Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo Mock Mental Acuity Test as Something for "Middle School," And Then... Immediately Flunk It

This is all part of their battlespace preparation to establish that Biden should not take a mental acuity test, and if he does and fails it, it doesn't matter anyway. Demented people are people too.

So here are the idiot fartbox-munchers goofing on the test for being easy. Well, yes, geniuses: It's not an IQ test. It's a test to show you're not mentally impaired.

It's pass-fail. It's to see if your IQ is still at least room temperature or not.

But these geniuses didn't know that. They were expecting something difficult for them, like... the jumble puzzles on a Burger King Kids Club tray-liner.

After mocking the test for being super easy, barely an inconvenience, Lemon and Cuomo immediately.. failed it completely.

One of the questions was about identifying "animal shapes," as these two retards say -- adults with normal or higher IQ would say animal silhouettes, but I guess "shapes" is close enough -- and Don Lemon claimed that a rhino was a hippo.

One would think the giant horn would give it away, but no, that wasn't enough of a clue for him.

Later in the segment, Cuomo calls the rhino an elephant.

They seem to be using the words "hippo" and "elephant" to refer to any animal which is not a cat, a dog, or a chicken.

Posted by: Ace at 02:02 PM

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1 st?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 24, 2020 02:01 PM (UWqZJ)

3 Retard is as retard does.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2020 02:02 PM (HEEq1)

4 which one sucks whose dick? or do they just 69?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 02:02 PM (YxRHs)

5 holy smokes I saw a chance here

Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2020 02:03 PM (RusNE)

6 A dumb racist black fag and a stupid Italian Fredo walk into a bar and order two pairs of pants.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 24, 2020 02:03 PM (pw+jk)

7 barely an inconvenience

So how much time have you spent watching the Pitch Meeting videos?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 24, 2020 02:03 PM (Wm5SB)

8 General rules to remember:
- Actors are stupid people who pretend not to be.
- Newstalkers are actors who are too stupid to remember their lines.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2020 02:03 PM (hYcqw)

9 A lifetime of cocaine abuse has deleterious effects on the brain.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 24, 2020 02:03 PM (vg8iE)

10 Call me Fredo, I'll throw your ass down these stairs.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at July 24, 2020 02:03 PM (sWM8x)

11 Their point is "if I can't pass it and I'm fine...Biden is fine too"

Posted by: CN at July 24, 2020 02:03 PM (ONvIw)

12 One of the questions was about identifying "animal shapes," as these two retards say -- adults with normal or higher IQ would say animal silhouettes

Steak. Steak. Ribs. Big f'n steak.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2020 02:03 PM (ep1HV)

13 >>>They seem to be using the words "hippo" and "elephant" to refer to any animal which is not a cat, a dog, or a chicken.

This Ace is the best Ace.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2020 02:04 PM (gvWOP)

14 Chanel Rion of OAN flaunting the mask at the white house press briefing is hawt

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2020 02:04 PM (VcFUs)

15 I'd of been first but I had to pretend to listen to Mrs D for a sec.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2020 02:04 PM (axyOa)

16 Don Lemon claimed that a rhino was a hippo.

One would think the giant horn would give it away, but no, that wasn't enough of a clue for him.

Later in the segment, Cuomo calls the rhino an elephant.

That's RHINIST! Will this Rhincism never end?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2020 02:04 PM (FtO5h)

17 TESTS ARE RAYCISS!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 02:05 PM (TOyHQ)

18 So, Ace, you're saying that they PURPOSELY failed a dead-simple test, so that later when the brain-damaged Biden also fails it, they can claim, "Well, WE failed it too, and we don't have Alzheimers -- so the=test proves nothing!" ?

Or are you saying that Lemon and Cuomo are just straight-up borderline retarded?

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2020 02:05 PM (HEEq1)

19 16
Don Lemon claimed that a rhino was a hippo.

One would think the giant horn would give it away, but no, that wasn't enough of a clue for him.

Later in the segment, Cuomo calls the rhino an elephant.

That's RHINIST! Will this Rhincism never end?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2020 02:04 PM (FtO5h)

Black Rhino - Raaaaaacisst!!!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 24, 2020 02:05 PM (k/TB6)

20 A real Rorschach test would probably scare the sh*t outta these guys.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2020 02:05 PM (axyOa)

21 Somehow, some way - while trying very hard to be very self-observant and avoid the practice - I keep blacking out and while blacked out, taking lots and lots of crazy pills. This must be how Randle McMurphy felt.

Posted by: Abiss at July 24, 2020 02:05 PM (Y8DtA)

22 11 Their point is "if I can't pass it and I'm fine...Biden is fine too"
Posted by: CN at July 24, 2020 02:03 PM (ONvIw)

No, you ain't alright, Spider.

Posted by: Tommy DeVito at July 24, 2020 02:05 PM (Wm5SB)

23 14 pic?
what kinda mask?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 02:05 PM (TOyHQ)

24 Obey the Elites!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 24, 2020 02:05 PM (ExV1e)

25 I'm going to accept Ace's summary of the piece instead of watching and listening to those people.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2020 02:05 PM (gvWOP)

26 Or are you saying that Lemon and Cuomo are just straight-up borderline retarded?
Posted by: zombie

They crossed that border like an illegal Mexican.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (ep1HV)

27 Or are you saying that Lemon and Cuomo are just straight-up borderline retarded?
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2020 02:05

Embrace the And, zombie.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (DMUuz)

28 I saw the Fart Box Munchers open for Butthole Surfers at the Palladium in 1988!

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (XqJy/)

29 Just think that these two 80 IQers are considered smart by close to 20,000 people.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (pw+jk)

30 Rhino Lives Matter

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (FtO5h)

31 I saw that on Tucker. It looked like the very beginning of the test. And they both missed! It will be epic if he can drag it out for two weeks as they get harder questions.

Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (RusNE)

32 A real Rorschach test would probably scare the sh*t outta these guys.
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My bedsheets are a Rorschach test.

Posted by: Don Lemon, now with 70% more anal leakage at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (vg8iE)

33

They were distracted by their desire for the animals to inseminate their rectums...

Posted by: Dude Where's My Brain? at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (d6DSt)

34 20 A real Rorschach test would probably scare the sh*t outta these guys.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2020 02:05 PM (axyOa)

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Well, that's because it would look like a bat to Don Lemon, and he's Batman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (UWqZJ)

35 "Biden is fine because we're just as dumb as he is!"

WINNING!

Posted by: pookysgirl, sick but not with the Kung Flu at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (XKZwp)

36 I think they ask you to count back from 100 by 7's and also
count the alphabet from Z back. Maybe I'm mentally impaired (Yes; I know you're all saying "Yes, you are Fenelon") but I would have a problem doing both those things quickly. I'd be counting in my head and also saying what was the letter before x?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (oDRcK)

37 which one sucks whose dick? or do they just 69?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 02:02 PM (YxRHs)

It helps to think of the entire MFM as an ouroboros.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (t+qrx)

38 I think you're being pretty hard on retards comparing these guys to them.

Wouldn't you think that eating animal crackers and dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets would have been a good primer for this in later life? I mean, a few days later?

