Confirmed: Jeffrey Toobin Was Wacking Off During That Zoom Call

If I'm reading this right, he was talking part in some kind of election simulation wargame.

But he was also watching spicier material on another screen.

Multitasking.

The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.

...

Two people who were on the call told Motherboard separately that the call was an election simulation featuring many of the New Yorker's biggest stars: Jane Mayer was playing establishment Republicans; Evan Osnos was Joe Biden, Jelani Cobb was establishment Democrats, Masha Gessen played Donald Trump, Andrew Marantz was the far right, Sue Halpern was left wing democrats, Dexter Filkins was the military, and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts. There were also a handful of other producers on the call from the New Yorker and WNYC.

Both people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak freely, noted that it was unclear how much each individual person on the call saw, but both of the people we spoke to said that they saw Toobin jerking off. The two sources described a juncture in the election simulation when there was a strategy session, and the Democrats and Republicans went into their respective break out rooms for about 10 minutes. At this point, they said, it seemed like Toobin was on a second video call. The sources said that when the groups returned from their break out rooms, Toobin lowered the camera. The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had been able to see, and the simulation continued.

That jibes with what my source's source said.


Check out this notice about changes made to the article:

This piece has been updated with more detail about the call and the headline has been updated to reflect that Toobin was masturbating.

What a strange sentence.

He Took It Out: The Rise and Fall of Jeffrey Toobin

OCTOBER 19, 2020

by Elaine Benes

Posted by: Ace at 06:02 PM




Comments

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1 It's YUUUGE!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (CAJOC)

2 This is a big story

Posted by: Methos at October 19, 2020 06:03 PM (kOpft)

3 At least he wasn't dipping his nuts in tapioca and having the dog lick it off.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2020 06:03 PM (/Dgcm)

4 I almost feel like someone's compensating

Posted by: Methos at October 19, 2020 06:03 PM (kOpft)

5 Toobin is envious of the size of this text.


Even after ace fixes the post this comment will still be true.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (vMCab)

6 Jeffrey Toobin Didn't Thrill Himself

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (mUSmD)

7 Toobin falls on his ... whatever ... in a Psy-Op to distract (squirrel!) from Hunter's (multiple) other laptops the Ukrainians have.

Posted by: The real story at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (BBWrU)

8 willowed but on topic:

Weird thing I missed in that Vice Toobin article.

The call was an "election simulation," whatever the fuck that is.

Trump was played by a female tranny born in Russia.

twitter.com/MattHennessey/status/1318309376852217857

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (rysH+)

9 The embiggening. I knew it would come.

Posted by: jc at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (PuMKG)

10 An erection stimulation?

Posted by: Anaon at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (aiD06)

11 It's huge!!

Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (88xKn)

12 some kind of election simulation wargame.
---

Yeah, I did that all the time.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 19, 2020 06:05 PM (kOpft)

13 Must have mistaken it for an erection stimulation call

Posted by: ernda at October 19, 2020 06:05 PM (4Gbjo)

14
What a jerk!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2020 06:05 PM (mht8P)

15 Well, at least I don't need my reading glasses.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2020 06:05 PM (Ez6QX)

16 DEEZ!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 06:05 PM (NWiLs)

17 This is gonna be big, Jerry! Huge!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)

18 I thought the call was about erection stimulation.

Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:05 PM (TA9CI)

19 And he LOWERED THE CAMERA. That shit was on purpose.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2020 06:05 PM (Ez6QX)

20 "Excuse me while I whip it out!"

Things better left unsaid Toobin the Tuber.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2020 06:06 PM (SgabA)

21 2.5 inches of White, Thrashing Fury!

Posted by: Attila is hungry at October 19, 2020 06:06 PM (w7KSn)

22 Toobin was doing the same thing Biden is doing this election season.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 19, 2020 06:06 PM (L1U9a)

23 Should've known that one would've already been taken.

Posted by: fly at October 19, 2020 06:06 PM (TA9CI)

24 The Day of the Jacker, looks like.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 06:06 PM (bCLt0)

25 Humongous

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:06 PM (Zmnko)

26 Ace increased the font size so we can see past our schadenboners.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:06 PM (cfSRQ)

27 This comment makes my hands look small.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2020 06:06 PM (H5knJ)

28 Begun the Font Wars have!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 19, 2020 06:06 PM (PiwSw)

29 Another thing Toobin and Hunter Biden have in common...

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

30 Sick fucks.

Posted by: Golfman at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (sDYCZ)

31 *Wonders*

'Why is he microwaving a caneloupe?'

Posted by: Zoom Caller #3 at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (rGVoW)

32 Hey, I CAN SEE THE COMMENTS NOW!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (HaL55)

33 19 And he LOWERED THE CAMERA. That shit was on purpose.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2020 06:05 PM (Ez6QX)



It sounds like maybe he was doing a bit of cybering in another window.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (vMCab)

34 Marv Albert must be happy he was a thing before the Internet began never forgetting (with vids).

Posted by: No toupee involved? at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (BBWrU)

35 WE'RE BIG TIME NOW LIKE PETER GABRIEL

Posted by: Average Loser at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (8aO2d)

36 The Day of the Jacker, looks like.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 06:06 PM (bCLt0)

---
The Mouse that Roared.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)

37 I'm cancelling my order for reading glasses

Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (F6tBH)

38 I guess Biden was winning at the time.

Posted by: Golfman at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (sDYCZ)

39 Real Fucking Funny, Ace.


Real fucking funny.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (rGVoW)

40 We're gonna need a bigger monitor!

Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (88xKn)

41 When in doubt, whip it out!

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (7ZQe3)

42 Hey, what can I say?

Masha Gessen is HOT!

Guilty as charged, hubba hubba!!!

Posted by: Jeff Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (DCb/m)

43 Looked it up. Hahvahd man.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (I58tH)

44 YUUUUGE

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (Zm+LZ)

45 *Jeffery Toobin has left the call*

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (BM2fS)

46 We're going to need a bigger blog.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (cfSRQ)

47 So this is normal, and the blog normally just got out of the pool?

Posted by: Bete at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (Ojki1)

48 I'M ON MY WAY

I'M MAKING IT

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (HaL55)

49 Is it me, or is this Chili Recipe REALLY good for your vision?

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (rGVoW)

50 Dude was jerking it to election porn, which puts Kurt Eichenwald in a new, more flattering light.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (KnJdm)

51 How are those cell phone margins doing?

Posted by: Methos at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (kOpft)

52 It makes not wearing trousers during a zoom meeting merely a minor oopsy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (0QYMt)

53 Jeffery (Jack) Toobin: Jacks off today.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (AiZBA)

54 CAN YOU READ THIS?

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

55 Ha! they said I'd go blind. I can see better than ever!

Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (Wm5SB)

56 Technical advice for Toobin: the program is called zoom, but it does not actually zoom or magnify.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (L1U9a)

57 All you conservative troglodytes don't understand that I had Neil deGrasse Tyson on the other screen because I love science sexually.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (e8BgH)

58 I'M GONNA WATCH IT GROW, YEAH!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (HaL55)

59 45
*Jeffery Toobin has left the call*

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (BM2fS)

Who just nutted?

Posted by: Zoom meeting participant at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (KnJdm)

60 Nate Silver is Toobin's Dungeon Master!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (Kpl3J)

61 Well, if Masha Gessen was on the call can we really blame him?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (o3AYq)

62 Is everybody on the left a sexual pervert?

Posted by: iandeal at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (UKkyh)

63 Toobin is distraught over having only one penis; one hand is going idle.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (XpDOS)

64 OBJECTS IN BLOG ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

Posted by: Methos at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (kOpft)

65 Wow my vision suddenly got a lot clearer so i dont have to squint at the screen.

Ace gave me superpowers!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Rolling in Ze Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel While Wearing MAGA Hats at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (8YFRI)

66 Holy Cow! There aren't enough Ctrl/- s in the world.

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (XxJt1)

67 Its wide. Nationwide.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (r+sAi)

68 I just looked at a screenshot. This yuge font is inversely proportional to Toobin's nub.

Posted by: mugiwara at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (RdF5D)

69 *Jeffrey Toobin has opened another Zoom window*

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (BM2fS)

70 Ha! they said I'd go blind. I can see better than ever!

lol. post of the day

Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (F6tBH)

71 THE TOWN WHERE I COME FROM IS A SMALL TOWN.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (HaL55)

72 Ace's description of a clown car crashing full of visibly around clowns now seems oddly prescient.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (cfSRQ)

73 It's Jeffrey Toobin's way of saying "Teamwork makes the dream work!"

Posted by: mrp at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (Pqytn)

74 Well, for those of us who are 29 and have difficulty focusing, this is a welcome change.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (cI3Q7)

75 Playing the courts alone < hiking the Appalachian Trail with your msitress.

Posted by: LongHaulPlucker at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (BQNJI)

76 62 Is everybody on the left a sexual pervert?
Posted by: iandeal at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (UKkyh)

Apparently, yes.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (bCLt0)

77 My God.

It's so big.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (TdMsT)

78 THEY USE SMALL WORDS.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (HaL55)

79 Then I caught a fish THIS BBBIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGG.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (r+sAi)

80 The blog has gone YUGE and LUXEREOUS!

TRUMP 2020 FUCK YOUR FONTS!

Posted by: Bete at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (Ojki1)

81 Toobin now joins the august group including PeeWee Herman, Keith Carradine, Octopus guy, and Anthony Wiener, who will forever be known for something other than what they had hoped.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (v16oJ)

82 Our Brave Firefighter media, furiously masturbating on Zoom! Beautiful and Brave!! What an inspiration!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (uAuyr)

83 Yeah, I want to do it 'till I need glasses, but I really don't need the large type yet.

Posted by: Jeff Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (sWM8x)

84 Am I having a stroke or did the font change?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (ZLI7S)

85 Is everybody on the left a sexual pervert?
Posted by: iandeal at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (UKkyh)


Oh you naive innocent.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (AiZBA)

86 STAND BACK FOR SOME DICK JOKES !!!!

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (GIeIM)

87 BUT NOT ME

I'M SMARTER THAN THAT

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (HaL55)

88 So...Toobin was whacking off to coup cosplay. Sounds about right.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (puu6v)

89 >>Ha! they said I'd go blind. I can see better than ever!

lol. post of the day



Well. We're all just stroking it, now.


Way to ruin all the fun.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (rGVoW)

90 The irony is that typing in the comments box is still microscopic.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (bCLt0)

91 62 Is everybody on the left a sexual pervert?
Posted by: iandeal at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (UKkyh)

Not all of them, but if you look at the venn diagram, that's most of them in there. Also popular, envy and pride.

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (Zm+LZ)

92 Multitasking

It'll get you every time.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (sG4Hj)

93 He was hacked!

Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (byYP1)

94
Is everybody on the left a sexual pervert?
Posted by: iandeal at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (UKkyh)

----------

Let's not generalize. 90, 95%, tops.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (mht8P)

95 *Jeffrey Toobin has re-entered the call*

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (BM2fS)

96 Well, at least Toobin doesn't eat taco salad, you Philistines.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (XpDOS)

97 I WORKED IT OUT

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (HaL55)

98 Toobin was practicing the Biden stimulus tax plan.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (R5lpX)

99 WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (sWM8x)

100 51
How are those cell phone margins doing?


Posted by: Methos at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (kOpft)


Thank dog for a tower.

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (XxJt1)

101 *looks at the size of the comments..

WOOF!

Sweet mystery of life, at last I've fouuuuuuund youuuuu...

Posted by: Madeleine Kahn in Young Frankenstein at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (Rbfr/)

102 The Girthening is Nigh

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (rGVoW)

103 77 My God.

It's so big.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (TdMsT)

The best endorsement this blog has ever gotten.

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (Zm+LZ)

104 51 How are those cell phone margins doing?
Posted by: Methos at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (kOpft)

The comments actually look normal on my phone. Weird.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (Ez6QX)

105 THEN WHO WAS PENIS?

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (q177U)

106 You wingers don't understand how stressful it is to lie all the time.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (9Avr9)

107 Is everybody on the left a sexual pervert?

Posted by: iandeal





Yes.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (BM2fS)

108 And I will pray to a big god
As I kneel in the big church

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

109 Maybe Ace made the font bigger because all you Morons are going blind! You know why.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (sGotD)

110 Toobin was playing the courts in the simulation.

So that's what they are calling it now.

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (ZfRYq)

111 It seems like there should be a flaming...er, skull right about now for this one.

BTW, what is this now, two sex scandals at the New Yorker so far? Ryan Lizza got suspended for harassment, IIRC.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (6xA3t)

112 So...Toobin was whacking off to coup cosplay. Sounds about right.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (puu6v)


Totally plausible.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (t+qrx)

113 57
All you conservative troglodytes don't understand that I had Neil
deGrasse Tyson on the other screen because I love science sexually.


Understandable. I do the same thing myself.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (v16oJ)

114 Dre Suess style. It's about time! (Takes off hi power readers)

Posted by: JROD at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (0jZnq)

115 Masturbation should be he kind of reporting that Vice specializes in. Along with the 7 deadly sins of course.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (VF9SE)

116 I'LL BE STRETCHING MY MOUTH TO LET THOSE BIG WORDS COME RIGHT OUT

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (HaL55)

117 My God, it's full of perverts

Posted by: some guy out west at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (XpDOS)

118 >>He was hacked!

Russians!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (ZLI7S)

119 84 Am I having a stroke or did the font change?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (ZLI7S)

Phrasing...

Posted by: Bete at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (Ojki1)

120 77 My God.

It's so big.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (TdMsT)



*bzzzt*


What is something that Jeffrey Toobin will never hear.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (vMCab)

121 Insty linked the "He took it out.'' clip from "Seinfeld". LOL

Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (gLRfa)

122
so, the comments are now zoomed?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (GIeIM)

123 93
He was Whacked!

Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (byYP1)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (KnJdm)

124 And all he got was a suspension??? Sick motherfucker, they should make castration a condition of his return.

Posted by: Bill R. at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (wzzJf)

125 I've grown to like this.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (r+sAi)

126 77 My God.

It's so big.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}} You Know the way to a man's heart!

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (bCLt0)

127 Maybe Ace made the font bigger because all you Morons are going blind! You know why.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (sGotD)


Because I'm getting old

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (t+qrx)

128 ALWAYS READ THE FINE PRINT

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

129 Our Brave Firefighter media, furiously masturbating on Zoom! Beautiful and Brave!! What an inspiration!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (uAuyr)

---
Note that he wasn't fired.

What is a firing offense to these people? Seriously?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)

130 Weird thing I missed in that Vice Toobin article.

The call was an "election simulation," whatever the fuck that is.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (rysH+)


Toobin must have misread the notice and thought the Zoom call was an "erection stimulation".

Posted by: mugiwara at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (RdF5D)

131 Shit : (

(puts hi power readers back on)

Posted by: JROD at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (0jZnq)

132 Did I read that right? Jeffrey Toobin was playing the part of the SUPREME COURT while he was Whacking off???

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (Kpl3J)

133 Was going to try and catch up on the day's fake newz/real newz, but laughin' too much here.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (OTzUX)

134 It was...it was...soap...poisoning...

Posted by: Ralphie Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (4q3U3)

135 This is a banana

Posted by: CNN at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (0tE/i)

136 But he was also watching spicier material on another screen.

.........


Doubt it.

Posted by: The New Yorker staff is hot at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (26juI)

137 This is actually too big to read comfortably.

So many jokes, so little time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (cI3Q7)

138 Let us all acknowledge that we all have mastubated on work conference calls. This loser just put it on video.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (0OmEj)

139 He took it out.

And now he's out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (3aLWR)

140 16 DEEZ!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 06:05 PM (NWiLs)

I used to use the handle "diesel" on the Iron Maiden BB long ago.

"Deez" for short.

So...*ahem*

INSOM!

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (WXeUy)

141
Not all of them, but if you look at the venn diagram, that's most of them in there. Also popular, envy and pride.
Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (Zm+LZ)


Please do not forget sneering self-tighteousness.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (TdMsT)

142 I, for one, love the giant comments. It is a great day for our visually impaired morons.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (dNzKv)

143 This thread should just be called "Thread Winners" because there is no way we'll be able to pick the best of a very, very yuge number of excellently snarky comments.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (BM2fS)

144 Toobin was playing the courts in the simulation.

He must have been method acting as the judge who got busted with a penis pump while hearing cases.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (SchxB)

145 If the facts are on your side, pound the facts.

If the law is on your side, pound the law.

