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Washington Post Interviews Clay Travis With An Incoherent Series Of Tween-Speak Questions [Buck Throckmorton]

Clay Travis of “Outkick The Coverage” was approached by the Washington Post to do an interview. The WaPo wanted to do a hit job on him because Clay is a rogue sports journalist who has angered the mainstream media for being anti-PC, and for mocking the left-wing herd mentality of sports journalists. In so doing he has built a huge following and a nice little sports empire.

Clay acknowledged to his readers that it was going to be a hit job, so in expectation of the upcoming slander, he recorded the whole interview. At his own web site, Clay points out that of the 2300 words in the story, exactly 94 were words alleged to have been spoken by him, but even those included one “quote” that he never said. The WaPo quoted Clay as saying “I have a lot of fans in the White House” but that quote is no where in the transcript of the actual interview. The WaPo made it up, but of course we expect them to engage in fraud. That is who they are and that is what journalism is nowadays.

The false pretense of the hit piece and the journalistic fraud are not the worst part of the interview however. What is truly awful is that the journalist conducting the interview speaks a form of English that might best be described as “California Tween.”

There’s really no reason to mock this journalist working for one of the nation’s most elite newspapers – his questions are self-mocking. These are real questions asked in a high profile interview by a journalist at the Washington Post:

So I guess before sort of like as we start, so you, I don’t like it’s totally your prerogative to record it. I’m just like, are you planning to then release it or what?

Are you like in regular contact with the White House Press Office at this point?

Jason Whitlock, speaking to Front Office Sports, described it as like, we’re gonna treat sports as like, you know, this masculine endeavor, that other places don’t. Is that right? And what is the sort of ethos of the site or sort of what is the audience for? Well, so bring in other sports sites, is it you know, going for, you know, the same audience what is, you know, sort of?

Yeah. Pretty, you know, out front on the NBA in China, I guess they think that there are people who wonder both about, I guess I’d put you in the category. But also, you know, some Republicans have been very critical of the NBA but perhaps not of President Trump for you know, his friendship with China. You know that he wasn’t going to press them on, you know, concentration camps because, you know, he’s working on a trade deal.

I guess I would say sort of right. Like when you think of sort of Republicans, I, you know, I have asked some people about the site and I think that there are, you know, are people who view it, you know, you’ve said, anybody on it, you know, there’s people who view it, you know, can this be the Fox News of sports? And I think somebody, you know, mentioned to me that it’s, you know, become Trump propaganda, essentially. And I guess that’s sort of what I’m asking about.

I feel like you’re more like, at least lately, like since the relaunch it’s been more politics that the site has been known for.

A common joke among conservatives is that despite the “layers and layer of editors” at newspapers, they still allow so much journalistic malpractice to get published. Reading these incoherent interview questions, it’s evident that newspaper editors are overwhelmed just trying to get the childish scribblings of their journalists to resemble some form of adult English. Asking them to also edit for accuracy would be too much.

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1 First

Posted by: BifBewalski Moron at September 08, 2020 04:53 PM (VcFUs)

2 I'll fetch 'em

Posted by: BifBewalski Moron at September 08, 2020 04:53 PM (VcFUs)

3 I'm N

Posted by: DanMan at September 08, 2020 04:54 PM (RusNE)

4 They're in the way

Posted by: BifBewalski Moron at September 08, 2020 04:54 PM (VcFUs)

5 Totes cool.

Posted by: Gen Why Even Try at September 08, 2020 04:54 PM (w7U/e)

6 I like my AoS card in my nic, but it's a pita when going for a first.

Posted by: BifBewalski 🂡 Moron at September 08, 2020 04:55 PM (VcFUs)

7 Like Oh My God! That is gnarly.

So like awesome.

I am totally so cool and stuff.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 08, 2020 04:56 PM (haWye)

8 He speaks Soi.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2020 04:56 PM (jbF6h)

9
The transcript doesn't show the uptalk at the end of each sentence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 04:56 PM (mht8P)

10
Kowabunga!!!!!

Posted by: Valley Girl at September 08, 2020 04:57 PM (LilNs)

11 Like, this article, uh, speaks, like to uh....my inner truth, like you know?

Anyway, like, I'm just really trying to say, uh, that I enjoyed reading this article n'stuff. Its like wicked smart.

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at September 08, 2020 04:57 PM (qlFIA)

12 I used to like Herbstreet too..that clip is pathetic.

Posted by: lorien1973 at September 08, 2020 04:57 PM (SpKeo)

13 If you check, nearly all of the editors, as in the people who simply do line by line editing, were fired about a decade ago. That's why nearly every single story published online has at least a few egregious grammatical errors.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 08, 2020 04:57 PM (GbPPJ)

14 9
The transcript doesn't show the uptalk at the end of each sentence.

I was reading it that way though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2020 04:57 PM (jbF6h)

15 Trust...

but verify!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 08, 2020 04:58 PM (2C38g)

16 Yo!



Fresh

Posted by: Yo! at September 08, 2020 04:58 PM (GIeIM)

17 Sports is dead. There is no escape from leftist politics.

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 04:58 PM (HwiWi)

18 But also, you know, some Republicans have been very critical of the NBA but perhaps not of President Trump for you know, his friendship with China.

====

His what the what?

This guy has read his own paper and their screams of how Trump is single handedly starting a cold war with China, yes? Or lacking the ability to, like totally read, at least has talked with other members of OrangeManBad.

This isn't even gas lighting anymore, this is pure opposite thinking gone manic.

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2020 04:58 PM (Ojki1)

19 At his own web site, Clay points out
that of the 2300 words in the story, exactly 94 were words alleged to
have been spoken by him, but even those included one "quote" that he
never said.




Is he saying that the Bezo's Post just made things up? Geez, the next thing you know we'll find out the Atlantic made up the whole Trump in France story.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 04:58 PM (cgoHi)

20 That interviewer must have Downs Syndrome.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 04:58 PM (uw+3k)

21 Clay Travis is UT (real UT as in Tennessee) trash but damn he could get me wearing that puke orange. Dude is a warrior.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 08, 2020 04:58 PM (nFRLh)

22 "I feel like you're more like, at least lately, like since the relaunch it's been more politics that the site has been known for."

"Fer sure. Gnarly, bro!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 04:58 PM (+PVrT)

23 Madden put Kaepernick back in the game. Wow, there is literally no way to get away from this garbage.

Posted by: Blacksheep at September 08, 2020 04:58 PM (u1m27)

24 I'd heard this story but not read the questions. It's name calling - you are obviously not one of the herd so we want to cancel you as a "Trump supporter".

It's an interesting defense of the NBA to say we won't criticize China's human rights abused for profit for a few millionaires but if Trump strategically negotiates a trade deal before pointing it out that's just no way to properly prioritize anything.

Posted by: Iris at September 08, 2020 04:59 PM (lSFe/)

25 English...

Do you speak it?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 08, 2020 04:59 PM (2C38g)

26 Good grief, the interviewer has fewer communications skills than a 3 year old.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 08, 2020 04:59 PM (WEBkv)

27 Read the content.

Journalist? Try cum dumpster as a career and you may garner more respect from me than what you will very definitely get when you say you are a journallist.


I think nipples on armor breast plates are more useful than 98% of all journalists.

Posted by: BifBewalski 🂡 Moron at September 08, 2020 04:59 PM (VcFUs)

28
That's why nearly every single story published online has at least a few egregious grammatical errors.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

----------

No one left to reign that stuff in and make journalists tow the line.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 04:59 PM (mht8P)

29 Like, totally, dude!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 08, 2020 05:00 PM (ch6++)

30 English...

Do you speak it?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 08, 2020 04:59 PM (2C38g)
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Racist.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 08, 2020 05:00 PM (WEBkv)

31 Idiocracy was prescient.

Posted by: Old Dude at September 08, 2020 05:00 PM (LGXGf)

32 In my defense I have brain injuries that hamper my word finding and spelling. Coupled with fine motor issues my posts here are shit. What is this reporters excuse?

Posted by: USNtakim at September 08, 2020 05:00 PM (0OmEj)

33 Clay Travis did a great job on this. And I've got to admit that even expecting the WaPo to do a bad job, I wasn't prepared for how amateurish and idiotically wrong their reporting is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2020 05:00 PM (Kpl3J)

34 I think this interview was a dress rehearsal for SNL's "The Californians"

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at September 08, 2020 05:01 PM (6MoD2)

35 My 7 year old grandkids speak and asked better questions.

Not that I ever had high regard for newspapers but this clown is beyond parody.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2020 05:01 PM (PJtXD)

36 No boobs though

Posted by: Yo! at September 08, 2020 05:01 PM (GIeIM)

37 Dude.

Posted by: That guy who sez "dude" a lot. at September 08, 2020 05:01 PM (jYQlA)

38 I assume there was much uptalking.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2020 05:01 PM (oVJmc)

39 It sounds as if the journalist could not write more than two sentences without the word "like". I have to say that I have noticed more women using this than men. However, since the journalist was male I guess that young-ish men use it also.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2020 05:01 PM (WkPC9)

40 Orangemanbad is responsible for the decline in like English, you know, speaking standards.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 05:01 PM (uw+3k)

41 Is it "fewer communications skills" or "less communication skills"? In this instance, "skills" seems to be a collective noun -- you either have skills or no skills, but not fewer skills (though your skillin' may be illin').

Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2020 05:01 PM (KAi1n)

42 AOC works for WAPO?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 08, 2020 05:01 PM (+MpRO)

43 I'm beginning to feel more like I do now than I did before.

Posted by: DanMan at September 08, 2020 05:01 PM (RusNE)

44 They did it despite the fact he told them he was recording the interview himself .

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:02 PM (HwiWi)

45 It's an interesting defense of the NBA to say we won't criticize China's human rights abused for profit for a few millionaires but if Trump strategically negotiates a trade deal before pointing it out that's just no way to properly prioritize anything.
Posted by: Iris at September 08, 2020 04:59 PM (lSFe/)

30 years from now Trump will be harangued for not having done more to stop it.

50 years from now the left will be claiming abortion was always a right wing position they were against.

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2020 05:02 PM (Ojki1)

46 Willowed:

Dallas Police Chief Renee Hall tendered her resignation letter, effective Nov. 10th.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 05:02 PM (ctGui)

47 I'm tired just from trying to pick through all the stupid and to figure out what that journo was trying to say.

Posted by: Shoeless Guy at September 08, 2020 05:02 PM (ljahv)

48 No one left to reign that stuff in and make journalists tow the line.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 04:59 PM (mht8P)

I don't want to rein on your parade, but that's been done before!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 08, 2020 05:02 PM (2C38g)

49 If you check, nearly all of the editors, as in the people who simply do line by line editing, were fired about a decade ago. That's why nearly every single story published online has at least a few egregious grammatical errors.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

Grammar is rayciss, misogynist, and homophobic anyway.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at September 08, 2020 05:02 PM (OUMaO)

50 Well, I guess I should give the reporter a break. After all, he's probably not used to writing his own questions. He probably missed out on the latest talking points memo with the approved questions of the day.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 08, 2020 05:02 PM (WEBkv)

51 As a point to consider, the FNM, and especially the sportsball FNM are supportive of literal concentration camps in China.


