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Quarantine Cafe: Die Hard Edition
A couple of years ago, I saw an outstanding mini-documentary on YouTube. It relayed some trivia/behind the scenes stuff I already knew, but a lot of new stuf I'd never heard before.
I've searched for the doc but can't find it now. It had interviews with screenwriters Jeb Stuart and Steven E. de Souza as well as with director John McTiernan, so it was well-sourced. Below, a list of ten cool things about Die Hard, many of which come from this documentary I cannot link for you. 1. Die Hard is a sequel, in a way, to the Frank Sinatra movie The Detective. The Detective was based on the novel by Roderick Thorp (a name you might recognize). In that movie, Frank Sinatra played Joe Leland, a NYC detective. Roderick Thorp went on to write a sequel called Nothing Lasts Forever, again featuring Joe Leland. That sequel involved terrorists taking over an office building, with Leland caught in the crossfire. 2. The lead role in Die Hard was initially offered to Frank Sinatra. Sinatra was 70 years old in 1985, when Die Hard was being put together as a concept. The producers didn't really want Sinatra to star in the action movie -- but it was legally required that they do so, because Sinatra had some kind of legal option on the sequel. They offered him the role, hoping he'd pass. He did. He decided he was too old to play the role again. And thus, "John Leland" became "John McClane," so as not to confuse people into thinking this was in fact a direct sequel to 1968's The Detective. 3. The John McClane role was offered to just about every warm body in Hollywood. After Sinatra passed, the producers offered the lead role to all the people you'd guess they'd offer an action movie lead in the mid-80s to: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Clint Eastwood, Mel Gibson, James Caan, Richard Gere, Don Johnson, and others. Pretty much the role was offered to anyone not named "Bruce Willis." They were all either uninterested or unavailable. I think they tried to sell Schwarzenegger on the idea that the story would make a good sequel for his "John Matrix" character in Commando. Getting desperate, they offered it to television actor Bruce Willis, who played a detective on Moonlighting, but as a glib comedic figure, not as a badass. The studio was very skeptical that Bruce Willis, hot off the non-success of the romantic comedy Blind Date, could carry a movie at all, let alone an action movie. The studio eventually put out a marketing blitz to sell people on the idea that Bruce Willis could even be an action star. They did a Hard Sell on Die Hard's star. I'm only 29 (well, almost 29), so I don't remember this era, but older uncles all tell me that one of the biggest pre-release complaints about Die Hard was that there was no way this skinny-necked TV clown could convince anyone that he was an action-hero toughguy. My uncles tell me that even when they went to the theater, they were still expecting a disaster (despite the excellent tv commercials). Bruce Willis was paid $5 million to star at the movie -- which was a salary almost unheard-of back then, especially because Willis was not any kind of proven box office draw. I don't know if I heard this, heard someone speculating this, or just made it up myself: But I have it in my head somewhere that the studio offered Willis $5 million partly just to generate buzz and convince people he really was an action star. I mean, if a studio is paying him five million dollars to play an action hero, then he must be really good at playing an action hero, right? Again, I don't know where I'm getting that. It sounds pretty stupid, now that I think about it. By the way, Bruce Willis also turned down the role when it was first offered to him, because he was committed to shooting Moonlighting and was unavailable during Die Hard's planned shooting schedule. But Cybil Shephard got pregnant, and the show went on haitus for some months to give her some time to deliver, and that gave Willis the time to shoot Die Hard. 4. They offered the director's chair to John McTiernan, hot off his success on Predator. He also repeatedly turned it down. McTiernan's biggest complaint was that the script was about terrorists. In previous interviews, he's said that he considered terrorists too depressing for a big fun summer blockbuster. They kept trying to convince McTiernan. He ultimately tell them: Fine, but I want the script rewritten so that they're not terrorists. And so the screenwriter came up with the great twist that Hans Gruber is pretending to be terrorists, but in fact is just a "common thief." I'm sorry -- I mean he's an extraordinary thief. My bad. The terrorists in the novel Nothing Lasts Forever were German, too. John McTiernan made another important demand: He wanted the script to be lighter, particularly in scenes involving the terrorists (well, thieves pretending to be terrorists). I think his idea was that if the terrorists/thieves were just completely unpleasant, any time they're on the screen talking would be equally unpleasant for the audience. The audience wouldn't mind spending time with the terrorists if they were somewhat likable. This was a very important choice. McTiernan kicked off the whole "Bad Guy Is So Likeable You Secretly Want Him to Become Friends With the Good Guy" trope that would dominate 80s and 90s movies. 5. "Nakatomi Plaza Tower" was played by the Twentieth Century Fox Plaza Tower in Century City. The Fox Building had just opened weeks before filming, and was also still under construction during filming -- just like Nakatomi Plaza. Scenes of under-construction floors of the building were in fact real. In the videos below the fold, there's a good behind-the-scenes video about the use of miniatures in the film. 6. The scene in which McCain meets Hans Gruber was added during filming, because Alan Rickman's American accent was funny. In the script, McCain did not face down Gruber until the end of the movie. The scene of Gruber pretending to be an American hostage -- "Bill Clay" -- was written during the shoot. Rickman was doing an American accent to make people laugh, and they thought it was so funny they should include it in the movie. Thus, in just a few days, one of the greatest scenes in the movie was hastily thrown together. 7. The villains' escape plan of driving away from the Nakatomi massacre in an ambulance was also a very late addition, added only as shooting was wrapping up. Gruber's plan to escape is to blow up the top of the Nakatomi Tower and all of the hostages there to make it appear as though he and his men killed themselves in a terrorist statement. But there was no actual explanation about how they actually intended to physically escape the Nakatomi Plaza area. John McTiernan was bothered by this plot hole and asked the screenwriter (I think it was Steven E. de Souza who was on-set, doing rewrites; Jeb Stuart had been let go earlier) to come up with an explanation as to how the criminals intended to escape. De Souza came up with the idea of the ambulance hidden inside the tractor-trailer that was seen earlier in the movie. One problem: Earlier shots of that trailer did not show any ambulance inside -- because, of course, the whole concept of the hidden ambulance didn't exist when they shot those early scenes. They decided to not worry about it, figuring that no one would notice that the ambulance only appears later. They were right. No one did notice, except I guess years later, and only because Die Hard was so frequently rewatched, and rewatched on high-quality digital. A lot of decisions were made late in the production, and almost all of them paid off well. 8. The look of surprise on Hans Gruber's face as he plummets from the top of Nakatomi Tower is real. Alan Rickman volunteered to take this fall himself. They suspended him by a harness about forty feet above air-mats. (I'm guessing the air-mats were in chroma-key blue or green so they could replace them later with an image of the street below). They set the camera above Rickman, looking down at him. The plan, supposedly, was that McTiernan would count down from 3 -- 3, 2, 1, fire -- and the harness would be released and then Rickman would stop falling. But the story goes that McTiernan wanted Rickman's face to show genuine terror and surprise, so he skipped the countdown and just ordered the harness released immediately. Alan Rickman seems to dispute this, saying he doesn't remember any business involving the countdown to release. 9. Die Hard started a chain of imitators, all with pitch-lines that read, "It's like Die Hard in a [X]." Die Hard was the first in a series of what have come to be called "Siege movies," where a group of well-armed mercenaries, terrorists, or other criminals take over location and one or a couple of outgunned heroes have to do battle with them. "Die Hard in an [X] movies" made soon after Die Hard included: Speed 2: Cruise Control: Die Hard on a cruise liner! Under Siege: Die Hard on a battleship! Sudden Death: Die Hard in a hockey game! Masterminds: Die Hard in a boys' boarding school! Air Force One: Die Hard in an Air Force One! Under Siege 2: Dark Territory: Die Hard on a train! Cliffhanger: Die Hard on some cliffs! White House Down: Die Hard in a White House! Philadelphia: Die Hard in a t-cell! Just kidding about that, of course. Die Hard's sequels of course did this as well. Die Hard 2: Die Harder was Die Hard in an airport, and Die Hard with a Vengeance was Die Hard in All of New York City. There was an amusing thing I remember happening. If you remember this: Anna Niccole Smith was at one point a celebrity people knew. Her tits were so big they thought, we should put those tits in some movies. She appeared in a Die Hard rip-off called Skyscraper. If memory serves me -- and maybe it's actually telling me lies here -- Skyscraper was advertised as Die Hard in a skyscraper! If you can imagine such a thing! What a great idea. I wonder what took them so long to think of that. 10. In 2018, thirty years after Die Hard's release, Twentieth Century Fox released a recut commercial for the film, confirming that it is in fact a Christmas movie. The "Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?" debate was kind of funny back in 2005 or whenever it got started. It really began to annoy me when Jonah Goldberg, Sonny Bunch, David French and the rest of the Is Hotdog Sandwich? gang endlessly repeated it as a rote part of their Twitter cyberflirtation rituals. Still, it was funny for a while. And the recut commercial was amusing. See the video of it below. Plus a few other interesting videos about Die Hard.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 07:20 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 07:21 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Hands (he/him/somebody) at December 21, 2020 07:22 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Big Star at December 21, 2020 07:23 PM (pvJV4)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 21, 2020 07:24 PM (t9ITf)
I didn't! But I did see "Die Hard Netflix documentary" when I was searching for the documentary I mentioned in a post.
Maybe that IS the documentary I saw? Not sure!
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 07:24 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 07:26 PM (s4dNo)
Back from looking at the planets. Junior-etts school telescope, a Celestron catadyoptic lens with a cardboard body, was good enough to make out two moon from Jupitor and (almost) make out the rings of Saturn.
Before we left we checked out the moon with it. OMG! That telescope must've been made specifically for that range. We could see shadows in the craters! Very cool family moment for us.
If weather permits, get outside and look at it!
