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Jupiter and Saturn Will Be Closer Together Tonight Than They Have Been For Centuries
When planets appear together close in the sky, it's called a "conjunction." Sometimes the conjunctions are closer, sometimes they're further apart.
Tonight, Saturn and Jupiter will appear closer together than they have since the 13th century.Saturn and Jupiter get close to one another from our perspective on Earth about once every 20 years because of their orbits. This year, however, the two planets will appear closer to each other than they have in centuries; that their duet is occurring at the end of December inspired the label "Christmas Star" for what is otherwise known as a "great conjunction."Tonight is also the winter solstice, the longest night of the year. But it's just a coincidence that this grand conjunction happens on the same night as the solstice. People have speculated that the Star of Bethlehem might have actually been a particularly close conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn, maybe coming so close that they appeared to be just one very bright star. But that's most likely not true; the conjunctions in a ten year period around the time of Jesus' birth were not very close, and so were not spectacular enough to draw much attention or strike any magi with curiosity. Back in September, someone took a nice photo of Jupiter and Saturn appearing fairly close together above a Bronze Age standing stone.
A remarkable picture shows the two largest planets in the solar system, Jupiter and Saturn, in the night sky over the legendary Mitchell's Fold stone circle. The circle, which is located in southwest Shropshire, was comprised of a great number of stones, many of which are now fallen or have gone missing. Some of them are as small as 10 inches in height, while others are taller than 6 feet. It is believed there may have been approximately 30 stones that made up Mitchell's Fold, but the exact number is unknown.
Pictured: My dick, plus some stars
There is some good news for some readers: A Twitter Scientist, mostly likely a close professional colleague of Dr. Guy P. Benson, Ph.D., and Professor AllahPundit, has examined the Twitter Science and has determined that at the exact moment of the closest approach between Jupiter and Saturn, cosmic rays will ignite black people's secret DNA, thus conferring upon them literal superpowers. No seriously, this was on Twitter. Ergo, it is true.
The other conspiracy theory doing rounds on social media is the hoax claim that black people will be bestowed with superpowers on winter solstice. The twitter was trending with #NegroSolstice and #BlackTwitter with several fueling the rumors. "As black people, genetically we are stronger and smarter than everyone else, we are more creative, on December 21 our Real DNA will be unlocked and the majority will be able to do things that we thought were fiction," tweeted a user.So they've got that going for them, which is nice.
It is believed that this theory was first proposed by Dr. Leo Spaceman. I don't think Twitter is rushing to ban users for spreading this scientifically shaky theory.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 02:57 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 02:58 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 21, 2020 02:58 PM (Vxu+H)
OR IS IT!
If the aliens do not land before the end of 2020, I will be disappoint.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 02:58 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2020 02:59 PM (fIHXk)
Joseph R. Biden
True story
On an internet comment
Posted by: 80'smusic fan at December 21, 2020 02:59 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: CN at December 21, 2020 02:59 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 02:59 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 02:59 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: pep at December 21, 2020 03:00 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: DOCTOR-Elect Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 21, 2020 03:00 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 21, 2020 03:00 PM (dfRN6)
But they do say the camera adds 20 pounds, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 03:00 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: JT at December 21, 2020 03:00 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: 80's music fan at December 21, 2020 03:00 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Zeera books make great gifts at December 21, 2020 03:00 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: x at December 21, 2020 03:00 PM (0tE/i)
Posted by: pep at December 21, 2020 03:00 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
I, for one, welcome our Zeta Reticulan overlords.
Posted by: DOCTOR-Elect Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 21, 2020 03:01 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: kallisto at December 21, 2020 03:01 PM (DJFLF)
It came upon a midnight clear
That glorious SMOD of old
That struck the earth once before
Laying the dinosaurs low...
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 21, 2020 03:01 PM (0QYMt)
Aka, The Star of Bethlehem.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 03:01 PM (+BbRO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 03:01 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 21, 2020 03:01 PM (ufFY8)
And Jupiter aligns with Saturn
Then nitwits will run the planet
And Elon Musk will flee to the stars
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 21, 2020 03:01 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2020 03:02 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2020 03:02 PM (63Dwl)
It's been clear enough that I've been able to see this as they approach and I got some really bad pictures the other night. It's very interesting.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 03:02 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 03:02 PM (o9oh4)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 21, 2020 03:02 PM (dfRN6)
else, we are more creative, on December 21 our Real DNA will be unlocked
and the majority will be able to do things that we thought were
fiction,"
Leave a generous tip to the waitron?
Posted by: kallisto at December 21, 2020 03:02 PM (DJFLF)
>>> A few weeks back on the Book Thread, someone mentioned the Russian novel Moscow To the End of the Line. It sounded interesting, but I didn't want to pay 25 bucks for it. So I looked it up. Spoiler alert: drunk comrade gets muggedski and killedski at the end.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 21, 2020 02:45 PM (2JVJo)
If you want happy stick to early Pushkin. (But not the man who was a sad, tragic character that threw away his life early)
Understand that the single most discussed and identified Western character was hamlet with the "hamlet question". They are a people that always believed that they were the path to earthly perfection first through asceticism then though their messianic tsars then wild mysticism and finally by national suicide. They never thought about how that perfection would look only the journey.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 21, 2020 03:02 PM (cbgbx)
else, we are more creative, on December 21 our Real DNA will be unlocked
and the majority will be able to do things that we thought were
fiction," tweeted a user.
If you're so strong, smart, and creative, perhaps you'd like to fill us in on what things you'll be doing now.
Posted by: pep at December 21, 2020 03:02 PM (v16oJ)
I told you going on a "date" with that Thai "lady" was not a good idea.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 03:02 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2020 03:02 PM (wgghp)
Posted by: pep at December 21, 2020 03:00 PM (v16oJ)
*Covers pep's eyes*
Posted by: Japanese doujin scene at December 21, 2020 03:02 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Zeera books make great gifts at December 21, 2020 03:03 PM (zUdXR)
Rings around Uranus=gross
Posted by: JROD at December 21, 2020 03:03 PM (0jZnq)
Aka, The Star of Bethlehem.
Well, except for the part where Ace mentioned and debunked that. But otherwise it's solid.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 21, 2020 03:03 PM (6XLoz)
(edited for syntax)
Posted by: pep at December 21, 2020 03:03 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
Ya might hafta settle for illegal aliens.
Posted by: JT at December 21, 2020 03:03 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 03:03 PM (mht8P)
Only one guy stands between his crew and criminal mastermind success.
Posted by: torabora at December 21, 2020 03:03 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: fluffy at December 21, 2020 03:03 PM (4F8+o)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2020 03:04 PM (axyOa)
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelation
And the mind's true liberation
Aquarius
Aquarius
See what Biden has brought us?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 21, 2020 03:04 PM (XJfQq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 03:04 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2020 03:02 PM (wgghp)
You aren't getting out of what 2020 has in store for you that easy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 21, 2020 03:04 PM (0QYMt)
So, are we agreed that with great powers come great responsibility?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 03:01 PM (mht8P)
Responsibility is a white thing.
Posted by: National Museum of African American History at December 21, 2020 03:04 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: JT at December 21, 2020 03:04 PM (arJlL)
Ya might hafta settle for illegal aliens.
Posted by: JT at December 21, 2020 03:03 PM (arJlL)
Biden and the Mexican president are hashing out details on the safe, orderly (mass) migration.
Posted by: CN at December 21, 2020 03:04 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Hands (he/him/s.o.b.) at December 21, 2020 03:04 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and what smells like onions? at December 21, 2020 03:05 PM (Izzlo)
If he was Mussolini, you'd be hanging from a tree.
And you're not. You're here, blowing your wad.
And that makes you the actual fascist shit bird.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2020 03:05 PM (VsHYs)
Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2020 03:05 PM (+ya+t)
Any chance a black hole will just open up and end everything?
Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2020 03:02 PM (wgghp)
Oh my!
Posted by: George Takei at December 21, 2020 03:05 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Nckate at December 21, 2020 03:05 PM (NOqqY)
Posted by: Jean at December 21, 2020 03:06 PM (pHvEV)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 21, 2020 03:06 PM (F0YaR)
Since it's 2020, tonight is really SMOD
Posted by: Nckate at December 21, 2020 03:05 PM (NOqqY)
Oh, thank goodness. I'm tired of waiting.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2020 03:06 PM (EGyGV)
I don't know why conjunctions are a "thing". They are, after all, a natural consequence of the Sun's planets, Earth included, orbiting in much the same plane, and are completely predictable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 03:06 PM (mzC78)
Only one guy stands between his crew and criminal mastermind success.
...
As Pitch Meeting Guy pointed out: What kind of company has its Christmas party on Christmas Eve?
Makes no sense.
Therefore, Die Hard is a bad movie.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 03:06 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 21, 2020 03:06 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 21, 2020 03:06 PM (nOJDr)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
Ya might hafta settle for illegal aliens.
Posted by: JT
Alien Nation was underrated.
Posted by: DOCTOR-Elect Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 21, 2020 03:06 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and what smells like onions? at December 21, 2020 03:05 PM (Izzlo)
The Twitterati have declared that black conservatives won't get any powers, their skin will just turn white.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 21, 2020 03:07 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Jean at December 21, 2020 03:06 PM (pHvEV)
It's a sign alright - "Going out of business"
Posted by: Janine Melnitz at December 21, 2020 03:07 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: motionview at December 21, 2020 03:07 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: torabora at December 21, 2020 03:07 PM (Y274z)
I don't know why conjunctions are a "thing". They are, after all, a natural consequence of the Sun's planets, Earth included, orbiting in much the same plane, and are completely predictable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 03:06 PM (mzC7
The eternal now. "It's never happened in my lifetime, so it is special!"
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 03:07 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 21, 2020 03:07 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Ogra Von Walter White at December 21, 2020 03:07 PM (FDiG/)
Outcome: JBWNBPOTUS
and neither will Kambala or her little dog too
Posted by: kallisto at December 21, 2020 03:07 PM (DJFLF)
If you were, you never would have been slaves.
If you were, your crowning achievement wouldn't be "W.A.P."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 21, 2020 03:07 PM (2JVJo)
By the river Kamel, near the toe, where the fish smell lay among the Harris.
Posted by: Negrodamus at December 21, 2020 03:07 PM (aD5Lz)
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 03:08 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Ian S.
Apparently "white privilege" isn't a superpower then.
