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Pro-Trump "Boat Parade" Smashes Records for the Biggest Boat Parade of All Time

Mo' boats, mo' votes.

It's just scientifcalistical.

(Ooooh, ripping off jokes from Pitch Meeting Guy is TIGHT!)


A pro-Trump Boat Parade in Clearwater, Florida on Saturday set the record for the biggest boat parade of all time, shattering the previous world record. Organizers of the Clearwater boat parade said that over 1,600 boats signed up for the event, and that didn't include last minute arrivals and those who joined in along the route. All told, as many as 2,000 boats took part, organizers told Fox 13. The previous record was set in Malaysia with 1,180 boats.

...

The massive Trump flotilla in Clearwater was not a one-off.


Huge, grassroots boat parades have been popping up all across the country in recent months, with patriotic Americans expressing support for the president and enjoying a popular summer recreational activity at the same time. While these pro-Trump rallies have gotten some local media coverage, the corporate media have been ignoring the Trump boat parade phenomenon, focusing instead on "mostly peaceful" Democrat-favored anti-Trump demonstrations.

Pictures and video of the Trump Flotilla Boat Parades at the link, including (at the end) Trump's video message to his maritime supporters.

Apparently, mention of the pro-Trump Boat Parades is enough to trigger leftwingers and NeverTrumpers (but I repeat myself) on Twitter:

A friend tells me he's been noticing all the pro-Trump signage and flags on boats for a while. He likens it to, maybe, guys who like trucks being supporters of Trump -- maybe vehicles are a sign of a psychology that puts a lot of emphasis on freedom and autonomy, and such people tend to lean right.

He also wonders if this isn't a case of the Shy Trump phenomenon dissipating as one gets away from Mobs. That is, people avoid saying they support Trump due to pressure and now outright threats from the mob, but out on the water, you feel emboldened to decloak.

Posted by: Ace at 02:11 PM




Comments

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1 BOOOM!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 17, 2020 02:11 PM (q177U)

2 Boats and Ho's!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 02:11 PM (luzVb)

3 Top 10!! WHOOHOO!!

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at August 17, 2020 02:12 PM (/rsCS)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 17, 2020 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Willowed because I wanted Dagny to see it.

365 My husband and I were both high acheiving academically. My sons are are far less, um, gifted. One of the 3 has the potential to be high achieving, ie, he has the smarts but not the drive necessary. Of the other 2, one will be successful, it's finally clicked. The other, who just tied himself to a mill stone will struggle. You can't predict smarts or drive. Mine don't have the killer instinct, unfortunately. At least not ours.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 17, 2020 02:07 PM (ySQBZ)

Thank you so much for posting this because both my husband and I were advanced degree earners, and our son (who is very, very smart) never graduated high school. Much to my chagrin. However, he is in a job he loves and has a great life, so education isn't everything.

As long as he is happy, I am happy. But for a long time I beat myself over the head.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at August 17, 2020 02:10 PM (/rsCS)

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at August 17, 2020 02:12 PM (/rsCS)

7 Once again, the media misses the boat.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 17, 2020 02:12 PM (lRrON)

8 Cool.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:12 PM (zr5Kq)

9 But Biden and his 346 views on Streaming is LEADING IN THE POLLS BY 12.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

10 That's nothing. Bill Kristol and Jonah Goldberg just announced that the latest Dispatch Swingers Cruise is so big, it's filling up TWO whole cruise ships!

It's a sure sign that Trump is going down harder than their wives.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 17, 2020 02:13 PM (SgjGX)

11 Top 10!

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 17, 2020 02:13 PM (RKLPC)

12 ...ish.

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 17, 2020 02:13 PM (RKLPC)

13 New thread smell

Sniff sniff sniff

Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 17, 2020 02:13 PM (WvQcX)

14 I know why lefties are mad. They only know nautical metaphors. That's all they teach in journalizzim school.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2020 02:13 PM (xfb67)

15 Ace, I absolutely love you for being a Screen Rants fan.

Won't it be difficult for RINOs to convince Americans that they aren't actually Communists in sheep's clothing?

No, it'll be super-easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Andy Stern at August 17, 2020 02:13 PM (qEth8)

16
[does facepalm]
*dammit! I could have been leading the parade*

Posted by: Captain Bill Krystal at August 17, 2020 02:14 PM (++ggZ)

17 I personally noticed boats flying Trump banners on the Hudson River this weekend. (a bit north of NYC, off of the shores of Rockland County)

Posted by: Liberty at August 17, 2020 02:14 PM (tCKcr)

18

How many topless sluts?

Posted by: Samwise Dongthump at August 17, 2020 02:15 PM (d6DSt)

19 [does facepalm]
*dammit! I could have been leading the parade*
Posted by: Captain Bill Krystal at August 17, 2020 02:14 PM (++ggZ)


You lead the elephant walk.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

20
Hey, tossing them from boats isn't as dramatic as helicopters, but it oughta make a splash.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 02:15 PM (/nZod)

21 So Vikings for Trump? I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 17, 2020 02:15 PM (7xbc8)

22 Lotta white privilege on the water

Posted by: Ministry of Truth at August 17, 2020 02:15 PM (/6GbT)

23 Everyone in the parade has Boat Privilege.

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2020 02:15 PM (HEEq1)

24 I would think Kamala would prefer riding in a Stabbin Cabin.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 17, 2020 02:15 PM (ufFY8)

25 They purposely design boats to kill pedestrians, you know.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 17, 2020 02:15 PM (H5knJ)

26
Kap'n Bill on a raft with a hawser spike

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 02:15 PM (pNxlR)

27 As long as he is happy, I am happy. But for a long time I beat myself over the head.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor

It's wonderful he's happy!

One is only ever as happy as your least happy child. (At least for me)

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (Rvt88)

28 On the road to my house there was John Deere baling hay with a giant Trump 2020 flag flying. I should have taken a photo.

Posted by: Priapism at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (2cfUo)

29 Just imagine the number of firearms being lost out there.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (3b/EV)

30 AHOY!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (lRrON)

31 9 But Biden and his 346 views on Streaming is LEADING IN THE POLLS BY 12.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

Or 4, according to the CNN poll, which last had him up by 15.

Listen, just because these polls are all over the place and make no sense that doesn't mean that each and everyone is 100% correct.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

32 >>>15 Ace, I absolutely love you for being a Screen Rants fan.


well, I absolutely hate Screen Rant. I'm only a fan of Ryan George and the Pitch Meeting bits.

The rest of the channel is SJW shill media crap. I wish I had a way to block Screen Rant suggestions while getting informed when Pitch Meeting had a new one up.

Posted by: ace at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (PbpT7)

33 Lake George NY had a pro-Trump boat parade this past weekend as well. Lot of pissing and moaning about the wake from the boats damaging their docks. Boats were clocked at 15-20mph in a 45mph zone, but supposedly generated 5ft-6ft wakes - according to one person who's dock was supposedly damaged.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (N39Ws)

34 That does it. They're selling Trump flags up the road. Gonna hang one on the stern light of my little bitty boat and hope for a parade.

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (XxJt1)

35
Either Teefa didn't protest the boat parade, or they all sank.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (88+cf)

36 Still love the guy who drove his boat with the Trump Banner into TV view of the Dragon capsule splash down and recovery. Epic.

Posted by: Archer at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (gmo/4)

37 You know the DNC is a shitshow when the always obsequious to the Left Fox Radio reports, "the highlight tonight may be PROMINENT REPUBLICAN, John Kasich, speaks."

In what alternative universe is Katshit prominent, Fox Radio?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (puu6v)

38 An observation: you can put a flag up on a boat without worry that someone will damage your boat. You cannot necessarily do this with your vehicle. Trump supporters may give an air of "not giving a fuck" at times, but they work hard for their "toys" and they do not want to see them damaged. You never know what someone will do to your car.

Posted by: SH at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (sX1BW)

39 We had a Trump boat parade near be about a month ago.

Our marina is on the barge canal and it WAS CRAZY. It was 8 hours of nonstop boats with huge Trump flags (often with 3 or more). People were in great spirits, having a fantastic time.

The media barely covered it and there must have been thousands of boats that turned out for the parade. Comments on a news app that posted a video of it were dismissive...saying that the boaters had come from other states and this wasn't really Florida grown.

One (count it), ONE lone Biden flag on one boat. That was it.

I LOVE FLORIDA!! WHOOHOO!!

Welcome, Insom.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (/rsCS)

40 Just in: Fauci says that large violent gatherings on streets are entirely allowed, but that being in boats on the open water creates a "super spreader" environment for COVID. /s

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (svbBD)

41 A bunch of rich republicans in their mini-yachts.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2020 02:17 PM (kA3Cp)

42 Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)

43 Ace, I absolutely love you for being a Screen Rants fan.

Won't it be difficult for RINOs to convince Americans that they aren't actually Communists in sheep's clothing?

No, it'll be super-easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Andy Stern at August 17, 2020 02:13 PM (qEth


Ryan, in his most recent non-pitch meeting vid, equated wearing a mask now to wearing headphones in a zombie apocalypse. I think he really thought he was mocking people who don't want to wear masks.

To which one might ask "I'm not sure how wearing headphones to ward off zombies is supposed to work. It doesn't seem like that would work any more effectively than wearing a mask to keep out a microbe."

One would then expect his script writer to say "I'm gonna need you to get aaaaaaaaallllll the way off my back."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2020 02:17 PM (hku12)

44 32 >>>15 Ace, I absolutely love you for being a Screen Rants fan.


well, I absolutely hate Screen Rant. I'm only a fan of Ryan George and the Pitch Meeting bits.

The rest of the channel is SJW shill media crap. I wish I had a way to block Screen Rant suggestions while getting informed when Pitch Meeting had a new one up.
Posted by: ace at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (PbpT7)

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Yeah, I've never watched a one of their other videos. They look dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 17, 2020 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

45 I could have a boat or I could have money.
But, not both.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 17, 2020 02:17 PM (w7KSn)

46 but supposedly generated 5ft-6ft wakes - according to one person who's dock was supposedly damaged.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (N39Ws)

Kaptain Karen doing the komplaining?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 17, 2020 02:17 PM (ufFY8)

47 That is, people avoid saying they support Trump due to pressure and now outright threats from the mob

I wouldn't dream of putting a Trump sign on our yard, or a Trump bumper sticker on our cars, here in California. It would just be begging for trouble.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

48 The first time I saw political messaging on private boats were teh Trump flags I saw on the Detroit River in 2016.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 17, 2020 02:17 PM (in24S)

49 No gunboats, though, I bet some boats had guns on them.

Posted by: huerfano at August 17, 2020 02:17 PM (9dnxb)

50
How many dolphins and whales did they kill?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 02:18 PM (mht8P)

51 20
Hey, tossing them from boats isn't as dramatic as helicopters, but it oughta make a splash.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 02:15 PM (/nZod)

More economical, think barge... that's a lot of fish food.

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 17, 2020 02:18 PM (/6GbT)

52 27 One is only ever as happy as your least happy child. (At least for me)

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (Rvt8

This is so true!!!

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at August 17, 2020 02:18 PM (/rsCS)

53 The boat parade is serving as a surrogate for a Trump rally. While I wouldn't place money on it just yet, if Trump is re-elected by a significant margin it really shouldn't surprise anyone.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 17, 2020 02:18 PM (puu6v)

54 Welcome, Insom.


==



Insomniac is moving to Florida ? What a deal ! I am sure he'll love it there.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:18 PM (zr5Kq)

55 24
I would think Kamala would prefer riding in a Stabbin Cabin.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 17, 2020 02:15 PM (ufFY

Someone will need to explain to Kamala that the "using the head" is defecating, not fellating.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (N39Ws)

56 Will Pierre Delecto be at the Democratic conference?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (lgiXo)

57 >>>40 Just in: Fauci says that large violent gatherings on streets are entirely allowed, but that being in boats on the open water creates a "super spreader" environment for COVID. /s
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

haha

Posted by: ace at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (PbpT7)

58 Boats are nothing but aquatic pickup trucks. Designed to intimidate, and declare one's white privilege.

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (HEEq1)

59 OK, who's the U-Boat Commander?

Posted by: Archer at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (gmo/4)

60 Posted by: ace at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (PbpT7)

Inspector really likes Screen Rants, but I just can't stand the guy's voice for some reason. It actually makes me start contemplating violence.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (uquGJ)

61 The boat parade is serving as a surrogate for a Trump rally.

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Agree completely.

Posted by: SH at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (sX1BW)

62
He just crossed Biden's T.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (mht8P)

63 These things are happening all over. Orange Beach/Perdido Key in AL has a Trump parade about once a month. They don't set world records, but hundreds of boats show up, and a good time is had by all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy24jkiAatk

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (sWM8x)

64
How long til DeBlasio constructs a giant Trumpboat in NY Harbor for propaganda purposes, and the NYPD accidentally sinks it and blockades the city?

Because they WILL prove themselves as dumb and fanatical as the Iranians, somehow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (/nZod)

65 47 That is, people avoid saying they support Trump due to pressure and now outright threats from the mob

I wouldn't dream of putting a Trump sign on our yard, or a Trump bumper sticker on our cars, here in California. It would just be begging for trouble.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

========

I live in an HOA. No signs allowed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

66


How many dolphins and whales did they kill?!?!?!?!



PUT A MASK ON THAT BLOWHOLE, FLIPPER

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (luzVb)

67 Wonder if Ace showed up in his richly appointed fuck gondola.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 17, 2020 02:20 PM (nQa/k)

68 I GOT THiS !!! Trump BOAT RALLY !!!!

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:20 PM (zr5Kq)

69 Decloaking over here, Boss!

Posted by: Heirloominati, with following seas at August 17, 2020 02:20 PM (CtJ/Z)

70 Study Finds Most American Trust Dr. Pepper over Dr. Fauci


Babylon Bee

Posted by: Archer at August 17, 2020 02:20 PM (gmo/4)

71 This parade, and any notice of it, is angering a lot of
media/Dems/NeverTrumpists and I feel like this is a very sad and weird
thing to get upset over. Just, like, let it go, folks. Pick your battles
and all that.


Note to Mollie: The PROGDA media, Democrats and NT's are sad, weird and upset all the time anyway. If it wasn't a flotilla/regatta, they'd be upset at something else.

Like mailboxes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 17, 2020 02:20 PM (HaL55)

72 Will Pierre Delecto be at the Democratic conference?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (lgiXo)


He is severely conservatively disappointed in Trump.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 17, 2020 02:20 PM (AiZBA)

73 I think they don't like boat parades because, unlike street parades, it's very difficult to physically attack the marchers, or even scream like lunatic banshees at them.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 02:21 PM (j3jZX)

74
#nevertrumpers are queuing up for their chance to jolly roger the cruise liner's cabin boys.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 02:21 PM (pNxlR)

75 well, I absolutely hate Screen Rant. I'm only a fan of Ryan George and the Pitch Meeting bits.

