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Trump: People Don't Believe the "Dumb Bastards" at CNN and Their Constant Covid Panic Porn

Have you seen the latest Karen Freak-Out video? A cute girl reacts to it below.

Looking at that, Jeffrey Toobin doesn't know whether to take it out or put it back in.

Posted by: Ace at 05:19 PM




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1 !

Posted by: JT at October 19, 2020 05:19 PM (arJlL)

2 First!

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 05:19 PM (Zm+LZ)

3 Dammit

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 05:19 PM (Zm+LZ)

4 Sponge!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 19, 2020 05:19 PM (ifmtJ)

5 "Dumb bastards" is our POTUS being charitable

Posted by: Oldstoke at October 19, 2020 05:19 PM (sb+Cg)

6 Absolute greatness.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 05:19 PM (BRkq2)

7 Saw that last vid a few days ago. That's epic level insanity.

Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 05:20 PM (aKqzO)

8 We cannot afford the luxury of shutting down our economy to make leftists feel safe.

Posted by: iandeal at October 19, 2020 05:20 PM (UKkyh)

9 He had fun razzing Fauci today... Called him Tony....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 05:20 PM (Zmnko)

10 Fox News remembered who they were for a hot minute and got a Biden surrogate to say the emails are authentic

https://www.air.tv/watch?v=JAGYsT0jSBWjQoo4WC6dxw

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 19, 2020 05:20 PM (ZR7kf)

11 Cue the shrieking by super Christian David French.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 19, 2020 05:21 PM (9Avr9)

12 And the boss is bringing the Toobin' along for this thread too.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 19, 2020 05:21 PM (VcFUs)

13 1-800-Got-Junk?

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:21 PM (Eicbe)

14 It hits them right in their narcissistic dicks. Not only are they stupid, they're the walking incarnation of Dunning-Kruger. Nothing will anger them more than being called stupid by that man, especially in that way.

Posted by: Oldstoke at October 19, 2020 05:21 PM (sb+Cg)

15 Running against the media isn't going to hurt him, since polls (I know) score them lower then the perpetually hated Congress.

Posted by: Bete at October 19, 2020 05:21 PM (Ojki1)

16 I love OUR President.
He is the best!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 05:21 PM (pw+jk)

17 another Indian (feather, not dot) name for Toobin.
Chicken Choker

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 19, 2020 05:21 PM (VcFUs)

18 Hey guys, I heard pants are options here...right?

And...um...underpants too?

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (qlFIA)

19 Looking at that, Jeffrey Toobin doesn't know whether to take it out or put it back in.

Posted by: Ace at 05:19 PM

AKA "Fly Fishing"

*thwip-thwip-thwip-thwip-plunk*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (6FeV1)

20 I once would have asked if the vid were real, in no small part because the chick at left is smoking hot.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (puu6v)

21 Trump's pretty PO'ed, eh? He's never used "dumb bastards" in a rally before that I know of. And he's correct of course; It's to scare people from not voting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (WkPC9)

22 Have we discussed that theTrump campaign has asked the Debate Commission to change the topics to include a focus on foreign policy?

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (/669Q)

23 Okay, I chuckled.

Get the fainting couches ready for the punditry.

Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (G0vdT)

24 18 Hey guys, I heard pants are options here...right?

And...um...underpants too?
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (qlFIA)

Any man caught fappin' outside his bunk gets a week in the box.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (6FeV1)

25 Toobin'
On a Monday afternoon.
Thinkin'
Might've whipped it out too soon

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (FlnFg)

26 Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (qlFIA

Think it's time we stop beating this dead.... penis?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (Zmnko)

27 Best part of Trump calling them dumb bastards is that's about all they'll talk about today.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (hku12)

28 I love OUR President.
He is the best!!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious

Concur !

Posted by: JT at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (arJlL)

29 She seems normal... for a mental institution.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (pw+jk)

30 Hate the tats, love the cleavage and smile. Attitude: outstanding.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2020 05:23 PM (v16oJ)

31 What about the answer, "Joe Biden is a criminal and you're a criminal for not reporting it" with the finger pointed at the reporter!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 05:23 PM (BRkq2)

32 DUMB BASTARDS!

I love this guy.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 19, 2020 05:23 PM (ufFY8)

33 Any man caught fappin' outside his bunk gets a week in the box.
___

Man you say? Think I'm all set then right?

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:23 PM (qlFIA)

34 Hiya Bluebell !

Posted by: JT at October 19, 2020 05:23 PM (arJlL)

35 Cute girl, but she needs to tone down the eyebrows and that lip hardware, it distracts from her other...assets.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 05:23 PM (dNzKv)

36 Any man caught fappin' outside his bunk gets a week in the box.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (6FeV1)

Does the box have a bunghole? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (VcFUs)

37 The loon looks like the woman they have as a Dem shill on the panel. Can't remember her name.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (v16oJ)

38 This, on the other hand, is some Meryl Streep level shit...

Until the advent of socialist media I had no idea so many women were batshit crazy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (YqDXo)

39 HEY JEFFREY!!!! NO TOOBIN IN THIS THREAD!!! HAHAHA

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (qlFIA)

40 19 Looking at that, Jeffrey Toobin doesn't know whether to take it out or put it back in.

Posted by: Ace at 05:19 PM

I'd venture a guess that Senile Joe never knows if he's taking it out or putting it back in.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (9Avr9)

41 Anyone still watching CNN after Don "Black Hole" Lemon's ascendancy to Imbecile-in-Chief is a Dumb Bastard too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (6FeV1)

42 Off closeted NC Senatorial Sock

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (VcFUs)

43 Remember the old days before Twitter when the lunatics could only bother their own families or some unlucky neighbors? If only we realized how lucky we were back then...

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (2dMdG)

44 Meanwhile, Not-binary Ben has decided he's voting for Trump...

Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (0jZvB)

45 PDT is truth serum.
PDT is a truth bomb.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (BRkq2)

46 Hiya JT! How are you?

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (/669Q)

47 Not that long ago CNN was the "middle" network in between Fox and MSNBC.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (22mNy)

48 Wolf Blitzer's Jeopardy appearance was embarrassing and he's probably one of the smarter journalists.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (2DOZq)

49 I can't believe PDT called the fine folks at CNN bastards.

That is sexist! Some of them are bitches.

Posted by: tbodie at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (UWStq)

50 21 Trump's pretty PO'ed, eh? He's never used "dumb bastards" in a rally before that I know of. And he's correct of course; It's to scare people from not voting.

Not only that.. Getting on the plane he had a one on one with a "reporter" asking why he would call Biden a criminal and Trump said because he is a criminal and so are you and all the other reporters for not covering this story

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (Zmnko)

51 Holy shit.. I can't believe how absolutely insane these people are. I mean.. fucking weapons grade nuts. Please.. measure them for a straitjacket and throw them in a padded room. I've never seen anything like this in my whole 29 years!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 05:25 PM (nxdel)

52 29
She seems normal... for a mental institution.



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (pw+jk)

++++Someone has her in their life. Can you even imagine?

Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2020 05:25 PM (66BnU)

53 18
Hey guys, I heard pants are options here...right?

And...um...underpants too?


Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (qlFIA)

Snuggies is coming out with a new Jeffrey Toobin edition.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 05:25 PM (KnJdm)

54 In a normal society Toobin would never work again.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 05:25 PM (pw+jk)

55 Mute + manila file folder over the right side of the screen.

Posted by: butch at October 19, 2020 05:25 PM (cHvOo)

56 FAPTASTIC!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Rolling in Ze Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel While Wearing MAGA Hats at October 19, 2020 05:25 PM (8YFRI)

57 Fucking trump not paying taxes, unlike the democrats...

The IRS has placed a $45,000 lien against Marilyn and Nick Mosby - Baltimore's top prosecutor and its Democratic nominee for City Council president, respectively - for three years worth of unpaid federal taxes, records show.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 05:25 PM (dNzKv)

58 I think there has been a strategic mistake by the institutional left...

by constantly freaking out ...hysterically...over things they imagined trump said or did, especially with covid, has made covid a political divide issue just like taxes or gun control.

they made people take sides and since the lefts' side is full of, get this, hysterical totalitarian victim/moral posturing, people are sick of it. So, trump's tweets killing 210,000 americans are just another gop/dnc divide. And the middle ground is choosing between maudlin silliness of the left or "be an adult and get over it" realism of the right.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 19, 2020 05:25 PM (4RcDR)

59 Hiya JT! How are you?
Posted by: bluebell

I'll give you a hint : Quack-Quack !

Posted by: JT at October 19, 2020 05:25 PM (arJlL)

60 Trump shouldn't have called them that he will only get negative coverage now.

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 05:26 PM (ZfRYq)

61 When you Zoom a meeting
And you end up beating
That's a Toobin.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 05:26 PM (Eicbe)

62 Someone has her in their life. Can you even imagine?
Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2020 05:25 PM (66BnU)


Send help.

Posted by: Mr. Whiskers at October 19, 2020 05:26 PM (t+qrx)

63 She needs to step back from MSNBC. Take a break. Go to the beach.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 05:26 PM (dNzKv)

64 The creature on the right is pretty much an exact portrayal of the individuals that populate the contemporary media

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at October 19, 2020 05:26 PM (UFgOG)

65 21 Trump's pretty PO'ed, eh? He's never used "dumb bastards" in a rally before that I know of. And he's correct of course; It's to scare people from not voting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (WkPC9)


CNN hasn't thought this through: it's the liberals who freak out about the virus. The Americans largely laugh it off.

OTOH, what else can they push? Foreign policy? No way. The economy? Nope.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 05:26 PM (YqDXo)

66 35
Cute girl, but she needs to tone down the eyebrows and that lip hardware, it distracts from her other...assets.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 05:23 PM (dNzKv)

She has eyebrows?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 05:26 PM (KnJdm)

67 I know, right? After 4 months of biden riots...trump lost his temper. whoa, our discourse is coarsened yet again by trump's tweets. Time for a 25th amendment discussion.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 19, 2020 05:26 PM (4RcDR)

68 Nice MAGA babe with the tats and melons. I give her the 1000 year rating.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 05:26 PM (9Om/r)

69 I have hardly ever watched CNN and their fake news

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 19, 2020 05:26 PM (wGqjj)

70 Not only that.. Getting on the plane he had a one on one with a "reporter" asking why he would call Biden a criminal and Trump said because he is a criminal and so are you and all the other reporters for not covering this story
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (Zmnko)

That seems like a kicking himself in the nuts question.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 19, 2020 05:27 PM (9Avr9)

71 Hey guys, I heard pants are options here...right?

And...um...underpants too?


Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (qlFIA)
---
Quick! The white ottoman!

