SuperStraight: The Newest Sexual Category That's Taking The World By Storm!

97 Us superstraights are just living our truth.

Posted by: Broseidon

155 Born a Crime.

Posted by: SuperStraight

So, trannies have been claiming for a little while now that if straight men don't have sex with trans "women," that must mean the straight men are really gay, because a real straight man would want to have sex with a woman.

A woman with a penis, mind you.

Lesbians have been having to deal with this stupidity for longer, as Men In Party City Wigs keep joining lesbian dating apps trying to get women to have sex with them:

lesbiandating.jpg

When the lesbians state that they don't date men, the trans "women" call them bigots, haters, and transphobes.

Some guy on TikTok decided to do something about this.

What he did was to invent the newest LGBTQ+ identity, called "Super Straight."

"Super Straight" is a gender identity we are born into -- which we cannot choose to be, or choose not to be -- that makes us only attracted to real biological members of the opposite sex.

superstraight.jpg

They made up their own LGBTQ+ flag and everything.

I also see people now saying they're members of the "SSLGBTQ" coalition.

Do you see what they did there? They put "SuperStraight" in front of the other Alphabet Identities.

Now that's Dudes Posting Their W's Online right there.

The beauty of this is that you can't argue with someone who has his own official SSLGBTQ identity hashtag.

We're born this way.

If you attack us, you're a phobe. In this case, a "superphobe," someone who hates and fears the SuperStraight gender identity.

You also might be accused of "Super Erasure," that is, attempting to "erase" the Super identity from existence.

Sexuality is a spectrum, girlfriend! And we are on the very very ends of the spectrum.

You're not an End of the Spectrum Denier, are you?


By the way:

Lesbians have been putting up with this bullshit for decades, but it took just one straight dude to finally sort shit out.

straightmengetshitdone.jpg

Below: Video of people "coming out" as Super Straight.

By the way, you can also be "Super Gay" or "Super Lesbian," meaning that you are born with an attraction only to members of the opposite biological sex, and not people dressing up in a game of Genital Cosplay.

Screenshot (206).png

It's time to #DecenterTransgenderism.

SuperStraightism exists. Deal with it, bigots.

PS, yes, this is already being censored, throttled, and reply-limited on TikTok and Twitter.

But we in the tiny, tiny minority of 95% of humanity will not allow ourselves to be repressed by bigots and haters who are scared of our very normal sexual urges.

No H8 4 SuperStr8

Because "love" shouldn't be a four-letter word.


Love Has No Gender

Except for the two real ones.

Posted by: Ace at 05:18 PM




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1 Meep!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2021 05:18 PM (W2Pud)

2 Meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2021 05:18 PM (W2Pud)

3 Aubrey's eye say no...

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2021 05:19 PM (AibWt)

4 Just call me very Super Straight.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 11, 2021 05:20 PM (gtatv)

5 What a freak show

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2021 05:20 PM (Cxk7w)

6 Top 20?

Posted by: Superstraight Surfperch at March 11, 2021 05:20 PM (Ax5Cx)

7 Geebus, Ace!

You must hate us more than CBD does with those kind of pictures twice in one day!

Posted by: BifBewalski - ow, my eyes at March 11, 2021 05:21 PM (VcFUs)

8 As someone who is the threest three who ever did three on the Kinsey scale, I love this like I love cake.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 11, 2021 05:21 PM (GbPPJ)

9 I'm Super. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Eric in Atlanta at March 11, 2021 05:21 PM (xfP4L)

10 Maybe this is why the suicide rates are up?

I mean.

Dads can take a lot of abuse. But this is taking it to a whole new level.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2021 05:21 PM (AibWt)

11 No interest in the Transgina.

I'm superstraight.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:21 PM (FYe3W)

12 BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!11*snort* *wheeze*BWAHAHAHAHHHAHAH!!!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 11, 2021 05:21 PM (HaL55)

13 LGBTQ+SS

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 05:21 PM (rZF/r)

14 I need to start drinking.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 05:21 PM (axyOa)

15 This is how Leftists are pushing gender bending, your the freak if you don't do it.

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2021 05:22 PM (Cxk7w)

16 *waves at nurse ratched*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 11, 2021 05:22 PM (GbPPJ)

17 I used to really like Give a Little Bit by Superstraight.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 11, 2021 05:22 PM (lgiXo)

18 Super Green?

Posted by: Rudy Rhod at March 11, 2021 05:22 PM (Ojki1)

19 Supercool

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 11, 2021 05:22 PM (ifmtJ)

20 That's some quality mockery right there. Both sweet and savory.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 05:22 PM (yQpMk)

21 This is all super fucked up.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 11, 2021 05:22 PM (iydjf)

22 I have nothing to contribute here, except to say transperson # 2 looks like Jessica Yaniv with different colored hair, and I don't understand why if you're obviously a man and want to have sex with a woman why you didn't stay a man instead of being a pretend woman and saying you're a lesbian?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 05:23 PM (VP4Cd)

23 > As someone who is the threest three who ever did three on the Kinsey scale, I love this like I love cake.

I had to bing this. Apparently a three is someone who is equally gay and straight.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 05:23 PM (YYlyE)

24 Just point out the ones with boobs, no penis, and who like Dickens Cider.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 05:23 PM (axyOa)

25 This is mind boggling!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2021 05:23 PM (CjFDo)

26 Super Green?
Posted by: Rudy Rhod at March 11, 2021 05:22 PM (Ojki1)


Came here to post this, was soundly beaten to it. Well played.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 05:23 PM (t+qrx)

27 *waves back at AtC*

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2021 05:23 PM (W2Pud)

28 2 Meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2021 05:18 PM (W2Pud)

I think you mean Meep Super-Straight....

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 11, 2021 05:23 PM (hKTv8)

29 Hey Alexthechick, I have discovered the perfect new game for you. "Kill It With Fire"

https://youtu.be/wCLtBfOARzM

Posted by: buzzion at March 11, 2021 05:23 PM (vMCab)

30 2 Meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2021 05:18 PM (W2Pud)

-----

That's superstraighthamsterfuckers to you!

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 05:23 PM (rZF/r)

31 Crap, now I need someone who is far less energy efficient than I to find the super intersectional thingy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 11, 2021 05:23 PM (GbPPJ)

32 As a super straight guy, do I get to wear a cape?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 05:24 PM (kTF2Z)

33 Supertramp.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 11, 2021 05:24 PM (PfitC)

34 The trannies have a term for lesbian who don't want to have sex with dudes in dresses, TERF, which stands for "Trans-Exclusionary (some horseshit I can't remember)".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 11, 2021 05:24 PM (dtV0Y)

35 As a super straight guy, do I get to wear a cape?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 05:24 PM (kTF2Z)


No, that would be pretty gay.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 05:24 PM (t+qrx)

36 I'm also a SuperCarnivore

I crave SuperSteak

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 11, 2021 05:24 PM (ifmtJ)

37 >>>23 I have nothing to contribute here, except to say transperson # 2 looks like Jessica Yaniv with different colored hair, and I don't understand why if you're obviously a man and want to have sex with a woman why you didn't stay a man instead of being a pretend woman and saying you're a lesbian?

i think they struck out with women as men, so they're trying a new mating strategy.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:24 PM (5+1A/)

38 Everyone is going to be super-straight. And when everyone is super-straight, then NOBODY will be super-straight.

Posted by: Syndrome, taking it in the butt at March 11, 2021 05:25 PM (Ti+Tv)

39 Is Soup'r Salad still a brand?

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2021 05:25 PM (77LiK)

40 I have nothing to contribute here, except to say transperson # 2 looks like Jessica Yaniv with different colored hair, and I don't understand why if you're obviously a man and want to have sex with a woman why you didn't stay a man instead of being a pretend woman and saying you're a lesbian?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 05:23 PM (VP4Cd)

Do those guys up there look like the sort who can get laid?

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:25 PM (gAFsE)

41 33 As a super straight guy, do I get to wear a cape?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 05:24 PM (kTF2Z)

No capes!

Posted by: Edna Mode at March 11, 2021 05:25 PM (hKTv8)

42 My name is *censored* and I'm Super Straight!

Whether or not I can ever act upon this, the way I was born...that's another matter, .

Short answer - no.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 11, 2021 05:25 PM (Rl7KJ)

43 >>i think they struck out with women as men, so they're trying a new mating strategy.


It's genius, really. Like a giant wooden Badger.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2021 05:25 PM (77LiK)

44 Male is one of the 57 genders, haterz.

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 05:25 PM (KnJdm)

45 SuperStraight seeks SuperFreak

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 11, 2021 05:25 PM (ifmtJ)

46 I still don't know why I can't say I'm a lesbian.. we like all the same stuff!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2021 05:26 PM (CjFDo)

47 The trannies have a term for lesbian who don't want to have sex with dudes in dresses, TERF, which stands for "Trans-Exclusionary (some horseshit I can't remember)".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 11, 2021 05:24 PM (dtV0Y)

Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:26 PM (gAFsE)

48 Do those guys up there look like the sort who can get laid?
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:25 PM (gAFsE)



Ashley looks like a poon magnet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 05:26 PM (yQpMk)

49
Look up in the sky!Xit's a her?
Xit's a him?
Xit's Super Tran!

Posted by: f'd at March 11, 2021 05:26 PM (PLXMa)

50 Shear genius. Troll Level: Grand Master of the Universe.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 11, 2021 05:26 PM (gryET)

51 Oh Hell Yes!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 05:26 PM (wpta/)

52 That super straight dog image on the right almost looks like an albino bat.

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 05:26 PM (rZF/r)

53 Can you be Slightly-less-than-super-straight?

Posted by: Roy at March 11, 2021 05:26 PM (Ti+Tv)

54 Hey Alexthechick, I have discovered the perfect new game for you. "Kill It With Fire"

https://youtu.be/wCLtBfOARzM
Posted by: buzzion at March 11, 2021 05:23 PM (vMCab)


I am torn about that. I mean, I deeply support the concept but ew icky spiders.

Not The Bee Kangaroo fighting: https://tinyurl.com/9rv78y4m

Sound on.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 11, 2021 05:26 PM (GbPPJ)

55 >>Do those guys up there look like the sort who can get laid?


I'd fuck me.

I'd fuck me so hard.

Posted by: Aubrey at March 11, 2021 05:26 PM (77LiK)

56 She's a super freak! Super freak! She's super freaky

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 05:26 PM (kTF2Z)

57 dang dumb old lazy CFs

Posted by: f'd at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (PLXMa)

58 The trannies have a term for lesbian who don't want to have sex with dudes in dresses, TERF, which stands for "Trans-Exclusionary (some horseshit I can't remember)".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 11, 2021 05:24 PM (dtV0Y)


Radical Feminist.

I like it better when it gets abbreviated to RadFem, because that almost sounds like "irradiated", and thinking about trading scrap metal and squirrel pelts to RadFems in the grim irradiated wastelands of tomorrow puts me in a cheery mood.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (t+qrx)

59


So utterly delightful.

I am SS-Spartacus

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (SFOr6)

60 Second time today a Tool song is on topic...

"Hooker With A Penis"
https://youtu.be/gzrRoDd9CxM


("The Pot" fit today's art thread)

Posted by: Doof at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (mZUr4)

61 I like it because SSLGBTQ sounds like a new Super Saiyan form.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (icI8A)

62 I'm attracted to natural born women. I have no choice. I'm superstraight.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (lgiXo)

63 CRs I mean

Posted by: f'd at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (PLXMa)

64 I think I'm some variation of crooked

Posted by: kallisto at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (DJFLF)

65 > No, that would be pretty gay.

Right. Only supergays get capes.

Super straights get wifebeater shirts and half-racks of domestic beer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (dtV0Y)

66 >>> Hey Alexthechick, I have discovered the perfect new game for you. "Kill It With Fire"

https://youtu.be/wCLtBfOARzM
Posted by: buzzion at March 11, 2021 05:23 PM (vMCab)

Yeah I linked that last week. So there's a spider in your house. A little spider. You kill it with a frying pan, a rock, your pistol, shotgun, machine gun, flamethrower, dynamite, weed eater, ninja stars, a tank... Your house is not so good after that.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (Cr3F1)

67 tiny, tiny minority of 95% of humanity

You left off the "99." in front of the "95%"

Posted by: mikeski at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (P1f+c)

68 I saw Genital Cosplay open up for They Might Be Giants at SUNY Albany RAC.

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (KnJdm)

69 As a super straight guy, do I get to wear a cape?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 05:24 PM (kTF2Z)

No, that would be pretty gay.
Posted by: hogmartin

I bow to you sir.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (gtatv)

70 Can you be Slightly-less-than-super-straight?
Posted by: Roy at March 11, 2021 05:26 PM (Ti+Tv)

Does your passport have a Thailand stamp, by any chance? If so, you might not be super straight.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (gAFsE)

71 I added another image, which is pretty funny.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:28 PM (5+1A/)

72 I'd pluck me.

Posted by: Buffalo Chicken at March 11, 2021 05:28 PM (yQpMk)

73 Can you be super trans? Only attracted to trannies? Do we call them trannies, that's still good, right?

Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 11, 2021 05:28 PM (ts6Zs)

74 I'd like to have a Super Sport with straight pipes.

Posted by: f'd at March 11, 2021 05:28 PM (PLXMa)

75 Remember that girl in Knives Out where she would vomit if she lied. See my ears hear truth and languages being raped then i need to upheave.

Rapers always look for innocents. A human being reduced into a dick pill for madmen.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 11, 2021 05:28 PM (hJeGe)

76 I'm SuperOld, so sex is, shall we say, deprecated.

Can I identify as..

SuperRatherWatchBarneyMillerOrAdam12?

SRWBMOA12SSLGBTQWERTY

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2021 05:28 PM (eFIOI)

77 Speaking of spiders what happened to Jane D"oh's husband's su

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 11, 2021 05:28 PM (lgiXo)

78 >>> I'm Super. Thanks for asking.

** fist bump **

Posted by: Big Gay Al at March 11, 2021 05:28 PM (8DdE6)

79 I think I'll start identifying as super hate.

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 05:28 PM (rZF/r)

80 I'd like to have a Super Sport with straight pipes.


Posted by: f'd
With a manual tranny of course.

