aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Quarantine Cafe: Playcalling Antifa's Antifailures
Also: tune into Tucker tonight.
From littleredridinghood:Tucker CarlsonSpicy!
@TuckerCarlson CNN Chief Jeff Zucker secretly gave the Trump campaign advice before a debate in 2016?
Hard to believe, but yes he did. You'll hear the recording and more, tonight at 8pm ET on Fox News.
"It's time to go home, kids. There might be some Hot Pockets. But I was there last night with your mom and I ate them all." Lol. He playcalls some more pussies here:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyguy at September 08, 2020 07:47 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 07:48 PM (ctGui)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2020 07:49 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2020 07:49 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at September 08, 2020 07:49 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 07:49 PM (ctGui)
Trump is hitting his stride-- we needed him back out campaigning
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 08, 2020 07:49 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2020 07:49 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 07:49 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2020 07:50 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 07:51 PM (uw+3k)
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2020 07:51 PM (OjZpE)
the wheel and the wall".
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 07:49 PM (CLkaN)
Can I get an amen!
Posted by: Corrupt politicians at September 08, 2020 07:52 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 08, 2020 07:52 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 07:52 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2020 07:53 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 07:53 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 07:51 PM (uw+3k)
Stampeding cows are frightening.
Individually... well, one friend had a joke "cows are the only animals you can hunt with a sledgehammer."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2020 07:53 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 08, 2020 07:53 PM (N3Pra)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2020 07:53 PM (KAi1n)
And the grifters who were looking for the gravy train to roll non-stop. Them too.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 08, 2020 07:53 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 08, 2020 07:53 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2020 07:53 PM (ZfRYq)
General Tsao.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 07:54 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 08, 2020 07:49 PM (aO8Gd)
---
Trump understands that public opinion fluctuates. The key is controlling the ebb and flow.
Being behind in June is risk-free. No one is paying attention but junkies. I believe Reagan trailed Mondale in June 1984. It's normal for the challenger to get a boost, especially with biased media.
Just as before, Trump has been saving it up and is ready to go on a tear. Biden cannot match his pace. Harris is objectively annoying. She's a terrible surrogate.
Plus, he's got lots of shoes to drop. I'm going to enjoy the ride.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2020 07:54 PM (cfSRQ)
The Ultimate Schrage Musik
(Turn on the yootoob closed captions for Nipponglish hilarity)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK_GpKfVyl4
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2020 07:54 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 08, 2020 07:53 PM (N3Pra)
Scorpions fan?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 07:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Kirk Herbstreit at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Chillin the most at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 07:54 PM (CLkaN)
---
Was it the general or his chicken?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard
What White Supremacists? Name names, DHS.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM (WV+Zi)
Posted by: trev006 at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM (sxIsQ)
Trump is hitting his stride-- we needed him back out campaigning
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 08, 2020 07:49 PM (aO8Gd)
The more he holds rallies the sharper the contrast will be with Biden and Kammy
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Kirk Herbstreit at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM (EgshT)
Band name.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Adriane the Uncertain Logistics Critic ... at September 08, 2020 07:56 PM (LPnfS)
Ray Liotta trying out for a spot on Jay Los dance squad.
Posted by: Greange at September 08, 2020 07:56 PM (O/n3k)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 07:54 PM (t+qrx)
---
He's rocking you like a hurricane.
I mean, in the platonic sense, of course.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2020 07:56 PM (cfSRQ)
********
Judicial Watch obtains email saying Robert Mueller withdrew as candidate for top FBI slot | Just The News
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 08, 2020 07:56 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM (WV+Zi)
Too many leftists at DHS, time for mass layoffs
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2020 07:57 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 07:51 PM (uw+3k)
The people are pathetic. The ideas are terrifying.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 08, 2020 07:57 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Kirk Herbstreit at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM (EgshT)
Band name.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM
Poseurs.
Posted by: The Stray Cats at September 08, 2020 07:57 PM (ejd/p)
_______________
The white supremacists that send the secret messages that penetrate the DHS employees' tin foil helmets. Duh.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 08, 2020 07:57 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 08, 2020 07:57 PM (IMcPH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM (WV+Zi)
---
The ones under your bed, in your closet and in your head.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2020 07:57 PM (cfSRQ)
Turns out the whole chain is collapsing. Looks like it was structured like a pyramid scheme. Sad.
https://www.restaurantbusinessonline.com/
emerging-brands/burgerim-disaster
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 07:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Chillin the most
Funny that...
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 08, 2020 07:57 PM (WV+Zi)
Posted by: Braenyard
What White Supremacists? Name names, DHS.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM (WV+Zi)
Thanks, Bush.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 08, 2020 07:58 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 07:51 PM (uw+3k)
The people are pathetic. The ideas are terrifying.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 08, 2020 07:57 PM (Wm5SB)
------------------------------------------------------
If you discover them they will run.
If you don't discover them they will kill you.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 07:58 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2020 07:58 PM (+ya+t)
@TuckerCarlson
CNN Chief Jeff Zucker secretly gave the Trump campaign advice before a debate in 2016?
Hard to believe, but yes he did. You'll hear the recording and more, tonight at 8pm ET on Fox News.
___________
They thought "Trumpy the Clown" would be the easiest to beat. Turns out he was the only R who could have won ... geniuses I tells ya!
Posted by: ShainS at September 08, 2020 07:58 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2020 07:59 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 08, 2020 07:59 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 07:59 PM (CLkaN)
"Check your privilege, cat!"
"It's awesome!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 08, 2020 07:59 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM (WV+Zi)
---
The ones under your bed, in your closet and in your head.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
https://youtu.be/MjMCaw4qzjg
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 08, 2020 08:00 PM (WV+Zi)
Plus, he's got lots of shoes to drop. I'm going to enjoy the ride.
---
Yeah. You can just tell he is just shadow boxing in the locker room-- we're watching the undercard bouts right now
Biden and his former Beto campaign manager, locked in their Twitter bubble have no damned clue what's bearing down on them
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 08, 2020 08:00 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)
"It's awesome!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 08, 2020 07:59 PM (cZjDV)
Why else be a cat, if not for the privilege?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 08:00 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 08, 2020 08:00 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Kirk Herbstreit at September 08, 2020 07:55 PM (EgshT)
Band name.
Posted by: hogmartin
Stray White Cats of Privilege.
Did some Rockabilly.
Posted by: Miklos with Stand-up Bass at September 08, 2020 08:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Campaign advice? Like buy low, sell high?
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 08, 2020 08:00 PM (AiZBA)
bad advice
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)
threat" in the United States through 2021, according to Department of
Homeland Security " _KOAT Action 7 News
The disinformation deluge is pretty remarkable. A government agency can just publish an outright lie with no fear of being held accountable whatsoever.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2020 08:02 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 07:53 PM (CLkaN)
------------------
That's the ABC affiliate in Albuquerque. Are the Dems afraid that maybe even New Mexico is in play?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 08, 2020 08:02 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 08, 2020 08:02 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 07:51 PM (uw+3k)
The people are pathetic. The ideas are terrifying.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 08, 2020 07:57 PM (Wm5SB)
------------------------------------------------------
If you discover them they will run.
If you don't discover them they will kill you.
Posted by: Braenyard
A handful of two man hunter/killer teams could clear out Portland or Seattle in a couple of weeks.
Hit & move. Hit & move.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 08:03 PM (ctGui)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 08:03 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 08, 2020 08:03 PM (AD3JT)
--
You have to marvel at how brilliant it is.
The mayors and the governors shut down all the arenas and other public venues.
And Trump's team sees an opening-- they have no authority over airports-- and holds rallies.
Team Biden? Let's have 6 guys sitting around in lawn chairs
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 08, 2020 08:03 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 07:57 PM (L2ZTs)
They should have named it BurgerSocialSecurity....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 08, 2020 08:03 PM (Z+IKu)
Tucker's tease is actually a story about CNN CEO Motherfucker Zucker giving advice to Hillary Clinton before the 2016 Presidential Debate.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 08:04 PM (BM2fS)
Who TF is Aunty Tifa?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 07:49 PM (ctGui)
__________
Mary Steyn filling in for Rush to day had me howling with laughter. He was talking about some transgender man (I still don't know or want to know what the hell this means) had his first menstrual period in three years after getting tear-gassed by police.
He said something like "So ... it's been three years since this transgender male got a visit from Uncle Flow?"
Posted by: ShainS at September 08, 2020 08:04 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 08, 2020 08:05 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: ShainS at September 08, 2020 08:05 PM (WqPYg)
He said something like "So ... it's been three years since this transgender male got a visit from Uncle Flow?"
Posted by: ShainS
*SNORT
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 08:05 PM (ctGui)
Like Oogie Boogie from Nightmare Before Christmas, collectively they become an evil, dengerous mass. Unravel the thread holding them together, and individually they are whiny weaklings, easy to smoosh and scatter.
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 08:05 PM (Rbfr/)
Eric Johnson the Mayor of Dallas wants to hire more cops and reduce the bloated salaries of the city manager and a boatload full of other bureaucrats.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2020 08:05 PM (mh1zq)
MS-13. Now there's a threat - that is involved in violence and murder on a daily basis, across the land. Ditto the major cartels.
Some extra-chromosome losers on the fringes of society? Not so much.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 08, 2020 08:06 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Puddleglum
DHS SpokesPers: "That information is classified!"
*as he hides a list of FBI agents who belong to the KKK*
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 08:07 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 08, 2020 08:07 PM (sd8p8)
threat" in the United States through 2021, according to Department of
Homeland Security " _KOAT Action 7 News
Like the Ministry of Truth, much of the bureaucracy is dedicated to furthering the Narrative.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2020 08:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Eric Johnson the Mayor of Dallas wants to hire more cops and reduce the bloated salaries of the city manager and a boatload full of other bureaucrats.
Posted by: Ben Had
He's got to hire a new police chief. Renee just tendered her papers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 08:07 PM (ctGui)
*********
So Trump brilliantly finds a way to get around the lockdown loophole and continue his rallies in hostile states but yeah hes an idiot who doesnt know who fought in WW1 and is mismanaging his campaign.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Saying Trump En Fuego at September 08, 2020 08:07 PM (+dsLj)
Eric Johnson the Mayor of Dallas wants to hire more cops and reduce the bloated salaries of the city manager and a boatload full of other bureaucrats.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2020 08:05 PM (mh1zq)
-------
It's a feint.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 08:07 PM (CLkaN)
dartist, sounds like you scored in a neighbor! Assume he's gunned up as
well? Best would be if his mom or abuela drops off home-made tamales
or other specialties.
He's a good guy. His 4 boys are too but I think his Belgian Malinois is going to be a problem, lol. No tamales yet but his gun hating wife shot his AR on the 4th under cover of fireworks. I'm lucky to have a line of cops and vets around me.
Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2020 08:08 PM (+ya+t)
5. "Whatever you do, always be extremely deferential to Democrat candidates. When they see you being super-respectful, they'll have no choice but to be oh so nice back to you, just like Democrats always are!"
