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Ellen Page -- Who Now Calls Herself "Elliot" -- Files For Divorce From Her Lesbian Wife
Well, she was a lesbian married to a lesbian, now she's a "man" married to lesbian, which makes her no longer lesbian.
So I guess it's time for a divorce? Look, I don't know. "Love is love," that's what they tell me I must repeat upon prompting. A storybook romance ends.Amid 'joy' of transgender announcement, Elliot Page files for divorce from wifeOh noes, I was really rooting for these kids to make it.
Move comes two months after he announced he is transgender ... In a joint statement, Page and his wife, Emma Portner, said they had been separated since last summer and suggested the split is amicable. "After much thought and careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to divorce following our separation last summer," the pair said in a statement issued to People. "We have the utmost respect for each other and remain close friends." The divorce papers were filed in Manhattan, TMZ reported. When Page announced their surprise wedding in 2018, he wrote on Instagram: "Can't believe I get to call this extraordinary woman my wife."
And speaking of failed actresses who now mostly just troll social media to get attention:
Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) I cannot wait to spend holidays at the White House when I am Hunter Biden's beautiful wife.Yes, that would be something, Lena. Three things, though: 1, you need to become beautiful first, 2, you need to become a crack dealer, and 3, you need to de-age yourself down to 14 years old. It might also help if you let China open up an energy company in your cooch. And remember, "the Big Guy" gets 10%, right off the top.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ... at January 29, 2021 03:04 PM (tvnpt)
Has JJ been holding out on us?
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2021 02:31 PM (ZGrMX)
OK, I LOLed.
Posted by: Deplor4ble I4n G4lt at January 29, 2021 03:05 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Deplor4ble I4n G4lt at January 29, 2021 03:05 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: x4 at January 29, 2021 03:05 PM (0tE/i)
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2021 03:05 PM (tvnpt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Deplor4ble I4n G4lt at January 29, 2021 03:06 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Catherine at January 29, 2021 03:06 PM (89Sgd)
Posted by: Jmel at January 29, 2021 03:06 PM (3YPu+)
Happily heterosexual
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 29, 2021 03:06 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 29, 2021 03:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JT at January 29, 2021 03:06 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: jwmiii at January 29, 2021 03:07 PM (ii2y5)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 29, 2021 03:07 PM (ufFY8)
L-O-L
Good lord you have talent ace.
Posted by: Bosk at January 29, 2021 03:07 PM (SWbVS)
Lena Dunham (@lenadunham)
I cannot wait to spend holidays at the White House when I am Hunter Biden's beautiful wife.
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Remember when she had an HBO show? She even has a movie in the Criterion Collection (1 less than Michael Bay, though).
Then she took the wrong side in a #MeToo spat and the entertainment industry realized that she was too stupid to prop up anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:07 PM (LvTSG)
Therefore -- "Changes" from YES/90125:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omhNnvX3Sx0
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 03:07 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2021 03:07 PM (CyB2R)
tinyurl.com/1pl32qpt
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:07 PM (UZVEt)
It might also help if you let China open up an energy company in your cooch.
She certainly has room for it...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2021 03:08 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:08 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: JT at January 29, 2021 03:08 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bosk at January 29, 2021 03:08 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 29, 2021 03:08 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden's Underage Nieces at January 29, 2021 03:08 PM (c+0/M)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: 4 at January 29, 2021 03:09 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2021 03:09 PM (yQpMk)
If you read one of these articles without prior knowledge of the persons' birth gender, you'd be lost as to what the hell is going on.
It's madness, pure and simple.
Too bad we get dragged down with it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 29, 2021 03:09 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:09 PM (KZzsI)
i'd imagine that would be trivial to accomplish
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2021 03:10 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: JebPilled at January 29, 2021 03:10 PM (QUqEV)
Posted by: Cosda at January 29, 2021 03:10 PM (2MqL2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:09 PM (KZzsI)
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This tranny thing undoes that notion, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2021 03:10 PM (yQpMk)
Therefore -- "Changes" from YES/90125:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omhNnvX3Sx0
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 03:07 PM (mZUr4)
Or she is trying to face the strain. Ch-ch-ch-changes....
Posted by: zombie David Bowie at January 29, 2021 03:10 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: 4 at January 29, 2021 03:10 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:10 PM (O+I8R)
I cannot wait to spend holidays at the White House when I am Hunter Biden's beautiful wife.
"
Not gonna happen. The cocaine will get lost in rolls of fat.
Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2021 03:10 PM (MxEKc)
My head hurts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2021 03:10 PM (FXaFS)
Annnd, coffee right out my nose.
Posted by: Bert G at January 29, 2021 03:10 PM (sAW0o)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 29, 2021 03:11 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:09 PM (KZzsI)
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shouting off camera BRING IN THE STUNT LESBIANS!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2021 03:11 PM (WENj9)
Who gets the turkey baster?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2021 03:11 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 03:11 PM (KbCG3)
You have good taste in music. Great tune.
Posted by: Bosk at January 29, 2021 03:08 PM (SWbVS)
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Thanks! 90125 is one of my "desert island" albums.
I won't mention my favorite band -- I talk about them around here probably more often than I should. And we had a healthy discussion about them in an earlier thread today.
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Gaff at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (jPS2y)
Notice no reporters asked Hunter his views on this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (FXaFS)
I cannot wait to spend holidays at the White House when I am Hunter Biden's beautiful wife.
What drug makes you delusional?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 03:11 PM (KbCG3)
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So, Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Deplor4ble I4n G4lt at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: I'll probably get in trouble for this at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (o9apC)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (dkrmM)
++++
Leftism.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (UZVEt)
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Is that the one where mountains come out of the sky and stand there?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (WENj9)
Posted by: 4 at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (KnJdm)
Hot damn.
Remember all the squares in the late 50's early 60's saying this country is going to hell in a handbasket because of drugs sex and rock and roll????
Turns out they were *right*.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (8XRCm)
Remember when this was a joke on South Park, and Mr. Garrison screamed at Mr. Slave and called him a faggot for leaving him after he got a sex change?
Back before the Left opened the doors of their own perception and annihilated reality, when jokes were still a thing?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Bete at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: E.T. (the one with the extra nut) at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (uhPTO)
Remember when this was a joke on South Park, and Mr. Garrison screamed at Mr. Slave and called him a faggot for leaving him after he got a sex change?
Back before the Left opened the doors of their own perception and annihilated reality, when jokes were still a thing?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (Bvn1K)
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They wouldn't do that joke anymore. Parker and Stone have gone soft. It's sad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (O+I8R)
Thanks for the correction.
I realized my error as you corrected me.
Posted by: Deplor4ble I4n G4lt at January 29, 2021 03:13 PM (ufFY8)
I cannot wait to spend holidays at the White House when I am Hunter Biden's beautiful wife.
This is not Hunter's beautiful wife...
Posted by: David Byrne at January 29, 2021 03:13 PM (EGyGV)
Chyna: No can do, unsafe, too much twafic.
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 29, 2021 03:13 PM (gtatv)
Sadly, I know a girl who kinda did that. She was plain and heavy and couldn't get dates so she "became" a boy and likes boys still.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2021 03:07 PM (CyB2R)
I'm waving my arm over my head, calling for a fair catch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2021 03:13 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: Bete at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (Ojki1)
That was real?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at January 29, 2021 03:13 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (AiZBA)
Phrasing? Or, take a tissue with you at least.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 29, 2021 03:13 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Catherine at January 29, 2021 03:06 PM (89Sgd)
Who said that Hunter was allowed only one wife at a time?
New CCP rules, you know.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2021 03:13 PM (sy5kK)
This is not my beautiful wife.