And then they rant about Trump.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2020 05:02 PM (qlFIA)

52 So now journalism students are the dumbest on campus? They beat out wymins studies?

Posted by: Yo! at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (GIeIM)

53 Graduated from the Cardi B School of Journalism...

Posted by: Diesel Jones - Temperance advocate at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (0CeRG)

54 32 In my defense I have brain injuries that hamper my word finding and spelling. Coupled with fine motor issues my posts here are shit. What is this reporters excuse?
Posted by: USNtakim at September 08, 2020 05:00 PM (0OmEj)

Millennial leftist. And sports reporter.

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (Ojki1)

55 Dementia aside how are Senile Joe's English skills?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (uw+3k)

56 No one left to reign that stuff in and make journalists tow the line.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 04:59 PM (mht8P)

ISWYDT

Posted by: BifBewalski 🂡 Moron at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (VcFUs)

57 Madden put Kaepernick back in the game. Wow, there is literally no way to get away from this garbage.

Posted by: Blacksheep at September 08, 2020 04:58 PM (u1m27)



He isn't on a team and hasn't been for years. I doubt anyone cared except for the SJWs at EA sports.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (cgoHi)

58 However, since the journalist was male I guess that young-ish men use it also.


I've ranted and raved about how young men today talk like girls.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (oVJmc)

59 Like .. gag me with a spoon.The interview style is so .. bitchin

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (3aI0K)

60 They don't allow it, they encourage malpractice and lies.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (ONvIw)

61
punctuation spelling and grammer are just tools of the patriarchy and symbols of white supremacy don't try to grammer shame me you racist lol.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (mht8P)

62 So, the Wash Post has no one over the age of 16 .

Posted by: dantesed at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (193FS)

63 "So I guess before sort of like as we start, so you, I don't like it's
totally your prerogative to record it. I'm just like, are you planning
to then release it or what?"
now imagine this guy interviewing Biden.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (4a9Vv)

64 If you check, nearly all of the editors, as in the people who simply do line by line editing, were fired about a decade ago. That's why nearly every single story published online has at least a few egregious grammatical errors.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 08, 2020 04:57 PM (GbPPJ)

Is it really that hard to run things through Grammarly or something similar? Jeez.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (Ez6QX)

65 Quick reminder that the person the Democrats chose to interview their senile rapist imbecile presidential candidate, Joe "Paste-Eater" Biden, was Cardi B.

The other day Cardi B said: "Donald Trump is EVIL, like Plankton on SpongeBob."

Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (BM2fS)

66 I thought Herbstreit was normal - but I continue to say these people who are having these tearful "confessions/revelations" have something in their past. Surely someone who went to "the" OSU understands gulag conversions have no value.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (nFRLh)

67 Hey but Kamala Harris's shoes "went viral" so they have that going for them...

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (HwiWi)

68 No one left to reign that stuff in and make journalists tow the line.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 04:59 PM (mht8P)

Shouldn't that be "journalist's?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (+PVrT)

69
Grammar is rayciss, misogynist, and homophobic anyway.


Told ya!

Posted by: Jared Loughner at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

70 However, since the journalist was male I guess that young-ish men use it also.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2020 05:01 PM (WkPC9)

Are you gendering Xim? That's sexist these days.

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (Ojki1)

71 Glad the reporter was honest and/or dumb enough to acknowledge Clay was recording.

Now WaPo can't rush out and say "illegal recording!! We're a two-party state!! Throw Clay in jail for illegal wiretapping!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (L2ZTs)

72 32 In my defense I have brain injuries that hamper my word finding and spelling. Coupled with fine motor issues my posts here are shit. What is this reporters excuse?

Posted by: USNtakim at September 08, 2020 05:00 PM (0OmEj)

Posted by: Braenyare at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (CLkaN)

73 30 years from now Trump will be harangued for not having done more to stop it.

***
Yep
In 2008 Obama in large part won the election because of his anti-war stance.

Since 2016 the left has been criticizing Trump for not starting more wars.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (qlFIA)

74 Like friends, you know, Romans, or should I just call you countrymen? Can I, like, use your ears, you know, for talking into, for a minute?

Posted by: Shakespeare's First Draft at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (+y/Ru)

75 Posted by: USNtakim at September 08, 2020 05:00 PM (0OmEj)

No; I never noticed your posts being "s***" and I could hardly throw stones against anyone for their poor typing skills.

I'm not sure when the use of "like" came in, but you're too old to have developed that habit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (WkPC9)

76 I tired watching the Kentucky Derby.

they ruined that too, with leftist bullshit.
who won?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (W2Pud)

77 Grammar is so tubular

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (3aI0K)

78 I really wonder if there are editors glancing at reporter tweets before they're published

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 05:05 PM (uw+3k)

79 I didn't hit Post.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 05:05 PM (CLkaN)

80 The other day Cardi B said: "Donald Trump is EVIL, like Plankton on SpongeBob."

***

Says the former hooker who stole from her johns.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2020 05:05 PM (qlFIA)

81 Fucking Idiocracy...

Posted by: jsg at September 08, 2020 05:05 PM (s8GZP)

82 Is it really that hard to run things through Grammarly or something similar? Jeez.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (Ez6QX)
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Grammarly would have a meltdown with that word salad.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 08, 2020 05:05 PM (WEBkv)

83 punctuation spelling and grammer are just tools of the patriarchy and symbols of white supremacy don't try to grammer shame me you racist lol.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (mht8P)

Is that you, Steven Pinker?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:05 PM (+PVrT)

84 I think I just lost 15 IQ points reading that.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 08, 2020 05:05 PM (SRRAx)

85 >>A common joke among conservatives is that despite the "layers and layer of editors" at newspapers, they still allow so much journalistic malpractice to get published. Reading these incoherent interview questions, it's evident that newspaper editors are overwhelmed just trying to get the childish scribblings of their journalists to resemble some form of adult English. Asking them to also edit for accuracy would be too much.




Maybe it's that the editors assign the story with a built in point of view, so it doesn't really matter what's asked, because the narrative is already established. Maybe the story is pretty much written before the interview?

Maybe it's easier to do this with a young, dumb staff of writers than experienced ones who would be insulted and/or resistant to this heavy-handed narrative shaping?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2020 05:05 PM (bDqIh)

86 That WaPo reporter probably graduated at the top of his journalism class. Standards are so low they've breached the earth's core.

Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2020 05:05 PM (qAR6u)

87 Madden put Kaepernick back in the game. Wow, there is literally no way to get away from this garbage.

You could bust up that game with a sledgehammer and mail the pieces to them. Or if it's online only, give them a nice contagious computer virus (which I'm frankly surprised no one has done yet).

As long as people refuse to say "No" to these overbearing asshoes, they'll just keep on upping the ante and finding new ways to oppress the rest of us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 05:05 PM (HaL55)

88 What do you want to bet they give the free agent Kaepernick in game far better skills than he has now( he hasn't even okayed in years and he was diminished when he last did)

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:05 PM (HwiWi)

89 First thing Robert Gates did when he took over as Chancellor of A&M was close down the J-school.

"All they write is negative about this place."

Posted by: DanMan at September 08, 2020 05:06 PM (RusNE)

90 Taylor Trammell: Baseball Is Not Black Enough




The fan base is too white too. Better get rid of all of those whites supporting the sport too.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 05:06 PM (cgoHi)

91 "LIKE Asking them to LIKE also edit for LIKE accuracy would be LIKE too much."

Fixed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2020 05:06 PM (mUi0K)

92 I go, oh RIGHT...

Could you like just picture me in like a LEATHER TEDDY

Yeah right, HURT ME. HURT ME...

I'm sure! NO WAY'

He was like freaking me out...

He called me a BEASTIE...

That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED

He goes like BAG YOUR FACE'

I'm sure!

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2020 05:06 PM (3aI0K)

93 Like, I can't stand every fifth word, like, being like.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 08, 2020 05:06 PM (mNhhD)

94 70-I only gendered him because Ace did it first.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2020 05:06 PM (WkPC9)

95
I've ranted and raved about how young men today talk like girls.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (oVJmc)
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That's a totally perfect way to say it!

Posted by: Random Starbucks Barrista at September 08, 2020 05:06 PM (WEBkv)

96 I'm not sure when the use of "like" came in

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2020 05:04 PM (WkPC9)

About 40 years ago. Uptalking and such are of more recent vintage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:06 PM (+PVrT)

97 I didn't hit Post.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 05:05 PM (CLkaN)

Ah, the "It wasn't me, excuse!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 08, 2020 05:07 PM (2C38g)

98 Are those even questions?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2020 05:07 PM (yQpMk)

99

I felt like pulling a Don Corleone on this sap and slapping him. ACT LIKE A MAN.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at September 08, 2020 05:07 PM (lg/F7)

100 Stupid wokeness is already in video games. Like black German soldiers . Also EA apparently thinks the racial makeup of Finland, Russia and Sweden is like that of the US.

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:07 PM (HwiWi)

101 Look to the earlier story Ace posted this morning to see the caliber of writing from college professors. Some lowbrow 20-something sportsmonkey isn't going to put words together any better than the idiots they learned to parrot just a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2020 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

102 I'm not sure when the use of "like" came in

***

Millenials will talk over each other if one of them pauses to compose his/her/xer thoughts.


So they need filler words instead of the traditional brief pause people use when speaking.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2020 05:08 PM (qlFIA)

103 The only college with stupider people and lower real GPA's than education is journalism.
They give them lots of easy A courses.


True story: Had to get some filler credits to graduate, they gave me some in education and some in journalism-- mind you, this was near 20 years ago--a sixth-grader would have no problems with those university-level courses.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 08, 2020 05:08 PM (aO8Gd)

104 86 That WaPo reporter probably graduated at the top of his journalism class. Standards are so low they've breached the earth's core.

Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2020 05:05 PM (qAR6u)

The valedictorian was probably Mr. Ed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:08 PM (+PVrT)

105

Has that reporter had more than 10 inches of cock up his ass?

Would he like to?