4. "Promise the first thing you'll do as president is declare nuclear war on Beijing. All the neocons and neolibs say Americans love being at war and they're never wrong! Plus these nukes have been lying around just collecting dust for the last 50 years, know what I'm sayin'??"
3. "Always agree with everything Hillary says. In fact try to outflank her on the left. Everyone knows how much nostalgia there still is for the Soviet Union!"
2. "Try wearing a flower pot on your head during the debates. Hey, Devo were huge weren't they?"
1. "Be sure to always call women voters 'broads.' The'll scream but really, they love that!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2020 08:08 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 08, 2020 08:08 PM (IMcPH)
Posted by: rhomboid
Ancestral Memory from having built the fucking things.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 08:09 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2020 08:09 PM (mh1zq)
Posted by: washrivergal
Because Mitt didn't even try.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 08:09 PM (ctGui)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2020 08:10 PM (aKsyK)
Advice that I assume, as Ktgreat says, Trump politely nodded to, then promptly ignored. Trump knew back in 2016 that CNN was the enemy.
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 08:10 PM (Rbfr/)
https://youtu.be/it9qzKlL7GI
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2020 08:10 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had
Yeah. NBC 5 put out a blurb earlier today.
Effective November 10th.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 08:11 PM (ctGui)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 08:11 PM (R4aZ2)
h!
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 08, 2020 08:11 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2020 08:11 PM (dNzKv)
Does the CK character do anything other than kneel?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 08:11 PM (uw+3k)
and lethal threat" in the United States through 2021, according to
Department of Homeland Security " _KOAT Action 7 News
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 07:53 PM (CLkaN)
In the second Trump administration all of these leftist asshats in the IC need a ride on Air Pinochet.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 08:11 PM (9V38u)
h!
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 08, 2020 08:11 PM (nUhF0)
I will never stop loving these comments, votermom.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 08:12 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Where are all the sick people at September 08, 2020 08:12 PM (nzKWW)
I've read that if their entire HQ burned down with all its personnel trapped inside, most gamers would actually celebrate.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Does the CK character do anything other than kneel?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 08:11 PM (uw+3k)
He also sucks.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 08:12 PM (9V38u)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2020 08:12 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Infidel
Lucky you. It's 84 with 60% humidity.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 08:13 PM (ctGui)
and lethal threat" in the United States through 2021, according to
Department of Homeland Security " _KOAT Action 7 News
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 07:53 PM (CLkaN)
what about Black Supremacists who want to kill police on sight ?
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2020 08:11 PM (dNzKv)
With no federal pension, just a TSP converted to an IRA!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 08, 2020 08:13 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2020 08:13 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Where are all the sick people
---
I don't believe it for a second. The active folks I am in contact with say otherwise.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2020 08:13 PM (Rvt88)
-===
there is subliminal something going on there
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)
I've read that if their entire HQ burned down with all its personnel trapped inside, most gamers would actually celebrate.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Yeah probably. They'd be happier if the embers somehow flew and hit activision too.
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2020 08:14 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2020 08:14 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Where are all the sick people at September 08, 2020 08:12 PM (nzKWW)
***********
Maybe they only polled Generals.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2020 08:15 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2020 08:15 PM (KAi1n)
Sometimes the dude really makes me scratch my head.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2020 08:15 PM (EgshT)
I don't want to miss anyone.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2020 08:15 PM (mh1zq)
the bloated salaries of the city manager and a boatload full of other
bureaucrats.
Luv his guitar playing. Guy's a monster.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 08:15 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2020 08:15 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: ShainS at September 08, 2020 07:58 PM (WqPYg)
___________
That was one of the best things about watching Election Night 2016 coverage.
Those smug assholes hand-picked Trump because they thought their goddess Hillary could beat him so easily. They were so pleased when he won the Republican nomination. It was hilarious watching them reap what they had sown.
Just hope we get to see the re-run in 2020!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 08, 2020 08:16 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Where are all the sick people
---
How long before people understand that Fox News is an anti-PDT op. And has been since before the first debate more than 4 years ago.
I don't trust anyone who works there.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 08, 2020 08:17 PM (BRkq2)
people bring in broken old heirlooms and they restore it
it's cool coz it's so old-timey, the workshop is am old barn
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 08, 2020 08:17 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2020 08:17 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Where are all the sick people at September 08, 2020 08:12 PM (nzKWW)
The Left corrupts and destroys all institutions it brushes.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 08, 2020 08:18 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:19 PM (zr5Kq)
Makes zero sense.
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Probably referencing that Military Times poll(which is just a left-wing paper). They aren't remotely accurate.
Posted by: Someguy at September 08, 2020 08:19 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2020 08:15 PM (wiXsO)
Sounds like the military brass is as woke as most CEOs.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 08:19 PM (9V38u)
Just kidding - a comment thread. But there are now multiple lines of "what?" proceeding.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 08, 2020 08:19 PM (OTzUX)
His poll number were starting to tank just about the time he told Medvedev, "...after I win, I'll have more flexibility..."
That sounded very fishy at the time. Nothing was assured. I suspected shenanigans then and still do.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 08:19 PM (HaL55)
I don't want to miss anyone.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2020 08:15 PM (mh1zq)
-----
Okay, doing so now.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 08, 2020 08:20 PM (IMcPH)
Posted by: Where are all the sick people at September 08, 2020 08:12 PM (nzKWW)
Old tropes die hard.
How many of you work with under thirties kids ? I do. Including many that did a tour. I do not doubt for a second that they skew non-Trump. They skew more Ron Paul than anything - they just don't know who he is.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 08, 2020 08:20 PM (A9I+K)
A writer for the Atlantic explains that we are about to see "the great urban comeback"!
Cities will get rid of cars! Cities will turn offices into apartment buildings! Cities will get rid of cops! (OK, I made up that last one.)
The article contains this howler:
"yet too many modern buildings achieve energy efficiency by sealing off outside air, thus creating the perfect petri dish for any disease that thrives in unventilated interiors."
Who, precisely, demanded that "modern office buildings achieve energy efficiency by sealing off outside air"?
Why, the government! I assume that the government will order buildings to use more outside air, but without increasing energy usage. How building managers accomplish that is their problem.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2020 08:20 PM (I2/tG)
He just said that when the crowd chanted, "We Love You" at the rally in NC, it gave him chills.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2020 08:20 PM (wiXsO)
6. Lose the pants. Seriously. Trust me.
Posted by: Miklos, although Tuesday is Pants Day at September 08, 2020 08:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: guess who at September 08, 2020 08:21 PM (O+AcM)
Dad always said Labor Day was when Michigan turned the switch between summer and fall - boy, was he right!
*not that I need it now...
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 08, 2020 08:21 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Get stationed at a base that doubles as a command HQ. Swamp people everywhere.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2020 08:22 PM (hGohp)
people bring in broken old heirlooms and they restore it
it's cool coz it's so old-timey, the workshop is am old barn
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO
I loved that show. I wish it was more than one season.
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 08:22 PM (R4aZ2)
But thats ok they were still within the +/- 25 point Margin of error.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Saying Trump En Fuego at September 08, 2020 08:22 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 08:23 PM (CLkaN)
He also told Trump to use a lot more self-tanning lotion.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 08, 2020 08:23 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Reddy Kilowatt at September 08, 2020 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2020 08:22 PM (hGohp)
They know there is no mercy when it comes to Trump, but I bet most military folks are for Trump.
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Someone pissed on a Trump sign.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1303055058830057476
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 08:23 PM (CLkaN)
That's funny.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 08:26 PM (9V38u)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2020 08:22 PM (hGohp)
Our military is the biggest government bureaucracy in Western Civ. Yet so many people refuse - simply refuse - to see it as such.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 08, 2020 08:26 PM (A9I+K)
Posted by: Hillary! 3.0! at September 08, 2020 08:26 PM (DMUuz)
General Electric
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I got this
Posted by: Reddy Kilowatt at September 08, 2020 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Pffft. Scram.
Posted by: General Welfare, leader of the FSA at September 08, 2020 08:26 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 08, 2020 08:27 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2020 08:27 PM (V2Yro)
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-the-monday-edition-1.5714890
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 08:27 PM (Rbfr/)
General Electric
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I got this
Posted by: Reddy Kilowatt at September 08, 2020 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Pffft. Scram.
Posted by: General Welfare, leader of the FSA at September 08, 2020 08:26 PM (hGohp)
------
Where does that leave me?
Posted by: Private Parts at September 08, 2020 08:28 PM (IMcPH)
That sounded very fishy at the time. Nothing was assured. I suspected shenanigans then and still do.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 08:19 PM (HaL55)
++++All-out shenanigans this time. They were stunned by the Hillary loss as they didn't expect Trump's popularity and astuteness in regards to states that were wavering. Thought they had it made in the shade. The fraud this time will be for the ages.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2020 08:28 PM (66BnU)
Inslee sounds like a dumbass. And he's couching his wildfire message in the same weird language these idiots use for COVID.
I'm sure "stay home, stay safe, everything will kill you, frontline not-killing-you heros are the heros we all didn't know we needed until this war nobody saw coming, don't die, submit, your precious breath depends upon your submission, submit, submit, submit..." will be standard government verbiage for everything from now on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2020 08:28 PM (Fwug1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2020 08:28 PM (oVJmc)
I doubt that has changed much over the years.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 08, 2020 08:28 PM (cZjDV)
That is not a trivial expense retrofitting office suites with the plumbing, electrical and individual HVAC.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 08, 2020 08:28 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2020 08:28 PM (mh1zq)
Hello, my pretties! I have plans for you!
Oh, how I have plans for you!!!
Posted by: Hillary! 3.0!
-----------
*pulls collar nervously*
Posted by: Zombie William Jennings Bryan at September 08, 2020 08:28 PM (mht8P)
It means "deranged woman who thinks she's a guy even though she still has all her lady parts".
Posted by: Secret Square at September 08, 2020 08:28 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2020 08:29 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2020 08:29 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2020 08:29 PM (O+AcM)
Inslee sounds like a dumbass. And he's couching his wildfire message in the same weird language these idiots use for COVID.
I'm sure "stay home, stay safe, everything will kill you, frontline not-killing-you heros are the heros we all didn't know we needed until this war nobody saw coming, don't die, submit, your precious breath depends upon your submission, submit, submit, submit..." will be standard government verbiage for everything from now on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2020 08:28 PM (Fwug1)
The worst part is it works with a substantial portion of the country, if not an outright majority.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 08, 2020 08:30 PM (puu6v)
Russian actors are spreading "unsubstantiated allegations" that former
Biden is of "ill-health," the DHS bulletin says, and speculates that
"this narrative will resonate with some American voters and reduce their
confidence in him as a candidate."
Yes comrades, it's just Russian disinformation that makes it look like Biden has dementia.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 08:30 PM (9V38u)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 08, 2020 08:30 PM (AiZBA)
General Electric
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I got this
Posted by: Reddy Kilowatt at September 08, 2020 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Pffft. Scram.
