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LOL: Game 1 of 2020 NBA Finals Loses Half of 2019's First-Game Viewership
Also: The very dumb reality/celebrity game show "The Masked Singer" beat the NBA Finals in the key demo of 18-49. This is Yahoo, so be prepared to have this ratings collapse blamed on everything except hardcore leftist political agitation:The NBA Finals tipped off a few months late in 2020, and boy do the earliest TV ratings reflect the affects of coronavirus.Really? Miami and LA residents are still locked in their houses with bars and restaurants and live shows closed down, but a 50% loss of ratings is to be expected #BecauseCoronavirus? Get fucked, dummy dum-dum.
Game 1 of the 2020 NBA Finals settled for a 2.1 rating among adults 18-49 and 5.3 million total viewers. Now, those averages will rise significantly when final Nielsen data becomes available, but they are currently about half of what last year' comparable preliminary data estimated for ABC. Mind you, that’s WITH the return of LeBron James to the Finals.... Also Read: 'The Masked Singer' Has First-Ever Self Elimination and Unmasking: And the Gremlin Is... (Video) ABC finished first in the key adults 18-49 demographic last night in primetime.Hey "King" Lebron, can I f#ck your momma like your teammate did? I promise I'll take her out for a nice classy meal at Arby's (TM) before I "do" her. Via Sports Wars, merrily documenting the apocalypse of spectator sports.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: bigstarxxx at October 01, 2020 06:30 PM (pvJV4)
Posted by: bigstarxxx at October 01, 2020 06:30 PM (pvJV4)
Posted by: Cosda at October 01, 2020 06:30 PM (mcYkD)
Posted by: Cosda at October 01, 2020 06:31 PM (mcYkD)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 06:31 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2020 06:31 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Yo! at October 01, 2020 06:31 PM (GIeIM)
_________________
Isn't this the demo that .com fraud Mark Cuban claimed was the most important and only one that mattered?
Posted by: Blago at October 01, 2020 06:31 PM (gkdnV)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at October 01, 2020 06:32 PM (vCA4F)
And the networks love that we are ditching all those viewers not in the target demos.
Posted by: Mark Cuban at October 01, 2020 06:32 PM (F9322)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at October 01, 2020 06:32 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2020 06:32 PM (axyOa)
(Marv Albert voice)
Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2020 06:32 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 01, 2020 06:32 PM (ch6++)
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Well, watching the game at home is just not the same without fans in the stadium! Of course ratings are off!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 01, 2020 06:33 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: MrObvious at October 01, 2020 06:33 PM (k+h+d)
Psssst, theNBA is a business not a lifestyle
Posted by: Yo! at October 01, 2020 06:33 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Cosda at October 01, 2020 06:33 PM (guCil)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at October 01, 2020 06:33 PM (ldOBo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2020 06:33 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM
Wow, splurging for Arby's. Must be love.
Posted by: Bete at October 01, 2020 06:33 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at October 01, 2020 06:33 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 01, 2020 06:33 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 01, 2020 06:33 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 01, 2020 06:34 PM (R5lpX)
A Philadelphia reporter said he walked right into an elections warehouse Thursday, a day after reports that someone had stolen USB drives used to program the city's voting machines from the same facility.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6tcmcsr
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 01, 2020 06:34 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 01, 2020 06:34 PM (a9L78)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 01, 2020 06:34 PM (8B6Ng)
Rub some Horsey Sauce on it.
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2020 06:34 PM (aKxyY)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 01, 2020 06:34 PM (rjE57)
Oh, and NBA players: if you hurry, you may be able to get your street corner back. But don't dawdle.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2020 06:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 01, 2020 06:35 PM (R5lpX)
5 ) Left foot
4 ) Right foot
3 ) Delts
2 ) Beard
1 ) The chinese fist stuck up his bunghole.
Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2020 06:35 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 06:35 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM
Wow, splurging for Arby's. Must be love.
Posted by: Bete at October 01, 2020 06:33 PM (F9322)
He'll gently wipe the horsey sauce from the corner of her mouth after.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at October 01, 2020 06:35 PM (NWiLs)
A Philadelphia reporter said he walked right into an elections warehouse Thursday, a day after reports that someone had stolen USB drives used to program the city's voting machines from the same facility.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6tcmcsr
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 01, 2020 06:34 PM (nUhF0)
Why would we lock the barn now that the horses ran off?
Posted by: Philly Election Officials at October 01, 2020 06:35 PM (F9322)
Ace is bringing THE MEAT.
Posted by: Geraldine at October 01, 2020 06:35 PM (NKwB8)
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 01, 2020 06:36 PM (xGp48)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at October 01, 2020 06:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2020 06:31 PM (mht8P)
It would improve my life, differentially.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2020 06:36 PM (YqDXo)
Ace isn't springing for a Meal, LeBron.
He's just gonna bang your Mom in the Arby's shitter.
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2020 06:36 PM (aKxyY)
Posted by: Joke Biden at October 01, 2020 06:36 PM (SWbVS)
50 percent everywhere you look
sounds like the hard divide across the country across all spectrums
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 01, 2020 06:36 PM (rjE57)
5 ) Left foot
4 ) Right foot
3 ) Delts
2 ) Beard
1 ) The chinese fist stuck up his bunghole.
Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2020 06:35 PM (786Ro)
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There's video out there of Lebron doing squats. It's cringe worthy to watch.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 01, 2020 06:36 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 01, 2020 06:37 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 01, 2020 06:37 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 01, 2020 06:37 PM (oVJmc)
Oh, and NBA players: if you hurry, you may be able to get your street corner back. But don't dawdle.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2020 06:34 PM (YqDXo)
Plus side: China promised them street corner space.
Downside: It is in the Wuhan wet market district.
Posted by: Bete at October 01, 2020 06:37 PM (F9322)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 01, 2020 06:37 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 01, 2020 06:37 PM (yLbf7)
one third
these guys are scared
because they got caught
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 01, 2020 06:37 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 01, 2020 06:37 PM (KnJdm)
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And?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 01, 2020 06:37 PM (WEBkv)
I see Dummy Dum-Dum open for Smash Mouth in my imagination several times per day.
Posted by: ShainS at October 01, 2020 06:38 PM (Vm6JK)
Posted by: Prime sistah at October 01, 2020 06:38 PM (tQL7r)
I loved Kathy Smith. I'd have moved to LA to chase her, but she's about 19 years older than me. I doubt she'd have been interested in an 18 year old when she was 37.
Still, very hot, very fit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 01, 2020 06:38 PM (lLlsv)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 01, 2020 06:38 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 01, 2020 06:38 PM (+NdM9)
Posted by: Cosda at October 01, 2020 06:38 PM (EK5WL)
Mark Cuban says it doesn't matter because the NBA still has the audience the big dollar advertisers want.
Posted by: Rioting Genius at October 01, 2020 06:39 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 01, 2020 06:36 PM (xGp4
Ratings always drop for championship games. Sports fans aren't very into seeing who won throughout the season.
And LA and Miami aren't big sports towns anyway.
Posted by: Mark Cuban at October 01, 2020 06:39 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 01, 2020 06:39 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 01, 2020 06:39 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2020 06:39 PM (eXmcp)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 06:39 PM (VWp7G)
Can PP define when it became a "son" and not a meaningless clump of cells? Does that happens when it comes through the birth canal?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2020 05:50 PM (WkPC9)
Schrodinger's Baby. It's a baby when the mother wants it, and only then. But it's a clump of cells if the mother doesn't want it.
If the mother doesn't know yet, the organism in her womb is simultaneously a baby and a clump of cells until the mother makes up her mind.
And they accuse the religious of magical thinking.
Posted by: Oldstoke at October 01, 2020 06:40 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: josephistan at October 01, 2020 06:40 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at October 01, 2020 06:40 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at October 01, 2020 06:40 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: rcocean at October 01, 2020 06:40 PM (evE25)
Wouldn't brag about it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 01, 2020 06:37 PM (oVJmc)
The proverbial lipstick on a pig.