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 21, 2020 07:27 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 07:27 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: attila the twitchy at December 21, 2020 07:27 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: windbag at December 21, 2020 07:28 PM (M9qxJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2020 07:28 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 07:28 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2020 07:28 PM (fIHXk)
In the script, McCain did not face down Gruber until the end of the movie.
Ace, that typo on the name. You either do hate us, or you need to be better.
Posted by: Hands (he/him/somebody) at December 21, 2020 07:28 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2020 07:29 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 07:29 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 21, 2020 07:27 PM (VcFUs)
I was so ticked, I have no view to the southwest. and the doggone clouds vanished just in time but I could get to a viewing site!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 07:29 PM (87oRe)
I read about them in Time magazine in one of my favorite lines.
Oh oh oh also Karl is played by a ballet dancer. I remember that, errr, I mean I was told that by some aunts, yes, that's it, that wait you want us to buy a ballet dancer as a kick ass terrorist? Really?
Vroom vroom goes the chainsaw.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 07:29 PM (GbPPJ)
I was off doing other things when it came out and I never cared for Bruce Moonlighting.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2020 07:30 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: 496 at December 21, 2020 07:30 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 21, 2020 07:30 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2020 07:31 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 21, 2020 07:31 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Will at December 21, 2020 07:31 PM (YA4S8)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 07:31 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: CN at December 21, 2020 07:31 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Will at December 21, 2020 07:31 PM (YA4S
Ewoks don't do math
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2020 07:32 PM (4C0+v)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 07:32 PM (BALvA)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 21, 2020 07:32 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 21, 2020 07:32 PM (W8PaO)
Sort of. He did Wetherby in 1985 but he was uncredited. And a number of TV movies before Die Hard.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 21, 2020 07:33 PM (ZSK0i)
If weather permits, get outside and look at it!
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron
Nice! I hear tell of objects viewable in the sky between the months of October and April but nah, not here in O H I O.
That's what I am moving away from - gray winter skies.
And city kids.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 07:33 PM (Rvt88)
Ace, that typo on the name. You either do hate us, or you need to be better.
Posted by: Hands (he/him/somebody) at December 21, 2020 07:28 PM (786Ro)
In the actual story on which this was based, McCain sold out to Gruber in exchange for half the loot and blamed it all on Krazy Konservatives.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2020 07:33 PM (V2Yro)
I think the only other time I've seen that done was when Keanu Reeves was in the first "Speed."
I wonder if they'd ever do something like that these days, now that "unlikely guy turns out to be a badass" has become almost a cliche in itself.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at December 21, 2020 07:33 PM (R1mDg)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 21, 2020 07:31 PM (PUmDY)
I mentioned above that I've never seen Die Hard. Add Trading Places to the list. And Animal House. I skipped a lot of pop culture back in the day.
Posted by: windbag at December 21, 2020 07:33 PM (M9qxJ)
Posted by: windbag at December 21, 2020 07:28 PM (M9qxJ
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Next you're going to tell us you've never heard of Monty Python.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 07:33 PM (kTF2Z)
Can't remember much of the details but Gramps said the
place looked like the plate of a Tilt-a-Whirl after a 105 degree day at the Carnival.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 21, 2020 07:34 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 07:32 PM (BALvA)
How hard *did* you hit your head?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 21, 2020 07:34 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 21, 2020 07:34 PM (W8PaO)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 07:34 PM (4I/2K)
Not only did we see the conjunction here in Brazoria County, with Her Majesty's binoculars we saw the two planets.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 07:34 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Broseidon at December 21, 2020 07:35 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: 496 at December 21, 2020 07:30 PM (U1eOr)
We are all 29 here at the Horde. Some of us have simply been 29 longer than others have.
I've always loved the That Guy speech from Live Free or Die Hard:
https://youtu.be/Qga3aLPB0YE
Oh Live Free or Die Hard, I do adore that movie. Particularly watching Timothy Olyphant wander off to find some scenery from other movies to chew. That is a compliment.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 07:35 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 21, 2020 07:35 PM (W8PaO)
Trading Places. All I remember is Jamie Lee Curtis and those magnificent breast.
Never say Die Hard. Was at sea.
Animal House. OK, I did see that multiple times. Especially the dorm room scene.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 07:35 PM (u82oZ)
i actually wrote that at first but it really wasn't Die Hard on a bus. There was no crew of armed men. Just one guy with a bomb.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 07:35 PM (nuqdl)
It is a Christmas movie you all know
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2020 07:36 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: windbag at December 21, 2020 07:28 PM (M9qxJ
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Next you're going to tell us you've never heard of Monty Python.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 07:33 PM (kTF2Z)
I'm not a Commie. I can quote large portions of it.
Posted by: windbag at December 21, 2020 07:36 PM (M9qxJ)
Posted by: Rbastid at December 21, 2020 07:36 PM (HQbXM)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 21, 2020 07:36 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2020 07:36 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: attila the twitchy at December 21, 2020 07:37 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 07:35 PM (nuqdl)"
True, but it was absolutely pitched as a Die Hard clone.
Posted by: Broseidon at December 21, 2020 07:37 PM (icI8A)
Skies are severe clear here, should be decent viewing with binoculars.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2020 07:37 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2020 07:36 PM (DMUuz)
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There wouldn't be an HQ anymore?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 07:37 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2020 07:38 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 07:38 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 07:38 PM (u82oZ)
Had the Vortex Razor 27x60x85 angled viewfinder spotting scope set up atop it's Bogen 3040 tripod, pointed skyward to the South West.
INCREDIBLE view of Saturn & Jupiter, with Razor* sharp views of the Rings of Saturn and several of Jupiter's Moons.
Pity, I don't yet have an adapter for a Nikon DSLR or a cel-phone camera, so as to have captured the sight. And yes, I did have to manually "track" the paired planets to keep 'em in the scope. A tweak ever minute or so.
Iris got to see 'em, as did my next door neighbors.
Any doubts as to the quality of this spotting scope, disappeared in an instant.
The Rings of Saturn were easily discernable, distinct and brilliant in contrast, color and fineness of resolution.
Jupiter's Moons were rendered as perfect dots of light, no haloing, no double images, no fuzzy edges.
Optical. Perfection.
And it's not even an "astronomical" telescope.
Wow.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
*puntentional
Posted by: Jim at December 21, 2020 07:39 PM (QzJWU)
What if a group of well-armed mercenary terroristic trolls took over a Thread, and one or a couple of outgunned CoBs had to do battle with them?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2020 07:36 PM (DMUuz)
________
Morons would be laughing and placing bets on who dies next.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 07:39 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 07:39 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at December 21, 2020 07:39 PM (er/ld)
Skies are severe clear here, should be decent viewing with binoculars.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2020 07:37 PM (OTzUX)
low in the southwest. Here in Texas, it's already approaching the horizon, it may not be visible on the East Coast. West Coast should have wonderful views for a couple more hours.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2020 07:39 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 07:39 PM (s4dNo)
In Zombieland, part of the joke was that Jesse Eisenberg isn't exactly an action star and thus it was played that here's this schlub forced to live through an apocalypse and anything heroic he does is by accident.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 07:39 PM (GbPPJ)
Die Hard does this better, as you pointed out, by having McClane and Gruber meet mid-movie instead of waiting until the end.
Posted by: Broseidon at December 21, 2020 07:40 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 07:38 PM (L8ADy)
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That's a troll socking a cob. Not sure why he hasn't been nuked.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 07:40 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 07:38 PM (L8ADy)
it's the same sad troll as last night.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2020 07:40 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 07:40 PM (GbPPJ)
Nuke it.
Posted by: Hands (he/him/somebody) at December 21, 2020 07:40 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2020 07:40 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Hands (he/him/somebody) at December 21, 2020 07:41 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 07:41 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 07:41 PM (s4dNo)
By Grabthar's Hammer ... what a Christmas movie!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2020 07:41 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 07:41 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 07:41 PM (mht8P)
My money is on the CoBs. Weasel alone can handle it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 07:38 PM
From The Barrel?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2020 07:41 PM (DMUuz)
I've met AOP but nobody else.
I see Ace has a beard and wears a lumberjack shirt.
J.J. Sefton is graying at the temples and wears cardigans in every shade of brown, even to bed. He smokes a pipe.
But I've been drinking.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 07:41 PM (lgiXo)
It is a troll socking Weasel. For the third day in a row.
I trust you are fine.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 07:41 PM (u82oZ)
LOL Bogen, there's a blast from the past. Before Manfrotto glommed on. I have an old 3040, actually run over by a truck, and fucked up the truck. They don't build them like that any more. Not exactly a travel pod though.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 07:41 PM (L8ADy)
trolls trolls everywhere trolls
oh and BTW... Blind Date is a pretty good movie just sayin
Posted by: MISTRESSBlackOrchid at December 21, 2020 07:42 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2020 07:42 PM (nakwk)
Weasel and Weird Dave were at the Texas MoMeet. And fun was had by all.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 07:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 07:42 PM (IbxQb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2020 07:42 PM (V2Yro)
Had the Vortex Razor 27x60x85 angled viewfinder spotting scope set up atop it's Bogen 3040 tripod, pointed skyward to the South West.
__________
Then your neighbor turns on his award-winning Christmas lights.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 07:42 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2020 07:40 PM (V2Yro)
We got one using people's nics? Fuck, Soros is really scraping the barrel - they're getting spread thin.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 07:43 PM (L8ADy)
give ma the Power
it seems to appear with this shit the moment I try to join a freaking common thread, every damn time!
Posted by: MISTRESSBlackOrchid at December 21, 2020 07:43 PM (j9HX3)
I mentioned above that I've never seen Die Hard. Add Trading Places to the list. And Animal House. I skipped a lot of pop culture back in the day.
Posted by: windbag at December 21, 2020 07:33 PM (M9qxJ)
Nope you're not alone, although I saw trading places. Never seen
Monty Python either.