Posted by: General Welfare, leader of the FSA at September 08, 2020 08:26 PM (hGohp)
------
Where does that leave me?
Outside with all of the others.
Posted by: General Admission at September 08, 2020 08:30 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Gilbert and Sullivan and Miklos at September 08, 2020 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)
the bloated salaries of the city manager and a boatload full of other
bureaucrats.
Luv his guitar playing. Guy's a monster.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 08:15 PM (HaL55)
=====
Cliffs of Dover is well done.
Posted by: Chin Music at September 08, 2020 08:31 PM (oTFT2)
Oh boy. Ghost cities, collapsing residential values...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2020 08:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2020 08:27 PM (V2Yro)
Funny coincidence that that bit of depressing but super-implausible "news" is rolling out at the same time as the Dems Atlantic lie, aka their other attempt to separate Trump from his supporters in the military.
Isn't it amazing how these coincidences like to pile up in the last months before an election?
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 08:31 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 08:30 PM (9V38u)
Those Ruskies are friggin' geniuses. How did they lose the cold war?
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 08, 2020 08:31 PM (AiZBA)
Keeping up with the Kardashians is ending
Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2020 08:31 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at September 08, 2020 08:31 PM (BJcQt)
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 08, 2020 08:31 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2020 08:32 PM (q2K0j)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1303055058830057476
Posted by: Braenyard
That's why your front-yard Trump sign should be heavily electrified. Give those lefties a shock they'll NEVER forget!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 08:22 PM (R4aZ2)
It's still on--they're filming a new season now, IIANM, and there's even a new spinoff with more detail about some of the restorations. Netflix US just doesn't have more than two seasons. I follow Jay Blades and Will Kirk on Instagram, plus the official Repair Shop Insta, and the comments on practically every post are full of Americans begging for Netflix to get the more recent seasons. But yeah, it is a great show. I love it.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at September 08, 2020 08:32 PM (aFZYk)
That applies here too. Going to freeze tonight, possibly snow in the high mountains, have to bring my plants in. Then back to the 90s at the weekend. Total weather whiplash.
Also we are getting the smoke from the Cali/Idaho fires and my lungs hate me.
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 08:32 PM (Rbfr/)
General Electric
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I got this
Posted by: Reddy Kilowatt at September 08, 2020 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Pffft. Scram.
Posted by: General Welfare, leader of the FSA at September 08, 2020 08:26 PM (hGohp)
------
Where does that leave me?
Outside with all of the others.
Posted by: General Admission at September 08, 2020 08:30 PM (C+evo)
You can still get your mail there, you know.
Posted by: General Delivery at September 08, 2020 08:32 PM (dOV9E)
General Electric
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I got this
Posted by: Reddy Kilowatt at September 08, 2020 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Pffft. Scram.
Posted by: General Welfare, leader of the FSA at September 08, 2020 08:26 PM (hGohp)
------
Where does that leave me?
Walking.
Posted By: General Motors
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 08:32 PM (ctGui)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2020 08:32 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: zombie Rodney Dangerfield at September 08, 2020 08:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: General Motors at September 08, 2020 08:33 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 08:33 PM (R4aZ2)
Posted by: General Theory at September 08, 2020 08:33 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2020 08:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Zombie William Jennings Bryan
I tell ya.
Posted by: zombie Rodney Dangerfield at September 08, 2020 08:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Ow.
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at September 08, 2020 08:33 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2020 08:33 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: General Motors
Sure we do. All yer products are crap!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Someone did that in 2016.
There is a video.
Posted by: Miklos Recalling at September 08, 2020 08:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: General T'sao at September 08, 2020 08:34 PM (DMUuz)
Joe is as fit as Konstantin Chernenko, as healthy as Yuri Andropov!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 08, 2020 08:34 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1303055058830057476
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 08:23 PM (CLkaN)
That's funny.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 08:26 PM (9V38u)
************
Hahaha. Paintball gun sure came in handy.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2020 08:35 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: General Motors at September 08, 2020 08:33 PM (CLkaN)
Think again.....
Posted by: US Taxpayer 's $11.2 Billion at September 08, 2020 08:35 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 08, 2020 08:35 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2020 08:35 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 08, 2020 08:35 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 08:12 PM (t+qrx)
It's not me - there's a gremlin in my tablet keyboard!
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 08, 2020 08:35 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2020 08:35 PM (mh1zq)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 08:36 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: General T'sao
General Tso's Sicken.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 08:36 PM (ctGui)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2020 08:36 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at September 08, 2020
Thanks for the info!
LizLem. I tuned on the fireplace. It rained all day and still is, 90% humidity and freeze warnings.
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 08:36 PM (R4aZ2)
That's just about perfect.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 08, 2020 08:37 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 08, 2020 08:37 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 08, 2020 08:35 PM (YynYJ)
I had a rear molar yanked 3 weeks ago
it will be sore for a few days but not bad
Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2020 08:37 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: General Motors at September 08, 2020 08:33 PM (CLkaN)
Think again.....
Posted by: US Taxpayer 's $11.2 Billion
Yeah, well fuck you. Fuck you right in your fucking bank account!
Posted by: GM Bond-Holders at September 08, 2020 08:37 PM (BM2fS)
General Winter!
Posted by: Georgi Zhukov at September 08, 2020 08:37 PM (mht8P)
I just got an earful about Zucker and critical race theory. Didn't hear or at least absorb Trump content.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2020 08:37 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 08, 2020 08:35 PM (YynYJ)
Popsicles!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2020 08:38 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2020 08:38 PM (q2K0j)
I just got an earful about Zucker and critical race theory. Didn't hear or at least absorb Trump content.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2020 08:37 PM (q2K0j)
********
Up next.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2020 08:38 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Ben Had
Yes Sir, General!
Posted by: Major Major (there is a Catch-22) at September 08, 2020 08:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Oh boy. Ghost cities, collapsing residential values...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2020 08:31 PM (oVJmc)
The hipsters in NYC will like that. They already turned all the old factories/plants in places like the Meatpacking District into trendy apartments, with exposed brick and steel. Need new buildings to conquer. If the housing prices in the cities stay astronomical after refurbishing the offices into apartments, you know the housing market there is a scam.
A friend of mine finally won one of the NYC housing lotteries. (Yes, there is a lottery in NYC for affordable decent housing, because NYC.) Wonder if it's due to the flight of people from the city that she got bumped up the list.
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 08:38 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 08, 2020 08:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: General Malaise at September 08, 2020 08:39 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: General Acclaim at September 08, 2020 08:39 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Thank Heaven I am still at work, listening to a series called Jesus and His Jewish Influences on Am/Prime.
Posted by: GM Bond-Holders at September 08, 2020 08:39 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: runner
General Erection!
Posted by: andycanuck
Cheap assed bitches!
Posted by: Dollar General
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 08:39 PM (ctGui)
September 08, 2020 08:28 PM (C+evo)
Individual?
Comrade, in a world of shrinking resources and climate change, your demands of a "private" room and bathing facilities must be set aside! In our new system, you will share a communal facility with your neighbors. All will contribute to cleaning and maintenance, thus giving all in the building a concern in keeping the area sanitary and welcoming!
Posted by: Vanya, Art Critic at September 08, 2020 08:40 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Hungarian Accountant Miklos at September 08, 2020 08:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 08, 2020 08:40 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2020 08:37 PM (q2K0j)
When you admire the patricians - sometimes you gotta' take the good with the bad.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 08, 2020 08:40 PM (A9I+K)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 08, 2020 08:40 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2020 08:40 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: runner
General Erection!
Posted by: andycanuck
Cheap assed bitches!
Posted by: Dollar General
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 08:39 PM (ctGui)
General Quarters ??
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: General Constipation at September 08, 2020 08:40 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2020 08:41 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Nino Greasemanelli, Captain, USMC at September 08, 2020 08:41 PM (r+ov6)
Posted by: General Ripper at September 08, 2020 08:41 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at September 08, 2020 08:41 PM (UUBmN)
Good news is I get to pull out my pretty fall and winter scarves and jackets! At least for a few days. I have missed them.
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 08:41 PM (Rbfr/)
-
Hall of Fame or Hall of Shame?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Fame. He's every bit as good at 16-16 as Dick Butkis, Randy White and Joe Montana.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 08:41 PM (ctGui)
Posted by: General Constipation at September 08, 2020 08:40 PM (Z+IKu)
I can help !
-General Practitioner
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1303055058830057476
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 08:23 PM (CLkaN)
Needs Steve Inman playcalling.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 08, 2020 08:42 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: General Muster at September 08, 2020 08:42 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 08:42 PM (R4aZ2)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 08, 2020 08:37 PM (nFRLh)
The name "McConville" would be OTT if in fiction.
Trump is flushing out these brass rats before they can pull off a coup. Again, when things get hot there likely will be numerous military schisms 'cause muh blood money gibs.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 08, 2020 08:42 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 08:42 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Archive today is one of the only archive sites that's not bought and paid for, like sadly the internet archive is now just an extension of the DNC, memory holing and changing archives (how is it an archive then?). I highly recommend using archive.is to archive garbage clickbait sites so as to not monetize them - it's also a great way to get around the paywalls of dumps like WSJ et al.
But now, they've blocked Parler. Well, not so much blocked as not properly loading the page - with an "access denied" at it flips through URL's and flashes as if it's bad coding. Except it's not. Even Pale Moon loads it (open source mozilla). Every other browser loads it, even Chrome (friends don't let friends use chrome). This has been going on for a few days now, verified on a couple machines.
Looking forward to seeing what other sites are deemed too dangerous for my crippled little brain to handle as we get closer to November.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 08, 2020 08:42 PM (8B6Ng)
Sure there's the funk band, but that's not enough!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: open Minded Miklos at September 08, 2020 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at September 08, 2020 08:43 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2020 08:40 PM (66BnU)
Can you even measure the low IQ of people who believe this?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 08, 2020 08:43 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2020 08:41 PM (Izzlo)
You can say that again !
-General Use
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:43 PM (zr5Kq)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1303055058830057476
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 08:23 PM (CLkaN)
Supposedly that might be staged, but I laughed anyway. It's fun.
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 08:43 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: josephistan
'Citation' is damn good in the service and bad news in civilian life.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2020 08:43 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
We can increase the amount of outside air.
Posted by: Antifa/BLM at September 08, 2020 08:43 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 08, 2020 08:44 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at September 08, 2020 08:43 PM (l3+k2)
It's a trap! Wait, what sex are you supposed to be, anyway?
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 08:44 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: April, Freedom Now!
With Scott Sterling!
That's gotta hurt....
Posted by: Miklos is amused at September 08, 2020 08:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 08, 2020 08:42 PM (OX9vb)
I twattered him on that video yesterday. Don't think I was the only one.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 08, 2020 08:44 PM (8B6Ng)
Spelled one way, pronounced completely different.