Posted by: HB at January 29, 2021 03:13 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 29, 2021 03:13 PM (+4EvF)
I've heard those things can expand like crazy.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 29, 2021 03:14 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (WENj9)
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Nah - that's an older great Yes song. Roundabout.
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 03:14 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Bosk at January 29, 2021 03:14 PM (SWbVS)
No offense, but could we stop taking pot shots at AOC. I know she's a fun target, but she has ZERO influence or power. lets go after the D's who count.
Posted by: rcocean
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She's who you have to watch. You've got it backwards.
Posted by: squeakywheel at January 29, 2021 03:14 PM (Yy/MO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2021 03:14 PM (4BMGG)
Posted by: Boorish Robot at January 29, 2021 03:14 PM (oOIDm)
Posted by: Cosda at January 29, 2021 03:10 PM (2MqL2)
You will be made to care.
Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 29, 2021 03:14 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Marcus T
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2021 03:14 PM (pVbuE)
Of course they were. Square might be boring and feel repressive, but its much better for the structure of civilization. But people like cool and fun much more than wise and constructive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 29, 2021 03:15 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at January 29, 2021 03:13 PM (Zm+LZ)
*spreads hands* What is Real?
Posted by: Morpheus at January 29, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)
I cannot wait to spend holidays at the White House when I am Hunter Biden's beautiful wife.
Someone needs to tell Lena that's not how you trap a man. Having a baby didn't trap Hunter.
LOL
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:15 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:15 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 29, 2021 03:15 PM (jvt6t)
"Can't we just be friends?!?"
No.
F*^k no.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2021 03:15 PM (7Fj9P)
Ellen Page -- Who Now Calls Herself "Elliot" -- Files For Divorce From Her Lesbian Wife
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
How is it that the most sensitive, compassionate, and caring among us are subject to the same marital stresses and fallings out?
I eagerly await the split of ButtGiggity and his ... whatever ... over "crushing workplace-related stresses".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2021 03:15 PM (zjJe7)
Rush?
Posted by: Bosk at January 29, 2021 03:14 PM (SWbVS)
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Winner, winner!
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 03:15 PM (mZUr4)
This is not my beautiful wife.
Posted by: HB
Fuck you, that's my line. Besides, I beat you to it.
Posted by: David Byrne at January 29, 2021 03:15 PM (EGyGV)
I cannot wait to spend holidays at the White House when I am Hunter Biden's beautiful wife.
What drug makes you delusional?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (dkrmM)
Leftism laced with Whoreywood and Twitter.
Posted by: Bete at January 29, 2021 03:15 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2021 03:15 PM (MxEKc)
"Can't we just be friends?!?"
No.
F*^k no.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2021 03:15 PM (7Fj9P)
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"My PR guy says that neither of us can look like the bad guy. So, if you don't say anything, I'll give you $250,000."
"Deal."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable
*soap opera voiceover* the part of Chyna is played today by Elmer Fudd
Posted by: x4 at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (0tE/i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Dead. Killed by Bad Robot.
Posted by: Bete at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (AiZBA)
Phrasing? Or, take a tissue with you at least.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 29, 2021 03:13 PM (z79tQ)
Dang. You people are brutal.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: ShainS at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (0iRrz)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (X8XYH)
Posted by: rcocean
She's their "thought leader."
Yeah, I laughed too when I typed that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (NYS7S)
Lena Dunham (@lenadunham)
I cannot wait to spend holidays at the White House when I am Hunter Biden's beautiful wife.
Good luck attaining that "beautiful" qualifier, toots!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2021 03:17 PM (zjJe7)
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Maybe Looney Dunham can shove pebbles up his ass. Like she did to her little sister.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:17 PM (O+I8R)
Now that's funny.
Posted by: Jesus Built My Hot Rod at January 29, 2021 03:17 PM (wvn6O)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2021 03:17 PM (kTF2Z)
This is just stupid.
And a female thinks she can lol off her breasts and grow a beard and that makes her a guy?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2021 03:17 PM (W2Pud)
Same here. My top two for sure.
Posted by: Bosk at January 29, 2021 03:17 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (AiZBA)
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How long have you been here ????
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:17 PM (8XRCm)
Someone needs to tell Lena that's not how you trap a man. Having a baby didn't trap Hunter.
LOL
Posted by: rickb223
Come to think of it, didn't she make the same sort of statement on Twatter a year or two ago about some OTHER famous guy?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2021 03:17 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: rcocean
She could be speaker of the house in 5-7 years.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 29, 2021 03:17 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: ace (who is interested and would like to know more) at January 29, 2021 03:17 PM (5+1A/)
Lena and Hunter are the perfect couple.
And she can teach Hunter an important lesson, that she has learned. That he doesn't have to hide his true self from the world or live in shame. She knows that being a Leftist means you can actually *brag* about molesting young girls in your family. Because she put that in a fuckin' book.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2021 03:18 PM (Bvn1K)
Somehow, Trump saying "pussy" seems remarkably irrelevant. Or what am I missing.
No need to answer that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2021 03:18 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Inogame at January 29, 2021 03:18 PM (yVv6t)
Yes, that would be something, Lena. Three things, though: 1, you need to become beautiful first, 2, you need to become a crack dealer, and 3, you need to de-age yourself down to 14 years old.
Also, stripper lessons. Make sure the pole is reinforced.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 29, 2021 03:18 PM (BN/jk)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me. at January 29, 2021 03:18 PM (2DOZq)
Oh? It helps you lose weight?
Posted by: ace (who is interested and would like to know more) at January 29, 2021 03:17 PM (5+1A/)
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Mostly through the teeth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
Meanwhile yelling "I BELIVE IN SCIENCE!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:18 PM (KZzsI)
Trannies slapping a prosthetic penis on themselves is getting to be passe.
At least it'll be cool when people can transform into a Camaro or a dump truck.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 29, 2021 03:18 PM (V4U1R)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 29, 2021 03:18 PM (c8poN)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (AiZBA)
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Peanut brutal.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2021 03:19 PM (WENj9)
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Politics is Hollywood for the ugly people. Lena is in.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2021 03:19 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (AiZBA)
First day on this Smart MilBlog? (i keed i keed
)Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 29, 2021 03:19 PM (NYS7S)
Stop the world, I want to get off.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (AiZBA)
Oh, sure! The world has to stop JUST FOR YOU ... you, you ... egoist!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2021 03:19 PM (zjJe7)
I don't see a problem with this. My understanding was that Hunter would rape a 12 year old if he could score a kilo of cocaine.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 29, 2021 03:19 PM (03n3v)
Same here. My top two for sure.
Posted by: Bosk at January 29, 2021 03:17 PM (SWbVS)
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* Fist bump *
BTW -- Star Wars humor inspired by your nic... How's 4-Lom??
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 03:19 PM (mZUr4)
Of course they were. Square might be boring and feel repressive, but its much better for the structure of civilization. But people like cool and fun much more than wise and constructive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:14 PM (KZzsI)
All the people who were mocked and derided for their dire predictions turned out to be ... 100% on the nose.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2021 03:19 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 29, 2021 03:18 PM (c8poN)
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Next thing you'll tell me is that pornstars make bad couples.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ace
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Smoke enough and you lose weight, your house, your car, your family...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 29, 2021 03:19 PM (X8XYH)
WTF, round eye? What are all these pebbles in here for?
Posted by: Chy-Na at January 29, 2021 03:19 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (AiZBA)
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How long have you been here ????
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:17 PM (8XRCm)
WAY. TOO. LONG.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2021 03:19 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: rcocean
She's their "thought leader."
Yeah, I laughed too when I typed that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (FXaFS)
AOC is a queen to millennials and Gen Z types. You know, the ones who were relieved to hear someone else had no clue what a garbage disposal was.