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 05:27 PM (Eicbe)

72 Is this thing on?

Posted by: Jeff Tubin' at October 19, 2020 05:27 PM (ldmQR)

73 lol conservation today:

"trump is having a rally in Arizona"

"I know, just watched it"

"No i mean he is having ANOTHER rally today in Arizona"

".....whut"

Posted by: Two Weeks From Rolling in Ze Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel While Wearing MAGA Hats at October 19, 2020 05:27 PM (8YFRI)

74 I don't understand why people are making such a fuss over Jeffrey Toobin. He didn't do anything the rest of us haven't done.

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman (mnw) at October 19, 2020 05:27 PM (Cssks)

75 I'll give you a hint : Quack-Quack !
Posted by: JT at October 19, 2020 05:25 PM (arJlL)
----------

I guess it's raining where you are? Or maybe you took a job with Aflac.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2020 05:27 PM (/669Q)

76 37
The loon looks like the woman they have as a Dem shill on the panel. Can't remember her name.


Posted by: pep at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (v16oJ)

Fats Navarro?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 05:27 PM (KnJdm)

77 38 This, on the other hand, is some Meryl Streep level shit...

Until the advent of socialist media I had no idea so many women were batshit crazy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (YqDXo)

The riots have proved most childless, unmarried Millennial chicks are batshit crazy, too. The only upside is Chick at Left, who even with the tats is smoking hot.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 19, 2020 05:27 PM (puu6v)

78 Jeff Zucker should spell his name with a Z-o-o.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 05:27 PM (Eicbe)

79 How can any sane person not despise the media?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 19, 2020 05:27 PM (9Avr9)

80 This is their 'college-educated white female' base.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 05:28 PM (oVJmc)

81 She seems nice.....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 19, 2020 05:28 PM (dfRN6)

82 Trump shouldn't have called them that he will only get negative coverage now.

**************

Yeah, totally miss there since he was getting positive coverage up to that point.


Wait a minute....

Posted by: Two Weeks From Rolling in Ze Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel While Wearing MAGA Hats at October 19, 2020 05:28 PM (8YFRI)

83 Ace? Has anyone mentioned to you how thrilled the Morons would be if you came to a MoMe?

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 05:28 PM (XxJt1)

84 30 Hate the tats, love the cleavage and smile. Attitude: outstanding.
Posted by: pep


Wait, are you referring to the shrieking bitch or the "We the People" lady?
Just kidding.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2020 05:28 PM (+lVUW)

85 The rest of the story....
Toobin was fappin it to the girl on the left while in his zooomy meeting.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 05:28 PM (pw+jk)

86 Send help.

Posted by: Mr. Whiskers at October 19, 2020 05:26 PM (t+qrx)

++++
LOL!

Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM (66BnU)

87 ALERT: 7.5 Earthquake off Alaska (5:21pm EDT)

Posted by: Tsunami Warning at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM (BBWrU)

88 I'M JUST TRYING TO HOLD ON TO MY DEMOCRACY!

Posted by: J. Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

89 Yikes.. That woman needs help..

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM (Zmnko)

90 Haha that last video is the best one yet!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM (5FCda)

91 31 PDT to Diden operative reporter: "Joe Biden is a criminal and you're a criminal for not reporting it." Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 05:23 PM (BRkq2)

https://twitter.com/ VincentCrypt46/status/1318263010885074947

Truth bomb.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM (BRkq2)

92 Morons, if ever you're feeling down, replay the shrieking bitch video and remember that you aren't married to her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM (+lVUW)

93 87 ALERT: 7.5 Earthquake off Alaska (5:21pm EDT)
Posted by: Tsunami Warning at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM (BBWrU)
---
Yikes.

Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM (G0vdT)

94 Trump shouldn't have called them that he will only get negative coverage now.
Posted by: blaster

---> right? woe to America for this outburst. This may kill more covid patients than his tweeting.

Good for you guys though, I can't watch these social media thots freak out. shivers.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM (4RcDR)

95 Have you seen the latest Karen Freak-Out video? A cute girl reacts to it below.

Posted by: Ace at 05:19 PM

I saw that last night in Paul Joseph Watson's latest video. Holy shit is that chick a fucking lunatic.

His entire video has some crazy shit. I liked his montage of Democrats telling us to wear the mask and then shots of Joe Biden either not wearing the mask or touching his face about 65 times.

Remember when all the "experts" told us that we shouldn't touch our face in order to prevent the spread? Yeah, now, no one cares...

VIDEO: https://bit.ly/3jk92EU

Joe Biden stuff at around 4:00 mark.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM (Do5/p)

96 80 This is their 'college-educated white female' base.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 05:28 PM (oVJmc)


They're our betters, doncha know?

As I recall, the term "hysterical" - which certainly applies here - comes from the same root as "hysterectomy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM (YqDXo)

97 87 ALERT: 7.5 Earthquake off Alaska (5:21pm EDT)

Uh oh...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 05:30 PM (Zmnko)

98 Any man caught fappin' outside his bunk gets a week in the box.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (6FeV1)

*Gulp*

Posted by: George McFly at October 19, 2020 05:30 PM (Ojki1)

99 Damn...that video...I wonder if she knows there are treatment options for her issues.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 19, 2020 05:30 PM (iydjf)

100 I guess Toobin decided that being a lawyer wasn't embarrassing enough on its own.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 05:30 PM (oVJmc)

101 I hope all our Alaskan Morons are safe.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2020 05:30 PM (/669Q)

102 87 ALERT: 7.5 Earthquake off Alaska (5:21pm EDT)
Posted by: Tsunami Warning

That was the time of Warning made it to Twitter, not the time of the Earthquake (12:55 Alaska time)

Posted by: My bad :( at October 19, 2020 05:30 PM (BBWrU)

103 You can tell she's a conservative - she has the constitution tattooed on her forearm!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 19, 2020 05:30 PM (LWu6U)

104 I have not watched the video, but what I am disappointed in is that young lady's shitty front shoulder tattoo. Look, first of all, the jublees are the featured attraction. So tattoos of any sort in that region are a total no-go. It's like putting an "Eat at Macs" banner on Mt. Rushmore. Second, if you are going to break rule number one (pro-tip: you absolutely should not break rule number one), then at least make the tattoo something other than a prison-tattoo quality eyesore. In conclusion, FFS.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2020 05:30 PM (H5knJ)

105 ALERT: 7.5 Earthquake off Alaska (5:21pm EDT)

*********

Murko farted?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Rolling in Ze Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel While Wearing MAGA Hats at October 19, 2020 05:30 PM (8YFRI)

106 22
Have we discussed that theTrump campaign has asked the Debate Commission
to change the topics to include a focus on foreign policy?



Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2020 05:22 PM (/669Q)


Tami posted a link to the sternly-worded letter the RNC sent to the Debate Commission. Odds it will register?

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (XxJt1)

107 ALERT: 7.5 Earthquake off Alaska

Weird slow rolling earthquake. I was sitting in my chair wondering if we were having an earthquake or a truck just backed up hard to the dock.

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (SWbVS)

108 I got into it with a "friend" the other day. I said you know I suffered through 8 years of Obama but I never once threatened anyone, demonstrated, burned down a business, screamed my head off (ok, maybe a few times) or anything close to what ya'll are doing right now. You really should be ashamed of your party's actions. It's not gonna end well for you. She had no reply except to say well I'VE never done that. I said you didn't have to dear. Your silence as this is happening is deafening.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (nxdel)

109 NOT GUILTY, yer honor. It was a sexual emergency and there's precedent for that.

Posted by: Jeff Tubin' at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (ldmQR)

110 trump should say something along the lines of "your conspiracy theories are criticisms of my while you call my criticisms of Biden conspiracy theories, how can we have a discussion when you protect biden and his looters like this?"

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (4RcDR)

111 I know they have Ospreys that are for the President to use but the Secret Service doesn't let the President fly on them because they don't feel they are safe, they do use them for the President's Staff.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (dKiJG)

112 CALM THE FUCK DOWN DOWN VINEGAR TITS!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (pw+jk)

113 How are they "repressing the vote" in TX? By not rewriting voting rules on the fly? Implementing a vote by mail system on a whim?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (dNzKv)

114 The tat girl video said watch 'til the end but she didn't take her shirt off at the end.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (q2K0j)

115 93 87 ALERT: 7.5 Earthquake off Alaska (5:21pm EDT)
Posted by: Tsunami Warning at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM (BBWrU)
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Yikes.
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM (G0vdT)
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Tsunami warning issued.

Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (G0vdT)

116 Why do people film themselves freaking out?. if you really feel you need to make political points in a video, just do it calmly. Don't sound like you have a mental aberration.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (WkPC9)

117 87

ALERT: 7.5 Earthquake off Alaska (5:21pm EDT)

Posted by: Tsunami Warning at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM

Let's hope The Deadliest Catch boats are not in danger.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 19, 2020 05:32 PM (Do5/p)

118 Massive anti-Thanksgiving protest.

https://tinyurl.com/yxrklosg

Posted by: Javems at October 19, 2020 05:32 PM (ofIwF)

119 ALERT: 7.5 Earthquake off Alaska (5:21pm EDT)
Posted by: Tsunami Warning at October 19, 2020 05:29 PM
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Sock off!

Posted by: 2020 at October 19, 2020 05:32 PM (Eicbe)

120 Someone has her in their life. Can you even imagine?
Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2020 05:25 PM (66BnU)
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Lovely tonsils.

[fapfapfapfapfapfap]

Posted by: Jeff Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:32 PM (sWM8x)

121 Tami posted a link to the sternly-worded letter the RNC sent to the Debate Commission. Odds it will register?
Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (XxJt1)
---------

Ah, thank you. As for those odds, well, it will register because they have to read it, but I doubt they will change anything.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2020 05:32 PM (/669Q)

122 In my defense that was some pretty wild octopus porn I was whacking it to.

Posted by: Jeffy Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:32 PM (pw+jk)

123 https://bit.ly/34ajJFC
*******
NC Gov. Roy Cooper Caught on Hot Mic Talking to Biden About Dem Sen. Candidate and Philanderer Cal Cunningham, "I Know That's Frustrating, But We'll Get Him Across" (VIDEO)

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 19, 2020 05:32 PM (EYq34)

124 given that almost all phones these days have a camera that points back at the user, why do i keep seeing selfies that look like they've been shot in a mirror?

Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2020 05:32 PM (sGtp+)

125 Nine years ago, I had a skinny version of that triggly-puff lose her mind at me when she was explaining how "nuanced" Obama was. Since we were at a party for a mutual friend, I didn't want to cause a scene. Rather than guffaw in her face, I merely smirked. I guess that signal of non-compliance was enough to cause her and her gay friend to scream at me repeatedly (complete with flying spittle), "How many abortions have you had, you racist?!"