Posted by: f'd at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (PLXMa)

81 hogmartin,
You're killing me today.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (W2Pud)

82 I think I'm some variation of crooked
Posted by: kallisto



You .....cant decide?

Posted by: The PUNisher at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (VYjdj)

83 I think Chicago Vota is Eddie Murphy.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (YYlyE)

84 I like it because SSLGBTQ sounds like a new Super Saiyan form.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (icI8A)

Or some bizarre Japanese cartoon about a gay Nazi division.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (gAFsE)

85 I love this! This is using their game to push back. Healthy response.

And for forced posting of pronouns:

"Nor/Mal"
LOLGF

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (bDqIh)

86 But if you were really super-straight, you'd have sex with biologically female dogs!

Posted by: The Next Thing at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (FYe3W)

87 69 As a super straight guy, do I get to wear a cape?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 05:24 PM (kTF2Z)

No, that would be pretty gay.
Posted by: hogmartin

I bow to you sir.
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (gtatv)

Phrasing!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (hKTv8)

88 Quik E Mart argument goes ballistic.

https://youtu.be/zYSPHR9aPAM?t=35

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (YYlyE)

89 I have nothing to contribute here, except to say transperson # 2 looks
like Jessica Yaniv with different colored hair, and I don't understand
why if you're obviously a man and want to have sex with a woman why you
didn't stay a man instead of being a pretend woman and saying you're a
lesbian?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 05:23 PM (VP4Cd)

.
Ha! I know someone who was a man, turned into a woman with all the surgery and all.. and became a lesbian!
Figure that one out!
She's a very nice person.. not criticizing.. just, once again, boggles the mind!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (CjFDo)

90 You .....cant decide?

Posted by: The PUNisher at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (VYjdj)

I'm just very angry at SMOD for tarrying so

Posted by: kallisto at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (DJFLF)

91 Any love for the Tavor?

IWI TAVOR X95 5.56 ODG 16.5" 30+1 FLATTOP; $1750; https://bit.ly/3cg9ORu

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (YYlyE)

92 It's all sounds super gay to me.

Posted by: f'd at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (PLXMa)

93 #Superstraight gave me a reason to go on Twitter. It's a blast to hoist them ( woke lgbtq, etc.) on their own petard.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (L3Rsz)

94 I am SS-Spartacus
Posted by: imp at March 11, 2021 05:27 PM (SFOr6)

-------

You have a stutter?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 05:30 PM (kTF2Z)

95 Gosh! I'd better have the soup!

Posted by: Shep at March 11, 2021 05:30 PM (FYe3W)

96 Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:25 PM (gAFsE)

Well, Aubrey and Ashely might look o,k. If Aubrey cut his hair and wasn't wearing a training bra ,and Ashley wasn't wearing a dress. I don't know why strange person number three is submitting a picture that looks like it was taken in grade school. The rest I will not comment on.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 05:30 PM (VP4Cd)

97 Us superstraights are just living our truth.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 11, 2021 05:30 PM (icI8A)

98 This just goes to show that people are neurotically obsessed with making the simple complex.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2021 05:30 PM (49Dnm)

99 Any love for the Tavor?


At $1750 it better come with Gal Gadot.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 05:31 PM (yQpMk)

100 I saw Genital Cosplay open up for They Might Be Giants



Ewwwww! like, all the way open!!?!

Posted by: The PUNisher at March 11, 2021 05:31 PM (VYjdj)

101 I still don't know why I can't say I'm a lesbian.. we like all the same stuff!

Plaid flannel and Subarus?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 11, 2021 05:31 PM (qc+VF)

102
Every time I laugh these days I feel like I'm Roberto Benini in that stupid concentration camp movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2021 05:31 PM (Pc3RZ)

103 97 Us superstraights are just living our truth.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 11, 2021 05:30 PM (icI8A)

#BornThisWay

Posted by: Roy at March 11, 2021 05:31 PM (Ti+Tv)

104 IWI TAVOR X95 5.56 ODG 16.5" 30+1 FLATTOP; $1750; https://bit.ly/3cg9ORu
Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (YYlyE)

That's too much for me, for a 5.56 platform. The bullpup thing isn't worth another thousand bucks.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:31 PM (gAFsE)

105 Tyranny of the super majority

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2021 05:31 PM (63Dwl)

106 A gun question for the lawyerly types here. On another forum someone is suggesting that you create a trust for each one of your fyre arms and then give that trust a trustee and beneficiary. That way, you do not own the fyre arms, the trust does. It's not supposed to cost anything.

Is this a valid idea?

Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2021 05:31 PM (tjZg/)

107 1. hook up with people that are into what you're into
2. be kind and decent to everyone else
3. see 1&2

Understood by most everyone. Yet here we are.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 11, 2021 05:32 PM (Cr3F1)

108 Supernatural comes to mind every time I refresh.

Posted by: Super White, Super Straight, Super f'd at March 11, 2021 05:32 PM (PLXMa)

109 I'd like to have a Super Sport with straight pipes.
I'd like to have a late '60's Honda 90 Super Sport.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 11, 2021 05:32 PM (HaL55)

110 Any love for the Tavor?

IWI TAVOR X95 5.56 ODG 16.5" 30+1 FLATTOP; $1750; https://bit.ly/3cg9ORu
Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (YYlyE)


Does anyone here have any experience with it? I really want to like it and I'll cop to being bullpup-curious, but 1.8k is a heck of a lot to drop on it without trying one.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 05:32 PM (t+qrx)

111 Tyranny of the super majority
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2021 05:31 PM (63Dwl)
---
Nope. Trannies got nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:32 PM (FYe3W)

112 A gun question for the lawyerly types here. On another forum someone is suggesting that you create a trust for each one of your fyre arms and then give that trust a trustee and beneficiary. That way, you do not own the fyre arms, the trust does. It's not supposed to cost anything.

Is this a valid idea?
Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2021 05:31 PM (tjZg/)

I understand a lot of people do it to get things like suppressors.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:32 PM (gAFsE)

113 I have nothing to contribute here, except to say transperson # 2 looks like Jessica Yaniv with different colored hair, and I don't understand why if you're obviously a man and want to have sex with a woman why you didn't stay a man instead of being a pretend woman and saying you're a lesbian?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 05:23 PM (VP4Cd)

reminds me of the "guy" (tranny) who got pregnant by his "wife" (also tranny).

yeah, it's just hetero with extra steps...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 11, 2021 05:33 PM (8D42x)

114 Wait until the Vox or WaPo piece that will hypothesize that the "Super Straight" is really a new Nazi thing because of the "SS" abbreviation.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 11, 2021 05:33 PM (Rl7KJ)

115

You have a stutter?
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Or a lisp...

Or I'm a naval wessel

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2021 05:33 PM (SFOr6)

116 Supertramp.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 11, 2021 05:24 PM (PfitC)
===========
"When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful.....

Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
Please tell me who I am"

Posted by: Doof at March 11, 2021 05:33 PM (mZUr4)

117 WTF is SMOD waiting for?

Posted by: I mean at March 11, 2021 05:33 PM (1UDVF)

118
btw, CHiPs is on.
It's the episode when Ponch and Jon save Laura Branigan from white slavery.

(really)

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2021 05:33 PM (Pc3RZ)

119 I was out at the USGA today, lovely campus.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2021 05:33 PM (eFIOI)

120 You know who else was SS?

Posted by: Super White, Super Straight, Super f'd at March 11, 2021 05:33 PM (PLXMa)

121 This is hilarious.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at March 11, 2021 05:34 PM (J+mig)

122 Is this a valid idea?
Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2021 05:31 PM (tjZg/)


The way I've understood is that you create the trust and it does the owning, not that you create a separate trust for each item. That way, if you buy an NFA item, you pay the tax stamp once and any of the trustees can have possession of it, rather than having to transfer it between individuals.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 05:34 PM (t+qrx)

123
Wait until the Vox or WaPo piece that will hypothesize that the "Super Straight" is really a new Nazi thing because of the "SS" abbreviation.
Posted by: Thrawn


Good call.

But leave the predictions to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2021 05:34 PM (Pc3RZ)

124 {{waving}} hi hogmartin!

Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2021 05:34 PM (tjZg/)

125 Does anyone here have any experience with it? I really want to like it and I'll cop to being bullpup-curious, but 1.8k is a heck of a lot to drop on it without trying one.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 05:32 PM (t+qrx)

Handled one but never shot it. Pointed fine, but so does an AR. You plan on doing a lot of room clearing? Because if you're not kicking doors or riding in the back of a Merkava you really don't need a bullpup. (IMO)

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:34 PM (gAFsE)

126 Super glad I'm fucking dead.

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at March 11, 2021 05:34 PM (kTF2Z)

127 Is this a valid idea?
Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2021 05:31 PM (tjZg/)/i]


Why individual trusts? I have one trust that I got specifically for NFA items. I am the trustee, my wife and kids are the inheritors of the trusteeship rather than the items.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 05:34 PM (yQpMk)

128

Does anyone here have any experience with it? I really want to like it and I'll cop to being bullpup-curious, but 1.8k is a heck of a lot to drop on it without trying one.
Posted by: hogmartin


Back-heavy in a weird way. Cool features, but it just doesn't seem to come together.

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (SFOr6)

129 dammit

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (yQpMk)

130 Phrasing!
Posted by: Darrell Harris

It was a bow, not "bend over to you"...

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (gtatv)

131 @120

Was he a mediocre painter, liked dogs and had mommy issues?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (eFIOI)

132 Its official.
I am so effing confused.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (axyOa)

133 It's clear that I don't get the tranny thing at all. I mean, if I were trying to be a fake woman I'd at least shave.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (dtV0Y)

134 The SJWs are already pushing the "SS" angle.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (5+1A/)

135 Also... Biden is given trannies free surgery via the US military. We will have the most fabulous armed services in the world! Yay USA!

Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (tjZg/)

136 This super straight stuff is funny, but all I have to say about that is somebody is watching ALLLLLL that girl on girl porn.

Posted by: DFCtomm at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (50gG9)

137 That way, you do not own the fyre arms, the trust does. It's not supposed to cost anything.


*

It's popular for Class III stuff.

I am sort of reluctant to be a test case against the entity that can print money.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 05:36 PM (TIEIK)

138 Is there a category called HyperDeranged?

The SuperStraight's aren't that. Many (perhaps most?) of them others... are.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 11, 2021 05:36 PM (aXxgO)

139 Its official.
I am so effing confused.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (axyOa)

Luckily for you, 'Questioning' is also a gender identity!

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:36 PM (gAFsE)

140 > That's too much for me, for a 5.56 platform. The bullpup thing isn't worth another thousand bucks.

Howzabout a M1A Creedmore?; $1771; https://bit.ly/38vVxPz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 05:36 PM (YYlyE)

141 134 The SJWs are already pushing the "SS" angle.
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (5+1A/)

Of course, *sighs*.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 11, 2021 05:36 PM (Rl7KJ)

142 The dead need love too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp8mAcEHWzI

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2021 05:36 PM (49Dnm)

143 So is Dr. Stinkfinger Biden Super Straight, or super stupid? Are they even related? Or has he been fingering men, too?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 11, 2021 05:36 PM (okGHj)

144 >> It's clear that I don't get the tranny thing at all. I mean, if I were trying to be a fake woman I'd at least shave.


I'm as smooth as a Veal Cutlet down there.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at March 11, 2021 05:36 PM (77LiK)

145 WTF is SMOD waiting for?
Posted by: I mean at March 11, 2021 05:33 PM (1UDVF)
---
He was heading straight for the Earth.

He doesn't want anything to do with us, now.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:36 PM (FYe3W)

146 Michelle Obama thinking of retirement. What is retirement from mooching, work?

Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 11, 2021 05:37 PM (ts6Zs)

147 Lesbians have no greater supporters than that of straight white males.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 05:37 PM (TIEIK)

148
Too complicated for the stupid.

Too stupid for the intelligent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 05:37 PM (mht8P)

149 @shibumi, would you call it the Unfortunate Canoeing Accident Trust?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 11, 2021 05:37 PM (JfNy2)

150 This is the new normal.

Posted by: Super Straight Supervisor at March 11, 2021 05:37 PM (PLXMa)

151 The SJWs are already pushing the "SS" angle.
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (5+1A/)

Welp, time to cancel any car with Super Sport in the title. Also Super Soaker.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:37 PM (gAFsE)

152 Plaid flannel and Subarus?
Posted by: Oddbob

I Am Not Lesbian!!! Just because I like my plaid flannel shirt ( this one is pink and gray). And, yeh, I drove a Subaru Forrester. (that car handled great). Hubbymayhem can verify that I am either super straight or a gay man trapped in a woman body. Could go either way I guess.


Hi hordelings!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 11, 2021 05:37 PM (Vxu+H)

153

Firearms trusts are somewhat useful to avoid transfer issues, but you can't just do one yourself. Each state has different trust rules, and you need to have someone else involved to create a valid trust.

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2021 05:37 PM (SFOr6)

154 In the days of my youth a fist would come flying out of nowhere to quiet this down some.

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2021 05:37 PM (+ya+t)

155 Born a Crime.

Posted by: SuperStraight at March 11, 2021 05:37 PM (K3B2k)

156 Its official.
I am so effing confused.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (axyOa)

Luckily for you, 'Questioning' is also a gender identity!

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:36 PM (gAFsE)


Sh*t. Now I'm confused about being confused.
Eff it. Where's the beer?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 05:37 PM (axyOa)

157 I'm so straight that I only have sex with my husband. That's how damned straight I am.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 11, 2021 05:37 PM (okGHj)

158 >>The SJWs are already pushing the "SS" angle.

Naturally.

I just really enjoyed all the sputtering response about how "but, but, but you can't just make up a new gender/sexuality!!"

Heh, since when?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (bDqIh)

159 53 Can you be Slightly-less-than-super-straight?
Posted by: Roy

No. Don't be difficult. There are 34 genders to choose from.