If neither the facts nor the law is on your side, pound your pud!

Posted by: Jeff Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (DCb/m)

146 People gotta be careful. I was on a Zoom meeting call with a bunch of family members early in the scamdemic, and one of the participants, as we were all signing out, made some disparaging remarks about me. I was sorely tempted to say into my still-live mic "I can hear you, you know." Unless you turn your mic off or the host hits "End Meeting," anyone with their speakers still on can still hear you. She thought because she turned off the video I couldn't hear her, I guess.

But I refrained. Bad manners don't need to be met with more bad manners.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (jbF6h)

147 The comment section blood vessels have a case of The Toobin.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (xXx5y)

148 104 51 How are those cell phone margins doing?
Posted by: Methos at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (kOpft)

The comments actually look normal on my phone. Weird.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (Ez6QX)



Yeah it doesn't seem to be affecting the font on my phone.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (vMCab)

149 MY PARTIES HAVE ALL THE BIG NAMES

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (HaL55)

150 What is a firing offense to these people? Seriously?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)

Saying MAGA!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (Kpl3J)

151 Its as big here as Toobin dreamed his was!

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (w2LAm)

152 Toobin has no idea of the joy he has brought to us with his one act

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (Zmnko)

153 Tumescent.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (TdMsT)

154 I saw it, and nope. Do not want one now.

Posted by: Masha Gessen at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (e8BgH)

155 Is it me, or is it growing?

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (rGVoW)

156 Obviously he is a very sick man.


As we have seen, a very large percentage of the "elites" are pedophiles and sexual deviants.


Hopefully, we will never have to see his face or hear his words, in any context.


Let the name Toobin be stricken from decent society.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (FK4yb)

157 109
Maybe Ace made the font bigger because all you Morons are going blind! You know why.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (sGotD)

Perhaps he wanted to make sure that Jeffrey Nubin could read it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (KnJdm)

158 I want Steve Inman doing a play-by-play on this video.

"He's in a hurry, the Stove Top Stuffing is waiting! He's pounding away like a soft, undersized jackhammer, trying to get something going, but it's just not happening - or least we can't see it!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

159 I can fix it by resizing, but then the comment box is really tiny tiny to type in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (cI3Q7)

160 I think Ace should have a post where he leaves the red, italics, big, and blockquote tags open. Just for funzies.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (ExV1e)

161 Please do not forget sneering self-tighteousness.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (TdMsT)

Isn't that what Toobin got caught doing?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (NWiLs)

162 But I refrained. Bad manners don't need to be met with more bad manners.

***********

You are clearly not a New Yorker.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Rolling in Ze Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel While Wearing MAGA Hats at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (8YFRI)

163 was he wacking off to other dudes?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (GIeIM)

164 It's bigger than Toobin!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (sTnpX)

165 *Jeffrey Toobin's trouser snake has left the call*

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (BM2fS)

166 I thought I had seen all of the gaffes Ace could make. Maybe he can make it bold and red, too.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (dNzKv)

167 I'm whacking it while reading this thread!

Posted by: Jack Meoff at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (ZY0ny)

168 Big

Bold

Fonts

2020

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (rGVoW)

169 My arms aren't long enough to type from the other room.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (r+sAi)

170
What is a firing offense to these people? Seriously?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

-----------

It's got to be serious. Speaking well of Trump, going to church every Sunday, raising your kids to be gentlemen and ladies. Perverted stuff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (mht8P)

171 I gotta get in on some of this big action!

Posted by: Carpe Manana at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (YOwvG)

172 I remember this from the arcade game Super Pac Man. Eat one of those special pellets and Pac Mac gets YUGE!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (ch6++)

173 Note that he wasn't fired.

What is a firing offense to these people? Seriously?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)

130 Weird thing I missed in that Vice T


Fired? Hell, he's gonna get his own HBO show.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (AiZBA)

174 Packing the court makes me horney!,1!,

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (26juI)

175 Toobin has no idea of the joy he has brought to us with his one act

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (Zmnko)

---
The pleasure was all mine.

Posted by: Toobin the Lesser at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (cfSRQ)

176 FAMILY SIZE

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

177 I was relieved to read this and learn that I am not the only one.

Posted by: bour3 at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (32huf)

178 (puts reading glasses away)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (jbF6h)

179 OWEN MEANY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (xPJvm)

180 86 STAND BACK FOR SOME DICK JOKES !!!!

You don't frighten me. I await with 'bated breath.

Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (Wm5SB)

181 Does Toobin still disgrace the little-watched airwaves of that sad collapses "news" organization, CNN? Wasn't that hit TV perch?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (OTzUX)

182 Right now, Skype must feel awfully left out.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (XpDOS)

183 is we hacked?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (GIeIM)

184 So nobody shouted into their mic, "Hey Toobin, we can see you wacking off, ya sick clown. Put that thing away!"

That's weird nobody did that.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (sG4Hj)

185 OH BOY! Another Toobin dick joke thread!

Posted by: Sphynx at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (rXie1)

186 So Jeff, as they asked me, what's the frequency?

Posted by: Dan Rather at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (sWM8x)

187 Toobin: "Oh yeah its big, just go see it over on AOS if ya don't believe me!!!"

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (w2LAm)

188 "Are you stadning on The Line, Sir?"

Posted by: DMV Photo Taker at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (rGVoW)

189 156 Obviously he is a very sick man.

Obviously he is a very average leftist!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)

190 AND I GREET THEM WITH THE WIDEST SMILE

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (HaL55)

191 Dexter Filkins was the military...

They were fantasizing about a military coup to overthrow the government of the United States, in case the courts failed them.

So of course Toobin was masturbating.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (BRkq2)

192 >>>Toobin was playing the courts in the simulation.

Playing the skin flute maybe.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (KnJdm)

193 118 >>He was hacked!

Russians!
Posted by: JackStraw



I was whacking off on a Zoom Call
The way I always do...
How was I to Know..
That Zoom was hacked too..Hey....

Posted by: Jefferey Zevon at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (uAuyr)

194 feels like mothra in here

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (GIeIM)

195 Make large fonts great again!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)

196 Wow! Ace, you are awesome! My eyes thank you. lol.

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (SWbVS)

197 is this blog comments radiated?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (GIeIM)

198 This is a Big Fucking Deal!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (FK4yb)

199 There is no evidence of pron.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (BRkq2)

200 See, if DiBlasio would open the movie theater Jeff goes to three times a day this wouldn't have happened.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (I58tH)

201 Note that he wasn't fired.

What is a firing offense to these people? Seriously?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)

Making an insufficiently left wing statement in public.

Posted by: Average Loser at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (8aO2d)

202 This is like when you check out a book from the library and find out its large print when you get it home.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (KZzsI)

203 162 You are clearly not a New Yorker.

LOL - funny part is - I am!

I have lived in CO for years, and TX before that, but NY born and raised. Must've learnt some manners when I came west.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (jbF6h)

204 Have we mentioned today that Allapundit is a douche?

If it's the former, the news section will come under heavy industry pressure to make sure whatever they have is authentic and not the product of some foreign dirty trick. Reportedly the staff at the New York Post was concerned enough about the provenance of the Hunter Biden laptop story they ran last week that the editors had to scramble to find someone willing to put their byline on it

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM (dNzKv)

205
{{{Ladyl}}} You Know the way to a man's heart!
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (bCLt0)

{{{Tubal}}}

I'm laughing like a hyena here.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (TdMsT)

206 Big news.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (yQpMk)

207 Is it in yet?

Posted by: Lena D. at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (w7KSn)

208 Is everybody on the left a sexual pervert?
Posted by: iandeal at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (UKkyh)


This is probably the least perverted thing a lefty has ever done.
If had attached a lamprey onto the unit he could have received pervert points and not been let go. He'll learn for next time.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (/Dgcm)

209 This whole thread is about Shep's ass - isn't it?

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (w2LAm)

210 So nobody shouted into their mic, "Hey Toobin, we can see you wacking off, ya sick clown. Put that thing away!"



That's weird nobody did that.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (sG4Hj)

---
They're used to it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)

211 Someone needs to tell Toobin that there are little screens you can buy that stick right on top of your computer camera, and you flip them open/closed so you can be sure no one's watching you.

Or, you know, don't tell him, because this toppling the elites from their ego pedestals is hilarious...

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (Rbfr/)

212 ...he was talking part in some kind of election simulation wargame.

But he was also watching spicier material on another screen.

**


"Dumbass..."

- Kurt Eichenwald

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (PBp5E)

213 People this news most helps:

Paul Rubens
Hunter Biden

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (KZzsI)

214 REALLY BIG SHOE

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (EYq34)

215 Toobin was playing the courts in the simulation.

..............

I was imagining Biden and Kamala packing me...hard.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (26juI)

216 After consideration, the committee has decided that it prefers posts with humorous/terrifying video involving young ladies with stupendous racks to posts about unwatched, stupid, pathetic media figures caugh in flagrante delicto digitalio.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (OTzUX)

217 202
This is like when you check out a book from the library and find out its large print when you get it home.


The fact that it's the size of a dining room table should be a giveaway.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (v16oJ)

218 TELL THEM HOW MY LIFE IS ONE BIG ADVENTURE

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (HaL55)

219 Bold move, Cotton

Posted by: Sjg at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (gDSJf)

220 OK NOW READ THE LETTERS ON THE CHART

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

221 TITS

(you guys like big tits, right?)

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (Wm5SB)

222 163 was he wacking off to other dudes?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (GIeIM)


Technically one is non binary and trans and uses they/them for pronouns.

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 06:18 PM (ZfRYq)

223
When I first heard about this I thought maybe he unlimbered it on the way to the can, to save time -- you know, a busy on-the-go professional.

But of course, Democrat...

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2020 06:18 PM (IXkVp)

224 Russians hackers (or NSA pretenders therein) have already claimed the P0rnhub bounty for revealing what vid he was watching

Posted by: Well, I made that up, but it might be true at October 19, 2020 06:18 PM (BBWrU)

225 Tell me if you can read the third line of this chart:
A
BC
NO, NOT YOU
THAT GUY
OVER THERE.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 06:18 PM (r+sAi)

226 This is like when you check out a book from the library and find out its large print when you get it home.

Next stop: Braille

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 06:18 PM (yQpMk)

227 Let ye among you who haven't flogged their log on a video call cast the first stone!

A chicken choked destroyed a bloke.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2020 06:18 PM (3aLWR)

228 'Playing the courts'.

Heh.

Posted by: aelfheld at October 19, 2020 06:18 PM (IxDhF)

229 My comments have never looked, errr, bigger?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2020 06:18 PM (3H9h1)

230 Kinda on topic: I bought this magnifier gadget that blows up words as much as 3x their size because small print books were killing my eyes. Works okay.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2020 06:18 PM (H5knJ)

231 Inverted sizing is how the women folk are told a foot and a half is equal to six inches when relative the distance from curb to tire and parallel parking.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 19, 2020 06:18 PM (VcFUs)

232 >>You are clearly not a New Yorker.

LOL - funny part is - I am!


Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:16 PM


Another fan of the Yankees!


High Five

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:18 PM (rGVoW)

233

"FULLY ERECT!" (AOSHQ, not Toolbin)

- - Screw Magazine Peter Meter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 06:18 PM (s2VJv)

234 Working stiff.

Posted by: Caliban at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (QE8X6)

235 162 But I refrained. Bad manners don't need to be met with more bad manners.

***********

You are clearly not a New Yorker.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Rolling in Ze Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel While Wearing MAGA Hats at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (8YFRI)

Heh. I read his post and thought, "what? F*ck that!"

Guess where I'm from?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (Ez6QX)

236 So swollen.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (8B6Ng)

237 He thought it was a Chinese election simulation.

Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (uEbPt)

238 It's time for the Toobie Toobin Show !!!!


Toobie Toobin, that's his name,
Chokin' his toob steak, that's his game;

He'll do it in the car, in the bank, at the mall,
He'll do it in your face on a boring Zoom call;

He'll meet the world with a totally straight face,
Meanwhile, he's whacking, cuming all over the place,

He's Toobie Toobin, Masturbatin and Groovin' !!

Posted by: Sphynx at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (rXie1)

239 yuge and luxurious! bigly!

Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (sGtp+)

240
High Five

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:18 PM (rGVoW

----------

Your hand is sticky.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (mht8P)

241 My dick is so big NASA launched a probe to find the tip back in 1977. It's still looking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (3H9h1)

242 Unanswered questions: is Toobin hung or was this doubly embarrassing? Was he just starting or finishing up? Was he on the Zoom call at his home or office? Did anyone mention to Toobin he was being watched?

C'mon, people.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (puu6v)

243 234 Working stiff.
Posted by: Caliban at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (QE8X6)

Lol!

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (bCLt0)

244 Big, luxurious fonts.

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (SWbVS)

245

Somewhere, Jeff Greenfield is laughing his ass off.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (s2VJv)

246 WHO WAS BONE!?!?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (3DZIZ)

247 The giant font is so cool!

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (qpX6U)

248 TOP OF THE WORLD, MA!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (ZLI7S)

249 AND ALWAYS THEY'RE AMAZED

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (HaL55)

250 Aww.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (yQpMk)

251 Size matters, right ladies?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (3aLWR)

252 They said he was a big shot. He also has humongous amount of snot.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (pB6Gt)

253 Aaaaand, I'm spent.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (xPJvm)

254 Back to normal. Normal sucks.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (AiZBA)

255 I'm the biggest Cannibal in the WORLD!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (Gd3Hn)

256 (.)(.)

those are huge right now

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (w2LAm)

257 I'm way more disturbed by their fantasy role play insanity than toobins prick.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (XDmUU)

258 ok..back to squinting.

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (SWbVS)

259 Shit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (Gd3Hn)

260 so small now?


this is like ants on the monitor

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (GIeIM)

261 Dang, now it's hard to read

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (Zmnko)

262 What is a firing offense to these people? Seriously?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Just stay away from Conseuala in housekeeping.

Posted by: George. Just George. at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (LWu6U)

263 The thread is turgid no longer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

264 Did I read that right? Jeffrey Toobin was playing the part of the SUPREME COURT while he was Whacking off???

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (Kpl3J)

So which of the Justices inspired him? Kagan or Sotomayor?

Posted by: Methos at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (kOpft)

265 Nobody knows, the troubles I've seen...

Posted by: NSA Bob, drinking since seeing the Toobin zoom at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (Ojki1)

266 Yeah, probably 50% of people trapped being in some dumb zoom or google online meeting are doing something else and not really paying a lot of attention to the yammering. *I* eat lunch, go through the endless email stack, work on code debugging, and sometimes I switch back to paying attention to the meeting. I always turn the camera off and usually also my mic when eating lunch, especially after how distracting it was when someone else left their camera on.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (Aashi)

267 So, Toobin was whacking off to simulated election results??

That's is one sick dude.

Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (88xKn)

268 Oh lort

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (Vxu+H)

269 Fully operational engorged Toobin. Coming at a Pr0n vid near you.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (VcFUs)

270
Cigarette?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (mht8P)

271 My wang is so cumbersome and heavy, I take it out only on very special occasions.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (qpX6U)

272 Conspiracy theory, ace screws up intentionally to increase post count.

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

273 Good for Jeffry we don't
need any more little Tobins.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (UIwVc)

274 I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

Posted by: Jefferey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (uAuyr)

275 This is a banana.

Posted by: MLCross at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (K8Z2z)

276 Feelin' small.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (rXie1)

277 255 I'm the biggest Cannibal in the WORLD!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (Gd3Hn)


"Hearts for sale!"

- - Antifa

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (s2VJv)

278 So this is how Toobin felt after it was over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (Kpl3J)

279 ...and now he's a pin dick again. Sad.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (cfSRQ)

280 And Now for Something Completely Different!!

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (bCLt0)

281 Toobin: "Aww - back to normal now - small and insignificant."

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (w2LAm)

282 Boom goes the dynamite, indeed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (ifmtJ)

283 Damn.




....