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (8B6Ng)

39 Why Democrats hide behind a 100% in the tank media. Because anything less would totally expose them to everyone.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (xuiDm)

40 Trump laid the trap by having the MSM all crow how easy it is.

OK, you guys, so why can't Biden take the test - it's a slam-dunk, after all!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (bDqIh)

41 If lemon can't stick his finger in it's crotch and smell it, he's not sure what it is

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 02:07 PM (YxRHs)

42 I tried to take a Rorschach one time, but it was a set up. It was just a bunch of pictures of dicks.

Posted by: Don LeMon at July 24, 2020 02:07 PM (sWM8x)

43 Chanel Rion ~~of OAN flaunting the mask at the white house press briefing~~ is hawt

Too many words. Fixed it.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2020 02:07 PM (ZGrMX)

44
Or are you saying that Lemon and Cuomo are just straight-up borderline retarded?
Posted by: zombie

I'll say it. Lemon and Cuomo are room temperature IQ retarded.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2020 02:07 PM (VcFUs)

45 35 "Biden is fine because we're just as dumb as he is!"

WINNING!
Posted by: pookysgirl, sick but not with the Kung Flu at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (XKZwp)

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This just makes me want to watch Biden take it more.

They know this is bad for him, really bad for him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 24, 2020 02:07 PM (UWqZJ)

46 Don Lemon claimed that a rhino was a hippo.

One would think the giant horn would give it away, but no, that wasn't enough of a clue for him.

Posted by: Guy Smiley

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Guy, you can understand this. That didn't look like any "giant horn" LeMon has seen up close many, many times.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2020 02:07 PM (tIU+r)

47 I admire CNN for hiring the handicapped.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 24, 2020 02:07 PM (qjogl)

48 My bedsheets are a Rorschach test.
Posted by: Don Lemon, now with 70% more anal leakage at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (vg8iE)
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Why oh why do I eat before reading AoS?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2020 02:07 PM (hYcqw)

49 Animals are hard.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2020 02:08 PM (vuisn)

50
1. Trump said its hard.

2. The Left all laughs and argues that it's easy.

3. What happens when Super Biden takes the easy test and fails?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2020 02:08 PM (xuiDm)

51 I'd like the REAL Rorschach to give them a little "test."

That one involving a woodstove, a hacksaw, handcuffs, gasoline and a match would do.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2020 02:08 PM (FtO5h)

52 What they did was the equivalent of pointing out someone's spelling or grammatical error online.

Almost certain that you make a mistake yourself while doing it.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2020 02:08 PM (bDqIh)

53 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (oDRcK)

Some days I still have to sing the alphabet song in my head to alphabetize

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 02:08 PM (TOyHQ)

54 42 I tried to take a Rorschach one time, but it was a set up. It was just a bunch of pictures of dicks.
Posted by: Don LeMon at July 24, 2020 02:07 PM (sWM8x)

That's the stuff right there.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2020 02:08 PM (xuiDm)

55 "That one is definitely a Donkey Dick."

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 24, 2020 02:08 PM (iWaDc)

56 fucking retards

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2020 02:08 PM (W2Pud)

57 Or are you saying that Lemon and Cuomo are just straight-up borderline retarded?
Posted by: zombie

They crossed that border like an illegal Mexican.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2020 02:06 PM (ep1HV)

Like Mariachis riding an elephant.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 02:08 PM (yQpMk)

58 Haven't watched these two clowns to see what test they took, but wifey and I both had to take a mental acuity test a couple of years back when we upped the coverage on our long term care insurance. It was anything but easy, and in fact when we each finished neither of us was completely sure we would get the increased coverage (we did). I'd like to see Biden take and pass the test you need to just buy LTC insurance. Seems to be a simple proposition, if he is not qualified to buy insurance he certainly is not qualified to be president.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 24, 2020 02:09 PM (Q4GsL)

59 Correct AoS style usage is:

Don Le Mon.

Actually, Tucker said it that way last night, and I was falling off the couch laughing. I think he reads the comments here.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 24, 2020 02:09 PM (vcOmj)

60 I guess it's Respect the Authoritie of Science!
Until its "Doctor Shmoctor"

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 24, 2020 02:09 PM (SqopC)

61 How dare you compare those idiots to us.
Your words offend me!

Posted by: Retard Local 78 at July 24, 2020 02:10 PM (ufFY8)

62 26 Or are you saying that Lemon and Cuomo are just straight-up borderline retarded?

It's elfin magic.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2020 02:10 PM (vuisn)

63 These guys are fucking retarded.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer, -2700 on Jeopardy at July 24, 2020 02:10 PM (JpcyW)

64 Actually, Tucker said it that way last night,

TuCa's been saying it that way for a long time. We got it from him.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2020 02:10 PM (FtO5h)

65 Actually, Tucker said it that way last night, and I was falling off the couch laughing. I think he reads the comments here.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 24, 2020 02:09 PM (vcOmj)
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I think it originated with Carlson.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2020 02:10 PM (hYcqw)

66 >>They crossed that border like an illegal Mexican.

... like an Unladen Swallow?

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2020 02:10 PM (iWaDc)

67 And I don' know that I'd use the word Silhouettes. I'd probably say "outlines" . I intend to never run for President even though I think I am more coherent than old Joe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2020 02:10 PM (oDRcK)

68 It's an elephant wid a party hat on.

Posted by: Gov Cuomo at July 24, 2020 02:10 PM (xuiDm)

69 >>>60 I guess it's Respect the Authoritie of Science!

Does Doctor Dolittle count?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2020 02:11 PM (vuisn)

70 49 Animals are hard.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2020 02:08 PM (vuisn)

Like...how hard? I need details.

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 24, 2020 02:11 PM (Y8DtA)

71 TuCa's been saying it that way for a long time. We got it from him.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Well, slap my ass and call me Edna!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 24, 2020 02:11 PM (vcOmj)

72 And I don' know that I'd use the word Silhouettes. I'd probably say "outlines" . I intend to never run for President even though I think I am more coherent than old Joe.
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I'm more coherent than Old Joe.

Posted by: Rosemary Kennedy at July 24, 2020 02:11 PM (vg8iE)

73 Being on tv requires looks, not brains. Not surprised here.

All those actors who are always running at the mouth and lecturing us, what do you think would happen if they were given IQ tests and their scores compared with the general population? Give a test to Cher, DeCrapio, those people.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 24, 2020 02:11 PM (+lVUW)

74 Fredo: "What is it?!?!?"

Cock Boy :"That's what we are trying to figure out?"

THen those two stupid fucks are never going to figure it out.
Also Lemon says it is a Lion, Hippo, Camel. Fredo says isn't that a Rhino in the middle? Lemonhead says "I'm looking at it backwards."

News flash you stupid homo, the middle is the middle no matter how you are looking at it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 24, 2020 02:11 PM (pw+jk)

75 Immediately after falling the test, Chris Cuomo stood up, threw his chair across the room, and demanded to know how much the test could even lift.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 24, 2020 02:12 PM (datdl)

76 52 What they did was the equivalent of pointing out someone's spelling or grammatical error online.