Posted by: qdpsteve
"Lieutenant", pronounced "Leftenant" by the Brits.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 08:45 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)
I'll take Bailey Quarters...thank you very much!
Posted by: browndog at September 08, 2020 08:46 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Xiao at September 08, 2020 08:46 PM (RzT7J)
Posted by: Miklos from the Philosophy Dept. of the University of Wallamaloo at September 08, 2020 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)
And it literally means placeholder.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ktgreat
Still haven't gotten over Little Big Horn?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 08, 2020 08:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 08:42 PM (R4aZ2)
Did Fauci say something stupid again about vaccine timelines? Apparently that's partly why it dropped last week.
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 08:46 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 08, 2020 08:47 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 08, 2020 08:48 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: browndog
Ask, and thou shalt receive, my son:
https://tinyurl.com/Bailey-Quarters-Pool
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 08:48 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 08, 2020 08:48 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 08, 2020 08:47 PM (cZjDV)
Call me. I can sort this shit out really quick.
Posted by: Zombie Count Belisarius at September 08, 2020 08:48 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2020 08:48 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Xiao at September 08, 2020 08:46 PM (RzT7J)
I'm wondering the same thing.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 08:48 PM (uw+3k)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2020 08:48 PM (mh1zq)
Posted by: Where are all the sick people at September 08, 2020 08:49 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 08:42 PM (R4aZ2)
Did Fauci say something stupid again about vaccine timelines? Apparently that's partly why it dropped last week.
Posted by: LizLem
Maybe Fauci saw the Dem internal polling and decided to short his own holdings.
Posted by: Madame Miklos, Reader and Advisor at September 08, 2020 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Generally Accepted Accounting Principles at September 08, 2020 08:49 PM (vpbDv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 08, 2020 08:46 PM (+y/Ru)
-----
My eyes are ceramic. Took a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.
Posted by: Admiral Benson at September 08, 2020 08:49 PM (IMcPH)
Posted by: LizLem
Not sure. Was toiling away at work all day. Stu Varney may tell me why in the am.
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 08:50 PM (R4aZ2)
can we haz Colosseum gamez and stuff? Because Roman Legion vs. Rioters
would be awesome!
Simply wait until Nov. 3rd around 10:00pm. We all might be entertained if the Demoprogs and their Panty-fa/BLM bros decide to try anything.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 08:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)
I'll take Bailey Quarters...thank you very much!
Posted by: browndog
Bailey Quarters? Way better than Bill Bailey.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 08:50 PM (ctGui)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2020 08:40 PM (66BnU)
Can you even measure the low IQ of people who believe this?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 08, 2020 08:43 PM (puu6v)
I had to take my mother to the doctor today for an evaluation - moving her to a nursing home as her dementia is too advanced for current facility to continue care.
Honestly, the more I see Biden, the more I see the exact same thing. In fact, he's catching up. I know it's different for everyone as far as how fast, but the same sort of behavioral ticks can be common.
I'd say it's sad, but the worst part is he thinks he's fine. They all think they're fine. It's somebody else doing it. When he says that Trump wants to defund the police, I can totally see him believing it. I wish that evil POS could realize he's losing his mind. But he can't. Even when he's rolling his poopies up into little balls and lining them up on his dresser it'll be somebody else that did it.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 08, 2020 08:50 PM (8B6Ng)
Montecasino didn't have Indians at the time, but now all casinos do.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2020 08:51 PM (q2K0j)
SiriusXM's Yacht Rock station actually plays the theme to WKRP, btw. I never even knew it was released as a single.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2020 08:51 PM (V2Yro)
https://tinyurl.com/Bailey-Quarters-Pool
Posted by: Sharkman
Mr. Burns hired the wrong Smithers.
Posted by: Miklos and even Bart knew that at September 08, 2020 08:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 08, 2020 08:52 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:51 PM (L2ZTs)
The closing credit music was a lot better than the opening!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2020 08:52 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: clutch cargo
I'll hazard a guess and say that Jill is going to hell for what she is pulling on Slo Joe.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2020 08:52 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Bill Dooley at September 08, 2020 08:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2020 08:52 PM (RuIsu)
Wiki says the lyrics are literally gibberish because the artist who recorded it, knew CBS would always interrupt the music with some programming note.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 08:50 PM (HaL55)
Tinfoil Hat on:
--At some point in the near future, someone on the Left will demand an end to the secret ballot.
--There will be at least one instance of Antifa/BLM showing up at polling places and demanding that people let them into the booth to watch them vote.
--There will be at least one instance of Antifa/BLM straight up tearing down/ blocking off/ threatening everyone away from a polling place that the local LEO will let slide.
Posted by: Vanya at September 08, 2020 08:53 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2020 08:52 PM (V2Yro)
Yes
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 08, 2020 08:53 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2020 08:53 PM (mh1zq)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1303055058830057476
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 08:23 PM (CLkaN)
Supposedly that might be staged, but I laughed anyway. It's fun.
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 08:43 PM (Rbfr/)
-------------
Most people don't sit around the house with a pistol on their hip. But it's funny.
Posted by: General Motors at September 08, 2020 08:53 PM (CLkaN)
Sure there's the funk band, but that's not enough!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Isn't commodore just an unofficial rank? I thought its what you call a captain(or commander) when they're on a ship but they're not the one that is in command of the ship so you don't confuse rank with who is in charge, or is that not US policy?
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2020 08:53 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 08:53 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Xiao at September 08, 2020 08:54 PM (RzT7J)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2020 08:48 PM (q2K0j)
*************
Tucker tweeted that it was from 2016. Cohen is suppose to go on CNN tomorrow promoting his book. My question is who taped Zucker while he was on the phone with Cohen and how did Tucker get the tape?
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2020 08:54 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Pete Seria at September 08, 2020 08:54 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Xiao at September 08, 2020 08:46 PM (RzT7J)
I'm wondering the same thing.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 08:48 PM (uw+3k)
I always figured it was "The More, the Merrier". It's not like anyone's selling tickets.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2020 08:54 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Madame Miklos, Reader and Advisor at September 08, 2020 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm still worried about October, chief.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 08, 2020 08:54 PM (BRkq2)
-
Ba ba ba Babarian
Ba ba ba Babarian
Barbarian an an
Slice his han an and
Take his li i ife
With your kni i ife
You've got me hootin' and ahollerin'
Ba ba ba Babarian
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 08, 2020 08:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2020 08:54 PM (hGohp)
https://tinyurl.com/Bailey-Quarters-Pool
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 08:48 PM (BM2fS)
You sir, are a GREAT AMERICAN!
Posted by: browndog at September 08, 2020 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: buzzion
Commodore is a temporary rank for the senior Captain in command of more than one ship, if there are no Admirals around.
Posted by: Don;t ask how Miklos knows at September 08, 2020 08:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Should anyone inquire as to my whereabouts for the next half-hour or so, kindly inform them that I have repaired to my sleeping quarters. I wish not to be disturbed during that time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 08:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Where are all the sick people at September 08, 2020 08:55 PM (nzKWW)
Honestly, the more I see Biden, the more I see the exact same thing. In fact, he's catching up. I know it's different for everyone as far as how fast, but the same sort of behavioral ticks can be common.
I'd say it's sad, but the worst part is he thinks he's fine. They all think they're fine. It's somebody else doing it. When he says that Trump wants to defund the police, I can totally see him believing it. I wish that evil POS could realize he's losing his mind. But he can't. Even when he's rolling his poopies up into little balls and lining them up on his dresser it'll be somebody else that did it.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 08, 2020 08:50 PM (8B6Ng)
Sorry to read that. The saddest cases I've seen were those where the person knew full well they were in cognitive decline.
My candidate for Most Evil Person in the World is Dr. Jill Biden, who is letting her husband degrade himself in such a way. The sociopath is wanting to be on the throne too much to let her do the right thing.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 08, 2020 08:56 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: browndog
Damn, she was a fine looking young woman back then. Couldn't help but go look her up.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 08:56 PM (BM2fS)
"In a simulation they ran, Team Biden "encouraged Western states, particularly California but also Oregon and Washington, and collectively known as 'Cascadia,' to secede from the Union" unless structural reforms were made. In exchange for Trump getting the presidency, for instance, Republicans would need to agree to abolish the Electoral College, give Puerto Rico and D.C. statehood, and divide California into five states for better Senate representation."
So in exchange for Trump winning without a civil war, they will potentially demand SIX new blue states and 12 new blue senators?
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 08:56 PM (Rbfr/)
Most people don't sit around the house with a pistol on their hip. But it's funny.
Posted by: General Motors at September 08, 2020 08:53 PM
is that wrong? 'cause no one told me that that was wrong
Posted by: Generally Accepted Accounting Principles at September 08, 2020 08:56 PM (vpbDv)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2020 08:56 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2020 08:53 PM (vMCab)
-----
It used to be an appointment, without a substantive change in rank. In our Navy in WWII, it was an actual, one star flag rank, but then it was changed to "rear admiral, lower half".
Posted by: Admiral Benson at September 08, 2020 08:56 PM (IMcPH)
Posted by: Don;t ask how Miklos knows at September 08, 2020 08:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Or if there's a brick house.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 08:56 PM (9V38u)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 08, 2020 08:57 PM (IMcPH)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2020 08:57 PM (mh1zq)
The details are still coming out, but basically, you buy an option that the stock will go up, but the quantities are so massive they actually nudge the stock up. If the stock already has upward momentum you cash in, but the poor suckers who sold the option wind up buying on the way up to hedge their own positions, pushing the stock even higher, creating more momentum into which you buy more options and so on.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 08, 2020 08:57 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2020 08:57 PM (Rvt88)
Yes. I had visited dad one night after work. I did this a couple times a week. Evidently, after I left, dad tripped and put a gash in his head. The next day he told his buddy I pushed him. Jeebus. I didn't find this out until after he died. Of course, friend didn't believe him.
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 08:57 PM (R4aZ2)
Posted by: Tom Servo
For serving all MoMe ticket purchase needings!
Posted by: Miklos at the Bangalore Call Centre at September 08, 2020 08:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos at the Bangalore Call Centre at September 08, 2020 08:57 PM (QzkSJ)
I forgot my password !!!
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2020 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)
It's quite well done and devastating -- but of course will be covered by the Progda Enemedia with a giant MyPillow (imagine if this was Trump and one of his sons?):
https://tinyurl.com/yyj5k9n3
Posted by: ShainS at September 08, 2020 08:58 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 08, 2020 08:58 PM (BRkq2)
Tucker tweeted that it was from 2016. Cohen is suppose to go on CNN tomorrow promoting his book. My question is who taped Zucker while he was on the phone with Cohen and how did Tucker get the tape?
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2020 08:54 PM (wiXsO)
You know there is a furious effort to find out who leaked to Tucker.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 08, 2020 08:58 PM (puu6v)
acht Rock was what was in the jukebox at the the Regal Beagle
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2020 08:54 PM
the Regal Beagle? The Ypsilanti Regal Beagle?