Posted by: Bunny Wigglesworth at September 08, 2020 05:08 PM (d6DSt)

106 https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=p-LArv-sEQU

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2020 05:08 PM (I2/tG)

107 Jeffy Goldberg admitted that anonymous sources are crap today, excepting his own sources whom he still won't name.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 08, 2020 05:08 PM (wSZhv)

108 Kamala Harris really seems to care. About what? I have no idea.

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2020 05:08 PM (3aI0K)

109 Calling Plankton evil is size-ist.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2020 05:08 PM (jbF6h)

110 85 >> Reading these incoherent interview questions, it's evident that newspaper editors are overwhelmed just trying to get the childish scribblings of their journalists to resemble some form of adult English.
---------------------------------

They aren't succeeding.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2020 05:08 PM (CLkaN)

111 The WaPo quoted Clay as saying "I have a lot of fans in the White House" but that quote is no where in the transcript of the actual interview.

-
What part of "journalist" don't you understand?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 08, 2020 05:09 PM (+y/Ru)

112 Crikey! I'm gonna need an English to English translation of those questions.

*turns on subtitles*

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 08, 2020 05:09 PM (Z4rgH)

113 Man, with so much on the line, to be surrounded by so many un-serious people.

Posted by: Old Dude at September 08, 2020 05:09 PM (LGXGf)

114 67 Hey but Kamala Harris's shoes "went viral" so they have that going for them...




Were they hiding behind her earrings ??


Was that too low of a blow??

Posted by: Yo! at September 08, 2020 05:09 PM (GIeIM)

115 It's not going to get any better. This is how we get Idiocracy.

Posted by: f'd at September 08, 2020 05:09 PM (+y8uL)

116 Plankton's wife's name? Karen. And yes, she is s scold

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2020 05:09 PM (qlFIA)

117 The mind sort of boggles these same people feel free to criticize the way President Trump speaks.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 08, 2020 05:09 PM (WEBkv)

118 Was that too low of a blow??
___

I see what you did there

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 08, 2020 05:10 PM (qlFIA)

119 Way back in the early 70's or late 60's Joe Namath slapped down some sports writer. The guy asked him if his degree from Alabama was in basket weaving and he shot back " Nah man, that's too hard, it was journalism"

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:10 PM (HwiWi)

120 I go, oh RIGHT...

Could you like just picture me in like a LEATHER TEDDY

Yeah right, HURT ME. HURT ME...

I'm sure! NO WAY'

He was like freaking me out...

He called me a BEASTIE...

That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED

He goes like BAG YOUR FACE'

I'm sure!
Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2020 05:06 PM

[chorus] Valley girl, she's a Valley girl...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2020 05:10 PM (ejd/p)

121 Was that too low of a blow??
Posted by: Yo! at September 08, 2020 05:09 PM (GIeIM)
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ISWYDT

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 08, 2020 05:10 PM (WEBkv)

122 Round heels are in this year?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2020 05:10 PM (jbF6h)

123

They're like the classic dumb jock, without any athletic ability...

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at September 08, 2020 05:10 PM (d6DSt)

124 41 Is it "fewer communications skills" or "less communication skills"? In this instance, "skills" seems to be a collective noun -- you either have skills or no skills, but not fewer skills (though your skillin' may be illin').
Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2020 05:01 PM (KAi1n)
------------------------------------
FEWER.
It's a simple plural.

And you can have some skills, many skills, few skills, no skills, etc.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 08, 2020 05:10 PM (M/9m0)

125 No one left to reign that stuff in and make journalists tow the line. /i]


It's a mute point.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2020 05:10 PM (yQpMk)

126
Purr haps a spill checkers and graham cracker mite make there work batter.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2020 05:10 PM (pNxlR)

127 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2020 05:10 PM (yQpMk)

128 So like, gag me with a splooge!

Posted by: Kamala at September 08, 2020 05:11 PM (l3+k2)

129 Hadrian! It's your birthday?? *throws confetti* Happy birthday!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 08, 2020 05:11 PM (dUJdY)

130
The guy asked him if his degree from Alabama was in basket weaving and he shot back " Nah man, that's too hard, it was journalism"
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:10 PM (HwiWi)

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"Everyone learns to write by the second grade. Most of us go on to do more important things." - Bobby Knight

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 05:11 PM (mht8P)

131 Ben Strauss -- Sports and media reporter
Education: Ithaca College

Ben Strauss covers sports and media for The Washington Post. Previously, he wrote about sports, media and politics for Politico Magazine and the New York Times.

Honors and Awards: PEN/ESPN Award for Literary Sports Writing

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2020 05:11 PM (bDqIh)

132 No idea who this guy is, the interviewee. Is he famous enough that ridiculing the interviewer and Wapo is going to have some impact?

Or considering suing them for slander (or libel, whatever)?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2020 05:11 PM (hku12)

133 The Atlantic wasn't counting on everyone present at that meeting going public to debunk their shit. They counted wrong.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2020 05:11 PM (kTF2Z)

134 No one left to reign that stuff in and make journalists tow the line.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 04:59 PM (mht8P)


As it is your birthday *confettis* I shall not flamethrow you.

Apparently, EA Sports EAd all over Madden 21 and it's terrible. There's a major Madden gaming scene and the Madden community is demanding that EA never be allowed to touch another Madden game again. Add in this shit and there's another IP being burnt to the ground.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 08, 2020 05:12 PM (GbPPJ)

135 He isn't on a team and hasn't been for years. I doubt anyone cared except for the SJWs at EA sports.

I also heard they want to put him in the football Hall of Fame.


Yeah, what a great QB he was. His record is 16-16. Truly the stats of a chompeen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 05:12 PM (HaL55)

136 102 I'm not sure when the use of "like" came in

***

Millenials will talk over each other if one of them pauses to compose his/her/xer thoughts.


So they need filler words instead of the traditional brief pause people use when speaking.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2020 05:08 PM (qlFIA)

Oh no. I enjoy a Millenial pile on as much as any Gen-Xer but we share a lot more blame for this then the current youth. Watch any teen movie from the 80s, especially one's set in CA.

We may not have created it, but we did a good deal to own it.

Yep

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2020 05:12 PM (Ojki1)

137 This child is why GOD invented something we call boot camp.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2020 05:12 PM (XhWtx)

138 I've ranted and raved about how young men today talk like girls.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (oVJmc)

I did my part to fight this. I was driving my son and several of his friends (all middle school kids at the time) somewhere when one of them kept up-TALKING constantly.

I pulled over to the side of the road in a screeching halt, turned around and growled, "KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!"

He looked stunned, but he did knock it off for the rest of the trip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:12 PM (+PVrT)

139 Every workplace has one of these idiots.

The one you just have to be not as awful as.

Posted by: jsg at September 08, 2020 05:12 PM (s8GZP)

140 I remember a bunch of feminists got mad when someone posted videos of them lassoing suffragists in Red Dead Redemption.

So...if someone sacks Colin Krapperdick in EA Sports is it a crime against humanity as well?


Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2020 05:12 PM (qlFIA)

141 The 'Stache is still a warmongering douche, but kudos for him standing up in this instance.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2020 05:12 PM (jbF6h)

142
Honors and Awards: PEN/ESPN Award for Literary Sports Writing

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The more superficial the profession, the more awards and prizes it hands out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 05:12 PM (mht8P)

143 Be sure to trust the WaPo on any other topic they spew though. They're serious journalist, just ask their mommies.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2020 05:12 PM (PJtXD)

144 With websites like Help A Reporter Out actively canvassing for people who want to be in the news, how can any source be credible if they even have one?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 08, 2020 05:13 PM (yL25O)

145 This is anecdotal, but in my experience in media, writers and editors both rarely use spell check. The laziness is astounding.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 08, 2020 05:13 PM (vuisn)

146 Dementia aside how are Senile Joe's English skills?

Interesting - at his AFL-CIO speech yesterday, he talked a lot about his childhood.

Demented people have no problems recalling 1952 - it's anything later than that that causes problems.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2020 05:13 PM (I2/tG)

147 Round heels are in this year?
Posted by: Guy Smiley




Honestly? They never really go out of style.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 05:13 PM (ctGui)

148 140 Yes I believe they patched the game to make it impossible too....

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:13 PM (HwiWi)

149 Y'all remember Drew Barrymore?

Posted by: 🤡 at September 08, 2020 05:13 PM (SENHs)

150 So I guess before sort of like as we start, so you, I don't like it's
totally your prerogative to record it. I'm just like, are you planning
to then release it or what?

Is that Pig Latin?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2020 05:14 PM (EgshT)

151 I fucking told you!

Posted by: William T Sherman at September 08, 2020 05:14 PM (kTF2Z)

152 -
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The more superficial the profession, the more awards and prizes it hands out.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 05:12 PM
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--

Well, shit.

Posted by: Employee of the Week at September 08, 2020 05:14 PM (pMGkg)

153 Drew Barrymore impressed me a little bit years ago when she was on Jay Leno.

Jay asked her if she would date a Republican and she said, "absolutely!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2020 05:14 PM (L2ZTs)

154 Drew Barrymore was great as First Girl in that Scream movie.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2020 05:14 PM (jbF6h)

155 I bet the reporter spells hamster with a "p."

Posted by: McBeckoningChasm at September 08, 2020 05:14 PM (l9m7l)

156 Watch any teen movie from the 80s, especially one's set in CA.

Well; I'm not going to be held responsible for it. I was not a teen in the 1980s, nor was I from California.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2020 05:15 PM (WkPC9)

157 Holy crap! The dumbest troll we have makes more sense than that twerp.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 08, 2020 05:15 PM (o2MD2)

158 Stupid wokeness is already in video games. Like black German soldiers . Also EA apparently thinks the racial makeup of Finland, Russia and Sweden is like that of the US.
Posted by: steevy

Didja see that in EA Sports new Madden NFL 21 game, you can draft Colin Kaepernick? The Bee is already making fun of it.

Madden Now Allows You To Select Greta Thunberg As Your QB




Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 08, 2020 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)

159 and then
. . . we still have Dan Rather.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 08, 2020 05:15 PM (wSZhv)

160 I bet the reporter spells hamster with a "p."
Posted by: McBeckoningChasm at September 08, 2020 05:14 PM (l9m7l)

Excellunt inside joke!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 08, 2020 05:15 PM (2C38g)

161 I remember a bunch of feminists got mad when someone posted videos of them lassoing suffragists in Red Dead Redemption.

So...if someone sacks Colin Krapperdick in EA Sports is it a crime against humanity as well?


Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2020 05:12 PM (qlFIA)


That was such an awesome part of the game.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 08, 2020 05:16 PM (GbPPJ)

162 >>>his questions are self-mocking

"his" questions?

