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Horse plays with his squeaky rubber chicken. (H/t to YIKES.)
More fun, maybe, with rubber chicken toys. Adorable baby otter puffball tries in frustration to roll down a dock to get back to his mother, who's in the water beside the dock. The ultimate squirrel-proof bird feeder -- an American Ninja style gauntlet of obstacles to stop a squirrel from getting the bird seed. Rescuing a frightened blind squirrel. Definitely not a bunch of micro-bats. Baby cow and piglet are bestest buddies. Pretty cute! Cute dog-and-cat-make-friends video.— Kenny Posting His L’s Online (@Buckeye_Kenny) February 22, 2021
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Common Tater at February 23, 2021 07:38 PM (XUnia)
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Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 23, 2021 07:47 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 23, 2021 07:47 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 07:48 PM (ZGqTO)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 23, 2021 07:49 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2021 07:49 PM (yA9R3)
Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 23, 2021 07:50 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 07:50 PM (arJlL)
Gonna be yuge.
Posted by: Lindshey Grahamnesty at February 23, 2021 07:51 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 07:51 PM (ZGqTO)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 07:51 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 23, 2021 07:52 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 23, 2021 07:52 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 07:53 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 07:53 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 07:54 PM (ZGqTO)
Posted by: CN thinks Biden is greater than the Beatles IYKWIMAITYD at February 23, 2021 07:54 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 07:54 PM (JVwaY)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 07:54 PM (arJlL)
Gonna be yuge.
Posted by: Lindshey Grahamnesty at February 23, 2021 07:51 PM (sWM8x)
Well, everything looks bigger on TV...
Posted by: Duh Left Media at February 23, 2021 07:54 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2021 07:54 PM (yA9R3)
I hate youtubers like Mark Rober.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 07:55 PM (IMmp5)
The guy was shocked because he was just wanting to smoke a cigarette. They laughed it out and everything was okay after a few rounds on my friend, but still a great story.
Two nations separated by a common language.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 07:55 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 07:48 PM (ZGqTO)
Trigger???? Woods????
Duck Season!
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2021 07:56 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Ben Had
I saw that; thank you.
A LOT of people DON'T ! (HINT - HINT !)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 07:56 PM (arJlL)
Ben Shapiro has no dick. This is my medical opinion. As he's mentioned over a billion times, I am a doctor.
Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Wife at February 23, 2021 07:56 PM (0WKYs)
You go first, Bitch.
This non-sequiter, after the leftists get their propaganda machine spooled up calling everyone in the military "white supremacists".
Tough to know who is more toxic, and stupid. R or D?
Posted by: Common Tater at February 23, 2021 07:56 PM (XUnia)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 07:56 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 07:56 PM (JVwaY)
Daffy Duck IS black. So is Bugs a White Racist for doing the Duck Season, Rabbit Season bit?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2021 07:56 PM (oHd/0)
The bird feeders that spin around and make the squirrels hang on with their little front paws for dear life are the best.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 07:57 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 07:57 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 23, 2021 07:57 PM (B94oO)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 23, 2021 07:57 PM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 07:57 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 07:57 PM (JVwaY)
https://tinyurl.com/2te2e3eb
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at February 23, 2021 07:57 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2021 07:57 PM (Cxk7w)
https://bit.ly/3bEgNDQ
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 07:58 PM (YYlyE)
Daffy Duck IS black. So is Bugs a White Racist for doing the Duck Season, Rabbit Season bit?
Posted by: Romeo13
Craig Ferguson calls him Daffy Dook.
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 07:58 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 07:58 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2021 07:58 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 23, 2021 07:57 PM (49Dnm)
I approve of this outburst.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 23, 2021 07:58 PM (sy5kK)
Is asshole a racist worr?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 23, 2021 07:58 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2021 07:58 PM (kTF2Z)
Tough to know who is more toxic, and stupid. R or D?
Posted by: Common Tater at February 23, 2021 07:56 PM (XUnia)
Easy, R is more stupid. Did the GOP investigate the sources of the BLM riots? Or antifa Alcoff's relationship with da donks?
There's no comparison. GOPe is stupid and evil, donks are cagey and evil.
Posted by: CN thinks Biden is greater than the Beatles IYKWIMAITYD at February 23, 2021 07:59 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 23, 2021 07:58 PM (lgiXo)
Drat you sutocorrect
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 23, 2021 07:59 PM (lgiXo)
*
I believe it.
Native Hawaiians are racist as shit.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 07:59 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 08:00 PM (JVwaY)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
The Pensacola Museum is not to be missed. It is worth the trip all by itself.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2021 08:00 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 08:00 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:00 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2021 08:01 PM (QeSol)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2021 07:57 PM (Cxk7w)
That's how they lure you in.
Posted by: 4 at February 23, 2021 08:01 PM (KnJdm)
Ben Shapiro pleasures his wife with Facts and Logic and her boyfriend, but mostly her boyfriend.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:01 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 08:01 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 08:01 PM (90cx5)
Got a story on that Dauntless. Visited there in 2010 and docent related they just had a vet visit and say he flew that plane, yep that BuNo was in the guy's logbook. So they let him sit in the plane again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 08:01 PM (ZGqTO)
Of course, like every other thing Obama ever said about his life, that's another lie.
But pretend for a moment that Obama was capable of providing a biographical detail that isn't wholly fabricated.
Can you imagine being the kinda pussy that gets beat up by a mincing fairy like that?
Nope, nevermind. It defies belief. Must be one of those composite beating victims. He probably lives in Canada.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2021 08:01 PM (0WKYs)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 08:00 PM (JVwaY)
Praise God, Ben Had.
About 25 percent of the snow in my yard melted today.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:02 PM (TdMsT)
THEM DAWGS IS HELL DON'T THEY
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 08:02 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:02 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2021 08:02 PM (yA9R3)
I'm glad he's okay, and his accident *does* warrant coverage.
But, it bugs me a little that in the MSM's eyes, it warrants this much attention. IMHO it does not.
I also wonder about the actual on-the-ground response. Let's imagine that you had a life-threatening accident in the same area of LA county, right at the same time as Tiger did. Would you still get, or be likely to get, good attention?
(I shudder to think of what will happen to anyone else who has a medical emergency in Chappaqua, the day that Hillary expires.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2021 08:02 PM (L2ZTs)
You go first, Bitch.
As much as I have no stomach for Ms. Cheney, I also have no stomach for isolationism. I don't get the need some people have for America to become a whiny, toothless nation. (Often the same people who bitch bitch bitch about China are the same people who ache for them to become the world hegemon, so long as America is rendered nice and whiny and toothless.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 23, 2021 08:02 PM (49Dnm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 08:02 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:02 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 08:03 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2021 08:03 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist
I know that.
I'm not senile.
yet.
Thank you Lucy.
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 08:03 PM (arJlL)
I'll bet my left nut that Tiger Woods never wanted to be a pro golfer.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:03 PM (IMmp5)
I'm in a deep funk these days. Ugh. I'll snap out of it though. Always do.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2021 08:02 PM (yA9R3)
When you are in a funk, call me!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: CN thinks Biden is greater than the Beatles IYKWIMAITYD at February 23, 2021 08:03 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Missing Persons at February 23, 2021 08:03 PM (49Dnm)
Slapped. Barry looks like a slapper. We all saw that pitch. Anyone who throws a baseball that badly can't throw a punch.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 08:04 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 08:04 PM (1+b9Z)
Because as we ALL no, NOBODY walks in L.A.
Posted by: Missing Persons at February 23, 2021 08:03 PM (49Dnm)
They live and die in L.A.