I need more crack.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (rGVoW)

284 Awwww.....

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (XxJt1)

285 I prefer the 'Grandpad' font.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (UFgOG)

286 A dumb thing for a Harvard Law magnum cum laude graduate to do.

Posted by: mrp at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (Pqytn)

287 I'm just relieved that no one saw what I had up my ass.

Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (2N7oZ)

288 I've been denied. the blog looked better, bigger.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (Gd3Hn)

289 COURT while he was Whacking off???
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (Kpl3J)

R...B...GEEEEE!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (6xA3t)

290 Was it good for you?

Posted by: Tiny Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (cfSRQ)

291 has masterbating Pete showed up?

I bet he can make a Tobin funny

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (GIeIM)

292 Where's Pete?

I mean, what would we do without experts?

Posted by: Inquiring Miklos at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (QzkSJ)

293 The thread has finished. It's now ready to roll over and take a nap.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (vMCab)

294 132 Did I read that right? Jeffrey Toobin was playing the part of the SUPREME COURT while he was Whacking off???
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (Kpl3J)

So he was just getting into his role.

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (Zm+LZ)

295 Now the comments feel ... inadequate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (yQpMk)

296 Nobody knows, the troubles I've seen...
Posted by: NSA Bob, drinking since seeing the Toobin zoom at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (Ojki1)


I laughed out loud.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (AiZBA)

297 Aww, the font is back to normal size now. There go all our jokes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (HaL55)

298 TITS

(you guys like big tits, right?)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 19, 2020 06:17 PM (Wm5SB)
......

Yes. And itty bittys, too.
tits

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

299 It's gone flaccid.

Sorry Honey.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (r+sAi)

300 Kicks dirt, i still have to zoom in to read the morons.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (0OmEj)

301 Is Toobin Finished ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (R3uW8)

302 Simulation or Stimulation?

We report, you decide.

Posted by: Moron News Service at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (KKitP)

303 He didn't know how to logout.

Oh wait. Yes he did. He absolutely did.

Posted by: Furious George at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (9vQJW)

304 Gee. An 'election simulation' by the hard Leftists of the New Yorker.


I wonder who won.


Seriously, the Left has arrived at the point where there are no legitimate opinions other than their own. How are they going to wargame a damn thing when the entire basis of their premise is 'everyone else is a Nazi?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

305

My gosh.

I need to lie back and light a cigarette.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (TdMsT)

306 An erection stimulation?
Posted by: Anaon


Supplies!!

Posted by: Chinese Raundry...another viscious stereotype at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (vcOmj)

307 Let's all watch as Jim wrestles the deadly one-eyed trouser snake.
Oh look it's spitting.
-Marlin Perkins

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (9Avr9)

308 I was in the pool!

Posted by: Current comments at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (Ojki1)

309 Is there a video or a screen shot?

I wanna see it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (Z+IKu)

310 A dumb thing for a Harvard Law magnum cum laude graduate to do.


Posted by: mrp at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (Pqytn)

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I think that's exactly what he was trying to do, if you get my meaning.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (cfSRQ)

311 After all Jeffrey, you're really only a little fellow, in a big world, after all.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (bCLt0)

312 163 was he wacking off to other dudes?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 19, 2020 06:14 PM (GIeIM)

*****

No, I was watching Skippy the Wanking Roo at the time and forgot that I was live:

youtube.com/watch?v=5PWievQRkMU

Posted by: Weiner's Wanker at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (xxG/v)

313 Levin going right after media blocking the Hunter computer information.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (OjZpE)

314 It shrank

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (R3uW8)

315 All the smart people are on the Left, they tell me. If you are on national cable news or write for a prestigious publication, you are an Important, Influential Person, they tell me.

So public masturbation fits in somehow.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (XpDOS)

316 304 Gee. An 'election simulation' by the hard Leftists of the New Yorker.


I wonder who won.


Seriously, the Left has arrived at the point where there are no legitimate opinions other than their own. How are they going to wargame a damn thing when the entire basis of their premise is 'everyone else is a Nazi?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

Well Toobin has the battle of the bulge down.

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

317
This has never happened before! Honest!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (mht8P)

318 "Hearts for sale!"



- - Antifa

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (s2VJv)

For Cannibal Valentines Day.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (Gd3Hn)

319 If George Carlin was still with us, he could do an entire HBO special on Zoom and its revelations about society. The jokes just write themselves, thank to the likes of Toobin and all of the other shocking and jaw dropping moments that have been caught on Zoom.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (ch6++)

320 Yikes! Masha Gessen looks like Rachel Maddow trying to look like Jeff Goldblum!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (JqCGI)

321 Gah - just saw my first October Bug of the year. Hate those things. I squished it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (jbF6h)

322 Maybe if I had a picture of your sister?

Posted by: Thread at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (rGVoW)

323 Off damn sock!

Uh, except it was?

Posted by: Toobin's Tube at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (xxG/v)

324 Do you guys remember middle school when the weird kid got caught with his hand down his pants or something and everyone in the school knew and everyone talked about it for a while?

Everyone in the COUNTRY is hearing about this. If Toobin weren't such a massive tool, I might be tempted to feel bad for him.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (sG4Hj)

325 Now every comment before 275 is...meaningless.

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (w2LAm)

326 This is a banana.

"Yeah, but it's got a really big dick."

- just the punchline

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (HaL55)

327 In case nobody has pointed it out, there IS a code for that:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code F98.8

Other specified behavioral disorders with onset usually occurring in childhood and adolescence Excessive masturbation; Nail-biting; Nose-picking; Thumb-sucking

Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (m45I2)

328 Driving instructor. Get out and go look.

Girl failing driving test. But my boyfriend told me that wasn't six inches!

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (VcFUs)

329 267 So, Toobin was whacking off to simulated election results??

That's is one sick dude.
Posted by: dantesed



Simulated election results is what he calls Transsexual pron.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (uAuyr)

330 Aww shucks, that was kinda fun.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (7ZQe3)

331 He was talking part in some kind of election simulation wargame.

--

You know, that is almost as bad as his onanism. This objective reporter was wargaming how to steal an election.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (L1U9a)

332 I have lived in CO for years, and TX before that, but NY born and raised. Must've learnt some manners when I came west.

*************

I must have lived i NY too long, even after leaving I still tell all the locals to fuck off, but you know, in a nice way.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Rolling in Ze Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel While Wearing MAGA Hats at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (8YFRI)

333 292
Where's Pete?



I mean, what would we do without experts?

Posted by: Inquiring Miklos at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM (QzkSJ)

Dr. Spank was here.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (KnJdm)

334 Willowed from below but I was impressed to realize that conservatism is now the counter culture. All the young kids are jumping on the bandwagon.

Kind of neat to see this happening.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (3aLWR)

335 Is Toobin Finished ?
Posted by: REDACTED

Did he light up and kick back?

Then you know.....he's finished.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (vcOmj)

336 That must be some keyboard protector Toobie has

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (R3uW8)

337 Zoom is the dumbest thing ever anyway

old school conference calls are way better unless you need to present something then Webex or Skype work ok for that

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (GIeIM)

338 I feel sorry for Toobin's kid. First he or she finds out that daddy is an a-hole slimebag who knocked up his mommy and then tried to get her to abort him/her. Then kid finds out that daddy is the kind of pathetic perv who jacks off in front of random business associates on a video call.

How embarrassing to have such a douche for a daddy.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (k4dH2)

339 I'm unfamiliar with this guy TTTT, is he married? I would normally assume he's a gay activist, but this doesn't sound like it.

Or is he a confirmed bachelor (now more confirmed than ever)?

Personally, I'd quit, cash out all my savings, sell my home and possessions and move to an island somewhere. if I had a wife and kids, scribble out a quick will and jump off a bridge.

But, not being a democrat I possess that thing called shame and a conscience.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (8B6Ng)

340 No

Posted by: Carpe Manana at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (YOwvG)

341 I was gonna ask who the F--- beats it during the work-day, but realized that this might not be the right audience for that question.

But seriously - time management people. There is a time and place for such things. He's got a job - he is not some HS kid.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (LWu6U)

342 Wait - Supreme Court...Toobin was wankin' it to ACB, wasn't he!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (jbF6h)

343 Couldn't Toobin just say he was wargaming Bill Clinton's contribution?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

344 Funny that no one mentioned it yet, but considering Zoom is chinese spyware, that means the ChiComs have Toobin's junk on record.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Rolling in Ze Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel While Wearing MAGA Hats at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (8YFRI)

345 He thought it said "stimulated erection"

Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (uEbPt)

346 Go away

Posted by: 'Batin' at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (t+qrx)

347 331
He was talking part in some kind of election simulation wargame.



--



You know, that is almost as bad as his onanism. This objective reporter was wargaming how to steal an election.



Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (L1U9a)

He suffers from electoral dysfunction.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (KnJdm)

348 Imagine a whole-thread-pasting at the previous size. It would have been epic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (yQpMk)

349 Shit... gotta' put the glasses back on.

There should be an "old fart" button here that embiggens the font to fully erect.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (3H9h1)

350 Complete the sentence: Jeffrey_________________.

A) Epstein did not kill himself
B) Toobin took it out on a Zoom call

Posted by: Guam tipper at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (FsgBK)

351 My eyes just reverted!

Posted by: Carpe Manana at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (YOwvG)

352 I guess it's true that these oh-so-elite members of the protected class just can't keep from being perverts. He should probably listen to my cousin the lawyer, who advised another cousin who had knocked up his girlfriend: "Next time, keep it in your pants, Sport."

Honestly, can't they get through one day of work without masturbating? No wonder they are all in on legalizing perversions.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (qQnCr)

353 321 Gah - just saw my first October Bug of the year. Hate those things. I squished it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (jbF6h)

Do I even want to know what that is?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (Ez6QX)

354 301 Is Toobin Finished ?
Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (R3uW

For today. and yet he Vows to Rise Again!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (Kpl3J)

355 Toobie limps off

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (R3uW8)

356 I used to think that people in positions of power and those at impressive schools were smarter, better somehow. That congressmen and judges were better educated, that they understood more of life and knew more than me.

Now I know that they got the same crap education I did but were better connected, richer, or had better fortune in life. Almost none of them stand out as particularly bright or impressive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (KZzsI)

357 A dumb thing for a Harvard Law magnum cum laude graduate to do.
Posted by: mrp at October 19, 2020 06:21 PM


It's not the Harvard that counts, IYKWIMAITYD, eh?

Posted by: Peter North at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (KKitP)

358 So what? you can't exercise your free speech on Zoom? the hell?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (Gd3Hn)

359 Kid: Hey Mom, I'm going toobin down at the river.
Mom: No you're not young man, go to your room, you are grounded!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (r+sAi)

360 FreeRepublic reports that NFL commentators Joe Buck and Troy Aikman were caught on a hot mike disparaging a military flyover before a game. Aikman stated, "that won't happen under a Biden/Harris presidency."

What a couple of absolute douche rockets. Aikman clearly is a borderline tard after getting concussed numerous times. Joe Buck was just a born chode.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (1+Jvs)

361 I don't know whether is horrifying or hilarious to think of people like Jane Mayer seeing this.

Posted by: Caliban at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (QE8X6)

362 >> 116 I'LL BE STRETCHING MY MOUTH TO LET THOSE
>> BIG WORDS COME RIGHT OUT

I'm on my way, I'm making it.
I've got to make it show (Yeah!)
...so much larger than life.
I'm going to watch it growing.

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (uWF4x)

363 >> I feel sorry for Toobin's kid.



Don't make me pull this car over and cum back there!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (rGVoW)

364 I just want to know-- what the fuck are they "wargaming" here?

They really, really, really do think they have a huge, massive ... brains, throbbing with millions of thoughts, aching to bust forth all over everyone.

That's gotta be the worst Dungeons and Dragons game ever.

Dungeonmaster: The Donald has refused to concede the election. Democrats, what do you do?
Democrats: We choose to roll for "file a lawsuit"

Dungeonmaster: You have rolled a Clinton judge, but he's in a red state.
Dungeonmaster: Judge, the suit had been filed, what do you do?
Toobin: Unnngh, unnngh, oooooh, lick me there, bitch

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (aO8Gd)

365 Just heard that ElectionSimulatorHub.Com has asked Zoom to preserve the whole session, so we can all watch it at our leisure. Rumored Spoiler: Gretchen's 86/45 plan got MI to flip, and Toobin's courts went wild for her.

Posted by: Nope, too bad, I already registered that domain name at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (BBWrU)

366 Dang, now it's hard to read

SPEAK UP PLEASE. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (HaL55)

367 So what? you can't exercise your free speech on Zoom? the hell?


The terrorists have won!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 06:26 PM (yQpMk)

368 In case nobody has pointed it out, there IS a code for that:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code F98.8

Other specified behavioral disorders with onset usually occurring in childhood and adolescence Excessive masturbation; Nail-biting; Nose-picking; Thumb-sucking
Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (m45I2)


So, what you're saying is: Jeffery Toobin is a thumb sucking, nail biting, nose picking masturbater.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 19, 2020 06:26 PM (AiZBA)

369 350
Complete the sentence: Jeffrey_________________.



A) Epstein did not kill himself

B) Toobin took it out on a Zoom call

Posted by: Guam tipper at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (FsgBK)

C) Toobin beat it like it owed him money.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 06:26 PM (KnJdm)

370 There should be an "old fart" button here that embiggens the font to fully erect.

Most browsers will let you zoom in. Control+mouse scroll wheel usually works.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:26 PM (KZzsI)

371 and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts.
---
G'way! Deliberatin'!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:26 PM (Eicbe)

372 For today. and yet he Vows to Rise Again!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (Kpl3J)

Zombie Toobin is best Toobin

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 06:26 PM (w2LAm)

373 Well, if Masha Gessen doesn't make you immediately masturbate, I don't know what to tell you.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

374 344 Funny that no one mentioned it yet, but considering Zoom is chinese spyware, that means the ChiComs have Toobin's junk on record.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Rolling in Ze Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel While Wearing MAGA Hats at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (8YFRI)

We are not allowed to use zoom at the office for this very reason (NOT his junk, but the Chicoms), but apparently it's the way they do "distance learning" for the school district.

Homeschool, FTW.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2020 06:26 PM (qQnCr)

375 Spank the Monkeh!

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at October 19, 2020 06:26 PM (ldmQR)

376 Lordy, if I were married to him, it's call my lawyer time.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 06:26 PM (a0IVu)

377 Jeff Toobin -- Master Baker.

https://is.gd/NMkfLv

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (OeBYn)

378 My guess Toobin isn't gone for long, he is a bigger name so just has to lay low awhile.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (OjZpE)

379 Do we know how this got out? Was it really cosplay about election gaming?
Hmmm. . . .I wonder if this was a shot across the bow. We see you.

Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (AwPyG)

380 I think that's exactly what he was trying to do, if you get my meaning.
============================
I do believe I do

Posted by: magna mrp at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (Pqytn)

381 I don't know whether is horrifying or hilarious to think of people like Jane Mayer seeing this.
Posted by: Caliban at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (QE8X6)

--------------

I'm picturing Jen "Shrew Face" Rubin being a part of the call.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (WEBkv)

382 Election simulation NOT erection stimulation, Jeff!!!

Posted by: a New Yorker editor at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (an7Mv)

383 Wait - Supreme Court...Toobin was wankin' it to ACB, wasn't he!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (jbF6h)

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RBG. He was wearing her frilly collar.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (cfSRQ)

384 That's gotta be the worst Dungeons and Dragons game ever.

I'm still laughing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (KZzsI)

385 Was he wearing a mask?

Was "it" wearing a mask?

Or, did he use a sock?

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (8B6Ng)

386 Toobin's favorite song

Cum on Online

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (2DOZq)

387 The Republicans won the simulation!

Posted by: Several Furiously Masturbating Howler Monkeys at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (9vQJW)

388 "No safety or surprise, the end." Toobin is such a tool.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (4NtsG)

389 So, what you're saying is: Jeffery Toobin is a thumb sucking, nail biting, nose picking masturbater.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 19, 2020 06:26 PM (AiZBA)


I do hope he keeps those straight. Seems like missing one behavior in search of the other one might cause.....damage.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (qQnCr)

390 So he was in a 2nd Zoom call with some bint, dilling the pickle. I'd admire how brazen that is if he wasn't such a stupid fuck.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (8Hnl0)

391 Gah - just saw my first October Bug of the year. Hate those things. I squished it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (jbF6h)



Do I even want to know what that is?


It was orange and smelt of pumpkin spice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (HaL55)

392 But seriously - time management people. There is a time and place for such things. He's got a job - he is not some HS kid.