Posted by: DOCTOR-Elect Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 21, 2020 03:08 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 21, 2020 03:08 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at December 21, 2020 03:08 PM (nOJDr)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 21, 2020 03:08 PM (nxdel)
They are scared of being sued. Cucked out bigly.
Posted by: LOL at December 21, 2020 03:08 PM (lOr+7)
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 21, 2020 03:08 PM (8k7U7)
Here's his Theme Song...
Hamlet, Hamlet
how's it hangin' babe ??
And don't forget
STAYYYYYYYY out of debt
Hamlet, oh Hamlet Baybeeeee
Posted by: JT at December 21, 2020 03:08 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 21, 2020 03:08 PM (nxdel)
And then Chicago Jesus will rise again, smiting the Bad Orange Man a mighty blow and shooting some 3-pointers.
Posted by: motionview at December 21, 2020 03:07 PM (pYQR/)
*phhfffttt!*
Chocolate Fonzie never hit a three-pointer in his life. I've SEEN him shoot hoops. He put up more bricks than an Egyptian Pyramid Mason.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2020 03:09 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: JT at December 21, 2020 03:04 PM (arJlL)
I saw a squirrel making love to a porcupine on my neighbor's roof this morning.
All the signs and portents are there.
Now all we need is for Elvis and DB Cooper to show up in a red 1967 Pontiac Barracuda, and we'll know it's time to start opening those cans of beans we've been saving up for just this moment.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 03:09 PM (oQ94s)
Heartless, arrogant, unelected CDC bureaucrats have decided that the lives of elderly Americans don't count. They're recommending 100 million "essential workers" (i.e. healthy people working at liquor stores or phone companies) can get the vaccine before our grandparents. (1/2)
Plus, the stripe of gray makes her look extra cougarish.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 21, 2020 03:09 PM (jOcSX)
O - kay, good to know ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 21, 2020 03:09 PM (pmEbq)
Yeah, it says you need an unobstructed view of the southwest horizon. That means nuking Austin and suburbs. Don't think I can do that fast enough for the glow to die down by tonight's viewing.
I drove about 45 minutes into the boonies (Burnet, basically) to see comet Neowise; that was worth it.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 21, 2020 03:09 PM (2lndx)
Only one guy stands between his crew and criminal mastermind success.
...
As Pitch Meeting Guy pointed out: What kind of company has its Christmas party on Christmas Eve?
Makes no sense.
Therefore, Die Hard is a bad movie.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 03:06 PM (nuqdl)
Its a Japanese company. The workers are lucky they didn't just get some KFC and a cake to take home for sharing with their significant other.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 03:09 PM (Ojki1)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Sammy Sosa at December 21, 2020 03:09 PM (r+sAi)
If the aliens do not land before the end of 2020, I will be disappoint.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 02:58 PM (GbPPJ)
Alreadyhappened.
See: pithair chick below.
Posted by: Flyover... at December 21, 2020 03:09 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2020 03:09 PM (EGyGV)
I said shooting, not draining, nailing, or making.
Posted by: motionview at December 21, 2020 03:10 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: Jameekwa Freeman at December 21, 2020 03:10 PM (sWM8x)
Interestine times we live in!
__________
I thought we were living in intestine times. As in, the very low intestine.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 03:10 PM (mht8P)
And today is my favorite day of the year. Its the shortest day and after today the daylight gets longer every day until June. I love winter solstice for that reason alone. Happy solstice everyone!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 21, 2020 03:10 PM (Vxu+H)
Maybe I don't need to abandon this first draft after all.
Let's see how I do for the rest of the day/week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 21, 2020 03:10 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 21, 2020 03:10 PM (+WmGV)
And Jupiter aligns with Saturn
Then nitwits will run the planet
And Elon Musk will flee to the stars
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 21, 2020 03:01 PM (jOcSX)
---
After reading about superpowers these black folks are supposed to receive because they're so strong and smart, I had another N word in mind instead of 'nitwit'.
In any case, gonna be a lot of disappointed people tomorrow.
Posted by: SMH at December 21, 2020 03:10 PM (RU4sa)
This, too, is the story of the horde
Posted by: Hands (he/him/customer) at December 21, 2020 03:10 PM (786Ro)
Heartless, arrogant, unelected CDC bureaucrats have decided that the lives of elderly Americans don't count. They're recommending 100 million "essential workers" (i.e. healthy people working at liquor stores or phone companies) can get the vaccine before our grandparents. (1/2)
Plus, the stripe of gray makes her look extra cougarish.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 21, 2020 03:09 PM (jOcSX)
The lives of elderly Americans are what is prompting the lockdowns, if they were vaccinated we could open up...can't have that shit
Posted by: CN at December 21, 2020 03:10 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2020 03:05 PM (VsHYs)
Also, socking a Cob.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2020 03:02 PM (wgghp)
=====
Please don't tease. I really can't handle any more false hope this year.
Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (1aJ+m)
https://twitter.com/PolitiKurd/status/1340352397525266432
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (FDiG/)
Posted by: George Takei at December 21, 2020 03:05 PM
George Takei hopes Marco Rubio suffers allergic reaction to coronavirus vaccine
https://tinyurl.com/y6uj3py4
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (3bJFi)
Posted by: tbodie at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (yfoZs)
I have been wondering if Musk has read Walter Tevis's The Steps of the Sun.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (Izzlo)
Deeply meaningful in a nihilistic and obnoxiously elitist way.
Posted by: kallisto at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 21, 2020 03:12 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: JT at December 21, 2020 03:04 PM (arJlL)
I saw a squirrel making love to a porcupine on my neighbor's roof this morning.
All the signs and portents are there.
Now all we need is for Elvis and DB Cooper to show up in a red 1967 Pontiac Barracuda, and we'll know it's time to start opening those cans of beans we've been saving up for just this moment.
Posted by: BurtTC
I wasn't joking; I SAW it !
Posted by: JT at December 21, 2020 03:12 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: George Takei at December 21, 2020 03:05 PM
George Takei hopes Marco Rubio suffers allergic reaction to coronavirus vaccine
https://tinyurl.com/y6uj3py4
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (63Dwl)
========
They are of different races. Takei isn't even black.
How is this not deeply racist by the left's own standards?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 21, 2020 03:12 PM (NWM+b)
Makes no sense.
Therefore, Die Hard is a bad movie.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 03:06 PM (nuqdl)
When else can you get away with banging the hot chick in HR in the copier room?
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 03:12 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 03:12 PM (nzV7Y)
https://tinyurl.com/y6uj3py4
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (63Dwl)
Sulu has been a puke since TOS
Posted by: CN at December 21, 2020 03:12 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 21, 2020 03:04 PM (0QYMt)
I saw a great meme: Wait until 20 turns 21 and can start drinking.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 03:12 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 03:12 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2020 03:12 PM (WOYcU)
If you're so strong, smart, and creative, perhaps you'd like to fill us in on what things you'll be doing now.
Posted by: pep at December 21, 2020 03:02 PM (v16oJ)
Use everyoneelse's inventions?
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Flyover... at December 21, 2020 03:12 PM (Rbu5d)
And that, Your Honor, is when the fight started.
Posted by: tbodie at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (yfoZs)
========
There was a bit on Community where the manager of the local Mexican restaurant would endless harangue Abed about how awful Die Hard was.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 21, 2020 03:13 PM (NWM+b)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Sammy Sosa at December 21, 2020 03:09 PM (r+sAi)
---
I'm pretty sure I will wake up tomorrow with the same skin shade I went to sleep in.
Posted by: SMH at December 21, 2020 03:13 PM (RU4sa)
That is pathetic. And rather sad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2020 03:13 PM (YqDXo)
For those keeping score:
Joe Biden will get vaccinated on TV: stunning, brave, setting the example.
Marco Rubio got vaccinated on TV: selfish, stealing from heroic front-line medical personnel.
Larry Hogan will not get vaccinated until ALL heroic front-line medical personnel are vaccinated: stunning, brave, setting the example.
Donald Trump has made no pronouncement on getting the vaccination, BUT HE HAD COVID 19 AND IS IMMUNE: literally killing people.
Any questions?
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 03:13 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: George Takei at December 21, 2020 03:05 PM
George Takei hopes Marco Rubio suffers allergic reaction to coronavirus vaccine
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (63Dwl)
In retrospect, FDR should have been harder on those he put in camps it seems.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 03:13 PM (Ojki1)
Makes no sense.
Therefore, Die Hard is a bad movie.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 03:06 PM (nuqdl)
A Japanese company, maybe? They're trying.
I've been to some awesome office Christmas parties over the years, and some real stinkeroos too.
Last year the party was on Xmas Eve. At someone's home, so I guess not technically an "office" Xmas party. But still.
It was less awful than I expected.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 03:13 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: kallisto
But... is it art? Or is it porn?
Discuss.
Posted by: MarkY at December 21, 2020 03:14 PM (i022r)
That is pathetic. And rather sad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2020 03:13 PM (YqDXo)
________
If you demand respect, you ain't earning it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 03:14 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 03:12 PM (GbPPJ)
Please, 2020 is the idiot son who goes to State U because it was named Playboy's Top Party School of the Decade. He's gonna turn 21 and do his best Hunter Biden impression.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (0MnEQ)
It's Los Angeles. None of these people have families. And it's a megacorp. If they do have families, they have no desire to be near them.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (2lndx)
-----------
We are a deeply stupid people.
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (3bJFi)
No group of robed fanatics is claiming this rare event in the sky heralds the end of the world yet salvation for the true believers if they commit suicide at the proper instant? Did COVID kill-off all of those crazies, or did they all suicide themselves out of business?
Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (AMIL/)
comet, but a one time only celestial event brought forth by The Father
to mark the birth of His Son.
This is true.
Per Teh Big Guy's Official Edict, miracles only happen every once in a great while. *looks at watch* I hope we're about due...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: kallisto at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (6FeV1)
Makes no sense.
----------------------
This is how inscrutable Asians work.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (XJfQq)
Posted by: JT at December 21, 2020 03:03 PM (arJlL)
Biden and the Mexican president are hashing out details on the safe, orderly (mass) migration.
Posted by: CN
Since Dominion worked out, I half expect a wall 100' high.
They don't want mass immigration of illegals. That just means they have to pay them. Which means less graft to be stolen. Better if they just have "numbers".
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (+BbRO)
is i banned
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (r4bSV)
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*polls Horde*
Yes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 03:16 PM (mht8P)
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So the movie can happen!