Posted by: x at September 08, 2020 05:16 PM (nFwvY)

163 Those "questions" are borderline gibberish.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 08, 2020 05:16 PM (B85Mr)

164 Ace, those questions are incredible. Incredible in thier dumbness and incoherentness.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2020 05:16 PM (jUVms)

165 Graduated from the Cardi B School of Journalism...
Posted by: Diesel Jones

So you're suggesting the interviewer rapes guys and then steals their wallets?

Sounds right.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 08, 2020 05:16 PM (gtatv)

166 93 Like, I can't stand every fifth word, like, being like.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey
________

Like, you know, you're right, you know? After every fourth or fifth word, you know, it becomes a little, you know, too much, you know?

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at September 08, 2020 05:16 PM (9vQJW)

167 I've noticed this type of speaking at press conferences with he president. Just awful stuff.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 08, 2020 05:16 PM (I262G)

168 140 I remember a bunch of feminists got mad when someone posted videos of them lassoing suffragists in Red Dead Redemption.

You can feed them to gators and lay them on the train tracks to be run over by..... a train. Always makes me laugh and hark back to a simpler more civilized time.

Posted by: 🤡 at September 08, 2020 05:16 PM (SENHs)

169 And naturally they heavily edit what the reporter said to make it seem coherent.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (I262G)

170 Apparently, EA Sports EAd all over Madden 21 and it's terrible. There's a major Madden gaming scene and the Madden community is demanding that EA never be allowed to touch another Madden game again. Add in this shit and there's another IP being burnt to the ground.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 08, 2020 05:12 PM (GbPPJ)

I'll settle right now just for burning EA to the ground. And make sure all other game companies recognize it is a warning shot.

Looking at Bungie and Crystal Dynamics in particular right now, but I have a list.

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (Ojki1)

171 Nowadays people become "journalists" because they were too dumb to get a degree in gender studies.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (lRrON)

172 Drew Barrymore? Isn't she the one who looks like Jorden61's trampy sister?

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (o2MD2)

173 Madden Now Allows You To Select Greta Thunberg As Your QB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 08, 2020 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)

St. Greta of Cabbage Patch? I wonder how witness protection is working out for her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (+PVrT)

174 Has anyone seen the melt down of Kirk Herbstriet? What a imature child.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (jUVms)

175 Mister they can use a man like Louis Grant again.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (6xA3t)

176 I never had a problem with Drew Barrymore. hope she is well.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (wSZhv)

177 Rank the relative IQ of the following......

Journalism majors
Education majors
Various "Study" majors.... Womans, black,race on and on.



I suspect they are all the same.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (0OmEj)

178 Didn't English gentry used to have some sort of nostrum like, "First son for the estate, second son for the army, then third son for the clergy ... unless he's retarded, then it'll have to be journalism"?

Posted by: Remember the post office panic from like two weeks ago, what happened to that? at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (dYe5S)

179
Didja see that in EA Sports new Madden NFL 21 game, you can draft Colin Kaepernick? The Bee is already making fun of it.


Talk about a non-player character.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (oVJmc)

180 Mary Cloggenstein is a guy in real-life?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (2FVEQ)

181

EA Sports should really show how down with the cause they are and put kneeling Krapperdick on the cover of the game forever.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 05:18 PM (cgoHi)

182 Those "questions" are borderline gibberish.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 08, 2020 05:16 PM (B85Mr)

It is easier to understand if you think the article was already written, and the questions were only to establish an excuse to publish the article.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 08, 2020 05:18 PM (2C38g)

183 The 'Stache is still a warmongering douche, but kudos for him standing up in this instance.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2020 05:12 PM (jbF6h)


He seemed to have done an about face somewhere between the announcement of his book, and the actual publishing of it. And there was that strange sighting of him in Qatar... I think.

I'm guessing "our" side got to him. Not sure what they used or how, but he's back in the fold now. Of little use other than in situations like this, but he's no longer a threat.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2020 05:18 PM (hku12)

184 And naturally they heavily edit what the reporter said to make it seem coherent.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (I262G)

You mean that this word salad is the product AFTER being polished?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:18 PM (+PVrT)

185 Ubisoft is in hot water for having a few rapists on staff

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 08, 2020 05:18 PM (wSZhv)

186 Editing for accuracy is more like a goal than a guideline.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 08, 2020 05:18 PM (cZjDV)

187 Soon...

Posted by: Clarence Thomas Readying His Pimp Hand at September 08, 2020 05:18 PM (Gx7Uw)

188 Paging Ric Grenell to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: jsg at September 08, 2020 05:18 PM (s8GZP)

189 Apparently, EA Sports EAd all over Madden 21 and it's terrible. There's a major Madden gaming scene and the Madden community is demanding that EA never be allowed to touch another Madden game again. Add in this shit and there's another IP being burnt to the ground.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 08, 2020 05:12 PM (GbPPJ)

Is Madden voluntarily out of the limelight or has he gone Sundown? I hope the former obviously...

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 08, 2020 05:18 PM (y7DUB)

190 Most 80s teen movies, even the ones I thought I remembered as being pretty good, are actually pretty lame to watch now.

Better off Dead, Sixteen Candles and the immortal Fast Times still hold up.

Most of them suck more than Kamala visiting a lollipop factory with Willie Brown.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2020 05:19 PM (jbF6h)

191
Rank the relative IQ of the following......

Journalism majors
Education majors
Various "Study" majors.... Womans, black,race on and on.

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Journalism: 83.4
Education: 83.2
Studies: 82.9

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 05:19 PM (mht8P)

192 ...an immature child.

STUPID PHONE THUMBS.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2020 05:19 PM (jUVms)

193 Grand Theft Auto has strip clubs

Posted by: Yo! at September 08, 2020 05:19 PM (GIeIM)

194 If I can't select George Floyd as my QB in madden it is proof they are rayciss!

Also, no neck tackles!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2020 05:19 PM (qlFIA)

195 Rank the relative IQ of the following......

Journalism majors
Education majors
Various "Study" majors.... Womans, black,race on and on.

I suspect they are all the same.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (0OmEj)

I'm guessing it's pretty much a dead heat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:19 PM (+PVrT)

196 148 140 Yes I believe they patched the game to make it impossible too....
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:13 PM (HwiWi)

It's EA. No way a patch like that doesn't have headless receivers and wind up having the blimp crash and burn down the stadium as well....

Oh wait, that would be the point, wouldn't it.

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2020 05:20 PM (Ojki1)

197 When I studied history I was told that the news media are the first draft of history and context is added afterwards. How can that be today when even the first draft is fake?

Posted by: Decaf at September 08, 2020 05:20 PM (4D+FL)

198
EA Sports should really show how down with the cause they are and put kneeling Krapperdick on the cover of the game forever.


They should rename Madden (white man) to Kaepernick.



For Great Justice!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2020 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

199 I wonder if The Post sent out their anthropology expert to ask those questions?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 08, 2020 05:20 PM (B85Mr)

200 With the NFL going doofus, Madden is/was an escape for hard core football fans to just be one with the game absent the crap.

EA effed it up. And now Madden is dead.

I'll have to go back to Tecmo Bowl now.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 08, 2020 05:20 PM (4k/Uz)

201 For years, I have tried to emphasize the whiteboarding and turducken should be integral parts of the he game, but EA will not hear reason.

Posted by: john madden at September 08, 2020 05:20 PM (H5knJ)

202 132 No idea who this guy is, the interviewee. Is he famous enough that ridiculing the interviewer and Wapo is going to have some impact?

Or considering suing them for slander (or libel, whatever)?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2020 05:11 PM (hku12)

Clay Travis is a pretty public figure, he's the owner, publisher, and editor of this site, which is becoming the most popular Sports site on the net. (more popular than ESPN which has 100 times it's funding) He does NOT go along with all of the Woke BS, which is why he's got so many new fans.

https://www.outkick.com/

He just showed why people like him can fight back against a paper personally, and far more effectively than any Court could do.

btw, I don't think he cares much for "reputation" , not when he's running stories like this one (which is absolutely hilarious!)
https://tinyurl.com/y6tpq5ky
"ODELL BECKHAM JR. BRUSHES OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER POOP ALLEGATION"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2020 05:20 PM (Kpl3J)

203 Has anyone seen the melt down of Kirk Herbstriet? What a imature child.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (jUVms)


I saw that on Anthony Brian Logan's youtube channel. What a pitiful little douche Herbstreit is.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 05:21 PM (cgoHi)

204 Why are people talking about Drew Barrymore? Did she die or something?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2020 05:21 PM (hku12)

205 Didja see that in EA Sports new Madden NFL 21 game, you can draft Colin Kaepernick? The Bee is already making fun of it.


Talk about a non-player character.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 05:21 PM (ctGui)

206 I'm guessing "our" side got to him. Not sure what they used or how, but he's back in the fold now. Of little use other than in situations like this, but he's no longer a threat.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2020 05:18 PM (hku12)

Whatever the reason, I'm glad he's back in. Especially with Jennifer Griffin (spit) pretending her anonymous sources can somehow verify other anonymous sources. Thus giving the left cover to say: "see! Even FOX News says it's true!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2020 05:21 PM (jbF6h)

207 Couldn't a proven made up quote be charged as a fraud?

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2020 05:21 PM (OjZpE)

208 All this because a stupid quarterback couldn't figure out Chip Kelley's offense. Or was it Harbaugh? Point still stands.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2020 05:21 PM (kTF2Z)

209 Is Madden voluntarily out of the limelight or has he gone Sundown? I hope the former obviously...
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 08, 2020 05:18 PM (y7DUB)

He's 84. I imagine he's had enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:21 PM (+PVrT)

210 Ahmuhgawww, that's, like, you know, so, the thing, it's...

I can now understand how some people could listen to babbling Biden and think* he's actually saying something. He speaks their language.

*For certain inferior values of "think."

Posted by: mindful webworker
hold these ruths to be shelf efferdent at September 08, 2020 05:21 PM (5+B0f)

211
Has anyone seen the melt down of Kirk Herbstriet? What a imature child.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (jUVms)

----------

The Great Unmasking goes on...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 05:21 PM (mht8P)

212 Didn't English gentry used to have some sort of nostrum like, "First son for the estate, second son for the army, then third son for the clergy ... unless he's retarded, then it'll have to be journalism"?

Journalism was for the illegitimate son.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 08, 2020 05:21 PM (naEeR)

213 Washington Post is kind of exhibit A of bad journalism, they've fallen even further than the New York Times has and much faster

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2020 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

214 Madden Now Allows You To Select Greta Thunberg As Your QB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 08, 2020 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)

Ana Navarro is the right side of your O-Line and Oprah the left.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2020 05:22 PM (hGohp)

215 197 When I studied history I was told that the news media are the first draft of history and context is added afterwards. How can that be today when even the first draft is fake?
Posted by: Decaf at September 08, 2020 05:20 PM (4D+FL)

Whoever told you that was how things worked was lying to you. There is no equivalent to the media for much of history, most ye olde historians got their accounts by going to a place and talking to people(not necessarily firsthand witnesses for that matter) or reading other accounts.