Almost certain that you make a mistake yourself while doing it.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2020 02:08 PM (bDqIh)

LOL

Posted by: m at July 24, 2020 02:12 PM (gvWOP)

77 64 Actually, Tucker said it that way last night,

TuCa's been saying it that way for a long time. We got it from him.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Mollie Hemingway lurkes here too, doesn't she?

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2020 02:12 PM (VcFUs)

78 I watched part of the Scott Adams vlog talking about the President taking it. He said that in the test, you are given a list to repeat back, then asked some other questions. Then they ask you to repeat that list by memory. The President talking about it in the interview was able to do that five times. Adams was impressed.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 24, 2020 02:12 PM (JKNZq)

79 Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2020 02:07 PM (ZGrMX)

We rate this as true.

Posted by: Snopes at July 24, 2020 02:12 PM (ExV1e)

80 They also do these type of tests for concussions They are mocking it because they know that Biden would flunk it.

Having my Mother in Law that suffered with Alzheimer's these guys can go fuck themselves

This reminds me of when MSNBC mocked a Republican who talked about how they dealt with their Stillborn baby,

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 24, 2020 02:12 PM (dKiJG)

81 4 which one sucks whose dick? or do they just 69?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Lemon has to be the receiver of the BJ. Otherwise there would be accusations of white privilege.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 24, 2020 02:13 PM (+lVUW)

82 RELEASE THA KRAKEN

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2020 02:13 PM (vuisn)

83 What they did was the equivalent of pointing out someone's spelling or grammatical error online.

Smart Military Blogs have standards, you know.

Posted by: AoSHQ Assistant Associate Copy Editors at July 24, 2020 02:13 PM (DMUuz)

84 Well, slap my ass and call me Edna!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 24, 2020 02:11 PM (vcOmj)

Well hello Edna.

Posted by: Don Le Mon at July 24, 2020 02:13 PM (8k7U7)

85 49 Animals are hard.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2020 02:08 PM (vuisn)

If you know what you're doing.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at July 24, 2020 02:13 PM (Wm5SB)

86 Don Lemon claimed that a rhino was a hippo.

One would think the giant horn would give it away, but no, that wasn't enough of a clue for him.

Posted by: Guy Smiley

===
To a black fag all animals look the same.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 24, 2020 02:13 PM (pw+jk)

87 Mollie Hemingway lurkes here too, doesn't she?

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2020 02:12 PM (VcFUs)

Mmmm.......Mollie

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 24, 2020 02:13 PM (ufFY8)

88 All my Rorschach blots are some combination of Karen Gillan and Kayleigh McEnany thereof.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2020 02:14 PM (xuiDm)

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 24, 2020 02:15 PM (pw+jk)

90 78 I watched part of the Scott Adams vlog talking about the President taking it. He said that in the test, you are given a list to repeat back, then asked some other questions. Then they ask you to repeat that list by memory. The President talking about it in the interview was able to do that five times. Adams was impressed.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 24, 2020 02:12 PM (JKNZq)

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It's not like Trump is an obviously intelligent guy who knows what's going on around him.

I mean, it actually is obvious if you bother to watch him at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 24, 2020 02:15 PM (UWqZJ)

91 Hey, I'd be entirely up for the typical neurologist interview for cognitive decline. I'd assume these 2 guys could pass easil... well I assume these clowns could pass.

One of the things I've seen is usually at the start of the interview.

The doctor says, I'm going to say 3 words, and I'd like you to remember them, because I'll ask you later, ok?

"football, pencil, hamburger". Can you repeat that?

Then the interview continues for a few minutes, asking simple questions about the day, time, year, president, family etc. At the end, the doctor asks again those 3 words. 5 years later, I still remember the ones the doctor asked my mother. She didn't remember one of the words, and one required a little help.

I'm pretty sure that Biden would fail this, possibly before the interview started. Thing is, I'd assume the guy is seeing a neurologist at least twice a year after having TWO brain aneurysms. I'd just think if it were me, I'd want to stay on top of something that deadly.

Like with Hillary, I'm sick to death of the MFM blowing off serious health issues as conspiracy, while telling us Trump is batshit insane.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 24, 2020 02:15 PM (8B6Ng)

92 10 Call me Fredo, I'll throw your ass down these stairs.
Posted by: Fredo Cuomo

Actually he's right. Calling him Fredo is inaccurate. The dummy in the Godfather movie was smarter than he is.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 24, 2020 02:15 PM (+lVUW)

93 All my Rorschach blots are some combination of Karen Gillan and Kayleigh McEnany thereof.
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2020 02:14 PM (xuiDm)
++++++++++++
How do you get through the whole test?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2020 02:15 PM (hYcqw)

94 The one in the middle is Willie Nelson.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2020 02:15 PM (aKsyK)

95 88 All my Rorschach blots are some combination of Karen Gillan and Kayleigh McEnany thereof.
Posted by: ...

Didn't the Simpsons have Homer do a Rorschach test and all of his were 'beer'?

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2020 02:15 PM (VcFUs)

96 After mocking the test for being super easy, barely an inconvenience, Lemon and Cuomo immediately.. failed it completely.

That'll happen when you're an imbecile.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 24, 2020 02:15 PM (SchxB)

97 >>Mollie Hemingway lurkes here too, doesn't she?

It gets better.

If she is indeed here it would be safe to assume that :

She's not wearing pants, either.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2020 02:15 PM (iWaDc)

98
They seem to be using the words "hippo" and "elephant" to refer to any animal which is not a cat, a dog, or a chicken.

All of which are different varieties of weasel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 24, 2020 02:15 PM (EGyGV)

99 Cuomo looks like he should be wearing a baseball cap sideways.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 24, 2020 02:15 PM (lgiXo)

100 I know the difference between a rhino and an elephant, so I could be VP. That would check one of the identity boxes except I am a POP-Person of pallor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2020 02:16 PM (oDRcK)

101 Hi everybody!
Tonight I will put IQ points in to CNN's dynamic duo.

Posted by: Doctor Nik at July 24, 2020 02:16 PM (pw+jk)

102

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 24, 2020 02:16 PM (ExV1e)

103 Look fat, when you're really good at sucking dick, you get a job on-air CNN.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 24, 2020 02:16 PM (aO8Gd)

104 One hippopotami

Posted by: drerbrerard at July 24, 2020 02:16 PM (+bKLB)

105 The sight of Cuomo and Le Mon on the same screen has been shown to lower your IQ. The science is settled about that.

Posted by: tsj017 at July 24, 2020 02:16 PM (xchJP)

106 Remember, these people make more money than you do.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Wearing a Boba Fett Mask at July 24, 2020 02:16 PM (+dsLj)

107 I've never seen a Press Secretary handle idiotic reporters as well as Kayleigh McEnany. She's in a class all her own.

Future Republican presidents should have their press secretaries train with her.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 24, 2020 02:17 PM (sWM8x)

108 OMG!!! I knew it was bad but I didn't know it was this bad!

Moonbat Relic Noam Chomsky: 'Four More Years of Trump May Doom The Human Species, Literally'

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Well, they're stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 24, 2020 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)

109 The doctor says, I'm going to say 3 words, and I'd like you to remember them, because I'll ask you later, ok?

"football, pencil, hamburger". Can you repeat that?