No amount of son money is going to make that bangable.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2020 06:40 PM (hku12)
Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2020 06:40 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2020 06:40 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 01, 2020 06:41 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 01, 2020 06:41 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: HB at October 01, 2020 06:41 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Rioting Genius at October 01, 2020 06:39 PM (PtOP4)
well given the Masked Singer's numbers, they sure don't have any gay men anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2020 06:41 PM (Kpl3J)
Trump wins in all scenarios, Big Mike.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 01, 2020 06:41 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2020 06:41 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2020 06:41 PM (mht8P)
This was in the latest Hillsdale Imprimis journal:
https://tinyurl.com/y2zxwbpo
They are letting down America and now America is letting them down-hard.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2020 06:41 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2020 06:42 PM (0OmEU)
He is a physical anomaly...or, he was when he entered the league.
Like Shaq. There was no way to really handle his size at the position for a good 5-6 seasons.
Not that I am an NBA expert. But Shaq was kinda the same. Not even a good basketball player, but impossible to keep out of the game.
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2020 06:42 PM (GxKku)
Mark Cuban
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 06:42 PM (HwiWi)
honestly, he's good, but nowhere near the best NBA player ever.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 06:39 PM (VWp7G)
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If I hear one more person say he's as good as Jordan, I swear I'll lose it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2020 06:42 PM (eXmcp)
Cause there's a shitload of canceled shows that would have loved to claim their poor ratings "will rise significantly" when the full data comes in.
PS: The full data from the first playoff games should be in by now no? The ratings you promised us then would come in higher? Did they note that guaranteed increase that materialized in this article? They wouldn't lie about that, would they?
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 01, 2020 06:42 PM (xGp48)
Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2020 06:42 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 01, 2020 06:37 PM (KnJdm)
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And?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 01, 2020 06:37 PM (WEBkv)
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 01, 2020 06:42 PM (KnJdm)
Let's see how the Chinese like them moving in next door.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 01, 2020 06:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (OjZpE)
Michelle Obama Steps In To Save Joe Biden: Trump Wins If You 'Tune Out' Following Debate
one third
these guys are scared
because they got caught
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 01, 2020 06:37 PM (rjE57)
+++++
What the hell are we supposed to do when Biden puts a lid on it every day at 9:30 in the morning and goes back to bed.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 01, 2020 06:42 PM (KnJdm)
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I see we share the same parentage.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: China at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (KnJdm)
Agreed. I don't think Lebron is better than Dr. J, Larry Bird, Magic, Wilt, etc, etc. But ESPN fellates him every night, so they must be right.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (VWp7G)
I promise I'll take her out for a nice classy meal at Arby's (TM) before I "do" her.
Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM
Some roast beef before the roast beef? Seems redundant (and extravagant---have you seen how much those salt-bombs cost now?).
Posted by: imp at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (SFOr6)
Star Trek TNG premiered with a 15.7 rating
french douchebag names:
Picard>LeBron
Posted by: x at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (nFwvY)
FACT: There's a pronhub channel dedicated to Gremlins self-eliminating and unmasking.
Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2020 06:42 PM (bCLt0)
And less felons
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: rcocean at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (evE25)
I just got a voicemail from the "Democratic Voter Integrity Project". They want to know if I will volunteer to help poll watch.
All in favor say, "Aaaaah."
Posted by: RI Red at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (uykKQ)
Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2020 06:44 PM (OjZpE)
Jordan was never as good as 'Jordan'.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 01, 2020 06:44 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2020 06:40 PM (bCLt0)
Yeah but advertisers know how those books are cooked so while us rubes may be fooled the people funding this aren't. They are willing to waste money being woke as long as they think they get credit, but they aren't going to waste money so that the NBA can get the credit for being woke.
Watch for the Salary Cap to be lowered after the next TV contract negotiations.
Posted by: Bete at October 01, 2020 06:44 PM (F9322)
They should bring back tha ABA with the red,white and blue stripped basketball
Posted by: Rioting Genius at October 01, 2020 06:44 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 01, 2020 06:44 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: rcocean at October 01, 2020 06:40 PM (evE25)
I saw that movie. Unfortunately. My theory is Super Fan Bill Murrary financed that movie personally just so he could schmooze with the players.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 01, 2020 06:44 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2020 06:44 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 01, 2020 06:44 PM (r+sAi)
I have no idea, but then again I'm not risking millions in future earnings on the questions. Maybe the ball-players should give it some thought.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 01, 2020 06:44 PM (8AONa)
honestly, he's good, but nowhere near the best NBA player ever.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 06:39 PM (VWp7G)
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If I hear one more person say he's as good as Jordan, I swear I'll lose it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2020 06:42 PM (eXmcp)
Not only was Jordan a better talent, Jordan made people who weren't basketball fans watch the game. LeBron has made people who are basketball fans walk away from it.
Posted by: josephistan at October 01, 2020 06:45 PM (Izzlo)
I just got a voicemail from the "Democratic Voter Integrity Project". They want to know if I will volunteer to help poll watch.
All in favor say, "Aaaaah."
Posted by: RI Red at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (uykKQ)
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Not cooking, medical, or dating advice request..
*scratches head*
Uhhh.....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 01, 2020 06:45 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 01, 2020 06:45 PM (NXn4T)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 06:45 PM (HwiWi)
SIGNS OF THE RESISTANCE!
Ratings collapse? People who think the same as us.
Marvel in the toilet? Same.
Woke Inc Co losing billions? More of us.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2020 06:45 PM (emxxF)
Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2020 06:45 PM (OjZpE)
I just got a voicemail from the "Democratic Voter Integrity Project". They want to know if I will volunteer to help poll watch.
All in favor say, "Aaaaah."
Posted by: RI Red
Provided that isn't a data mining operation that requires all of your info, doo eeet.
(actually, i'd be very careful. it probably is a data mining op ...)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2020 06:45 PM (QPbAP)
Posted by: rcocean at October 01, 2020 06:45 PM (evE25)
I'd rather watch two shock-treatment patients playing tic-tac-toe.
Posted by: RKae at October 01, 2020 06:45 PM (FHqrb)
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They still have the same number of fans attending the games ...
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 01, 2020 06:45 PM (xGp48)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2020 06:45 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Dave at October 01, 2020 06:45 PM (mXUCw)
Posted by: LeBra James at October 01, 2020 06:46 PM (EgshT)
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 01, 2020 06:42 PM (KnJdm)
*Begins building large wooden rabbit*
Posted by: Bete at October 01, 2020 06:46 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 01, 2020 06:46 PM (YAsoQ)
I just can't do this for four more years fuck America bro im moving to Hawaii
Hassan Whiteside
I guess he's a basketball player.
Fuck him
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2020 06:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 06:46 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Rioting Genius at October 01, 2020 06:39 PM (PtOP4)
He ain't lyin'.
This is why it's important for people to understand, when the great realignment comes, if you find yourself on the side of corporate America, and against consumers/citizens, you're on the wrong side.
Corporations do NOT deserve loyalty from customers. Ever. It's a business relationship, it's not a friendship. The company offers a product (including investment opportunities), you buy it or you don't. If you don't like it, you move on. If the company wants someone else's money, they move on. That's all.
At least half of nevertrump is made of people who equate "free market capitalism" with a religion.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2020 06:46 PM (hku12)
Shaq was a terrible basketball player. But he was like a high-schooler playing with a bunch of six-graders - he was just bigger and stronger than everyone else.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 01, 2020 06:46 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2020 06:46 PM (786Ro)
Plus, he can't hit free throws. I mean, really...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 06:46 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: HB at October 01, 2020 06:46 PM (nzKWW)
I just got a voicemail from the "Democratic Voter Integrity Project". They want to know if I will volunteer to help poll watch.
All in favor say, "Aaaaah."
Posted by: RI Red at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (uykKQ
Agree to it. Document their fraud. Get names. Turn it over to the authorities and call the news with the video.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM (emxxF)
Mark Cuban
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Well, apparently they won't make it up in volume.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM (+y/Ru)
A Philadelphia reporter said he walked right into an elections warehouse Thursday, a day after reports that someone had stolen USB drives used to program the city's voting machines from the same facility.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6tcmcsr
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 01, 2020 06:34 PM (nUhF0)
Why would we lock the barn now that the horses ran off?
Posted by: Philly Election Officials at October 01, 2020 06:35 PM (F9322)
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This pairs well with the article I dropped in JJ's thread this morning: Facebook announced a new policy that it will ban ads that use any instances of conclusively proven lost or trashed mail in ballots in any effort to suggest that mail in ballots are not secure.
Don't worry, FB announced on 10/1 and I'd bet they have a 45-day review policy if you want you ad put back up.
Posted by: Gilded at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Bubba Karen-Wallace at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM (EgshT)
Mark Cuban says it doesn't matter because the NBA still has the audience the big dollar advertisers want.