Posted by: 4 at February 23, 2021 08:04 PM (KnJdm)
OTOH... he's continued to work for quite some time at it, long after his father couldn't force him to.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2021 08:05 PM (L2ZTs)
I'll bet my left nut that Tiger Woods never wanted to be a pro golfer.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:03 PM (IMmp5)
So, why did he become one, or why did he not retire LONG ago if this were the case? (An interesting theory.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 23, 2021 08:05 PM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2021 08:05 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: turambar at February 23, 2021 08:05 PM (Gylu/)
Slapped. Barry looks like a slapper. We all saw that pitch. Anyone who throws a baseball that badly can't throw a punch.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 08:04 PM (YYlyE)
I saw that pitch. I'm an old lady but I do believe I could throw a pitch better than Barry.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Long gpCoin at February 23, 2021 08:05 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 23, 2021 08:06 PM (B94oO)
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 08:06 PM (+ya+t)
He also really really likes sex.
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:06 PM (icI8A)
I bet Barry has hit a woman before.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 08:03 PM (1+b9Z)
------
Nah.
It's like when that girl claimed Johnny Depp beat her ass.
Of course that turned out to be fake. As soon as I heard it, I looked up a photo of her and said "she's not a wheelchair bound octogenarian. Depp never coulda outfought her."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2021 08:06 PM (0WKYs)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:06 PM (IMmp5)
btw, twitter took down Steven Crowder's voter fraud vid on account he "violated" a "rule."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:06 PM (IMmp5)
So, he told the truth?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 08:07 PM (rdbLX)
Slapped. Barry looks like a slapper. We all saw that pitch. Anyone who throws a baseball that badly can't throw a punch.
Posted by: bonhomme
I know he didn't slap Mooch.
She'd whap him into unconsciousness with her schlong.
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 08:07 PM (arJlL)
So, why did he become one, or why did he not retire LONG ago if this were the case? (An interesting theory.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Yeah, his dad was basically molding him from birth to be the world's greatest golfer. I imagine Tiger may resent it at times, but since he did actually become the best, I feel like he learned to enjoy it.
He also really really likes sex.
Posted by: Broseidon
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:07 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: turambar at February 23, 2021 08:08 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 08:08 PM (JVwaY)
Posted by: Farmer at February 23, 2021 08:08 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Long gpCoin at February 23, 2021 08:09 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist
"Call me, when you have no class"
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 08:09 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:06 PM (IMmp5)
So, he told the truth?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Well, we'll have NONE of that here!
Posted by: Jack Dorsey, and I have a tiny dick at February 23, 2021 08:09 PM (tjZg/)
Did Tiger Woods have a choice to golf?
No.
What else could Tiger Woods do as an adult?
Nothing.
Tiger Woods was already an accomplished golfer before he was an adult, with this pops controlling his life.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:09 PM (IMmp5)
Saturn wants to make everything a horse. Venus is flamboyant and her feud with Mercury is fun as she creates the Secretary bird to deal with Mercury's snakes. Pluto is the odd one with her designs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 08:10 PM (ZGqTO)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson can feel it in the air tonight at February 23, 2021 08:10 PM (TB6gx)
https://tinyurl.com/5ejnn4wx
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at February 23, 2021 08:10 PM (CXbSV)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 08:10 PM (arJlL)
Winning feels really good. I won one stupid Jeopardy game and haven't shut up about it since.
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:10 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 08:10 PM (JVwaY)
Posted by: Farmer
Get out the SPF 30, stat!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 08:10 PM (tjZg/)
I really don't care about Tiger Woods or his golf career or his mental health. All I'm saying is it's not shocking he's self destructing.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:11 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: Seems legit at February 23, 2021 08:11 PM (FMoYW)
Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at February 23, 2021 08:11 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:12 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
Like Col. Parker !
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 08:12 PM (arJlL)
Why hasn't Tiger retired? Well, he's a legitimate icon, one of the most famous people in the world, makes an assload of money and, maybe most importantly, has proven (at least a couple years ago) that he can still win.
Posted by: Broseidon
And Tiger really, really, really likes the Sex.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:12 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: turambar at February 23, 2021 08:12 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 08:12 PM (RMkLE)
Posted by: Ben Had
Allen West running against Greg Abbott? That would be a little unfair.
I mean, Abbott is in a wheelchair. He really can't run, can he?
Or....is this about politics?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 08:12 PM (tjZg/)
Yeah, like Col. Parker and Elvis!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:13 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:13 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:13 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: mr wizard at February 23, 2021 08:13 PM (g741k)
I'll bet my left nut that Tiger Woods never wanted to be a pro golfer.
You'd lose your left nut then.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 23, 2021 08:14 PM (45ORV)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:14 PM (icI8A)
can put the battery charger away. Think I had to jump the car 4-5 times,
that sux in that weather and the damn thing is only a year old.
--------
Brand new battery for me died from sitting too long. Put a trickle charger on it through all the cold and after 3 weeks popped right over.
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 08:14 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Broseidon
Golfers don't retire is the real reason.
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:15 PM (2DOZq)
It got up to 46 here.
The new cat is still hiding behind the drier and all I've seen of him today is his tail.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 08:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
And ... If that's what she was really talking about, you might have a point.
Never accept the premise of a leftist. Because it's bullshit.
The corrolary is never accept the premise from a GOPe, for the same reason.
Otherwise we end up in never ending wars in overseas shitholes that nobody can find on a map, much less articulate a compelling national interest in getting involved. 20+ years in Afghanistan.
What does "Victory" look like? What are US troops doing there? See where I'm goin' with that? It is insanity.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 23, 2021 08:15 PM (XUnia)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:12 PM (IMmp5)
Who doesn't?
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 23, 2021 08:15 PM (Cmo8b)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 08:15 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
You would too if you weren't always fucking monkeys.
How many times have you said, " I hate fucking monkeys" ????
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 08:16 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:12 PM (IMmp5)
Tiger had a smoke show wife and was on top of the world. Richer than snot.
And even that wasn't enough for him. He just had to bang strange.
Just proves the old Eddie Murphy adage. Men with saltine crackers want a Ritz. Men with Ritz crackers want a saltine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 08:16 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 08:16 PM (ZGqTO)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 08:16 PM (JVwaY)
yeah, since golfing is the #1 thing to do when one is retired, how would Tiger Woods retire from golfing?
He might as well compete if he's gonna still play golf.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:16 PM (IMmp5)
Water is back on here. There was another leak, mercifully over the garage in a line going to an outside hose bib. Plumbing supplies are getting scarce, so the plumber just capped it off.
On tonight's agenda: a two-hour shower.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2021 08:16 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 08:17 PM (ZGqTO)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:12 PM (IMmp5)
Who doesn't?
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:15 PM (TdMsT
Brian Stelter
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 08:17 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:15 PM (2DOZq)"
True they just transition to the Senior circuit. But would he have retired if it was a different sport? Brady hasn't yet. Federer hasn't yet.
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:17 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:17 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:17 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:15 PM (TdMsT)
That's the spirit!
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 23, 2021 08:17 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:14 PM (icI8A)
Good luck, Broseidon!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:17 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 23, 2021 08:18 PM (45ORV)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
Who doesn't?
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist
*Ahem.*
Posted by: The Shakers at February 23, 2021 08:18 PM (Rvt88)
He might as well compete if he's gonna still play golf.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:16 PM (IMmp5)
True. Where do professional poker players go when they want to get away from the wife?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 23, 2021 08:18 PM (lgiXo)
prn
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:18 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 08:18 PM (JVwaY)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 23, 2021 08:18 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 08:18 PM (arJlL)
He could have dressed like Huggy Bear , got one of those golf carts like Snoop Doggy Dog and have a bevy of ho's toting his bag around the course. He could have busted a large fro and got some grillin on and it would have been lit.....would have made for great PGA TV.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2021 08:19 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Well, he has the voice for it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 08:19 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes
Your charm and warmth will coax him out soon.
Or is this some kind of code phrase, like "The chair is against the wall"?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 08:19 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:19 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:19 PM (2DOZq)
https://tinyurl.com/8bxczxs
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 08:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Took six months before I could take a few halting steps without crutches. Another full year in a "boot", and had to keep that handy for *another* full year, because some days, it was VERY necessary to have the extra support.