Posted by: Someguy at September 08, 2020 05:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

216 179
Didja see that in EA Sports new Madden NFL 21 game, you can draft Colin Kaepernick? The Bee is already making fun of it.



he graduated in 2011. that's not how it wokes. that's not how any of this wokes.

Posted by: x at September 08, 2020 05:22 PM (nFwvY)

217 Mary Cloggenstein is a guy in real-life?
Posted by: Just Lily at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM

Mary makes more sense than this guy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2020 05:23 PM (ejd/p)

218 My God, that is the definition of gibberish.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 08, 2020 05:23 PM (ufFY8)

219 216 He will be available as a free agent.

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:23 PM (HwiWi)

220 No idea who this guy is, the interviewee. Is he famous enough that ridiculing the interviewer and Wapo is going to have some impact?

Or considering suing them for slander (or libel, whatever)?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2020 05:11 PM (hku12)

Clay Travis is a pretty public figure, he's the owner, publisher, and editor of this site, which is becoming the most popular Sports site on the net. (more popular than ESPN which has 100 times it's funding) He does NOT go along with all of the Woke BS, which is why he's got so many new fans.

https://www.outkick.com/

He just showed why people like him can fight back against a paper personally, and far more effectively than any Court could do.

btw, I don't think he cares much for "reputation" , not when he's running stories like this one (which is absolutely hilarious!)
https://tinyurl.com/y6tpq5ky
"ODELL BECKHAM JR. BRUSHES OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER POOP ALLEGATION"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2020 05:20 PM (Kpl3J)


Ok, I guess that's fine. Make money by making the opposition look foolish. By publishing their own words.

Good luck to him.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2020 05:23 PM (hku12)

221 Forget it, Buck ... it's Tweenytown.

Posted by: ShainS at September 08, 2020 05:23 PM (vdEuu)

222 Instead of zombie horde mods of games we need Klantifa Riot mods; go to town defending your local small businesses against rioting terrorists.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 08, 2020 05:23 PM (yL25O)

223 I read the content. Was the alleged journalist a wymmins, a retard or both?

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2020 05:24 PM (gmo/4)

224
Plankton was a very important and central character in SpongeBob. He was, after all, the secret ingredient in Crabby Patties.

Posted by: stumck at September 08, 2020 05:24 PM (WFMLs)

225

Kirk Herbstreet is such a freaking douche.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at September 08, 2020 05:24 PM (lg/F7)

226 Jim Acosta wannabe

Posted by: RM at September 08, 2020 05:24 PM (U3LtS)

227 He's 84. I imagine he's had enough.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:21 PM (+PVrT)

He seemed to have an enjoyable career, both on and off the field, and I'm glad he's away from the shitshow it's become.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 08, 2020 05:25 PM (y7DUB)

228

SHOW US YOUR TITS!

Posted by: Dirty Frank at September 08, 2020 05:25 PM (d6DSt)

229 He was, after all, the secret ingredient in Crabby Patties.

___

When I told Mr Krabs to eat me I wasn't being literal!

Posted by: Plankton at September 08, 2020 05:25 PM (qlFIA)

230 Instead of zombie horde mods of games we need Klantifa Riot mods; go to town defending your local small businesses against rioting terrorists.

That's how I play Rimworld -- civilized, even merciful people defending themselves from endless hordes of "wreckers and looters".

Ah, Rimworld -- the only video game to have -- and need -- a mass grave mod.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 08, 2020 05:25 PM (naEeR)

231 Bret Favre!!!

Posted by: John Madden at September 08, 2020 05:25 PM (EgshT)

232 ahhh...yes. The use of 'like' after every third word. I had someone interview for an entry level engineer position with us who spoke that way. Not surprisingly the junior staff thought she was just great while the rest of us were appalled.

Posted by: IC at September 08, 2020 05:25 PM (a0IVu)

233 The Great Unmasking, indeed.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2020 05:25 PM (jUVms)

234 I don't think John Madden is involved any longer. He used to do the voiceovers but hasn't for quite some time. My guess is he gets paid for the use of his name and that's it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 08, 2020 05:25 PM (4k/Uz)

235 Instead of coins you collect gold teeth.

Posted by: Super Mario Zombie Hunter at September 08, 2020 05:25 PM (+y8uL)

236 56
No one left to reign that stuff in and make journalists tow the line.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 04:59 PM (mht8P)



ISWYDT

Posted by: BifBewalski Moron at September 08, 2020 05:03 PM (VcFUs)

I see what ewe did they're.

Posted by: Wapo Illiterate at September 08, 2020 05:25 PM (ufFY8)

237 The only one calling for Kaepernick to be in Madden 21 is Donald Trump!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2020 05:26 PM (yQpMk)

238 Barry Sanders!,

Posted by: John Madden at September 08, 2020 05:26 PM (hGohp)

239 you know, can this be the Fox News of sports?
Yeah, well you know, ummm.... it could be called Fox Sports.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 08, 2020 05:26 PM (r+sAi)

240 like my AoS card in my nic, but it's a pita when going for a first.
Posted by: BifBewalski Moron at September 08, 2020 04:55 PM (VcFUs)

Sooo...are you bragging or complaining.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 08, 2020 05:26 PM (N3Pra)

241 Mr Goodell, we're not tanking enough!

Ideas, people, I need ideas!

We could nominate Kaepernick to the hall of fame?

Fucking brilliant! I'll show the NBA how to tank a league!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2020 05:26 PM (kTF2Z)

242 The emerging axis of evil. Drug gangs, corrupt politicians, and outright marxists. I don't think this is going to end well.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 08, 2020 05:26 PM (NNh6R)

243 235 Instead of coins you collect gold teeth.

[George Soros has entered the chatroom]

Posted by: Chatroom Meme Guy at September 08, 2020 05:26 PM (jbF6h)

244 234 Like Tom Clancy, who probably rolls over in his grave about what they have done to his ip...

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:26 PM (HwiWi)

245 BifBewalski, 'way back there: I like my AoS card in my nic, but it's a pita when going for a first.


Any use of html-code characters - in fact, any use of a quote-mark or semi-colon, and some or all of the name/email/url fields all get wiped out, right? I wonder about this every time I see penguin-emoji or clownhead-emoji names.

At least you can use the four text modifiers without that problem.

Posted by: mindful webworker
theoretically
 at September 08, 2020 05:26 PM (5+B0f)

246 232 ahhh...yes. The use of 'like' after every third word. I had someone interview for an entry level engineer position with us who spoke that way. Not surprisingly the junior staff thought she was just great while the rest of us were appalled.
Posted by: IC at September 08, 2020 05:25 PM (a0IVu)

I always figured that the qualifications of a female engineering applicant went up with her skirt line. Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 08, 2020 05:26 PM (o2MD2)

247 I kind of want to get the new Madden and put Kaepernick behind a fourth string line then watch the fun.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 08, 2020 05:27 PM (4k/Uz)

248 Washington Post is kind of exhibit A of bad journalism, they've fallen even further than the New York Times has and much faster
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2020 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

Employing Jen Rubin can produce big changes.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 08, 2020 05:27 PM (y7DUB)

249 Well, listening to Herbstreit certainly was a waste of time. Good grief!

Posted by: Old Dude at September 08, 2020 05:27 PM (LGXGf)

250 Pro tip...when quoting person with ace of spades card in nic, delete it or you get error code and slap on the hand from pixie.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 08, 2020 05:27 PM (N3Pra)

251 John Madden stole my childhood football.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at September 08, 2020 05:27 PM (EgshT)

252 "it's like, you know"

Posted by: markoni at September 08, 2020 05:27 PM (IIEz7)

253 Fast actin' Tinactin! Boom!

Posted by: John Madden at September 08, 2020 05:28 PM (l3+k2)

254 Edit Authentic Millennial Gibberish for accuracy?

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2020 05:28 PM (RuIsu)

255 I'm guessing "our" side got to him. Not sure what they used or how, but he's back in the fold now. Of little use other than in situations like this, but he's no longer a threat.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2020 05:18 PM (hku12)

Whatever the reason, I'm glad he's back in. Especially with Jennifer Griffin (spit) pretending her anonymous sources can somehow verify other anonymous sources. Thus giving the left cover to say: "see! Even FOX News says it's true!"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2020 05:21 PM (jbF6h)


I expect, with all the crep we've had to endure the past several years from Deep Staters, that the good guys have made some inroads and are fighting back.

That includes reigning in some of these gadflies who have been treating American foreign policy like it's their exclusive playground.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2020 05:28 PM (hku12)

256 I have to relate: had to stop by the alcoholitorium for some orange liqueur. I wore no mask as is my habit. The proprietor caught me out of the corner of his eye, began to put on his face diaper, then noticed I had none. He threw it down and whispered what my lip reading eyes read as "FTS" but not abbreviated, gave me a big smile, and rang up my purchase.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 08, 2020 05:28 PM (aKLPu)

257 241 Mr Goodell, we're not tanking enough!

Ideas, people, I need ideas!

We could nominate Kaepernick to the hall of fame?

Fucking brilliant! I'll show the NBA how to tank a league!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2020 05:26 PM (kTF2Z)

Change the League's shield logo to a player like the NBA has.

And have that figure kneeling, before the NBA does it.

We'll make a fortune on merch, I'm sure!

Posted by: Goodell at September 08, 2020 05:28 PM (Ojki1)

258
Out: John Facenda

In: Jemele Hill

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 05:28 PM (mht8P)

259 I always figured that the qualifications of a female engineering applicant went up with her skirt line. Heh.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 08, 2020 05:26 PM (o2MD2)

Practical engineering rule of thumb!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 08, 2020 05:28 PM (2C38g)

260 Tinactin got lucky with the cool phrase.

Nothing rhymes with Lotrimin.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2020 05:28 PM (jbF6h)

261 I just started reading Outkick recently. They are non-woke, thank goodness. And that slapdown of PROGDA by Travis was a thing of beauty. He shows how it should be done. Always record everything. If the interviewers balk, then it's "Sorry, not sorry."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 08, 2020 05:28 PM (HaL55)

262 Hey, Nurse R, there is a new trailer put for the Nurse Ratched series coming out soon on NetFlix:

https://youtu.be/2rsHOWbEj6Q

Thought you might be interested to see your namesake's origin story.

