Mitt Romney Knocked Unconscious, Suffers Black Eye

I guess he went to the same Special Senatorial Club that Harry Reid used to go to.

Sen. Mitt Romney was knocked unconscious when he fell in Boston over the weekend, leaving him with "a lot of stitches" and a black eye.
"I took a fall. Knocked me unconscious. But I'm doing better," Romney told reporters on Capitol Hill Monday night.
The Utah Republican said he was visiting his grandchildren when he got injured.

Uh-huh.

Here's a more plausible explanation.

No cover story has been issued about what caused the "fall." I guess he can't claim he had just stepped out of the shower when he grabbed the dog's tail. His buddy Biden already used that one.

Posted by: Ace at 02:16 PM

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1 Couldn't happen to a nicer douchebag

Posted by: Doof at March 02, 2021 02:16 PM (mZUr4)

2 I'll call the otters

Posted by: Doof at March 02, 2021 02:17 PM (mZUr4)

3 Hoping it was someone with a left hook

Posted by: Nckate at March 02, 2021 02:17 PM (+6Fup)

4 After I enjoy this roominess!

Posted by: Doof at March 02, 2021 02:17 PM (mZUr4)

5 I feel so bad.... Not

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2021 02:17 PM (Zmnko)

6 He probably tried to stiff his wife's bull.

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 02:17 PM (2tyfO)

7 Here's hoping something jiggled tight in Romney's brain.

Posted by: Valiant at March 02, 2021 02:18 PM (3MiF8)

8 Damn banana peels.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2021 02:18 PM (kTF2Z)

9 Whatever happened, it was left unfinished.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 02, 2021 02:18 PM (MTMCt)

10 Too much lube while fapping, slipped, and punched himself in the face.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:19 PM (VpIIl)

11 I remember when I had my first beer...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 02, 2021 02:19 PM (flINI)

12 Celebrities and politicians are a clumsy lot.

So many of them with black eyes.

Posted by: SMH at March 02, 2021 02:19 PM (xo2KW)

13 Presume Hot Fuzz shame gif here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:19 PM (GbPPJ)

14 I hope his Chinese master clocked him

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 02:19 PM (ONvIw)

15 Fucking nasty-ass rubber bands. Big Tony and Vito.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 02, 2021 02:20 PM (46GDR)

16

The Indianapolis Public Library is considering removing Dr. Seuss books from its shelves. The reason it gives 13News is "dated imagery."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2021 02:20 PM (63Dwl)

17 "This fall is proof that Mitt Romney is the man to lead America in its time of crisis."
-National Review

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

18 It's good that Biden has returned so much normalcy to Washington.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 02:20 PM (FYe3W)

19 Divine punishment?

Posted by: zmdavid at March 02, 2021 02:20 PM (xqRaG)

20 Some of those ten year old boys are surprisingly strong.

Posted by: The Cyclops Harry Reid at March 02, 2021 02:20 PM (yQpMk)

21 I can think of nothing good to say about this awful man.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 02, 2021 02:21 PM (k4dH2)

22 "The Utah Republican said he was visiting his grandchildren when he got injured."

So, even his grandchildren feel he's a douche and beat up on him.
Good to know.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 02, 2021 02:21 PM (gtatv)

23 Some pizza fights back harder than others.

Posted by: John Pederasta at March 02, 2021 02:21 PM (FYe3W)

24 All these greasy pederasts getting black eyes. Gay beat up club, indeed. Disgusting fags. Pass the pizza.

Posted by: Carmenzoid at March 02, 2021 02:21 PM (9sa5h)

25 This is what happens when you sniff Democrats ass. You get kicked in the face by the donkey.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:21 PM (VpIIl)

26 I told Sen Reid that the whole part of me he was kissing was my fist and apparently I've got to tell Sen Romney the same thing

Posted by: Some Intern at March 02, 2021 02:21 PM (qlFIA)

27 Lots of politicians have had black eyes over the years. Wonder why?

Posted by: jmel at March 02, 2021 02:21 PM (RWHIh)

28 He probably got caught up in the middle of the wrong Waitress Sandwich or Lucky Pierre Delecto.

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 02:21 PM (2tyfO)

29 This is what happens when you tell a Mormon girl to eat the whole sausage

Posted by: Nckate at March 02, 2021 02:21 PM (+6Fup)

30 22 "The Utah Republican said he was visiting his grandchildren when he got injured."
So, even his grandchildren feel he's a douche and beat up on him. Good to know.
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 02, 2021 02:21 PM (gtatv)

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"They shouted MAGA! MAGA! MAGA! I was so terrified that I shit my pants!"
-Romney

"Truly a hero."
-The Bulwark

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

31 fuckin' Mormon Mafia...

They showed up at his door, riding bikes.

Posted by: hawkpilot at March 02, 2021 02:22 PM (CO3WZ)

32 The Trump Curse is real and spectacular.

Posted by: fly gal at March 02, 2021 02:22 PM (6CtMt)

33 Knocked unconscious? That was a hell of a fall. Break a wrist? Sure but knocked unconscious? Hmm.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 02, 2021 02:22 PM (ySQBZ)

34 Just in case he ever were to, you know, even think about performing his Senatorial obligations.

Should keep all the other "republican" severe conservatives straightened up and flying right, too.

Yeah, totally Not Suspicious And Really Fvcking Weird In Any Way. Really.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 02, 2021 02:22 PM (DMcz+)

35 9 Whatever happened, it was left unfinished.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 02, 2021 02:18 PM (MTMCt)

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"WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, MITTENS?!?!?"

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 02:22 PM (2tyfO)

36 Reed and Rombley - Mormon Fight Club!

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (gmo/4)

37 Amazing that powerful senators (often from western states) seem to randomly get punched in the face.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (6/LtX)

38 Lots of politicians have had black eyes over the years. Wonder why?
Posted by: jmel

They're still working the bugs out of the Secret Handshake.

Posted by: JT at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (arJlL)

39 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

40 I loved JJ's comment about this in the Morning Report:

"I hope the concrete he fell on wasn't damaged or inconvenienced in any way."

Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (/669Q)

41 David French wants to remind you, how un-Christian you all are for guffawing at Mitt's unfortunate, but well-deserved accident.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (VpIIl)

42
Damn! Was the sidewalk damaged, soiled or inconvenienced in any way? Prayers up for the concrete.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (s2VJv)

43 I'm a chickenhawk and you're a chicken!

Posted by: Mitt "Henery" Romney at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (MTMCt)

44 You think you're scared, son, you're not the one who has to walk back through the desert alone.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (yQpMk)

45 Left his magic underwear on the floor and slipped on them.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (xPl2J)

46 That must have been one hard p*nis.

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (uEbPt)

47 Maybe he tried the Cuomo dipsy-doodle on the wrong gal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

48 He's actually a member of Fight Club. This was his first fight.

He's ready for Trump now.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Magic underwear dispute?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (ySQBZ)

50 I'm pretty clumsy. I trip a decent amount. I've slipped on ice. Gotten in major car accidents.

The only time I ever got a black eye was because somebody punched me in the face. So yeah, Mitt - not buying it.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (icI8A)

51 40 Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (/669Q)

And I leap without looking yet again!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (s2VJv)

52 41 David French wants to remind you, how un-Christian you all are for guffawing at Mitt's unfortunate, but well-deserved accident.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (VpIIl)

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Do I send my apology check to David French or do I send it directly to the DNC?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

53 Pierre Delectable

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:24 PM (VpIIl)

54 Why are you Americans such pussies.
Some leftwing asshole stabs me? I finish my speech and kick his ass. Some guy gives me the Corona, I spit on the Chinese ambassador. You Americans? You grab a little ass and suddenly you are knocked to the ground.

Sen Romney you need to pick some less feisty interns or man up.

Posted by: Jair Bolsonaro at March 02, 2021 02:24 PM (qlFIA)

55 the lack of a cover story really is bizarre. "I slipped on ice" or "I tripped on rug and hit the coffee table" or anything more plausible than assault by exercise equipment. Even Biden came up with something. In any case though, Romney being knocked unconscious is a visual we call can enjoy no matter how it happened.

Posted by: the dandy at March 02, 2021 02:24 PM (u/l5X)

56 Now that I think about it, that's 66% of the recent known Mormon Senators have gotten their ass beat while in the Senate...

Posted by: hawkpilot at March 02, 2021 02:24 PM (CO3WZ)

57 I once dated a chic in CA. Asked me for a ride to baby daddies house because he would not answer phone, and she was worried about kid (His mom was nuts, and dad was pedo.)

(For reference, when they say "don't put your dick in crazy," this is what they mean.)

So I drove her, and parked far enough away to be out of sight. after about 20 min. I saw them fighting on the walkway outside house. He floored her, so I went to intervene. ended up in brawl with punk and his whole family (parents, uncles, grandparents,...)

Spent night in prison. released at 6:00AM, taxi to car, home to shower, then to work.

(You have not lived until you spend a night in a San Jose holding cell. Those 27 Mexicans in the SUV got nothing on the SJPD. )

Anyway,....

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 02, 2021 02:24 PM (LWu6U)

58 I'm still reeling from that Cuomo image in the last thread. Closer look shows the absolute terror in that poor girl's face.

Holy CRAP that dude is an absolute predator. And really is one ugly muthafuckah.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

59 "Fell in Boston."

Where I come from, that's euphemism for "got rough with the hooker when she got too mouthy."

Sometimes the girl* knows how to get rough too.

*Or boy.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 02:24 PM (oQ94s)

60 They do say that karma can hit you like a hammer.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:24 PM (VpIIl)

61 By the way, if he was unconscious? That means he had a concussion. Is he getting tested for post-concussion symptoms? We don't let NFL players back onto the field until they pass protocol - why do we let one of the 100 most powerful legislators go right back to work?

Posted by: Broseidon at March 02, 2021 02:25 PM (icI8A)

62 "They shouted MAGA! MAGA! MAGA! I was so terrified that I shit my pants!"
-Romney

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

And slipped the stuff that leaked out while waddling off to bathroom.
(Oh, that was Nadler, getting the asshoes mixed up).

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 02, 2021 02:25 PM (gtatv)

63 LOL, yeah, the twink got beat up.
He likes that.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 02, 2021 02:25 PM (ufFY8)

64 David French wants to remind you, how un-Christian you all are for guffawing at Mitt's unfortunate, but well-deserved accident.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (VpIIl)
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The same David French who was hoping for the instant death penalty for vandals at the Capitol?