Maybe it's because I had a nut chopped off due to the cancers, or maybe because I'm in my 40s, but I just don't get being that anxious to whack off.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (sG4Hj)

393
I'm picturing Jen "Shrew Face" Rubin being a part of the call.



Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

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I wish!

Posted by: Lonely Jen Rubin at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (cfSRQ)

394
Lordy, if I were married to him, it's call my lawyer time.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 06:26 PM (a0IVu)

-------------

There's another hard drive that needs to be checked.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2020 06:28 PM (mht8P)

395 Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coaching in Omaha in 2020 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masterbator, Jeffrey Toobin, you know couldn't control himself. Why he'd get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't...you know....e, e, e, e, et

Posted by: McGrath, GM Charlsestown Chiefs at October 19, 2020 06:28 PM (gmo/4)

396 >>> Another fan of the Yankees! High Five
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:18 PM (rGVoW)

Dude, after this news no one is touching your hands ever again. Even post covid, no one will dare.

I read at the NY Daily News about that woman he harrassed, and FOLLOWED HOME to hit on her and she kept refusing him. These "feminist" men are the reason leftist women hate men, and I can't say I blame them.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2020 06:28 PM (Rbfr/)

397 He did it for the team.
Hoping to take Hunter off the front page.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2020 06:28 PM (UIwVc)

398 >> 345 He thought it said "stimulated erection"

LOL.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 19, 2020 06:28 PM (uWF4x)

399 We use Zoom for working from home, and I have to say, it's pretty damn convenient. We used to use Skype but after trying Zoom, it was pretty unanimous to switch to Zoom.

You can chat, screenshare (this is a super nice feature) or call each other through your laptop without tying up your work phone (we use Magic Jacks through base units, you don't get multiple lines like in a real office.) It really helps maintain the "office" feeling for us.

We all keep our cameras covered and do "meet without video" except for the rare occasion when the big boss is in the meeting, as he likes to see us now and then.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:28 PM (jbF6h)

400 I just don't get being that anxious to whack off.

I was never THAT anxious, even as a youngster. Maybe I'm low T or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:28 PM (KZzsI)

401 Jeffrey Toobin order from Amazon:

C++ for Dummies
The Complete CSS Guide
Constructing Sound Code
Stroking Python

Posted by: Sphynx at October 19, 2020 06:28 PM (rXie1)

402 397 He did it for the team.
Hoping to take Hunter off the front page.

The front page of what?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:28 PM (Zmnko)

403 Funny that no one mentioned it yet, but considering Zoom is chinese spyware, that means the ChiComs have Toobin's junk on record.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Rolling in Ze Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel While Wearing MAGA Hats at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (8YFRI)


I guess as a positive, somebody thinks his junk is big.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 19, 2020 06:28 PM (8B6Ng)

404 373 - lmfao

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 19, 2020 06:28 PM (mPGID)

405 Toobin says despite the controversy he plans on sticking it out at CNN.

Posted by: Guam tipper at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (FsgBK)

406 Join the dims and you'll have a license to fuck any mammal any time.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (pB6Gt)

407 No, I was watching Skippy the Wanking Roo at the time and forgot that I was live:

youtube.com/watch?v=5PWievQRkMU
Posted by: Weiner's Wanker at October 19, 2020 06:22 PM (xxG/v)

this video made me laugh myself silly, it shouldn't have. but it did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)

408 Lordy, if I were married to him, it's call my lawyer time.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 06:26 PM (a0IVu)

Screwing someone else and having a kid wasn't reason enough?

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (2DOZq)

409 My guess Toobin isn't gone for long, he is a bigger name so just has to lay low awhile.


Jimmy Kimmel went away until everyone forgot his blackface routine. No more talk about cancelling him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (oVJmc)

410 Somebody needs to do o a version of the Leroy Jenkins thing with JEFFFFFFFREYYYY TOOBIN!

Posted by: Citizen at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (ldmQR)

411 Ace, King, Queen, Ten, two.
Just a jackoff from a straight flush.
Could have been a nice hand.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (r+sAi)

412 If his pee pee had a name, do you think would it be Toobin's tube? Or maybe lil'toobin?

Posted by: Nonapod at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (YUn9J)

413 These leftists always include the military in their election simulations.

That should tell you all you need to know.

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (ZfRYq)

414 Toobin was just ordering a sausage sandwich with a squirt of mayo.

Posted by: An Observation at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (S8lX2)

415 Simulation says Orange Man loses? Hold on, I gotta do something!!

Posted by: Amy Coby Bryant at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (ufJfM)

416 My guess Toobin isn't gone for long, he is a bigger name so just has to lay low awhile.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 06:27 PM (OjZpE)

========================
At least four hours.

Posted by: magna mrp at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (Pqytn)

417 I'm simulated Toobin' right now!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (qlFIA)

418 Technical note: System requirements for Zoom software do not include a bottle of Jergens.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 19, 2020 06:30 PM (XpDOS)

419 What exactly is the purpose of these silly "election simulations"?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 06:30 PM (cnTJD)

420 Batin' with Biden.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:30 PM (KnJdm)

421 Toobin was playing the courts in the simulation.

Well, that explains the fuzzy balls......

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 19, 2020 06:30 PM (3tPHY)

422 HAHAHA Welcome to the club Jeffrey

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at October 19, 2020 06:30 PM (qlFIA)

423 Phoebe Cates is way cool with the VHS format going away

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 19, 2020 06:30 PM (GIeIM)

424 Are we all looking at the same Pole?

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:30 PM (rGVoW)

425 Toobin says despite the controversy he plans on sticking it out at CNN.


It will be hard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 06:30 PM (OusE0)

426 405 Toobin says despite the controversy he plans on sticking it out at CNN.


Stiff upper lip, Jeff.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

427 419 What exactly is the purpose of these silly "election simulations"?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 06:30 PM (cnTJD)

Re-assurance.

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 06:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

428 It just seems like every single person in power and media is insanely oversexed, like its the central purpose and theme of their lives. Rape buttons, spanking it on a zoom call, or into a potted plant, screaming about abortion, good lord how shallow and meaningless your life must be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

429 NeverTrumpers are unAmerican scum, 377,464 in a series:

@MaxBoot 1h

The covid crisis reveals that China, for all its sins, has rational leaders, while America, for all its virtues, does not.

If the virus were a human enemy, Trump would have run up the white flag while China would be accepting its unconditional surrender.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 06:31 PM (rysH+)

430 Martini Farmer. If you're on your computer.
Control button and scroll wheel. Enbiggens or reduces the size of the page.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 19, 2020 06:31 PM (PgmdM)

431 >>>I read at the NY Daily News about that woman he harrassed, and FOLLOWED HOME to hit on her and she kept refusing him. These "feminist" men are the reason leftist women hate men, and I can't say I blame them.
Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2020 06:28 PM (Rbfr/)


So Consuela said, 'no, huey'.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2020 06:31 PM (UIwVc)

432 An election simulation game sounds like the lamest MMO ever. No wonder Toobin decided to start multitasking.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 19, 2020 06:31 PM (ch6++)

433 Just saw a Jaime Harrison video sucking up to Hillary, who is grinning like she just ripped off a bunch of Haitiann orphans.

Looks like Miss Lindsay is finally fighting back?

Posted by: Tiny Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:31 PM (L9P9s)

434 360 FreeRepublic reports that NFL commentators Joe Buck and Troy Aikman were caught on a hot mike disparaging a military flyover before a game. Aikman stated, "that won't happen under a Biden/Harris presidency."

What a couple of absolute douche rockets. Aikman clearly is a borderline tard after getting concussed numerous times. Joe Buck was just a born chode.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (1+Jvs)


Jack Buck must be rolling in his grave. That's one rotten apple that isn't even in the same zip code as the tree.

And Aikman can fuck right off to fuck off mountain. They ALWAYS have him on the Green Bay games, and he hates Green Bay, and it's clear. Maybe they should shift him to hosting the debates. At least then he would have an excuse to be a retard.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2020 06:31 PM (qQnCr)

435 He deserves this.

Posted by: Attila hangs out with the wrong crowd at October 19, 2020 06:31 PM (w7KSn)

436 408 Lordy, if I were married to him, it's call my lawyer time.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 06:26 PM (a0IVu)

Screwing someone else and having a kid wasn't reason enough?
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (2DOZq)

Wow..I had no idea he was such a sleazy fella in his personal life.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 06:31 PM (a0IVu)

437 Was Toobin in San Diego by any chance?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 06:31 PM (r+sAi)

438 Toobin has proved beyond any doubt that he is a master debater.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)

439 My penis was playing Joe Biden. I had to spank it to wake it up.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:32 PM (CyB2R)

440 I remember hearing about an old time movie projectionist who got fired because he kept clipping out the "good parts" of movies and keeping them for his private collection. The films would just be edited so nude scenes etc weren't in them.

Can't really do that with the new SSD system they use to deliver films these days. But you can copy them off...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:32 PM (KZzsI)

441 >> Toobin says despite the controversy he plans on sticking it out at CNN.
...
Regarding the incident, Toobin tweeted that "I shall fight; I cannot let my career be wiped out in a single stroke."

Posted by: some guy out west at October 19, 2020 06:32 PM (XpDOS)

442 423 Phoebe Cates is way cool with the VHS format going away

I'll always have my Blu-Ray copy.

I'm moving in stereo....

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:33 PM (jbF6h)

443 399 . . . (we use Magic Jacks through base units, you don't get multiple lines like in a real office.) It really helps maintain the "office" feeling for us.

Posted by: Guy Smiley
____________

Yup, I use my Magic Jack through my base unit too. You're right, it really helps maintain the office feeling.

Posted by: Jeffrey Tubin' at October 19, 2020 06:33 PM (9vQJW)

444 so he was cuffing his carrot?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 19, 2020 06:33 PM (iTXRQ)

445 I don't know. I think the New Yorker is ripping off a Ziggy with this one:
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/
1318286367806377990

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2020 06:33 PM (an7Mv)

446 Re-assurance.
Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 06:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

well, I mean, it's beyond silly.

I'm sure whoever is "playing" Trump plays the role of an insane person, while whoever is "playing" Biden is a mature statesman.

But like, there is literally no purpose to it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 06:33 PM (cnTJD)

447 I was hacked by deepfake Russian assets of Trump.

Posted by: Jeff Toobsteak at October 19, 2020 06:33 PM (ldmQR)

448 426 405 Toobin says despite the controversy he plans on sticking it out at CNN.


Stiff upper lip, Jeff.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

Sweetie, that wasn't his lip.

And it probably wasn't all that stiff, truth be told.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2020 06:33 PM (qQnCr)

449 What exactly is the purpose of these silly "election simulations"?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

To make big stupid lies seen kinda believable.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 06:33 PM (pB6Gt)

450 I get Joe Buck and Ed Buck confused. Which one is the degenerate sleazebag and which one just has the kink for drugging male prostitutes?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 06:33 PM (sTnpX)

451
Proof life isn't fair: Doc Emrick is retiring while Joe Buck drones on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (mht8P)

452 Dungeonmaster: The Donald has refused to concede the election. Democrats, what do you do?
Democrats: We choose to roll for "file a lawsuit"

Dungeonmaster: You have rolled a Clinton judge, but he's in a red state.
Dungeonmaster: Judge, the suit had been filed, what do you do?
Toobin: Unnngh, unnngh, oooooh, lick me there, bitch
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (aO8Gd)

ROFL oh gawd I have laughed more today than I have laughed in a long long time!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (Kpl3J)

453 Toobin says despite the controversy he plans on sticking it out at CNN.
Posted by: Guam tipper at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (FsgBK)

Underrated

Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (uEbPt)

454 That does sound like a pretty dull RPG. I cast magic missile on the electoral college!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (8Hnl0)

455 YouToobin

Posted by: An Observation at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (S8lX2)

456 Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (1+Jvs)

Is it possible he meant that Biden /Harris aren't patriotic ?

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (2DOZq)

457 447 I was hacked by deepfake Russian assets of Trump.
Posted by: Jeff Toobsteak at October 19, 2020 06:33 PM (ldmQR)

Trust me, dude you do NOT want Russia sucking your dong.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (qQnCr)

458 Max Boot has made a career out of being hysterically wrong and stupid on everything. How you do that, I have no idea. But he found a way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (KZzsI)

459 The investigation into this will be hilarious.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (v2c9/)

460 It just seems like every single person in power and media is insanely oversexed, like its the central purpose and theme of their lives. Rape buttons, spanking it on a zoom call, or into a potted plant, screaming about abortion, good lord how shallow and meaningless your life must be.

Seriously. These people need Jesus.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (sG4Hj)

461 Do these people, besides Toobin, have nothing better to do than simulate elections? What is the purpose, are they practicing lines in a play or something? I guess news people don't know how to react to breaking news.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (r+sAi)

462 NeverTrumpers are unAmerican scum, 377,464 in a series:





Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 06:31 PM (rysH+)

---
Max can't get it up unless a bunch of our GIs are getting killed somewhere useless.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (cfSRQ)

463 wow

LA County has a larger population than 41 states?

dat true?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (GIeIM)

464 Indexing off the "29" joke, this assclown is in his third decade of being 29.

WTF?

Does he have some magical DNA that condemns him to be beholden to biological impulses, or is he taking medication that makes it imperative for him to suddenly rub one out?

As somebody more than just a little behind him in age who has few complaints about the span of when I was "in my prime," WTF?

I honestly believe this piece of shit either did this on purpose out of some need to show his colleagues that "there's nothing worn under there, it's all in perfect working order," or he's mainlining ED drugs that make him a middle-school horndog.

WTF would any man want to go back to his middle-school horndog days? Didn't it suck bad enough the first time you had to carry a stack of books in a way to hide your erection on your way to your next class?

Fucking degenerate.

Posted by: fktheleft at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (lvXKd)

465 The truly perverse thing here is that ll these hardcore liberals think they can simulate conservative or judicial thought. lol.

Posted by: red speck at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (gS3OW)

466 So James O'Keefe just twatted in 1 hour they're dropping a video of google election interference.

Hate to say it James, but they already stole your thunder.

https://tinyurl.com/y3bw6oo4

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (8B6Ng)

467 Shock the monkey! Right Jeffrey?

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at October 19, 2020 06:35 PM (gmo/4)

468 I, for one, am alarmed that you people are not cool with public whacking off.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2020 06:35 PM (XTyi0)

469 Jordan Peterson just posted a video saying he's back to normal life again after his terrible health ordeals of the last year.

He's going to work on another Biblical Series like the one on Genesis he did in 2017, this time either focusing on Exodus, or perhaps Proverbs.

I'm glad to see him back. He went through an absolute nightmare.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 06:35 PM (BM2fS)

470 Funny that no one mentioned it yet, but considering Zoom is chinese spyware, that means the ChiComs have Toobin's junk on record.
Posted by: Two Weeks

What's all this I hear about presidential erections?

Posted by: Zombie Emily Latella at October 19, 2020 06:35 PM (Rvt88)

471 Was Toobin in San Diego by any chance?

ISWYDT.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:35 PM (sG4Hj)

472 459 The investigation into this will be hilarious.


It will be a small investigation

Posted by: Guam tipper at October 19, 2020 06:35 PM (FsgBK)

473 459 The investigation into this will be hilarious.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (v2c9/)

Everybody sitting around a conference table--"Let's go to the videotape!"

Posted by: Caliban at October 19, 2020 06:35 PM (QE8X6)

474 So the guy playing "the courts" in an election simulation was wracking off? How very symbolic.

Posted by: tsj017 at October 19, 2020 06:36 PM (QCipf)

475 I get Joe Buck and Ed Buck confused. Which one is the degenerate sleazebag and which one just has the kink for drugging male prostitutes?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 06:33 PM (sTnpX)

Ed Buck > Joe Buck

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2020 06:36 PM (Z+IKu)

476 Don't understand all this Right-Wing Schadenfreude.
We all know that if there were any Republicans in MSM, they would be just as badly behaved as the Dems are.

Posted by: It's a "both sides" thing at October 19, 2020 06:36 PM (BBWrU)

477 411
Ace, King, Queen, Ten, two.
Just a jackoff from a straight flush.
Could have been a nice hand.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 06:29 PM (r+sAi)


But aren't deuces wild?

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 06:36 PM (XxJt1)

478 So there are still military flyovers at NFL games?? WTF??

Major fail. WTF??