Posted by: Rioting Genius at October 01, 2020 06:39 PM (PtOP4)
Cuban said they have the audience THEY want, the advertisers on the other hand, probably not so much.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM (99Nt9)
Hassan Whiteside
Dickhead knows Hawaii is in America, right?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM (VWp7G)
I just got a voicemail from the "Democratic Voter Integrity Project". They want to know if I will volunteer to help poll watch.
All in favor say, "Aaaaah."
Posted by: RI Red at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (uykKQ)
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Not cooking, medical, or dating advice request..
*scratches head*
Uhhh.....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
***
Hell, can't even make a pun with this.
Goes looking for beer.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: JAS at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: josephistan at October 01, 2020 06:40 PM (Izzlo)
Sort of. His most recent executive order said, basically, that counties and municipalities can't close businesses down for Chinese Lung AIDS, can't require restaurants to be below 50% occupancy, have to make specific showings if they have ordinances to reduce occupancy below 100%, and suspended all individual scamdemic related fines and penalties. However there are still idiot county and city mayors, idiot business owners, and idiot members of the public who are still 100% invested in REEEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at October 01, 2020 06:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rcocean at October 01, 2020 06:48 PM (evE25)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 01, 2020 06:48 PM (tsRwL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 01, 2020 06:48 PM (nxdel)
I just can't do this for four more years fuck America bro im moving to Hawaii
Hassan Whiteside
I guess he's a basketball player.
Fuck him
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2020 06:46 PM (axyOa)
Majored in Geography in "college."
Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2020 06:48 PM (hku12)
100 OK, Need Horde Advice:
I just got a voicemail from the "Democratic Voter Integrity Project". They want to know if I will volunteer to help poll watch.
All in favor say, "Aaaaah."
Posted by: RI Red at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (uykKQ
Agree to it. Document their fraud. Get names. Turn it over to the authorities and call the news with the video.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM (emxxF)
Contact Project Veritas and see if they need anyone to document their shenanigans.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 01, 2020 06:48 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 01, 2020 06:48 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM (VWp7G)
Apparently not.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2020 06:49 PM (axyOa)
Hassan Whiteside
Make sure you fill up the tank before you get on the bridge, Hassan. It's a long drive Oahu.
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2020 06:49 PM (cfr4W)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 01, 2020 06:49 PM (cddbh)
EFFECTS, you yahoos! (literally)
I am in a foul mood. The boss is floating the idea of closing our school because we have even more kids in two-week quarantine. Not sick, mind you. Just in contact with someone who may have it because a family member has it.
Six Degrees of Separation: WuHuFlu version.
My last class took on major homework tonight because they want to decorate the room for Halloween. They have NAMED the decorations already. I think they're so into it because they missed the socializing, fun stuff.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 01, 2020 06:49 PM (/+bwe)
I just got a voicemail from the "Democratic Voter Integrity Project". They want to know if I will volunteer to help poll watch.
All in favor say, "Aaaaah."
Posted by: RI Red at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (uykKQ)
Not cooking, medical, or dating advice request..
*scratches head*
Uhhh.....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Hell, can't even make a pun with this.
Goes looking for beer.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM (axyOa)
Boil water, maybe?
Can't hurt, right?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 01, 2020 06:49 PM (t+qrx)
I don't understand. What do they do with all the looted TV's if not watch the NBA?
Posted by: t-bird at October 01, 2020 06:49 PM (3fR4G)
Posted by: Chink ho at October 01, 2020 06:49 PM (gmo/4)
I just can't do this for four more years fuck America bro im moving to Hawaii
Hassan Whiteside
I guess he's a basketball player.
Fuck him
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2020 06:46 PM (axyOa)
Majored in Geography in "college."
Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2020 06:48 PM (hku12)
He's driving there too.
Posted by: Roy at October 01, 2020 06:49 PM (Ti+Tv)
hope you and Mrs Red are doing ok. Please give her a hug for me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2020 06:49 PM (W2Pud)
Translation, TV deal is locked in, and NBA is still getting lots of $$. Bad ratings are TV's problem. will only effect NBA when they re-negotiate contract.
Posted by: rcocean at October 01, 2020 06:50 PM (evE25)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM (99Nt9)
Nah, the advertisers are either located in Chi Nah, or they don't mind being bent over the boardroom table by Chi Nah.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2020 06:50 PM (hku12)
If only I had a thought leader in such an area.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2020 06:50 PM (emxxF)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 06:50 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 01, 2020 06:50 PM (7o4Oo)
Posted by: Roy at October 01, 2020 06:49 PM (Ti+Tv)
Heh!
I'm using that so my buddy can respond.
Excellent.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2020 06:50 PM (axyOa)
Plus, he can't hit free throws. I mean, really...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
THIS! If your one job in life is to put a ball through a hoop, you damn well better practice enough to do do it EVERY TIME from a fixed distance with no time limit and no one bothering you.
Posted by: imp at October 01, 2020 06:50 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2020 06:50 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 01, 2020 06:50 PM (tsRwL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM
If Orangemanbad wins the election, Hawaii is moving to Canada.
Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2020 06:50 PM (786Ro)
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It's racism, yo!
Posted by: Antiracist at October 01, 2020 06:51 PM (Cdf/x)
Duh. Black Russians!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 06:51 PM (VWp7G)
I just got a voicemail from the "Democratic Voter Integrity Project". They want to know if I will volunteer to help poll watch.
All in favor say, "Aaaaah."
Posted by: RI Red at October 01, 2020 06:43 PM (uykKQ)
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So, Comrade, tell us how you came to be on their list.
Posted by: BluesFish at October 01, 2020 06:51 PM (a9L78)
...the effects of coronavirus and go fuck yourselves, but mostly go fuck yourselves.
There's actually a good argument whether affect or effect applies here.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 01, 2020 06:51 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 01, 2020 06:51 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2020 06:50 PM (786Ro)
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They're ordering the outboards right now!
Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 01, 2020 06:51 PM (Cdf/x)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 06:52 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 01, 2020 06:52 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: x at October 01, 2020 06:52 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2020 06:52 PM (cfr4W)
And you can count on one hand the ones who actually left.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 06:52 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Menack at October 01, 2020 06:52 PM (buTO7)
He's driving there too.
Posted by: Roy at October 01, 2020 06:49 PM (Ti+Tv)
ONLY BECAUSR WE DON'T HAVE HIGH SPEED RAIL!
Posted by: AOC at October 01, 2020 06:52 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 01, 2020 06:52 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (h1jJh)
Mark Cuban
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I think he misspelled Chinese.
Posted by: Gilded at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2020 06:42 PM (GxKku)
Shaq was like Baby Huey; a complete behemoth who overpowered everyone. I remember when he was in the Finals, once against Hakeem Olajuwon and then Dikembe Mutombo and I thought "these guys are big, maybe they'll match up well". They looked like twigs against him.
Once Shaq opened up Jerry Stackhouse's dome, completely inadvertently and by accident. Stackhouse was pissed though and later on in the game tried unloading on him on a fast break. He just bounced off like a gnat. And got kicked out of the game.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (y7DUB)
There's actually a good argument whether affect or effect applies here.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 01, 2020 06:51 PM
"affect" is the action
"effect" is the result
Fight Me!!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (tsRwL)
In addition to tuning out these round ballers, we really oughtta turn our collective moronic posteriors away from said asshoes and march directly toward more Moron friendly Businesses
Posted by: Larro at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (RDzIC)
Posted by: AOC at October 01, 2020 06:52 PM (PtOP4)
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I see Ben is socking AOC.
interesting.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2020 06:52 PM (cfr4W)
LeBron's mom = Over and back.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM
Yeah... feels like an Arby's night.
https://bit.ly/3cMSPWQ
Posted by: David Puddy at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (Do5/p)
He was dressed like the Gimp from Pulp Fiction.
True story.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Assholio at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (vzKmu)
Posted by: Iris at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (lSFe/)
Posted by: Hands
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They're ordering the outboards right now!
Posted by: Hank Johnson
Joke's on them. Those Harbor Freight outboards only go in reverse.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (QPbAP)
This is funny but true, but mostly funny.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 01, 2020 06:54 PM (Z4rgH)
Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
Rudy Gobert just became the first NBA player to speak out against concentration camps in China. Good for him. Will other players follow?