CREEPY!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2020 05:29 PM (Ytivl)

263 Ace is the place!

Posted by: John Madden at September 08, 2020 05:29 PM (hGohp)

264 There aren't enough gritty elements in Madden for me to be interested. I want to be able to:

(a) have my QB send a reporterette a dick pic;

(b) issue press releases and launch a PR campaign when my starting offensive line shoots up the club;

(c) have my players make an anti-domestic violence commercial after one of them play's Mike Tyson Punch Out with his baby mama; and

(d) have my running back shoot someone on field like in The Last Boyscout.

The folks who make Grand Theft Auto need to be given the Madden franchise.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2020 05:29 PM (H5knJ)

265 He's 84. I imagine he's had enough.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:21 PM (+PVrT)

He seemed to have an enjoyable career, both on and off the field, and I'm glad he's away from the shitshow it's become.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 08, 2020 05:25 PM (y7DUB)


I'd have sworn he was dead. He doesn't seem like the kind of guy who makes it to 80.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2020 05:29 PM (hku12)

266 Kirk Herbstreet is such a freaking douche.


Aw. I sort of liked him. He kisses SEC ass con gusto.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2020 05:29 PM (yQpMk)

267 Kirk Herbstriet

Good lord you gotta be shitting me...

Posted by: jsg at September 08, 2020 05:29 PM (s8GZP)

268 Before I got kicked out of college in 67 I learned something in freshman journalism. Reporting is who, what, when, and where. Why goes on the damn editorial page.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2020 05:30 PM (XhWtx)

269 Dallas police chief just announced she is resigning.



This was a spectacular own goal by the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2020 05:30 PM (ZLI7S)

270 Whoever told you that was how things worked was
lying to you. There is no equivalent to the media for much of history,
most ye olde historians got their accounts by going to a place and
talking to people(not necessarily firsthand witnesses for that matter)
or reading other accounts.

Posted by: Someguy at September 08, 2020 05:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

++++
When I was a Brownie our troop leader had us sit in a wide circle and play "telephone." A whispered statement was given to the first girl and she whispered what she heard to the next, and on it went around the circle. The last girl had to say out loud what were the original words. So out of whack, so far off, so completely distorted and wrong. And we laughed.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2020 05:30 PM (66BnU)

271
Ace is the place!

---------

With the helpful hardware womyn, Latinx, and POC!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 05:30 PM (mht8P)

272 244 234 Like Tom Clancy, who probably rolls over in his grave about what they have done to his ip...
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:26 PM (HwiWi)

Have you seen either Jurassic World movies or the last 2 seasons of Westworld?

Posted by: Michael Crichton at September 08, 2020 05:30 PM (Ojki1)

273 I always figured that the qualifications of a female engineering applicant went up with her skirt line. Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 08, 2020 05:26 PM (o2MD2)

Not when there are three bitchy ladies handling the interview process.

Posted by: IC at September 08, 2020 05:30 PM (a0IVu)

274 Alas no reason to read Outkick as I don't give a fuck about sports anymore.

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:30 PM (HwiWi)

275 Kirk Herbstreet is such a freaking douche.

___

I haven't cried this hard since that night I forgot to bring my astroglide to the after party in the locker room.


Why yes I was covering a soccer match why do you ask?

Posted by: Kirk Herbstreet at September 08, 2020 05:31 PM (qlFIA)

276 and Oprah the left.

********

What do you mean just the left? she could be the entire offensive line!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Watching The Left Burn Like A Bitch at September 08, 2020 05:31 PM (+dsLj)

277 272 No but I am aware. Westworld was a cool movie, never have seen and never will see the show.

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:31 PM (HwiWi)

278 What did Kirk Herbsteet do? Did he go all woke? Gah. Makes me sad, liked watching him on game day.

Posted by: IC at September 08, 2020 05:31 PM (a0IVu)

279 thank you for this heart warning signal of anti mask virtue, Vashta Nerada
you really showed em!!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 08, 2020 05:32 PM (wSZhv)

280 Less filling and tastes great!

Posted by: John Madden at September 08, 2020 05:32 PM (hGohp)

281
Not when there are three bitchy ladies handling the interview process.
Posted by: IC

---------

Man's thought bubble viewing woman's endowments: "Nice!"

Woman's thought bubble viewing other woman's endowments: "Bitch!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 05:32 PM (mht8P)

282 267 Kirk Herbstriet

Good lord you gotta be shitting me...
Posted by: jsg at September 08, 2020 05:29 PM (s8GZP)

He was crying like a fool. I was so embarrassed for him I couldn't finish the video clip.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2020 05:32 PM (jUVms)

283 Alas no reason to read Outkick as I don't give a fuck about sports anymore.Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:30 PM (HwiWi)***
Had never heard of it and just checked it out. Nah, bruh.

Posted by: Old Dude at September 08, 2020 05:32 PM (LGXGf)

284
The folks who make Grand Theft Auto need to be given the Madden franchise.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2020 05:29 PM (H5knJ)

Not to GTA levels, but look up NFL Blitz some time.

Posted by: bete at September 08, 2020 05:32 PM (Ojki1)

285 Alas no reason to read Outkick as I don't give a fuck about sports anymore.
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:30 PM (HwiWi)
---------
Yet another reason we are considering moving to the low country of SC in 5-7 years, hopefully sooner. Screw MN.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 08, 2020 05:32 PM (/ZYFC)

286 I hate Madden.

Old copies flood the used video game market. They're near worthless when they're past date. They are detritus.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2020 05:32 PM (oVJmc)

287 I kind of want to get the new Madden and put Kaepernick behind a fourth string line then watch the fun.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 08, 2020 05:27 PM (4k/Uz)

You should be on their marketing staff to program in the ability to maim, paralyze or kill a worthless piece of shit like Kaepernick. Cash money, bitchez.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 08, 2020 05:32 PM (y7DUB)

288 170 I'll settle right now just for burning EA to the ground. And make sure all other game companies recognize it is a warning shot.

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2020 05:17 PM (Ojki1)

It'd be a fitting punishment for murdering Origin Systems and the Ultima series.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 08, 2020 05:33 PM (DTX3h)

289 I liked John Madden, but boy did he raise a loser kid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 08, 2020 05:33 PM (o2MD2)

290 Back in a college English class we were blessed with a young lass who, you know, always, you know, had to, like, repeatedly, you know, punctuate her, you know, statements, like, with, you know, the phrase "you know", you know. And every time she said "you know" the instructer (I think unconsciously) responded "mmm hmmm". Of course this young lass always had something to say so we were treated to an interminable string of "you know" - "mmm hmmm".

My buddy and I got to keeping a "you know" and "mmm hmmm" count (the numbers didn't always match). The cap to all came one day when, after a lengthy "you know" - "mmm hmmm" diatribe, another student responded and commenced his response with "Well, I don't know but..." at which point my buddy and I lost it. To this day, I'm sure the instructor has no idea why we were rolling in the aisle.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 08, 2020 05:33 PM (17+9D)

291 Dallas police chief just announced she is resigning.

This was a spectacular own goal by the left.

Judging by the resignation letter, she score a better gig.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 08, 2020 05:33 PM (C+evo)

292 Semi-willowed, I want to say about Rochester:

For those who don't know, Rochester has an important chip manufacturer, Rochester electronics, who makes a lot of "legacy" electronic chips that aren't made by their original manufacturer anymore.

They have a huge archive of lithography masks and the like.

So by stirring up shit in that particular place, it's an attack on the US industrial base.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at September 08, 2020 05:33 PM (Z1VEZ)

293 Kirk Herbstriet



Good lord you gotta be shitting me...

Posted by: jsg at September 08, 2020 05:29 PM (s8GZP)



He was crying like a fool. I was so embarrassed for him I couldn't finish the video clip.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2020 05:32 PM (jUVms)


You'd think he just heard that a family member of his died they way he was crying like that.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 05:33 PM (cgoHi)

294 Does the Helpful Hardware Man have a newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 08, 2020 05:34 PM (EgshT)

295 It'd be a fitting punishment for murdering Origin Systems and the Ultima series.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 08, 2020 05:33 PM (DTX3h)

--

Absolutely.

Jerks.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 08, 2020 05:34 PM (4k/Uz)

296 That's why nearly every single story published online has at least a few egregious grammatical errors.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
**

It's also why there is a disconnect between words and meaning. Like "defund" doesn't mean "defund."

"Racist" is applied without any concrete examples of a person behaving in a racist manner. It used to be that, even though politicians and other public figures couldn't sue for slander, editors made sure journalists quoted someone SAYING that so-and-so was a racist. They didn't jump in and take sides, except for op-ed pieces. Now every "hard news" story can turn into an editorial in mid-paragraph.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 08, 2020 05:34 PM (/+bwe)

297 Kirk Herbstreet

********

Lolz all the YouTube vids of his mental bitch titting was downvoted to death. Hahahhahaha

Posted by: Two Weeks From Watching The Left Burn Like A Bitch at September 08, 2020 05:34 PM (+dsLj)

298 190 Most 80s teen movies, even the ones I thought I remembered as being pretty good, are actually pretty lame to watch now.

Better off Dead, Sixteen Candles and the immortal Fast Times still hold up.

Most of them suck more than Kamala visiting a lollipop factory with Willie Brown.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2020 05:19 PM (jbF6h)

Breakfast Club, too. It's kinda timeless. Good character conflicts, like a period drama at this point.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 08, 2020 05:34 PM (ifmtJ)

299 I hate Madden.

Old copies flood the used video game market. They're near worthless when they're past date. They are detritus.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2020 05:32 PM (oVJmc)

Ever try to give away an old encyclopedia?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 08, 2020 05:34 PM (y7DUB)

300 279

Think AoS needs to develop a modified CAGE assessment test for certain recurrent topics.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 08, 2020 05:34 PM (2C38g)

301 I doubt the "reporter" even knew Travis' background as a Vanderbilt-educated lawyer--probably figured he was a mindless Trump supporting hillbilly who talked about sports.

Posted by: melty at September 08, 2020 05:34 PM (hCqcJ)

302 Kirk Herbstreit:
https://tinyurl.com/yxz9nwq4

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2020 05:34 PM (jUVms)

303 When they said "no child left behind", they didn't mean the slow kids would be helped to keep up with the fast ones.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2020 05:34 PM (dNzKv)

304 OH MAH GAH.. and my friend was like yes! and I was like now way and she's like oh way girl.. and I'm all.. I'm just like no and she's all.. I know girl and I'm all like wtf?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 08, 2020 05:35 PM (dUJdY)

305 270 Whoever told you that was how things worked was
lying to you. There is no equivalent to the media for much of history,
most ye olde historians got their accounts by going to a place and
talking to people(not necessarily firsthand witnesses for that matter)
or reading other accounts.