Posted by: ProfShade - Ashli Babbit report? at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (BdDfF)

160 The SJWs are already pushing the "SS" angle.
Posted by: ace

Yep..also: "Your flag is of pron hub/ grindre colors! You must be gay!"

But I do love the fact that some enterprising SS person added the SS colors to the LGBTQi 'flag'.

That made the wokesters fume some.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (L3Rsz)

161 Wow those are some pretty ladies at the top of the thread!

Posted by: David French at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (qlFIA)

162 Lesbians have no greater supporters than that of straight white males.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 05:37 PM (TIEIK)

...who watch porn and haven't met any actual lesbians.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (gAFsE)

163 154 In the days of my youth a fist would come flying out of nowhere to quiet this down some.
Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2021 05:37 PM (+ya+t)


Anymore you'd be happy to get a little slap fight, or maybe a pillow deathmatch.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (okGHj)

164 So, the trannies get to redefine what straight means? F*ck no! How about we redefine trannies as effing nuts instead.

Not playing along with their game.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (zvy4I)

165
Just to think that all my life I've been speaking prose.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (mht8P)

166 Unfortunate Canoeing Accident Trust?


Unfortunate Canoeing Accident Trust 1
Unfortunate Canoeing Accident Trust 2
Unfortunate Canoeing Accident Trust 3...

Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (tjZg/)

167 IWI Galil ACE 7.62X39 W/Side Folding Brace; $1700; https://bit.ly/2OezYMN

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (YYlyE)

168 What sex is your husband?

Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (ts6Zs)

169 I am super super super super straight.

Just so no one here is confused about that.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (TdMsT)

170 "Lesbian 41" looks a bit like Will Ferrell on a bad hair day.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (aXxgO)

171 "I'm so straight that I only have sex with my husband. That's how damned straight I am.

Posted by: tcn in AK"
Keep it up!

Posted by: Super Straight Supervisor at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (PLXMa)

172 >>There are 34 genders to choose from.


We have to up our game, people!

Posted by: Baskin Robbins Board meeting at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (77LiK)

173 The Conservative Case for Nailing Trannies.

Posted by: David French at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (FYe3W)

174 I understand a lot of people do it to get things like suppressors.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:32 PM (gAFsE)

That was a thing in the past. IIRC, the utility of such diminished, either to an ATF ruling or court case. Presently, I would not do it. It is just more paperwork that establish what you owned at some point in time. WA went with private transfer background checks a number of years back. Now, people maintain an inventory of off-paper guns and on-paper guns. There is no reason to put off-paper guns on paper for any reason, IMO.

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (KnJdm)

175 I refuse to participate in this giant insanity game. The only reason this is possible is because of the internet.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (qJ/Pj)

176 I got my trust online through The Trust Shop.

It has passed muster with the ATF as far as own NFA stuff.

I think it cost me a hundred bucks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (yQpMk)

177 SuperStraights have existed throughout history, in secret.

George Washington was secretly a SuperStraight.

William the Conqueror is widely believed to have been a SuperStraight.

Moses was almost certainly a SuperStraight.

There were rumors that Marie Antoinette was a SuperStraight -- these rumors might have been spread to smear her, but they also *might have been true.*

What other SuperStraights from history can *you* name?

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (5+1A/)

178 Also... Biden is given trannies free surgery via the US military. We will have the most fabulous armed services in the world! Yay USA!

Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (tjZg/)


The Dems can't kill recruiting fast enough.
Although, recruits so identified can likely get the surgery in the first few days of Basic, once the Drill Sergeant sharpens the bayonet.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (axyOa)

179 Galils are nice but way overpriced

Posted by: Y5 at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (5FQVt)

180 I just really enjoyed all the sputtering response about how "but, but, but you can't just make up a new gender/sexuality!!"

Heh, since when?
Posted by: Lizzy

LOL..yep. Pointing out to them that it IS nothing new, but was just 'closeted' makes them angry.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (L3Rsz)

181 "I'm so straight that I only have sex with my husband. That's how damned straight I am.

Posted by: tcn in AK"
---
You're either an ette or a liberal.

Posted by: Michael Jackson (he/he) at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (FYe3W)

182 SuperStraights have existed throughout history, in secret.

George Washington was secretly a SuperStraight.

William the Conqueror is widely believed to have been a SuperStraight....

*

Holy shit I love this.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (TIEIK)

183 Does anyone here have any experience with it? I really want to like it and I'll cop to being bullpup-curious, but 1.8k is a heck of a lot to drop on it without trying one.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 05:32 PM (t+qrx)

Handled one but never shot it. Pointed fine, but so does an AR. You plan on doing a lot of room clearing? Because if you're not kicking doors or riding in the back of a Merkava you really don't need a bullpup. (IMO)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:34 PM (gAFsE)

They're good car/camping guns.

My bullpup is a Kel-Tec. But in general...yeah just go with a normal rifle, as you said.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (ifmtJ)

184 > You know who else was SS?

Is this about me again?

Posted by: Secret Service Agent #9 at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (YYlyE)

185 Kinda makes me wonder what Sodom and Gomorrah were up to that got them the firebomb treatment that we haven't tried yet.

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (Pr4BU)

186 So, the trannies get to redefine what straight means? F*ck no! How about we redefine trannies as effing nuts instead.

Not playing along with their game


You might not be playing along with their game, but they are playing with your employer, your neighbors, your relatives and your family members.

/you might not be interested in the revolution, but the revolution is interested in you. Trust me.

Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (tjZg/)

187 I am super super super super straight.



Just so no one here is confused about that.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (TdMsT)

You people learn anything?

Posted by: Syndrome at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (KnJdm)

188 That diagram needs to be splattered all over the halls and Zoom calls of every Googlag, ewetoob, farcespace etc. Just imagine all the exploding heads...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 11, 2021 05:40 PM (b8eqQ)

189 Not only are they awesome for putting Super Straight first. But it's so important it deserves two letters.

Posted by: buzzion at March 11, 2021 05:40 PM (vMCab)

190 Miss me yet?

Posted by: 2020 at March 11, 2021 05:40 PM (fM9nB)

191 This super straight stuff is funny, but all I have to say about that is somebody is watching ALLLLLL that girl on girl porn.
Posted by: DFCtomm


Isn't that extra-super-straight: male version? Watching women make love without having to look at someone else's schwanz?

Posted by: mikeski at March 11, 2021 05:40 PM (P1f+c)

192 Game of Genitals - that was the show with the blond chick and the dragons, right?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 11, 2021 05:40 PM (Obsrs)

193

It is absolutely bizarre how we are not allowed to ask that most dangerous of questions..."Why?"

Where did this come from, is it just borne out of the narcissism that social media creates, r is it being taught in schools by an evil fifth column out to destroy America helped along by Democrats and asshole Republicans like Mitch McConnell?

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 11, 2021 05:40 PM (NuVOb)

194 I really don't understand all the different genders or whatever they are called.

I will continue avoiding most people. All that shit makes my brain hurt.

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2021 05:41 PM (PisyI)

195 Howzabout a M1A Creedmore?; $1771; https://bit.ly/38vVxPz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 05:36 PM (YYlyE)

Eighteen hundred for the gun and $52 for 20 rounds?

Short answer, no.

Long answer, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:41 PM (gAFsE)

196 I'm so straight, I won't even touch my own dick.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 05:41 PM (yQpMk)

197 >>Sh*t. Now I'm confused about being confused.
Eff it. Where's the beer?


Think of it this way: the Left is creating flags for each new gender and sexuality to celebrate it, make others celebrate it.

Some Gen X guy who was sick of all this being pushed on tiktok decided to create a special name and flag for heterosexual, vanilla man-woman attraction.

That's it. He's using the sexual identity activist's methods to push normal, no explanation needed sexuality and gender expression.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2021 05:41 PM (bDqIh)

198 What other SuperStraights from history can *you* name?

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (5+1A/)

Abe Lincoln. And they murdered him for his transgressions.

Posted by: Syndrome at March 11, 2021 05:41 PM (KnJdm)

199 Also... Biden is given trannies free surgery via the US military. We will have the most fabulous armed services in the world! Yay USA!

Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (tjZg/)
---
He just resumed what Trump suspended. Trump thought that when you join the military it should be to *serve* in the military. Not to get an elective surgery and spend that much time on rehab and recovery.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:41 PM (FYe3W)

200 What other SuperStraights from history can *you* name?
Posted by: ace

This is good.

We needs courses in all gov't schools about SSs and their contributions to the good of society throughout all of history!

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 05:41 PM (L3Rsz)

201 Love the graphic.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 11, 2021 05:41 PM (z79tQ)

202 There are bullpup kits for SKS rifles that might be a good way to try it out.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 05:42 PM (TIEIK)

203 That was a thing in the past. IIRC, the utility of such diminished, either to an ATF ruling or court case. Presently, I would not do it. It is just more paperwork that establish what you owned at some point in time. WA went with private transfer background checks a number of years back. Now, people maintain an inventory of off-paper guns and on-paper guns. There is no reason to put off-paper guns on paper for any reason, IMO.
Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (KnJdm)


No, for NFA stuff. Because if I own a suppressor and want to lend it to someone, we have to do a transfer and tax stamp a second time, and then a third time when it gets returned. If it's held in trust, any trustee can possess it without any paperwork.

Unless you're saying that one should have off-paper NFA items like SBRs and suppressors, in which case, you do you I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 05:42 PM (t+qrx)

204 It's these kinds of things that can actually get people out of the leftist plantation. You describe yourself as "Super Straight" and get derided for being a SS-Nazi.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 05:42 PM (VP4Cd)

205 You might need the SS connotation in, say, NY or LA, but here in flyover country just being straight is enough.

Posted by: Bill R. at March 11, 2021 05:42 PM (wzzJf)

206 Finally, the 97% now have their own "don't hate me, I was born this way" gender identity. Fly your (not really a) freak flag high.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2021 05:42 PM (Cus5s)

207 This is Trump level trolling. Winning!

Posted by: Bosk at March 11, 2021 05:42 PM (SWbVS)

208 Grump's got an NFA trust?

Man, that's livin'.

Even in CA, I think there are people who have trusts in AZ for their machine guns (and they keep them there).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2021 05:42 PM (OTzUX)

209
It's clear that I don't get the tranny thing at all. I mean, if I were trying to be a fake woman I'd at least shave.


I couldn't help but notice her five o'clock shadow. I bet her dick isn't that big.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 11, 2021 05:42 PM (HaL55)

210 This keeps going the population control Leftists will be in their glory.

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2021 05:42 PM (Cxk7w)

211 >>> What other SuperStraights from history can *you* name?

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (5+1A/)

There's an almost history luv guv from NY that seems pretty SS.

Posted by: DJ at March 11, 2021 05:42 PM (O3/K+)

212 > Does anyone here have any experience with it? I really want to like it and I'll cop to being bullpup-curious, but 1.8k is a heck of a lot to drop on it without trying one.

Bullpup pros:
Short rifle with a full length barrel
Weight is at the back, making them fast pointers
Sexy AF

Bullpup cons:
Some malfunctions require a full teardown
None of them have a crisp trigger
Magazine change is a bit weird

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 05:43 PM (YYlyE)

213 I'm pretty sure a canoe trip down the river and these fine folks can help me find my firearms at the bottom of the lake.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 11, 2021 05:43 PM (03n3v)

214 wth, man.
I love the graphic. Shows SuperSrtraight to be a gym bro of the first order.
Huge except for leg day. Nope, ain't gonna do it.
Dom Mazetti approved.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 11, 2021 05:43 PM (z79tQ)

215 "What other SuperStraights from history can *you* name?"

Og no go Og. Og no homo.

Posted by: Og at March 11, 2021 05:43 PM (PLXMa)

216 I wonder if pink hair is allowed in the military these days.

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2021 05:43 PM (+ya+t)

217 Donald Trump is likely to be the first President to come out as superstraight.

Historical first.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:43 PM (FYe3W)

218
Double secret Straight!
-Dean Wormer

Posted by: portlandon at March 11, 2021 05:44 PM (+oR7L)

219 John Adams, Super straight.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 05:44 PM (wpta/)

220 He just resumed what Trump suspended. Trump thought that when you join the military it should be to *serve* in the military. Not to get an elective surgery and spend that much time on rehab and recovery.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:41 PM (FYe3W)

The silver lining is that the people who sign up to get a free chopadicktomy will spend all their time on light duty creating problems that they'll probably get shuffled to headquarters units so they're out of the way and everyone else can carry on.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:44 PM (gAFsE)

221 What other SuperStraights from history can *you* name?
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (5+1A/)

---------

Clark Kent?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 05:44 PM (kTF2Z)

222 > $52 for 20 rounds?

Where'd you find 6.5 Creedmore for that cheap?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 05:44 PM (YYlyE)

223 Bullpup pros:
...
Sexy AF

Bullpup cons:
...
None of them have a crisp trigger
Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 05:43 PM (YYlyE)


These are the two big ones for me and the second is specifically what I was wondering about the Tavor.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 05:44 PM (t+qrx)

224 SuperStraights don't have their own pronouns. They find declaring their own pronouns offensive. Stop hating us, bigot.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2021 05:45 PM (uEbPt)

225 my problem with this is that my sexuality doesn't need a name or an acronym

I'm normal. That's good enough for me. The other variations are abnormal.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at March 11, 2021 05:45 PM (OZnWn)

226 >>> What other SuperStraights from history can *you* name?

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (5+1A/)

Well, they love gaying up historical figures, so I'm saying Freddy Mercury.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:45 PM (gAFsE)

227 "SuperStraights don't have their own pronouns"
How about this?

Posted by: SS f'd at March 11, 2021 05:46 PM (PLXMa)

228 I think someone posted that the pronouns were

nor/mal

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 05:46 PM (TIEIK)

229 The silver lining is that the people who sign up to get a free chopadicktomy will spend all their time on light duty creating problems that they'll probably get shuffled to headquarters units so they're out of the way and everyone else can carry on.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:44 PM (gAFsE)

and by carry on you mean we carry them onto the rolls of the VA and pay for their mental and physical ailments until they die, get 100% service connection, or kill themselves.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 11, 2021 05:46 PM (qDlSW)

230 Chicago Vota: "Michelle Obama thinking of retirement..."

I recommend she gets herself a gold watch.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at March 11, 2021 05:46 PM (aXxgO)

231
Well, they love gaying up historical figures, so I'm saying Freddy Mercury.
Posted by: Vanya

LOL....titting for tatting. Love it.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 05:46 PM (L3Rsz)

232 216 I wonder if pink hair is allowed in the military these days.