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 19, 2020 05:32 PM (vkS2Z)

126 Why do people film themselves freaking out?. if you really feel you need to make political points in a video, just do it calmly. Don't sound like you have a mental aberration.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (WkPC9)


Yes. Why would anyone release anything with them freaking out shrilly?

*shiftyeyes*

Joking about the podcast aside, it's a part and parcel of histrionic behavior. It's just that now everyone in the world can see it, not just the people you are fit pitching in front of.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (GbPPJ)

127 When your eel lunges out
And the drips start to spout
That's a Tooooooooobin

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (mNhhD)

128 The Donald, when the media shits on you, you're supposed to go crawling back to them like a beaten dog.

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (+lVUW)

129 That girl in that reaction video has some amazingly expressive eyebrows.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (sG4Hj)

130 Remember the old days before Twitter when the lunatics could only bother their own families or some unlucky neighbors? If only we realized how lucky we were back then...
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 19, 2020 05:2\


Occasionally they're set up a box on a street corner and start haranguing everyone walking by.

*sigh*
The good ol' days.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

131 I'm starting to question history. I think its the ranting scary chick on the right who were the ones we used to burn at the stake. I think the witch shit was just a cover story. History lied to us.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (9Om/r)

132 Why do people film themselves freaking out?. if you really feel you need to make political points in a video, just do it calmly. Don't sound like you have a mental aberration.
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I would say she's screamed her entire life to get what she wanted and it worked. Why stop now?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (iydjf)

133
The girl in the last video with the KAG hat is cute and has a nice rack but needs to lose all of those tattoos.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (mpeBU)

134 e discussed that theTrump campaign has asked the Debate Commission to change the topics to include a focus on foreign policy?

---> policy? in an election year?

we still haven't touched on gun control or immigration. two of trump's biggest advantages over Biden and his looting maniacs.

You heard Kamala trot out the trial balloon that Trump's tweets have caused our allies to be alienated...except for the whole 4 nobel peace prize nom thing. So, I do think bragging about his actual accomplishments is a good idea at some point.

don't get into a pissing match with Joe, Joe's just there to make his donors happy by needling trump.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (4RcDR)

135 The tat girl video said watch 'til the end but she didn't take her shirt off at the end.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (q2K0j)
--------
Some serious false advertising right there smh

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (/ZYFC)

136 "CNN. You dumb bastards."

His timing is perfect. His political sense is perfect.

Posted by: m at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (GadyI)

137 You dumb bastards. An instant classic.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2020 05:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

138 The only porn normals are talking about in my neck of the woods as of 5:25pm is the child rape and torture porn on Hunter Biden's computer. The Democratic Party has been nuked from earth.

Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 05:34 PM (N8FYY)

139 Why do people film themselves freaking out?. if you really feel you need to make political points in a video, just do it calmly. Don't sound like you have a mental aberration.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (WkPC9)
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It's their long and dramatic way of saying "LOOK AT ME!!!!!!" There's no other possible reason.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2020 05:34 PM (/669Q)

140 Why do people film themselves freaking out?. if you really feel you need to make political points in a video, just do it calmly. Don't sound like you have a mental aberration.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (WkPC9)


The Left honestly feel that their emotions are substantive arguments.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 05:34 PM (oVJmc)

141 When the zoom isn't done
But you're caught havin' fun
That's a Tooooobin

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 19, 2020 05:35 PM (mNhhD)

142 I got into it with a "friend" the other day. I said you know I suffered through 8 years of Obama but I never once threatened anyone, demonstrated, burned down a business, screamed my head off

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (nxdel)
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I yelled my head off about Obama some times. Just not where anybody could hear. So, definitely not in somebody's face.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 05:35 PM (Eicbe)

143 What's that dumb bitch whining about?

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

144 Don't sound like you have a mental aberration. <<<<<<
Mentally unstable people generally don't know the difference.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 05:35 PM (r+sAi)

145 CNN's parents were never married? And likely brother and sister?


I never knew, but it explains so much.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

146 Listen people. A lot of y'all saw me the other day and I just wanted to mention that I was not totally prepared. I mean for camera. I knew he was going to jerk me off. What's like 3 times a day ever day. I mean, I haven't seen the inside of a pussy in a decade. But whatever. What I'm saying is, that I'm actually not just a nub. People say I'm a grower not a shower. And Jeffrey's fingers were like gnarly fucking ice cycles. So what you saw truly doesn't represent who I am. And really, it's more about girth anyway, amirite?

Posted by: Jeffrey Tobin's Cock at October 19, 2020 05:35 PM (8FfnY)

147 If video No. 3 is not a snuff film, I'm not going to click

Posted by: Desultory joe at October 19, 2020 05:35 PM (L9P9s)

148 the chick is @republicanbarbi

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 05:35 PM (dNzKv)

149 Fen, because they are narcissists.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 05:36 PM (nxdel)

150 To Jeffrey Toobin, python isn't just a scripting language.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 19, 2020 05:36 PM (XpDOS)

151 Why do people film themselves freaking out?. if you really feel you need
to make political points in a video, just do it calmly. Don't sound
like you have a mental aberration.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (WkPC9)

===

Mental illness.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 05:36 PM (pw+jk)

152 This gave Allahpundit the vapors earlier today. Tells me this is the perfect closing message.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 19, 2020 05:36 PM (Oka5v)

153 Looking at her eyebrows, I guess it is going to be a cold Winter?

Posted by: Baldy at October 19, 2020 05:36 PM (OLCH5)

154 the chick is @republicanbarbi

A natural blonde I bet

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 05:36 PM (Zmnko)

155 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (GbPPJ)

It sounds like they're auditioning for "Horrors At The Asylum" movie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 05:36 PM (WkPC9)

156 Ive been thinking about Barr and Trump's disappointment in him; went back and read some of Barr's speeches.

I think this might be a Trump head fake. I still have faith in Barr. Im probably in the minority here but am happy to take a modest bet!

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2020 05:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

157 Why do people film themselves freaking out?. if you really feel you need to make political points in a video, just do it calmly. Don't sound like you have a mental aberration.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (WkPC9)


It's from the same place as Cory Booker's glare like he's a toddler trying to be taken seriously. They think it makes them seem passionate and serious and they have no idea how it looks to grown-ups. Probably practice it in front of a mirror.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 05:36 PM (t+qrx)

158 Was the fat one saying something?

I was distracted by the chesty hottie on the left.

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2020 05:36 PM (qHrpb)

159 The Left honestly feel that their emotions are substantive arguments.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 05:34 PM (oVJmc)
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"Look how distraught/freaked-out I am" is actually a good argument to their way of thinking.

I don't think they know any "arguments" besides emotional expressions.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 05:36 PM (Eicbe)

160 When your sword needs a shine
but you're on comp'ny time
that's a Toobin

Posted by: Jeff Tubin' at October 19, 2020 05:36 PM (ldmQR)

161 There was a time when insane members of a family were locked in an upper room.
Now the whole world gets to enjoy their lunacy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 19, 2020 05:37 PM (9Avr9)

162 111 I know they have Ospreys that are for the President to use but the Secret Service doesn't let the President fly on them because they don't feel they are safe,...
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

My understanding is that they are not considered unsafe, but they are not fail safe.

A plane or helicopter is survivable in case of catastrophic failure (all power, etc.) but an Osprey becomes a brick.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 19, 2020 05:37 PM (LWu6U)

163 I wonder if crazy lady is for real or an act. Hard to tell sometimes.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 19, 2020 05:37 PM (4a9Vv)

164 ok, tat girl is awesome. like and subscribe. What we gen x'rs would call 'alt' with her piercings and tats and boobs and laughing at ugly girls.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 19, 2020 05:37 PM (4RcDR)

165 Wasn't that long ago that you had problems getting into the UAE if you had an Israeli stamp on your passport.

@AmichaiStein1

#BREAKING: During the UAE delegation visit tomorrow to Israel, Israel and UAE will sign a visa exemption agreement

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 05:37 PM (ZLI7S)

166 Hint: if she looks like a manga character, its all makeup

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 05:37 PM (KZzsI)

167 Are the pix from Hunter's HD out there?

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 05:37 PM (XxJt1)

168

General George Patton Trump: CNN, you dumb bastards. No one watches your station!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2020 05:37 PM (mpeBU)

169 What's that dumb bitch whining about?
====

Just what is being repressed in Texas?

Whatever it is, we are losing the democracy that we don't live in...

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 19, 2020 05:37 PM (iydjf)

170 116 Why do people film themselves freaking out?. if you really feel you need to make political points in a video, just do it calmly. Don't sound like you have a mental aberration.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (WkPC9)

Don't help them out, Fen!

Posted by: m at October 19, 2020 05:37 PM (GadyI)

171 I must conquer the worm, concur Shai Hulud!

Posted by: Jeff Tube Kwisatz Haderach at October 19, 2020 05:38 PM (FDiG/)

172
I think this might be a Trump head fake. I still have faith in Barr. Im probably in the minority here but am happy to take a modest bet!

Today at his rally he emphasized that Barr is a fair person and to remember that.. I thought that odd

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 05:38 PM (Zmnko)

173 Wow. Kyle's Mom is a bitch.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 19, 2020 05:38 PM (Wm5SB)

174 108
I got into it with a "friend" the other day. I said you know I suffered
through 8 years of Obama but I never once threatened anyone,
demonstrated, burned down a business, screamed my head off (ok, maybe a
few times) or anything close to what ya'll are doing right now. You
really should be ashamed of your party's actions. It's not gonna end
well for you. She had no reply except to say well I'VE never done that.
I said you didn't have to dear. Your silence as this is happening is
deafening.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (nxdel)

++++
Well done.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2020 05:38 PM (66BnU)

175 I know someone that has lost 8 people to covid.

Posted by: Gonzotx at October 19, 2020 05:38 PM (TbT/Z)

176 What will really flip your pancake is to realize that Don Ley Mon is jerking it whenever he's on a zoom call with Anderson Cooper.

And Cooper is jerking it to Ley Mon.


CNN.
The most trusted name in masturbation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2020 05:38 PM (3aLWR)

177 132 Why do people film themselves freaking out?. if you really feel you need to make political points in a video, just do it calmly. Don't sound like you have a mental aberration.
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I would say she's screamed her entire life to get what she wanted and it worked. Why stop now?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (iydjf)

Modern "education" teaches women that freaking out and having emotional outbursts are sources of power. Women have always had a tendency towards this but they're being encouraged to do so more frequently rather than learning some self-control.

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 05:38 PM (Zm+LZ)

178 Why do people film themselves freaking out?. if you really feel you need to make political points in a video, just do it calmly. Don't sound like you have a mental aberration.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (WkPC9)


This is status signaling. Heck, at this point it's basically a religious act, the same way that someone might behave during a particularly emotional revival service.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 05:38 PM (sTnpX)

179 Imagine if, at the next debate, Trump asks to use notes and then holds up, a battered laptop.....with Delaware stickers...and ones that say 'enjoy Coke!'


