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Leftists Now Literally Eating Hearts In Bizarre Occult Street Rituals

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1 meep meep motherfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2020 02:19 PM (W2Pud)

2 and, eeeeewwwwww

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2020 02:19 PM (W2Pud)

3 Sick fucks!

Posted by: CN at October 19, 2020 02:20 PM (ONvIw)

4 they're going all Temple of Doom.

cool.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2020 02:20 PM (W2Pud)

5
What kind of heart? Beef?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2020 02:20 PM (IXkVp)

6 Just a pathological idea.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2020 02:20 PM (k4dH2)

7 This is normal.

This will definitely not turn off normies from their cause.

Not in the least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 02:20 PM (NWM+b)

8 time travel bitchez

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 19, 2020 02:20 PM (oAY8z)

9 It's cool, they'll love the country again as soon as Groping Joe's elected.

Posted by: Gaff at October 19, 2020 02:21 PM (jPS2y)

10 they president

Ebonics sucks.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 02:21 PM (jbF6h)

11 Heh!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2020 02:21 PM (eJn7u)

12 You kiss yo' mama wit dat mouf?!?

Posted by: BignJames at October 19, 2020 02:21 PM (AwYPR)

13 Was it a pig heart or something worse?

Posted by: CN at October 19, 2020 02:21 PM (ONvIw)

14 From what I understand, the absolute insanity we're seeing from the Street Lefties is a sound indicator that Biden is up by double digits.

Which totally puts their actions in a perfectly reasonable light.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 02:21 PM (hku12)

15 I called the otters.

and speaking of, I saw a family of river otters puttering about the inlet where my water taxi docks.

nasty little buggers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2020 02:21 PM (W2Pud)

16 Yes, please vote for Democrats. We need more of this.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 02:21 PM (VpIIl)

17 Was it a pig heart or something worse?
Posted by: CN at October 19, 2020 02:21 PM (ONvIw)


Snow White's

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 02:21 PM (hku12)

18 This is what happens when the mentally ill self medicate. Bring back the state hospital system!

Posted by: Tropical Lutefisk at October 19, 2020 02:21 PM (/SaL2)

19 Put them down like rabid dogs.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 19, 2020 02:21 PM (R5lpX)

20 DOJ INDICTED GRU MEMBERS FOR HACKING! TRUMP HASN'T NUKED MOSCOW YET!!! PUTINS PUPPET!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (dNzKv)

21 Interesting, especially considering the cadre of leftist political elites and celebrities are also into this kind of blood-cult shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (NWiLs)

22 People mention Satanic and demonic and get laughed at but.

This is demonic.

Like the burning a stack of Bibles in Portland. What, exactly, does that have to do with politics and Trump, again? Or dead black men at the hands of police, which is allegedly what these are things are supposed to be about (remember that? way back months ago?)

Spirit Cooking, child molestation, this stuff. Tell me that's not demonic. Tell me that these people are not straight up Satanic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

23 Not in the least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 02:20 PM (NWM+b)

Um, What does Dolley say about it?

Posted by: CN at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (ONvIw)

24 Sounds like a bunch of people confident of a win.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (kA3Cp)

25 They are seeking to acquire the strength of their vanquished adversary by eating his heart. Fail.

White crocs, messenger bag, skinny jeans, skateboard, chunk of bloody heart.

One of these things is not like the others.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (nWg/4)

26 Yes, I absolutely have these people under control.

I am in charge.

Posted by: Flaccid, Lyin Joe Biden at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (VpIIl)

27 That's gonna convince Iowans...

Posted by: hawkpilot at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (MG4W1)

28 something, something,... mental disorder.

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (SWbVS)

29 14 From what I understand, the absolute insanity we're seeing from the Street Lefties is a sound indicator that Biden is up by double digits.

Which totally puts their actions in a perfectly reasonable light.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 02:21 PM (hku12)

=========

I remember them doing this in October of 2016 when they knew that Hillary was cruising to victory.

Snark off:

Seriously: think back to their behavior then. They were happy. They knew that they were on the cusp of total political dominance, including SCOTUS. They were joyful at the prospects.

That is not the left today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (NWM+b)

30 Remember when the founders ate symbolic human hearts to celebrate the idea of independence from tyranny?

Good times.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (KnJdm)

31 Look Marge, vegetarian satanist.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (pB6Gt)

32

We're gonna need a bigger rubber room.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 02:23 PM (sfhL4)

33 What aisle would a book on the origins of heart eating be on at Ray's Occult Books?

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 19, 2020 02:23 PM (sX1BW)

34 This will end well.

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 02:23 PM (ZfRYq)

35
MRS FIXER: Hey.... do you ever get a sharp stabby feeling in your back like somebody is stabbing a voodoo doll of you.

ME: No.... why do you ask.


.



.




.

MRS FIXER: How about now???

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2020 02:23 PM (8XRCm)

36 I guess it was only a matter of time before the Noble Savages of the Sioux Nation came out as AntiTrumpers.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 02:23 PM (BM2fS)

37 and speaking of, I saw a family of river otters puttering about the inlet where my water taxi docks.

Some day your taxi will spring a leak. The otters are just biding their time.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 19, 2020 02:23 PM (ZGrMX)

38 It's OK, it's a tofu heart. With beet juice coloring.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 02:23 PM (NWiLs)

39 Hey Leftists

Just drink the Flavor-Aid already.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2020 02:23 PM (sa7+t)

40 It's Boston. You should see the crazy shit they do when the Celtics lose in the playoffs

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2020 02:23 PM (Izzlo)

41 C. Thomas Howell did it better in Red Dawn.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (jbF6h)

42 Mom and dad must be so proud!

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (h8nNr)

43 But what about the Proud Boys?

Posted by: MSM at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (63Dwl)

44 These people are not sane.

Posted by: SkylerKat at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (SXIn9)

45 It looks like those guys have been reading Sutter Cane.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (Ae67h)

46 Maybe they would like a gold-painted calf to worship. Let's crowdfund one and have it delivered.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (fQzH1)

47 When pole position is the meeper meeping, you know it's a great day and a great story.

Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with Chinese overloads, social credit scores, fake science, and mass censorship! at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (BRkq2)

48 What he heck is that- The Cult of Wimpy Soy Boys? I thought they were vegans?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (VpIIl)

49 Was it Mickey Rourke?

Posted by: Avi at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (T4qa/)

50

lol, "I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire!" and he just points at it and rolls over without trying to put it out.

lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (sfhL4)

51 The culture of hate that Trump foments forces protestors to eat hearts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (dNzKv)

52 So, what you are telling me is that there is an Aztec resurgence in this hemisphere?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (kA3Cp)

53 Same as eating a hot dog.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (1ISKN)

54 we aren't going to need immigrants for lawn care for a very, very long time.

Posted by: x at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (0tE/i)

55 Eat your heart out kids.

Posted by: Fortcoins at October 19, 2020 02:25 PM (NuSXZ)

56 Spirit Cooking, child molestation, this stuff. Tell me that's not demonic. Tell me that these people are not straight up Satanic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

It's 2016 redux.

What's Marina Abramovic up to these days?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 02:25 PM (5FCda)

57 Went to get lunch and had it on the local sports station. A commercial came on from iHeart radio I think in conjunction with Dove Cares for Men and the NBA featuring NBA players discussing why you should vote. Systemic racism, voter suppression and respect for black men were the main talking points. So go vote, racists.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 19, 2020 02:25 PM (/ZYFC)

58 People are saying Trump actually died of covid and was replaced by a clone ... He is part of the deep state

Posted by: The Real Truth. Q at October 19, 2020 02:25 PM (07sg3)

59 The truthful part about QAnon isn't just that there is a major pedophile conspiracy at the highest levels of society. It's that even sicker truths boil beneath the surface. It won't take long before cannibalism crosses from modern African folklore into modern Satanic liberalism.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2020 02:25 PM (7BsNV)

60 52 So, what you are telling me is that there is an Aztec resurgence in this hemisphere?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (kA3Cp)

Cultural appropriation!

Posted by: CN at October 19, 2020 02:25 PM (ONvIw)

61 Golden calf?

Get with the times.

The Golden Vagina.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2020 02:25 PM (sa7+t)

62 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

Evil always ends up pulling towards the same ends - the destruction of all that is good and innocent in the world.

They might not see themselves as Satan's devoted footsoldiers, but he does. As long as their delusions please them and motivate them, he has no desire to set them straight. They will have all of eternity to kneel before his throne.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 19, 2020 02:25 PM (dYRJY)

63 Is it KETO?

Posted by: 13times at October 19, 2020 02:25 PM (K3B2k)

64 After Trump wins, the shit show will start

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 19, 2020 02:25 PM (iWIqo)

65

Are they getting free drugs because these are some special kind of drugs.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 02:25 PM (sfhL4)

66 So the zombie apocalypse has started for real

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (OjZpE)

67 A friend sent me this earlier and mentioned that he thinks the antifa people were taking a page out of game of thrones, where the hot chick has to eat a horse heart to get power or something.

I don't know, I didn't really watch the show.

But that kind of tracks. It wouldn't surprise me if all of their ideas come from Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, and Friends.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (cnTJD)

68 I've sometimes called the left demon possessed. I don't think that's hyperbole anymore. Even though I understand these are brain damaged children playing brain damaged games.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (lgiXo)

69 I think the suburban women thinking of voting for Biden should have them over for cider and apple bobbing. They seem nice and good role models.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (VpIIl)

70 Did they have to eat a dick before they get to the heart?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (pB6Gt)

71 A heart is a sandwich. Fight me!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (Izzlo)

72 Was the heart beating at the time, or they just found a heart of a dead animal? Sounds very Mayan or Aztec.

And yes, also satanic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (WkPC9)

73 This won't end peacefully. But it will end in great satisfaction.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (eJn7u)

74 Same as eating a hot dog.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (1ISKN)

My hot dogs are peckers and lips.

Posted by: BignJames at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (AwYPR)

75 but they are increasingly mirroring the occult
well duh

who doesn't think there were witchies and paganists all around the country praising their preferred demoness when the news broke of Trump's COVID diagnosis?

And then killing a kitten or puppy in sacrificial thanksgiving?

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (DJFLF)

76 Berets were a good idea until fucks like this ruined them. I'm a Tam man now.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (mCiNu)

77 GOOD HEART

Posted by: Charlotte at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (DLzZd)

78

I Heart Radio.

They Heart Pazuzu.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (s2VJv)

79 i saw an sjw, hideous and bestial, chowing down
so i asked, "Is it good, friend?"

and he said "ORANGEMAN BAD"

Posted by: lancewing plagarist at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (l8gTz)

80
So, they're NOT vegans, then?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (pNxlR)

81 Trump campaign placing heavy ad buys in IA, AZ, NC and WI.

More spending in OH, FL, ME, NH and MI.


Going to be very close.

Posted by: Ha at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (+jNil)

82 You know who else was a vicious gang of cruel, violent enforcers who had a lot of weird occult rituals to do along with their totalitarian socialism?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (hYcqw)

83 70
Did they have to eat a dick before they get to the heart?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (pB6Gt)

The way to a man's heart is through his dick.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (KnJdm)

84 67 A friend sent me this earlier and mentioned that he thinks the antifa people were taking a page out of game of thrones, where the hot chick has to eat a horse heart to get power or something.

I don't know, I didn't really watch the show.

But that kind of tracks. It wouldn't surprise me if all of their ideas come from Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, and Friends.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (cnTJD)

=========

Yeah, I can see that as the influence.

The psychotic dragon queen who was promising to burn cities to the ground at season 2 for not giving her what she wants has been a bit of an idol for the left for a while now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (NWM+b)

85 But that kind of tracks. It wouldn't surprise me if all of their ideas come from Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, and Friends.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (cnTJD)

-----

Well.... between this thread and the last one, Im afraid their going to find out that confrontations dont play out like Call of Duty either...

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (8XRCm)

86 "38 It's OK, it's a tofu heart. With beet juice coloring.
Posted by: Insomniac "

Curiously, this does not comfort me.

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (h8nNr)

87 Amy Barrett Coney spectrally touched me inappropriately. If you look under her robes, she has an extra teat from which her demonic law clerks feed.

Posted by: totally not crazy person at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (H5knJ)

88 I mean, the evil left has found a way to get Americans to go along WITH SHUTTING DOWN CHURCHES as well. They're all for child sacrifice, living children killed to get them out of the way when the parent doesn't want them. What possible evil have they not publicly promoted now?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

89 So the I (heart) New York shirt is now in fashion ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (iWIqo)

90 But I'm not supposed to sing hymns at church because that's dangerous?

Posted by: Moki at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (+X9Vs)

91 Did this idiot just quote and Indiana Jones movie?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (ZLI7S)

92 Wait. Please tell me he didn't eat the heart to get to the next level or get some new weapons. He knows this isn't a game- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (VpIIl)

93 71 A heart is a sandwich. Fight me!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (Izzlo)


Ventricle Down Economics...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (s2VJv)

94 A friend sent me this earlier and mentioned that he thinks the antifa people were taking a page out of game of thrones, where the hot chick has to eat a horse heart to get power or something.

That makes perfect sense. Everything leftists do now is from TV and movies. "Call a lid" is from "The West Wing", for instance.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (ZGrMX)

95 Voted Saturday. Glad texas got rid of straight ticket. The only places I've seen Biden signs here are vacant lots and near the polling place. One car at the polling place had a dock sticker on it. Pretty sure it was a poll worker as I was the only one voting when I came in and out.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (1UMNw)

96 We need Zod to control this group. He has a plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (u82oZ)

97 >>It won't take long before cannibalism crosses from modern African folklore into modern Satanic liberalism. Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2020 02:25 PM (7BsNV)

Speaking of, there's a good documentary on the Donner Party on Amazon(?).

The survivors labeled the meat with names so that the famished wouldn't accidentally eat their kin.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (nWg/4)

98 Maybe CBD can do a food thread on this. What kind of cocktail goes with bloody heart?

Posted by: Caliban at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (QE8X6)

99 76 Berets were a good idea until fucks like this ruined them. I'm a Tam man now.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (mCiNu)


It's that faux Che look, gets him antifa hotties

Posted by: CN at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM (ONvIw)

100 I hope against odds that makes all the Northeast tv stations.
We want people to see these crazies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM (r+sAi)

101 If I wore a hat, it would be a fedora.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM (jbF6h)

102 20 DOJ INDICTED GRU MEMBERS FOR HACKING! TRUMP HASN'T NUKED MOSCOW YET!!! PUTINS PUPPET!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (dNzKv)

Any doubt these evil thugs are part and parcel of the Left now?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM (puu6v)

103 98 Maybe CBD can do a food thread on this. What kind of cocktail goes with bloody heart?
Posted by: Caliban at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (QE8X6)


Bloody Mary is the - girl I love...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM (s2VJv)

104 93 71 A heart is a sandwich. Fight me!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (Izzlo)


Ventricle Down Economics...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (s2VJv)

Please wait in the atrium until we call for you.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM (NWiLs)

105 Y'know, for years I've tried to play it relatively cool with our adversaries.

Yeah, eff that. Time to clean house. Victory or death, bitchez.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: @BrotherTim is on Parler at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM (OUMaO)

106 was it the Book of Ezekiel that described the "playoff" between the king's magicians and the Yahweh's prophet? And guess who won.

We're in the middle of just this scenario.