We're both going to stand before the Lord. It is my reverence for the Lord that I would never ask him to stand before me, but I sure the hell won't be standing before him.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 02:25 PM (FYe3W)

65 Black eye and unconscious? That's 2 different hits. Unless he fell down the car elevator shaft...

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 02, 2021 02:25 PM (ySQBZ)

66 Maybe the great-granddog of that dog he put on his car rooftop coming back for revenge?

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 02, 2021 02:26 PM (dYe5S)

67 Wish he fell into Boston Harbor, instead

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 02, 2021 02:26 PM (ch6++)

68 Black eye club. He's owned.

https://tinyurl.com/36zwkxpp

Posted by: Kytten at March 02, 2021 02:26 PM (tjZg/)

69 Just speculating here but could one of his kids or grandkids have slugged him for embarrassing them in DC.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 02, 2021 02:26 PM (hpVf/)

70 On the topic of "head trauma", Wray said it's too early to disclose Ofc Sicknick's cause of death. Wray is a POS

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 02:26 PM (ONvIw)

71 And I leap without looking yet again!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (s2VJv)
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Gotcha covered, JJ.

Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2021 02:26 PM (/669Q)

72 So, even his grandchildren feel he's a douche and beat up on him.
Good to know.
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 02, 2021 02:21 PM (gtatv)

gotta be a HELL of a douche to get beat up by your MORMON Grandkids.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 02:26 PM (oHd/0)

73 Sen. Mitt Romney was knocked unconscious when he fell in Boston over the weekend, leaving him with "a lot of stitches" and a black eye.

Mitt got uppity. CCP reminded him who's the boss.
The "heavy" was played by retired Yao Ming.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 02:26 PM (hgso/)

74 "Maybe the great-granddog of that dog he put on his car rooftop coming back for revenge?
Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 02, 2021 02:26 PM (dYe5S)"

Nope it was that kid he gave a forced haircut to back in prep school.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 02, 2021 02:26 PM (icI8A)

75 Oh, for Trump to still be on Twitter.......

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (AD3JT)

76 The only time I ever got a black eye was because somebody punched me in the face. So yeah, Mitt - not buying it.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (icI8A)

Yeah... I'm the prince of faceplants, even gotten a door knob to the face, and can't ever remember getting a black eye except the one time I got punched in the eye.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (46GDR)

77 Is Jonah Goldberg upset his hero Mitt doesn't seem to have super powers?

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (VpIIl)

78 33 Knocked unconscious? That was a hell of a fall. Break a wrist? Sure but knocked unconscious? Hmm.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 02, 2021 02:22 PM (ySQBZ)

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Not to be morbid about it but my mother developed Lewy body dementia and started taking falls. The last one proved fatal. If you fall hard enough, especially when you're older, it can really mess you up.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (dfRN6)

79 Also... how many men here have had a black eye in the past year? Past five years? Past decade? EVER?

Posted by: Kytten at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (tjZg/)

80 70 On the topic of "head trauma", Wray said it's too early to disclose Ofc Sicknick's cause of death. Wray is a POS
Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 02:26 PM (ONvIw)

Wait... whut?

How can it be too early?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (oHd/0)

81 One of those gay beatup clubs?

Which one, exactly?

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (ZfRYq)

82 Pierre Dialectic.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (FYe3W)

83 WALTHER PDP FULL SIZE 4.5"; $626; https://bit.ly/384s8Md

Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (UW2ZS)

84 So all he has said is that he took a fall. That honestly seems seems weird. And how old are his grandchildren?

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (lgiXo)

85 All of his votes from this point forward will be to confirm ANYTHING Biden wants.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

86 Has Occasional Cortex suffered PTSD from this event yet?

Posted by: Bete at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (Ojki1)

87 Knocked unconscious? That was a hell of a fall. Break a wrist? Sure but knocked unconscious? Hmm.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 02, 2021 02:22 PM (ySQBZ)

Yeah, where are your hands when you're "falling?"

If you're breaking your falls with your face, you might need to work on your technique.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (oQ94s)

88 Maybe, Rombley didn't pay the vig.

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (gmo/4)

89 David French wants to remind you, how un-Christian you all are for guffawing at Mitt's unfortunate, but well-deserved accident.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM

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Ah, the French Davidians. He and his followers need to get a compound.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (ch6++)

90 plastic surgery?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (nUhF0)

91 His eye is just trying to be less white.

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (uEbPt)

92 now why on earth would anyone want to punch mitt in the face?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 02, 2021 02:28 PM (CqHIp)

93 The Indianapolis Public Library is considering removing Dr. Seuss books from its shelves. The reason it gives 13News is "dated imagery."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2021 02:20 PM (63Dwl)

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They're ultimately coming for and will eventually ban, and criminally prosecute those in possession of the Old and New Testaments.

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 02:28 PM (2tyfO)

94 Ghey Beat Up Club... lol

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 02, 2021 02:28 PM (3H9h1)

95 It would be apropos if Mitt slipped on dogshit and fell into a garbage dumpster.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:28 PM (VpIIl)

96 Wait... whut?

How can it be too early?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (oHd/0)

People are still paying attention.

Best to wait until everyone has forgotten.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2021 02:28 PM (ZfRYq)

97 He was just teaching his grandkids the Knockout game.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (FYe3W)

98 How can it be too early?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (oHd/0)

Wray needs to manufacture evidence to charge PDT with murder. That's why he's holding out, has to torture someone into giving him that info.

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (ONvIw)

99 Glock 27 Gen3, Semi-automatic, .40 S&W, 3.43" Barrel, 9+1 Rounds, Used Law Enforcement Trade-in; $379 for members, $399 otherwise; https://bit.ly/3rbLeHY

Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (UW2ZS)

100 OK, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen, and broken the fall with your face?

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (VpIIl)

101 The Conservative Case for Self-Flagellation.

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (2tyfO)

102 "Also... how many men here have had a black eye in the past year? Past five years? Past decade? EVER?
Posted by: Kytten at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (tjZg/)"

Past two months. But if I'm actually part of the Illuminati now, they sent my membership card to the wrong address.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (icI8A)

103 Yeah, where are your hands when you're "falling?"

If you're breaking your falls with your face, you might need to work on your technique.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (oQ94s)

Hmmm... he is 73... getting to that falling down stage?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (oHd/0)

104 Does Romney think it's possible to be the R candidate in 2024?

Oh, and this was priceless, Hugh Hewitt *cough* asshole*cough said Monday that he's known and worked with three genuises.

Richard Nixon
Judge John Roberts
Mitt Romney

hahahahahahahahah OFFS

Posted by: Seems legit at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (FMoYW)

105 Best to wait until everyone has forgotten.
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2021 02:28 PM (ZfRYq)
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That's the plan.

Posted by: The DNC and Andrew Cullmo at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (FYe3W)

106 He forgot the safe word.

Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (Lp34m)

107 91 His eye is just trying to be less white.

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (uEbPt)

Threadwinner.
Just close it up now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (ufFY8)

108 When "from behind" leads to "off the bed post."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

109 You can bet the blue checks are trying to find out where Trump was when it happened.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (uWF4x)

110 Also... how many men here have had a black eye in the past year? Past five years? Past decade? EVER?
Posted by: Kytten at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (tjZg/)

When I was a teen I was sucker punched right between the eyes. It didn't actually hurt, and after that initial punch I gave as good as I got, but it's hard to argue with your friends afterwards who are laughing about you getting your arse beat, when you look like a racoon for the next couple weeks.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 02:30 PM (oQ94s)

111 Hit in the face by an economics book by the same two guys in MAGA hats that thew books at AOC.

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2021 02:30 PM (gmo/4)

112 Mitt suffered a Black guy?

Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2021 02:30 PM (dRfJW)

113 100 OK, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen, and broken the fall with your face?
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (VpIIl)

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I'm too pretty to let that happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

114 102 "Also... how many men here have had a black eye in the past year? Past five years? Past decade? EVER?
Posted by: Kytten at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (tjZg/)"

Past two months. But if I'm actually part of the Illuminati now, they sent my membership card to the wrong address.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (icI8A)

Yeah, I'm still waiting for my membership cards for both the Great Right Wing Conspiracy, AND my White Privilege Card.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 02:30 PM (oHd/0)

115 Oh, and this was priceless, Hugh Hewitt *cough* asshole*cough said Monday that he's known and worked with three genuises.

Richard Nixon
Judge John Roberts
Mitt Romney

hahahahahahahahah OFFS

Posted by: Seems legit at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (FMoYW)

I think he meant three Judases.

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 02:30 PM (uEbPt)

116 Mitt was on his way to Subway to get some sandwiches when two white guys beat him up and shouted this is MAGA country!

Wait, that one's taken.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2021 02:30 PM (kTF2Z)

117 BLEM PSA 16" MID-LENGTH 5.56 NATO 1/7 PHOSPHATE UPPER - WITH BCG AND CH; $330; https://bit.ly/2PhjXWj

Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 02:31 PM (UW2ZS)

118 Well...SOME good news, at least

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 02:31 PM (uxJPn)

119 OK, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen, and broken the fall with your face?
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (VpIIl)

I've watched my brother do it. Drunk as hell, and with his vision impairment, trip over a curb and land flat on his face, skidding along a bit.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

120 I'm gonna go with Mark of The Beast that he sold his soul to get in with the Satanist / Illuminati Cult What Really Runs the World.

I hope it hurts.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 02, 2021 02:31 PM (RGRIY)

121 Wray is still looking for evidence that Trump showed up at the Capitol and punched Sicknick in the face. When he decided "white supremacy" was a bigger threat than antifa or BLM, was the clue that this was all planned. Wray probably had Sicknick Seth Rich-ed.

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 02:31 PM (ONvIw)

122 OK, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen, and broken the fall with your face?
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (VpIIl)

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* Raises Hand *

Although I was 12 years old and attempting a fence jumping maneuver that did not go as planned

Posted by: Doof at March 02, 2021 02:32 PM (mZUr4)

123 Isn't a black eye racist, ergo Romney is now on the racist list?

I am just going with liberal illogic.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:32 PM (VpIIl)

124 I have gotten a black eye from falling. I slipped on snow as I was going up a porch and even though I caught myself a bit I still hit my head on the edge of a step and cracked my face open. It's not impossible.