Took over two years to remove the limp from my gait. No matter how good his rehab, I don't think Tiger is gonna be tournament ready anywhere inside a year.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2021 08:20 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 23, 2021 08:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes
Your charm and warmth will coax him out soon.
Or is this some kind of code phrase, like "The chair is against the wall"?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 08:19 PM (tjZg/) "
LOL !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 08:21 PM (AKJpt)
Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at February 23, 2021 08:21 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:19 PM (2DOZq)"
You can't expect a man to have a model wife and 10 porn star mistresses and not still need a lil something more, like say the waitress at the local Perkins.
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:21 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 23, 2021 08:21 PM (B94oO)
In my case it's something I got over. But when I was a kid my mother taught me that basically every food that was a minute after its "date", or hadn't been in the fridge for an hour, or could not be traced with a date, or had been open in the fridge for more than two days, had immediately turned to deadly poison.
I mean it's better to be safe than sorry but I had too many years as an adult to count before learning that's rubbish. Took me a while to bang that one on the head.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 08:21 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:21 PM (4Jold)
She's made soups lately, ham & bean and a greek chicken soup. Perfect for this weather.
Posted by: Farmer at February 23, 2021 08:22 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:22 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist
AHA !
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 08:18 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 08:23 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 08:23 PM (ZGqTO)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 08:23 PM (AKJpt)
Posted by: ...
I am the King of turning off lights. If you leave the room, even for a moment, to go to the bathroom for example, I'll turn off the lights because 'no one is in the room'.
Thanks Dad
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2021 08:24 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 08:24 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2021 08:20 PM (QzJWU)"
Very similar to my injuries from my car crash at 17 - broken right femur, shattered left ankle, and torn ligaments in my left foot. It's been over 16 years and I still got phantom pains with my left foot occasionally.
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:24 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 08:23 PM (AKJpt)
Depends on the half. If you have bacon, who needs soup?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:24 PM (lmikk)
I'm in a deep funk these days. Ugh. I'll snap out of it though. Always do.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2021 08:02 PM (yA9R3)
When you are in a funk, call me!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:03 PM (TdMsT)
Okay, well, funk is okay, so long as it's GOOD funk, like Funkadelic, and goes nicely with either a pitcher of martinis or perhaps a nice bottle of Prosecco.
Get yer funk on, honey, and you will feel much better. At least for the evening.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:24 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: ...
shooting it until it quits trying to get up
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:25 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:19 PM (2DOZq)"
You can't expect a man to have a model wife and 10 porn star mistresses and not still need a lil something more, like say the waitress at the local Perkins.
Posted by: Broseidon
Just think how many times he said "No". Tiger is actually pretty virtuous, when you consider how many times he was tempted and yet, DIDN'T have sex with just any woman.
I mean, some dopey, ugly married guy who strays ONCE is a pig, because that was his ONLY chance to get some strange, and he took it.
This was lifted (a little) from Ron White's "A Little Unprofessional". All praise Ron White, aka "tatersalad".
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 08:25 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2021 08:20 PM (QzJWU)"
Very similar to my injuries from my car crash at 17 - broken right femur, shattered left ankle, and torn ligaments in my left foot. It's been over 16 years and I still got phantom pains with my left foot occasionally.
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:24 PM (icI8A)
GUYS: Don't do that. It hurts.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:25 PM (okGHj)
I hope all of y'all have had a good day. And that fellow Texans here have power and water.
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 23, 2021 08:25 PM (DEQ2g)
Took over two years to remove the limp from my gait. No matter how good his rehab, I don't think Tiger is gonna be tournament ready anywhere inside a year.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2021 08:20 PM (QzJWU)
Holy cow, Jim. I didn't know you were in a serious accident.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2021 08:25 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: n
1. no shit?
2. never give the satisfaction of knowing they got to you.
3.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:26 PM (4Jold)
In my case it's something I got over. But when I was a kid my mother taught me that basically every food that was a minute after its "date", or hadn't been in the fridge for an hour, or could not be traced with a date, or had been open in the fridge for more than two days, had immediately turned to deadly poison.
Posted by: ...
Yeah, kids are very impressionable. A Directive from the parental figure becomes engrained on our brain.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:26 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 08:26 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 08:25 PM (tjZg/)
"Get in here, Tiger. Tell her what ya did."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:26 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:26 PM (icI8A)
he's got 15 and Jack has 18
this will not help Tiger's cause
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 08:24 PM (6iURM)
What little chance of that waved bye-bye today.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2021 08:26 PM (1zNe+)
I have dined at that Perkins. It closed down years ago now and is a bar and grill or something now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 23, 2021 08:26 PM (DMWVF)
I mean, some dopey, ugly married guy who strays ONCE is a pig, because that was his ONLY chance to get some strange, and he took it.
This was lifted (a little) from Ron White's "A Little Unprofessional". All praise Ron White, aka "tatersalad".
Posted by: B
how many times did he say know to the girls he was hiring?
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:26 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at February 23, 2021 08:27 PM (AlYYP)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
Hahahahahaha!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 08:27 PM (tjZg/)
Good posture. Not really a neurosis and I don't have anxiety over it, but I am very aware of posture. Mom would put her hands on us girls and move our "shoulders back and butt under" and straighten us right up if we were even thinking about slouching.
Posted by: April at February 23, 2021 08:27 PM (OX9vb)
I have dined at that Perkins. It closed down years ago now and is a bar and grill or something now.
Posted by: I
it ws dennys
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:28 PM (4Jold)
From what I understand Tiger never said no but granted he only has one penis. He would make some freaky requests of his paramours.
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:28 PM (2DOZq)
Back, neck and hip injuries. To this day I've never really "healed."
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 23, 2021 08:28 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at February 23, 2021 08:27 PM (AlYYP)
Ok, I am confused. Are the tits stinky or do they wizzle?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:28 PM (lmikk)
Don't expect to be praised for anything, but expect to be racked and ruined for every mistake, no matter how small, and have said mistake thrown at you every time you attempt any action at all, for all eternity.
Other than that, I got nothin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:28 PM (okGHj)
Crippling perfectionism and fear of going to hell.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 23, 2021 08:28 PM (DMWVF)
Or is this some kind of code phrase, like "The chair is against the wall"?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 08:19 PM (tjZg/) "
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At one point I wasn't even sure if the cat was still in this dimension. Paging Erwin Schrodinger!
The hubby of the foster duo praised my collection of Tom Swift books.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 08:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2021 08:20 PM (QzJWU)"
Very similar to my injuries from my car crash at 17 - broken right femur, shattered left ankle, and torn ligaments in my left foot. It's been over 16 years and I still got phantom pains with my left foot occasionally.
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:24 PM (icI8A)
I got cut in half by a machete
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 23, 2021 08:28 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 08:28 PM (1+b9Z)
joe biden does that too, and sniffs their hair
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:29 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 23, 2021 08:28 PM (iTXRQ)"
Yeah but you got better.
Posted by: Broseidon at February 23, 2021 08:29 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:28 PM (2DOZq)
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He's like the Nathan Hale of horndoggin'.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 08:29 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: C 137
It's kind of a joke. TCN saw this too, obviously.
I'm not making a rational argument here. Just spoofing on Tiger and how he is seen.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 08:30 PM (tjZg/)
2 pounds of "bacon ends" from the local packinghouse, so there's plenty to go around, for certain values of plenty, anyway ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 08:30 PM (AKJpt)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 08:30 PM (90cx5)
Yep. Let's just say that last week's Freezapalooza was a *noticeable* experience in such regards.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2021 08:30 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 23, 2021 08:28 PM (iTXRQ)
I spaced myself- intentionally!
Posted by: Naomi Nagata, Expanse at February 23, 2021 08:31 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:31 PM (/669Q)
Other than that, I got nothin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:28 PM (okGHj)
Yikes. That's... heartbreaking. I think my eldest brother did that one to his kids.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 08:31 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: vivi at February 23, 2021 08:31 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes
You got a lot of cool books, he said coldly.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 08:31 PM (tjZg/)
One of mom's favorite phrases: "You damned kids, get outside, now!"