The rest of the channel is SJW shill media crap. I wish I had a way to block Screen Rant suggestions while getting informed when Pitch Meeting had a new one up.
Posted by: ace at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (PbpT7)

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Yeah, I've never watched a one of their other videos. They look dumb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 17, 2020 02:17 PM (LvTSG)


I tried. Once or twice, but yeah, they're as dumb as they look.

He posts the pitch meetings on his own channel, but apparently one isn't going to be notified that there's one there until after whatever amount of time it takes to gather the cash at Screen Rant.

I usually see his pitch meetings in my notifications about 2-3 days after they're posted.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2020 02:21 PM (hku12)

76
Insomniac is moving to Florida ? What a deal ! I am sure he'll love it there.
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:18 PM (zr5Kq)


I thought he was already in Florida.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

77 Thank you so much for posting this because both my husband and I were advanced degree earners, and our son (who is very, very smart) never graduated high school. Much to my chagrin. However, he is in a job he loves and has a great life, so education isn't everything.

As long as he is happy, I am happy. But for a long time I beat myself over the head.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at August 17, 2020 02:10 PM (/rsCS)
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at August 17, 2020 02:12 PM (/rsCS)

My mom has an Ivy league doctorate. She has doctor and lawyer siblings. Among my siblings and me, only one of us doesn't have an advanced degree, we all have college degrees and are above average to way above average intelligence academically, as we're my parents.

My nephew on the other hand, also very intelligent seriously messed up though, for various reasons, and threw away a free college ride that was being provided by me.

Anyway, thank God, after a lot of grief, he is getting his life together. My extended family has a tradition of university education and it would be weird if he were one of the first not to go.

Although I'm almost grateful I don't have have any kids of my own to worry about sending to college as most have become frightening dumpster fires.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 17, 2020 02:21 PM (9hauA)

78 70 Study Finds Most American Trust Dr. Pepper over Dr. Fauci


Babylon Bee
Posted by: Archer

Even Mr. Pipp is more trusted that Fowlci.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 02:21 PM (Rvt88)

79 A boat owner once told me that the day he gets a boat is the second happiest day of a man's life. The first happiest is the day he gets rid of it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 02:21 PM (xPl2J)

80 A pro-Trump Boat Parade in Clearwater, Florida on Saturday set the
record for the biggest boat parade of all time, shattering the previous
world record.


does that include dunkirk?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 17, 2020 02:21 PM (sGtp+)

81 I live in an HOA. No signs allowed.
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I guess it may vary state to state, but in Texas HOA's cannot outright prohibit political signs, but there are some restrictions. Wonder if there has been a SCOTUS case on this?

Posted by: SH at August 17, 2020 02:21 PM (sX1BW)

82 Wonder if Ace showed up in his richly appointed fuck gondola.

Howzabout a big luxurious golden Nile river barge?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 17, 2020 02:22 PM (HaL55)

83 Ever notice how most boats are painted WHITE? Hmmm? When was the last time you saw a boat painted black?

This is no accident. It's a dogwhistle -- er, I mean, a bo's'n's whistle.

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2020 02:22 PM (HEEq1)

84 With TRUMP in attendance, is what I mean. (Yes, there was that bit in the Ozark with Preacher on water, but that was a cover for [SPOILER ALERT AHEAD] drug smuggling...)

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:22 PM (zr5Kq)

85 I think they don't like boat parades because, unlike street parades, it's very difficult to physically attack the marchers, or even scream like lunatic banshees at them.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

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Well, yeah, most of antifag and Burn Loot Murder don't swim.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2020 02:22 PM (kA3Cp)

86 61 The boat parade is serving as a surrogate for a Trump rally.

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Agree completely.
Posted by: SH at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (sX1BW)

Trump should do a rally from a boat.

Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2020 02:22 PM (Izzlo)

87 You know this kind of shit must really, REALLY get under the skin of D-tard leadership: this is exactly the kind of organic, folksy rally they used to have, and now crave. Now the best they can do is a bunch of gender confused bitches and some beta soi bois who smell like pepper spray and teargas. Oh and, BLM looting for bread loaves at Nordstrom.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 17, 2020 02:22 PM (7Fj9P)

88
I live in an HOA. No signs allowed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (LvTSG)






Pickup truck with one of those ginormous panel signs in the bed. Common way to get around zoning laws for billboards, since it's portable.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2020 02:22 PM (EGyGV)

89
Boats are designed to intimidate and kill swimmers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 02:22 PM (/nZod)

90 OK, who's the U-Boat Commander?
Posted by: Archer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=en0fsW_lChQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 02:23 PM (+y/Ru)

91
I think they don't like boat parades because, unlike street parades, it's very difficult to physically attack the marchers, or even scream like lunatic banshees at them.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 02:21 PM (j3jZX)


This. There are more degrees of freedom for maneuvering as well. Can't march down the middle of a waterway, can you, antifags?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 02:23 PM (pNxlR)

92 He just crossed Biden's T.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 02:19 PM (mht8P)

PORT!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 17, 2020 02:23 PM (8D42x)

93 >>> Just in: Fauci says that large violent gatherings on streets are entirely allowed, but that being in boats on the open water creates a "super spreader" environment for COVID. /s
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

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Glad you threw in the sarc tag, because like the Bee, it's getting harder to distinguish.

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 17, 2020 02:23 PM (1Xx0L)

94 I live in a boating area and I find it very interesting--there are a zillion trump flags on boats and piers and very few on houses.
Fear of retaliation/identification, maybe?

Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:23 PM (AwPyG)

95 87 You know this kind of shit must really, REALLY get under the skin of D-tard leadership: this is exactly the kind of organic, folksy rally they used to have, and now crave. Now the best they can do is a bunch of gender confused bitches and some beta soi bois who smell like pepper spray and teargas. Oh and, BLM looting for bread loaves at Nordstrom.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 17, 2020 02:22 PM (7Fj9P)

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In deep blue states, not swing states.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 17, 2020 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

96 Note to Mollie: The PROGDA media, Democrats and NT's are sad, weird and upset all the time anyway. If it wasn't a flotilla/regatta, they'd be upset at something else.

Like mailboxes.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 17, 2020 02:20 PM (HaL55)


They're angry and upset that the sun rises in the east.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

97 77 Although I'm almost grateful I don't have have any kids of my own to worry about sending to college as most have become frightening dumpster fires.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 17, 2020 02:21 PM (9hauA)

Isn't that the truth? You pay tons of money that you earned to an institution that basically teaches your child to be a snowflake, and a sheep. It's rather disgusting, really.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at August 17, 2020 02:24 PM (/rsCS)

98
You know this kind of shit must really, REALLY get under the skin of D-tard leadership: this is exactly the kind of organic, folksy rally they used to have, and now crave


They're burning fossil fuels!!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 02:24 PM (pNxlR)

99 HOA's are unions in neighborhood form.

I find them evil and think they should be shunned.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

100


David French said (probly) that it's just so gauche and tacky that Trumpists decide to invoke their boats as some totem of appreciation for someone who is so against the core tenets of Christianity.

Or some bullshit like that.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 17, 2020 02:24 PM (nsO8p)

101 I suspect Trump ground troops have a bigger navy and Air Force than Antifa / BLM ground troops though they probably have more yachts and corporate jets.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 02:24 PM (nAJ3K)

102 94 I live in a boating area and I find it very interesting--there are a zillion trump flags on boats and piers and very few on houses.
Fear of retaliation/identification, maybe?
Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:23 PM (AwPyG)


I think that that's a given. If I had a boat I'd put a Trump flag on it. And take it down before tying at the dock. My house? No way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:24 PM (YqDXo)

103 Insomniac is moving to Florida ? What a deal ! I am sure he'll love it there.
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:18 PM (zr5Kq)

I thought he was already in Florida.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)


IT'S FUNNY CUZ SAYING INSOM WILL "LOVE IT" ANYWHERE GOES AGAINST HIS ENTIRE HISTORY OF POSTING HERE.

Posted by: Ben ROETHLISBERGER at August 17, 2020 02:24 PM (hku12)

104 78
70 Study Finds Most American Trust Dr. Pepper over Dr. Fauci





Babylon Bee

Posted by: Archer



Even Mr. Pipp is more trusted that Fowlci.


how does gladys knight rank?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 17, 2020 02:24 PM (sGtp+)

105 One (count it), ONE lone Biden flag on one boat. That was it.

@@@@

That boat was confused about where it was

Posted by: Piratepatch at August 17, 2020 02:24 PM (h8meQ)

106
That's one heck of a lot of boats!

And every single one of them knows that BOAT stands for:
Break
Out
Another
Thousand

Every one. And because they want to continue to do so, they are Trump supporters.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (sy5kK)

107 well all the boats were Killing Mother Earth, I HOPE YOU TRUMPERS ARE HAPPY B

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (1Dmt5)

108 think they don't like boat parades because, unlike street parades, it's very difficult to physically attack the marchers, or even scream like lunatic banshees at them.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 02:21 PM (j3jZX)

Lighting a molotov cocktail while underwater would also be challenging.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (lgiXo)

109 I think it's the second thing Ace is noting. There's an anonymity to you when you're out on the water, plus you're nicely out of reach of psychos

and around me - midatlantic region and northeast - everyone has gone psycho!!!!

the more normal people have been and still are at the shore, I think, which could also be contributing to this phenomenon.

either way, I love it!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (j9HX3)

110 Even if Ryan George himself is a lefty, the fact remains: his stuff is funny!

Do you know how RARE that is?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (j3jZX)

111 y'all know slaves came over on boats

therefore

boats=racists

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (zDwuO)

112 Posted by: ace at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (PbpT7)

Having a channel that completely sucks except for two guys is TIGHT

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (3b/EV)

113

Saw political boat parades in Miami's intercostal frequently 91-95.

Posted by: Samwise Dongthump at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (d6DSt)

114 99 HOA's are unions in neighborhood form.

I find them evil and think they should be shunned.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)


When we were looking for a house the first thing we told the realtor was "no HOAs."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (YqDXo)

115 I'm only a fan of Ryan George and the Pitch Meeting bits.

The rest of the channel is SJW shill media crap. I wish I had a way to block Screen Rant suggestions while getting informed when Pitch Meeting had a new one up.
Posted by: ace at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (PbpT7)

Ryan George is a lib (default lib - Canadian so duh), but he's funny and that's all that matters, AFAIK. Some SJWish stuff slips in very occasionally but I don't hold it against him, whatever.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (9hauA)

116 A boat owner once told me that the day he gets a boat is the second happiest day of a man's life. The first happiest is the day he gets rid of it.
==============================
Boats are like strippers: a big hole you pour money into, with zero ROI.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (7Fj9P)

117 @103
HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (AwPyG)

118 In what alternative universe is Katshit prominent, Fox Radio? <<<<<<<
In what universe is he a republican?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (r+sAi)

119 *AFAIC*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (9hauA)

120 Please! No boats! It's hard enough keeping this man alive as is.

Posted by: Secret Service at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (XxJt1)

121 I wouldn't dream of putting a Trump sign on our yard, or a Trump bumper sticker on our cars, here in California. It would just be begging for trouble.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

They're everywhere in the rural areas.

Posted by: Sjg at August 17, 2020 02:26 PM (gDSJf)

122 Boats in general, and Archimedes' Principle specifically, are racist social construct tools of the white patriarchy oppressor!

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 02:26 PM (KOP8q)

123 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 02:23 PM (+y/Ru)


Risky Business Reference

Posted by: Archer at August 17, 2020 02:26 PM (gmo/4)

124 Ryan George and the Pitch Meeting bits.

-
He does Fellowship of the Ring. That scene where Gollum talks to himself like he's two different people. That's way crazy, man!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 02:26 PM (+y/Ru)

125 A bunch of rich republicans in their mini-yachts.
Delivering pot to their dealers!

Right, Jack?!! RIGHT?!!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2020 02:26 PM (an7Mv)

126 105 One (count it), ONE lone Biden flag on one boat. That was it.

@@@@

That boat was confused about where it was
Posted by: Piratepatch at August 17, 2020 02:24 PM (h8meQ)

HAHAHAHA!! So true.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at August 17, 2020 02:26 PM (/rsCS)

127 The Trumpish Armada

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2020 02:26 PM (aKsyK)

128 XiNN: Boats are race-ist

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (J8nVw)

129 You have to realize that the sole purpose of an HOA is to keep everyone's property values high.
You may not like being subject to one, but that's your choice.

Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (AwPyG)

130 Looking at the video you realize that 2,000 boats is a lot of boats!

Posted by: WisRich at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (G0vdT)

131 David French said (probly) that it's just so gauche and tacky that Trumpists decide to invoke their boats as some totem of appreciation for someone who is so against the core tenets of Christianity.

Or some bullshit like that.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 17, 2020 02:24 PM (nsO8p)

Jesus preached from a boat.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (lgiXo)

132 Study Finds Most American Trust Dr. Pepper over Dr. Fauci

Babylon Bee

Posted by: Archer

Even Mr. Pipp is more trusted that Fowlci.

how does gladys knight rank?
Posted by: Anachronda

It was the best thing that ever happened to her.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (Rvt88)

133 Wait, didn't they stop other boats on the water, pull out the passengers and beat them?

If not, it ain't no protest!

Posted by: BLM at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (NgKpN)

134 There's going to be a pro Trump boat parade on a lake near here this coming Sunday.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (d0WgS)

135
Wonder if Ace showed up in his richly appointed fuck gondola.
Posted by: Rbastid at August 17, 2020 02:20 PM (nQa/k)






Not sure I'd trust Teh Ewok on a boat anywhere near the continental shelf...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (EGyGV)

136 I wonder how many people are just getting sick of things and are deciding outs okay to say their supporting Trump, or at least hinting at it. I've seen a few instances lately in my very liberal city and with people you wouldn't expect, one is a teacher, one an actress, one a local dog walker who is either Hispanic or black, and even our local brewery has pasted about donating twice to police groups. Hopefully mite people start to realize that the right, or at least the right and the sensible middle, are much larger than the mob and we shouldn't back down our be scared, it's time we all start posing these giant companies to stop backing the mob or else we'll be three ones actually taking them down, not the 5 whiney bitches on twitter.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (nQa/k)

137 Sponge, I was making zee joke. I don't think our friend charlotte the sailor knows that he is a Florida Man.


Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (zr5Kq)

138 I learned "there is no Port, Left in the bottle", from a sailor.

He didn't have a snappy thing to remember for "starboard".

Posted by: nip at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (yoqcZ)

139 Disgusting display of Buoyancy Privilege.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 02:28 PM (luzVb)

140 96
Note to Mollie: The PROGDA media, Democrats and NT's are sad, weird
and upset all the time anyway. If it wasn't a flotilla/regatta, they'd
be upset at something else.



Like mailboxes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 17, 2020 02:20 PM (HaL55)



They're angry and upset that the sun rises in the east.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

Over Trump, first.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 17, 2020 02:28 PM (KnJdm)

141 > You never know what someone will do to your car.