Posted by: the dandy at March 02, 2021 02:32 PM (u/l5X)

125
Maybe another consequence of The Secret Filthy World Of Crooked Politicians. Just as the powers that be can always destroy them by releasing dirt from the strategic dirt stockpile, every so often they get a beating and have to create a cover story because the real reason is career-ending.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 02, 2021 02:32 PM (guId+)

126 OK, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen, and broken the fall with your face?

This one time, in the Navy, I broke a thrown bottle of beer with my face during a bar fight. That's the closest I can come.

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2021 02:32 PM (gmo/4)

127 But seriously, he's old and just had a concussion, shouldn't he need to do some sort of man camera woman TV test to prove his brain isn't custard?

Posted by: Broseidon at March 02, 2021 02:32 PM (icI8A)

128 Yeah, where are your hands when you're "falling?"

If you're breaking your falls with your face, you might need to work on your technique.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (oQ94s)

Hmmm... he is 73... getting to that falling down stage?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (oHd/0)

Maybe, but I've worked with enough geriatrics over the years, most of the time the bruises and breaks are still elsewhere on the body.

The fact remains, the vast majority of black eyes are from being punched. Period.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (oQ94s)

129 OK, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen, and broken the fall with your face?
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (VpIIl)

Mom, when she was 83.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (oHd/0)

130 Mormonism is satanism. Just saying....

Posted by: Carmenzoid at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (9sa5h)

131 I guess it is safe to say that Mitt is not the motorcycle rider in Belarus referenced in the sidebar.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (olsDL)

132 Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 02:31 PM (ONvIw)

And he said today there was no evidence of people dressing as fake Trump supporters.. Guess he missed the video from Sullivan bragging of doing that very thing.

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (Zmnko)

133 The Utah Republican said he was visiting his grandchildren when he got injured.

==

had an awful thought
grandpa handsy gets punched by outraged parent?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (nUhF0)

134 OK, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen, and broken the fall with your face?
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (VpIIl)

LOOK THIS IS JUST REALLY SUPER JUDGEY OKAY!

I think I've mentioned the time in law school where I had to explain the black eye was not because the Bastard Ex hit me but because I opened a cupboard door directly in my fact whilst getting cookies at 2:30 a.m. As I told everyone, trust me, I would have come up with a better cover story than that. I bruise if you breath on me though.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (GbPPJ)

135 You'll notice that Mitt never got a black eye before Trump spoke at CPAC. Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (kTF2Z)

136 Gerbil or Otter?

Posted by: nuke it from orbit at March 02, 2021 02:34 PM (XjOU1)

137

"Fell in Boston."

Busted flat in Baton Rouge, headin' for the trains,
Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2021 02:34 PM (63Dwl)

138 And he said today there was no evidence of people dressing as fake Trump supporters.. Guess he missed the video from Sullivan bragging of doing that very thing.
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (Zmnko

He's just as crooked as Comey.

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 02:34 PM (ONvIw)

139 Say it with me kids

UNFIT FOR OFFICE~!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2021 02:34 PM (QjGTg)

140 134 I think I've mentioned the time in law school where I had to explain the black eye was not because the Bastard Ex hit me but because I opened a cupboard door directly in my fact whilst getting cookies at 2:30 a.m. As I told everyone, trust me, I would have come up with a better cover story than that. I bruise if you breath on me though.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (GbPPJ)

==========

Was there a step ladder involved as well?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

141 129 OK, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen, and broken the fall with your face?
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (VpIIl)

Mom, when she was 83.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (oHd/0)

--------

Same here. That was her second-to-last fall. The last one, she landed on the back of her head and died a week later.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2021 02:34 PM (dfRN6)

142 Last black eye was when I was shooting an M82 out of a tree. The shot was good, but on the way down I slipped and the barrel and muzzle flipped back and hit me in the face. I looked like a racoon for a month.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:34 PM (VpIIl)

143 He's just as crooked as Comey.

Yup

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2021 02:34 PM (Zmnko)

144 Mittens had an accident with one of the fat-jiggling machines. The belt came off and smacked him in the eye.

Posted by: Burisma Fight Club Exercise Machine at March 02, 2021 02:34 PM (xxG/v)

145 God is not happy with Romney. He must wear his inequity. He has thrown in with idolaters. Historically, that does not end well.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2021 02:35 PM (o2MD2)

146 Up at Insty:
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Ex-Michigan health director cashed out $155,506 in hush money deal with Whitmer administration.
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Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 02:35 PM (FYe3W)

147 Reed and Rombley - Mormon Fight Club!
Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2021 02:23 PM (gmo/4)

-----------------

Ha! I wish I had thought of that.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 02, 2021 02:35 PM (hpVf/)

148 Maybe, but I've worked with enough geriatrics over the years, most of the time the bruises and breaks are still elsewhere on the body.

The fact remains, the vast majority of black eyes are from being punched. Period.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (oQ94s)

So, the Owebama regime is still in full force, it seems. Reid gets roughed up. An SCJ is murdered in his sleep. Now Mittens gets roughed up.

All during Owebama's time in power. Interesting. Maybe the bi-curious one has some underworld powers lurking about out there.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

149 Perhaps he stumbled over one of his binders full of women.

Or his dog got tired of him strapping it to the roof of his car and attacked him.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at March 02, 2021 02:35 PM (64C2+)

150 I'm too pretty to let that happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Didn't you say Dolly gave you the look?
Could be someone is confused...

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 02, 2021 02:35 PM (gtatv)

151 104 Oh, and this was priceless, Hugh Hewitt *cough* asshole*cough said Monday that he's known and worked with three genuises.

Richard Nixon

Judge John Roberts

Mitt Romney

hahahahahahahahah OFFSPosted by: Seems legit at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (FMoYW) I fucking HATE Hugh Hewitt. Fuck him with a barbed wire pineapple sideways. I will say that I think Richard Nixon was possibly a genius.
The other two are just partisan shills.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at March 02, 2021 02:35 PM (jMEOg)

152 BREAKING: The Biden regime to send 30,000 National Guard troops to Boston to protect Patriots from Conservative Domestic Terrorists.

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 02:35 PM (2tyfO)

153 "Mom, when she was 83.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (oHd/0)"

Ok, but God Bless and 83, so... I had a few elderly family members fall but they had broken bones in their arms and wrists.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:35 PM (VpIIl)

154 *Raises hand*

After an ice storm. Hit the pavement (well ice) and broke my nose.

Posted by: Bete at March 02, 2021 02:36 PM (Ojki1)

155 Seriously, though, how many of our major governmental officials have had one of these major episodes over the past several years?

Off the top of my head, I can recall:

Harry Reid (exercise equipment...)
John Roberts (hospitalized for "fall" but not reported till later)
Joe Biden (shower fall)
Mitt Romney (knocked unconscious)
Mitch McConnell (bruised hands, no explanation)

Have there been any other guys with these kinds of episodes? Has anyone investigated how frequently these kinds of injuries occur to high officials in other countries?

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at March 02, 2021 02:36 PM (Hi8cV)

156 Kamala Harris is not just a good blowjobber. She's also the biggest spender on opposition research, of the most malevolent kind. Mark Judge is writing essays about his experience during the Kavanaugh hearings.
https://tinyurl.com/6j3p543j

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 02:36 PM (29q5W)

157 Horde advice sought
. My phone number has been ghosted. Fifth day in a row that I've gotten 50 to 60 texts telling me to stop texting or remove their number from my data base. Some of them not so well cultured.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * watching the value of my Dr. Suess collection skyrocket at March 02, 2021 02:36 PM (jgnKF)

158 You'll notice that Mitt never got a black eye before Trump spoke at CPAC. Coincidence? I think not!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (kTF2Z)
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Mitt never gets a black eye at home...

Posted by: Ann Romney at March 02, 2021 02:36 PM (FYe3W)

159 I think I've mentioned the time in law school where I had to explain the black eye was not because the Bastard Ex hit me but because I opened a cupboard door directly in my fact whilst getting cookies at 2:30 a.m. As I told everyone, trust me, I would have come up with a better cover story than that. I bruise if you breath on me though.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (GbPPJ)

How freakin' low are your cupboards?

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 02:36 PM (uEbPt)

160 By the way, if he was unconscious? That means he had a concussion. Is he getting tested for post-concussion symptoms? We don't let NFL players back onto the field until they pass protocol - why do we let one of the 100 most powerful legislators go right back to work?
Posted by: Broseidon at March 02, 2021 02:25 PM (icI8A)

--------------------

He probably has Fauci as his medical consultant.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 02, 2021 02:36 PM (hpVf/)

161 BLEM PSA 16" MID-LENGTH 5.56 NATO 1/7 PHOSPHATE UPPER - WITH BCG AND CH; $330; https://bit.ly/2PhjXWj
Posted by: bonhomme

I need to keep an eye on PSA for their empty 50 cal Blackhawk ammo cans. Brand new. They had a sale previously of 10 or 12 for $99. Need another dozen.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 02:36 PM (hgso/)

162 Was there a step ladder involved as well?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

If I had used the step ladder, that would probably have prevented the issue since the cookies were on the second shelf and I was trying to sleep open door and stand on tip toes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:37 PM (GbPPJ)

163 "I took a fall. Knocked me unconscious. But I'm doing better" [better all the time]

He probably bumped into one of the margins, they're so close, he's probably claustrophobic and just ran right into the margin. Bam!

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at March 02, 2021 02:37 PM (+3TFd)

164
Special Senatorial Club

The Club for Senators whose faces are badly in need of fists.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2021 02:37 PM (pNxlR)

165 ---
Ex-Michigan health director cashed out $155,506 in hush money deal with Whitmer administration.
---
Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 02:35 PM (FYe3W)

And an NDC, so we'll never know.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

166 OK, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen, and broken the fall with your face?
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:29 PM (VpIIl)

A friend of mine did. Slipped on ice on the sidewalk and landed right on her face, and broke her nose.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2021 02:37 PM (0RwOR)

167 "I think I've mentioned the time in law school where I had to explain the black eye was not because the Bastard Ex hit me but because I opened a cupboard door directly in my fact whilst getting cookies at 2:30 a.m. As I told everyone, trust me, I would have come up with a better cover story than that. I bruise if you breath on me though.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (GbPPJ)"

Wait. You're the Keebler Elf, aren't you.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:37 PM (VpIIl)

168 Kind of had a black eye after catching blade of a hockey stick in the eyebrow (medium-long story, snow storm, few made it to the rink for practice, we played some 3 on 3 and I wore the Jofa cage-less helmet I would use during drills before scrimmage). Guy whose stick hit me is a Dem political consultant. Wonder what he'd say if I asked him about the curious election data and patterns this past November.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2021 02:37 PM (OTzUX)

169 They're ultimately coming for and will eventually ban, and criminally prosecute those in possession of the Old and New Testaments.
Posted by: ShainS

---

Oh well.