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 03:16 PM (3bJFi)
Posted by: Sam Francisco at December 21, 2020 03:16 PM (sGtp+)
My one chance to view this planetary wonder and I have conjunctivitis!
Posted by: Jbspry at December 21, 2020 03:16 PM (5Q9Id)
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We are a deeply stupid people.
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (3bJFi)
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*nods*
Posted by: SMH at December 21, 2020 03:16 PM (RU4sa)
Makes no sense.
Considering that the building was still under construction, I think you could assume that they were all working overtime right up to Christmas, perhaps to set up the company's LA branch or the like.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 21, 2020 03:16 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: George Takei at December 21, 2020 03:05 PM
George Takei hopes Marco Rubio suffers allergic reaction to coronavirus vaccine
https://tinyurl.com/y6uj3py4
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (63Dwl)
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They are of different races. Takei isn't even black.
How is this not deeply racist by the left's own standards?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 21, 2020 03:12 PM (NWM+b)
Because someone who is a minority, celebrity (of a sort), Democrat who identifies as gay said it.
That is "Immune to being seen as a racist" armor that makes the most outlandish plot armor curl in a ball and whimper.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 03:17 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: BurtTC
I wasn't joking; I SAW it !
Posted by: JT at December 21, 2020 03:12 PM (arJlL)
Who's joking? Are you trying to suggest Elvis is not real?
What are you, some kind of communist?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 03:17 PM (oQ94s)
Makes no sense.
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This is how inscrutable Asians work.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (XJfQq)
"Pearl Harbor didn't work out, so we got you a tape deck!"
Posted by: Joseph Takagi at December 21, 2020 03:17 PM (Izzlo)
https://tinyurl.com/y8xkzmvl
Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (Cus5s)
Playboy's Top Party School of the Decade. He's gonna turn 21 and do his
best Hunter Biden impression.
Back when I was at William and Mary, UVa was known as the school cited by Playboy as the biggest party school in the country. I find that hard to believe now, but boy did you hear it a lot then. We thought we were missing out.
Posted by: pep at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (v16oJ)
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The good ones.
Back in the day, when America was a superpower, we tossed back some liquor at lunch and went back to work.
And I'd a damn sight rather get piss drunk with my coworkers on Christmas Eve on the company's dime, play some grab ass wth the hot young secretary, than some stupid ass boring shit of spending time with the family
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (8XRCm)
How is this not deeply racist by the left's own standards?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 21, 2020 03:12 PM (NWM+b)
Because someone who is a minority, celebrity (of a sort), Democrat who identifies as gay said it.
That is "Immune to being seen as a racist" armor that makes the most outlandish plot armor curl in a ball and whimper.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 03:17 PM (Ojki1)
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But, Asians are considered to be white because of their relative financial success in American compared to other groups of people, especially when it comes to college admissions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (NWM+b)
Yes. And all those wacky evangelicals talking about the five blood moons and something unusual happening.
And shortly thereafter Donald J. Trump was elected president was just a coincidence.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Colorado Alex
Ahhhh. SW Texas State at San Marcos.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (+BbRO)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (Ggb9q)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (pmEbq)
Discuss.
Posted by: MarkY at December 21, 2020 03:14 PM (i022r)
I actually got in this discussion this past weekend about the Japanese movie:In the Realm of the Senses. I saw that flick in an art house when I was a very young lass, and we made the fatal error of firing up a fattie before we left the house. It was very very difficult to hold in the laughter as the actors went about all their naked shenanigans and crazy-ass Japanese sex behaviors.
IMO that movie was straight up porn. It was in a nice artsy package, but it was still pron.
Posted by: kallisto at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (3bJFi)
Seems to be a serious contradiction there.
But the good news is that we obviously don't need universities to keep adding hundreds of points onto black applicants' SAT (and LSAT and MCAT, etc.) scores to bring them closer to the scores of Asians and whites, because dey be so much smarterer than de rest of us be!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 03:17 PM (oQ94s)
A Pontiac Barracuda?
What are YOU? Some kind of communist?
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (ZfRYq)
They don't want mass immigration of illegals. That just means they have to pay them. Which means less graft to be stolen. Better if they just have "numbers".
Dominion plus the disturbing trend of Hispanics voting for Orange Hitler. But yeah, the bloom is off the "Latinx" rose amongst the wokerati.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: JT at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Little Boomer at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (PNCY7)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (vNEIq)
Posted by: IP at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (isHRY)
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (GbPPJ)
That is pathetic. And rather sad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2020 03:13 PM (YqDXo)
Would you believe the fact that we are the true chosen people who have had that moniker stolen by the Jews will be revealed?
Posted by: Calypso Louie at December 21, 2020 03:20 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (Ggb9q)
Come out to the coast for Christmas! We'll have a good time!
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 03:20 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: IP at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (isHRY)
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He'll be the last one to die, and then he'll get the treasure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 21, 2020 03:20 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (Ggb9q)
Would have made the "enough plastic explosives to orbit Arnold Schwarzenegger" line awk-ward.
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 03:20 PM (3bJFi)
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It was under construction because it was literally still under construction
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 21, 2020 03:20 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 21, 2020 03:20 PM (OssQ4)
And shortly thereafter Donald J. Trump was elected president was just a coincidence.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (CZm2G)
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Yeah.... but. What if Trumps election, then "defeat"..... is Gods way of playing a Lucy VanPelt pull the football prank on us.???
Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2020 03:20 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (Izzlo)
Me, too.
It lasted for months, so that the Magi could travel from mesopotamia.
Posted by: Flyover... at December 21, 2020 03:20 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (6XLoz)
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Workers of all colors and creeds, even union, are seeing the light of reward vs collar.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:21 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2020 03:22 PM (AMIL/)
Hoping for a good response.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2020 03:22 PM (ImqD9)
Posted by: IP at December 21, 2020 03:22 PM (isHRY)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 21, 2020 03:22 PM (cbgbx)
You can fly.
Go to the roof of the 12 story building and try.
(And I'd say that to any delusional character. Crackers included)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 03:22 PM (+BbRO)
A Pontiac Barracuda?
What are YOU? Some kind of communist?
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (ZfRYq)
Plymouth, Pontiac, both begin with "P" and neither exist any more.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 21, 2020 03:22 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: BurtTC
I wasn't joking; I SAW it !
Posted by: JT at December 21, 2020 03:12 PM (arJlL)
Who's joking? Are you trying to suggest Elvis is not real?
What are you, some kind of communist?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 03:17 PM (oQ94s)
Elvis and DB Cooper are real enough. It's the "Pontiac" Barracuda that is mythical.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 03:22 PM (mzC78)
No group of robed fanatics is claiming this rare event in the sky heralds the end of the world yet salvation for the true believers if they commit suicide at the proper instant? Did COVID kill-off all of those crazies, or did they all suicide themselves out of business?
Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (AMIL/)
I got them last time around hoss.
Posted by: Hale-bopp, what identifies as a comet at December 21, 2020 03:22 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (GbPPJ)
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True.
But so funny at the same time.
Posted by: SMH at December 21, 2020 03:22 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: IP at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (isHRY)
Tacky Eye...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2020 03:23 PM (s2VJv)
Yeah.... but. What if Trumps election, then "defeat"..... is Gods way of playing a Lucy VanPelt pull the football prank on us.???
Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2020 03:20 PM (8XRCm)
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Don' know what He's got in mind but it's scaring the hell out of me.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:23 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Doof at December 21, 2020 03:23 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: IP at December 21, 2020 03:23 PM (isHRY)
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 21, 2020 03:23 PM (8k7U7)
Playboy's Top Party School of the Decade. He's gonna turn 21 and do his
best Hunter Biden impression.
Back when I was at William and Mary, UVa was known as the school cited by Playboy as the biggest party school in the country. I find that hard to believe now, but boy did you hear it a lot then. We thought we were missing out.
Posted by: pep
Wow, I find it the best school to hire from in VA. We considered Hollins the best party school, worth the drive from Charleston, but our paradigm was biased.
Posted by: Jean at December 21, 2020 03:23 PM (pHvEV)
As black people, genetically we are stronger and smarter than everyone else, we are more creative, on December 21 our Real DNA will be unlocked and the majority will be able to do things that we thought were fiction," tweeted a user.
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Somebody watched "The Black Panther" too many times.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2020 03:24 PM (8XRCm)
comet, but a one time only celestial event brought forth by The Father
to mark the birth of His Son.
This is true.
Per Teh Big Guy's Official Edict, miracles only happen every once in a great while. *looks at watch* I hope we're about due...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (HaL55)
Uh, we might have used that one up.
Sorry.
Posted by: 2016 Chicago Cubs at December 21, 2020 03:24 PM (Ojki1)
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Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 21, 2020 03:24 PM (+y/Ru)
As black people, genetically we are stronger and smarter than everyone else, we are more creative, on December 21 our Real DNA will be unlocked and the majority will be able to do things that we thought were fiction," tweeted a user.
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Somebody watched "The Black Panther" too many times.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2020 03:24 PM (8XRCm)
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They watched Black Cougar instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1s4zrjlzWg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 21, 2020 03:24 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: IP at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (isHRY)
Oh My!
Posted by: banana Dream at December 21, 2020 03:24 PM (cbgbx)
Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2020 03:22 PM (AMIL/)
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Next to the Dodge GTO
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:24 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 21, 2020 03:15 PM (0MnEQ)
The only Rules are what we say they are, peon!
Now, obey!
Posted by: Your "Betters" (tm) at December 21, 2020 03:25 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 21, 2020 03:25 PM (t9ITf)
A Pontiac Barracuda?
What are YOU? Some kind of communist?
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (ZfRYq)
Plymouth, Pontiac, both begin with "P" and neither exist any more.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 21, 2020 03:22 PM (0QYMt)
"Ding dadda-ding dadda-ding dadda-ding dadda-ding -- dah dah ding-
Wah ooh wah wah oh wah...."
Opening of Heart's "Barracuda"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2020 03:25 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at December 21, 2020 03:25 PM (6Pqz7)
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Our government is a very bad joke.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 21, 2020 03:25 PM (sWM8x)
Yeah. Why are we so terribly fucked? All we wanted was to live our lives simply, in peace. To provide a decent living for our families and to have something to look forward to.
Why is that so bad that we can't have it? What drives people to take that away?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 03:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jean at December 21, 2020 03:23 PM (pHvEV)
I prefer Tech. Never been disappointed in a hire from there.
