The Morning Rant

Countdown: The Biggest Lies of 2020

(12a) "The NY Times is a news organization."

(12b) "I wouldn't say CNN is anti-Trump, we just have to report his many lies."

(11) "Governor Andrew Cuomo is doing a fantastic job."

(10) "BLM is concerned with helping African Americans."

(9) "Indictments are coming real soon now."

(8 ) "Trump is stealing mailboxes."

(7a) "Biden got more votes than Obama."

(7b) "Biden got more votes than Trump."

(6) "There was no election fraud."

(5) "There was a little bit of election fraud."

(4) "OK, there may have been some election fraud, but not enough to swing the election."

(3) "Fiery, but mostly peaceful protests."

(2) "Any story about Hunter Biden's laptop and his CCP connections is Russian disinformation."

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And now, the biggest lie of 2020:
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It's a tie!

(1) "We're all in this together."

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(1) "Sources say..."

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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Please submit any prayer requests to “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com.

Prayer Requests:
9/30 – Coelacanth requests prayers for his son Cameron, for Godliness and clarity of thought and heart and purpose.
10/19 Update – Coelacanth sends thanks – they have seen a couple of small breakthroughs this last week.
12/9 Update – Coelacanth asks for prayers for forgiveness and an open heard and mind. A recent conversation with Cameron did not go well and he is refusing contact with them. Coelacanth’s wife is heartbroken.
10/7 – Lee Also requests prayers for her good friend who needs a lung transplant. He’s been on the list for a while, but it’s getting to the point where he needs it sooner than later. She also would like prayers for the family of the person whose untimely death will give life to her friend. They have lost someone they love. But their generosity will help her friend.
11/18 Update – Her friend has moved closer to the hospital, which means he’s up higher on the list. He’s getting rehab in preparation for the transplant, so keep praying for him, please. And prayers also for the family who lost a loved one and allowed their loved one’s organs to give new life to people like her friend.
12/23 Update – Her friend just got THE call. It may turn out that the lungs won’t be right, in which case, someone else will get them and he will have to wait. She requests prayers that her friend makes it through surgery successfully, and through recovery, and for the family of the donor, that they may have peace knowing that their generosity saved a life.
11/25 – Roxanne, Roxanne is in desperate need of prayer. She found out her husband of 10 years has been having an affair since March. They have two kids, a 5 year old and an 8 year old.
12/2 – Sgt. Mom is asking for prayers for her daughter and unborn grandson, Jamie. The Daughter Unit is 40, this is her first pregnancy, and because of her age, this is considered a high-risk pregnancy, with an elevated chance of Downs’ Syndrome for Jamie. They had an ultrasound this week and an amniocentesis is scheduled for the week of Christmas. The Daughter Unit will carry on with the pregnancy regardless – but prayers for a healthy, normal child are humbly requested.
12/2 – Tonypete asks for prayers for a wonderful gal that fell and whacked her head. There were pretty severe injuries initially, but she seems well on the way to recovery. Please pray for continued healing and getting back to her normal.
12/2 – Tonypete requests prayers of thanksgiving for Joyce. Her breast cancer was treated successfully with radiation only and chemo was not needed. No further signs are present, thank God.
12/9 – Roxxee asks for prayers for her daughter, who has developed a severe addiction to prescription Adderall, and is now in deep psychosis. She has cut herself off from family and friends and will not respond to any of them. Praying for a Christmas miracle that she wakes up from her psychosis and gets help.
12/12 – Katya, the designated driver sends an update that she was in the ER with shortness of breath last weekend, and has found she has a blood clot in her lung now. The blood thinner she was on for the clot in her leg wasn’t doing the job, so she is giving herself injections twice a day of enoxaparin sodium. She feels good, mostly. She sends her thanks for prayers and support through her chemo treatments.
12/29 Update: Last week was her last chemo treatment. She still has 4 infusion treatments of Keytruda, which is the immunotherapy drug that is still in clinical trials in the US. She has an appointment on Wednesday with the surgeon to scheduler her mastectomy. She sends thanks for continued prayers and support.
12/22 – Homer’s Donuts asks for prayers for work. He was laid off on 12/22 with only a few days of notice, and it feels horrible not knowing when the next paycheck is going to come.
12/29 – NavyMom requests prayers for her family. Their daughter decided to cut NavyMom and her husband out of her life and her children’s lives. NavyMom’s husband is having lunch with her daughter’s fiancé on Wednesday, so prayers for the right words and hearts to be softened.
12/29 – empire 1 asks for prayers for her husband, who recently died. She found him, and she probably could use some prayers, too.

For Healing:
11/29 – Pennsyltucky asks for prayers for complete healing from Covid.
11/30 – IronMikeGolf has had a hard time with Covid and was in the hospital. Prayers are needed for healing.
11/30 – AnnaPuma had a heart attack and a stent was put in. Prayers are requested for complete healing, and that the Veterans paperwork would go through smoothly.
11/30 – mpfs was having an 8-hour infusion to help with her MS. Prayers are asked for, that the symptoms would be much lessened.
12/10 - Jewells asks for prayers for her oldest daughter, who is experiencing horrible neck and shoulder pain, which has now turned into nerve pain in her left arm and hand. She is on many medications now, and nothing is helping. She will begin PT and hopefully that will help.
12/16 – Mishdog requests prayers for his mother-in-law, who lives in Russia. She has had high blood pressure for a couple of years and has been taking medication for it. A few weeks ago, she had to call an ambulance because her BP was over 200, but they couldn’t take her to the hospital because their hospital was only taking Covid patients. She was finally admitted to the hospital last Saturday but didn’t see a doctor until Monday. Additionally, they do not have staff to look after her, so she must track her own BP, heart rate, medication, etc. Please pray for a solid diagnosis and treatment plan.
12/21 – Toad-O requests prayers for his mother, who has just tested positive for covid-19. She is 88 years old and in a nursing home.
12/23 – Notsothoreau requests prayers for Jesse in DC’s mom. They believe she has had a stroke. She is in the hospital and being transferred to the stroke unit. She is 94 and would appreciate prayers for healing.

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Keep calm and pray on!

Who Dis:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Japanese Cheesecake:

Cheesecake recipe is here.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:11 AM

Comments

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1 The Gorilla! Waited all morning for the Gorilla!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 30, 2020 11:12 AM (gtatv)

2 Not first.

Posted by: Semper Fubar at December 30, 2020 11:12 AM (Nap8v)

3 Will notify of a nood the Artsy thread.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 30, 2020 11:13 AM (gtatv)

4 I dream of...

Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 11:14 AM (l6b3d)

5 Whoever these two are, they obviously have no direct connection.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:14 AM (NWM+b)

6 And.
So.
It begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at December 30, 2020 11:14 AM (Uhu8A)

7 Who Dis: Barbara Eden and Micheal Ansara

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 30, 2020 11:14 AM (ch6++)

8 Gorilla!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 30, 2020 11:14 AM (d1uFV)

9 I dunno, OM. I think there might be more items tied for #1. I can think of two more right off the top of my head:

"Public health officials are competent and are looking out for you"

"The United States of America is a republic with the consent of the governed." (In fairness, this lie is much bigger than just 2020)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (hYcqw)

10 Nipon cheesecake looks like anglefood or spongecake. Would be good with whippedcream and strawberries

Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (l6b3d)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

12 ....but he rides my El Dorado baby, when he comes to town....

Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (AwYPR)

13 7 Who Dis: Barbara Eden and Micheal Ansara

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 30, 2020 11:14 AM (ch6++)

You are correct, sir!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (y0ZEQ)

14 mmmm, cheesecake.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (HK8/E)

15
it is not covid, or the corona fucking virus

it is the china virus or the wuhan virus

come on people

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (r4bSV)

16 She makes men of a certain age want to rub something.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (oQ94s)

17
Insom got a rock ...

446 [445 comment rule]
Posted by: Insomniac

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (pNxlR)

18 Louisiana Rep.-elect Luke Letlow, who died while battling COVID-19, suffered a heart attack following a procedure, a hospital official said.

Sounds like there is more to the story than Covid as expected

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (tsZQ+)

19 5 Whoever these two are, they obviously have no direct connection.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:14 AM (NWM+b)

Yes, they've never seen each other...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (y0ZEQ)

20 Barbara Eden and...Michael Ansara?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (OUMaO)

21 Pretty sure Loeffler has made some substantial charity gifts during the pandemic as well. I might even work up the effort to look it up... point still stands though, it's a very short list.

Posted by: f2000 at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (IIUCn)

22 The Cheesecake of the Rising Sun looks light and fluffy. It may taste fine, but cheesecake is supposed to approach the density of neutronium.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2020 11:16 AM (hYcqw)

23
*Gorilla*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2020 11:16 AM (EGyGV)

24 Read the content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at December 30, 2020 11:16 AM (OUMaO)

25 Barbara Eden & Michael Ansara... Married

Posted by: Semper Fubar at December 30, 2020 11:16 AM (Nap8v)

26 26 Read the content. Rookie mistake.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at December 30, 2020 11:16 AM (OUMaO)

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I don't understand this. What content?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:16 AM (NWM+b)

27 My work announced no one's allowed back come first of the year. They are in full virus hysteria panic again. At least I'm allowed to WFH.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 11:16 AM (l6b3d)

28 Countdown: The Biggest Lies of 2020

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"2021 will be better!" will move to #1 within 6 weeks.

Or #TwoWeeks

Posted by: Bete at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (Ojki1)

29 I think Barbara and Micheal are/were married. I do remember him guest starring in at least one episode of I Dream of Jeannie.
So, they had that much in common, at least.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (ch6++)

30 29 My work announced no one's allowed back come first of the year. They are in full virus hysteria panic again. At least I'm allowed to WFH.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 11:16 AM (l6b3d)

Wear Funny Hats?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (6FeV1)

31 30 Countdown: The Biggest Lies of 2020

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"2021 will be better!" will move to #1 within 6 weeks.

