After "Adopting" Two Rescue German Shepherds for the Public Relations Value, Biden Abandons Dogs After One Supposedly Shows "Aggression"

They took on these dogs just for a 24 hour burst of good press.

Now that the good press is over, and there's nothing more to be milked from the dogs, Biden is abandoning them.

Supposedly due to aggressiveness.

As Richard Grennell points out: Biden lives at the White House, not at the "Biden family home." This is CNN attempting to euphemize that Biden is abandoning the dogs/dumping them on someone else. Biden will almost surely die in office so he's never going back to the "Biden family home" to reunite with these dogs.

Obviously the Biden White House jumped to post one of their stupid tweets, so that the Wine Moms (and their NeverTrump cvck husbands) can say "Oh that's cute, I like dogs. No one who likes dogs could be a bad man."

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Yeah sure he's dumping the dogs on his housekeeper, who will just feed them once a day and otherwise leave them alone and unloved.

Like teenaged children in Biden's Endless Lockdowns.

But his tweets are so nice, right?

Meanwhile, people wonder: Did Trump "get" to the dog?

Sad!

Posted by: Ace at 02:20 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at March 09, 2021 02:20 PM (3sOO0)

2 You all misunderstand, they didn't "abandon" them, it's a... er... random lateral residence change... yeah.

Look! A russian squirrel!

Posted by: somedood at March 09, 2021 02:21 PM (wsx8x)

3 Now that the good press is over, and there's nothing more to be milked from the dogs, Biden is abandoning them.

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This too is the story of Hunter.

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 02:21 PM (lhy1l)

4 Zho Buy-Den- Dog hater.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 09, 2021 02:22 PM (ipUr0)

5 Obama ate them.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 02:22 PM (TAe4E)

6 If a GSD lays the enamel on you, you probably deserved it.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 09, 2021 02:22 PM (MkuC5)

7 Dogs discarded like votes at 4am.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:22 PM (l+lsS)

8 "Aggressive behavior involving Major Biden." Who's Major Biden?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 02:22 PM (VP4Cd)

9 Turns out Major does not like peanut butter, no matter where you put it.

Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:22 PM (RKp8A)

10 "Joe says he doesn't remember ever having dogs, and he can prove it by saying it out loud with only a little stammering". ~Jill Biden (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at March 09, 2021 02:22 PM (3sOO0)

11 Turns out old Fido didn't like the idea of Biden trying to go knuckles deep.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (kTF2Z)

12 Poor props, I mean dogs

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (Zmnko)

13 The Biden Harris White House?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (9dzlp)

14 Nobody likes a biter.

A nibbler, however...

Posted by: Dana Perino at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (TAe4E)

15 Yeah well dogs can sense child molesters and evil at a long range.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

16 That can't be a German Shepherd's dog bed because it's not ripped to shreds.

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (+y8uL)

17 i hope the dogs bit him. and kamala

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (8D42x)

18 I'll have to circle back on that.

Posted by: Jen Pdoggie, getting into the dog bed at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (DMUuz)

19 Biden will almost surely die in ~~office~~ the basement chained to the radiator ...

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Fixed.

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (lhy1l)

20 Did Trump's office stationery say 'Trump-Pence' on everything?

Why is it 'Biden-Harris', instead of just 'Biden'?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (hKTv8)

21 Seems like the troll who always used to tell us on the pet thread that "Trump hates dogs" should weigh in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (VP4Cd)

22 Major Biden

Major Asshole Biden, reporting for duty

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:24 PM (l+lsS)

23 Turns out Major does not like peanut butter, no matter where you put it.
Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:22 PM (RKp8A)

Dana Perino hardest hit...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 09, 2021 02:24 PM (8D42x)

24 Maybe somebody with dog knowledge can tell me, do dogs display strange /aggressive behavior Around dementia afflicted individuals?

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2021 02:24 PM (w45GJ)

25 Now Joe can't blame all the poop and pee on the White House carpets on the dogs.

Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2021 02:24 PM (gmo/4)

26 I maintain that this is all a cover-up after Biden got confused and bit one of the dogs.

Posted by: CppThis at March 09, 2021 02:24 PM (zcf1k)

27 The dog tweets are lame. You do something like that it the dog steals a donut off the table during a press conference.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 09, 2021 02:24 PM (hZfEk)

28 Obviously the Biden White House jumped to post one of their stupid tweets, so that the Wine Moms (and their NeverTrump cvck husbands) can say "Oh that's cute, I like dogs. No one who likes dogs could be a bad man."
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They used it the other direction a few years ago. Trump doesn't like dogs. This was used to demonstrate how terrible Trump is. After all, if he doesn't like dogs then he clearly can't be a good president.

Trump: Doesn't like dogs; is bad.
Biden: Uses a couple of dogs as a prop and then abandons them; is good.

Or something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:25 PM (Jsjd7)

29 They had to get rid of the dogs, Ace.

'Give the dog a bone' results in a conditioned response for the Vice President.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 02:25 PM (TAe4E)

30 Turns out Major does not like peanut butter, no matter where you put it.
Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:22 PM

That's crazy talk!

Posted by: Jasper at March 09, 2021 02:25 PM (DMUuz)

31 "Aggressive behavior involving Major Biden." Who's Major Biden?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 02:22 PM (VP4Cd)

The dog's name is Major.

It's also, I assume, a thinly veiled reference to the son Joe actually loved, Beau.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 09, 2021 02:25 PM (jOcSX)

32 My GSD gets mouthy sometimes but never bites. If he wanted to though he could bite your arm off.

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 02:25 PM (+y8uL)

33 Don't animals sense illness?

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2021 02:25 PM (w45GJ)

34 Must be very bad people in the White House when dogs do not love you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 02:25 PM (u82oZ)

35 That mangey mutt tried to kill me in the bathroom. Beside Harris pointed out "You know who else had German Shepherds?"

Posted by: Joe Biden's bleeding eye at March 09, 2021 02:25 PM (9dzlp)

36 Why is it 'Biden-Harris', instead of just 'Biden'?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (hKTv

Grooming us.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 09, 2021 02:25 PM (jOcSX)

37 You gonna eat that?

Posted by: JEF at March 09, 2021 02:25 PM (7fjOm)

38 $100 says Joe doesnt even know he owns a dog.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (NCKUD)

39 Yeah I got aggressive. I got aggressive when the weird dizzy white haired guy tried to sniff me.

Posted by: The Dog at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (l+lsS)

40 11 Turns out old Fido didn't like the idea of Biden trying to go knuckles deep.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (kTF2Z)

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Heh. Front hole or back hole ... or embrace the power of *and*?

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (g6ouB)

41 Aggressive behavior involving Major Biden." Who's Major Biden?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 02:22 PM (VP4Cd)

possibly SecDef, per Joe.

Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (RKp8A)

42 At least they didn't have to eat peanut butter out of Dr Jill's scamper.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (I8FKK)

43 Are these the same dogs Biden was playing with when he hurt his ankle?

Posted by: weew at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (+m+uH)

44 For mom, pop, apple pie, and baseball:

https://tinyurl.com/5fdrmfyj

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (NWM+b)

45 Good grief, is there no end to the evil of these people.

Abandon your dogs.

Gotta believe it's better for the dogs, really. And who knows, maybe Joe tried to grope and f**k the dogs too.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (oQ94s)

46 That's pretty ironic, coming from Joe Biteme

Posted by: As Miklos sees it at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (QzkSJ)

47 The dog tweets are lame. You do something like that it the dog steals a donut off the table during a press conference.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 09, 2021 02:24 PM (hZfEk)

WTF even is that? That's an official White House Twitter account?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (Ez6QX)

48 he's dumping the dogs on his housekeeper, who will just feed them once a day and otherwise leave them alone and unloved.

Like teenaged children in Biden's Endless Lockdowns.
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There are teen girls out there who wish Creepy Joe would leave them alone and unloved.

But no such luck.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (k4dH2)

49 What pets does Kamala have? If none, she'd better get one soon!

Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (AMIL/)

50 Didn't some wag in DC say that if you wanted a friend there, get a dog.

I don't think this was what they meant.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 09, 2021 02:27 PM (HaL55)

51 Are these the same dogs Biden was playing with when he hurt his ankle?
Posted by: weew at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (+m+uH)

No, that was the granddaughter.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:27 PM (oQ94s)

52 Must be very bad people in the White House when dogs do not love you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 02:25 PM (u82oZ)
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I imagine it isn't an ideal environment for a dog. Lots of people in and out all the time (most of them strangers), owner away for long periods of time, probably a fixed schedule for walks due to prep work, etc. I suspect that only a *very* good-natured breed - like a Labrador of some kind, maybe - could tolerate it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:27 PM (Jsjd7)

53 Who actually refers to a dog using the family name?

That seems odd to me.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2021 02:27 PM (m45I2)

54 Hitler Finds Out the WH German Shepherds Were Given Away

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:27 PM (l+lsS)

55 I hope they find a better home for these two dogs. They deserve way better.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 09, 2021 02:28 PM (nxdel)

56 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

57 Stay away from the road. I repeat, stay away from the road.

Posted by: Buddy Clinton at March 09, 2021 02:28 PM (I8FKK)

58 > WTF even is that? That's an official White House Twitter account?!

No, it's a "fan" account.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:28 PM (YYlyE)

59 I don't think a president should have a dog for the show. When can they give the dog the attention it needs?
Obviously some presidents might actually have a beloved family pet.
That dog bed leaning against the White House wall makes me think of a trailer house with a car on blocks outside.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 09, 2021 02:28 PM (lgiXo)

60 Only room in this house for one dog.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at March 09, 2021 02:28 PM (l+lsS)

61 Who actually refers to a dog using the family name?

That seems odd to me.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2021 02:27 PM (m45I2)
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The vet does. The animal's name with the owner's last name.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:28 PM (Jsjd7)

62 Maybe Major got confused because he saw Joe's lips move but heard Susan Rice's voice.

Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:28 PM (RKp8A)

63 "I have evidence of Hillary Clinton's wrongdoings" ~Major Biden (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at March 09, 2021 02:28 PM (3sOO0)

64 The only thing lamer than the Biden dog Twit account is when failed Internet reviewer Noah Antwiler (Spoony) had a separate Twitter account for his dog and he used it to try to mock Trump.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 09, 2021 02:28 PM (9Ovst)

65 Biden just sucks.

The whole family sucks.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

66 There was no dog on Benson, was there?

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (rTHzc)

67 I can also tell you that young GSDs can get pretty rambunctious and when they are running and jumping around they can easily accidentally knock an old fart down.

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (+y8uL)

68 I honestly thought that all White House correspondence just said White Hous on it. Maybe I am wrong. Seems kinda fragile to slap their names on it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (9dzlp)

69 So if there's a major Biden then I'm assuming there's also a minor Biden?

Posted by: weew at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (+m+uH)

70 The Dog

That's funny right there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (u82oZ)

71 But his tweets are so nice, right?

They were offered a cat, but he was committed to never having to say "Pussy" ... so declined.

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (g6ouB)

72 I hope Major doesn't go feral like Hunter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (VVEnO)

73 Why have a real dog when you've got the lap dog media?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

74 How long had the Bidens had these dogs? Have they been family pets for a long time or were they recently adopted?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (45fpk)

75 It's also, I assume, a thinly veiled reference to the son Joe actually loved, Beau.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 09, 2021 02:25 PM (jOcSX)

"Loved."

Why did Beau die?

Because he wanted to.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:30 PM (oQ94s)

76 The dog bed outside isn't as sad as it looks. They're just airing it out. That's where Joe curls up for a nap after a hard day of doing drugs to stay up long enough to play video games. He is, shall we say, a little bit leaky. They need to hose it down and air it out between uses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:30 PM (Jsjd7)

77 Biden is a parakeet kind of guy, come on man. And Jill, well don't get me started. PSA - SGAmmo has a restock, AK, 5.56 and .308 avail. Also 50 BMG for you outliers.

Posted by: Only Context at March 09, 2021 02:30 PM (xEIoY)

78 Is this really surprising?
Obama did the same thing, didn't he? Photo op with a dog, then no more was heard of it. Probably because he ate it.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at March 09, 2021 02:30 PM (jMEOg)

79 Who actually refers to a dog using the family name?

That seems odd to me.

I used to occasionally, jokingly refer to my cat by her name + my last name when I scolded her or felt like referring to her in a formal way.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:30 PM (YYlyE)

80 Who actually refers to a dog using the family name?

That seems odd to me.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2021 02:27 PM (m45I2)

Exactly. The correct last name for Major is something like Disaster, Malfunction, etc. Our cat Sausage's last name is -N-Peppers.

Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:30 PM (RKp8A)

81 There was no dog on Benson, was there?
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (rTHzc)
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"Nice work, Clayton!"

Posted by: Doof at March 09, 2021 02:30 PM (mZUr4)

82 I suspect that only a *very* good-natured breed - like a Labrador of some kind, maybe - could tolerate it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:27 PM (Jsjd7)

Yeah, german shepherds are not a good choice. They need work to burn off energy. A couple of greyhounds can be run around for about twenty minutes and spend the rest of the day napping.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 09, 2021 02:30 PM (jOcSX)

83 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Good point.

But PPPPPP.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 02:30 PM (u82oZ)

84 43 Are these the same dogs Biden was playing with when he hurt his ankle?
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Given how old and frail Joe and Jill are, they probably shouldn't have dogs around that they can trip over anyway. They could break a hip. Especially since Jill often insists on wearing high spiky heels that are designed for much younger women.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2021 02:30 PM (k4dH2)

85 You know what other socialist liked German Shepard's?

Yep Der Fuhrer.

And he tried out cyanide on the beast before he used his Walter on his bad socialist self.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2021 02:30 PM (Y274z)

86 So if there's a major Biden then I'm assuming there's also a minor Biden?
Posted by: weew at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (+m+uH)
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Several of 'em. Most get acquainted with my bed.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 09, 2021 02:30 PM (Jsjd7)

87 Before you put them in the crates and take them to Delaware...

tape up Major's front paws one last time.