When I was growing up, University of South Carolina was Playboy Party School.
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 03:25 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (vNEIq)
They train for that in Iran.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 03:26 PM (mzC78)
I just got a chain email (I know...) that, in light of this "Christmas Star" phenomena on the winter solstice, we are at an interesting moment. They linked an article from Lifesite saying that exorcists (official) note that the devil gets to his craziest and scariest just before the person is liberated (darkest before dawn). And they were noting that they think it is happening in our natural world that the devil is working himself up into a lather, but that liberation is coming. Please God... So they asked that we pray the Our Father in Latin, because the devil hates Latin prayers especially.
For those inclined:
PATER NOSTER, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.
Posted by: sassy at December 21, 2020 03:26 PM (tUGnI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 03:26 PM (GbPPJ)
Wishing all a Merry Christmas - while we still can.
https://tinyurl.com/yc5ydbwe
Posted by: Sweets at December 21, 2020 03:26 PM (0GzkE)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:26 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2020 03:26 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 03:25 PM (ZfRYq)
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I have a niece there. Apparently, it still is.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 21, 2020 03:26 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 03:26 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2020 03:22 PM (AMIL/)
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Next to the Dodge GTO
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:24 PM (CZm2G)
I'd rather have a Porsche Gremlin. Or a Ferrari Pinto.
Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2020 03:27 PM (AMIL/)
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O dear Lord. Thats an affront to nature to put those words in that order.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2020 03:27 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: We Tu Low at December 21, 2020 03:27 PM (HYBr/)
@JennaEllisEsq
Maybe you should sit down now, Bill. You certainly did enough sitting down on the job.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 03:27 PM (nzV7Y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2020 03:28 PM (fIHXk)
BMW Gremlin
Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2020 03:28 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: BluesFish at December 21, 2020 03:28 PM (WQZ1O)
What are YOU? Some kind of communist?
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 03:19 PM (ZfRYq)
Plymouth, Pontiac, both begin with "P" and neither exist any more.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 21, 2020 03:22 PM (0QYMt)
Ok, I'll admit it. I didn't/don't know the difference.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 03:29 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 21, 2020 03:29 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 21, 2020 03:29 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (fIHXk)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
Congress is expected to vote on the second largest bill in US history *today* - $2.5 trillion - and as of about 1pm, members don't even have the legislative text of it yet.
Ted Cruz
@tedcruz
.@AOC is right.
It's ABSURD to have a $2.5 trillion spending bill negotiated in secret and then-hours later-demand an up-or-down vote on a bill nobody has had time to read. #CongressIsBroken
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It'll be 13 centuries before this conjunction occurs again.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: IP at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (isHRY)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (Ggb9q)
It's really a sequel, of sorts, to "The Detective", a 1960s Sinatra flick. Interesting back story to it
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (Izzlo)
I be on good behavior
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Are you two years old? If so, good job on the typing.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (sWM8x)
But Buick remains.
Anyone want to guess the reason?
Yes, there IS an answer.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (HrMC1)
IN A ROUND!
Read The Fucking Bill You Mother Fucking Mother Fuckers.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: the Butcher at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (QEsfM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2020 03:22 PM (AMIL/)
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Next to the Dodge GTO
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:24 PM (CZm2G)
I'd rather have a Porsche Gremlin. Or a Ferrari Pinto.
Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2020 03:27 PM (AMIL/)
Pontiac 6000 SUX
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 21, 2020 03:31 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (Ggb9q)
It was based off of a sequel to The Detective novel, which Frank Sinatra stared in the 68 adaptation, and had a clause in the contract that he had right of refusal for doing the sequel.
Imagine him crooning "My way" while jumping off the roof.
And now you want to find a way to see the alternate universe version of the film.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Ojki1)
Santa: There's no such thing as a unicorn. Pick something I can do.
Kid: I want an honest politician.
Santa: What color unicorn?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 03:31 PM (+BbRO)
Posted by: IP at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (isHRY)
They'll make a come back some day.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 21, 2020 03:31 PM (HrMC1)
This is excellent news.
We can now do away with Affirmative Action, or we alter the program to compensate for the weaker and less intelligent white man by giving him preferences over the Cosmically Anointed Black Super Race.
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 21, 2020 03:31 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2020 03:31 PM (LU0LI)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 21, 2020 03:31 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:31 PM (CZm2G)
But Buick remains.
Anyone want to guess the reason?
Chy-nuh.
Also Buick's now doing OK in the US amongst the lower end elites, probably on Chinese orders.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 21, 2020 03:32 PM (6XLoz)
Said the certificate expired. I did click "advanced" and then the "go ahead anyway" button, and got here.
Odd. JJ's was OK.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 21, 2020 03:32 PM (7X3UV)
Wakanda in 3 ... 2 ...
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2020 03:32 PM (LU0LI)
The bill has been released. It's 5,593 pages long.
IN A ROUND!
Read The Fucking Bill You Mother Fucking Mother Fuckers.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (GbPPJ)
Households headed by illegals qualify for the checks this time. Your move Trump.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 03:32 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 03:32 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 21, 2020 03:32 PM (t9ITf)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 21, 2020 03:32 PM (HrMC1)
IN A ROUND!
Read The Fucking Bill You Mother Fucking Mother Fuckers.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (GbPPJ)
It's a Festivus miracle! People with Friends in High Places have nice carveouts and the rest of us get f*cked.
Posted by: motionview at December 21, 2020 03:33 PM (pYQR/)
But Buick remains.
Anyone want to guess the reason?
Yes, there IS an answer.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (HrMC1)
There are no murders involving the Kennedy clan and Buick?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 03:33 PM (oQ94s)
The David Horowitz Freedom Center Led the Way Against Dark Money Networks Behind Race Riots and Election Fraud
https://tinyurl.com/y9qdu6fl
And I just watched President of the Bowling League, elect. Get his Kung Flu vaccine.
After? He tried to fist bump the nurse. Epic fail of course. But Doctor Jill was standing by. To then hold his hand (really).
Posted by: elmo at December 21, 2020 03:33 PM (YzqlW)
Posted by: Goode Troll at December 21, 2020 03:33 PM (otyfs)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 03:33 PM (nzV7Y)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (HrMC1)
Chy-nah.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 03:32 PM (mzC7
Yup.
The Chinese like themselves some Buick.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 21, 2020 03:33 PM (HrMC1)
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It'll be 13
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 03:33 PM (+BbRO)
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2020 03:34 PM (LU0LI)
Coincidentally, so are Saturn and Mercury.
And Pluto.
Posted by: IP at December 21, 2020 03:34 PM (isHRY)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 21, 2020 03:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)
Dec 25th, 2874, separation = 2 minutes, 19 seconds
2874-2020 = 854 or 8.5 centuries
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 21, 2020 03:34 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 21, 2020 03:34 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 21, 2020 03:34 PM (fIHXk)
...There was no difficulty in picking out the two stars they had come to see. They hung rather low in the southern sky, almost as bright as two little moons and very close together.
"Are they going to have a collision?" he asked in an awestruck voice.
"Nay, dear Prince," said the Doctor (and he too spoke in a whisper). "The great lords of the upper sky know the steps of their dance too well for that. Look well upon them. Their meeting is fortunate and means some great good for the sad realm of Narnia. Tarva, the Lord of Victory, salutes Alambil, the Lady of Peace. They are just coming to their nearest."
- Prince Caspian, by C.S. Lewis
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 21, 2020 03:34 PM (uVWsb)
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A crummy commercial? Sunofabitch.
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2020 03:34 PM (Izzlo)
Yeah, really.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:34 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (HrMC1)
Chy-nah.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 03:32 PM (mzC7
Yup.
The Chinese like themselves some Buick.
Posted by: JoeF
You know why? No L's or R's.
They can pronounce it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 03:34 PM (+BbRO)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 21, 2020 03:33 PM (HrMC1)
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Easier to pronounce than Corolla
Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2020 03:34 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 21, 2020 03:34 PM (DjiZK)
"Die Hard" was supposed to be the sequel to "Commando," but Ahnold did not want to do it. Thus they had to find some other actor to play the role. And Christmas history was made.
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (Ggb9q)
It was based off of a sequel to The Detective novel, which Frank Sinatra stared in the 68 adaptation, and had a clause in the contract that he had right of refusal for doing the sequel.
Imagine him crooning "My way" while jumping off the roof.
And now you want to find a way to see the alternate universe version of the film.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Ojki1)
Can you imagine Frank uttering the line "now I know what a TV dinner feels like"?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2020 03:35 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Resist_we_Much at December 21, 2020 03:35 PM (sd88P)
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (Izzlo)
This is my explanation as well, and I'm sticking to it.
And happy birthday, fixerupper!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 21, 2020 03:35 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2020 03:35 PM (8XRCm)
If the aliens do not land before the end of 2020, I will be disappoint.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 21, 2020 02:58 PM (GbPPJ)
You're not going to be the chick with the sign on the roof in the Independence Day movie are you? Unless you smile, whip out a previosly concealed MANPAD at the last moment, flip them off, then blow them up. Then thumbs up.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 21, 2020 03:36 PM (cbgbx)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 21, 2020 03:36 PM (mcfjc)
Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2020 03:36 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)
Keith Richards has something to look forward to....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 21, 2020 03:36 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 21, 2020 03:18 PM (Ggb9q)
The first movie was good, in that McClane wasn't any sort of man with super powers or especially jacked, just a regular cop living by his wits and training.
When he subsequently turned into a 'roided-up killbot, what little reality there was in the series went right out the window.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 21, 2020 03:36 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)
That bill is in conjunction with Uranus....and mine.
Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2020 03:36 PM (w2LAm)
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Coincidentally, so are Saturn and Mercury.
And Pluto.
Posted by: IP at December 21, 2020 03:34 PM (isHRY)
F'n A, man.
Posted by: Mars Candy Co. at December 21, 2020 03:37 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 03:37 PM (HaL55)
Page 4736: "All officials elected in accordance with Article 1 of the Constitution of the United States shall be given $5,000,000, plus $1,000,000 for each member of their family, to include parents, grandparents, spouses, children, grandchildren, uncles, aunts, nieces, nephews and cousins to the second degree."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 03:37 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 21, 2020 03:37 PM (HrMC1)
Said the certificate expired. I did click "advanced" and then the "go ahead anyway" button, and got here.