Posted by: Someguy at September 08, 2020 05:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

++++
When I was a Brownie our troop leader had us sit in a wide circle and play "telephone." A whispered statement was given to the first girl and she whispered what she heard to the next, and on it went around the circle. The last girl had to say out loud what were the original words. So out of whack, so far off, so completely distorted and wrong. And we laughed.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2020 05:30 PM (66BnU)

Which is essentially how modern historians justify extensive rewriting. Problem is we're not really in much position to guess about the truth either.

It is more common than not these days to reject much of the accounts of contemporary historians except in the broadest of strokes.

Posted by: Someguy at September 08, 2020 05:35 PM (Zm+LZ)

306
This guy has read his own paper and their screams of how Trump is single handedly starting a cold war with China, yes? Or lacking the ability to, like totally read, at least has talked with other members of OrangeManBad.

It's really amazing how this pack of liars can't even keep their damn fucking lies coordinated.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at September 08, 2020 05:35 PM (Z1VEZ)

307 Too late. Oprah ATE the o-line.

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2020 05:35 PM (RuIsu)

308 you really showed em!!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

--

Yes, I'm feeling pretty good. In my corner if the world, many places are now openly refusing to pretend this virus is dangerous.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 08, 2020 05:35 PM (aKLPu)

309 No one left to reign that stuff in and make journalists tow the line.
--------------
Irregardless, they're all screw ups!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2020 05:35 PM (an7Mv)

310
Mister they can use a man like Louis Grant again.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

The comedy Lou Grant or the serious Lou Grant?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2020 05:36 PM (aKsyK)

311 Gag me with a spoon.

It's Valley Xirs

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2020 05:36 PM (fqVfv)

312 227 He's 84. I imagine he's had enough.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:21 PM (+PVrT)

He seemed to have an enjoyable career, both on and off the field, and I'm glad he's away from the shitshow it's become.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 08, 2020 05:25 PM (y7DUB)

I imagine he feels exactly the same way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:36 PM (+PVrT)

313 What Clay Travis shoulda said:

ENGLISH, MOTHERFVKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 08, 2020 05:36 PM (mNhhD)

314 Maybe already mentioned, but as soon as the piece was published last week, Outkick got hijacked.

Typical, leftist thuggery.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 08, 2020 05:36 PM (jWe5r)

315 Kirk Herbstreit sobs on ESPN's 'College GameDay' while talking about racism in America


A Man only gets to cry on three occasions in life: When you bury a parent, when you give away a daughter, and when the bone is actually protruding from the wound.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2020 05:37 PM (yQpMk)

316 The virus isn't dangerous and wearing masks is a ridiculous knee-jerk, dick move made by our equally dickish overlords.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2020 05:37 PM (jUVms)

317 Man's thought bubble viewing woman's endowments: "Nice!"

Woman's thought bubble viewing other woman's endowments: "Bitch!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 05:32 PM (mht8P)

I don't think that's true. The size of a woman's breasts are not indicative that she's a b***h. What's indicative of her being a b***h is her being one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2020 05:37 PM (WkPC9)

318
Irregardless, they're all screw ups!
Posted by: andycanuck

---------

I'm surprised the police don't disburse the crowds.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 05:37 PM (mht8P)

319 Too late. Oprah ATE the o-line.

*******

In fairness she cut the salt and washed them down with a Diet Coke.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Watching The Left Burn Like A Bitch at September 08, 2020 05:37 PM (+dsLj)

320 Off-topic but the Philadelphia school system has gone on line but to assist parents who need to work, the city has 30 some drop off points where kids can go to do schoolwork, on line, and under supervision, but they are not in school, just buildings to go to
do schoolwork. And all locations were booked solid.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2020 05:37 PM (OjZpE)

321 When they said "no child left behind", they didn't mean the slow kids would be helped to keep up with the fast ones.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2020 05:34 PM (dNzKv)

Yep. But in fairness, that can't be done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:37 PM (+PVrT)

322 And suddenly I remember ESPN had the TV show Playmakers before the NFL pressured them to drop it.

Posted by: bete at September 08, 2020 05:38 PM (Ojki1)

323 Disirregardless. It pays to improve your vocabularity.

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2020 05:38 PM (RuIsu)

324 Herbstreit is a person non grata at OSU. Herbie is the college football equivalent of a Never Trumper as far as OSU fans are concerned.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2020 05:38 PM (fQ4yL)

325 Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2020 05:37 PM (yQpMk)

Who made up those rules?. You can't cry if you wife or child dies?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2020 05:38 PM (WkPC9)

326 I'm assuming this interviewer didn't attend a Catholic elementary school in the fifties. Sr. Mary Whatsherface would have made short shrift of him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2020 05:39 PM (+lVUW)

327 At trump rally nc. Massive crowds 20k

Posted by: Duncan at September 08, 2020 05:39 PM (IyLg7)

328 323 Disirregardless. It pays to improve your vocabularity.
Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2020 05:38 PM (RuIsu)

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Absolutely and it's free to make up your own words like I do!

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2020 05:39 PM (jUVms)

329 315 Kirk Herbstreit sobs on ESPN's 'College GameDay' while talking about racism in America


A Man only gets to cry on three occasions in life: When you bury a parent, when you give away a daughter, and when the bone is actually protruding from the wound.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2020 05:37 PM (yQpMk)

This is correct

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 08, 2020 05:39 PM (ifmtJ)

330 Who made up those rules?. You can't cry if you wife or child dies?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2020 05:38 PM (WkPC9)

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Relax. He was funnin'.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2020 05:39 PM (jUVms)

331
Sooo...are you bragging or complaining.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 08, 2020 05:26 PM (N3Pra)




embrace the power of 'and'

Posted by: BifBewalski 🂡 Moron at September 08, 2020 05:40 PM (VcFUs)

332 When I was a Brownie our troop leader had us sit in a wide circle and
play "telephone." A whispered statement was given to the first girl and
she whispered what she heard to the next, and on it went around the
circle. The last girl had to say out loud what were the original words.
So out of whack, so far off, so completely distorted and wrong. And we
laughed.

There's a great Norman Rockwell painting depicting just that but with gossipy grownups.

Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2020 05:40 PM (+ya+t)

333 BOOM! I gotta tell ya, Pat, that Oprahpottamus run right has worked all day!

Posted by: John Madden at September 08, 2020 05:40 PM (hGohp)

334 >>A Man only gets to cry on three occasions in life: When you bury a parent, when you give away a daughter, and when the bone is actually protruding from the wound.

I forgot my cup one time, just one time, playing catcher in high school. Took a foul tip in the junk.

I cried on the inside.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2020 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)

335 327 BREAKING: Second Wave of COVID19
The MFM soon

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:40 PM (HwiWi)

336 Disirregardless.+++
That's, like, a double negative, no?

Posted by: Old Dude at September 08, 2020 05:40 PM (LGXGf)

337 I left my balls...in San Francisco.

Posted by: Kirk Herbstreit at September 08, 2020 05:40 PM (EgshT)

338 I missed my chance at a monster buck last year. I damn near cried.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 08, 2020 05:40 PM (o2MD2)

339 While searching for Outkick the Coverage is saw some headline about Travis saying something dangerous in regard to covid.
What pray tell?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2020 05:41 PM (uw+3k)

340 321 When they said "no child left behind", they didn't mean the slow kids would be helped to keep up with the fast ones.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2020 05:34 PM (dNzKv)
Yep. But in fairness, that can't be done.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:37 PM (+PVrT)

Ah you don't understand, we won't "leave any child behind" by ensuring that we help the slow kids, we'll do it by ensuring that the "fast" kids cannot get ahead!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 08, 2020 05:41 PM (2C38g)

341
Got a flu shot today. Now I'm going to be another COVID statistic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 05:41 PM (mht8P)

342 The crazy thing is that people like Clay are not even THAT conservative (or werent that conservative anyway)...the dems have just moved so far to the left.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 08, 2020 05:41 PM (JRaU+)

343 I cried once. I dropped a bottle of very expensive whiskey.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2020 05:42 PM (fqVfv)

344 Anything that will calm people down about COVID is dangerous...to the left.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2020 05:42 PM (jUVms)

345 The folks who make Grand Theft Auto need to be given the Madden franchise.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

NFL: Off the Field. Brawl, Drug, and Rape Like a Pro!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 08, 2020 05:42 PM (+y/Ru)

346 I left my balls...in San Francisco.



Couldn't just empty 'em at the bathhouse with the rest of the freaks?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 08, 2020 05:42 PM (SchxB)

347 Ah you don't understand, we won't "leave any child behind" by ensuring that we help the slow kids, we'll do it by ensuring that the "fast" kids cannot get ahead!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 08, 2020 05:41 PM (2C38g)

Yep. That's the only way to achieve "fairness."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:42 PM (+PVrT)

348 Newspapers and book publishers replaced line and continuity editors with Spellcheck and Grammarcheck better than fifteen years ago, and boy does it show. Of course, it would take a miracle worker to make that alleged reporter's word salad understandable.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at September 08, 2020 05:42 PM (yHHWj)

349 No Child Left Behind should be a government program ensuring that stragglers are shot.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2020 05:42 PM (H5knJ)

350 Kirk Herbstreit sobs on ESPN's 'College GameDay' while talking about racism in America



If he did that 30 years ago he would have been laughed at and humiliated so badly he would have to live in a cave for the rest of his p*ssy life. Today he will be told how "brave" he was to cry like an infant.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 05:42 PM (cgoHi)

351 I'd like to apologise to Nerada...

... but I won't.

quit spreading plague or by inaction contribute to spreading plague.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 08, 2020 05:42 PM (wSZhv)

352 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 08, 2020 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)

353 Like, ya know.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 08, 2020 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)

354 342 The crazy thing is that people like Clay are not even THAT conservative (or werent that conservative anyway)...the dems have just moved so far to the left.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 08, 2020 05:41 PM (JRaU

I call this Kennedy Conservative. Kennedy would be a right winger today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2020 05:43 PM (fqVfv)

355 Alison Stokke....

Mmm, site ads are kind today.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 08, 2020 05:43 PM (ifmtJ)

356
If he did that 30 years ago he would have been laughed at and humiliated so badly he would have to live in a cave for the rest of his p*ssy life. Today he will be told how "brave" he was to cry like an infant.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2020 05:42 PM (cgoHi)

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Agree on all counts.

He was being ridiculously dramatic about something manufactured.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2020 05:43 PM (jUVms)

357 Herbstreit is a person non grata at OSU. Herbie is the college football equivalent of a Never Trumper as far as OSU fans are concerned.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2020 05:38 PM (fQ4yL)

That's pretty bad considering he was a starting QB there, admittedly for the John Cooper era which was one of the Scarlet and Grey's darker periods...