I've heard stories of people carrying around Trump bumperstickers to slap on communist-owned vehicles at "peaceful protests".

Of course that would be Wrong.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 02:28 PM (tTbNq)

142 Boats are like strippers: a big hole you pour money into, with zero ROI.
---------
Most entertainment consumption dollars are like that. The ROI is the fun. In this case you get the added fun of pissing of Democrats.

Posted by: SH at August 17, 2020 02:28 PM (sX1BW)

143 I never see boats (or very few) on the water wear I live. However, I do see a lot of trucks and the occasional motorcycle flying Trump and / or US flags.

I think I will look to see if I can find a Trump sticker for my helmet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 17, 2020 02:28 PM (2JVJo)

144 139 Disgusting display of Buoyancy Privilege.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast

most boats are white, right?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2020 02:28 PM (zDwuO)

145 Democrats are sad. They need to be told what to do and think or they're without direction. They have a mental incompetent and Blow Job Queen as their candidates. They're burning down cities, assaulting truck drivers and trannies. They love China and hate the US because they love them some Chinese cash. They're the only people in the country arguing the post office is a bastion of efficiency and integrity. Good God, I just queefed.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 02:28 PM (h3FHK)

146 Love it!!

People find a way to speak freely away from the #BLM and antifa mobs, and outside of the Silicon Valley tech sensors.

'Merica, f#@$ yeah!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 02:28 PM (bDqIh)

147 This is a new phenomenon AFAIK. No other politician has inspired such devotion. Like Henry VIII, Trump has become a legend in his own lifetime. Without all the wife killing.

Posted by: Jmel at August 17, 2020 02:29 PM (J62Pw)

148 121 I wouldn't dream of putting a Trump sign on our yard, or a Trump bumper sticker on our cars, here in California. It would just be begging for trouble.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

They're everywhere in the rural areas.
Posted by: Sjg at August 17, 2020 02:26 PM (gDSJf)
---
I've had no problems from my Trump sticker, but this is Alabama. The only reactions I've gotten are "thumbs up" from a couple of black guys in a parking lot. Oh, and one bitch shot me the bird.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 02:29 PM (sWM8x)

149 They're everywhere in the rural areas.
Posted by: Sjg at August 17, 2020 02:26 PM (gDSJf)


At the last election some leftard put handmade signs next to a major thoroughfare accusing anyone and everyone to the right of Pol Pot of being a Nazi.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:29 PM (YqDXo)

150 I mentioned this last week but I saw two boats in Hynannisport, Ma. wearing Trump 2020 flags, cruising the harbor. Right there in blue Kennedy HQ. It was great.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 17, 2020 02:29 PM (2y4NB)

151 ... you feel emboldened to decloak.

________


Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 02:29 PM (KOP8q)

152 That is, people avoid saying they support Trump due to pressure and now outright threats from the mob, but out on the water, you feel emboldened to decloak.


A fellow in FL (one of those canal neighborhoods) put up a Trump flag in his yard. The HOA took him to task and forced it down.

So, he had his entire boat Trump Wrapped.
The boat was docked in front of the house and HOA couldn't touch it.

Trend setter he is.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 02:29 PM (SpZxj)

153 What pisses them off the most is that it is an official record breaker. So they can't lie and claim that it was smaller than it actually was.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 17, 2020 02:29 PM (d0WgS)

154 I drove up to Prescott, AZ last week. We decided to take the Yarnell route, which hits a bunch of small towns. We were amazed at the large number of Trump signs. There was even a Trump Train Depot in Wickenburg, AZ.

Posted by: WHAM at August 17, 2020 02:29 PM (2Q2wi)

155 joey plays with his rubber ducky in the bath tub

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2020 02:29 PM (1+CaC)

156 They brought slaves over on boats.

So this just proves all Trumpies are RAAAAACIST!

Posted by: BLM at August 17, 2020 02:30 PM (NgKpN)

157 129
You have to realize that the sole purpose of an HOA is to keep everyone's property values high.
You may not like being subject to one, but that's your choice.


Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (AwPyG)

Purpose and practice may vary.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 17, 2020 02:30 PM (KnJdm)

158 >>He likens it to, maybe, guys who like trucks being supporters of Trump -- maybe vehicles are a sign of a psychology that puts a lot of emphasis on freedom and autonomy, and such people tend to lean right.


It also has the same affect on bluecheck twitter: do they know anyone with a boat/truck?!

They have no clue who these people are, so they have a hard time smearing them. LOLGF!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 02:30 PM (bDqIh)

159
Wait, didn't they stop other boats on the water, pull out the passengers and beat them?

If not, it ain't no protest!
Posted by: BLM at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (NgKpN

Repel all boarders! Flare gun to the face sounds unpleasant

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 17, 2020 02:30 PM (/6GbT)

160 There was even a Trump Train Depot in Wickenburg, AZ.
Posted by: WHAM

nazis used trains

Posted by: This is CNN at August 17, 2020 02:30 PM (zDwuO)

161 charlotte, my oldest is very smart but has crippling anxiety

trying to help her
it's hard

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 02:30 PM (J8nVw)

162 I've noticed a lot huge trump flags on boats at our marina...granted its north Texas. But still its nice to see.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 17, 2020 02:30 PM (UoNvf)

163 They love China and hate the US because they love them some Chinese cash.

Also because China is a communist dictatorship, and they aspire to generating that here. Recall Friedman pining for an authoritarian government to just order people to do what he considered right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:30 PM (YqDXo)

164 Sponge, I was making zee joke. I don't think our friend charlotte the sailor knows that he is a Florida Man.


Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (zr5Kq)


Ah.

Next thing you know, he'll be sharing a birthday with JJ.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

165 ... you feel emboldened to decloak.


___________


Prediction: in the future, the United Federation of Planets will name a starship the USS Defiant in honor of Trump.

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 02:31 PM (KOP8q)

166 Does BLM have a submarine?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2020 02:31 PM (aKsyK)

167 Watched many of those at AG earlier today
Didn't see this one
It's the music that makes it

https://twitter.com/i/status/1294744147136516097

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 02:31 PM (SpZxj)

168 My favorite entry in our local parade was a boat that had about 50 trump-is-rambo flaes along the fishing superstructure, and at the very top a California flag flying upside down.

Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:31 PM (AwPyG)

169 Also, I see Trump bumper stickers on trucks mostly. White Supremacist trucks, like Fords.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 17, 2020 02:31 PM (2y4NB)

170 I've noticed a lot huge trump flags on boats at our marina...granted its north Texas. But still its nice to see.
Posted by: Mishdog at August 17, 2020 02:30 PM (UoNvf)


Ray Roberts or Lewisville?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

171
Jesus preached from a boat.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (lgiXo)







If memory serves, he really didn't NEED a boat...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2020 02:31 PM (EGyGV)

172 You have to realize that the sole purpose of an HOA is to keep everyone's property values high.

As a side effect, it lets middle age woman massage their inner nazi.

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 17, 2020 02:31 PM (SpKeo)

173 I'm only a fan of Ryan George and the Pitch Meeting bits.

The rest of the channel is SJW shill media crap. I wish I had a way to block Screen Rant suggestions while getting informed when Pitch Meeting had a new one up.
Posted by: ace at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (PbpT7)

Ryan George is a lib (default lib - Canadian so duh), but he's funny and that's all that matters, AFAIK. Some SJWish stuff slips in very occasionally but I don't hold it against him, whatever.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 17, 2020 02:25 PM (9hauA)


I'm not sure he's particularly left leaning, but he is young.

So he's gotta check some of the boxes. They have to. I've seen him do things that suggest he's not entirely of the left, even though the most recent vid mocks people who don't want to wear masks.

It was mild enough, and may be something one has to do, to not be singled out as "one of them."

Egad, what a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2020 02:31 PM (hku12)

174 'port' and 'left' both have four letters is how I remember it.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2020 02:32 PM (an7Mv)

175 I always equated port and starboard to the lengths of the words left and right. Easy.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 02:32 PM (j3jZX)

176 Ben to Disney World, one too many times? Have we, Captain Ron?

Posted by: Archer at August 17, 2020 02:32 PM (gmo/4)

177 > You have to realize that the sole purpose of an HOA is to keep everyone's property values high.

From what I've seen, their sole purpose is to provide a mechanism for allowing the Karens who couldn't get on the PTS to bully people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 02:32 PM (tTbNq)

178 Joe Biden: "Come on man. 2000 boats? Watch me get 2000 antifa thugs"

Posted by: WisRich at August 17, 2020 02:32 PM (G0vdT)

179 Having a truck to pull your boat trailer must be double racist.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2020 02:32 PM (1+CaC)

180 The media barely covered it and there must have been thousands of boats that turned out for the parade. Comments on a news app that posted a video of it were dismissive...saying that the boaters had come from other states and this wasn't really Florida grown.

One (count it), ONE lone Biden flag on one boat. That was it.

I LOVE FLORIDA!! WHOOHOO!!

Welcome, Insom.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at August 17, 2020 02:16 PM (/rsCS)

Thanks, but I'm a native, darlin'. LOL

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 02:32 PM (NWiLs)

181 MP4, if you're going to put a Trump bumper sticker on anything in Massachusetts, a helmet seems to be the wisest choice.

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2020 02:32 PM (XxJt1)

182 I hope somebody was blasting the Ghana pallbearers song on their boat speakers. At least that's what I'd do.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2020 02:33 PM (xfb67)

183 174 'port' and 'left' both have four letters is how I remember it.
Posted by: andycanuck

so does fuck

what's your point?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2020 02:33 PM (zDwuO)

184 Little Men in the Boats 4 Trump

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 02:33 PM (Q9YkC)

185 You have to realize that the sole purpose of an HOA is to keep everyone's property values high.
You may not like being subject to one, but that's your choice.


The sole purpose of the dictatorship of the proletariat is to provide equality for all.

The problem with both is that it attracts people who yearn to order others around.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:33 PM (YqDXo)

186 The funniest part of being in a coastal state are state leaders and media constantly lecturing boaters to socially distance.

Um, you're on a boat, on the ocean. I think you're far enough away from other boaters to relax, Karens!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)

187 So I hear that Nanzi Polident is bringing the house back to sole the post office CRISIS.


Does she know that the post office got $11 billion in covid relief on the first phase? That is a lot of money for nothing.

Does she know that the senate will not be coming back intot session? So it all bullshit.

Does her MaligNancy know that Trump will veto any post office bill?

Master legislator and drunkard.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 17, 2020 02:33 PM (pw+jk)

188 President Trump is a ruffian and his supporters are declasse.

Posted by: Peggy Noonan at August 17, 2020 02:33 PM (2y4NB)

189 Boats in general, and Archimedes' Principle specifically, are racist social construct tools of the white patriarchy oppressor!
Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 02:26 PM


Archimedes?!

Screw!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2020 02:34 PM (ejd/p)

190 MP4, if you're going to put a Trump bumper sticker on anything in Massachusetts, a helmet leftist's car seems to be the wisest choice.
Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2020 02:32 PM (XxJt1)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

191 As an interesting side note:


If you have a nice enough boat, chicks will pretty much let you grab them by the mish.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 02:34 PM (Q9YkC)

192 We had lunch at a place in Highlands, NJ, right on the water last Sunday and saw a lot of boats with Trump flags

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 17, 2020 02:34 PM (tYDHt)

193 From what I've seen, their sole purpose is to provide a mechanism for allowing the Karens who couldn't get on the PTS to bully people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 02:32 PM (tTbNq)

My HOA is pretty good. They seem to focus on actual useful things and not harass anyone. Probably have other things to do.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 17, 2020 02:34 PM (9hauA)

194 Weird. Democrats are showing the Chinese a lot of love. These are the same Democrats who voted to outsourced our jobs to China. Their presidential candidates son took millions from China. Their supporters and media friends all took that sweet, sweet Chinese cash. Quislings like that dickhead Rick Wilson, Bill Kristol, Kasich and David Flaccid French all took Chinese cash.

All very strange, isn't it?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 02:34 PM (h3FHK)

195 @185
Its subject to the usual problem; the people who should run for the board don't, and those that do are mini tyrants

Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:34 PM (AwPyG)

196 You have to realize that the sole purpose of an HOA is to keep everyone's property values high.



From what I've seen, their sole purpose is to provide a mechanism
for allowing the Karens who couldn't get on the PTS to bully people.

--------

I'm a glass half - full kind of guy and see them as government resistance training centers.

Posted by: SH at August 17, 2020 02:34 PM (sX1BW)

197 184 Little Men in the Boats 4 Trump
Posted by: garrett

clits out for Harambe

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2020 02:34 PM (zDwuO)

198 I don't know as this is the best messaging on earth (almost all of these kind of boats are owned by wealthier than average people) but its interesting anyway

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

199 I don't mind my HOA at all. But then, I don't live there and just rent the place.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2020 02:35 PM (xfb67)

200 I always equated port and starboard to the lengths of the words left and right. Easy.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 02:32 PM (j3jZX)

At least they got rid of larboard.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 17, 2020 02:35 PM (J70i0)

201 HOAs exist to give an outlet to people's fascist impulses and to divet fees for the benefit of the president and/or chairman and their cronies.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 02:35 PM (NWiLs)

202
Having a truck to pull your boat trailer must be double racist.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2020 02:32 PM (1+CaC)

===Having a Hawaiian shirt, on triple racist.
Being white, ten times racist.... even if you haven't done the other things.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 17, 2020 02:35 PM (pw+jk)

203 The funniest part of being in a coastal state are state leaders and media constantly lecturing boaters to socially distance.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)

Our betters, everyone.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 17, 2020 02:35 PM (9hauA)

204 191 As an interesting side note:


If you have a nice enough boat, chicks will pretty much let you grab them by the mish.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 02:34 PM (Q9YkC)

Second look at getting a boat?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 02:36 PM (NWiLs)

205

Ever notice most pleasure boat hulls are WHITE?

Posted by: Samwise Dongthump at August 17, 2020 02:36 PM (d6DSt)

206 176 Ben to Disney World, one too many times? Have we, Captain Ron?
Posted by: Archer at August 17, 2020 02:32 PM (gmo/4)

Theory: Captain Ron is Snake Plisken and the world started going to shit while he was teaching Martin Short to sale.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 17, 2020 02:36 PM (d0WgS)

207 Never let a retired or unemployed person on the HOA. Too much time to be petit tyrants

Posted by: Jean at August 17, 2020 02:36 PM (yIJFm)

208 You have to realize that the sole purpose of an HOA is to keep everyone's property values high.
You may not like being subject to one, but that's your choice.
Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (AwPyG)


Nah, the sole purpose is so little Hitlers can tell their neighbors what to do.

Every form of government devolves into tyranny... unless the governors love the governed.