Or #TwoWeeks
Posted by: Bete at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (Ojki1)

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#TwoDays

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (NWM+b)

32 Well, Barbara Eden is pretty easy to get. Don't know the guy, don't care.

Biggest lie of 2020: "America is a constitutional republic."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (2JVJo)

33 Went to the doctor today and got a clean Bill of health. Birthday coming up on the 6th. Hopefully Pence will not give me communism as a gift.

Posted by: Jmel at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (4cZX1)

34 Barbara Eden and some dude.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

35 I dreamt of Jeannie.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (yQpMk)

36 I would do all sorts of things to Barbara Eden. This MILF...eh. I've done worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (d1uFV)

37 Barbara Eden. AkA Genie

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (519N7)

38 2021 is going to be like 2020, but with more practice and experience under its belt.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (6FeV1)

39 How is a dry piece of sponge cake with a bit of powdered sugar being passed off as cheesecake?

Another communist plot, that's how.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (oQ94s)

40 Husband and wife Barbara and Mike.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (63Dwl)

41 I dream of Jeannie was serious boner TeeVee.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (pCmNo)

42 UGH she was hot.....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (Zz0t1)

43 Read the content. Rookie mistake.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at December 30, 2020 11:16 AM (OUMaO)
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I wrote a little browser add-on that deletes everything below the headline and above the dashed line before the comments. Makes skipping the content *much* easier...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (hYcqw)

44 10 I dunno, OM. I think there might be more items tied for #1. I can think of two more right off the top of my head:

"Public health officials are competent and are looking out for you"

"The United States of America is a republic with the consent of the governed." (In fairness, this lie is much bigger than just 2020)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (hYcqw)

Right, Both are bigger than 2020. I prolly should do a "stuff about our country that used to be true but not any more" thread.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (y0ZEQ)

45 Samantha > Jeannie

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (6FeV1)

46 Okay, that picture of the little girl with the frozen vegetables is seriously funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (hYcqw)

47
Rumor has it that the art thread will henceforth feature side boob art for Fridays. Really?!!

Did kbdabear sign on as co-host, along with Kris?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (pNxlR)

48 47 Samantha > Jeannie
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (6FeV1)

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And a new fight is born.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (NWM+b)

49 Huh. Didn't know the two were married. Sad about the son, though.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (OUMaO)

50 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (pNxlR)

You mentioned recently that you were making fire starters. Care to elaborate?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (xT2tT)

51 Barbra Eden. I think she was the first woman to make my pants jump. If only I could have seen her belly-button...Mental exercise: what would the WOKE!! version of "I Dream of Jennie" look like?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)

52 Samantha > Jeannie
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (6FeV1)
++++++++++
True. This can be generalized:
Elizabeth Montgomery > {most}

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (hYcqw)

53 Eden was good in 7 Faces of Dr Lao.

Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (l3+k2)

54 I submit another lie: "sure, there are bad apples in the FBI / CIA / WH / whatever, but you can't damn the good patriots in an organization by the actions of a few."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (2JVJo)

55 Is that really Barbara Eden?
Wow. Well, good picture selection. She looks nothing like I remember.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 30, 2020 11:20 AM (d1uFV)

56 Whoever these two are, they obviously have no direct connection.

Married 1958-1974, 1 child

Ansara was in I Dream of Jeannie as:

Major Biff Jellico
King Kamehameha
Blue Djinn

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 30, 2020 11:20 AM (ZSK0i)

57 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang! Barbara Eden!!!
Goes back to bunk. I'll get coffee in a bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2020 11:20 AM (axyOa)

58 They have cheese in Japan?

Posted by: The Paolo at December 30, 2020 11:20 AM (Izzlo)

59 Barbara Eden and some dude.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

He looks like a random meatball. I'm assuming he's supposed to be somebody, and others are saying the two were married.

Goodie for him.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 11:20 AM (oQ94s)

60 Try logging into your bank account to check your balance. Everybody else is. Bank websites slow to a crawl as everybody looks to see if they got their $600 direct deposited yet.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at December 30, 2020 11:20 AM (qpX6U)

61 I prolly should do a "stuff about our country that used to be true but not any more" thread.

"One nation under God."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 11:21 AM (2JVJo)

62 Barara Eden
Michael Ansara
Married.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 30, 2020 11:21 AM (Uhu8A)

63 Blue Djinn
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 30, 2020 11:20 AM (ZSK0i)
++++++++
The best "Blue Gin" is Bombay Sapphire...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2020 11:21 AM (hYcqw)

64 Genie and Kang

Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 30, 2020 11:21 AM (F6tBH)

65 51 Barbra Eden. I think she was the first woman to make my pants jump. If only I could have seen her belly-button...Mental exercise: what would the WOKE!! version of "I Dream of Jennie" look like?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)

Jeannie is on disability and dresses like a lumberjack. Master is a "writer" for the Atlantic and spends his days cleaning the house and whackin' it in the toolshed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:21 AM (6FeV1)

66 Ah! Barbara Eden!!!!

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 30, 2020 11:21 AM (dQF3z)

67 Is that really Barbara Eden?
Wow. Well, good picture selection. She looks nothing like I remember.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems

The eyes gave it away instantly for me. Don't know what it is, the shape with that smile, it just clicked without thinking.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at December 30, 2020 11:21 AM (OUMaO)

68 Samantha > Jeannie
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No. Samantha never called Darren "master", and the MIL was a stone cold bitch.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:21 AM (7Fj9P)

69 To have a Jeannie who calls you Master. Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:21 AM (pCmNo)

70
My, but those ST:TOS Klingons were a swarthy bunch!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 11:21 AM (pNxlR)

71 #1 lie ? Jack Straw: #2weeks.

too soon ?

Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 30, 2020 11:21 AM (g741k)

72 just saw Peter Doocy of Fox news ask Ossoff a question. Ossoff claimed that Loeffler is campaigning with a former Klansman. I wonder what that is about. (Ossoff was deflecting a question about Warnock.)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 30, 2020 11:22 AM (4a9Vv)

73 Samantha > Jeannie
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (6FeV1)

Jeannie and Jeannie II.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 11:22 AM (2JVJo)

74 Ansara played Indians and Klingons.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2020 11:22 AM (63Dwl)

75 Louisiana Rep.-elect Luke Letlow, who died while battling COVID-19, suffered a heart attack following a procedure, a hospital official said.

Sounds like there is more to the story than Covid as expected
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2020 11:15 AM (tsZQ+)

Remdisivir carries a small but notable risk of venous thromboembolism during adminstration.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 30, 2020 11:22 AM (J0R9S)

76 Samantha > Jeannie
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (6FeV1)

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And a new fight is born.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (NWM+b)

Embrace the power of and.....Menage a tois.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

77 Biggest lie of 2020: "America is a constitutional republic."
____________

I thought the biggest lie was: "Biden won."

or maybe: "It's not the Wuhan virus."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 30, 2020 11:22 AM (k4dH2)

78 Ansara was a great Mr. Freeze.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2020 11:22 AM (19g6/)

79 I remember Barbara Eden as the itinerate nail girl that briefly worked at Floyd's on the Andy Griffith Show.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 11:22 AM (yQpMk)

80 47 Samantha > Jeannie

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (6FeV1)

Sam was who you took home to meet mom, Jeannie was who you dated.That said - when was photo 7 taken?

Posted by: James Brewer at December 30, 2020 11:22 AM (7uUvX)

81 >Mental exercise: what would the WOKE!! version of "I Dream of Jennie" look like?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)

It would star that gender non-specific thing that Ace featured in a post recently. The one with the hairy armpits.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM (sjdRT)

82 65 51 Barbra Eden. I think she was the first woman to make my pants jump. If only I could have seen her belly-button...Mental exercise: what would the WOKE!! version of "I Dream of Jennie" look like?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)

Jeannie is on disability and dresses like a lumberjack. Master is a "writer" for the Atlantic and spends his days cleaning the house and whackin' it in the toolshed.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:21 AM (6FeV1)

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Incorrect.

Master is in the bottle for having objectified Jeannie who only brings Master out of the bottle for ritual insults from her cadre of multicultural friends, who all have jobs writing for large New York publications.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM (NWM+b)

83 Jeannie married an early Klingon!

Anyway, my retort to fundraisers is "if you let the election be rigged, why should I contribute?" Sending money to family and friends working as consultants is not a good answer, I will never again make these stupid transfer payments.

Yes, MP4, that is another massive lie. They're bureaucrats after garage pull nooses.

Posted by: CN at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM (ONvIw)

84 Samantha > Jeannie
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (6FeV1)

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And a new fight is born.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (NWM+b)

Nothing to fight about, this is patently obvious. Only ever having seen either show in reruns, I recall seeing Eden show up here and there, long after her show's run was over, and she was a matronly looking woman, with a deep, cigarette voice.

Pass.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM (oQ94s)

85 Had Too look up the hubby, so only partial credit.

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM (dQF3z)

86 51 Barbra Eden. I think she was the first woman to make my pants jump. If only I could have seen her belly-button...Mental exercise: what would the WOKE!! version of "I Dream of Jennie" look like?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)

Trigglypuff telling you she doesn't have to dress for your gaze or answer your wishes cause your a misogynist.

And I need to copy write that before Whoreywood makes that reboot, probably as part of Kennedy's Star Wars project.

Posted by: Bete at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM (Ojki1)

87 Barbra Eden. I think she was the first woman to make my pants jump. If only I could have seen her belly-button...Mental exercise: what would the WOKE!! version of "I Dream of Jennie" look like?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)
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It would be a hybrid. She'd more like a binary personality. When working for a man, she's more of a traditional, sinister Djinn who grants wishes in really terrible ways (like the Twilight Zone episode "The Man in the Bottle") and the men always get their ironic comeuppance for their patriarchal arrogance.

When working for a woman, she shows them how all they need is a little nudge away from their internalized misogyny and structural oppression and they can achieve their dreams on their own because they're strong and powerful and RAWR.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM (hYcqw)

88 76
And a new fight is born.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (NWM+b)

Embrace the power of and.....Menage a tois.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

=======

Never seems to work in the Mary Ann vs. Ginger fights.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM (NWM+b)

89 Off sock

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM (Izzlo)

90 58 They have cheese in Japan?