Still, she's going to be around a long time and is the future of the party. Plan accordingly.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 03:19 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (4uSHG)
Hmm.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (pO7gM)
I cannot wait to spend holidays at the White House when I am Hunter Biden's beautiful wife.
This woman must be smoking more meth and using more LSD than it is possible to imagine.
She is a skanky perverted whore. I feel sure EVEN Hunter could do better.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (jMEOg)
Also, stripper lessons. Make sure the pole is reinforced.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 29, 2021 03:18 PM (BN/jk)
Forget the pole. She'd need a pillar.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (FXaFS)
Now we get disgusting and uninteresting land whales like this Duhnam creature.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (/8PIA)
Posted by: Bruce at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (vd8XM)
No need to answer that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2021 03:18 PM (s2VJv)
And, like a laser beam, you get right to the point.
Posted by: Deplor4ble I4n G4lt at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: ace (who is interested and would like to know more) at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Benj. Franklin at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (AiZBA)
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How long have you been here ????
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:17 PM (8XRCm)
Right? I was just being cute (ish)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: x4 at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (0tE/i)
tinyurl.com/1sqoqs0u
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2021 03:17 PM (zjJe7)
SHE must think she's beautiful. Why else would she be posting pictures of herself in bikinis all the time?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2021 03:21 PM (nxdel)
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, "Well... how did I get here?"
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 29, 2021 03:21 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Lena Dunham already did.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:21 PM (dkrmM)
the text message (from laptop, undisputed as to authenticity) from Hunter to one of his effed-up cousins or something, which was itself a pitiful bathos eruption, said, and I more/less quote:
"at least you guys don't demand I give you half of what I bring in, like Pop"
THIS is the kind of dumb, corrupt garbage now in the White House.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2021 03:21 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2021 03:16 PM (AiZBA)
First day on this Smart MilBlog? (i keed i keed )
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 29, 2021 03:19 PM (NYS7S)
Now also a Smart InvestBlog.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 29, 2021 03:21 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: iandeal at January 29, 2021 03:21 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:21 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Chy-Na at January 29, 2021 03:21 PM (KnJdm)
i thought that was meth
Posted by: ace (who is interested and would like to know more) at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (5+1A/)
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Remember the pictures of Hunter before and after his dental work? That's what I'm thinking of.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:21 PM (LvTSG)
Hmm.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (pO7gM)
They play make believe for a living.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 03:21 PM (KbCG3)
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This should happen juuuuust about the same time Kate Upton dumps Justin Verlander for me to become her new baby daddy.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 29, 2021 03:21 PM (o9apC)
After Spending 17 Years Underground, Trillions of 'Brood X' Cicadas Will Soon Appear In 15 States
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2021 03:21 PM (3aI0K)
I cannot wait to spend holidays at the White House when I am Hunter Biden's beautiful wife.
What drug makes you delusional?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (dkrmM)
*All* of them.
I recall this bint thinking that men rushed home to engage in Onan's sin right after seeing her fat and visage on an NYC street.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 29, 2021 03:21 PM (Z5BUl)
Fat crackheads are vanishingly rare, but they exist. A testament to some people's iron will to be their worst selves.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2021 03:22 PM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2021 03:22 PM (sy5kK)
So corrupt.
But we got rid of the "authoritarian," Conservative, Inc. tells me
Posted by: ace (who is interested and would like to know more) at January 29, 2021 03:22 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2021 03:07 PM (CyB2R)
I'm waving my arm over my head, calling for a fair catch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2021 03:13 PM (FXaFS)
(golf clap)
(tips cap)
(stealing that)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 29, 2021 03:22 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (jMEOg)
I'd rather fuck a whole loaf of stale toast!
Posted by: Hunter at January 29, 2021 03:22 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2021 03:22 PM (pO7gM)
Hmm.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (pO7gM)
They are always being somebody else
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2021 03:22 PM (3aI0K)
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Don't be silly ace, the media makes them beautiful, the elites' physical attributes are irrelevant in these gaslighting times.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at January 29, 2021 03:22 PM (hpVf/)
Posted by: Williechokertoobin at January 29, 2021 03:22 PM (Pw6wN)
Come to think of it, didn't she make the same sort of statement on Twatter a year or two ago about some OTHER famous guy?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
An African-American sportsball guy (NYG player?) who probably now resides in an isolated cabin somewhere beside the Mackenzie River in NWT, Canuckistan.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2021 03:22 PM (zjJe7)
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That made me think of Martha Dump Truck.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:22 PM (O+I8R)
I wonder if Wikipedia has a built in function for that by now. I'm sure they have something that automatically changes a bio to the past tense when a celebrity takes a dirt nap.
Posted by: President-Elect Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 29, 2021 03:22 PM (59YkD)
Still, she's going to be around a long time and is the future of the party. Plan accordingly.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 03:19 PM (KbCG3)
I don't think so. Once the corporations have cleaned out the right, she will be next.
Posted by: JebPilled at January 29, 2021 03:22 PM (QUqEV)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (Ez6QX)
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Have you SEEN that shit???
Lena Dunham looks like somebody stuffed 5 lbs of sugar cookie dough into a ribbed condom.
ugg....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:23 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:13 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah, it really became evident last season (or even the one before that, with their two-parter mea culpa for previously mocking global warming).
Posted by: Dr. T at January 29, 2021 03:23 PM (c8poN)
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2021 03:22 PM (pO7gM)
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I ain't above a little "exoticism of the other" or whatever. But today is apparently Asian day on random searches for pretty girls.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:23 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin
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Correction -- Zombie America: 2021
America was in a self-induced coma by 2016. Trump was a miraculous brief awakening, but the CCP killed it for good in 2016 under a giant MyPillow -- with Beijing Biden in the role of the death rattle.
Posted by: ShainS at January 29, 2021 03:23 PM (0iRrz)
Posted by: JustFlushIt at January 29, 2021 03:21 PM (FhuBU)
Learn to swim.
- A message from Arizona Bay Real Estate, Incorporated
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 29, 2021 03:23 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2021 03:23 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 29, 2021 03:23 PM (Bs26G)
Posted by: JebPilled at January 29, 2021 03:22 PM (QUqEV)
You mean those corporations that spent all summer bending over backwards to appease BLM?
Those corporations?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 03:24 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2021 03:24 PM (nxdel)
"at least you guys don't demand I give you half of what I bring in, like Pop"
THIS is the kind of dumb, corrupt garbage now in the White House.
Posted by: rhomboid
That dumbass actually think he brings in a dime on his own????
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:24 PM (dkrmM)
And some people here think we are going to have an election in 2024.
Not going to make it past 2021 at this rate.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2021 03:24 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 29, 2021 03:24 PM (V4U1R)
tinyurl.com/1sqoqs0u
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (UZVEt)
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More like Mom and step-daughter IYKWIM.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 29, 2021 03:24 PM (o9apC)
Posted by: ShainS at January 29, 2021 03:24 PM (0iRrz)
In my "news" blackout, I have seen nothing about this. Any insiders leaking things to this effect?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2021 03:24 PM (OTzUX)
I cannot wait to spend holidays at the White House when I am Hunter Biden's beautiful wife.
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I... The... What?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2021 03:25 PM (mht8P)
Na. John Normans Gor series.
Read them in my upper teens.
For some reason I really liked them. Some unknown reason. Lol
Posted by: Bosk at January 29, 2021 03:25 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2021 03:25 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2021 03:25 PM (zZxh0)
Uh, I learned today from Ella Emhoff that Lena Dunham, or quite literally *anyone* is model-quality hot.