A truly nurturing environment.
I have dogs now. They don't do that shit.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:32 PM (okGHj)
Different equipment, different courses. And Jack still went home every week to raise his kids and be with his wife. Same wife, after all these years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 08:32 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Broseidon
I was turned into a newt!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2021 08:33 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 08:30 PM (90cx5) "
THIS !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 08:33 PM (AKJpt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 08:33 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:33 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:31 PM (/669Q)
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Hiya BB! He's a big fluffy black and white medium hair cat named Mister Beautiful.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 08:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:34 PM (2DOZq)
Sounds like my boss.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 23, 2021 08:34 PM (DMWVF)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes
You got a lot of cool books, he said coldly.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 08:31 PM (tjZg/)
I have my Dad's copy of Tom Swift and the Planet Stone, first edition, that he got as a small boy as a gift.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:34 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Dr. vivi at February 23, 2021 08:34 PM (USW1s)
Slapper or slappee?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 08:33 PM (63Dwl)
Doesn't that refer to when... nvm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:34 PM (lmikk)
I'm guessing get banned from competition.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 08:34 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 08:31 PM (tjZg/)
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I said you could borrow anything you wanted!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 08:35 PM (Dc2NZ)
Slapper or slappee?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Ass slapper at a bath house.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 08:35 PM (90cx5)
She once lost her brain in a horrible accident. But she ain't lettin' that get her down!
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2021 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:33 PM (lmikk)
I no longer answer the phone when my parents call. For that, I'm sure I'll burn in hell. They are in care, so I just don't worry about them, but I can't stand their company. DH didn't understand much about me until he experienced their brand of familial "love" in person. Now he gets it.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:36 PM (okGHj)
She once lost her brain in a horrible accident. But she ain't lettin' that get her down!
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2021 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)
During her birth? That'd be my guess.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:36 PM (okGHj)
Sounds like my boss.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 23, 2021 08:34 PM (DMWVF)
^^Wait, are we co-workers?
Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2021 08:36 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:36 PM (2DOZq)
I'm guessing get banned from competition.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 08:34 PM (1+b9Z)
Cancelled for getting in arguments with Arnold Palmer. Mean tweets.
Hell, Chi-Chi Rod-ri-gwiez would get cancelled nowadays.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:36 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 08:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
^^Wait, are we co-workers?
Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2021 08:36 PM (6lKe4)
Heh.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 23, 2021 08:37 PM (DMWVF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 08:37 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 08:37 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 08:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
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That's awesome. Mister Beautiful. Now that there's a name. I picture him with shades and a thick gold chain necklace, and a harem of pretty kitties.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:37 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:38 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:38 PM (4Jold)
she was hot but she was very hard looking.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:38 PM (4Jold
Rachel Uichtel
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 08:39 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 08:39 PM (JVwaY)
Posted by: LASue at February 23, 2021 08:39 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 08:37 PM (uEbPt)
Yeah, at some point, you have to decide the abuse has to end. Or not. I did.
My dear sisters still make excuses for them. I guess they aren't there yet. But then, they weren't the fourth girl waste of time trying to get a boy. The boy still loves them. Obviously.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:39 PM (okGHj)
I am sorry to hear that tcn. Grandma had a mind like a razor and a tongue to match and she would use it... carelessly. But that was all. The sad (or not) thing is, I wish I was half the Man my Grandfather was, but I am most like Grandma.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:39 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:39 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:39 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 08:40 PM (d6he9)
she was hot but she was very hard looking.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:38 PM (4Jold)
IIRC, it was a porn star he got caught with. Jocelyn something? Fake tits. Changed hair color a lot. Did a lot of nasty stuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:40 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 08:41 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:41 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Me too - I hit the lottery with my folks and kin.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2021 08:41 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 23, 2021 08:41 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 08:14
That was part of the problem. But it was so dang cold I'd have to have run out every hrs to run the car in -10 temps. Learned w/ subzero nights it would not start at 2 but would at 10.
Posted by: Farmer at February 23, 2021 08:41 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:33 PM (lmikk)
Same here! I really got lucky in the family lottery, and I am heartbroken for those who didn't.
Posted by: April at February 23, 2021 08:41 PM (OX9vb)
Good on you. Well done.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 08:41 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:42 PM (IMmp5)
IIRC, it was a porn star he got caught with. Jocelyn something? Fake tits. Changed hair color a lot. D
no the prn star was waitressing at denys the main mistress was some hottie that he paid off to go away.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:42 PM (4Jold)
Freinds son. Wearing his Keep America Great hat
Posted by: LASue at February 23, 2021 08:39 PM (Ed8Zd)
I think its not working, but hes being interviewed at tne tiger woods crash site wearing his KAG hat.
Posted by: LASue at February 23, 2021 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 08:41 PM (1+b9Z)
Everything must be stomped flat.
That way we are all equal. And the nomenklatura can perch above us and feel like they are better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:42 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:41 PM (TdMsT)
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Hi Ladyl! Been on any hot dates recently?
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:43 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 08:30 PM
Ahem.
Posted by: 4/1 at February 23, 2021 08:43 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:39 PM (lmikk)
That's the odd thing: both grandmas were wonderful people, kind and loving and decent. Of course, both grandpas were alcoholics, but at least one of them with good reason. He was mustard gassed in WWI, and never got to be the artist/painter he wanted to be.
My parents are probably non-drinking alcoholics, and in mom's case, she was the little princess in her family, so she resented like hell that she had to have kids.
At any rate, to heck with them. I have bigger fish to fry in life.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:43 PM (okGHj)
My Dad was on the club board and got me a special badge
that course is really long, it was well suited to Jack's game
and of course, it was hotter than hell
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 08:43 PM (6iURM)
Same here! I really got lucky in the family lottery, and I am heartbroken for those who didn't.
Posted by: April at February 23, 2021 08:41 PM (OX9vb)
Me too!
On top of good parents and grandparents, I was raised like a triplet, as my mother's youngest sister is 20 days older than my twin brother and me. The three of us were a force of nature, and many feared us.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:44 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 23, 2021 08:44 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 08:44 PM (d6he9)
Posted by: LASue at February 23, 2021 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)
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I tried to see it but it didn't work. I know you said you live near there, so does my brother and his family. My sister-in-law describes them as red-state people living in a blue state.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:44 PM (/669Q)
That way we are all equal. And the nomenklatura can perch above us and feel like they are better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:42 PM (lmikk)
Like the world on Prozac. No highs, no lows.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:44 PM (okGHj)
I have my Dads copy of Tom Swift and the Planet Stone, first edition, that he got as a small boy as a gift.
Posted by: tcn in AK,
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 23, 2021 08:44 PM (PHxng)
https://tinyurl.com/hdtuc4pt
Posted by: lizabth at February 23, 2021 08:45 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 08:44 PM (d6he9)
Is there still a senior tour?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:45 PM (lmikk)
Hi Ladyl! Been on any hot dates recently?
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:43 PM (/669Q)
Yes.
Yes I have.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:45 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:46 PM (4Jold)
Yes I have.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:45 PM (TdMsT)
Someone seems to be... glowing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:46 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2021 08:46 PM (ONvIw)
*
Yep. South of the Border.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 08:47 PM (1+b9Z)
https://bit.ly/2Mm3FKQ
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 08:47 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:45 PM (TdMsT)
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Good for you! Glad to hear it. Heaven knows 2021 needs something good to recommend it.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:47 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:47 PM (okGHj)
https://tinyurl.com/hdtuc4pt
Posted by: lizabth at February 23, 2021 08:45 PM (L3Rsz)
fister ??
this is a Tiger thread !!
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 08:47 PM (6iURM)
Hi Ladyl! Been on any hot dates recently?