Posted by: The Paolo at December 30, 2020 11:20 AM (Izzlo)

I don't know. I thought it might be a western cheesecake recipe adapted to fit Japanese tastes.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM (y0ZEQ)

91 I think Michael Ansara played a male genie on "I dream of Genie."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM (19g6/)

92
Barbara Eden and Michael Ansara.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM (s2VJv)

93 Excuse me, does your monkey bite?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (kTF2Z)

94 "Ossoff claimed that Loeffler is campaigning with a former Klansman."

Some former Klansman showed up at an event and grabbed one of those anonymous 5 second selfies that everyone lines up to get with candidates. Which is proof that the two are secretly in league with each other.

Posted by: f2000 at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (IIUCn)

95 Biggest lie of 2020: Joe Biden won the presidential election.

Posted by: bluebell at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (/669Q)

96 Sam was who you took home to meet mom, Jeannie was who you dated.That said - when was photo 7 taken?

Posted by: James Brewer

The dress matches up with a 1987 photo from the wikipedia entry.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (OUMaO)

97 Jeannie never really turned me on.

Samantha got me in trouble because I couldn't stand up from the couch when asked to do something... because I was pitching more tent than the Persian army at Gaugamela.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (6FeV1)

98 Careful, Photo 3 will poke your eyes out!

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (dQF3z)

99 87 Barbra Eden. I think she was the first woman to make my pants jump. If only I could have seen her belly-button...Mental exercise: what would the WOKE!! version of "I Dream of Jennie" look like?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)

Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (y0ZEQ)

100 Ansara played Indians and Klingons.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2020 11:22 AM (63Dwl)
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He was also the TechnoMage in Babylon 5. "I see a great hand, reaching out of the stars..."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (Uhu8A)

101 Mental exercise: what would the WOKE!! version of "I Dream of Jennie" look like?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)

Silent Bob in the same outfit.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

102 Those Barbara Eden pics are making me seriously reconsider my answer for the "Jeannie or Samantha?" conumdrum.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (B4c+V)

103 Some former Klansman showed up at an event and grabbed one of those anonymous 5 second selfies that everyone lines up to get with candidates. Which is proof that the two are secretly in league with each other.
Posted by: f2000 at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (IIUCn)

More likely in league with Ossoff

Posted by: CN at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (ONvIw)

104 54 I submit another lie: "sure, there are bad apples in the FBI / CIA / WH / whatever, but you can't damn the good patriots in an organization by the actions of a few."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (2JVJo)

"To serve and protect" should be actionable for false advertising.

Posted by: Bete at December 30, 2020 11:25 AM (Ojki1)

105 Eden was good in 7 Faces of Dr Lao.
Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (l3+k2)

There is another great movie that could not be made today.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at December 30, 2020 11:25 AM (N3El/)

106
You mentioned recently that you were making fire starters. Care to elaborate?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Campfire starters -- standard scout stuff. Combustable material in an old egg carton and covered with melted wax from old candles.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 11:25 AM (pNxlR)

107 Biggest lie of 2020: Joe Biden won the presidential election.
Posted by: bluebell at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (/669Q)
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Which I know is on your list, but I think this is the biggest of all.

Posted by: bluebell at December 30, 2020 11:25 AM (/669Q)

108 Silent Bob in the same outfit.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)
+++
The best think about the ape thread is that it is long enough after breakfast that I'm unlikely to hurl, and still far enough away from lunch that I might get my appetite back.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2020 11:25 AM (hYcqw)

109 Blue Djinns?

They're called Dungarees, you philistines!

*adjusts bowtie*

Posted by: George Will at December 30, 2020 11:25 AM (6FeV1)

110 95 Biggest lie of 2020: Joe Biden won the presidential election.

Posted by: bluebell at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (/669Q)

Right. That's lie #7b.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 30, 2020 11:26 AM (y0ZEQ)

111 Embrace the power of and.....Menage a tois.
==========================
And it would be inside Jeannie's orgy bottle. With 1 gallon pump bottles of Astro Glide everywhere.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:26 AM (7Fj9P)

112 That's not cheesecake. Is that because they are lactose intolerant?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 30, 2020 11:26 AM (1ISKN)

113 104 54 I submit another lie: "sure, there are bad apples in the FBI / CIA / WH / whatever, but you can't damn the good patriots in an organization by the actions of a few."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (2JVJo)

"To serve and protect" should be actionable for false advertising.
Posted by: Bete at December 30, 2020 11:25 AM (Ojki1)

=========

The Decepticon in Transformers that was disguised as a police cruiser had "To punish and enslave".

That might work better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:26 AM (NWM+b)

114 just saw Peter Doocy of Fox news ask Ossoff a question. Ossoff claimed that Loeffler is campaigning with a former Klansman. I wonder what that is about. (Ossoff was deflecting a question about Warnock.)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 30, 2020 11:22 AM (4a9Vv)

Why would the late Robert Byrd campaign for a Republican?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 11:26 AM (mzC78)

115 SheDat owns the World's Most Famous Navel. Hubba hubba.

Who cares who HeDat is? Some actor dude.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at December 30, 2020 11:26 AM (HaL55)

116 Per the sidebar item, sandbag training is about the best I've found for grip strength. All those doohickeys you can buy to strengthen your grip are not as good as manual labor. One guy I know who could crush your hand accidently in a handshake was navy ship machinist. Using wrenches, spanners, plyers, Bridgeport mills for years gave him herculean hand muscles. When I worked for shipping company moving boxes I built up my hands pretty good too.

But now I'm older 29+ I took some sandbags that were holding down my kids practice keyboard stand and use those like a kettle weight. One hand, two hand pulls and swings. 50-100 pounds are good for starting. They're hard to hold onto and that builds the strength if you stick with it. Arthritis sucks though, just starting to feel the beginnings of that.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 11:26 AM (l6b3d)

117 =======

Never seems to work in the Mary Ann vs. Ginger fights.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM (NWM+b)

Your point is taken.....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)

118 Master is in the bottle for having objectified Jeannie who only brings Master out of the bottle for ritual insults from her cadre of multicultural friends, who all have jobs writing for large New York publications.
--------------------
Being in the Bottle is like being in the Barrel. Where the hell did Jeannie relieve herself after being in teh Bottle for a shit ton of time?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (pCmNo)

119 "I might as well go up and talk to a wall
'cause all the words are having no effect at all
It's a funny thing, am I all alone"

- from the song "Words" by Missing Persons

Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (mZUr4)

120 >With 1 gallon pump bottles of Astro Glide everywhere.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:26 AM (7Fj9P)

Rastro Glide!

Posted by: Rastro at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (sjdRT)

121 Never seems to work in the Mary Ann vs. Ginger fights.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM

That's pretty much the tall and short of it, right there.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (axyOa)

122 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 11:25 AM (pNxlR)

I want to make them, but use dryer lint. The stuff is light and combustible. But the wax makes it into a big blob.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (xT2tT)

123 And it would be inside Jeannie's orgy bottle. With 1 gallon pump bottles of Astro Glide everywhere.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:26 AM (7Fj9P)
+++
A gallon? Seriously? This is Current Year, bro. You can get it in 55-gallon drums on Amazon!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (hYcqw)

124 Right. That's lie #7b.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 30, 2020 11:26 AM (y0ZEQ)
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Yes, but I think it's number one with a bullet, baby.

Posted by: bluebell at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (/669Q)

125 .Mental exercise: what would the WOKE!! version of "I Dream of Jennie" look like?

'Sup, Tony?

Posted by: Elliot Page at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (lIIT7)

126 123 And it would be inside Jeannie's orgy bottle. With 1 gallon pump bottles of Astro Glide everywhere.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:26 AM (7Fj9P)
+++
A gallon? Seriously? This is Current Year, bro. You can get it in 55-gallon drums on Amazon!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (hYcqw)

========

The single gallon would probably go a long way when dumped directly into the bottle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:28 AM (NWM+b)

127 Some former Klansman showed up at an event and grabbed one of those anonymous 5 second selfies that everyone lines up to get with candidates.

I am suspicious of a Democrat wanting a selfie with Loeffler.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 11:28 AM (yQpMk)

128 Nevergiveup, here is the Lilly announcement of the FDA's EUA of Lilly's drug Baricitinib used in conjunction with Remdesivir awarded just last month. The stats for embolisms are listed there.

https://tinyurl.com/yassbftv

Posted by: Jen the original at December 30, 2020 11:28 AM (J0R9S)

129 "To serve and protect" should be actionable for false advertising.
Posted by: Bete at December 30, 2020 11:25 AM (Ojki1)

"To protect (our interests) and serve (our coffee)."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 30, 2020 11:28 AM (y0ZEQ)

130 Censors made Jeannie cover her belly button.

Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2020 11:28 AM (l3+k2)

131 126 123 And it would be inside Jeannie's orgy bottle. With 1 gallon pump bottles of Astro Glide everywhere.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:26 AM (7Fj9P)
+++
A gallon? Seriously? This is Current Year, bro. You can get it in 55-gallon drums on Amazon!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (hYcqw)

========

The single gallon would probably go a long way when dumped directly into the bottle.
------------------
You do know your dick gets smaller in teh Bottle?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:28 AM (pCmNo)

132 Eden was good in 7 Faces of Dr Lao.
Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (l3+k2)

There is another great movie that could not be made today.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at December 30, 2020 11:25 AM (N3El/)
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The novel is completely surreal.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 30, 2020 11:28 AM (Uhu8A)

133 Those Barbara Eden pics are making me seriously reconsider my answer for the "Jeannie or Samantha?" conumdrum.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 30, 2020 11:24 AM (B4c+V)

Jeannie = dirty hot

Samantha = Girl next door dirty hot

Why choose between the two?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

134 90 58 They have cheese in Japan?

Posted by: The Paolo at December 30, 2020 11:20 AM (Izzlo)

I don't know. I thought it might be a western cheesecake recipe adapted to fit Japanese tastes.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM (y0ZEQ)

When I worked for Dewey, Huey and Louie over a decade ago Cheese was on the list of items Japan barred importation of, presumably to protect their domestic market.