Posted by: Dr Jill at March 09, 2021 02:30 PM (fEm99)

88 Right. Pure breed German Shephard "rescue dogs"

Just like every other lie.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at March 09, 2021 02:31 PM (y5oH4)

89 Transfer the dogs to DC National Guard so they can be turned loose on "domestic terrorists."

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 09, 2021 02:31 PM (dYe5S)

90 The dogs were moved from The White House for their own safety. Even they have no idea WTF Biden is saying.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2021 02:31 PM (VpIIl)

91 There was no dog on Benson, was there?
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (rTHzc)

Ingrid the maid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2021 02:31 PM (O0W1V)

92 I occasionally refer to my dog as Paisley T. Dog.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 09, 2021 02:31 PM (lgiXo)

93 Maybe they should send the dogs away for a year or so to be trained.

That's what most pet owners do, right?

Posted by: Bo and Sunny Obama at March 09, 2021 02:31 PM (I8FKK)

94 You don't adopt work dogs as a prop. Work dogs need to be worked. Sad fucks are these posers.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 09, 2021 02:31 PM (03n3v)

95 Bidens can't even raise dogs, explains a lot about their kids.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 02:31 PM (ifmtJ)

96 Doctor momma Jill said the dogs have to go live on a farm. But that means I get all the Beggin' Strips to myself now.

Momma doctor Jill gives me one when I shit in the big boy toilet and not in my drawers.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2021 02:31 PM (Geoni)

97 So if there's a major Biden then I'm assuming there's also a minor Biden?
Posted by: weew at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (+m+uH)

The Bidens don't allow Minors around Joe.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 09, 2021 02:31 PM (jOcSX)

98 If Major was the one that bit someone (I'm sure they deserved it), why did Champ get sent away also?

Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 02:31 PM (cF8AT)

99 59. Wait until there is a washer on the porch.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2021 02:32 PM (qJ/Pj)

100 Exactly. The correct last name for Major is something like Disaster, Malfunction, etc. Our cat Sausage's last name is -N-Peppers.
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Biden's dog should be named Major Electoral Fraud.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2021 02:32 PM (k4dH2)

101 WTF puts a dog bed on the side of the White House?

True trailer park trash.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 09, 2021 02:32 PM (FMoYW)

102 Umm, Major Biden...Steiner...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 02:32 PM (kTF2Z)

103 Right. Pure breed German Shephard "rescue dogs"
Just like every other lie.
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at March 09, 2021 02:31 PM (y5oH4)

Missed that and good catch - preposterous.

Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:32 PM (RKp8A)

104 Those dogs usefulness has been completed. They'll definitely be Trotskied. Damn shame. Had those dogs gone to a normal, stable, family, they'd be fine. Pets can sense dysfunction.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 09, 2021 02:32 PM (v+p2f)

105 100 Exactly. The correct last name for Major is something like Disaster, Malfunction, etc. Our cat Sausage's last name is -N-Peppers.
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Biden's dog should be named Major Electoral Fraud.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2021 02:32 PM (k4dH2)

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I would have commented earlier, but I had to take a Major Biden, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 02:32 PM (NWM+b)

106 These pet names are lame too, "Bo", "Major Biden".

If I was a public official and my PR ppl wanted me to get a dog, I'd name it something like "Bloodfeast the Despoiler".

Wine moms wouldn't like it, but f-em.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 09, 2021 02:32 PM (9Ovst)

107 Major Biden didn't kill himself.

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 02:32 PM (g6ouB)

108 Are we sure that bed is for the dogs?

I mean, would Biden know the difference?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2021 02:32 PM (VpIIl)

109 So if there's a major Biden then I'm assuming there's also a minor Biden?
Posted by: weew at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (+m+uH)

ever one Joe smells?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 09, 2021 02:32 PM (8D42x)

110 No, it's a "fan" account.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:28 PM (YYlyE)

OK, thanks. Ace's post said "Biden's White House" posted it, so I was confused.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 02:33 PM (Ez6QX)

111 44 For mom, pop, apple pie, and baseball:

https://tinyurl.com/5fdrmfyj
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But mostly Pop!

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2021 02:33 PM (U1eOr)

112 They probably have enough problems with poop all over the White House without a couple of big dogs running around.

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 02:33 PM (+y8uL)

113 Rosebud!

Posted by: Joe Biden's bleeding eye at March 09, 2021 02:33 PM (9dzlp)

114 Who actually refers to a dog using the family name?

That seems odd to me.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2021 02:27 PM (m45I2)

Joe doesn't trust anybody who's name isn't Biden.

They refer to Valerie Jarrett as Valerie Biden. When Xi Jinping called, he says "Herro? Is dis Joe? Hiya Joe, itsa me, Xi Biden!"

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:33 PM (oQ94s)

115 Rescue purebred GSD absolutely happens. Friends of mine adopted a rescue purebred who lived another ten years. Paid a breeder for a pup companion that only last six, three with hip dysplasia. Rescuers specialize in breeds all the time.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 09, 2021 02:33 PM (eO5wY)

116 Just as predicted , Disney is now pulling a lot of their old classic cartoons because racist images. Hollywood better get ready to candle about 90% of their movies before around 2008 or so.

Burn, baby, burn,

Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2021 02:33 PM (MxEKc)

117 The dogs are a metaphor for the American people.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2021 02:33 PM (VpIIl)

118 There was no dog on Benson, was there?
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (rTHzc)

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The daughter was kinda homely.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 02:34 PM (kTF2Z)

119 Trump never had a dog!

Posted by: Submoronic troll at March 09, 2021 02:34 PM (63Dwl)

120 Does anyone know how long they've had these dogs? When they were "rescued"?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2021 02:34 PM (45fpk)

121 We've had GSDs almost my entire life. We've even had Schutzhunds - protection dogs. Random and unwanted aggressive behavior in GSDs is the result of poor training and not socializing the animal by the owners. Major's behavior is the result and another example of the Biden's not being good people.

Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2021 02:34 PM (gmo/4)

122 What happens first? They give the dogs away to someone who can handle them more regularly, or Biden dies in office and gives the dogs away?

Posted by: Buzzion at March 09, 2021 02:34 PM (G2zl5)

123 OK, thanks. Ace's post said "Biden's White House" posted it, so I was confused.

Yes, it is confusing. The correct reference is to Harris' White House.

Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:34 PM (RKp8A)

124 the dogs did not like Joe sniffing them ..

(quick search shows only one comment mentioned Joe sniffing, so far)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2021 02:34 PM (Cus5s)

125 The only doggie Kamala ever had was not canine.

I suspect Hunter wandered to close and one or both of the GSD's sensed evil.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 09, 2021 02:34 PM (qZdIZ)

126 116 Just as predicted , Disney is now pulling a lot of their old classic cartoons because racist images. Hollywood better get ready to candle about 90% of their movies before around 2008 or so.

Burn, baby, burn,

Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2021 02:33 PM (MxEKc)

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They can't outright get rid of them because the library is where the actual value of these streaming services lies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 02:34 PM (NWM+b)

127 " Disney is now pulling a lot of their old classic cartoons because racist images"
Now they can remake them again. $$$!

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 02:34 PM (+y8uL)

128 Trump said pussy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 02:34 PM (yQpMk)

129 Major Biden's chicken is tonight's special at the Chinese joint down the street from the White House.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 09, 2021 02:35 PM (Geoni)

130 Biden dogs put down after aggressive behavior was discovered to be right wing conspiracy.

Posted by: dartist at March 09, 2021 02:35 PM (+ya+t)

131 95 Bidens can't even raise dogs, explains a lot about their kids.
___________________

Yeah but the dogs can't give Joe and Jill 10% of their take of the grift, so you can understand why J&J can't work up any interest in them.

At least they got some $$$ from the dysfunctional kids!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2021 02:35 PM (k4dH2)

132 Major is going to join Socks in the camps.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2021 02:35 PM (2DOZq)

133 Did Trump's office stationery say 'Trump-Pence' on everything?

-----

Trump-Pussy would have been better.

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 02:35 PM (g6ouB)

134 These pet names are lame too, "Bo", "Major Biden".

If I was a public official and my PR ppl wanted me to get a dog, I'd name it something like "Bloodfeast the Despoiler".

Wine moms wouldn't like it, but f-em.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 09, 2021 02:32 PM

You would need a fuzzy little purse-sized dog that you can name Fluffy, The Destroyer of Worlds.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2021 02:35 PM (16vTQ)

135 > Random and unwanted aggressive behavior in GSDs is the result of poor training and not socializing the animal by the owners.

Betcha Joe's crackhead son stuck his thumb up the dog's butt and the dog objected.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (YYlyE)

136 74. Grammie I think the older one whose 12 was acquired when Biden was VP. Not sure when they got Major whose only 3.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (qJ/Pj)

137 Da fuq?!

@Breaking911

REPORTER: "We were promised a White House cat, what happened to that?"

PSAKI: "Where is the cat? Today is a good day for the cat. I don't have any update on the cat. We know the cat will break the internet."

https://tinyurl.com/ybw3x6r5

Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (cF8AT)

138 SG Ammo's first newsletter since June 2020:
https://www.sgammo.com/ammo-stock
Wonder how long it will last...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (kgoyk)

139 I thought the correct term was Thieving Joe's Usurpation Emporium?

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (pQHyE)

140 At least they aren't telling everyone that they are being sent to live on a farm. That farm where everyone sends their unwanted pets.

Let's see, the Clintons killed off Buddy after leaving the White House, the Obama's sent their puppies off for a few years of training, and the Bidens are shipping their dogs back "home".

Sound like a whole bunch of dog lovers to me.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (I8FKK)

141 Major is going to join Socks in the ~~camps~~ wok.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2021 02:35 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (16vTQ)

142 so adopting a dog they can't handle and that they get rid of as soon as it gets inconvenient? sounds like just another day at any major city dog shelter.

Posted by: brak at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (cG+eD)

143 That's not a MyPillow dog bed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (63Dwl)

144 Yeah, my last GSD was the product of a two-time sieger champion. I've had GSD's my entire life. This is a Biden issue, not a dog issue.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

145 Reporters asked about the dog situation in today's White House Press Briefing. Jenny said an interesting thing - that when DOCTOR JILL travels, the dogs are sent to be cared for by family friends, so sending them to Delaware is not a big deal. So...sounds like DOCTOR JILL is responsible for the dogs when Jill is around, in the White House, Delaware, wherever. At least they have not turned civil servants into dog caretakers - according to Jenny P.

In response to a question above, I read online someplace that it was Major who was involved with Joe breaking his foot.

Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (AMIL/)

146 Thanks Jen!

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (45fpk)

147 Yes, it is confusing. The correct reference is to Harris' White House.
Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:34 PM (RKp8A)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 02:37 PM (Ez6QX)

148 You would need a fuzzy little purse-sized dog that you can name Fluffy, The Destroyer of Worlds.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2021 02:35 PM (16vTQ)

My Yorkie's name is 'Bruiser'.

I didn't name him.

Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 02:37 PM (cF8AT)

149 Time to put down Old Smeller.

Not the dog though; that would be cruel.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2021 02:37 PM (iDvKn)

150 Doesn't vice preezy Harris have her own house or does she live with Joe?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2021 02:37 PM (9dzlp)

151 And in today's weather, Hell has frozen over.

Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.

-
I agree with Hillzebub.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 09, 2021 02:37 PM (VVEnO)

152 Someone needs to caption the Omen dog clip as happening at the White House.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2021 02:37 PM (2DOZq)

153 Anyone mention that Biden broke his foot pulling the dog's tail as the president-elect was exiting the shower? These are all dog tales.

Posted by: iandeal at March 09, 2021 02:37 PM (vgGyZ)

154 Given how old and frail Joe and Jill are, they probably shouldn't have dogs around that they can trip over anyway. They could break a hip. Especially since Jill often insists on wearing high spiky heels that are designed for much younger women.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2021 02:30 PM (k4dH2)

I think she's counting on Hunter or the secret service detail to help her with that...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 09, 2021 02:37 PM (8D42x)

155 The truth is someone taught the dogs to bark out the words "Trump Won".

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:37 PM (l+lsS)

156 I read this incorrectly .The aggressive behavior was by one of the dogs-whom they call "Major Biden." LOL. I once joked that we should call a stray cat we adopted Cleo _____(last name of spouse) and add it to the membership list because she spent a fair amount of time in church, and who would know cat wasn't a member, but do people really call their pets,"King Smith" "Rover Jones" or give them military titles like-Major Biden?!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 02:37 PM (VP4Cd)

157 145 Reporters asked about the dog situation in today's White House Press Briefing. Jenny said an interesting thing - that when DOCTOR JILL travels, the d

It does give reporters some fluff to ask questions about.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 09, 2021 02:37 PM (lgiXo)

158 Why is it 'Biden-Harris', instead of just 'Biden'?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (hKTv

-----

Darrell Biden-Harris had a ring to it ... like an assassin.

;-)

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 02:38 PM (g6ouB)

159 Betcha Joe's crackhead son stuck his thumb up the dog's butt and the dog objected.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (YYlyE)

Hunter primary uses asses as a platform to snort cocaine off of, so maybe that was it.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 09, 2021 02:38 PM (9Ovst)

160 REPORTER: "We were promised a White House cat, what happened to that?"

PSAKI: "Where is the cat? Today is a good day for the cat. I don't have any update on the cat. We know the cat will break the internet."

No "circle back?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 02:38 PM (YqDXo)

161 >>> Jill often insists on wearing high spiky heels that are designed for much younger women.

Mutton dressed as lamb...

Posted by: it's what's for dinner at March 09, 2021 02:38 PM (UnQlg)

162 So I'm thinking Major isn't likely to make Lieutenant Colonel.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2021 02:38 PM (axyOa)

163 Forget Obama, I'd be surprised if the dogs weren't shipped off to the local ChiComs.

Usually you can say people who mistreat dogs are garbage, but the speed at which Biden is betraying everyone- even the most unconditionally loyal of creatures- surprises even me. At least the Clintons were smart enough to get a cat.

Posted by: trev006 at March 09, 2021 02:38 PM (by5uQ)

164 As we're coming up on the anniversary of the lockdown, I realized that the Feelz Party has turned this from "Two weeks to flatten the curve and not swamp the hospitals" has turned into N years to make Feelz people feel safe.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 02:38 PM (FYe3W)

165 At least they aren't telling everyone that they are being sent to live on a farm. That farm where everyone sends their unwanted pets.