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:43 PM (/669Q)
Yes. Yes I have.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:45 PM (TdMsT
Hussy!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 08:47 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:46 PM (4Jold)
From wiki:
Chi-Chi's was founded in 1975 in Richfield, Minnesota, a suburb of Minneapolis, by restaurateur Marno McDermott (his wife's nickname was "Chi Chi"[2]) and former Green Bay Packers player Max McGee.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:47 PM (lmikk)
My Dad was on the club board and got me a special badge
that course is really long, it was well suited to Jack's game
and of course, it was hotter than hell
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 08:43 PM (6iUR
I saw him win the Colonial. Actually I believe Chi Chi was runner up IIRC.
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:47 PM (2DOZq)
Someone seems to be... glowing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:46 PM (lmikk)
You have no idea!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:47 PM (TdMsT)
"Clean up your plate!" I simply can't leave any food on my plate uneaten.
Posted by: davidt at February 23, 2021 08:47 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2021 08:47 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2021 08:48 PM (6lKe4)
this is a Tiger thread !!
Posted by: REDACTED
Did I not roll that r enough? Shame on me.
Posted by: lizabth at February 23, 2021 08:48 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:47 PM (TdMsT)
Bow-chika-wow-wow
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 08:49 PM (rdbLX)
Chi-Chi's was founded in 1975 in Richfield, Minnesota, a suburb of Minneapolis, by restaurateur Marno McDermott (his wife's nickname was "Chi Chi"[2]) and former Green Bay Packers player Max McGee.
Posted by: Aet
that is funny, since I have eaten in that very restaurant, however, knowing it was founded by an irish guy does explain how the hottest spice in the restaurant was salt.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:49 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: tcn in AK,
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 23, 2021 08:44 PM (PHxng)
Ahh Tom Swift books - read them as a pre-teen. Home of the Swifties:
"I could just barely crawl under that fence," Tom said thinly.
"The would have meant a complete detonation!" Tom explosively proclaimed...
Posted by: Boswell at February 23, 2021 08:49 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 08:49 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:40 PM (TdMsT) "
pretty much what I was gonna say ... some stories I've heard, I just can't even ... all-in-all I think Mom & Pop D'Eez were 99+ percentile.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 08:50 PM (AKJpt)
Posted by: davidt at February 23, 2021 08:47 PM (5ZHS+)
My parents forced us to eat, too. To this day, I'm a picky eater.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2021 08:50 PM (Ks/+3)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:46 PM (4Jold)
well since he is Puerto Rican and also since he didn't do that, I will say no.
Posted by: Quint at February 23, 2021 08:50 PM (gkHkW)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2021 08:50 PM (Ks/+3)
Of course, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:51 PM (lmikk)
still get beat off the tee
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 08:49 PM (6iURM
He has started the 2021 season pretty good. Two top five finishes I think.
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:51 PM (2DOZq)
I don't see Harry Paratestes tonight. Was at a garden club talk on growing cut flowers and learned about Gomphocarpus physocarpus - otherwise known as hairy balls (a type of milkweed). I immediately thought of his nic.
Do I need therapy? Be honest.
Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2021 08:51 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 23, 2021 08:51 PM (PHxng)
still get beat off the tee
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 08:49 PM (6iURM)
I told DH he could now bowl as a lady and win all the tournaments. He wouldn't even have to wear a skirt or mascara.
He wasn't particularly amused.
Although I suspect a standing 215 average would probably do fine among the ladies....
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:51 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 08:51 PM (1+b9Z)
20 years ago the big fake issue of our time was Augusta golf club for men only. I miss those times.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:51 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:46 PM (4Jold)
well since he is Puerto Rican and also since he didn't do that, I will say no.
Posted by: Quint
thanks, the funny in the comment was figured out by somebody else.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:52 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: lizabth at February 23, 2021 08:52 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2021 08:48 PM (6lKe4)
I might have to be liquored up to do that!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 23, 2021 08:52 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2021 08:52 PM (6lKe4)
word on the street is Spieth is gonna play on the LPGA as a gurl
still get beat off the tee
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 08:49 PM (6iURM)
he makes more in a year than 99 perenct of LPGA players have made in their careers. He probably makes more than 90 percent of those who have played the PGA Tour.
Posted by: Quint at February 23, 2021 08:52 PM (gkHkW)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2021 08:50 PM (Ks/+
Prayers, of course.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 08:52 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 08:52 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Marcus T
Prayers for sure. Such a difficult thing. I am sorry.
Posted by: lizabth at February 23, 2021 08:53 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:53 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:53 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:53 PM (/669Q)
"Clean up your plate!" I simply can't leave any food on my plate uneaten.
Posted by: davidt
*fistbump
"Clean your plate. There's children starving in Africa!"
"Well box it up and send it to them!" was not the answer.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 08:53 PM (90cx5)
Posted by: Dr. vivi at February 23, 2021 08:53 PM (USW1s)
I might have to be liquored up to do that!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:52 PM (TdMsT)
^^Darn! I can't remember your beverage of choice!
Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2021 08:53 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 08:53 PM (AKJpt)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 23, 2021 07:57 PM (B94oO)
Yechhh...
A broken leg you can deal with. A shattered ankle, not so much if you're a golfer.
That'll be $180.00 cash or card, we don't take insurance...
Posted by: browndog at February 23, 2021 08:53 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2021 08:50 PM (Ks/+3)
Of course, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:51 PM (lmikk)
Oh man, that's the worst. I will pray that the grief be deep but swiftly pass, and that you find it in your heart to take on another companion sooner rather than later.
It is the depth of your doggie's love that makes them not last as long as we might like. Be strong.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:53 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 08:53 PM (JVwaY)
Posted by: April at February 23, 2021 08:54 PM (OX9vb)
20 years ago the big fake issue of our time was Augusta golf club for men only. I miss those times.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:51 PM (IMmp5)
And the National Organization of Women... yup, still all Womenz.
And Congressional Black Caucus? Yup, no Whiteys allowed.
And our Local Hispanic Chamber of Commerce? Yup... all Hispanic.
Its only Whites Men who cannot self segregate... everyone else is OK to do so.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2021 08:54 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2021 08:50 PM (Ks/+3)
So sorry.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 23, 2021 08:54 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:52 PM (4Jold)
i normally assume snark as a default. Missed on that one.
Posted by: Quint at February 23, 2021 08:54 PM (gkHkW)
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 08:54 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:53 PM (/669Q
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very good! How about you and all the little bells?
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 08:54 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Marcus T
Prayers. I'm sorry. It's never easy.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 08:54 PM (90cx5)
I don't see Harry Paratestes tonight. Was at a garden club talk on growing cut flowers and learned about Gomphocarpus physocarpus - otherwise known as hairy balls (a type of milkweed). I immediately thought of his nic.
Do I need therapy? Be honest.
Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2021 08:51 PM (6lKe4)
LOL
That's a great connection!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:51 PM (IMmp5)
Condoleeza Rice the first female member.
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:54 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:55 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Quint at February 23, 2021 08:52 PM (gkHkW)
the Anna Kournikova of golf
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 08:55 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at February 23, 2021 08:55 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 08:54 PM (MVjcR)
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I'm hanging in there, and the dingalings are all fine too. Just going about my daily business, waiting for spring. You know, the usual.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:55 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:47 PM (okGHj)
And... phrasing.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 08:56 PM (jBRLB)
Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 23, 2021 08:56 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2021 08:51 PM (6lKe4)
What do you think ?
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2021 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Quint
1. that is the correct assumption
2. it was not easy if you did not reside neaby.
2. it is funny how there is nearly awlways somebody here to get something.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 23, 2021 08:56 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:56 PM (TdMsT)
20 years ago the big fake issue of our time was Augusta golf club for men only. I miss those times.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 08:51 PM (IMmp5)
I will never understand any woman wanting to butt into a men-only space. DH has the man-cave, and I don't go in there, not to clean, or stock the beer fridge, or anything, unless specifically invited. But then, men want to be in ladies room now, so I guess all bets are off.