Anyone. No chimera is too abhorrent for a modeling contract.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2021 03:25 PM (Bvn1K)
Don't mix up your put and call. Just sayin.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2021 03:25 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:23 PM (8XRCm)
Remember the land whale who was the focus of some feminine product company's advertising campaign (think it was Playtex) for a brief while? Yeah, Lena gonna be there before too long, methinks.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 29, 2021 03:25 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2021 03:25 PM (MVjcR)
This place is losing its edge.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2021 03:26 PM (7Fj9P)
In my "news" blackout, I have seen nothing about this. Any insiders leaking things to this effect?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2021 03:24 PM (OTzUX)
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This would not surprise me at all.
It's Trump's party now. He's the captain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: IC - China Joe is a fraud at January 29, 2021 03:26 PM (a0IVu)
At worst, its contributory to the hellish nonsense we see every day now
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:26 PM (KZzsI)
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Have you done a STOP on the texts? That usually works. I stopped getting them after Biden stole the election.
What I really want are physical mailings. Because I want to mail them back their donation envelopes with a "not so friendly" note. I want lots and lots of snail mail donation requests.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:26 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 29, 2021 03:21 PM (o9apC)
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A night or 2 ago, Mrs Doof and I parked our brains in neutral and watched The Masked Dancer. Somehow, one of the "panelists" or whatever they're called mentioned Kate Upton. Mrs Doof proceeded to enlighten me as to who Kate Upton is -- informing me that she's married to Justin Verlander. Soooo cute that Mrs Doof thought that I was unaware of who Kate Upton is!!
Oh - and what was even better was that she said "Justin Verlander -- ya know, from the Astros - those dirty cheaters.
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 03:26 PM (mZUr4)
Nah.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 29, 2021 03:27 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Deplor4ble I4n G4lt at January 29, 2021 03:27 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 29, 2021 03:27 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Sen Ed Marky Mark at January 29, 2021 03:27 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Williechokertoobin
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And I thought the pig farms around here smelled bad
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 29, 2021 03:27 PM (X8XYH)
It's always been about the benjamins.
Bingo TJM,
Posted by: Bosk at January 29, 2021 03:27 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 29, 2021 03:27 PM (vN+oL)
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When you've already used "I raped my sister" years ago, there's not much left to use.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JebPilled at January 29, 2021 03:27 PM (QUqEV)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:23 PM
For your pleasure!
Posted by: Ribbed Condom at January 29, 2021 03:28 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 03:28 PM (1ISKN)
Can you imagine the smell once the reactor goes Critical?
Posted by: johnd01 at January 29, 2021 03:28 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: IC - China Joe is a fraud at January 29, 2021 03:26 PM (a0IVu)
There's a potential in with Lena for Hunter - Lena's ass can support several pounds of coke for Hunter to snort off all at once.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 29, 2021 03:28 PM (Z5BUl)
Odell Beckham, Jr. must be crushed... Lena's the One Who Got Away. Kinda like Moby Dick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2021 03:28 PM (Bvn1K)
Yeah, just bend over. You know it's gonna be good.
Posted by: Sen Ed Marky Mark at January 29, 2021 03:27 PM (sWM8x)
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*Any* word coming before the word "justice" is just a mealy-mouthed way of describing injustice.
Justice is justice. If you're modifying it, you're talking about something unjust by definition.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:28 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2021 03:28 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2021 03:28 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 29, 2021 03:28 PM (c+0/M)
ugg....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:23 PM (8XRCm)
HOly crap.. that was funny ass shit
Posted by: Inogame at January 29, 2021 03:29 PM (yVv6t)
No tuna in Subway's tuna sandwiches and wraps, lawsuit claims
What Subway bills as tuna is a "mixture of various concoctions that do not constitute tuna, yet have been blended together by defendants to imitate the appearance of tuna," according to the complaint.
https://tinyurl.com/y3pyw2od
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:29 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: JebPilled at January 29, 2021 03:27 PM (QUqEV)
But why is the right a threat to them now? They chose a side and it was AOC's side.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 03:29 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2021 03:29 PM (bjtRb)
Kind of sad, really. I was so hoping that Tim would regale me with stories of his family's rise from slavery. So I could sit here with the most malevolent blank stare in response, like a Soviet customs officer looked if you tried to "explain" something, or complain about something, at a port of entry.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2021 03:29 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Lady in Black
But we've asked you to be an official member of the Advisory Committee to the Party's Advisors of Advising. We send you a certificate and everything~! If you just send us more money, we'll make you a Super-Advisor.
Don't you love America???
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2021 03:30 PM (QjGTg)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:30 PM (O+I8R)
That's what I normally get at Subway. Taste like tuna to me.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 29, 2021 03:30 PM (2DOZq)
Was she identified by being the only good looking chic? That's a dead giveaway.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 03:30 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 03:28 PM (1ISKN)
There are some things in this world I just never, ever want to know.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2021 03:30 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 03:28 PM (1ISKN)
Sometimes guys need to be reminded that girls don't always get prettier at closing time.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2021 03:30 PM (D3cJf)
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isn't there a nic Busted Can of Biscuits?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 29, 2021 03:30 PM (jvt6t)
Odd. In ever company I have ever worked for, that has gone precisely one direction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:30 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 29, 2021 03:30 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2021 03:30 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2021 03:28 PM (KAi1n)
I'm thinking you misspelled full.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 29, 2021 03:31 PM (z79tQ)
Gonna take a long time.
Posted by: Deplor4ble I4n G4lt at January 29, 2021 03:27 PM (ufFY
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If only her circling involved a drain.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 29, 2021 03:31 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2021 03:31 PM (bjtRb)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2021 03:31 PM (yTpIK)
I really mean that. She's not right.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:30 PM (O+I8R)
Really, though, she brags about molesting her little sister. That should be a clue...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2021 03:31 PM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: Zombie Shep Smith, live from New Orleans! at January 29, 2021 03:31 PM (c+0/M)
Odd. In ever company I have ever worked for, that has gone precisely one direction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:30 PM (UZVEt)
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This sounds like an opening to kill any leftist political talk at work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:31 PM (LvTSG)
What Subway bills as tuna is a "mixture of various concoctions that do not constitute tuna, yet have been blended together by defendants to imitate the appearance of tuna," according to the complaint.
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Ewww! LOL Soylent tuna.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:31 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:30 PM (O+I8R)
She pretty much proved that when she wrote about putting pebbles up her little sister's connie and also bribing the sister to kiss her with sweets.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at January 29, 2021 03:32 PM (jMEOg)
EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Posted by: exdem13 at January 29, 2021 03:32 PM (W+kMI)
Genius Jen has the dead eyes of a Satan worshiper.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 29, 2021 03:32 PM (4Yddh)
Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2021 03:32 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:31 PM (O+I8R)
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Can't -- stop -- laughing!!!
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 03:32 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor
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If that doesn't cure his cannibalism fetish...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 29, 2021 03:32 PM (X8XYH)
tinyurl.com/1sqoqs0u
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:20 PM (UZVEt)
How do you say, "And then they made pancakes" in Mandarin?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2021 03:32 PM (FdmAd)
Hmm.
Posted by: whig
Probably all those free beejers from the 'women'
Posted by: Shakespeare at January 29, 2021 03:33 PM (pVbuE)
If you throw the rats far enough out to sea, they instantly become anadromous.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2021 03:33 PM (bjtRb)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2021 03:30 PM (QjGTg)
Yes. THAT is why you must be destroyed.