And they will of course refuse, so he just leaves it there, in plain view.

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 19, 2020 05:38 PM (3tPHY)

180 153 Looking at her eyebrows, I guess it is going to be a cold Winter?
Posted by: Baldy at October 19, 2020 05:36 PM (OLCH5)

LOL

That was my thought.

That her her 'blonde' hair. But..eh. Still a One.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 19, 2020 05:38 PM (ifmtJ)

181 That hysterical woman's suffering simply makes my day.

I feel fabulous!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2020 05:38 PM (TdMsT)

182 Were any of you able to see where the screaming was coming from? Somehow the left side of the screen occupies my complete attention.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 19, 2020 05:39 PM (uWF4x)

183 When the dolphin needs waxin
but your on zoom and not faxin
that's a Toobin

Posted by: Jeffy Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:39 PM (pw+jk)

184 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 05:34 PM (oVJmc)

I don't do selfie freakouts with my phone. I don't even like having my picture taken, so I don't see why you need to have a big closeup of you head and face and wild eyes.. Does that make it more authentic?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 05:39 PM (WkPC9)

185 https://twitter.com/republicanbarbi/status/ 1318255410722361345?s=20

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 05:39 PM (dNzKv)

186 The world is burning. Let's masturbate (during Zoom).

Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:39 PM (oPFtC)

187 the airbrush and texturing makeup is making women virtually impossible to know on camera at least. Those internet influencer girls, if they fall face down on a pillow the get up looking like someone else and leave their face behind.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 05:39 PM (KZzsI)

188 Really, when you think of it

"Look how distraught I am" is really a tantrum for adults, with words where throwing yourself on the floor would be.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (Eicbe)

189 I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

Posted by: Tiny Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (L9P9s)

190 what I am disappointed in is that young lady's shitty front shoulder tattoo. Look, first of all, the jublees are the featured attraction. So tattoos of any sort in that region are a total no-go. It's like putting an "Eat at Macs" banner on Mt. Rushmore. Second, if you are going to break rule number one (pro-tip: you absolutely should not break rule number one), then at least make the tattoo something other than a prison-tattoo quality eyesore. In conclusion, FFS.

I think I'm in the minority here in the US, but I think tattoos are trashy as hell.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (sG4Hj)

191 home girl only has 215 followers on the twitters?

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (4RcDR)

192 Today at his rally he emphasized that Barr is a fair person and to remember that.. I thought that odd

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 05:38 PM (Zmnko)

++++He has said kind things about "Tony" too in the past. We'll see.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (66BnU)

193 140 Why do people film themselves freaking out?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

When life loses meaning -- no God, no purpose, no close extended family, no struggle to eat or keep warm, no battle to fight, no older siblings to hit you upside the head for being a moron - people become self absorbed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (LWu6U)

194 I'll be in my bunk....for a long time now.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin, Top Fapper at CNN at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (vcOmj)

195 Ethel Merman there on the right hand side of that video must be fun at parties if you can get her to belt out 'Everything's Coming WAKE UP Roses'.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (mNhhD)

196
A plane or helicopter is survivable in case of catastrophic failure (all power, etc.) but an Osprey becomes a brick.

**

Not to mention the V-22s rather sketchy safety record to put it mildly.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (PBp5E)

197 >> 181 That hysterical woman's suffering

There was a hysterical woman in that video?

Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (uWF4x)

198 The girl in the last video with the KAG hat is cute and has a nice rack but needs to lose all of those tattoos.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (mpeBU)

I somehow don't give a rat's ass about those tattoos. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (9Om/r)

199 That hysterical woman's suffering simply makes my day.

I feel fabulous!
Posted by: Ladyl


I had just opened a beer.

Synchronicity!

Posted by: Mirthful Miklos at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (QzkSJ)

200 I'll SHOW YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!!!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin on a Zoom Call at October 19, 2020 05:41 PM (Eicbe)

201 I would say she's screamed her entire life to get what she wanted and it worked. Why stop now?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (iydjf)


You nailed it. There was no gut emotion there. Did you see all the tears? At least that one poor whiner after 2016 managed to cry.
This woman is certifiable.

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 05:41 PM (XxJt1)

202 156 Ive been thinking about Barr and Trump's disappointment in him; went back and read some of Barr's speeches.

I think this might be a Trump head fake. I still have faith in Barr. Im probably in the minority here but am happy to take a modest bet!
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2020 05:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

Agreed.

Posted by: m at October 19, 2020 05:41 PM (GadyI)

203 When you get that feelin' in your breeches

And you go and scratch those itches

That's a Toobin.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 05:41 PM (KnJdm)

204 "I think this might be a Trump head fake. I still have faith in Barr. Im probably in the minority here but am happy to take a modest bet!"

My take is that Trump wanted to go with the Bidens undistracted, and told Barr/Dunham to wait until after the election to hang the Cabal.

But as another here said, then you'd have to believe that Team Trump is competent, and we can't have that kind of crazy talk here.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2020 05:41 PM (9TdxA)

205 ed by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 05:31 PM (WkPC9)

This is status signaling.

---> when your world view is victim status whore olympics, this is how you medal.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 19, 2020 05:41 PM (4RcDR)

206 If you look at that tweet video long enough, eventually you will see a human hippo that is completely out of her mind.

I have no idea how these optical illusions work. But they do.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 05:41 PM (pw+jk)

207 Should not Twit ban the tweets because in their world 'not true', CNN has fathers...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2020 05:41 PM (/Dgcm)

208 I think I'm in the minority here in the US, but I think tattoos are trashy as hell.

me too. There are only a couple of valid reasons to get a tat and none of them apply to women. All those piercings too, the combo makes me think heptatitis and a soup of STDs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 05:41 PM (KZzsI)

209 "I know someone that has lost 8 people to covid."

(Grammar, much?)



I certainly hope they're all leftists.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2020 05:41 PM (TdMsT)

210 You know, Toobin ought to remember the camera always puts on 10 pounds.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 19, 2020 05:42 PM (XpDOS)

211 Does Jeffrey know Richard Quest?

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at October 19, 2020 05:42 PM (vE/Qe)

212 Yes I am awake.

And you are my nightmare, bitch.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 19, 2020 05:42 PM (haWye)

213 Jeffrey Toobin.....did not fap himself?

Does anybody believe that?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 19, 2020 05:42 PM (vcOmj)

214 I think Barr and Trump had a chat, and Trump was reassured.

Posted by: Tofer732 at October 19, 2020 05:42 PM (rFkTI)

215 I think I'm in the minority here in the US, but I think tattoos are trashy as hell.
Posted by: bonhomme

I can understand a small symbolic tattoo in a place where it is easy to conceal.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 19, 2020 05:42 PM (LWu6U)

216 Interesting, concerning the COVID porn.

Here in SE New Mexico, folks are starting to put away their masks in increasing numbers, even in locations that mandate them like the local grocery store. I'm not sure what Gov. Grisham's current orders are, but it's looking more and more like it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at October 19, 2020 05:43 PM (ZSK0i)

217 Yeah, when she zipps the brim of her cap is cute and hilarious at the same time.

She makes my toobin tingle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2020 05:43 PM (3aLWR)

218 Not to mention the V-22s rather sketchy safety record to put it mildly.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (PBp5E)


Susceptible to asymmetric-onset vortex ring state.

Incidentally, so is shrieky-lady, but for altogether different reasons.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 05:43 PM (t+qrx)

219 CNN.

The most trusted name in masturbation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2020 05:38 PM (3aLWR)

The most disgusting name in nudes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 05:43 PM (KnJdm)

220 democracy is fatty and a ham voting on what's for lunch

Posted by: x at October 19, 2020 05:43 PM (0tE/i)

221 I don't know where Mr. Reagan found this Karen video but it's a great one: Biden Supporter Afraid of Trucks with Flags:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5mq3jxt

It's at the very beginning of the vid.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 05:43 PM (jbF6h)

222 Oh geez..here come the tattoo haters.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 05:43 PM (nxdel)

223 A plane or helicopter is survivable in case of catastrophic failure (all power, etc.) but an Osprey becomes a brick.

Yeah but its fast as hell and can lift thirty tanks, so its useful in its place. Probably armored all to hell and back and has tons of defensive stuff on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 05:44 PM (KZzsI)

224 When you start to off-toss
right in front of your boss
that's a Toobin

Posted by: Jeff Tubin' at October 19, 2020 05:44 PM (ldmQR)

225 Janice Dean had several relatives die from Cuomo, not covid.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2020 05:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

226 It looks to me like Trump is taking a carrot-and-stick approach to Barr. He hasn't given up on him yet. But it's close.

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 05:44 PM (XxJt1)

227
I AM a black hole! And I will suck you IN!!!

Posted by: Don Lemon at October 19, 2020 05:44 PM (rXie1)

228 democracy is fatty and a ham voting on what's for lunch
Posted by: x at October 19, 2020 05:43 PM (0tE/i)
---
I will beat my opponent.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:44 PM (Eicbe)

229 https://twitter.com/republicanbarbi

In her bio she says she's a "threeper", so she's a hawt gun girl too.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 05:45 PM (sG4Hj)

230 I am starting to think that Barr is just incompetent.

He says the right stuff, but I think he has no idea how to GET IT DONE. NOW.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 19, 2020 05:45 PM (LWu6U)

231 Its always a friend of a friend, they always know a guy that has had a catastrophic experience that Trump is responsible for. I know a girl who had a manicurist that dated some guy who's ex heard of ten Mexicans who were experimented on by Trump's immigration service!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 05:45 PM (KZzsI)

232 >> Not to mention the V-22s rather sketchy
>> safety record to put it mildly.

Vortex ring state is a known problem for pilots of all helicopters and Osprey alike. If you descend too quickly, you are probably going to die.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 19, 2020 05:45 PM (uWF4x)

233
There was a hysterical woman in that video?
Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (uWF4x)


Oh YOU!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2020 05:45 PM (TdMsT)

234 Gonna make Jeff Toobin my Zoom Czar just you wait.

Posted by: Joey B at October 19, 2020 05:46 PM (FDiG/)

235 When your do-dad is all shiny
But your Zoom meettin gets whiny
That's a Toooobin.

Posted by: Jeffy Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:46 PM (pw+jk)

236 If you look at that tweet video long enough, eventually you will see a human hippo that is completely out of her mind.

I have no idea how these optical illusions work. But they do.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 05:41 PM (pw+jk)

Oh shit, you're right. At first I thought it was the nice melons that were screaming crazy shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 05:46 PM (9Om/r)

237
I certainly hope they're all leftists.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2020 05:41 PM (TdMsT)

If they weren't before they are voting for Biden now.