Odd. JJ's was OK.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 21, 2020 03:32 PM (7X3UV)
Got that first thing thismorning,
Posted by: Flyover. at December 21, 2020 03:37 PM (Rbu5d)
The bill has been released. It's 5,593 pages long.
-------------------------
It's called the DeBlasio/Neusom Bailout Bill
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:37 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2020 03:37 PM (LU0LI)
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2020 03:37 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at December 21, 2020 03:37 PM (euR25)
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 21, 2020 03:36 PM (mcfjc)
Hairy hippies take their clothes off on stage?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 21, 2020 03:38 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 21, 2020 03:38 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 03:38 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2020 03:38 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 21, 2020 03:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 21, 2020 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)
Beautiful!
Posted by: CN at December 21, 2020 03:39 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 03:39 PM (+BbRO)
The Oxford Comma is what separates us from the beasts of the field.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 03:39 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2020 03:31 PM (LU0LI)
I heard that in William Shatner's voice
Posted by: Hands (he/him/argh) at December 21, 2020 03:39 PM (786Ro)
Tyler at Zero Hedge is predicting a dollar collapse and world-wide depression. I know he's always predicting that, but this time it seems as though he just might be right.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 21, 2020 03:39 PM (sWM8x)
That's what Shat told me.
And he's the sex machine to all the chix.
Throw Romney in the water.
Posted by: klaftern at December 21, 2020 03:39 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 21, 2020 03:39 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 21, 2020 03:39 PM (ZSK0i)
Two black female "activists" in Savannah want to rename two historic city squares, one named for John C. Calhoun, and the other for Rev. George Whitefield.
They want to name one square "Sankofa," for a Ghanan bird symbolizing...wait for it...
..."the importance of knowing one's history, the word itself translating into 'go back and fetch it.'"
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 21, 2020 03:39 PM (ptqGC)
Oberon, Miranda and Titania.
Neptune, Titan,
Stars can frighten.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Just be glad Titan doesn't orbit Uranus.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 03:39 PM (+BbRO)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 21, 2020 03:38 PM (0QYMt)
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It is, according to a leftist I used to hang out with, a fascist, right wing, screed designed to justify George W. Bush's anti-terror measures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 21, 2020 03:39 PM (NWM+b)
See, if they give you a little Christmas money, they know that most people will ignore the billions they are spreading around to themselves, their friends, their families and their political parties.
You get $600, a congressman's nephew gets $6 million.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 03:40 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Violet Brainium at December 21, 2020 03:40 PM (fUm2i)
Any comment about the retractions from Lou Dobbs, Pirro and Newsmax (so far) about all the Dominion/Smartmatic claims?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 03:40 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: johnd01 at December 21, 2020 03:40 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 03:29 PM (oQ94s)
Aha! I KNEW you were a Commie!
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 03:40 PM (ZfRYq)
And happy birthday, fixerupper!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 21, 2020 03:35 PM (5FCda)
Yes. God could have simply parked a little bitty White Dwarf star in geostationary orbit right over Bethlehem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 03:40 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned at December 21, 2020 03:40 PM (8K4w0)
Posted by: JT at December 21, 2020 03:41 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Immanuel Velikovsky at December 21, 2020 03:41 PM (C+evo)
Two black female "activists" in Savannah want to rename two historic city squares, one named for John C. Calhoun, and the other for Rev. George Whitefield.
They want to name one square "Sankofa," for a Ghanan bird symbolizing...wait for it...
..."the importance of knowing one's history, the word itself translating into 'go back and fetch it.'"
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 21, 2020 03:39 PM (ptqGC)
I thought Sankofa was that lousy instant coffee?
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2020 03:41 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: x at December 21, 2020 03:41 PM (0tE/i)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 21, 2020 03:41 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: klaftern at December 21, 2020 03:41 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: IP at December 21, 2020 03:42 PM (isHRY)
The barrel has got me good
I do not think these are tootsi rolls
how did someone get a can of spraypaint in here??
Posted by: will choose a nic later
They suspended body cavity searches.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 03:42 PM (+BbRO)
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 21, 2020 03:42 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 21, 2020 03:42 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Izzlo)
Die Hard 4?
You guessed it, Sucker Punch 2, after they fired Zach Snyder.
Posted by: Mars Candy Co. at December 21, 2020 03:42 PM (oQ94s)
That's what Shat told me.
And he's the sex machine to all the chix.
Throw Romney in the water.
Ala. Bama. Haiku.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 03:42 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 21, 2020 03:39 PM (ptqGC)
Thought you were going to say
Step and Fetch It.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:42 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Dr. Ripley at December 21, 2020 03:43 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2020 03:43 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 03:43 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: The gold paint huffer guy at December 21, 2020 03:43 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned at December 21, 2020 03:44 PM (8K4w0)
Posted by: IP at December 21, 2020 03:44 PM (isHRY)
Posted by: Bosk at December 21, 2020 03:44 PM (SWbVS)
Conjunction Junction.
Posted by: Make Them Socially Distance at December 21, 2020 03:44 PM (fUm2i)
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 03:44 PM (3bJFi)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 21, 2020 03:38 PM (0QYMt)
Pretty sure DC just did a series of "Future" comics and there Batman is black...so maybe?
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 03:44 PM (Ojki1)
Step and Fetch It.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:42 PM (CZm2G)
Yeah, let them name a square Step and Fetch It Square.
Let's tear down all the statues and rename everything, and erase all our history up till now.
What an incredibly stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 21, 2020 03:44 PM (ptqGC)
Any comment from you yet on non-Dominion election fraud?
Posted by: Hands (he/him/argh) at December 21, 2020 03:44 PM (786Ro)
Another explanation for the Star of Bethlehem is it actually was a precisely timed comet - which can be visible for weeks, if not months. A compelling case is here:
The Great Christ Comet: Revealing the True Star of Bethlehem by Colin R. Nicholl
https://www.amazon.com/Great-Christ-Comet-Revealing-Bethlehem/dp/1433542137
Posted by: JackDorseyIsMyClockHolster at December 21, 2020 03:44 PM (aeH5I)
Posted by: Bosk at December 21, 2020 03:44 PM (SWbVS)
Electric Harley Davidson.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 03:45 PM (mzC78)
And keep the economy shut down until forever because ChiCom WuFlu.
Profit!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 03:45 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2020 03:45 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 03:45 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 03:29 PM (oQ94s)
Aha! I KNEW you were a Commie!
Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2020 03:40 PM (ZfRYq)
Since we're on true confession time, I would know a carrier if I saw one. Same with a sub, but basically all other boats in the Navy? Couldn't tell you one from another.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 03:45 PM (oQ94s)
Any comment about the retractions from Lou Dobbs, Pirro and Newsmax (so far) about all the Dominion/Smartmatic claims?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
All that proves is that lawyers are assholes and FOX and Newsmax employees are getting their nuts squeezed by your Communist Smartmatic and Dominion buddies.
Happy, comrade?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 03:45 PM (nzV7Y)
Posted by: IP at December 21, 2020 03:46 PM (isHRY)
Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned at December 21, 2020 03:46 PM (8K4w0)
Still going after America First, and mentions that he ignored it when developing our overall military strategy.
Posted by: motionview at December 21, 2020 03:46 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 21, 2020 03:39 PM (ptqGC)
I thought Sankofa was that lousy instant coffee?
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2020 03:41 PM (Izzlo)
Would it be wrong to hope they find out that "sankofa" actually means "step and fetch it?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2020 03:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Kamala at December 21, 2020 03:46 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at December 21, 2020 03:47 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2020 03:11 PM (Izzlo)
Me, too.
It lasted for months, so that the Magi could travel from mesopotamia.
Posted by: Flyover... at December 21, 2020 03:20 PM (Rbu5d)
The Magi certainly would know of a decade-ly planetary conjunction as no big deal. Even a comet as a sign is common enough (Halleys comes once each 75 years) so no need to travel off across the world for something like that.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 21, 2020 03:47 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: JD at December 21, 2020 03:47 PM (7/kmB)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
Attorney Lin Wood, who is now representing fellow attorney Sidney Powell, tweeted his response to lawyers from Smartmatic USA Corp. who are demanding a retraction from Ms. Powell over claims she's made about the voting machine company:
I represent Sidney Powell. I have carefully reviewed your letter of December 15, 2020. I am not impressed. Ms. Powell retracts nothing.
File your lawsuit.
-- hat tip, twitchy ...
Posted by: Adriane the Astronomy Critic ... at December 21, 2020 03:47 PM (LPnfS)
..."the importance of knowing one's history, the word itself translating into 'go back and fetch it.'"
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 21, 2020 03:39 PM (ptqGC)
I thought "step n' fetch it" was a bad thing....
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned at December 21, 2020 03:47 PM (8K4w0)
Posted by: Sphynx at December 21, 2020 03:47 PM (rXie1)
I think that the Christmas star wasn't a planetary conjunction, or a
comet, but a one time only celestial event brought forth by The Father
to mark the birth of His Son.
"The Star" is a science fiction short story by English writer Arthur C. Clarke. It appeared in the science fiction magazine Infinity Science Fiction in 1955.
https://tinyurl.com/yaqeu9pf
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2020 03:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 03:44 PM (3bJFi)
We are a growing group
Posted by: CN at December 21, 2020 03:48 PM (ONvIw)
Arthur C. Clarke, Hugo Award 1956 , "The Star."
Pretty icky, but as happy endings go, it's no
"Nine Billion Names of God."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 21, 2020 03:48 PM (zMFmR)
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2020 03:48 PM (3bJFi)
Posted by: Hands (he/him/argh) at December 21, 2020 03:44 PM (786Ro)
There have been many. I've said from Nov 4 that the focus needed to be on the mail ballots and that the QAnon crap would seal Trump's fate and set back voting reform by a generation.
And here we are.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 03:48 PM (CQ3Qb)
Step and Fetch It.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:42 PM (CZm2G)
Sorry, just saw this. Shoulda read the whole thread first.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2020 03:49 PM (YqDXo)
I think the prevailing theory is the Jupiter / Venus / Regulus Conjunction in August 3 BC
Posted by: The gold paint huffer guy at December 21, 2020 03:49 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Bosk at December 21, 2020 03:44 PM
You laugh, but that describes the Helix. That thing was a badass, for a scooter.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 21, 2020 03:49 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: IP at December 21, 2020 03:49 PM (isHRY)
https://tinyurl.com/yaqeu9pf
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2020 03:48 PM (63Dwl)
No, I'm pretty sure it was in the Bible. Much earlier than 1955.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 03:49 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 21, 2020 03:50 PM (cGC1t)
and Newsmax employees are getting their nuts squeezed by your Communist
Smartmatic and Dominion buddies.