Posted by: Chy-Na at January 29, 2021 03:33 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 03:34 PM (mMpkz)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 29, 2021 03:34 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2021 03:34 PM (bjtRb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:31 PM (KZzsI)
Subways claims they use 100% tuna. Another low life tort plaintiff firm.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 29, 2021 03:34 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:34 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2021 03:34 PM (lIIT7)
Yes, she sets herself up like a golfball on a tee by claiming she'd be anyone's "beautiful wife" but still.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2021 03:34 PM (KAi1n)
No tuna in Subway's tuna sandwiches and wraps, lawsuit claims
What Subway bills as tuna is a "mixture of various concoctions that
do not constitute tuna, yet have been blended together by defendants to
imitate the appearance of tuna," according to the complaint.
https://tinyurl.com/y3pyw2od
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:29 PM (dkrmM)
That doesn't taste like Emma!
--Ellen Page
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2021 03:35 PM (D3cJf)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2021 03:32 PM (FdmAd)
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I dunno, but I suspect that "pancake" means something pretty different.
:: goes to check assumptions ::
Yup. Looks like many variants are tasty, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:35 PM (UZVEt)
I cannot wait to spend holidays at the White House when I am Hunter Biden's beautiful wife.
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Literally the funniest thing she has ever said
Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2021 03:35 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Do you think that's real bread in the first place?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2021 03:35 PM (QjGTg)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 29, 2021 03:35 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2021 03:35 PM (EjmW1)
Yes, she sets herself up like a golfball on a tee by claiming she'd be anyone's "beautiful wife" but still.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:34 PM (KZzsI)
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No. She has a weird face. She's unattractive.
I find plenty of leftist women hot, but Lena isn't even close to "office hot."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
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Charlie the Various Concoctions That Do Not Constitute Tuna could be their new mascot.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:35 PM (O+I8R)
A Physicist Has Worked Out The Math That Makes 'Paradox-Free' Time Travel Plausible
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2021 03:35 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (yvr3o)
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 03:26 PM (mZUr4)
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Mrs. Doof got that right!
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (VbCZe)
Always wondered where the pink slime was used.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: fireman1 at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (nAGcF)
Posted by: Hunter Biden
RTFP. Read the fine print. Most of their "meats" are turkey.
So that ham sammich you got? Yeah.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: Nckate at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (+6Fup)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Mr Gray at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (NTVS2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Do you think that's real bread in the first place?
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Any ideas on what makes up a McDonald's 'Shake'?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (mMpkz)
Posted by: Mr Gray at January 29, 2021 03:37 PM (NTVS2)
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2021
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My type is women who look like April Bowlby of Two and a Half Men.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 03:37 PM (yvr3o)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (mMpkz)
Wood pulp.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 03:37 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at January 29, 2021 03:37 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Leningrad bakery, 1942 at January 29, 2021 03:37 PM (OTzUX)
1 Part Lena Dunham Panty Squeezings
Posted by: Subway Toona Recipe at January 29, 2021 03:37 PM (bjtRb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:34 PM (KZzsI)
Make fat jokes with your pinkies out, gentlemen.
Posted by: 4 at January 29, 2021 03:37 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Mr Gray at January 29, 2021 03:37 PM (NTVS2)
What Subway bills as tuna is a "mixture of various concoctions that do not constitute tuna, yet have been blended together by defendants to imitate the appearance of tuna," according to the complaint.
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Ewww! LOL Soylent tuna.
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No surprise, here. Subway sold out to the food nazis long time ago, for stupid leftard praise, and profits for overcharging for what is basically 1 meat type. All of their meat is turkey or turkey based and given artificial coloring & flavoring. Meatballs? Turkey and pork, assuming there is any pork actually in them. So I have 0% hit on the shockmeter that whatever passes for tuna in the tuna salad isn't tuna.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 29, 2021 03:37 PM (W+kMI)
A Physicist Has Worked Out The Math That Makes 'Paradox-Free' Time Travel Plausible
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2021 03:35 PM (3aI0K)
Glavin!
Posted by: John Frink at January 29, 2021 03:38 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Morpheus at January 29, 2021 03:38 PM (yQpMk)
It is what is known about both of them and their actions outside of politics that makes them repellent.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2021 03:38 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2021 03:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2021 03:38 PM (T7iTv)
Posted by: Puddin Head
No idea. Never seen their ice cream machine working.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:38 PM (dkrmM)
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Anybody who thought that subway actually had "real" tuna behind the glass deserves what they got.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 29, 2021 03:38 PM (VbCZe)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (VbCZe)
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Damn straight! Probably just saying what she knows this east coast Dodgers fan wanted to hear.
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 03:38 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 29, 2021 03:38 PM (2BZBZ)
everyone would be saying she's not bad and you like her face or
something. This "she disagrees with me so she's fugly" thing is boring.
Yes, she sets herself up like a golfball on a tee by claiming she'd be anyone's "beautiful wife" but still.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:34 PM (KZzsI)
Wouldn't matter to me if she was a conservative OR a lib. She's a sexual deviant who wrote about herself doing perverted things to her younger sister.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at January 29, 2021 03:39 PM (jMEOg)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 29, 2021 03:39 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Hedge Raven at January 29, 2021 03:39 PM (CyB2R)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 29, 2021 03:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Nckate at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (+6Fup)
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Replace Lena with Meghan, and it works perfectly!
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 29, 2021 03:39 PM (ch6++)
Yes, she sets herself up like a golfball on a tee by claiming she'd be anyone's "beautiful wife" but still.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Ummmmmm no, just, no.
Fat and dumpy. No self esteem. Tons of baggage.
That is before we get to her being a leftist.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 29, 2021 03:39 PM (X8XYH)
All I know is everything I have ever gotten there tastes the same. Its not a terrible the same, but... the same.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:31 PM (O+I8R)
Perhaps the Japanese need to open up a fishing operation in her cooch.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 29, 2021 03:39 PM (ufFY8)
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No idea. Never seen their ice cream machine working.
Posted by: rickb223
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And rickb223 wins today's daily internet award.
Posted by: Mr Gray at January 29, 2021 03:39 PM (NTVS2)
Posted by: Leningrad bakery, 1942 at January 29, 2021 03:37 PM (OTzUX)
No one turned their nose up at me.
Posted by: Leningrad's cheap ground meat at January 29, 2021 03:40 PM (yQpMk)
Legal Insurrection-second or so story, Scroll down:
https://legalinsurrection.com/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2021 03:40 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 29, 2021 03:40 PM (KnJdm)
everyone would be saying she's not bad and you like her face or something.
Nope. Not even if you covered it in Horsey Sauce.
Posted by: Ray Charles Ghost at January 29, 2021 03:40 PM (bjtRb)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 29, 2021 03:40 PM (49Dnm)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 03:29 PM (KbCG3)
Logically, the right is no threat. But we are talking about people who really believe that an unauthorized CH tour was worse than 9/11.
I am thinking that AOC is annoying to the corporate dems and they would like her gone. Once the only targets that remain are on the left she will be in trouble.
The fear mob always needs a target and there are only so many trump supporters in the world.
Posted by: JebPilled at January 29, 2021 03:40 PM (QUqEV)
Fat and dumpy. No self esteem. Tons of baggage.
That is before we get to her being a leftist.
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Don't blame Lena, her father spent his life painting vaginas as if he were Georgia O'keef.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 03:40 PM (mMpkz)
Posted by: McDonalds Shake at January 29, 2021 03:40 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2021 03:41 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (mMpkz)
Checkmate, deplorable - our milkshake and ice cream machines are always down!
Posted by: McDonalds at January 29, 2021 03:41 PM (Z5BUl)
Their lies just keep getting bigger and more audacious. I have to wonder if there is a limit or if it is never reached, like Peak Stupid.
Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2021 03:41 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Hunter Biden
RTFP. Read the fine print. Most of their "meats" are turkey.
So that ham sammich you got? Yeah.
Posted by: rickb223
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Not Spam, wonderful Spam?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 29, 2021 03:41 PM (X8XYH)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 29, 2021 03:42 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 03:42 PM (1ISKN)
Yes, she sets herself up like a golfball on a tee by claiming she'd be anyone's "beautiful wife" but still.