Posted by: Bete at December 30, 2020 11:29 AM (Ojki1)

135 Has the press asked Loeffler 18,000 times if she denounces the Klan, yet?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:29 AM (7Fj9P)

136 And Muldoon I left this in the last thread at or after nood:

I always do a search for muldoon on art threads to get his take. Muldoon, if I ever go to an art show I want you there to supply me with limericks for each piece of art. You could do it through those headphone thingys they have in museums.

I do really enjoy your craft. Don't know how you do it but it brightens my day.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 11:29 AM (l6b3d)

137 Rastro Glide!

Ruh Roh!

Posted by: Scooby Doo at December 30, 2020 11:29 AM (yQpMk)

138 Mental exercise: what would the WOKE!! version of "I Dream of Jennie" look like?

'Sup, Tony?

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 30, 2020 11:29 AM (dQF3z)

139 Campfire starters -- standard scout stuff. Combustable material in an old egg carton and covered with melted wax from old candles.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 11:25 AM (pNxlR)

Also function infinitely better as charcoal chimney lighters, than those little mulch bricks or the disks.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 11:29 AM (oQ94s)

140 Right, Both are bigger than 2020. I prolly should do a "stuff about our country that used to be true but not any more" thread.

We have never had competent public (health) officials that are looking out for you.

Read The Great Influenza and Wisdom of Whores, where the Spanish Flu was completely mishandled by public health officials, and the latter concerning HIV and that was a complete and total Charlie Foxtrot.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:29 AM (kHed2)

141 Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 11:26 AM (l6b3d)

Manual labor for the win.

I had an uncle who lived on a farm when he was younger, and his forearms, from milking cows every day, were massive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 30, 2020 11:29 AM (xT2tT)

142 "To protect (our interests) and serve (our coffee)."
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To Protect (our Pensions) and Serve (our Politicians).

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:29 AM (pCmNo)

143 My favorite Japanese desert is Mochi. Traditionally eaten at New Years, it's so sicky that people often choke on it and it has caused dozens of deaths.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 30, 2020 11:30 AM (1ISKN)

144 Mental exercise: what would the WOKE!! version of "I Dream of Jennie" look like?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)

Mork and Mindy

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 30, 2020 11:30 AM (zTThE)

145 Why the NYT granted anonymity to a source.

https://bit.ly/37ZMBCf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 30, 2020 11:30 AM (+y/Ru)

146 "They will never seize your guns."

Posted by: Post Katrina New Orleans at December 30, 2020 11:30 AM (HI3xr)

147 134
When I worked for Dewey, Huey and Louie over a decade ago Cheese was on the list of items Japan barred importation of, presumably to protect their domestic market.
Posted by: Bete at December 30, 2020 11:29 AM (Ojki1)

========

Too easy to hide Christian symbols in.

(This is 1612, right?)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:30 AM (NWM+b)

148 Biggest lie of 2020: Biden won

Posted by: Chillin the most at December 30, 2020 11:30 AM (lonOK)

149 >They have cheese in Japan? Posted by: The Paolo at December 30, 2020 11:20 AM (Izzlo)

Yes, and its horrific. Never eat cheese made in a country full of lactose intolerant people.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2020 11:30 AM (sjdRT)

150 You do know your dick gets smaller in teh Bottle?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:28 AM (pCmNo)
+++
Yes, but it isn't that simple. Due to the Relative Shrinkage Drift Phenomenon, you'll find that it is not exactly to scale. Everything shrinks to get into the bottle, but not everything shrinks at the same rate and scale. In the "Genie Bottle Relativity" sub-case, you end up modestly ahead.

It is not all wine and roses, though. In the "Barrel Relativity" sub-case, it goes radically in the other direction. Stay out of the Barrel, folks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2020 11:31 AM (hYcqw)

151 - from the song "Words" by Missing Persons
Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (mZUr4)

What are words for...

When no one listens anymore.

When no one listens, there's no use talking at all.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

152 145 Why the NYT granted anonymity to a source.
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Cuz its the CIA.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:31 AM (pCmNo)

153 I want to make them, but use dryer lint. The stuff is light and combustible. But the wax makes it into a big blob.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (xT2tT)

I have heard that Coffee-Mate makes a good firestarter for BBQ charcoal.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 30, 2020 11:31 AM (y0ZEQ)

154 130 Censors made Jeannie cover her belly button.
Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2020 11:28 AM (l3+k2)

But it was ok years earlier in "Ride the Wild Surf", but I guess that was a movie, so different rules.

Posted by: CN at December 30, 2020 11:31 AM (ONvIw)

155 This Georgia Senate hearing is really interesting. I sure hope something comes of it. I remain hopeful.

Posted by: bluebell at December 30, 2020 11:31 AM (/669Q)

156 I was a waiter at Chicago's sort-of-legendary Pump Room in the 80s, and once got to wait on Barbara Eden.

I was in my 20s, she in her 50s. One of the most beautiful women I've ever been face-to-face with. And as kind and charming as you could imagine.

Posted by: mattman26 at December 30, 2020 11:31 AM (1fnam)

157 Eden getting horny in 7 Faces...

https://tinyurl.com/yd5hguu9

Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2020 11:31 AM (l3+k2)

158 Nevergiveup, here is the Lilly announcement of the FDA's EUA of Lilly's drug Baricitinib used in conjunction with Remdesivir awarded just last month. The stats for embolisms are listed there.

https://tinyurl.com/yassbftv
Posted by: Jen the original at December 30, 2020 11:28 AM (J0R9S)

I get that. My point is that there are other contributory issues here other then Covid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2020 11:31 AM (tsZQ+)

159 Big Lie: "Biden will get us back to Normal" -- Truth ... the final pieces of the Final Destruction of The West are in place, prepare for the Reset, which will make future elections even more fake than this one.

the Soviet led march through the institutions somehow culminated in a DeepState owned by elitists. That would not be their "Utopian Communism", but "Real Life Communism" is totalitarian control run by elitists, for their profit. True in Putin's Russia or Xi's CCP. -- America's decentralized government (federalism) is based in recognition that there is no Utopia with unlimited centralized power.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2020 11:32 AM (Cus5s)

160 You do know your dick gets smaller in teh Bottle?
========================
Not if you have a jeannie and a witch w/unlimited wishes.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:32 AM (7Fj9P)

161 Mmmmm....Missing Persons.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 30, 2020 11:32 AM (d1uFV)

162 @136
I always look for Muldoon as well.
Always worth the effort.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2020 11:32 AM (axyOa)

163 Have you ever caught yourself talking to yourself, but yourself wasn't listening?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:32 AM (6FeV1)

164 150 You do know your dick gets smaller in teh Bottle?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:28 AM (pCmNo)
+++
Yes, but it isn't that simple. Due to the Relative Shrinkage Drift Phenomenon, you'll find that it is not exactly to scale. Everything shrinks to get into the bottle, but not everything shrinks at the same rate and scale. In the "Genie Bottle Relativity" sub-case, you end up modestly ahead.

It is not all wine and roses, though. In the "Barrel Relativity" sub-case, it goes radically in the other direction. Stay out of the Barrel, folks.
---------------------
Thanks Mannix for clearing that up. You make a great detective and you're Armenian.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:32 AM (pCmNo)

165 Woke I Dream of Jennie?

A rayciss, bumbling astronaut accidentally releases a black, muslim, transwoman genie who in every episode teaches important life lessons, like you should only hate white people because of the color of their skin or the beauty of a female penis.

Also the astronaut would HAVE to be a member of the space force and got his job because he hired the hookers to pee on Obama's bed.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2020 11:32 AM (qlFIA)

166 Posted by: banana Dream

********

Thanks, most sincerely. I appreciate the kind words.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2020 11:33 AM (m45I2)

167 The Decepticon in Transformers that was disguised as a police cruiser had "To punish and enslave".

That might work better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:26 AM (NWM+b)

Barricade, and that is pretty close to the only clever thing in any of the movies. (I'm an 80s kid, TF is my jam but Bay's movies are terrible even by comparison to the original toy commercials)

Posted by: Bete at December 30, 2020 11:33 AM (Ojki1)

168 I wrote a little browser add-on that deletes everything below the
headline and above the dashed line before the comments. Makes skipping
the content *much* easier...--But you couldn't see the Who Dis

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 30, 2020 11:33 AM (dQF3z)

169 Its funny that Jeannie had no Cats Paw.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:33 AM (pCmNo)

170 58 They have cheese in Japan?

could be cheese. could be cake. cheesecake!

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 30, 2020 11:33 AM (v3pYe)

171 153 I want to make them, but use dryer lint. The stuff is light and combustible. But the wax makes it into a big blob.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (xT2tT)

I have heard that Coffee-Mate makes a good firestarter for BBQ charcoal.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 30, 2020 11:31 AM (y0ZEQ)

It could work

https://youtu.be/yRw4ZRqmxOc

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2020 11:33 AM (Izzlo)

172 Censors made Jeannie cover her belly button.

When they show episodes in Japan do they just pixelate it?

Posted by: Obligatory at December 30, 2020 11:33 AM (qlFIA)

173 >>> 143 My favorite Japanese desert is Mochi. Traditionally eaten at New Years, it's so sicky that people often choke on it and it has caused dozens of deaths.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 30, 2020 11:30 AM (1ISKN)

They have mochi balls at wholefoods around here. Nice as an occasional treat. I don't know if they're the same. Rice cakes stuffed with various sweet fillings. The fillings feel like icecream.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 11:34 AM (l6b3d)

174 I have heard that Coffee-Mate makes a good firestarter for BBQ charcoal.--I think Fritos work as well.

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 30, 2020 11:34 AM (dQF3z)

175 167 The Decepticon in Transformers that was disguised as a police cruiser had "To punish and enslave".