That Book had a happy ending though. Jezebel got eaten by a pack of rabid dogs.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM (DJFLF)

107 Can you believe that QAnon thinks there are Satanists afoot? What nutters!

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM (ZfRYq)

108 96 We need Zod to control this group. He has a plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (u82oZ)

==

Is he a cylon?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM (NWM+b)

109 W-PAZU 166.6 on your dial...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM (sa7+t)

110 Did they have to eat a dick before they get to the heart?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (pB6Gt)

------

Pretty sure "eat a dick" got crossed off the checklist a looooong time ago.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM (8XRCm)

111 This is a half hour, but worth the watch. Venerable Bishop Fulton Sheen's sermon on patriotism, which is almost prophetic about today's left, even down to the Satanism.

youtu.be/gy6VtXVcGFw

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM (Izzlo)

112 Are all Satanists and Wiccans Democrats?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (lgiXo)

113 I've sometimes called the left demon possessed. I don't think that's hyperbole anymore. Even though I understand these are brain damaged children playing brain damaged games.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (lgiXo)

The vast majority are exactly that, but there are darker forces leading the self-deluded fools to darker ends. This battle is as much spiritual as it is political, the rot runs far deeper than Biden's Burisma shenanigans.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (dYRJY)

114 So the mob is now following along and reading Satanic stuff, eh? Good to know. The Catholic church and church in general ought to rise up now, right? Cause this stuff ain't normal and ain't just an idea. Evil has come out into the Light and not hiding the shadows any more.

Posted by: turambar at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (Gylu/)

115 That guy has a real flair for the melodramatic.

Posted by: huerfano at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (4yhdb)

116 Whenever I bring these nuts up to my leftist friends, I'm told that these people aren't representative of most democrats, and that they are the "fringe" just like "all those white supremacists" are. The increasingly insane, violent behavior isn't going to change a single vote, except MAYBE for people on the receiving end of it.

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (vkS2Z)

117 The survivors labeled the meat with names so that the famished wouldn't accidentally eat their kin.
--------

It was a more civilized time.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (sX1BW)

118 Sure I saw something in the Bible out this

End times..something or another...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (3aLWR)

119 48 What he heck is that- The Cult of Wimpy Soy Boys? I thought they were vegans?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 02:24 PM (VpIIl)

*****

Yeah...I wish they were wimpy.

Depraved? Yes.

Demonic? Yes.

Wimpy? No way. They own those streets. Took them from the cops by force.

Dangerous times.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (Ae67h)

120 98 Maybe CBD can do a food thread on this. What kind of cocktail goes with bloody heart?
Posted by: Caliban at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (QE8X6)

Curare and ether

Posted by: CN at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (ONvIw)

121 Funny, the advert right below the content shows Jack Nicholson with his face at the axed-out bathroom door

Posted by: stumck at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (w9Wax)

122 Related

https://tinyurl.com/y3roowwq

Louisville therapists are embedding with protesters to help them deal with trauma

"We're here to remind people to take care of themselves during this movement," said Millicent Cahoon, founder of Therapists for Protester Wellness.

Imagine the papers on mental illness, emotional damage, willful blindness, mob mentality, and pathological behavior they could write after this experience.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

123 >>96 We need Zod to control this group. He has a plan. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (u82oZ)

They have been weighed and measured and found wanting.

Accordingly, they will be given to Crom.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (nWg/4)

124 The past 2000 years of history can be described as a constant conflict between an advancing Christianity and the occasional resurgence of paganism. Modern progressivism is that resurgance.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (sTnpX)

125 86
"38 It's OK, it's a tofu heart. With beet juice coloring.

Posted by: Insomniac "



Curiously, this does not comfort me.

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (h8nNr)

OK, it's organic free-range tofu and sustainably, shade-grown beets.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (KnJdm)

126
"What kind of heart? Beef?"

Leave me out of this. Those people are nuts.

Posted by: Captain Beefheart at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (+y8uL)

127

Makes the schmuck screaming at the sky in 2016 seem reasonable and rational.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (s2VJv)

128 They're just cosplaying at being demonically-possessed blood-drinking murder feasters.

They're just your ordinary Democrats. Like your neighbor UrrrAH Shuggna-thurag. The guy with fifteen eyes. Yeah, him.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (uquGJ)

129 I don't have any words. I'm just furious and nervous as hell.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)

130 The Catholic church and church in general ought to rise up now, right?

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Just make sure you wear your mask.
- The Church

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (sX1BW)

131 A heart is a sandwich. Fight me!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (Izzlo)


Ventricle Down Economics...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (s2VJv)

Please wait in the atrium until we call for you.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM (NWiLs)

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I have TWO car diems for sale. You heard that right.

A "pair a car diem".

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (8XRCm)

132 As my great aunt sophie used to say....The FAK??

Posted by: dananjcon at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (u6xw0)

133 Jezebel = pink mishy hat wearers

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (DJFLF)

134 Off sock

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (Izzlo)

135 Accordingly, they will be given to Crom.
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (nWg/4)


That's... that's bad, right? For them?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (t+qrx)

136
112 Are all Satanists and Wiccans Democrats?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (lgiXo)


Goes like this:

Not all Dems are satanists, but all satanists are Dems.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (3aLWR)

137 Just learned my 23 year old nephew has turned into a hard-core Republican this year, a year after he graduated from one of the top universities. He was a lean-left throughout his college years, but after watching what the left did the past few years, he turned against them and is embracing Trump totally this election.

That means that there isn't a Democrat in my immediate family's ranks and they're all going to vote this year.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the original trans-Wookie at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (xxG/v)

138 No worries. It is an Amuse Bouche for satanists.

It is not the main course.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (haWye)

139 What is the heart eating guy yelling?

Leftism is a mental illness.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (jUVms)

140 Fedoras are nice but where do you put them when inside?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (sOpk7)

141 104
93 71 A heart is a sandwich. Fight me!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (Izzlo)





Ventricle Down Economics...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (s2VJv)



Please wait in the atrium until we call for you.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM

Why, aorta...

Posted by: huerfano at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (4yhdb)

142 I'm just furious and nervous as hell.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)

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Trigger finger OFF the bang switch until its go time.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (8XRCm)

143 101 If I wore a hat, it would be a fedora


I DO wear a hat. And it is a Fedora.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (eJn7u)

144 Matamoros, Mexico. Remember that drug smuggling cult?

The mystical law of contamination. Eat a bear's heart to gain the bear's strength.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (sa7+t)

145 That Styxenhammer guy is a rightie. He's some kind of satanist or wiccan or some shit.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (jbF6h)

146 NOBODY puts ketchup on a heart!

Posted by: Harry Callahan at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (63Dwl)

147 There's a lot of news that I just don't pass on to my 85 year old mom. She's scared enough as it is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

148 These are obviously right wing militant Christian Trump supporters pretending to be...

*checks notes*

...heart-eating, Bible burning, leftists.

- Media.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (ZR7kf)

149 Has anyone seen Cannibal Bob??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (3aLWR)

150 damn nurse, you certainly have the #1 touch!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (sy5kK)

151 Oddly enough, someone asked during the Kuties Kerfuffle what comes after they normalize "pedophilia" and I answered "ritual human sacrifice".

The trajectory is obvious to anyone in tune with humanity minus God.

I wasn't and am not kidding.

Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (ezIwa)

152 The survivors labeled the meat with names so that the famished wouldn't accidentally eat their kin.
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It was a more civilized time.
Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 19, 2020 02:29 PM (sX1BW)

Plus the kids were more tender

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (iWIqo)

153 ummmm..wtf?

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (a0IVu)

154 This Russian hacker charge with the DOJ is simply to provide a talking point for Joe Biden should the topic of Hunter's emails come up at the debate.

No wonder Schiff was talking about Russian dis-info.
He was getting ahead of this story.

The idea is to confuse people.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (HrMC1)

155 Evil has come out . . .

I blame Christians more than anyone else for this. For the last couple of decades, an awful lot of Christians have been behaving as if they are embarrassed by the tenets of their faith. Wouldn't want to offend anyone.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (H5knJ)

156 144 Matamoros, Mexico. Remember that drug smuggling cult?

The mystical law of contamination. Eat a bear's heart to gain the bear's strength.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (sa7+t)


So I guess this explains Kamala being identical to Willie Brown's brown willie...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (s2VJv)

157
Chicken hearts.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (sy5kK)

158 CBD's only objection would be the lack of sous vide.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (NWiLs)

159 yeah but are they a sous vide'd first?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (Gd3Hn)

160 After we turn socialist, we'll be fighting over who gets to eat the heart.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (1ISKN)

161 New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom Dick Incident

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (xPl2J)

162 154 This Russian hacker charge with the DOJ is simply to provide a talking point for Joe Biden should the topic of Hunter's emails come up at the debate.

No wonder Schiff was talking about Russian dis-info.
He was getting ahead of this story.

The idea is to confuse people.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (HrMC1)


And the idiot in doing so also confirmed that the laptop and contents are legit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (s2VJv)

163 TJM - going to respond to this...

Yeah, we love each other. We have two wonderful boys together. We've built a very nice life together.

Politics just doesn't come up that much, and I'm pretty okay with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
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I'm going to give you a little marital advice. You need to start educating your wife and find a way to put actual data in front of her to allow her to draw her own conclusions.

This will be important to the long term health of your marriage.

Short personal story.

I am adopted, it has never been an issue, and never hid it from anyone, including my wife. She knew about it as long as we have known each other.

Wife wife was a first wave feminist. She marched in Washington for the ERA.

She used to be pro-choice and I would suffer in silence as we would decide to boycott Domino's or something similar because they were pro-life.

My wife and daughter both knew I was pro-life, but we never talked about it.

One day my wife and daughter were having a big conversation about the latest pro-life "outrage", and suddenly they both turned to me in anger and she said, "Why are you pro-life? Why!?"

I calmly looked at her and said "If abortion had been legal in 1960, I wouldn't be here. I would have been killed because I was unplanned and inconvenient pregnancy"

That stopped her short. She was very quiet for the rest of the day. She didn't say another word about abortion for probably 6 months. But then I started noticing a marked change in her attitude, who she followed on Facebook, what she watched on TV.

She changed to a pro-life conservative.

Probably 3 years later I asked her, "What changed, why have you changed your position from supporting the Democrats?"

She told me, "When you pointed out you wouldn't be here. I had to consider what my life would be without you, and it was too terrible to contemplate"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (5p7BC)

164 Wiccans are all over the place politically, most of them apolitical entirely. Many are like Marianne whatserface in the Democrat Primaries, just space cadets who want to do nice things. Many are just in it for the orgies because to be honest, there's no other realistic pathway for them to get laid.

I've known a lot of really nice wiccans. Odd people, but sweet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

165 This is normal.

This will definitely not turn off normies from their cause.

Not in the least.
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Hahah! It's precious that you think anyone will ever know this happened!

Posted by: MSM at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (vg8iE)

166 This is a spiritual war. No doubt about it.

Posted by: jmel at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (RWHIh)

167 What is the heart eating guy yelling?
I WANT MY FUCKING SUPPORT ANIMAL!!!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (2dMdG)

168 BOSTON: anti-Trump protesters burn a flag and then eat a bloodied heart symbolizing they president

This is normal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (YqDXo)

169 139 What is the heart eating guy yelling?

Leftism is a mental illness.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (jUVms)

*****

Bunch of things. One of them was a chant of "Embrace the god of chaos."

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (Ae67h)

170 157
Chicken hearts.
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They are tasty when charcoal toasted.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (sOpk7)

171 Well.... between this thread and the last one, Im afraid their going to find out that confrontations dont play out like Call of Duty either...
Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (8XRCm)

Yeah.

I've mentioned before that I know a chick who is part of an antifa group in Brooklyn.

She's actually a nice girl, and doesn't seem to be stupid.

Until you really start talking to her, and you're like, "what fucking planet are you living on? Have you ever met a human before?"

For example, before the George Floyd stuff, she was talking about dismantling the police and replacing the cops with civil servants who would help you out. Like if your tail light was burned out, they'd wave you over and replace the tail light for free.

Or if there was a mentally ill person being deranged on the subway, a group of concerned citizens would go and speak with him until he calmed down.

Her ideas are completely divorced from reality.

So, long story short -- no, I don't think they realize that life isn't like a video game, and that at some point, people are going to fight back, and lots of people are going to get hurt / killed.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (cnTJD)

172 147 There's a lot of news that I just don't pass on to my 85 year old mom. She's scared enough as it is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (KZzsI)


My lib 96 y.o. MIL just voted for Biden and Jon Ossoff. Any kindly feelings I was having toward the old biddy have evaporated.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

173 I seem to recall the media freaking out because they noticed a group of Christians huddled together and praying during the 2007 Democratic convention.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (lgiXo)

174 Oddly enough, someone asked during the Kuties Kerfuffle what comes after they normalize "pedophilia" and I answered "ritual human sacrifice".

The trajectory is obvious to anyone in tune with humanity minus God.

I wasn't and am not kidding.
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (ezIwa)

A Gulag system is just ritual human sacrifice with extra steps.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (dYRJY)

175
But that kind of tracks. It wouldn't surprise me if all of their ideas come from Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, and Friends.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (cnTJD)


About a decade back, they were all in on the idea that a zombie apocalypse was coming and their idle talk was who among their friends and acquaintances would be invited to join their survival teams.

I was informed by my son that I would be welcome on his team, because "you know a lot of stuff".

I told him to stop being an idiot and, besides, what made you think that I'd want to be on your team, particularly since I was all too well aware of the multitude of shortcomings among your friends and acquaintances?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (pNxlR)

176 >>and I answered "ritual human sacrifice".
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (ezIwa)

At least there's some pageantry and decorum involved. When we devolve to "human sacrifice en passant," you'll know that we're near The Bottom.

(Absently chews on Nurse's hand).

Oh. Beg your pardon.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (nWg/4)

177 Next food thread: sous vide heart is best heart.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (H5knJ)

178 Imagine ever being Anti-Trump or Never Trump right now.

Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (N8FYY)

179 Aztecs: Carve out your hearts, muthafuckers!
Antifa: Hold our beer.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (HEEq1)

180 For the last couple of decades, an awful lot of Christians have been behaving as if they are embarrassed by the tenets of their faith. Wouldn't want to offend anyone.

Yeah. I don't think we should go full "Muscular Christianity" like the early 20th century, but maybe somewhere in the middle between today's pathetic cringing praise song lisping version and the "in your face Christian soldiers" version would be a nice start

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

181 Cultural appropriation from the Aztecs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

182 New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom Dick Incident
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (xPl2J)

I saw Zoom Dick Incident open up for Death Cab for Cutie at the Capitol Theater a few years ago.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (HrMC1)

183 What is the heart eating guy yelling?
I WANT MY FUCKING SUPPORT ANIMAL!!!
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (2dMdG)
+++++
It might be support for you, but no one ever thinks of us. You monsters.

Posted by: Sheep at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (hYcqw)

184 Not even close, baby.

Posted by: Reza Aslan at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (uhPTO)

185 >The past 2000 years of history can be described as a constant conflict between an advancing Christianity and the occasional resurgence of paganism. Modern progressivism is that resurgance.



Moral Realism v Moral Relativism


We Kill ALL the Utilitarians and this ends.



Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (V3Vqn)

186 You know, Antifa *really* needs to think things through here if they honestly believe they're trying to fight fascism.

Because if the idea takes root that fascists are the ones who don't go around eating hearts....that's not gonna end well.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (A1UwY)

187 A heart is a sandwich. Fight me!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (Izzlo)


Ventricle Down Economics...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (s2VJv)

Please wait in the atrium until we call for you.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 02:28 PM (NWiLs)

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I have TWO car diems for sale. You heard that right.

A "pair a car diem".

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM


Puns in this vein are amusing.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (axyOa)

188 Dunno if there has been any buzz but Michael Savage can suck a bag of dicks and eat the bag

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (DKmd4)

189 This guy looks to be thirty something. Maybe forty. He is attempting to out George Floyd George Floyd. Sadz.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (sOpk7)

190 This is going to shock you guys, but Ronnie Reagan, the ballerina, is bad-mouthing PDT and family.

Posted by: fly at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (TA9CI)

191 and speaking of, I saw a family of river otters puttering about the inlet where my water taxi docks.