Happy, comrade?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 03:45 PM (nzV7Y)
The problem with silly conspiracy theories is that the conspiracy must keep getting bigger and bigger for any of it to make sense.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 03:50 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
Any comment about Lin/Powell telling Dominion/Smartactic to file their suit? Did they...as of right now I haven't heard they did. If not, why not? Why even give warning, if you think you've been wronged the way they state?
You see, it's easy to get Fox or New Maxx to retract - they have shareholders and don't need the tussle in court even if they thought they would win...its a lot harder to get that from people who live in court and know what to expect.
Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2020 03:50 PM (w2LAm)
Apparently he did not learn who the true enemy is from his experience in literal internment camps. Has to instead put misplaced hate on a GOPe shill secretly on his side.
I have long supposed his hatred of Shatner is the only think keeping him alive. It is the great fuel keeping him going. If Shatner goes before him, Takei will pass pretty quickly after that.
Posted by: LizLem at December 21, 2020 03:50 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 21, 2020 03:50 PM (cGC1t)
Just don't tan it!!!
Posted by: Josh Brolin at December 21, 2020 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pencil Mustache Jupiter at December 21, 2020 03:51 PM (ntg4m)
Posted by: Hope Solo
Because it won't stop winking.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 03:51 PM (+BbRO)
Another explanation for the Star of Bethlehem is it actually was a precisely timed comet - which can be visible for weeks, if not months. A compelling case is here:
The Great Christ Comet: Revealing the True Star of Bethlehem by Colin R. Nicholl
https://www.amazon.com/Great-Christ-Comet-Revealing-Bethlehem/dp/1433542137
Posted by: JackDorseyIsMyClockHolster at December 21, 2020 03:44 PM (aeH5I)
The approach to and retreat from conjunction lasts far longer than closest approach, so this is not compelling. Comets are well known beasts to ancient astronomers, and if at all interesting are seen as portents of ill omen rather than the reverse.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 21, 2020 03:51 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: BluesFish at December 21, 2020 03:51 PM (WQZ1O)
the conspiracy must keep getting bigger and bigger for any of it to make
sense.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
What's your percentage? Do you own stock? Are you on the board?
Or are you just profiting from sweet sweet Chicom money?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 03:52 PM (nzV7Y)
the conspiracy must keep getting bigger and bigger for any of it to make
sense.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 03:50 PM (CQ3Qb)
At this point, with all that has been revealed, you can't be serious.
Posted by: kallisto at December 21, 2020 03:52 PM (DJFLF)
-
Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 21, 2020 03:24 PM (+y/Ru)
No Hunter investigation. No voting machine investigation. Everything is so clean and above board.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 03:52 PM (Rj9Po)
one. Same with a sub, but basically all other boats in the Navy?
Couldn't tell you one from another.
--------
A destroyer sounds cool, but a frigate sounds more fun.
Posted by: SH at December 21, 2020 03:52 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 03:53 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 21, 2020 03:50 PM (r4bSV)
Try emailing petmorons @ gmail thingy (minus the spaces and thingy).
Mis Hum helped me out 2 weeks ago.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 03:53 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Hope Solo
Because it won't stop winking.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 03:51 PM (+BbRO)
It is the only planet whose north/south pole is pointed at us directly during its orbit. Its axial tilt is 98 some degrees, compared to 23.5 or so for Earth.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 21, 2020 03:53 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: kallisto at December 21, 2020 03:52 PM (DJFLF)
Forget it. He's rolling.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
couldn't care less what happens to that company. I hope they go
bankrupt.
Posted by: Revenant at December 21, 2020 03:53 PM (//ATM)
Posted by: kallisto at December 21, 2020 03:53 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2020 03:53 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Holy shit.
BiNO is Bill Barr.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 03:53 PM (nzV7Y)
Posted by: kallisto at December 21, 2020 03:52 PM (DJFLF)
I serched for the evaluation on the Michigan audit that showed a 68% error rate and I couldn't find it. Does anyone know where that is? I mean... I assume our expert chimed in on that.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 21, 2020 03:53 PM (zTThE)
Several problems with that:
1) Ancient cultures, unburdened with social media and television were excellent astronomers who built star chart calendars that extended for centuries.
2) Because the Earth turns, stars march across the night sky and don't hover over one place for months on end.
3) Even if something did hover over one place, there is thing called Parallax. Stars make crappy GPS satellites no matter how good your clock is.
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 21, 2020 03:54 PM (C+evo)
He sounds nice.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 03:53 PM (HaL55)
Yeah.
Where's an AIDS diagnosis when you need one.......
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 21, 2020 03:54 PM (t9ITf)
Or are you just profiting from sweet sweet Chicom money?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 03:52 PM (nzV7Y)
See, I'm a Communist Chinaman Spy now. The conspiracy keeps growing!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 03:55 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2020 03:55 PM (Izzlo)
Yeah, I'm a killjoy.
On the other hand, hey! There's always the possibility of a supernova throwing a stream of nasty at us in the next few days, so keep hoping!
Posted by: DOCTOR-Elect Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 21, 2020 03:55 PM (OUMaO)
You are assuming this is a natural occurrence.
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 21, 2020 03:55 PM (ufFY8)
Or are you just profiting from sweet sweet Chicom money?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 03:52 PM (nzV7Y)
It's bizarre how he defends them at all costs. Of course he was all upset over Trump going after the NFL kneelers too. Sent him right to the fainting couch.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 03:55 PM (Rj9Po)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2020 03:53 PM (nakwk)
Like we could be so lucky.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 03:55 PM (Ojki1)
Clarke. It appeared in the science fiction magazine Infinity Science
Fiction in 1955.
https://tinyurl.com/yaqeu9pf
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2020 03:48 PM (63Dwl)
Clarke was a died in the wool atheist and it shows in his writing. He's always waiting for man to evolve, turn into servants of the machine, etc.
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 21, 2020 03:55 PM (J70i0)
I drove a Pinto, in high school (at fifteen years old, special dispensation). Rack and pinion steering. I wore out numerous sets of tires. Tossing that sled around, on Mulholland Drive.
By random synchronicity, I was at Sinatra's engagement party (at Cubby Broccoli's house).
He chewed me out. When I asked him if he needed a hand. Helping an unnamed (inebriated) individual, into Frank's car.
"I better not read about this in the Inquirer!
He was both a mensch (driving this guy home, in his own car). And the real deal. Didn't delegate. Took care of biz, himself.
Posted by: elmo at December 21, 2020 03:56 PM (YzqlW)
Also BiNO -
You are bringing the exact same In Yo Face that the resident trolls brought today.
Posted by: kallisto at December 21, 2020 03:53 PM (DJFLF)
Really? After the heat I've taken the past month?
OK. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 03:56 PM (CQ3Qb)
one. Same with a sub, but basically all other boats in the Navy?
Couldn't tell you one from another.
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A destroyer sounds cool, but a frigate sounds more fun.
Posted by: SH at December 21, 2020 03:52 PM (sX1BW)
Frigate? No, destroyer!
But sir, I hardly know her.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 03:56 PM (oQ94s)
I wish the IRS had that same level of curiosity in regards to my quarterly tax statements.
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 21, 2020 03:56 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 21, 2020 03:56 PM (sWM8x)
It's bizarre how he defends them at all costs.
Of course he was all upset over Trump going after the NFL kneelers too.
Sent him right to the fainting couch.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
I guess I missed that when I was killed by the end of Net Neutrality.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 03:56 PM (nzV7Y)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2020 03:57 PM (ImqD9)
Really? After the heat I've taken the past month?
OK. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 03:56 PM (CQ3Qb)
You brought that shit on yourself.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 03:50 PM (CQ3Qb)
The election officials that contracted for these machines have done everything in the world to make it hard for those claiming these "conspiracy" theories to examine or look at these machines, and Dominion, etc are not asking for them to do so either, which is contra to anything an entity that expected to make money off of products design for ease and integrity of elections to be doing.
So, you may claim its all a "muh conspiracy!" but nothing is being done by these machine companies or election officials that conveys that they themselves believe that, despite what they say.
Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2020 03:57 PM (w2LAm)
Sometimes you just want to get away from the wife for a bit.
Posted by: zombie Melchior at December 21, 2020 03:57 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2020 03:55 PM (Izzlo)
Suddenly having some unknown thing appear in the sky can have people trying to find religion real quick.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 03:57 PM (Ojki1)
I guess I missed that when I was killed by the end of Net Neutrality.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 03:56 PM (nzV7Y)
Wow, good thing the tax cuts got me then...
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 21, 2020 03:58 PM (zTThE)
Posted by: Inogame
https://tinyurl.com/y8nebjve
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 03:58 PM (+BbRO)
Several problems with that:
1) Ancient cultures, unburdened with social media and television were excellent astronomers who built star chart calendars that extended for centuries.
2) Because the Earth turns, stars march across the night sky and don't hover over one place for months on end.
3) Even if something did hover over one place, there is thing called Parallax. Stars make crappy GPS satellites no matter how good your clock is.
Posted by: President Elect Penguin
at December 21, 2020 03:54 PM (C+evo)
Parallax of stars is too minute for any astronomer in ancient times to notice. The nearest star is more than 1 parsec (parallax second of arc) away, which means its movement is less than 1/3600 of 1 degree
Posted by: Oldcat at December 21, 2020 03:58 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 03:50 PM (CQ3Qb)
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Like Biden's vote tally?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 03:58 PM (CZm2G)
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I say why not. Not sure what the upside is.
Posted by: SH at December 21, 2020 03:58 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 21, 2020 03:56 PM (sWM8x)
I asked for a clean stimulus bill for the people. They sent me 5000 pages of garbage.
Wrong answer. Try again.
*veto*
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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I say why not. Not sure what the upside is.
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I meant not sure what the upside to signing the bill is. Veto away.
Posted by: SH at December 21, 2020 03:59 PM (sX1BW)
Yeah, I'm a killjoy.
On the other hand, hey! There's always the possibility of a supernova throwing a stream of nasty at us in the next few days, so keep hoping!