Honestly, who wants to SMELL a men-only space? Between the belching, farting and sweat, I'll opt out.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:56 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 08:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:43 PM (/669Q)
Yes. Yes I have.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:45 PM
The details of which, according to Moron tradition since time immemorial, were reported on the ONT, and must stay on the ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2021 08:56 PM (DMUuz)
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I'm headed to the farm in the AM but we need to have lunch when I get back.
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 08:56 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at February 23, 2021 08:57 PM (HeKhk)
"Clean your plate. There's children starving in Africa!"
"Well box it up and send it to them!" was not the answer.
Posted by: rickb223
That went over like a turd in a punch bowl. Although, I did find a little ledge under the table, it had leaves, where I could stash peas in a napkin, just had to remember to get it to the trash while mom wasn't around.
Marcus, prayers.
Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2021 08:57 PM (JKh2y)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2021 08:50 PM (Ks/+3)
Of course, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at Februa
Oh. No Marcus T Im so sorry. We may not pick you out in a crowd but we are your friends. And your pups friends too .
Posted by: LASue at February 23, 2021 08:57 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2021 08:57 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:47 PM (okGHj)
And... phrasing.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 08:56 PM (jBRLB)
Well, I was discussing DH, so....
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:57 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2021 08:56 PM (DMUuz)
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Wait, they were? Dang you guys, having all that fun while I'm asleep.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:57 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 08:55 PM (6iURM)
No, that would be Paige Spirinac:
https://tinyurl.com/ucsm9zua
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:57 PM (lmikk)
visited. The chips were good. The food unspicy. I never got it. When we
would go to my grandparents, we almost always drove to La Posta in
Mesilla, near Las Cruces. Mmmmmm. That is good tex-mex.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 08:55 PM (lmikk)
yeah, you need to be in Fargo or something to even consider Chi Chis. To each their own really.
Posted by: Quint at February 23, 2021 08:57 PM (gkHkW)
What do you think ?
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2021 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)
^^Lays down on couch. Well, you see it all started as a child....
Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2021 08:58 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2021 08:58 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 08:53 PM (JVwaY)
Not unless he pledges an oath of loyalty to Donald Trump.
Plus, I need my space!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 08:58 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 08:58 PM (rdbLX)
IMPEACH!
https://archive.is/vBpOa
Why do I have a feeling that Trump will never, ever stop living inside of their heads?
2041: Trump stole fruit cup from nursing home companion? We interview staff...
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 08:58 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 08:56 PM (MVjcR)
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I would love that! Hope the snow is melted down there so you can get where you need to in order to do what you need to.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:59 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2021 08:58 PM (6lKe4)
Harry told you about his Paratestes when you were a KID?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 08:59 PM (okGHj)
Very sorry to hear that, Marcus.
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 08:59 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 08:15
That can take, as you know. How old is the kitten and name? I missed it.
Our cat that appeared in the neighborhood, had kittens we adopted her..she now at 12 crawls on to my chest while I'm sleeping. She even licks my beard which I try to discourage. Too much for me tho it is sweet.
Posted by: Farmer at February 23, 2021 08:59 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2021 08:50 PM (Ks/+3)
oh no, I am so sorry
prayers and hugs, Marcus
Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 23, 2021 08:59 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2021 08:58 PM (6lKe4)
Ja, Ja, vee all started az childeren....go on...
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2021 08:59 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 09:00 PM (JVwaY)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 23, 2021 09:00 PM (z7N5c)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 09:00 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:59 PM (/669Q)
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Me too. My schedule is pretty clear until June. All good on the weather down there - according to the trail cams.
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:00 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 08:58 PM (rdbLX)
So, Saturday morning, DH was still in bed, half asleep, and rolls over and farts hugely. Husky puppy jumped up, flipped around, took one look at his ass and punched it hard with both front paws.
Buttpunched over gas.
Neither one of us stopped laughing for about 15 minutes. Served him right.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 09:01 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2021 09:01 PM (Ks/+3)
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:01 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2021 08:58 PM (6lKe4)
^^when I learned a lot of corny knock knock jokes and there was this one about Harry.
Then later I started reading this smart military blog...
Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2021 09:01 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 09:00 PM (JVwaY)
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It's the meeting where we decide bluebell does all the work!
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:01 PM (MVjcR)
It's a Bissell I found supposedly for pet hair. Seems to work well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 09:01 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:00 PM (MVjcR)
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Any cool critters?
And I essentially have no schedule.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:02 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Quint at February 23, 2021 09:02 PM (gkHkW)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 08:54 PM (2DOZq) "
who turned into a scummy nevertrump traitor
*spits*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 09:02 PM (AKJpt)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2021 09:01 PM (Ks/+3)
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We got you covered, Marcus.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:02 PM (/669Q)
Neither one of us stopped laughing for about 15 minutes. Served him right.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 09:01 PM (okGHj
Poor doggoh was probably tired of getting the blame so doggoh made sure everyone knew where it originated.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 09:02 PM (rdbLX)
That makes it sound like you and the husky were the ones laughing, tcn.
Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 09:02 PM (d6he9)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2021 09:01 PM (Ks/+3)
Oh, sweetie, I know exactly what you mean.
IN the dark days when I thought about ending it, I couldn't think of someone who would take care of my sweet Sophie-dog, so I didn't go through with it.
Dogs are always a gift from God.
Hugs.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 09:03 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 09:03 PM (lmikk)
And I essentially have no schedule.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:02 PM (/669Q)
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Lately a fox and a few deer. And some hunting dogs that belong to a neighbor.
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:03 PM (MVjcR)
Oh, so sorry. Heartbreaking. Have you considered the in-home thing? I had that planned for my little girl, but she went on her own terms.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 09:03 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: LASue at February 23, 2021 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)
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I tried to see it but it didn't work. I know you said you live near there, so does my brother and his family. My sister-in-law describes them as red-state people living in a blue state.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 08:44 PM (/669Q)
Pretty much. I assume your nephew went to pen? the crash was right below there. I have a group of Pv friends who desperately wan to move to Texas but have emotional ties to California and remember it when it was sane.
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 23, 2021 09:04 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 09:04 PM (JVwaY)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 09:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 09:02 PM (d6he9)
Hard to tell with her. She's pretty silly all on her own.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 09:04 PM (okGHj)
I'm thinking we need black Stokley Carmichael turtlenecks and a black beret that says "Vanessa X."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2021 09:04 PM (0WKYs)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 09:05 PM (Zz0t1)
It's a Bissell I found supposedly for pet hair. Seems to work well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 09:01 PM (lmikk) "
used to tell the dogs I could knit their replacements ... but it never got them to quit shedding for some reason ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 09:05 PM (AKJpt)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 09:03 PM (46GDR)"
Thanks. I have not. But I will be there to the end, and that we are together will be enough for me. She's already followed me to hell and back.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2021 09:05 PM (Ks/+3)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 09:05 PM (Zz0t1
*pats sponge on head*
One day, son. One day.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 09:06 PM (rdbLX)
Hugs.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 09:03 PM (okGHj)
They truly are. We don't deserve them. I can say mine literally did save my life.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 09:06 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 09:00 PM (JVwaY)
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It's the meeting where we decide bluebell does all the work!
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:01 PM (MVjcR)
When I hear that Momes are being planned, I have hope in my heart.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 09:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 09:04 PM (TdMsT)
Thanks, dear, but that was a long time ago, in another life. I love my life, and everyone in it, and I will make it stay that way.
Any more prayer requests, anyone? I'm off to do the rosary shortly.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 09:06 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:03 PM (MVjcR)
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We've had the fox and deer right here. A beautiful fox walked across the yard a couple of weeks ago, really stood out because of the snow. And yesterday we had a mini herd of seven deer rambling around. First they were standing in the middle of the street, then they ambled over to the neighbors', then ran through our backyard, across the other street and up the hill to another lawn.