That might work better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:26 AM (NWM+b)

Barricade, and that is pretty close to the only clever thing in any of the movies. (I'm an 80s kid, TF is my jam but Bay's movies are terrible even by comparison to the original toy commercials)
Posted by: Bete at December 30, 2020 11:33 AM (Ojki1)

========

I've always liked the first one. I thought the whole a boy and his pet robot that dominated the first half was well done and fun. The second half is loud noise, same with the rest of the movies, though I don't think I've seen either of the last two.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:34 AM (NWM+b)

176
From his filmography listing at IMDB, it appears that there were damn few action / western / law enforcement television series in which Michael Ansara did NOT appear from the 50s through the 80s.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 11:34 AM (pNxlR)

177 I have heard that Coffee-Mate makes a good firestarter for BBQ charcoal.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 30, 2020 11:31 AM (y0ZEQ)

I always mate my coffee with Baileys.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2020 11:34 AM (axyOa)

178 My favorite Japanese desert is Mochi. Traditionally eaten at New Years, it's so sicky that people often choke on it and it has caused dozens of deaths.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 30, 2020 11:30 AM (1ISKN)

Mochi must be banned! If it saves even one life! REEEEE!

Posted by: Japanese Dessert Karen at December 30, 2020 11:34 AM (Ez6QX)

179 So... one bus from Richmond VA has turned to two and I will be driving separately with a friend I convinced to go. The 6th in DC is going to be kicking (seriously, wear steel-toed boot if you have them).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 30, 2020 11:34 AM (946rW)

180 Biggest Lie of 2020? "I wear a mask because I care."

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at December 30, 2020 11:34 AM (HK8/E)

181 The first Transformers movie is much better then I expected. And yes better then the Bay movies (low bar there).

Posted by: Obligatory at December 30, 2020 11:35 AM (qlFIA)

182 You could glue small moons together with mochiko powder mixed with a little water.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:35 AM (6FeV1)

183 Don't forget systematic violence! Stay safe. *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at December 30, 2020 11:35 AM (W4eKo)

184 Mochi must be banned! If it saves even one life! REEEEE!
Posted by: Japanese Dessert Karen at December 30, 2020 11:34 AM (Ez6QX)

Racist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:35 AM (6FeV1)

185 If you look up "bedroom eyes" in the dictionary, you'll see a picture Barbara Eden.

Posted by: ShainS at December 30, 2020 11:36 AM (uJh3S)

186 dryer lint. The stuff is light and combustible. But the wax makes it into a big blob.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

********

I keep a small jar or tube of Vaseline and a ZipLoc bag full of cotton balls in my car's console for emergency fire starting.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2020 11:36 AM (m45I2)

187 Number One Lie:

One man, one vote.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2020 11:36 AM (GadyI)

188 Eden getting horny in 7 Faces...

https://tinyurl.com/yd5hguu9
Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2020 11:31 AM (l3+k2)
+++
She does a great heaving bosom and flushed face, that's for sure...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2020 11:36 AM (hYcqw)

189 29 My work announced no one's allowed back come first of the year. They are in full virus hysteria panic again. At least I'm allowed to WFH.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 11:16 AM (l6b3d)

Wear Funny Hats?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (6FeV1)

You'll have to go through us first.

Posted by: Ministry of Funny Hats at December 30, 2020 11:36 AM (AiZBA)

190 Who would make a better president Joe Biden or Megatron?

Star scream probably beats Kamel-toe as the hysterical Number Two of an evil organization, but it is close.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 30, 2020 11:36 AM (qlFIA)

191 So... one bus from Richmond VA has turned to two and I will be driving separately with a friend I convinced to go. The 6th in DC is going to be kicking (seriously, wear steel-toed boot if you have them).
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 30, 2020 11:34 AM (946rW)

I will be in DC/VA on 06JAN..working during the day of course but free at night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2020 11:36 AM (tsZQ+)

192 GA Senate hearing on election

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EjbAFuoQOvo

Unreal.

Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 11:37 AM (p4TJo)

193 "We're all in this together" is definitely the biggest lie

Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 11:37 AM (nUhF0)

194 Here's a new euphemism for an erection I hadn't yet heard: "She made my pants jump." "Jumping pants" sounds it should part of a magic act where pants dance and jump without anyone inside them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2020 11:37 AM (VP4Cd)

195 190 Who would make a better president Joe Biden or Megatron?

Star scream probably beats Kamel-toe as the hysterical Number Two of an evil organization, but it is close.
Posted by: Obligatory at December 30, 2020 11:36 AM (qlFIA)

If Biden were a transformer he'd be Optimus Crime.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:37 AM (6FeV1)

196 189 29 My work announced no one's allowed back come first of the year. They are in full virus hysteria panic again. At least I'm allowed to WFH.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 11:16 AM (l6b3d)

Wear Funny Hats?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:17 AM (6FeV1)

You'll have to go through us first.
Posted by: Ministry of Funny Hats at December 30, 2020 11:36 AM (AiZBA)

==========

It's not particularly funny, is it? I mean, the right brim isn't silly at all and the left brim merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate inch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:37 AM (NWM+b)

197
I want to make them, but use dryer lint. The stuff is light and combustible. But the wax makes it into a big blob.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (xT2tT)

The wax makes them function better in wet weather. I leave some of the combustible "stuffing" hanging out of the "blob" to make lighting them easier.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 11:38 AM (pNxlR)

198 "Masks work" is a pretty good one

Posted by: Marcus Gravey, Brooklyn Gun Nut at December 30, 2020 11:38 AM (GlmxK)

199 By the way if anyone wants to know Uncle Hunter does NOT have a banana in his pocket.

Posted by: Natalie Biden at December 30, 2020 11:38 AM (qlFIA)

200 From his filmography listing at IMDB, it appears that there were damn few action / western / law enforcement television series in which Michael Ansara did NOT appear from the 50s through the 80s.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 11:34 AM (pNxlR)
+++
Like me. Back when "TV Land" was a new channel, they'd sometimes have people during the ad breaks do a challenge where they'd have to connect two celebrities through mutual appearances on shows. They all went through "Mannix." It got to the point where they'd sometimes adjust it to "Connect X to Y, but without using Mannix."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2020 11:38 AM (hYcqw)

201 The election is over, folks, as AP reports, "Investigators who audited signatures on 15,000 absentee [sic] ballot envelopes in Georgia find no evidence of fraud." Whew, that was close!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2020 11:38 AM (ab0zp)

202 The biggest lie of 2020?

Dr. Fauci.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

203 As soon as I saw Michael Ansara I thought "please let there be a Kang picture."

I was not disappointed.

Posted by: Morgan Rhinegelt at December 30, 2020 11:39 AM (kS4V8)

204 off Monty Python-ish sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 30, 2020 11:39 AM (AiZBA)

205 Trying out a new to me app - Idagio
it streams classical music

pretty cool - I can pick a "mood" and it picks pieces for me

Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 11:39 AM (nUhF0)

206 197
I want to make them, but use dryer lint. The stuff is light and combustible. But the wax makes it into a big blob.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 30, 2020 11:27 AM (xT2tT)
---------------------------
Are you trying to make Manna?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:39 AM (pCmNo)

207 I didn't look I'm sure someone else got this.

Barbara Eden and her husband Michael Ansara.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 30, 2020 11:39 AM (GMm7B)

208 Democrats don't self identify as Americans. They are colonizers.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 30, 2020 11:40 AM (7dSKw)

209 Jumping Pants surely opened for someone, somewhere

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2020 11:40 AM (bCLt0)

210 83 Jeannie married an early Klingon!

Posted by: CN at December 30, 2020 11:23 AM (ONvIw)

Jeannie voted for Kang

Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2020 11:40 AM (qAR6u)

211 I so rarely even have a glimpse of a clue that I had to post that I got both plus their relationship.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 30, 2020 11:40 AM (GMm7B)

212 "America was founded based on slavery in 1619 and fought the Revolutionary War to preserve it."

And any parent who allows their children to attend a school that teaches this blood libel should have their children removed from the home as prima facie evidence of child abuse and be horse-whipped, but mostly horse-whipped.

Posted by: ShainS at December 30, 2020 11:40 AM (eiJn/)

213 201 The election is over, folks, as AP reports, "Investigators who audited signatures on 15,000 absentee [sic] ballot envelopes in Georgia find no evidence of fraud." Whew, that was close!
------------------------
Investigators in Georgia is a pretty high standard.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:40 AM (pCmNo)

214 Jumping Pants surely opened for someone, somewhere
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2020 11:40 AM (bCLt0)

If they didn't they should have.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2020 11:41 AM (VP4Cd)

215 Ansara was in the Buck Rogers TV series as well, the one with Gil Gerard.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 30, 2020 11:41 AM (C+We0)

216
Jeannie voted for Kang
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2020 11:40 AM (qAR6u)

FINISH him.....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)

217
Alcohol-based hand sanitizer, particularly when it is gelled in some fashion, makes a fine fire starter, too. We've used it during times when available tinder is damp.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 11:41 AM (pNxlR)

218 I have some vague recollection that in the late 1950s Barbara Eden was one of three young women in a show called "How to Marry a Millionaire". If think she played the ditzy one

I'm also pretty sure there was a short-lived sitcom in the 1980s about a Black guy who had a Black guy Genie in a bottle.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 30, 2020 11:41 AM (4a9Vv)

219 ...
It's not particularly funny, is it? I mean, the right brim isn't silly at all and the left brim merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate inch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:37 AM (NWM+b)

"Yes, but I think with Government funding, I could make it very silly indeed."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 30, 2020 11:41 AM (d1uFV)

220 Well, one thing about HuffPo, they're good at math.

"Jennifer Bendery
@jbendery
Replying to @jbendery
Also, it's not true that "millions of Americans" have been vaccinated, which Pence surely knows.