Some day your taxi will spring a leak. The otters are just biding their time.
Posted by: Ian S



Back to the wall. Back to the wall!!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (I9SqL)

192 Trump said that Fauci is a disaster and people are sick of hearing about the corona virus.

It is as if he can read my thoughts He will now be severely punished by MSM for speaking ill of the God of Pandemics speaking the truth of what normal people are thinking and have been for many weeks.

Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (MxEKc)

193 Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!

Posted by: Winnie the Poe at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (63Dwl)

194 I don't have any words. I'm just furious and nervous as hell.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
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That's how I felt after hearing that Dove Care for Men/NBA commercial but now I've eaten and feel much better. Plus my ammo shipped.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (/ZYFC)

195 Priest moving down the line of kneeling Antifa: "Body of Trump. Amen. Body of Trump. Amen. Body of Trump...."

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (HEEq1)

196 Hey, wanna a dick pic? 'Cause I can definitely shoot one to you.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin, CNN SCOTUS Karen at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (fQzH1)

197 As several of the comments on that Twatter thread wrote:

"Bring back the asylums."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (wQDH5)

198 >>>If I wore a hat, it would be a fedora


If I wore a hat, it would be Demi Rose.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (KnJdm)

199



I tell you that mass of flesh
was a chicken heart...the tissue of which for some reason is undergoing
constant, rapid, accelerating growth. With every passing hour its
growth is doubling. Do you know what that means? If it is now one
block in size, within thirty hours that cannibal flesh will have
increased in size to one square block to the thirtieth power. In thirty hours every inch of this whole city will be crushed
under that moving flesh. Within sixty hours it will have covered the
entire state. Within two weeks the entire United States. You ask for
the National Guard. I say call out the entire army. Blast this thing
off the earth.

Posted by: Dr Calvin at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (+y8uL)

200 >>What is the heart eating guy yelling?


THIS IS NOT DELICIOUS!

Posted by: Asian Grad Student at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (V3Vqn)

201 I honestly perplexed how these idjets think any type of street theater advances their aims.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (Rvt88)

202 Bunch of things. One of them was a chant of "Embrace the god of chaos."
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (Ae67h)

If Discordia were real, she'd be laughing at them for imagining that they control her, speak for her, represent her, or embody her will.

Chaos is a force of nature that plays no favorites, but loves to tweak those who think they are its master.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (dYRJY)

203 He was a lean-left throughout his college years, but
after watching what the left did the past few years, he turned against
them and is embracing Trump totally this election.



That means that there isn't a Democrat in my immediate family's ranks and they're all going to vote this year.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the original trans-Wookie at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (xxG/v)

Outstanding.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (KnJdm)

204 145
That Styxenhammer guy is a rightie. He's some kind of satanist or wiccan or some shit.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (jbF6h)

IMO that's a persona he developed to get him some facetime on YT and a following that would provide him some sweet cashola.
Ever since his debut post on Trumpian politics - right after the November 2016 election - he has lightened up on the occult crap because most of his following right now is due to his politics.
I remember he had about 25k followers the week after the 2016 election.He now enjoys over 10 times that amount.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (DJFLF)

205 For the last couple of decades, an awful lot of Christians have been behaving as if they are embarrassed by the tenets of their faith. Wouldn't want to offend anyone.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (H5knJ)

They have been culturally ridiculed for decades. Since they are capable of feeling shame, that ridicule has worked. Their pastors/priests/elders haven't helped - some of them heap scorn on their own religion!

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (vkS2Z)

206 There is a thread of the satanic that runs throughout the left. Look at what they stand for.

Racism
Socialism
Abortion
Government control
No personal freedom
.....

All have demonic roots.
Prayer is our weapon.
For Catholics Eucharistic adoration.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (0OmEj)

207 154 This Russian hacker charge with the DOJ is simply to provide a talking point for Joe Biden should the topic of Hunter's emails come up at the debate.

No wonder Schiff was talking about Russian dis-info.
He was getting ahead of this story.

The idea is to confuse people.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (HrMC1)

Correct. This is diversion.

The problem is this is absolute confirmation the FBI/DOJ are coordinating with the DNC. There is little doubt federal law enforcement is involved in the domestic terrorism, too, and Barr either won't or cannot stop it.

This is a truly dangerous moment.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (puu6v)

208 198 >>>If I wore a hat, it would be a fedora


If I wore a hat, it would be Demi Rose.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (KnJdm)

Muffler.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (NWiLs)

209 He/they/xim/xer/it, chants what sounds like "praise to the chaos gods". I wonder if it is a warhammer 40k player. If it is, it knows what happens when the inquisition and adeptus astartes show up.

Really though, nice mental illness on display. Maybe with just a smidgen of meth.

Posted by: RAIDERJOE at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (49Kui)

210 Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!
Posted by: Winnie the Poe at October 19, 2020


*
*

Here, here! It is the purring of his cat's hideous -- well, whatever it is that cats use to purr!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (wQDH5)

211 Hey, wanna a dick pic? 'Cause I can definitely shoot one to you.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin, CNN SCOTUS Karen at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (fQzH1)
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Just saw that - don't really wanna know but...

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (/ZYFC)

212 201 I honestly perplexed how these idjets think any type of street theater advances their aims.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (Rvt8

That's not really the point. The guy is signalling for his peers.

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (Zm+LZ)

213 "There's your sign..."

/Engvall

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (HaL55)

214 Speaking of, there's a good documentary on the Donner Party on Amazon(?).

The survivors labeled the meat with names so that the famished wouldn't accidentally eat their kin.

Posted by: Zod




*slapping foreheads in unison*

"Damnit!!!" - Uruguayan rugby team

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (BM2fS)

215 163 She changed to a pro-life conservative.

Probably 3 years later I asked her, "What changed, why have you changed your position from supporting the Democrats?"

She told me, "When you pointed out you wouldn't be here. I had to consider what my life would be without you, and it was too terrible to contemplate"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (5p7BC)

========

That's a good story, and thank you for sharing.

That's an emotional punch that some people need to get them to think differently. I don't know how to get her to rethink everything from the base of climate change, and I'm not sure data would do it. Pointing out the hypocrisy of the ruling classes that buy beach front property could help, I imagine.

I would like for us to agree on things like this. It'll make the teenage years for the boys easier since their parents won't be arguing with each other about formative stuff they need right then.

Like you, though, I feel like walking on egg shells because I don't really want to disturb the marriage overall. Maybe I should just pick at it a bit more every so often.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (NWM+b)

216 DeMoNs ArEn'T rEaL!!!!!

Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (N8FYY)

217 People are saying that small businesses are suffering during the lock down, and definitely some industries are like hospitality, entertainment, etc (mostly lib type businesses)... However, some small businesses are doing gang busters business. Building trades are insane right now. We're looking to make improvements on 5 parts of our house in the next 10 years. And we are trying to prioritize. Just for estimates on roof and gutters, we are looking at a month, then 6 months away for the work. The same with windows and bathroom updates. These are conservative businesses. They talk about shooting and hunting when they're over at the house. We had a Hispanic guy come out with his crew to cut down 2 trees, and he had an NRA sticker on his truck. And we had to wait 6 weeks for that!! These guys are reeling in cash as liberal businesses are hurting. Its quite weird how libs are so into this virus.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (1UMNw)

218 Are they eating the heart raw?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 02:36 PM (lgiXo)

219 Okay. This is a deadly serious post. Offering a place to run if you need one. If you're not safe in Oklahoma you're not safe anywhere.

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 02:37 PM (XxJt1)

220 190 This is going to shock you guys, but Ronnie Reagan, the ballerina, is bad-mouthing PDT and family.
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He sips dick. Who cares.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:37 PM (sOpk7)

221 South Pacific cannibals: "We eat our opponents' brains to absorb their power."
Antifa: "Hold our beer."

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 02:37 PM (HEEq1)

222 If I wore a hat, it would be Demi Rose.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

I'll see your Demi Rose and raise you a Margot Robbie

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 19, 2020 02:37 PM (FZYNt)

223
Dunno if there has been any buzz but Michael Savage can suck a bag of dicks and eat the bag
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One


His radio show went from three hours to one hour a while back. It goes to zero hours come January.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2020 02:37 PM (63Dwl)

224 If I wore a hat, it would be Demi Rose.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020


*
*

Are Cara Rose and Demi Rose the same person?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2020 02:37 PM (wQDH5)

225 Now now now.
Posted by: New Century Schoolbook at October 19, 2020 02:16 PM (PiwSw)

àèù:àèùroll:àèù

Posted by: wingdings' willowed reply on pixyware at October 19, 2020 02:37 PM (an7Mv)

226 Her ideas are completely divorced from reality.

Most young people overestimate the power and utility of talking things out, because that's how nearly every crisis or problem they've faced in their extremely short lives has been resolved. Their lack of experience with real life crises beyond "I have a zit and a date tonight" or "I have a crush on x and they like y instead" cripples their ability to form realistic and useful solutions to problems.

And that's been amplified beyond all reason with the way schools act like young people already know and understand everything and just need shaping and nudging toward certain things to get rid of their evil parental influence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

227 I say call out the entire army. Blast this thing

off the earth.

Posted by: Dr Calvin at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (+y8uL)


*ba-BUMP ba-BUMP ba-BUMP*

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 02:37 PM (DJFLF)

228 Zombie has a new and very tasty link in nic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2020 02:37 PM (eJn7u)

229 You know who is responsible for 2020?

Fireside Theater

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 02:37 PM (pB6Gt)

230 I calmly looked at her and said "If abortion had been legal in 1960, I wouldn't be here. I would have been killed because I was unplanned and inconvenient pregnancy"


I marveled that Obama never had that insight himself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 02:37 PM (YqDXo)

231 A PT Cruiser

Law enforcement officials have described the suspects as members of "an anti-government, anti-law enforcement militia group" who allegedly plotted to kidnap Whitmer from her vacation home. Whitmer's restrictions on the state over the coronavirus pandemic have drawn sharp criticism from conservative voters, Republican lawmakers and President Donald Trump himself.

Documents and videos from the US Attorney's office reveal text messages used to plan the plot, hand-drawn maps, surveillance photos of Whitmer's properties, plans for getaway vehicles, and in one case, video of some kind of "dry run" in.. a Chrysler PT Cruiser

So, very sophisticated group. LOL

Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2020 02:38 PM (3aI0K)

232 201 I honestly perplexed how these idjets think any type of street theater advances their aims.
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Pretty sure he scored with the fat pink haired Goth chick.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:38 PM (sOpk7)

233 Their pastors/priests/elders haven't helped - some of them heap scorn on their own religion!
Posted by: kathysaysso

*Cough, Dolan, Francis, McCarrick cough*

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2020 02:38 PM (Rvt88)

234 Fedoras are nice but where do you put them when inside?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020


*
*

I know. When was the last time you saw a hat check stand?

(I can answer that: the NO Museum of Art, late last year. They have a hat and coat check room.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2020 02:38 PM (wQDH5)

235 Has anyone seen Cannibal Bob??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2020 02:31 PM (3aLWR)

Last seen eating a clown...funny, isn't it?

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 02:38 PM (w2LAm)

236 Just learned my 23 year old nephew has turned into a hard-core Republican this year, a year after he graduated from one of the top universities. He was a lean-left throughout his college years, but after watching what the left did the past few years, he turned against them and is embracing Trump totally this election.

That means that there isn't a Democrat in my immediate family's ranks and they're all going to vote this year.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the original trans-Wookie at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (xxG/v)


Know what that's called? A Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Dr. T at October 19, 2020 02:38 PM (A1UwY)

237 Yeah, I can see that as the influence.

The psychotic dragon queen who was promising to burn cities to the ground at season 2 for not giving her what she wants has been a bit of an idol for the left for a while now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (NWM+b)

"I'm Khal Drogo and I approve this message."

https://tinyurl.com/l7se8lp

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (5FCda)

238 One day my wife and daughter were having a big conversation about the latest pro-life "outrage", and suddenly they both turned to me in anger and she said, "Why are you pro-life? Why!?"

I calmly looked at her and said "If abortion had been legal in 1960, I wouldn't be here. I would have been killed because I was unplanned and inconvenient pregnancy"

She told me, "When you pointed out you wouldn't be here. I had to consider what my life would be without you, and it was too terrible to contemplate"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (5p7BC)

That conversation could've gone in a very different direction...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (NWiLs)

239 Trump blasphemed the profit Fauci?

I meant profit....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (Zmnko)

240 Those guys probably have hammers in their blood. They're effin' Amazon, Yo!

Posted by: Simple Stevo at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (UHDe0)

241 I was informed by my son that I would be welcome on his team, because "you know a lot of stuff".

I told him to stop being an idiot and, besides, what made you think that I'd want to be on your team, particularly since I was all too well aware of the multitude of shortcomings among your friends and acquaintances?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Snort.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (I9SqL)

242 I cannot believe we've allowed a relatively small number of freaks in each city to do all this destructive, crazy, violent bullshit.

Fuck those mayors in particular.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (jUVms)

243 This is all very normal and totally not insane.

Posted by: radar at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (BySB9)

244 For the last couple of decades, an awful lot of Christians have been
behaving as if they are embarrassed by the tenets of their faith.
Wouldn't want to offend anyone.


For a long time, PROGDA would show those Westbrook Church imbeciles as the only example of Christianity in America.

It's programming. Kill your television.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (HaL55)

245
It is as if he can read my thoughts He will now be severely punished by MSM for speaking ill of the God of Pandemics speaking the truth of what normal people are thinking and have been for many weeks.
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (MxEKc)


I'm sick of these things" was a near universally expressed opinion on WuFlu face diapers voiced by the ten adults on our scout troop's camping trip this past weekend, by leftists and conservatives, both.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (pNxlR)

246 This isn't just street theater, this is the hole in the hearts of leftists, finding demons to fill it up.

What's the old saying about leftists/progressives having a G*d shaped hole in their lives, and filling it up with politics? They've now gone full demonic and are filling it up with what we see here.

They might make fun of us for our faith, but they are playing with literal fire in their hatred.

Posted by: Boots at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (oGBso)

247 This is going to shock you guys, but Ronnie Reagan, the ballerina, is bad-mouthing PDT and family.


They've been trotting out this douche for decades as if he has some sway over Republican voters.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (HrMC1)

248 Interesting! The rumors about replacing Joe with Hillary look to be true!
BOOM!

http://www.clintonharris2020.com/

Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (N8FYY)

249 No worries we put our Top Men on it
Suckers. Ahhh hahaha

Posted by: AG Fatass at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (YTBIQ)

250 Trigger finger OFF the bang switch until its go time.

Posted by: fixerupper


I hope folks aren't waiting for some nebulous "someone" to tell them when that is. If they are it'll be too late before you take appropriate action, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: @BrotherTim is on Parler at October 19, 2020 02:40 PM (OUMaO)

251 About that asteroid that's supposed to hit Earth the day before the election... has it's odds improved, or nah?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2020 02:40 PM (3H9h1)

252 >>and in one case, video of some kind of "dry run" in.. a Chrysler PT Cruiser


"Because. Someone forgot the Lubriderm.", the suspect claimed.

"Thanks, Todd.", he continued.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 02:40 PM (V3Vqn)

253 It's programming. Kill your television.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career

way ahead of you Colonel

Posted by: Elvis at October 19, 2020 02:40 PM (FZYNt)

254 Her ideas are completely divorced from reality.

So, long story short -- no, I don't think they realize that life isn't like a video game, and that at some point, people are going to fight back, and lots of people are going to get hurt / killed.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (cnTJD)
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so you HAVE been to Seattle.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 02:40 PM (sy5kK)

255 For a long time, PROGDA would show those Westbrook Church imbeciles as the only example of Christianity in America.

It's programming. Kill your television.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (HaL55)

I think you mean Westboro...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 02:40 PM (NWiLs)

256 And our universities continue to churn out these monsters year after year.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 19, 2020 02:40 PM (F6tBH)

257 251 About that asteroid that's supposed to hit Earth the day before the election... has it's odds improved, or nah?