Let's see, the Clintons killed off Buddy after leaving the White House, the Obama's sent their puppies off for a few years of training, and the Bidens are shipping their dogs back "home".

Sound like a whole bunch of dog lovers to me.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (I8FKK)

Related, it is estimated there may be well over 1000 girls who were processed through Epstein's operation, and nobody knows where any of those girls are now.

Nobody.

I think we now know. They've been sent to the Biden farm.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:38 PM (oQ94s)

166 Biden's policies even make his dogs depressed and suicidal. The dogs should be grateful they didn't wind up in Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at March 09, 2021 02:38 PM (YwPJG)

167 Why is it 'Biden-Harris', instead of just 'Biden'?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (hKTv

Yeah, it should be "Harris-Biden."

Or maybe "Soros et al."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 02:38 PM (YqDXo)

168 Mutton dressed as lamb...
Posted by: it's what's for dinner at March 09, 2021 02:38 PM (UnQlg)
++++
Now that's funny, right there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:39 PM (Jsjd7)

169 I can lick my Mcguirk

Posted by: Major Biden at March 09, 2021 02:39 PM (b+v9B)

170 OMG!!! Biden's euphemizing the dogs -- both of them! Even the non-biter?!!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2021 02:39 PM (iDvKn)

171 Major Biden's choke collar will now go back to it's original use; bondage time between the Good Doctor Jill and Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 09, 2021 02:39 PM (Geoni)

172 This is just sad -- sad for the dogs.

The Bidens should not have adopted German sherperds given that they are smart and require engagement, a job. Get freakin' lap dogs that will snooze in their cuddler bed while Joe ~~works~~ dozes and dodders in the oval office.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2021 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

173 All cartoon characters shall henceforth be grayish, dumpy, non-binary characters of indeterminate race, gender, nationality, species. Like what the Dems want for all their subjects.

Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2021 02:39 PM (MxEKc)

174 My Yorkie's name is 'Bruiser'.

I didn't name him.
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 02:37 PM

Whoever did must have watched Legally Blonde one too many times.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2021 02:40 PM (16vTQ)

175 Of course that means the other dog was called Champ Biden. They even lie when they're naming dogs.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:40 PM (l+lsS)

176 Nazi Shepards.

Follow the clues.

-A

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 02:40 PM (FYe3W)

177 The dogs are on ice for the next State Dinner.

Posted by: Chef Chang at March 09, 2021 02:40 PM (+y8uL)

178 Funny he did the same thing to Hunter

Posted by: YaHump at March 09, 2021 02:40 PM (UVJQE)

179 156 I read this incorrectly .The aggressive behavior was by one of the dogs-whom they call "Major Biden." LOL. I once joked that we should call a stray cat we adopted Cleo _____(last name of spouse) and add it to the membership list because she spent a fair amount of time in church, and who would know cat wasn't a member, but do people really call their pets,"King Smith" "Rover Jones" or give them military titles like-Major Biden?!.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 02:37 PM (VP4Cd)

Some people do. I know the vet will just likely to help differentiate animals. I had an ex that liked giving them middle names too.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 09, 2021 02:40 PM (G2zl5)

180 Rescue dogs can be difficult. German Shepherds can be aggressive. They took the Corgi's away from Queen Elizabeth because they feared the dogs could trip her. Joe can't take care of himself, much less a dog, so off they go to the family mansion in Delaware. I lived in Wilmington for a year (bleh). The area north of Wilmington has serious big bucks (DuPont money). How could Joe possibly buy a home in that gated community on a public "servant" salary? Now the neighborhood is going to the dogs.

Posted by: Ddad99 at March 09, 2021 02:40 PM (u35cg)

181 Show the dogs! Give them a presser!

I bet they're DOA in Wilmington.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 09, 2021 02:41 PM (Y5fDH)

182 In response to a question above, I read online someplace that it was Major who was involved with Joe breaking his foot.
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (AMIL/)

Obviously a patriotic dog.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 02:41 PM (YqDXo)

183 Biden was getting confused with the commands:
Staff: come--Joe: You mean me? --
Staff: No Joe, the dogs.
Staff: Sign these--
Joe: You mean the dogs? --
Staff: ... No, you Joe.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2021 02:41 PM (Cus5s)

184 Grammie according to WZ they adopted Major in Nov 2018. He's 3 years old. Champ is 13 so maybe they had him for awhile. Don't really know.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 09, 2021 02:41 PM (nxdel)

185 >>Why is it 'Biden-Harris', instead of just 'Biden'?

We all know why -- so that it's a seamless transtion to 'Harris-Biden' and then 'Harris-Buttigieg.'

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2021 02:41 PM (bDqIh)

186 The Biden's adopting those dogs is absurd. Except for the PR.

They obviously don't have the time to care for, train or love those dogs.

They are a pure trash family.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 09, 2021 02:41 PM (FMoYW)

187 Our last GSD's name was Gunnar.

Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2021 02:41 PM (gmo/4)

188 Is that really the back wall of The White House? Looks like a proto homeless encampment. WTF ? LOLGF .

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (r1y4Q)

189 REPORTER: "We were promised a White House cat, what happened to that?"
--------

Where is alcohol spray when you need it. My God they're beyond pathetic.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (l+lsS)

190 "Biden's euphemizing the dogs"
I'm not sure that Biden calling them the "Uh, the things" is a euphemism.

Posted by: Chef Chang at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (+y8uL)

191 Thanks Jewells

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (45fpk)

192 And he named the dog "Major" because he needed to pander to the military.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (i4CI5)

193 All cartoon characters shall henceforth be grayish, dumpy, non-binary characters of indeterminate race, gender, nationality, species. Like what the Dems want for all their subjects.
Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2021 02:39 PM (MxEKc)

That was a particularly gruesome Fairly Oddparents episode, when Timmy Turner wished everyone was the same.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (oQ94s)

194 My wife claims that all pets also need a formal and middle name, so that they can be scolded appropriately.

Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (RKp8A)

195 German mil-surp 308 Win - 148 Grain - FMJ - 20 Rounds; $0.94 per round; https://bit.ly/3epS0pU

This is berdan primed stuff, so not easy to reload.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (YYlyE)

196 Joe should be sent to live on a farm, along with his stupid dogs.

Posted by: Ddad99 at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (u35cg)

197 I guess BiteMe didn't like the sniffing competition.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (QjGTg)

198 So according to that press release, Champ is a floofer.
Got it

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (axyOa)

199 You'd be aggressive too if a crazy old man followed you around all day trying to stick his finger in your ass.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (cpa7Q)

200 Yeah, my last GSD was the product of a two-time sieger champion. I've had GSD's my entire life. This is a Biden issue, not a dog issue.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

The wife just got a GSD. 8 weeks old now. A bit of a biter.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (ifmtJ)

201 Ace - excellent lengthy post up on zerohedge (currently 2nd from the top) about the fraud and grift perpetrated by the Lincoln ejac... I mean project

Posted by: Jonah goldberg at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (z6Rgj)

202 Let's see, the Clintons killed off Buddy after leaving the White House, the Obama's sent their puppies off for a few years of training, and the Bidens are shipping their dogs back "home".
__________________

The Clintons let their chocolate lab Buddy get run over and killed by a car in Chappewa soon after they left the WH.

And they gave their cat Socks to the WH secretary who had been the person actually taking care of it.

They never gave a shit about either animal. They were just used for photo opps to fool the rubes into thinking the Clintons were normal.

Vile, disgusting people.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (k4dH2)

203 Major took off on his own when he found out that the rainbow bridge means something different among progressives.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (16vTQ)

204 In response to a question above, I read online someplace that it was Major who was involved with Joe breaking his foot.
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (AMIL/)

Should've named the dog "Hunter."

It would go some way toward rehabilitating the name in the family.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

205 Billy Idol and Bob Marley. "With a Rebel Yell, Get Up! Stand Up! Stand Up For Your Rights."
https://tinyurl.com/3nxwawbb

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 09, 2021 02:43 PM (Y5fDH)

206 If that dog had been properly trained to kill Beijing Biden, a la Boys From Brazil, maybe KommieLaw would have personally awarded it the Congressional Medal of Honor.

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 02:43 PM (g6ouB)

207 Major and Champ Biden were given two spots on the board of Dominion.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 09, 2021 02:43 PM (Geoni)

208 Spotted any dog carcasses floating down the Potomac?

Posted by: Sphynx at March 09, 2021 02:43 PM (rXie1)

209 Don't purebred dogs often have multiple names given by the breeder, which identify the dog's lineage and the kennel?

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 09, 2021 02:43 PM (lgiXo)

210 Our last GSD's name was Gunnar.

Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2021 02:41 PM (gmo/4)

I have a relative named Gunnar. Well, he's dead now. Still.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2021 02:43 PM (45fpk)

211 Funny he did the same thing to Hunter
Posted by: YaHump at March 09, 2021 02:40 PM (UVJQE)
---
Only Hunter did that one thing to him.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 02:43 PM (FYe3W)

212 Another pathetic attempt at authenticity. Trump was right to forego getting a dog.

Posted by: Revenant at March 09, 2021 02:43 PM (+4D1M)

213 The dogs are on ice for the next State Dinner.
Posted by: Chef Chang at March 09, 2021 02:40 PM (+y8uL)

Here's my RSVP!

Posted by: Bobama at March 09, 2021 02:43 PM (oQ94s)

214 Hey, CNN didn't call her Dr. Jill in that tweet. This after International Women's Day solved everything. For shame!

Posted by: spindrift at March 09, 2021 02:43 PM (q37N8)

215 The Clintons let their chocolate lab Buddy get run over and killed by a car in Chappewa soon after they left the WH.

And they gave their cat Socks to the WH secretary who had been the person actually taking care of it.

They never gave a shit about either animal. They were just used for photo opps to fool the rubes into thinking the Clintons were normal.

Vile, disgusting people.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (k4dH2)

Now do Chelsea. They turned her over to her farrier.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

216 Josef Stolin won't even acknowledge his own grandchild....what chance did a dog ever have.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2021 02:44 PM (Y274z)

217 Smart dogs like German Shepherds won't work for a moron. So they've been banished to the Delware Gulag.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 09, 2021 02:44 PM (NVDjf)

218 189 REPORTER: "We were promised a White House cat, what happened to that?"

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Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (l+lsS)

Did someone say pussy? I'm on it!!!!
--- Hunter Biden

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2021 02:44 PM (N39Ws)

219 "German mil-surp 308 Win - 148 Grain - FMJ - 20 Rounds; $0.94 per round; https://bit.ly/3epS0pU"

Picked up a 500 round case yesterday of Federal 7.62x.51 for~$.79 a round

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2021 02:44 PM (VpIIl)

220 There is a lesson here for those not completely consumed by politics....... there is always reason pets are free.

Posted by: dr kill at March 09, 2021 02:44 PM (r1y4Q)

221 Any Major Dude Will Tell You.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 02:44 PM (FYe3W)

222 The real aggression occurred when Sundown Joe asked Michelle Obama if she would clean up the dog shit. Naturally, she declared Joe a racist and from there it degraded into the swamp.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 09, 2021 02:44 PM (03n3v)

223 My sister has a Yorkie named Pumpkin and a black lab named Cherry. I like to ask her when she's getting another dog and naming it Lemon Meringue. She doesn't think it's funny.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 02:44 PM (Ez6QX)

224 Ahwoooo!

Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2021 02:44 PM (FhXTo)

225 Where is alcohol spray when you need it. My God they're beyond pathetic.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (l+lsS)
++++
It's the press doing what they do: massaging the taint of the Democrat-in-chief with their tongues while running interference on the administration's behalf at every opportunity.

They're a bunch of sycophantic lickspittles who have never manifested or even encountered a scintilla of honesty or honor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:44 PM (Jsjd7)

226 189 REPORTER: "We were promised a White House cat, what happened to that?"

Was it lunchtime, perchance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 02:44 PM (YqDXo)

227 44 For mom, pop, apple pie, and baseball:
https://tinyurl.com/5fdrmfyj
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (NWM+b)

I have a warm towel to wrap her in, if she'll just finally get to me at the lounge chairs. I'll keep watching until she does.

Posted by: BifBewalski - poor cold, wet thing at March 09, 2021 02:45 PM (VcFUs)

228 OT but not really: These days when I look at the news I feel like an abused spouse waiting for the next bitch slap.

Posted by: Zek at March 09, 2021 02:45 PM (r4fw8)

229 This has all started to become about me, hasn't it?

Posted by: Gunnar Nelson at March 09, 2021 02:45 PM (Geoni)

230

Has the race of the person bitten been disclosed?
One might assume that were the dog to belong to GEOTUS, this would be the headline in red across all of the MSM...

Posted by: Zettai at March 09, 2021 02:45 PM (JilQx)

231 The wife just got a GSD. 8 weeks old now. A bit of a biter.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (ifmtJ)

==============
they can still be a "bit of a biter" at 80 pounds with two inch fangs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 09, 2021 02:45 PM (Y5fDH)

232 Put a lid on those pups!

Posted by: dartist at March 09, 2021 02:45 PM (+ya+t)

233
The wife just got a GSD. 8 weeks old now. A bit of a biter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (ifmtJ)

And when your wife does that do you go for the rolled up newspaper or the spray bottle of water?

Posted by: Buzzion at March 09, 2021 02:46 PM (G2zl5)

234 "The wife just got a GSD. 8 weeks old now. A bit of a biter.

Posted by:MAE

GSD pups chew everything. Get him a big thick piece of rope. It might last a couple of weeks.

You've got to keep him from mouthing your hands. Give him a substitute when he tries.

Posted by: Chef Chang at March 09, 2021 02:46 PM (+y8uL)

235 Twenty four years have elapsed since Notorious B.I.G. died in a drive-by shooting in LA on this date in 1997.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 09, 2021 02:46 PM (m/Gc2)

236 Joe's gonna look odd wearing the cone of shame.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2021 02:46 PM (axyOa)

237 I see the Clinton's piss-poor treatment of their dog and cat has already been mentioned.

Then again, these people think it's okay to kill inconvenient babies, so no surprise there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 02:46 PM (QE98t)

238 Joe's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Posted by: Major Biden at March 09, 2021 02:46 PM (vD+8F)

239 My wife claims that all pets also need a formal and middle name, so that they can be scolded appropriately.
Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (RKp8A)

I recall having a purebred dog when we were growing up. He had a formal name, that needed to be unique, for some sort of registry, I guess.