Posted by: clutch at December 21, 2020 07:43 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 07:43 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2020 07:43 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 07:44 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 07:44 PM (lgiXo)
And everybody has got other things to do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2020 07:42 PM (V2Yro)
Ummmmmmmmm.
You have met the Horde, yes.
No we don't.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 07:44 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 07:44 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2020 07:45 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Broseidon at December 21, 2020 07:45 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 21, 2020 07:31 PM (PUmDY)
Hell. I have never seen them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 07:45 PM (mzC78)
I've been asking Pixy to please change me over to the "new" system, which is seven years old, for seven years. He either can't or won't.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 07:45 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2020 07:45 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 07:45 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 21, 2020 07:45 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Broseidon at December 21, 2020 07:45 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2020 07:46 PM (nakwk)
No we don't.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 07:44 PM (GbPPJ)
Look lady, I don't know about you, but that ice ain't gonna get itself.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 07:46 PM (L8ADy)
I volunteer to swing the hammer.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 07:46 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 21, 2020 07:46 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 07:47 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Hands at December 21, 2020 07:47 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2020 07:47 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 21, 2020 07:47 PM (avUgs)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2020 07:47 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 07:47 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2020 07:47 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2020 07:47 PM (nakwk)
It doesn't surprise me that he made key decisions which made it a success.
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2020 07:47 PM (RdTKD)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 07:48 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 21, 2020 07:48 PM (0BhXH)
Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at December 21, 2020 07:49 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2020 07:49 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Hands at December 21, 2020 07:47 PM (786Ro)
All of them - he was the explosions.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 21, 2020 07:49 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 07:41 PM (L8ADy)
Yeah, it's a tank, and back in the day, they also made a three-pointed star shaped, wheeled "dolly" to make it a studio-mobile platform.
But, in a windy day out on the firing line, the scope it supports remains rock steady and on target, long after lesser gear gets stowed away as Combat Ineffective.
I do need to get a lighter duty, more portable tripod, though. Like guns, other "gear" is also seldom a "one size fits all" world.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 21, 2020 07:49 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Tom Servo
And the qualifications would be what?
Sound judgement, intelligence and grace?
Who would be left?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 07:49 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 07:49 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2020 07:49 PM (66BnU)
And I'm not particular which.
Posted by: attila the twitchy at December 21, 2020 07:49 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2020 07:49 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: tbodie at December 21, 2020 07:49 PM (yfoZs)
The funny thing is that as soon as he became a success, he lost his hair.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 07:50 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 21, 2020 07:50 PM (iZwip)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 07:50 PM (lgiXo)
https://uproxx.com/movies/die-hard-director-christmas-movie-its-a-wonderful-life/
It has an embedded interview with the director.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 07:50 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2020 07:50 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 21, 2020 07:50 PM (iZwip)
Only a frantic loser in life get their kicks from disrupting this site. How pathetic is that?
Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2020 07:49 PM (66BnU)
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You'd think it would do something useful, like disrupting Congress's site.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 07:50 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 21, 2020 07:51 PM (vpUwx)
Posted by: windbag at December 21, 2020 07:28 PM (M9qxJ)
Sure. But first...
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 21, 2020 07:51 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: klaftern at December 21, 2020 07:52 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 21, 2020 07:52 PM (avUgs)
Tired of losing, and the losing has barely started.
Make sure to help the two vapid GOP nothings in GA win their run-offs, it's important.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2020 07:52 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 21, 2020 07:52 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Hands at December 21, 2020 07:47 PM (786Ro)
All of them.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 07:52 PM (dEXdx)
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 21, 2020 07:52 PM (HCeRP)
I mean I was told that by some aunts, yes, that's it, that wait you
want us to buy a ballet dancer as a kick ass terrorist? Really?
I thought he died gracefully, didn't you?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 07:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2020 07:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 07:53 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 07:53 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 07:53 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 07:53 PM (MVjcR)
For a friend I decided to click the link, and found that tit's actually a link to the 2018 REMAKE of the 1996 original featuring Anna Nicole Smith, here: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114467
Posted by: scottst at December 21, 2020 07:54 PM (ojBxe)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 07:54 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 07:54 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 07:55 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 07:53 PM (4I/2K)
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Only more sodomy.
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2020 07:55 PM (RdTKD)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2020 07:49 PM (66BnU)[i/]
It doesn't even deserve the moniker "troll". It's more like a retarded child. At least a proper troll pretends to be a "concerned fellow conservative", or throws out facts/figures to try to demoralize, engage in some sort of conversation no matter how naďve, or at least just hurl insults.
I'm guessing they've run out of roaches to pull the legs off of.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 07:55 PM (L8ADy)
Where she dreams her babushka comes to her in a dream to save her from the cold.
BUT THAT DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN - SHE FROZE TO DEATH AND BABUSHKA TOOK HER TO HEAVEN!!!
Why yes, that short film did have an impact on me. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 07:55 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 21, 2020 07:55 PM (d1uFV)
False Weasel! False Weasel!!!!
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 07:54 PM (MVjcR)
__________
Like the False Dmitri.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 07:55 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 21, 2020 07:56 PM (7tOF4)
That tells you something and it's that hard work don't mean shit on whether you succeed or not. However if you DON'T work hard you won't succeed either.
This is why I gave up and decided long ago to just do what I wanted to do and not because it would make me a success. Mainly cause I didn't know what I wanted to succeed at. So I just succeeded in pleasing myself.
And altho at times I had my doubts it turned out better than it would've if I'd tried to succeed.
Given where everything's wound up now. All may classmates are losing their shit and for me it's just normal.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 21, 2020 07:56 PM (avUgs)
Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 21, 2020 07:56 PM (0BhXH)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 21, 2020 07:56 PM (TdMsT)
Or it would be if we were all Ace, and the trolls were competent.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 21, 2020 07:56 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 07:55 PM (Rvt8
I'm speechless, but not the good kind.
You gonna be OK?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 07:56 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 07:57 PM (pPtW+)
Sound judgement, intelligence and grace?
Who would be left?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 07:49 PM
Any "You must be this tall ..." sign would eliminate AtC.
Just sayin' ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2020 07:57 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 07:57 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 07:57 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 07:58 PM (CZm2G)
I'm thinking they might be able to penetrate the fog of VPN, and actually nail down just exactly is who and just exactly is where.
And then there are certain "Regs" in most every part of the Nation, who would greatly enjoy being very effective with such information, once provided.
Oh, and lest anyone fear that I'm making some kind of horrid threat? Hardly.
The Troll HAS to survive the experience. And be utterly terrified of ever suffering as such, ever again.
And they need to broadcast that fear into all of Trollville, as far as the cries of anguish, pain and fear can be heard.
Well, hell. Like antifartz, it's only an IDEA!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 21, 2020 07:58 PM (QzJWU)
80 I've been thinking about what Ace, the COBs and random Hordlings look like.
You're all Smurfs. It keeps things simple and on an even keel.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2020 07:58 PM (pNxlR)
Stars Patrick Swayze as a Chicago cop whose brother is murdered, played by Bill Paxton, by an Italian mobster (Adam Baldwin). Ben Stiller plays another Italian mob dude, Helen Hunt is Swayze's wife, and the guy who was The One Armed Man in the original Fugitive is the Mob Boss. All but that last guy are very young and not very good actors at that point.
Liam Neeson is also in it as Swayze's totally hillbilly brother straight from Harlan County, Kentucky. It's not a very good movie at all, but it's fun to see everyone when they were young and green.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097967/
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 07:58 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2020 07:58 PM (RdTKD)
Posted by: hogmartin
Define ok.
I actually sat down with grandbaby #2 a few years ago and watched that with her. The story completely blindsided me and my little girl was horrified.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 07:58 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2020 07:59 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 07:59 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Willie wonka at December 21, 2020 07:59 PM (L9P9s)
I mean I was told that by some aunts, yes, that's it, that wait you
want us to buy a ballet dancer as a kick ass terrorist? Really?
I thought he died gracefully, didn't you?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 07:52 PM (HaL55)
Alexander Gutenov (sp?)
He also played Tyr half hand in an interesting low budget film just before he died.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 21, 2020 07:59 PM (d1uFV)
"Waiting for Godot" is "Die Hard" in existential limbo.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2020 07:59 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 07:59 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 07:58 PM (Rvt8
Yeah, Scandinavians. *shrug*
They have a funny idea of a feel-good kids' story.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 08:00 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2020 08:00 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 21, 2020 08:00 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2020 08:00 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 21, 2020 08:00 PM (7tOF4)
Depressing shit there.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2020 08:01 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 21, 2020 08:01 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 07:55 PM (L8ADy)
(You know that address you bury in your nic is a pain as it keeps coming back as too long to post? Why not use a tinyurl and save us all the BS?)
Back in boot camp we used lighter fluid. Much more excitement for the roaches. We didn't want to touch them just kill them.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 21, 2020 08:01 PM (avUgs)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 21, 2020 08:01 PM (TdMsT)
https://tinyurl.com/Alan-Tudyk-Resident-Alien
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 08:01 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 08:02 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2020 08:03 PM (RdTKD)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 21, 2020 08:03 PM (avUgs)
Alexander Gutenov
Godunov. His was a sad story. From IMDB
He was born on Sakhalin Island at the far eastern end of the former Soviet Union and began studying dance at age 9 in the Riga State Ballet School. He later said his mother put him there to prevent his becoming "a hooligan". One of his classmates and friends at the school was Mikhail Baryshnikov. After graduating he toured with the Moscow Classical Ballet. He joined the Bolshoi in 1971; there he received rave reviews for the lead in "Swan Lake", "Giselle" and other classical and contemporary works. In 1973 he won a gold medal at the Moscow International Competition. The same year he received more praise when the Bolshoi toured the United States. He was then marked as a potential defector and not allowed to tour for five years. In August 1979 he did defect. The story grew in importance when his ballerina wife returned to the USSR a few days later. He joined the American Ballet Theater and danced with it until 1982 when he and its director Baryshnikov had a falling out. He was by then a frequent companion of Jacqueline Bisset. His first movie role was as the Amish farmer Daniel in "Witness" (1985). The NY Times reviewer described him as the film's "most riveting presence". The same critic did not take so kindly to his role as Karl in "Die Hard" (198
("a sight gag in his terrorist costume"). When he became a US citizen in 1987 he said he planned to celebrate by eating a "hamburger stuffed with caviar". He had been filming a movie in Budapest a few weeks before he was found dead in his West Hollywood home, of "natural causes" according to his physician.