Which means the ONLY types that don't "always" end in tyranny are monarchies and families. But usually those do too.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2020 02:36 PM (hku12)

209 Sail* dammit.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 17, 2020 02:36 PM (d0WgS)

210 If you have a nice enough boat, chicks will pretty much let you grab them by the mish.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 02:34 PM (Q9YkC)

Second look at getting a boat?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

*raises eyebrow*

Posted by: Matt Lauer at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (zDwuO)

211 203 The funniest part of being in a coastal state are state leaders and media constantly lecturing boaters to socially distance.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)

Our betters, everyone.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 17, 2020 02:35 PM (9hauA)

Haha, yes, our local Ventura County here is So Cal is all 'remember to social distance when you are out on the water'. Ridiculous.

Posted by: IC at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (a0IVu)

212 >>> You have to realize that the sole purpose of an HOA is to keep everyone's property values high.
You may not like being subject to one, but that's your choice.
Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (AwPyG)

======

I think the point is O'Sullivan's law comes into play.

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (1Xx0L)

213 >>I always equated port and starboard to the lengths of the words left and right.


I always equated it to assholes who refuse to use the words; Left and Right.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (Q9YkC)

214 147 This is a new phenomenon AFAIK. No other politician has inspired such devotion. Like Henry VIII, Trump has become a legend in his own lifetime. Without all the wife killing.

Posted by: Jmel at August 17, 2020 02:29 PM (J62Pw)

_________


But I personally saw him kill a lot of pornstars! Somebody get me Michael Avenatti and XiNN on the phone ...

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (KOP8q)

215 I'm not sure I get the point of the post office crises gambit.

Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (AwPyG)

216 Trump: Handel. Water Music. The Messiah.

Biden: M.C. Hammer. Can't Touch This.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (+y/Ru)

217 One good side effect of the Chinese Attack Virus is that Hollywood actors don't get interviewed and so aren't in our faces telling us without invitation how awful we all are. If you want them to yell at you, you actually have to hunt them down on twitter and affirmatively ask for it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (2y4NB)

218 168 My favorite entry in our local parade was a boat that had about 50 trump-is-rambo flaes along the fishing superstructure, and at the very top a California flag flying upside down.
__________________

Flying a flag upside down is a signal of dire distress.

Given current conditions in CA and its political leadership (such as it is), flying the CA flag that way seems entirely appropriate.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (k4dH2)

219 The funniest part of being in a coastal state are state leaders and media constantly lecturing boaters to socially distance.

-

I just drove past a Lowes where a hot dog vendor is set up outside with his cart. A half dozen people waiting around a cart wearing masks as they stand outside to buy a hot dog.

SIENCE BITCHES!!!

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (Dz01J)

220 200 I always equated port and starboard to the lengths of the words left and right. Easy.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 02:32 PM (j3jZX)

At least they got rid of larboard.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 17, 2020 02:35 PM (J70i0)

At one time it was important to know which was Windward,

You know, when you went to the Poop Deck?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (NgKpN)

221 Do HOA's have an HR dept?

Posted by: klaftern at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (RuIsu)

222 If you view the purchase of a house solely as an investment you're gonna love the HOA.

If you're looking at it as buying a home you're bound to run afoul of them.

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (XxJt1)

223 Haha, yes, our local Ventura County here is So Cal is all 'remember to
social distance when you are out on the water'. Ridiculous.
-----------
Finally, focusing on the real danger of people on a boat.

Posted by: SH at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (sX1BW)

224 Boat parades are also a shameful reminder that most of BLM can't swim.

You should have seen these dudes in Navy boot camp -- big, rough, tough guys scared and crying on the diving board.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (j3jZX)

225 130
Looking at the video you realize that 2,000 boats is a lot of boats!

Posted by: WisRich at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (G0vdT)

And that would be well over 4,000 people.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (in24S)

226 122 Boats in general, and Archimedes' Principle specifically, are racist social construct tools of the white patriarchy oppressor!
Posted by: ShainS


What state has a reference to Archimedes Principle on its official "state seal"?

Answer: California!

When Archimedes was trying to figure out how to determine the purity of gold, it suddenly struck him how to accurately determine the internal volume and density of a complicated object (a gold crown) -- by submerging it in water and then measuring the volume of the displaced water. When the idea struck him, he leapt up and declared "I have found it!" in ancient Greek -- i.e. "Eureka!"

This story was well known in the 19th century and was taught to all schoolchildren. So when prospectors and adventurers in the late 1840s starting finding gold in California, they (legend says) usually declared "Eureka!" to mean that they had discovered gold.

The story became so standardize that when they designed the state seal shortly thereafter, it included many visual elements related to the Gold Rush, and a single word above the scene: "EUREKA."

Many people have subsequently wondered why the name of an obscure logging town in Humboldt County (Eureka) is the only place name depicted on the state seal. This is the explanation -- it's not the name of the town specifically (although the town was so named for the same reason), but a reference to Archimedes Principle.

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (HEEq1)

227 187
So I hear that Nanzi Polident is bringing the house back to sole the post office CRISIS.


Does she know that the post office got $11 billion in covid relief on the first phase? That is a lot of money for nothing.

Does she know that the senate will not be coming back intot session? So it all bullshit.

Does her MaligNancy know that Trump will veto any post office bill?

Master legislator and drunkard.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 17, 2020 02:33 PM (pw+jk)

Postal Service is supposed to be self-funding. If not for unions, pensions, and Amazon corporate charity, it might be.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (KnJdm)

228 New Muldoon poll among likely boaters:

Trump - 100%
Biden - 0 %

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (Fc5rx)

229 Ever notice most pleasure boat hulls are WHITE?

That's to help combat global warming climate change climate crisis climate catastrophe.

Posted by: Stephen Chu at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (h5TKJ)

230 I saw John Wane's boat once in CA. It was a converted minesweeper.

Posted by: Archer at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (gmo/4)

231 Sometimes when I am bored I watch videos of boat launch disasters. There are some good ones on yt. The ones that pull the truck in with the trailer are the best.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (w7KSn)

232 It's not right that I don't have a port to piss in.

Posted by: Over complicated mnemonic at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (nAJ3K)

233 My HOA is pretty good. They seem to focus on actual useful things and not harass anyone. Probably have other things to do.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 17, 2020 02:34 PM (9hauA)


My concern would be that that was a metastable situation, and that the next HOA president might well be a Nazi.

Think about it: would any of us want to be president of an HOA? I doubt it very much. So who WOULD want to be president of an HOA? Most likely, someone you wouldn't want in that role.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (YqDXo)

234 Gee. 'assholes' and 'Rick in SK' have the same number of letters. That'll be easy to remember.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (an7Mv)

235 94 I live in a boating area and I find it very interesting--there are a zillion trump flags on boats and piers and very few on houses.
Fear of retaliation/identification, maybe?
Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:23 PM (AwPyG)


Yup, exactly.

Posted by: The cars with Trump bumper stickers at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (sy5kK)

236 This post office thing is hilarious to watch. The Democrats are desperately trying to turn it into a thing like "fetch" but nobody anywhere is talking about it except to say "what is up with this post office thing?" once in a while.

Look around you, talk to people, check social media, listen to conversations. Is ANYONE talking about the post office except Democrats and their stooges?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

237 I'm not sure I get the point of the post office crises gambit.
Posted by: artemis

See: straw grasping

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (+y/Ru)

238 Haha, yes, our local Ventura County here is So Cal
is all 'remember to social distance when you are out on the water'.
Ridiculous.

Posted by: IC at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (a0IVu)
===
Living in Santa Barbara, I always looked at Ventura to be more sane. Guess I was wrong, they have been doing some real whacked shit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (pw+jk)

239 If you have a nice enough boat, chicks will pretty much let you grab them by the mish.
Posted by: garrett

Second look at getting a boat?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


Gary Hart says "Hi, no, bad idea".

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (OUMaO)

240 The sole purpose of the HOA is to give people a house or two to burn down when they start telling you what to do.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (h3FHK)

241 >>>I'm not sure I get the point of the post office crises gambit.

National mail-in vote harvesting, California style.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (2y4NB)

242 If you have a nice enough boat, chicks will pretty much let you grab them by the mish.
Posted by: garrett

---

If you have a REALLY nice boat they'll insist on it!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (Rvt88)

243 I noticed some complaints concerning my relative absence today. First, I apologize, I've been busy posting on other Top Tier blog comment sections.

To business -- all the recent reputable polls show Trump/Pence losing bigly. The walls are closing in. Gonna be an early night.

No VTs for you!

Posted by: Your Neighborhood Poll Troll at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (DMUuz)

244 The problem with both is that it attracts people who yearn to order others around.

**************

I live in an area of the country ensconced in HOAs.

These fascist HOA whale fuckers can take their property "values" and shove it right up their cavernous dildo packed asses.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Sharing a Low Carb Pizza Slice With Zooey Deschanel at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (+dsLj)

245 129
You have to realize that the sole purpose of an HOA is to keep everyone's property values high.
You may not like being subject to one, but that's your choice.

Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (AwPyG)
----------------


Buddy insists on living in a HOA neighborhood.
He doesn't GAS about house colors or any of their bs.
He want's to know that he'll get return on his investment. He's an accountant.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (SpZxj)

246 I always equated it to assholes who refuse to use the words; Left and Right.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (Q9YkC)

What's funny is we still used left and right on Navy ships. We'd order the helm to use "right 5 degrees rudder", but still called the sides of the ship port and starboard.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (xfb67)

247 "It was a converted minesweeper."

That ship is now owned by Steve Miller (aka Maurice).

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (w7KSn)

248 Sponge - we're at Ray Roberts. Theres some huge mega house boat that has some nice trump flags there.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (UoNvf)

249 Flying a flag upside down is a signal of dire distress.

Given current conditions in CA and its political leadership (such as it is), flying the CA flag that way seems entirely appropriate.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (k4dH2)

Yeah, always wondered, if they were flying the Stars and Bars, or the Brit Union Jack,

How could you tell if they were in destress?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (NgKpN)

250 234 Gee. 'assholes' and 'Rick in SK' have the same number of letters. That'll be easy to remember.
Posted by: andycanuck

love it

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (zDwuO)

251
I always equated it to assholes who refuse to use the words; Left and Right.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (Q9YkC)


I LOL'd.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

252 >>Does she know that the post office got $11 billion in covid relief on the first phase? That is a lot of money for nothing.

Does she know that the senate will not be coming back intot session? So it all bullshit.

Does her MaligNancy know that Trump will veto any post office bill?
- - -

Doe she know that the reason she's declared this an emergency -- that Social Security checks might not be mailed on time without this funding -- is invalid, since Obama switched it to direct deposit SS payments **10 years ag**!?!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

253 I had to run a quick errand earlier. Just up the road is a local tavern, now open for business limited as it might be. There was a pickup with a large box trailer in the parking lot. The truck had an American flag and a Trump flag mounted in the pickup bed. The trailer had a large vinyl sign: "Trump 2020" on both the front and back. I'm seeing more of this here in KY.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (3H9h1)

254 Jesus preached from a boat.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy


And He walked on the water.

Son of God Priviledge.

Come and follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (vcOmj)

255 Leftists: America is wathist~!

China: Hold my dong.

@russomanchu
Chinese Ambassador arriving at Kiribati, which has recently cut off its diplomatic relation with Taiwan. Black children formed a carpet to let Chinese ambassador walk on.

twitter.com/russomanchu/status/1295337485711572992

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (S+F2a)

256 There's always 'that guy' with the 50 foot penis extension

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 17, 2020 02:40 PM (/6GbT)

257 If you have a nice enough boat, chicks will pretty much let you grab them by the mish.

Posted by: garrett



Yacht poon FTW.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 02:40 PM (luzVb)

258 So is the Dem "convention" on?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2020 02:40 PM (Zmnko)

259 charlotte, my oldest is very smart but has crippling anxiety

trying to help her
it's hard
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 02:30 PM (J8nVw)
******
Paxil? Xanax, even OTC Ashwagandha

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 17, 2020 02:40 PM (1Dmt5)

260 The Association of Motorboated Hos Consult Poll

Trump: eleventy
Biden: lulz

Posted by: Two Weeks From Sharing a Low Carb Pizza Slice With Zooey Deschanel at August 17, 2020 02:40 PM (+dsLj)

261 Haha, yes, our local Ventura County here is So Cal is all 'remember to social distance when you are out on the water'. Ridiculous.
Posted by: IC at August 17, 2020

In SLO County they aren't saying it at the lake.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 02:40 PM (7bcfy)

262 > I always equated it to assholes who refuse to use the words; Left and Right.

They're only the same if you're facing the bow (front) of the vessel. Left and right change depending on which direction you're facing. Port and starboard don't.

Sometimes that's important.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 02:40 PM (tTbNq)

263 A three hour tour...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 02:40 PM (tS72k)

264 230 I saw John Wane's boat once in CA. It was a converted minesweeper.
Posted by: Archer at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (gmo/4)

Yes!

John Wayne spent a lot of time in the San Juan Islands, saw it many times as a kid. All the dads would make a big deal about it, tied up at the dock, drinking beer.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 02:40 PM (sy5kK)

265 Living in Santa Barbara, I always looked at Ventura to be more sane. Guess I was wrong, they have been doing some real whacked shit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (pw+jk)

Howdy neighbor. Our health director here is a fucking idiot. And VC is full of karens who want us to be locked up forever.

Posted by: IC at August 17, 2020 02:40 PM (a0IVu)

266 This post office thing is hilarious to watch. The Democrats are desperately trying to turn it into a thing like "fetch" but nobody anywhere is talking about it except to say "what is up with this post office thing?" once in a while.

Look around you, talk to people, check social media, listen to conversations. Is ANYONE talking about the post office except Democrats and their stooges?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

-

Trump managed to get the Democrats, ABC, CBS, NBC, etc. to actively scare people away from mail-in voting because POST OFFICE!!!

How badass is that?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 17, 2020 02:41 PM (Dz01J)

267 Fear of retaliation/identification, maybe?
Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:23 PM (AwPyG)

Antifa don't swim

Posted by: Boswell at August 17, 2020 02:41 PM (w2LAm)

268 Sponge - we're at Ray Roberts. Theres some huge mega house boat that has some nice trump flags there.
Posted by: Mishdog at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (UoNvf)


Got a bud who acquired a slip there recently and has been building it out. I've seen the houseboat, but it didn't have Trump flags on it last time I was out here.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

269 love it
----

Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2020 02:41 PM (an7Mv)

270 239 If you have a nice enough boat, chicks will pretty much let you grab them by the mish.
Posted by: garrett

Second look at getting a boat?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Gary Hart says "Hi, no, bad idea".
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (OUMaO)

I'm neither married nor a politician, so shipboard monkey business is not a problem.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

271 apropos....comments barely load in Safari

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:41 PM (zr5Kq)

272 >>Yacht poon FTW.


I have lived a blessed life. Poon included.

But, I don't think I have ever so much as sniffed Yacht Poon.

That must be some Top Shelf Poon.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 02:41 PM (N33pl)

273
I'm not sure I get the point of the post office crises gambit.
Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (AwPyG)





Setting up ballot harvesting to steal the election.