So if, let's say, we called him Burt, his formal name would have to be something like Burtafragelistic Tackspialodosious.

But if that name was taken, well dammit. Try again.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:46 PM (oQ94s)

240 Our last GSD's name was Gunnar.

Posted by: Archer

I have a relative named Gunnar. Well, he's dead now. Still.

Posted by: grammie winger
Our Gunnar is gone now too. Several years ago. I still miss him.

Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2021 02:46 PM (gmo/4)

241 How about a toad in aquarium? That would be safe for Joey.

Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2021 02:46 PM (MxEKc)

242 They knew the dogs were up to no good when they found an official WH purchase order for 20 thousand dollars worth of dog toys.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 02:46 PM (kTF2Z)

243 Reporters asked about the dog situation in today's White House Press Briefing. Jenny said an interesting thing - that when DOCTOR JILL travels, the dogs are sent to be cared for by family friends, so sending them to Delaware is not a big deal. So...sounds like DOCTOR JILL is responsible for the dogs when Jill is around, in the White House, Delaware, wherever. At least they have not turned civil servants into dog caretakers - according to Jenny P.

In response to a question above, I read online someplace that it was Major who was involved with Joe breaking his foot.
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2021 02:36 PM (AMIL/)

Zero chance Doctor Jill, Not a Medicine Woman, is actually providing food and exercise for those dogs herself. Of course some lackey or secret service agent was demoted to dog handler.

The Dementia Patient in Chief, probably doesn't even know he supposedly owns a dog. Perhaps one day the dog he usually hallucinates after stepping out of the shower turned out to be real and didn't much care for the tail grabbing antics.

Posted by: Sjg at March 09, 2021 02:47 PM (gDSJf)

244 Obviously, Trump promised Major a Congressional Medal of Honor if he took care of Joe, Kamala, and Nancy. There's the MoH precedent set of course.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2021 02:47 PM (iDvKn)

245 They were delicious.

Posted by: Barry O at March 09, 2021 02:47 PM (2cfUo)

246 Dang it off sock.
No don't wack the dog. Give him an alternative to your hand.

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 02:47 PM (+y8uL)

247 Joe's gonna look odd wearing the cone of shame.
Posted by: Diogenes

*glare*

Posted by: Beldar and Primat at March 09, 2021 02:47 PM (QzkSJ)

248 They knew the dogs were up to no good when they found an official WH purchase order for 20 thousand dollars worth of dog toys.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 02:46 PM (kTF2Z)

Now they can omit that line item from H.R. 1.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

249 I guarantee you the Bush's Scotty Terriers got snippy. That's what they do.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2021 02:47 PM (2DOZq)

250 Obama ate a dog.

Posted by: Carmenzoid at March 09, 2021 02:47 PM (9sa5h)

251 GSD pups chew everything. Get him a big thick piece of rope. It might last a couple of weeks.

You've got to keep him from mouthing your hands. Give him a substitute when he tries.
Posted by: Chef Chang at March 09, 2021 02:46 PM (+y8uL)

Good advice, on the rope. I'll try that.
We have an assortment of Kong toys. When she bites my hands or toes, I try to redirect to the toy and say 'No' loudly.

I'm hopeful she'll improve. She's just a baby, I know.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 02:48 PM (ifmtJ)

252 There was that fella known as Prince. Then Fomerly Known As Prince.

The Chi nese killed him but didn't eat him. Too much fentanyl in him to be tasty.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2021 02:48 PM (Y274z)

253 So I'm thinking Major isn't likely to make Lieutenant Colonel.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2021 02:38 PM

Very few can, actually, which is why when we speak, people like you should listen.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at March 09, 2021 02:48 PM (DMUuz)

254 Th Most Powerful, The Most Wise, and The Most Compassionate Democrat did not simply call the dog whisperer guy?

Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 09, 2021 02:48 PM (rxR5g)

255 OMG, HuffPo execs are savages.

HuffPo employees were invited to a virtual meeting, password "spring is here." At that meeting they were told 47 of the people there would be laid off, but they wouldn't tell who. They were told that if they didn't get an email by 1pm, they were out.

So every HuffPo employee had to watch their email, not knowing if they were one of the 47.

It's hilarious that even HuffPo execs know their people are trash, and deserve horrible treatment.

https://bit.ly/38kBt2L

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:48 PM (YYlyE)

256 German mil-surp 308 Win - 148 Grain - FMJ - 20 Rounds; $0.94 per round; https://bit.ly/3epS0pU

This is berdan primed stuff, so not easy to reload.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (YYlyE)

It's very good ammo, though Berdan. Very accurate for milspec ammo. I've shot a couple of thousand rounds of this.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 02:48 PM (yQpMk)

257 Great buy Marcus!

Posted by: Only Context at March 09, 2021 02:48 PM (xEIoY)

258 223 My sister has a Yorkie named Pumpkin and a black lab named Cherry. I like to ask her when she's getting another dog and naming it Lemon Meringue. She doesn't think it's funny.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 02:44 PM (E

Go with "Poontang." Or "Hair."

See if you can get her to yell at you to knock it off.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 09, 2021 02:48 PM (G2zl5)

259 I'm hopeful she'll improve. She's just a baby, I know.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 02:48 PM (ifmtJ)

All pups chew when they're teething.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 02:48 PM (YqDXo)

260 >>How about a toad in aquarium? That would be safe for Joey.

Just sit him in front of a computer screen with a fish tank screensaver and he'll be good for the day.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2021 02:48 PM (bDqIh)

261 My sister has a Yorkie named Pumpkin and a black lab named Cherry. I like to ask her when she's getting another dog and naming it Lemon Meringue. She doesn't think it's funny.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 02:44 PM

Go with Cosmic Crisp Apple!

Go Cougs!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2021 02:49 PM (axyOa)

262 My sister and her dem politician husband had a dog. The one who did not tell me about a 50th party they had for our parents while I was in CA.
It was a Portuguese water dog (?? not sure of name) and the poor dog was basically put into the hall to beg for attention all day. So when I lived in NJ and would visit, I would make a point of going out with it and running around. Damn dog loved to run. He would want to chase around for hours no matter the weather. I think I was the only one who paid it any attention, so whenever I would visit he would go crazy and I had to spend a half hour at least outside with him chasing him in circles.
It was very bad for my psyche. I would feel terrible for the dog and wished I could take it to a dog park with a lake or something, but it was not my dog. Best I could do was run around the yard. f--ing dem politicians are all the same.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 09, 2021 02:49 PM (LWu6U)

263 so milk crates and garbage dog beds leaning against the outside of the White House. who's the white trash again?

Posted by: x4 at March 09, 2021 02:49 PM (oA+QO)

264 180 Rescue dogs can be difficult. German Shepherds can be aggressive. They took the Corgi's away from Queen Elizabeth because they feared the dogs could trip her.
_______________

I read some articles a few years ago that said the queen was not going to get any more Corgis after her last one (who was elderly and has since passed on) died, because she was afraid of tripping over them.

But last week I read an article that said she just bought two new Corgi pups from an online breeder.

I guess she couldn't resist and figured it was worth the risk. She loves dogs.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2021 02:49 PM (k4dH2)

265 The wife just got a GSD. 8 weeks old now. A bit of a biter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (ifmtJ)

And when your wife does that do you go for the rolled up newspaper or the spray bottle of water?
Posted by: Buzzion at March 09, 2021 02:46 PM (G2zl5)

Water bottle. I'm not a savage. Girls need to be trained, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 02:49 PM (ifmtJ)

266 People think German Shephards are "good" dogs, but they are just smart dogs who know when they are being bad and hide it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 02:49 PM (yQpMk)

267 ... So if, let's say, we called him Burt, his formal name would have to be something like Burtafragelistic Tackspialodosious. ...
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:46 PM (oQ94s)
++++
Gandhi, as we all know, often led (to outward appearances, anyway) an ascetic life. He wore rough homespun and went without shoes, no matter how far he had to walk. He was also often on a hunger strike, which resulted in his body becoming quite weak. When he did eat, it was an often an unusual diet and this, combined with his starvation and other factors, led to brutally bad breath. His breath was legendary. People put up with it, though, because of the fight he was leaving and his engagement with G-d to the point of being mystical.

So what does this mean?

It means that he was a super calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:50 PM (Jsjd7)

268 241 How about a toad in aquarium? That would be safe for Joey.
Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2021 02:46 PM (MxEKc)

*pulls up pants*

*hops down from aquarium*

Oh. You meant toad, not turd?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 09, 2021 02:50 PM (VcFUs)

269 My sister has a Yorkie named Pumpkin and a black lab named Cherry. I
like to ask her when she's getting another dog and naming it Lemon
Meringue. She doesn't think it's funny.
Is your sister named Karen by any chance??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2021 02:50 PM (iDvKn)

270 This is one of those times when I wish I hadn't deleted my FB account so I could post this story for all my lefty dog rescuer friends. They were falling all over themselves because Biden adopted from a shelter and that there would be dogs in the WH again. I wonder if they will end up back at the shelter again. Owner surrenders are the first to be euthanized. These poor dogs were used as props and their usefulness is done. But hey, we've brought civility and kindness back to the WH so there's that.

Posted by: Dogmom29 at March 09, 2021 02:50 PM (4F0Ct)

271 How about a toad in aquarium? That would be safe for Joey.
Posted by: Ripley

Terrarium for a toad.

Posted by: Major Biden at March 09, 2021 02:50 PM (vD+8F)

272 205 Billy Idol and Bob Marley. "With a Rebel Yell, Get Up! Stand Up! Stand Up For Your Rights."
https://tinyurl.com/3nxwawbb
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 09, 2021 02:43 PM (Y5fDH)

Rasta Yell

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 09, 2021 02:50 PM (/6GbT)

273 Are these the gay dogs that shower with Biden?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 09, 2021 02:50 PM (tztuS)

274 51 Are these the same dogs Biden was playing with when he hurt his ankle?
Posted by: weew at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (+m+uH)

No, that was the granddaughter.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:27 PM (oQ94s)

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Not that the virtual vegetable would know the difference ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 02:50 PM (g6ouB)

275 BETA FISH SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2021 02:50 PM (O0W1V)

276 The CFPB, which everyone wants defunded was given new life by The Fraud. Today they put out regulatory guidance on discrimination. It read in part, you perform gender based discrimination if you discriminate based on actual or perceived nonconformity with sex based or gender based stereotypes.

Thank God, we're saved. And we have nice Tweets.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2021 02:50 PM (VpIIl)

277 Terrarium for a toad.

Posted by: Major Biden at March 09, 2021 02:50 PM (vD+8F)

Ferrarium for a frog.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2021 02:51 PM (1ISKN)

278 The vicious assault took place in the middle of the night while Kamala Harris was grabbing a sandwich. The dog was wearing a MAGA hat and lunged at her while barking "this is Trump country"!

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 09, 2021 02:51 PM (Geoni)

279 249 I guarantee you the Bush's Scotty Terriers got snippy. That's what they do.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2021 02:47 PM (2DOZq)

I believe it was pointed out this morning that one bit a reporter. The thing is I'm almost certain that the actual story was that the reporter was told to leave the dog alone and he didn't listen.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 09, 2021 02:51 PM (G2zl5)

280 Major the Dog was probably good-natured before he spent time around Angry Joe the Bully.

Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2021 02:51 PM (AMIL/)

281 Well, I already had one bitch in the White House who's an expert in doggy-style...

Posted by: Joe Bribin' at March 09, 2021 02:51 PM (Bmy3R)

282 278 The vicious assault took place in the middle of the night while Kamala Harris was grabbing a sandwich. The dog was wearing a MAGA hat and lunged at her while barking "this is Trump country"!
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 09, 2021 02:51 PM (Geoni)

========

Even the dogs know that the election was stolen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 02:52 PM (NWM+b)

283 235 Twenty four years have elapsed since Notorious B.I.G. died in a drive-by shooting in LA on this date in 1997.
*******
BLM yo

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2021 02:52 PM (Y274z)

284 they can still be a "bit of a biter" at 80 pounds with two inch fangs.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 09, 2021 02:45 PM (Y5fDH)

God, I hope not. We don't want an aggressive dog. We're trying to raise her as a companion, not doing bite work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 02:52 PM (ifmtJ)

285 Major's probably off getting the same surgery that Jill had done to Joe when he started getting unmanageable.

Castration and lobotomy: keeps him nice and docile.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 02:52 PM (QE98t)

286 So what does this mean?

It means that he was a super calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:50 PM (Jsjd7)

I knew it was coming.

I larfed anyway.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:52 PM (oQ94s)

287 Just sit him in front of a computer screen with a fish tank screensaver and he'll be good for the day.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2021 02:48 PM (bDqIh)
++++
Get a 90s era Macintosh with the AfterDark "Flying Toasters" screen saver. He'll be captivated *and* confused.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:52 PM (Jsjd7)

288 Didn't Socks the WH cat get Vince Fostered after the Clintons left office? Something about 'a traffic accident'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2021 02:52 PM (F0YaR)

289 Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:48 PM (YYlyE)

Those vicious HuffPo execs just missed one grand opportunity - the password could have been, should have been 'learn to code'.

Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:52 PM (RKp8A)

290 So hunter tried to fuck the dog, didn't he.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 09, 2021 02:53 PM (LWu6U)

291 Very few can, actually, which is why when we speak, people like you should listen.
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at March 09, 2021 02:48 PM (DMUuz)

fook off you blue falcon POS. Wanna go a few rounds with an embittered senior warrant officer?

Posted by: BifBewalski - I has a hard on for ruining blue falcon careers at March 09, 2021 02:53 PM (VcFUs)

292 I recall having a purebred dog when we were growing up. He had a formal
name, that needed to be unique, for some sort of registry, I guess.
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Iirc it's the lineage so you can trace where it came from and adds to the price of it's pups. I think that came from a time when people were a bit more honest.