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2020 06:36 PM (OTzUX)

479 449 What exactly is the purpose of these silly "election simulations"?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

**

Here's a hint: A journalist was jacking off.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 06:36 PM (PBp5E)

480 He waz loobin the toobin.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at October 19, 2020 06:36 PM (EgshT)

481 I cast Blinding Spurt

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin, Level 8 Weinermancer at October 19, 2020 06:36 PM (sTnpX)

482
Just noticed this on overnight thread (Sunday). Sign at women's march from Instapundit
TRUMP IS AN UNSTABLE PENIS

he sure don't have to spank it like Tubin/ haha

Posted by: Glenn John at October 19, 2020 06:37 PM (LilNs)

483 What's all this talk I'm hearing about simulated erections? It seems to me that you either have an erection or you don't. How are you going to simulate an erection...she's going to figure it out sooner rather than...what's that, Cheddar? Simulated *elections*?

Ohhhh. That's very different. Never mind!

Posted by: Emily Litella at October 19, 2020 06:37 PM (jbF6h)

484 I think the Democrats have pretty much Shot Their Wad. All that's left now is the crying, and recriminations.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 06:37 PM (bCLt0)

485 Priest in Wales leads the way:

@FrDavidPalmer 9:48 AM Oct 19, 2020

Wales has decided to close the Churches again. I will be arrested before I deny the sacraments to the people of God again. And I repent for having backed down before. Eternal life comes before this life... or our faith means nothing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 06:37 PM (rysH+)

486 Toobin... displeases me.

Posted by: Slaanesh at October 19, 2020 06:37 PM (ykYG2)

487
@MaxBoot 1h

The covid crisis reveals that China, for all its sins, has rational leaders, while America, for all its virtues, does not.

If the virus were a human enemy, Trump would have run up the white flag while China would be accepting its unconditional surrender.



What's Boot thinking, here? That Trump should have been more authoritarian, shutting everyone down and locking them in their homes? I suspect not.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

488 Because I just really like the song - "Jerk It Out" https://tinyurl.com/nehkouy

Posted by: I Have Questions at October 19, 2020 06:37 PM (+v+zN)

489 I was hacked by deepfake Russian assets of Trump.

Deepfake is getting pretty scary. Did you guys see the Deepfake of Arnold and Sly as Step Brothers?

Really. Look at this and tell me we're not deeply boned in the near future.

https://youtu.be/uXwmSFjlVc0?t=4

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:37 PM (sG4Hj)

490 476
Don't understand all this Right-Wing Schadenfreude.

We all know that if there were any Republicans in MSM, they would be just as badly behaved as the Dems are.

Posted by: It's a "both sides" thing at October 19, 2020 06:36 PM (BBWrU)

Shut it, Toobin.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 06:38 PM (KnJdm)

491 Fire that pervert.

Posted by: Chris W at October 19, 2020 06:38 PM (ENWT/)

492 LA County has a larger population than 41 states?

dat true?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (GIeIM)


I can believe it. Which is why Los Angeles should be it's own state.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin, Level 8 Weinermancer at October 19, 2020 06:38 PM (sTnpX)

493 Delicious Tacos is a great man. His lines have gotten me laid. You should buy his books. They are great. Also, he went off private? Strange times.

Posted by: dj3way at October 19, 2020 06:38 PM (bhPL1)

494 What's Boot thinking, here?

Trump bad. That's it. That's the extent of his "thinking".

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:38 PM (sG4Hj)

495 The Left really are Idiocracy.

Toobin could really go for a Starbucks.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 19, 2020 06:38 PM (2DOZq)

496



I understand it was a pic of Helen Thomas fyi

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at October 19, 2020 06:38 PM (lg/F7)

497 476 Don't understand all this Right-Wing Schadenfreude.
We all know that if there were any Republicans in MSM, they would be just as badly behaved as the Dems are.
Posted by: It's a "both sides" thing at October 19, 2020 06:36 PM (BBWrU)

Honorable men like Jonah Goldberg? Bill Kristol? David French? Perish the thought!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:39 PM (Kpl3J)

498 I will be arrested before I deny the sacraments to the people of God again. And I repent for having backed down before. Eternal life comes before this life... or our faith means nothing.

Well, better late than never. John Macarthur is in the same boat. Been battling with California's tyrants for months now to keep his church open.

Even if this WAS the worst disease ever, churches need to be open even more then than ever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:39 PM (KZzsI)

499 The investigation into this will be hilarious.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel


***********


You mean the probe, don't you?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2020 06:39 PM (m45I2)

500 460 It just seems like every single person in power and media is insanely oversexed, like its the central purpose and theme of their lives. Rape buttons, spanking it on a zoom call, or into a potted plant, screaming about abortion, good lord how shallow and meaningless your life must be.

Seriously. These people need Jesus.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM (sG4Hj)


They need Jesus to whack them upside the head with a 2 x 4. Stat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2020 06:39 PM (qQnCr)

501 >>> I was impressed to realize that conservatism is now the counter culture. All the young kids are jumping on the bandwagon. Kind of neat to see this happening.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2020 06:23 PM (3aLWR)

It is! Ramones would be proud.

Vid of cute young college gal voting for Trump.

https://twitter.com/CharriseLane/status/1317993895893094401

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2020 06:39 PM (Rbfr/)

502 Zoom meetings are a pain though, and they really do eat into your jerk time. But you gotta make sure that cam ain't on, Jeffy - rookie move.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 19, 2020 06:39 PM (8Hnl0)

503
I will be arrested before I deny the sacraments to the people of God again. And I repent for having backed down before. Eternal life comes before this life... or our faith means nothing.

-------------

Every bishop should be saying this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2020 06:39 PM (mht8P)

504 I think the Democrats have pretty much Shot Their Wad. All that's left now is the crying, and recriminations.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 06:37 PM (bCLt0)

---
David French will shortly write "The conservative case for onanism during conference calls."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:39 PM (cfSRQ)

505 469 Jordan Peterson just posted a video saying he's back to normal life again after his terrible health ordeals of the last year.

He's going to work on another Biblical Series like the one on Genesis he did in 2017, this time either focusing on Exodus, or perhaps Proverbs.

I'm glad to see him back. He went through an absolute nightmare.
Posted by: Sharkman

good for him. he called all of this.

Posted by: CNN at October 19, 2020 06:39 PM (0tE/i)

506 C'mon now...I'm running low on brain bleach!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 06:39 PM (5FCda)

507 Richard Hell & The Voidoids: "Love Comes in Spurts"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyxk3pj4

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:39 PM (jbF6h)

508 he sure don't have to spank it like Tubin/ haha

"Go 'way. Toobin."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:40 PM (HaL55)

509 Not surprised Toobin thought this was supposed to be a circle jerk.

Posted by: Walter sobchak at October 19, 2020 06:40 PM (aldSv)

510 489 I was hacked by deepfake Russian assets of Trump.

Deepfake is getting pretty scary. Did you guys see the Deepfake of Arnold and Sly as Step Brothers?

Really. Look at this and tell me we're not deeply boned in the near future.

https://youtu.be/uXwmSFjlVc0?t=4
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:37 PM (sG4Hj)

Oh! Brave new world that has such Men in them!

Also that was hilarious

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 19, 2020 06:40 PM (ifmtJ)

511 I'm reminded of Professor Tosspot, at the end of a drunken review of the live action "Beauty and the Beast". "And now, I'm going to have a pork noodle, and a wank. I'm... I'm a classy drunk."

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 19, 2020 06:40 PM (F9m5/)

512 494 What's Boot thinking, here?

Trump bad. That's it. That's the extent of his "thinking".
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:38 PM (sG4Hj)

he's thinking "I thought Covid was supposed to be the October surprise? It's not working! IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:40 PM (Kpl3J)

513 498 I will be arrested before I deny the sacraments to the people of God again. And I repent for having backed down before. Eternal life comes before this life... or our faith means nothing.

Well, better late than never. John Macarthur is in the same boat. Been battling with California's tyrants for months now to keep his church open.

Even if this WAS the worst disease ever, churches need to be open even more then than ever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:39 PM (KZzsI)


When this all started, the American Bishops all cowered and closed down. The Polish Bishops doubled the number of Masses said and held huge eucharistic processions all over the country. Now, which set of Bishops actually believe in Him, and which do not?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2020 06:40 PM (qQnCr)

514 Toobin is a guy that CNN has hired to tell the imbecile people that PDT is immoral if he doesn't step down.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 06:41 PM (BRkq2)

515 They need Jesus to whack them upside the head with a 2 x 4. Stat.

*cough*tireiron*cough*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:41 PM (HaL55)

516 Can't wait to see Trump say something about Toobin and CNN.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 06:41 PM (r+sAi)

517 Made another small batch of chile with my home grown hot peppers, no carrots permitted.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 06:41 PM (OjZpE)

518 Dirty Tacos is right.

I was jacking of to Jelani Cobb.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:41 PM (26juI)

519 Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 06:37 PM (rysH+)

Good for that priest. I'm obviously not RC, but we have a song in our hymnal, "Stand up, Stand up for Jesus!" That priest sounds like he will be doing just that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 06:41 PM (WkPC9)

520 Jacking *off* to Jelani Cobb.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:41 PM (26juI)

521 Does anyone know why Jeffrey Toobin keeps wanting me to join some Zoom conference?

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro Wearing A Bikini at October 19, 2020 06:41 PM (9vQJW)

522 I was impressed to realize that conservatism is now the counter culture

I've been shouting this for fifteen years. The left IS the establishment. Which would shock your parents more, you coming home with a crimson mohawk and a pierced nose, or you coming home dressed modestly with a Bible in your hand? Which would cause more of a stir at school or upset your teachers more?

Its obvious where the rebels are today. We ARE the resistance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:42 PM (KZzsI)

523 509 Not surprised Toobin thought this was supposed to be a circle jerk.
Posted by: Walter sobchak at October 19, 2020 06:40 PM (aldSv)

kudos

Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 06:42 PM (BRkq2)

524 This will send a chill down your spine.

There is almost certainly a recording of that ZOOM Meeting.

It will almost certainly be leaked.

Posted by: FishingWithFredo at October 19, 2020 06:42 PM (KSVfo)

525 481 I cast Blinding Spurt
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin, Level 8 Weinermancer at October 19, 2020 06:36 PM (sTnpX)

*****

DungeonMaster: Be sure to have the somatic component at hand!

Posted by: Toobin's Tube at October 19, 2020 06:42 PM (xxG/v)

526 Do these people, besides Toobin, have nothing better to do than simulate elections?
........

They should all masturbate more.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

527
We are getting very nervous.

Posted by: The sheep at October 19, 2020 06:42 PM (sy5kK)

528 Toobin showing off his banana slicer in 2013.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3tn33lm

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:43 PM (sG4Hj)

529 >>> 460 It just seems like every single person in power and media is insanely oversexed, like its the central purpose and theme of their lives. Rape buttons, spanking it on a zoom call, or into a potted plant, screaming about abortion, good lord how shallow and meaningless your life must be.

Everything they Karen scold 60's Manhattan office culture to be, like on Mad Men, they are doing in real life. Are we surprised?

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2020 06:43 PM (Rbfr/)

530 Did Kurt Eichenwald have something to do with this?

Posted by: Mercenary13 at October 19, 2020 06:43 PM (cgMoM)

531 Bill Kristol says this is the civility that America needs.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 06:43 PM (BRkq2)

532
There is almost certainly a recording of that ZOOM Meeting.


**

Free Willy

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 06:43 PM (PBp5E)

533 Now, which set of Bishops actually believe in Him, and which do not?

Exactly. Who is demonstrating their trust in God more? Who is showing more compassion and love for their parishioners?

This is a time when Christians should stand out and stand up, be salt and light in the culture instead of going along.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:43 PM (KZzsI)

534 I think the Democrats have pretty much Shot Their Wad.


That was Toobin's conclusion from the simulation.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

535 Trust me, dude you do NOT want Russia sucking your dong.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM


True. It causes a massive trade imbalance.

Posted by: Vietnam at October 19, 2020 06:44 PM (KKitP)

536 I was impressed to realize that conservatism is now the counter culture

My newly red-pilled, newly Trump-voting Cali relatives have been saying this to me. I'm all, yes, I know, I've been saying this for YEARS.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:44 PM (jbF6h)

537 Of all the things I did not need to know, I did not need to know this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 19, 2020 06:44 PM (GbPPJ)

538 There is almost certainly a recording of that ZOOM Meeting.

It will almost certainly be leaked.
Posted by: FishingWithFredo at October 19, 2020 06:42 PM (KSVfo)

And I say - there has already been more than enough Leakage for One Day, Sir! Good day, Sir! GOOD DAY!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:44 PM (Kpl3J)

539 Toobin was watching Divinyls on another feed

https://youtu.be/wv-34w8kGPM

Posted by: BluesFish at October 19, 2020 06:45 PM (WQZ1O)

540 Toobin showing off his banana slicer in 2013.


Oh, MY.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

541
and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts






Is that what the smahrt cool kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2020 06:45 PM (EGyGV)

542 Toobin fell on his penis to save Hunter and Joe, fucking hero.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 19, 2020 06:45 PM (4NtsG)

543 Peter Strzok is now a professor at GU?

Posted by: jsg at October 19, 2020 06:45 PM (kZ8fN)

544 ace, are you going to link the South Park 'Jackin' it in San Diego' video? It's still up on YouTube.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 19, 2020 06:45 PM (uWF4x)

545 Trump taking the stage in Tucson

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 06:45 PM (dNzKv)

546 Wargaming the erection.I don't think he was looking at some hag on the Zoom call or on the adjoining monitor. I think this shit just really gets these people off.

Posted by: AMartel at October 19, 2020 06:45 PM (WWgnZ)

547 and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts



Is that what the smahrt cool kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2020 06:45 PM (EGyGV)

---
Banging the gavel.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (cfSRQ)

548
The investigation into this will be hilarious.


It will be a small investigation
Posted by: Guam tipper at October 19, 2020 06:35 PM (FsgBK)







Short, too.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (EGyGV)

549 Strozk/ Toobin 2024!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (dNzKv)

550 530 Did Kurt Eichenwald have something to do with this?
Posted by: Mercenary13 at October 19, 2020 06:43 PM (cgMoM)

No, but his pet octopus did!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (Kpl3J)

551 My parish is still Mass by appointment only, limited to 50 people, with contact tracing. No singing, masks required and social distancing.

nope.

I'm sad to say, I hope the shepherds rot in hell for abandoning their flock.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (W2Pud)

552 Presumably one of you geniuses have already decided the new AoSHQ word for self-pleasure is "Tubin'" or "Toobin," depending on how you want to spell it. Pronunciation is the same.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (hku12)

553 Dude! No yankey the wankey!
- Long Duk Dong

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (gmo/4)

554 Trump taking the stage in Tucson
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 06:45 PM (dNzKv)

Good exposure for McSally (no pun intended).

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (5FCda)

555 Clarence Carter had a hit song called "Strokin.'" Still relevant today!

Posted by: Baldy at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (OLCH5)

556 I have a zoom call in 15 minutes and I am drunk off my ass - gotta get some some packing tape and tamp this mofo down.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (4NtsG)

557 Theme Song: Here Come The Mummies-- Pants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1CruiWshH8

Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (aKqzO)

558 This is a time when Christians should stand out and stand up, be salt and light in the culture instead of going along.

I'm all out of any tolerance I once had. And acceptance is right out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (HaL55)

559 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (Zmnko)

560 I do suspect that a feeling of power is erotic to some people, and they have a hard time containing themselves. And a lot of them have gotten away with so much for so long they lose any sense of self control or propriety.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:47 PM (KZzsI)

561 439 My penis was playing Joe Biden. I had to spank it to wake it up.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:32 PM (CyB2R)...

......

Oh gawd

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:47 PM (26juI)

562 Maybe Toobin/ Strzok 2024 is better.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 06:47 PM (dNzKv)

563 548
The investigation into this will be hilarious.


It will be a small investigation
Posted by: Guam tipper at October 19, 2020 06:35 PM (FsgBK)


Short, too.