And if that doesn't work, setting up the conditions to convince traitorous Obama-era military officers to seize control of the White House when Biden gets Trump Stomped. That's why Podesta and the rest of the DNC flying monkeys wargamed using the military to force Trump out recently.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2020 02:41 PM (EGyGV)

274 Antifa don't swim
Posted by: Boswell

Charlie don't surf

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2020 02:41 PM (zDwuO)

275 Muldoon's poll doesn't have a margin of error so I have questions.

Posted by: DanMan at August 17, 2020 02:41 PM (XTiHL)

276 I wish i could decloak. I live in a somewhat read area. I don't work (disabled). Still we don't do yard signs or bumper stickers hats.... Better to avoid the tds and the karens. I would say there are multitudes just like me. Sad when you can't feel secure in your safety so you have to avoid and de escelate.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 17, 2020 02:41 PM (0OmEj)

277 225 130
Looking at the video you realize that 2,000 boats is a lot of boats!

Posted by: WisRich at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (G0vdT)

And that would be well over 4,000 people.
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Whose votes will be entirely negated by just ONE trunkload of fake ballots delivered at the last-minite to a Pinellas County polling station by Democratic Party "ballot harvesters."

Depressing, but true.

Especially when you consider that trunkloads of similar harvested ballots will be delivered up and down the state as necessary until Biden "has" enough votes to win.

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2020 02:42 PM (HEEq1)

278 @russomanchu

Chinese Ambassador arriving at Kiribati, which has recently cut off
its diplomatic relation with Taiwan. Black children formed a carpet to
let Chinese ambassador walk on.



Removed for Hate Speech and Failure to Comply with the Twitter Communist Manifesto of Thoughtcrimes in 3...2....1...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 02:42 PM (luzVb)

279 I'm not sure I get the point of the post office crises gambit.

---------
It sounds more sane than their defund the police gambit.

Posted by: SH at August 17, 2020 02:42 PM (sX1BW)

280 They're only the same if you're facing the bow (front) of the vessel. Left and right change depending on which direction you're facing. Port and starboard don't.

Sometimes that's important.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 02:40 PM (tTbNq)


It really shouldn't change. It's like the drivers seat in a car. Right and left source from there and never change.

So it should be with everything else.

I don't think there's a boat where the captain / pilot sit facing the back end.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

281 I'm starting to slip "socialist distance" into polite conversation. Those who don't know me will think I've made an honest/stupid mistake. Those who do know me will know I'm f'ing w/ The Man.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (7Fj9P)

282 Howdy neighbor. Our health director here is a fucking idiot. And VC is full of karens who want us to be locked up forever.
Posted by: IC at August 17, 2020

I think Santa Barbara County is just as crazy as Ventura.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (7bcfy)

283 If you view the purchase of a house solely as an investment you're gonna love the HOA.

If you're looking at it as buying a home you're bound to run afoul of them.
Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2020 02:37 PM (XxJt1)


My first introduction to the HOA was "Hello, welcome to the neighborhood, we notice you've got some weeds sprouting up."

Yeah, assholes, that's why I had the lawn freakin' care service truck at the house the other day.

I bought this place PRECISELY because it has no lawn, no vegetation. So the first sign the weeds were coming back after I paid some jackhole lawn service to get rid of them, I got out there with industrial strength killer.

There. Dead. No more weeds.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (hku12)

284
my "Trump 2020: No More Bullshit" flag from Gadsden & Culpeper arrived in today's mail.

now I just need a boat...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (eg5Lq)

285 Holy crap, the black kids' carpet thing is true!

Real Afro-turf!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (an7Mv)

286 >>If you have a nice enough boat, chicks will pretty much let you grab them by the mish.


If you have a nice enough yacht they'll let you rent then for the week or month!
#YachtingLife
#ActressesSupplementingTheirIncome

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (bDqIh)

287 "You should have seen these dudes in Navy boot camp -- big, rough, tough guys scared and crying on the diving board."

Must be a Navy thing. There were plenty of dudes in my CDQC.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (h3FHK)

288 279 I'm not sure I get the point of the post office crises gambit.

---------
It sounds more sane than their defund the police gambit.
Posted by: SH

Ole Joe is wondering why Trump killed the Phonograph industry

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (zDwuO)

289 Muldoon's poll doesn't have a margin of error so I have questions.

We'll need to see the crosstabs.

Posted by: spindrift at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (h5TKJ)

290 I'm not sure I get the point of the post office crises gambit.

I think at least part of it is tantrum. The house thought they had Trump over a barrel: okay this huge funding to the post office to pay for national voting by mail or we don't do another stimulus debt bloater.

And Trump said "you know what?" *bypass* and left them standing there with their limp bill in their hands.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

291 184 Little Men in the Boats 4 Trump

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 02:33 PM (Q9YkC)


You missed the one's with dancing cheeks for Trump.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (SpZxj)

292 255 Leftists: America is wathist~!

China: Hold my dong.
=======

WTFnF ?

Posted by: Pliney at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (nzKWW)

293 Sad when you supposedly live in a free country and yet afraid to declare for a party because will be assaulted or worse, your property vandalized.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (zr5Kq)

294 He also wonders if this isn't a case of the Shy Trump phenomenon dissipating as one gets away from Mobs. That is, people avoid saying they support Trump due to pressure and now outright threats from the mob, but out on the water, you feel emboldened to decloak.
Posted by: Ace at 02:11 PM



This would be my guess.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (yQpMk)

295 @241
But its not going to work in Fla, Texas, etc (the states that went for trump last time)
And the Penn and Nev attempts are in court already.
so what is Pelosi hoping for?

Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (AwPyG)

296 230 I saw John Wane's boat once in CA. It was a converted minesweeper.
Posted by: Archer


Wait -- is that the one shown during boat tours of the Corona del Mar inner harbor? If so, then I've seen it too!

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2020 02:44 PM (HEEq1)

297 I think Santa Barbara County is just as crazy as Ventura.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (7bcfy)


Every time I start to get depressed about my life, I realize how lucky I am in my timing. I hate my job here in Ohio, but I sure as hell am glad I got out of Ventura and the Santa Barbara job when I did.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 17, 2020 02:44 PM (SgjGX)

298 Gary Hart says "Hi, no, bad idea".
Posted by: Brother Tim

Enough of that Monkey Business....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 17, 2020 02:44 PM (4MRvZ)

299 Yeah, always wondered, if they were flying the Stars and Bars, or the Brit Union Jack,

How could you tell if they were in destress?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM


It's tricky with the Brits. Is the pinky extended at Tea Time? What's the relative stiffness of the upper lip?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2020 02:44 PM (DMUuz)

300 Antifa don't swim

Posted by: Boswell



Charlie don't surf


Posted by: Rick in SK

Momma don't rock n roll!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2020 02:44 PM (an7Mv)

301 >>They're only the same if you're facing the bow (front) of the vessel. Left and right change depending on which direction you're facing. Port and starboard don't.


Blah Blah Blah

Context should tell you that as well?

If you are chasing another boat, it's the Bow.

If you are running from another boat, it's the Stern.

Which is the asshole's way of saying Front and Back

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 02:44 PM (V+FF6)

302 I watched the launch of the submarine USS Birmingham in Newport News in (I think) 1978. The best part was listening to the shipyard workers chanting as they knocked the pins out from under the boat. I learned later that the words to the chant told them the order in which to hammer those pins out.

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2020 02:45 PM (XxJt1)

303 Trump managed to get the Democrats, ABC, CBS, NBC, etc. to actively scare people away from mail-in voting because POST OFFICE!!!

How badass is that?
Posted by: Charles Darwin


That's an interesting point. Major political judo move there?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 17, 2020 02:45 PM (vcOmj)

304 @293
I actually applaud this cloaked-Trump voter.
It's what saved us in 2016--the left had no idea that the fraud it had in place wasn't enough. They were complacent.

Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:45 PM (AwPyG)

305 I dunno. Every time I'm on a boat I spend a lot of time checking my six isn't under attack.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 02:45 PM (h3FHK)

306 Around here we have had several support the blue events with thousands of motorcycles, cars, etc. in the last couple of weeks. The news says thousands, with no actual number. All suburban rally's. The media only counts BLM crowds which are usually a couple of hundred.

Posted by: Colin at August 17, 2020 02:45 PM (+ZIoV)

307 Which is the asshole's way of saying Front and Back
Posted by: garrett

just like we normals have names for front hole and back hole

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2020 02:45 PM (zDwuO)

308 If you have a nice enough boat, chicks will pretty much let you grab them by the mish.

***********


But not if you have a little dinghy.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2020 02:46 PM (Fc5rx)

309 I have lived a blessed life. Poon included.

But, I don't think I have ever so much as sniffed Yacht Poon.

That must be some Top Shelf Poon.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 02:41 PM (N33pl)

Oh yeah.

Back in me Navy Poon hunting days, one of my secret prime hunting grounds was bars near Marinas.

About 10 oclock the rich Yachties would go home, and all the Women who were trying to latch onto one, were suddenly all alone.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 02:46 PM (NgKpN)

310 The Union Jack does have a right-side-up. Something about the thickness of the stripes.

Posted by: spindrift at August 17, 2020 02:46 PM (h5TKJ)

311 The reason boats don't use left/right front/back is that you can be facing any direction and needed to know exactly where, immediately, things needed to be dealt with. Bow/Stern is usually pretty easy to call but left/right is completely relative.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

312 we were at Lance's Turtle Club on Clear Lake. Crazy fun can break in a seconds notice. So we're hanging out on the deck and DanMa'am gets invited/hoisted onto a pretty good sized yacht.

She set about taunting me running from deck to port hole to another deck.

And then Rockin' Rodney pulled in. Some guy with a cabin cruiser with fog machines, disco balls and a huge stereo.

I really miss the Turtle Club.

Posted by: DanMan at August 17, 2020 02:46 PM (XTiHL)

313
Enough of that Monkey Business....
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 17, 2020 02:44 PM (4MRvZ)


You asked for it.

https://youtu.be/2pkpsxEyi-k

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

314 now I just need a boat...
Posted by: AltonJackson


I thought everyone in Michigan had a boat?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 17, 2020 02:46 PM (vcOmj)

315
It's a Trump-tilla. A Tramada.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2020 02:46 PM (kw5n8)

316 I saw a funny postcard recently. Had a hot young naked girl in the cockpit of a sailboat.
Caption said: JAIL BAIT??? NOT 12 MILES OUT SHE ISN'T.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 17, 2020 02:46 PM (pw+jk)

317
What's funny is we still used left and right on Navy ships. We'd order the helm to use "right 5 degrees rudder", but still called the sides of the ship port and starboard.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (xfb67)


That's the side the Vikings attached the steering board to their vessels .

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 02:47 PM (SpZxj)

318 Yeah, always wondered, if they were flying the Stars and Bars, or the Brit Union Jack,

How could you tell if they were in distress?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (NgKpN)


Actually the Union Jack does not have top-bottom mirror symmetry. It's close to having it, but not quite.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

319 >>>Ole Joe is wondering why Trump killed the Phonograph industry
==================

What? Who? The Photograph industry is dead?

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at August 17, 2020 02:47 PM (2y4NB)

320
I saw John Wane's boat once in CA. It was a converted minesweeper.
Posted by: Archer at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (gmo/4)





If memory serves, Richard Widmark's yacht was a converted PT boat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2020 02:47 PM (EGyGV)

321 n my timing. I hate my job here in Ohio, but I sure as hell am glad I got out of Ventura and the Santa Barbara job when I did.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 17, 2020

I here you, my friends are making their plans to escape. I want us all to stay and fight. We are the locals. The transplants from LA ruin everything. And no one is from LA.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 02:47 PM (7bcfy)

322 >>>Back in me Navy Poon hunting days, one of my secret prime hunting grounds was bars near Marinas.

>>About 10 oclock the rich Yachties would go home, and all the Women who were trying to latch onto one, were suddenly all alone.


This is the type of advice you get from a Great (read:awesome) uncle.


Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 02:47 PM (V+FF6)

323 >>I'm not sure I get the point of the post office crises gambit.

I *think* it's that the PO stuff they slipped into the latest bail-out bill was to establish National Vote By Mail.
Trump is refusing to fund any such effort, since this would essentially nationalize voting, usurping individual states the responsibility for determining how and when residents vote.

Being Lefties, they are projecting/using Alinsky tactic of accusing Trump of what they plan to do: steal the election by having all ballots processed via the corrupt, failed USPS.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 02:47 PM (bDqIh)

324 Caption said: JAIL BAIT??? NOT 12 MILES OUT SHE ISN'T.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious

LOL

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 17, 2020 02:47 PM (zDwuO)

325 I don't think there's a boat where the captain / pilot sit facing the back end.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM


Ahoy!

Posted by: Cap'n Bill on the Lido Deck at August 17, 2020 02:47 PM (DMUuz)

326 303 Trump managed to get the Democrats, ABC, CBS, NBC, etc. to actively scare people away from mail-in voting because POST OFFICE!!!

How badass is that?
Posted by: Charles Darwin


That's an interesting point. Major political judo move there?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 17, 2020 02:45 PM (vcOmj)

========

"There's nothing wrong with the Post Office! What's Trump talking about?!"
-Phase 1

"Trump wants to destroy the Post Office so he's saying no to a bailout!"
-Phase 2

"How can we trust Trump with the Post Office and a big election coming up?!
-Phase 3

"Let's just go to the polls to make sure our votes are counted and Trump can't screw with us through the Post Office!"
-Phase 4

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 17, 2020 02:48 PM (LvTSG)

327 OK, did it. Went to etsy and got a Trump 2020 KAGA round sticker for my helmet.

I'll send a pic when it arrives.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 17, 2020 02:48 PM (2JVJo)

328 Trump managed to get the Democrats, ABC, CBS, NBC, etc. to actively scare people away from mail-in voting because POST OFFICE!!!
How badass is that?
=======================
It's incredibly badass in my estimation: he continues to drive the topic of conversation. The D-mons are always on their heels. Nanzi pretends to attack, but every time she plays that, she's in reality, reacting to Trump. Living in their heads, rent free!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 17, 2020 02:48 PM (7Fj9P)

329 Right. I buy houses to live in. I don't want someone bitching because I painted my fence the wrong color or my tree is 6" too tall, or I wanted to build a deck or whatever.

If that means my ROI is somewhat less, so be it.

If I wanted to live by someone else's rules, I'd rent.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 02:48 PM (tTbNq)

330 271 apropos....comments barely load in Safari
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:41 PM (zr5Kq)



I'm on safari on my iPhone and having absolutely zero problem loading them. And I'm even out of data and so am in safe mode with really slow speed.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 17, 2020 02:48 PM (d0WgS)

331 Our street corner PO boxes have been gone for several years. I did go to the local super market for grocerys, and carried a letter because there was a box just outside...it was history.

Posted by: Colin at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (+ZIoV)

332 Until antifa types figure out basic attack boat skills, this is a great way to have a rally without interference from the lumpenshits.