Rudy Gobert on Concentration Camps in China: Wrong Is Wrong - OutKick
Rudy Gobert, the center for the Utah Jazz, posted what initially appeared to be a cryptic message on his Instagram stories today, a blue background with the wording "Wrong is wrong"
3:44 PM · Oct 1, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 01, 2020 06:54 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2020 06:54 PM (OjZpE)
I just can't do this for four more years fuck America bro im moving to Hawaii
Hassan Whiteside
I guess he's a basketball player.
Fuck him
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2020 06:46 PM
Tell him New Mexico (much better than the old one!) will take him without a visa. And he won't have to take the train like he would to Hawaii.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 01, 2020 06:54 PM (mNhhD)
Shout out to my Alma Mater! West went to Saint Joseph's University.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 06:54 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2020 06:54 PM (jy41H)
"me-first capitalists" who don't agree with injecting political activism into the workplace will be "the first people lined up against the wall and shot in the revolution
https://tinyurl.com/y5o86zgr
Posted by: Blago at October 01, 2020 06:54 PM (gkdnV)
Hassan Whiteside
-
Maybe he thinks the Japs won WWII.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 01, 2020 06:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 01, 2020 06:55 PM (FDiG/)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM
If Orangemanbad wins the election, Hawaii is moving to Canada.
Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2020 06:50 PM (786Ro)
Needless to say, all these big baseketball players better be careful. Don't want to tip it over.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2020 06:55 PM (hku12)
I hate Pennsylvania, I'm going to move to Pittsburgh
Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2020 06:50 PM
Ahhhh...Okay.
Hey, I'm just going with the copy of a tweet from my battle buddy.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2020 06:55 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: t-bird at October 01, 2020 06:55 PM (JioHo)
2DOZq! Please report to Room 101 for re-education
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 01, 2020 06:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2020 06:52 PM (cfr4W)
LeBron's mom = Over and back.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (CjHGv)
LeBrons mom = Wide reciever
Sorry, I don't know basketball terms very well.
Posted by: josephistan at October 01, 2020 06:55 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 01, 2020 06:48 PM (KnJdm)
Flounder, what a great idea!
Posted by: RI Red at October 01, 2020 06:55 PM (uykKQ)
Wreckers!
Posted by: Marx Cuban at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2020 06:54 PM (jy41H)
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"scribbles furiously*
That's gold!
Now, how do we work in some toes?
Posted by: Quentin T at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (WEBkv)
Why not add Wake island, Midway Island, Johnson Island and Palmyra Island to the all new
Hawaiian Autonomous National Peoples Republic of the Central Pacific:
We lose a State so either WA or CA is split in two.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (u82oZ)
I'm not saying it because of my white privilege but Larry Bird is the greatest basketball player ever. He took a podunk undefeated Indiana State to the NCAA championship basically by himself. He took Boston to the Eastern conference championship as a rookie when they were in last place the year before. Of course he subsequently lead Boston to multiple championships . If you ever get a chance watch the show 59 greatest highlights of Larry Bird. There will never be another like him.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 01, 2020 06:52 PM (2DOZq)
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He was one of the greats, no doubt about it. It's also why I think Jordan was too. He had Pippen. But the Bulls were nothing without them. James does great when he has a great team, and just good, otherwise.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (eXmcp)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 06:52 PM (VWp7G)
*Shifty eyes*
Yeah, moving if Trump wins the election. Totally not if the Pedo Express flight lists are released.
Posted by: Tom Hanks. at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (HmZuC)
What happened to proving you're the better team?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (yLbf7)
Posted by: Iris at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (lSFe/)
I think it's brilliant. If you have the time, and can do it without puking, you'd have my admiration.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (OX9vb)
Lulz.
Posted by: dj3way at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM (99Nt9)
The advertisers are going to love to pay those rates for half of the viewers. Of course being woke themselves it's all of the cause. So pay up and lose money.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (msU9V)
I hope I get invited to my cousin's place when Adam Silver is there. They're very close friends.
I will have a good old time reading this post to him!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (s2VJv)
2DOZq! Please report to Room 101 for re-education
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 01, 2020 06:55 PM (iTXRQ)
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According to Charles Barkley, Larry Bird is the greatest trash talker of all time.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Old White Man in a Barber Shop at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 01, 2020 06:51 PM
If you use "affect" to refer to emotional state, then panic and ennervation could be seen as "affect", then yeah the Wuflu can be blamed.
Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (786Ro)
youtube.com/watch?v=eKdHHUyisqE
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: JEM at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: JAS at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (iTXRQ)
"Me!"
- - Ron Soon to be Con Jeremy's hedgehog
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (HwiWi)
"effect" is the result
Fight Me!!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (tsRwL)
A good verbal brawl. I'm all in.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue
fractal hardon collapse
Posted by: x at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (nFwvY)
Hassan Whiteside
Dickhead knows Hawaii is in America, right?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM (VWp7G)
I think it's one of the 57 states.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (msU9V)
Posted by: RI Red at October 01, 2020 06:58 PM (uykKQ)
Kobe was better than James, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2020 06:58 PM (eXmcp)
Hassan Whiteside
-
Maybe he thinks the Japs won WWII.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 01, 2020 06:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Heard in China they were buying it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2020 06:58 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Old White Man in a Barber Shop at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (HmZuC)
Oh there they go! Every time I get to talkin' bout boxing, some white man gotta pull Rocky Marciano out their ass!
Posted by: josephistan at October 01, 2020 06:58 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (HmZuC)
What happened to proving you're the better team?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (yLbf7)
That is effing hilarious!!!
Talk about how to make your professional job and sport a total joke.
Idiots
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2020 06:58 PM (axyOa)
JWM
Posted by: jwm at October 01, 2020 06:58 PM (HnUoF)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (HmZuC)
What happened to proving you're the better team?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (yLbf7)
Didn't you hear? They have an openly gay player, they've already shown they're the "better" team.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2020 06:58 PM (hku12)
Without superstars, the NBA is tedious
With superstars, the NBA is predictable and annoying.
How its done so well for so long is truly baffling to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 06:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JEM at October 01, 2020 06:59 PM (8erNz)
Hassan Whiteside
What exactly did orangemanbad do to him?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 01, 2020 06:59 PM (yLbf7)
Also the gayest response ever to heckling.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 06:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (WEBkv)
Bird, was the word.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2020 06:59 PM (NgKpN)
Kobe was better than James, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2020 06:58 PM (eXmcp)
238 202 I just can't do this for four more years
So was Charles Barkley.
Posted by: Rioting Genius at October 01, 2020 06:59 PM (PtOP4)
American cyclist Quinn Simmons has been suspended from his team for using what's being labeled as 'internet blackface'.
His crime? He used an handwave emoji that doesn't match his own skin color.
That, and he's a Trump supporter.
See the rag Daily Mail for story.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2020 06:59 PM (emxxF)
Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM
Yeah... feels like an Arby's night.
https://bit.ly/3cMSPWQ
Posted by: David Puddy
When I was a kid, we'd occasionally get over to Denver where they had such exotic restaurants as Arby's. We thought we were living large!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 01, 2020 06:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Old White Man in a Barber Shop at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (HmZuC)
"Hey! It's Kunta!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 06:59 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 01, 2020 06:59 PM (cddbh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
And that's the best part!!!
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at October 01, 2020 07:00 PM (gtatv)
John Cardillo
@johncardillo
Can't say why without betraying a confidence, but I just had a BIG restoration of faith moment in AG Barr and Durham.
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 01, 2020 07:00 PM (nUhF0)
Round Mound, Marky Mark, that Dwayne guy, and Shaq
https://tinyurl.com/y5pvq4ev
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 01, 2020 07:00 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM
That's it! Everybody should take up watching sumo instead of baseball, football, basketball, hockey. And a little doggie shall lead them.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 01, 2020 07:00 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: PJ at October 01, 2020 07:00 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2020 07:00 PM (OjZpE)
Meh.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:01 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2020 07:01 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 07:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2020 07:01 PM (786Ro)
You have to pronounce it EYE-talian.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:01 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (WEBkv)
Bird, was the word.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2020 06:59 PM (NgKpN)
Yes he was and what made it frustrating to his targets was that he could back it up .
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 01, 2020 07:01 PM (2DOZq)
Hassan Whiteside
What exactly did orangemanbad do to him?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
Made him fail Geography?