Not like that hasn't happened before.

Besides, it's not like most people read them anyways.

Posted by: SMH at March 02, 2021 02:38 PM (xo2KW)

170 too bad, so sad, sucks to be him.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 02, 2021 02:38 PM (AKJpt)

171 153 "Mom, when she was 83.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (oHd/0)"

Ok, but God Bless and 83, so... I had a few elderly family members fall but they had broken bones in their arms and wrists.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:35 PM (VpIIl)

She was in the backyard, tripped over a rock and fell into a flowerbed... hit a rock.

Luckily she did not fall the other way, as she would have landed in the swimming pool, and she never learned how to swim.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 02:38 PM (oHd/0)

172 This one time, in the Navy, I broke a thrown bottle of beer with my face during a bar fight. That's the closest I can come.

Posted by: Archer

As your Corpsman I would have told you you were doing your drinking incorrectly.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 02, 2021 02:38 PM (gtatv)

173 Oh, and I forgot CJ Roberts shortly after he was confirmed had a similar thing happen.

"Fell" on the docks after sailing and smashed his head.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

174 Faces thirsty for fists.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 02, 2021 02:38 PM (yXsR1)

175 And nobody was there to notice him missing for hours.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 02, 2021 02:38 PM (2BZBZ)

176 "I think I've mentioned the time in law school where I had to explain the black eye was not because the Bastard Ex hit me but because I opened a cupboard door directly in my fact whilst getting cookies at 2:30 a.m. As I told everyone, trust me, I would have come up with a better cover story than that. I bruise if you breath on me though.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (GbPPJ)"

Wait. You're the Keebler Elf, aren't you.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:37 PM (VpIIl)

Oh, you never will believe where those Keebler cookies come from...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 02:38 PM (uxJPn)

177 162 Was there a step ladder involved as well?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

If I had used the step ladder, that would probably have prevented the issue since the cookies were on the second shelf and I was trying to sleep open door and stand on tip toes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:37 PM (GbPPJ)

=======

The step ladder made it possible through dark magic. Your possessions are out to get you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 02:38 PM (LvTSG)

178 OK, these stories are horrible. I hope you all carry IFAK's with bleed kits. Maybe sutures if you sow your own.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:39 PM (VpIIl)

179 I'm gonna rule out Obama's pipecleaners on this one.

Posted by: x4 at March 02, 2021 02:39 PM (oA+QO)

180 OK, these stories are horrible. I hope you all carry IFAK's with bleed kits. Maybe sutures if you sow your own.
Posted by: Marcus T

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Like living in this world is worth the expense.

Posted by: SMH at March 02, 2021 02:40 PM (xo2KW)

181 Have there been any other guys with these kinds of episodes? Has anyone investigated how frequently these kinds of injuries occur to high officials in other countries?

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog

To be fair, a lot of these cretins are very old and probably on lots of blood thinners. That can cause a lot of bruising.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 02, 2021 02:40 PM (LWu6U)

182 Who says "I *took* a fall"? A fall isn't a bong hit. If I fell, I'd say "I fell". If he tripped, would he say "I took a trip"? Where, Mitt?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 02, 2021 02:41 PM (KAi1n)

183 Wait. You're the Keebler Elf, aren't you.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:37 PM (VpIIl)

NO!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:41 PM (GbPPJ)

184 Falling on ice is bad. I did it more than once, but one time I slipped so fast my back hit the pavement before my feet. Knocked the breath out so completely it was 2-3 minutes before I could get up. And I was a lineman in football at the time. I actually saw stars through my tunnel vision,.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2021 02:41 PM (o2MD2)

185 Maybe a wet and naked Mitt Romney was visiting Biden and they engaged in a team-effort dog chase?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2021 02:41 PM (Jsjd7)

186 The only time I've had a black eye came when I was hit with a baseball.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 02, 2021 02:41 PM (lgiXo)

187 Have there been any other guys with these kinds of episodes? Has anyone investigated how frequently these kinds of injuries occur to high officials in other countries?

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog
---

DM did a story back in 2018

https://tinyurl.com/yb7yfyts

Posted by: SMH at March 02, 2021 02:42 PM (xo2KW)

188
BREAKING: The Biden regime to send 30,000 National Guard troops to Boston to protect Patriots from Conservative Domestic Terrorists.
Posted by: ShainS

Really? This is ridiculous.

Did the Mayor or Governor request this? If not, it's nonna the feds' business.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2021 02:42 PM (pNxlR)

189 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:33 PM (GbPPJ)"

Wait. You're the Keebler Elf, aren't you.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:37 PM (VpIIl)

Marcus, that is a good one.

Sorry to hear about your impending Raptor encounter.

Posted by: tbodie at March 02, 2021 02:42 PM (ovir2)

190
Isn't drunkeness verboten in the Mormon faith?

Posted by: The Prophet Joseph Smith at March 02, 2021 02:42 PM (+oR7L)

191 Who says "I *took* a fall"? A fall isn't a bong hit. If I fell, I'd say "I fell". If he tripped, would he say "I took a trip"? Where, Mitt?
Posted by: SFGoth at March 02, 2021 02:41 PM (KAi1n)

Good question. Any lie experts here? How often when someone is making an excuse, or are hiding something, they use extra words as fill ins?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 02:42 PM (oQ94s)

192 Whoops...

Obama Says Dr. Seuss Is The Best Teacher

March 17, 2016

It's no secret that President Obama is an avid reader. But, he just got even more cred with book-lovers by praising everybody's favorite children's author: yep, Obama loves Dr. Seuss. In a Q&A session with interns, Obama admitted that "pretty much all the stuff you need to know is in Dr. Seuss." And of course, he's spot on.

https://tinyurl.com/y8r5ywzp

Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2021 02:43 PM (cF8AT)

193 181 To be fair, a lot of these cretins are very old and probably on lots of blood thinners. That can cause a lot of bruising.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 02, 2021 02:40 PM (LWu6U)

I agree, and I don't want to be conspiratorial. But it stands to reason that if it's something as common and easily explicable as that, then we'd see these kinds of things at approximately the same rate at other times (e.g., 80's & 90's) as well as in other countries.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at March 02, 2021 02:43 PM (Hi8cV)

194 I think I've mentioned the time in law school where I had to explain the black eye was not because the Bastard Ex hit me but because I opened a cupboard door directly in my fact whilst getting cookies at 2:30 a.m.

My wedding night...wife comes out of the bathroom, walks into the door of the TV armoire that the suite had in the bedroom. Spent the next half-hour crying. Head injuries really spoil the mood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2021 02:43 PM (EjmvJ)

195 Maybe a wet and naked Mitt Romney was visiting Biden and they engaged in a team-effort dog chase?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2021 02:41 PM (Jsjd7)

Why? Why would you put that out into the Universe?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (GbPPJ)

196 He was humping his blow-up Schumer doll in the arse and slipped after he grabbed a particularly slippery part of Chuck's balls.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (qoNQ/)

197 The only time I've had a black eye came when I was hit with a baseball.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 02, 2021 02:41 PM (lgiXo)

Don't stand so close to the plate man. The inside corner is mine.

Posted by: D. Drysdale at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (oQ94s)

198 I think Mitty was butt raped by a professional but butt raped and he left a shitty tip.

Well, that's what I think.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (XQrJ9)

199 Wait. You're the Keebler Elf, aren't you.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:37 PM (VpIIl)

NO!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:41 PM

Just what a Keebler Elf would say.

Have any of the Horde gotten a good look at AtC's ears?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (zExdh)

200
90 plastic surgery?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 02, 2021 02:27 PM (nUhF0)

Possible. Maybe the doc stuck the Botox needle in too far.

Posted by: Justsayin' at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (Fs5vw)

201 One of them woman binders snapped shut on him.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (Bmy3R)

202 For unity:

https://tinyurl.com/yseydxs2

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

203 Why? Why would you put that out into the Universe?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (GbPPJ)
++++
I'm a giver.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2021 02:45 PM (Jsjd7)

204 198 I think Mitty was butt raped by a professional but butt raped and he left a shitty tip.

Well, that's what I think.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (XQrJ9)

Wouldn't it be the professional with the shitty tip?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2021 02:45 PM (o2MD2)

205 "Isn't drunkeness verboten in the Mormon faith?"

So is gay sex and cheating on your wife, that ain't stopping Mitt.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 02, 2021 02:45 PM (qH6FZ)

206 Maybe a wet and naked Mitt Romney was visiting Biden and they engaged in a team-effort dog chase?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2021 02:41 PM (Jsjd7)

Why? Why would you put that out into the Universe?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (GbPPJ)

Come on, we were all thinking it already.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 02:45 PM (oQ94s)

207
Sorry to hear about your impending Raptor encounter.
Posted by: tbodie

Short raptor?

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 02, 2021 02:45 PM (gtatv)

208 What is the first rule of gay old man, mormom fight club?

Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2021 02:45 PM (1imOw)

209 195 Maybe a wet and naked Mitt Romney was visiting Biden and they engaged in a team-effort dog chase?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2021 02:41 PM (Jsjd7)

Why? Why would you put that out into the Universe?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (GbPPJ)

After the last few months the universe has it coming.

Posted by: Bete at March 02, 2021 02:46 PM (Ojki1)

210 Seems odd how many Senators appear with these types of wounds, and little to no real explanation. They're all old, so on some level, falls do happen. But its still weird.