I probably would put a $100 on yes, the Xiden administration is saying join the military and they pay for your sex change.

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2021 05:47 PM (Cxk7w)

233 Unless you're saying that one should have off-paper NFA items like SBRs and suppressors, in which case, you do you I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 05:42 PM (t+qrx)

No. Of course not. This is the rule change I am talking about, and it required background checks for "responsible persons," to include beneficiaries in some instances.

https://tinyurl.com/xe845w8v

Posted by: Syndrome at March 11, 2021 05:47 PM (KnJdm)

234
Does a Super Straight beat a Straight Flush, or Full House?

Posted by: portlandon at March 11, 2021 05:47 PM (+oR7L)

235 The SJWs are already pushing the "SS" angle.
Posted by: ace


So they hate Social Security. I knew it!

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 11, 2021 05:47 PM (VYjdj)

236 Ace this post is one of the best.

Posted by: SSDeplorable Ian Galt at March 11, 2021 05:47 PM (ufFY8)

237 This whole thing makes me sort of sad because trans people who AREN'T jerks will be surrounded by the backlash they didn't earn and don't deserve.

Posted by: Synova at March 11, 2021 05:47 PM (BD/yx)

238 Where'd you find 6.5 Creedmore for that cheap?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 05:44 PM (YYlyE)

Cheaper Than Dirt. Top of the search results. Didn't note if it was actually in stock or anything.

I've got a VEPR in 54R with the original Russian optics on it. Y'all can have my share of the space age wildcat stuff.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:47 PM (gAFsE)

239 he SJWs are already pushing the "SS" angle.
Posted by: ace


So they hate Social Security. I knew it!
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 11, 2021 05:47 PM (VYjdj)
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SSN=Social Security Nazi.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:47 PM (FYe3W)

240 Outing SuperStraights is so wrong. Be better.

Posted by: 13times at March 11, 2021 05:47 PM (K3B2k)

241 Seriously... I wanna' get of this ride, now. This shit is beyond my ability to comprehend. It has to, I mean literally has to be attention whoring. Otherwise an huge segment of Americans are just plain bug fuck crazy. I could, maybe, accept that, but geeze.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 05:48 PM (3H9h1)

242 The SJWs are already pushing the "SS" angle.
Posted by: ace

As if they ever have another.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2021 05:48 PM (uEbPt)

243 IWI TAVOR X95 5.56 ODG 16.5" 30+1 FLATTOP; $1750; https://bit.ly/3cg9ORu
Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (YYlyE)

Does anyone here have any experience with it? I really want to like it and I'll cop to being bullpup-curious, but 1.8k is a heck of a lot to drop on it without trying one.


Packs away well, that is, you can transport it without telling the world you are wandering around with a rifle.

Weapons retention is better, balance is towards the rear, the X95 has the same ergos as the AR-15 (mag eject button).

Downside is ejection of cases gets weird if you fire from the weak side.

Won't go back to a standard AR-15 platform. If I were to buy another bullpup because of the canoe accident, I would look at Desertech MDR since it has better accuracy, is lighter, ambidextrous and has exchangeable calibers.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 11, 2021 05:48 PM (4+UdL)

244
/you might not be interested in the revolution, but the revolution is interested in you. Trust me.
Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2021 05:39 PM (tjZg/)


{{{Shibumi}}}

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 05:48 PM (TdMsT)

245
Attila the Hun was a fag.

Posted by: Frank Rizzo at March 11, 2021 05:48 PM (mht8P)

246 If I'm Superstraight, do I get a costume, with a cape?

Lord, all this time I've been telling people I'm just normal; now I'm on the gender spectrum. Which color stripe is ours? I'm guessing either the black one or the French's mustard yellow one, like in the new banner.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 11, 2021 05:48 PM (lY4np)

247 and by carry on you mean we carry them onto the rolls of the VA and pay for their mental and physical ailments until they die, get 100% service connection, or kill themselves.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 11, 2021 05:46 PM (qDlSW)

I meant that the ones who aren't useless head cases will be able to get on with their jobs. Yes, all of that other stuff is going to happen too, but I was referring to the normies.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:49 PM (gAFsE)

248 What other SuperStraights from history can *you* name?
Posted by: ace

Genghis Khan
"the direct ancestor of one in 200 men in the world"
https://tinyurl.com/3f7utcdy

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 11, 2021 05:49 PM (gtatv)

249 245
Attila the Hun was a fag.
Posted by: Frank Rizzo at March 11, 2021 05:48 PM (mht8P)

So was Oswald...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 11, 2021 05:49 PM (ifmtJ)

250 >>>240 Outing SuperStraights is so wrong. Be better.


haha

but you know, it's only the cowardice of Closeted SuperStraights that gives the threat of "outing" a Super Straight its power.

It's time to #ComeOut as SuperStraight.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:49 PM (5+1A/)

251 SS is a derogatory term for Super Straights.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2021 05:49 PM (uEbPt)

252 "a huge segment of Americans are just plain bug fuck crazy"
It's like half the country has crazy cat lady syndrome. That's what we get for letting cats live with us.

Posted by: SS f'd at March 11, 2021 05:49 PM (PLXMa)

253 @236

Actually the best post was when Ace roasted a writer from The Village Voice, he wrote a book called The Cat Sitters, and Ace just fisked it to an inch of it's life.

It was pretty funny.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (eFIOI)

254 So Bullpups aren't NFA because full barrel design?

I have to admit I think they're an interesting tool as well.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (aXxgO)

255 As a super straight guy, do I get to wear a cape?
_______________

Or maybe we should wear some smart uniforms with SS on the collars?

After all, they're gonna call us Nazi's whatever we do, so we may as well have some fun with it!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (k4dH2)

256 I don';t think that there really isn't a such thing as an NFA trust vs a Gun Trust vs just a trust. It's a fake entity like a corporation that has trustees and benefactors rather than owners. There isn't anything in my Trust specific to NFA (though that is why I got it), or even limiting it to guns. Startling last year the ATF runs a background check etc for any trustees at the time the item is purchased. So I am the trustee, if I die Mrs928 becomes the trustee, if both, Boy928, and so on. The trustees can buy and sell from the trust. So if I die, my wife could sell the guns to anyone for a dollar, even herself.

The number and names of trustees can be changed any time by the current trustee. Just write that up and get it notarized and into the folder with the rest of the trust documents.

It's basically a dodge of probate for me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (yQpMk)

257 I am SSOTS.

Super-sick of this shit.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (FYe3W)

258 >> "a huge segment of Americans are just plain bug fuck crazy"

1/3 of the country is retarded.
Wasn't that South Park?

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (77LiK)

259 No. Of course not. This is the rule change I am talking about, and it required background checks for "responsible persons," to include beneficiaries in some instances.

https://tinyurl.com/xe845w8v
Posted by: Syndrome at March 11, 2021 05:47 PM (KnJdm)


Right, but that's a one-and-done, just like creating the trust. You don't need a new background check for each responsible person when the trust acquires an item or when it changes hands between responsible persons within the trust (at least that's what I remember, I could ask my lawyer to make sure).

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (t+qrx)

260
So can we establish SS divisions?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (mht8P)

261 but you know, it's only the cowardice of Closeted SuperStraights that gives the threat of "outing" a Super Straight its power.

It's time to #ComeOut as SuperStraight.
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:49 PM (5+1A/)


There should be a ceremony of some sort.

Something meaningful...

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (TdMsT)

262
Then why not "super white" too, then?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (v2QQW)

263 #WASSTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 11, 2021 05:51 PM (HaL55)

264 PiV is NOT a CRIME

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2021 05:51 PM (77LiK)

265 As a super straight guy, do I get to wear a cape?
---
Why wouldn't you?

Posted by: Rick Wakeman at March 11, 2021 05:51 PM (FYe3W)

266 Chevelle SuperStraight

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2021 05:51 PM (63Dwl)

267 Axeman,

That is perfect!

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2021 05:51 PM (PisyI)

268 Chuck Yeager! First person yo master the Beeline above the speed of any Karen's high pitched screams; definitely SuperStraight!

Posted by: Rex B at March 11, 2021 05:51 PM (uN4KS)

269 but you know, it's only the cowardice of Closeted SuperStraights that gives the threat of "outing" a Super Straight its power.

It's time to #ComeOut as SuperStraight.
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:49 PM (5+1A/)


There should be a ceremony of some sort.

Something meaningful...
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (TdMsT)

At a strip club!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 11, 2021 05:52 PM (ifmtJ)

270 So can we establish SS divisions?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (mht8P)
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No math, please.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:52 PM (FYe3W)

271 264 PiV is NOT a CRIME
Posted by: garrett


lol

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:52 PM (5+1A/)

272 Mooch living the good life, why work?

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2021 05:52 PM (Cxk7w)

273 I'm super straight, super white, and super fed up with the stupid.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 11, 2021 05:52 PM (Vxu+H)

274 Stainless Steel

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 11, 2021 05:52 PM (HaL55)

275 Love has no gender.

Except for the two.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:52 PM (5+1A/)

276 Speaking of retards...

when was the last Gender Reveal Party Death?

I am really hoping we didn't forget that and leave it in the trunk of 2020 when we returned it to the airport.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2021 05:52 PM (77LiK)

277 SSN=Social Security Nazi.
Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:47 PM (FYe3W)

The navy has been compromised!

Posted by: Sjg at March 11, 2021 05:52 PM (gDSJf)

278 >>Seriously... I wanna' get of this ride, now. This shit is beyond my ability to comprehend. It has to, I mean literally has to be attention whoring.


Yes.

This isn't for us, though, this is for the kids who are being bombarded with this LGBTQ activism in school and on social media. I learned about this last week from my son, who thought it was hilarious.

This is a clever way for the kids to push back, to not be bullied by the activists who are telling them they are bigots if they reject whatever deviance is being pushed on them.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2021 05:52 PM (bDqIh)

279 So Bullpups aren't NFA because full barrel design?

I have to admit I think they're an interesting tool as well.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (aXxgO)


The OAL makes them not NFA (SBR, specifically), unless it does.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 05:52 PM (t+qrx)

280 > So Bullpups aren't NFA because full barrel design?

Correct.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 05:53 PM (YYlyE)

281 Felate Has a Home, Here

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2021 05:53 PM (77LiK)

282 It's OK to be normal.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 05:53 PM (5+1A/)

283 Then why not "super white" too, then?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (v2QQW)
---
Oy! We can't all be Irish!

Posted by: Irish Guy at March 11, 2021 05:53 PM (FYe3W)

284 Love has no gender.



Except for the two.

Mating parts FTW!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 11, 2021 05:53 PM (HaL55)

285 Gun trusts allow the transfer of class 3 firearms and whatnot... like suppressors. IIRC they (suppressors) are not transferable outside a trust unless the receiving individual goes through the whole ATF process and gets their tax stamp.

I have a suppressor and this is my understanding, here in KY if I wanted to transfer it to my son.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 05:54 PM (3H9h1)

286 199 Also... Biden is given trannies free surgery via the US military. We will have the most fabulous armed services in the world! Yay USA!

Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2021 05:35 PM (tjZg/)
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He just resumed what Trump suspended. Trump thought that when you join the military it should be to *serve* in the military. Not to get an elective surgery and spend that much time on rehab and recovery.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:41 PM (FYe3W)

That did seem to be the breaking point. No knowing what happened behind the scenes but Trump seemed entirely willing to allow transgendered people to serve once the services figured out how to manage it but someone or other said that it had to include the military providing the surgeries and that was absurd.

And it is.

Recruits even have to get their teeth fixed before enlistment. How is major surgery the responsibility of the service if your wisdom teeth aren't?

Posted by: Synova at March 11, 2021 05:54 PM (BD/yx)

287 It's time to #ComeOut as SuperStraight.
Posted by: ace

Proudly waving my SSLGBTQ+ flag. Be brave. Own your truth and don't let the superphobes win! Love is love, afterall.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 05:54 PM (L3Rsz)

288 What other SuperStraights from history can *you* name?

Cassanova

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 05:54 PM (VP4Cd)

289 Adam and Eve: The Original Super Straights

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2021 05:54 PM (uEbPt)

290 G-D made me white, female and straight. I don't question HIS choices

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 05:55 PM (wpta/)

291 If I found out Heather Graham had been born a male but subsequently got all faux female parts very early in life, I would not bang for Bill Gate's money.

I guess that puts me in category of super duper straight.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 05:55 PM (2DOZq)

292 Right, but that's a one-and-done, just like creating the trust. You don't need a new background check for each responsible person when the trust acquires an item or when it changes hands between responsible persons within the trust (at least that's what I remember, I could ask my lawyer to make sure).

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (t+qrx)

I can't say, one way or another. Per Grump: ATF runs a background check etc for any trustees at the time the item is purchased. I just don't see the benefit of a trust for non-NFA items, even if they do require universal background checks (a regime under which I currently live), because, as implemented, there are often exceptions intra-family and other limited purposes. The point was to not paper up non-papered items.

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 05:55 PM (KnJdm)

293 It is absolutely bizarre how we are not allowed to ask that most dangerous of questions..."Why?"

Where did this come from, is it just borne out of the narcissism that social media creates, r is it being taught in schools by an evil fifth column out to destroy America helped along by Democrats and asshole Republicans like Mitch McConnell?

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 11, 2021 05:40 PM (NuVOb)


yes

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 11, 2021 05:55 PM (z79tQ)

294
So can we establish SS divisions?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I live in a SS subdivision.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2021 05:55 PM (63Dwl)

295 >>It's time to #ComeOut as SuperStraight.