We rarely see that many at once here, and in broad daylight, no less. I guess they are having trouble find enough to eat.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:06 PM (/669Q)
When I hear that Momes are being planned, I have hope in my heart.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 09:06 PM (TdMsT)
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MoMes are the best.
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:07 PM (MVjcR)
"Clean your plate. There's children starving in Africa!"
"Well box it up and send it to them!" was not the answer.
Posted by: rickb223
I tell my wife "There are men, horny in Canada!"
Doesn't work there either.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 09:07 PM (Zz0t1)
IN the dark days when I thought about ending it, I couldn't think of someone who would take care of my sweet Sophie-dog, so I didn't go through with it.
Dogs are always a gift from God.
Hugs.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 09:03 PM (okGHj)"
See, now you've got the indestructible tough guy weeping.
Thanks. I really mean it. I know exactly where you're coming from.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2021 09:07 PM (Ks/+3)
*pats sponge on head*
One day, son. One day.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 09:06 PM (rdbLX)
I only stop to start again.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 09:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Quint at February 23, 2021 09:02 PM (gkHkW)
I don't think he's ever gotten past the 12th hole at the Masters
not sure he ever will
I mean he's great but he is the worst of the tee I have ever seen
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 09:08 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2021 09:04 PM (0WKYs)
Oh my Gosh! I remember those days. Shit from stem to stern, no matter how carefully you diapered. Sometimes it's better to hold them over the toilet, scrape off what you can, and then plop them in the sink and call it good.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 09:08 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 08:03 PM (1+b9Z)
He never hit me. I'd beat the black off him!
Posted by: Michele at February 23, 2021 09:08 PM (z79tQ)
I'm thinking we need black Stokley Carmichael turtlenecks and a black beret that says "Vanessa X."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I forget which comedian said it, but when asked if saw the new Malcolm X movie, he said, "No. But I read the hat."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 09:08 PM (IMmp5)
We rarely see that many at once here, and in broad daylight, no less. I guess they are having trouble find enough to eat.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:06 PM (/669Q)
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Would you believe we have them here, too?
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:09 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 09:09 PM (JVwaY)
It's a Bissell I found supposedly for pet hair. Seems to work well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 09:01 PM (lmikk) "
what I love about my Bichons
no shedding
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 09:10 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 23, 2021 09:04 PM (Ed8Zd)
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I don't know the name of his school - he's a sophomore and of course he actually doesn't "go" to school, since it's Cali
. My brothers both went to high school in Cali and married (sane) Cali girls - all conservatives, even the kids. Kind of miraculous these days.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:10 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 09:10 PM (AKJpt)
The black "X" hat was a thing. It was to openly signal you hated whitey and served as a thug fashion statement.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 09:10 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: Jean at February 23, 2021 09:10 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 09:10 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:06 PM (/669Q)
We have a lady moose who stays pretty much in our little pocket neighborhood. She beds down across the street behind a fenced house, and then visits all the nice birch trees. She stands up on her back legs sometimes to reach higher branches.
But I think she was offended when I suggested she get in my freezer...
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 09:10 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:11 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 09:08 PM (6iURM)
he has had his troubles. And yes, what happened there did effect him. I do remember one year in the 80s or early 90s when Scott Verplank was last in driving accuracy and last in driving distance. Now that was something to behold. I seem to recall he was going through some health issues and the next year it got better. He is one of those guys probably most have never heard of, but he did ok for himself.
Posted by: Quint at February 23, 2021 09:11 PM (gkHkW)
Posted by: Jean at February 23, 2021 09:10 PM (Xih1H)
It was a courtesy car from the tourney he was at. Hyundai was the sponsor
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 09:11 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:09 PM (MVjcR)
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Of course I would! I'd be more surprised if you said you didn't have them. Good thing they are so darned cute because they are pests.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:12 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: klaftern at February 23, 2021 09:12 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 09:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:12 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Dr. vivi at February 23, 2021 09:13 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: Quint at February 23, 2021 09:11 PM (gkHkW)
must be something in the water at White Rock Lake
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 09:13 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:11 PM (MVjcR) "
but if she did, I for one would buy it !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 09:13 PM (AKJpt)
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A big sucker with horns or antlers or whatever, too!
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:14 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 09:10 PM (okGHj)
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Lol! I can see why. No moose around here, although I love seeing them when we travel out west, which we haven't done for a long time.
We have friends who live in WY, and one time when we went to visit we could see a big indentation in the grass right outside our bedroom window. There had been a momma moose with her baby lying there all week. Left right before we got there. I wish I had seen them.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:14 PM (/669Q)
but if she did, I for one would buy it !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 09:13 PM (AKJpt)
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No kidding!
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:15 PM (MVjcR)
Our cat that appeared in the neighborhood, had kittens we adopted her..she now at 12 crawls on to my chest while I'm sleeping. She even licks my beard which I try to discourage. Too much for me tho it is sweet.
Posted by: Farmer at February 23, 2021 08:59 PM (55Qr6)
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Mr. Beautiful is seven years old. He was a street cat, then a foster cat for a number of years.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 09:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
@RobbieGramer·8h
GOP Rep. Liz Cheney just now on isolationism in US foreign policy: "These ideas are just as dangerous today as when they were in 1940, when isolationists launched the America First movement to appease Hitler and prevent America from aiding Britain in the fight against the Nazis"
She's speaking on the future of US foreign policy with the Reagan Foundation. Watch here:
U.S. Foreign Policy in 2021 and Beyond: A Conversation with Rep. Liz...For more information on the ongoing works of President Reagan's Foundation, please visit http://www.reaganfoundation.orgFor more information on donations, vi...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RrjPtYTwYs
Cheney: "I've worked in my career in many countries around the world where they do not have peaceful transfers of power, where violence determines who rules. That almost happened here, in the United States on January 6."
"What happened on that day must never happen again and we must not look away or trivialize it," she says
10:23 AM · Feb 23, 2021
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 23, 2021 09:15 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:14 PM (MVjcR)
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We usually don't see those until the fall. And then they stand around at dusk and give you the hairy eyeball if you look at them.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:16 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 09:16 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 09:13 PM (6iURM)
true.
Posted by: Quint at February 23, 2021 09:16 PM (gkHkW)
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 09:16 PM (jBRLB)
Your new cat is probably hiding from your other 5 cats who are mean to him.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 09:16 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 08:31 PM (tjZg/)
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I said you could borrow anything you wanted!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes
That was a Swiftian response, he said Tom-like.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 09:16 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 09:16 PM (JVwaY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 09:16 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 09:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Now I'm envisioning the Huggy Bear of cats.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:17 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 09:16 PM (JVwaY)
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I'm planning to just keep showing up.
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:17 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 09:17 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 09:16 PM (JVwaY)
We sure as hell did. And had the time of our lives!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 09:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 09:18 PM (AKJpt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 09:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Liz Cheney can fuck the right off.
Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2021 09:18 PM (JKh2y)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 09:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
I LOVE his name!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 09:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 09:16 PM (lmikk)
Always liked couples. He always played like an outsider. All those big personalities running around he just quietly got shit done.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 09:19 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 09:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Hope you got him the appropriate threads, like a cape and platform shoes.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:19 PM (/669Q)
Prayers sent
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at February 23, 2021 09:19 PM (amG4y)
As defined in the manosphere glossary, "Stacy is the archetype of a high-value, hypergamous [woman] and the female counterpart of Chad."
Posted by: Bastard Biden at February 23, 2021 09:20 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2021 09:21 PM (1zNe+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 09:21 PM (AKJpt)
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Until Democrats are 100% responsible for it again, then it'll be fine.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 09:21 PM (jBRLB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 09:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 09:22 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Bastard Biden at February 23, 2021 09:22 PM (X5CsJ)
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This could be an ideal position for "the Most Cheated On Woman In The World" [h/t El Rushbo] in Beijing Biden's administration.
Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 09:22 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:23 PM (/669Q)
Fish tank heels
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2021 09:21 PM (1zNe+)
Fly Guy, is that you?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 23, 2021 09:23 PM (DMWVF)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 09:23 PM (JVwaY)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue
Makes the Mozambique Drill easier
Posted by: Jean at February 23, 2021 09:23 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 09:16 PM (lmikk)
word on the street is Couples gave Tiger a run for his money in whoremongering
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 09:24 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 09:24 PM (AKJpt)
I really need to take a trip to Tokyo. Sounds like a large population of women are looking for a man who's unafraid to flirt.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 09:24 PM (rdbLX)
You mean the Republican leadership surrendering
Posted by: Jean at February 23, 2021 09:25 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 09:25 PM (AKJpt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 09:26 PM (lmikk)
they answer to Bunchy and JooJoo
one again, overruled by the Mrs.
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 09:27 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Bastard Biden at February 23, 2021 09:22 PM (X5CsJ)
I love this.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 09:27 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 09:22 PM
Dude! Do you know how lucky you are?
Posted by: Rick Wilson at February 23, 2021 09:28 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 09:29 PM (2DOZq)
"I'm sorry sir, this auto policy doesn't cover bull-related incidents."
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 09:29 PM (2DOZq)
Not sure it is a good movie, but it is a fun movie- which may make it good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 09:30 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 23, 2021 09:30 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2021 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 09:16 PM (JVwaY)
We didn't have a single illness from that gathering, did we?
(My illness from having to wear a mask at the RV rental office doesn't count.)
Posted by: Emmie at February 23, 2021 09:32 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 23, 2021 09:30 PM (5HBd1)
Bless you for persisting!
Posted by: Emmie at February 23, 2021 09:32 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Weasel at February 23, 2021 09:11 PM
Or the walls of the horse trailer never talk.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2021 09:33 PM (DMUuz)
I guess it's okay if it happens again to the little people.
Posted by: Dr. vivi at February 23, 2021 09:33 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: Jean at February 23, 2021 09:33 PM (Xih1H)
Bruce Willis says maybe two lines.
Ben Affleck is a moron.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 09:33 PM (lmikk)
"I'm sorry sir, this auto policy doesn't cover bull-related incidents."
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs
No kidding. I just slowly rolled away. Even if I'd have gunned it, the tires would have spun and he'd run his rack through the car door.
It was a surreal moment.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 09:34 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Dr. vivi at February 23, 2021 09:34 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 09:33 PM (lmikk)
he was good in Caddyshack
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 09:34 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 23, 2021 09:34 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:23 PM (/669Q)
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His real name was Casey, but the lady from the cat rescue who put his picture in PetFinder squealed "Mister Beautiful" and that's how that came to be.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 09:35 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 09:16 PM (JVwaY)
We didn't have a single illness from that gathering, did we?
(My illness from having to wear a mask at the RV rental office doesn't count.)
Posted by: Emmie
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Not that I know of.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 09:35 PM (y7B5q)
If Japanese porn is any indication of what the women there are up for, you ought to be able to fill a few charters...I think someone somewhere said (no corroboration) that one in eight girls end up in a video somewhere...
We could repopulate the country in a hurry, the eyes might be a little rounder but hey, you gotta do something...
Posted by: JEM at February 23, 2021 09:36 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 09:36 PM (JVwaY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 23, 2021 09:37 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 09:35 PM (Dc2NZ)
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It was Meant to Be.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 09:38 PM (/669Q)
Liz Cheney can fuck the right off.
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Liz Cheney can grab Mittens and Haley and jump off the top of the Carew Tower.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 23, 2021 09:40 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2021 09:42 PM (0WKYs)
Posted by: Quint at February 23, 2021 09:11 PM (gkHkW)
Verplank was a type 1 diabetic.
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 09:42 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy
I'm late, but cook it just like any other marine mammal...
Posted by: MkY at February 23, 2021 09:42 PM (5hF5V)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 23, 2021 09:43 PM (W+kMI)
9mm FMJ 56cents/round
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 23, 2021 08:18 PM (iTXRQ)
Heckuva deal. Thanks for the pointer.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 23, 2021 09:44 PM (z7N5c)
45 minutes ago we launched the ground war in Desert Storm.
Hooah!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 09:45 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 23, 2021 09:43 PM (W+kMI)
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I bet that's brute bitch of his beats him like a rented mule if he lets her white wine spritzers get warm. And I bet Valerie gives him a taste of those knuckles from time to time, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2021 09:45 PM (0WKYs)
Posted by: bluebell
That time of year. it's called "yarding". Bigger groups. Dunno why.
Posted by: MkY at February 23, 2021 09:46 PM (5hF5V)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 09:46 PM (axyOa)
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Yes, yes it is. Bunch of cool regular American dudes, cool crazy Russian dude, Liv Tyler, asteroid-busting action, all of it, yeah.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 23, 2021 09:46 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2021 09:48 PM (gjvwR)
45 minutes ago we launched the ground war in Desert Storm.
Hooah!
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You guys did great. Shame that Bush I canceled it after only 3 days or so. I bet y'all could've been in Basra two days later.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 23, 2021 09:48 PM (W+kMI)
...were the last words she was heard to say before here mangled body was pulled from the water.
Posted by: Ripley at February 23, 2021 09:48 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 23, 2021 09:49 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 23, 2021 09:48 PM (W+kMI)
We were planning the move when told to stand down.
I remember telling my commander at the time, if we don't finish saddam, we'd be back. Sometimes I am too right.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 09:50 PM (axyOa)
My heart is broken, this dog is the only friend I have left. I would appreciate
the prayers.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2021 08:50 PM (Ks/+3)
Oh, {{{Marcus}}}, I am so very sorry.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 23, 2021 09:50 PM (1uBGK)
Posted by: Armageddon at February 23, 2021 09:51 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 09:42 PM (2DOZq)
forgot about that.
Posted by: Quint at February 23, 2021 09:52 PM (gkHkW)
Posted by: whig at February 23, 2021 09:52 PM (pO7gM)
45 minutes ago we launched the ground war in Desert Storm.
Hooah!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 09:45 PM (axyOa)
Cheers!
I was in Germany, a medic in a LANCE missile battalion. I guess the brass didn't want Nukular capable missiles in theater. So instead I spent a month or more 4 on - 8 off on guard duty for empty barracks and fuel depots. At least I could rack out in the Aid Station, but I kind of missed my wife and sons.
War is hell.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 23, 2021 09:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2021 09:53 PM (JKh2y)
Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2021 09:53 PM (JKh2y)
Try to remember the last place you saw it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 23, 2021 09:54 PM (DMWVF)
Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2021 09:53 PM (JKh2y)
Try to remember the last place you saw it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 23, 2021 09:54 PM (DM
Always in the last place you look.
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 09:55 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 09:24 PM (6iURM)
Dustin Johnson banged the wives of two other pros. **allegedly**
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 09:55 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2021 09:56 PM (0WKYs)
Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2021 09:57 PM (JKh2y)
Posted by: Kentucky thoroughbreds at February 23, 2021 09:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: mr wizard at February 23, 2021 09:59 PM (g741k)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2021 09:59 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 23, 2021 09:59 PM (1uBGK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2021 09:56 PM (0WKYs)
How the shit are we supposed to define "deviant" anymore.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 10:00 PM (jBRLB)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 09:55 PM (y7DUB)
well, Dustin has always been known as the best on the box
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 10:00 PM (6iURM)
EOC (SCW/AW) Eromero
Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2021 10:01 PM (gjvwR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2021 10:02 PM (1zNe+)
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 10:00 PM (jBRLB)
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By their flags!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_symbols
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
I have my doubts that Barry *ever* hit a woman.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021
Expand on that to include "hit on a woman" and you've got the Daily Double!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2021 10:05 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 23, 2021 11:49 PM (0jT23)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2021 09:56 PM (0WKYs)
Is there such a thing as an amateur jockey?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 24, 2021 11:10 AM (lgiXo)
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