In other news, Trump just endorsed Tim Scott. :/

Posted by: Revenant at March 02, 2021 02:46 PM (yngc4)

211 I agree, and I don't want to be conspiratorial. But it stands to reason that if it's something as common and easily explicable as that, then we'd see these kinds of things at approximately the same rate at other times (e.g., 80's & 90's) as well as in other countries.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog

The difference is that now you can not disappear for a week without notice.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 02, 2021 02:46 PM (LWu6U)

212 For unity:

https://tinyurl.com/yseydxs2
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

You may have a lemon bar and a non-smallpoxed blanket.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:46 PM (GbPPJ)

213 What is the first rule of gay old man, mormom fight club?
Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2021 02:45 PM (1imOw)
++++
Apparently it's "refuse to answer questions and make shit up if you get called out on injuries."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2021 02:46 PM (Jsjd7)

214 " Wait. You're the Keebler Elf, aren't you.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:37 PM (VpIIl)

NO!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:41 PM"

So you sued the cabinet maker for not complying with the ADA for little people?

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:46 PM (VpIIl)

215 Someone posted they bet it was plastic surgery..

Posted by: Inogame at March 02, 2021 02:46 PM (EcxzF)

216 What is the first rule of gay old man, mormom fight club?
Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2021 02:45 PM (1imOw)

What happens at the lemon party, stays at the lemon party.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 02, 2021 02:47 PM (yXsR1)

217 212 You may have a lemon bar and a non-smallpoxed blanket.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:46 PM (GbPPJ)

=========

Yay! I am king of the plebes!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

218 The only time I've had a black eye came when I was hit with a baseball.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 02, 2021 02:41 PM (lgiXo)

Don't stand so close to the plate man. The inside corner is mine.
Posted by: D. Drysdale at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (oQ94s)

Heh. You kids.

Posted by: B. Gibson at March 02, 2021 02:47 PM (ovir2)

219
Why? Why would you put that out into the Universe?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

In the multiverse of multiverses, someone had to take the hit and we drew the short straw.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2021 02:47 PM (pNxlR)

220 Have any of the Horde gotten a good look at AtC's ears?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (zExdh)

==============

Tried to -- but must be doing it wrong cuz she keeps saying "my ears are up HERE"

Posted by: Doof at March 02, 2021 02:47 PM (mZUr4)

221 For unity:

https://tinyurl.com/yseydxs2
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

I like how there are boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 02:47 PM (ifmtJ)

222
The difference is that now you can not disappear for a week without notice.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 02, 2021 02:46 PM (LWu6U)

Lol.

Posted by: Kamala Harris's milk carton picture at March 02, 2021 02:47 PM (Ojki1)

223 Mitt was in Southie at Sullys and asked for ketchup for his hot dogs. Didnt make it out the door.

Posted by: morigu at March 02, 2021 02:47 PM (511Tf)

224 > Mormonism is satanism. Just saying....

Go boil your head.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 02:47 PM (UW2ZS)

225 221 For unity:

https://tinyurl.com/yseydxs2
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

I like how there are boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 02:47 PM (ifmtJ)

=======

All I'm interested in is national healing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

226 *updates the Dwarven Book of Grudges*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:48 PM (GbPPJ)

227 As I mentioned last night. I remember watching an interview that said that muggings of Congress personnel crossing DC streets is not as uncommon as it might seem.

You've never heard much about it, because they keep quiet about how crime-ridden DC is.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 02:48 PM (FYe3W)

228 How do you keep Mittens occupied?
Put up a mirror.
How do you make him hurt himself?
Put up two mirrors...he'll be so busy checking himself out in both that he'll get dizzy and fall over.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2021 02:48 PM (axyOa)

229 98 I think Mitty was butt raped by a professional but butt raped and he left a shitty tip.

Well, that's what I think.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (XQrJ9)

Wouldn't it be the professional with the shitty tip?
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Please,,,,I've done enough large intestinal research.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 02, 2021 02:48 PM (XQrJ9)

230 Does the Senate have a secret Hell Fire Club?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 02, 2021 02:49 PM (lgiXo)

231 226 *updates the Dwarven Book of Grudges*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:48 PM (GbPPJ)

Is that the one where the first listing is of "Lawn Ornament" under fighting words?

Posted by: Bete at March 02, 2021 02:49 PM (Ojki1)

232 New Rule: if you are so decrepit that you just fall unconscious out of the blue you cannot be a US senator.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 02, 2021 02:49 PM (W3XCo)

233 Mittens got punched by Aunt Queefa.

Posted by: Meth-induced Semenvomit of Andrew Gillum at March 02, 2021 02:50 PM (GaAew)

234 Speaking of beaning the hitter - which I don't agree with - does anyone know of a situation where a batter got intentionally beaned, bided his time, and then charged the pitcher from 2nd base? That I'd love to see.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 02, 2021 02:50 PM (KAi1n)

235 Wray is still looking for evidence that Trump showed up at the Capitol and punched Sicknick in the face. When he decided "white supremacy" was a bigger threat than antifa or BLM, was the clue that this was all planned. Wray probably had Sicknick Seth Rich-ed.
Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 02:31 PM (ONvIw)

---------------

Nothing would surprise me about the FBI.

Wray is another dog that did not bark. He is still in his position because he is "them" and not us. Nobody got moved on since the "inauguration" means that they are all in on it, every single person in DC.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 02, 2021 02:50 PM (hpVf/)

236 Well, observant Mormons don't drink alcohol and the really strict ones don't drink caffeine. I bet someone slipped Romney a Micky Finn with laced with Jolt cola.

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2021 02:50 PM (gmo/4)

237 Is Romney worse than Harry Reid? Doing a sample of Mormons.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 02, 2021 02:50 PM (gfmvV)

238 Since it's his left eye I'd be looking at people around him who are left handed or who have a nice left hook.

Posted by: dartist at March 02, 2021 02:50 PM (+ya+t)

239 232 New Rule: if you are so decrepit that you just fall unconscious out of the blue you cannot be a US senator.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 02, 2021 02:49 PM (W3XCo)

You thought they ran from the idea of term limits.

Posted by: Bete at March 02, 2021 02:50 PM (Ojki1)

240 hope you all carry IFAK's with bleed kits. Maybe sutures if you sow your own.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven

Trauma kit, stocked based on the TCCC March algorithm.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * watching the value of my Dr. Suess collection skyrocket at March 02, 2021 02:51 PM (jgnKF)

241 Only time I ever got a black eye was at the dump.

I was unloading the yard debris from under a tarp, strapped down with bungee cords. I got impatient and the bungee, which have metal hooks, came loose, I pulled too tight and it slingshot the hook right into my eye.

Missed the actual eye but nailed the socket dang hard. Black eye for weeks. Glad i still have my eye.

Beware bungees.

Posted by: Derak at March 02, 2021 02:51 PM (U76bn)

242 Important Entertainment Alert: I just discovered a new band.
Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox. Surprising covers of things like Mmm Bop, Creep, Oops, I did it again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2021 02:51 PM (r+sAi)

243 Head injuries really spoil the mood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2021 02:43 PM (EjmvJ)

Usually head injuries stop after the wedding.

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 02:51 PM (uEbPt)

244 you can't censure a crippled

Posted by: MUTT at March 02, 2021 02:51 PM (6iURM)

245 I dont get a gay vibe from Juan McMittens Romney. Definitely a pedo vibe though.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 02, 2021 02:51 PM (W3XCo)

246 Romney was wearing a studded dog collar when the "accident " happened.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 02, 2021 02:52 PM (lgiXo)

247 Someone posted they bet it was plastic surgery..
Posted by: Inogame at March 02, 2021 02:46 PM (EcxzF)

nope.

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at March 02, 2021 02:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

248 For unity:

https://tinyurl.com/yseydxs2

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

Alexandra Daddario???

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2021 02:52 PM (axyOa)

249 New Rule: if you are so decrepit that you just fall unconscious out of the blue you cannot be a US senator.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 02, 2021 02:49 PM (W3XCo)

No rule against being the big guy is there?
Where am I?

Posted by: Sundown at March 02, 2021 02:52 PM (85Gof)

250 Important Entertainment Alert: I just discovered a new band.
Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox. Surprising covers of things like Mmm Bop, Creep, Oops, I did it again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2021 02:51 PM (r+sAi)

Youre gonna have a lot of fun. Check out All About That Bass European Tour Version. And Maps. And Say My Name. And almost anything by Robyn Adele Anderson.

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 02:52 PM (uEbPt)

251 So when do we get a WH Press Conference with the New Boss?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 02, 2021 02:52 PM (gfmvV)

252 Even the air hates Mittens, pushed him right down it did.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at March 02, 2021 02:52 PM (eMEkg)

253 OK, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen, and broken the fall with your face?

I have boobs. I couldn't fall on my face if I tried.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 02, 2021 02:52 PM (ySQBZ)

254 Since it's his left eye I'd be looking at people around him who are left handed or who have a nice left hook.
Posted by: dartist

Why? If you're a southpaw, your left hook would be to his right eye.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 02, 2021 02:52 PM (KAi1n)

255 Alexandra Daddario???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2021 02:52 PM (axyOa)

Mmmmmhmmmmn

Casting her as Carla Gugino's daughter in San Andreas was perfect.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:53 PM (GbPPJ)

256 So when do we get a WH Press Conference with the New Boss?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 02, 2021 02:52 PM (gfmvV)

on SNL?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2021 02:53 PM (85Gof)

257 Red State governors should step up and bring their Guardsmen home.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at March 02, 2021 02:53 PM (+3TFd)

258 I have boobs. I couldn't fall on my face if I tried.
Posted by: dagny

Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 02:53 PM (hgso/)

259 129 "OK, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen, and broken the fall with your face?"

Once when I was drinking gin for about 10 hrs. I knew I was falling but my arms just didn't work anymore. Gravel parking lot and still was fine somehow.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 02, 2021 02:54 PM (qH6FZ)

260 Next time, we mean business.

Posted by: the 'ground' at March 02, 2021 02:54 PM (F0YaR)

261 242 Important Entertainment Alert: I just discovered a new band.
Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox. Surprising covers of things like Mmm Bop, Creep, Oops, I did it again.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2021 02:51 PM (r+sAi)

Talked about here a lot previously. Good on you for finding them. I suggest searching for Robyn Adele Anderson as well. You'll likely recognize her from that she used to date the guy, and I think postmodern jukebox lost its soul when she left.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 02, 2021 02:54 PM (Pyr3S)

262 No rule against being the big guy is there?
Where am I?
Posted by: Sundown at March 02, 2021 02:52 PM (85Gof)
---

Shhh, calm down, eat your pudding, and sign whatever documents these nice men leave put on your desk.