I see very few Trump/Pence bumper stickers because members of Le Resistance can key your car in an act of low risk assholery. But I see more and more signs and banners on homes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

333
If you have a nice enough boat, chicks will pretty much let you grab them by the mish.

Posted by: garrett


Yacht poon FTW.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 02:40 PM (luzVb)





Fins

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (EGyGV)

334 geez. Home sick today. The air traffic controllers must be going nuts, between the military refueling station and the tanker planes.

Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (R4aZ2)

335 I believe we still have Presidential yachts.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (nAJ3K)

336 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 17, 2020

People get mad at me but everything north of Summerland is LA to me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (7bcfy)

337 Is watching the Dem convention going to be an event here on AoSHq?

Link here:

https://www.demconvention.com

Posted by: m at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (UpS69)

338 You should have seen these dudes in Navy boot camp -- big, rough, tough guys scared and crying on the diving board.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

Which is why they have Chiefs up there to throw them off the platform. Good times.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (Rvt88)

339 286 >>If you have a nice enough boat, chicks will pretty much let you grab them by the mish.


If you have a nice enough yacht they'll let you rent then for the week or month!
#YachtingLife
#ActressesSupplementingTheirIncome
____________

That's a lie! Stop oppressing me just because I'm black, you raaaaacist h8ter!

Posted by: Megan Markle at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (k4dH2)

340 Sad when you supposedly live in a free country and
yet afraid to declare for a party because will be assaulted or worse,
your property vandalized.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (zr5Kq)

===
AND THAT IS ANOTHER THING THAT ONLY WORKS ONE WAY.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (pw+jk)

341 The Union Jack does have a right-side-up. Something about the thickness of the stripes.

its hard to see at any distance but the way they St Andrews Cross is behind the St George is offset. But I mean, its not obvious enough to show distress at any range.

And other nations like Italy, Germany, France etc are exactly identical upside down.

It used to be that when a ship was in distress they let their "sheets fly" (some sails unconnected at the bottom). Now they use a signal flag set to show distress

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

342 136 I wonder how many people are just getting sick of things and are deciding outs okay to say their supporting Trump, or at least hinting at it. I've seen a few instances lately in my very liberal city and with people you wouldn't expect, one is a teacher, one an actress, one a local dog walker who is either Hispanic or black, and even our local brewery has pasted about donating twice to police groups. Hopefully mite people start to realize that the right, or at least the right and the sensible middle, are much larger than the mob and we shouldn't back down our be scared, it's time we all start posing these giant companies to stop backing the mob or else we'll be three ones actually taking them down, not the 5 whiney bitches on twitter.
Posted by: Rbastid at August 17, 2020 02:27 PM (nQa/k)

The Democrat-orchestrated riots likely will prove to be one of political history's greatest self-owns.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (puu6v)

343 36 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 17, 2020

People get mad at me but everything north of Summerland is LA to me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (7bcfy)

I should have written south of Summerland

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (7bcfy)

344 Trump managed to get the Democrats, ABC, CBS, NBC, etc. to actively scare people away from mail-in voting because POST OFFICE!!!



How badass is that?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 17, 2020 02:41 PM (Dz01J)

It is Galactic Overlord Master Troll in Chief Badassery, that's what it is.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 17, 2020 02:50 PM (in24S)

345 I'm on safari on my iPhone and having absolutely zero problem loading them. And I'm even out of data and so am in safe mode with really slow speed.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 17, 2020 02:48 PM (d0WgS)


not on iphone

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:50 PM (zr5Kq)

346 We can't connect to the server at toresays.com.


Since 11 am Eastern.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 02:50 PM (luzVb)

347 Maybe somebody can take that shrimp Ben Shapiro out on the water and throw him back.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 02:50 PM (h3FHK)

348 I occasionally lurk on nextdoor and people bitch about getting their signs stolen/vandalized . Karen is like duurrr huurrr, serves you right for supportng racism and hate speech

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 17, 2020 02:50 PM (/6GbT)

349
I believe we still have Presidential yachts.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM


I thought jimmuh done did away with that?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 02:50 PM (eg5Lq)

350 Caption said: JAIL BAIT??? NOT 12 MILES OUT SHE ISN'T.

"and how!"
--Captain Epstein of the SS virgin killer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

351 Wait I just read Carter sold the last yacht.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 02:51 PM (nAJ3K)

352 I dunno. Every time I'm on a boat I spend a lot of time checking my six isn't under attack.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 02:45 PM


You gotta clear the baffles.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2020 02:51 PM (DMUuz)

353
Boat parades are also a shameful reminder that most of BLM can't swim.



You should have seen these dudes in Navy boot camp -- big, rough, tough guys scared and crying on the diving board.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM (j3jZX)

I never knew about this until recently. I am sure there are many cultural reason for this. Some say black were excluded from public pools during Democrat segregation in the South. Others say so many never got the chance as it was not on their parent's radar. I am sure someone has decided swimming is racist. Just this week they determined the old Ice Cream Man song is racist and cancelled. They also say visiting national parks and even camping in general is racist.
The best deer hunter I ever knew was black, and he took me along even when his own kids were not allowed to go for various infractions. The two best fishermen I knew (I am the third best I know and I have known many) were black men. I would not trade the time I spent with these men as a young man for anything.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 02:51 PM (VQsGS)

354 I'm on safari on my iPhone and having absolutely zero problem loading them. And I'm even out of data and so am in safe mode with really slow speed.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 17, 2

I'm on an iPad using Safari and mine loads fine.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 02:51 PM (7bcfy)

355 Starboard is Viking and comes from Steerboard which means a steering paddle always tied to the right side of a boat (most people are right handed). The Leeboard is the side free of any attachments and as such would be the side you would dock to. Somewhere later in England leeboard was called port since it is the side you tied to port.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 17, 2020 02:51 PM (7xbc8)

356 I'm starting to slip "socialist distance" into polite conversation. Those who don't know me will think I've made an honest/stupid mistake. Those who do know me will know I'm f'ing w/ The Man.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 17, 2020 02:43 PM (7Fj9P)


I've done that with "socialist media."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

357 Boats are racist!

Posted by: JOE! at August 17, 2020 02:51 PM (Zmnko)

358 Regular freakin stairway is always a ladder in the Navy.

Black is actually dress blues.

A wall is always a bulkhead. So if it's in the bathroom, it's a head bulkhead I guess.

Everything normal needs a new word for it, on a boat. Or even in a building on shore. Gave me eye tics, it did.

And lay means run, for some archaic reason.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 02:51 PM (j3jZX)

359 I saw something about a manatee... but then it was all gone...

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:51 PM (zr5Kq)

360 Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 02:50 PM (eg5Lq)

Yeah I should have remembered that.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 02:51 PM (nAJ3K)

361 Caption said: JAIL BAIT??? NOT 12 MILES OUT SHE ISN'T.
====================
I know, right?!?

Posted by: Zombie Epstein at August 17, 2020 02:51 PM (7Fj9P)

362 "waiter, I'll have the fried manatee chunks and a cup of the sea turtle soup"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (luzVb)

363 I can get over 2000 goats too, only I don't want 'em.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (mNhhD)

364
Since a kid, I associated "port" with "left".

Our family was a boating family on Puget Sound, and one Sunday afternoon, after a weekend visit at the Ketron Island resort in the South Sound, we left the dock for the 3 hour cruise home, when friends radioed my dad and told him, "Bob, I think you forgot one of your boys" and my little bro Brian, about 8, was heard crying in the background.

Hey, there were 4 boys, so it was understandable.

And yeah, Dad turned around and went back to "port" because he "left" my little brother.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (sy5kK)

365 I'm on safari on my iPhone and having absolutely zero problem loading them. And I'm even out of data and so am in safe mode with really slow speed.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 17, 2

I'm on an iPad using Safari and mine loads fine.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 02:51 PM (7bcfy)

Not on iPad.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (zr5Kq)

366 I have been giving out magnetic Trump/Pence 2020 stickers for peoples cars to anyone I meet that wants one.

Ordered more last week.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (4MRvZ)

367 They ask, at the Dem convention website, "How are YOU going to watch the Democration convention?"

Laughing like a hyena?

Posted by: m at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (UpS69)

368 You can also fly 2 balls for a vessel in distress. I think, 3 balls is run aground. I forgot most of that stuff.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (xfb67)

369 Sponge - we're at Ray Roberts. Theres some huge mega house boat that has some nice trump flags there.
Posted by: Mishdog at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (UoNvf)

Got a bud who acquired a slip there recently and has been building it out. I've seen the houseboat, but it didn't have Trump flags on it last time I was out here.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Its nice up there, and the marina staff are great. He should really enoy it.

It took us about a year to get the slip (we've been there since december 2017), but it was worth it. Ray Roberts is so much less crowded than lake lewisville or grapevine.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (UoNvf)

370 Oh dear, The Squad will not be pleased!!

@emilyelarsen
More Republicans joining frmr Ohio Gov. John Kasich in speaking at the Democratic National Convention today:

- Frmr NJ Gov. Christine Todd Whitman
- Frmr NY Rep. Susan Molinari
- Meg Whitman, Romney 2012 adviser & 2010 CA Gov candidate (who also supported Clinton in 2016)


Is this really supposed to appeal to Republican voters?!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (bDqIh)

371 Any word on Millie Weaver from ShadowGate?

Posted by: Pliney at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (nzKWW)

372 DO NOT DOUBT ME !

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (zr5Kq)

373 Somewhere later in England leeboard was called port since it is the side you tied to port.

It was called "larboard" for a while in England but in a gale yelling directions, that's not clearly different enough from Starboard to be useful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

374 >>You can also fly 2 balls for a vessel in distress. I think, 3 balls is run aground.


What about 1 Ball?

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at August 17, 2020 02:53 PM (tPHQN)

375 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE NEIL GORSUCH at August 17, 2020 02:51 PM (Pzzpr)
You DICK!!!!

Posted by: jeff spicoli's brother at August 17, 2020 02:53 PM (an7Mv)

376
Chinese Ambassador arriving at Kiribati, which has recently cut off its diplomatic relation with Taiwan. Black children formed a carpet to let Chinese ambassador walk on.

twitter.com/russomanchu/status/1295337485711572992
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2020 02:39 PM (S+F2a)

---------

This is how I picture a Joe Biden visit to the offices of National Review, but with several thousand pounds more of oleaginous, white flab.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 02:53 PM (/nZod)

377 304 @293
I actually applaud this cloaked-Trump voter.
It's what saved us in 2016--the left had no idea that the fraud it had in place wasn't enough. They were complacent.
Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:45 PM (AwPyG)

Second to mail-in vote fraud, my biggest concern is the Left will use physical violence and outright intimidation to scare off Shy Trump Voters. I'm almost reluctant to type that but it's a given they are tossing it around, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 17, 2020 02:53 PM (puu6v)

378
Is this really supposed to appeal to Republican voters?!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (bDqIh)

No but it could turn some Dems Republican

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2020 02:53 PM (Zmnko)

379 all youz using toy gadgets...MacBooks are different

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:53 PM (zr5Kq)

380 best fishermen I knew (I am the third best I know and I have known many) were black men. I would not trade the time I spent with these men as a young man for anything.
Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 02:

It may be cultural. My dad couldn't swim, he went to the beach growing up, we have rivers and lakes where he went fishing in boats. Was a Marine. We even had a pool growing up. We are Portuguese. I never asked if my grandparents could swim.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 02:54 PM (7bcfy)

381 137 I did know he lived in Florida, but thought it was fairly recent.

You know, trying to be a good welcome wagon person.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at August 17, 2020 02:54 PM (jMEOg)

382 LeftCoastDawg, that was LOL funny.

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2020 02:54 PM (XxJt1)

383 FL HOA's cannot prohibit, according the state constitution, flags of the USA, State of FL, military branches and POW/MIA.

My neighbor was saddened that she could not force me to take down my flag. So, I bought a FL flag to put under the US one, just for kicks.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 17, 2020 02:54 PM (svbBD)

384 InfoWars correspondent Millie Weaver pleads not guilty to felony charges stemming from altercation with mother in Portage CountyUpdated 2:11 PM; Today 2:11 PM

Cleveland dot com

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 02:54 PM (luzVb)

385 #355 Very good, Puddin Head. I'll have to remember those. Cool!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2020 02:54 PM (an7Mv)

386 I think, 3 balls is run aground.

3 balls means pitch to the rhino.

Posted by: spindrift at August 17, 2020 02:54 PM (h5TKJ)

387 @370
Its a good sign that they realize they're now the party of crazy rioters, with no moderates in sight.
The only moderates they can get have to be borrowed from the republicans

Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:54 PM (AwPyG)

388 Broats?

Posted by: dr. steve brule at August 17, 2020 02:54 PM (H5knJ)

389 It took us about a year to get the slip (we've been there since december 2017), but it was worth it. Ray Roberts is so much less crowded than lake lewisville or grapevine.
Posted by: Mishdog at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (UoNvf)


Agreed. Grapevine is small and Lewisville is deadly.

I just wish the fishing was better on RR.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

390 It used to be that when a ship was in distress they let their "sheets fly" (some sails unconnected at the bottom). Now they use a signal flag set to show distress
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (KZzsI)


One would think that today they might have this thing called "radio". Hey, I live in the maritime powerhouse of Vermont so what do I know.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 17, 2020 02:54 PM (ZB2Pj)

391 "Is this really supposed to appeal to Republican voters?!"

No. Those people were all underwhelming. It reads like Losers Club list. Most people are like- huh? Who are those people?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 02:55 PM (h3FHK)

392 3 balls means time for a meeting on the mound

Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:55 PM (AwPyG)

393 378
Is this really supposed to appeal to Republican voters?!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (bDqIh)

No but it could turn some Dems Republican
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2020 02:53 PM (Zmnko)

=========

The most establishment Republicans are going to the Democrats? That'll help counter the idea that the Democrat Establishment hasn't completely wrested control of the party from the activist left, a mistake they made in haste after 2016, and that there exists a uniparty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 17, 2020 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

394 More Republicans joining frmr Ohio Gov. John Kasich in speaking at the Democratic National Convention today:

- Frmr NJ Gov. Christine Todd Whitman
- Frmr NY Rep. Susan Molinari
- Meg Whitman, Romney 2012 adviser & 2010 CA Gov candidate (who also supported Clinton in 2016)

Is this really supposed to appeal to Republican voters?!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (bDqIh)

Will they speak in favor of burning, looting and murdering and insurrection?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 02:55 PM (lgiXo)

395 230 I saw John Wane's boat once in CA. It was a converted minesweeper.
Posted by: Archer

Wait -- is that the one shown during boat tours of the Corona del Mar inner harbor? If so, then I've seen it too!
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2020 02:44 PM (HEEq1)

I'm pretty sure my sister got married on that boat a few decades back.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 17, 2020 02:55 PM (Wm5SB)

396 Oh, look, they can't spell at the Dem convention site:

Wednesda night: Kerry Washington

Posted by: m at August 17, 2020 02:55 PM (UpS69)

397 Boats are racist, they are mostly painted white.

And double racist if they have a Trump flag.