Posted by: dartist at March 09, 2021 02:53 PM (+ya+t)

293 My dad used to train labs for hunting. He gave one of them a middle initial and last name.

Kip U Idiot

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 02:53 PM (kTF2Z)

294 > Ferrarium for a frog.

Derrierium for a jackass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 02:53 PM (QE98t)

295 290 So hunter tried to fuck the dog, didn't he.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 09, 2021 02:53 PM (LWu6U)

========

"That's one way to describe a long term, fulfilling relationship between two consenting mammals..."
-Jen Psaki

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 02:53 PM (NWM+b)

296 Are these the same dogs Biden was playing with when he hurt his ankle?
Posted by: weew at March 09, 2021 02:26 PM (+m+uH)

No, that was the granddaughter.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:27 PM (oQ94s)

Not that the virtual vegetable would know the difference ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 02:50 PM (g6ouB)

Right, that's why they had to get rid of the dog. Dogs have too much self-respect to allow themselves to be fingerbanged.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:53 PM (oQ94s)

297 Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

*pan to shot of socialist hanging onto spacecraft*

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2021 02:54 PM (Y274z)

298 Andy Ngo reports:

A Muslim school girl in France told her father her teacher showed the classroom "Islamophobic" cartoons & discriminated against Muslims. Her father started a campaign against the history teacher that led to him being beheaded. Now the girl admits she lied.

https://bit.ly/3v8zAQu

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:54 PM (YYlyE)

299 To get a pet more Joe's speed, they gave him a goldfish in a bowl to place on his desk. It is said that goldfish have memories of five seconds, which triples Joe's capacity.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 09, 2021 02:54 PM (Geoni)

300 > Didn't Socks the WH cat get Vince Fostered after the Clintons left office? Something about 'a traffic accident'.

You're thinking of Buddy the dog.

Socks got pawned off on one of the White House secretaries when he became of no further immediate PR use.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 02:54 PM (QE98t)

301 I love what Joan Rivers said about dogs and famous people.
"Go to Buckingham palace and about out Here King, Here Prince, and see what comes running."

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2021 02:54 PM (axyOa)

302 the dogs are famous now ... could auction them off for $50k ... for charity (or global warming, for the optics) ... But the dogs would maybe get a good home then, instead of a maid and gardener.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2021 02:54 PM (Cus5s)

303 298 Andy Ngo reports:

A Muslim school girl in France told her father her teacher showed the classroom "Islamophobic" cartoons & discriminated against Muslims. Her father started a campaign against the history teacher that led to him being beheaded. Now the girl admits she lied.

https://bit.ly/3v8zAQu
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:54 PM (YYlyE)

=========

Well...I can't wait for the award winning film that ends right before the reveal of the truth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 02:54 PM (NWM+b)

304 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2021 02:55 PM (arJlL)

305
We would have been better off if they had sent Biden home to Delaware and sworn the German Shepherd in as president.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Desk Chair at March 09, 2021 02:55 PM (PtOP4)

306 Twenty four years have elapsed since Notorious B.I.G. died in a drive-by shooting in LA on this date in 1997.

I still remember the ultra-white aristo newsbabe on CBC announcing this as if a) she had any idea who he was, and b) anyone should GAF.

Posted by: spindrift at March 09, 2021 02:55 PM (q37N8)

307 A German police dog type bites? Who knew? This was Joe trying to be alpha. If they wanted a harmless prop they should have gotten a Golden. My son has had several, worthless but the sweetest animals I have ever seen.

Posted by: Only Context at March 09, 2021 02:55 PM (xEIoY)

308 54 Hitler Finds Out the WH German Shepherds Were Given Away

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:27 PM (l+lsS)

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Heh, I miss those Downfall parodies -- haven't seen one in a while (a dog's age?) -- wonder if YT has cancelled them all yet -- or just DeepFaked Trump's likeness over Hitler's?

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 02:55 PM (g6ouB)

309 I recall having a purebred dog when we were growing up. He had a formal
name, that needed to be unique, for some sort of registry, I guess.
------
Iirc it's the lineage so you can trace where it came from and adds to the price of it's pups. I think that came from a time when people were a bit more honest.
Posted by: dartist at March 09, 2021 02:53 PM (+ya+t)

That makes sense. We loved that dog, but if he came from some sort of royal bloodline, he was definitely part of the inbred branch.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:55 PM (oQ94s)

310 Those vicious HuffPo execs just missed one grand opportunity - the password could have been, should have been 'learn to code'.
Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:52 PM (RKp8A)

I think they understand better than most that those people have no business ever programming anything others would rely on.

Posted by: Sjg at March 09, 2021 02:55 PM (gDSJf)

311 > So hunter tried to fuck the dog, didn't he.

Hey, I'm not gay. I only fuck female dogs.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 09, 2021 02:55 PM (QE98t)

312 I'm taking care of my neighbor's dog "Molly" while they're away. I've never seen such finicky eating behavior from a dog before. I have to cajole her with a few pieces by hand and then push the bowl in front of her before she eats on her own - and I have to sit next to her while she eats or she'll stop. Crazy doggeh.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 09, 2021 02:55 PM (F6tBH)

313 So, Major is not going to need a dog bed at the Biden's "residence"?

Sounds to me that they might be doing the responsible thing (putting a biting dog down), but simply can't have the Feelz crowd know that.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 02:56 PM (FYe3W)

314 If Bogus was pulling on his dog's tail, as he said he did in "playfulness" I would imagine it would make for a mean dog.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 09, 2021 02:56 PM (ZE5eB)

315 The pups are no doubt better off being away from Biden and Dr. Jill. But they just got used as props. Very sad. If there is a spike in COVID cases or something, the dogs will come back.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 09, 2021 02:56 PM (6/LtX)

316 So has that Laptop From Hell been disappeared yet?

How about the Weiner laptop

Or Spitzer's?

Hillary's emails...lolol

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2021 02:56 PM (Y274z)

317 Can Ewoks be house-broken?

Asking for a photo-op.

Posted by: Jill B., Ed.D at March 09, 2021 02:56 PM (DMUuz)

318 Ferrarium for a frog.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2021 02:51 PM (1ISKN)

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A Ferrari is a bit pricey for a frog, doncha think?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 02:56 PM (kTF2Z)

319 Why is it so gd important to have dogs in the WH?
Looking at that picture up top, this story breaks my heart.
I bet Joe doesn't even know that these dogs are supposed to be his.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 09, 2021 02:57 PM (cXDqc)

320 Andy Ngo reports:

A Muslim school girl in France told her father her teacher showed the classroom "Islamophobic" cartoons & discriminated against Muslims. Her father started a campaign against the history teacher that led to him being beheaded. Now the girl admits she lied.

https://bit.ly/3v8zAQu
Posted by: bonhomme

believe all women

Posted by: x4 at March 09, 2021 02:57 PM (oA+QO)

321 The new pravda is that the dogs are "coming back on March 11", a suspiciously precise date.

Odds that they're going to be running in ringer dogs?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 09, 2021 02:57 PM (QE98t)

322 Stolen: Biden dogs posting their Ls online.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 09, 2021 02:57 PM (rSIHX)

323 That's Josef's bed.
Jill makes him sleep in it. They were airing it out.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2021 02:57 PM (Y274z)

324 Andy Ngo reports:

A Muslim school girl in France told her father her teacher showed the classroom "Islamophobic" cartoons & discriminated against Muslims. Her father started a campaign against the history teacher that led to him being beheaded. Now the girl admits she lied.

https://bit.ly/3v8zAQu
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:54 PM (YYlyE)

Not shocking, unfortunately.

However, until there's an eye for an eye, this will continue.

You lie and it leads to a beheading, guess what......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

325 Yeah the dog was showing 'aggression' - teaching the neutered pets in the WH press corps how to ask a challenging question.

Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:57 PM (RKp8A)

326 Actually, it was at the request of the dogs. Joe won't stop humping their legs.

Posted by: JB1000 at March 09, 2021 02:58 PM (Kf5r9)

327 A "photograph" of Muhammed...that was the first hint.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 09, 2021 02:58 PM (pQHyE)

328 Dogs probably don't react well to the scents of sulphur and brimstone...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 09, 2021 02:58 PM (kgQDj)

329 Why is it so gd important to have dogs in the WH?
Looking at that picture up top, this story breaks my heart.
I bet Joe doesn't even know that these dogs are supposed to be his.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 09, 2021 02:57 PM (cXDqc)

Real answer, not sure who started it, but some shitbag President was the first to decide to have a dog or two for political advantage, to humanize themselves, and the tradition carried on from there.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:58 PM (oQ94s)

330 Maybe they'll have the dogs stuffed so Joe can say "Stayyyy, good boy" every time he walks by.

Posted by: dartist at March 09, 2021 02:58 PM (+ya+t)

331 Hitler Finds Out the WH German Shepherds Were Given Away

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:27 PM (l+lsS)

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Heh, I miss those Downfall parodies -- haven't seen one in a while (a dog's age?) -- wonder if YT has cancelled them all yet -- or just DeepFaked Trump's likeness over Hitler's?
Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 02:55 PM (g6ouB)

They're mostly still up, but it doesn't look like any new ones have been made for years.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 09, 2021 02:58 PM (/4vtq)

332 Didn't Socks the WH cat get Vince Fostered after the Clintons left office? Something about 'a traffic accident'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2021 02:52 PM (F0YaR)
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From what I heard they gave Socks to the secretary that had been taking care of it anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 02:58 PM (FYe3W)

333 Those damn dogs were always humping my legs! It's bad enough when Joe and Hunter do that to me!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at March 09, 2021 02:59 PM (Geoni)

334 Andy Ngo reports:

A Muslim school girl in France told her father her teacher showed the classroom "Islamophobic" cartoons & discriminated against Muslims. Her father started a campaign against the history teacher that led to him being beheaded. Now the girl admits she lied.

https://bit.ly/3v8zAQu
Posted by: bonhomme

I have to wonder. Why does the Muslim God need their protection so much?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2021 02:59 PM (1ISKN)

335 307 A German police dog type bites? Who knew? This was Joe trying to be alpha. If they wanted a harmless prop they should have gotten a Golden. My son has had several, worthless but the sweetest animals I have ever seen.
Posted by: Only Context at March 09, 2021 02:55 PM (xEIoY)

https://youtu.be/lN3-a1q5vYs

Posted by: Buzzion at March 09, 2021 02:59 PM (G2zl5)

336 305
We would have been better off if they had sent Biden home to Delaware and sworn the German Shepherd in as president.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Desk Chair at March 09, 2021 02:55 PM (PtOP4) ,

The first Executive Order would be NO state dinners with the Koreans.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2021 02:59 PM (axyOa)

337 Vegetable Joe just got jealous the dogs sniff children almost as much as he does.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at March 09, 2021 02:59 PM (BRpqW)

338 pretty sure she has to be stoned to death. it would be islamophobic not to.

Posted by: x4 at March 09, 2021 02:59 PM (oA+QO)

339
One of the dogs is Cindy Sheehan, the other is black America...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2021 02:59 PM (s2VJv)

340 @JackPosobiec

BREAKING: Prosecutors use their first preemptory strike on Juror #8, an Air Force veteran and grandfather who said he would judge the George Floyd case based on the facts.

Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 03:00 PM (cF8AT)

341 Did Kennedy have a dog?

Posted by: spindrift at March 09, 2021 03:00 PM (q37N8)

342 "The new pravda is that the dogs are "coming back on March 11", a suspiciously precise date. Posted by: Hunter Biden"
They are to be purged of white supremacists and should have their diversity training completed by then.

Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2021 03:00 PM (MxEKc)

343 I had a pet rock, but I couldn't care for it so I sent it to live with my gneiss.

Posted by: Joe Bribin' at March 09, 2021 03:00 PM (Bmy3R)

344 Mahomes will come.

Posted by: Hitler learns about the Superbowl at March 09, 2021 03:00 PM (yQpMk)

345 304 hiya
Posted by: JT

What-ho, JT.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 09, 2021 03:00 PM (LWu6U)

346 303

Well...I can't wait for the award winning film that ends right before the reveal of the truth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 02:54 PM (NWM+b)

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"Based on a true story..."

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 09, 2021 03:00 PM (CAJOC)

347 341 Did Kennedy have a dog?
Posted by: spindrift at March 09, 2021 03:00 PM (q37N

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That's no way to describe Jackie. She seemed quite lovely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 03:00 PM (NWM+b)

348 How about the Weiner laptop

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2021 02:56 PM (Y274z)
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And you'd think it was called that because Anthony Weiner owned it!

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 03:00 PM (FYe3W)

349 They knew the dogs were up to no good when they found an official WH purchase order for 20 thousand dollars worth of dog toys.
Bitch set me up!

Posted by: major biden at March 09, 2021 03:01 PM (iDvKn)

350 That's Josef's bed.
Jill makes him sleep in it. They were airing it out.
Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2021 02:57 PM (Y274z)

Yeesh, some lowlife staffer went to an Ivy League law school, interned with some Senator or SC Justice, graduated, went to work for a big shot firm, then got the call. You're going to the Big Leagues! The Biden White House needs you!

And there you are, cleaning dog feces and urine with a garden hose on the side of the White House.

At least you didn't get assigned to Biden's Morning Ablutions Detail.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 03:01 PM (oQ94s)

351 Odds that Obama will eat the dogs?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 09, 2021 03:01 PM (tztuS)

352 The "German Shepherds" will suspiciously come back Pomeranian sized covered in what looks like spray paint.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 09, 2021 03:01 PM (Geoni)

353 My sister has a Yorkie named Pumpkin and a black lab named Cherry. I
like to ask her when she's getting another dog and naming it Lemon
Meringue. She doesn't think it's funny.
Is your sister named Karen by any chance??
Posted by: andycanuck

Sourpuss.

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2021 03:02 PM (arJlL)

354 Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is what happens to Joe when the teleprompter freezes.

Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 03:02 PM (RKp8A)

355 I saw Ferrarium for a Frog open for Red Hot Chili Peppers back in 98.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 03:02 PM (HFvfO)

356 It's interesting but everybody knows "something" about people if they are a dog person, a cat person or a pet averse person. My ratings : normal or American; keep an eye out ; bad girlfriend experience.