He was reputed to be quite an alcoholic.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2020 08:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: mot at December 21, 2020 08:04 PM (jad3h)
That's when you start video caming your mailbox. And then advising your mailman to drop the mail at the door cause the mailbox is not his friend for a while.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 21, 2020 08:04 PM (avUgs)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 08:04 PM (pPtW+)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 21, 2020 08:05 PM (CAJOC)
But I've been drinking.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 08:05 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 08:05 PM (uW/AF)
Posted by: Garrick at December 21, 2020 08:05 PM (YaTIT)
Posted by: Jmel at December 21, 2020 08:06 PM (acNWp)
Moonlighting was very good TV back in the day. They did a lot of cool shit. As did Remington Steele.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 21, 2020 08:06 PM (A73dY)
But then he got jacked up and 'roided and the movies weren't interesting anymore.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 21, 2020 08:06 PM (2JVJo)
1. It was originally supposed to be a direct sequel to "Earth Vs. The Flying Saucers (1956)" but they couldn't get the rights. Supposedly eight weeks of shooting had to be scrapped.
2. It was originally shot with the actors speaking Swedish (phonetically). One day, someone asked the director why they were doing this and he said "I don't know" so they re-shot everything in English.
3. John McClane, Hans Gruber and the guy in the cop car were originally played by the animated characters of Yogi Bear, Boo-Boo, and Ranger Smith respectively. This went almost to the premier, when someone said, "Hang on, this doesn't make sense. The characters were then replaced by, respectively, Fred Flintstone, Mr. Slate and Barney Rubble. This version was widely disliked at the premier ("Mr. Slate wouldn't do that" was a common complaint) so it all had to be re-done, but fortunately this was in 1972 so they had plenty of time for reshoots.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2020 08:06 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Phantom EPA Shitter at December 21, 2020 08:06 PM (0+lyq)
Posted by: Garrick at December 21, 2020 08:05 PM (YaTIT)
Jah.
It really isn't a Christmas movie. The season has nothing to do with the story.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 21, 2020 08:06 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
That's a shame. People might stereotype Russians based on that.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 21, 2020 08:07 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2020 08:07 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at December 21, 2020 08:07 PM (7tOF4)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 08:07 PM (BALvA)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 08:07 PM (lgiXo)
Not merely a troll, but a willfully doltish troll.
The "accidental" long posting act is getting old. So is socking regulars.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2020 08:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 07:50 PM (s4dNo)
I remember an old Gallagher routine on an HBO special where he had a life-sized cutout of Bruce Willis and took his hair off, making him bald. Audience explodes with laughter.
Who knew?
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 08:08 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Pittsburg is going to stop its losing streak tonight, like Vikings.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 08:08 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: mot at December 21, 2020 08:08 PM (jad3h)
It was nice to know he was concerned about potential adverse consequences of his actions.
Posted by: Dennis at December 21, 2020 08:08 PM (dBNX/)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 21, 2020 08:10 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 08:02 PM (L8ADy)
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I use a VPN. I like this approach
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 21, 2020 08:10 PM (C77mq)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 07:45 PM (GbPPJ)
You didn't miss squat. I remember where and when I saw that movie. I also remember checking my watch about an hour in, incredulous that we were only halfway through.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 08:10 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 08:10 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 08:10 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Jmel at December 21, 2020 08:06 PM
You want vengeance.
You'd settle for a couple of low-level apparatchiks doing a few months in a Club Fed.
You'll get "Mistakes were made. Some people did some things. What difference, at this point, does it make?"
Posted by: The Elites at December 21, 2020 08:11 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 07:45 PM (GbPPJ)
You didn't miss squat. I remember where and when I saw that movie. I also remember checking my watch about an hour in, incredulous that we were only halfway through.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 08:10 PM (L8ADy)
Never seen it either.
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:11 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 08:10 PM (9hauA)
Right here!
🦇 🦇 🦇
Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2020 08:11 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 08:11 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 08:11 PM (2j4Uv)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 21, 2020 08:11 PM (cbgbx)
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 08:10 PM (MVjcR)
I am sorry you cannot shoot the false Weasel.
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:11 PM (zr5Kq)
But that would defeat the purpose of the blog.
See what they are doing is a denial of service but at a low pitch so no one can call the FBI *spit* or whoever on them.
We'll just have to wait them out. They usually get bored and wander away if they're ignored.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 21, 2020 08:12 PM (avUgs)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 08:12 PM (lgiXo)
Say what you will - but seeing Kevin Bacon dance over sand to stay alive, Reba McEntire shoot a shotgun, and Dad off Family Ties not act like a pussy got my attention.
Dad off Family Ties not have Meredith Baxter Whatever Her Blonde Ass Was not lecture him hooked me. It almost made sense him shacking up with Reba. Almost.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 21, 2020 08:12 PM (A73dY)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 08:12 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Fake Weasel at December 21, 2020 08:12 PM (7tOF4)
Not effective. The WSJ also requires registration
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 21, 2020 08:12 PM (C77mq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 08:12 PM (BALvA)
I've been asking Pixy to please change me over to the "new" system, which is seven years old, for seven years. He either can't or won't.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 07:45 PM (nuqdl)
*****
Ditch this stupid server/hosting platform.
You can do better and deserve better.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at December 21, 2020 08:13 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 08:13 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 08:12 PM (lgiXo)
Monday of Christmas week with most of the nation "working" from home ? HAHAHAH !! oh , sure you are.
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Nah, just leave them.
I finally broke the habit of picking my nose so I need a way to exercise my index finger.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 08:13 PM (1YlHz)
It was nice to know he was concerned about potential adverse consequences of his actions.
Posted by: Dennis at December 21, 2020 08:08 PM (dBNX/)
That actor was the legendary Al Leong, the henchiest henchman who ever manned hench. His agent wrangled him every "Bad guy's henchman #3" role in every movie of the 1980s.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 08:13 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 21, 2020 08:14 PM (A73dY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2020 08:14 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 08:14 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 08:15 PM (4I/2K)
OT: if anyone is looking for @CJTruth, he's on gab as @truthandlife. (Got banned after being re-tweeted twice by POTUS yesterday).
Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2020 08:15 PM (8DRUP)
Say what you will - but seeing Kevin Bacon dance over sand to stay alive, Reba McEntire shoot a shotgun, and Dad off Family Ties not act like a pussy got my attention.
Dad off Family Ties not have Meredith Baxter Whatever Her Blonde Ass Was not lecture him hooked me. It almost made sense him shacking up with Reba. Almost.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 21, 2020 08:12 PM (A73dY)
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Don't get me wrong. I love that movie. I've even seen all the sequels - most of which were very campy and entertaining.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 21, 2020 08:16 PM (CAJOC)
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THAT would be some stellar acting for Michael Gross!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 08:16 PM (Rvt88)
I've never seen either one.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2020 08:16 PM (WOYcU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2020 08:16 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 21, 2020 08:16 PM (+2xjH)
Then again - plenty of dicks here don't seem to be able to scroll past any comments at all. Maybe Post The Thread troll is onto something.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 21, 2020 08:17 PM (A73dY)
possibly migrating this blog to more modern platform that might
possibly alienate a possible percentage of the possible posting
population.
Form a committee!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 08:17 PM (BALvA)
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THAT would be some stellar acting for Michael Gross!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 08:16 PM (Rvt8
He was the bad guy on one of the Law and Order episodes.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 08:17 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: elmo at December 21, 2020 08:18 PM (tvzmd)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 08:18 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 08:19 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 08:12 PM (lgiXo)
You assume too much.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 21, 2020 08:19 PM (A73dY)
Posted by: Jmel at December 21, 2020 08:06 PM
You want vengeance.
You'd settle for a couple of low-level apparatchiks doing a few months in a Club Fed.
You'll get "Mistakes were made. Some people did some things. What difference, at this point, does it make?"
Posted by: The Elites at December 21, 2020 08:11 PM (DMUuz)
Followed by fevered requests for money to stop the "other side" from "winning."
If I am going to pay for a Globetrotters game, I want someone at the swearing in ceremony to look like they are going to dump a bucket of confetti over the sad old man only for it to turn out to be ice cold water.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 08:19 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 08:19 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2020 08:14 PM (H5knJ)
I thought the same thing - that would be a faster write than blocking various IP's of VPN providers. Not sure how much Pixie's brain can tolerate, but that would certainly be a simple and fast fix.
Anybody that wants to type a diatribe can break it into bite sized pieces.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 08:19 PM (L8ADy)
2020 is Die Hard in a year.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 08:20 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2020 08:16 PM (3H9h1)
Possibly.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 21, 2020 08:20 PM (avUgs)
Really?
We're a few decades into this. Most of the American people deserve even worse than this. Some don't deserve anything like this.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2020 08:20 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 08:20 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2020 08:21 PM (EZebt)
5. At an early premier, someone had changed "20th Century Fox" to "20th Century Boners" at the opening, and the audience laughed through the entire film. At the end, they said "Wait, we missed the movie, can you play it again?" So the producers did, and the same thing happened. The producers wised up at this point.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2020 08:21 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 08:21 PM (BALvA)
Posted by: Barky Ofuckstick at December 21, 2020 08:21 PM (bjcaV)
But I've been drinking.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 08:21 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 21, 2020 08:21 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)
I did like Die Hard on a spaceship cruise liner, with Milla.