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Aww, hell no, man! Lena Dunham is a fat skanky ho whose mother was an obese trailer park queen and whose daddy was a drunken soldier of Isengard. She benefited (wrongly) from the Woke revised definition of "beauty" and has made money and simping media praise off it. I wouldn't do her if both of us were wearing bags on our heads. And that's before she opens her stupid leftard mouth.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 29, 2021 03:42 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 03:42 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 03:42 PM (mMpkz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:39 PM (KZzsI)
That's because you make your own sandwich.
The base meat and the bread are the only variables.
Then, you put the same shit on top.
Lettuce, tomahtoes, green peppers, yellow peppers, black olives, S&P, oregano, spinach, a little oil.
All because you want to get your money's worth, but it makes them all taste the same.
Oh, that's not you? Must just be me then.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 29, 2021 03:43 PM (z79tQ)
Yes, she sets herself up like a golfball on a tee by claiming she'd be anyone's "beautiful wife" but still.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:34 PM (KZzsI)
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In fairness to me (and I am always *at least* fair to me), I have said before that Lena Dunham was a homely but otherwise normal woman I wouldn't ordinarily notice, but her politics knocked her from "plain" to "ugly." But that was also when she wasn't a troll like she is now.
Then her show ended and she went Hollywood-Political Insane and turned herself into a homunculus. She wasn't always. She did it to herself and became a gigantic turn-off. Leftist women often do that to themselves.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:43 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 03:36 PM (mMpkz)
3 parts milk, 1 part artificial sweeteners, 1 part listeria.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 29, 2021 03:43 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at January 29, 2021 03:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Mmmmmmm. Head cheese on a Ritz cracker.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:43 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:43 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 03:42 PM (mMpkz)
No it isn't.
Posted by: Kumala at January 29, 2021 03:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bosk at January 29, 2021 03:44 PM (SWbVS)
Yeah, that's what makes her ugly. Her soul is hideous.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 03:42 PM (mMpkz)
About that...
Posted by: Mountain Oysters at January 29, 2021 03:44 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 29, 2021 03:44 PM (2DOZq)
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*points at Meggie Mac McCain
I find you argument specious, unfounded, without merit and fucking stupid.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:44 PM (8XRCm)
The Regulatory State is going to be up our asses in ways never before imagined. I'm starting to think merely surviving the next four years is going to be a serious challenge.
http://bitly.ws/bxac
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 29, 2021 03:44 PM (sWM8x)
Googling, Lena Dunham Runway and staring at the results should disabuse all but the clinically insane that Lena Dunham is attractive at any level of analysis.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2021 03:44 PM (/8PIA)
"Republican ties to extremist groups under scrutiny"
These are actual headlines, right now, in the online version of the Seattle Times.
If anyone thought there is an actual way out of this - that is trying to continue calling this a functioning country - with the Leftists living in a world completely divorced from simple reality, I feel sorry for you.
And me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2021 03:44 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 03:45 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Guy Jackin' it in Womens Underwear Section at Walmart at January 29, 2021 03:45 PM (P2N8V)
Posted by: Puddin Head
No, but I'll bet it doesn't have to be refrigerated for transport.
Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2021 03:45 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 29, 2021 03:45 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Mr Gray at January 29, 2021 03:45 PM (NTVS2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:35 PM (UZVEt)
This website, back in the day, had a whole series on making pancakes that was pretty funny: probably not completely sfw
Retrospace:
tinyurl.com/4gojb6yv
I think that's where "making pancakes" started. Oh, and tinyurl has really changed. I don't even see the option for "safe links" now. Probably requires a subscription or something.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2021 03:45 PM (FdmAd)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:45 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:46 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:12 PM (dkrmM)
I don't know. Go ask Alice...
Posted by: Grace Slick at January 29, 2021 03:46 PM (BgMrQ)
He didn't say she was attractive. He said somebody probably would be saying, "But she has a cute face" if she were conservative and that he finds the "she's so ugly" stuff boring.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2021 03:46 PM (VP4Cd)
Corporations hate conservatives and want them dead so that the world will be flat.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2021 03:46 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at January 29, 2021 03:46 PM (ftFVW)
The base meat and the bread are the only variables.
Then, you put the same shit on top.
Lettuce, tomahtoes, green peppers, yellow peppers, black olives, S&P, oregano, spinach, a little oil.
All because you want to get your money's worth, but it makes them all taste the same.
Oh, that's not you? Must just be me then.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 29, 2021 03:43 PM (z79tQ)
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It's not just you.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 29, 2021 03:46 PM (VbCZe)
Plastic shavings and paint thinner with lots of sugar
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 29, 2021 03:35 PM (2BZBZ)
49th month in a row!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2021 03:47 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 29, 2021 03:47 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks
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I used to work part time at TB in college. Their meat is actually pretty good.
Its the orange sawdust filler seasoning shit they add to it thats sketchy AF.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:47 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:46 PM (KZzsI)
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I'd still bang Elizabeth Hurley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)
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Sorry, nope. I would never make fun of someone's looks even for being liberal. But a Communist? I'll say every awful thing I can about them. Everything. Their looks, their intellect, their parentage, the fact that they persist in breathing, everything. Even if she was objectively gorgeous, I'd call her an ugly cow, dog and bitch, because I hate her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2021 03:47 PM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 29, 2021 03:47 PM (4TNnA)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Nobody knows.
The machine is always broken.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2021 03:47 PM (AiZBA)
She was just an unattractive gal. Worked with many over the years.
He took a guy to the company "Holiday party." I am thinking. Why did he spend all that money (that he had inherited from her grandmother) on trans shit? He could have just stayed a homo. And no, I don't know if he ever had his junk removed.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 29, 2021 03:47 PM (2BZBZ)
"Republican ties to extremist groups under scrutiny"
Nothing is more unifying then a "devout" Catholic paying for abortions in foreign Countries
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (Zmnko)
It's a hideous thing, but who knows whether she really did it. I think Lena Dunham says everything to get a reaction whether it's true or not.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Bosk at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)
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Any day of the week.
Hey, Liz! I'm available! If it's possible to the the 1997 model, then so much the better - but I'm not picky.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021
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Machine gun jubblies?? Bee-have!
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (mZUr4)
Their lies just keep getting bigger and more audacious. I have to wonder if there is a limit or if it is never reached, like Peak Stupid.
Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2021 03:41 PM (MxEKc)
And yet couldn't collude hard enough to keep him in the White House.
Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (Izzlo)
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Oh come on, it's not like regulations put into effect by unnamed, unknown, unelected bureaucrats have the force of law.
Posted by: Mr Gray at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (NTVS2)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (O+I8R)
Emma Portner: tinyurl.com/397g8lwo
Annoyingly, tiny Url will no longer allow me to customize my links. Bastards. That's half the fun of making new links.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (pTHOC)
Um... I know you are a paper hatted McDonald's drone but... everyone puts syrup in their fountain drinks. That's how they're made, dipstick. You get carbonated water and flavoring syrup and the machine mixes them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:46 PM (KZzsI)
Maybe the ette's but for most guys hot is hot. I'm sure though there were a few examples.
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Gyneth Paltrow Goop at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (fUm2i)
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This is story of Jennifer Pritzker or Dr. Levine?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 03:49 PM (mMpkz)
*Lobbed*
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Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2021 03:49 PM (S7VTO)
I think I taught her that conservative Catholics don't hate. We love and want the best for everyone.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 29, 2021 03:49 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2021 03:49 PM (bjtRb)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (Zmnko)
Bingo.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at January 29, 2021 03:49 PM (jMEOg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:49 PM (LvTSG)
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Yeah, that's what makes her ugly. Her soul is hideous.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:44 PM (KZzsI)
Also her ugly face and body.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2021 03:49 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2021 03:41 PM (MxEKc)
Imagine spending 40 years cultivating a Manchurian candidate and then just letting him lose after one term.