Roughly 2.1 million people have been vaccinated so far, per CDC."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 30, 2020 11:42 AM (+y/Ru)

221 Firestarters-

Sawdust and lard. They double as cookies.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2020 11:42 AM (m45I2)

222 I would add:

"Black lives matter"

and

"Antifa is a myth"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2020 11:42 AM (bDqIh)

223 In that buxomly photo of Barbara Eden, there is a not small resemblance in the face to Reba McIntyre .

Another woman whom I consider to be beautiful.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2020 11:42 AM (3D/fK)

224 The importance of 1619 is not that some slaves taken off a captured Spanish ship arrived its that is was carrying English Women to a largely bachelor English Colony. Anyone who took Viriginia History knows this. Obviously NYers are inbred cousin fucker know nothings.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:42 AM (pCmNo)

225 219 ...
It's not particularly funny, is it? I mean, the right brim isn't silly at all and the left brim merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate inch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:37 AM (NWM+b)

"Yes, but I think with Government funding, I could make it very silly indeed."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 30, 2020 11:41 AM (d1uFV)

=========

Mr. Edwards, the very real problem is one of money. I'm afraid that the Ministry of Funny Hats is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Funny Hats than it did on National Defense! Now we get �348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:43 AM (NWM+b)

226 Japanese cheesecake is just... wonderful. I had to boycott it entirely, because I couldn't limit myself to just one piece. It's because it's light, it doesn't weigh you down and fill you up like our Western cheesecake. TT sells it; I just steer away from the bakery section. Funny, their Asian *bread* is terrible - yellow and sweet and disgusting. But the cheesecake is to die for.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 30, 2020 11:43 AM (NB7mI)

227
Oh, the Am. Rev. was fought to protect the institution of slavery? How do they figure? As an institution, slavery was under much greater threat from the Congress than the King.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2020 11:43 AM (Bvn1K)

228 The biggest lie of 2020?

Dr. Fauci.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

Lies of omission, lies of commission.

Faulci is putting the words out there.

The silence regarding what happened with Epstein, that's the main driving force behind the entire effort of getting rid of Trump.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 11:43 AM (oQ94s)

229 Reba McIntyre .

Another woman whom I consider to be beautiful.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2020 11:42 AM (3D/fK)
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And handy with a gun in "Tremors".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 30, 2020 11:43 AM (Uhu8A)

230 Investigators in Georgia is a pretty high standard.
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Right up there with 'sources'.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2020 11:44 AM (ab0zp)

231 Barbara Eden & Michael Ansara.

Married.

First appeared in the same production in the movie "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea."

Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2020 11:44 AM (AMIL/)

232 tubal says, obviously, Barbara Eden was quite beautiful. I have seen pictures of Kim Novak. Another beautiful woman. I associate their looks for some reason.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2020 11:44 AM (bCLt0)

233 175

I've always liked the first one. I thought the whole a boy and his pet robot that dominated the first half was well done and fun. The second half is loud noise, same with the rest of the movies, though I don't think I've seen either of the last two.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:34 AM (NWM+b)

From a story perspective the last two hadn't seen any that came before them either. And Mark Wahlberg is in prime (SWIDT) just check cashing mode with Bay's "humor" ratcheted (swidt) up. Not sure how they got Sir Anthony Hopkins to sign on, maybe hope that they young crowd would be interested in him and check out his older work?

There is a reason Bumblebee went prequel route -that also ignored parts of the earlier movies, cause what is continuity in modern franchisees anyway?

Posted by: Bete at December 30, 2020 11:44 AM (Ojki1)

234 Samantha > Jeannie

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (6FeV1)

No. Just no. Barbara Eden was far more attractive it's not even close. And what's her face who played Samantha was a total leftist.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2020 11:44 AM (UnQ9z)

235 Genie, genie, genie won't you come along with me?

And the perennial bad guy.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 30, 2020 11:44 AM (CZm2G)

236 Barbara Eden, without her harem costume, and Michael Ansara. They were married long enough to have at least one kid. Ansara died around age 50. I was so jealous that he married "jeanie", i couldn't watch him in anything, even after they divorced..

Posted by: Michael Christian at December 30, 2020 11:44 AM (+Ye/7)

237 You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Funny Hats than it did on National Defense! Now we get $348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:43 AM (NWM+b)

They're building Empires.........

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)

238 Firestarters-

Sawdust and lard. They double as cookies.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2020 11:42 AM (m45I2)

Brake fluid and granulated chlorine...added separately

Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2020 11:44 AM (AwYPR)

239 Sawdust and lard. They double as cookies.

It's an old German recipe!

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 30, 2020 11:44 AM (NB7mI)

240 There's a show that couldn't be made today.

I dream of jeanie has soooo many things for sjws and feminists to whine about the show wouldn't get beyond the pilot.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 30, 2020 11:45 AM (GMm7B)

241 "14 days to bend the curve"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2020 11:45 AM (bDqIh)

242 We are experiencing Kevin Bacon here this morning...

...six degrees

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2020 11:45 AM (m45I2)

243
223 In that buxomly photo of Barbara Eden, there is a not small resemblance in the face to Reba McIntyre .

Another woman whom I consider to be beautiful.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2020 11:42 AM (3D/fK)

Agree.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2020 11:45 AM (bCLt0)

244 Woke version? Imagine Tank Abrams in the crop top and pajama bottoms with a veil.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 30, 2020 11:45 AM (JKNZq)

245 re 192: on One America News, if anyone is interested

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 30, 2020 11:45 AM (4a9Vv)

246 244 Woke version? Imagine Tank Abrams in the crop top and pajama bottoms with a veil.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 30, 2020 11:45 AM (JKNZq)

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bottle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:46 AM (6FeV1)

247 The election is over, folks, as AP reports, "Investigators who audited signatures on 15,000 absentee [sic] ballot envelopes in Georgia find no evidence of fraud." Whew, that was close!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2020 11:38 AM (ab0zp)

Sounds good to us!

--Ratshitberger, Kemp and the rest of the GA Vichy Republicans

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2020 11:46 AM (UnQ9z)

248
"#TwoWeeks to flatten the curve" was a doozy. I don't think anyone ever really believed that one. You could hear the lying in that statement from space.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2020 11:46 AM (Bvn1K)

249 Doh!! Kevin Bacon weather.

Stuffed up THAT joke.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2020 11:46 AM (m45I2)

250 Reba McIntyre .

Another woman whom I consider to be beautiful.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2020 11:42 AM (3D/fK)

Pre or post surgery?

She's had a LOT of work done.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:46 AM (Zz0t1)

251 the old farmers I knew were strong from things like throwing bales and setting fence posts. Much easier for a woman to do all the work now, with so much mechanized ... still some tasks where raw strength is useful.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2020 11:47 AM (Cus5s)

252 just saw Peter Doocy of Fox news ask Ossoff a question. Ossoff claimed
that Loeffler is campaigning with a former Klansman. I wonder what that
is about. (Ossoff was deflecting a question about Warnock.)[/]

Which tells me that (t)Ossoff considers renouncing the Klan as a bad thing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 30, 2020 11:47 AM (SchxB)

253 Ansara died around age 50
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Nope, he made it to 91.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 30, 2020 11:47 AM (Uhu8A)

254 In a Playboy interview Hagman says he was a big time acid-head during his Jeannie days.

Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2020 11:47 AM (l3+k2)

255
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bottle.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:46 AM (6FeV1)

https://youtu.be/vkdH0nuDWX4?t=73

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)

256 The list of shows that couldn't be made today just keeps getting longer and longer.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2020 11:48 AM (qlFIA)

257 I think the biggest lie was Cuomo claiming that the CDC put out some rules about sending covid positive seniors back to their Nursing homes.

That worked for about 2 days. They immediately produced the actual advisory which said nothing like what Cuomo's health department put out.

That right there says what we're in for. Cuomo's actions directly affected to the death thousand of seniors who had no choice about it.

He's a murderer.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 30, 2020 11:48 AM (GMm7B)

258 Barbara Eden and Cochise

Posted by: JT at December 30, 2020 11:48 AM (arJlL)

259 234 Samantha > Jeannie

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:18 AM (6FeV1)

No. Just no. Barbara Eden was far more attractive it's not even close. And what's her face who played Samantha was a total leftist.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2020 11:44 AM (UnQ9z)

You are just objectively wrong. I am sorry to have to point it out to you, but Facts are Facts. It's nothing personal.

And crossbows work best when chambered in 9mm.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:49 AM (6FeV1)

260 >>> 51 Barbra Eden. I think she was the first woman to make my pants jump.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)

For me it was those comely [lasses|asses] from Hee Haw. About the only show in the 70s I was allowed to watch that had lots of fine women because my mom like the country guest singers. Why, I think those wholesome farm girls might of corrupted me!

Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 11:49 AM (l6b3d)

261 256 The list of shows that couldn't be made today just keeps getting longer and longer.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2020 11:48 AM (qlFIA)

=========

The Lion King

(but it was just remade recently!)

With the original cast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 30, 2020 11:49 AM (NWM+b)

262 He's a murderer.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 30, 2020 11:48 AM (GMm7B)

No standing.

Posted by: Judges everywhere at December 30, 2020 11:49 AM (1ISKN)

263 Hard to believe "Two Weeks to Flatten the Curve" didn't make the list.

That's the biggest lie since "I'll only put the tip in to see how it feels."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:49 AM (G0PEa)

264 215 Ansara was in the Buck Rogers TV series as well, the one with Gil Gerard.

ah. i didn't recognize him without the twiki suit.

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 30, 2020 11:49 AM (sGtp+)

265 258 Barbara Eden and Cochise
Posted by: JT at December 30, 2020 11:48 AM (arJlL)

???

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2020 11:49 AM (bCLt0)

266
That right there says what we're in for. Cuomo's actions directly affected to the death thousand of seniors who had no choice about it.

He's a murderer.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 30, 2020 11:48 AM (GMm7B)

PERSON OF THE YEAR!!!!!

- Time Magazine

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

267 My work announced no one's allowed back come first of the year. They are in full virus hysteria panic again.

Anyone who thinks this Wu panic is going to go away in 2021 is just kidding themselves.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 30, 2020 11:49 AM (W4eKo)

268 Begun, the Samantha-Jeannie Wars have.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at December 30, 2020 11:50 AM (Uhu8A)

269 "Joe Biden is the projected winner of Arizona" -- Fox News

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2020 11:50 AM (bDqIh)

270
I want to make them, but use dryer lint. The stuff is light and combustible. But the wax makes it into a big blob.

Dryer lint + vaseline

Stuff into lengths of drinking straw, with the ends crimped and melted to seal it up. Keeps things neat and clean, just slice open with a blade. I've done bunches of those to stick into Altoid tin fire kits.