Posted by: Only Context at March 09, 2021 03:02 PM (xEIoY)

357 340 @JackPosobiec

BREAKING: Prosecutors use their first preemptory strike on Juror #8, an Air Force veteran and grandfather who said he would judge the George Floyd case based on the facts.
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 03:00 PM (cF8AT)

May they get enough of those types that they run out of strikes. Though considering how corrupt this is the judge would probably let them strike more.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 09, 2021 03:02 PM (G2zl5)

358 At least you didn't get assigned to Biden's Morning Ablutions Detail.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 03:01 PM (oQ94s)

*clap*clap*

Wipers!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2021 03:02 PM (yQpMk)

359 so milk crates and garbage dog beds leaning against the outside of the White House. who's the white trash again?

They must have hauled off the used dark stained mattresses and the washing machine with the missing door.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2021 03:02 PM (YgmCC)

360 327 A "photograph" of Muhammed...that was the first hint.
_____________

Hey if Mo can make Jerusalem one of the holiest cities in islam by taking an imaginary carpet ride there while in a dream, then why can't this teacher go back centuries in time and steal Mo's image on a digital camera?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2021 03:02 PM (k4dH2)

361 BREAKING: Prosecutors use their first preemptory strike on Juror #8, an Air Force veteran and grandfather who said he would judge the George Floyd case based on the facts.

CCant have that

Posted by: Jean at March 09, 2021 03:02 PM (Xih1H)

362 Now all the idiots say Blo Jiden is unfit to be POTUS..........

Posted by: James at March 09, 2021 03:03 PM (JLQTf)

363 I'm kidding, of course. There are 1 or 2 normal cat people per city

Posted by: Only Context at March 09, 2021 03:03 PM (xEIoY)

364 I like wiener dogs.

Posted by: Gaylord Facedown at March 09, 2021 03:03 PM (vD+8F)

365

Anthony Scaramucci is dumbfounded by the universal opposition among Republicans in Congress to President Joe Biden's $1.9 trillion America Rescue Plan.

"The Republicans decided they were not going to vote for it, which is great irony to me because they spent $7.8 trillion during the Trump administration," Scaramucci, founder and managing partner of SkyBridge Capital, told CNN Business.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2021 03:03 PM (63Dwl)

366 "The new pravda is that the dogs are "coming back on March 11", a suspiciously precise date.
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Ugh. One thing I REALLY miss about Trump is the absence of wind blown politics on every fucking little issue.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 03:04 PM (HFvfO)

367 Look, you lying dogfaced pony soldier, I never had any dogs! Those shit and urine stains on the Oval Office rug are all from me, got it?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2021 03:04 PM (Geoni)

368 I cannot believe how low rent the current occupants of the White House are.

Sad.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 09, 2021 03:04 PM (j9HX3)

369 >>> 310 Those vicious HuffPo execs just missed one grand opportunity - the password could have been, should have been 'learn to code'.
Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:52 PM (RKp8A)

I think they understand better than most that those people have no business ever programming anything others would rely on.
Posted by: Sjg at March 09, 2021 02:55 PM (gDSJf)

I don't get it.

Posted by: That SMARRHHHHT guy who wrote the woofloo model at March 09, 2021 03:04 PM (b8eqQ)

370 365 "The Republicans decided they were not going to vote for it, which is great irony to me because they spent $7.8 trillion during the Trump administration," Scaramucci, founder and managing partner of SkyBridge Capital, told CNN Business.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2021 03:03 PM (63Dwl)

==========

1) Congressional Republican are profligate assholes who love spending money we'll never pay back

2) For the stupidity that was the previous stimuli, they were fairly targeted

3) This bill is FUBAR

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 03:04 PM (NWM+b)

371 My last shephard had a big fluffy dog bed to lay on. Had to get rid of it because instead of sleeping on it, he spent lots of time having sex with it all over the back yard. Wife was seriously grossed out so it had to go.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 03:04 PM (o2MD2)

372 I had a pet rock, but I couldn't care for it so I sent it to live with my gneiss.
Posted by: Joe Bribin' at March 09, 2021 03:00 PM (Bmy3R)

Sorry for your loess.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2021 03:05 PM (axyOa)

373 Obviously the dog sniffed out Hunter's drug stash and went on a coked up biting frenzy.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 09, 2021 03:05 PM (Obsrs)

374 Anybody get a video of the beast in a dog carrier on the roof of The Beast heading from DC to DE?

Posted by: Roy at March 09, 2021 03:05 PM (Ti+Tv)

375 Vegetable Joe just got jealous the dogs sniff children almost as much as he does.

More likely envious of where the dogs were allowed to sniff.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2021 03:05 PM (eK2Ct)

376 It's my experience when a dog behaves bad that in 9/10 times it's not the dogs fault, but that it's been poorly raised and trained and in this case the dogs owner is an idiot.

Posted by: Kat_man at March 09, 2021 03:05 PM (v48yj)

377 364 I like wiener dogs.

Me too! I don't care for dogs, though.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 09, 2021 03:05 PM (Obsrs)

378 Like the man in the most powerful office in the free world couldn't have somebody with a hatchback dispose of that, in the middle of the night if need be.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 03:05 PM (FYe3W)

379 Sourpuss.
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2021 03:02 PM (arJlL)

My sister's last name is Bacon. When she was pregnant with my nephew, she told me she was going to name him Luke. I asked her if his middle name was going to be Warm. She didn't think that was funny, either.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 03:06 PM (HO5x1)

380 They found Q posts on the dog's twitter account.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 03:06 PM (kTF2Z)

381 President Potemkin

Posted by: Desultory joe at March 09, 2021 03:06 PM (L9P9s)

382 BREAKING: Prosecutors use their first preemptory strike on Juror #8, an Air Force veteran and grandfather who said he would judge the George Floyd case based on the facts.
______________

LOL, makes sense, since there is no way the prosecution can hope to get a conviction if the jurors judge the case on the facts and evidence.

They need a jury full of wise latinas and BLM activists who can filter out all those pesky facts through their "lived experience" of knowing that all white people are raaaaacist killers just looking for innocent blacks to slaughter in the streets!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2021 03:06 PM (k4dH2)

383 I say kick Blo Jiden out of the White house and keep the dog instead. The dog is more qualified...

Posted by: James at March 09, 2021 03:06 PM (JLQTf)

384 That dog twitter account is the most embarrassing, cringeworthy and pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. I can't believe grown adults act like that.

Posted by: Adrienne at March 09, 2021 03:06 PM (gegMK)

385 I have mined this comment vein dry. I shall now start clicking on the icon at the top, waiting for a new post to pop up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 09, 2021 03:06 PM (LWu6U)

386 298 Andy Ngo reports:

A Muslim school girl in France told her father her teacher showed the classroom "Islamophobic" cartoons & discriminated against Muslims. Her father started a campaign against the history teacher that led to him being beheaded. Now the girl admits she lied.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:54 PM

The woke crowd swoons. They begin to think a living Constitution could embrace a state religion. Power and terror are always on the leftist agenda.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum Wearing Tinfoil at March 09, 2021 03:06 PM (YwPJG)

387 This is the work of Jill. Joe has no idea he even has a dog.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 09, 2021 03:07 PM (NCKUD)

388 redirect to the toy and say 'No' loudly.

I'm hopeful she'll improve. She's just a baby, I know.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards

Turn away from her and yell, "OW!!" Puppies really don't want to hurt us - if they had fingers, they'd be grabbing you. Mouthing is the next best thing.

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 09, 2021 03:07 PM (yEBFM)

389 My last shephard had a big fluffy dog bed to lay on. Had to get rid of it because instead of sleeping on it, he spent lots of time having sex with it all over the back yard. Wife was seriously grossed out so it had to go.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 03:04 PM (o2MD2)

Any port in a storm, emeyeright?

Posted by: Jasper Perino at March 09, 2021 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

390 Ten bucks says Biden himself caused the "scratches" while trying to prevent an intern from fleeing his clutches, and they blamed it on the dog.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2021 03:07 PM (ohOLP)

391 Between the dogs and Hunter Biden, too much time was being spent cleaning up bodily fluids on the White House furniture; so the dogs had to go!

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 09, 2021 03:07 PM (Geoni)

392 378 Like the man in the most powerful office in the free world couldn't have somebody with a hatchback dispose of that, in the middle of the night if need be.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 03:05 PM (FYe3W)

Just ask a former man in the most powerful office in the free world's wife to take care of that.

Posted by: Roy at March 09, 2021 03:07 PM (Ti+Tv)

393 Major deportation story breaking at WH: "Back to your cage in Delaware"

Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 09, 2021 03:07 PM (Q3oNv)

394 Sometimes all a woman needs is a willing animal, a recliner and a jar of peanut butter.

Posted by: VP KamalToe at March 09, 2021 03:07 PM (BRpqW)

395 German mil-surp 308 Win - 148 Grain - FMJ - 20 Rounds; $0.94 per round; https://bit.ly/3epS0pU

This is berdan primed stuff, so not easy to reload.
Posted by: bonhomme

That M400 SIG is on the way to its new home, thanks

Posted by: Jean at March 09, 2021 03:08 PM (Xih1H)

396 Fake pets for the Fake President. How apropos.

Posted by: nobody at March 09, 2021 03:08 PM (Bmy3R)

397 My theory is the dog finally got revenge on the Old Asshole for pulling his tale in the bathtub incident.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 09, 2021 03:08 PM (Q3oNv)

398 My sister's last name is Bacon. When she was pregnant with my nephew, she told me she was going to name him Luke. I asked her if his middle name was going to be Warm. She didn't think that was funny, either.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 03:06 PM (HO5x1)

Me, on the other hand.

And you being the Bacon Wench should've sealed the deal.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

399 Welp they are saying Steven Crowder is gay and paid for a male prostitute. I am having a hard time not believing it since he really does like to dress like a woman a lot

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 09, 2021 03:08 PM (dKiJG)

400 That the Bidens are garbage humans is not necessarily news to us. But it does amaze me how many people still cling to the "Nice Guy Joe" and "Regular Guy Joe" bullshit.

The power of decades of the media providing cover for you.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 09, 2021 03:09 PM (NYS7S)

401 My sister's last name is Bacon. When she was pregnant with my nephew, she told me she was going to name him Luke. I asked her if his middle name was going to be Warm. She didn't think that was funny, either.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 03:06 PM (HO5x1)

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You should have lobbied for Christopher Paul

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 09, 2021 03:09 PM (CAJOC)

402 The only pet Biden should be allowed to have is a Pet Rock and only then if it's kept in a drawer.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 09, 2021 03:09 PM (Q3oNv)

403 > That M400 SIG is on the way to its new home, thanks

Congratulations!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 03:09 PM (YYlyE)

404 > The first Executive Order would be NO state dinners with the Koreans.

Or the Obamas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 03:09 PM (QE98t)

405 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2021 02:59 PM (1ISKN)

It's called terrorism and it is highly effective. A couple days of "Je suis Charlie" pass by, but no French magazine dares to mock Islam again. French schoolteacher beheaded and brief outrage gives way to more demands for diversity, inclusion, tolerance.

Even in the US, islamoterrorist attack at a protest of islamoterrorists murdering critics leads to never again holding that form of protest. Though our vaunted intelligence services attempting to film Americans get massacred was probably equal parts chilling there.

Posted by: Sjg at March 09, 2021 03:09 PM (gDSJf)

406 My sister's last name is Bacon. When she was pregnant with my nephew, she told me she was going to name him Luke. I asked her if his middle name was going to be Warm. She didn't think that was funny, either.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021

so did you pat her tummy and ask "Been makin' bacon eh?"

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2021 03:09 PM (axyOa)

407 I'm taking care of my neighbor's dog "Molly" while they're away. I've never seen such finicky eating behavior from a dog before. I have to cajole her with a few pieces by hand and then push the bowl in front of her before she eats on her own - and I have to sit next to her while she eats or she'll stop. Crazy doggeh.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 09, 2021 02:55 PM (F6tBH)

My in-law's dog is like that. The one way she'll actually eat her food is if you sprinkle some shredded cheese on top.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at March 09, 2021 03:09 PM (LZ7Gl)

408 Major and Champ Biden placed an emergency phone call to Sarah McClachlen to get them the hell out of there.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 09, 2021 03:10 PM (Geoni)

409 The new pravda is that the dogs are "coming back on March 11 15", a suspiciously precise date.
Beware the Ides of March, Caesar!

Posted by: major biden at March 09, 2021 03:10 PM (iDvKn)

410 Let's be honest, dogs are assholes.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 09, 2021 03:10 PM (Q3oNv)

411 Calling potus the most powerful man in the world is kinda dumb. Putin has more power than Biden. As does Xi. Putin can unilaterally decide to imprison 1000 political opponents. Biden cant do th..... oh wait never mind I take that back.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 09, 2021 03:10 PM (NCKUD)

412 I'm taking care of my neighbor's dog "Molly" while they're away. I've never seen such finicky eating behavior from a dog before. I have to cajole her with a few pieces by hand and then push the bowl in front of her before she eats on her own - and I have to sit next to her while she eats or she'll stop. Crazy doggeh.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 09, 2021 02:55 PM (F6tBH)

They will eat before they starve.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 03:10 PM (yQpMk)

413 Not Makem Bacon??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2021 03:10 PM (iDvKn)

414 Turn away from her and yell, "OW!!" Puppies really don't want to hurt us - if they had fingers, they'd be grabbing you. Mouthing is the next best thing.
Posted by: Rosasharn at March 09, 2021 03:07 PM (yEBFM)

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That's why I had to re home my pet Great White Shark.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 03:10 PM (kTF2Z)

415 Let's be honest, dogs are assholes.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 09, 2021 03:10 PM (Q3oNv)

You misspelled cats.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

416 How many freebies does this turd-wrinkle get?

@Breaking911 1m

#BREAKING: SIXTH woman comes forward, alleges Cuomo sexually harassed her at the Governor's Executive Mansion

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2021 03:11 PM (QjGTg)

417 410 Let's be honest, dogs are assholes.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 09, 2021 03:10 PM (Q3oNv)

You're the lawyer cat aren't you?