Those Russkies really are piss poor at this, huh?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 03:49 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 29, 2021 03:47 PM (4TNnA)
Mom.
The courts always side with mom.
Posted by: Daddy Reddit at January 29, 2021 03:49 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:46 PM (KZzsI)
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I'd still bang Elizabeth Hurley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)
Whoever could pull me out of Megyn Kelly would be rightwise crowned the King of England.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2021 03:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2021 03:50 PM (tsZQ+)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at January 29, 2021 03:50 PM (ts6Zs)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 29, 2021 03:50 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Leningrad bakery, 1942 at January 29, 2021 03:50 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 29, 2021 03:50 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Dexter Keys at January 29, 2021 03:50 PM (RH780)
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Monica Bellucci, from any point after turning 21 up to and including now.
Posted by: Mr Gray at January 29, 2021 03:50 PM (NTVS2)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (O+I8R)
I don't think they actually put much brains in it, most of it is the tongue and whatever little bit of meat they can find.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 03:51 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (Zmnko)
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FIFY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:51 PM (UZVEt)
Almost Ricky Gervais scorching, but c'mon man!
Posted by: Joe Biden Time til puddin' time at January 29, 2021 03:51 PM (pB0Em)
Posted by: Dexter Keys at January 29, 2021 03:50 PM (RH780)
So they're straight but with a couple of twists.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 03:51 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 03:51 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 29, 2021 03:50 PM (03n3v)
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How the FUCK are you gonna get Orca to fit in a 55 gallon drum???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:51 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: PabloD, booking agent for Aero Pinochet at January 29, 2021 03:52 PM (j5/wh)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:51 PM (8XRCm)
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It's lubricated.
Duh.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:52 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 29, 2021 03:52 PM (2BZBZ)
Aren't imperial gallons larger?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2021 03:52 PM (S7VTO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:46 PM (KZzsI)
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Regardless of where her bogus journalistic journey took her, I still equate Megyn Kelly with ZZ Top's "Legs"
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 29, 2021 03:52 PM (ch6++)
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Same here. Its a conundrum. I thinks its the mayo, onions and black bread.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 03:52 PM (mMpkz)
OR will it break 30K, and begin the popping of the bubble under the iron fist of Biden (and his handlers)? ... idk, but DOW down about 4% since Biden was ushered into power (in front of a crowd of 100 or so, not counting those that had to be there).
Posted by: illiniwek at January 29, 2021 03:52 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:51 PM (8XRCm)
Tell her the cake is at the bottom. She'll take care of the rest.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2021 03:53 PM (bjtRb)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2021 03:53 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 29, 2021 03:53 PM (ssz2a)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2021 03:48 PM (Zmnko)
Bingo.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at January 29, 2021 03:49 PM (jMEOg)
To be fair he's confiscating our money and doing that... so..
Posted by: Inogame at January 29, 2021 03:53 PM (yVv6t)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Cheek meat.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:53 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2021 03:53 PM (Bvn1K)
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Monica Bellucci, from any point after turning 21 up to and including now.
Posted by: Mr Gray at January 29, 2021 03:50 PM (NTVS2)
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Fax Babes???
Lara Dhue.
And Judge Janine. If I EVER got the chance Id show her the most AWSOME 45 seconds of her life.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:53 PM (8XRCm)
Any ideas on what makes up a McDonald's 'Shake'?
Posted by: Puddin Head
No, but I'll bet it doesn't have to be refrigerated for transport.
Posted by: Ripley
Don't even THINK about looking up a McFlurry on Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2021 03:53 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2021 03:54 PM (bjtRb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:46 PM (KZzsI)
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ugly on the inside does not exclude them from being rated as "bang-able", just as "mate-able". Or not. Who knows.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 29, 2021 03:54 PM (VbCZe)
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Brains are canned separately. They cost more than Head Cheese.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 03:54 PM (mMpkz)
double-standard for me, unlike looks. I love PDT, our Real President,
but if he raped a kid I'd do the honors on him myself, and happily.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2021 03:53 PM (Bvn1K)
Absolutely.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at January 29, 2021 03:54 PM (jMEOg)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 03:54 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: klaftern at January 29, 2021 03:54 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 29, 2021 03:50 PM (2DOZq)
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I don't like either, unless I am iron-deficient.
If I am iron-deficient, then liverwurst is the most incredible thing I have ever tasted. I will eat it to excess with an utter absence of self-control. It has happened a couple of times in my life. At every other time, I am decidedly *not* interested. But when I want it, man do I want it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:54 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 29, 2021 03:50 PM (03n3v)
And we could all pick our own fat roll, so nobody gets sloppy seconds!
Posted by: Daddy Reddit at January 29, 2021 03:54 PM (z79tQ)
For a second I feared that this was in reference to Elliot Page.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2021 03:54 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Rick554 at January 29, 2021 03:54 PM (FmOIw)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2021 03:53 PM (OTzUX)
Funny how leaks stopped when DT left DC...
Posted by: Inogame at January 29, 2021 03:55 PM (yVv6t)
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I'd like to know about this, too. But honestly think McCarthy is going to faux-grovel to get Trump to energize us to help them not crash and burn into oblivion. I hope he leaves them hanging by remembering just exactly what they did to him, and us.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2021 03:55 PM (O+I8R)
Yeah, Ana Navarro says they are two white slaver's who basically need to be eliminated
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2021 03:55 PM (Zmnko)
He said nothing about SMOD, firestorm, or Vogon construction crew.
Posted by: PabloD, booking agent for Aero Pinochet at January 29, 2021 03:55 PM (j5/wh)
Posted by: jakee308.com at January 29, 2021 03:55 PM (D4OO0)
Are they? They are both claiming to be men and are together and they were both female to begin with. That seems like double gay to me.
Posted by: Dexter Keys at January 29, 2021 03:55 PM (RH780)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:53 PM (8XRCm)
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Laurie Dhue!!!!! Well played!!!
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 03:55 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:55 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2021 03:56 PM (vMCab)
When your grandsons ask you how lesbians work, you have your answer.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2021 03:56 PM (bjtRb)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 29, 2021 03:07 PM (ufFY
Portia DeRossi is fuming because Ann Heche wants to go on the Ellen show. Don't ask me hos I know this.
Posted by: Javems at January 29, 2021 03:56 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2021 03:53 PM (OTzUX)
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All I have is wild speculation. Here it is:
McCarthy: Don, c'mon man. Can you *please* help us out? Donations have cratered. We're going to run out of money just for operations, let alone campaigning. All we get is business reply mail with various notes ranging from dismissive to overtly threatening. We're in a real bind, man!
Trump: Kiss the ring. Then kneel on all fours and act as a footstool for me. Then go back to Washington. I'll think about it if drag your asses all the way into the "America First" corner. I am not hopeful. I've seen your guys' behavior over the past few months.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:57 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2021 03:56 PM (vMCab)
Nah, I'm sticking with mentally ill weirdos that can't have functional relationships.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 03:57 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2021 03:49 PM (yQpMk)
She has a podcast now, and I was listening to her interview someone I was interested in hearing, but I had to turn it off. Kelly's voice.. it sounds artificially deep, and even though I THINK she was trying to be sincere, she just sounds like a complete phony.
I don't think she could shut up enough for me to want to get close enough.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2021 03:57 PM (oQ94s)
And only agree to do general rabble-rousing for the GOP on a few key issues, and in those he will hammer home the strongest possible version of his key issues while in office, and he will openly support only those he thinks would advance those causes if elected.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2021 03:57 PM (OTzUX)
'Not the whole hour, honey. Just for a quick bump.'