But, the situation's fluid.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2020 06:47 PM (dWwl8)

564 As in, sorry I haven't been all over the comments section today, I've been too busy toobin'.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 06:47 PM (hku12)

565 Presumably one of you geniuses have already decided
the new AoSHQ word for self-pleasure is "Tubin'" or "Toobin," depending
on how you want to spell it. Pronunciation is the same.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (hku12)

Totally tubular Toobin.
Valley Girls

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2020 06:47 PM (gmo/4)

566 Lots of sexually deviant lefties. It's almost like a prerequisite.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 06:47 PM (jUVms)

567 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election


Trump up +20 nationwide

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 06:47 PM (dNzKv)

568 Clarence Carter. After "Stroking" came "Patches". just sayin.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 19, 2020 06:47 PM (4NtsG)

569
Toobin's Defense, thus far:

1. It never happened.
2. Even if it did happen, so what?
3. Bob Packwood.
4. Russian Bots.
5. "Christmas is a pagan holiday."
6. Trump called immigrants rapists and drug dealers.
7. OVER TWO-HUNDRED THOUSAND DEAD!!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 19, 2020 06:48 PM (tfl8w)

570 Peter Strzok is now a professor at GU?


The Deep State protect their own.

He'll stay there until AOC names him Attorney General.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 06:48 PM (oVJmc)

571 Levin saying Trump is running against the Democrats and the media. Sundowner wins the media wins.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 06:48 PM (OjZpE)

572

8. Twitter Debunked It.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 19, 2020 06:48 PM (tfl8w)

573
Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (Zmnko)






CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2020 06:48 PM (EGyGV)

574 I watched just now that often replayed montage when Trump won in 2016, of all the predictions, the laughter, the taunting...ABC had Hillary up 12 points a week before the election...12 points! Chuck Todd was smirking about Trump huge losses in Ohio, Florida, NC...

You realize why they lie to themselves again and again...its just so painful to look like the buffoons they are, to be disgraced on the public stage, with the egos they carry....so, they double down. And that is why you see the hooting over a big Biden win that will never materialize, they need it, they have to have it...if only to show they weren't the imbecilic buffoons they showed themselves to be in 2016...but its coming again. And this ought to finish these pundits and commentators once and for all.

But ego is everlasting - so no, they'll be with us like every other VD disease - for fucking ever.

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 06:48 PM (w2LAm)

575 "Lots of sexually deviant lefties"

I know, right! Preverts. The lot of them.

Posted by: ace's morons at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (SWbVS)

576 559 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (Zmnko)

No, I'm sorry but we will NOT be doin' a Toobin' over that!

but we will smile.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (Kpl3J)

577 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (Zmnko)

Ha! Is that a threat or a promise?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (5FCda)

578 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (Zmnko)
.........

Bonus.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

579 My guess is that he had Cuties on in another tab. He's not a tentacle perv, like Kurt.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (7X3UV)

580 I love the Young Turks election day video, watch it over and over

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (Xih1H)

581 two sources saw Toobin pleasuring himself during an election simulation call featuring Jelani Cobb, Jane Mayer and other New Yorker big names.

Look up the photos of Jelani (?) Cobb and Jane Mayer.

Toobin is one sick puppy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (mlxZk)

582 Considering how much Zoom is being used, it's surprising we don't have more of this.


All those college students. Nothing says stick it to the establishment like a white guy yanking it during the mandatory 'diversity and tolerance Zoom class.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (v2c9/)

583 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (Zmnko)


I was gonna joke about this, but really, she's smart enough to know that's not going to help Biden, for her to say this now.

I'm dead serious. So why say it.

I can think of one reason. Just the one.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (hku12)

584 eeeeeeewwwwwww!

Chinese Zoom Intel

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (gmo/4)

585 575 "Lots of sexually deviant lefties"

I know, right! Preverts. The lot of them.
Posted by: ace's morons at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (SWbVS)

We should know!

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (Zm+LZ)

586 Sundowner wins the media wins.

The media, polling companies, a lot of folks have just gone all in holding a 7 and a 9, hoping the river gives them a full house. They bet it all on this election and have demolished everything they meant and were about before. Either they win, or they're in serious trouble as businesses.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (KZzsI)

587 My newly red-pilled, newly Trump-voting Cali relatives have been saying this to me. I'm all, yes, I know, I've been saying this for YEARS.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:44 PM (jbF6h)


The mainstream culture are the hippies telling young men that they should be ashamed of who they are, that they should get themselves deep in debt to get a college degree, that they should spend their days working a cubicle job before going home to an apartment full of fast food, to play video games and watch pornography, or occasionally delve into the sewer that is the hookup culture.

The counterculture is now the alt-right telling young men that they should improve themselves mentally and physically, abandon the poisons of junk food and porn, find meaning in their lives through religion, and settle down with a nice girl and start a family.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 06:50 PM (sTnpX)

588 Any other self-pleasurin' greatrest hits? Cyndi Lauper's "She Bop" joins The Divinyls for the distaff set.

The original Fleetwood Mac's "Rattlesnake Shake" is a classic wankin' song.

Contrary to popular belief. "Turning Japanese" is not.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:50 PM (jbF6h)

589 Lots of sexually deviant lefties......
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 06:47

No morals in your life will do that

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 06:50 PM (OjZpE)

590 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (Zmnko)


To show TRUE remorse, nothing beats seppuku.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 06:50 PM (mlxZk)

591 I am over 60 but will Toobin to Pelosi as needed. Always willing to take one for the team.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 19, 2020 06:50 PM (4NtsG)

592
The Ginsburg family just released a statement saying Ruth Bader Ginsburg will resign if President Trump wins again.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 19, 2020 06:50 PM (tfl8w)

593 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election
==========================
Is this true? Because the only Dem that truly rivals Hillary as an object of scorn and loathing in this great nation is Crazy Nancy.

Posted by: mrp at October 19, 2020 06:50 PM (Pqytn)

594 Russian disinformation!

Posted by: 29Victor at October 19, 2020 06:50 PM (9zD5x)

595 So Toobin was watching Brokeback Mountain the same time as he was on a conference call?

Wow, add in the dolphin flogging and he is one multi tasking son of a gun.

Posted by: Drider at October 19, 2020 06:50 PM (R/UH9)

596 Clarence Carter. After "Stroking" came "Patches". just sayin.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 19, 2020 06:47 PM (4NtsG)

At the dark end of the street
That's where we always meet
Hiding in shadows where we don't belong
Living in darkness to hide our wrong.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2020 06:50 PM (Z+IKu)

597 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election


Nobody believes this lying bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 06:50 PM (oVJmc)

598 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election

FINISH HER!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:51 PM (jbF6h)

599 I can think of one reason. Just the one.

She expects Republicans to win the house if Trump wins.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:51 PM (KZzsI)

600 The counterculture is now the alt-right telling young men that they should improve themselves mentally and physically, abandon the poisons of junk food and porn, find meaning in their lives through religion, and settle down with a nice girl and start a family.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 06:50 PM (sTnpX)

WORKING OUT IS WHITE SUPREMACY

Me, having built a weightroom in my house: Just call me Forrest, then.

Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 06:51 PM (aKqzO)

601 I was gonna joke about this, but really, she's smart enough to know that's not going to help Biden, for her to say this now.

I'm dead serious. So why say it.

I can think of one reason. Just the one.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (hku12)

What is it?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 06:51 PM (5FCda)

602 Contrary to popular belief. "Turning Japanese" is not.

That's a toker song isn't it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:52 PM (KZzsI)

603 Just building his status as a typical Democrat frontrunner for President in 2024 !

Posted by: builder at October 19, 2020 06:52 PM (eSorI)

604 580 I love the Young Turks election day video, watch it over and over
Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (Xih1H)

A real classic.

Someone did a super cut thats like 20 mins long if you dont have time to watch all 3 hours or whatever.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 06:52 PM (cnTJD)

605 Does Nancy specify what she will resign from? Because she'll pretend she meant from the Columbia Record Club when it comes right down to it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

606
Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election

------------

She'll just say Trump stole the election through underhanded means and that he really didn't win

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2020 06:52 PM (mht8P)

607 Pelosi has moved into the Bargaining stage of grief, I see....

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 06:52 PM (PBp5E)

608 And my daughter was embarrassed when her 2 year old daughter was seen dragging the cat across the floor by one ear during a Zoom call.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 19, 2020 06:53 PM (RR1vH)

609 "Grid View to select the"

So he wasn't just jacking it.
He had a wankflow.

Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2020 06:53 PM (FhXTo)

610 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election

Resign as Speaker, or resign from Congress?

If Trump wins the election she'll almost certainly get the push out the door as Speaker. "New blood, etc. etc."

She's also ~80, so this might be a good time to drop back into punt formation on the entire political career.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 06:53 PM (mlxZk)

611 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2020 06:50 PM (Z+IKu)

Best cheatin' song ever. So many great versions, but I think my all-time favorite was James Carr's. That's the deepest Soputhern Soul ever laid on wax.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:53 PM (jbF6h)

612 Jizzlane's testimony won't be kept secret.

https://t.co/9tF3PYkIj6

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:53 PM (sG4Hj)

613 Look up the photos of Jelani (?) Cobb and Jane Mayer.

Toobin is one sick puppy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (mlxZk)


Safe to say he wasn't tubin' to either of them.

I'm going to assume there was something else on screen #2.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 06:53 PM (hku12)

614 >> The Ginsburg family just released a statement saying Ruth Bader Ginsburg will resign if President Trump wins again.

Stacey Abrams has declared she will resign her governorship as well.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 19, 2020 06:53 PM (XpDOS)

615 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election

Oh pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease let the Golden Scalp Weasel win next month. With sugar on top.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:53 PM (HaL55)

616 I did that.

Posted by: Phoebe Cates at October 19, 2020 06:53 PM (kZ8fN)

617 The media, polling companies, a lot of folks have just gone all in holding a 7 and a 9, hoping the river gives them a full house. They bet it all on this election and have demolished everything they meant and were about before. Either they win, or they're in serious trouble as businesses.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (KZzsI)

I was thinking about this just today - the last 2 years, and especially the last 6 months, the Left has been pumping hundreds of millions of dollars into the media, in the form of advertising buys.

After November 3rd, all of that ad money gets turned off like a light bulb - and they don't have anything lined up to replace it. They desperately need a Government bailout to keep on going; without it, they're finished.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:54 PM (Kpl3J)

618 Notice how they don't even let their NeverTrump pets play their games with them?

Rick, Max, David, Jonah-- you all rate less to then than a Russian trannie.

LOL, suck it

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 19, 2020 06:54 PM (aO8Gd)

619 I'm disappointed Masturbatin' Pete hasn't commented about this yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 19, 2020 06:54 PM (6XLoz)

620 And for those that know the hymn, "Stand up, Stand Up for Jesus!"-we sang it on Sunday at church-but don't know the story behind it, it's an interesting one:

https://tinyurl.com/y2x2wxgk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 06:54 PM (WkPC9)

621 And my daughter was embarrassed when her 2 year old daughter was seen dragging the cat across the floor by one ear during a Zoom call.

I do not understand why animals put up with that from little kids. They just tolerate the worst things from children, things they'd turn into a ball of teeth and claws if you did.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:54 PM (KZzsI)

622 544 ace, are you going to link the South Park 'Jackin' it in San Diego' video? It's still up on YouTube.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 19, 2020 06:45 PM (uWF4x)
---
Needed: Jeffrey Toobin comments on the YouTube page.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 06:54 PM (BRkq2)

623 Great Lee Smith column from yesterday over at Tablet Mag on the Lyin' Biden and Silicon Valley's censorship of the story:

https://tinyurl.com/Lee-Smith-on-Biden-Story

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 06:54 PM (BM2fS)

624 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (Zmnko)

To show TRUE remorse, nothing beats seppuku.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 06:50 PM (mlxZk)
........

Plus it would restore honor for her and her family.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

625 The stimulation was so stupid and boring. So he took matters and black lives.into his own hand

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 06:55 PM (pB6Gt)

626 Me, having built a weightroom in my house: Just call me Forrest, then.

That nice man who played Idi Amin's a NAZI?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:55 PM (sG4Hj)

627 When there is breaking news, I always know Ace has got it covered...unlike Toobin.


Toobin's Tallywacker is circulating in places.


Ew. Who would want to see that???

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging supermodel, requests daily freak outs by Dims , at October 19, 2020 06:55 PM (SK2xO)

628 Safe to say he wasn't tubin' to either of them.

I'm going to assume there was something else on screen #2.

Posted by: BurtTC




*Jeffrey Toobin has opened a new Zoom window*

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 06:55 PM (BM2fS)

629 >> I'm disappointed Masturbatin' Pete hasn't commented about this yet.

He will rise to the occasion

Posted by: some guy out west at October 19, 2020 06:55 PM (XpDOS)

630
I think Toobin will be okay.

He was jackin' it to a picture of RBG.


Everyone understands that.


Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2020 06:55 PM (dWwl8)

631
Let's not lose sight of the fact these Fake Media Propagandists are constantly playing "election wargames."

In other words: They're Gaming Out How To Steal The Election. Or...they're perfecting their plan.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 19, 2020 06:55 PM (tfl8w)

632 They told me to make it as raw as possible!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:55 PM (QE8X6)

633 The stimulation was so stupid and boring. So he took matters and black lives.into his own hand

"That's how you get hand babies. Do you want hand babies?"
--Mullah Achmed Muhammed al'Muhammad

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:55 PM (KZzsI)

634 I think she means it... She must be exhausted, PDT has wore her out. She is spent.

Posted by: FJ900 at October 19, 2020 06:56 PM (nzKWW)

635 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election

Well, you're not going to be Speaker anyway...so....

I'm feeling better about things right now than I have in months.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2020 06:56 PM (XrCyE)

636 Plus it would restore honor for her and her family.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:54 PM (v0R5T)
---
She saved enough face.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 06:56 PM (Eicbe)

637 I'm disappointed Masturbatin' Pete hasn't commented about this yet.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 19, 2020 06:54 PM (6XLoz)
.........

Hey, wait a minute. Has anyone ever seen Pete and Toobin in the same room together?

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

638 LOL

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2020 06:56 PM (HwiWi)

639 They bet it all on this election and have demolished everything they meant and were about before. Either they win, or they're in serious trouble as businesses.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (KZzsI)

Fortunately for Trump, wishcasting by the media isn't a GOTV operation. None exists for the Dems - you're starting to see that show up in the early vote that we were told would be 40M plus and 80% dems - now at 26M and approx. 57% dems - oopsie.

I think unless Trump just turns off 10% of his voters in the next two weeks, its over for Punchy. You're already seeing signs they know it over at the DNC, thus the desire, suddenly! for Pelosi to close a deal with Trump on Covid funding to rescue Dem house seats...too little too late - not going to work. Worse Speaker ever...

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 06:56 PM (w2LAm)

640 This is why you don't mix business and pleasure.

It's so obvious, I'm the umpteenth person to say this.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2020 06:57 PM (KAi1n)

641 Levin just said 50cent endorsed Trump. Just Lmao right now

Posted by: spypeach at October 19, 2020 06:57 PM (Up/Jb)

642 >> Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election



Get on the Cart, Nancy.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 06:57 PM (rGVoW)

643 Never would have guessed that J Toobing was a moron, just not one in good standing based on new evidence just revealed.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at October 19, 2020 06:57 PM (2C38g)

644 The dick that went around the World.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 06:57 PM (pB6Gt)

645 I was gonna joke about this, but really, she's smart enough to know that's not going to help Biden, for her to say this now.

I'm dead serious. So why say it.

I can think of one reason. Just the one.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 06:49 PM (hku12)

What is it?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 06:51 PM (5FCda)


She's just speaking her reality. She's saying the words, giving life and meaning to them, because she's seen the future, and this is it.

It's like if you had a job you want to keep, but the hours are bad, the pay isn't great, and your boss isn't going to make any of it better.

So you say to your co-workers, "I'm going to quit if this doesn't get better."

You're just saying it out loud, because you know this is where you're heading, and it helps to be able to mentally prepare yourself for the inevitable.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)

646 And for those that know the hymn, "Stand up, Stand Up for Jesus!"-we sang it on Sunday at church-but don't know the story behind it, it's an interesting one:

Here's the hymn for those like me who don't know this one.
https://youtu.be/r11Gmdq__-8

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:57 PM (sG4Hj)

647 Quick, someone ask Joe Lockhart if we can take Toobin's ummm "word" to the bank.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (XrCyE)

648 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (Zmnko)


yeah, well all those hollywood assholes said they would leave the country if bush won.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (W2Pud)

649 I could have lived my life happy without reading this update. But I will laugh about it because gouging out my frontal lobe with a spork is a no-go.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (Z7Jj3)

650 Let's not lose sight of the fact these Fake Media Propagandists are constantly playing "election wargames."



In other words: They're Gaming Out How To Steal The Election. Or...they're perfecting their plan.



Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 19, 2020 06:55 PM (tfl8w)

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It sounds more like they are doing wishcasting, which is why Toobin got so absorbed in the moment.

"And then...the vote goes to the House...oh yeah...keep talking... this is so hot..."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (cfSRQ)

651 429 NeverTrumpers are unAmerican scum, 377,464 in a series:

@MaxBoot 1h

The covid crisis reveals that China, for all its sins, has rational leaders, while America, for all its virtues, does not.

If the virus were a human enemy, Trump would have run up the white flag while China would be accepting its unconditional surrender.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 06:31 PM (rysH+)



Someone ask him to say #FreeHongKong.


Then since you'll be blocked someone else ask him how much money he is currently getting from the ChiComs.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (vMCab)

652 Best cheatin' song ever. So many great versions, but I think my all-time favorite was James Carr's. That's the deepest Soputhern Soul ever laid on wax.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:53 PM (jbF6h)

Give Jimmy Barnes a listen.

He's the best.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (Z+IKu)

653 "Stimulus"? "package"?

I like the sound of those two words together.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (Eicbe)

654 .50 Cent has just endorsed Trump for Pres.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (BM2fS)

655 He was whacking off to a video of Obama speeches.

Duh

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (Y274z)

656 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election <<<<<<<
If this isn't a national Trump commercial first thing in the morning, I will be the great disappoint.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (r+sAi)

657

I like churches who sing Touchdown Jesus.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (tfl8w)

658 >> Levin just said 50cent endorsed Trump. Just Lmao right now


Hopefully this won't result in another East Coast v West Coast Rapper War.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (rGVoW)

659 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (Zmnko)
........

Must be pictures of her on Hunter's hard drive.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

660 What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Posted by: Zen Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (Eicbe)

661 My bosses told me "Sit at home in your living room, eating noodles, and capture what comes across your computer screen. You'll see everything."

And now I'll forever be known as Toobin's Wang, dammit!

Posted by: Wang, the Chinese Intel guy with the FBI's database passwords at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (xxG/v)

662 631
Let's not lose sight of the fact these Fake Media Propagandists are constantly playing "election wargames."

In other words: They're Gaming Out How To Steal The Election. Or...they're perfecting their plan.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 19, 2020 06:55 PM (tfl8w)

As far as the media types go, this probably mostly about sounding smart on election night. They'll show the paths to victory and try to sound like they know what'll happen.

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 06:59 PM (Zm+LZ)

663 >>50 Cent has just endorsed Trump for Pres.


Looking forward to the first time a pasty while liberal calls him a House N-Word.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 06:59 PM (rGVoW)

664 660 What is the sound of one hand clfapping?
Posted by: Zen Jeffrey Toobin


FTFY

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 06:59 PM (HEEq1)

665 618 Notice how they don't even let their NeverTrump pets play their games with them?

Rick, Max, David, Jonah-- you all rate less to then than a Russian trannie.

LOL, suck it
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 19, 2020 06:54 PM (aO8Gd)
---

iirc, Bill "we need to eliminate the white working class" Kristol got to play PDT in one of their circle jerks.

But he does count himself a Russian and is clearly a wannabe tranny.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 06:59 PM (BRkq2)

666 She's just speaking her reality. She's saying the words, giving life and meaning to them, because she's seen the future, and this is it.

It's like if you had a job you want to keep, but the hours are bad, the pay isn't great, and your boss isn't going to make any of it better.

So you say to your co-workers, "I'm going to quit if this doesn't get better."

You're just saying it out loud, because you know this is where you're heading, and it helps to be able to mentally prepare yourself for the inevitable.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)

Makes sense. Thanks!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 06:59 PM (5FCda)

667 Levin just said 50cent endorsed Trump.

That's worth more than 200 dumbass generals and admirals.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2020 06:59 PM (XrCyE)

668
What Fucking Idiot would believe China's data on the chinese flu??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM (tfl8w)

669 Get on the Cart, Nancy.

Nancy trying to hop anywhere.
https://youtu.be/xiBrmVMYrIE?t=19

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM (sG4Hj)

670 Nancy saying she'll quit should be worth 3 more percentage points.

Posted by: Phoebe Cates at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM (kZ8fN)

671 Jay, that was one of the funniest political comments I've ever read, especially dropping into punt formation.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM (KAi1n)

672 Who was Toobin whackin the Willy to? What woman on his call??

Imagine how SHE must feel realizing he was perving on her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM (3aLWR)

673 From the Spectator:

(Toobin) graduated magna cum laude in both his undergraduate degree and J.D. at Harvard, where he was classmates with Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan.

I'm guessing he wasn't thinking of her.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM (6XLoz)

674
I think what Max Boot knows about what's going on in China with COVID could be written on the back of a postage stamp with room to spare.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM (mht8P)

675 "I'll make this prediction right now: If for any reason the election is stolen from, or in some sort of way Joe Biden is declared the winner, Trump will announce he's going to run for re-election in 2024," said Bannon.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM (dNzKv)

676 The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin

Just until he finishes.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM (4EIFd)

677 Nanzi said she wouldn't run again if they elected her just once more
I'm positive of this.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM (OjZpE)

678 654 .50 Cent has just endorsed Trump for Pres.

Posted by: Sharkman


I'll be happy when 50 per[/]-Cent (of voters) endorse Trump for President.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM (HEEq1)

679 I like churches who sing Touchdown Jesus.

https://youtu.be/rSCfjBmNpew

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM (KZzsI)

680 Sigh. Unitalic.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 07:01 PM (HEEq1)

681 Election simulation or just Stardock's Politics game?

Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2020 07:01 PM (FhXTo)

682
Must be pictures of her on Hunter's hard drive.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

------------

*runs to bathroom with hand over mouth*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2020 07:01 PM (mht8P)

683 What Fucking Idiot would believe China's data on the chinese flu??

Those last four words?

I believe the adjective is "superfluous."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2020 07:01 PM (XrCyE)

684 What Fucking Idiot would believe China's data on the chinese flu??

One with a lot of Yuan in his bank account

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

685 Better late than never, I guess:

@realDailyWire 3h

@BenShapiro: I did not vote for @realDonaldTrump in 2016.

I am voting for Donald Trump in 2020.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 07:01 PM (rysH+)

686 Another smokin Trump supporter in zombie's nic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2020 07:02 PM (3aLWR)

687 673 From the Spectator: (Toobin) graduated magna cum laude in both his undergraduate degree and J.D. at Harvard, where he was classmates with Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM (6XLoz)

Means "comes with great praise."

Posted by: Caliban at October 19, 2020 07:02 PM (QE8X6)

688 If Nanxi chooses honorable seppuku, torabora will gladly serve as her second.

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2020 07:02 PM (Y274z)

689 673 From the Spectator:

(Toobin) graduated magna cum laude in both his undergraduate degree and J.D. at Harvard
Posted by: Ian S.


Didn't they mean magna cumshot laude?

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 07:02 PM (HEEq1)

690 I think it was the Arizona Gov and McSally who got off Air Force One with Trump.

Nice way to travel

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 19, 2020 07:02 PM (5p7BC)

691 I had to drive a bit this afternoon, on a short errand. Thought to myself, okay I can listen to Hannity (who was interviewing Newt) or I can see how Little Ben is doing.

Little Ben will never get it. He was yammering on about Trump's faults or tone or IDK, after 10 seconds I button punched him away.

Posted by: Boots at October 19, 2020 07:02 PM (oGBso)

692 I think she means it... She must be exhausted, PDT has wore her out. She is spent.
Posted by: FJ900 at October 19, 2020 06:56 PM (nzKWW)


Yep, and she's been here once before. Someone with her ego, you have to vacate the Speaker's office, you have to go sit in the aisle with the plebes.. and jeez, must she be VERY tired of her own caucus.

I think even more than Trump, she's done with having to work with the likes of Schiff and the young harpies. And Swallowwell, and Nadless, and so on and so forth.

She's an old lady, why put up with this if you don't have to, and there's nothing left for you except this inevitable end.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 07:02 PM (hku12)

693 Must be pictures of her on Hunter's hard drive.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

There ain't enough crack in the world, buddy.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 19, 2020 07:02 PM (aKqzO)

694 I'm so late to this thread, I'll just assume all the good lines have been taken.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2020 07:02 PM (rBtIz)

695 Want to bet the "wargame scenario" here was, "Biden wins the vote, but Trump refuses to concede?"

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 07:02 PM (sG4Hj)

696 What's Maddow saying about the Biden Crime Family? She surprisingly made nice with Trump when he was in the hospital.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2020 07:02 PM (KAi1n)

697 50 Cent has just endorsed Trump for Pres.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (BM2fS)

Plandome Manor Long Island home owner - conservative place - you don't buy here unless you're a Trump guy - period.

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 07:02 PM (w2LAm)

698 OK squeaky Ben has a funny take on Toobin

Ben Shapiro@benshapiro
Good news for Jim Acosta: we've finally found a CNN anchor who loves himself more than Jim Acosta does

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (KZzsI)

699 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election

Quit helping them!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (SwCv8)

700 @BenShapiro: I did not vote for @realDonaldTrump in 2016.

I am voting for Donald Trump in 2020.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 07:01 PM (rysH+)
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Probably most of these guys could equally say "And now I'm listening to the vast majority of my listeners/viewers, and voting Trump."

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (Eicbe)

701 700

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (oAY8z)

702 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 06:46 PM (Zmnko)

........



Must be pictures of her on Hunter's hard drive.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

==========================
He vass my BOYFRIEND!

Posted by: Frau B. at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (Pqytn)

703
@realDailyWire 3h

@BenShapiro: I did not vote for @realDonaldTrump in 2016.

I am voting for Donald Trump in 2020.




Say it, Ben-- "I WAS WRONG."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

704 Polishing the German helmet

Posted by: Phoebe Cates at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (kZ8fN)

705 Pelosi is basically done either way. If Biden wins Kamala will push for far left rising stars to take over. If Trump wins the knives will come out for everyone.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (sTnpX)

706 I hate spunk!

Posted by: Lou Grant to Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (Eicbe)

707 675 "I'll make this prediction right now: If for any reason the election is stolen from, or in some sort of way Joe Biden is declared the winner, Trump will announce he's going to run for re-election in 2024," said Bannon.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM (dNzKv)



They'll arrest him.


Honestly if Trump loses I full expect them to try and come up with some excuse to remove one or all of his SCOTUS picks first, and then pack the court. And if he has to pardon Flynn they will come up with a way to invalidate it and send him to prison.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (vMCab)

708 If Nanxi chooses honorable seppuku, torabora will gladly serve as her second.

Posted by: torabora





Don't get distracted and wait too long after she makes the second cut . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 07:04 PM (BM2fS)

709 bonhomme @ 646- I'd say Stand Up, Stand Up For Jesus in the same category as Onward Christian Soldiers. Church Militant.

Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2020 07:04 PM (XhWtx)

710 Right: let us out so we can feed our families

Left: keep us in so we can pretend to work while self pleasuring

Posted by: Piratepatch at October 19, 2020 07:04 PM (2Xrky)

711
I do not understand why animals put up with that from little kids. They just tolerate the worst things from children, things they'd turn into a ball of teeth and claws if you did.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:54 PM (KZzsI)

Not every animal to be sure. But babies and tolerant animals seem to find each other. They do have another cat that runs and hides when little "Elmira" enters the room.

But, yes I saw one son fall out of a tree and land on our kitty who was napping underneath the tree, back in the day, the cat ran off without retaliation of any kind. I'm pretty sure I would have clawed him if he'd fallen on ME in my sleep.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 19, 2020 07:04 PM (RR1vH)

712 700 @BenShapiro: I did not vote for @realDonaldTrump in 2016.

I am voting for Donald Trump in 2020.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 07:01 PM (rysH+)
---
Probably most of these guys could equally say "And now I'm listening to the vast majority of my listeners/viewers, and voting Trump."
Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (Eicbe)



Oh so he's made a binary decision.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2020 07:04 PM (vMCab)

713 706 I hate spunk!
Posted by: Lou Grant to Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (Eicbe)


"Get in line."

- - Lewinsky's Martinizers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 07:04 PM (s2VJv)

714 @BenShapiro: I did not vote for @realDonaldTrump in 2016.

I am voting for Donald Trump in 2020.


Trump finally won the nervous energy scold with terrible political instincts vote!

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 07:04 PM (sG4Hj)

715 From the Spectator:

(Toobin) graduated magna cum laude in both his undergraduate degree and J.D. at Harvard
Posted by: Ian S.
------
Didn't they mean magna cumshot laude?
Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 07:02 PM (HEEq1)


Tell me there's a pron title out there, Magma Cum Loudly.

There has to be. Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 07:04 PM (hku12)

716 Friggin in the rigging
friggin in the rigging
Brian Stelter is a Potato!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2020 07:04 PM (K2DO1)

717 Say it, Ben-- "I WAS WRONG."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

"I wanna be relevant."

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 07:04 PM (w2LAm)

718 Click zombie's nic.

Safe for work....this time.

(Unless you work for leftards)

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2020 07:05 PM (Y274z)

719 I think I need to prepare for Nanzy resigning as well as the massive wins coming for President Trump 2020!!!


I may not be sober for days!


I cannot wait to see the faces of the loser media, Kristol, etc. Epic!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging supermodel, requests daily freak outs by Dims , at October 19, 2020 07:05 PM (SK2xO)

720 When I make bisquets I have a ice cream scooper to go into the bowl and realease the bisquet dough onto the bakery pan.

These unbaked bisquets look like Chris Stiewalt's face on the Fox panel. Seriously, he needs a sun lamp and a gym membership.

Posted by: Redenzo at October 19, 2020 07:05 PM (E7vND)

721 Say it, Ben-- "I WAS WRONG."

I'll say it.

I thought Trump would be horrible as president, I saw him as a Bill Clinton, a NY Democrat, moderate left at best.

I was wrong.

And I'm glad to be wrong about this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

722 686 Another smokin Trump supporter in zombie's nic.
-----
Damn. I'll be in my bunk. Toobing.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 19, 2020 07:05 PM (WQZ1O)

723 The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin

Just until he finishes.
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM

I see no way that could go wrong.

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at October 19, 2020 07:05 PM (rBtIz)

724 "Toobin" is the perfect name for what he did. It's like kismet.

"Matt Lauer caught Toobin at his intern"

Posted by: 29Victor at October 19, 2020 07:05 PM (9zD5x)

725 He vass my BOYFRIEND!

Posted by: Frau B.




"Blucher!!!"

*horse whinnies in the distance*

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 07:05 PM (BM2fS)

726 689 673 From the Spectator:

(Toobin) graduated magna cum laude in both his undergraduate degree and J.D. at Harvard
Posted by: Ian S.

Didn't they mean magna cumshot laude?
Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 07:02 PM (HEEq1)


If he cummed any louder it would have zoomed the internet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (s2VJv)

727 Say it, Ben-- "I WAS WRONG."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

"I wanna be relevant."

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 07:04 PM (w2LAm)

"I waited until now because the preference cascade is about to become a mighty river."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (XrCyE)

728 South Park-- Seaman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYkq037wPoE

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (aKqzO)

729 Levin just said 50cent endorsed Trump. Just Lmao right now
Posted by: spypeach at October 19, 2020 06:57 PM (Up/Jb)
......

Surprised he didn't endorse Roque De La Fuente.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

730 Tell me there's a pron title out there, Magma Cum Loudly.

Sure, ok, there is. It stars that guy, and the other guy and that chick with the boob job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (KZzsI)

731 Say it, Ben-- "THE NEVERTRUMP GRIFT WAS RUNNING DRY"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (dNzKv)

732 Nancy probably reminisces over the Republican party of the mid-late 70's, such gracious gentlemen while losing. She probably has fantasies about being Speaker of the House while Carter was President. And her colleagues in the House weren't men of such caliber as Nadler and Schiff, either.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (KAi1n)

733 I thought Trump would be horrible as president, I saw him as a Bill Clinton, a NY Democrat, moderate left at best.

I was wrong.