We watched Galaxy Quest last night. Started it late, thinking, we'll just watch the opening. There are no stopping points.
So---
Who knows what makes Galaxy Quest a Christmas movie?
Posted by: mindful webworker and the Christmas cactus
at December 21, 2020 08:21 PM (ijO9y)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 08:21 PM (pPtW+)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 21, 2020 08:22 PM (4Yddh)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 21, 2020 08:22 PM (PUmDY)
Anna Nicole... she was still fairly young (and popular-ish) when her plastic surgeries started causing problems.
What problems, you ask?
Well I'll tell you. The problem of her nipples not being able to remain attached to the breasts. So thye were causing pain, and infections, and resulted in repeated surgeries to repair. Which worked about as well as one might think.
In her fancy lingerie, inside those massive brassieres... were rotting pustules of gunk.
Which contributed greatly to her drug use and abuse, thus basically causing her death.
Merry Christmas.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 08:22 PM (oQ94s)
Yeah, and the VPN idea is worth considering as at least a kill switch. Blocking an entire class B that belongs to a single VPN service where the client IPs are coming from, for example.
Posted by: Fake Weasel at December 21, 2020 08:22 PM (7tOF4)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: mindful webworker and the Christmas cactus
at December 21, 2020 08:22 PM (ijO9y)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 08:22 PM (pPtW+)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 21, 2020 08:22 PM (iZwip)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 08:22 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2020 08:20 PM (OTzUX)
===
I missed the discussion of Revolution downstairs.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2020 08:22 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 08:22 PM (BALvA)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 21, 2020 08:23 PM (7tOF4)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:23 PM (zr5Kq)
And these are life-long or long-time friends and acquaintances, so not the dumbest people walking around (though sadly nothing special in many cases).
Pathetic.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2020 08:23 PM (OTzUX)
Next you'll be wanting to restrict what people talk about and then who they talk about and then who they are and then and then and then.
See how that happens?
That's why speech has to be free. No limits. If you limit it then it's not free and will degenerate very quickly as everyone has a pet peeve they want to see made illegal. Just not their pet tho.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 21, 2020 08:23 PM (avUgs)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_222_(film)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 08:23 PM (1YlHz)
Look - I can scroll past that shit in less than a second.
If you want to troll - well - you gotta' engage. Say something. Be "pithy when you opine". Fuck - you won't even know what that is.
Be better, man. This ain't CompuServe. We all use mice now. Most of them have scroll buttons. Even the ones that don't just surf past your shit.
Be better, pecker head. Because some of use deserve better than a half ass effort.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 21, 2020 08:24 PM (A73dY)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)
you aren't taking flack unless you are over the target. Excellent job Ace and COBs at being over the target!
They know that PDT is still in and they are freaking out.
That is all.
Posted by: sassy at December 21, 2020 08:24 PM (tUGnI)
Several members of Congress just finished a meeting in the Oval Office with President @realDonaldTrump, preparing to fight back against mounting evidence of voter fraud.
@RepGosar 13m
Just left the Oval with @realDonaldTrump and several other members of Congress. Stay tuned.
Posted by: Fight back against the evidence at December 21, 2020 08:25 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 08:25 PM (bd0Ks)
Fat, drunk and stupid turns out to be the only way to go through life.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 08:21 PM (BALvA)
+++++
I've got the stupid part down pat. Now I need to work on the fat and drunk ones.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2020 08:25 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2020 08:25 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 08:26 PM (bd0Ks)
Posted by: Garrick at December 21, 2020 08:26 PM (YaTIT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2020 08:26 PM (H5knJ)
Which contributed greatly to her drug use and abuse, thus basically causing her death.
Merry Christmas.
Posted by: BurtTC
People just have to mess with things until they screw them up.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 08:26 PM (Rvt88)
Mrs. K and I honeymooned on St. Maarten many years ago. Some locals made a big deal out of pointing out the house there owned or rented by "Bruce and Demi". Woo-freaking-hoo.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2020 08:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Okay, that was very creative.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 08:27 PM (1YlHz)
I once had a friend (I know, hard to believe). Who was dating this girl. Whose father, had remarried that very same big tittie kitty, from the movie.
Nice person she was.
Call it six degrees of boobies....
Posted by: elmo at December 21, 2020 08:27 PM (zTp4o)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 08:28 PM (bd0Ks)
Posted by: Bill Barrf, worst AG ever and CIA spook at December 21, 2020 08:28 PM (Tc2CN)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 08:19 PM (Rvt8
WWII is just Die Hard... at the world.
Eurotrash and Japs. Conquering maniacs who really seemed much more interested in stealing art and stuff.
Oh, and random, pointless killing.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 08:28 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 08:26 PM (ocvaE)
Inception is Die Hard in a Die Hard.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 08:28 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 21, 2020 08:28 PM (4Yddh)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
The MST3K episode of Manos had a bigger budget than Manos.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 21, 2020 08:29 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Pakistani gender isn't trending? at December 21, 2020 08:29 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: cjhmhch at December 21, 2020 08:29 PM (eSgwh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 08:29 PM (r+sAi)
Equal would be Richard Boone in Big Jake
Good Well played bad guy characters are rare.
Posted by: FlimFlamed at December 21, 2020 08:29 PM (ZTDnL)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Phantom EPA Shitter at December 21, 2020 08:30 PM (B2Hhz)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 08:30 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 08:30 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2020 08:30 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 08:30 PM (bd0Ks)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2020 08:14 PM (H5knJ)
Actually that is a brilliant concept.*
Why not 140 characters as a limit?
*The real problem is that the regurgitation troll post with a rotating VPN technique (perfect for a stupid lazy troll) is effort intensive on the AoS end and would require either constant COD eyeballs on every post, or a Pixy AI construct (Heaven protect us).
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 08:30 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 08:21 PM (pPtW+)
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Big difference is/was that Willis can act.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 08:31 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2020 08:26 PM (H5knJ)
That makes sense to me.
I think I better stop drinking.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 08:31 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 08:29 PM (r+sAi)
Just you wait until Christmas Eve at AoS!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 08:32 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: I'm not even sure what that means at December 21, 2020 08:32 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 08:32 PM (r+sAi)
Several members of Congress just finished a meeting in the Oval
Office with President @realDonaldTrump, preparing to fight back against
mounting evidence of voter fraud.
-----------
Knowing what a surrender monkey Mark Meadows can be, any deal for them to fight election fraud better not include Trump conceding OR signing that stinker of an covid bill. We do not need to sell our souls for $600 and I, at least, am very willing to fight a war to protect what rights God gave me.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 21, 2020 08:33 PM (946rW)
Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber is one of the best bad guys ever.He was also great as the station owner in Quigley Down Under.
Equal would be Richard Boone in Big Jake
Good Well played bad guy characters are rare.
Posted by: FlimFlamed
Frederic Forrest as Blue Duck in "Lonesome Dove".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2020 08:33 PM (pNxlR)
GOP Congressman-elect, Madison Cawthorn, announces he will challenge the electoral college votes
Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2020 08:30 PM (NpAcC)
Meaningless without a Senator signing on. Several Members of the House have said they would challenge.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 08:33 PM (IbxQb)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 08:33 PM (87oRe)
actually I can't recall what kind of story lines Quick Draw had ... but it was comedy and action.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2020 08:33 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Hillary! at December 21, 2020 08:33 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 08:30 PM (bd0Ks)
I knew a guy who actually said he liked that "movie." And probably did.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 08:33 PM (oQ94s)
My friends and I have been saying that to each other for 20 years, and pretty much replace MF with Mr Falcon any time we need to say it.
"Eat Shit, Mr Falcon"
"Payback is a Mr, Falcon"
"Give me all the cash in the register, Mr Falcon"
Posted by: elliot at December 21, 2020 08:33 PM (k94B5)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 21, 2020 08:34 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 08:34 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2020 08:34 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 08:34 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Javems at December 21, 2020 08:34 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at December 21, 2020 08:34 PM (qDSku)
President asterisk may demand it.
Posted by: Dwaynerz at December 21, 2020 08:34 PM (gtu/X)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_222_(film)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 08:34 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 08:35 PM (87oRe)
Just you wait until Christmas Eve at AoS!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules!
Now we have a machine gun - ho, ho, ho!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2020 08:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)
---------
Cher is the Glenn Close of Shirley McClains.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 08:35 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 08:30 PM (87oRe)
Commercial VPN endpoints are known. Once you've detected traffic from one, that hasn't been blocked, you can ask ARIN who owns it and add a deny rule for their range. It would be trivial to add a deny rule for all of them.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 08:35 PM (t+qrx)
Should be @291 Count
Or just cutting to the chase. The movie The Eiger Sanction
Posted by: elmo at December 21, 2020 08:35 PM (zTp4o)
Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2020 08:36 PM (kOpft)
I once had a friend (I know, hard to believe). Who was dating this
girl. Whose father, had remarried that very same big tittie kitty, from
the movie.
Nice person she was.
Call it six degrees of boobies....
Posted by: elmo at December 21, 2020 08:27 PM (zTp4o)
Lucky man!
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 08:36 PM (4I/2K)
Why not 140 characters as a limit?"
the problem there is that some of the long posts, for instance from Whig, are some of the best and most insightful posts that come along here. That limit is one of the (many) reasons I despise twitter.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2020 08:36 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2020 08:37 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 08:37 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2020 08:34 PM (H5knJ)
I actually think Manos has an interesting kernel of an idea, but Hal Warren was a terrible writer.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 21, 2020 08:37 PM (2JVJo)
Handel's Messiah ...
