PM (2DOZq)

This. And I do not get why there are so many apologists for cops in this country.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 22, 2021 07:06 PM (49Dnm)

415 414 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 22, 2021 07:06 PM (49Dnm)

When done impartially it is a noble calling a lot like soldiering.

Trouble is they were told organizationally "different spanks for different skanks" and embraced it.

I had their back for decades unless they were tacitly and overtly non-righteous.

That ship has sailed.

Posted by: sven at March 22, 2021 07:09 PM (Lzpvj)

416 Up here it's Fred Meyer. And we carry. Yes we do. Even at Freddie's.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 22, 2021 06:46 PM (okGHj)

And Carr's (Safeway). At least when I was in Anchorage. I never once set foot in Fred Meyer.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 22, 2021 07:09 PM (49Dnm)

417 If I ever come upon a scene of violence, and find a journalist bleeding out I'll be sure to get some good cell phone pics for his next of kin.

Render aid, you say? Maybe save a life?

Not if he's a "journalist."

Posted by: ThomasD at March 22, 2021 07:12 PM (zsJp/)

418 411" Actually, who cares if your a journalist or a bystander during an active shooting. Do what you are told and get out of the way and out of the crime scene. It is legal for law enforcement to tell you to move back during a shooting and especially when they start setting up a crime scene."

This, right here, sir. I just wish the police killed that idiot - police officers can, and should, do as they damn well please. Americans must respect police officers, and if it means that the police kill millions of disgusting ungrateful citizens to get that point across, so be it. My brother's a cop, and I just find it appalling that cops are restrained my laws and the Constitution. That ain't right.

Posted by: Michael Berry at March 22, 2021 07:17 PM (49Dnm)

419 Kurt Eichenwald is already hoping the shooter is an antimasking fanatic.

Posted by: Andrew at March 22, 2021 07:18 PM (zRR8c)

420 "When done impartially it is a noble calling a lot like soldiering."

Yeah, good luck with that. Law enforcement attracts people who want to lord it over their fellow citizens. Sure, like anything else, there are people in those ranks who want to, and will do, the right thing. But they are increasingly few and far between.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 22, 2021 07:19 PM (49Dnm)

421 374 Civilians don't have rights! What do you think they are, cops?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 22, 2021 06:38 PM (ifmtJ)

Recently, I was pulled over by a cop for having a burned out headlight. TRICK QUESTION: who was the civilian in that situation?

Answer: the cop. The cop doesn't answer to the UCMJ. I do.

If you are not held accountable to the UCMJ, you are a civilian. Period. Cops ARE civilians. (Unless they are NG or Reserve...)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 22, 2021 07:23 PM (49Dnm)

422 336 Hard enough having to handle an active shooter and civilians who think they have a right to join in.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 22, 2021 06:19 PM (2DOZq)

Yeah, I know. The cops shoud stay away and let the military handle it.

(Police officers ARE civilians. If you are a cop and have a problem with that, go see a military recruiter. They'll be happy to take you in the NG or Reserves.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 22, 2021 07:27 PM (49Dnm)

423 "Send in the drone he says".

"It's worth the lives of the people in there." Says the sanctimonious asshole who was too busy filming to pull downed people to safety.

Asshole.

Posted by: ThomasD at March 22, 2021 07:36 PM (zsJp/)

424 Even if you served in the military; your still a citizen of the United States and have no more rights then any other citizen.

Once again; I would not recommend joining law enforcement or the military to anyone with the way most Americans act today.

Posted by: YatYas at March 22, 2021 07:49 PM (0nArq)

425 417 If I ever come upon a scene of violence, and find a journalist bleeding
out I'll be sure to get some good cell phone pics for his next of kin.



Render aid, you say? Maybe save a life?



Not if he's a "journalist."

Posted by: ThomasD at March 22, 2021 07:12 PM (zsJp/)

Ever see the movie "Nightcrawler", not the one with the german speaking mutant, either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 22, 2021 08:03 PM (ynpvh)

426 Now that this thread is probably dead:
As to them waiting outside, is entry/clearing being done from the other side? If you send multiple units in from multiple directions, you get crossfire. Clearing, as urgent as the situation is, needs to be done carefully and methodically and it looks fucking slow. But if you do it at a run, bad guy pops out and wastes the point man and now you have another body to drag.

Posted by: Xenophon at March 22, 2021 08:24 PM (Czm5z)

427 When anyone on the radio hear "active shooter", they go. Desk
jockeys that haven't been outside the officer for two years lumber erect
and limp towards the door. From every agency that has bullets on their
belt. Everybody goes, that's why there are so many there.

Posted by: Xenophon at March 22, 2021 08:24 PM (Czm5z)

428 When
you hear multiple shooters, however right that is, going in
individually is a losing game and drags out the fight. In 90% of active
shooters, they're done killing the people they want in the first five
minutes. Las Vegas, Pulse, so forth are the incredibly rare exceptions.
If they guy had a leg wound, they most likely cut his clothes off to put on a tourniquet.

Posted by: Xenophon at March 22, 2021 08:25 PM (Czm5z)

429 And
if they had an officer shot responding, they were probably ordered to
hold at the doors until they could get ballistic shields up. Don't know
very many people who can crowd through a fatal funnel under fire. And
every centerfire rifle cartridge will go through standard body armor
unless it has specific (and heavy) rifle plates on it, and those only
cover a couple of square inches of chest/back. And even those are only
good for certain calibers.

Posted by: Xenophon at March 22, 2021 08:25 PM (Czm5z)

430 So, yeah, they
yelled at a journalist. Unless they pummelled him and threw him in a
car, I'd say they have more important shit to do than make sure he's
safe. The new trend for bad guys (see Mumbai) is to have an intel guy
watching social media to see where the responders are showing up and
shoot or bomb there. Baddies nowadays are also planting surprises on
delay outside, so even behind cover there aren't a lot of safe spots.

Posted by: Xenophon at March 22, 2021 08:25 PM (Czm5z)

431 Apologies for carpet bombing--kept getting market as spam, had to break it into several posts. I hope nobody's seriously hurt, I hope the bad guy's the only one bleeding at the end of the day, but if you guys are shitting on the officer who got drilled trying to get in there and stop it, then you aren't the people I thought you were.
That makes a person feel very alone

Posted by: Xenophon at March 22, 2021 08:28 PM (Czm5z)

432 Instead of helping people, pull out a camera instead.
I hate this world.

Posted by: Daniel J Kunkle at March 22, 2021 10:20 PM (bkqDH)

433 More deep state false flags with civilian collateral damage. Just like the Obama years.

Posted by: Gringo2020 at March 23, 2021 10:04 AM (HUVHg)

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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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