Then the interview continues for a few minutes, asking simple questions about the day, time, year, president, family etc. At the end, the doctor asks again those 3 words. 5 years later, I still remember the ones the doctor asked my mother. She didn't remember one of the words, and one required a little help. ...
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 24, 2020 02:15 PM (8B6Ng)
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If I were in the social sciences, I'd do this test and study differences (controlled, of course, etc.) based on history of and current social media use. I am willing to bet that the ability to pass is inversely proportional.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2020 02:17 PM (hYcqw)

110 Yay! Silver is at $22.90. I've made some money on it. Finally.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2020 02:17 PM (ep1HV)

111

Many products of inner city education would have no idea what these animals are.

Posted by: Dude Where's My Brain? at July 24, 2020 02:17 PM (d6DSt)

112 They seem to be using the words "hippo" and "elephant" to refer to any animal which is not a cat, a dog, or a chicken.

Who are you, Jaques Cousteau?

They're all some sort of weasel.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2020 02:17 PM (gd9RK)

113 I'm more coherent than Old Joe.

an Lawd! where did all these chillens come from?

Posted by: Ethel Q. Liquor at July 24, 2020 02:17 PM (RusNE)

114 It is testing your memory and executive functioning.

I am going to name three things. Cat, Ball, Circus. Can you repeat those for me?

Ok, Good. I want you to remember those three things.

Now I want you to spell the word "World" backwards.

Great. Now, starting at 100, count backwards.

Do you remember the three things I mentioned earlier?

Now I want you to write a sentence for me. Any sentence.

Super. Now draw a clock face.

Ok, perfect. we are all done.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2020 02:17 PM (dNzKv)

115 She's not wearing pants, either.
Posted by: garrett

---

Chicka, chicka wow wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2020 02:17 PM (tIU+r)

116 Fredo: "That hippo isn't facing right to left, its completely baffling!"

Lemon: "Its an ostrich"

Cameraman: "that's a freaking snake you retards!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2020 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

117 My 2 year old would have OWNED these hacks

Posted by: drerbrerard at July 24, 2020 02:18 PM (+bKLB)

118 give Lemon a break. he only looked at the animal's back halves.

Posted by: x at July 24, 2020 02:18 PM (nFwvY)

119 Pet thread!

Posted by: DaveA at July 24, 2020 02:18 PM (FhXTo)

120 >>>Mollie Hemingway lurkes here too, doesn't she?

Yep. She has linked comments from here to her Twitter feed in the past.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 24, 2020 02:18 PM (datdl)

121 Well, they could become pilots... but I don't wanna marry 'em first.

Posted by: Dr. Lexus at July 24, 2020 02:18 PM (MpSu+)

122
They seem to be using the words "hippo" and "elephant" to refer to any animal which is not a cat, a dog, or a chicken.

Who are you, Jaques Cousteau?

They're all some sort of weasel.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2020 02:17 PM (gd9RK)

Number 98, beat you to it.

*thumbs nose at Bander*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 24, 2020 02:18 PM (EGyGV)

123 Remember, these people make more money than you do.

99% of working Americans make more than I do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2020 02:18 PM (oDRcK)

124 73 Being on tv requires looks, not brains.
Posted by: nerygirl at July 24, 2020 02:11 PM (+lVUW)

um:
Brian Stelter
Rachel Maddow

Posted by: m at July 24, 2020 02:18 PM (gvWOP)

125 I tried to take a Rorschach one time, but it was a set up. It was just a bunch of pictures of dicks.

Posted by: Don LeMon

Next time take it when you're not craving protein.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 24, 2020 02:18 PM (SchxB)

126 OMG!!! I knew it was bad but I didn't know it was this bad!

Moonbat Relic Noam Chomsky: 'Four More Years of Trump May Doom The Human Species, Literally'
-
Well, they're stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron anyway.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 24, 2020 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++++++
He must be surrendering. For all of his terrible evil, he has been sounding the alarm on the street violence - that it's too soon and the subtle approaches that he and his ilk developed and implemented should continue.

If he's kowtowing to the street warriors, then the last of the old "long march" guard is capitulating.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2020 02:18 PM (hYcqw)

127 42 I tried to take a Rorschach one time, but it was a set up. It was just a bunch of pictures of dicks.
Posted by: Don LeMon at July 24, 2020 02:07 PM (sWM8x)

That's the stuff right there.
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2020 02:08 PM (xuiDm)

Doctor holds up actual photograph of butterfly. "penis".

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 24, 2020 02:19 PM (8B6Ng)

128 >>So how much time have you spent watching the Pitch Meeting videos?

too much time. I've been rewatching him trying to find one where he says the bad guy is evil, and then adds, "He's just a real meanie. He's not very nice."

Anyone remember which one that was?

Posted by: ace but also Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley at July 24, 2020 02:19 PM (PbpT7)

129 Moonbat Relic Noam Chomsky: 'Four More Years of Trump May Doom The Human Species, Literally'

Its like a contest of who can say the stupidest dire thing about how bad Trump is. They're the Yorkshiremen but only if they were retarded.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2020 02:19 PM (KZzsI)

130 Peak stupid? Come on man!

Posted by: USNtakim at July 24, 2020 02:19 PM (0OmEj)

131 Yay! Silver is at $22.90. I've made some money on it. Finally.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2020 02:17 PM

Glad to hear it! Now parlay your winnings, Biden is a lock!

Posted by: Nate at July 24, 2020 02:19 PM (DMUuz)

132 Moonbat Relic Noam Chomsky: 'Four More Years of Trump May Doom The Human Species, Literally'

*********

2016 all over again, except with toppings of chinese flu and an extra dose of BLM rioting.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Wearing a Boba Fett Mask at July 24, 2020 02:19 PM (+dsLj)

133 I could have been an actor, but I wound up here.

Posted by: rd at July 24, 2020 02:19 PM (+0uDE)

134 To be honest, the only live animal they could probably recognize is pizza rat

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 02:20 PM (YxRHs)

135 Posted by: m at July 24, 2020 02:18 PM (gvWOP)

Makes you wonder what their competition looked like.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 24, 2020 02:20 PM (ExV1e)

136 Silhouette of Mudflap Girl

LEMON: It's a hippoe

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2020 02:20 PM (vuisn)

137 Peak stupid? Come on man!
Posted by: USNtakim at July 24, 2020 02:19 PM (0OmEj)
+++++++++++++
No such thing. Peak Stupid is comorbid with civilizational collapse or extinction. There will be no one to record the peak.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2020 02:20 PM (hYcqw)

138 25 I'm going to accept Ace's summary of the piece instead of watching and listening to those people.
Posted by: m

Which is why I come to sites like this. If I actually watch CNN or any of the rest, I get angry for the rest of the day. Ace and the cobs are doing the dirty work so I don't have to.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 24, 2020 02:20 PM (+lVUW)

139 LOL, "They were expecting something difficult for them, like... the jumble puzzles on a Burger King Kids Club tray-liner"

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at July 24, 2020 02:20 PM (LZKGk)

140
*in the shrink's office*

I'M a degenerate???? I'm not the one who keeps flashing dirty pictures!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 24, 2020 02:20 PM (EGyGV)

141 Holy crap, Werner Herzog is hilarious.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 24, 2020 02:20 PM (NVYyb)

142 *thumbs nose at Bander*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

I would hold a grudge if I were better at remembering things.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2020 02:20 PM (gd9RK)

143 Being on tv requires looks, not brains.
Posted by: nerygirl at July 24, 2020 02:11 PM (+lVUW)
um:
Brian Stelter
Rachel Maddow

Being on tv requires no gag reflex, not brains.