... was an Oratorio written for Easter. 'Splains the "Hal and Lucy" Chorus, among many other things.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2020 08:38 PM (pNxlR)
"Masterminds" is the worst movie I've ever watched in a theater.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at December 21, 2020 08:34 PM (qDSku)
++++
Haven't seen that, but the worst movie for me has got to be Avatar.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2020 08:38 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
You've been killing it today, Duke.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 08:38 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2020 08:38 PM (Cus5s)
Seems like a very poor VPN design construct to me.
I am still reading your GPG treatise, but drinking heavily so it is a hard slog!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 08:39 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 21, 2020 08:39 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at December 21, 2020 08:39 PM (E1b7r)
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 08:39 PM (pPtW+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 08:40 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 08:37 PM (ocvaE)
*raises hands, palms out*
I am just a simple unfrozen caveman cybersecurity guy. Your world frightens and confuses me. I'm just offering options without judgment. Like jumper cables and blowtorches, blame not the tool for the hand that wields it.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 08:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2020 08:36 PM (V2Yro)
Dammit, I really need to remember the /s sarc tag!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 08:40 PM (87oRe)
Don't get me wrong. It's a fun movie. But it is not on my Top 100.
And yes, I do have my own Top 100.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 08:41 PM (x8Wzq)
It however, did not have a happy ending. There was a major local LA story. About a baby, found dead, in a laundry hamper. In a storage room, at a local hospital.
It was surmised to be a a VERY late term abortion.
He was the Doctor, who did the (satanic) handiwork.
Posted by: elmo at December 21, 2020 08:41 PM (zTp4o)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 08:33 PM (IbxQb)
Not meaningless. Senators better start stepping up too though.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 21, 2020 08:41 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 08:35 PM (87oRe)
Haha! Yes!
Posted by: Quirky Bookworm at December 21, 2020 08:41 PM (EbJ6H)
Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2020 08:41 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 08:24 PM (ocvaE)
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If these people say anything, it will be just by luck of the draw that they continue to mean it.
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2020 08:42 PM (RdTKD)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 08:42 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 08:43 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 08:39 PM (87oRe)
VPN only anonymizes to the extent that it doesn't give away where you're coming from. The last endpoint has to be somewhere with an IPv4 address (because the HQ doesn't have an IPv6 address), and that address had to be assigned by ARIN.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 08:43 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 08:43 PM (pPtW+)
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I thought Tuberville and Paul had. You'd think Cruz would since he intended to argue the case.
Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2020 08:43 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 21, 2020 08:41 PM (946rW)
Nothing happens unless a Senator signs on to the challenge. So it's meaningless without a Senator.
McConnell has threatened them all to keep quiet.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 08:43 PM (IbxQb)
Posted by: Phantom EPA Shitter at December 21, 2020 08:43 PM (/WEpn)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 08:44 PM (BALvA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2020 08:44 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 21, 2020 08:41 PM (946rW)
Senator, the teller's window is over there, right next to the free bar!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 08:44 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 21, 2020 08:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 08:41 PM (aqlo1)
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The Democrat party is still the party of the mentally disturbed.
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2020 08:45 PM (RdTKD)
Posted by: attila the twitchy at December 21, 2020 08:45 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 08:45 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2020 08:45 PM (kOpft)
Willis was good in Tears of The Sun, which is Die Hard outdoors.
Depressing, though, since Willis fixed the immediate problem.....there's still Africa.
Posted by: Richard Aubrey at December 21, 2020 08:45 PM (Kbz6P)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 08:45 PM (pPtW+)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 08:45 PM (4I/2K)
Submit an application and Ace will determine if you meet posting criteria, or if you may only view.
Posting is a privilege comrade. Subscription options are available based on your social credit score.
Payment offered via PayPalChinaExpress.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2020 08:46 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 08:46 PM (pPtW+)
Posted by: Phantom EPA Shitter at December 21, 2020 08:43 PM (/WEpn)
Particularly Logopolis
Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2020 08:46 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:47 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 08:47 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 08:46 PM (pPtW+)
I'm in
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 21, 2020 08:47 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 08:43 PM (t+qrx)
But isn't the last endpoint and its ARIN registration that is a common factor?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 08:47 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 08:47 PM (IbxQb)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2020 08:47 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:47 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Ummmmmmmmm......No.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2020 08:47 PM (R/m4+)
Is what a great day it will be. When Donald J. Trump. Is sworn in on January 20th.
Me?
I'm gunna Neener Neener every cretin Lefty I know. Like a big fungulo to you. And that WILL include my Brother, the big time MD.
Posted by: elmo at December 21, 2020 08:47 PM (zTp4o)
Posted by: New Leaf at December 21, 2020 08:48 PM (6gOI0)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 08:48 PM (BALvA)
Posted by: Keggar at December 21, 2020 08:49 PM (YaTIT)
Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber is one of the best bad guys ever.He was also great as the station owner in Quigley Down Under.
Equal would be Richard Boone in Big Jake
Good Well played bad guy characters are rare.
Posted by: FlimFlamed
Frederic Forrest as Blue Duck in "Lonesome Dove".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2020 08:33 PM (pNxlR)
Blue Duck was just plain evil.
The characters played by Boone and Rickman didn't exude that same evil.
Posted by: browndog at December 21, 2020 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Unassuming at first but ends in explosions. Yes, I'll buy that.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2020 08:49 PM (H5knJ)
Depressing, though, since Willis fixed the immediate problem.....there's still Africa.
Posted by: Richard Aubrey at December 21, 2020 08:45 PM (Kbz6P)
The way to fix the 'Africa problem' is to escape Africa.
As long as the tribes rule, that place will never be fixable.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 21, 2020 08:49 PM (d1uFV)
Depressing, though, since Willis fixed the immediate problem.....there's still Africa.
Posted by: Richard Aubrey at December 21, 2020 08:45 PM (Kbz6P)
Bruce Willis has been good in almost everything I have ever seen him in... Mercury Rising, Lucky # Slevin and The Last Boy Scout were probably my three favorite non-Die Hard movies of his.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 21, 2020 08:49 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 08:50 PM (pPtW+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 21, 2020 08:50 PM (PUmDY)
Well, I mean it's no listicle of Star Wars beatoff euphemisms.
But, still, welcome in this Time of Troubles.
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 08:50 PM (ZfRYq)
Drink your milk and eat your cookies and think of Santa Claus.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2020 08:50 PM (WOYcU)
The characters played by Boone and Rickman didn't exude that same evil.
Posted by: browndog at December 21, 2020 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Blue Duck was a Joker prototype.
Just pure mean.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 08:51 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: SMH at December 21, 2020 08:51 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 08:51 PM (pPtW+)
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 08:51 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 21, 2020 08:49 PM (d1uFV)
Everything will be better once we fully implement that concept here!
/s
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 08:51 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 08:52 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 08:51 PM (ZfRYq)
I like it!
Fun flick, doesn't take itself seriously.
Like Stallone in Oscar.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 21, 2020 08:52 PM (d1uFV)
Also, Die Hard 3 has such fol language. Learned that when I attempted to watch it w/my kid after enjoying the first two. The whole bit with Samuel L Jackson makes a large section of it about race and it's not fun.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2020 08:52 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 08:50 PM (pPtW+)
He cowrote that.
He also did Striking Distance a few years after, which is fine but not great which left his career in a doldrum.
And now he simply doesn't care what he makes so long as they meet his fee and timing schedule.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 08:52 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 21, 2020 08:52 PM (avUgs)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)
Wow.
Posted by: SMH at December 21, 2020 08:51 PM (RU4sa)
But think of Mother Gaia!
{{{SMH}}}
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 08:52 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 08:53 PM (1YlHz)
Gas was 75 cents in LA back in the mid 80s.
Wow.
Posted by: SMH at December 21, 2020 08:51 PM (RU4sa)
I was in Kenai, Alaska in the mid 80s. I recall being ticked off paying 1.50 a gallon when in Anchorage it was around 80 or 90 cents.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 08:53 PM (pPtW+)
Posted by: SMH at December 21, 2020 08:54 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2020 08:54 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2020 08:54 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 08:51 PM (ZfRYq)
I like it, but it needed a more polished script writer to point out the were creating a farce and that such a thing might not play well financially.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 08:54 PM (Ojki1)
Oh, and the second thing I wanted to say, about our dear sweet little troll? Is karma.
Schtoopit people like that? Are so stupid, that they actually think. There are no consequences for their actions. And in thus? One day they will mouth off (in the atomic). And be rewarded with a pocket full of teeth.
As the sun rises in the East, and sets in the West. I guarantee.
Posted by: elmo at December 21, 2020 08:54 PM (zTp4o)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 08:53 PM (pPtW+)
"Suzuki Samurai. You cheap Bensonhurst piece of shit."
Life changing flick
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 21, 2020 08:55 PM (d1uFV)
I saw one I was convinced they just shot all of his scenes at once on a rented soundstage because he is never on screen with anyone else.
I can't imagine he needs the money, I think he just likes doing movies.
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 08:55 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Hillary! at December 21, 2020 08:55 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 08:55 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 08:47 PM (87oRe)
Yes, it will be one in a range that is assigned by ARIN. Whoever they allocated it to might delegate it to another entity to sublease. Somewhere along the line will be XYZ VPN, LLC. If all the traffic comes from their allocation, block their whole range.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 08:55 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 08:52 PM (ocvaE)
-------------
Great lines.
What are you doing?
Drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes.
Can you come over?
I don't know, these are pretty good cigarettes.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 08:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Gas was 75 cents in LA back in the mid 80s.
Wow.
Posted by: SMH at December 21, 2020 08:51 PM (RU4sa
A pack of smokes was about the same if I remember right.