Posted by: Bete at October 19, 2020 05:46 PM (Ojki1)

238 Break time.

Today is, and tomorrow and Wednesday will be, a cast iron bitch. But I'm going to get through it because there's a light at the end of the tunnel...and it's from a star. A Lone Star, to be precise.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 05:47 PM (NWiLs)

239 What ever happened? There was a time one could have calm rational discussions with others even if we disagreed... nah, there never was a time that could happen with that crazy in the last vid.

They could have her on The View and the sacrificial conservative could ask, "Can you give some examples why you think Trump is a nazi." then play vid for crazy's response.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2020 05:47 PM (/Dgcm)

240 I know we're supposed to be cynical but Joe Biden's email to his son trying to ease Hunter's guilt in disappointing him should make every one of us, regardless of political affiliation, break down and cry. He's been through so much as a father.

So let us follow Joe's example and put a lid on all these ugly laptop allegations of payoffs and corruption.

He really deserves no less for providing such a inspirational model of fatherhood to us all.

Posted by: The Never Trumpers, with sincerity at October 19, 2020 05:47 PM (Fdgdx)

241 Guided by Voices: "Everywhere with Helicopter"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2s6qmos

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 05:47 PM (jbF6h)

242 214
I think Barr and Trump had a chat, and Trump was reassured.

Posted by: Tofer732 at October 19, 2020 05:42 PM (rFkTI)

+++
I sure hope so, cuz that laughing, nonchalant, bag-pipe playing lay-about is starting to get on my nerves.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2020 05:47 PM (66BnU)

243 I am starting to think that Barr is just incompetent.

He says the right stuff, but I think he has no idea how to GET IT DONE. NOW.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest


I don't think he is incompetent, but I do think he may be having troubles with some of his "career" staff at the DoJ.

It may be that if Donald Trump is re-elected, and the House moves to Republican majority, he can get rid of the bad actors that are "career" employees without the whole impeachment circus.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 19, 2020 05:47 PM (vcOmj)

244 Wow, that lady is melting down.

Anyone see the Mandy Patankin and his wife's videos?
His wife is a bigger freakshow Lefty than he is, and that is not an easy thing to do, LOL.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2020 05:47 PM (bDqIh)

245 We find that masturbation is a normal stress reliever that should be allowed in public as long as children under 5 cannot see it.

Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci, M.D. at October 19, 2020 05:47 PM (CLteG)

246 206 If you look at that tweet video long enough, eventually you will see a human hippo that is completely out of her mind.
----
I can only see boobs. And cleavage.

Posted by: Ted Nugent at October 19, 2020 05:47 PM (WQZ1O)

247 204 "I think this might be a Trump head fake. I still have faith in Barr. Im probably in the minority here but am happy to take a modest bet!"

My take is that Trump wanted to go with the Bidens undistracted, and told Barr/Dunham to wait until after the election to hang the Cabal.

But as another here said, then you'd have to believe that Team Trump is competent, and we can't have that kind of crazy talk here.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2020 05:41 PM (9TdxA)


--------

Sure. Trump was just asking the Ukrainians to investigate Biden in 2019. I'm sure that was part of his plan to hold off until after the elections.

Sheesh. Anything to defend the DoJ I guess. Talk about cucks.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at October 19, 2020 05:47 PM (ANIDT)

248 In her bio she says she's a "threeper", so she's a hawt gun girl too.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 05:45 PM (sG4Hj)
====
I'm not as young as I used to be but with a twenty minute rest I could make her a fourper.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 05:47 PM (pw+jk)

249 When you can't wait to stroke
Cos your zoom meeting just broke
That's a Toobin.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 05:48 PM (Eicbe)

250 I have no particular issue with tattoos. I have three myself
All three are emotionally significant to me. All three were chosen with great thought. All three are low visibility.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 19, 2020 05:48 PM (9Avr9)

251 Trump knows nothing is happening.

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 05:48 PM (ZfRYq)

252 There was a hysterical woman in that video?
Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (uWF4x)

Reminds me that I do NOT miss being married.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 05:49 PM (NWiLs)

253 Here in SE New Mexico, folks are starting to put
away their masks in increasing numbers, even in locations that mandate
them like the local grocery store. I'm not sure what Gov. Grisham's
current orders are, but it's looking more and more like it doesn't
matter.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at October 19, 2020 05:43 PM (ZSK0i)


Some stores in Oklahoma have been requiring masks. I noticed today the signs on the doors are changing, though...from "You must wear a mask" to "We strongly suggest you wear a mask."

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 05:49 PM (XxJt1)

254 These videos of these freak outs is a good reminder that if the second civil war ever goes loud, not only would the food shipments eventually stop going to the large urban areas but also the pharmaceuticals.

You could probably fund a small South American country using the amount of money the island of Manhattan spends on anti depression and bipolar meds.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 05:49 PM (PBp5E)

255 There was another twitter mash up with 6 certifiable females ranting.
I couldn't get thru it.

Posted by: navybrat, building calluses at October 19, 2020 05:49 PM (w7KSn)

256 When you splooge in your room
With millions on the zoom
That's a Tooooobin

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 19, 2020 05:49 PM (mNhhD)

257 In her bio she says she's a "threeper", so she's a hawt gun girl too.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 05:45 PM (sG4Hj)


"Threepeusse", I think, is the feminine form.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 05:49 PM (t+qrx)

258 >>I think Barr and Trump had a chat, and Trump was reassured.

I think people have looked at Barr when they should have been looking at Durham.

Durham is one of the longest tenured and most respected US Attorneys at the DOJ. He is renowned as not only an outstanding prosecutor but immensely thorough and completely unafraid.

He has indicted members of the FBI and Republican and Democrat politicians. He's a honey badger and he is going to take whatever time it takes to build his cases. And Barr is going to let him.

Nothing is going to get buried. If a case can be built against someone they will get indicted, if a case can't be built then that person won't be indicted.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)

259 When the spunk hits the floor
When your kid knocks on the door
That's a Toobin

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 05:50 PM (pw+jk)

260 I think I'm in the minority here in the US, but I think tattoos are trashy as hell.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 05:40 PM (sG4Hj)

Well, count me in. I don't mind a guys tat on his arm for his service in the military. Pete Hegseth went overboard with his, but well, ok. I tend to admire military tats on upper arms on guys.

But women, no. Just no. And guys with arm sleeves and back tats and neck tats, etc. You look like a desperate mental case who so needs to express yourself to everyone that you see. It says you have no confidence that someone knows you are the man and so you need to tell them constantly.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2020 05:50 PM (liNZi)

261 Gah!! I'm getting that damn error message again when I try to comment.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 05:50 PM (nxdel)

262 231 Its always a friend of a friend, they always know a guy that has had a catastrophic experience that Trump is responsible for. I know a girl who had a manicurist that dated some guy who's ex heard of ten Mexicans who were experimented on by Trump's immigration service!!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 05:45 PM (KZzsI)

I guess it's pretty serious.

*Starts painting 'Save Ferris' on everything*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 19, 2020 05:50 PM (ifmtJ)

263 I got a hankerin' for some wankerin'
an urge to do some spankerin'
a hankerin' to wank off on Zoom!
Yee-haw!

Posted by: Unaired Saturday morning spot starring nude Jeff Toobin in cowboy hat at October 19, 2020 05:50 PM (ldmQR)

264 OH NOES I GOT THE RONA...


the 5 yo had a fever last week so I took her for a test and since it was free courtesy of the WI National Guard I got it myself. Well the call came and both of us were positive.

Dealing with the County contact was actually one of the more pleasant experiences I've had. Guy knew his shit and made me aware of the fact that here in WI that 85% of the current cases do not have any fever associated with it.

So I get to sit at home with a thumb in my ass for the next 10 days and hope when the ex takes the other 3 kids to test tomorrow that they're positive too so quarantine days aren't all fucked up for school purposes.

Posted by: H Badger at October 19, 2020 05:50 PM (RvXGY)

265 Re; the lunatic on the right in the video....there are some places even dildos should not be forced to go. .

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 19, 2020 05:50 PM (xXx5y)

266 Looks like Trump broke Drew Carey Show's Mimi Bobeck

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at October 19, 2020 05:51 PM (E1b7r)

267 257 In her bio she says she's a "threeper", so she's a hawt gun girl too.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 05:45 PM (sG4Hj)

"Threepeusse", I think, is the feminine form.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 05:49 PM (t+qrx)

It really means she has three inputs for pr0n purposes.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 19, 2020 05:51 PM (VcFUs)

268 CNN calls Scream Fat an undecided voter.

Posted by: Menack at October 19, 2020 05:51 PM (buTO7)

269 I don't think he is incompetent, but I do think he may be having troubles with some of his "career" staff at the DoJ.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet

But his job is to make the people under him do the job that needs to be done. If he is having trouble with his staff, then hi might be a stellar lawyer, of prosecutor, but he is incompetent in his current role.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 19, 2020 05:52 PM (LWu6U)

270 My understanding is that they are not considered unsafe, but they are not fail safe.

A plane or helicopter is survivable in case of catastrophic failure (all power, etc.) but an Osprey becomes a brick.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 19, 2020 05:37 PM (LWu6U)

Ok that makes sense, for why they won't let him fly on it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 19, 2020 05:52 PM (dKiJG)

271 President Trump, what a guy.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 05:52 PM (pB6Gt)

272 Me either, people are getting it, die from it but the actual numbers have to be fudged.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 05:52 PM (OjZpE)

273 All those piercings too, the combo makes me think heptatitis and a soup of STDs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 05:41 PM (KZzsI)

Heptatitis? A medical condition in which you've grown six additional livers?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 05:52 PM (NWiLs)

274 Trump knows nothing is happening.

Posted by: blaster


The laptop repair guy made four copies of the hard drive from Hunter's computer. He gave the original to the FBI, and for months, they did....squat.

He gave two to trusted friends, in case he accidentally expired. He was scared because of the people involved in this whole thing.
And he gave one to Giuliani's attorney, who started to study it, and then called in Rudy to look at what he had found.

So this is being leaked purposely, because the FBI had decided to do.....nothing.
Maybe public pressure will get them to move, but...I doubt it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 19, 2020 05:52 PM (vcOmj)

275 Me either, people are getting it, die from it but the actual numbers have to be fudged.
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 05:52 PM (OjZpE)
---
All the government and SCIENCE! are doing is making want to distrust any numbers.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 05:52 PM (Eicbe)

276 another Indian (feather, not dot) name for Toobin.
Chicken Choker
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 19, 2020 05:21 PM (VcFUs)

Unlike the pale face, the Indians (feather, not dot) choked all the chicken.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 19, 2020 05:53 PM (ExV1e)

277 When your meeting's a dud
Just start wanking your pud
That's a Toobin

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 05:53 PM (jbF6h)

278 Covidiocracy: The Mask of Insanity II


A woman ahead of me in a drive thru today had Biden's double-mask going - looked like an N95 and some designer over that. The gal in the window had to practically falling into the nut's car just to hear her speak thru the stupidity.