Won't make much of an impact...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 02:40 PM (Zmnko)

258 My God.

Prescott Arizona has a population of 48,000.

They just panned the crowd at it is at least 10,000, maybe 15,000.

If you want to rob a bank in Prescott, today is a good day to do it, since EVERYONE is at the airport on a Monday afternoon.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (5p7BC)

259 See - ace doesn't believe in God, but God believes in ace. For some reason - not clear why yet - he found and stuck to the righteous path in 2016-2017 when it seems the smart set and his "peers" descended to the Siren call of the Left. For it, he earned their eternal disgust and disdain.

Climbing that snake ladder became much less appealing than sticking to what he knows is The Truth. And I think he did it while, a lot of the time, actually hating Donald Trump. None of this is meant as criticism or damning with faint praise. Ace's bead on the truth and refusal to compromise has been an important beacon for his audience, and we have got through these years mostly together.

In an alternate reality, Ace has Facebook comments turned on, an assortment of important readers who always tweetlink to him and kiss his ass nonstop, and is angry and cheeto-covered on Twitter fake arguing about hot dogs 25/8/366. But at least Jonah Goldberg loves him.

Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (ezIwa)

260 @238 Insomniac-LMAO....enough said.

Posted by: JROD at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (0jZnq)

261 Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM


That's an excellent lesson for a lot of people. My uncle made the same point to his son-in-law. My cousin would have been a statistic instead of a baby if abortion had been legal in the mid-1960s.

Posted by: huerfano at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (4yhdb)

262 Just learned my 23 year old nephew has turned into a hard-core Republican this year, a year after he graduated from one of the top universities. He was a lean-left throughout his college years, but after watching what the left did the past few years, he turned against them and is embracing Trump totally this election. ...
Posted by: Sasquatch, the original trans-Wookie at October 19, 2020 02:30 PM (xxG/v)
+++++++++++
He isn't the only one. I know a lifelong Dem who, while not a Trump convert, is not voting this year. The reason? The treatment of Trump and the unhinged lunacy has been a huge turn-off and resulted in a lot of anger.

My sister in law is another who is - though not enthusiastically - voting the the Scalp Weasel, with the same story. She has been so off-put and angered over the constant mad screeching that hse won't back the Dems anymore after how they have behaved for the past several years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (hYcqw)

263 I think you mean Westboro...
Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 02:40 PM (NWiLs)

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shussshhhh ..... he's on a roll

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (8XRCm)

264 Praise to the Chaos Gods?

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So Soros is, as usual, paying for chaos.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (jUVms)

265 > Won't make much of an impact...

* snort *

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (3H9h1)

266 Tomorrow's headline today: "Twitter has decided to sell the New York Post".


Oh, you say, twitter cannot sell the Post, because it isn't theirs to sell.


So what, they are selling it anyway. News Corp cannot be trusted with newspapers. The WSJ has been compliant with the Biden news shutdown, and hasn't breathed a word of it, so the Murdochs can keep it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey- You can't do that here! at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (fQzH1)

267 You peeple know that lying about a Black Presdent is a serious and federil crime !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (nOJDr)

268 I've got my eye on a grey knitted highlander tam. I look like a penis if I wear a watch cap.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (sOpk7)

269 Burn it down.

Scatter the stones.

Salt the earth where it stood.



*because someone had to*

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (XxJt1)

270 Do something constructive, leftists. Eat brains. Start your own double-blind study on a cure for kuru.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (ZMwFa)

271 She told me, "When you pointed out you wouldn't be
here. I had to consider what my life would be without you, and it was
too terrible to contemplate"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 19, 2020 02:32 PM (5p7BC)

Very nice. Mrs. Flounder has always been conservative. She has shocked even me of late, with some of the things she has said, to the point I have had to counsel that she be careful to whom she says such things.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 02:42 PM (KnJdm)

272 I think the more you feel reality getting away from you, the further you can get into "witchcraft" and theurgy.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 02:42 PM (Eicbe)

273 Peak 2020?

Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 02:42 PM (22mNy)

274 These people are insane, evil, or both, and the world would be a marginally better place without them. And with that I gotta get back to teh grindstone.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2020 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

275 I just watched that vid. The ghey dancing around the Maypole routine at the end was very special. Surprised they weren't throwing up jazz hands.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 02:42 PM (DJFLF)

276 South Pacific cannibals: "We eat our opponents' brains to absorb their power."

Antifa: "Hold our beer."


I have a small sticker on one of my guitar cases from an old Bike Week gig that says, "Everything I need to know in life I learned from killing smart people and eating their brains."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 02:43 PM (HaL55)

277 Peak 2020?
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 02:42 PM (22mNy)

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nope.... false summit

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2020 02:43 PM (8XRCm)

278 They are chanting praise the Chaos Gods...

So Trump is....The GOD EMPEROR?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2020 02:43 PM (qlFIA)

279
Zombie has a new and very tasty link in nic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2020 02:37 PM (eJn7u)

I reluctantly checked. Damn....frigging tasty indeed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 02:43 PM (9Om/r)

280 @realdonaldtrump

Dr. Tony Fauci says we don't allow him to do television, and yet I saw him last night on @60Minutes, and he seems to get more airtime than anybody since the late, great, Bob Hope. All I ask of Tony is that he make better decisions. He said "no masks & let China in." Also, Bad arm!

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...P.S. Tony should stop wearing the Washington Nationals' Mask for two reasons. Number one, it is not up to the high standards that he should be exposing. Number two, it keeps reminding me that Tony threw out perhaps the worst first pitch in the history of Baseball!

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2020 02:43 PM (Izzlo)

281 This video is what Romney, Ryan, Jeb and W are fighting for.

Well this, while they steal millions and destroy national independence.

This video reminds me of nothing so much as the 2016 Republican primary (including the "conservative" press).

Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with Chinese overloads, social credit scores, fake science, and mass censorship! at October 19, 2020 02:43 PM (BRkq2)

282 247 This is going to shock you guys, but Ronnie Reagan, the ballerina, is bad-mouthing PDT and family.


They've been trotting out this douche for decades as if he has some sway over Republican voters.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (HrMC1)
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And as if he hadn't publicly, repeatedly insulted his father when Reagan was in office. Michael may have been adopted but I feel reasonably certain that he was the son Reagan was most proud of.

Posted by: radar at October 19, 2020 02:43 PM (BySB9)

283
In none of the debates, moderated by Democrat partisans, have not talked about foreign policy, and in the last one coming up this Thursday is NOT an announced topic.


Because WHY would US foreign policy during a Presidential campaign ever be important enough to discuss such an unimportant issue?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 02:43 PM (sy5kK)

284
I look like a penis if I wear a watch cap.
Posted by: Puddin Head


Are you really Tim Poole?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2020 02:43 PM (pNxlR)

285 Completely unrelated comment, but Bob Dole's support of Trump is sort of fascinating to me.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 19, 2020 02:44 PM (sX1BW)

286 275 I just watched that vid. The ghey dancing around the Maypole routine at the end was very special. Surprised they weren't throwing up jazz hands.
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Dancing round the Maypole is reserved for virgins. The Maypole is Frey's Cock.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:44 PM (sOpk7)

287 268 I've got my eye on a grey knitted highlander tam. I look like a penis if I wear a watch cap.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (sOpk7)


So a Pickelhaube is right out.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 19, 2020 02:44 PM (PiwSw)

288 This is going to shock you guys, but Ronnie Reagan, the ballerina, is bad-mouthing PDT and family.


Oh, good. Like everyone else, I was wondering what he thought about Trump...

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 19, 2020 02:44 PM (2dMdG)

289 I cut up enough beef heart and fed it to the rehabilitating hawks and owls over the years.
Organ meat, hearts, kidneys and liver was the best thing for them while rehabbing. Easiest to digest.

Never did I look at it and think, mmmmmmmm.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 02:44 PM (I9SqL)

290 Clown car crashed into a truck hauling vibrators.

It was very disturbing. Crying, orgasm sounds and honking.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 02:44 PM (pB6Gt)

291 At the NC rally over the weekend, PDT mentioned Jesus Christ and saying that He was more famous than he, Trump, was. The demons go nuts at His name. Trump has glorified Christ more than any other POTUS I can think of right now. God chose Trump. I firmly believe it now more than ever.

Posted by: jmel at October 19, 2020 02:44 PM (RWHIh)

292 These are stunts like the yippies used to do, just more low-brow and with more intimations of violence...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 02:44 PM (oVJmc)

293 ITS FUNNY CAUSE BIDEN'S HEART IS NOT IN THE RACE!

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at October 19, 2020 02:44 PM (Izcq8)

294 What is the heart eating guy yelling?
I WANT MY FUCKING SUPPORT ANIMAL!!!


Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (2dMdG)

Emotional Support Animals are not allowed inside the polling place here. Service Animals - specifically, trained dogs and mini horses - are allowed inside, if they are calm, obedient, house-broken, and under control.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2020 02:44 PM (DLzZd)

295 Burn it down.

Scatter the stones.

Salt the earth where it stood.



*because someone had to*


Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (XxJt1)


sigh...piss on the ashes...they always forget the piss on the ashes part. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 02:45 PM (9Om/r)

296 284
I look like a penis if I wear a watch cap.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Are you really Tim Poole?
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No. But I don't want to look like a penis like Tim Poole.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:45 PM (sOpk7)

297 I think this is the unseen footage of the first episode of "The Walking Dead" where the zombie outbreak's origin is revealed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2020 02:45 PM (3H9h1)

298 When Fauxcahontas said Donald Trump is going to destroy all life on earth was there a big group that said OMG she's right.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 02:45 PM (lgiXo)

299 BIDEN / SLAANESH 2020

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: @BrotherTim is on Parler at October 19, 2020 02:45 PM (OUMaO)

300 Take another little piece of my heart now baby...

Posted by: Janis Joplin at October 19, 2020 02:45 PM (QEsfM)

301 Like you, though, I feel like walking on egg shells because I don't really want to disturb the marriage overall. Maybe I should just pick at it a bit more every so often.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
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I recommend finding a way. Perhaps a discussion about how to discuss issues without it becoming an argument. You could use the reason of wanting to preplan how this will work once the boys are teenagers.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 19, 2020 02:45 PM (5p7BC)

302 243 This is all very normal and totally not insane.
Posted by: radar at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (BySB9)

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Exactly. The crazy should be broadcast on every news channel, showing the Anifa (idea) at its best.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 02:45 PM (jUVms)

303 Can't find it now, but I once read a first hand account of the reign of terror where the narrator recounts the eating of ... a heart

Posted by: hevel varik at October 19, 2020 02:45 PM (quVbM)

304 This YouTube link (380K views so far) was sent to me by an old friend on FB. It is of a black minister (with the American Family Association) revealing some of the BLM Satanists ... there does seem to be a legit tie ... not sure how broadly represented they are in BLM, but many have some pretty "Satanic" tattoos.


https://tinyurl.com/yy9dqcml

Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2020 02:46 PM (Cus5s)

305 And so it begins..... LMFAO!
Dems are in full panic mode.
Must read. ClintonHarris2020!

https://tinyurl.com/yxam4tjk

Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 02:46 PM (N8FYY)

306 298 When Fauxcahontas said Donald Trump is going to destroy all life on earth was there a big group that said OMG she's right.

She had 8 people.. and a couple were Children

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 02:46 PM (Zmnko)

307 All this shit is ignored by the msm. But a fake noose at a nascar race? 72 hours o non stop coverage.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 02:46 PM (22mNy)

308 ITS FUNNY CAUSE BIDEN'S HEART IS NOT IN THE RACE!
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler
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*snort*

Threadwinner

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 19, 2020 02:46 PM (5p7BC)

309 Peak 2020?
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 02:42 PM (22mNy)
++++++++++++
Oh, no. You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Posted by: The Transition Integrity Project, et. al. at October 19, 2020 02:46 PM (hYcqw)

310 200
>>What is the heart eating guy yelling?





THIS IS NOT DELICIOUS!

Posted by: Asian Grad Student at October 19, 2020 02:35 PM (V3Vqn)

he's yelling the name of the demon he has summoned to kill DJT.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 02:46 PM (DJFLF)

311 Like you, though, I feel like walking on egg shells because I don't
really want to disturb the marriage overall. Maybe I should just pick at
it a bit more every so often.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it

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I recommend finding a way. Perhaps a discussion about how to
discuss issues without it becoming an argument. You could use the
reason of wanting to preplan how this will work once the boys are
teenagers.
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Have you tried withholding certain things from her?

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 19, 2020 02:46 PM (sX1BW)

312 290 Clown car crashed into a truck hauling vibrators.

It was very disturbing. Crying, orgasm sounds and honking.
Posted by: humphreyrobot

Did you know that most BOBs these days don't use batteries? They have USB ports for recharging.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2020 02:46 PM (Rvt88)

313 "When people stop believing in God, they don't believe in nothing. They will believe anything." Cheserton

Posted by: iandeal at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (vgGyZ)

314 285 Completely unrelated comment, but Bob Dole's support of Trump is sort of fascinating to me.
Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 19, 2020 02:44 PM (sX1BW)

He knowingly took one for the team before.

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (Zm+LZ)

315 Most young people overestimate the power and utility of talking things out, because that's how nearly every crisis or problem they've faced in their extremely short lives has been resolved. Their lack of experience with real life crises beyond "I have a zit and a date tonight" or "I have a crush on x and they like y instead" cripples their ability to form realistic and useful solutions to problems.

And that's been amplified beyond all reason with the way schools act like young people already know and understand everything and just need shaping and nudging toward certain things to get rid of their evil parental influence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah. And not to be too sexist here, but I feel like young women, especially, fit that description.

Guys play violent sports, engage in a lot more violence when they're younger, and tend to find themselves in a lot more situations where "being cute and crying" doesn't solve anything.

I feel like society may have gone a bit overboard in coddling young people, especially women.

But the most confusing part of it with this particular girl is that she lives in new york city. Like she's not in some perfectly safe suburb where nothing bad ever happens. She's in a place where watching completely insane people masturbate on a subway car while trying to maintain eye contact with you is a thing that happens regularly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (cnTJD)

316 Trump said that Fauci is a disaster and people are sick of hearing about the corona virus.

It is as if he can read my thoughts He will now be severely punished by MSM for speaking ill of the God of Pandemics speaking the truth of what normal people are thinking and have been for many weeks.
=====

Kinda got into it Friday at work with someone over covid! REEEEE!!11!!

I found out she believes:

1. the death rate in Ohio is 4%.
2. Even quoting CDC numbers re: 80% asymptomatic, etc... "that's not true."
3. She and her family wear masks in their home (I think she meant when someone came over, but I can't be sure) I looked at her like she had 5 heads and asked, "You really live like that?"
4. She then said she's not having Thanksgiving. I, again, looked at her like she had 5 heads and asked, "So, you're going to let them ruin your holidays?"

And this isn't a rank-and-file employee, she's number two in charge here.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (vg8iE)

317 287 268 I've got my eye on a grey knitted highlander tam. I look like a penis if I wear a watch cap.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (sOpk7)


So a Pickelhaube is right out.
-----------------------
It doesn't look very warm and I don't like hats that require nose straps.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (sOpk7)

318 I miss the "so it begins" guy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (jUVms)

319 Is that Allahpundit? I think we now have AP on video!

Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with Chinese overloads, social credit scores, fake science, and mass censorship! at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (BRkq2)

320 Have you tried withholding certain things from her?

The credit cards?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (Zmnko)

321 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

322 248 Interesting! The rumors about replacing Joe with Hillary look to be true!
BOOM!

http://www.clintonharris2020.com/.

Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 02:39 PM (N8FYY)

__________


I was expecting to see Kamala giving BJ a BJ.

Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (On7jU)

323 No matter how bad your Monday is going it's not as bad as Jeffrey Toobin's day.

@jason_koebler

Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)

324 >>What is the heart eating guy yelling?


KALI MA!

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (V3Vqn)

325 That gab thing is wishful thinking. Biden is not getting replaced 2 weeks out. Why do people fall for this shit?

Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (22mNy)

326 292 These are stunts like the yippies used to do, just more low-brow and with more intimations of violence...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Bingo. "Levitating the Pentagon" and other "clever" street-theater. But this new generation are literally bloodthirsty as well.

Killer-Yippies.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 02:48 PM (HEEq1)

327 Yeah. I don't think we should go full "Muscular Christianity" like the early 20th century, but maybe somewhere in the middle between today's pathetic cringing praise song lisping version and the "in your face Christian soldiers" version would be a nice start
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

==============

Yeah. Jesus was totally not in anyone's face. Like, not ever.

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at October 19, 2020 02:48 PM (MkuC5)

328 311 Like you, though, I feel like walking on egg shells because I don't
really want to disturb the marriage overall. Maybe I should just pick at
it a bit more every so often.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it

---------------

I recommend finding a way. Perhaps a discussion about how to
discuss issues without it becoming an argument. You could use the
reason of wanting to preplan how this will work once the boys are
teenagers.
---------

Have you tried withholding certain things from her?
Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 19, 2020 02:46 PM (sX1BW)

* References the Duluth model *. Pretty sure that's considered abuse these days.

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 02:48 PM (Zm+LZ)

329 Just voted. Took about 30 minutes. There was a line, but the social distancing crap and limited numbers hinders the timing a bit.

I feel good.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

330
And this isn't a rank-and-file employee, she's number two in charge here.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (vg8iE)

--------

Your boss is a dumbass.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 02:48 PM (jUVms)

331 Just sealed my ballot, voting in Shit Hole California instead of Communist Washington state for the first time.

I'd forgotten that for House of Representative elections, you have a choice between the top two vote-getters in the Primary, rather than the top R and top D.

So I had a choice between two Ds.

I wrote in "Zippy the Pinhead".

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 02:48 PM (BM2fS)

332 >>Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on


"I was just airing it out!"

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 02:48 PM (V3Vqn)

333 I think you mean Westboro...

Yeah, those wack jobs. The point being that PROGDA shows nothing but the very worst examples of fringe groups that are CINOs to the public. Sorta like the word "fundamentalist" that suddenly became the Word of the Day. PROGDA starting using it to describe the beheady muzzies all the time and then started using it to describe Christians.

Well timed. And pretty obvious if you look at it now. They want to equate American Christians with the goatfuckers. It works on the weak and uneducated, just as planned.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 02:48 PM (HaL55)

334 My son dabbled in the liberalism until high school when he worked a 60 hour week at the MN State Fair and got his first paycheck.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 19, 2020 02:48 PM (/ZYFC)

335 Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 02:21 PM (hku12)

=========

I remember them doing this in October of 2016 when they knew that Hillary was cruising to victory.

Snark off:

Seriously: think back to their behavior then. They were happy. They knew that they were on the cusp of total political dominance, including SCOTUS. They were joyful at the prospects.

That is not the left today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 02:22 PM (NWM+b)


I recall in 2012, when there was genuine concern that Obama might not win, the talk was mostly about getting the vote out. Get to the polls, don't assume we have this in the bag, that type of thing.

So if the powers that be REALLY thought this thing was close, they'd be trying to control the crazies in the streets.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 02:48 PM (hku12)

336 318 I miss the "so it begins" guy.
Posted by: Seems Legit


That's because it already began.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 02:48 PM (HEEq1)

337 It's been brought up throughout the years, by many 'Ettes and 'Rons and many many times here on this blog, but it is always excellent advice:

Pray the Prayer of St. Michael .

Remember: St. Michael, the Archangel, existed before we were Christian or even Jewish, so anybody of any religious persuasion can ask for his help.

St. Michael, the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the malice and snares of the devil; May God rebuke him, we humbly pray and do thou, oh Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.
Amen


Of course, for extra exorcism power, add the 3 Hail Marys at the end.


Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 19, 2020 02:48 PM (8/7u2)

338 And so it begins..... LMFAO!
Dems are in full panic mode.
Must read. ClintonHarris2020!



Bloomberg is compromised? No surprise, but tasty.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (oVJmc)

339
These commie cocksuckers are not mentally ill, crazy, sick, dumb or ill-informed. Any time they are described with terms like this, it's an excuse for their behavior, it basically absolves them of blame.

This is utter bullshit.

These people are willfully, consciously evil. They know EXACTLY what they are doing, they know the difference between good and evil and they have willingly chosen evil.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (EGyGV)

340 https://tinyurl.com/yxam4tjk

Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 02:46 PM (N8FYY)

my spidey sense told me that this Hunter bidet laptop thing was going to blow up but that little item was just...dayum

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (DJFLF)

341 Were's the paddy wagon to take that fucker to the insane asylum?

He fuckin' cray.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

342 So a Pickelhaube is right out.
-----------------------


Those are great. Keeps 99.9% of people from sitting on your hat.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (I9SqL)

343 KALI MA!
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (V3Vqn)

--------

That's what I heard. I don't know what it means. But he can eff off anyway.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (jUVms)

344 Lady on the Chris Plante show (I'm listening to the podcast),

Trump released the Ukrainian transcript April 2019.

Hunter "dumps" the notebook.... April 2019.

She said she thinks that this is actually an advised dump of the laptop.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (Eicbe)

345 106:

Not Ezekiel, 1 Kings 18:16-45. The Prophet Elijah went to Mount Carmel and challenged the priests of Jezebel, who followed Baal, to offer sacrifices and see which god answered, theirs or the Holy God. He gave them hours, and they called out, sang, cut themselves, begging for Baal to hear.
When it was Ezekiel's turn, he dug a trench around the altar, on which was the sacrifice, then pour twelves urns of water over the offering, altar, until the trench was filled.

He prayed,"Lord, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Israel, let it be known today that you are God in Israel and that I am your servant and have done all these things at your command. Answer me, Lord, answer so these people will know you, Lord, are God and that you are turning their hearts back again.

Then the fire of the Lord fell and burned up the sacrifice, the wood, the stones and the soil and also licked up the water in the trench."

But yeah, go ahead and mock Him and His people.

Posted by: Moki at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (+X9Vs)

346 The FDIC just reported we have the lowest level of unbanked Americans in history at 5.4%. We also had the lowest level of unbanked African American and Hispanic households.

Early night.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (VpIIl)

347
Did you know that most BOBs these days don't use batteries? They have USB ports for recharging.


Yes, they do have batteries -- the rechargeable kind.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (pNxlR)

348 323 No matter how bad your Monday is going it's not as bad as Jeffrey Toobin's day.

@jason_koebler

Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)

-------------------------------------

I may never stop laughing from that one

Posted by: radar at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (BySB9)

349 >>And this isn't a rank-and-file employee, she's number two in charge here.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (vg8iE)

Did you remove her heart and eat it?

You can be honest. You're among friends.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (nWg/4)

350 sigh...piss on the ashes...they always forget the piss on the ashes part. lol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 02:45 PM (9Om/r)


LOL! I suffer from penis envy. I want to piss on Jane Fonda's grave.

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (XxJt1)

351 329 Just voted. Took about 30 minutes. There was a line, but the social distancing crap and limited numbers hinders the timing a bit.

I feel good.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!


So -- you voted for Biden, right?

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (HEEq1)

352 Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on

Toobin keeps Brian Stelter in his desk drawer?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (HaL55)

353 Emotional Support Animals are not allowed inside the polling place here. Service Animals - specifically, trained dogs and mini horses - are allowed inside, if they are calm, obedient, house-broken, and under control.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2020 02:44 PM (DLzZd)


So these guys have to wait outside while the service animals go in to vote?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (YqDXo)

354 305 And so it begins..... LMFAO!
Dems are in full panic mode.
Must read. ClintonHarris2020!

https://tinyurl.com/yxam4tjk
--------------------------------------------

panic aint the word for it.... WTF!!!

Posted by: HB at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (nzKWW)

355 And so it begins..... LMFAO!
Dems are in full panic mode.
Must read. ClintonHarris2020!

https://tinyurl.com/yxam4tjk

Posted by: DEBUNKED





Will never happen, but if it does, I called it months ago.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (BM2fS)

356 Did you know that most BOBs these days don't use batteries? They have USB ports for recharging.

Or so I've been told.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2020


*
*

Bring
Old
Boogers ?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (wQDH5)

357 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (EGyGV)
yes the mentally ill unfortunately are trapped in a living hell through no fault of their own. Fated with the incorrect brain chemistry.


Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (DJFLF)

358 It's Boston. You should see the crazy shit they do when the Celtics lose in the playoffs
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2020 02:23 PM (Izzl

Is it better or worse than what they do when they win?

Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (aKqzO)

359 All this shit is ignored by the msm. But a fake noose at a nascar race? 72 hours o non stop coverage.

Posted by: Asshoes


I had forgotten about NASCAR noose, lost in a blizzard of other MSM smears and lies. Somebody with a lot of time should put together a list from the past 4 or 5 year. It would be a long read.

Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (MxEKc)

360 >>St. Michael, the Archangel, existed before we were Christian or even Jewish



Uh...

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (V3Vqn)

361 You know, if Christians beheaded the people who made of Christ, we'd get some respect.

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (ZfRYq)

362 pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (dNzKv)

363 Jeffrey Toobin suspended for showing is dick to coworkers via ZOOM.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (3H9h1)

364 "Because WHY would US foreign policy during a Presidential campaign ever
be important enough to discuss such an unimportant issue?"

because Trump was nominated for FOUR Nobel awards, they want to avoid the topic?


And/Or because 12 years ago, Joe got more wrong on foreign policy than novice Palin did ... and now 10% Joe has dementia and a record of taking bribes from foreigners?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (Cus5s)

365 for those who might have missed it:

Trump's web team customizes the 404 page:

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/notavalidwebpage


Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (PiwSw)

366 Sorry, I should've included the link.


On Pointe, with Ronnie 'the Ballerina' Reagan:

https://tinyurl.com/y27uty3w

Posted by: fly at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (TA9CI)

367 Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on


"I was just airing it out!"
Posted by: garrett


Da boys, Bofa Deez, has gotta breaf.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (I9SqL)

368 332 >>Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on


"I was just airing it out!"
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 02:48 PM (V3Vqn)

They can't breathe in there. It's inhuman!

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (Izzlo)

369 Well, I've been gone most of the day and I see this and the thread below when I get back. God in Heaven, these people are in truly insane. And evil.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (nxdel)

370 @jason_koebler

Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)


Tell me again how liberalism isn't a brain malfunction.

WHO DOES THIS?!??

I'm on a conference call...working with others......video conferencing.....LAST thing I'm thinking about is my cock......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

371 rescott Arizona has a population of 48,000.

They just panned the crowd at it is at least 10,000, maybe 15,000.

If you want to rob a bank in Prescott, today is a good day to do it, since EVERYONE is at the airport on a Monday afternoon.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Those are just the retirees... The rest of Prescott's younger set still went to work. They're sorry they couldn't be there though.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (gtatv)

372 Ya know brains are good eating. Baked with Italian bread crumbs on top.

Gramma made them for me as a kid.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (Gd3Hn)

373 >>Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on


Problem was he didn't put a mask on it.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (V3Vqn)

374 Our family gets together to split up the beef we buy every year. I used to take the tongues, hearts and livers for the smoker. Very tasty, lean meat if you don't mind having to peal the skin off.

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (+ya+t)

375 I lived in Boston for many years. I never saw any heart eating.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)

376 @207
Take heart, Trump has his own forces within government, and it seems obvious. Otherwise he wouldn't be one step ahead, every time.

Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (AwPyG)

377 Would you like fries with that?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (XF4b8)

378 Never thought to play with myself during a Teams meeting.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (sOpk7)

379 Hmmm, maybe its just an idea? Yep, that's the ticket.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (00M+L)

380 pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Weeee we we weeeeeee!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (I9SqL)

381 Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on

Uh ... why did he pull his dick out during a call?

Or do I not want to know the answer to that question?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

382 Louisville therapists are embedding with protesters to help them deal with trauma

"We're here to remind people to take care of themselves during this movement," said Millicent Cahoon, founder of Therapists for Protester Wellness.

-
Couldn't we just make thorazine gernades?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 02:52 PM (+y/Ru)

383 "Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker"


I say call out the entire army. Blast this thing

off the earth.

Posted by: Dr Calvin at October 19, 2020 02:52 PM (+y8uL)

384 323 No matter how bad your Monday is going it's not as bad as Jeffrey Toobin's day.

@jason_koebler

Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on
--------------------------
yes,
It ...out!!!

Posted by: Elaine at October 19, 2020 02:52 PM (nzKWW)

385 Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on
Posted by: JackStraw

Well who among us has not done -

WAIT!! HE DID WHAT?!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2020 02:52 PM (Rvt88)

386 But yeah, go ahead and mock Him and His people.

Posted by: Moki at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (+X9Vs)

and THEN the dogs ate Jezebel, who was the motivator behind all those shenanigans!

thanks Moki for that exposition, much better than my shorthand gobbledygook.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 02:52 PM (DJFLF)

387 323 No matter how bad your Monday is going it's not as bad as Jeffrey Toobin's day.

@jason_koebler

Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)

Could happen to anyone!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 02:52 PM (cnTJD)

388 I'm on a conference call...working with others......video conferencing.....LAST thing I'm thinking about is my cock......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)


It sounds like he thought that he'd shut off the camera and microphone and pulled it out in front of his wife.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 02:52 PM (sTnpX)

389 Lotta people are going to die over this.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 02:52 PM (bCLt0)

390 I lived in Boston for many years. I never saw any heart eating.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)


Stoner privilege?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2020 02:52 PM (XF4b8)

391 370 @jason_koebler

Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)

Tell me again how liberalism isn't a brain malfunction.

WHO DOES THIS?!??

I'm on a conference call...working with others......video conferencing.....LAST thing I'm thinking about is my cock......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

You have to understand, these people are wearing pants.

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 02:52 PM (Zm+LZ)

392 I'm on a conference call...working with others......video conferencing.....LAST thing I'm thinking about is my cock......


I guess you have never worked for the New Yorker....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 02:53 PM (dNzKv)

393 Tell me again how liberalism isn't a brain malfunction.



WHO DOES THIS?!??



I'm on a conference call...working with others......video conferencing.....LAST thing I'm thinking about is my cock......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

right? Copying your ass is much more classic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 02:53 PM (Gd3Hn)

394 336 318 I miss the "so it begins" guy.
Posted by: Seems Legit

That's because it already began.

Posted by: zombie 
---
But is the shit getting real?

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 19, 2020 02:53 PM (aO8Gd)

395
Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on
---------
Totally normal if camera is off.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 19, 2020 02:53 PM (sX1BW)

396 Toobin thought putting it on mute was okay.

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 02:53 PM (ZfRYq)

397 At least he didn't screen share with his hentai porn tab open.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 02:53 PM (dNzKv)

398

Toobin was shagging Jeff Greenfield's daughter, IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 02:53 PM (s2VJv)

399 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Jeff Toobin at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (Izzlo)

400 "I was just airing it out!"

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 02:48 PM (V3Vqn)



They can't breathe in there. It's inhuman!

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (Izzlo)


lol youze guys

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (DJFLF)

401 WAIT!! HE DID WHAT?!

He took. It. Out.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (XrCyE)

402 For some reason - not clear why yet - he found and stuck to the righteous path in 2016-2017 when it seems the smart set and his "peers" descended to the Siren call of the Left. For it, he earned their eternal disgust and disdain.