But me, I'm still giggling at the Harris gif.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2020 02:55 PM (Z4rgH)

398 Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2020 02:38 PM

Little known fact. Greeks have been pulling your leg for years. "Eureka" really means "this bath is too hot". Depending on the context, it can also mean "please hand me a towel".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2020 02:55 PM (ejd/p)

399 370 Oh dear, The Squad will not be pleased!!

@emilyelarsen
More Republicans joining frmr Ohio Gov. John Kasich in speaking at the Democratic National Convention today:

- Frmr NJ Gov. Christine Todd Whitman
- Frmr NY Rep. Susan Molinari
- Meg Whitman, Romney 2012 adviser & 2010 CA Gov candidate (who also supported Clinton in 2016)

Is this really supposed to appeal to Republican voters?!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (bDqIh

It is half-baked agitprop to show Biden is a unifier and has Republican support. It will do nothing but piss off some Democrats and some wobbly Republicans who will join the other 93 percent of their party in voting for Trump.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 17, 2020 02:56 PM (puu6v)

400 337 Is watching the Dem convention going to be an event here on AoSHq?

Link here:

https://www.demconvention.com
Posted by: m at August 17, 2020 02:49 PM (UpS69)


I just looked at the site: "be a force for change."

I don't WANT change, especially of the variety the Reds are pushing.

Also "change" comes in two flavors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

401 Best swimmer I ever knew was a black friend whose family were shrimpers in the Gulf. I swear the man was part dolphin.

I think it's about the opportunities to get in the water. That's all.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (h3FHK)

402 3 balls means time for a meeting on the mound
Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:55 PM (AwPyG)


Eddie Torres, The Extra Testicle.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

403 Shouldn't the GOP kick those people out of the party?

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (nAJ3K)

404 3 balls make horny tomcat.

Posted by: klaftern at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (RuIsu)

405 396 Oh, look, they can't spell at the Dem convention site:

Wednesda night: Kerry Washington
Posted by: m at August 17, 2020 02:55 PM (UpS69)

it's Wensday, there's no "d'

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (Izzlo)

406 Has National Review endorsed Biden?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (lgiXo)

407 I saw a Trump flag on the St. Croix River FWIW.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (7Tjrc)

408 InfoWars is an extremely far-right conspiracy theory website founded by
Alex Jones that has been widely denounced as spreading debunked claims


This is the whole point. Like I predicted last night. General Jones and his Brainwashing, Inc confederates are trying to kill the credibility of the Shadowgate video .


And yes Alex Jones is a loon.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (luzVb)

409 @376
Now, there's an image!

Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (AwPyG)

410 I see crazy aunt Maxine is back to charging Trump with the 25th Amendment ... LOL... This while Senile Joe is the Dem Nominee?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (Zmnko)

411

Mashing up this post with the Morning Rant and you get "motor boating..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (s2VJv)

412 3 balls means you run a pawn shop.

Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (w7KSn)

413
Has National Review endorsed Biden?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (lgiXo)

-------

Only in their hearts... for now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 02:58 PM (/nZod)

414 One would think that today they might have this thing called "radio".

Sometimes the distress is related to lacking any power or a functioning radio. but flags work as long as people have eyeballs and you have a mast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 02:58 PM (KZzsI)

415 How were slaves delivered to the New World?

Boats!

Do we have to spell it out for you?

Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2020 02:58 PM (ZfRYq)

416 406 Has National Review endorsed Biden?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (lgiXo)


The Conservative Case for That Thing...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 02:58 PM (s2VJv)

417 Some people are afraid of water. It's true.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:58 PM (zr5Kq)

418 I used to live in a moderate suburb that has gone left over recent years. I went through there around election day and saw no Trump signs. They had signs up for the state legilature, but no Trump. I thought these people are cowards but it turned out the Trump signs were regularly stolen.
THere is a Marine who lives nearby, but not in that area. Today he flies the American Flag, the Marine flag, and a Trump flag. During the last election,they kept steeling his signs. He finally tied a sign down with a chain in his front yard. He also wrote on a big white sheet, "you can keep stealing my signs, but it won't change how I vote!"
I don't know the guy but his is an inspiration. It seems they left him alone after he pushed bak and said you cant' stop me. THat is likely a lesson for us all.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 02:58 PM (VQsGS)

419 Little known fact. Greeks have been pulling your leg for years. "Eureka" really means "this bath is too hot". Depending on the context, it can also mean "please hand me a towel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2020 02:55 PM (ejd/p)


I thought it meant "bend over and hand me the soap, big boy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:58 PM (YqDXo)

420 And yes Alex Jones is a loon.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (luzVb)

I tell lefties that Alex Jones is a nutcase, so they should stop making him right about things.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2020 02:58 PM (xfb67)

421 Second to mail-in vote fraud, my biggest concern is the Left will use physical violence and outright intimidation to scare off Shy Trump Voters. I'm almost reluctant to type that but it's a given they are tossing it around, too.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 17, 2020 02:53 PM (puu6v)



Oh, heck...they did that years ago in Philly. Remember the masked, black-clad guys with truncheons guarding polling places?

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2020 02:58 PM (XxJt1)

422 They are SO dumb at the Dem convention site. Spot the error:

This August, the Democratic Party will formally nominate the next president and vice president of the United States

Posted by: m at August 17, 2020 02:58 PM (UpS69)

423 @410
Every time they bring up the 25th amendment you have to start giving Pence the side eye.

Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 02:59 PM (AwPyG)

424 415 How were slaves delivered to the New World?

Boats!

Do we have to spell it out for you?
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2020 02:58 PM (ZfRYq)


Hyperloop Trebuchet. Elon Musk's great-great-great grandfather was racist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 02:59 PM (s2VJv)

425 I cannot buy this claim of this being the biggest boat parade of all time, because that Chinese Parade over at the Galapagos Islands has got this one all beat to hell.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2020 02:59 PM (Kpl3J)

426 379 all youz using toy gadgets...MacBooks are different
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 02:

I have a MacBook but I use the iPad all the time. The only thing that sucks is my keyboard broke and I can't do Control F

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 02:59 PM (7bcfy)

427 And yes Alex Jones is a loon.

He is and he's not. There is some reason to his madness, he just states things in really bizarre ways, and a bunch of the stuff he said that people called crazy turned out accurate eventually.

But he goes too far, says outrageously bizarre stuff just to get noticed, and leaves himself out somewhere you can't depend a lot, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

428 Orange Man Navy.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 17, 2020 03:00 PM (0GjLL)

429
Trump should start selling a yard sign that connects to a landmine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 03:00 PM (/nZod)

430 I have a MacBook but I use the iPad all the time. The only thing that sucks is my keyboard broke and I can't do Control F
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 02:59 PM (7bcfy)

You can reprogram your keyboard probably.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 03:00 PM (zr5Kq)

431 InfoWars is an extremely far-right conspiracy theory website founded by Alex Jones that has been widely denounced as spreading debunked claims

He should start pushing leftist memes, just to mess with them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 03:00 PM (YqDXo)

432 Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 02:54 PM (7bcfy)

We're Mutt White folks.

Dad was a lifeguard while in the Navy post WW2. Worked on a beach that was for R&R.

Mom, never learned to swim, even though we have had a pool in the backyard for almost 60 years. They would not build it until the youngest (me) passed an intermediate swimming lesson.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 03:00 PM (NgKpN)

433 - Frmr NJ Gov. Christine Todd Whitman
- Frmr NY Rep. Susan Molinari
- Meg Whitman, Romney 2012 adviser & 2010 CA Gov candidate (who also supported Clinton in 2016)

*********************

Notice these are all unemployed losers now, so they no longer have to pretend to be Republicans.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Squeezing Wampeedamberfuckalongas at August 17, 2020 03:00 PM (+dsLj)

434 I don't know the guy but his is an inspiration. It seems they left him alone after he pushed bak and said you cant' stop me. THat is likely a lesson for us all.
Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 02:58 PM (VQsGS)

I want to see that video of the guy who hooked up electrical current to his Trump sign.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2020 03:01 PM (Kpl3J)

435 I tell lefties that Alex Jones is a nutcase, so they should stop making him right about things.

Yeah. Thats a good way of putting it. He's crazy but he keeps being right about some things that seem too crazy to be true. I mean he was a 9/11 truther jackwagon too, so he's off in deep space sometimes but...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

436 Don't forget, there are thousands on the beaches who see this

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 17, 2020 03:01 PM (aO8Gd)

437 ToRE (@tweetWordz says they got them (Millie and husband) out ...

"Glory To God!!! We successfully got them out and children will be going home with them! Will update when they are released. Now it's paperwork."

Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2020 03:01 PM (Cus5s)

438 Yeah, go to setting-keyboard and do a function that suits you.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 03:02 PM (zr5Kq)

439
Yeah. Thats a good way of putting it. He's crazy but he keeps being right about some things that seem too crazy to be true. I mean he was a 9/11 truther jackwagon too, so he's off in deep space sometimes but...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 03:01 PM (KZzsI)


He is a nutcase, but his InfoWars crew does some good work and not all are batshit crazy.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

440 Funny. Trump's election represented the death of the old Chamber of Commerce, big government Republicans. It was the dawn of people deciding that politicians, especially lifelong ones, were terrible, self serving, lying presidents.

But yeah, get a bunch of underwhelming, life long Republicans to back a mental Incompetent who spent almost a half a century grifting in Washington. I think this is actually a great visual for a dying breed who is about to become extinct.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 03:02 PM (h3FHK)

441 I want to see that video of the guy who hooked up electrical current to his Trump sign.

I heard a story, probably a myth, about a guy in Miami. He kept getting robbed, they broke in through a weak point on his roof, climbed down and stole stuff from his shop over and over.

So he gets an old box spring mattress without any of the cloth on it, attaches a wire to the spring, puts it under the area they keep breaking in, and plugs it in.

Next morning he comes to the shop to an awful smell, there's a dead guy cooked on the springs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 03:03 PM (KZzsI)

442 430 I have a MacBook but I use the iPad all the time. The only thing that sucks is my keyboard broke and I can't do Control F
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 02:59 PM (7bcfy)

You can reprogram your keyboard probably.
Posted by: runner


Yep -- there are all sorts of widgets that allow you to remap keys -- i.e. assign them different meanings and roles. You can make "fn+F" or "Option+F" act like "Control+F" no problem. Etc. I have a MacBook too, and I've remapped like half the keyboard.

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2020 03:03 PM (HEEq1)

443 Sponge - I couldn't agree more about the fishing. We haven't caught anything decent out on the lake, but we've consistently made some good hauls just from fishing in our slip.

My dad built some pvc Christmas trees a year after we got the slip. wWe sunk those under the slip, and I think they have done a good job attracting perch, catfish, and crappie.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 17, 2020 03:03 PM (UoNvf)

444 They took down toresays.com.


Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 03:03 PM (SpZxj)

445 410 I see crazy aunt Maxine is back to charging Trump with the 25th Amendment ... LOL... This while Senile Joe is the Dem Nominee?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (Zmnko)

oh gawd do we have to talk about that again? As everybody showed last time, it is actually much EASIER to Impeach a President than it would be to use the bizarre 25th amendment structure. The only people who talk about it are people like Maxine who are too stupid and lazy to have ever actually read it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2020 03:03 PM (Kpl3J)

446 > Some people are afraid of water. It's true.

Yep. So possibly the Navy isn't the best career choice for those people?

Just spitballing here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 03:04 PM (tTbNq)

447 He is a nutcase, but his InfoWars crew does some good work and not all are batshit crazy.

Yeah great people on the site, just kind of tained by his stink.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

448 I thought it meant "bend over and hand me the soap, big boy."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 02:58 PM


Common misconception. It was olive oil back in the day.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2020 03:04 PM (ejd/p)

449 The Narrative is that Trump is DOOMED! Biden will win in a landslide! Texas and Georgia will vote Blue, let alone all the swing states.

Anything that contradicts The Narrative must be suppressed By Any Means Necessary.

Posted by: Paul at August 17, 2020 03:04 PM (PMxE5)

450
"Glory To God!!! We successfully got them out and children will be going home with them! Will update when they are released. Now it's paperwork."
Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2020 03:01 PM (Cus5s)


Thank you!

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2020 03:04 PM (XxJt1)

451 371 Any word on Millie Weaver from ShadowGate?
Posted by: Pliney at August 17, 2020 02:52 PM (nzKWW)


Discovery hearing 9 Sep
Pretrial hearing 21 Oct
Jury trial 3 Nov (!)

Bail set at $20K

You can follow the docket by searching for Portage County OH Clerk of Courts. On the site, click "Search Court Records"

Search by name. First name is Millicent.

Sadly, I've gotten good at this by keeping tabs on my meth head daughter and her meth head baby daddy.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 17, 2020 03:04 PM (8C7+r)

452 "Democrats across the country are coming together August 17-20 to unite the country around our shared values and launch Joe Biden to victory this fall. Be a part of it."

Ready the trebuchets!

Posted by: m at August 17, 2020 03:04 PM (UpS69)

453 >>Notice these are all unemployed losers now, so they no longer have to pretend to be Republicans.


Also: from coastal indigo blue states - CA, NY, NJ

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 03:05 PM (bDqIh)

454 LOL Kaitlin Bennett's clip had a pirate ship in the boat parade.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2020 03:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

455 THere is a Marine who lives nearby, but not in that area. Today he flies the American Flag, the Marine flag, and a Trump flag. During the last election,they kept steeling his signs. He finally tied a sign down with a chain in his front yard. He also wrote on a big white sheet, "you can keep stealing my signs, but it won't change how I vote!"
I don't know the guy but his is an inspiration. It seems they left him alone after he pushed bak and said you cant' stop me. THat is likely a lesson for us all.
Posted by: Quint at August 17,

My friend has a Trump sign in her yard. She lives on a cul de sac. There are no sidewalks in her neighborhood. The gay couple used to walk their dog in front of her house and she suspected it was them that stole her sign. The neighbor across the street is in paraplegic and he saw the couple hide the sign in the bushes. They came the next morning walking their frou frou dog and he chased them down and made them put the sign back and knock on the door and apologize. They don't walk on her street anymore.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 03:05 PM (7bcfy)

456 444 They took down toresays.com.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 03:03 PM (SpZxj)

Because making something forbidden always makes people lose interest in it. That's just human nature.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2020 03:05 PM (xfb67)

457 446 > Some people are afraid of water. It's true.

Yep. So possibly the Navy isn't the best career choice for those people?

Just spitballing here.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 03:04 PM (tTbNq)

---

And some of us enjoy being in the water, not on it.

Posted by: SMH at August 17, 2020 03:05 PM (RU4sa)

458 "My dad couldn't swim, he went to the beach growing up, we have rivers and lakes where he went fishing in boats. Was a Marine."


How did he get through boot camp without learning to swim? Serious question.

Posted by: Annalucia at August 17, 2020 03:05 PM (S6ArX)

459 > Mashing up this post with the Morning Rant and you get "motor boating..."