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 01, 2020 07:01 PM (mssHD)
Posted by: HB at October 01, 2020 07:01 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:01 PM (VWp7G)
What you need are openly gay players who can put up with the same kind of abuse that's long been heaped on others as part of athletics.
It's just part of the game. Perhaps ugly at times.
Posted by: JEM at October 01, 2020 07:02 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 07:02 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 07:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JuJuBee,
I think he's picking up wrestling moves
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 01, 2020 07:02 PM (nUhF0)
https://twitter.com/Techno_Fog/status
/1311803164174233600
These people make me sick.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 01, 2020 07:02 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM (HmZuC)
What happened to proving you're the better team?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (yLbf7)
Didn't you hear? They have an openly gay player, they've already shown they're the "better" team.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2020 06:58 PM
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It is a publicity stunt to try to draw in woke viewers/fans to a league that nobody cares about & in a crappy sports town that has lost the Rockets, Clippers, & Chargers. They wouldn't even have the Padres if Ray Kroc didn't buy the team as it was on the way to Washington.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 01, 2020 07:02 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: runner at October 01, 2020 07:03 PM (KLdfT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 01, 2020 07:01 PM
Maybe that's what all those idiot celebrities were thinking when they swore they would leave America. Imagined themselves on the beach in Hawaii.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 01, 2020 07:03 PM (mNhhD)
Olive Garden. Ask for extra bread sticks to go before you pay the check.
Posted by: JEM at October 01, 2020 07:03 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2020 06:59 PM (NgKpN)
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Barkley recounts Bird telling him, during a game, they (the 76ers) were disrespecting him, because they had a white guy covering Bird.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 01, 2020 07:03 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: runner at October 01, 2020 07:03 PM (KLdfT)
And you can count on one hand the ones who actually left.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 06:52 PM (VWp7G)
they go and look like merkle and realize just how much they lose
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 01, 2020 07:03 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 01, 2020 06:51 PM
"affect" is the action
"effect" is the result
Fight Me!!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 01, 2020 06:53 PM
Twenty bucks on Alton!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 01, 2020 07:03 PM (/+bwe)
did they spring for lunch, what?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (cddbh)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (HwiWi)
https://twitter.com/Techno_Fog/status
/1311803164174233600
These people make me sick.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 01, 2020 07:02 PM (sGotD)
Yes for the most part Americans have the attention span of a flea. But the internet in general lasts forever. And we are here to shove it in their faces.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (VWp7G)
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So, Comrade, tell us how you came to be on their list.
Good point, Bluesfish. After voting for DJT in 2016, I immediately changed to Independent, since I am mightily pissed by the GOPe.
Posted by: RI Red at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (uykKQ)
Posted by: eleven at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: JuJuBee,
Next tournament isn't until November. Also, it's rigged. This is known.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (QPbAP)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: runner at October 01, 2020 07:03 PM (KLdfT)
It's a half step above naked man on the ottoman art threads.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (s2VJv)
White people are NOT THEIR AUDIENCE. They know this. It's why Cuban and others are courting China so much. They figure they can easily replace the entire USA market with a Chinese one and still come out ahead. BIGLY. And they're right. Woke NBA will NOT be Broke.
Posted by: I Have Questions at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (+v+zN)
https://twitter.com/Techno_Fog/status
/1311803164174233600
These people make me sick.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 01, 2020 07:02 PM
They ganged up on Kayleigh (sp?) because they're frustrated they can't get to Trump or crush his polling with black Americans.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (mNhhD)
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What you need are openly gay players who can put up with the same kind of abuse that's long been heaped on others as part of athletics.
It's just part of the game. Perhaps ugly at times.
Posted by: JEM at October 01, 2020 07:02 PM (8erNz)
Not sure what happened to it, but wasn't the NFL going to flag players for using the N word on the field?
Problem was, everybody used the N word on the field. Especially black players.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2020 07:05 PM (hku12)
Posted by: x at October 01, 2020 07:05 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:01 PM (VWp7G)
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Even if he pronounces it Arbio's, I think LeBron's mom will expect a more decent ride than on a borrowed Vespa.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 01, 2020 07:05 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2020 06:56 PM (eXmcp)
Lebron's taken 3 different teams to the Finals. Once you get beyond him and Anthony Davis there's mostly a bunch of scrubs and role players on the Lakers. I don't like him because of how he was dumb enough to listen to Gaylord and think that asshole was smart, but denying how good he is is just as dumb.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 01, 2020 07:05 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 01, 2020 07:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: eleven at October 01, 2020 07:05 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: I Have Questions at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (+v+zN)
I just saw that Cuban gave $50,000 each to the policeman shot in Compton.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:05 PM (s2VJv)
Missed this yesterday - because Dems are procedurally forcing Republicans to stay in the Senate next week,
McConnell just went ahead and filed cloture on five judges last night
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2020 07:06 PM (jy41H)
Posted by: Old White Man in a Barber Shop at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (HmZuC)
Someone should use this as movie dialogue.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 01, 2020 07:06 PM (Z4rgH)
The "ride" comes afterward, and Ace demands she clean herself up and not use his show towels.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:06 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 07:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:05 PM (s2
He also gave or gives a lot to wounded vets.
He's still a douche.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 01, 2020 07:07 PM (2DOZq)
Round Mound, Marky Mark, that Dwayne guy, and Shaq
https://tinyurl.com/y5pvq4ev
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 01, 2020 07:00 PM (PiwSw)
Damn! Now that is one impressive picture.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2020 07:07 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:06 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 01, 2020 07:07 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Old White Man in a Barber Shop at October 01, 2020 06:57 PM (HmZuC)
Someone should use this as movie dialogue.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 01, 2020 07:06 PM (Z4rgH)
"Ugh, not again!"
- - zombie Art Buchwald
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:07 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: JAS at October 01, 2020 07:07 PM (2BZBZ)
Learn to code? Half of them haven't learned to read. Products of our higher education system.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2020
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Sorry to inform you, but I have alerted Homeland Security about you and Ace of Spades death threats toward the NBA.
Hope you like time in Federal Prison!
Posted by: Jack Dorsey CEO of Twitter at October 01, 2020 07:07 PM (FBrfY)
They serve The Narrative, not The Truth.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 01, 2020 07:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (cddbh)
Did not know that. Except the mobbed up part; everyone knew that.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 01, 2020 07:08 PM (y7DUB)
Greatest of all time question: Hasek or Roy?
I'm biased because I'm from CO, so I really, really want to say "Roy." And I think that stands on the merits, too. But then there was the 7-0 nightmare in the 2002 WC final against... Hasek's Red Wings.
I don't know if any athlete could overcome that kind of black mark. I still remember it with sadness.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2020 07:08 PM (eXmcp)
The meat seems the same, but everything else at Arby's has lost quality. Same at every other fast food joint, except Taco Bell which tastes pretty much the same, but about kills me every time I try it at my age. I'm serious, its like taking a big slug of battery acid.
I know, its cool to rip on how bad Taco Bell makes you feel but its honest to God true with me. I cannot digest cheese, beans, or sour cream and their meat seems suspicious too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 07:08 PM (KZzsI)
Hope you like time in Federal Prison!
Posted by: Jack Dorsey CEO of Twitter at October 01, 2020 07:07 PM (FBrfY)
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Maybe I can get some rest.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2020 07:09 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 01, 2020 07:09 PM (r+sAi)
winning commentary. Why I frequent the HQ.
Posted by: golfman at October 01, 2020 07:09 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: JT at October 01, 2020 07:09 PM (arJlL)
https://tinyurl.com/y3ylhfye
I will admit wasn't to sure they would nail the guy and he would disappear elsewhere.
Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2020 07:09 PM (OjZpE)
I thought only homos played soccer.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 01, 2020 07:09 PM (r+sAi)
Fair.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 01, 2020 07:09 PM (KnJdm)
The "ride" comes afterward, and Ace demands she clean herself up and not use his show towels.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:06 PM (VWp7G)
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I'm dying.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 01, 2020 07:09 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:05 PM (s2VJv)
That's nice. I guess. Of course that's chump change to him so it doesn't cut any ice with me, but your mileage may vary.
Posted by: I Have Questions at October 01, 2020 07:09 PM (+v+zN)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2020 07:06 PM
Like an apex predator....
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: salander at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (FuyJU)
Posted by: JAS at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 01, 2020 06:51 PM
"affect" is the action
"effect" is the result
Fight Me!!!