Heh, I think kids are making 'coming out as super-straight' videos, the kind that are popular with kids who come out as gay, trans, whaetever.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2021 05:55 PM (bDqIh)

296 Bill Clinton cannot come out as superstraight. Rumor has it he was curved.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:56 PM (FYe3W)

297 I live in a SS subdivision.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2021 05:55 PM (63Dwl)
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In the high school halls
In the shopping malls

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:56 PM (FYe3W)

298 Hey, finally one of the Alphabet Genders I can identify with!

self <-- Super-Straight and Proud!

Posted by: empire 1 at March 11, 2021 05:57 PM (JJatH)

299 Heh, I think kids are making 'coming out as super-straight' videos, the kind that are popular with kids who come out as gay, trans, whaetever.
Posted by: Lizzy

Oh good...glad to read this. SS seems like silliness on one hand, but on the other, it is terribly important and powerful, esp after all the LGBTi+ whatever bombarding over the decades.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 05:58 PM (L3Rsz)

300 Is that their (our) flag-orange and black?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 05:58 PM (VP4Cd)

301 Charles Martel. SuperStraight.

Posted by: dantesed at March 11, 2021 05:58 PM (88xKn)

302 Bill Clinton was recruited by the MLB.

He had a wicked curve.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:58 PM (FYe3W)

303 Then why not "super white" too, then?





Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2021 05:50 PM (v2QQW)

Because you can't choose to be white. This is about a natural, unalterable, quality of a person at birth. It's science.

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 05:59 PM (KnJdm)

304 Per Grump: ATF runs a background check etc for any trustees at the time the item is purchased. I just don't see the benefit of a trust for non-NFA items


I agree, except for the benefit of having expensive items avoid probate which might not be important to some people. Now, the non NFA items are not really papered in the sense that anyone knows about them but the trustees. The ATF or LE doesn't know when you add or remove a non-NFA item. You just put it on the inventory form and have it notarized, again added to the folder.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 05:59 PM (yQpMk)

305
This "super straight" thing is realer than kwaanza.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2021 05:59 PM (v2QQW)

306 Is that their (our) flag-orange and black?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 05:58 PM (VP4Cd)
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Yeah, I'm not too crazy about Halloween colors either.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:59 PM (FYe3W)

307 I can't say, one way or another. Per Grump: ATF runs a background check etc for any trustees at the time the item is purchased. I just don't see the benefit of a trust for non-NFA items, even if they do require universal background checks (a regime under which I currently live), because, as implemented, there are often exceptions intra-family and other limited purposes. The point was to not paper up non-papered items.
Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 05:55 PM (KnJdm)


If they're not on paper, then no, putting them into a trust doesn't make any sense. And I wouldn't put them in a trust even if they were on paper (e.g. handguns in Michigan) because there's no benefit; I can lend a handgun to a friend without a transfer. It's strictly for NFA items that are on paper out of the box, nothing lost then, so might as well set them up so that anyone on the trust can use it without doing a transfer.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 05:59 PM (t+qrx)

308 Because you can't choose to be white. This is about a natural, unalterable, quality of a person at birth. It's science.
Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 05:59 PM (KnJdm)

Sorry, what?

Posted by: Michael Jackson at March 11, 2021 05:59 PM (gAFsE)

309 I have always been, and still am

Super- Shut the fuck up about your private life. I do not care. And my life is none of your fucking business.

Suck all the dick you want but just shut the fuck up about it. No flags, no naked marches, no Bobby has two daddies, and no "rights." You have a right to shut up, and I have a right to avoid you if you don't.

Why oh why has public life become so sexualized and degernate?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 11, 2021 05:59 PM (LWu6U)

310 Now, all my knowledge is based on my one trust in the state of Alabama. YMMV.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

311 FDR couldn't even get it up.

...because Eleanor kinda looked like a dude.

That, and he was SuperStraight.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2021 06:00 PM (77LiK)

312 This "super straight" thing is realer than kwaanza.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Bahaha...truth from the ages, for sure.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 06:00 PM (L3Rsz)

313 Is there a significance to the colors?

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2021 06:00 PM (/669Q)

314
This super straight stuff is funny, but all I have to say about that is somebody is watching ALLLLLL that girl on girl porn.
Posted by: DFCtomm


I don't think a super straight guy watching girl on girl stuff is strange.

Reason #1 - twice as many boobs, never an issue for a super straight guy
Reason #2 - guys may pick up some tips on how to pleasure their super straight mate. I mean who else knows how to pleasure the equipment 'down there' better then someone who owns that very same equipment?

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 11, 2021 06:00 PM (N/gDA)

315 In the high school halls

In the shopping malls

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:56 PM (FYe3W)

Careful. That's like a dog whistle for Barry Manilow and Yanni fans to come out of the closet an post their music choice 'L's

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 06:00 PM (KnJdm)

316 hogmartin / bonhomme:

TY. I lost an AR pistol to a pond and it hovered between SBR/non-SBR depending on ATF's mood. I'm always looking for substitutes.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 11, 2021 06:01 PM (aXxgO)

317 Starbase, Port Isabel, TX

https://is.gd/Tio2f4

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 06:01 PM (d4edd)

318 >>Then why not "super white" too, then?

"super anti-racist"? = I don't judge people by their race

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2021 06:01 PM (bDqIh)

319 I mean who else knows how to pleasure the equipment 'down there' better then someone who owns that very same equipment?
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 11, 2021 06:00 PM (N/gDA)


*glances up with "who, me?" expression*

Posted by: The Paolo at March 11, 2021 06:01 PM (t+qrx)

320 This whole thing makes me sort of sad because trans people who AREN'T jerks will be surrounded by the backlash they didn't earn and don't deserve.

Posted by: Synova at March 11, 2021 05:47 PM (BD/yx)

Really? Both of them?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 11, 2021 06:01 PM (z79tQ)

321 Why oh why has public life become so sexualized and degernate?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 11, 2021 05:59 PM (LWu6U)

It was the only way to degrade society. Used to be you didn't talk politics, religion or sex in public. The Left made sure we were required to talk about all three.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2021 06:02 PM (uEbPt)

322 The Paolo is UltraStraight

Posted by: Paolo at March 11, 2021 06:02 PM (63Dwl)

323 @315

Hey man, conform or be cast out!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2021 06:02 PM (eFIOI)

324 >> I mean who else knows how to pleasure the equipment 'down there' better then someone who owns that very same equipment?


One button.

No joystick.


It's not a hard game to master.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2021 06:02 PM (77LiK)

325 I can lend a handgun to a friend without a transfer.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 05:59 PM (t+qrx)

For now. The context of the question began with the dems' universal background check.

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 06:02 PM (KnJdm)

326
"Have sex with my unhealed surgical mutilation wound."


-Trans Blithering Lunatic

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 11, 2021 06:02 PM (zCde3)

327 The orange color choice is hilarious.

So, is Trump the SuperStraightOrangeManBad now?

Posted by: squeakywheel at March 11, 2021 06:03 PM (mL2J9)

328 306 Is that their (our) flag-orange and black?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 05:58 PM (VP4Cd)
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Yeah, I'm not too crazy about Halloween colors either.
Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:59 PM (FYe3W)


Our colors should be red, white and blue.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 06:03 PM (TdMsT)

329 This whole thing makes me sort of sad because trans people who AREN'T jerks will be surrounded by the backlash they didn't earn and don't deserve.

Posted by: Synova

Not if they are accepting of other sexualities.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 06:03 PM (L3Rsz)

330 I do like women who can shoot, turn a wrench, throw a ball and drink beer. Does that effect a super straight designation?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 06:03 PM (2DOZq)

331 I'm severely straight

Posted by: Mitt at March 11, 2021 06:03 PM (mbRGg)

332 Did the guy who thought up "Super Straight" get death threats yet?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 06:03 PM (VP4Cd)

333 >>Why oh why has public life become so sexualized and degernate?


https://tinyurl.com/jr7nbwdk

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2021 06:03 PM (bDqIh)

334 Super straight species incurious - only interested in opposite sex, same species. Not sure how to rank an attraction to Mooch, but not so afflicted.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 11, 2021 06:04 PM (ts6Zs)

335 I do like women who can shoot, turn a wrench, throw a ball and drink beer. Does that effect a super straight designation?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 06:03 PM (2DOZq)

Why would it?

Posted by: Michael Jackson at March 11, 2021 06:04 PM (gAFsE)

336 Off weirdo singer sock

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 06:04 PM (gAFsE)

337 Where do cucks fit in that matrix?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 11, 2021 06:04 PM (lgiXo)

338 I do like women who can shoot, turn a wrench, throw a ball and drink beer. Does that effect a super straight designation?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Not at all. But she does have to be a girl from birth. That's the key to superstraightdom for men.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 06:05 PM (L3Rsz)

339 >>Where do cucks fit in that matrix?


In the Linen Closet.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2021 06:05 PM (77LiK)

340 I live in a SS subdivision.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2021 05:55 PM (63Dwl)
---
In the high school halls
In the shopping malls
Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 05:56 PM (FYe3W)

Be (super)cool or be cast out.

And yes I do like Yanni.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 11, 2021 06:05 PM (ifmtJ)

341 >>>>>It's time to #DecenterTransgenderism.

It's time to escape the planet.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at March 11, 2021 06:05 PM (Zxtin)

342 Yeah Ultra Straight would have been better. US.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2021 06:05 PM (uEbPt)

343 For now. The context of the question began with the dems' universal background check.
Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 06:02 PM (KnJdm)


I don't think the universal background check was brought up in this thread prior to #174.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 06:05 PM (t+qrx)

344 A wealthy white area of suburban Atlanta, called Buckhead, has formed an exploratory committee to see if they can secede from Atlanta and form their own city and their own police force.

Residents have been under siege from (mostly black) criminals after hundreds of Atlanta cops quit in disgust following the racist attacks on cops after the George Floyd and Rayshard Brooks (the guy shot by cops in the Wendy's) incidents.

Of course, the pols in Atlanta are outraged, because they want the shit that the rich white folks' taxes pay for in Atlanta, and if Buckhead (and its cushy tax money) leaves Atlanta, there won't be as much "free" money for pols there to throw around.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2021 06:05 PM (k4dH2)

345 I would claim SS status, but I do get a bit aroused by chocolate chip cookies, American Iron (guns, mid century cars, and motorcycles,) and antique high tech.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 11, 2021 06:06 PM (LWu6U)

346 and antique high tech.


is that like Steam Punk?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 06:07 PM (yQpMk)

347 I don't think the universal background check was brought up in this thread prior to #174.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 06:05 PM (t+qrx)

Sorry, I know. Math and all.

106 A gun question for the lawyerly types here. On another forum someone is suggesting that you create a trust for each one of your fyre arms and then give that trust a trustee and beneficiary. That way, you do not own the fyre arms, the trust does. It's not supposed to cost anything.

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 06:08 PM (KnJdm)

348 333
https://tinyurl.com/jr7nbwdk
Posted by: Lizzy

thank you - will read.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 11, 2021 06:08 PM (LWu6U)

349 Why is it anyone's business what your sexual preferences are? Why do people think it necessary to define themselves by their sexual orientation? I don't GAF. Leave me alone!!!

And don't you DARE go near my kids with your stupid bullshit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2021 06:08 PM (W2Pud)

350 In the high school halls
In the shopping malls

Posted by: Axeman


On the golf course with balls,
Going over Niagra Falls ...

Posted by: Adriane the Terrifying Children's Bedtime Stories Critic ... at March 11, 2021 06:09 PM (LPnfS)

351 I guess my sarcasm was not super clear.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 06:09 PM (2DOZq)

352
"I paid an unethical surgeon a large sum of perfectly good money to cut off my perfectly good johnson. Strangely and unexpectedly, I am not happier."

-Trans Blithering Lunatic

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 11, 2021 06:09 PM (zCde3)

353 I would claim SS status, but I do get a bit aroused by chocolate chip cookies, American Iron (guns, mid century cars, and motorcycles,) and antique high tech.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 11, 2021 06:06 PM (LWu6U)


Oh shit, is the "SS" thing about what you're aroused by? Because I can't get it up for anything besides scrambled cable porn.

Thanks a lot, early 1990s adolescence.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 06:09 PM (t+qrx)

354 Of course, the pols in Atlanta are outraged, because they want the shit that the rich white folks' taxes pay for in Atlanta, and if Buckhead (and its cushy tax money) leaves Atlanta, there won't be as much "free" money for pols there to throw around.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2021 06:05 PM (k4dH2)

There will be no such escape from The Great Suck that is Fulton County. Ask Alpharetta.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 11, 2021 06:09 PM (MkuC5)

355 I like fit women in baseball caps.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 11, 2021 06:09 PM (lgiXo)

356 is that like Steam Punk?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I have a wax cylinder dictaphone. also early century electric appliances. Yes, very much like Steam punk.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 11, 2021 06:10 PM (LWu6U)

357 What up with everyone making videos in their car? For some reason that bugs me.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 06:10 PM (0duUu)

358 306 Is that their (our) flag-orange and black?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 05:58 PM (VP4Cd)

---

Yeah, I'm not too crazy about Halloween colors either.

speaking of ancient high tech, you know who else's colors were orange and black?

Posted by: PDP-8/E at March 11, 2021 06:10 PM (sGtp+)

359 I like fit women in baseball caps.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 11, 2021 06:09 PM (lgiX

Ditto

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 06:10 PM (2DOZq)

360 if Buckhead (and its cushy tax money) leaves Atlanta, there won't be as much "free" money for pols there to throw around.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2021 06:05 PM (k4dH2)
More, please.

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 06:10 PM (KnJdm)

361 As super straights we need parity in health insurance. We need to be paid to not have gender reassignment surgery.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at March 11, 2021 06:10 PM (VbI7r)

362 Dudes are not women. No need to invent anything.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 11, 2021 06:10 PM (Gm75I)

363 Good Lord what a bunch of freaks.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 06:11 PM (nxdel)

364 IIRC Obama was straigtish but he had to focus. Where is that in the matrix?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 11, 2021 06:11 PM (lgiXo)

365 I do like women who can shoot, turn a wrench, throw a ball and drink beer. Does that affect a super straight designation?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
---

Yes.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 06:11 PM (n27kQ)

366 Grande Derecho

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 06:11 PM (2DOZq)

367 and by carry on you mean we carry them onto the rolls of the VA and pay for their mental and physical ailments until they die, get 100% service connection, or kill themselves.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 11, 2021 05:46 PM (qDlSW)

***

And when they commit suicide it will be PTSD from their military service.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 11, 2021 06:12 PM (XTk1T)

368 Good Lord what a bunch of freaks.


We're not really that bad once you get to know us.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 06:12 PM (yQpMk)

369 Where is that in the matrix?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 11, 2021 06:11 PM (lgiXo)

Super gay and super annoying.