Posted by: CringeBiscuit at October 19, 2020 05:53 PM (VF9SE)

279 A medical condition in which you've grown six additional livers?

Well you can never have too many livers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 05:53 PM (KZzsI)

280 Liz Willis is anchoring the soon to start Tucson Trump rally --on
RSBN.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 19, 2020 05:53 PM (xXx5y)

281 @258 Durham dropping a case against the Cabal just before the election would have gone sideways.

Especially when you can take out Joe, the main actor, and then go after the Cabal.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2020 05:53 PM (9TdxA)

282 After this dumb bastards comment what are the Woke going to eat in protest... brains? Their own nutsacks?

Posted by: some guy out west at October 19, 2020 05:54 PM (XpDOS)

283 tattoo girl is on my side. She's an ally. This is a war, the biggest war of my life, and I ain't turning down any allies for any reason.

he who sheds his blood with me today and all that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 05:54 PM (Kpl3J)

284
I certainly hope they're all leftists.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2020 05:41 PM (TdMsT)

If they weren't before they are voting for Biden now.
Posted by: Bete at October 19, 2020 05:46 PM (Ojki1)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2020 05:54 PM (TdMsT)

285 >>But his job is to make the people under him do the job that needs to be done. If he is having trouble with his staff, then hi might be a stellar lawyer, of prosecutor, but he is incompetent in his current role.

Have you been watching what's been going on the last 4 years? Trump got impeached because of scumbags on his own NSC. The government is made up of a large majority of these people.

Try firing a career civil servant. A hell of a lot harder than saying it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 05:54 PM (ZLI7S)

286 I think I'm in the minority here in the US, but I think tattoos are trashy as hell.
Posted by: bonhomme

I can understand a small symbolic tattoo in a place where it is easy to conceal.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest


Oh no do please tell us all once again how hideous and trashy we are because we wear ink. We love hearing that! Almost as much as we love hearing about how we are abusing our kids by sending them to public schools since we don't have any other fucking options.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 19, 2020 05:54 PM (Vxu+H)

287 Welp.

"This piece has been updated with more detail about the call and the headline has been updated to reflect that Toobin was masturbating"

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 05:54 PM (ZfRYq)

288 Nothing will happen, no one is going to jail. This is trumps way of shining light on as much of this as possible....

Posted by: FJ9 at October 19, 2020 05:54 PM (nzKWW)

289 That cute chick has a ginormous thumb?

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 05:54 PM (rGVoW)

290 That her her 'blonde' hair. But..eh. Still a One.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 19, 2020 05:38 PM (ifmtJ)


Not all cultural appropriation is bad.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2020 05:55 PM (/Dgcm)

291 How many beggars on the streets are not loaded up with tattoos? I certainly could not afford them, even if I wanted them, which I do not.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2020 05:55 PM (66BnU)

292 Yenta

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 19, 2020 05:55 PM (nu45M)

293 Oh no do please tell us all once again how hideous
and trashy we are because we wear ink. We love hearing that! Almost as
much as we love hearing about how we are abusing our kids by sending
them to public schools since we don't have any other fucking options.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 19, 2020 05:54 PM (Vxu+H)

Submit photos for honest assessment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 05:55 PM (KnJdm)

294 A medical condition in which you've grown six additional livers?



Well you can never have too many livers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 05:53 PM (KZzsI)

===Real men just have one BIG BULLDOG of a LIVER.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 05:55 PM (pw+jk)

295 Last time I went into a Starbucks to pick up a mobile order, I had to yank the mask down so that I could be heard through the plexiglass slabs.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 05:55 PM (Eicbe)

296 Beat It at the Trump rally? I' can get behind this.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:55 PM (4q3U3)

297 But his job is to make the people under him do the job that needs to be done. If he is having trouble with his staff, then hi might be a stellar lawyer, of prosecutor, but he is incompetent in his current role.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 19, 2020 05:52 PM (LWu6U)

Think you pretty much nailed it.
Barr is an exceptional attorney.
He has not proven to be an exceptional AG.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 19, 2020 05:55 PM (xXx5y)

298
Like Scully, Toobin is not fired, he's suspended. Just left dangling until they think everyone's forgotten.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2020 05:56 PM (IXkVp)

299 I think Barr and Trump had a chat, and Trump was reassured.

Posted by: Tofer732 at October 19, 2020 05:42 PM (rFkTI)


Barr has done that before.
And Rosenstein before that...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2020 05:56 PM (/Dgcm)

300 Jeffrey Toobin's Wiki page has been updated. I thought I'd mention that before Jeffrey pointed that out.

Posted by: mrp at October 19, 2020 05:56 PM (Pqytn)

301 Best tatt I ever saw was on a professional, it read:
"Use the pooper, no babies!"

Posted by: Attila is hungry at October 19, 2020 05:56 PM (w7KSn)

302 298
Like Scully, Toobin is not fired, he's suspended. Just left dangling until they think everyone's forgotten.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2020 05:56 PM (IXkVp)


You had to say "dangling" didn't you.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 19, 2020 05:56 PM (PiwSw)

303 "I dont know why he (Toobin) was exposing himself."
- ace

*******

It's good to be accurate in reporting.

Posted by: Senior Pants at October 19, 2020 05:57 PM (VF9SE)

304 Had to look up Threeper - no relation to Thrupple.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Counter-Revolutionary She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2020 05:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

305 287
Welp.



"This piece has been updated with more detail about the call and the
headline has been updated to reflect that Toobin was masturbating"





Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 05:54 PM (ZfRYq)

I don't want to see the flaming skull for that one.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 05:57 PM (KnJdm)

306 291 How many beggars on the streets are not loaded up with tattoos? I certainly could not afford them, even if I wanted them, which I do not.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2020 05:55 PM (66BnU)

Makes me even more unsympathetic. I saw this one guy panhandling at an intersection with his dog. He was youngish, thirties at the most, and probably had 2 to 3 grand worth of ink. I'm like, you know, some people genuinely fall on hard times, but you seem like the product of extremely bad decisions.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 05:57 PM (NWiLs)

307 Boobs before the red hat. Perfect.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 19, 2020 05:57 PM (eOZ+H)

308 >>298
Like Scully, Toobin is not fired, he's suspended. Just left dangling until they think everyone's forgotten.

Sort of an anticlimax.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 19, 2020 05:57 PM (XpDOS)

309 Was that Amy Schumer?

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2020 05:57 PM (nL4fk)

310 You fuckers should see me when I'm REALLY horny.

Posted by: Jeff Toobin at October 19, 2020 05:57 PM (sWM8x)

311 by the way, if you were too busy looking at the young lady to notice, crazy lady almost goes cross eyed at the end. A definite sign of a higher intellect

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 19, 2020 05:57 PM (4a9Vv)

312 The call Toobin was jerking it on was an election simulation.

Our guesses were pretty much spot on.

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 05:58 PM (ZfRYq)

313 Oddly, Woods and Streep were lovers/married couple in the miniseries Holocaust. His character died in Auschwitz of exhaustion just before liberation.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2020 05:58 PM (KAi1n)

314 This piece has been updated with more detail about the call and the headline has been updated to reflect that Toobin was masturbating
---
That doesn't make it batter.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 05:58 PM (Eicbe)

315 >>Best tatt I ever saw was on a professional, it read:
"Use the pooper, no babies!"


You know Michael Sam?

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 05:58 PM (rGVoW)

316 I'm not going to declare Barr a wash just yet but he better get cracking in a vigorous way after the election, is all I can say.

I don't agree with it, but I do understand why they are reluctant to do anything major right before an election. I understand why they might be taking extra time on this while moving lightning fast on certain... other cases. But November 4 better damned well be D-Day or we'll know the fix is in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 05:58 PM (KZzsI)

317 Oh no do please tell us all once again how hideous and trashy we are because we wear ink. We love hearing that! Almost as much as we love hearing about how we are abusing our kids by sending them to public schools since we don't have any other fucking options.


The Horde Purity Standard is capricious, contradictory, and cloaked in calumny. No one makes it through.

Anyone else enjoying the NFL game now?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2020 05:58 PM (q2K0j)

318 Beat it.

Worst ear worm of the year.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2020 05:58 PM (axyOa)

319 Just clocked in. Is this Pick A Topic Time??? Any suggestions???

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 05:58 PM (bCLt0)

320 Scream Fat.

+1000

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2020 05:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

321 238 Break time.

Today is, and tomorrow and Wednesday will be, a cast iron bitch. But I'm going to get through it because there's a light at the end of the tunnel...and it's from a star. A Lone Star, to be precise.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 05:47 PM (NWiLs)

^^^btw there's a link at Insty for pajamas in case you still need to pack...

Posted by: Iris at October 19, 2020 05:58 PM (lSFe/)

322 302 298
Like Scully, Toobin is not fired, he's suspended. Just left dangling until they think everyone's forgotten.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2020 05:56 PM (IXkVp)


You had to say "dangling" didn't you.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 19, 2020 05:56 PM (PiwSw)

Check out my participle.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

323 Like Scully, Toobin is not fired, he's suspended. Just left dangling until they think everyone's forgotten.

Sort of an anticlimax.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 19, 2020 05:57 PM (XpDOS)
---
Jerking him around.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 05:58 PM (Eicbe)

324 Jeffery Toobin is such garbage, he screwed a Jeff Greenfield's daughter and threw money at her to get an abortion she refused and took him to court to pay Child support

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 19, 2020 05:59 PM (dKiJG)

325 Story updated that Toobin was masturbating, as we all suspected.

But to who on the Zoom call?

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2020 05:59 PM (9TdxA)

326 Nice crowd in Tucson

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 05:59 PM (dNzKv)

327 Toobin is not fired, he's suspended. Just left dangling until they think everyone's forgotten.

Like the scuzzball making constant kiddy porn jokes who directed the Guardians of the Galaxy movies. Suspended like 3 weeks then put back on the job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 05:59 PM (KZzsI)

328 >>The call Toobin was jerking it on was an election simulation.


In the SNL sketch, I hope they show him shutting off the lights, lighting a few candles and microwaving the cateloupe.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 05:59 PM (rGVoW)

329 I hope Trump defunds everything but the military....after eliminating government unions.


Give that bitch something to scream about....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2020 05:59 PM (v2c9/)

330 I got nothing against tats... except on fat chicks.
*ducks, runs*

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 05:59 PM (v0R5T)

331 Submit photos for honest assessment.

Lol.