Posted by: AltonJackson
No double negatives, no split infinitives, and watch the dangling modifiers!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (evxBY)
I'd throw Brodeur into that mix, but for me, it's Roy. Lot of great 80's-90's goalies in the NHL.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: I Have Questions at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (+v+zN)
How many Nike tennis shoes are the chinese going to buy - seriously? And there's a lot of other advertisers as well, not as big as Nike, but still - do they think they can get by selling nothing but Tennis shoes and malt liquor?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I remember it . . . differently
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (8AONa)
Just once, I'd like someone to ask Crapperdick or LeBrown why it's OK for them to call each other that but not other people. Just so we're all on record and understand the rules.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (UW71e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:11 PM (s2VJv)
How is that not national news?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2020 07:11 PM (emxxF)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:11 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (HwiWi)
I think he had already been picked up on some other charge, and while he was locked up for that Cops figured out that he had done this shooting, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2020 07:11 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (evxBY)
omfg, the Fox News story is a snow job and functions as a coverup! It'll all about "our reporter" is making movies of himself where it might have happened.
Go back and see how much stronger the Philly newspaper story is. https://fusion.inquirer.com/ politics/election/philadelphia-election- trump-equipment-stolen-usb-laptop-20200930.html
(remove 2 spaces)
And also, the OTHER real story is (Fox ignores, of course) the blatant way the Philly reporter changed the story immediately into an attack on PDT:
"...President Donald Trump and his allies might use the news to cast doubt on the integrity of the city's elections in light of false claims and conspiracy theories"
There's no fvcking integrity! That is the story.
But note, this IS exactly the same tactic, on the same day, that FB announced today: documented instances of cheating cannot be cited as prove of flawed laws or enforcement. That would be a conspiracy theory and banned.
Posted by: Gilded at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (BRkq2)
Just once, I'd like someone to ask Crapperdick or LeBrown why it's OK for them to call each other that but not other people. Just so we're all on record and understand the rules.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (UW71e)
It's their way of showing they are dominant over you. At least that is the theory. Considering the consequences of what happens if you or I say it, no matter if in a totally anodyne, clinical way, then they have that power.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (s2VJv)
Spoke the unspeakable truth.
Posted by: artemis at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: yo mama bannef at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (15FQV)
How big is Shaq? For comparison:
Round Mound, Marky Mark, that Dwayne guy, and Shaq
https://tinyurl.com/y5pvq4ev
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper
Holy shit, that's a comparison. Shaq is a force of nature.
Posted by: imp at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: eleven at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (J9ewb)
Soccer: get bumped, roll on the ground in agony.
Hockey: leg broken by slap shot, finish shift anyway.
https://youtu.be/h15m87WsCHQ
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (mht8P)
NBA basketball was literally going up against 8 different MLB Play-off Wild-card games, not to mention the most popular announcer (Alex Rodriguez) did a double-duty, first the longest-ever exciting scoreless game until the 13th-inning, then the longest 9-inning game in all history (not counting the rain delay). You can see why the sportsball fans were hosed.
And don't forget the soccer boycott forfeit from the gay slur, that had to take-away some fans from NBA also.
Posted by: Sarcastic Dribbler at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (HaL55)
Yeah they got real expensive. I mean all fast food is crazy expensive now but Arbys has always been ahead of the curve.
Around here the chain Carl's jr (I think they are called Hardees) had a big nice burger they called the "Five dollar burger" because they advertised it as being as good as those expensive restaurant burgers (it was like 2.99).
now days, the Big Mac is five bucks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (KZzsI)
I'd throw Brodeur into that mix, but for me, it's Roy. Lot of great 80's-90's goalies in the NHL.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (VWp7G)
Montreal fans refer to him as Martin F. Brodeur.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 01, 2020 07:13 PM (yLbf7)
I'm sure you know they got in a brief fight. Two goal tenders fighting. How often does that happen?
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 01, 2020 07:13 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Gilded at October 01, 2020 07:13 PM (BRkq2)
Brodeur was a stud, for sure.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2020 07:13 PM (eXmcp)
If they are always halving their viewers, they will always have an audience.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2020 07:14 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: JAS at October 01, 2020 07:14 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: artemis at October 01, 2020 07:14 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Gloria Marie James at October 01, 2020 07:14 PM (mNhhD)
The Inquirer is arguably at least as left as the NYT and WaPo. Good news is no one from Philly ever reads the rag.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:14 PM (VWp7G)
At Weasel Zippers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:11 PM (s2VJv)
~~~~~
Hahahaha! That's great.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 01, 2020 07:14 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Mr Chips at October 01, 2020 07:14 PM (IXAjv)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 01, 2020 07:14 PM (cddbh)
*unsure if sarcasm or that ignorant
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 07:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: I Have Questions at October 01, 2020 07:04 PM (+v+zN)
How many Nike tennis shoes are the chinese going to buy - seriously? And there's a lot of other advertisers as well, not as big as Nike, but still - do they think they can get by selling nothing but Tennis shoes and malt liquor?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (Kpl3J)
China's economy and real estate market are in serious trouble. It's of course kept under wraps but if there is a crash, whoa boy. I will laugh my ass off at the NBA which will get sucked down in the vortex never to return.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:14 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Gilded at October 01, 2020 07:14 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 01, 2020 07:05 PM (y7DUB)
Much as it pains me as a Warriors fan to admit it, LeBron is undeniably a great basketball player. But he's also an insufferable narcissist, and I loathe him as a person.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 01, 2020 07:14 PM (5FCda)
Yet white people are subsidizing the arenas.
Posted by: golfman at October 01, 2020 07:15 PM (hOMhY)
A buddy just sent me this:
I just can't do this for four more years fuck America bro im moving to Hawaii
Hassan Whiteside
I guess he's a basketball player.
Fuck him
Posted by: Diogenes
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Hassan Whiteside claims it was photoshopped.
Barstool Sports says "Upon further review we would like to make it clear that Hassan Whiteside is not moving to Hawaii" lol.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2020 07:15 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Grew up next door in PA (about 20 miles east) and I never new that. Arby's that is. The mob I knew about.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 01, 2020 07:15 PM (mssHD)
We're Devils fans, because my city blows. Go to a game a year and it's much less expensive than Flyers games. My oldest is a YUGE Brodeur fan, and wishes he could come back to right the Devils ship.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:15 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: salander at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (FuyJU)
I hear the ABA wants to break off and form their own league again.
Red and white stripped balls, ass hugging shorts for everybody!
Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2020 07:15 PM (hku12)
Hockey: leg broken by slap shot, finish shift anyway.
https://youtu.be/h15m87WsCHQ
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM
Figure skating: kneecap your rival
Posted by: Jeff Gilloolee at October 01, 2020 07:15 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 01, 2020 07:03 PM (/+bwe)
You must owe Alton twenty bux.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 01, 2020 07:16 PM (Z4rgH)
___________
Hey I can't be expected to remember something I said on the air last year!
Whaddaya think I am, a genius or sumtin?
Posted by: John Roberts at October 01, 2020 07:16 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2020 07:16 PM (J9ewb)
Heh, good luck with that strategy. Not only is China a sick horse, but they've pretty much maxed their fan base overseas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 07:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Grew up next door in PA (about 20 miles east) and I never new that. Arby's that is. The mob I knew about.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 01, 2020 07:15 PM (mssHD)
Saw a great documentary about the mob wars in Youngstown.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:16 PM (s2VJv)
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Miami bars are open.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 01, 2020 07:16 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: eleven at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (XTyi0)
Post Len Bias. IIRC.
Sad.
Posted by: golfman at October 01, 2020 07:17 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
I USED to buy and read 3 papers a day; The Inky, the Daily news and the Bucks courier.
Now I don't buy and read any.
JJ provides ALL the news that's fit to print !
Posted by: JT at October 01, 2020 07:17 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: eleven at October 01, 2020 07:17 PM (XTyi0)
If they are always halving their viewers, they will always have an audience.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2020 07:14 PM (cI3Q7) "
Zeno's Paradox
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 01, 2020 07:17 PM (3Mvdr)
"""
I think Cuban was referring to his Chinese viewers. That's the only at matters to the nba
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 01, 2020 07:17 PM (7ZQe3)
And nailed his brother's wife.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 01, 2020 07:17 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 07:17 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 01, 2020 07:17 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 01, 2020 07:17 PM (evxBY)
JJ provides ALL the news that's fit to print !