Posted by: Generally Accepted Accounting Principles at September 08, 2020 08:58 PM (vpbDv)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2020 08:52 PM (Rvt8
He's still the prick that tells the lie about a drunk guy crossing the center line to kill his first wife. The truth is - she crossed the line and hit him.
Joe told that lie for decades. They'll share living space - if Hell is real.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 08, 2020 08:59 PM (A9I+K)
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 08:59 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 08, 2020 08:59 PM (cZjDV)
the bar that was portrayed in Three's Company.
Supposedly located in Santa Monica.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Candace Owens on Cardi B with Biden: Cardi B sounded like a 7 year old child reading a list to Santa.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 08:59 PM (9V38u)
Posted by: Miklos. Minding the Gap at September 08, 2020 08:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Generally Accepted Accounting Principles
Misheard lyrics:
"It's a long way to Ypsilanti.
It's a long way I know."
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2020 09:00 PM (Rvt88)
Nov 3 they will crash the internet.
Posted by: Where are all the sick people at September 08, 2020 08:55 PM (nzKWW)
If that fails, I expect antifa to over run polling places in amenable neighborhoods so they can claim people couldn't vote and we need to extend voting on and on.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 08, 2020 09:00 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2020 09:00 PM (q2K0j)
Gotta go up.....get the suckers all excited, buy! buy! buy! then come down, clean out the suckers, sell! sell! sell!
Rinse and repeat.
Long money gets longer each time it happens.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 08, 2020 09:01 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 08, 2020 08:47 PM (cZjDV)
It happened, at least once. At the Nike Riots in Constantinople, Rioters sound a lot like BLM and Antifa. Burned down nearly half the city. Finally, the main rioters were all gathered in the Hippodrome, celebrating. Justinian sealed all the exits and sent his troops in, where it was estimated that they slaughtered 30,000 of them by the sword in a single day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2020 09:01 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 09:01 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Generally Accepted Accounting Principles
That was The Tilted Farm-Bilt
Posted by: Farmer Miklos at September 08, 2020 09:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 08, 2020 09:01 PM (2DOZq)
We'll see what he does with it now.
Or if he really just sends it to the WaPo.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 08, 2020 09:02 PM (5p7BC)
Elder Abuse, straight up. I have cared for people with dementia. To do this to someone with onset dementia, which he clearly has, is monstrous.
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 09:02 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 08:59 PM (9V38u)
You have obviously not heard or read the lyrics to Miss B's No. 1 hit, which are literary, erudite, and clearly demonstrate her class.
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 09:02 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2020 08:40 PM (66BnU)
Can you even measure the low IQ of people who believe this?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 08, 2020 08:43 PM (puu6v)
Osama bin Scumbag did make one correct statement: People will back the strong horse.
Note: I believe he meant people who are not wimps, so the soyboys and women who cry when arrested for rioting will back Joe, the weak horse.
Posted by: Gref at September 08, 2020 09:02 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Miklos, who minds the cold at September 08, 2020 09:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 08, 2020 09:02 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2020 09:02 PM (mh1zq)
Posted by: Sharkman
NO POOFTERS
Posted by: Miklos from the Philosophy Dept. of the University of Wallamaloo at September 08, 2020 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)
---
Evelyn Waugh mocked the American pronunciation by having a character called "The Loot" (an American officer) in the Sword of Honour trilogy.
He was a "Lootenant." The Brits thought this comical.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2020 09:03 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
I still can't get over how evil Trump is according to Cardi B:
"Like Plankton in SpongeBob."
Hmmm, Plankton's Computer Wife was named "Karen".
Coincidence?
. . .
. . .
. . .
I THINK NOT!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 09:03 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2020 08:57 PM (mh1zq)
Lots of pasture...
and lots of feral hogs?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 08, 2020 09:03 PM (2C38g)
He was a "Lootenant." The Brits thought this comical.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
I've always preferred "El-Tee" for Lieutenant (LT).
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 09:03 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)
change in rank. In our Navy in WWII, it was an actual, one star flag
rank, but then it was changed to "rear admiral, lower half".
Posted by: Admiral Benson at September 08, 2020 08:56 PM (IMcPH)
___________
"Oh my!" -- Obligatory George Takei
Posted by: ShainS at September 08, 2020 09:04 PM (WqPYg)
IIRC, Cohen did. I think it was recently revealed that he did that a lot as a CYA move.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 09:04 PM (HaL55)
"In a simulation they ran, Team Biden "encouraged Western states, particularly California but also Oregon and Washington, and collectively known as 'Cascadia,' to secede from the Union" unless structural reforms were made. In exchange for Trump getting the presidency, for instance, Republicans would need to agree to abolish the Electoral College, give Puerto Rico and D.C. statehood, and divide California into five states for better Senate representation."
So in exchange for Trump winning without a civil war, they will potentially demand SIX new blue states and 12 new blue senators?
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 08:56 PM (Rbfr/)
Are they expecting the CHYNESE to help them? and that all the people outside the coastal cities will be just fine with this?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2020 09:04 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE NEIL GORSUCH at September 08, 2020 09:02 PM (Pzzpr)
---
Yes. Trump is strong like ox. Smart like tractor.
Posted by: Another Russian Bot at September 08, 2020 09:04 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at September 08, 2020 09:04 PM (7ZQe3)
We are committed to a 5 year plan, wherein air supplies will be produced to a sufficient extent that available airspace will be increased by 1350%, in order to accommodate the enormous quantities of socialist airplanes concurrently produced by the Kommissariat for Aircraft.
The workers and peasants of the Union will provide this air with a Stakhanovite zeal, or we'll suck it from their very lungs in their millions.
Posted by: Narodniy Kommissariat for Air at September 08, 2020 09:04 PM (Fwug1)
Posted by: General Motors at September 08, 2020 08:53 PM
is that wrong? 'cause no one told me that that was wrong
Posted by: Generally Accepted Accounting Principles
Wife asked my why I was wearing a gun.
I told her "decepticons". She laughed I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.
Good times. Good times.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 09:04 PM (ctGui)
Posted by: qdpsteve
And they'll pull up pics of actual plankton, rather than the character from SpongeBob, and then develop an irrational fear of baleen whales.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 09:06 PM (BM2fS)
He was a "Lootenant." The Brits thought this comical.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Probably accurate, considering Waugh's odd but distinguished war record in the Commandos.
Posted by: Miklos, with more Black Mischief at September 08, 2020 09:06 PM (QzkSJ)
the bar that was portrayed in Three's Company.
posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)
That bar was such a dead scene. Swinging '70s my ass. The bar in The Jeffersons building was more hopping than that place.
Posted by: Short Shorts at September 08, 2020 09:06 PM (O6DoG)
Not surprising, I guess. The opposition is now literally insane.
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 09:07 PM (dOV9E)
*pets Bander*
I'm jealous she got my fantasy of marrying a Brit. Those accents...
The Candace/Cardi B feud has been so entertaining! I love it. I love like all of it. It is quickly depleting all the popcorn futures I saved for the Trump/Biden debates, but it's worth it.
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 09:07 PM (Rbfr/)
***
Interesting since their latest ad campaign is that Firefox is for those who care about privacy and
Dont want to be be tracked like the evil google. .
Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2020 09:07 PM (Ed8Zd)
Errrr, fellas?
Howzabout we just follow the US Constitution's rules about how we pick a president? Those are written down!
I know. Call me crazy!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 09:08 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Another Russian Bot
Stronk.
Stronk like ox.
Posted by: Miklos, appealing to the authority of Uncle Palp at September 08, 2020 09:08 PM (QzkSJ)
-
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - So my white special needs child is more privileged than black men? at September 08, 2020 09:08 PM (x46Og)
Posted by: Pete Seria at September 08, 2020 09:04 PM (7ZQe3)
---
C'mon man, the proptm, the teleprht, the thing *waves hand* it gets glare and stuff. I told them to make the type larger, but they didn't tell me how sweet your hair smells.
Come closer, pony girl!
Posted by: Joe Biden of the Horde at September 08, 2020 09:08 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: LizLem
It is. Candace caller her illiterate. She probably had to look it up.
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 09:09 PM (R4aZ2)
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 09:07 PM (Rbfr/)
I'm...not sure you'll need any popcorn that night.
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 09:09 PM (dOV9E)
In 2016 the Dems decided they didn't need white working class, kicked them to the curb and went all in on hispanics.
White working class voted for Trump.
In 2020 the Dems have decided they don't need hispanics, kicked them to curb and went all in on BLM.
I wonder how that is going to work out for them?
Live by intersectionality, die by it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 08, 2020 09:09 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 08, 2020 09:09 PM (xPl2J)
Maybe it's just me, but I think the cop should reevaluate his career choice. Looks like it goes way beyond just being hesitant to take down a perp. But the way things are going right now, I think he's lucky AF.
https://tinyurl.com/y6z3ncuk
(link to twatter)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 08, 2020 09:09 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 09:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Buy your popcorn futures now. The day after Biden cancels his debate with Trump in the name of common decency, those prices will crash through the floor.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2020 09:10 PM (Fwug1)
tinyurl.com/y2qbxao7
So my question is: what evil fucker put this guy in a cell with a white guy?
And my seasoned guess: a black judge, a woman judge, or both. Probably both.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 08, 2020 09:10 PM (j3jZX)
Stronk like ox.
Posted by: Miklos, appealing to the authority of Uncle Palp at September 08, 2020 09:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Stronk like BULL...no ox
Posted by: browndog at September 08, 2020 09:10 PM (BgMrQ)
Cardi B responded, "I am NOT illiterate!! I can have as many kids as I want!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Howzabout we just follow the US Constitution's rules about how we pick a president? Those are written down!
I know. Call me crazy!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 09:08 PM (BM2fS)
---
Please. I beg you.
Stop bringing this up.
They had Bill Kristol playing the role of Trump.
This is like challenging your six-year-old to a game of Axis and Allies and - after your crushing victory - pretending that it's totally plausible that Japan could overrun North and South America.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2020 09:11 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 09:09 PM (R4aZ2)
Cardi B say "But I don' feel sick!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 08, 2020 09:11 PM (2C38g)
goolag/fb/twatter thing. Recently, they first flagged archive today
(archive.is), saying it was a malicious site. I gave it permission.
Then, they just flat out wouldn't let me go there, blocking it entirely.
They're getting a blacklist from some third party. I had the same problem with my pihole blocking archive.is, had to whitelist it to get it to work. Before the "pihole" jokes roll in: https://pi-hole.net/
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 08, 2020 09:12 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2020 09:12 PM (OVEfo)
You know what they call an election, where victory relies on states seceding?
Losing.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 08, 2020 09:12 PM (5p7BC)
IIRC, Cohen did. I think it was recently revealed that he did that a lot as a CYA move.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 09:04
If trump released that, I would take that advice a warning to certain others that he has them on tape. Hmmm?
Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2020 09:12 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 08, 2020 09:09 PM (xPl2J)
To the Brits, he's the guy who's left in the Officers Club when it's time to clean up all the empty glasses and take out the trash. Hence, Left-tenant.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2020 09:12 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2020 09:12 PM (RuIsu)
who admitted he felt the need to look for a white person to kill, just
beat his white cellmate to death in jail.
tinyurl.com/y2qbxao7
So my question is: what evil fucker put this guy in a cell with a white guy?
And my seasoned guess: a black judge, a woman judge, or both. Probably both.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 08, 2020 09:10 PM (j3jZX)
Yikes! No way I'm reporting that story.
Posted by: Jake Tapper at September 08, 2020 09:12 PM (2N7oZ)
understanding is that a lieutenant is called that because they act in
lieu of a higher officer. When somebody does this you say "in loo of"
not "in left of".
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 08, 2020 09:09 PM (xPl2J)
---
Now try "schedule."
And the extra "u" they put in everything from honour to colour.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2020 09:13 PM (cfSRQ)
In 2016 the Dems decided they didn't need white working class, kicked them to the curb and went all in on hispanics.
White working class voted for Trump.
In 2020 the Dems have decided they don't need hispanics, kicked them to curb and went all in on BLM.
I wonder how that is going to work out for them?
Live by intersectionality, die by it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 08, 2020 09:09 PM (5p7BC)
That's a good analysis, but suppose that the Dems are dumber than you imagine?
Suppose they thought they had the white working class, because all their union buddies told them they did.
Suppose they thought they had the Hispanics, because they always had.
And then suppose that all of this BLM/riot support was entirely driven by fear. Driven by a realization that Trump was making a very effective play for the black vote, and that all he needed to succeed was 20% of it.
In this framing, there are few decisions, just arrogance followed by panic.
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)
Maybe it's just me, but I think the cop should reevaluate his career choice. Looks like it goes way beyond just being hesitant to take down a perp. But the way things are going right now, I think he's lucky AF.
-
They're no longer allowed to not let black men resist arrest with abandon.
What black men don't seem to understand is that all options are being taken away except the firearm one.
That dumbass is lucky the other people were there, because that was going to be the next stage of his encounter with the cop.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - So my white special needs child is more privileged than black men? at September 08, 2020 09:13 PM (x46Og)
love it. I love like all of it. It is quickly depleting all the popcorn
futures I saved for the Trump/Biden debates, but it's worth it.
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 09:07 PM (Rbfr/)
Candace Owens representing the conservative side and Cardi B representing the left. It's perfect.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 09:13 PM (9V38u)
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 08:56 PM (Rbfr/)
They'd shoot themselves in the dick doing that. If california split, you'd likely end up with two blue states, two red states, and a purple state. And if you break up California, the GOP should push to do the same to NY and IL. Probably Eastern Oregon and Washington would want their own states as well.
The more likely result would be a rightward shift in the senate.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 08, 2020 09:13 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Miklos, what ho at September 08, 2020 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Stanford offers sessions on 'racial terror,' claiming it's 'nearly impossible' to think outside of White supremacy-
https://tinyurl.com/y4pffqj8
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2020 09:14 PM (wiXsO)
It is and it ain't. November is the opening bid. We are not voting our way out of this. But I find it extremely helpful when folks put all their faith in the vote tallies.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 08, 2020 09:14 PM (A9I+K)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 09:09 PM (R4aZ2)
Cardi B say "But I don' feel sick!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 08, 2020 09:11 PM (2C38g)
Or, to steal a joke from the second, and best, Thin Man movie: "Hey! What do you mean, illiterate? My parents were married right down at the county courthouse?"
Come to think of it, that was a singer too.
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 09:14 PM (dOV9E)
Cop needs more training, but that was a thing of beauty.
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 09:14 PM (R4aZ2)
And she wants to be Queen of the World.
Posted by: davidt at September 08, 2020 09:14 PM (l3+k2)
The more likely result would be a rightward shift in the senate.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 08, 2020 09:13 PM (SgjGX)
Yes, but-- The GOP.
Posted by: Vanya at September 08, 2020 09:14 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Miklos, in the loo (AKA "bog") at September 08, 2020 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)
They'd be having planning meetings with US Navy and someone would propose tabling the matter. The Americans thought that meant take it off the table and maybe revisit it later. The Brits thought is meant put it on the table and talk about it now.
It's a miracle we won anyway.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2020 09:15 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 09:02 PM (Rbfr/)
Maybe she is paying him back for all the years he was double dealing, four flushing and corn holing.
Payback is a mutha.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 08, 2020 09:16 PM (Z+IKu)
particularly California but also Oregon and Washington, and collectively
known as 'Cascadia,' to secede from the Union" unless structural
reforms were made. In exchange for Trump getting the presidency, for
instance, Republicans would need to agree to abolish the Electoral
College, give Puerto Rico and D.C. statehood, and divide California into
five states for better Senate representation."
Errrr, fellas?
Howzabout we just follow the US Constitution's rules about how we pick a president? Those are written down!
I know. Call me crazy!!!
When I read that I knew they'd gone over the edge. First off, there was no scenario where PDT won in a fraud-proof landslide. Second, do they really think they'd just be allowed to secede and that'd all be hunky-dory and nobody in DC would try to stop them?
Really? How did that turn out the last time some group of somebodys tried it?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 09:16 PM (HaL55)
And she wants to be Queen of the World.
Posted by: davidt at September 08, 2020 09:14 PM (l3+k2)
If Biden manages to mumble his way into the Presidency, she will be pushed aside faster than a leftist in a Communist takeover.
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 09:16 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2020 09:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Miklos, what ho at September 08, 2020 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)
---
Tish! You spoke French! You know what that does to me!
Posted by: Gomez Addams at September 08, 2020 09:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Don Jr. nails it. The Dems aren't trying to win it on election day. They are trying to win it after it.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 09:16 PM (9V38u)
Purple was the Imperial Color, and she was telling them that I'm not leaving my Palace, and I'm not giving up my Throne, and if you lot want to run away and leave me to die, well that's just fine. Do it. Her nerve shamed Justinian and all of his generals so that they gave up any plans of fleeing and instead launched a counterattack with everything they had, winning the day and completely destroying their enemies.
Out of all those Fighting Men, she was the only one with the nerve to stand up when everything looked lost and say to all of them, "It is a Good Day to Die." That's a hell of a moment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2020 09:17 PM (V2Yro)
These are the same fools that claim being racist is part of white people's DNA. They better rethink that, because then that means it's a disability and racists would become a protected class.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 08, 2020 09:17 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Oddly enough, in British English "o" is nevertheless spelled without a "u".
Posted by: Miklos, pleasing for learning Queen's Engrish at September 08, 2020 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)
And she wants to be Queen of the World.
Posted by: davidt at September 08, 2020 09:14 PM (l3+k2)
Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!
Posted by: Jill Biden at September 08, 2020 09:17 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 09:09 PM (R4aZ2)
Even after looking it up she probably still doesn't know what it means.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 09:17 PM (9V38u)
Instead Cardi doubles down on teh stupid, supporting Biden, and Candace easily reveals her to be a political fool. It's so predictable it's kind of sad.
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 09:18 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 08, 2020 09:09 PM (5p7BC)
And then suppose that all of this BLM/riot support was entirely driven by fear. Driven by a realization that Trump was making a very effective play for the black vote, and that all he needed to succeed was 20% of it.
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)
Or, another possibility, that winning or losing an election doesn't really matter to them. Nice to have, but not really necessary for their plans.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 09:18 PM (t+qrx)
And the extra "u" they put in everything from honour to colour.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2020 09:13 PM (cfSRQ)
----------
Fuuck youu
Posted by: Prince Charles at September 08, 2020 09:18 PM (kTF2Z)
First off, there was no scenario where PDT won in a fraud-proof
landslide. Second, do they really think they'd just be allowed to secede
and that'd all be hunky-dory and nobody in DC would try to stop them?
Really? How did that turn out the last time some group of somebodys tried it?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 09:16 PM (HaL55)
---
Note also that the hinterland was apparently fine with this. If any of those states made a bid to secede, they'd immediately see all their rural regions in open rebellion.
Sauce for the goose.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2020 09:18 PM (cfSRQ)
understanding is that a lieutenant is called that because they act in
lieu of a higher officer. When somebody does this you say "in loo of"
not "in left of".
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 08, 2020 09:09 PM (xPl2J)
In the loo means something a bit different in Limey land.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 09:18 PM (9V38u)
-
ONLY WHITE PEOPLE CAN THINK AT THE LEVEL NECESSARY TO ESTABLISH CIVILIZA-
Wait, what?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - So my white special needs child is more privileged than black men? at September 08, 2020 09:20 PM (x46Og)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 08, 2020 09:20 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 09:18 PM (t+qrx)
They may think that, I don't know. But if they do, they're wrong. Because we have the right General now.
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 09:20 PM (dOV9E)
Sauce for the goose.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2020 09:18 PM (cfSRQ)
There is no water in LA county. You cut the aqueducts and block the roads and in five days it's a charnel pit.
Posted by: Vanya at September 08, 2020 09:20 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 08, 2020 09:20 PM (YynYJ)
Is Thalidomide a thing again?
There are some seriously messed up looking people, that can't be explained just by meth. Or terrible car accidents.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ PortlandMugshots?src=hashtag_click
(remove the space before "PortlandMugshots?"
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 08, 2020 09:21 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Miklos, although "legless" may be more Aussie at September 08, 2020 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
We had that the entire month of August. It finally cleared and we saw blue sky. Then this am it's winter weather. Next weekend, back to summer weather.
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 09:21 PM (R4aZ2)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 08, 2020 09:20 PM (YynYJ)
True, but at least it wasn't for failing to wear his mandatory mask. Also, need details about the sex offender thing to really decide.
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 09:22 PM (dOV9E)
And the extra "u" they put in everything from honour to colour.
And my personal favorite because I worked with so much of it: Aluminum that's pronounced "al-yoo-min-ee-um." How they did that is beyond me. There's only one letter "i" in it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 09:22 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2020 09:23 PM (D2I2k)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 08, 2020
Romeo-Juliet romance, according to the article. And not 20 years ago. The guy was 20 years old. Probably had a 16 y.o. girlfriend at 19.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 08, 2020 09:23 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2020 09:13 PM
Nid oes angen u ar bawb.
Posted by: Cymru Moronau at September 08, 2020 09:24 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Ensign Parker, PT73 at September 08, 2020 09:24 PM (DLzZd)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2020 09:23 PM (D2I2k)
why were the avocados in jail?
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 08, 2020 09:24 PM (nUhF0)
Remember that early 1980s BBC documentary miniseries, called Civilisation?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)
And the extra "u" they put in everything from honour to colour.
And my personal favorite because I worked with so much of it: Aluminum that's pronounced "al-yoo-min-ee-um." How they did that is beyond me. There's only one letter "i" in it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 09:22 PM (HaL55)
Go outside of London or major city, a translator is needed.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 09:18 PM (9V38u)
Don't get me started on pudding.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2020 09:09 PM (R4aZ2)
Even after looking it up she probably still doesn't know what it means.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 09:17 PM (9V38u)
Wait! She called her part of that ancient Evil Organization bent on taking over the World????