Posted by: RomeQ13 at March 09, 2021 03:11 PM (oHd/0)

418 The new pravda is that the dogs are "coming back on March 11 15", a suspiciously precise date.
Beware the Ides of March, Caesar!
Posted by: major biden at March 09, 2021 03:10 PM (iDvKn)
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Two weeks to flatten the curve.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 03:11 PM (FYe3W)

419 #BREAKING: SIXTH woman comes forward, alleges Cuomo sexually harassed her at the Governor's Executive Mansion

piker

Posted by: Bubba at March 09, 2021 03:11 PM (Ti+Tv)

420 People with more power than POTUS:

Kamala
Bill Gates
Jill
Major
Hunter
George Soros
Jeff Bezos
Jeff Bezos' penis
Brian Selter

JK about that last one.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 09, 2021 03:12 PM (Q3oNv)

421 Biden Abandons Dogs After One Supposedly Shows "Aggression"

Nice job, Sheriff. Now do China.

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2021 03:12 PM (n/x6m)

422 416 How many freebies does this turd-wrinkle get?

@Breaking911 1m

#BREAKING: SIXTH woman comes forward, alleges Cuomo sexually harassed her at the Governor's Executive Mansion
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2021 03:11 PM (QjGTg)

===========

But remember, we're talking about this with Cuomo instead of the tens of thousands of dead old people (who probably voted Republican).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 03:12 PM (NWM+b)

423 How many freebies does this turd-wrinkle get?

@Breaking911 1m

#BREAKING: SIXTH woman comes forward, alleges Cuomo sexually harassed her at the Governor's Executive Mansion
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2021 03:11 PM (QjGTg)

When this broke, I put the over / under at 25.

I guarantee there are at LEAST 25 women in his life that he's harassed that can easily come forward with credible stories.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

424 125 The only doggie Kamala ever had was not canine.

I suspect Hunter wandered to close and one or both of the GSD's sensed evil.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 09, 2021 02:34 PM (qZdIZ)

Even Damien's canine protectors would sense evil around Hunter.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 09, 2021 03:12 PM (ufFY8)

425 "You're the lawyer cat aren't you?"

Dammit!

Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 09, 2021 03:12 PM (Q3oNv)

426 Biden Abandons Dogs After One Supposedly Shows "Aggression"

Nice job, Sheriff. Now do China.
Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2021 03:12 PM (n/x6m)

Joe's not on the dogs' payroll.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 09, 2021 03:13 PM (NYS7S)

427 I thought I'd give Ace a chew toy to play with --

Reed Galen, Rick Wilson, and Steve Schmidt surreptitiously moved millions of dollars out of the Lincoln Project's bank accounts and into firms associated with a new group, Lincoln Project 2024. They were forced to return the money after Lincoln Project board members discovered the funds were missing, according to the New York Times.

Story at Daily Caller.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2021 03:13 PM (F0YaR)

428 Here's the theme music for the next Cuomo press conference......

https://youtu.be/8hhu-OyHqZM

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

429 401 My sister's last name is Bacon. When she was pregnant with my nephew, she told me she was going to name him Luke. I asked her if his middle name was going to be Warm. She didn't think that was funny, either.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 03:06 PM (HO5x1)

You should have lobbied for Christopher Paul
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 09, 2021 03:09 PM (CAJOC)

Nah, should have named him Kevin, so you could always be One Level of separation from Kevin Bacon.

Posted by: RomeQ13 at March 09, 2021 03:13 PM (oHd/0)

430 Real answer, not sure who started it, but some shitbag President was the first to decide to have a dog or two for political advantage, to humanize themselves, and the tradition carried on from there.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:58 PM (oQ94s)

The Coolidges had a pet raccoon. Roosevelt had his fucking Fala. Neither Truman nor Ike nor JFK had pets, IIRC. Johnson yanked his dogs up by the ears. Nixon had King Timahoe and Ford had a golden retriever, IIRC.

Whatever. After reading about the permanent NG fuckery, I wish I had never woken up.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2021 03:13 PM (2JVJo)

431 They found Q posts on the dog's twitter account.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 03:06 PM
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Thread winner!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2021 03:13 PM (iDvKn)

432 #BREAKING: SIXTH woman comes forward, alleges Cuomo sexually harassed her at the Governor's Executive Mansion
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2021 03:11 PM (QjGTg)

"America's Governor" should be able to get himself two handfuls of sexual harassment claims before he faces consequences for his actions, right?

I mean, it is awfully suspicious that all this is coming out now, but believe all women and all that.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 09, 2021 03:13 PM (9Ovst)

433 We've replaced the Biden's dogs with these unaccompanied illegal immigrant children. Let's see if they notice!

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 09, 2021 03:13 PM (Geoni)

434 414 Turn away from her and yell, "OW!!" Puppies really don't want to hurt us - if they had fingers, they'd be grabbing you. Mouthing is the next best thing.
Posted by: Rosasharn at March 09, 2021 03:07 PM (yEBFM)

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That's why I had to re home my pet Great White Shark.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 03:10 PM (kTF2Z)

...

I knew a guy with nasty scars all over the palm of his hand. Kids in his neighborhood had caught a shark and brought it home, and threw it in a pool where it was slowly expiring. They somehow got it back out of the pool and then called this guy (a kid then) over to see it--and they either dared him or he decided to put his hand in the open mouth of what he thought was a dead shark.

The not so dead yet shark bit down, and he yanked his hand back. Opened his whole hand right up.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2021 03:13 PM (ohOLP)

435
#BREAKING: SIXTH woman comes forward, alleges Cuomo sexually harassed her at the Governor's Executive Mansion

Dead Nursing home residents? What dead nursing home residents?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2021 03:13 PM (Zmnko)

436 They're rescue dogs, though. There's likely to be something wrong with their treatment before.

Joe Biden is one of my least favorite people on the Earth, but I don't blame him for this. Except for perhaps the part that photo-opping played in this.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 03:13 PM (FYe3W)

437 But remember, we're talking about this with Cuomo instead of the tens of thousands of dead old people (who probably voted Republican).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 03:12 PM (NWM+b)

An important point that cannot be said too often.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 09, 2021 03:14 PM (NYS7S)

438 368 I cannot believe how low rent the current occupants of the White House are.

Sad.
_____________

Yeah you'd think a couple who first got together while married to other people, then lied about it for years as they raised drug addict kids and ran a huge crime syndicate in which their various family members sold access to "public servant" Joe while he secretly demanded 10% of all the illegal dough they raked in, would behave with a lot more honor and integrity in the White House.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2021 03:14 PM (k4dH2)

439 Socks the cat lived with former White House secretary Bettie Currie, until dying of cancer at the age of 20 in 2009. 20 is a pretty respectable age for a cat, so it appears that Ms Currie actually did take care of the creature.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 03:14 PM (QE98t)

440 Obama sees the discarded dogs and asks "you gonna eat that"?

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 09, 2021 03:15 PM (i6shs)

441 Imagine the priceless antiques that got chewed by the puppy.

Posted by: dartist at March 09, 2021 03:15 PM (+ya+t)

442 Got minorly bit by a recently shelter adopted shep mix just the other day. I think I know how he ended up in a shelter in this case.

Posted by: klaftern at March 09, 2021 03:15 PM (RuIsu)

443 OCrazyHo-TittyCaca is already measuring the Governor's Mansion in Albany for drapes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 03:15 PM (QE98t)

444 They will eat before they starve.

I know. I texted my neighbor. She says the dog goes on hunger strikes when she's upset and to just leave the food out for her.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 09, 2021 03:15 PM (F6tBH)

445 Cuomo has been a pig his entire life. He is in his 60s which means hundreds if not thousands of victims. Its not like he harassed a woman every 10 years. Assholes like him do this stuff on a daily basis.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 09, 2021 03:15 PM (NCKUD)

446 But remember, we're talking about this with Cuomo instead of the tens of thousands of dead old people (who probably voted Republican).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 03:12 PM (NWM+b)

They might've voted Republican if the staff didn't turn all their ballots in for them.

Posted by: Sjg at March 09, 2021 03:16 PM (gDSJf)

447 Cuomo sexually assaulted me. I will come forward with the allegations when the official list hits 25. Let me just say, I enjoyed it.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at March 09, 2021 03:16 PM (Q3oNv)

448 One woman is a scandal. Six women are a statistic.

Posted by: Andrew "Nipple Bolts" Cuomo at March 09, 2021 03:16 PM (dYmWY)

449 I knew a guy with nasty scars all over the palm of his hand. Kids in his neighborhood had caught a shark and brought it home, and threw it in a pool where it was slowly expiring. They somehow got it back out of the pool and then called this guy (a kid then) over to see it--and they either dared him or he decided to put his hand in the open mouth of what he thought was a dead shark.

The not so dead yet shark bit down, and he yanked his hand back. Opened his whole hand right up.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2021 03:13 PM (ohOLP)

Rattlesnake. Mailbox.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2021 03:16 PM (O0W1V)

450 Didn't Socks the WH cat get Vince Fostered after the Clintons left office? Something about 'a traffic accident'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2021 02:52 PM (F0YaR)

Socks, about which The Beast "wrote" a book about letters sent to the White House, was pawned off on Betty Currie to raise, which was probably the ideal ending for the feline since none of the Arkansas grifters have a humane feeling toward humans or animals.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 03:16 PM (y7DUB)

451 > People with more power than POTUS

The Mexican fry cook at Denny's, who at least has the authority to decide when to flip over the pancakes and hash browns.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 03:17 PM (QE98t)

452 They're rescue dogs, though. There's likely to be something wrong with their treatment before.

Joe Biden is one of my least favorite people on the Earth, but I don't blame him for this. Except for perhaps the part that photo-opping played in this.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 03:13 PM (FYe3W)

The dog is 3 years old and the Biden's got him in 2018. Sounds like he was less than a year old when they got him. Cesar Millan would blame the Biden's.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2021 03:18 PM (2DOZq)

453 How is it Catholics like JFK and Cuomo are allowed to break the 10 commandments with impunity?

Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 09, 2021 03:18 PM (Q3oNv)

454 To accompany Major and his kennel-mate on their trip over the rainbow bridge, Amazing Grace on bagpipes:

https://youtu.be/OJi-uKOlLV4

Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2021 03:18 PM (i4CI5)

455 Didn't Socks the WH cat get Vince Fostered after the Clintons left office? Something about 'a traffic accident'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2021 02:52 PM (F0YaR)

That was Buddy the dog.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 09, 2021 03:18 PM (xA1Dg)

456
I bet the incident, and the CNN scoop, was that Major sprayed down Jim Acosta at a press briefing. And not with disinfectant, either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2021 03:18 PM (3lW9V)

457 Did Biden break his leg again with the dogs? What wussy

Posted by: Draki at March 09, 2021 03:18 PM (fQbD4)

458 Now do Chelsea. They turned her over to her farrier.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

No reason to bring Princess Seabiscuit into this.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 09, 2021 03:18 PM (I8FKK)

459 There are kids in Kenya that would love to have those dogs

Posted by: Busted Can Of Biscuits at March 09, 2021 03:18 PM (2cfUo)

460 "448 One woman is a scandal. Six women are a statistic."

hee hee

Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 09, 2021 03:19 PM (Q3oNv)

461 Welp they are saying Steven Crowder is gay and paid for a male prostitute.

So... he stiffed the guy, and then paid him.

Ah, the power of *and*

Posted by: heh heh at March 09, 2021 03:19 PM (09wCi)

462 There are no bad dogs. Only bad owners.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 09, 2021 03:19 PM (NCKUD)

463 The conservative case for martial law in DC.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2021 03:19 PM (K/jdo)

464 I'm fairly certain cats do believe themselves to be lawyers and jurists. That is why I slap the fuck out of them every chance I get.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 09, 2021 03:20 PM (03n3v)

465 Speaking of Stephen Crowder, I'm glad he's on our side but does anybody find him funny?

Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 09, 2021 03:20 PM (Q3oNv)

466 My GSD's registered name was Bjarne Catslapper. And they do bite, because they are herding dogs. they have to be able to bite through the fleece of a sheep to move them around.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 09, 2021 03:20 PM (5HBd1)

467 This Nevada shit with the Dems is thread worthy, Bernie bots take over NV party. LMAO

Posted by: Only Context at March 09, 2021 03:20 PM (xEIoY)

468 Send the dogs to me. My wife and I will gladly provide them a home. When you give a home to a dog, it's for life. Not just until they're no longer convenient.
Trust me, I GET John Wick's motivations.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 09, 2021 03:20 PM (lY4np)

469 Oh, so it is cool to "slander" someone as gay if they are on the right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2021 03:21 PM (K/jdo)

470 How is it Catholics like JFK and Cuomo are allowed to break the 10 commandments with impunity?

That's cuz they're "devout". Like Pelosi. And Biden. And Jawn Fn Kerry."Devout" is like the Catholic politician "Get Out of Jail Free" card.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 09, 2021 03:21 PM (xA1Dg)

471 469 Oh, so it is cool to "slander" someone as gay if they are on the right?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2021 03:21 PM (K/jdo)

========

Based on the little bit I know of Crowder, he'll lean into the accusation and make it into a bit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 03:21 PM (NWM+b)

472 I haven't watched enough Crowder to know if he's funny. I know my dad didn't much think so. He's got a pretty good sense of humor, so I'll go with that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2021 03:21 PM (3lW9V)

473 A GSD puppy is one thing, but Biden should get all the blame for not having trained his dog better. It takes time, or money, Biden has had both for quite a while.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 09, 2021 03:21 PM (6/LtX)

474 And the Bidens can afford to hire trainers or send the dogs to a trainer to work on agression. No excuse at all.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 09, 2021 03:22 PM (5HBd1)

475 469 Oh, so it is cool to "slander" someone as gay if they are on the right?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2021 03:21 PM (K/jdo)

Always has been, it's a sign of being "Uberwoke"

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 09, 2021 03:22 PM (I8FKK)

476 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MARK MEADOWS at March 09, 2021 03:20 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!

Posted by: Spicoli's Assistant at March 09, 2021 03:22 PM (mZUr4)

477 Sorry if I'm covering ground that's already been covered, but are we sure it wasn't Biden who bit someone? I recollect that he bit his wife's finger at a public appearance during his campaign.