Posted by: JT at October 01, 2020 07:17 PM (arJlL)
Shelving and dick fractals and Arby's, oh my!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:17 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 01, 2020 07:18 PM (iTXRQ)
So, does chocolate ice cream go with a nice Malbec or am I asking for trouble?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 01, 2020 07:17 PM (sd8p
Flavor wise, chocolate and red wine are okay.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:18 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Grew up next door in PA (about 20 miles east) and I never new that. Arby's that is. The mob I knew about.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 01, 2020 07:15 PM (mssHD)
Thought it was Scranton.
Posted by: Down with the peeps Joe at October 01, 2020 07:18 PM (hOMhY)
That's the extent of my 60 year life in professional sports ball sports.
Again, I don't give a fuck.
More money is spent pissing and moaning about it on the internet than it's worth.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2020 07:18 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
So... are you saying instead of cement galoshes, the guys who got rubbed out got a trip to the meat slicer?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2020 07:18 PM (cI3Q7)
via twatter
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 01, 2020 07:18 PM (iTXRQ)
Poor man's lube.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:18 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 01, 2020 07:17 PM (sd8p
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Sure.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (YWy5z)
Posted by: artemis at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (AwPyG)
different MLB Play-off Wild-card games, not to mention the most popular
announcer (Alex Rodriguez) did a double-duty, first the longest-ever
exciting scoreless game until the 13th-inning, then the longest 9-inning
game in all history (not counting the rain delay). You can see why the
sportsball fans were hosed.
And don't forget the soccer boycott forfeit from the gay slur, that had to take-away some fans from NBA also.
Posted by: Sarcastic Dribbler at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (BBWrU)
At least the Jets are playing tonight.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (2N7oZ)
Hockey: leg broken by slap shot, finish shift anyway.
https://youtu.be/h15m87WsCHQ
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2020 07:12 P
Oiler's Ryan Smythe took a puck to the grill in the second period. Knocked out 4 teeth, stitched him up and he scored in the third period to win.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (CjHGv)
As someone who is not into sports, I can say nothing pains or excites me about LeBron. I just don't care about athletic ability.
Artistic ability on the other hand...
Yeah, it pains me to admit that certain people are fine actors, singers, beauties, etc while they're liberal dolts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (G51Gf)
I forgot his name but it was a Bruins player. Hard. Core.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (s2VJv)
Also, you can't say it because You are a Rayciss. They CAN say it because they're not.
If you ask how they Know who's Rayciss and Who isn't, well that's just more Proof that you're a Rayciss!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (Kpl3J)
I wonder what the breakdown is between fans of each team and the diehard fans who would watch no matter who was playing.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (gbaiG)
Sue sue sue Lin
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (J9ewb)
I remember that and I remember nodding because you can tell which team the league wants to win by how the refs call the games.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (iTXRQ)
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Size comparison of Starships.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=aTPwbVqU6lc
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (+y/Ru)
The NBA has been a complete joke since the Donaghy scandal. A mobbed up ref convicted for throwing games. He pointed out that he was going with the flow, the games were rigged by the league anyway for best TV matchup
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I have no doubt TV execs would sacrifice interns for a Yankees-Dodgers WS.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (mht8P)
Ya know, between the 2002 WC Game 7, the 2007 World Series, and the 2013 Super Bowl, I think it's safe to say that nobody, but nobody, can disappoint fans like a Denver team.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2020 07:20 PM (eXmcp)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 01, 2020 07:20 PM (YAsoQ)
Posted by: JB1000 at October 01, 2020 07:20 PM (h0kaO)
Posted by: JT at October 01, 2020 07:20 PM (arJlL)
______________
Yep, he and Barkley said, in reference to the Breonna Taylor case, "hey, they were shooting at the cops, what were the cops supposed to do, of course they're gonna shoot back" or something along those lines.
Then they got slammed for "disrespecting women victims" or some such b.s.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 01, 2020 07:20 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 07:20 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:20 PM (VWp7G)
Honestly... I've been to one NBA game... whomever DC was represented in
1978 (don't care, don't give a fuck) and one MBL game in Pittsburg
(again don't care, don't give a fuck.)
That's the extent of my 60 year life in professional sports ball sports.
Again, I don't give a fuck.
More money is spent pissing and moaning about it on the internet than it's worth.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2020 07:18 PM (3H9h1)
About same here, shorter life. 1 NFL, 2-4 MLB, 0 NBA. I'd go see some NHL games, however.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 01, 2020 07:21 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: eleven
I 'memba. I can't remember who the coach of Houston was at the time. The Rockets had the twin towers, Ralph Sampson and Hakeem Olajuwon. It wasn't enough.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 01, 2020 07:21 PM (mssHD)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:06 PM (VWp7G)
I thought you were supposed to wipe your dick on the curtains afterwards.
Have the damn rules changed again?
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 01, 2020 07:21 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Geraldine at October 01, 2020 07:21 PM (NKwB8)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 01, 2020 07:16 PM
Do I even want to know what "bux" are?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 01, 2020 07:21 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: JAS at October 01, 2020 07:21 PM (2BZBZ)
https://tinyurl.com/lglq53u
Ancalagon was so big when he fell from the sky, it changed the shape of continents.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 07:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 01, 2020 07:22 PM (Z+IKu)
Listen to me, dear brothers and sisters. Hasn't God chosen the poor in this world to be rich in faith? Aren't they the ones who will inherit the Kingdom he promised to those who love him? But you dishonor the poor! Isn't it the rich who oppress you and drag you into court? Aren't they the ones who slander Jesus Christ, whose noble name you bear?
Posted by: perilisk at October 01, 2020 07:22 PM (9p+wn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:05 PM (s2
He probably $100,000 to the shooter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2020 07:22 PM (YqDXo)
I think the last FIFA soccer scandal had one guy on each team whose only job was to ferry cash around.
Posted by: artemis at October 01, 2020 07:22 PM (AwPyG)
Then married her.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 01, 2020 07:20 PM (VWp7G)
Rookie mistake.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 01, 2020 07:22 PM (2N7oZ)
Breonna Taylor was victimized by her own decision-making abilities.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 01, 2020 07:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 01, 2020 07:22 PM (4vNgL)
Well, that's kind of point. The whole 'rule' against the use of that slur is as stupid as the day is long. Make them say it out loud and let everyone hear the stupidity.
I'm not condoning the use of it but if it's good for one, it's good for all.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 01, 2020 07:22 PM (UW71e)
"Hey, I finally won a superbowl!"
--John Elway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 07:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 01, 2020 07:23 PM (cddbh)
Posted by: f'd at October 01, 2020 07:23 PM (NKwB8)
They could rename Denver "Horrific Postseason Chokeville."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2020 07:23 PM (eXmcp)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (Kpl3J)
Young black guys DROOL over the shoe catalogs. A new release is a HOT news item. My personal trainer has DOZENS pairs of Nikes and he's always buying more. If they can cultivate the same kind of following in China (or even just a fraction of it) they will come out much more than just "getting by".
They don't care about old fat white guys. Mark Cuban knows his audience. You are NOT his audience.
Posted by: I Have Questions at October 01, 2020 07:23 PM (+v+zN)
Just once, I'd like someone to ask Crapperdick or LeBrown why it's OK for them to call each other that but not other people. Just so we're all on record and understand the rules.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 01, 2020 07:10 PM (UW71e)
It's their way of showing they are dominant over you. At least that is the theory. Considering the consequences of what happens if you or I say it, no matter if in a totally anodyne, clinical way, then they have that power.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:12 PM (s2VJv)
But if the country is intrinsically racist and run by white supremacists, shouldn't white people be able to say that word without fear of reprisal?
Posted by: josephistan at October 01, 2020 07:23 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 01, 2020 06:47 PM (99Nt9)"
The advertisers don't give a shit, because the product was already paid for when it was stolen from the retailer.
Posted by: Fringe at October 01, 2020 07:23 PM (8gTsX)
Probably because Clay Travis challenged him to match his donation for the reward and arrest. Cuban ignored him
Posted by: artemis at October 01, 2020 07:23 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 07:17 PM (HwiWi)
Shaq attended the police academy in LA and was made an honorary US Marshal. He was also a Broward County deputy sheriff with an annual salary of $1 .