Posted by: DOCTOR-Elect Bro
Well, if we are going to do a breakdown, we don't actually know there were "3". We just do that based on three gifts being presented. however if they were kings they would have had an accompanying party, especially wealthy men given they brought very expensive gifts.
Posted by: Bete at December 21, 2020 04:00 PM (Ojki1)
Given the likely sentiments of the Magi as Zoroastrian, and as in the priestly class of the Zoroastrian faith would have taken Astrology somewhat seriously. They likely would have seen any conjunction as an astrologically significan event.
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 21, 2020 04:00 PM (Y6UV7)
Also.
If we get aliens here's hoping it the Astartes Marines coming to crown DJT 'Emperor of Mankind'
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at December 21, 2020 04:00 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2020 03:57 PM (w2LAm)
There was a single audit with published results.. it had a significant error rate and convienently had the log files erased. I mean... all on the up and up so don't worry, just a tiny county in the middle of no where Michigan.
People made mistakes, human error and whatnot.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 21, 2020 04:00 PM (zTThE)
Posted by: Pencil Mustache Jupiter reveals the secret code at December 21, 2020 04:01 PM (ntg4m)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2020 04:01 PM (fIHXk)
the conspiracy must keep getting bigger and bigger for any of it to make
sense.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
Strip away the nuttier stuff. The machines operate in ways that make them questionable at best. The report from Antrium, MI is not some whacky guy. He did find the machines connected to the internet and doing updates soon before and after the election. The county in GA couldn't duplicate voting results. The reason conspiracy theories are running away is that no one has seen the code, few have had access to the machines, and the SolarWinds hack means it is likely the voting code was vulnerable for months. The machines are black boxes with byzantine processes. Pointing to the nuttier stuff to avoid those issues is not helpful.
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 21, 2020 04:01 PM (J70i0)
They did as they were told, now wear your mask.
Posted by: Fauci at December 21, 2020 04:01 PM (isHRY)
Posted by: IP at December 21, 2020 04:01 PM (isHRY)
https://tinyurl.com/y8nebjve
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 03:58 PM (+BbRO)
That's just one machine in one small county. Only a thousand votes were affected. There's NO WAY any other machine in the world had the same issues.
- BiNO
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 04:01 PM (nzV7Y)
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 04:01 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 21, 2020 04:02 PM (zMFmR)
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 21, 2020 04:02 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2020 03:53 PM (nakwk)
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Fucking Elder Gods!
Posted by: Great Cthulhu, Hitting Snooze at December 21, 2020 04:03 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2020 04:03 PM (fIHXk)
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Everything is beautiful in it's own way
Like a starry summer night
On a snow covered winter's day
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 21, 2020 04:03 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 21, 2020 04:03 PM (VDbGO)
Or it could be predicted to happen, months in advance. The Magi certainly watched the sky close enough to see something like a conjunction coming.
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 21, 2020 04:03 PM (Y6UV7)
So this means Wankada is real place just like Asgard.
Posted by: YIKES! at December 21, 2020 04:03 PM (t6XCL)
No Hunter investigation. No voting machine investigation. Everything is so clean and above board.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 03:52 PM (Rj9Po)
Barr is the POS I always thought he was, Acting AG Rosenstein got a lovely send off, of course. Some thought it meant Rod was a hero, it only meant Barr was a turd.
Posted by: CN at December 21, 2020 04:03 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 21, 2020 03:55 PM (ufFY
People are assuming that the star was somehow a location identifier.
The Old Testament pretty much told people where to find Immanuel, no need for a astronomical phenomena to identify the location; perhaps as a time marker, but definitely not GPS.
If one reads Revelation 12:1-2, the birth of the Savior could be calculated as around 6:15PM Bethlehem Standard Time on Julian Calendar September 11, 3 BC
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 21, 2020 04:03 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 21, 2020 04:01 PM (J70i0)
That's what he does, because he cannot explain away in detail the obviously fraudulent stuff.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 21, 2020 04:03 PM (zTThE)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2020 04:03 PM (ImqD9)
Posted by: Aviator at December 21, 2020 04:03 PM (p40Pc)
Posted by: Wilhelm DiBlasio, father of the country at December 21, 2020 04:04 PM (EvQC2)
@Timmy_Tierney 1h
The stimulus proposes giving $700,000,000 to Sudan. No, really.
twitter.com/Timmy_Tierney/status/1341098782247833605
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2020 04:04 PM (VsHYs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2020 04:03 PM (fIHXk)
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Yes! Don't forget to stop by the gift shop!
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 04:04 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 21, 2020 04:02 PM (ufFY
Can't ask for details.. because German servers or some deflection.. and stuff, comspiracy nutter!
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 21, 2020 04:04 PM (zTThE)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 04:05 PM (nzV7Y)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 04:05 PM (r+sAi)
Oh FFS
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 04:05 PM (nzV7Y)
The American taxpayer. The CASH COW for the rest of the world.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)
@Timmy_Tierney 1h
The stimulus proposes giving $700,000,000 to Sudan. No, really.
twitter.com/Timmy_Tierney/status/1341098782247833605
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Who is the fucking senator that will scam that grift?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 04:06 PM (+BbRO)
People made mistakes, human error and whatnot.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 21, 2020 04:00 PM (zTThE)
More importantly - it had to be ordered by a court - no one at Smartmatic or Dominion wanted it to clear their names and certainly the election officials using the machines fought it tooth and nail...why? If its all so, so ridiculous, why not demand it?
You see, if you really thought that these "insane" theories were going to be exposed, you'd want these audits and be proud to do it...you wouldn't sue Newsmaxx and Fox to shut up...
Dominion's handling of this whole thing is either a case study on how to burn your business to the ground even though you're innocent, or a study of what a grifter company does when it gets a one time hit and needs to beat down before the town marks figure it out.
Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2020 04:06 PM (w2LAm)
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I say why not. Not sure what the upside is.
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I meant not sure what the upside to signing the bill is. Veto away.
Posted by: SH at December 21, 2020 03:59 PM (sX1BW)
Since Governors rule by decree, I'm not sure why Trump can't just order the Treasury to send $1200 to anyone who's been laid off. Hell, backdate it, to the date of the last payment, with $1200 for every month your employer hasn't offered you your job back.
You've been fired for cause? Tough titties.
Then maybe we can discuss small businesses, but only those that have customers. Like, actual human customers, and they can show their business was affected by lockdowns.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 04:07 PM (oQ94s)
It's OWO all the down and we get to fund it.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2020 04:07 PM (ImqD9)
Posted by: The gold paint huffer guy at December 21, 2020 03:49 PM (C+evo)
Pretty iffy. Jupiter and Venus reach a conjunction then (separation ~ 9 arcminutes) but Regulus is a fairly distant 6.5 deg. away...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 21, 2020 04:07 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 21, 2020 04:07 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at December 21, 2020 04:07 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
They pussed out. There is physical proof of shenanigans with Dominion machines. As Lin Wood said, go ahead with your suits jackasses.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 21, 2020 04:07 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 21, 2020 04:08 PM (W8PaO)
The Obama family. The Biden Family. The Soros fund.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 04:08 PM (r+sAi)
@Timmy_Tierney 1h
The stimulus proposes giving $700,000,000 to Sudan. No, really.
twitter.com/Timmy_Tierney/status/1341098782247833605
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2020 04:04 PM (VsHYs)
That will really help Americans and American businesses that have been hurt.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 04:08 PM (Rj9Po)
Is Hunter Biden the one distributing it? Pop getting a cut? Makes more sense than giving Sudan money over our own ppl during a pandemic.
Posted by: LizLem at December 21, 2020 04:08 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 21, 2020 04:08 PM (dfRN6)
My favorite version of Public School House Rock!
https://tinyurl.com/ya5eafp9
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 21, 2020 04:08 PM (C+evo)
Apparently the "Coronavirus Bill" contains a requirement for the Sec State to establish an American consulate in Tibet??
Posted by: deplorable unperson
If it's 5000+ pages it's bound to be full of unrelated crap.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2020 04:08 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: President-Elect Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 21, 2020 04:09 PM (uS2EJ)
same reason Herod would want to kill all those kids under two ... something significant had occurred, he wanted to stop it. They all same the same stars/planets ...
Long ago I'd heard there were different branches of the Zoroastrians ... one more pagan (more like astrology today?) and the other believed in more general signs in the stars for significant events.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2020 04:09 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 04:09 PM (HaL55)
Because it is a hell of a lot more refreshing than whining about Covid Fear Pr0n and Stolen Elections.
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 21, 2020 04:09 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at December 21, 2020 04:09 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 21, 2020 04:09 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2020 04:10 PM (ImqD9)
Posted by: Fox2! at December 21, 2020 04:10 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2020 04:10 PM (gmo/4)
For no reason in particular.
I wonder if BiNO is actually Eric Coomer ?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 04:10 PM (nzV7Y)
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To be accepted just like knowing there will be fraud in elections. Part of the price to live in this great country.
Posted by: SH at December 21, 2020 04:10 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 04:11 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 04:11 PM (x8Wzq)
My favorite version of Public School House Rock!
https://tinyurl.com/ya5eafp9
Posted by: President Elect at December 21, 2020 04:08 PM (C+evo)
Funny, yet spot on.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)
That will certainly help those Unessential Human Beings who are having a hard time choosing to spend what is left of their savings on rent, tattoos or a lethal dose of opiates.
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 21, 2020 04:11 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2020 04:11 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 21, 2020 04:11 PM (W8PaO)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)
case study on how to burn your business to the ground even though you're
innocent, or a study of what a grifter company does when it gets a one
time hit and needs to beat down before the town marks figure it out.
Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2020 04:06 PM (w2LAm)
That's the issue. Voting software isn't rocket science. Even if they are completely honest, the software sounds like a disaster. What software has you hand move vote totals? How do USB drives, which should be exactly numbered and controlled, get missed for days or weeks? What software allows you to modify vote totals? What are the logging processes? Why are the machines Internet capable? (I would have the ballot scanners air gapped from the tabulator. It would also be air gapped from the central tabulator. It you wanted totals for the web, that would go to a third machine.) You can go on for a long time.
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 21, 2020 04:12 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: KarlHungus at December 21, 2020 04:12 PM (/UYXO)
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So veto it.
Posted by: SH at December 21, 2020 04:12 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Rbastid at December 21, 2020 04:12 PM (HQbXM)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 21, 2020 04:12 PM (pmEbq)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 04:12 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2020 04:10 PM (ImqD9)
Hey now.