Posted by: Paco at March 09, 2021 03:22 PM (1Jm+u)

478 GSDs are not low maintenance. If you can't exercise the shit out of them daily, get a different breed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 03:23 PM (kTF2Z)

479 I bet the incident, and the CNN scoop, was that
Major sprayed down Jim Acosta at a press briefing. And not with
disinfectant, either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2021 03:18 PM (3lW9V)

That wouldn't be a scoop, since Acosta lives for golden showers.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 09, 2021 03:23 PM (ufFY8)

480 I thought that Biden got a GSD puppy in 2008. What happened to that dog? I suppose it would be thirteen years old by now?

Posted by: Synova at March 09, 2021 03:23 PM (BD/yx)

481 Has he tought them to bite joe manchin?

Posted by: raimondo at March 09, 2021 03:23 PM (1hrEp)

482 I bet the incident, and the CNN scoop, was that Major sprayed down
Jim Acosta at a press briefing. And not with disinfectant, either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2021 03:18 PM (3lW9V)

I'm guessing Major tried to hump the leg of Hunter's latest "conquest". When Hunter, in trying to maintain his dominance over his harem, ended up getting bit.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2021 03:23 PM (N39Ws)

483 Are there German Shepherd Cats? GSD seems unneccesary.

Now excuse me, I'm off to the ATM machine.

Posted by: spindrift at March 09, 2021 03:23 PM (q37N8)

484 Sorry if I'm covering ground that's already been covered, but are we sure it wasn't Biden who bit someone?

They blamed the farts on the dog, too. Problem hasn't gone away, though.

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2021 03:23 PM (dYmWY)

485 > So... he stiffed the guy, and then paid him.

Better than Ed Buck, who stiffs male prostitutes, then turns them into stiffs.

Amazing run of bad luck that guy has. Gay prostitutes somehow keep winding up dead of drug overdoses in his house.

But then again, who among us hasn't had that happen, right? Happens all the time!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 03:23 PM (QE98t)

486 Cats-lapper or Cat-slapper???

Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2021 03:23 PM (iDvKn)

487 Holding picket signs 'trapdoors for trolls'.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2021 03:24 PM (LwkUs)

488 my brother has a bad dog.....the dog was bad before he got her.....he is trying to rehab her and fails to recognize that no one is capable of that task....he won't put her down....but that's what needs to happen

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 09, 2021 03:24 PM (CqHIp)

489 Cuomo has been a pig his entire life. He is in his 60s which means
hundreds if not thousands of victims. Its not like he harassed a woman
every 10 years. Assholes like him do this stuff on a daily basis.
--------
Sure, he's the star of the show, center of attention everywhere he goes, life of the party. Isn't married because he can have whomever he likes sent up to his room whenever he wants.

Posted by: dartist at March 09, 2021 03:24 PM (+ya+t)

490 445 Cuomo has been a pig his entire life. He is in his 60s which means hundreds if not thousands of victims. Its not like he harassed a woman every 10 years. Assholes like him do this stuff on a daily basis.
______________

Yep, there probably isn't a reasonably attractive woman under 40 who has crossed his path that he hasn't hit on. He's obviously a creepy lech.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2021 03:24 PM (k4dH2)

491
If I'm ever President, my WH will be one of those Belgian Malinois war-dogs with the titanium teeth, and be trained to mutilate anyone wearing a suit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2021 03:24 PM (3lW9V)

492 Xiden is a A hole

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2021 03:24 PM (Cxk7w)

493 German Shepherds hate weakness. Once they sense it, they have the urge to dominate.
I'm guessing the dog sensed how weak Zhou Bai-Din is and got aggressive.

Posted by: PabloD, boop/bop/beep at March 09, 2021 03:25 PM (VsIlw)

494 The initial reports are wrong. The Bidens have clarified that the dogs are NOT leaving the White House, they are just out for a walk at Ft. Marcy Park with Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 09, 2021 03:25 PM (Geoni)

495 Are there German Shepherd Cats? GSD seems unneccesary.

Now excuse me, I'm off to the ATM machine.

Don't forget your PIN number.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2021 03:25 PM (SpIgF)

496 I guess there are probably German Shepherd Humans.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 03:25 PM (QE98t)

497 Sorry if I'm covering ground that's already been covered, but are we sure it wasn't Biden who bit someone?

They blamed the farts on the dog, too. Problem hasn't gone away, though.

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2021 03:23 PM (dYmWY)

They tried to get the smell out by moving the dog's bed outside leaning it against the WH. But the stench still remains and coincidentally can be found where Joe last sat.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2021 03:25 PM (N39Ws)

498 I thought that Biden got a GSD puppy in 2008. What happened to that dog? I suppose it would be thirteen years old by now?
Posted by: Synova at March 09, 2021 03:23 PM (BD/yx)

That's their older dog, I think.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 03:25 PM (Ez6QX)

499 Here's "Major" in action:

hooktube.com/watch?v=1cPKrVKI924

Posted by: heh heh at March 09, 2021 03:25 PM (09wCi)

500 The at-the-moment machine?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 09, 2021 03:26 PM (KAi1n)

501 480 I thought that Biden got a GSD puppy in 2008. What happened to that dog? I suppose it would be thirteen years old by now?
Posted by: Synova at March 09, 2021 03:23 PM (BD/yx)

Well, there was this White House Pot Luck dinner... and...

Posted by: B. Obama... at March 09, 2021 03:27 PM (oHd/0)

502 It's my experience when a dog behaves bad that in 9/10 times it's not the dogs fault, but that it's been poorly raised and trained and in this case the dogs owner is an idiot.
Posted by: Kat_man at March 09, 2021 03:05 PM (v48yj)

Yup, it's almost harder to mess up a dog than it is a tomato plant. They practically come with an instruction manual, and they repeated let you know when you're doing it wrong, reward you strongly when you're doing it right.

You almost have to WANT to mess up a dog, to mess up a dog. Which many do.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 03:27 PM (oQ94s)

503 The at-the-moment machine?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 09, 2021 03:26 PM (KAi1n)

That's a better definition of ATM than the one you'd find at urban dictionary.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2021 03:27 PM (N39Ws)

504 > Now do Chelsea. They turned her over to her farrier.

Amazing what having a $2 billion slush fund will do for the sexual attractiveness of a man or woman, innit?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 03:27 PM (QE98t)

505 399 Welp they are saying Steven Crowder is gay and paid for a male prostitute. I am having a hard time not believing it since he really does like to dress like a woman a lot
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 09, 2021 03:08 PM (dKiJG)

Despite Crowder's cross-dressing gags, I'm going to press that X to doubt. Could be wrong though. Isn't he married too, to a chick?

Posted by: Thrawn at March 09, 2021 03:27 PM (9Ovst)

506 500 The at-the-moment machine?
Posted by: SFGoth
____________________________________
Asynchronous Transfer Mode

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2021 03:28 PM (U1eOr)

507 Are there German Shepherd Cats? GSD seems unneccesary.

Now excuse me, I'm off to the ATM machine.

Don't forget your PIN number.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2021 03:25 PM (SpIgF)

And your CAC card.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 03:28 PM (Ez6QX)

508 I do have had cats with titles and two names

Gustavus Adolphus
Rhea Silvia
Marshal Davout
General Grant
General Sherman
Anna Comnena

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2021 03:28 PM (eoQWY)

509 Steven Crowder is not gay, he's Canadian.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2021 03:29 PM (MKx5Y)

510 It won't be long before Joe bites someone.

Posted by: demoncrat at March 09, 2021 03:29 PM (q2Jvx)

511 Used to have a dog named Nick, for Niccolo Machiavelli.

Good dog, but a sneaky little fuck when it came to unattended food.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 03:29 PM (QE98t)

512 Nood, but fair warning: it's a tear-jerker.

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2021 03:29 PM (ZS2+d)

513 >>Despite Crowder's cross-dressing gags, I'm going to press that X to doubt. Could be wrong though. Isn't he married too, to a chick?

He was a virgin until marriage (his wife was, too) and spoke about it. As you can imagine, the Left mocked him for this.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2021 03:30 PM (bDqIh)

514 German Shepherds are great judges of character... who knew?

Posted by: Mattski at March 09, 2021 03:30 PM (FRQl/)

515 Oh, so it is cool to "slander" someone as gay if they are on the right?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2021 03:21 PM (K/jdo)

========

Based on the little bit I know of Crowder, he'll lean into the accusation and make it into a bit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 03:21 PM (NWM+b)

His sidekick used to be known as "Not Gay" Jared, till he got married and left the show.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2021 03:31 PM (eoQWY)

516 The Dog probably did figure out he was the Top Dog and Xiden was a bitch to push around.

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2021 03:32 PM (Cxk7w)

517 Despite Crowder's cross-dressing gags, I'm going to press that X to doubt. Could be wrong though. Isn't he married too, to a chick?
Posted by: Thrawn at March 09, 2021 03:27 PM (9Ovst)

I remember when he got married. He was so excited about it and very sweet (and she's really pretty, iirc) but made a point of having "waited" and was apparently not the least disappointed with the experience.

Posted by: Synova at March 09, 2021 03:32 PM (BD/yx)

518 I don't care about Crowder's relationships. We throw our people overboard too quickly. If he's fighting for our side we need to stick with him.

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2021 03:32 PM (U1eOr)

519 Is It the same dog that tried to push Biden down the stairs? A regular "John Wilkes Woof"...

Posted by: pahound at March 09, 2021 03:33 PM (4I7c8)

520 It would make me sad if he's cheating on his wife, no matter who the cheating is with, so I hope it's just a nasty slander.

Posted by: Synova at March 09, 2021 03:33 PM (BD/yx)

521 But then again, who among us hasn't had that happen, right? Happens all the time!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 03:23 PM (QE98t)

The worst are the kids, with those tiny needles, and when they are flopping around, the syringe will roll under the couch. Then a couple weeks later, you're walking barefoot, and.....

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 03:34 PM (oQ94s)

522 I wonder how dog lover Jonah Goldberg is going to cover this story.

Posted by: Paco at March 09, 2021 03:34 PM (1Jm+u)

523 You know who else had a German Shepard?

That's right.

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2021 03:34 PM (Xo3T0)

524 #BREAKING: SIXTH woman comes forward, alleges Cuomo sexually harassed her at the Governor's Executive Mansion

Dead Nursing home residents? What dead nursing home residents?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2021 03:13 PM (Zmnko)

Disgustingly, the dead elderly is less dangerous than the sex charges. All democrats like to imagine mass murdering those they dislike.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2021 03:35 PM (eoQWY)

525 518 I don't care about Crowder's relationships. We throw our people overboard too quickly. If he's fighting for our side we need to stick with him.
Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2021 03:32 PM (U1eOr)

I agree. He's a comic and does political commentary. His relationships aren't important to that.

Posted by: Synova at March 09, 2021 03:35 PM (BD/yx)

526 How is it Catholics like JFK and Cuomo are allowed to break the 10 commandments with impunity?
Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 09, 2021 03:18 PM (Q3oNv)

In this life...

Posted by: Sal at March 09, 2021 03:37 PM (duS67)

527 Barney Bush was a good First Dog. He bit a reporter.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 09, 2021 03:40 PM (AD3JT)

528 The wife just got a GSD. 8 weeks old now. A bit of a biter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 02:42 PM (ifmtJ)

Never saw an 8 week old GSD that wasn't mouthy. And jumpy. And we've raised a bunch from pups...

She'll be fine. A little tap under the jaw while saying "no mouth." Easiest to break of it while they're young. Get her a bite bag and let her play with it for short periods, Then let her learn to hit it, on command. It's fun, channels energy and it helps with bonding and confidence.

Our girls actually enjoy soccer more than the bite bag. And they're very good at it. Hilarious to watch.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 09, 2021 03:42 PM (MkuC5)

529 My daughter has a German Shepard/English Shepard mix. He weighs around 70 lbs. When he stays with us, I play a tug of war game where we each have an end of the rope and walk around until one of us decides to give it a good tug. Every now and then while we're walking, he'll suddenly brace his feet and stop, and I can't make him budge. It amazes me how strong he is and how powerful his jaws are. But it amazes me more that given his strength, how gentle he is.

Posted by: NavyMom at March 09, 2021 03:47 PM (EYMQq)

530 Two German Shepherds are a bit too much dog for a decrepit old man to deal with.

Posted by: butch at March 09, 2021 03:57 PM (cHvOo)

531 we all know the dog tried to eat the president after he teased it or otherwise got grabby with it. Poor pup is sorry not sorry.

Posted by: SarahW at March 09, 2021 04:14 PM (g1vnC)

532 Don't blame the dogs for learning from their owners. Especially when they begin humping the legs of ChiComs who drop by.

Posted by: Dagwood at March 09, 2021 04:14 PM (K3bk4)

533 Dogs get aggressive when naked men just out of the shower chase them down and try to Bugger them from behind....

Posted by: concealedkerryorsubmitt at March 09, 2021 04:47 PM (EnQQ8)

534

BITE ME.

Posted by: Saf at March 09, 2021 05:45 PM (/N+d8)

535 sigh...GSD are "Working" dogs, they need occupation and routine to be comfortable. I doubt highly that the WH is a good environment for them, since it's obvious that their owners aren't really invested in them or their care.

Posted by: Si vis pacem fac bellum at March 09, 2021 05:47 PM (tfCQg)

536 I read a story once about a bi-curious man with only one testicle from Bavaria, a wounded veteran, struggling artist, and vegan, who lived with his girlfriend. He had a similar dog named Blond.
He ended up a suicide right after he married the girl because, as he said it, he was betrayed by those closest to him.

Or maybe because he knew he'd be famous for those terrific rant videos on YouTube...

Posted by: setnaffa at March 09, 2021 06:01 PM (OQc7P)

537 Biden also abandoned his children to be raised by others after his first wife died. There's a pattern.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at March 09, 2021 06:29 PM (yYc0Y)

538 Remember Gore's dog, Obama's dog, Buba's dog-all abandoned and killed. Dems kill everything they get near and control.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 09, 2021 06:39 PM (EcD5Y)

539 Whoever he bit, I bet they deserved it.

Posted by: DocinPA at March 09, 2021 08:54 PM (/eBY6)

540 Slow Joe, "can I have my pudding now"?

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