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 01, 2020 07:23 PM (2DOZq)
plus their drive-thru is slower than the story of Exodus
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (iTXRQ)
Mine is not bad. Arby's is not really car food unless you get something decidedly unsaucy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2020 07:23 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: JAS at October 01, 2020 07:23 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 07:24 PM (KZzsI)
No team in the history of basketball could beat the 1986 Celtics in a 7 game series.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 01, 2020 07:24 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 01, 2020 07:24 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 01, 2020 07:24 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: eleven at October 01, 2020 07:24 PM (XTyi0)
Where are Mordremoth and Kralkatorrik on that scale? Oh, wrong setting.
Posted by: perilisk at October 01, 2020 07:24 PM (9p+wn)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 01, 2020 07:25 PM (iTXRQ)
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Hold our cheesesteaks.
Posted by: Flyers, Phillies, Eagles & Sixers at October 01, 2020 07:25 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2020 07:25 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Weasel at October 01, 2020 07:25 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: eleven at October 01, 2020 07:25 PM (XTyi0)
Hockey: leg broken by slap shot, finish shift anyway.
It has got disappeared, but there was a Euro-weenie kickball video once where a ref was spray-painting the ground in a "game" and sprayed some on a player's foot. He grabs his foot in mock agonizing pain and falls down writhing in one of the greatest fake flops ever recorded.
It's snorfle-worthy, or at least was.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 01, 2020 07:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2020 07:23 PM (eXmcp)
Damn.
Posted by: Jim Kelly at October 01, 2020 07:25 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: sound awake at October 01, 2020 07:25 PM (0OxUd)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 01, 2020 07:25 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 01, 2020 07:26 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: JAS at October 01, 2020 07:26 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 01, 2020 07:22 PM (oVJmc)
Or lack thereof.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2020 07:26 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: artemis at October 01, 2020 07:26 PM (AwPyG)
There was nothing more fun than going the Capital Center for a Philly vs. DC game.
More fighting in the stands than on the ice.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2020 07:26 PM (3H9h1)
by white supremacists, shouldn't white people be able to say that word
without fear of reprisal?
Posted by: josephistan at October 01, 2020 07:23 PM (Izzlo)
Now you're really starting to piss me off.
Posted by: John Roberts at October 01, 2020 07:27 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:27 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 01, 2020 07:24 PM (CjHGv
One of the "Scary Movie" installments opened with a spoof of "Saw" with Shaq & Dr. Phil trapped in a murder room, and the only way to escape was for Shaq to sink a free throw
Posted by: Flyers, Phillies, Eagles & Sixers at October 01, 2020 07:27 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 07:22 PM (KZzsI)
Ancalagon, take me away!
Did you ever read the Dennis L McKiernan stuff? Essentially a world exactly like Tolkiens that he did because he could not get permission from the Tolkien estate to work in that world. Some good stuff in there. Some shit there too. The Silver Call duology (which was the Dwarves reconquering Moria.) The Dragonmount, which was a love story between a Dwarf and a Rohan/Viking shield maiden. Eye of the Hunter, which is an odd quasi Dracula/horror story.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2020 07:28 PM (cI3Q7)
At Weasel Zippers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2020 07:11 PM (s2VJv)
Joe Biden: C'mon man. I never touched the kid! For real.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 01, 2020 07:28 PM (YRdK5)
Posted by: eleven at October 01, 2020 07:24 PM (XTyi0)
Also, VERY much not car food- unless you like wearing sour cream and cheese sauce.
Which maybe you do, I dunno. Not judging.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2020 07:29 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Grew up next door in PA (about 20 miles east) and I never new that. Arby's that is. The mob I knew about.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 01, 2020 07:15 PM (mssHD)
Saw a great documentary about the mob wars in Youngstown.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I saw that. The famous 'Youngstown tune up". Otherwise known as a car bomb. Growing up around it, I just didn't pay much attention to it but yea, it was a thing. My hometown (New Castle) had a small FBI office next to the post office. It was there specifically to investigate the mob.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 01, 2020 07:29 PM (mssHD)
Sword of Shannara was basically Terry Brooks' teen fanfic of Tolkien. Pretty bad stuff, although supposedly the later books are better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 07:29 PM (KZzsI)
I wonder what the breakdown is between fans of each team and the diehard fans who would watch no matter who was playing.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (gbaiG)
Yeah, I saw that one too - a tweet at somebody who was heckling about ratings and he was basically like "You have no idea what you're talking about." Cuban knows his customers and you've never really been one of them.
Posted by: I Have Questions at October 01, 2020 07:29 PM (+v+zN)
Posted by: vmom 2020
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The problem is that without giving some indication that there is actual justice, then there will be some voters who stay home.
It is depressing to know for 5 years now that actual crimes were committed, only to see not a single person (other than the one plea bargain) be punished for their crimes.
We live in a time where most of us watch criminals looting and burning, without being arrested, while someone like Rittenhouse sits in jail, no end in sight.
So if they want to restore faith, they have about 30 days left before it doesn't matter anymore.
And they better hope to God that Trump wins anyway, because if he doesn't they will be made to pay by the incoming administration. If Barr thinks they won't arrest him, he is deluded.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 01, 2020 07:30 PM (5p7BC)
plus their drive-thru is slower than the story of Exodus
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 01, 2020 07:19 PM (iTXRQ)
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Well, now they have the MEATS. Try their Reuben; it's pretty good.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 01, 2020 07:30 PM (sGotD)
Football is the only sport which can legitimately be watched on TV and in fact it is better on TV because you don't have to wait in line to go to the bathroom.
Golf is just ridiculous. Just wait til it's over and see who won.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 01, 2020 07:30 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 01, 2020 07:16 PM
Do I even want to know what "bux" are?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 01, 2020 07:21 PM (/+bwe)
Twenty bux, same as in town.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 01, 2020 07:31 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2020 07:29 PM (KZzsI)
For the most part, I thought it was crap, but I liked the Elfstones book. Probably horrible if I went back and read it now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2020 07:31 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2020 07:32 PM (cI3Q7)
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Aside from being involved with and assisting the ex (the drug dealing boyfriend), I also don't get why she was standing next to her current boyfriend on the night the cops shot her.
She had no weapon, BF had a gun. Even if we accept the BF's story that the cops didn't yell "police" and that BF and Breonna thought the cops were home invaders, why stand next to the BF as the door is being kicked in? Why not get behind the BF, or hide in one of the other rooms?
Why was she standing in the hallway facing the front door, right next to the armed BF who was in the shooting position, with his arms out in front of him? She had to know that, whoever it was breaking down the door (cops or home invaders or rival drug gang), they were going to start shooting -- either as soon as they entered, or as soon as her BF started shooting at them. So why the hell didn't she get out of the way?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 01, 2020 07:32 PM (k4dH2)
Sigh.....
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 01, 2020 07:35 PM (sd8p8)
I think the last FIFA soccer scandal had one guy on each team whose only job was to ferry cash around.
++++++++++++
Declan Hill, a Canadian reporter, did a PhD at Oxford on how to fix a footie match. Turned it into a couple of books on the subject. Great reading.
Posted by: The Asian Betting Market is HUGE at October 01, 2020 07:38 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: cccp3o at October 01, 2020 07:41 PM (TQ2jO)
@GOPChairwoman
Our data from the Duluth Rally shows @realDonaldTrump is still bringing in tons of new voters:
60% of attendees were NOT Republican
20.9% were Democrat
17.2% did not vote in 2016
8.4% have not voted in last 4 elections
Thank you, Minnesota!
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 01, 2020 07:45 PM (1Dmt5)
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Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at October 01, 2020 08:10 PM (Su9Le)
Posted by: B-24 Liberator at October 01, 2020 08:24 PM (1ObGB)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 01, 2020 07:21 PM (mssHD)
Bill Fitch was the head coach, formerly of the Celtics.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 01, 2020 08:29 PM (y7DUB)
On CBS. Late-night across from Carson. On tape-delay. With some of the 'boring' parts of the game cut out. That was the best the NBA could do given the ratings they typically drew.
Then Magic and Larry came along, and then Michael, and kaboom, the NBA turned into ratings gold. Their franchises became money machines. Everyone did well. The leading players had charisma, talent, and presence, and that spread around the league. That led to other players who played supporting roles in the ratings bonanza, even if they couldn't carry the league on their own (Hakeem, Charles Barkley, Rodman, etc).
Doesn't anyone in the NBA remember the 70s? If their ratings continue to crater it won't be long before even ESPN says, "nah bro, you're on ESPN7 tape delay at 3 am, best we can do."
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