Yeah I don't know why but I thank God for it because where would I be without all you crazy people?

I would like to believe we helped him think things through but I doubt he needed us.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (KZzsI)

403 1 Kings 18:16-45. The Prophet Elijah went to Mount
Carmel and challenged the priests of Jezebel, who followed Baal, to
offer sacrifices and see which god answered, theirs or the Holy God. He
gave them hours, and they called out, sang, cut themselves, begging for
Baal to hear.

When it was Ezekiel's turn, he dug a trench around the altar, on
which was the sacrifice, then pour twelves urns of water over the
offering, altar, until the trench was filled.



He prayed,"Lord, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Israel, let it be
known today that you are God in Israel and that I am your servant and
have done all these things at your command. Answer me, Lord, answer so
these people will know you, Lord, are God and that you are turning their
hearts back again.



Then the fire of the Lord fell and burned up the sacrifice, the
wood, the stones and the soil and also licked up the water in the
trench."



But yeah, go ahead and mock Him and His people.

Posted by: Moki at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (+X9Vs)


One of my favs!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (DLzZd)

404 Why would you pull your dick out on a zoom call?

I get all other circumstances but a work, zoom call?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (jUVms)

405 Problem was he didn't put a mask on it.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (V3Vqn)


Jacket and tie. Need to dress professionally even during conference calls.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (sTnpX)

406 Our family gets together to split up the beef we buy every year. I used to take the tongues, hearts and livers for the smoker. Very tasty, lean meat if you don't mind having to peal the skin off.
Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (+ya+t)


Lengua and seso tacos are good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (smhHM)

407 On a conference call today, a very attractive woman with a relatively low cut outfit appeared on the screen. Some idiot was not on mute and says "Whoa, hello honey. How are you?"

I was laughing my ass off. I guess he'll be fired.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (VpIIl)

408 Most laptops have a slider over the camera. Other folks keep a Post-It over the older models. If you're broadcasting your junk it's intentional.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (/ZYFC)

409 324 >>What is the heart eating guy yelling?


KALI MA!
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (V3Vqn)

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom if memory serves. These guys are demonic. They're just really, really dumb.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (Wm5SB)

410
FBI: Have no fear. We're closely monitoring the activity of white supremacists and plan and making more headline grabbing arrests before the election.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (mpeBU)

411 Free balling = OK
Free dicking = not OK

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (Gd3Hn)

412 378
Never thought to play with myself during a Teams meeting.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (sOpk7)

Let he who has not . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (KnJdm)

413 Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on

Uh ... why did he pull his dick out during a call?

Or do I not want to know the answer to that question?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Wait! Doesn't everyone?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (I9SqL)

414 I was laughing my ass off. I guess he'll be fired.
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He should be promoted.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (sX1BW)

415 Mister Toobin should invest in a Penis Sheath.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (bCLt0)

416 Can't find it now, but I once read a first hand account of the reign of terror where the narrator recounts the eating of ... a heart
Posted by: hevel varik at October 19, 2020 02:45 PM (quVbM)


I know in Liberia, during one of their times of trouble, one guy ate the heart of his opponent... I think on live teevee. Assuming they have such a thing in Liberia.

But he definitely ate it.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (hku12)

417 The grup version of Lord of the Flies.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (WQZ1O)

418 Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on
Posted by: JackStraw


Must've been one hell of a call.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

419 "I miss the "so it begins" guy."
===

You mean King Théoden of Rohan?

Posted by: Augustine at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (BDZWU)

420
Penis Liberation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (s2VJv)

421 Toobin was tubin'!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (j9HX3)

422 Never thought to play with myself during a Teams meeting.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (sOpk7).
----------
Drinking - sure. But...

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (/ZYFC)

423 On Pointe, with Ronnie 'the Ballerina' Reagan:

https://tinyurl.com/y27uty3w

-
Oh, Tiny Dancer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (+y/Ru)

424 Replacing Biden with Hillary?

Considering she did the same shit Biden did and only hid her emails to cover it up, that's a pretty odd choice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (oVJmc)

425 So was the Jeffrey Toobin organ worthy of keen observation and inspection?


Posted by: kallisto, asking for a friend. at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (DJFLF)

426 Take it to the bank, all lefties are sick.

Yes, even your loved ones. If they are lefties, they have some friggen issues.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (jUVms)

427 420
Penis Liberation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (s2VJv)

It is the 21st century. You think we could get such a movement going?

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (Zm+LZ)

428 Catherine herridge on 3rd day of blackout

biggest story in her lifetime

nuttin

sell out

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (R3uW8)

429 @344
Yeah, the laptop is an op from the get-go. Too many coincidences in the story we're hearing. Not to mention laptop repair guy is still alive after seeing the contents

Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (AwPyG)

430 Is that gab thing real?

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (XxJt1)

431 On Pointe, with Ronnie 'the Ballerina' Reagan:


This prick has no right to speak on behalf of the father he hated.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (oVJmc)

432 Gack. The Obama adulation at NPR; all I wanted to know was when and where is Obama planning to speak:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3kwtvmv

Posted by: m at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (GadyI)

433 So Soros is, as usual, paying for chaos.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 02:41 PM (jUVms)

Easiest gig ever! Sit around and let that bloated unrepentant Nazi throw money at you. Do nothing.

He thinks I owe him something in return? Hilarious. Who does he think he is?

Posted by: Discordia, Roman Goddess of Chaos at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (dYRJY)

434 Russinzz hacked Hunters hard drive!

FBI: You know, we just indicted a bunch of Russians for hacking....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (dNzKv)

435 425 So was the Jeffrey Toobin organ worthy of keen observation and inspection?


Posted by: kallisto, asking for a friend. at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (DJFLF)

Sexist! Objectification!

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (Zm+LZ)

436 428 Catherine herridge on 3rd day of blackout

biggest story in her lifetime

nuttin

sell out
Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (R3uW


Wait, was she muzzled or is she intentionally not covering it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (s2VJv)

437 >>Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on

Well...

we know Maggie Habermann wasn't on the call.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (RKjXH)

438 Weeee we we weeeeeee!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020


*
*

Can it, Maxwell.

Posted by: GEICO Boss at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (wQDH5)

439 This craziness is why we brought the rv to rural Florida. We had a feeling that the crazy would be out in the cities. We are in a very red county and will just watch the fun from here.

Posted by: Megthered at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (SM/op)

440 Toobin was thinking about Harambe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (63Dwl)

441 Toobin was shagging Jeff Greenfield's daughter, IIRC.

Wanted her to have an abortion and then had to be sued into child support.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (9TdxA)

442 It sounds like he thought that he'd shut off the camera and microphone and pulled it out in front of his wife.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 02:52 PM (sTnpX)

Welll.... okay, I can see that. Like if he was being funny with his wife.

I mean, still beyond stupid, but it's way less creepy then if he was planning on jerking off during a conference call.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (cnTJD)

443 We all love watching Kumala Harris and just loves her laugh. We cannot waits for her to be are Vice Presdent !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (nOJDr)

444 >>Catherine herridge on 3rd day of blackout

biggest story in her lifetime

>nuttin


I'm working on it!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (RKjXH)

445 So was the Jeffrey Toobin organ worthy of keen observation and inspection?


Posted by: kallisto, asking for a friend. at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (DJFLF)


You gotta Zoom in and find it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (smhHM)

446 LOL! I suffer from penis envy. I want to piss on Jane Fonda's grave.


Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (XxJt1)

Not having one should not stop you from such a noble endeavor. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (9Om/r)

447 When in doubt, I whip it out.

I got me a rock-n-roll band. *air guitar*

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (DLzZd)

448 This is going to be a difficult election without the erudite comments of Jeffrey Toobin. And also, his handle.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (kA3Cp)

449 355
And so it begins..... LMFAO!

Dems are in full panic mode.

Must read. ClintonHarris2020!



https://tinyurl.com/yxam4tjk



Posted by: DEBUNKED











Will never happen, but if it does, I called it months ago.





Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (BM2fS)


Seriously, What could be so "jarring"? Is there anything that would crack the case and cause the FIB and DOJ to move on them. I can't imagine it. The FIB DOJ has been sitting on the laptop since December. If there was something "jarring" on the wouldn't have sat on it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (Izcq8)

450 Considering she did the same shit Biden did and only hid her emails to cover it up, that's a pretty odd choice.

Hunter, what you need are some yoga sessions and some grandkids.

...

...

...

What?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (XrCyE)

451 I was at a restaurant when Ann and Nancy Wilson came in and sat down.


That was Heart eating, right there in plain sight!

Posted by: stumck at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (w9Wax)

452 I know in Liberia, during one of their times of trouble, one guy ate the heart of his opponent... I think on live teevee. Assuming they have such a thing in Liberia.

But he definitely ate it.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (hku12)

General Butt Naked (not a joke, that's what he was called) and his guys used to do that. They'd sacrifice a child, cut the kid's heart out and eat it. They thought it gave them magic protection powers. Then they'd shoot up heroin and go murder entire villages of people.

Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (aKqzO)

453 "Toobin, I said 'free the kraken'. Kraken, goddamnit!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

454 Have no fear. We're closely monitoring the activity of white supremacists and plan and making more headline grabbing arrests before the election.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (mpeBU)

All 7 of them!

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (dYRJY)

455 428 Catherine herridge on 3rd day of blackout

biggest story in her lifetime

nuttin

sell out
Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (R3uW
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Or she's been shut down by CBS

Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (G0vdT)

456 holy moly

Trump is really turning the screw on Fauci.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
47m

Dr.Tony Fauci says we don't allow him to do television, and yet I saw him last night on
@60Minutes, and he seems to get more airtime than anybody since the late, great, Bob Hope. All I ask of Tony is that he make better decisions. He said "no masks and let China in". Also, Bad arm!

...P.S. Tony should stop wearing the Washington Nationals' Mask for two reasons. Number one, it is not up to the high standards that he should be exposing. Number two, it keeps reminding me that Tony threw out perhaps the worst first pitch in the history of Baseball!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (sfhL4)

457 >Wait! Doesn't everyone?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (I9SqL)


You sound concerned that no one has noticed yet.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (sjdRT)

458 I'm on a conference call...working with others......video conferencing.....LAST thing I'm thinking about is my cock......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

right? Copying your ass is much more classic.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


It's better when the CEO leaves his badge on the copier and you can sign on as him.

And email the entire corporate directory from the copy machine.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (I9SqL)

459 my spidey sense told me that this Hunter bidet laptop thing was going to blow up but that little item was just...dayum
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 02:49 PM (DJFLF)
---
I don't see how they can do that.

Nobody else's name is on the ticket. I was thinking it would have to be Harris/VP-TBD.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (Eicbe)

460 300 comments and no Ann or Nancy Wilson references?

It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (FlnFg)

461 I know in Liberia, during one of their times of trouble, one guy ate the heart of his opponent... I think on live teevee. Assuming they have such a thing in Liberia.

But he definitely ate it.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (hku12)


Charles Taylor. He literally ate his opponent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (YqDXo)

462 On a conference call today, a very attractive woman with a relatively low cut outfit appeared on the screen. Some idiot was not on mute and says "Whoa, hello honey. How are you?"

I was laughing my ass off. I guess he'll be fired.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (VpIIl)


I always think it's not possible for anyone to be that stupid in this day and age. How are men still getting themselves in these situations, and then I realize I'm just being naive.

The reason men are still acting like Neanderthals at work is because it still works out for them. They still get the prize. Occasionally.

The more things change.....

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (hku12)

463 424
Replacing Biden with Hillary?



Considering she did the same shit Biden did and only hid her emails to cover it up, that's a pretty odd choice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (oVJmc)

++++
Also, Biden's son may be a pedophile. So let's put Hillary in whose husband is also rumored to be a pedophile.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (66BnU)

464 You sound concerned that no one has noticed yet.
Posted by: Muad'dib


Ouch.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (I9SqL)

465 Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on

-
You dick!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (+y/Ru)

466 Was his penis stable?

Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2020 02:59 PM (+y8uL)

467 418 Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on
Posted by: JackStraw

Must've been one hell of a call.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

I can just imagine the other recipients all yelling / screaming in horror "JEFFREY! WE CAN SEE YOU!!!"

Hopefully it's recorded somewhere.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 02:59 PM (cnTJD)

468 Info about website http://www.clintonharris2020.com/
Holy shit!

https://gab.com/DoEAnon/posts/ 105062814463418122

Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 02:59 PM (N8FYY)

469 I thought Hillary was being very quiet lately.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 02:59 PM (jUVms)

470 323 No matter how bad your Monday is going it's not as bad as Jeffrey Toobin's day.

@jason_koebler

Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)
---

Legal analyst for CNN and the New Yorker and author of "True Crimes and Misdemeanors: The Investigation of Donald Trump"

Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with Chinese overloads, social credit scores, fake science, and mass censorship! at October 19, 2020 02:59 PM (BRkq2)

471 Have no fear. We're closely monitoring the activity of white supremacists and plan and making more headline grabbing arrests before the election.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (mpeBU)

All 7 of them!

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM



And their arsenal of three guns and a slingshot.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2020 02:59 PM (axyOa)

472 That was a sad display. Antifa losers.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 19, 2020 02:59 PM (ftFVW)

473 The official AOSHQ Style Guide is "Big Fat Ann Wilson."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2020 02:59 PM (XrCyE)

474 Did you know that most BOBs these days don't use batteries? They have USB ports for recharging.

Or so I've been told.
Posted by: Tonypete

There are gasoline powered vibrators that are used in the most savage parts of Australia and Portland.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 03:00 PM (pB6Gt)

475
Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)




It's ben nice knowin' ya, folks, I'ma gonn' go laugh myself to death.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 03:00 PM (oVJmc)

476 Mexican cartel members are said to perform similar rituals. These are Satanic rituals, meant to invoke protection for those performing them, while cursing their targets.

Pray for President Trump.

Pray for America.

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 19, 2020 03:00 PM (VDbGO)

477 Protip: keep it in your pants when sitting in front of your computer. And yeah, this statement can be interpreted on several levels.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:00 PM (bCLt0)

478 411
Free balling = OK
Free dicking = not OK


Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (Gd3Hn)

Free boobing = mandatory.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:00 PM (KnJdm)

479 There was a mole on it.

Posted by: Ms. Ballbricker at October 19, 2020 03:00 PM (DLzZd)

480 429
@344
Yeah, the laptop is an op from the get-go. Too many coincidences
in the story we're hearing. Not to mention laptop repair guy is still
alive after seeing the contents


Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (AwPyG)


OK I'll bite. A Dem Op to get Biden out of the race or a Rep op to be sure he loses?
I could see this as a Dem Op. Wheels within wheels, man!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 19, 2020 03:00 PM (Izcq8)

481 Jeffrey Ross Toobin is an American lawyer, blogger, author and legal analyst for CNN and The New Yorker.

Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be Toobin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 03:00 PM (sOpk7)

482 He's yelling the name of the demon he has summoned to kill DJT.
=======
There's a demon named "Imacocksucka"???

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2020 03:00 PM (an7Mv)

483 And their arsenal of three guns and a slingshot.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2020 02:59 PM (axyOa)

A 'stockpile' of ammunition that turns out to be 300 rounds of .22LR

Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 03:00 PM (aKqzO)

484 But he definitely ate it.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (hku12)

General Butt Naked (not a joke, that's what he was called) and his guys used to do that. They'd sacrifice a child, cut the kid's heart out and eat it. They thought it gave them magic protection powers. Then they'd shoot up heroin and go murder entire villages of people.
Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (aKqzO)

Back when Vice was good, they did a story on Liberia, and scored an interview with General Butt Naked. Seemed like a nice guy.

He's super religious now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (cnTJD)

485 163 Posted by: Dave in Fla
-----------
Great story Dave. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (00M+L)

486 @53 Same as eating a hot dog.