Stop flinging dust in everyone's eyes......
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Not for much longer at the rate we're going. What will our ChiCom rulers do when their shutdowns finally bankrupt us?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 04:13 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 04:13 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at December 21, 2020 04:14 PM (dZSiJ)
shenanigans with Dominion machines. As Lin Wood said, go ahead with your
suits jackasses.
Posted by: redbanzai
How much do you think Lou Dobbs, et al., have to pay lawyers to defend them? Wood and Powell don't have that problem.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 21, 2020 04:14 PM (KAi1n)
The planets and stars don't care about us.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 21, 2020 04:14 PM (UzRh8)
its not.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 04:11 PM (r+sAi)
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If it's an inane comment and the hash is MVjcR, it's me!
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 04:14 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Asshoes
Can I have just a measly million?
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2020 04:14 PM (ImqD9)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 21, 2020 04:15 PM (t9ITf)
A recent report from Georgia state senators studying the Nov. 3 election found evidence of illegal activity carried out by workers at State Farm Arena in Atlanta.
No way.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 04:15 PM (nzV7Y)
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 21, 2020 04:15 PM (C+evo)
Have others gotten an "unsafe" warning when trying to come here? I did
earlier, then ran my errands, came back, and it still happened.
Said the certificate expired. I did click "advanced" and then the "go ahead anyway" button, and got here.
can't imagine how the certificate could have expired when it's an unsecure connection (http: rather than https:, no certificate involved)
Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 21, 2020 04:15 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 21, 2020 04:15 PM (nxdel)
wealth from developed western countries to the rest of the world. This
is your 5000+ page bill.
Yep. Helping third world countries do better doesn't work. So instead, we'll turn the world into a sh*thole, to be ruled by technocrats and oligarchs.
/John Kerry says he's going to accelerate The Great Reset. Remember, Democrats voted for this.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 21, 2020 04:15 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: deplorable unperson
If it's 5000+ pages it's bound to be full of unrelated crap.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2020 04:08 PM (63Dwl)
Bill Gates named the First Knight of the new American realm.
And the Mets get Mookie Betts and Clayton Kershaw for cash and a player to be named later.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 04:15 PM (oQ94s)
Ooops, somebody earlier was socking you.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 04:15 PM (r+sAi)
Not for much longer at the rate we're going. What will our ChiCom rulers do when their shutdowns finally bankrupt us?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 04:13 PM (HaL55) "
I'm guessing "punish us for failing to do the job".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 21, 2020 04:16 PM (pmEbq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 04:16 PM (nzV7Y)
Should have strung up all the lawyers right afterwards
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2020 04:17 PM (Cxk7w)
And it absolutely, positively makes this yet another long enduring program. There are companies all across the globe who are making business models based on a continuing flow of Covid money.
(I know, because I'm profiting mightily over the Covid Scam, and others in my field are talking about contracts extending well into the fall of 2021)
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 21, 2020 04:17 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 21, 2020 04:12 PM (J70i0)
We've been told time and time again by our resident expert that there is no internet connectivity.. so those published reports have to be false.. right? I mean.. he would have explained that woudn't he?
Nah, I bet he would just try to confuse the differences between the machines and make it seem like it was our fault for not knowing the exact step by step procedures. He also wouldn't bother to explain or anything of the sort mostly because he doesn't actually know he just wants to say things liek, yeah the German server shoot out, right?
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 21, 2020 04:17 PM (zTThE)
507 If it's an inane comment and the hash is MVjcR, it's me!
Ooops, somebody earlier was socking you.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 04:15 PM (r+sAi)
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I pissed off a troll during the Gun Thread and they started socking me last night during the ONT.
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 04:17 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2020 04:10 PM (ImqD9)
NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!!!!!!
- BiNO
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 04:17 PM (MVjcR)
So, that's what that noise was last night.....The banhammer flailing about.....
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2020 04:18 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 21, 2020 04:18 PM (2DOZq)
The comments from the political Left about going after every Trump supporter. The pest extermination imagery. All vetted and approved in Democrat Party news outlets.
They mean it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 21, 2020 04:18 PM (UzRh8)
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Wait until you see Uranus
Posted by: SH at December 21, 2020 04:19 PM (sX1BW)
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Not for much longer at the rate we're going. What will our ChiCom rulers do when their shutdowns finally bankrupt us?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 04:13 PM (HaL55)
Not even the current taxpayers. This is a promissory note, signed by 2020, payable by your grandchildren's grandchildren, and their grandchildren, and theirs, and theirs, and theirs....
Whether it's as American subjects or Chinese subjects, it matters not to our current leaders.
All praise be to our Lord, John M. Keynes.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 04:19 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2020 04:10 PM (ImqD9)
NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!!!!!!
- BiNO
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Copy/paste fail.
SHOULD'VE been this one......
Why did the Dominion CEO lie his ass off under oath?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 04:16 PM (nzV7Y)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 21, 2020 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
as to the picture over the standing stone; it's nice, but all the photographer had to do to get it was to stand to the northwest of the stone and look southwest. You could do it with your blowup yard santa if you wanted.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2020 04:19 PM (trdmm)
Discovery will be a riot.
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 21, 2020 04:19 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 21, 2020 04:15 PM (ZCiJZ)
hank Goodness! If Kerry is involved it will be a colossal failure.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 21, 2020 04:20 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 04:20 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: wth at December 21, 2020 04:20 PM (v0R5T)
They've been punishing me since 1-1-94 when I lost my nice manufacturing gig.
Progressives are asshoe.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 04:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2020 04:21 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2020 04:21 PM (3aI0K)
He's definitely *a* coomer. Don't know if he's Eric Coomer.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 21, 2020 04:21 PM (6XLoz)
is not some whacky guy.
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 21, 2020 04:01 PM (J70i0)
The guy who claimed the Prescott Bush, the Muslim Brotherhood and George Soros got together in 1935 to create the Deep State? Not some whacky guy?
https://tinyurl.com/y9ng8wwx
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 04:22 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 21, 2020 04:22 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 21, 2020 04:14 PM (UzRh
Crap, they were my last hope.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 21, 2020 04:22 PM (YhZxo)
I didn't see Virgo mentioned ... another point of significance ... king
star in virgo ... right in the belly apparently, 9/11 3BC. So yeah, they
were big star watchers and would have known these signs.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2020 04:18 PM (Cus5s)
this is quite interesting
Posted by: kallisto at December 21, 2020 04:22 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 21, 2020 04:22 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 21, 2020 04:22 PM (cbgbx)
Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2020 04:22 PM (3aI0K)
They mean it.
Yep. And we'll get a constant stream of "don't retaliate, its what they want" with a fair share of "my hair is decidedly NOT on fire" from the usual suspects about it.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 21, 2020 04:23 PM (13IFa)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 04:23 PM (kTF2Z)
Have others gotten an "unsafe" warning when trying to come here? I did
earlier, then ran my errands, came back, and it still happened.
Said the certificate expired. I did click "advanced" and then the "go ahead anyway" button, and got here.
can't imagine how the certificate could have expired when it's an unsecure connection (http: rather than https:, no certificate involved)
Posted by: Anachronda
Lynx doesn't do that
Posted by: Jean at December 21, 2020 04:23 PM (xL7tf)
Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2020 04:23 PM (3aI0K)
after every Trump supporter. The pest extermination imagery. All vetted
and approved in Democrat Party news outlets.
They mean it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 21, 2020 04:18 PM (UzRh
No one believed what I wrote until it was almost too late either. But it was there, every word, about what I was going to do.
Der Fuhrer
Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2020 04:23 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2020 04:24 PM (WOYcU)
https://tinyurl.com/y9ng8wwx
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 04:22 PM (CQ3Qb)
I must have missed your expert fisking of the report.. wait, I know I didn't.. you've said nothing of substance about it.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 21, 2020 04:25 PM (zTThE)
it is a open secret that they stole a landslide win for Trump and gave it to corrupt DeepState compliant Joe. Same with the global warming scam, same with the pedophiles and human trafficking ... and all the sleazy pay to play sellouts of America.
They Know ... Mitch and Pelosi are high fiving over getting Trump out, Barr laughing at his final smears on the way out the door "CIA is pure". Fauci/Gates planning to vax us all into complete compliance ... They All Know.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2020 04:25 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: wth at December 21, 2020 04:25 PM (v0R5T)
after every Trump supporter. The pest extermination imagery. All vetted and approved in Democrat Party news outlets.
#1. Make sure your insurance premiums are paid up.
#2. Make sure your toe tag is properly affixed.
I'm not making the trip to hell alone.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 04:26 PM (+BbRO)
@Timmy_Tierney 1h
The stimulus proposes giving $700,000,000 to Sudan. No, really.
twitter.com/Timmy_Tierney/status/1341098782247833605
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2020 04:04 PM (VsHYs)
======
I'm not that smart, but does it say that if the SoS determines that the provisions for delivering the money to Sudan are not met, then the funds are returned to the account? If so, does that mean that the SoS just increased their budget by up to $700M?
Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 21, 2020 04:27 PM (1aJ+m)
I was dating this gal (thirty years ago) . And I gave her a locket to wear. Inside the locket, was a picture of my thingee.
Was it big, you ask?
.
(Elmo holding his hands up, two feet apart)
The locket was this big!
Posted by: elmo at December 21, 2020 04:27 PM (YzqlW)
Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2020 04:14 PM (MVjcR)
Careful guys.
This looks like a trap!
Posted by: tbodie at December 21, 2020 04:28 PM (yfoZs)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 21, 2020 04:29 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Pining for the Fjords
Sudan is over in the corner going, "Wait! What?"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2020 04:29 PM (+BbRO)
Posted by: the Monolith Dudes at December 21, 2020 04:38 PM (w9Wax)
I have several jokes about this but I can't top that level of potato.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 21, 2020 04:52 PM (irqTL)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect
I thought they opened for Big Head Todd and the Monsters that night.
Hmmmmm.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 04:56 PM (uW/AF)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 21, 2020 05:02 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: DaveA at December 21, 2020 05:15 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Bama Bubba at December 21, 2020 06:10 PM (mAxkE)
This way I can use Jupiter to "guide" me to Saturn so I can see its rings for myself with my own eyes for once, instead of via pictures from others' telescopes or Voyagers 1 and 2. (And Pioneer 11, and Cassini)
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