Posted by: Dude Where's My Brain? at July 24, 2020 02:20 PM (d6DSt)

144 128 >>So how much time have you spent watching the Pitch Meeting videos?

too much time. I've been rewatching him trying to find one where he says the bad guy is evil, and then adds, "He's just a real meanie. He's not very nice."

Anyone remember which one that was?
Posted by: ace but also Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley at July 24, 2020 02:19 PM (PbpT7)

=========

No.

But my favorite is The Emoji Movie.

"He's such a nice old man. He's gonna do it for the kids."

"So what part should he play?"

"I don't know, maybe the pile of shi..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 24, 2020 02:20 PM (UWqZJ)

145 um:
Brian Stelter
Rachel Maddow/i]

Yeah that baffles me. They completely break the system. You hire a news anchor for being attractive and able to read something convincingly and pleasantly. And they fail at every single level. How the hell does someone like that get a job at a TV news channel?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

146 Probably safe to assume that if Mollie is wearing pants, they are Chaps.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2020 02:21 PM (iWaDc)

147 Reminds me that my answer on every Rorschach inkblot test is Uterus.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 02:21 PM (U9Qbt)

148 "something difficult for them, like... the jumble puzzles on a Burger King Kids Club tray-liner."

Ace!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 24, 2020 02:21 PM (BRkq2)

149 I agree that this is an op to discredit the test, even if Biden takes it, it means nothing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2020 02:21 PM (dNzKv)

150 >>Moonbat Relic Noam Chomsky: 'Four More Years of Trump May Doom The Human Species, Literally'

Sounds like a green new deal to me! #WinningWithDepopulation

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2020 02:21 PM (bDqIh)

151 Being on tv requires looks, not brains.

*********

lulz

Posted by: The View at July 24, 2020 02:21 PM (+dsLj)

152 Super. Now draw a clock face.

Ok, perfect. we are all done.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2020 02:17 PM (dNzKv)

Oh fuck, I forgot about the clock face - that was a very sad, miserable fail. It's almost the same as asking a 3 year old to draw a window - they see it in a totally abstract fashion, like 4 squares inside of another square.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 24, 2020 02:22 PM (8B6Ng)

153 You fucking geniuses and your auto close tags

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2020 02:22 PM (dNzKv)

154 Silhouette of Mudflap Girl

LEMON: It's a hippoe
Posted by: Dr. Varno

Oooooh. So close. We were looking for ho. Ho.
--Game Show Host

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2020 02:23 PM (ep1HV)

155 OK. Awesome post. I laughed every sentence.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at July 24, 2020 02:23 PM (DB16e)

156 You fucking geniuses and your auto close tags

Close tags are cheating. It is known.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2020 02:23 PM (gd9RK)

157 It's not that they are dumb but that they are 100x less intelligent than they think they are.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 02:23 PM (U9Qbt)

158 um:
Brian Stelter
Rachel Maddow
Posted by: m at July 24, 2020 02:18 PM

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Joy Behar at July 24, 2020 02:23 PM (DMUuz)

159 Oh fuck, I forgot about the clock face -

That is actually the biggest determinant on the test. Early dementia will begin distortion of the clock.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2020 02:23 PM (dNzKv)

160 Being on tv requires looks, not brains.

I shall never make it on T.V.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2020 02:23 PM (oDRcK)

161 Didn't Steve Buscemi's character in Armageddon say that every image in his Rorshach test looked like breasts?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2020 02:23 PM (dfRN6)

162 By the way my mom, who was over 90 was given one of those tests to measure dementia. When the nurse asked her what day it was, she looked over at the newspaper, and then gave the correct date.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 24, 2020 02:23 PM (+lVUW)

163

Count backwards from 1000 by 7's.

Cheat: deduct 10, add back 3.

Posted by: Dude Where's My Brain? at July 24, 2020 02:23 PM (d6DSt)

164 I am very good at picking out octopi.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at July 24, 2020 02:23 PM (pw+jk)

165 I initially started scoring very high on IQ test but plummeted when I answered boobies for every pic I was shown and asked what it looked like.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Squeezing Boobehs in Virtual Reality at July 24, 2020 02:24 PM (+dsLj)

166 Hare, hunter, field

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2020 02:24 PM (aKsyK)

167 If Biden takes a test, he'll have to do it live on TV. Nobody--and I mean NOBODY--would believe a report on it after the fact.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 24, 2020 02:24 PM (sWM8x)

168 'Four More Years of Trump May Doom The Human Species, Literally'

What would it mean if Trump doomed the species "figuratively"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2020 02:24 PM (oDRcK)

169 almost as good as the media retards crashing and burning like Hindenburg every time they have a Jeopardy! featuring the media.

I think Wolf Blitzer had something like -$10,000

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 24, 2020 02:24 PM (RKQ/v)

170 They should challenge Wolf Blitzer to a Jeopardy contest next.

I suspect he could kick both their asses.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 24, 2020 02:24 PM (Z4rgH)

171 Maybe Don Lemon got confused when he saw the rhino and thought "wait a minute; is a Joo an animal?"

Fucking maroon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2020 02:24 PM (s2VJv)

172 Don Lemon claimed that a rhino was a hippo.

Good thing he's not still in Africa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2020 02:24 PM (78Xqz)

173 You know they have stacks of "Highlights For Children" in the CNN lobby. Also, the rest rooms.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2020 02:24 PM (vuisn)

174 Is there a test for pod people? Because I'm pretty sure that would be the one test they could pass.

Posted by: ShainS at July 24, 2020 02:25 PM (wBdB2)

175 Tim Poole said yesterday that CNN is essentially Mystery Science Theater 3000 with Cuomo, Stelter and Lemon sitting there endlessly watching Fox and/or Trump and complaining.

Funny image.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 24, 2020 02:25 PM (iLB9+)

176 I had been a ATT customer for years and when I changed my carrier they told me to let ATT know.

Of course they asked why a long time customer would be leaving I just said your company is overtly political, hates the country and is seditious.

Being such a normal guy I wonder if they hear that a lot.

Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2020 02:25 PM (RusNE)

177 "Later in the segment, Cuomo calls the rhino an elephant."

Crikey!

Posted by: Zombie Steve Irwin at July 24, 2020 02:25 PM (Vy7tf)

178 Moonbat Relic Noam Chomsky: 'Four More Years of Trump May Doom The Human Species, Literally'

How did that Afghan Winter apocalyptic prediction work out Noam? The barbed cock of Satan is going to double up on the barbs for Noam.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 02:25 PM (U9Qbt)

179

Is a rhino one of the shapes in a box of Animal Crackers?