Personally, I'm not against tattoos. Or piercings. Or blue hair. Etc. I'm probably a couple of orders of magnitude more liberal than the Horde on these kinds of things. But I am tired of seeing chest-area and chest-adjacent tattoos on chicks, cause they suck. Same goes with prison-quality tats. Just cause I'm a reader, doesn't mean I like your book, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2020 06:00 PM (H5knJ)

332 Used to work with a wild biker chick who would say anything out loud. One day she told me: "I have an M tattooed on each ass cheek."

Her first name started with an M, but not her surname. So, perplexed, I asked "OK, Maria, why do you have an M tattooed on each ass cheek?"

And she said: "So when I lie on my back and spread my legs, it says "WOW."

She was a trip.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:00 PM (jbF6h)

333 Best tatt I ever saw was on a professional, it read:
"Use the pooper, no babies!"
Posted by: Attila is hungry at October 19, 2020 05:56 PM (w7KSn)


I hope that was a tramp stamp.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2020 06:00 PM (/Dgcm)

334 " Who will relieve us of this Troublesome Toobin"?

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 06:00 PM (bCLt0)

335
I saw this one guy panhandling at an intersection with his dog.

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Her Majesty stopped, rolled down her window, and gave him a handful of dog biscuits. Panhandler didn't thank her

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2020 06:00 PM (mht8P)

336 If they're playing "Best It" at an event I'm going to assume that someone chose it because Eddie Van Halen just died recently.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 06:00 PM (PBp5E)

337 Can someone explain to me what 10% Joe is about? Work gets in the way of me keeping up with the in jokes.

Also, have any revelations come out from the OANN dump of Hunter Biden's emails? They supposedly released them last night. In a fair world, they and NYPo would get Pulitzers.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2020 06:00 PM (Rbfr/)

338 San Diego Unified School District:
Non-white students can't be expected to turn their work in on time and behave themselves in class, so we're not going to grade on that anymore. Unless you're white.

https://t.co/OMCWLlx98R

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2020 06:00 PM (sG4Hj)

339 CNN!!! You dumb bastards!

That's my President right there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:00 PM (HaL55)

340 Reason # 1,626,863. The left are sick fucks.

Can we get a new thread.?

Posted by: Golfman at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (sDYCZ)

341
Her Majesty stopped, rolled down her window, and gave him a handful of dog biscuits. Panhandler didn't thank her
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2020 06:00 PM (mht8P)

Some people are just damned ungrateful.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (NWiLs)

342 Like Scully, Toobin is not fired, he's suspended. Just left dangling until they think everyone's forgotten.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2020 05:56 PM (IXkVp)


You had to say "dangling" didn't you.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 19, 2020 05:56 PM (PiwSw)

Left hanging until they see which way the wind is blowing.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

343 I don't think putting a picture on it would improve the looks of my body.


OTOH, there's my neighbor. He has a full back tattoo of a castle with the names of his wife and kids around it. It's very nice.


Different strokes.

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (XxJt1)

344 I saw that meltdown yesterday. That old broad has lost it. Maybe she's the one that wrote the note in KC.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (VNmG1)

345 The Five just ragged on Toobin. Lots of sniggers.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (nL4fk)

346 I got nothing against tats... except on fat chicks.
*ducks, runs*
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 05:59 PM (v0R5T)

Seconded.

Posted by: Robert, not running at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (qHrpb)

347 WTF?

What would a Zoom call involving this idiot Toobin, and the idiot from the Naval War College (no, not the fat dumb one, the other one, also with a history of Genitalia Broadcasting) look like?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (OTzUX)

348 It's easier to move a civil servant to a do-nothing desk job than to terminate them.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (KAi1n)

349 "I hope that was a tramp stamp."

Actually it was, and it used quite an attractive script.

Posted by: Attila is hungry at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (w7KSn)

350 Okay. Got it. Toobin 'N Tats is it.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (bCLt0)

351 I've had. Guy knew his shit and made me aware of the fact that here in WI that 85% of the current cases do not have any fever associated with it.

Which makes sense because the virus mutates.

People who got the bad version and ended up hospitalized were prohibited from spreading it by being in true isolation (or just dying) so that virus didn't get a chance to get a new host.

OTOH, the weak mutation didn't present symptoms and so it got passed around, and that mutation is what vastly dominates the positive cases.

Masks and "social distancing" has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: 🐧 at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (C+evo)

352
Some people are just damned ungrateful.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (NWiLs)

---------

The dog had better manners.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (mht8P)

353 CNN promoting Toobin to the hard news division

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (R3uW8)

354 Her Majesty stopped, rolled down her window, and gave him a handful of dog biscuits. Panhandler didn't thank her

Beggars with big expensive creatures are not beggars, they're playing you for a sap. That was the right reaction.

If you need to beg to eat, you cannot afford a dog.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (KZzsI)

355 Oh no do please tell us all once again how hideous
and trashy we are because we wear ink. We love hearing that! Almost as
much as we love hearing about how we are abusing our kids by sending
them to public schools since we don't have any other fucking options.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 19, 2020 05:54 PM (Vxu+H)


And another person has a personal encounter with a cold, hard truth - both sides have more than their fair share of scolds. Madame - just wait until you get a stern talking to about the importance of taking your hat off indoors, or wearing a sport coat while in the airport.

People that get off on superficial shit like that typically do so to boost their own ego. Nothing more.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (u2rDY)

356 So Toobin is a circle jerk

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (SgabA)

357 336. Sorry for the typo my phone is retarded. That was supposed to say "Beat It".

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (PBp5E)

358 I'm neutral on the tats. When much younger, read a non-fiction about taking the death camps in Poland and the former East Germany. Troops were horrified to find lamp shades, wallets and other nick-nacs made from tattoo-ed skin of the Jewish victims.

Also read somewhere that the North Vietnamese did similar war crimes on our U.S. Forces.
Just not my personal cup of tea, ever since. I don't judge others for having one, Just not for me.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (VcFUs)

359 "Posted by: H Badger at October 19, 2020 05:50 PM (RvXGY)"

Good luck with that, keep us in the loop on how you're feeling.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (4thlk)

360 My Wife took care of a Kid that had a Medical Alert tattooed on his arm because he kept forgetting to wear it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (dKiJG)

361 345 The Five just ragged on Toobin. Lots of sniggers.
Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (nL4fk)


Even Juan the Dope?

Posted by: Marybeth at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (4pK1/)

362 Just put up my TRUMP/PENCE 2020 sign an the end of the driveway.

I have a second one. It for some reason the first one disappears or is defaced, I'll put the other one up with a really long extension cord attached.

The dudes up the road have had one out for a month and nobody's messed with it. The only people who stop on the 2-lane are the mailman and garbage man. Anyone else is up to no good, and likely to be shot.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (3H9h1)

363 You can tell she's a conservative - she has the constitution tattooed on her forearm!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 19, 2020 05:30 PM (LWu6U)

She also has the 3-percenter symbol on the back of her left hand.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (ExV1e)

364 Different strokes.
Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (XxJt1)


Heck of a day to post something like that.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (t+qrx)

365 tattoo girl is on my side. She's an ally. This is a war, the biggest war of my life, and I ain't turning down any allies for any reason.

he who sheds his blood with me today and all that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 05:54 PM



And she looks like she'd be fun to have a beer with.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (axyOa)

366 These people like Toobin... These are the people that think they are above us, out betters, that we are the dumb hicks and know-nothings.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (r+sAi)

367 Nice rack. OK overall. Lose the tats.

Great, great facial expressions, hot eyes.

1

Next ......

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (OTzUX)

368 People that get off on superficial shit like that typically do so to boost their own ego. Nothing more.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (u2rDY)

I rate this statement as true.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 06:03 PM (NWiLs)

369 Med Alert is sensible.

I will also accept Knot Diagrams.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 06:03 PM (rGVoW)

370 That booboo woman, obviously her intellect is higher than the cookie jar. Poor dear.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 06:03 PM (pB6Gt)

371 Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:00 PM (jbF6h)



Thread winner. Hands down.

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 06:03 PM (XxJt1)

372 Today is, and tomorrow and Wednesday will be, a cast iron bitch. But I'm
going to get through it because there's a light at the end of the
tunnel...and it's from a star. A Lone Star, to be precise.


"Soooo, Lone Star..." I lost track of how many times that line was said in Spaceballs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:03 PM (HaL55)

373 I'm wondering if the Babylon Bee is gonna look at the Toobin story and say - oh no man, no way. Ain't touchin' it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:03 PM (Kpl3J)

374 Non-white students can't be expected to turn their work in on time and behave themselves in class, so we're not going to grade on that anymore.

And this in a military town.

The soft bigotry of low expectations on display here. well you can't expect an better from THEM

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:03 PM (KZzsI)

375 In the SNL sketch, I hope they show him shutting off the lights, lighting a few candles and microwaving the cateloupe.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 05:59 PM (rGVoW)


Is that some kind of gay slang cause I don't get any of that.

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 06:03 PM (ZfRYq)

376 Weird thing I missed in that Vice Toobin article.

The call was an "election simulation," whatever the fuck that is.

Trump was played by a female tranny born in Russia.

twitter.com/MattHennessey/status/1318309376852217857

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 06:03 PM (rysH+)

377 BREAKING: Hunter Biden associate's emails reveal details of deal with fmr Moscow mayors wife to launder funds into the US in avoidance of sanctions, Devon Archer claimed firm received $200M

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 19, 2020 06:03 PM (EYq34)

378 In one of Hunter's deals with the Chinese, "the Big Guy" got 10% of the equity. Just Joe wetting his beak.

Mostly Joe took 50%, which sounds like a lot but he had to kick upstairs to a guy who "only wanted a taste."

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (9TdxA)

379 I'm wondering if the Babylon Bee is gonna look at the Toobin story and say - oh no man, no way. Ain't touchin' it.

If only Toobin had said the same thing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (SchxB)

380 >> 323 Like Scully, Toobin is not fired, he's suspended. Just left dangling until they think everyone's forgotten.

Sort of an anticlimax.

---
Jerking him around.
.....
This whole incident arouses suspicion.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (XpDOS)

381 I have a topic for next week: electoral college predictions from the horde. Numbers, not states.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

382
"Soooo, Lone Star..." I lost track of how many times that line was said in Spaceballs.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 06:03 PM (HaL55)

There's only one man who would DARE give me the raspberry...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (NWiLs)

383 Nood Nuts.

Big, even huge!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (/Dgcm)

384 Oh, hot girl does have tattoos.


I didn't even notice...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (v2c9/)

385 >>BREAKING: Hunter Biden associate's emails reveal details of deal with fmr Moscow mayors wife to launder funds into the US in avoidance of sanctions, Devon Archer claimed firm received $200M



OW, MY BALLS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (rGVoW)

386 347 WTF?