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2021 03:57 PM (bjtRb)
Posted by: Yo! at January 29, 2021 03:57 PM (r4bSV)
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Wait .... WUT???
I thought Heche went back to Team Dick again ???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 03:58 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 29, 2021 03:58 PM (4TNnA)
Posted by: Dexter Keys at January 29, 2021 03:55 PM (RH780)
Honestly, I got lost. Thought they started as opposite sex and each transitioned.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 03:58 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 29, 2021 03:58 PM (4TNnA)
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So, TRON?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:58 PM (LvTSG)
Fire is cleansing.
Fire is pure.
Fire is Gaia's friend.
Like when you have a bad case of crabs you have to soak in the ddt or whatever.
California's showing the way.
Posted by: jakee308.com at January 29, 2021 03:58 PM (D4OO0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 03:39 PM (KZzsI)
That's because you make your own sandwich.
The base meat and the bread are the only variables.
Then, you put the same shit on top.
Lettuce, tomahtoes, green peppers, yellow peppers, black olives, S&P, oregano, spinach, a little oil.
All because you want to get your money's worth, but it makes them all taste the same.
Oh, that's not you? Must just be me then.
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The thing with Subway and other fast food chains is that during this century they have mainly cut costs in ingredients to stay afloat. It's been a challenge, as first the fallout of 9/11, then the fallout of 0% prime loans, then the fallout of 8 years of Obummer, and THEN the Wuhan Flu scare hit them in the overhead. As someone who has eaten a lot of fast food & take-out this century, there has been an increasing blandness caused by cheaper ingredients, corners cut in preparing said ingredients, and some outright substitutions. Not one Subway sandwich can stand up to its counterpart from an actual deli.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 29, 2021 03:58 PM (W+kMI)
Well, now you're just making me hungry.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2021 03:58 PM (+lVUW)
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That was my morning. Did I tell you I hate this teleworking shit?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 03:59 PM (mMpkz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:58 PM (LvTSG)
LMAO.. and true, so true
Posted by: Inogame at January 29, 2021 03:59 PM (yVv6t)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2021 03:59 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 03:57 PM (UZVEt)
Also, yes, I will be wearing your skin as a suit.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 03:59 PM (KbCG3)
He was loyal to his adopted party to a fault and for that they stabbed him the back at every turn and conspired to remove him from office.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2021 03:59 PM (/8PIA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:58 PM (LvTSG)
LMAO.. and true, so true
Posted by: Inogame at January 29, 2021 03:59 PM (yVv6t)
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I like it, but the opportunity for the joke was just too good to pass up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:59 PM (LvTSG)
I made salads and sandwiches in a hotel restaurant one summer when I was in college. Every so often, someone would order a tongue sandwich. I'd haul this big old cow tongue out of the fridge and put it in the meat slicer. I thought it was disgusting - until I actually tried it and found it wasn't bad at all. But it's something I think you would have to order from a specialty butcher shop now.
Americans didn't used to be so squeamish. I have a copy of the original "Joy of Cooking" published during the Depression. Recipes for tripe, kidneys, brains, and pig's feet in there. Also an illustration of how to skin a squirrel: just put one foot on the tail and pull the fur off like a sweater. Easy, peasy! Now it's ready for the pot!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at January 29, 2021 03:59 PM (HabA/)
DeRosi tried to Short the dick, but Heche went Long and now plans on Holding it to see what kind of Growth she may experience over the short term.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2021 03:59 PM (bjtRb)
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 04:00 PM (mZUr4)
So. Are the video games any better now than the movie?
Posted by: jakee308.com at January 29, 2021 04:00 PM (D4OO0)
Just hook me up and let me rot.
Posted by: jakee308.com at January 29, 2021 04:01 PM (D4OO0)
I like it, but the opportunity for the joke was just too good to pass up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 03:59 PM (LvTSG)
TRON is one of those movies that watching at a kid was a completely different movie from watching as an adult.
Posted by: Inogame at January 29, 2021 04:01 PM (yVv6t)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 29, 2021 04:01 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2021 03:57 PM (oQ94s)
I really shouldn't because this is kind of a softball, but you can't think of any way to shut her up?
At least temporarily?
Posted by: Daddy Reddit at January 29, 2021 04:01 PM (z79tQ)
(cue standard tedious discussion of "taking over the GOP" vs. replacing it/destroying it)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2021 04:02 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: exdem13
True, and that's why deli sandwiches cost more. I just buy deli meat, sliced cheese, and rye bread.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2021 04:02 PM (+lVUW)
*giggles, sheepishly raises hand*
Posted by: Satan at January 29, 2021 04:02 PM (9p+wn)
Nah, I'm sticking with mentally ill weirdos that can't have functional relationships.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 03:57 PM (1ISKN)
Well yeah that's possible too. But I just can't help but think of the South Park where Mr. Garrison got his dick cut off to become a woman, and Mr. Slave broke up with him because he's gay and he's not interested in women, (he wants the cock.) Could that be this situation even if its a woman just claiming "I'm a guy now!" and not actually doing anything to alter it. Afterall they broke up probably right around the time Ellen decide she was Elliot.
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2021 04:02 PM (vMCab)
They were both born female and both transitioned to male and are now in a relationship.
I know it's confusing. Gives me a headache and it's a minefield if the subject comes up for discussion.
Posted by: Dexter Keys at January 29, 2021 04:02 PM (RH780)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 29, 2021 04:02 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: azjaeger at January 29, 2021 04:03 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 29, 2021 04:04 PM (49Dnm)
I had lunch there - damn good soups and salads and I had a pretty good grilled cheese and avocado and bacon sandwich with my soup. You get a free roll and butter and a chocolate covered strawberry with each other. Everything is fresh and good. It's become my favorite fast food place.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at January 29, 2021 04:04 PM (HabA/)
Um... I know you are a paper hatted McDonald's drone but... everyone puts syrup in their fountain drinks. That's how they're made, dipstick. You get carbonated water and flavoring syrup and the machine mixes them.
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That article sounds like it was written by a credulous "journalist" who never had to sweat out a fast food job. Everybody who worked a burger place or cafeteria and filled the soda machines knows that. Jesus, we are depending on such twits with sequestered upbringings to give us the news? No wonder the Left owns it.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 29, 2021 04:04 PM (W+kMI)
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Sounds like "Elliot" has become social media pals with the lunatics who are after J.K. Rowling for (rightly) saying that trannies aren't actual women.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 29, 2021 04:07 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Look up the ingredient 'Carrageenan' and get back to me.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2021 04:09 PM (QjGTg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 04:10 PM (KZzsI)
WHO gets the CAR...and is it a stick shift?
Posted by: Saf at January 29, 2021 04:26 PM (/N+d8)
The human body cannot tolerate the amount of cocaine or heroin needed to convince Hunter Biden to consider marrying you.
Posted by: mmack at January 29, 2021 04:43 PM (DI37C)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 29, 2021 04:44 PM (ytSiK)
Fingerbanging at Noon in the residence. Be there and bring a young acquaintance.
Posted by: KillGoogleandFacebook at January 29, 2021 04:57 PM (GKRoJ)
Posted by: 370H55V at January 29, 2021 05:23 PM (WusEB)
It's the same old sad tale we've seen repeated endlessly over the millennia: introduce a man into the relationship and everything goes to hell.
Posted by: Mickey M at January 29, 2021 06:20 PM (+85BH)
Guys...did she just figure out a hetero workaround for being a protected class?
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at January 30, 2021 12:01 AM (A2eXZ)
Posted by: Warmongerel at January 31, 2021 12:01 AM (Ut/st)
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