No?

This might explain things.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 24, 2020 02:25 PM (FlRtG)

180 Jesus Tittyfucking Christ In a Fucking Sidecar.

that fucking comet was our last, best hope. And now it's gone for 7000 years

I'm a 103 days from carving "Brooks Was Here" on a floor joist in a basement.

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at July 24, 2020 02:26 PM (6MoD2)

181 When the nurse asked her what day it was, she looked over at the newspaper, and then gave the correct date.

The thing is, its unlikely someone with dementia would think of that, so it was a successful test either way.

Most of the time I don't actually know what the exact date is, just roughly within a few days. Its usually irrelevant to my life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2020 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

182 Count backwards from 1000 by 7's.

There are various ways of doing it. Serial sevens, threes, ones. It depends on the baseline education of the patient, to me. Biden would definitely get 1s.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2020 02:26 PM (dNzKv)

183 Super. Now draw a clock face.

Reminds me of the psych eval I had to do in Navy boot camp to go into nuclear power - or submarines - or a combination, thereof.

You had to draw a person but, surprise, it represented how you viewed yourself. Problem was, we were aware f that beforehand. One guy drew a woman in a bikini, one drew Hitler. I just did a stick figure.

I think the psych person hated us.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 24, 2020 02:26 PM (ExV1e)

184 The barbed cock of Satan is going to double up on the barbs for Noam.

"To be honest, he's kinda boring and not at all special to us here in hell"
--Satan, shrugging at Noam

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2020 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

185 172 Don Lemon claimed that a rhino was a hippo.

Good thing he's not still in Africa.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2020 02:24 PM (78Xqz)

Dear One:

We will pay YOU $100000000US via Western Union to cover all modalities if you please not to send Mr. Bitter Small Fruits back to us in Accra, Ghana.

And remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2020 02:26 PM (s2VJv)

186 This is not unusual for the Left. They have been claiming for years men are women.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 02:26 PM (U9Qbt)

187 Anyone catch tha Chicago PR Brit on how antifa Formed up, resupplied rocks etc, hid behind signs, etc?

Posted by: Yo! at July 24, 2020 02:27 PM (ZWYpq)

188 When I took the Rorschach test the interviewer kept laughing like a horse.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 24, 2020 02:27 PM (qjogl)

189 173
You know they have stacks of "Highlights For Children" in the CNN lobby. Also, the rest rooms.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2020 02:24 PM (vuisn)

____________

The ones published by Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

Posted by: ShainS at July 24, 2020 02:27 PM (wBdB2)

190 Count backwards from 1000 by 7's.

Cheat: deduct 10, add back 3.
Posted by: Dude Where's My Brain? at July 24, 2020 02:23 PM

Did the no math rule get suspended?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2020 02:27 PM (DMUuz)

191 114 It is testing your memory and executive functioning.

I am going to name three things. Cat, Ball, Circus. Can you repeat those for me?

Ok, Good. I want you to remember those three things.

Now I want you to spell the word "World" backwards.

Great. Now, starting at 100, count backwards.

Do you remember the three things I mentioned earlier?

Now I want you to write a sentence for me. Any sentence.

Super. Now draw a clock face.

Ok, perfect. we are all done.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2020 02:17 PM (dNzKv)

---

I have seen them give this test to my mom over the last five years. It is heart breaking to see the slow degradation of her memory and reasoning abilities.

Now when I talk to her at 5:30 after her dinner at 5:00, she cannot even remember what she had for dinner. That is sad, but OK. What hurts is when she calls me up at 8 pm and says she hasn't eaten all day, where is her food? --And I have to calm her down and tell her she had dinner at 5, and we talked about it earlier.

Posted by: rd at July 24, 2020 02:27 PM (+0uDE)

192 ok I am obviously gonna need a cheat sheet for that acuity test at some point...

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 02:27 PM (TOyHQ)

193 The only thing Don Lemon knows is that he likes penis in his mouth.

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2020 02:27 PM (KNsKs)

194 >>Yeah that baffles me. They completely break the system. You hire a news anchor for being attractive and able to read something convincingly and pleasantly. And they fail at every single level. How the hell does someone like that get a job at a TV news channel?

Stetler was the case of right place, right time.

He started a media fanboy website when he was still in j-school. It became popular, so he sold it.

So then NYT hires him to be their media beat reporter based on his wensite success. This happened right when the big newspapers were transitioning to an online presence - same time people like Ezra Klein came on board w/WashsPost. A lot of inexperienced, young reporters got prime jobs on the online versions of the paper.

Then another lucky break: Fox hires Howie Kurtz out from under CNN after many years there, so they hired Stetler.

He is seriously the luckiest guy in media, as he should never have leap-frogged past other more experienced and talented journalists when he was ired by the NYT and CNN -- right place, right time.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2020 02:27 PM (bDqIh)

195 I'm a 103 days from carving "Brooks Was Here" on a floor joist in a basement.
Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face

Bwahahahaha!

Good one.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2020 02:27 PM (VcFUs)

196 I think Wolf Blitzer had something like -$10,000

the one I saw was where they were raising money for charity and Blitzer tanked his donation to zero by placing more than he had and losing it all

Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2020 02:27 PM (RusNE)

197 This is my shocked face.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 24, 2020 02:28 PM (GbPPJ)

198 We had a drinking game called Sevens.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 02:28 PM (U9Qbt)

199 Maybe Melania can spearhead a movement to publicize mental deficiencies of the sort that this test uncovers.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2020 02:28 PM (gvWOP)

200 I agree that this is an op to discredit the test, even if Biden takes it, it means nothing.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2020 02:21 PM (dNzKv)

Then Team Trump needs to do a video of a randomly selected 5th grader passing the test. Discredit not just Biden, but almost as importantly, these CNN asshats.

I finally pulled the trigger on that video (ugh), so is Le-mon saying that turning the hippo around (looking at it backwards) makes a difference?

I was looking at the drawing of that circle upside-down so...

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 24, 2020 02:28 PM (8B6Ng)

201 Auto correct is not my friend?

Posted by: Yo! at July 24, 2020 02:28 PM (ZWYpq)

202 There are various ways of doing it. Serial sevens, threes, ones. It depends on the baseline education of the patient, to me. Biden would definitely get 1s.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2020 02:26 PM (dNzKv)

So I'm a retard and is thinking about doing that and I am subtracting 7 for each count

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 24, 2020 02:28 PM (w6A0l)

203

Dem POTUS Screening Test:

1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Posted by: Dude Where's My Brain? at July 24, 2020 02:29 PM (d6DSt)

204 Most of the time I don't actually know what the exact date is, just roughly within a few days. Its usually irrelevant to my life.

***************

The only time I absolutely know what the hell day it is is when it's Friday.

The other days are just a messy gooey mess of indiscernible shit.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Squeezing Boobehs in Virtual Reality at July 24, 2020 02:29 PM (+dsLj)

205 >Count backwards from 1000 by 7's.