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 06:12 PM (KnJdm)

370 First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they fight you
Then you win

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den is Not My Chairman at March 11, 2021 06:12 PM (6mTHf)

371 What do you call it when you only want to bone relatives, blood or otherwise? Asking for a frie....for myself.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 11, 2021 06:12 PM (Geoni)

372 I'm no detective, but all those people above look like guys.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2021 06:12 PM (bkUtD)

373 I have my own personal gender: "Infraqueer".
Basically I play with myself.
Don't judge me!

Posted by: jbspry at March 11, 2021 06:13 PM (ATe9j)

374 357 What up with everyone making videos in their car? For some reason that bugs me.
in at least one case i know of (ex-mo lex), i'm pretty sure it's to have a quiet environment away from her kids.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 11, 2021 06:13 PM (v3pYe)

375 Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 06:08 PM (KnJdm)

Well those points are correct, but it doesn't do a thing for obviating the background check and yes, putting un-papered firearms on paper is counterproductive. They're a great tool for NFA items that are onerous to transfer, but that's about it.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 06:13 PM (t+qrx)

376 326
"Have sex with my unhealed surgical mutilation wound."

-Trans Blithering Lunatic
Posted by: Semi-Litera
---------------------------

Make sure you have performed necessary dilation and scenting procedures first.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 06:13 PM (d4edd)

377 I like women in hip waders.

Posted by: Bosk at March 11, 2021 06:13 PM (SWbVS)

378 Why am I thinking of Dash Parr here...

If everyone is on the SSLGBTQ+ rainbow spectrum, then nobody is.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2021 06:13 PM (oQ94s)

379
I like fit women in baseball caps.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 11, 2021 06:09 PM (lgiX

Ditto
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


a.k.a. boys

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2021 06:13 PM (v2QQW)

380 Someone is making bank with bumper stickers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 06:13 PM (3H9h1)

381 What's the latest on WitchDoktor?

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2021 06:13 PM (uEbPt)

382 What do the crossdressers have against stainless steel?

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 11, 2021 06:13 PM (XTk1T)

383 And when they commit suicide it will be PTSD from their military service.
Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 11, 2021 06:12 PM (XTk1T)
---
Nah, it will be that guy a post or two ago who microaggressed them.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2021 06:13 PM (FYe3W)

384 *fistbump with SMH*

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 06:14 PM (wpta/)

385 Shout out to Alex, 31...a beard is not the right accessory for a polka dot skirt. Just, no.

Posted by: IC - China Joe is a fraud at March 11, 2021 06:14 PM (a0IVu)

386 >>> Dudes are not women. No need to invent anything.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 11, 2021 06:10 PM (Gm75I)

Did you know that baby turtles can change their sex while they're in the shell by moving around in different ways? Fascinating.
[raises one eyebrow like spock]

Posted by: banana Dream at March 11, 2021 06:14 PM (Cr3F1)

387 I like women.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 11, 2021 06:14 PM (XTk1T)

388 They're a great tool for NFA items that are onerous to transfer, but that's about it.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 06:13 PM (t+qrx)

Agreed. Made less so by that 2016 ruling.

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 06:14 PM (KnJdm)

389 a.k.a. boys
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2021 06:13 PM (v2QQW)


Only a guy who was not super straight would say that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 06:14 PM (2DOZq)

390 361 As super straights we need parity in health insurance. We need to be paid to not have gender reassignment surgery.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at March 11, 2021 06:10 PM (VbI7r)


We should demand that breast enlargement and tummy tucks be covered.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 06:14 PM (TdMsT)

391 a.k.a. boys
Posted by: Soothsayer
---

I wear ballcaps, and I'm very much not a boy.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 06:14 PM (n27kQ)

392 Shout out to Alex, 31...a beard is not the right accessory for a polka dot skirt. Just, no.

Posted by: IC - China Joe is a fraud at March 11, 2021 06:14 PM (a0IVu)

This place.

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 06:14 PM (KnJdm)

393 I like chicks with tits and a vag. I am Super Duper Straight.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 06:15 PM (0duUu)

394 the guy that came up with this deserves the Nobel Prize for Agreeing & Amplifying

Posted by: x4 at March 11, 2021 06:15 PM (oA+QO)

395 >>Shout out to Alex, 31...a beard is not the right accessory for a polka dot skirt. Just, no.


Whaaaat? It works so well with a formal gown. . .

Posted by: Conchita Wurst at March 11, 2021 06:15 PM (bDqIh)

396 If everyone is on the SSLGBTQ+ rainbow spectrum, then nobody is.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2021 06:13 PM (oQ94s)

Syndrome has you covered.

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 06:15 PM (KnJdm)

397 I like the dude on the top right that isn't even trying.

"Hey, look, I dyed my hair pink. That's what lesbians do, right?"

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 11, 2021 06:16 PM (XTk1T)

398 is that like Steam Punk?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I used to live just off the DC metro, and my favorite way to spend time was in the steam engine and clock sections of the Smithsonian. I would spend hours studying the patent models and mechanisms, then go home to research in books. Yes, very much like steam punk.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 11, 2021 06:16 PM (LWu6U)

399
And don't you DARE go near my kids with your stupid bullshit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2021 06:08 PM (W2Pud)

________

"Your" kids? They belong to the state, comrade!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 06:16 PM (mht8P)

400 I like women in hip waders.
Posted by: Bosk at March 11, 2021 06:13 PM (SWbVS)

If she gets up with you at 4am to go duck hunting you got a winner.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 06:16 PM (2DOZq)

401 384 *fistbump with SMH*
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 06:14 PM (wpta/)


*Fist bump with SMH and Ben Had*

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 06:16 PM (TdMsT)

402 Well, this would be funny if it wasn't reality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2021 06:16 PM (lmikk)

403 Where do cucks fit in that matrix?

In the Cuckshed quadrant.

Posted by: Garter at March 11, 2021 06:16 PM (DMUuz)

404 Does your passport have a Thailand stamp, by any chance? If so, you might not be super straight.
Posted by: Vanya

Mine does. What are you trying to say?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2021 06:16 PM (KAi1n)

405 LadyL!
Ben Had!

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 06:16 PM (n27kQ)

406 If she gets up with you at 4am to go duck hunting you got a winner.


***

Hell yeah. I can't even get most of my deer hunting buddies to go a 2nd time.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 11, 2021 06:17 PM (XTk1T)

407 We should demand that breast enlargement and tummy tucks be covered.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 06:14 PM (TdMsT)

This is what unity looks like!

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 06:17 PM (KnJdm)

408 It is a Biden miracle!!!

Only hours after Biden signed the Blue State Welfare Act of 2021, Jay Inslee announced WA state is opening up.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 06:17 PM (0duUu)

409 We're not really that bad once you get to know us.

*snort

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 06:17 PM (nxdel)

410

I'm super against setting our clocks back.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2021 06:17 PM (v2QQW)

411 *fistbump with SMH*
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 06:14 PM (wpta/)


*Fist bump with SMH and Ben Had*
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 06:16 PM (TdMsT)



*dives onto of the scrum, gets kicked by multiple women*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 06:17 PM (yQpMk)

412 Is this the real life?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2021 06:18 PM (lmikk)

413 In the Cuckshed quadrant.
Posted by: Garter at March 11, 2021 06:16 PM (DMUuz)


One of the safer districts to walk through after dark, actually.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2021 06:18 PM (t+qrx)

414 It is a Biden miracle!!!



Only hours after Biden signed the Blue State Welfare Act of 2021, Jay Inslee announced WA state is opening up.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 06:17 PM (0duUu)

We are cured!

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 06:18 PM (KnJdm)

415 Monty Python skits with men in drag were done for the sake of comedy and the fact that the English are fags.

It's wasn't to be a blueprint for your lives!


Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2021 06:18 PM (gmo/4)

416 Fistbump?


You have so many better things to bump.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2021 06:18 PM (77LiK)

417 398 I used to live just off the DC metro, and my favorite way to spend time
was in the steam engine and clock sections of the Smithsonian.

lived in munich when i was in kindergarten through second grade. at some point in there, we took a field trip to the deutsches museum. i had totally forgotten about it until i was in munich on a business trip some thirty or so years later and needed to kill some time after the long flight. went to the deutsches museum and had flashbacks to the childhood trip in the steam engine room. good museum, highly recommended.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 11, 2021 06:18 PM (sGtp+)

418 SMH! Ben Had! Jewells!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 06:19 PM (TdMsT)

419 Wait until the Vox or WaPo piece that will hypothesize that the "Super Straight" is really a new Nazi thing because of the "SS" abbreviation.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 11, 2021 05:33 PM

Mark this comment, ace. It'll be confirmed within a week.

Guaranteed.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 11, 2021 06:19 PM (OssQ4)

420 361 As super straights we need parity in health insurance. We need to be paid to not have gender reassignment surgery.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at March 11, 2021 06:10 PM (VbI7r)

We should demand that breast enlargement and tummy tucks be covered.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 06:14 PM (TdMsT)

Women in the military can (or could at one point) get boob jobs on Uncle Sam.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 06:19 PM (gAFsE)

421 Man is it getting hard to keep up with this....Wait is it ok to start a sentence with Man?

Posted by: Maddhatter at March 11, 2021 06:19 PM (KF3Vh)

422 WA state is opening up.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

Oh wow...can Illinois be far behind? We gots our sweet, sweet federal dollaars.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 06:19 PM (L3Rsz)

423 What if you're principally attracted to Karen Gillan? Can we get Stalker added to the spectrum?

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2021 06:19 PM (uEbPt)

424 Also acceptable, "You are not a woman; you are a mentally ill man in a dress."

Posted by: EXTERMINATE! at March 11, 2021 06:20 PM (hbrUW)

425 SMH! Ben Had! Jewells!

Ladies!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 06:20 PM (nxdel)

426 Cuckdivisions!

Posted by: Geddy Leeee at March 11, 2021 06:20 PM (Bmy3R)

427 Posted by: PDP-8/E


long long ago I worked on a PDP with the row of toggles in front. Don't remember if it was an E though. It was donated to a lab I worked in at uni and ran some testing equipment.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 11, 2021 06:20 PM (LWu6U)

428 >>What if you're principally attracted to Karen Gillan? Can we get Stalker added to the spectrum?

"super specific"!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2021 06:20 PM (bDqIh)

429 >>>tummy tucks be covered.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 06:14 PM (TdMsT)
------------------------

Been telling my Doc for years he needs to letter my insurance co telling them lipo is a medical necessity.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 06:20 PM (d4edd)

430 He says eat less calories and I say lipo medical necessity.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 06:21 PM (d4edd)

431 I like chicks with tits and a vag. I am Super Duper Straight.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 06:15 PM (0duUu)

Tits AND a vagina?

Luxury!

*hard stares at Barbie*

Posted by: Ken at March 11, 2021 06:21 PM (z79tQ)

432 Oh wow...can Illinois be far behind? We gots our sweet, sweet federal dollaars.
Posted by: lizabth
---

Been open downstate for a while now.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 06:22 PM (n27kQ)

433 >>> I'm super against setting our clocks back.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2021 06:17 PM (v2QQW)


I know, I hate it. I wish we could just keep setting back an hour each year. One time I came up with the idea that we nonleftists would do that until we were 12hrs out of sync. They could be daywalkers and we would be nightwalkers. To lives on the same planet, we don't have to kill each other, problem solved.

But it's a stupid idea as they would never allow that. They want us available to berate and punish for wrong-think.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 11, 2021 06:22 PM (Cr3F1)

434 The top left, er, person (Alex, 31) looks like Chumley from Pawn Stars....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2021 06:22 PM (PiwSw)

435 SS = nazis

Super Straight = SS

Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 11, 2021 06:23 PM (3TihK)

436 There was a SuperStraight subreddit till reddit kicked them off. It was interesting to see how the lesbians and gay men all said the hostility and hate they got from trans people was worse than anything they heard when they came out to straighten people.

Posted by: vivi at March 11, 2021 06:23 PM (USW1s)

437 I think the word they were looking for is delusional.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 06:23 PM (zruA2)

438 I'm SuperNotRacist

Posted by: BJ Starr at March 11, 2021 06:23 PM (QwK0w)

439 430 He says eat less calories and I say lipo medical necessity.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 06:21 PM (d4edd)


I like that!

Eat all you want and go in for lipo once in a while!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 06:23 PM (TdMsT)

440
They could be daywalkers and we would be nightwalkers. To lives on the same planet, we don't have to kill each other, problem solved.
by: banana Dream


They made a movie about this.
Charlton Heston, Brian Dennehy, and Vincent Price were in it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2021 06:23 PM (8NLnQ)

441 the guy that came up with this deserves the Nobel Prize for Agreeing & Amplifying
Posted by: x4


Weaponized parology is the wave of the future~! Join or die.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2021 06:23 PM (QjGTg)

442 Been open downstate for a while now.
Posted by: SMH

Everything? At full capacity?

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 06:24 PM (L3Rsz)

443 Super Straight! Super Straight!
I'm super fa-ree-kay, yow!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2021 06:24 PM (Bmy3R)

444 It was interesting to see how the lesbians and gay men all said the hostility and hate they got from trans people was worse than anything they heard when they came out to straighten people.
Posted by: vivi at March 11, 2021 06:23 PM (USW1s)

***

Yeah, it's almost like mental illness exhibits itself in all facets of life or something.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 11, 2021 06:24 PM (XTk1T)

445 good museum, highly recommended.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 11, 2021 06:18 PM (sGtp+)

The last time I was there, it was open on Monday, when all the other museums were closed. Yes, very cool museum.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2021 06:24 PM (PiwSw)

446 Everything? At full capacity?
Posted by: lizabth

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In my small town, yes.