Posted by: Garrick at December 21, 2020 08:56 PM (YaTIT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2020 08:56 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 08:56 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 08:56 PM (s4dNo)
I saw one I was convinced they just shot all of his scenes at once on a rented soundstage because he is never on screen with anyone else.
I can't imagine he needs the money, I think he just likes doing movies.
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 08:55 PM (ZfRYq)
I think he likes getting paid to do movies. If you read some of the reactions from people who have worked with him he certainly doesn't seem to bring and joy with him to the set.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 08:57 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 08:52 PM (4I/2K)
Hahaha.....Billy Jack.
The corvette scene still stands out.
It was quite fitting for Tom Whateverhisnamewas to die broke and penniless in a flea bag motel.
Fucking liberal loon.
Should do a movie called "Billy Jerk".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2020 08:57 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2020 08:57 PM (WZ5i4)
HAHAHAHA. Loser.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 08:57 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 08:57 PM (x8Wzq)
{{{SMH}}}, I wish a heart-felt Beautiful and Joyous Christmas to you, Ex-Ex, and your entire family!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 08:57 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2020 08:57 PM (8bJHg)
Commies must destroy things they can't corrupt.
Loser.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2020 08:57 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 21, 2020 08:58 PM (/aiGx)
Comments, BiNO?
Please defend the following:
"Trump won't win. I made fucking sure of it"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 08:58 PM (BALvA)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 21, 2020 08:58 PM (Nyumu)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 21, 2020 08:58 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 08:59 PM (zr5Kq)
I don't know how recent it was though.
He was a hostage negotiator but he got people killed so he is a Sleepy Hollow sheriff and then a really bad thing happens.
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 08:59 PM (ZfRYq)
Gas was 70 cents in Atlanta in 1997 or so (GA has lowest state taxes, and ATL is right on the pipeline).
Posted by: GO DAWGS at December 21, 2020 08:59 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 09:00 PM (zr5Kq)
There are two kinds of people - folks who believe Die Hard is a Christmas movie and communists.
LOL
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 21, 2020 09:00 PM (Nyumu)
Oh wait, this is AoS
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 09:00 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 09:00 PM (ZfRYq)
LOL
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 21, 2020 09:00 PM (Nyumu)
*look of doe-eyed innocence*
But communists aren't people!
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 09:01 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 09:01 PM (u82oZ)
I don't know how recent it was though.
He was a hostage negotiator but he got people killed so he is a Sleepy Hollow sheriff and then a really bad thing happens.
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 08:59 PM (ZfRYq)
Hostage from 2005.
So kind of before the straight to Redbox approach her currently seems to take.
And his daughter co-stars in it, so maybe that helped him care through most fo the film.
I do like it.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:01 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 09:02 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2020 08:57 PM (8bJHg)
My friend, one of these things is NOT like the other!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 09:02 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2020 09:02 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 09:02 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Viewed through (I'll guess) bigger binoculars and saw 3 of Jupiter's 4 Galilean moons and we saw Saturn's ring/s.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 21, 2020 09:03 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: elmo at December 21, 2020 09:03 PM (zTp4o)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2020 09:02 PM (9Om/r)
Avoid Die Hard 5 as it will ruin your childhood then.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:03 PM (Ojki1)
Wow.
Posted by: SMH
And the national debt was about 2 trillion.
Now it's 27 trillion, while gas in LA is only $3. Seems like a deal.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 21, 2020 09:03 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Percy Garris at December 21, 2020 09:03 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 21, 2020 09:03 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 09:01 PM (u82oZ)
No wait, you are right, there is a logical fallacy in that statement somewhere!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 09:04 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 21, 2020 09:04 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2020 09:04 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 09:05 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 09:05 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2020 09:06 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2020 09:06 PM (8bJHg)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 09:05 PM (t+qrx)
I think it's Das Hards.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2020 09:07 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Ripley at December 21, 2020 09:08 PM (PTDkx)
600 bucks.
Fuck these slimy ass Repukes.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 09:08 PM (BALvA)
I honestly have a hard time coming up with one.
Basically, he's Bruce, and does it well. But he has never had That One Movie.
But I rather liked him in Blind Date.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 09:08 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2020 09:06 PM (3H9h1)
***
Up here in the P-towns, it hit $2.25 today. Surprised me.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 21, 2020 09:08 PM (E8JQx)
*shakes head*
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 09:05 PM (s4dNo)
"College football" should just come clean and be a professional sport all its own. Players can then get paid and do away with the pretend "student athlete" tag and not have to go to class they don't want to.
Down side is without the tie to "my college," they won't be able to have as many teams but them's the breaks.
At least they can have as many playoff teams as they want then, which is what they are arguing for. Again.
So again, make it an actual job and be done with the whole pretending it isn't a business.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:09 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 09:10 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2020 09:10 PM (OVEfo)
Die Hard?
OK, the Red movies are fun, too.
Thje ghost one is memorable, but it's not sassy Bruce, so. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2020 09:10 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 09:09 PM (ocvaE)
I never liked Pulp Fiction. Not Bruce's fault.
Totally forgot about 12 Monkeys. Yeah, he was terrific.
Gracias.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Broseidon
Good point.
But not what I had in mind.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the happy elf farm
at December 21, 2020 09:11 PM (ijO9y)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 21, 2020 09:11 PM (Uc8b6)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 09:12 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 21, 2020 09:12 PM (E8JQx)
"College football" should just come clean and be a professional sport all its own. Players can then get paid and do away with the pretend "student athlete" tag and not have to go to class they don't want to.
Down side is without the tie to "my college," they won't be able to have as many teams but them's the breaks.
At least they can have as many playoff teams as they want then, which is what they are arguing for. Again.
So again, make it an actual job and be done with the whole pretending it isn't a business.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:09 PM (Ojki1)
The fucking NFL needs to pay for their own gorram minor leagues, rather than leeching off of the universities. Not that I give a shit about what happens to the universities' endowments.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2020 09:12 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2020 09:06 PM (3H9h1)
***
Up here in the P-towns, it hit $2.25 today. Surprised me.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 21, 2020 09:08 PM (E8JQx)
---
Obama said in 2008 that it needed to be $10 to help along alternative energy. What's that today, $13?
Posted by: Gilded at December 21, 2020 09:13 PM (tNy+l)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2020 09:06 PM (3H9h1)
***
Up here in the P-towns, it hit $2.25 today. Surprised me.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 21, 2020 09:08 PM (E8JQx)
---
Obama said in 2008 that it needed to be $10 to help along alternative energy. What's that today, $13?
Posted by: Gilded at December 21, 2020 09:13 PM (tNy+l)
Also, The Fifth Element. I love that one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)
Yup, one of my favs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2020 09:13 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2020 09:13 PM (8bJHg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 09:13 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)
I can't believe that slipped my mind.
I've heard Gary Oldman hated doing that one, which is hard to imagine. Everyone looked like they were just having a blast.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 09:14 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 09:12 PM (s4dNo)
I am really, really pissed that the Big 10 has been such a mess on their rules all year. Wish they would just say "Ohio State is in our title games regardless of games played" and be done with it.
Then again I came to hate Big 10 leadership and their Covid shit, so I would criticize the way they died in a fire if it happened.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:14 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 09:15 PM (s4dNo)
Also, The Fifth Element. I love that one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)
I can't believe that slipped my mind.
I've heard Gary Oldman hated doing that one, which is hard to imagine. Everyone looked like they were just having a blast.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 09:14 PM (t+qrx)
the gay clothes and the clear soup bowl on his head probably didn't help.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2020 09:15 PM (9Om/r)
and controlled.
Happy and controlled. And wearing masks outside.
Posted by: Mookie at December 21, 2020 09:16 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2020 09:17 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 09:17 PM (kTF2Z)
"College football" should just come clean and be a professional sport all its own. Players can then get paid and do away with the pretend "student athlete" tag and not have to go to class they don't want to.
---
Needs to be completely removed from the universities.
Posted by: Gilded at December 21, 2020 09:17 PM (tNy+l)
Posted by: Mookie at December 21, 2020 09:16 PM (3vIkC)
And the little children shall learn obedience to their far off masters by wearing masks from birth!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 09:18 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: attila the twitchy at December 21, 2020 09:18 PM (w7KSn)
Hillary's "Reset" button. She was the second eight years of their plan.
Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2020 09:18 PM (8DRUP)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 09:17 PM (kTF2Z)
Applebee's finally banned him I guess.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:18 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 09:17 PM (kTF2Z)
Someone like him, or some other dickweed who posts here regularly still, and doesn't like the attention (or lack thereof) they get.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 09:18 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: attila the twitchy at December 21, 2020 09:19 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2020 09:17 PM (w2LAm)
the Fuck you talking about???!!!
This is not Weasel.
Try and keep up.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 09:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2020 09:19 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at December 21, 2020 09:19 PM (+Kpte)
Went out this evening around 6:00PM EST here in the Bluegrass. Since I'm about as far west as you can get in the Eastern Time Zone 6PM is almost dark.
I took several photos from a modified, steadied position to image Jupiter and Saturn. In the best image you can see both planets, 4 of Jupiter's moons and what I believe is one or two of Saturn's... likely one is Titan. Saturn is an oblong looking thing. Rings are barely there.
However.... in the Orion 8 inch reflector it was an awesome sight. Too bad I don't have the gear to take photos through that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2020 09:20 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 09:20 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 09:20 PM (BALvA)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 21, 2020 09:20 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:18 PM (Ojki1)
The fate of most belligerence ill-mannered drunks in any decent bar!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 09:20 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2020 09:20 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2020 09:20 PM (w2LAm)
I thought it was ScoggDog. His was the most recent tiff I've seen.
Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2020 09:21 PM (8DRUP)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 09:20 PM (lgiXo)
Or it wrote an autoscript.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:21 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 09:20 PM (lgiXo)
That and sucks a lot of cock.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2020 09:21 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 09:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 09:21 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 21, 2020 09:22 PM (qc+VF)
Applebee's finally banned him I guess.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:18 PM (Ojki1)
The cute bartender finally blurted out "STOP HITTING ON ME, I'M WORKING. PLUS, I'M NOT GAY."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2020 09:22 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:21 PM (Ojki1)
On a timer perhaps?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 09:22 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 09:22 PM (zr5Kq)
I thought it was ScoggDog. His was the most recent tiff I've seen.
Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2020 09:21 PM (8DRUP)
Jeff showed up 2 weeks or so ago and was all ~jeff. Dave let him do his schtick for the better part of 2-3 hours then showed him the door.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:22 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 09:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Kinda cool. I was a little disappointed, I have a tripod and haven't figured that out fully either, to keep the shaking down. Still, I wasn't able to tell the difference between Saturn and Jupiter... I mean, I assume Jupiter is the bigger of the two (given size and distance). No view of the rings.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 09:23 PM (oQ94s)
If it isn't a script, this is the single saddest person to ever post here.
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 09:21 PM (ocvaE)
++++
Family is pleased though. Keeps him away from them.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2020 09:23 PM (66BnU)
No way.
This is not how Scogg rolls . At all.
This is BSG, Amish or chemjeff
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 09:23 PM (BALvA)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 09:18 PM (87oRe)
God help the kids. This is emotional child abuse of the highest order.
Posted by: Mookie at December 21, 2020 09:23 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:22 PM
My old pal chem jeff actually showed up? Did he bring Vera Johnson with him?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2020 09:23 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 21, 2020 09:24 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 09:21 PM (ocvaE)
Which part? Navigating the troll makes keeping up a challenge.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:24 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2020 09:23 PM (OVEfo)
he showed up with his passive aggressive faggy shit again.
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)
tripod and haven't figured that out fully either, to keep the shaking
down. Still, I wasn't able to tell the difference between Saturn and
Jupiter... I mean, I assume Jupiter is the bigger of the two (given size
and distance). No view of the rings.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 09:23 PM (oQ94s)
(saturn has rings) lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2020 09:24 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2020 09:25 PM (oBAbT)
Posted by: Mookie at December 21, 2020 09:25 PM (3vIkC)
This seems to be a reasonable, and very creative, compromise; otherwise, the workload on the COBs has got to be insane!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 09:25 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Ripley at December 21, 2020 09:25 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 09:25 PM (ocvaE)
yeah, funny that
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Vote NO
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Posted by: Bangladesh must feel left out at December 21, 2020 09:26 PM (BBWrU)
tripod and haven't figured that out fully either, to keep the shaking
down. Still, I wasn't able to tell the difference between Saturn and
Jupiter... I mean, I assume Jupiter is the bigger of the two (given size
and distance). No view of the rings.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 09:23 PM (oQ94s)
(saturn has rings) lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2020 09:24 PM (9Om/r)
So do your shirts. Around the collar!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 09:26 PM (oQ94s)
this is some kind of 'bot, or creepy crawly interweb thingy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 09:26 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Garrick at December 21, 2020 09:26 PM (YaTIT)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 09:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 09:27 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:22 PM
My old pal chem jeff actually showed up? Did he bring Vera Johnson with him?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2020 09:23 PM (OVEfo)
He got a MOAB dropped on him from ...damn, forgetting the commentator from TX what does all the boat things. @#$%'n memory.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:27 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 21, 2020 09:27 PM (9Oc7e)
this is some kind of 'bot, or creepy crawly interweb thingy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 09:26 PM (x8Wzq)
Nah, someone posts, takes a moment or two to change the IP address with the VPN. Copy/paste. Done.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 09:28 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 09:29 PM (87oRe)
But also send it a 3-gigabyte response page.
Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2020 09:29 PM (jacU8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 09:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 21, 2020 09:29 PM (Nyumu)
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:24 PM (Ojki1)
That's my go-to line when someone posts the same thing I said before I say it. We posted simultaneously about a script.
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 09:27 PM (ocvaE)
Horde mind and all.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:29 PM (Ojki1)
Jim. Its was epic.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2020 09:30 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: t-bird
DOS'ing your own service provider seems counter-productive.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 21, 2020 09:31 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:27 PM (Ojki1)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 21, 2020 09:31 PM (d1uFV)
Jim Sunk New Dawn
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 09:29 PM (u82oZ)
Thanks NaCly.
I wish I could blame the memory loss on drinking. Guess it could still be chemobrain, I've read that can stick around for 5 years.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:31 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 09:31 PM (zr5Kq)
101 see the thing is, I can delete these posts
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 08:43 PM (0rbyT)
COCKSUCKUH!!!
Posted by: Mr. Wu at December 21, 2020 09:33 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2020 09:33 PM (8bJHg)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 09:34 PM (lgiXo)
I am thinking of replying no effing way, man hands!
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 09:35 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2020 09:36 PM (wgghp)
I know most of our suggestions require work by the Ewok but if it helps...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 21, 2020 09:36 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2020 09:37 PM (wgghp)
It's...Die Hard, with English poetry!
"Key Largo." It's Die Hard, with Seminoles, in a hurricane!
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 21, 2020 09:37 PM (zMFmR)
I know most of our suggestions require work by the Ewok but if it helps...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 21, 2020 09:36 PM (d1uFV)
Me too.
I have been a Moron since 2005-ish.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 09:37 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: mot at December 21, 2020 09:38 PM (NH+gI)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 09:38 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 09:27 PM (Ojki1)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=391666
#951
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 09:38 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 09:38 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Toni at December 21, 2020 09:38 PM (/c+mq)
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2020 09:39 PM (8bJHg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 09:17 PM (kTF2Z)
That Winona Judd sure has porked out, hasn't she?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 09:39 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 09:39 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 09:41 PM (mht8P)
I am thinking of replying no effing way, man hands!
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 09:35 PM (ZfRYq)
***********
So, you'd rather have Warnock?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2020 09:42 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 21, 2020 09:42 PM (nxdel)
It looked like I was a gazillion comments behind, but wasn't really.
Ctrl-F for by: weasel worked. For now. Thanks for the tip.
Galaxy Quest was a Christmas movie because the big bad was the Grinch.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the Christmas cardiac
at December 21, 2020 09:42 PM (ijO9y)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 09:43 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2020 09:44 PM (8bJHg)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 09:45 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2020 09:46 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 21, 2020 09:46 PM (g741k)
Same here.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 21, 2020 09:42 PM (nxdel)
Not gonna lie, "open to paid registration" didn't sound dirty until you said it.
*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 09:48 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 21, 2020 09:48 PM (Uc8b6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 21, 2020 09:49 PM (Uc8b6)
Posted by: MISTRESSBlackOrchid at December 21, 2020 09:51 PM (j9HX3)
Same here.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 21, 2020 09:42 PM (nxdel)
Same here.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 21, 2020 09:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: MISTRESSBlackOrchid at December 21, 2020 09:51 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 21, 2020 09:51 PM (Uc8b6)
Same here.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 21, 2020 09:42 PM (nxdel)
Same here.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 21, 2020 09:51 PM (TdMsT)
*covers childrens' ears*
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 09:52 PM (t+qrx)
A troll like this could fund ace a bunch.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 09:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: MISTRESSBlackOrchid at December 21, 2020 09:54 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Garrick at December 21, 2020 09:54 PM (YaTIT)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 21, 2020 09:54 PM (cUi/7)
Posted by: MISTRESSBlackOrchid at December 21, 2020 09:54 PM (j9HX3)
I swear I post here and that thing returns
is it me, somehow? am I like, a troll conduit?
Posted by: MISTRESSBlackOrchid at December 21, 2020 09:55 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
Bonny Bedelia:
https://tinyurl.com/Bonnie-Bedelia-Die-Hard
Die Hard In My Pants.
Posted by: Mr. Wu at December 21, 2020 09:55 PM (1YlHz)
101 see the thing is, I can delete these posts, but he can post new ones faster than I can delete.
Total DIcK Head.
Posted by: sherpa_K2 at December 21, 2020 09:56 PM (Qb+KG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 09:56 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 09:57 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 09:57 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 09:56 PM (87oRe)
lololol
Weseesseal lol
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 09:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2020 09:58 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2020 09:58 PM (T51Fi)
Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 21, 2020 09:58 PM (g741k)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 09:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sherpa_K2 at December 21, 2020 10:00 PM (Qb+KG)
Posted by: Garrick at December 21, 2020 09:54 PM (YaTIT)
Once I thought the UniParty was a myth.
Now i know better! There is only one party, the party of the grift!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 10:00 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 10:01 PM (BALvA)
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 10:03 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: FloridachickTRUMPWON at December 21, 2020 10:05 PM (pD0pA)
Tell her to get off her ass and condemn November's fraud or she can lose again in January.
Just like she lost to Doug Collins until she cheated in November.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 10:11 PM (BALvA)
How was the thing?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 09:57 PM
hey, hogmartin
the thing was most excellent
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 21, 2020 10:21 PM (cUi/7)
How was the thing?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 09:57 PM
hey, hogmartin
the thing was most excellent
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 21, 2020 10:21 PM (cUi/7)
There was a thing???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 21, 2020 10:24 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 10:29 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at December 21, 2020 11:19 PM (3bOUC)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 11:28 PM (BALvA)
if you are 29 my dick, which went missing at birth, is 10 feet long. I am not going speculate further about your age but I highly suspect it is held together by generic Viagra and liberal self abuse.
Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at December 22, 2020 05:34 AM (ESLBo)
Posted by: Chicolini at December 22, 2020 09:06 AM (sIkrh)
Posted by: John Doe at December 22, 2020 07:13 PM (Y6I11)
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