No.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2020 02:29 PM (JzWT4)

206 The Lemon-method sounds useful - What's that Officer, the speed limit is 45? Oh I was looking at that backward. Huh....that's the women's locker room? I was looking at that backward.

Posted by: Joe C. at July 24, 2020 02:29 PM (TmAPC)

207 Posted by: rd at July 24, 2020 02:27 PM (+0uDE)

I am sorry. That sounds very, very hard.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2020 02:29 PM (oDRcK)

208 Let's not forget their co-worker Wolf Blitzer's stunning and record-breaking performance on Celebrity Jeopardy. Worst performance in the history of that game show!

He lived up to his name by quickly blitzing his score into the negatives. Sad!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 24, 2020 02:29 PM (H3MF8)

209 Count backwards from 100 by 7's.

===
107, 115, hippo, corn, 67, hey can I smell your hair, say is it raining out?
So Doc, how did Jill do?

Hey, who shit my pants? Is that part of the test?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 24, 2020 02:29 PM (pw+jk)

210 203

Dem POTUS Screening Test:

1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Posted by: Dude Where's My Brain? at July 24, 2020 02:29 PM (d6DSt)

==========

That's what I get for studying up on Assyrian geography...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 24, 2020 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)

211 In other news, the WaPo has settled the lawsuit Nick Sandman filed against it.

Posted by: JAS at July 24, 2020 02:30 PM (2BZBZ)

212 make the clock say ten past eleven.

I had a patient hold the worksheet up to his face and said "it's ten past eleven"

he passed

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2020 02:30 PM (W2Pud)

213 too much time. I've been rewatching him trying to find one where he says the bad guy is evil, and then adds, "He's just a real meanie. He's not very nice."

Anyone remember which one that was?
Posted by: ace but also Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley at July 24, 2020 02:19 PM (PbpT7)

Not sure... and I've seen them all. That sounds closer to the Norm MacDonald joke, which he's retold many times with different individuals as the "evil guy."

One he does with Albert Fish... and most people think Albert Fish must have been made up. He wasn't.

Anyhoo, MacDonald's joke is hilarious because it's subtle, with part of the subtlety being you know it's coming, but you can't help laughing anyway because of the way he delivers it.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2020 02:30 PM (hku12)

214 Ace: "They seem to be using the words 'hippo' and 'elephant' to refer to any animal which is not a cat, a dog, or a chicken."

That's farmin'. IOW for yokels. Sophisticates and urbanites need to know more about rats, manholes, and homocide.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 24, 2020 02:30 PM (HhXSr)

215 Slow Joe takes test. Announces results at press conference:

Reporter: What are the five words you had to remember?

Joe: I remembered the five words.

Reporter: Yes, but can you tell us those five words, in the order you were given?

Joe: I remembered the five words.

Reporter: OK, but what are the words?

Joe: I remembered the five words.

etc., etc.

The risk with giving Joe such an easy to remember test is that when he answers as above, voters won't know if he's stuck on stupid or not.

(Apologies to Abbott and Costello)

Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2020 02:30 PM (AMIL/)

216 So Lemon thought a Rhino was a Hippo because he was looking at it backward?

Does that mean he thinks horns come out of Hippo butts or something?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 24, 2020 02:30 PM (PFAAg)

217 Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2020 02:29 PM (JzWT4)

I had to break this news to you, but you shall never be President.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2020 02:30 PM (oDRcK)

218 "just ask me about the elevens"
--Mel Brooks in Life Stinks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2020 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

219 Sean Connery always won Celebrity Jeopardy, even though he was more interested in owning Trebek.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 24, 2020 02:30 PM (LxTcq)

220 I once looked up which would win in a fight
rhino vs hippo

the answer may surprise you!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 02:30 PM (TOyHQ)

221 I remember in early 6th grade being evaluated as part of an IQ test or something; my mother was having a beef with the school about kicking me out of the weekly G/T program (because I was too busy reading stuff above my pay grade to remember to go to the weekly, hour-long G/T get-togethers). The lady asked me what "regards" (noun, not verb) meant. I knew the verb "regard" but the noun "regards" is not something I normally encountered outside Ginger's oft-uttered "give my regards to Hollywood" (or something like that), so I mentioned that. LOL. I actually scored fairly high on the evaluation though I don't remember a specific #. (It may have been a qualitative vs. quantitative evaluation.) That didn't matter -- I was too much of a hassle to deal with. (Think slow form ADD not hyper form ADHD.)

My mother threatened to sue the school district so they sent me to a different school that had a full-time/all-day G/T class. The teach must have had a lot of independence because here was a Jewish woman teaching us about the evils of communism (we studied both Russian and Chinese communism, and the horrors of both), we read Isaac Asimov, Ayn Rand, Arthur C. Clarke, etc. Yeah, sure, most 6th graders know Stalin and Krushchev, but few know that there was a short-lived troika between them. Basically, Fairfax County Public Schools turned me into a Scoop Jackson democrat (to my mother's delight). I still somewhat seriously say that everything I needed to learn to go to law school I learned in 6th grade. Thanks, Mrs. Ziff!

Posted by: SFGoth at July 24, 2020 02:30 PM (KAi1n)

222 Pick me! Pick me! It's a rhinoplasty!

Posted by: Kamala H. at July 24, 2020 02:31 PM (2M/TV)

223 Hippos and Elephants are both from Africa. Questioning this is racist.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 24, 2020 02:31 PM (3Fd9m)

224 219 Sean Connery always won Celebrity Jeopardy, even though he was more interested in owning Trebek.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 24, 2020 02:30 PM (LxTcq)

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And yet I kept rooting for Burt Reynolds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 24, 2020 02:31 PM (UWqZJ)

225 Then Team Trump needs to do a video of a randomly selected 5th grader passing the test. Discredit not just Biden, but almost as importantly, these CNN asshats.

I finally pulled the trigger on that video (ugh), so is Le-mon saying that turning the hippo around (looking at it backwards) makes a difference?

I was looking at the drawing of that circle upside-down so...
Posted by: clutch cargo

Just play Jeff Foxworthy's "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" show.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2020 02:31 PM (ep1HV)

226 162 By the way my mom, who was over 90 was given one of those tests to measure dementia. When the nurse asked her what day it was, she looked over at the newspaper, and then gave the correct date.
Posted by: nerygirl at July 24, 2020 02:23 PM (+lVUW)

Love.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 24, 2020 02:31 PM (BRkq2)

227 Look, doc, I have a 189 IQ. They are all pictures of breasts. [flipping thru the pages] Woman with large breasts... woman with medium breasts...

Posted by: Rockhound at July 24, 2020 02:31 PM (q1Pj5)

228 I think the psych person hated us.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas

Did you have to suffer with the Personnel Reliability Program as well? My Nike Hercules battery was assigned a suicide surface-to-surface mission and we all had to put up with that shit constantly.

Go to the dr for strep throat and get a psych eval on whethrer or not you were faking it while runnin a 101 degree fever.