================================
its 2020, so pardon me for clarifying.

By "hot dog," do you mean "Sausage made from pork, beef, chicken, turkey or combinations thereof, and a bun" or cooked canine?

Posted by: deplorable me at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (n4fBZ)

487 84 67 A friend sent me this earlier and mentioned that he thinks the antifa people were taking a page out of game of thrones, where the hot chick has to eat a horse heart to get power or something.

I don't know, I didn't really watch the show.

But that kind of tracks. It wouldn't surprise me if all of their ideas come from Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, and Friends.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 02:26 PM (cnTJD)

=========

Yeah, I can see that as the influence.

The psychotic dragon queen who was promising to burn cities to the ground at season 2 for not giving her what she wants has been a bit of an idol for the left for a while now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 02:27 PM (NWM+b)

Well Rowling is not in to trans, so Harry Potter is now their Satanic Verses.

--

And the left is mad the psycho queen was turned into a villain when all she wanted was everyone to live in peace by bending the knee to her, or she'd kill them. They can't imagine how a show could make that a villainous motivation.

Posted by: Bete at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (Ojki1)

488 Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)
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New Yorker told him to beat it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (Eicbe)

489 360 >>St. Michael, the Archangel, existed before we were Christian or even Jewish



Uh...

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (V3Vqn)

Hey, garrett. The idea is that St. Michael - an angel - was one of God's first creations , even before humans and certainly before religious denominations were established. We didn't call him, "Saint," until we established Christianity and the canonization process.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (8/7u2)

490 460 300 comments and no Ann or Nancy Wilson references?

It's like I don't even know you people.



What am I, recently dissected and still warm chopped liver?

Posted by: stumck at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (w9Wax)

491 These people think they are progressive? They are regressing back into savagery.

This isn't anti-Western civilization, it's anti-civilization.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (HabA/)

492 I can just imagine the other recipients all yelling / screaming in horror "JEFFREY! WE CAN SEE YOU!!!"

Hopefully it's recorded somewhere.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

--

Hopefully, it is a zoom call so people can zoom in to try and find it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (kA3Cp)

493 180 . . . Yeah. I don't think we should go full "Muscular Christianity" like the early 20th century, but maybe somewhere in the middle between today's pathetic cringing praise song lisping version and the "in your face Christian soldiers" version would be a nice start
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
________

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus
You really really please us
We love you more than gold
We'll sing and jump for you until we're old
You're our Rock of Gibraltar
We'll kneel at the altar
And sing and do happy stuff
You make us glad and that's not bad
Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus, yay!


Posted by: Furious George, Writing Some Praise Songs at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (9vQJW)

494 He was lubin' the Toobin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

495 What's Marina Abramovic up to these days?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl

Twunny bucks.

Same as in town.

Posted by: JT at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (arJlL)

496 General Butt Naked (not a joke, that's what he was called) and his guys used to do that. They'd sacrifice a child, cut the kid's heart out and eat it.

-
Was it Sous vide?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (+y/Ru)

497 Jeffrey Ross Toobin is an American lawyer, blogger, author and legal analyst for CNN and The New Yorker.


And circumcised.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 03:02 PM (oVJmc)

498 ''Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S) ''

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2020 03:02 PM (gLRfa)

499 455 428 Catherine herridge on 3rd day of blackout

biggest story in her lifetime

nuttin

sell out
Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (R3uW
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Or she's been shut down by CBS
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (G0vdT)

Legal teams trying to figure out what and how to release information. Story is too big now. They have to.

Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 03:02 PM (N8FYY)

500 What was Toobin planning to do with that dick during his work call? Pee bottle? Batin?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 19, 2020 03:02 PM (ftFVW)

501
Hell, I thought the Jeff "Tube Steak" Toobin thing was a joke for a minute there. Then I remembered that he was the cocksucker who got his side squeeze knocked up, tried to force her to get an abortion and when she refused, he tried to weasel out of paying for child support.

Now it's hitting the news all over the place. Funny as shit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2020 03:02 PM (EGyGV)

502 Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)


another freaky looking guy that gave me the creeps

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 03:02 PM (sfhL4)

503 And Bwahahahahahahaaaaa

Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2020 03:02 PM (gLRfa)

504 LMFAO at Toobin - indeed a prick.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (4NtsG)

505 @480
I see it as an op to catch the FBI. They had it, and buried it (Just like wiener. NY cops died because of Wiener's laptop; that's an important part of the equation)
And by an extraordinary coincidence, lap top repair guy gave a copy to Rudy, and told him gee, the FBI doesn't seem to be doing anything with evidence of treason. Gosh.

Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (AwPyG)

506 My dick is a monster

Give me your heart



Bwana Dik is a legend

Enormous thou art



My dick is a Harley

You kick it to start

Posted by: guy who relates everthing to a Zappa song at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (+y8uL)

507 LOL! I suffer from penis envy. I want to piss on Jane Fonda's grave.




Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 02:50 PM (XxJt1)

===
Practice, practice, and practice in the shower.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (pw+jk)

508 Considering she did the same shit Biden did and only hid her emails to cover it up, that's a pretty odd choice.



Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (oVJmc)

++++
Also, Biden's son may be a pedophile. So let's put Hillary in whose husband is also rumored to be a pedophile.


Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (66BnU)

Wait didn't she also sell all our Uranium to Putin for a bag of magic beans? (magic beans is code for jajillion dollar donation to CGI)

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (Izcq8)

509 451 I was at a restaurant when Ann and Nancy Wilson came in and sat down.


That was Heart eating, right there in plain sight!
Posted by: stumck at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (w9Wax)

=================
That's better.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (FlnFg)

510 Why did Toobin pull his dick out during a video conference? is he crazy?

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (a0IVu)

511 General Butt Naked (not a joke, that's what he was called) and his guys used to do that. They'd sacrifice a child, cut the kid's heart out and eat it. They thought it gave them magic protection powers. Then they'd shoot up heroin and go murder entire villages of people.
Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (aKqzO)


But all cultures are equally good and valid, except ours, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

512 Crazy Nanzi trying to abort the market

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (btqlL)

513 What was Toobin planning to do with that dick during his work call? Pee bottle? Batin?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 19, 2020 03:02 PM (ftFVW)


Sounds like he was spanking his onion.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (9Om/r)

514 The only good Commie is a dead Commie wasn't a bad thought - or idea in Wray-speak.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (4NtsG)

515 Back when Vice was good, they did a story on Liberia, and scored an interview with General Butt Naked. Seemed like a nice guy.

He's super religious now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (cnTJD)

Yes. Jesus appeared to him in a vision and told him to stop sacrificing kids. Also, he's born again and very sorry so you need to forgive him and not throw him in prison for murdering fucktons of people.

Did I mention Jesus visited when his side was about to lose?

Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 03:04 PM (aKqzO)

516 >>>Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on


Yeah, THAT was your big mistake.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:04 PM (KnJdm)

517 Free balling = OK
Free dicking = not OK
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 02:54 PM (Gd3Hn)


So, I came up with one for women without panty.

Frunting.

Free c*nting.

Get it?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

518 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
·
1h
GREAT news! New government of Sudan, which is making great progress, agreed to pay $335 MILLION to U.S. terror victims and families. Once deposited, I will lift Sudan from the State Sponsors of Terrorism list. At long last, JUSTICE for the American people and BIG step for Sudan!


I sense at least 2 more nobels before the year's end.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 03:04 PM (sfhL4)

519 Info about website http://www.clintonharris2020.com/
Holy shit!

...

Posted by: DEBUNKED


Except anybody could have registered it. Even a moron here could have done it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 03:04 PM (rysH+)

520 Sounds like he was spanking his onion.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October
19, 2020 03:03 PM (9Om/r)

He got horny during a work conference call? wut?

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 03:04 PM (a0IVu)

521 Son of Jim Jones, see the movie.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 03:04 PM (pB6Gt)

522 What's Marina Abramovic up to these days?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl

She was recently paid 1 million dollars to film her perform a real life Satanic experience to sell to others via VR technology for around 10k-25k a pop.
Strange Days have arrived.

Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 03:04 PM (N8FYY)

523 My dick is a Harley

You kick it to start

Posted by: guy who relates everthing to a Zappa song


It leaks a quart every night?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 03:04 PM (I9SqL)

524 @499
Yeah it seems that the roll out of this story is carefully coordinated (twitter thinks by Bannon) among various sources, the harder to discredit or get ahead of it.
Herridge may get her turn, she deserves it.

Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 03:04 PM (AwPyG)

525 Sounds like he was spanking his onion.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (9Om/r)
===

In the end he was not master of his domain.

Posted by: Augustine at October 19, 2020 03:04 PM (BDZWU)

526 510 Why did Toobin pull his dick out during a video conference? is he crazy?
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (a0IVu)


I am going with really stupid, with poor impulse control. Like most convicts, funnily enough.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:04 PM (bCLt0)

527 473 The official AOSHQ Style Guide is "Big Fat Ann Wilson."
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Heh, I grew up with Ann and Nancy. They're dad was a Marine LtCol.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 03:04 PM (sOpk7)

528 IMHOTEP IMHOTEP IMHOTEP

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (yQpMk)

529 307 All this shit is ignored by the msm. But a fake noose at a nascar race? 72 hours o non stop coverage.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 02:46 PM (22mNy)
------------


And 19 FBI agents on site in less than 12 hours.

I wonder if some of these agents were the same ones that talked to the computer repair guy who turned in Hunter Biden's computer and told them of the Biden Crime Family data?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (sy5kK)

530 Practice, practice, and practice in the shower.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (pw+jk)

It's my dick, and I'll wash it as fast as I want!

Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (aKqzO)

531 Somewhere an HR director sits quietly at her desk with her head in her hands.

Fuck, I thought we had every eventuality covered! Alright, put it in the manual. Dicks must remain out of sight on video conferences.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (kTF2Z)

532 What the...?!!

Posted by: A lotta nerve at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (JdcHc)

533 Who knows election law here?

Can the DNC just substitute the top of the ticket?

That doesn't sound legal, AFAICS.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (Eicbe)

534 Soooo....Indiana Jones??

Posted by: lowfibass at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (ujwI/)

535 Captain Beefheart was a pretty groovy band, man

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (D79US)

536 GREAT news! New government of Sudan, which is making great progress, agreed to pay $335 MILLION to U.S. terror victims and families. Once deposited, I will lift Sudan from the State Sponsors of Terrorism list. At long last, JUSTICE for the American people and BIG step for Sudan!

Our foreign policy is a wreck, I tell you.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (XrCyE)

537 Y'all think I'm a dick with no balls?

I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!

*Starts Toobin-ing*.

Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (oPFtC)

538 Stuff like this reminds me of what the Meso-Americans used to do. I'm starting to wonder how much influence MS-13 has on the culture of the people who do things like this?

Posted by: junior at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (hWk6X)

539 You're our Rock of Gibraltar
We'll kneel at the altar

Sorry; I prefer "Rock of Ages, Cleft for me," or "On Christ the solid rock I stand", but good try.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (WkPC9)

540 So, I came up with one for women without panty.

Frunting.

Free c*nting.

Get it?
Posted by: Sponge


When the camel toe transmogrifies to a moose knuckle.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (I9SqL)

541 Jeffrey Toobin just said someone hacked his dick. It wasn't him.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (VpIIl)

542 @510: "Why did Toobin pull his dick out during a video conference? is he crazy?"

Probably video conferencing with someone else in a different room, and thought he'd get the other party all hot and bothered with a "jerking off and my New Yorker colleagues are none the wiser!" routine.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (+WWsf)

543 Look, I have to plead ignorance on the whole exposing myself during a zoom meeting thing. If had had known this was frowned upon...

Posted by: Jeff Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (Izzlo)

544 Looks and sounds possessed to me!

https://tinyurl.com/yxelqnd7

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (5FCda)

545 Toobin may be the best hit of the Trump Curse yet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (oVJmc)

546 510 Why did Toobin pull his dick out during a video conference? is he crazy?
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (a0IVu)

Possibly, possibly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (cnTJD)

547 Why did Toobin pull his dick out during a video conference? is he crazy?
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (a0IVu)

---
I think "Dem" explains it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (Eicbe)

548 This isn't anti-Western civilization, it's anti-civilization.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (HabA/)

Yep. They've decided that every bit of human development beyond living in mud huts and blaming all ills on sorcerers and witches in somehow a transgression, racism, etc. Rousseau's pie-eyed romantic "Noble Savage" malarkey has fruited, and the fruits are everywhere.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (dYRJY)

549 Stuff like this reminds me of what the Meso-Americans used to do. I'm starting to wonder how much influence MS-13 has on the culture of the people who do things like this?
Posted by: junior at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (hWk6X)


Nah, this stuff is hardwired into the primitive portions of our brains.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (sTnpX)

550 "Captain Beefheart was a pretty groovy band, man"

It looks just like a fine fat beefheart.

Posted by: Jeffery Tubin at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (+y8uL)

551 In the end he was not master of his domain.
Posted by: Augustine

I'M OUT!

Posted by: Wanking Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (Rvt88)

552
thanks Moki for that exposition, much better than my shorthand gobbledygook.
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 02:52 PM (DJFLF)

The best bit is afterwards, when Jezebel threatens Elijah. He gets scared and runs, because even though he has seen the awesome, amazing hand of God in action, he still is afraid.

I take comfort knowing that the prophet Elijah, taken up to heaven by God's chariot, had fear and ran. It makes my pitiful attempts at acting as a Christian should not feel so...pitiful.

Posted by: Moki at October 19, 2020 03:07 PM (+X9Vs)

553 Jeffery Toobin will continue to display his dick head on XiNN, however.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:07 PM (sy5kK)

554 I know in Liberia, during one of their times of trouble, one guy ate the heart of his opponent... I think on live teevee. Assuming they have such a thing in Liberia.

But he definitely ate it.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 02:55 PM (hku12)

General Butt Naked (not a joke, that's what he was called) and his guys used to do that. They'd sacrifice a child, cut the kid's heart out and eat it. They thought it gave them magic protection powers. Then they'd shoot up heroin and go murder entire villages of people.
Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 02:57 PM (aKqzO)


And how dare you suggest western culture is better than others.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)

555 522 What's Marina Abramovic up to these days?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl

She was recently paid 1 million dollars to film her perform a real life Satanic experience to sell to others via VR technology for around 10k-25k a pop.
Strange Days have arrived.
Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 03:04 PM (N8FYY)
===

And Microsoft in their infinite wisdom decided to use her in a commercial and were surprised when there was huge backlash.

Posted by: Augustine at October 19, 2020 03:07 PM (BDZWU)

556 Practice, practice, and practice in the shower.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (pw+jk)


Well, okay. But aiming is gonna be a challenge. We're not designed for accuracy.

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 03:07 PM (XxJt1)

557 -
--
https://tinyurl.com/yxam4tjk





Posted by: DEBUNKED

------------------------------

Be really interesting if it was true. It just seems a little too on the nose.

Posted by: irright at October 19, 2020 03:07 PM (SchQD)

558 OBJECTS IN WEBCAM ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2020 03:07 PM (sjdRT)

559 Yeah, the laptop is an op from the get-go. Too many coincidences in the story we're hearing. Not to mention laptop repair guy is still alive after seeing the contents
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (AwPyG)
++++++++++
I'm leaning this way, too. It is fairly pat, but they're also fairly incompetent. But the real question in mind is "Whether or not it's an op, is it true?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 03:07 PM (hYcqw)

560 It's amazing how many juicy, viewer-grabbing stories the media passes on purely because it makes democrats look bad.

Get woke go broke.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 19, 2020 03:07 PM (ZR7kf)

561 Toobin has no choice by to run for Senate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2020 03:07 PM (dNzKv)

562 332 >>Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on

"I was just airing it out!"
-----
these things need to breathe, ya know.