About 50/50 masks.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 06:24 PM (n27kQ)

447 >> Antique high tech

yesterday I put a new tire on my bicycle. It is a BE type tire and very hard to get, but it is beadless and has two wings that overlap under the tube. That is another example of antique high tech. The bike needs other parts, specifically parts for the solid rod brakes but I can not find anywhere so I had to kludge it. I ride it every weekend though.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 11, 2021 06:25 PM (LWu6U)

448 >>I like chicks with tits and a vag.



Uh, you forgot a few criteria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiDndalmrvk

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2021 06:25 PM (bDqIh)

449 We are all God's children. But I am pretty sure he pissed about this.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 06:25 PM (zruA2)

450
I think lipo followed by breast augmentation of that same fat is in article four of the Constitution. Something about 'reasonable search' if I recall correctly.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 11, 2021 06:25 PM (N/gDA)

451 >>>We are all God's children. But I am pretty sure he pissed about this.
Posted by: Marcus T


I think He's pissed about a lot of things going on in America.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2021 06:26 PM (bkUtD)

452 In my small town, yes.

About 50/50 masks.
Posted by: SMH

Nice! We're not there yet, in the town near me. But easing ever so slightly. Hopefully the Fed $$ will make 'em all fling the doors open and get us back to business.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 06:26 PM (L3Rsz)

453 I am super super super super straight.

Just so no one here is confused about that.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (TdMsT)
........

Super duper straight?

Posted by: wth at March 11, 2021 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

454 Is this the real life?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2021 06:18 PM (lmikk)

It's just fantasy. Why?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 11, 2021 06:28 PM (ifmtJ)

455 Super duper straight?
Posted by: wth at March 11, 2021 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

What a coinky-dink! Just like me!

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 11, 2021 06:28 PM (PiwSw)

456 Whoa. That does look like Chumlee. Lol

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 06:29 PM (0duUu)

457 They are all mine and I will fight you for all of those things in the pictures...........

Posted by: James at March 11, 2021 06:29 PM (JLQTf)

458 >>It's just fantasy. Why?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


I think even Freddie Mercury would think this is asinine.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2021 06:29 PM (bkUtD)

459 I find Ashley, 19, particularly fetching.

Posted by: Shemp! at March 11, 2021 06:29 PM (W4eKo)

460 Ace I'm surprised you haven't done a Mumford and Sons post yet. They just lost half their fans, then apologized, fired their guitarist and banjoist, and lost the other half of their fans.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 11, 2021 06:29 PM (OssQ4)

461 I thought "Super Straight" was a 70s disco hit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 11, 2021 06:29 PM (jOcSX)

462 meanwhile back at the Fortress of Bangitude.....

Posted by: x4 at March 11, 2021 06:29 PM (oA+QO)

463 If Ashley's 19 I'm Brad Pitt

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2021 06:29 PM (Bmy3R)

464 go back in time far enough, they all had front panel toggles ... but yes, 8's did a lot of data acquisition back in the day.

there was a PDP-12 that was built for exactly that; came with A/D converters, built in monitor, and a tape drive, spiffy stuff for the times

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2021 06:29 PM (AKJpt)

465 This country desperately needs a world war with universal conscription of all males into the the tip of the spear fighting units. No support troop billets for biological males.

Dudes who chop off their wedding tackle get the suicide bomber billets.

It was true when Gene Hackman said it and it should be true now:

"March or die!"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2021 06:30 PM (i4CI5)

466 What category am I if I would do butt stuff with a chick but not with a dude?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 11, 2021 06:30 PM (h1jJh)

467 It was interesting to see how the lesbians and gay men all said the hostility and hate they got from trans people was worse than anything they heard when they came out to straighten people.
Posted by: vivi at March 11, 2021 06:23 PM (USW1s)

Yeah, it's almost like mental illness exhibits itself in all facets of life or something.
Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 11, 2021 06:24 PM (XTk1T)

I recall some years ago, a guest speaker talking about his experience of transitioning to womanhood. He had the thing lopped off, spoke about it in the most disdainful way, even though he had fathered a couple kids.

So there he was, in his dress (or whatever, I don't remember what he was wearing), showed the audience pictures of himself when he was a dude... a muscular guy, holding his kids.

Said his biggest problem now was, lesbians wouldn't date him. Well yeah. Cuz you're a guy. A guy with no johnson, but still a guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2021 06:30 PM (oQ94s)

468 >>>Ace I'm surprised you haven't done a Mumford and Sons post yet. They just lost half their fans, then apologized, fired their guitarist and banjoist, and lost the other half of their fans.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist


All because the banjo player said he liked Andy Ngo's book. Was never a fan of theirs, so I chuckled at the story.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2021 06:30 PM (bkUtD)

469 466 What category am I if I would do butt stuff with a chick but not with a dude?

Super Pooper Straight

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2021 06:30 PM (Bmy3R)

470 Super Straight is killing my vibe.

Posted by: David French at March 11, 2021 06:31 PM (BRpqW)

471 Wow, now I can add Bigot to my bragsheet. and I didn't have to go to any classes. Yet.

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2021 06:31 PM (gjvwR)

472 Democrats had a hearing today in the ways and means committee. It was about "tools to help star and local governments".

BOHICA. Here comes the permanent federal bailout of Blue States. They are queuing up a $3 trillion "infrastructure" bill that basically has the federal taxpayer paying to rebuild Blue States who are in disrepair due to tax mismanagement

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 06:31 PM (zruA2)

473 Reading LinkedIn is funny. In Gen it was all I am honored and humbled to be doing CYZ for black history month. And in March it is copy and paste for Womyns History month. The woke Olympics are heating up. Just wait until Nune when it will be gay month.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 06:31 PM (0duUu)

474 All because the banjo player said he liked Andy Ngo's book. Was never a fan of theirs, so I chuckled at the story.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2021 06:30 PM

I was a huge fan. Not any more. I don't support cowards.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 11, 2021 06:32 PM (OssQ4)

475 Infrastructure will be 95% Green initiative bullshit and 5% building roads.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 06:32 PM (0duUu)

476 Ace I'm surprised you haven't done a Mumford and Sons post yet. They just lost half their fans, then apologized, fired their guitarist and banjoist, and lost the other half of their fans.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

Yeah, that Mumford guy is having it worse than Prince Charles.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2021 06:32 PM (KAi1n)

477 Summon the meteors

Posted by: DB- just DB. I was born this way dammit at March 11, 2021 06:33 PM (iTXRQ)

478 BOHICA. Here comes the permanent federal bailout of Blue States. They are queuing up a $3 trillion "infrastructure" bill that basically has the federal taxpayer paying to rebuild Blue States who are in disrepair due to tax mismanagement
Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 06:31 PM (zruA2)

Printing presses go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 06:33 PM (gAFsE)

479 There is a reason why all major civilizations have had very strict rules about sex:

Once you start "tabooing", The Certifiably Insane take over and destroy your civilization from within, making it easy for you to be toppled and slaughtered by people who ain't "tabooing" yet.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2021 06:33 PM (i4CI5)

480 All because the banjo player said he liked Andy Ngo's book. Was never a fan of theirs, so I chuckled at the story.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2021 06:30 PM (bkUtD)


He really fucked it up this time, didn't he, my dear?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 11, 2021 06:33 PM (jOcSX)

481 Fuck this super straight, homo, trans, whatever shit.

I'm normal. All this other shit is abnormal.

Full stop. End of discussion.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 06:33 PM (3H9h1)

482 I never knew I was special. Now I have a cause. What color is our ribbon?

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at March 11, 2021 06:33 PM (EaINm)

483 >>I was a huge fan. Not any more. I don't support cowards.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist


Agreed wholeheartedly.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2021 06:33 PM (bkUtD)

484 >>> Luxury!

*hard stares at Barbie*
Posted by: Ken at March 11, 2021 06:21 PM (z79tQ)


Well, Mattel didn't exactly cover themselves in glory when they made you "boyfriend".

Posted by: Barbie at March 11, 2021 06:33 PM (yqc3P)

485 Infrastructure will be 95% Green initiative bullshit and 5% building roads.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 06:32 PM (0duUu)

45% Green bullshit, 5% roads and 50% will be flat out stolen.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 06:33 PM (gAFsE)

486 Super Straight is for sissies.

Posted by: Cory Booker, Severely Heterosexual at March 11, 2021 06:34 PM (sWM8x)

487 She's a very nice person.. not criticizing.. just, once again, boggles the mind!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (CjFDo)

Not a "she". A "he". Have to judge it in the Custom and Modified class, but still a "he".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2021 06:34 PM (mzC78)

488 The banjo player didnt even say he liked the book. He said he read the book. But in New America reading books by unpersons is illegal.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 06:34 PM (0duUu)

489 History is history, it has no gender or color. It just is because it happened.

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2021 06:34 PM (gjvwR)

490 Barbie only comes with GI Joe
sorry, Ken

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 11, 2021 06:35 PM (iTXRQ)

491 480 All because the banjo player said he liked Andy Ngo's book. Was never a fan of theirs, so I chuckled at the story.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2021 06:30 PM (bkUtD)

He really fucked it up this time, didn't he, my dear?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile



Heh

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2021 06:35 PM (W2Pud)

492 Printing presses go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination



Not coincidently, that's the sound Sharkman's A-10 Warthog makes when it is on its strafing runs on our DC Overlords . . .


*wakes from dream, once again disappointed in reality*

Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2021 06:35 PM (i4CI5)

493 so, 95% stolen, 5% roads ?

optimists !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2021 06:35 PM (AKJpt)

494 @robbystarbuck

8 European nations including Italy, Latvia, Luxembourg, Lithuania, Estonia, Denmark, Norway and Iceland have decided to stop using the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine due to serious blood clot issues and death. Are we allowed to have concerns about this yet?

https://tinyurl.com/y9vrqmv2

Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2021 06:35 PM (cF8AT)

495 The tyranny of the mentally ill. It was bad enough with the goddamn hippies and "if it feels good do it"; that worked well with drug addiction, abortion and STDs. Now it's "if it feels wrong, do it and make everyone else celebrate it".

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 11, 2021 06:35 PM (y7DUB)

496 I don't support cowards.

Me either.

Posted by: Brew Drees at March 11, 2021 06:35 PM (W4eKo)

497 Eerrrr

Nuke from orbit

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2021 06:36 PM (tA4u1)

498 "Infrastructure will be 95% Green initiative bullshit and 5% building roads.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 06:32 PM (0duUu)"

You're gonna be surprised what they are calling infrastructure. Plus it will all go to union labor and be floated with bonds the federal taxpayer will foot.

For those counting at home, these two bills total $5 trillion in your money to Democrats election supporters.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 06:36 PM (zruA2)

499 >>>The banjo player didnt even say he liked the book. He said he read the book. But in New America reading books by unpersons is illegal.
Posted by: Joe XiDen


I love how this clown apologized after they canceled him. You NEVER apologize to the mob. he did, and was fired anyway. LOL.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2021 06:36 PM (bkUtD)

500 The next Syndra is getting formed as I type this ready to get $750M in stimulus, then go bankrupt 2 years later.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 06:37 PM (0duUu)

501 Something like .06 percent of citizens are trans.

Why are we destructing our society for this small majority?

And why do the courts go along with this?

We need to stop this "equal means tiny minorities can dictate to the majority" nonsense.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2021 06:37 PM (MioLM)

502 Buckhead. I remember going there when i was a young LT stationed at Fort Benning back in 99.
Definitely a lily white section of Hotlanta.

coincidentally, lt col bear claw vindman and i were at Benning at the same time.

so regarding trannies. would it not be painful for a dude who became a chick and had his pecker cut off- to have normal PIV (wait now it would be PIP) sex? i mean its basically a wound that the body wants to heal. anytime i have had a wound on my body sticking something into it hurt.
i must be overthinking this i'm sure.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 11, 2021 06:37 PM (qDlSW)

503 "
8 European nations including Italy, Latvia, Luxembourg, Lithuania, Estonia, Denmark, Norway and Iceland have decided to stop using the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine due to serious blood clot issues and death. Are we allowed to have concerns about this yet?"

This was one major reason my doctor told me. It to get any vaccine.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 06:37 PM (zruA2)

504 Solyndra. Fucking auto fill.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 06:38 PM (0duUu)

505 History is history, it has no gender or color. It just is because it happened.

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2021 06:34 PM (gjvwR)

Seems pretty commonsensical, but that right there is big-time bigotry and racism.

I'll bet you even know what the Confederacy was...and that makes you a slaver!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2021 06:38 PM (Q9lwr)

506 *hard stares at Barbie*
Posted by: Ken at March 11, 2021 06:21 PM (z79tQ)


Well, Mattel didn't exactly cover themselves in glory when they made you "boyfriend".
Posted by: Barbie at March 11, 2021 06:33 PM (yqc3P)

It fell off. From never being used.
Don't think you're getting better from GI Joe either.
He tore his off. Didn't know the strength of his Kung Fu Grip. Sad story.

Posted by: Ken at March 11, 2021 06:38 PM (z79tQ)

507 Fuck this super straight, homo, trans, whatever shit.

I'm normal. All this other shit is abnormal.

Full stop. End of discussion.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


The super-straight thing is trolling the Leftists. It's a pointed gag. It's forcing the assholes trying to tear down civilization to live up to their own insane nonsense.