Posted by: It's "Doctor" Jill Biden at March 02, 2021 02:54 PM (yngc4)

263 254
Left fist to left eye, you hit diagonally.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 02, 2021 02:54 PM (W3XCo)

264 Wray said its too early to disclose Ofc Sicknicks cause of death. Wray is a POS
Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 02:26 PM (ONvIw)

Wait... whut?

How can it be too early?
Posted by: Romeo13

They have not finished milking that he was murdered by deplorables. When the next scapegoat arises they can get rid of this one.

Sidnick was a trump supporter and his family keep asking for the autopsy report.

We have a truly evil government.

Posted by: Loki at March 02, 2021 02:54 PM (KqiMr)

265 Bet it was plastic surgery. Mutt wants to look all pretty for his second throwing of an election.

He's tanned, tested, plasticized and ready...to deliberately lose again!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 02:54 PM (Bmy3R)

266 Speaking of beaning the hitter - which I don't agree with - does anyone know of a situation where a batter got intentionally beaned, bided his time, and then charged the pitcher from 2nd base? That I'd love to see.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 02, 2021 02:50 PM (KAi1n)

I'm sure it's happened, but I don't think I've ever seen it. Seems like one of those things where if you are the hitter, if you "sneak up" on the guy from behind, you're kinda the punk in that situation.

There are many incidents of a guy going halfway down to first before charging, which seems like a punk move to me too. Like you're trying to get enough daylight between you and the catcher... and think a lot of catches are hip to the trick already.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 02:54 PM (oQ94s)

267 "Trauma kit, stocked based on the TCCC March algorithm.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * watching the value of my Dr. Suess collection skyrocket at March 02, 2021 02:51 PM (jgnKF)"

This ^.

Remember to date and swap out your TQ's

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 02:55 PM (VpIIl)

268
I have boobs. I couldn't fall on my face if I tried.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 02, 2021 02:52 PM (ySQBZ)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

269 Thanks 3 dot... I will.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2021 02:55 PM (r+sAi)

270 I'd like to buy the ground a beer.

Posted by: Biergood at March 02, 2021 02:55 PM (FQWHA)

271 As I mentioned last night. I remember watching an interview that said that muggings of Congress personnel crossing DC streets is not as uncommon as it might seem.

You've never heard much about it, because they keep quiet about how crime-ridden DC

Not senators. Theyre have entourages. Congressmen are a dime a dozen.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 02, 2021 02:55 PM (ySQBZ)

272
Mmmmmhmmmmn

Casting her as Carla Gugino's daughter in San Andreas was perfect.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:53 PM (GbPPJ)

Casting her in anything is ok with me.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2021 02:55 PM (axyOa)

273 259 129 "OK, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen, and broken the fall with your face?"

Once when I was drinking gin for about 10 hrs. I knew I was falling but my arms just didn't work anymore. Gravel parking lot and still was fine somehow.

Same, drunk as a skunk. Also gravel. I wasn't so lucky, I broke my nose and abraded my face pretty badly.

But only that one time. The instinct to break the fall with one's arms usually takes over.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 02:56 PM (Bmy3R)

274 I have had 4 zoom meetings so far today and I can honestly say I have contributed absolutely nothing to any of them. I love corporate America.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 02, 2021 02:56 PM (W3XCo)

275 I am going to go with a woman hit him with a three ring binder for a bit of extra irony.

Posted by: JB1000 at March 02, 2021 02:57 PM (G3a/U)

276 Alexandra Daddario. Because I hadn't thought about her in at least two weeks, I punched her name into the internet and out pops a video of her trying on dresses. No joke.

https://tinyurl.com/d2ksby4c

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 02:57 PM (29q5W)

277
He was in the middle when his wives were fighting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 02, 2021 02:57 PM (RdgEl)

278 274 I have had 4 zoom meetings so far today and I can honestly say I have contributed absolutely nothing to any of them. I love corporate America.
-------------------
They truly are a wonderful waste of time.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 02, 2021 02:57 PM (gfmvV)

279 I kind of like the Zoom meetings. I miss seeing my coworkers.

But if I had to see them every day I wouldn't LOL

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 02:57 PM (Bmy3R)

280 You'll likely recognize her from that she used to date the guy, and I think postmodern jukebox lost its soul when she left.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 02, 2021 02:54 PM (Pyr3S)

That's a pretty good place to put it. He went too far into "big" sounding music. Like Bond themes and stuff that was on the more depressing side. The upbeat stuff was more entertaining and fun.

I'll tell you who I appreciate more and more these days is Christina Gatti. She is something else. And that reminds me - Burn is in my Top 5 PMJ tracks. It is a work of pure genius.

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 02:58 PM (uEbPt)

281 129 "OK, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen, and broken the fall with your face?"
_________________________________________
Once... it was cold... I had 1 hand in a pocket, the other carrying some takeout back to my office. I didn't hit the ground though. Instead, I took the side mirror off of a college dean's car before I could stop the fall. Felt like a true jackass, but there wasn't a scratch on me. Certainly no bruises or black eyes.

Posted by: 496 at March 02, 2021 02:58 PM (U1eOr)

282 Falling unexpectedly is a thing. My BIL has cerebellar ataxia and pitches forward without warning. He called me once when nobody else was home at his place to take him to emergency with a split forehead.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 02, 2021 02:58 PM (hpVf/)

283 we at the fisting institute strongly advise if one is to participate in double fisting, a hockey goalie mask is to be deployed upon the fister

Posted by: 2 much is never enuff at March 02, 2021 02:59 PM (6iURM)

284 255 Alexandra Daddario???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2021 02:52 PM (axyOa)

Mmmmmhmmmmn

Casting her as Carla Gugino's daughter in San Andreas was perfect.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:53 PM (GbPPJ)

There is something out her that just doesn't do it for me.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 02, 2021 02:59 PM (Pyr3S)

285 254
Left fist to left eye, you hit diagonally.
==
You are assuming Romney was standing and face on. It is more likely that he was cowering in a protective crouch, possibly with his head turned and eyes closed and whimpering, "don't hit me again Candy".

Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2021 02:59 PM (Cr3P6)

286 I've never played anything baseball except Intellivision baseball ("yer out" in that 1981-era robotic voice), but to me, either make baseball a real contact sport, or if the opposing batter shows you up, "man up" and throw a better pitch next time. Beaning a guy - which is actually against the written rules in MLB baseball - is battery. Guys have been badly hurt - and killed - by getting hit with pitches. Ended Kirby Puckett's career, for instance. Pitcher commits battery, you take him out any way you can. If the team keeps allowing/ordering pitchers to bean batters, you take out the manager next.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 02, 2021 02:59 PM (KAi1n)

287 Alexandra Daddario???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2021 02:52 PM (axyOa)
Mmmmmhmmmmn
Casting her as Carla Gugino's daughter in San Andreas was perfect.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 02:53 PM (GbPPJ)

There can't be THAT many years distance between them, can there?

I volunteer to count their rings*.

*No, I'm not Armie Hammer, why do you ask.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 02:59 PM (oQ94s)

288
Willard-Mitt's Grandkids are trying to kill him for the inheritance. Those jump ropes and Lego obstacles didn't appear there by themselves.

Posted by: portlandon at March 02, 2021 02:59 PM (+oR7L)

289 Does Mittens have a tooomah?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 02, 2021 02:59 PM (W3XCo)

290 Alexandra Daddario. Because I hadn't thought about her in at least two weeks, I punched her name into the internet and out pops a video of her trying on dresses. No joke.

https://tinyurl.com/d2ksby4c

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 02:57 PM (29q5W)

You're a giver.

Ever feel like you're being desperately pandered to, and yet not care in the slightest?

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 02:59 PM (uEbPt)

291
Million to one shot, Doc!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 02, 2021 03:00 PM (RdgEl)

292 It's no secret that President Obama is an avid reader.

Please.

He reads comic books, maybe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 03:00 PM (YqDXo)

293
Sen. JOE MANCHIN , when asked Monday whether he'd ever change his mind on changing the supermajority rule, barked "NEVER!" in response. "JESUS CHRIST! What don't you understand about NEVER?!"
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You go Joe. Would that qualify as Shermanesque?

Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2021 03:00 PM (G0vdT)

294 It's no secret that President Obama is an avid reader.

First time I've seen "avid" as a synonym for gay porn.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2021 03:00 PM (y7DUB)

295 @Breaking911 9m

BREAKING: Texas Governor says statewide mask mandate ends March 10th & all businesses can reopen at 100% capacity

Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2021 03:00 PM (cF8AT)

296 295 @Breaking911 9m

BREAKING: Texas Governor says statewide mask mandate ends March 10th & all businesses can reopen at 100% capacity
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2021 03:00 PM (cF8AT)

========

Well that's nice for the Texans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

297 I slipped in the shower. Bounced my face, neck and shoulder off the wall, really, really hard. That fucking sucked all of the balls. I felt like a went a couple rounds with Holyfield after that one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2021 03:01 PM (sCTt7)

298 OMG everyone e in Texas is going to diiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee
- msm

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 02, 2021 03:02 PM (W3XCo)

299 298 OMG everyone e in Texas is going to diiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee
- msm
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 02, 2021 03:02 PM (W3XCo)

=========

Break out the sob stories of isolated people being hurt by this in Texas!

Bury the stories of tens of thousands of people dying in lockdown states!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

300 295. Amazing how far we have come since the election ended.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2021 03:03 PM (6/LtX)

301 Alexandra Daddario. Because I hadn't thought about her in at least two weeks, I punched her name into the internet and out pops a video of her trying on dresses. No joke.

https://tinyurl.com/d2ksby4c
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 02:57 PM (29q5W)

Dear GOD.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 03:03 PM (GbPPJ)

302 Dear GOD.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 03:03 PM (GbPPJ)

If there is one of these for Karen Gillan you won't see me for three weeks.

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 03:04 PM (uEbPt)

303 273 259 129 "OK, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen, and broken the fall with your face?"