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 08, 2020 05:43 PM (y7DUB)

358 the dems have just moved so far to the left.

***

If you presented the world of 2020 to the average liberals of even say 2012 they would have laughed and said you were making stupid crap up.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2020 05:43 PM (qlFIA)

359 Kirk Herbstreit sobs on ESPN's 'College GameDay' while talking about racism in America

Maybe he was ovulating at the time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2020 05:43 PM (+PVrT)

360 Well, I think the Biden campaign should hire this guy as a speech writer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2020 05:44 PM (+lVUW)

361 I dont cry much either but I admit I did shed a tear when In and Out Burger opened a new joint in my town.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Watching The Left Burn Like A Bitch at September 08, 2020 05:44 PM (+dsLj)

362 I call this Kennedy Conservative. Kennedy would be a right winger today.

***

Cut Taxes
Fought commies
Banged super models

Kind of like Trump actually.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2020 05:44 PM (qlFIA)

363 At trump rally. Winston-Salem nc. Lost count of charter buses shuttling peeps from parking to airport. Awesome!

Posted by: Duncan at September 08, 2020 05:44 PM (IyLg7)

364 the city has 30 some drop off points where kids can go to do schoolwork, on line, and under supervision,

I'm waiting for when the city will certify these kennels drop-off points chaperoned by those characters who do Sodomite Book Readings.

We'll find out how desperate some parents are to warehouse their spawn during daylight hours.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 08, 2020 05:44 PM (C+evo)

365 quit spreading plague or by inaction contribute to spreading plague.

====

Oh, Herbstreit Xerself is emoting on this thread now.

Posted by: bete at September 08, 2020 05:45 PM (Ojki1)

366 I did my part to fight this. I was driving my son and several of his friends (all middle school kids at the time) somewhere when one of them kept up-TALKING constantly.

I pulled over to the side of the road in a screeching halt, turned around and growled, "KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!"

He looked stunned, but he did knock it off for the rest of the trip.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Jay, you're a hero. I hope you cured the kid forever.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 08, 2020 05:45 PM (j3jZX)

367 I like combat flight simulator

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2020 05:45 PM (gmo/4)

368 Were those questions from the article, or the transcript? If the latter, well, the literal transcription of almost anyone's speech looks as if the speaker can't form a coherent sentence: spoken language differs from written language that much.

That being said, the Post knew that Kernshaw would be recording the interview and releasing his transcript, yet they went ahead with the hit job anyway? Man, they just don't give a shit any more!

Posted by: Brown Line at September 08, 2020 05:45 PM (S6ArX)

369 Cut Taxes
Fought commies
Banged super models

Kind of like Trump actually.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2020 05:44 PM (qlFIA)

Yes. Good point.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 08, 2020 05:45 PM (o2MD2)

370 I kneel before Kirk. That's a man, baby.

Posted by: Drew Knees at September 08, 2020 05:45 PM (EgshT)

371 If you presented the world of 2020 to the average liberals of even say 2012 they would have laughed and said you were making stupid crap up.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2020 05:43 PM (qlFIA)

That's their reaction today.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2020 05:45 PM (uEbPt)

372


What if your parent, wife and child are the same person? Can you cry 3x as much?

Posted by: Dirty Frank at September 08, 2020 05:46 PM (d6DSt)

373 JFK fucked literally anything female

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2020 05:46 PM (HwiWi)

374 365 quit spreading plague or by inaction contribute to spreading plague.

====

Oh, Herbstreit Xerself is emoting on this thread now.
Posted by: bete at September 08, 2020 05:45 PM (Ojki1)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 08, 2020 05:46 PM (ifmtJ)

375 I know this story well. The same thing happened to my father. In his case at the hands of leftist Gabriel Sherman of New York Magazine in his best seller on Roger Ailes. My father, a broadcast executive who developed the working model for CNN in the 70s and hired the pre-Fox Roger Ailes, was smeared by Sherman in similar ways. He tried to make my father out to be some right-wing zealot.

This was a total lie, and I chronicled the story and the lies in a book, "The Executive and the Smear" (on Amazon kindle).

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 08, 2020 05:47 PM (H8QX8)

376 What if your parent, wife and child are the same person? Can you cry 3x as much?
Posted by: Dirty Frank


Only in Alabama, Mississippi or Arkansas.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 05:47 PM (ctGui)

377 Madden Now Allows You To Select Greta Thunberg As Your QB

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

Please tell me this is true?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 08, 2020 05:47 PM (j3jZX)

378 The sidebar: That would be Kirk Herbstreet who was exploring his feminine side. I haven't watched ESPN in a very long time. Maybe last years Masters. I recall watching ESPN Gameday. Used to be a Saturday morning tradition. Not sure when I stopped watching it. Shift work has a lot to do with it. It's gone downhill bigly since I was last a regular viewer.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 08, 2020 05:47 PM (WV+Zi)

379 I'm just guessing but I bet Clay Travis is one of the few sports guys that is an athlete. Most sports pundits can't walk and chew gum at the same time.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 08, 2020 05:47 PM (2DOZq)

380 Cut Taxes
Fought commies
Banged super models

Kind of like Trump actually.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2020 05:44 PM (qlFIA)



To hit for the cycle, Nan could give him a bjeer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2020 05:48 PM (hGohp)

381 14 9
The transcript doesn't show the uptalk at the end of each sentence.

I was reading it that way though.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

I was picturing the guy on Judge Judy, getting an ass kicking for uptalk and filler phrases. She HATES that kind of thing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2020 05:48 PM (+lVUW)

382 quit spreading plague or by inaction contribute to spreading plague.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

lol.

Posted by: x at September 08, 2020 05:48 PM (nFwvY)

383 I am, like, totally literally shaking, you know?

Posted by: Journalistic Miklos at September 08, 2020 05:48 PM (QzkSJ)

384 Only in Alabama, Mississippi or Arkansas.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2020 05:47 PM (ctGui)

Be sure to notify us when and where you will be when you come to visit one of the maligned states.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 08, 2020 05:48 PM (o2MD2)

385
*runs in waving hands*

NOOOOOOOD!!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2020 05:48 PM (mht8P)

386 Plague?

Posted by: jsg at September 08, 2020 05:49 PM (s8GZP)

387 Back when my mom was in a coma and dying from lymphoma, I visited her in the ICU on my birthday. I cried a little. I didn't cry at the funeral.

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2020 05:49 PM (gmo/4)

388 nood hispanics

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 08, 2020 05:49 PM (ifmtJ)

389 The Plague!!! Wear a face diaper, stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at September 08, 2020 05:49 PM (EgshT)

390 When a couple gets divorced in Alabama, are they still legally cousins?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2020 05:49 PM (yQpMk)

391 Only in Alabama, Mississippi or Arkansas.
Posted by: rickb223

I rate this as PARTIALLY TRUE

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 08, 2020 05:49 PM (QzkSJ)

392 The transcript i would like to see:
This interviewer and the credibly accused rapist and white nationalist endorsed Biden.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2020 05:49 PM (dNzKv)

393 Boomhauer interview

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2020 05:50 PM (dNzKv)

394 Holy crap, that sidebar sportscaster video is tough to watch.

I think he must be going through menopause. The other people int the hollywood squares boxes look stunned.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 08, 2020 05:50 PM (LWu6U)

395 Boulder Hobo

Some people seem to think someone has taken over your nic because your main area of interest right seems to be in castigating people who don't support your view of COVID and masks.

However, you might enjoy this article by a writer from the "NY Post"-Brandon McGinley. The title is "How to keep friends despite COVID spats." He relates it to affability and his Catholic faith-so that latter might appeal to you if you are the original Boulder poster. Mr McGinley also has a book called "The Prodigal Church-Restoring Catholic Tradition in an age of Deception."

Best regards.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2020 05:51 PM (WkPC9)

396 It's amazing that this country has been horribly racist since its inception, but that horrible racism was only discovered in the last three months.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2020 05:51 PM (kTF2Z)

397 395-Sorry; Here's the link:

https://tinyurl.com/yy8zkeg3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2020 05:52 PM (WkPC9)

398 Ok process of elimination: who did not come forward on the Trump team to say the vet story was BS?

They keep logs of who attends meetings, no?

Posted by: Regular joe at September 08, 2020 05:52 PM (L9P9s)

399 I think I've cried about three times as an adult but I'm one of those that tears up at phone company commercials and surprise family/soldier reunions.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2020 05:52 PM (uEbPt)

400 Fuck me Trump is packing them in by the thousands in North Carolina

LOOK HOW CLOSE TOGETHER EVERYONE IS, AND NOBODY WEARING MASKS, MY GOD THE CHILDREN WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Watching The Left Burn Like A Bitch at September 08, 2020 05:53 PM (+dsLj)

401 Sponge did you say and fix your sewage system?

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2020 05:54 PM (OjZpE)

402 "sort of" entered the lexicon with ESL speakers who were not sure of their words: "I feel sort of elated". A cop out to desensitize the listener and make them feel OK with what was said, even if word choice not perfect.

It's now used constantly by English speakers in the same cop out way. Dishonest at best.

Posted by: Scottst at September 08, 2020 05:55 PM (bnHvS)

403 Lamest plague ever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (xPJvm), All Het Up Again at September 08, 2020 06:00 PM (xPJvm)

404 Guess we're willowed

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2020 06:02 PM (OjZpE)

405 @284 Not to GTA levels, but look up NFL Blitz some time.

----------------
Or Blood Bowl, which is a fantasy (as in elves and dwarves, not an office draft) parody of American football made by a bunch of Brits.

Posted by: junior at September 08, 2020 06:04 PM (418cV)

406 Time was when I was told by my parents that if I read the newspaper (I did at a young age, and not just the comics), it would help me read better, because the newspapers had editors and reporters that truly knew the English language inside and out. Indeed, I remember watching various news programs at a young age and saying to myself "That's what I got to sound like" (meaning polished, articulate, and at least act and sound like I knew what I was talking about).

Then I read this and I see how far the mighty have fallen. There's no way I'd use the media in this country for even an example of proper English usage.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 08, 2020 06:33 PM (SSJSf)

407 ...and this shoddy English is not limited to the WaPo. If you want real embarrassment, check out the KTRH AM 740 (Houston) FB page. Editing there is nonexistent. The news story they posted announcing the death of Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley is rife with basic English and spelling errors that were beaten out of me (literally and figuratively) by the time I was in second grade.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 08, 2020 06:36 PM (SSJSf)

408 I remember back in high school we were giving presentations in History class, another student and I sat there marking down the buffet of times the girl presenting said "ummm like," it as over 150 before the teacher noticed us, started giggling then told us to stop before she saw it. This girl was accepted to Columbia, and it sure as hell wasn't for her intelligence.

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