And I'm glad to be wrong about this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 07:05 PM (KZzsI)


I voted for him expecting a liberal NE Republican. I won't begrudge anyone who didn't trust him in 2016 and couldn't pull the lever. However, I think if you're a conservative you have to be honest that he isn't the disaster to conservatism that they make him out to be.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (sTnpX)

734 >>> 667 Levin just said 50cent endorsed Trump.

That's worth more than 200 dumbass generals and admirals.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2020 06:59 PM (XrCyE)

Ha.

Are the leftards going to dox him, too?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (/kh7m)

735 >>> @realDailyWire 3h @BenShapiro: I did not vote for @realDonaldTrump in 2016. I am voting for Donald Trump in 2020.

A vote is a vote, I'll take it. But I'm not forgetting his carpetbagging to the winning side.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2020 07:07 PM (Rbfr/)

736 Pelosi is almost universally hated in flyover country. I'd run an add showing her tearing up the State of the Union. Does she think she's popular or wanted?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 19, 2020 07:07 PM (DMRFF)

737 Toobin would first go to Grid View to select the hottest woman on the call, then click on her thumbnail and use the Pin Video feature to make her full screen while he jacked off.

Or, Toobin would find the guy who mildly slighted him once, get a picture of that guy's daughter, and jack to that while side-eyeing the guy.

Posted by: motionview at October 19, 2020 07:07 PM (pYQR/)

738 I demand a newsletter.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at October 19, 2020 07:07 PM (EgshT)

739 Jeffrey Toobin was just using social distancing on his pants.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2020 07:07 PM (l9m7l)

740 PDT: Notice how they never say it was China? Because they're all on the take.

Love it. Such a truth teller.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 07:07 PM (5FCda)

741 @realDailyWire 3h

@BenShapiro: I did not vote for @realDonaldTrump in 2016.

I am voting for Donald Trump in 2020.

-------

Say it, Ben-- "I WAS WRONG."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (oVJmc)


Oh great, now you are gonna get it. A 90 minute lecture, with slides and graphs, as to how he was NOT wrong, and the universe has managed to change sufficiently enough for him to analyze the data, and choose a different course this time.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 07:07 PM (hku12)

742 729 Levin just said 50cent endorsed Trump. Just Lmao right now
Posted by: spypeach at October 19, 2020 06:57 PM (Up/Jb)
......

Surprised he didn't endorse Roque De La Fuente.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (v0R5T)



I bet the Democrats are wishing they didn't get Kanye expunged from so many states now and that these black celebrities could have announced a vote for him instead.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2020 07:07 PM (vMCab)

743 732 Nancy probably reminisces over the Republican party of the mid-late 70's, such gracious gentlemen while losing. She probably has fantasies about being Speaker of the House while Carter was President. And her colleagues in the House weren't men of such caliber as Nadler and Schiff, either.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (KAi1n)


She longs for the days of Bob Michel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)

744 (Toobin) graduated magna cum laude


Magnum Cum Load

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

745 The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin

Just until he finishes.
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM

Be careful!

Posted by: David Carradine at October 19, 2020 07:08 PM (aKqzO)

746 Nood 50 cent

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 19, 2020 07:08 PM (Do5/p)

747 Pelosi is almost universally hated in flyover country. I'd run an add showing her tearing up the State of the Union. Does she think she's popular or wanted?


I don't know why the GOP hasn't been running on "Do you want SF voters running the House for another 2 years?"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 07:08 PM (dNzKv)

748 Nood

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro Wearing A Bikini at October 19, 2020 07:08 PM (9vQJW)

749 To be fair to Toobin, he thought the subject of the meeting was "erection stimulation" instead of "election simulation."

Posted by: RalphF at October 19, 2020 07:08 PM (5FiEy)

750 I thought Trump would be horrible as president, I saw him as a Bill Clinton, a NY Democrat, moderate left at best.

I was wrong.


I was VERY worried about Trump. I thought he'd turn out to be like Romney is now. NE liberal that gets pushed around by the whims of the "moderate" left.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 07:08 PM (sG4Hj)

751 I won't begrudge anyone who didn't trust him in 2016 and couldn't pull the lever.

After voting for Dole, Bush, and Romney, I couldn't bring myself to vote for another guy that I didn't want to be president. I voted some third party guy instead of McCain. I could not do it. I knew he'd get us into some nuclear war in Zimbabwe or some stupid crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 07:08 PM (KZzsI)

752 Toobin can be a gerund as well.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2020 07:08 PM (KAi1n)

753 Posted by: Frau B. at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM

*whinny!!!*

Posted by: The horses just out of shot at October 19, 2020 07:08 PM (rBtIz)

754 733 I thought Trump would be horrible as president, I saw him as a Bill Clinton, a NY Democrat, moderate left at best.

I was wrong.

And I'm glad to be wrong about this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

I voted for him expecting a liberal NE Republican. I won't begrudge anyone who didn't trust him in 2016 and couldn't pull the lever. However, I think if you're a conservative you have to be honest that he isn't the disaster to conservatism that they make him out to be.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (sTnpX)


Donald Trump is an America Lover. That sort of Liberalism has not been seen in a long long long long time.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 07:09 PM (bCLt0)

755 Sharing is caring.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 07:09 PM (Eicbe)

756 Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (Eicbe)

But we will always remember who the few true are, and never again trust one of the exposed.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 07:09 PM (BRkq2)

757 Toobin was just practicing Safe Sexual Harassment.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

758 734 >>> 667 Levin just said 50cent endorsed Trump.

That's worth more than 200 dumbass generals and admirals.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2020 06:59 PM (XrCyE)

Ha.

Are the leftards going to dox him, too?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (/kh7m)


Kanye? A one-off maybe.

Now Ice Cube and then 50 Cent? Something's going on...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 07:09 PM (s2VJv)

759 Tell me there's a pron title out there, Magma Cum Loudly.
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Sure, ok, there is. It stars that guy, and the other guy and that chick with the boob job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (KZzsI)


Ooh, I like that chick with the bob job. She acts good.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 07:09 PM (hku12)

760 694 I'm so late to this thread, I'll just assume all the good lines have been taken.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2020 07:02 PM (rBtIz)


Same here, every thread I enter, it's about 500 comments in.

Posted by: WeBoned! at October 19, 2020 07:09 PM (8k7U7)

761 755 Sharing is caring.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 07:09 PM (Eicbe)


Closing shot from "The Groove Tube."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 07:09 PM (s2VJv)

762 n00d Fitty Cent

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2020 07:10 PM (vMCab)

763 759 Tell me there's a pron title out there, Magma Cum Loudly.
--------------
Sure, ok, there is. It stars that guy, and the other guy and that chick with the boob job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (KZzsI)


Ooh, I like that chick with the bob job. She acts good.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 07:09 PM (hku12)


Well, there is Grinding Nemo and Pee Biscuit...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 07:10 PM (s2VJv)

764 Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:57 PM (sG4Hj)

Thanks for posting that. I was going to post it and then I couldn't find my comment. It's a very "Full armor of Christ" type of battle hymn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 07:10 PM (WkPC9)

765 749 To be fair to Toobin, he thought the subject of the meeting was "erection stimulation" instead of "election simulation."
-------------------------------------

Should have read some of the comments above. My comment has already been posted about a hundred times.

Posted by: RalphF at October 19, 2020 07:10 PM (5FiEy)

766 Yeah, Toobin is a terrible person...

But, really, who among us HASN'T watched porn during a really boring teleconference.

Toobin was just too dumb to cover the camera.
Always cover the camera (especially in the age of Chinese spyware).

Posted by: mrshad at October 19, 2020 07:11 PM (IJsa1)

767 Has anyone blamed the Russians yet?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2020 07:11 PM (Y274z)

768 I was there. It was real. And it was tentacular!

- Kurt Eichenwald

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at October 19, 2020 07:11 PM (a2F+C)

769 I'm so late to this thread, I'll just assume all the good lines have been taken.

Don't worry. Everybody will probably be riffing on it three days from now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 07:11 PM (WkPC9)

770 Pelosi says she will resign if Trump wins the election

Posted by: It's me donna
--------------
Way to depress the Republican vote there, Sport.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 19, 2020 07:12 PM (5p7BC)

771 >>> Honestly if Trump loses I full expect them to try and come up with some excuse to remove one or all of his SCOTUS picks first, and then pack the court. And if he has to pardon Flynn they will come up with a way to invalidate it and send him to prison. Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2020 07:03 PM (vMCab)

I listened to Crowder's "ACB should be sworn in, change my mind" campus visit he did recently. It was very, VERY funny to see young libs eagerly support court packing should Biden get in, only to be horrified when Crowder asks if that is what Trump should do if reelected. It was as if he told them he killed their kittens.

Mutually assured destruction, it is a powerful tool.

It was gross to hear an actual polisci student say the supreme court's job is to follow the will of the executive branch. We know they are teaching trash in college, but that's ridiculous.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2020 07:12 PM (Rbfr/)

772 >> 629 >> I'm disappointed Masturbatin' Pete
>> hasn't commented about this yet.

He will rise to the occasion

He will stand and deliver.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 19, 2020 07:14 PM (uWF4x)

773 As far as the media types go, this probably mostly about sounding smart on election night. They'll show the paths to victory and try to sound like they know what'll happen.

Yes, they're rehearsing.

Apparently they're rehearsing spanking one out from disappointment.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 19, 2020 07:14 PM (naEeR)

774 I didn't know that Toobin had previously-while married-been having an affair with a woman 20's years younger than he was, and whom he urged to get an abortion. That info is covered in an article currently at "Legal Insurrection" So he's an all around-uhh-stand up guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 07:14 PM (WkPC9)

775
Toobin with the tube steak!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2020 07:14 PM (pNxlR)

776 I'm encouraged by the Toobin expose, and by the fact the mail ballot cheating is caught almost as it happens,
Like the good guys are watching, and letting the bad guys know they're watching

Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 07:14 PM (AwPyG)

777 PSA for all you morons:

This is your brain.(pic of one cracked egg in pan)

This is your brain on porn. (Picture of two cracked eggs frying in pan)

Any questions?

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2020 07:15 PM (Y274z)

778 772 >> 629 >> I'm disappointed Masturbatin' Pete
>> hasn't commented about this yet.

>> He will rise to the occasion

He will stand and deliver.

He will not let things get out of hand.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 19, 2020 07:15 PM (uWF4x)

779 Say it, Ben-- "I WAS WRONG."

I'll say it.

I thought Trump would be horrible as president, I saw him as a Bill Clinton, a NY Democrat, moderate left at best.

I was wrong.

And I'm glad to be wrong about this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 07:05 PM (KZzsI)
------------------------


I think there was a chance that Trump could have been a center/left NYC liberal, if they had played along with him. You know, there were deals to be made, blah blah blah.

But the anti-Trump hatred for both Trump and his family took all of them by surprise. They were NYC royalty, everybody loved them. All of a sudden he's a nazi? WTH?

The rage and hatred of the Left due to Hillary! losing sent Trump into the arms of The Deplorables.

Posted by: Boots at October 19, 2020 07:15 PM (oGBso)

780 456 Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at October 19, 2020 06:25 PM (1+Jvs)

Is it possible he meant that Biden /Harris aren't patriotic ?
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 19, 2020 06:34 PM

That's the way I took it.

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 19, 2020 07:16 PM (qe5CM)

781 #774 So Toobin offered cash to the pg woman to kill his child?

That's straight up solicitation to murder.

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2020 07:17 PM (Y274z)

782 If he cummed any louder it would have zoomed the internet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 07:06 PM (s2VJv)


I left the Toobin Zoom chat for a minute, and when I came back, my computer was smoking a cigarette...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at October 19, 2020 07:18 PM (2C38g)

783 I left my circumcision scah in Hahvad Yahd

Posted by: stumck at October 19, 2020 07:19 PM (WFMLs)

784 774 I didn't know that Toobin had previously-while married-been having an affair with a woman 20's years younger than he was, and whom he urged to get an abortion. That info is covered in an article currently at "Legal Insurrection" So he's an all around-uhh-stand up guy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 07:14 PM

I have heard that, and wasn't it the daughter of a colleague or someone famous?

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 19, 2020 07:19 PM (qe5CM)

785 I would like to spend all day on November 4th calling moving vans to the homes of celebrities who promised to leave the country.

Posted by: Downcast at October 19, 2020 07:24 PM (aQkf9)

786 I see the news made it to his Wiki bio. Turns out he's as big a wanker as I expected.

Posted by: Estoy Listo at October 19, 2020 07:34 PM (vLJM8)

787 I can't help but break into laughter every time I read about this. It starts as a g op ggle fit and I try to control it but it's no use. Next thing I know, I am laughing so hard tears are running down my face.

What kind of moron electronically disembowels himself like this?

Tell your children ... beware of webcams at ALL times.

Posted by: Arnold Townsend at October 19, 2020 07:48 PM (X0Mnb)

788 "Sue Halpern was left wing democrats..." Halpern. That surname is a pus-filled rash across the entire DC swamp.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 19, 2020 07:51 PM (jSNix)

789 Notice he is not apologizing for whacking off. He is only sorry that his camera was on. Evidently, whacking off during a meeting at the New Yorker is not the problem.

Excuse me, but I suggest you never touch a copy of that magazine without gloves.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at October 19, 2020 08:02 PM (+Kpte)

790 The "Borat 2" publicity crew (Oct 23) is now looking to include Toobin in promos!

Posted by: Hollyweird Rumors at October 19, 2020 08:06 PM (BBWrU)

791 This...is Semen N...

Posted by: sound awake at October 19, 2020 08:07 PM (0OxUd)

792
Toobin. What a dickweed. Happy to see him humiliated.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2020 08:20 PM (eXmcp)

793 779 Say it, Ben-- "I WAS WRONG."

I'll say it.

I thought Trump would be horrible as president, I saw him as a Bill Clinton, a NY Democrat, moderate left at best.

I was wrong.

And I'm glad to be wrong about this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 07:05 PM (KZzsI)
------------------------


I think there was a chance that Trump could have been a center/left NYC liberal, if they had played along with him. You know, there were deals to be made, blah blah blah.

But the anti-Trump hatred for both Trump and his family took all of them by surprise. They were NYC royalty, everybody loved them. All of a sudden he's a nazi? WTH?

The rage and hatred of the Left due to Hillary! losing sent Trump into the arms of The Deplorables.

Posted by: Boots at October 19, 2020 07:15 PM (oGBso)


Extremely willowed, but just logging in to agree. I was a Flight 93 voter. Appointing a justice to the Supreme Court and not being Hillary would have been good enough. But Trump turned out to be far better than I ever expected.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 19, 2020 08:26 PM (jK8Z7)

794 Toobin's wack-a-doodle may have been concerning, but what was REALLY outrageous was this...

"Masha Gessen played Donald Trump"

....WTF!!!!!

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at October 19, 2020 08:26 PM (SH7Tr)

795 That's show business for you....

Posted by: Estoy Listo at October 19, 2020 08:57 PM (vLJM8)

796 Don't you just hate it when that dick shows up to your zoom meeting? Jeffie was Tubin'

Posted by: DougT at October 19, 2020 09:17 PM (Dky//)

797 So, he was whacking while watching Brian Stelter?

Posted by: CitizenX at October 19, 2020 09:34 PM (7jcht)

798 All new New Yorker corporate laptops will be issued with a box of hand wipes.

And the magazine is had rejected an effort to rename the magazine to "New Wanker."

Posted by: WarEagle82 at October 19, 2020 09:38 PM (+Kpte)

799 Get up on the downstroke
Jeffy Toobin got caught

Posted by: Iman at October 19, 2020 09:55 PM (Y8JQ4)

800 Glad to see that OJ Simpson has weighed in....

Posted by: Incendiary Defense (1994) at October 19, 2020 10:38 PM (BBWrU)

801 Somewhere out in America Kurt Eichenwald breathes a sigh of relief...... then takes a deep breath as he returns to vigorously fucking a dish of calamari.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 20, 2020 12:45 AM (Vo8YG)

802 I don't know how to tell you guys this.

Penises are ugly, raw-looking things and are mostly interesting to their owners. About 95% of women think they look icky.

Sorry. Fact.

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at October 20, 2020 01:29 AM (xZjSg)

803 Just like the jew, Harvey Weinstein, the jew, Jeffrey Toobin is a disgusting POS. It makes you wonder if a White man could make Zoom porn and keep his job on CNN.

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