Alinsky's rule 5: :"Ridicule is man's most potent weapon."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2021 06:38 PM (QjGTg)

508 Chase bank guard in Portland pulls gun on antifa horde.

https://bit.ly/3cs8r2e

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 06:38 PM (YYlyE)

509 So I'm confused. If 2 straight guys are blowing each other, they are straight. And if 2 gay guys are blowing e.....AWE FUCK IT!!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 11, 2021 06:38 PM (h1jJh)

510 464 there was a PDP-12 that was built for exactly that; came with A/D
converters, built in monitor, and a tape drive, spiffy stuff for the
times

of course, the *important* thing about the PDP-12 was that it was a PDP-8 with a LINC sidecar. LINC was a 12-bit architecture for laboratory computers created at MIT. the PDP-12 colors were black and green.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 11, 2021 06:38 PM (sGtp+)

511 I was born male and straight, have lived as such my whole life and MY flag is red, white and blue.

Should that give anyone grief, then deal.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 11, 2021 06:38 PM (KATBx)

512 I never knew I was special. Now I have a cause. What color is our ribbon?
Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at March 11, 2021 06:33 PM (EaINm)

Orange and black

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 11, 2021 06:38 PM (ifmtJ)

513 >>>Chase bank guard in Portland pulls gun on antifa horde.
Posted by: bomhomme

Probably already fired and charged with assault.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2021 06:39 PM (bkUtD)

514 Great idea. Now do white people.

Posted by: Max Power at March 11, 2021 06:39 PM (Hucnr)

515 I love how this clown apologized after they canceled him. You NEVER apologize to the mob. he did, and was fired anyway. LOL.

They never learn do they?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 06:39 PM (nxdel)

516 Dems reward their voters.
Reps shit on their voters.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 06:39 PM (0duUu)

517 I don't support cowards.
---

Speaking of cowards...

Actress and former Fox News pundit Stacey Dash revealed she is quitting politics, saying that being a Trump supporter has put her in a "box" and she regrets her "angry" commentary. She now seeks to rebuild her acting career.

https://tinyurl.com/tdpz46z4

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 06:39 PM (n27kQ)

518 Those of you with younger kids:

Is all the art on and in kids books (of any kind) trending toward gender neutral characters? Have you noticed?

I ran across a couple books today. One had a "boy" on it and the other a "girl" but suspiciously they were both very androgynous depictions.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2021 06:39 PM (uEbPt)

519 8 European nations including Italy, Latvia, Luxembourg, Lithuania, Estonia, Denmark, Norway and Iceland have decided to stop using the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine due to serious blood clot issues and death. Are we allowed to have concerns about this yet?

https://tinyurl.com/y9vrqmv2
Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2021 06:35 PM (cF8AT)

Disinformation! Science denier! It is important that you trust the vaccine! REEEEEEEEE

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 06:39 PM (gAFsE)

520 >>>Orange and black
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Just like the trannies on the Philadelphia Flyers.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2021 06:39 PM (bkUtD)

521 >>>Super duper straight?
Posted by: wth at March 11, 2021 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

======

Super Trooper straight.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 11, 2021 06:40 PM (zvy4I)

522 Alinsky's rule 5: :"Ridicule is man's most potent weapon."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2021 06:38 PM (QjGTg)

Wasn't another of Mr. Alinsky's rules something along the lines of forcing the enemy to play by their rules?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2021 06:40 PM (49Dnm)

523 Superstraight sounds to me like a term for desperate guys with tiny penises.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 11, 2021 06:40 PM (03n3v)

524
8 European nations including Italy, Latvia, Luxembourg, Lithuania, Estonia, Denmark, Norway and Iceland have decided to stop using the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine due to serious blood clot issues and death. Are we allowed to have concerns about this yet?

*

If my name field isn't obvious:

If the vaccine was bagged lettuce at Walmarts...

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 06:40 PM (TIEIK)

525 I was born male and straight, have lived as such my whole life and MY flag is red, white and blue.

Should that give anyone grief, then deal.
Posted by: irongrampa

---

Amen.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 06:40 PM (n27kQ)

526 So what's the vaccines' death count?

Or will it simply be rolled into the Wuhan Flu death count to hide a grim milestone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2021 06:40 PM (tA4u1)

527 NOOD y'all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 06:40 PM (3H9h1)

528 >>>Actress and former Fox News pundit Stacey Dash revealed she is quitting politics, saying that being a Trump supporter has put her in a "box" and she regrets her "angry" commentary.
Posted by: SMH

It's curious how many people we thought were staunch Trump supporters turned out to be poseur clowns.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (bkUtD)

529 525 I was born male and straight, have lived as such my whole life and MY flag is red, white and blue.

Should that give anyone grief, then deal.
Posted by: irongrampa

---

Amen.
Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 06:40 PM (n27kQ)

French? Dutch? Russian? Chilean?

(ducks)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (49Dnm)

530 Last Christmas I gave you my heart,

the very next day you gave it away.

Posted by: Mola Ram Super Straight Heart Specialist at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (BRpqW)

531 Hoorah IG

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (tA4u1)

532 The banjo player didnt even say he liked the book. He said he read the book. But in New America reading books by unpersons is illegal.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

The Twitter mob on the band's official channel was 99% straight from hell, calling them Nazis and threatening to physically attack them next time they saw them if they didn't fire him. In other words, the band had already lost those fans. These people don't forgive.

Then they fired him, and he issued his own apology, and 99% of HIS replies were based and redpilled, so they just lost ALL their fans, instead of just the violent Antifa ones. Smooth move. Its like they never believed anything they wrote. Dumbass cowards.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (OssQ4)

533 And why do the courts go along with this?

We need to stop this "equal means tiny minorities can dictate to the majority" nonsense.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2021 06:37 PM (MioLM)

Because they long for death.

Posted by: Albert Camus at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (z79tQ)

534 517 I don't support cowards.
---

Speaking of cowards...

Actress and former Fox News pundit Stacey Dash revealed she is quitting politics, saying that being a Trump supporter has put her in a "box" and she regrets her "angry" commentary. She now seeks to rebuild her acting career.

https://tinyurl.com/tdpz46z4
Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 06:39 PM (n27kQ

ah. she must need dough for a new house/car/ whatever

Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (qDlSW)

535 I'm not going to be super straight tomorrow. Probably more like super drunk.

Posted by: wth at March 11, 2021 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

536 484 >>> Luxury!

*hard stares at Barbie*
Posted by: Ken at March 11, 2021 06:21 PM (z79tQ)


Well, Mattel didn't exactly cover themselves in glory when they made you "boyfriend".
Posted by: Barbie at March 11, 2021 06:33 PM (yqc3P)

Shut up and go make me a sammich...

Posted by: GI Joe at March 11, 2021 06:42 PM (oHd/0)

537 It's just fantasy. Why?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


I think even Freddie Mercury would think this is asinine.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2021 06:29 PM (bkUtD)

For a man who sipped penis a time or twenty, he was pretty based.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 11, 2021 06:42 PM (ifmtJ)

538 When Bobby dumps his load in Tommy, civilization is none the better for it.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 06:42 PM (wpta/)

539 Somebody should start a new men's sportwear line called "Normal" to compete with Nike and Under Armour.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 11, 2021 06:42 PM (sWM8x)

540 528 >>>Actress and former Fox News pundit Stacey Dash revealed she is quitting politics, saying that being a Trump supporter has put her in a "box" and she regrets her "angry" commentary.
Posted by: SMH

It's curious how many people we thought were staunch Trump supporters turned out to be poseur clowns.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (bkUtD)

Ms. Dash probably went through a vicious Struggle Sesh. It most likely began "Are you a MONSTER or a DEMON?"

(Out of the two, I prefer to be a demon. It's more metal.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2021 06:43 PM (49Dnm)

541 oh my lord I can still see that LINC green if I close my eyes ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2021 06:43 PM (AKJpt)

542 BOHICA. Here comes the permanent federal bailout of Blue States. They
are queuing up a $3 trillion "infrastructure" bill that basically has
the federal taxpayer paying to rebuild Blue States who are in disrepair
due to tax mismanagement
-------
Pelosi and Shumer balanced their budgets off the top of this thing. Must be plenty to go around.

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (+ya+t)

543 She's a very nice person.. not criticizing.. just, once again, boggles the mind!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2021 05:29 PM (CjFDo)

No, he is nuts.

Posted by: Vir Cotto at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (dT5Fj)

544 ah. washington state has apparently bridged the gap. our own guv, inslee, he of the great wit, has declared that we may now operate at 50% capacity indoors and all counties will move to phase 3.

no doubt the double masks were the deciding factor.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (qDlSW)

545 Apparently there is a "SuperStraight" song by an artist "lilcockpump". Apparently it's been taken down everywhere that it's been put up, but I'm wondering if anybody has found a more preserved copy of it somewhere?

Posted by: geewhiz at March 11, 2021 06:45 PM (ih1HZ)

546 CBD, more and more when I state a historical fact to people only 20 years younger than me they get all bugeyed with disbelief. 40 or 50 years younger than me is actually fun because you can tell them anything, like the nazis bombing Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2021 06:45 PM (gjvwR)

547 https://hooktube.com//watch?v=q2TWfLHt1yM

Coyote paddling illegals across the Rio.
Look at the river bank on the other side
there is at least one hundred waiting.
They are coming.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 06:49 PM (d4edd)

548 508 Chase bank guard in Portland pulls gun on antifa horde.

https://bit.ly/3cs8r2e
Posted by: bonhomm

one guy says shoot me, the famous last words of shot dead Joe Rosenbaum

Posted by: x4 at March 11, 2021 06:51 PM (oA+QO)

549
Coyote paddling illegals across the Rio.
Look at the river bank on the other side
there is at least one hundred waiting.
They are coming.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 06:49 PM (d4edd)

And not one will be asked to show a passport to a CBP official at a port of entry, because such things are for suckers.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2021 06:52 PM (49Dnm)

550 Hire buses to take them straight from the river to DC.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 06:52 PM (d4edd)

551 Coyote paddling illegals across the Rio.
Look at the river bank on the other side
there is at least one hundred waiting.
They are coming.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 06:49 PM (d4edd)

----

I wonder how many billions the Mexican cartels contributed to the Biden campaign?

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 06:53 PM (jwnq8)

552 If there's not a lilcockpump.com website, I'm grabbing that domain!

Posted by: David French at March 11, 2021 06:55 PM (jwnq8)

553 252 "a huge segment of Americans are just plain bug fuck crazy"

Damn. How insensitive of us to leave out BFCs. We'll take it up at the next Woke Alphabet Congress.

Posted by: ProfShade - Ashli Babbit report? at March 11, 2021 06:56 PM (BdDfF)

554 Looks like I got willowed, of course.

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 06:56 PM (jwnq8)

555 350 In the high school halls
In the shopping malls

Posted by: Axeman

Conform or be cast out

Posted by: Prof. Neil E. Peart (1952-2020), Canadian poet and percussionist at March 11, 2021 06:57 PM (49Dnm)

556 Mustn't pay attention to the sideshow. Its designed to demoralize.

Posted by: Iggycaster at March 11, 2021 06:57 PM (OPAf0)

557 550 Hire buses to take them straight from the river to DC.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 06:52 PM (d4edd)

They can't enter the Forbidden City.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2021 06:58 PM (49Dnm)

558 You've missed the best bit. The super straight subreddit got banned. However, they were raising funds for a women's rape shelter. They were up to $7,000.
Then Go Fund Me shut it down.
Yep. These trans radicals shut down a fundraiser for a rape shelter.
I keep wondering if the media will pick up on any of this, but we all know the answer.

Posted by: Prism at March 11, 2021 07:03 PM (FYD6f)

559 Prism at March, how did you come by that info about the rape shelter fundraise?

Posted by: geewhiz at March 11, 2021 07:07 PM (ih1HZ)

560 They can't enter the Forbidden City.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2021 06:58 PM (49Dnm)

Trebuchets FTW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2021 07:12 PM (mzC78)

561 ...who watch porn and haven't met any actual lesbians.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 11, 2021 05:38 PM (gAFsE)


Oh they've met them and were severely disappointed. Real lesbians don't look like porn lesbians.

Posted by: DFCtomm at March 11, 2021 07:16 PM (50gG9)

562 That they report Andy Ngo is controversial and a provocateur is fucking Stalinist at its best.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 07:17 PM (2DOZq)

563 I don't think a super straight guy watching girl on girl stuff is strange.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 11, 2021 06:00 PM (N/gDA)

The definition is: superstraight only attracted to those of the opposite sex who are CIS gendered.

Posted by: DFCtomm at March 11, 2021 07:19 PM (50gG9)

564 I'm super! Thanks for asking!

Posted by: Richard DeCamp at March 11, 2021 07:28 PM (4meUL)

565 Re: 559

I'm active on Reddit and have been watching the super straight stuff all week. It's hilarious. But the fundraiser was serious.
I couldn't tell you were to find a link if I tried. Reddit keeps banning the subreddits that would address it. The TumblrInAction subreddit might have a mention of it.

Posted by: Prism at March 11, 2021 07:36 PM (FYD6f)

566 It may be the greatest troll of all time, except it means we'll have to accept all the fringe/fake sexualities, which we're probably going to have to anyway. I'm down with the struggle!

Posted by: DrJoeC at March 11, 2021 07:47 PM (5eTa/)

567 It's one thing to have a preference, it's another thing entirely to say you only date "real men/women". The latter is how it becomes transphobic, so to make a sexuality BASED on transphobia is ridiculous and obviously not valid.

Said some idiot on Twitter

Posted by: Fischer at March 11, 2021 07:48 PM (yaQnX)

568 Sniff..my 15 year old son just came out as Superstraight. I told him I'm still proud of him.

If anyone says superstraight is just transphobe, ask them if gay men only dating men makes them misogynists?

I don't read twitter much, but when I do is for the #superstraight and #superphobe tags.

What is great is it works for super gay and super lesbian too.

Posted by: Political McGuffin at March 11, 2021 07:53 PM (1MFjD)

569 > and who like Dickens Cider.

Reminds me of my favourite pub : The Cock n' Cider

Posted by: Political McGuffin at March 11, 2021 07:55 PM (1MFjD)

570 Speaking of cowards...

Actress and former Fox News pundit Stacey Dash revealed she is quitting politics, saying that being a Trump supporter has put her in a "box" and she regrets her "angry" commentary. She now seeks to rebuild her acting career.

https://tinyurl.com/tdpz46z4
Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 06:39 PM (n27kQ)

In the only industry besides Academia less tolerant than news? Good luck with that.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2021 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

571 Best Troll Evah!

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse (Super Straight) at March 11, 2021 08:11 PM (Qrct5)

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