What would a Zoom call involving this idiot Toobin, and the idiot from the Naval War College (no, not the fat dumb one, the other one, also with a history of Genitalia Broadcasting) look like?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (OTzUX)

In a word?

Gooey.

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (WXeUy)

387 WHO WAS ZOOM?

Posted by: The real question at October 19, 2020 06:05 PM (ldmQR)

388 The Five just ragged on Toobin. Lots of sniggers.
Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (nL4fk)
.........

Was Dana masturbating?

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

389 364
Different strokes.

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (XxJt1)



Heck of a day to post something like that.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (t+qrx)


That occurred to me one second after I clicked "Send".

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 06:05 PM (XxJt1)

390 If you need to beg to eat, you cannot afford a dog.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (KZzsI)

You make Mr. Bojangles Sad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 06:06 PM (Kpl3J)

391 If you need to beg to eat, you cannot afford a dog.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (KZzsI)

Eat the dog.

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2020 06:06 PM (WXeUy)

392 Oops- Contractor in Westmoreland county PA- a county that was trump +30 in 2016- inadvertently, accidentally, unexpectedly had an error that resulted in them inadvertently forgetting to send out 60,000 ballots.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 06:06 PM (dNzKv)

393 Come on a Zoom ah Zoom ah Zoom
Come on a ZommaZoomaZoom-ah-Zoom...

Posted by: Toobin knows how the real lyrics went at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (ldmQR)

394 yup, girls these days love their tats. It's just what they do, like nose piercings in Clueless. I'm not a fan but I do like boobs. so what can you do.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (4RcDR)

395 376
Weird thing I missed in that Vice Toobin article.



The call was an "election simulation," whatever the fuck that is.



Trump was played by a female tranny born in Russia.



twitter.com/MattHennessey/status/1318309376852217857

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 06:03 PM (rysH+)

Dude was jerking it to election porn, which puts Kurt Eichenwald in a new, more flattering light.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (KnJdm)

396 378 In one of Hunter's deals with the Chinese, "the Big Guy" got 10% of the equity. Just Joe wetting his beak.

Mostly Joe took 50%, which sounds like a lot but he had to kick upstairs to a guy who "only wanted a taste."
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2020 06:04 PM (9TdxA)

My take on it(I didn't read into this closely) is that the 10% is carry. 20% carry is normalish for a management firm of various private equity/hedge funds, so 10% of the carry would be 50%.

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (Zm+LZ)

397 76
37

The loon looks like the woman they have as a Dem shill on the panel. Can't remember her name.




Posted by: pep at October 19, 2020 05:24 PM (v16oJ)

Fats Navarro?


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
They call her that not just because she's a tub of larde (sic), but because she's also a skilled pool player. Very distinctive style. She holds the cue with her lips.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (LBiyC)

398 Posted by: JackStraw

I understand and am sympathetic to this argument.

He had a hard deadline (Nov. 3, 2020) and so far he has failed. So either he did not understand the requirement, or he took on a hail-Mary job, or he failed.

If he did not understand the requirement - he is incompetent
If he took on a job he did not expect to succeed in, then he is a fool.

Sure, maybe he thought Trump getting a second term was a sure thing, but I can't count on that and if these prosecutions don't get done this country is over. That was his job, and his deadline.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (LWu6U)

399 PeoPeople that get off on superficial shit like that typically do so to boost their own ego. Nothing more.




Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (u2rDY)

Whatever. I do not walk up to people with tats and scold them. I don't say anything to them in this regard. Are you proposing that I am not allowed to think they are pretty hideous?



Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (66BnU)

400 The Five just ragged on Toobin. Lots of sniggers.
Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2020 06:01 PM (nL4fk)


Even Juan the Dope?
Posted by: Marybeth at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (4pK1/)

----------------

He laughed but called everyone else terrible for doing so.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2020 06:08 PM (nL4fk)

401 If you descend too quickly, you are probably going to die.


Gravity: It's not just a suggestion, it's the law.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (yQpMk)

402 RSBN Liz Willis is Pretty in Pink today

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (jbF6h)

403 Jackstraw likes Barr still, and I wouldn't bet against Jackstraw.

Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 06:09 PM (AwPyG)

404 5 yo - had one day where she was lethargic at school. Fever around 100 for three hours the first day (last wednesday) and a 1 hr fever the second. Since then completely back to her regular self full energy and personality. Pissed she can't go to school.

Me (47) - feels just like any mild head cold I've had. No fever. Definitely more tired, but that's already dissipating.
Whatever I had back in early February was a hell of a lot worse than this.

Hell most of my hangovers are worse than this.

Posted by: H Badger at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (RvXGY)

405 And she looks like she'd be fun to have a beer with.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2020 06:02 PM (axyOa)

Yup - me likey tat babe - and I hate tats on babes...but still, pretty cute and on the right team -

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 06:10 PM (w2LAm)

406 That republicans and conservatism is now the counter culture and all the cool kids are doing it is freaky.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (3aLWR)

407 In one of Hunter's deals with the Chinese, "the Big Guy" got 10% of the equity.

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 06:07 PM (Zm+LZ)
---
What did he give the "little guy"?

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:11 PM (Eicbe)

408 Good News!!

The big guy just told me the books are open and I'm getting my badge.

Yup. Finally.

Odd, they told me the baptism is gonna be in some basement on Long Island, but I guess they want to keep it quiet.

Posted by: Hunter (MADE) Biden at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (LWu6U)

409 People are free to do as they want but no woman ever was made more attractive by tattoos. Name an exception if you know of one.

Posted by: Citizen at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (ldmQR)

410 Bear, watch the video.

Posted by: An Observation at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (S8lX2)

411 People are free to do as they want

Posted by: Citizen at October 19, 2020 06:12 PM (ldmQR)
---
Let me stop you there.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 06:13 PM (Eicbe)

412 Tattoos on a beautiful woman are like bumper stickers on a Ferrari. They're still Ferraris

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (9TdxA)

413 nood

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 19, 2020 06:15 PM (LWu6U)

414 I think I'm in the minority here in the US, but I think tattoos are trashy as hell.
Posted by: bonhomme

I can understand a small symbolic tattoo in a place where it is easy to conceal.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest


As an artist/designer (and have friends who do this for a living), I don't get and never have gotten the tattoo thing - much less wearing fishing tackle.

When I'm enjoying Hawaii for instance, and all these beautiful women walking around that look like they were locked into a dumpster full of sharpies and rolled down a hill.

God gives them perfect bodies and skin, and they vandalize it. Let's be real, even the best tattoos look like crap after 20 years. Some folks run out and get a tat for whatever reason, then there's the addicted kind. I even took a picture of a tattoo on some gal's back, I could not for the life of me figure out what it said. The script was so bad and the ink was getting so fuzzy.

2 good examples of why not to get a tat of anything popular culture.

My Marine nephew got a tattoo of Ren (of Ren & Stimpy) because he grew up loving it and Ren yelling at everyone all the time. Then, John Krikfalusi in the R&S reboot made Ren & Stimpy gay. Then it turns out, John K. is a pedo and radioactive in the industry. Try telling that to a 6'8" Marine when he's back from deployment (I did, he took it well).

Or, when I was at a concert once back in 1989, I saw a gorgeous young thing with a huge KSJO tattoo emblazoned across her shoulder. (this was a weird night when we noticed all the people suddenly getting tats before it was a thing). I said then and there - what happens if this beloved rock radio station ever changes formats?

Well, you can look it up. About 20 years ago they sold, and switched to the finest mariachi music this side of Tijuana. But more recently, they changed their nickname to "Bolly". Hahahaha. That's right, if you want to listen to Indian show tunes, 92.3 FM has you covered. I have to wonder if she ever tried changing the tat, or decided to try to ride out the decades in hopes that the grandchildren wouldn't think Grandma was a total putz. Or "I meant to put a big black rectangle on my shoulder".

I get tired of looking at things I've done, and other people have done. That's why being able to move something hanging on your wall is so much easier. I always figured if I did get a tattoo, it would be something like a tiny, angry Donald Duck. They'd never mess with a 90 year old intellectual property, right?

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 19, 2020 06:18 PM (8B6Ng)

415 Makes me even more unsympathetic. I saw this one guy panhandling at an intersection with his dog.


Those people are scammers. I have scumbags in my area that have been doing it at the same intersection for about two years now. Same damn guy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 06:19 PM (oVJmc)

416 Possibly a wise move to call out Biden as a criminal. May force some low-info Biden voters to do some research(not on CNN, of course) and find out some things

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 19, 2020 06:20 PM (oAY8z)

417 Tattoos often are like suicide. A permenent consequence of a short-sighted decision.

Posted by: Citizen at October 19, 2020 06:24 PM (ldmQR)

418 I think its the ranting scary chick on the right who were the ones we used to burn at the stake.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 05:33 PM (9Om/r)


Actually I think it was the ranting scary chicks who were the accusers.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 19, 2020 06:30 PM (YjRXK)

419 my god i want a blonde tattooed latina maga girl more than i knew

Posted by: dj3way at October 19, 2020 06:36 PM (bhPL1)

420 187 the airbrush and texturing makeup is making women virtually impossible to know on camera at least. Those internet influencer girls, if they fall face down on a pillow the get up looking like someone else and leave their face behind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 05:39 PM (KZzsI)

I saw similar t-shirts saying "I ran into Tammy Faye Baker" with a big mirror image make-up smear, back in that justly forgotten day.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 19, 2020 07:00 PM (qoKAm)

421 Wanted: Jerk buddy. Left handed only! Must be able to twerk while watching Cuties. Heavy squirters appreciated.

Posted by: Joe! at October 19, 2020 07:17 PM (r+ov6)

422 Nice tats

Posted by: LTCHAM at October 19, 2020 07:20 PM (lREC9)

423 There used to be better mental health care for whingey wimmin.

Posted by: setnaffa at October 19, 2020 07:46 PM (eaJqd)

424 419, I have a mostly untattooed(one small one) non-blond MAGA latina, they are fun, and firey, I highly recomend.

Posted by: KarlHungus at October 19, 2020 08:36 PM (Hhstg)

425 Proving once again that the hottest women are on the right.

Posted by: cubiclecommando at October 20, 2020 01:24 AM (AD6uq)

426 I guess pointing out we are a Republic and not a Democracy would be fatal for this screamer.

Posted by: obsidian at October 20, 2020 01:10 PM (7+yqP)

427 I just want the whole world to know about this spell caster I met
two weeks ago, wisdomspiritualtemple@gmail.com I cannot say everything he has done for me my wife
left me 3 years ago left with my kids I was going through online
when I meant this wonderful man's testimony online I decided to
give it a try and my wife is back to me now and we ar1e happily
married again cause is too much to put in writing all I can say is
thank you very much am very happy .and does alot of spell
including Love Spell
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