I tripped going down some concrete steps on an outdoor trail once (I was trying to run down them, stupid!) and as I went down I remember doing everything I could to get my arms out in front of me. When I got to the bottom my first thought "oh thank God I didn't bust any teeth and kept my face safe!" Even though I broke one elbow and dislocated the other on the way down, I was still happy that they took the hit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2021 03:04 PM (trdmm)

304 Here in WA State, xis excellency Inlsee the 1st (All Honor to Xis Name) had halted all counties in place at Phase II.
Because...sheesh, well Hell, nobody seems to recall why anymore.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2021 03:04 PM (axyOa)

305
OMG everyone in Texas is going to diiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee
- msm

________

By now I don't care.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 02, 2021 03:05 PM (RdgEl)

306 I know I've said a lot of things publicly about how much I hate Mitt Romney right now, so I probably ought to make sure I have an alibi. Just like I did back with Harry Reid got beaten up by his exercise equipment. Know what I'm sayin'?

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 02, 2021 03:05 PM (lY4np)

307 257 Red State governors should step up and bring their Guardsmen home.

Posted by: Braenyard

Or send alot more

Posted by: Jean at March 02, 2021 03:05 PM (Xih1H)

308 @Breaking911 9m

BREAKING: Texas Governor says statewide mask mandate ends March 10th & all businesses can reopen at 100% capacity
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2021 03:00 PM (cF8AT)

The benefits of having Elon Musk and Joe Rogan move to your state.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 03:05 PM (oQ94s)

309 >
Alexandra Daddario. Because I hadn't thought about her in at least
two weeks, I punched her name into the internet and out pops a video of
her trying on dresses. No joke.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 02:57 PM (29q5W)

Dear GOD.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 03:03 PM (GbPPJ)

I agree completely. Ermagerd.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 02, 2021 03:06 PM (sjdRT)

310 Any word from the MSM that the Biden open border policy has led to death of immigrant children in that SUV cash? Or is this still Trumps fault?

This story seems to have leaked out by mistake. I expect it to be smothered by tomorrow.

Posted by: Ripley at March 02, 2021 03:06 PM (MxEKc)

311 Legos.

They're made by wypipo.

Posted by: aelfheld at March 02, 2021 03:06 PM (Zy9Yy)

312 Here in WA State, xis excellency Inlsee the 1st (All Honor to Xis Name) had halted all counties in place at Phase II.
Because...sheesh, well Hell, nobody seems to recall why anymore.

SCIENCE!

Posted by: The old guy in that Thomas Dolby video at March 02, 2021 03:06 PM (FQWHA)

313 BREAKING: Texas Governor says statewide mask mandate ends March 10th & all businesses can reopen at 100% capacity
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2021 03:00 PM (cF8AT)

Daughter of Diogenes #1 selected the perfect time to move to Texas. Smart kid.
Takes after her mom.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2021 03:06 PM (axyOa)

314 Did the TX governor also say that there is no evidence - none, zero, nada, bupkis - that "masks" or any of the other destructive "interventions" made any difference, saved a single life? (just as a century of research and observation have indicated prior to all this)

Just kidding.

Note - the enormous, unimaginable investment in this idiocy, and the responsibility for the pointless harm it has caused, is so great that "public health" and "epidemiology" (at least as far as most will hear about it) will absolutely be lyesenkoized 100%, no accounting for this self-inflicted catastrophe will ever happen.

And given the apparent practical IQ of the American people now, most people will walk around thinking that all of the damaging kabuki was actually something useful, and will not bat an eye the next time such stupidity is inflicted on the society.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2021 03:06 PM (OTzUX)

315 First rule of sissyfight club, is that you do not talk about sissyfight club.

Posted by: Mittbot at March 02, 2021 03:06 PM (KnJdm)

316 BREAKING: Texas Governor says statewide mask mandate ends March 10th & all businesses can reopen at 100% capacity
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2021 03:00 PM (cF8AT)

I NEVER HAVE worn the stupid mask. So I must be some kind of influencer, like Brittany.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2021 03:07 PM (o2MD2)

317 Maybe we could take up a collection to buy him a get well soon card. Here, I'll throw in this ball of pocket lint to get the pool going.

Oh, who am I kidding. I don't have pants on.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2021 03:07 PM (F0YaR)

318 In East Texas, Covid has been over for a while. The state still shows some big numbers, but all of those are the mexican population down in the Rio Grande Valley and Mexico. AND anyone who gets sick within 100 miles of the border on the Mexican side comes over and gets put in a US hospital, so it makes the numbers look a lot higher.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2021 03:07 PM (trdmm)

319
Or send alot more

Posted by: Jean at March 02, 2021 03:05 PM

Including their Bradleys and Tanks.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2021 03:08 PM (axyOa)

320 ha ha

Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at March 02, 2021 03:09 PM (XEaSF)

321 I was just notified that I have a wedding to attend in western SD the last weekend of Oct. Any morons out that way?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 02, 2021 03:09 PM (sjdRT)

322 Alexandra Daddario. Because I hadn't thought about her in at least two weeks, I punched her name into the internet and out pops a video of her trying on dresses. No joke.

https://tinyurl.com/d2ksby4c
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That is way too much self.

Stay away.

Posted by: older and wiser at March 02, 2021 03:10 PM (HO916)

323 Romney's grandkids are part of the January 6 crowd? Who knew?

Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 02, 2021 03:10 PM (hKi6n)

324 That is way too much self.

Stay away.

Posted by: older and wiser at March 02, 2021 03:10 PM (HO916)

I'd put her on lockdown, IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 03:10 PM (KnJdm)

325 In other words, Romney is safer at the Capital than at his grandkid's place. LOL.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 02, 2021 03:11 PM (hKi6n)

326 Gov. Greg Abbott is rescinding statewide face mask orders and reopening all businesses starting next Wednesday.�
Abbott made the announcement Tuesday afternoon, saying that any type of business is allowed to reopen 100%.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 03:11 PM (hgso/)

327 Trump endorses Senator Tim Scott for reelection (link from Rantingly no worky).

Someone needs to tune up Trump's RINO detector.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 02, 2021 03:11 PM (7ASlB)

328 back with Harry Reid got beaten up by his exercise equipment.

I'd like to personally thank the armbreakers who tuned that cocksucker up. I trust it was a fun beating.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2021 03:11 PM (y7DUB)

329 Oh, who am I kidding. I don't have pants on.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2021 03:07 PM (F0YaR)

So, belly button lint...or...dingle berries?

Posted by: BifBewalski -impressed with your dedication at March 02, 2021 03:11 PM (VcFUs)

330 >Abbott made the announcement Tuesday afternoon, saying that any type of business is allowed to reopen 100%.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 03:11 PM (hgso/)

Strip clubs?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 02, 2021 03:11 PM (sjdRT)

331 BREAKING: Texas Governor says statewide mask mandate ends March 10th & all businesses can reopen at 100% capacity

I wonder why March 10th. It's not like it's something everyone has to prepare for except to tear down the stupid signs. He could have said "...startinggggg (*looks at watch*) NOW!"

Posted by: Oddbob at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (qc+VF)

332 317 Maybe we could take up a collection to buy him a get well soon card.
Here, I'll throw in this ball of pocket lint to get the pool going.

Oh, who am I kidding. I don't have pants on.
so... we can put you down for some belly-button lint?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (sGtp+)

333 Did his grandkids hit him with a fire extinguisher? Ask Christopher Wray.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (hKi6n)

334
Active cases in Brazoria County have fallen by half over the last couple of weeks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (RdgEl)

335 People who make useless videos of themselves doing nothing in particular live in a world that revolves around themselves. They are toxic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (o2MD2)

336 The person in the car next to me (employee parking lot) is listening to Queen, one of the worst most overrated bands in the history of recorded music.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (Lo4FE)

337 Trump endorses Senator Tim Scott for reelection (link from Rantingly no worky).

Someone needs to tune up Trump's RINO detector.
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 02, 2021 03:11 PM (7ASlB)

Ugh.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (y7DUB)

338 BREAKING: Texas Governor says statewide mask mandate ends March 10th & all businesses can reopen at 100% capacity
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2021 03:00 PM

*looks around*

*sees Massachusetts*

*kicks rock*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 03:13 PM (zExdh)

339 I wonder why March 10th. It's not like it's something everyone has to prepare for except to tear down the stupid signs. He could have said "...startinggggg (*looks at watch*) NOW!"
=====

So that there is time for the numbers to rise and he can say, "Yeah, about that..."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 02, 2021 03:13 PM (Zvkxu)

340 People who make useless videos of themselves doing nothing in particular live in a world that revolves around themselves. They are toxic.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (o2MD2)

Oh for the love of all the fucks.

She's an actress. This is pure marketing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 03:13 PM (GbPPJ)

341
Whoever beat the fuck out of this guy has my envy. How cool that must have been. I hope the guy pistol-whipped him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2021 03:13 PM (sCTt7)

342 327 Trump is acutely aware of being accused as racist and doesn't do endorsements in a race where his pick cannot win--so no way he doesn't endorse a Tim Scott who would probably win in SC regardless.

Posted by: whig at March 02, 2021 03:13 PM (pO7gM)

343 Abbott made the announcement Tuesday afternoon, saying that any type of business is allowed to reopen 100%.
Posted by: rickb223

Are public schools opening, too, so people can go to work without leaving their kids at home alone?

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2021 03:13 PM (P1f+c)

344 People who make useless videos of themselves doing nothing in particular live in a world that revolves around themselves. They are toxic.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (o2MD2)

***

Malignant Narcissists

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 02, 2021 03:13 PM (flINI)

345 340 Oh for the love of all the fucks.

She's an actress. This is pure marketing.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 03:13 PM (GbPPJ)

========

Yeah, I think she loves all the fucks, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

346 >People who make useless videos of themselves doing
nothing in particular live in a world that revolves around themselves.
They are toxic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (o2MD2)

I'm willing to make an exception in her case. If I can get there before Vertically Challenged Malevolence.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 02, 2021 03:13 PM (sjdRT)

347 Dear GOD.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 03:03 PM (GbPPJ)

I agree completely. Ermagerd.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 02, 2021 03:06 PM (sjdRT)

The celebrity equivalent of a five-tool player.