Posted by: Kramer at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (WQZ1O)

563 Did you know the ball atop a tam is referred to as the bobble or torie? Snappy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (sOpk7)

564 Why did Toobin pull his dick out during a video conference? is he crazy?
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (a0IVu)

---
I think "Dem" explains it.
Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (Eicbe)

If we have learned nothing else over the past decade, it is that those people have innate difficulties with cybersecurity.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (XrCyE)

565 General Butt Naked's name is too similar to my porno name; Buck Naked.

SERENITY NOW!!!

Posted by: George Costanza at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (BDZWU)

566 "Take another little piece of my heart --"

Posted by: Janis J. at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (wQDH5)

567 Well Leftism is a mental nut job so who knows why?
Not the first to do it and won't be the last

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (OjZpE)

568 Fuck, I thought we had every eventuality covered! Alright, put it in the manual. Dicks must remain out of sight on video conferences.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (kTF2Z)

When my unit arrived on Okinawa in 2002, at the end of the in-brief we were told "By the way, last rule: If a typhoon hits the island and you're stuck in the barracks, don't jump off the roof and try to fly using your poncho as a parachute." We all know why a rule like that exists.

Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (aKqzO)

569 Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (aKqzO)

Vanya! Did you get fired?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (Ez6QX)

570 Can the DNC just substitute the top of the ticket?

That doesn't sound legal, AFAICS.



You aren't voting for President, you are voting for electors to vote for President. That shouldn't change.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (yQpMk)

571 Sounds like he was spanking his onion.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October
19, 2020 03:03 PM (9Om/r)

He got horny during a work conference call? wut?
Posted by: IC

This is why we need foreign workers, to do the job American prostitutes won't do.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (pB6Gt)

572 I wonder whether Biden will be asked to denounce heart eating at the debate.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (J8mMZ)

573 541 Jeffrey Toobin just said someone hacked his dick. It wasn't him.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (VpIIl)

I remember one episode of "COPS" where the police arrest a guy as he was shooting up and he pleads with them "I swear, officer, that's not my arm!"

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (Izzlo)

574 Toobin's shortcomings were on display.

Posted by: David Niven at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (DLzZd)

575 I wonder what kind of heart they went with?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (A5zUN)

576 Jonah Goldberg pulls out dick on Zoom call, no one notices.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (oVJmc)

577 Toobin felt he was about to trip over it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (Eicbe)

578 Jeffrey Toobin takes time out from 'splaining to America that ACB is not moral enough to serve the country for a worktime dick pic.

Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with Chinese overloads, social credit scores, fake science, and mass censorship! at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (BRkq2)

579 582 comments and not one of you has made a Captain Beefheart reference?

It's like I don't even know you people any more.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (BM2fS)

580 505 @480
I see it as an op to catch the FBI. They had it, and buried it (Just like wiener. NY cops died because of Wiener's laptop; that's an important part of the equation)
And by an extraordinary coincidence, lap top repair guy gave a copy to Rudy, and told him gee, the FBI doesn't seem to be doing anything with evidence of treason. Gosh.
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (AwPyG)

Plus the Chinese billionaire dissident provided 3 hard drives to verify along with Bannon's whistleblowers. Finally, the NSA!

Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (N8FYY)

581 533 Who knows election law here?

Can the DNC just substitute the top of the ticket?

That doesn't sound legal, AFAICS.
Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (Eicbe)

At this point? No, that ship has sailed. There are state by state deadlines for getting on the ballot, etc.

Plus, as a practical matter -- the ballots are already printed. And many people have already voted.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (cnTJD)

582 Toobin's shortcomings were on display.
Posted by: David Niven


The water was vold!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (I9SqL)

583 That stupid fuck Boot edge edge said our foreign policy was in tatters - GFY Pete, we know you want to

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (4NtsG)

584 There's a correlation with Weinstein doing something similar in meetings. I think it's all part of the "I'm so powerful, I can do whatever i want and you are helpless" stuff. Very similar to Biden groping little girls in front of their families.

Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (AwPyG)

585 549 Stuff like this reminds me of what the Meso-Americans used to do. I'm starting to wonder how much influence MS-13 has on the culture of the people who do things like this?
Posted by: junior at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (hWk6X)

Nah, this stuff is hardwired into the primitive portions of our brains.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (sTnpX)

It pops up now and then through the centuries. I've seen it suggested it being a tendency to associate magic power with taboos. Sometimes some loon who thinks he's a wizard and can use black magic ends up in charge (like Julian the apostate but edgier) and makes the culture retarded.

Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (Zm+LZ)

586 Possibly, possibly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (cnTJD)

++++
Say it like you mean it because I am getting a weird feeling about the human race in general.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (66BnU)

587 I think "Dem" explains it.
Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM (Eicbe)

If we have learned nothing else over the past decade, it is that those people have innate difficulties with cybersecurity.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (XrCyE)
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Um... not to mention impulse control.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (Eicbe)

588 What? This isn't Pornhub?!??

Posted by: J. Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (oVJmc)

589 comments and no Ann or Nancy Wilson references?

It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (FlnFg)
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No worries - It Was Nothin' at All

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (/ZYFC)

590 Toobin's Wiki page should keep the mods there busy for awhile.

Posted by: fly at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (TA9CI)

591 I can't imagine what the other folks on the video conference did when they saw him wave his dick around..lol...I would have been speechless I think before screaming at him

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (a0IVu)

592 And the left is mad the psycho queen was turned into a villain when all she wanted was everyone to live in peace by bending the knee to her, or she'd kill them. They can't imagine how a show could make that a villainous motivation.
Posted by: Bete at October 19, 2020 03:01 PM (Ojki1)


This too, is the story of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (PiwSw)

593 nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (PiwSw)

594 -
--
Why did Toobin pull his dick out during a video conference? is he crazy?

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (a0IVu)



---

I think "Dem" explains it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 03:06 PM


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So, someone had their kids on the call?

Posted by: irright at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (SchQD)

595 @580
I'm convinced NSA=white hats=Q. And a lot of other people think so, too

Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (AwPyG)

596 Well, the Dems have Nurgle pulling for them with Wuhan Flu.

And they wanted to go to war with Russian in Syria so I guess that gets Khorne.

Slaanesh I'm sure was a big fan of Pedo Island.


So...Tzeentch? Is he the one hold out?


Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (qlFIA)

597 Yes. Hunter Biden dropped off his laptop, and never picked it up. His lawyer verified this fact.

But it's an op. Uhhummmm...

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (VpIIl)

598 455 428 Catherine herridge on 3rd day of blackout

biggest story in her lifetime

nuttin

sell out
Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (R3uW
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Or she's been shut down by CBS
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (G0vdT)


Yeah, but that CBS paycheck must be great. Who cares about professional reputation when the money is that good?


- The Biden Crime Family

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (sy5kK)

599 You make us glad and that's not bad
Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus, yay!


As good as anything on the screen at your average happy clappy church today. Just have a studio crank out a tune in the proper approved key and meter so your church band can play it and you're gold

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

600 Captain Beefheart, voice of an Angel.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (pB6Gt)

601 Who knows election law here?

Can the DNC just substitute the top of the ticket?

That doesn't sound legal, AFAICS.
Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (Eicbe)

At this point? No, that ship has sailed. There are state by state deadlines for getting on the ballot, etc.

Plus, as a practical matter -- the ballots are already printed. And many people have already voted.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (cnTJD)
---
Kind of what I thought.

Second question: Would that stop the Dems from claiming they can do that?

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (Eicbe)

602 When my unit arrived on Okinawa in 2002, at the end of the in-brief we were told "By the way, last rule: If a typhoon hits the island and you're stuck in the barracks, don't jump off the roof and try to fly using your poncho as a parachute." We all know why a rule like that exists.
Posted by: Vanya


If you can't be an inspiration, be an explanation.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (I9SqL)

603 For first time since 2004 more Americans identify as republicans than democrats.
https://tinyurl.com/y3tadsot
More proof that Joey the Pedo is 30 points ahead and will get a landslide victory.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (pw+jk)

604 Number two, it keeps reminding me that Tony threw out perhaps the worst first pitch in the history of Baseball!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 02:58 PM (sfhL4)


To be fair, I don't think that's true.

Faulci's ball traveled a fairly good distance, even though he missed the plate by about 30 degrees.

There have been "first pitches" where the ball didn't travel more than a dozen or so feet.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (hku12)

605 NOOD Tobindick

Posted by: filbert at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (NiXyF)

606 Yeah. I don't think we should go full "Muscular Christianity" like the early 20th century, but maybe somewhere in the middle between today's pathetic cringing praise song lisping version and the "in your face Christian soldiers" version would be a nice start
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

At this point, I'd rather err on the side of a Crusade than on the side of the weirdly umcomfotable love songs.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (dYRJY)

607 She was recently paid 1 million dollars to film her perform a real life Satanic experience to sell to others via VR technology for around 10k-25k a pop.
Strange Days have arrived.
Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 03:04 PM (N8FYY)
===

And Microsoft in their infinite wisdom decided to use her in a commercial and were surprised when there was huge backlash.
Posted by: Augustine at October 19, 2020 03:07 PM (BDZWU)

Good Lord.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (5FCda)

608 Emotional Support Animals are not allowed inside the polling place here. Service Animals - specifically, trained dogs and mini horses - are allowed inside, if they are calm, obedient, house-broken, and under control.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2020 02:44 PM (DLzZd)

=====

I'm watching our seven-month old Maine Coon kitteh at the moment. She is only one of these things.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (dfRN6)

609 I see it as an op to catch the FBI. They had it, and buried it

let's just say the FBI has a lot of 'splaining to do. And heads should roll.

What you want: the FBI totally disbanded and removed, its function transferred to other agencies
What you'll take: The FBI totally cleaned out and rebuilt
What you'll get: recommendations on increased training

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (KZzsI)

610 Vanya! Did you get fired?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2020 03:08 PM (Ez6QX)

No. But I've had it with these people. This afternoon is resume update day.

I shouldn't have put a joke on a safety department document, I suppose. Maybe it was unconscious self sabotage because I hate my employer and I don't care anymore. Regardless, now looking for a job.

Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (aKqzO)

611 533 Who knows election law here?

Can the DNC just substitute the top of the ticket?

That doesn't sound legal, AFAICS.
Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2020 03:05 PM (Eicbe)

I believe Electors can vote for anybody they want on Dec.19th. Lots of legal stuff Team Hillary Satan wargamed out years ago.

Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (N8FYY)

612
What was Toobin planning to do with that dick during his work call? Pee bottle? Batin?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 19, 2020 03:02 PM (ftFVW)


Sounds like he was spanking his onion.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (9Om/r)







Prompting the porpoise

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (EGyGV)

613 513 What was Toobin planning to do with that dick during his work call? Pee bottle? Batin?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 19, 2020 03:02 PM (ftFVW)


Sounds like he was spanking his onion.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (9Om/r)


It was during an Ana Navarro segment.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (sy5kK)

614 Maybe Herridge has the Rona.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (nxdel)

615 Looks and sounds possessed to me!

https://tinyurl.com/yxelqnd7
Posted by: Gaelic Girl

Better.

https://bit.ly/3dJNiAT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (+y/Ru)

616 My lib 96 y.o. MIL just voted for Biden and Jon Ossoff. Any kindly feelings I was having toward the old biddy have evaporated.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

So MiL is going to find social distancing is on lockdown at Jane's house for all future holidays? For her health, of course.

Posted by: Bete at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (Ojki1)

617 Second question: Would that stop the Dems from claiming they can do that?

***

I think some states put in laws against faithless electors now.


So if the ballot says Biden they are required to vote for Biden.

Of course if it is a Dem state they'll just overturn that the night of the election.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (qlFIA)

618 Maybe it had a spasm, and he needed to massage it?

Posted by: Baldy at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (OLCH5)

619 Why did Toobin pull his dick out during a video conference? is he crazy?
Posted by: IC

It couldn't breathe.

Posted by: JT at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (arJlL)

620 I shouldn't have put a joke on a safety department document, I suppose. Maybe it was unconscious self sabotage because I hate my employer and I don't care anymore. Regardless, now looking for a job.
Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (aKqzO)

Well then good luck on your job search!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (Ez6QX)

621 219
Okay. This is a deadly serious post. Offering a place to run if you need
one. If you're not safe in Oklahoma you're not safe anywhere.


Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 02:37 PM (XxJt1)


My paternal Great Grandfather moved there from Tennessee by wagon. He and his sons were blacksmiths. My Grandmother moved there when a child the same way.
I could envision moving there or Arkansas. Would be alone though. Wife has a large family here and has drug me back three times now.

Posted by: Javems at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (H3nHc)

622 Jeffrey put his Tube--in front of a camera?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (HrMC1)

623
Saw Zoom Dick Incident open for Madonna in '98.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (LilNs)

624 Gab dump prolly crap.

However, if the Satanists wanted to sow chaos in the face of an overwhelming defeat it would be an interesting strategy.

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (MkuC5)

625 Usually it's guy's with big ones who whip it out on every occasion.
I used to know this one dude who'd whip it out and slam it on the desk at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (HrMC1)

626 It's a true choice election Jane, you should send your MIL the video of the heart eating around the campfire.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (4NtsG)

627 559
Yeah, the laptop is an op from the get-go. Too many coincidences in the
story we're hearing. Not to mention laptop repair guy is still alive
after seeing the contents

Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 02:56 PM (AwPyG)

++++++++++

I'm leaning this way, too. It is fairly pat, but they're also fairly
incompetent. But the real question in mind is "Whether or not it's an
op, is it true?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 03:07 PM (hYcqw)
Look, everything in politics is an Op. This one just broke very badly against the D's for once.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (Izcq8)

628 They actually don't get it - I don't like hunting Bambi per se but a Devil Worshipper? No prob brah.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (4NtsG)

629 505 @480
I see it as an op to catch the FBI. They had it, and buried it (Just like wiener. NY cops died because of Wiener's laptop; that's an important part of the equation)
And by an extraordinary coincidence, lap top repair guy gave a copy to Rudy, and told him gee, the FBI doesn't seem to be doing anything with evidence of treason. Gosh.
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 03:03 PM (AwPyG)

Huh. Set up by the DOJ?

Posted by: m at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (GadyI)

630 Op, not an op? WGAF?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (4NtsG)

631 This is the worst coup and Mafia family I've ever seen.

Where are all the buffers?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (pB6Gt)

632
Stole the "Zoom Dick Incident" phrase from Vise.com.
My apologies on any copyright infringement.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (LilNs)

633 If Biden loses his security clearance he can't be president, right?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (sI15f)

634 I would like to see a knee on the neck of several of these people.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 19, 2020 03:27 PM (C77mq)

635 >>> 633 If Biden loses his security clearance he can't be president, right?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (sI15f)

I can help fix that problem!

Posted by: K. Harris at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (56pgz)

636 Entries I never thought to see in Wikipedia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Butt_Naked

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Counter-Revolutionary She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

637 Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)

I got nuthin'

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (w2LAm)

638 Well, that, and learning there was a warlord named Roosevelt Johnson.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Counter-Revolutionary She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

639 @533 Who knows election law here?

Can the DNC just substitute the top of the ticket?

That doesn't sound legal, AFAICS.
==============================
*giggle* you think that election laws apply to Dems? here's just one example showing that they don't:

Oct 3, 2002: New Jersey Supreme Court Rules in Favor of Dems Replacing 'Torch' on Ballot
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5o38cz2

Posted by: deplorable me at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (n4fBZ)

640 104 93 71 A heart is a sandwich. Fight me!
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Please wait in the atrium until we call for you.
==========

I'm just quivering for this to be over.

Posted by: Tacky Kadashia at October 19, 2020 04:12 PM (JNTt1)

641 Most young people overestimate the power and utility of talking things out,

I swear I initially read that as "taking things out," and thought you were talking about Toobin.

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