The Illiterati?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM (99Nt9)
(remove the space before "PortlandMugshots?"
===
Geez! What a collection of misfits!
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM (O+I8R)
-
Without drugs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Is Thalidomide a thing again?
There are some seriously messed up looking people, that can't be explained just by meth. Or terrible car accidents.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ PortlandMugshots?src=hashtag_click
(remove the space before "PortlandMugshots?"
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 08, 2020 09:21 PM (8B6Ng)
Mutants
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2020 09:26 PM (DLzZd)
Is Thalidomide a thing again?
There are some seriously messed up looking people, that can't be explained just by meth. Or terrible car accidents.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ PortlandMugshots?src=hashtag_click
(remove the space before "PortlandMugshots?"
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 08, 2020 09:21 PM (8B6Ng)
Holy shit. The one on the left looks like what happens when you max out all the sliders on the character creation screen.
https://tinyurl.com/y5w83d5e
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 09:26 PM (t+qrx)
(remove the space before "PortlandMugshots?"
===
Geez! What a collection of misfits!
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM (O+I8R)
Insanity rarely makes one prettier.
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 09:26 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 09:16 PM (dOV9E)
And how would you prefer your lead, Madame Ceausescu?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2020 09:26 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2020 09:26 PM (b57kA)
--
Look it up? I doubt that girl could even spell it, let alone find it in a dictionary.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2020 09:27 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Jill Biden at September 08, 2020 09:17 PM
Um...Jill? The Empress might want to have a few words with you about that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2020 09:27 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 09:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Hold on, someones at the do
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2020 09:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2020 09:13 PM
centre: Those are weird spellings.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 09:27 PM (9V38u)
Black bear or Brown bear?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2020 09:27 PM (wPVhA)
https://tinyurl.com/y5w83d5e
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 09:26 PM (t+qrx)
His head is shaped just like a piece of candy corn.
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 09:28 PM (dOV9E)
(remove the space before "PortlandMugshots?"
===
Geez! What a collection of misfits!
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM (O+I8R)
Table 9 is missing some mutants!
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2020 09:28 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)
"Daddy!!!"
--David Hogg
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2020 09:28 PM (KZzsI)
A new Odd Fellows Club charter group.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2020 09:29 PM (DLzZd)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM (99Nt9)
Go dig up Steve Jobs bones and kick them around a bit more.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2020 09:29 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM
Didn't eat your meat, did you?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2020 09:29 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - So my white special needs child is more privileged than black men? at September 08, 2020 09:29 PM (x46Og)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM
Tribute. Continuous small shipments, as we have no shelving to store reserve stock on.
Posted by: The Hamsters of Pixy at September 08, 2020 09:29 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Nino Greasemanelli, Captain, USMC at September 08, 2020 09:30 PM (r+ov6)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 08, 2020 09:30 PM (j3jZX)
They actually spell it differently so that it HAS the extra I in it: Aluminium. Its... interesting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2020 09:30 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM (99Nt9
same
a little better using the duckduckgo browser on the iphone but still sometimes crashes
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 08, 2020 09:30 PM (nUhF0)
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ PortlandMugshots?src=hashtag_click
(remove the space before "PortlandMugshots?"
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 08, 2020 09:21 PM (8B6Ng)
A lot of them look like meth heads. Also if they didn't get hit with Federal charges they all got let go without having to even post bail.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 09:30 PM (9V38u)
It was a series of questions about in person versus mail in voting.
Among the series of questions, after I selected in person voting were scenarios in which I was to select one of three choices:
More likely to mail-in vote
Less likely to mail-in vote
No difference
I was asked what a sudden outbreak in the virus in my area would do to mail-in vote preferences.
I was asked what violent civil unrest would do to my mail-in vote preferences.
I was asked what hour long waits at the polls would do to my mail-in vote preferences.
I'm assuming they are gathering info on which scam to pull.
If Trump loses, I'm done with this society and those in charge. Fuck you. War.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2020 09:30 PM (GKZWV)
Posted by: Cicero
A big black bug bit a big black bear and the big black bear bled blood.
Reciting that should be part of the US Citizenship Exam.
Maybe before voting, too.
Posted by: Miklos, twisted at September 08, 2020 09:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 09:31 PM (dOV9E)
They actually spell it differently so that it HAS the extra I in it: Aluminium. Its... interesting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2020 09:30 PM (KZzsI)
From what I've heard they did that so aluminum would be consistent with other metals like titanium, uranium, etc.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2020 09:32 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 08, 2020 09:30 PM (j3jZX)
You don' be makin' fun of my heritage, no-no!
Posted by: Old School Cajun at September 08, 2020 09:32 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: josephistan
unobtainium
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2020 09:32 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Russkilitlover
---
Turn off java script in settings> safari> advanced
Or something like that path
Posted by: lin-duh en nui at September 08, 2020 09:32 PM (UUBmN)
Example: Glamour.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Miklous
Nope. Looks Greek.
Posted by: Miklos, nou houmou at September 08, 2020 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Seriously, I want that woman and everyone giving her money thrown into jailed and fined into generational poverty. This leftist process is the punishment HAS GOT TO STOP.
Posted by: Iris at September 08, 2020 09:32 PM (6lKe4)
That's what the ADL thinks, apparently
https://youtu.be/bJiuGax6s_c
(Tim Pool so he takes like five minutes to get to the point)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2020 09:32 PM (KZzsI)
from my iPhone. It starts and then says, retrying, and then website
crashed. Any ideas?
Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM
Tribute. Continuous small shipments, as we have no shelving to store reserve stock on.
Posted by: The Hamsters of Pixy at September 08, 2020 09:29 PM (DMUuz)
Try burning tofu or arugula over sustainably harvested wood.
Posted by: Tim Cook at September 08, 2020 09:33 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM (99Nt9
same
a little better using the duckduckgo browser on the iphone but still sometimes crashes
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 08, 2020 09:30 PM (nUhF0)
Brave on iOS has worked really well for me, especially on sites that occasionally choke Safari.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 09:33 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2020 09:33 PM (wiXsO)
A few years ago, some British helicopters/crews were at the El Centro air show (first Blue Angels show every year). They train at ranges in AZ and NM. Apaches.
First, talked with the pilot. Oxbridge accent (Bond, James Bond).
Then, one of the ground crew (unknown - to me - regional accent) - I got about 40% of what he was saying, the wife got about 10%.
Pretty funny.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 08, 2020 09:34 PM (OTzUX)
Yeah I read the same thing. Makes sense and I mean, they invented the English language.... but nobody else in the world spells or pronounces it that way and its a scientific term, not English.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2020 09:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 09:30 PM (9V38u)
I've read they're supplied with meth pre riot for the sake of mindless aggression
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 09:34 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: irright at September 08, 2020 09:34 PM (RVcmP)
https://tinyurl.com/y5w83d5e
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 09:26 PM (t+qrx)
I KNEW I had seen that face somewhere before! Compare!
https://www.thinglink.com/scene/515204080147103745
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2020 09:34 PM (V2Yro)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1289374104617795584
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 09:34 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 09:34 PM (lgiXo)
Marching Powder?
Posted by: Vanya at September 08, 2020 09:35 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Old School Cajun at September 08, 2020
Neaux, neaux. I wouldn't think of it!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 08, 2020 09:35 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 08, 2020 09:35 PM (xPl2J)
It's the ads. When the front page loads, click onto comments on a post as fast as you physically can. Comments pages don't have ads because Ace couldn't find anyone that wanted their stuff on the same page as the Horde.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2020 09:35 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 09:36 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Moose and Squirrel and Miklos (nogoodnik) at September 08, 2020 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)
it was a dark and smokey night...
Posted by: Anachronda at September 08, 2020 09:36 PM (kf5Ci)
Was installed into Joe Biden's cranium
He groped for a word
But no sound was heard
There was nothing in there but insanium
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2020 09:36 PM (dOV9E)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2ewglp2
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 08, 2020 09:37 PM (SchxB)
Joe Biden is such a deplorable asshat. He's spent almost 50 years using people and being a parasite, only to be on the verge the of political sucess and he has to rely on CardiB and Heels Up Harris to help him. He and those two useless cum dumpsters deserve the mockery of decent people everywhere. I have no pity for him.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 08, 2020 09:37 PM (AfvVR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2020 09:37 PM (DLzZd)
it was a dark and smokey night...
Posted by: Anachronda at September 08, 2020 09:36 PM (kf5Ci)
the night was sultry...
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2020 09:37 PM (V2Yro)
And the mental illness that is, literally, screaming out at us at so many "protests". Disturbing.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 08, 2020 09:37 PM (OTzUX)
Or something like that path
Posted by: lin-duh en nui at September 08, 2020 09:32 PM (UUBmN)
Brave on iOS has worked really well for me, especially on sites that occasionally choke Safari.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 09:33 PM (t+qrx)
Thanks, I'll give it a try.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 08, 2020 09:37 PM (99Nt9)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2020 09:33 PM (wiXsO)
There is a guy named cohen that might have some free time?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2020 09:37 PM (OVEfo)
-------
That's already been adjudicated! There's no point in any discussion.
Posted by: Hillary at September 08, 2020 09:37 PM (WAylS)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2020 09:38 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2020 09:38 PM (hyuyC)
Here's how you know Trump is nothing like Mussolini, Putin, or Hitler, you keep saying this and he doesn't stop you. He doesn't disappear you in the middle of the night, jail you, silence you.
Day after day, you get to scream this nonsense with zero repercussions.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 09:38 PM (CLkaN)
The British pluralize math to "maths" but make sports singular, "sport"
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 08, 2020 09:35 PM (xPl2J)
You limeys can shove off!
Posted by: Boats' Gilhooley at September 08, 2020 09:39 PM (2N7oZ)
it was a dark and smokey night...
Posted by: Anachronda at September 08, 2020 09:36 PM
Go stand on a bridge, press your hands to your head and scream. See if anyone gets it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2020 09:39 PM (rBtIz)
And the mental illness that is, literally, screaming out at us at so many "protests". Disturbing.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 08, 2020 09:37 PM (OTzUX)
-
There's a bunch of crossdressers in the mugshots, too. Extra crazy with crazy outside and a crazy filling.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - So my white special needs child is more privileged than black men? at September 08, 2020 09:39 PM (x46Og)
Posted by: Anachronda
A shot rang out.
A woman screamed.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2020 09:38 PM (Rvt8
Call me Ishmael.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2020 09:39 PM (DLzZd)
In a far off country, a baby was born to the King and Queen.
Meanwhile, in NYC, a garbage collector makes an amazing discovery.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2020 09:40 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2020 09:40 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 08, 2020 07:52
For all those caterwauling about Trump not agreeing w/ his generals...some smart Moron last night just said
"Now do Lincoln"
Who was that?