Posted by: DOCTOR! IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2020 11:51 AM (EGyGV)

271 Also a good fire starter. Back fat you've carved from liberals.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 30, 2020 11:51 AM (VpIIl)

272
The list of shows that couldn't be made today just keeps getting longer and longer.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2020 11:48 AM (qlFIA)

--------

Things have picked up a LOT of steam. There's probably nothing pre-2010 that could or would be made today. They're going to have to memory-hole just about everything at some point soon... no rebroadcasts of anything. Easier to keep up with the rocket powered goalposts of Party doctrine, if you just instantly vaporize the new official truth from day to day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2020 11:51 AM (Bvn1K)

273 Samantha vs Jeannie. Hell, let's throw in Winona.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2020 11:51 AM (bCLt0)

274 1990 Reba was teh Hot Reba.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 30, 2020 11:51 AM (89T5c)

275 Cuomo's actions directly affected to the death thousand of seniors who had no choice about it.
---------------------
He, Murphy, Wolf and Lamont were tasked to sell the Panic and they did. You can't have plague without a lot of dead people. Please note that all Dem Prez Candidates swore they would deliver free healthcare to illegals. This while they turned Nursing Homes into Death Camps.

They all need to die in a fire.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:51 AM (pCmNo)

276 Also a good fire starter. Back fat you've carved from liberals.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 30, 2020 11:51 AM (VpIIl)

This is about me, isn't it.....

Posted by: Megan McCain at December 30, 2020 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

277 265 258 Barbara Eden and Cochise
Posted by: JT at December 30, 2020 11:48 AM (arJlL)

???
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2020 11:49 AM (bCLt0)

Maybe he means Apache:
https://youtu.be/vQObWW06VAM

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 30, 2020 11:52 AM (ifmtJ)

278 276 Also a good fire starter. Back fat you've carved from liberals.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 30, 2020 11:51 AM (VpIIl)

This is about me, isn't it.....
Posted by: Megan McCain at December 30, 2020 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

Hey, it's sustainable!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:52 AM (6FeV1)

279 Anyone who thinks this Wu panic is going to go away in 2021 is just kidding themselves.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 30, 2020 11:49 AM

And anytime it begins to look like things may be getting better, along will come a newer deadlier version to justify new restrictive decrees from on high.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 30, 2020 11:52 AM (2k7BX)

280 I'm here!

We now have 4 of us coming on the 6th from Bethesda area. Me, Iris, WDS and Ladyl. Would love to find a place to gather for dinner afterwards.

Also, have heard from someone who can't come who wants to remain anonymous who is willing to help someone who would come but can't afford it. If you or someone you know is I tested, email me and I will put you in touch.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 11:52 AM (sd8p8)

281 "It's a summer of love"
-- Seattle Mayor Durkin re: CHAZ/CHOP

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2020 11:52 AM (bDqIh)

282
This is about me, isn't it.....
Posted by: Megan McCain at December 30, 2020 11:51 AM (Zz0t1

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No way, unless I want a Centralia-scale fire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2020 11:53 AM (Bvn1K)

283 Interested ( not tested)

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 11:53 AM (sd8p8)

284 "#TwoWeeks to flatten the curve" was a doozy."

all the #2Weeks lies were "we are lying, but we want to diffuse the explosive situation by telling a lie that it will be fixed -- just wait a couple weeks, and you will see ... trust us".

Those lies that we labeled here with the #2Weeks meme would make a good list of the actions by The Coup, lasting five years. Huber Will Come ... etc.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2020 11:53 AM (Cus5s)

285 272
The list of shows that couldn't be made today just keeps getting longer and longer.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2020 11:48 AM (qlFIA)

--------

Things have picked up a LOT of steam. There's probably nothing pre-2010 that could or would be made today. They're going to have to memory-hole just about everything at some point soon... no rebroadcasts of anything. Easier to keep up with the rocket powered goalposts of Party doctrine, if you just instantly vaporize the new official truth from day to day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2020 11:51 AM (Bvn1K)

It is a daily task, but it is an important job.

Posted by: Winston Smith, Ministry of Truth Records dept at December 30, 2020 11:53 AM (Ojki1)

286 Anyone who thinks this Wu panic is going to go away in 2021 is just kidding themselves.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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my money is on the dems declaring trump operation warp speed vaccines are poison and will take 5 years to bring effective real vaccines to the market.

Posted by: BluesFish at December 30, 2020 11:53 AM (WQZ1O)

287 The old shows will still be available for streaming. Those doing so will be noted. Hey, that Social Credit Score has to come from somewhere!!!

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2020 11:53 AM (bCLt0)

288 How do you fuck up being married to Jeannie? How do you do that?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:54 AM (pCmNo)

289 anna had a heart attack? omG.......prayers for anna and the rest who are requesting them

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 30, 2020 11:54 AM (CqHIp)

290 I'm not sure i understand the big story at GP that the alignment codes are different.

Seems to me, that's an ordinary bar code designating different counties and it HAS to be different

I mean, unless every county was supposed to have the same "code" there?

It's like the secret blockchain watermark code.
That turned out to be random marks from one ballot in Los Angeles.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 30, 2020 11:54 AM (aO8Gd)

291 I have zero percent interest in social credit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:55 AM (6FeV1)

292 NY Post article says scientists studying Melatonin as Covid treatment.

Get in line boys, it's in the Zelinski, Marik and other protocols for at least 6 months. Votermom's too.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 30, 2020 11:55 AM (CZm2G)

293 You're all wrong! The cousin, Serena, was the hottest!!
https://tinyurl.com/yc2gwzx8

Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2020 11:55 AM (ab0zp)

294 I think it was the son who died at about 50 of a drug OD, dad lived a long time.

Posted by: CN at December 30, 2020 11:55 AM (ONvIw)

295 222 I would add:

"Black lives matter"

and

"Antifa is a myth"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2020 11:42 AM (bDqIh)

Obvious ones I missed. Dang.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 30, 2020 11:55 AM (y0ZEQ)

296 iirc, Jeannie had a naughty cousin...

Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2020 11:56 AM (l3+k2)

297 51 Barbra Eden. I think she was the first woman to make my pants jump.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2020 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)

Agnes Moorehead > Barbara Eden

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 30, 2020 11:56 AM (sVFtl)

298 291 I have zero percent interest in social credit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:55 AM (6FeV1)

Hehheh.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2020 11:56 AM (bCLt0)

299 PERSON OF THE YEAR!!!!!

- Time Magazine
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

I believe "Time" nominated Joe Biden and Commie-La as "Person Of The Year". They obviously share one brain because Time didn't use the word "persons".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2020 11:56 AM (VP4Cd)

300 278 276 Also a good fire starter. Back fat you've carved from liberals.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 30, 2020 11:51 AM (VpIIl)

This is about me, isn't it.....

Posted by: Megan McCain at December 30, 2020 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

Hey, it's sustainable!
great. now i'm imagining megan mccain as carbon sequestration.

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 30, 2020 11:56 AM (v3pYe)

301 >>How do you fuck up being married to Jeannie? How do you do that?

IIRC, she had a child who died during the 3rd trimester (before she gave birth), and it was understandably a traumatic experience. If that happened with Ansarra, I could see that putting a stress on the marriage, the loss and emotional fall-out.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2020 11:56 AM (bDqIh)

302 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 30, 2020 11:56 AM (arJlL)

303 That her, Serena!

Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2020 11:57 AM (l3+k2)

304 291 I have zero percent interest in social credit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:55 AM (6FeV1)

You might not be interested in social credit, but social credit is interested in you.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 30, 2020 11:57 AM (y0ZEQ)

305 Gubernator Polis breathlessly announces that an Elbert county man has tested positive for the "English mutation" new strain of COVID. A man in his 20's with no history of travel and no symptoms.

But we're monitoring the case "very closely" while holding our breath hoping he dies so we can go REEEEEEE!!

Okay. I may have added that last part.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2020 11:57 AM (m45I2)

306 I believe "Time" nominated Joe Biden and Commie-La as "Person Of The Year". They obviously share one brain because Time didn't use the word "persons".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2020 11:56 AM (VP4Cd)

Ha.

Because officially it's Biden, but everyone knows it's really Kamala.

How delightfully, stupidly apropos.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:57 AM (6FeV1)

307 Serena Williams???

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2020 11:57 AM (bCLt0)

308 IIRC, she had a child who died during the 3rd trimester (before she gave birth), and it was understandably a traumatic experience. If that happened with Ansarra, I could see that putting a stress on the marriage, the loss and emotional fall-out.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2020 11:56 AM (bDqIh)\\

Their kid OD'd on heroin

Posted by: CN at December 30, 2020 11:57 AM (ONvIw)

309 301 >>How do you fuck up being married to Jeannie? How do you do that?

IIRC, she had a child who died during the 3rd trimester (before she gave birth), and it was understandably a traumatic experience. If that happened with Ansarra, I could see that putting a stress on the marriage, the loss and emotional fall-out.
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Didn't know that. I think we need a law that forbids actors marrying other actors. Nothing good comes from this.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 30, 2020 11:58 AM (pCmNo)

310 NOOD

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 30, 2020 11:58 AM (89T5c)

311 Things that couldn't be made now: we just finished watching the Nero Wolfe Mysteries, and that would be out now. Too male, too sophisticated, a fat detective devoted to books and traditional Western culture.

We started in on a series my (leftist) sister recommended: the Miss Fisher Mysteries. It *sounded* good - an Australian flapper who solves mysteries in 1920s Australia. But it's the same old woke crapola - abortion rights, a butch lady doctor, a Catholic maid who's basically a retard, sassy whore heroine with a tragic childhood backstory. One episode was all I could stand. Guess it's back to the old Miss Marple dvds tonight.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 30, 2020 11:58 AM (NB7mI)

312 I'll at least be amused at all the spam and ads for "Check Your Social Credit Score Now With One Easy Click!!!!".....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2020 11:58 AM (6FeV1)

313
Ansara starred as Cochise in "Broken Arrow" in the mid-to-late 50s.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 11:58 AM (pNxlR)

314 Genie made my courdaroys tight back in the day.

Posted by: Bosk at December 30, 2020 11:59 AM (SWbVS)

315 Re: Prayer Thread

I know that several Morons have asked about Tami - does anyone know if she's ok?