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM (s2VJv)


Are we looking for volunteers, or what?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 17, 2020 03:05 PM (sjdRT)

460 Frmr NY Rep. Susan Molinari

I would trust Londo more.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 17, 2020 03:05 PM (E+OcO)

461 > Next morning he comes to the shop to an awful smell, there's a dead guy cooked on the springs.

According to those who know, it smells just like any other barbecue.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 03:05 PM (tTbNq)

462 Little known fact. Greeks have been pulling your leg for years. "Eureka" really means "this bath is too hot". Depending on the context, it can also mean "please hand me a towel".


I thought it was Italian for *Amico, you really smell*

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 17, 2020 03:06 PM (w9Wax)

463 CHRISTINE TODD WHITMAN?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Her endorsement is a huge win for Biden.

Posted by: MJ at August 17, 2020 03:06 PM (gAMkn)

464 I take it for granted that Jones is nuts. But is he more nuts than, say, the average MSNBC personality?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 17, 2020 03:06 PM (H5knJ)

465 More Republicans joining frmr Ohio Gov. John Kasich in speaking at the Democratic National Convention today:

- Frmr NJ Gov. Christine Todd Whitman
- Frmr NY Rep. Susan Molinari
- Meg Whitman, Romney 2012 adviser & 2010 CA Gov candidate (who also supported Clinton in 2016)

-
Yeah, that'll fool the rubes!v

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 03:06 PM (+y/Ru)

466 Name one decent accomplishment for any of those Republican quislings. Every one of them oversaw the outsourcing of whole industries to China and never said a word. They largely oversaw the deterioration of people's economic situations and the worsening of racial disparities.

But yeah, keep talking you assclown frauds.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 03:06 PM (h3FHK)

467 I wouldn't dream of putting a Trump sign on our yard, or a Trump bumper sticker on our cars, here in California. It would just be begging for trouble.

=====
This is truth, yet people still say that this is America.

I no longer sing the Star Spangled Banner because the answer to the question it asks is 'no'.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 17, 2020 03:06 PM (d6mdH)

468 Tore's twitter site has been suspended.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 03:06 PM (SpZxj)

469 Boats are white supremacy...they were used to bring slaves over from Africa.

Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at August 17, 2020 03:06 PM (0jZvB)

470 Ace, I love a boat parade as much as the next guy, and still think Trump has a puncher's chance in this thing. But, I hope we're not heading down the "preference cascade" path and looking at boats as a measure of enthusiasm, are we?

Posted by: GOPPartyReptile at August 17, 2020 03:07 PM (P3BC+)

471 Heh!

Sean Davis
@seanmdav

3h
"I saw a truck full of asphalt. Trump is literally stealing the roads so people can't go vote."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 17, 2020 03:08 PM (FtO5h)

472 {{{IronMikeGolf}}}

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2020 03:08 PM (XxJt1)

473 Boats are white supremacy...they were used to bring slaves over from Africa.

"Sharks still swarm to this day along the single only route ever used by slavers in the entire history of the world!"
--Democrat Senator whose name eludes me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 03:08 PM (KZzsI)

474 Millie Weaver's video, Shadow Gate, has been suspended.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 03:08 PM (SpZxj)

475 Yep. So possibly the Navy isn't the best career choice for those people?

Just spitballing here.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 03:04 PM (tTbNq)

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And some of us enjoy being in the water, not on it.
Posted by: SMH at August 17, 2020 03:05 PM (RU4sa)


Rodrigo Borgia, maybe not, but I've hear of such things.

SMH - I feel bad for people with seasickness.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 03:08 PM (zr5Kq)

476 How did he get through boot camp without learning to swim? Serious question.
Posted by: Annalucia at August 17, 2

I don't know, he told me the drill sergeants made him climb down something like the side of a ship while screaming at him. He obviously did it. He was in Korea. I didn't know he couldn't swim until my mother explained that's why he wouldn't let me go in the water at the beach when my mom wasn't there. Maybe he could dog paddle? My mother says he couldn't swim.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 03:09 PM (7bcfy)

477 I only know Millie Weaver from a few videos she did a few months ago on the Sunrise Movement - that was great info. She had video from Zoom calls where AOC and the Sunrise people are recruiting/radicalizing teens and tweens to be radical activists. Insidious.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 03:09 PM (bDqIh)

478 Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 03:05 PM (7bcfy)

Is it wrong that the takeaway that stuck with me was a paraplegic chased down someone?

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 03:09 PM (nAJ3K)

479 But, I hope we're not heading down the "preference cascade" path and looking at boats as a measure of enthusiasm, are we?

Yeah I don't think it means anything but its kinda cool. People like boats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 03:09 PM (KZzsI)

480 457 446 > Some people are afraid of water. It's true.

Yep. So possibly the Navy isn't the best career choice for those people?

Just spitballing here.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 03:04 PM (tTbNq)

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And some of us enjoy being in the water, not on it.
Posted by: SMH at August 17, 2020 03:05 PM (RU4sa)


Mileage varies. I still get nervous on a ladder. Yet, I strapped on a parachute many, many times.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 17, 2020 03:10 PM (8C7+r)

481 Got willowed on the BLM attempted murder thread, but this is too cool, and useful, not to pass on!
South Af. has so many problems with carjacking that an inventor came up with a James Bond-style answer.
Flame throwers mounted under the body of your car, both sides. Check THIS out:
https://tinyurl.com/jhddyvn

Posted by: Beverly at August 17, 2020 03:10 PM (J+0xx)

482 >>Millie Weaver's video, Shadow Gate, has been suspended.

Even on bitchute?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 03:10 PM (bDqIh)

483
Boats!

Do we have to spell it out for you?
Posted by: blaster


1-877-BOATS-4-KIDS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2020 03:11 PM (aKsyK)

484 Is it wrong that the takeaway that stuck with me was a paraplegic chased down someone?
Posted by: Weaning is hard a

He's pretty fast in that chair. He was an athlete. Skiing accident in high school.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2020 03:11 PM (7bcfy)

485
I don't know the guy but his is an inspiration. It seems they left him alone after he pushed bak and said you cant' stop me. THat is likely a lesson for us all.
Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 02:58 PM (VQsGS)

I want to see that video of the guy who hooked up electrical current to his Trump sign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2020 03:01 PM (Kpl3J)





Paintball Auto Sentry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QcfZGDvHU8

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2020 03:11 PM (EGyGV)

486 Voter suppression by intimidation should notbe a problem. It would be live streamed and put to a stop one way or another, would it not?

Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 17, 2020 03:11 PM (1eJby)

487 My dad was a combat medic, lifeguard and swam like a fish. Until they put him on a troop ship for days and he puked until he got to the other side. He had a very tenuous relationship with water after that. Hair of the dog that bit you and all that. I'm

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 03:11 PM (h3FHK)

488 InfoWars is an extremely far-right conspiracy theory website founded by Alex Jones that has been widely denounced as spreading debunked claims
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He should start pushing leftist memes, just to mess with them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 17, 2020 03:00 PM (YqDXo)


"Extremely far right wing conspiracy theory website."

Adding more adjectives to your description doesn't add to your credibility, folks. It just makes you look like a zealous teenager.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2020 03:11 PM (hku12)

489 It's going to be a dumpster fire. I am so looking forward to this convention.

Posted by: m at August 17, 2020 03:11 PM (UpS69)

490 Do-nate your boat to-day.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 17, 2020 03:11 PM (FtO5h)

491 It would be live streamed and put to a stop one way or another, would it not?

My guess is that anywhere it worked, would be places the Democrats were going to win anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 03:12 PM (KZzsI)

492 >> 343 [ CaliGirl ] everything south of Summerland is LA to me.

Orange County just wet their shorts.

Posted by: 40 miles north at August 17, 2020 03:13 PM (o2vOl)

493 Shadow Gate is not showing up on Bitchute.

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2020 03:13 PM (XxJt1)

494 479 But, I hope we're not heading down the "preference cascade" path and looking at boats as a measure of enthusiasm, are we?

Yeah I don't think it means anything but its kinda cool. People like boats.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2020 03:09 PM (KZzsI)


It's also a bit harder to get screwed with while showing your support.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 17, 2020 03:13 PM (8C7+r)

495 Need to attach ink bomb / dye pack
to your sign that banks use during a robbery.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 03:13 PM (nAJ3K)

496 But, I hope we're not heading down the "preference cascade" path and looking at boats as a measure of enthusiasm, are we?
Posted by: GOPPartyReptile at August 17, 2020 03:07 PM (P3BC+)


The polls propagated by the media have Trump losing. The media trashes Trump all day, every day.
The Dems lie early and often about Trump and who he is as a person and a President.

If there's a boat rally that SETS WORLD RECORDS to honor and support Trump, that's a big deal.

When has that happened for a candidate or President previously?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 17, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

497 470 I hope we're not . . . looking at boats as a measure of enthusiasm, are we?
Posted by: GOPPartyReptile at August 17, 2020 03:07 PM (P3BC+)

Although people who have done all the paperwork for registering boats are more likely to be registered voters than not, I would guess.

Posted by: m at August 17, 2020 03:13 PM (UpS69)

498 479

Zero argument from me on the coolness of boats.

Posted by: GOPPartyReptile at August 17, 2020 03:15 PM (P3BC+)

499 nood

Posted by: m at August 17, 2020 03:15 PM (UpS69)

500 I only know Millie Weaver from a few videos she did a few months ago on the Sunrise Movement - that was great info. She had video from Zoom calls where AOC and the Sunrise people are recruiting/radicalizing teens and tweens to be radical activists. Insidious.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 03:09 PM (bDqIh)


We're going to refute your claims that there is a cabal of corporate media, government types, and private contractors by... silencing you, using corporate media, government types, and private contractors.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2020 03:15 PM (hku12)

501 So can they memory-hole that video completely? Are there no websites that will show it?

This is blood-chilling.

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2020 03:16 PM (XxJt1)

502 500

Posted by: m at August 17, 2020 03:16 PM (UpS69)

503 ooking at boats as a measure of enthusiasm, are we?

Posted by: GOPPartyReptile at August 17, 2020 03:07 PM (P3BC+)


I'm always enthusiastic about boats.
Party boat especially.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 03:16 PM (SpZxj)

504 3 balls means you run a pawn shop.
Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 17, 2020 02:57 PM


One ball means You-Know-Who.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2020 03:17 PM (DMUuz)

505 A boat owner once told me that the day he gets a boat is the second happiest day of a man's life. The first happiest is the day he gets rid of it.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 17, 2020 03:18 PM (d/5jB)

506 Mollie floats my boat.

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2020 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

507 I can understand boat owners tending to be conservative-something about enjoying the freedom of the water.
I suspect the same thing about bikers as people who like the open road.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 03:20 PM (lgiXo)

508 496 It was 2000 boats; "World's largest boat parade" isn't exactly the sign of a massive groundswell of support.

I do agree it's cool to see that many unafraid Trump supporters, plus, you know, boat parade.

Posted by: GOPPartyReptile at August 17, 2020 03:20 PM (P3BC+)

509 boat cliche time.

What does BOAT stand for?

Bust out another thousand.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 03:21 PM (VQsGS)

510 I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way.

Posted by: John Paul Jones Trump at August 17, 2020 03:21 PM (sc/gu)

511 that was major owens (d nutball) so what is so volatile that they are pulling something out of that vintage cyberthriller, the net with sandra bullock, so james jones and other green badge outfits are running psy ops,

Posted by: bolivar de gris at August 17, 2020 03:21 PM (hMlTh)

512 "maybe vehicles are a sign of a psychology that puts a lot of emphasis on freedom and autonomy"

You should have mentioned bikers.

'In the wind'

Posted by: Cluebat at August 17, 2020 03:22 PM (y67bA)

513 It was 2000 boats; "World's largest boat parade" isn't exactly the sign of a massive groundswell of support.



I do agree it's cool to see that many unafraid Trump supporters, plus, you know, boat parade.

Posted by: GOPPartyReptile at August 17, 2020 03:20 PM (P3BC+)

the read areas are night and day from the blue and recently turned blue. These guys were not likely taking a risk, but just having fun. IT is those who live in blue cities that have to walk on egg shells.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 03:24 PM (VQsGS)

514 re: "shy trump voter" syndrome, I just drove back to DC from a week on the Delaware shore. FWIW. I counted 5 Trump signs, and one Biden sign (this last in DC, of course).

Posted by: someasshole at August 17, 2020 03:25 PM (g8UuS)

515 513

As a guy living in a blue, blue, BLUE area, you don't have to tell me twice!

I'm not trying to be a boat parade pooper, but I was lurkin' here in 2012, and damned if I didn't semi talk myself into that preference cascade/unskewed polls talk...

Posted by: GOPPartyReptile at August 17, 2020 03:27 PM (P3BC+)

516 500 I only know Millie Weaver from a few videos she did a few months ago on the Sunrise Movement - that was great info. She had video from Zoom calls where AOC and the Sunrise people are recruiting/radicalizing teens and tweens to be radical activists. Insidious.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 03:09 PM (bDqIh)


Toresays.com, Tore Maras, Did a cast the day of Millie's arrest with it being mostly Shadow Gate with Tore's commentary. It helped.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 03:28 PM (SpZxj)

517
re: "shy trump voter" syndrome, I just drove back to DC from a week on
the Delaware shore. FWIW. I counted 5 Trump signs, and one Biden sign
(this last in DC, of course).

Posted by: someasshole at August 17, 2020 03:25 PM (g8UuS)

Drive up 15 from Frederic and explore some of the PA towns. You will see some amazing Trump signage that is built to last. Even in the towns and cities you get a mixtrue that favors Trump. I don't mind the few Biden signs eitehr. That is how this is supposed to work, and did up 'til 2016

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 03:28 PM (VQsGS)

518 508 496 It was 2000 boats; "World's largest boat parade" isn't exactly the sign of a massive groundswell of support.


More of a water swell.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 03:30 PM (SpZxj)

519 As a guy living in a blue, blue, BLUE area, you don't have to tell me twice!



I'm not trying to be a boat parade pooper, but I was lurkin' here in
2012, and damned if I didn't semi talk myself into that preference
cascade/unskewed polls talk...

Posted by: GOPPartyReptile at August 17, 2020 03:27 PM (P3BC+)

you should have seen the Kossacks when Bush beat Kerry. So many tears and comments about how they won the exit polls. I haven't seen it in years but it is a fun read.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 03:31 PM (VQsGS)

520 Trump parade in Columbia SC was estimated over 3,000.

Suck it Trebek.

https://tinyurl.com/y6lhrbff


Posted by: SpecialEd at August 17, 2020 03:42 PM (NmKsu)

521 Antifa shitbags are on Twitter soliciting clear photos of boat registration numbers. But they aren't the Brown Shirts. Not at all.

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Posted by: kam ray at August 17, 2020 09:39 PM (D9E0b)

523 gonna need a bigger boat thread

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at August 17, 2020 10:59 PM (Mce6+)

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