Posted by: Farmer at September 08, 2020 09:40 PM (Iw9bs)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2020 09:40 PM (O+AcM)
There's a bunch of crossdressers in the mugshots, too. Extra crazy with crazy outside and a crazy filling.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - So my white special needs child is more privileged than black men? at September 08, 2020 09:39 PM (x46Og)
------------
With crazy sprinkles on top.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 09:41 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 08, 2020 09:37 PM (OTzUX)
Absolutely
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 09:41 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 09:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2020 09:41 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Anachronda
A shot rang out.
A woman screamed.
Posted by: Tonypete
-----
A dog didn't bark.
Posted by: Hillary at September 08, 2020 09:41 PM (Ve6n5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2020 09:41 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Anachronda
A shot rang out.
A woman screamed.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2020 09:38 PM (Rvt8
Call me Ishmael.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2020 09:39 PM (DLzZd)
Slowly, I turned, step by step...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2020 09:41 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Farmer at September 08, 2020 09:40 PM (Iw9bs)
oh no, this is where we started.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2020 09:41 PM (V2Yro)
If he were still around he would have turned 98 this year, and would probably still be drawing the strip every day.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 09:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 08, 2020 09:25 PM (99Nt9
same
a little better using the duckduckgo browser on the iphone but still sometimes crashes
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 08, 2020 09:30 PM (nUhF0)
I use safari on my iphone and it usually works just fine. Every once in a while I get the website crashed and had to restart notice but its not that common that it is a hinderance.
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2020 09:42 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Kirk Herbstreit at September 08, 2020 09:42 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2020 09:41 PM (hyuyC)
Well, someone needs to be in charge of flags.
You know, like Voting Officers help with votes?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2020 09:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 09:42 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Anachronda
A shot rang out.
A woman screamed.
Posted by: Tonypete
-----
A dog didn't bark.
Posted by: Hillary at September 08, 2020 09:41 PM
Hmmm....
Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at September 08, 2020 09:42 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: JT at September 08, 2020 09:42 PM (arJlL)
it was a dark and smokey night...
Posted by: Anachronda
A shot rang out.
A woman screamed.
Posted by: Tonypete
------------
The clocks struck thirteen.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 09:43 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2020 09:41 PM (hyuyC)
We'd have to ask chique, but there's probably room somewhere.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 09:43 PM (t+qrx)
Both parties deinstitutionalized the mentally ill in the '60 & 70's.
This decision alone has been a disaster for our country and the high-trust society we used to have.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2020 09:44 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Anachronda
A shot rang out.
A woman screamed.
Posted by: Tonypete
-----
A dog didn't bark.
Posted by: Hillary at September 08, 2020 09:41 PM
Hmmm....
Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at September 08, 2020 09:42 PM (rBtIz)
Aye Mate, how much coke did ya want?
Posted by: Sherlock Holmes Pusher at September 08, 2020 09:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2020 09:41 PM (hyuyC)
We'd have to ask chique, but there's probably room somewhere.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 09:43 PM
Piss Boy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2020 09:44 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 09:42 PM (t+qrx)
And Trepannists. They could co-locate offices.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2020 09:45 PM (DLzZd)
Do we need a Flag Officer in Greenland?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2020 09:41 PM (hyuyC)
-----------
A territorial governor needs to be of proper stature.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 09:45 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 08, 2020 09:45 PM (51jME)
"Send a message to Xin."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2020 09:46 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2020 09:47 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2020 09:47 PM (wiXsO)
Joe can still read?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2020 09:48 PM (/kh7m)
Excellent. Now let's give him the staff from Hell. All the fuckups you care to send to Greenland. And demand high standards, or else.
This is the Leper Colony approach from 12 O'Clock High.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2020 09:48 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2020 09:47 PM (wiXsO)
Joe can still read?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2020 09:48 PM (/kh7m)
Not well.
Posted by: Obama's Teleprompter at September 08, 2020 09:48 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 08, 2020 07:52
Reassign him to Space Force. Put him on the first ship and set the controls for the heart of the sun.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 09:50 PM (9V38u)
Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2020 09:50 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 08, 2020 09:50 PM (GF+kY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2020 09:52 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2020 09:48 PM (hyuyC)
For those who've never seen it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8MGKGf4etU
Posted by: Vanya at September 08, 2020 09:52 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2020 09:53 PM (hyuyC)
Secret CIA Report, Mena Airfield in Arkansas:
Judicial Watch obtained FOI documents (redacted) on Clinton, Barry Seal, the CIA, and the DOD.
"In 1986, Colombian hitmen killed him [Seal] in Baton Rouge. Months later, a C-123 aircraft he had owned was shot down over Nicaragua with a load of arms destined for the Contras."
There was a story about Governor Clinton wheeling into a meeting at Mena telling the assembled either he got a cut or they were out of Arkansas.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybytr93g
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 09:53 PM (CLkaN)
DuckDuckGo has an iOs compatible browser that seems to work here
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 08, 2020 09:54 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 08, 2020 09:54 PM (GF+kY)
All the fuckups you care to send to Greenland. And demand high standards, or else.
-------------
Tom Clancy's biggest drawback is his quaint belief in the omnicompetence of the military. Everyone is Outstanding.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 09:54 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 08, 2020 09:50 PM (GF+kY)
Has the date not ended yet? ...or, is he missing a kidney??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2020 09:54 PM (/kh7m)
$15 bluetooth earbuds deal from slickdeals
amazon.com/dp/B088NX4HP8
clip the "coupon" on the Amazon page and apply coupon code 4XFN7Z88 at checkout.
"AUKEY True Wireless Earbuds, Bluetooth 5 Headphones in Ear with Charging Case, Hands-Free Headset with Noise Cancellation Mic, Touch Control, 35 Hours Playback for iPhone and Android"
I don't know anything about them but they apparently have very good reviews. Figure they'll be good for the kids if nothing else.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - So my white special needs child is more privileged than black men? at September 08, 2020 09:55 PM (x46Og)
got bait?
messy
Posted by: messyjesse at September 08, 2020 09:55 PM (x4eOM)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 08, 2020 09:56 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2020 09:56 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 09:54 PM (mht8P)
Imma thinking he did NOT serve?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 08, 2020 09:56 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Kirk Herbstreit at September 08, 2020 09:57 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Kirk Herbstriet at September 08, 2020 09:58 PM (s8GZP)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
He was a fat insurance agent with coke bottle bottom glasses.
Who could write the fuck out of it.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 09:58 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 08, 2020 09:56 PM (2C38g)
---
ROTC.
He was not able to serve due to his eyesight.
Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2020 09:58 PM (RU4sa)
Evening, all. I guess I'll have to catch TuCa on the replay. Should I? Is it worth it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 08, 2020 09:58 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Kirk Herbstriet at September 08, 2020 09:58 PM (s8GZP)
Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!
Posted by: Jill Biden at September 08, 2020 09:17 PM
Um...Jill? The Empress might want to have a few words with you about that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2020 09:27 PM (rBtIz)
Yeah, yeah. Been there, done that, got the muumuu.
Posted by: Frau Gruppencankles at September 08, 2020 09:58 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: jsg at September 08, 2020 09:59 PM (s8GZP)
Both parties deinstitutionalized the mentally ill in the '60 & 70's.
Used to have a newspaper clipping from early 70s calling San Jose a "ghetto of the mentally ill" after napa and camarillo and other state looney bins were shuttered they flocked there for some reason.
Posted by: getting the banned willowed at September 08, 2020 10:00 PM (snGYh)
ONT
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 10:02 PM (mht8P)
-
Mostly just the (D)s.
Kennedy started it (democrat majority congress IIRC) with his "Community Care Act" or something similar, and Johnson continued it (democrat majority congress IIRC) by prohibiting medicare/medicaid money from being able to be used at any insane asylum housing more than X number of patients.
So it's back to local communities they went.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - So my white special needs child is more privileged than black men? at September 08, 2020 10:04 PM (x46Og)
Do we need a Flag Officer in Greenland?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2020 09:41 PM (hyuyC)
-----------
A territorial governor needs to be of proper stature.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 09:45 PM (mht8P)
About 90 miles into the White Sands missile range, and roughly 45 miles west of the eastern border or the range, there is a itty bitty one person guard shack. No door, no glass in the window. Roughly 9 square feet of floor space. No electricity. A single small shelf for a field radio. We used it to shut down the range for long range Nike Hercules surface-to-surface shots.
This is the location that pos GO needs to be assigned to.
Posted by: BifBewalski 🂡 Moron at September 08, 2020 10:07 PM (VcFUs)
$15 bluetooth earbuds deal from slickdeals
amazon.com/dp/B088NX4HP8
clip the "coupon" on the Amazon page and apply coupon code 4XFN7Z88 at checkout.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - So my white special needs child is more privileged than black men? at September 08, 2020 09:55 PM (x46Og)
~~~~~
Thanks, M R! That's a great price. Just ordered three pair for Christmas gifts and one for me.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2020 10:23 PM (sGotD)
Steve Inman is hilarious. And so is Andy tifa.
Posted by: Pj at September 08, 2020 10:29 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 08:13 PM (ctGui)
About 65 here right now, but it would not surprise me to see it drop into the 40's overnight. The guy who farms the quarter I am on is swathing canola right now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2020 10:30 PM (qVPkA)
it will be sore for a few days but not bad
Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2020 08:37 PM (O+AcM)
It's the front molars that are the buggers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2020 10:39 PM (qVPkA)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 08, 2020 07:52
Reassign him to Space Force. Put him on the first ship and set the controls for the heart of the sun.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 09:50 PM (9V38u)
If war is a LAST result, we seem to have had a LOT of long lasting LAST Results for the last couple of decades.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2020 10:45 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: torabora at September 08, 2020 10:49 PM (hOP07)
So in exchange for Trump winning without a civil war, they will potentially demand SIX new blue states and 12 new blue senators?
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2020 08:56 PM (Rbfr/)
What makes them think they will be in a position to demand anything, other, perhaps, than to be hanged with a new rope?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2020 10:50 PM (pTeUr)
the bar that was portrayed in Three's Company.
Supposedly located in Santa Monica.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)
There is a Regal Beagle on 14th Street NW in Calgary. Used to be on Center Street North, and I drank there when I lived nearby, lo, these many years ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2020 10:54 PM (pTeUr)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2020 09:03 PM (cfSRQ)
Curiously enough, the American usage is much closer to the original French than is the Brit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2020 10:58 PM (pTeUr)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2020 09:42 PM (t+qrx)
AOP's House of Corrective Phrenology. Me and my 12-ton hydraulic press.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2020 11:16 PM (pTeUr)
Posted by Alberta Oil Peon
Really. And perhaps a good kick in the groin before the hanging. F*ck these people.
Posted by: Case at September 09, 2020 01:15 AM (tWAkG)
Processing 0.09, elapsed 0.1049 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0297 seconds, 596 records returned.
Page size 287 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)