Posted by: Ron Burgundy at December 30, 2020 11:59 AM (6xA3t)

316 Barbara Eden and...Frank Sinatra!

Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 11:59 AM (g1guD)

317 Larry Hagman once said that the answers to the three questions he was asked most often about Barbara Eden are:
1. Yes she is that beautiful in real life.
2. She was one of the nicest people he met in Hollywood.
3. No, they never did.

Posted by: JB1000 at December 30, 2020 11:59 AM (lV9Tz)

318
305 Gubernator Polis breathlessly announces that an Elbert county man has tested positive for the "English mutation" new strain of COVID. A man in his 20's with no history of travel and no symptoms.

But we're monitoring the case "very closely" while holding our breath hoping he dies so we can go REEEEEEE!!

Okay. I may have added that last part.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2020 11:57 AM (m45I2)

So how did he get infected? Some random Brit who wandered into Colorado?

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2020 11:59 AM (bCLt0)

319 We now have 4 of us coming on the 6th from Bethesda area. Me, Iris, WDS and Ladyl. Would love to find a place to gather for dinner afterwards.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 11:52 AM (sd8p

I don't think I could be more jealous! I wish I could be there.

Posted by: Japanese Dessert Karen at December 30, 2020 11:59 AM (Ez6QX)

320 What's going on with Tami??

Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 12:00 PM (g1guD)

321 I remember Michael Ansara as an Indian in the western TV series Broken Arrow (I think that was it)

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 30, 2020 12:00 PM (CjFDo)

322 Oh, off racist dessert sock.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 30, 2020 12:00 PM (Ez6QX)

323 Gubernator Polis breathlessly announces that an Elbert county man has
tested positive for the "English mutation" new strain of COVID

Let's see...how many countries are there that they can name a mutation after? I need to amend my previous statement. This ain't goin' away, ever.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 30, 2020 12:00 PM (W4eKo)

324 This is about me, isn't it.....
Posted by: Megan McCain at December 30, 2020 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

Hey, it's sustainable!
Posted by: Warai-otoko

*********

And there's plenty for everybody!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2020 12:00 PM (m45I2)

325 I got to meet Barbara Eden at a comic con a few years ago. I had an obsessive crush on her when I was 9 years old.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 30, 2020 12:01 PM (996BY)

326 Jumping Pants surely opened for someone, somewhere

Had to be Van Halen

Posted by: Diesel Jones at December 30, 2020 12:01 PM (0CeRG)

327 Sabrina

Posted by: JAS, former commenter at December 30, 2020 12:01 PM (D3Oux)

328 What's going on with Tami??
Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 12:00 PM

I don't think anyone here knows. We only know her absence grows by the day.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 30, 2020 12:01 PM (2k7BX)

329
The wild squirl attacks have occurred mostly in Rego Park, with the bulk of them happening on 65th Drive near Fitchett Street in Queens, New York.

One woman has even had to go to the emergency room, with others expressing their worry about even going outside since the attacks started in late November.

The residents have been instructed to buy licensed trappers in order to stop the attacks. Experts believe that the squirrels are acting out as a result of being fed by humans

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 30, 2020 12:01 PM (r4bSV)

330 Anyone who thinks this Wu panic is going to go away in 2021 is just kidding themselves.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 30, 2020 11:49 AM

And anytime it begins to look like things may be getting better, along will come a newer deadlier version to justify new restrictive decrees from on high.
===
At this point, it seems certain that the real goal is to make sure that everyone is as miserable as possible.

Never Ending Kafkaesque Nightmare . . . who did they open for?

Posted by: simplemind at December 30, 2020 12:01 PM (iedlL)

331 "1990 Reba was teh Hot Reba."

^^^^^^^^

THIS!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2020 12:01 PM (3D/fK)

332 Hey.. maybe someone should tell the folks on the prayer list that COVID is a myth! Right? That's the prevailing opinion around here, isn't it?

Co-worker's Mom just died of it.. must be fake news!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 30, 2020 12:02 PM (CjFDo)

333 I now assume every bit of news about WuFlu that can be construed as bad (more cases, full hospitals, new mutations, etc) is a lie. Until I see bodies piling up on the street, I'll continue to believe it's been overhyped to the nth degree for purely political reasons. What really makes me made is that significant percentage of my family bought the brainwash, resulting in Christmas being cancelled for me. No gathering with any family for the first time in my life. Irritating beyond words...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 30, 2020 12:03 PM (pcsoT)

334 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iUtxe8Rfhs

My new favorite Indian commentator. Mom won.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at December 30, 2020 12:03 PM (AHq56)

335
I have zero percent interest in social credit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Negative interest rates are...you know...the thing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2020 12:04 PM (63Dwl)

336 " That's the prevailing opinion around here, isn't it? "

Stop

Just stop.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2020 12:04 PM (3D/fK)

337 Is it cold in here?

Posted by: Justasheep at December 30, 2020 12:04 PM (L9Eia)

338 >>Their kid OD'd on heroin

OK, well she had another kid die during pregnancy.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2020 12:04 PM (bDqIh)

339 So how did he get infected? Some random Brit who wandered into Colorado?
Posted by: tubal

********

I'm sure the contact tracers don't know /s

(seriously though, CO is a big overseas tourist destination for ski areas. The first reported case back in Feb=Mar timeframe was around Vail. Elbet County though is SE of Denver on the fringes of the greater metro area. )

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2020 12:05 PM (m45I2)

340 Barbara Eden has a very strong singing voice. A good voice but not very feminine in most of the performances I've heard. Be your own judge - go to YouTube and search on 'barbara eden singing'.

Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2020 12:06 PM (AMIL/)

341 You mentioned recently that you were making fire starters. Care to elaborate?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Campfire starters -- standard scout stuff. Combustable material in an old egg carton and covered with melted wax from old candles.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

000 or 0000 steel wool (paint dept - no soap) & a 9v battery. Touch the battery contacts to the steel wool and stand back. "Fluff" the steel wool for better effect.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2020 12:06 PM (LwB8i)

342 Hey.. maybe someone should tell the folks on the prayer list that COVID is a myth! Right? That's the prevailing opinion around here, isn't it?

Co-worker's Mom just died of it.. must be fake news!
==
Sorry for the loss.

But also, its weird to use someone else's tragedy to launch a straw man attack generally against the whole board.

If you want to fight with someone go talk to your wife.

Posted by: simplemind at December 30, 2020 12:07 PM (lIfVs)

343 Hey.. maybe someone should tell the folks on the prayer list that COVID
is a myth! Right? That's the prevailing opinion around here, isn't it?

Feel better, Karen?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 30, 2020 12:07 PM (W4eKo)

344 Stop

Just stop.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
.......

I'll just sit back and wait for you to tell this idiot to stop.. just stop..

...............

I now assume every bit of news about WuFlu that can be construed as bad (more cases, full hospitals, new mutations, etc) is a lie. Until I see bodies piling up on the street, I'll continue to believe it's been overhyped to the nth degree for purely political reasons. What really makes me made is that significant percentage of my family bought the brainwash, resulting in Christmas being cancelled for me. No gathering with any family for the first time in my life. Irritating beyond words...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 30, 2020 12:07 PM (CjFDo)

345 my nephew is a boy scout

they carry a ziplock bag of dryer lint as a fire starter

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 30, 2020 12:08 PM (r4bSV)

346 I've been trying to find a way to DC for the protest but the Patriot Caravan website is a fucking disorganized mess I cant make heads or tails of. No damn organization. I don't really want to strike out on my own as hotels are non existent, cops and other officials are hostile and I'm not ready to go to jail pointlessly because I WILL BE ARMED if I go alone. Sorry but I'm not in my usual sunny mood...

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 30, 2020 12:08 PM (o2MD2)

347 Meggie Mac's Back Fat Firestarter Strips™

"Go ahead! Use 'em all! We'll make more!"

*insert catch jingle*

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2020 12:08 PM (m45I2)

348 my nephew is a boy scout

they carry a ziplock bag of dryer lint as a fire starter
Posted by: will choose a nic later

As another said, put it in a cardboard egg carton, cover it in melted wax, and it's waterproof.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2020 12:09 PM (LwB8i)

349 And Jerry went full Karen the Hobo.

Posted by: Bete at December 30, 2020 12:10 PM (Ojki1)

350
RE: inflated COVID death stats, CO reports total COVID deaths (includes people with a positive PCR test within 30 days of dying of any cause) and deaths "due to" COVID.

As of 10/1, there were 2054 total COVID-related deaths, of which 92 (4.5%) were reportedly NOT due to COVID.

By 12/29 there were 4687 total deaths (+2633) of which 884 (19%) were NOT due to COVID

More striking, among the 2633 deaths between 10/1 and 12/29, 30% as reported by the state were NOT due to COVID. What accounts for this shift?News reports usually cite the total (inflated) number.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2020 12:12 PM (m45I2)

351 There's a new one.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2020 12:13 PM (GadyI)

352 Xipe, email me. Hotels in Bethesda are pretty cheap and still available. A bunch of us going from this area so easy to meet up.
Email in my nic.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 12:20 PM (sd8p8)

353 I keep a small jar or tube of Vaseline and a ZipLoc bag full of cotton balls in my car's console for emergency fire starting.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2020 11:36 AM (m45I2)

Uh, huh. So, explain the Kleenex in the console!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 30, 2020 12:35 PM (zkS5c)

354 Barbara Eden and hubby Michael Ansara

Posted by: Old Guy at December 30, 2020 12:36 PM (f6tGE)

355 I know it's not the approved answer, but tell me Dude Pic #1 does not look exactly like Chazz Palminteri.

Posted by: Zumkopf at December 30, 2020 12:37 PM (Obhdy)

356 I will be in DC/VA on 06JAN..working during the day of course but free at night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2020 11:36 AM (tsZQ+)

Protest starts at 11 (I think). If you can get the day off, please be there.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 30, 2020 02:09 PM (946rW)

357 The M.S. Media is like the Horns of a steer a point here appoint there and a lot of bull in between

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 30, 2020 06:52 PM (FLiOE)

358 Who dis ?
Barbara EdenMichael Ansara

Posted by: Chicolini at December 30, 2020 07:37 PM (sIkrh)

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