Those eyes are otherworldly.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 03:13 PM (oQ94s)

348 331 BREAKING: Texas Governor says statewide mask mandate ends March 10th & all businesses can reopen at 100% capacity
I wonder why March 10th. It's not like it's something everyone has to prepare for except to tear down the stupid signs. He could have said "...startinggggg (*looks at watch*) NOW!"
Posted by: Oddbob at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (qc+VF)

Wednesday night church services, and gatherings.

Posted by: BifBewalski -this is the bible belt at March 02, 2021 03:14 PM (VcFUs)

349 People who make useless videos of themselves doing nothing in particular live in a world that revolves around themselves. They are toxic.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (o2MD2)

Malignant Narcissists
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 02, 2021 03:13 PM (flINI)

And those elbows....

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 03:15 PM (oQ94s)

350 So Mormon mafia? Harry Reid then Mittens? Who in The Church of LDS has a grudge on both men?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 02, 2021 03:15 PM (6Pqz7)

351 People who make useless videos of themselves doing nothing in particular live in a world that revolves around themselves. They are toxic.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (o2MD2)

This is why you use the mute button when the useless video is about haet chicks.

Posted by: tbodie at March 02, 2021 03:15 PM (ovir2)

352 People who make useless videos of themselves doing nothing in particular live in a world that revolves around themselves. They are toxic.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (o2MD2)

Oh for the love of all the fucks.

She's an actress. This is pure marketing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 03:13 PM

This.
Keeping in the public eye in some way.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2021 03:15 PM (axyOa)

353 Carrie Underwood (who is married to a pro hockey player ) once suffered severe injuries to her face because she "fell down the porch steps"

Equally as believable

Posted by: artemis at March 02, 2021 03:15 PM (AwPyG)

354 Good for Texas!
I expect the communist sodomite governor of Colorado will wait until other states follow suit to decide what he will do. Gutless buggerer that he is.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 02, 2021 03:15 PM (Lo4FE)

355 Are public schools opening, too, so people can go to work without leaving their kids at home alone?
Posted by: mikeski

No idea. But people have a week to figure it out.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 03:15 PM (hgso/)

356 It is so weird that the number of new Covid cases has dropped precipitously since the CDC randomly decided to adjust the cutoff for a "positive" test. I am sure it had nothing to do with making it appear that some policy of Biden's cured covid. But that is exactly what the story will be. Biden cured covid. It was all him. If not for his quick action and bold policy, we would be living with this menace for decades.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 02, 2021 03:15 PM (4+MtS)

357 336 DB, you will get a reaction out of that post.

Queen did fine on harmonies, May is a great guitarist, they had some great songs, but something about F. Mercury put me off.

Then again, I never liked British glam rock mega rock groups much anyway.

Posted by: whig at March 02, 2021 03:16 PM (pO7gM)

358 335 People who make useless videos of themselves doing nothing in particular live in a world that revolves around themselves. They are toxic.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (o2MD2)

There is a short film about that: https://youtu.be/krkk8eyx-lU

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 02, 2021 03:16 PM (olsDL)

359 304 Here in WA State, xis excellency Inlsee the 1st (All Honor to Xis Name) had halted all counties in place at Phase II.
Because...sheesh, well Hell, nobody seems to recall why anymore.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2021 03:04 PM (axyOa)

All Hail Lord Inslee!

Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 02, 2021 03:16 PM (hKi6n)

360 His first words after gaining consciousness ..

CORONET BLUE

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 02, 2021 03:16 PM (7X3lL)

361 356 It is so weird that the number of new Covid cases has dropped precipitously since the CDC randomly decided to adjust the cutoff for a "positive" test. I am sure it had nothing to do with making it appear that some policy of Biden's cured covid. But that is exactly what the story will be. Biden cured covid. It was all him. If not for his quick action and bold policy, we would be living with this menace for decades.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 02, 2021 03:15 PM (4+MtS)

==========

Bets on the CDC changing the requirements again come next flu season?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

362 Mittrosexual proclivities cause black eyes.

Posted by: portlandon at March 02, 2021 03:16 PM (+oR7L)

363 Grandkid probably smacked him in the face with a Tonka truck while he was sleeping on the couch.

Posted by: dartist at March 02, 2021 03:16 PM (+ya+t)

364 The world is running out of sand - and there's a black market for it now

If you're planning a beach vacation, you'd better get to it soon. An alarming statistic for you: 67% of Southern California beaches? GONE by 2100. All because of sand.

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 02, 2021 03:16 PM (7X3lL)

365

Salt Lake City is notorious for its underground gay rough trade scene.

Some leather bear (or bears) beat the shit out of him...

Posted by: Don LeMonparty at March 02, 2021 03:17 PM (iDmLS)

366 BREAKING: Texas Governor says statewide mask mandate ends March 10th & all businesses can reopen at 100% capacity

I wonder why March 10th. It's not like it's something everyone has to prepare for except to tear down the stupid signs. He could have said "...startinggggg (*looks at watch*) NOW!"
Posted by: Oddbob

It gives everyone a week to figure shit out.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 03:17 PM (hgso/)

367 This is pure marketing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 02, 2021 03:13 PM (GbPPJ)

Not bad with the volume off and skipping around. And I hear now . . . that . . . she has . . . eyes?

Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 03:17 PM (KnJdm)

368 The person in the car next to me (employee parking lot) is listening to Queen, one of the worst most overrated bands in the history of recorded music.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 02, 2021 03:12 PM (Lo4FE)

Maybe. But Queen is still the champions.

Posted by: tbodie at March 02, 2021 03:17 PM (ovir2)

369 Blue Horshoe Loves Election Steel
- Mitt Romney

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2021 03:17 PM (r+sAi)

370 350 Reid did not run for reelection after the event and maybe Mitt won't either.

Posted by: whig at March 02, 2021 03:17 PM (pO7gM)

371 So what's next on the war front? Drone War

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 02, 2021 03:18 PM (XQrJ9)

372 Whig,
Just my opinion, FWIW

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 02, 2021 03:18 PM (Lo4FE)

373 355 Are public schools opening, too, so people can go to work without leaving their kids at home alone?
Posted by: mikeski
No idea. But people have a week to figure it out.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 03:15 PM (hgso/)

They are here in North Alabama, Madison County and Huntsville city schools are all open for full student attendance. The unions have been pretty quiet about it too.

Posted by: BifBewalski - we'll see how this works out. at March 02, 2021 03:18 PM (VcFUs)

374 NOOD

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2021 03:18 PM (dfRN6)

375 If I were the enforcer sent to work Romney over, I'd tell the boss that I'd long considered this a personal and professional goal, that it was developing me as an enforcer and enriching me holistically, and that this shakedown and the next one were gratis, on the house, as my sincere thanks for the opportunity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2021 03:19 PM (sCTt7)

376 "People who make useless videos of themselves doing
nothing in particular live in a world that revolves around themselves.
They are toxic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec"

Sounds like just about all reality TV

Posted by: Ripley at March 02, 2021 03:19 PM (MxEKc)

377 It's not about the nail:
https://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2021 03:20 PM (Jsjd7)

378 "ends March 10th...."

Oh, there's gonna be some drinkin' and some general hootenanny going on.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 02, 2021 03:20 PM (AD3JT)

379 372 DB, no problems. As I said, I like some of their songs enough to not turn off the radio but as a group I would never buy their stuff. I can recognize why other people like them and so folks around here apparently adore them.

Posted by: whig at March 02, 2021 03:24 PM (pO7gM)

380 That Daddario chick has a nice rack, but CRAZY blue eyes

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2021 03:26 PM (HrMC1)

381 I hear OKI is opening up soon also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2021 03:27 PM (85Gof)

382 .
.
.
Brigham Young Ordered The Code Red!!!!

Posted by: Colonel Jessup at March 02, 2021 03:29 PM (BDQo0)

383 Governor Ironsides did that? Wow.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 03:34 PM (Bmy3R)

384 Unfortunately, he regained consciousness.

Posted by: rcocean at March 02, 2021 03:37 PM (evE25)

385 Mitt Romney is now joking about how much he's hated by Conservatives. After telling them in 2018 how Conservative he was. And telling them in 2012 and 2008 that he was "Severely conservative"

Were there ever two bigger Republican liars than McCain and Romney?

Posted by: rcocean at March 02, 2021 03:38 PM (evE25)

386 Alexandra Daddario, you should have warned us that wasn't nude

Posted by: Jean at March 02, 2021 03:38 PM (Xih1H)

387 Hoping it was someone with a left hook

Joe Frasier in his prime would be nice...just saying.

Posted by: Paladin at March 02, 2021 03:39 PM (KX5Wh)

388 Romney is the closest a man with kids can get to being a Homosexual. He always gives off a Gay vibe. Maybe its just the Ken Doll look.

Posted by: rcocean at March 02, 2021 03:40 PM (evE25)

389 Wonder what the warning was for. He's already pretty far left.

Posted by: AMartel at March 02, 2021 04:03 PM (WWgnZ)

390 Regarding that ass back stabbing treasonous pos Romney, is the falling on your face stun a thing with Mormons or what?

Posted by: Floridachick keep praying and MAGA on at March 02, 2021 04:06 PM (0XeEJ)

391 Love how the "severe" conservative throws CPAC under the bus in his failed attempt at a joke. This man.

Posted by: NAB at March 02, 2021 04:09 PM (3sHsl)

392 Candy Cowley punched him out again.

Posted by: dude1394 at March 02, 2021 05:34 PM (3exmE)

393 He's 73 years old. I'm guessing a TIA - transient ischemic attack - or mini-stroke.

Posted by: Art Deco at March 02, 2021 06:49 PM (1BrBu)

394 Was a rubber exercise band also sucking his dick in a playground? My money is on YES.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 02, 2021 07:14 PM (+1hvJ)

395 Mitt Romney Has An 84% Approval Rating With Utah Democrats
https://t.co/qBHptvfM2e?amp=1

Republican Utah Sen. Mitt Romney has an impressive 84 percent approval rating among Utah Democrats, more than double his approval rating among the state's Republican voters.

Romney faces a 64 percent disapproval rating among Republicans in his home state. Right leaning voters there favored Trump more heavily than either Romney or Republican Utah Sen. Mike Lee, according to a poll in October.

Pollsters say Romney may have an easier time with Republican voters now that President Joe Biden is in office.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at March 02, 2021 08:08 PM (FBrfY)

396 My bet is Romney got in the way of one of Obama's pelvic thrusts.

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