Good times. Fuck the commies. I'd still nuke that ass.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2020 02:31 PM (VcFUs)

229 I would have said, "beautiful portraits of our animal kingdom friends." Note the Mensa-level acuity.

Posted by: Joe C. at July 24, 2020 02:31 PM (o/HLt)

230 The only thing Don Lemon knows is that he likes penis in his mouth.

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2020 02:27 PM (KNsKs)

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That's a lie. He also likes it ion his ass.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 24, 2020 02:32 PM (pw+jk)

231 227 Look, doc, I have a 189 IQ. They are all pictures of breasts. [flipping thru the pages] Woman with large breasts... woman with medium breasts...
Posted by: Rockhound at July 24, 2020 02:31 PM (q1Pj5)

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mmmm...Armageddon....

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 24, 2020 02:32 PM (UWqZJ)

232 What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

An African or European swallow?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 24, 2020 02:32 PM (ExV1e)

233 >> Being on tv requires looks, not brains.
Posted by: nerygirl at July 24, 2020 02:11 PM (+lVUW)

um:
Brian Stelter
Rachel Maddow
Posted by: m
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She didn't say GOOD looks.

Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2020 02:32 PM (0FTCx)

234 They could make Biden taking the test a fundraiser for special olympics or some other charity that benefits the mentally retarded. It would make a great telethon, with Biden taking the test on national tv as the highlight.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 24, 2020 02:32 PM (+lVUW)

235 Early voting starts in like 5 weeks. They are just running the clock out now for Biden.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 24, 2020 02:33 PM (3Fd9m)

236 >> I once looked up which would win in a fight
rhino vs hippo

the answer may surprise you!

Pretty sure hippos kill the more people than other predators in Africa - they are mean. People on little boats are like tootsie roll pops: hard on the outside, chewy on the inside.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)

237 People think we're soft and cuddly because we look like Brian Stelter, but we'll cut you, man.

Posted by: Hippos at July 24, 2020 02:33 PM (sWM8x)

238 zombie: "Or are you saying that Lemon and Cuomo are just straight-up borderline retarded?"

Borderline? That's not the nuance I detected.

But to answer your two questions: Yes.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 24, 2020 02:33 PM (HhXSr)

239 Most of the time I don't actually know what the exact date is, just roughly within a few days. Its usually irrelevant to my life.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2020 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

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Do you normally remember the day of the week? Like today is Friday?

My parent cannot remember what day it is. When we talked Wednesday, she asked me how my weekend was?

When it happens every other day you talk to her?

Posted by: rd at July 24, 2020 02:33 PM (+0uDE)

240 When I took my IQ test the score was 181, but I was reading the test results upside down so I still have no idea what my IQ really is.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Squeezing Boobehs in Virtual Reality at July 24, 2020 02:34 PM (+dsLj)

241 If I look at a chicken backwards it looks like a tiger.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 24, 2020 02:34 PM (3Fd9m)

242 Speed velocity is kind of redundant.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2020 02:34 PM (gd9RK)

243 Matt Gaetz burying Shillary-

https://tinyurl.com/yyq5ulaj

Posted by: WeBoned! at July 24, 2020 02:34 PM (8k7U7)

244 I believe other people are the leading cause of death of people in africa

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 02:34 PM (YxRHs)

245 231 227 Look, doc, I have a 189 IQ. They are all pictures of breasts. [flipping thru the pages] Woman with large breasts... woman with medium breasts...
Posted by: Rockhound at July 24, 2020 02:31 PM (q1Pj5)

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mmmm...Armageddon....
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 24, 2020 02:32 PM (UWqZJ)
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*Glares from 161. Kicks cat.**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2020 02:35 PM (dfRN6)

246
Reminds me that my answer on every Rorschach inkblot test is Uterus.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 02:21 PM

Yes, I see it now

Posted by: Georgia O'Keefe at July 24, 2020 02:35 PM (beNfa)

247 Ok, perfect. we are all done.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2020 02:17 PM (dNzKv)

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I have seen them give this test to my mom over the last five years. It is heart breaking to see the slow degradation of her memory and reasoning abilities.

Now when I talk to her at 5:30 after her dinner at 5:00, she cannot even remember what she had for dinner. That is sad, but OK. What hurts is when she calls me up at 8 pm and says she hasn't eaten all day, where is her food? --And I have to calm her down and tell her she had dinner at 5, and we talked about it earlier.
Posted by: rd at July 24, 2020 02:27 PM (+0uDE)

Yep, I've administered these tests many times, including just the abbreviated version... what were the three words I asked you to remember?

Draw a circle/square.

It's amazing how often people fail them. But then, I've mostly administered them in substance use treatment settings.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2020 02:35 PM (hku12)

248 What day is it?

It's either Moron Pet thread day , Movie thread day, Gun Thread Day, Chess Thread or Various posts and open thread week day.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 02:35 PM (U9Qbt)

249 Pretty sure hippos kill the more people than other predators in Africa - they are mean. People on little boats are like tootsie roll pops: hard on the outside, chewy on the inside.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)

you're right

hippo is more massive, and probably meaner, than the rhino

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 02:35 PM (TOyHQ)

250 I'd love to put Stelter in Jeopardy between overt genius Dennis Miller and stealth genius Norm MacDonald.

Rich people put their smart kids in finance, and their dumb kids in television.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 24, 2020 02:35 PM (LxTcq)

251 For crying out loud the one in the middle is Brian Dennehy.

Or was that Stelter?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 24, 2020 02:35 PM (2lndx)

252 >>Speed velocity is kind of redundant.

Less so with a good tail wind.

Posted by: An Unladen Swallow at July 24, 2020 02:35 PM (OWHR7)

253

Why did Don cross the road?

'Cause the Rhino went for a walk with his dick in Don's ass...

Posted by: Dude Where's My Brain? at July 24, 2020 02:36 PM (d6DSt)

254 Hulu is doing a series based in an alternate reality where Hillary never married Bill and was raised up on her own merits.....

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2020 02:36 PM (KNsKs)

255 Yeah, sure, most 6th graders know Stalin and Krushchev...
Posted by: SFGoth at July 24, 2020 02:30 PM (KAi1n)

Not anymore they don't. I mean college students.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 24, 2020 02:36 PM (BRkq2)

256 My 99 year old mother was given one by the long term care people a couple months ago. She delivered each perfect answer with an implicit fuck you tone. It was so comical I had to listen from her kitchen.

What month is it? Ju-LY (you dumb bitch).

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 24, 2020 02:36 PM (9If5p)

257 I saw Catball Circus open up for Murder Hag in 1991.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2020 02:36 PM (xuiDm)

258 Hulu is doing a series based in an alternate reality where Hillary never married Bill and was raised up on her own merits.....

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There is no reality where that ever happens. We checked.

Posted by: The Multiverse at July 24, 2020 02:36 PM (+dsLj)

259 254 Hulu is doing a series based in an alternate reality where Hillary never married Bill and was raised up on her own merits.....
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2020 02:36 PM (KNsKs)

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So she becomes a slippery lawyer in a medium sized Arkansas law firm where she toils away for thirty years before she finally blackmails her way into a partnership?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 24, 2020 02:37 PM (UWqZJ)

260 Hey look fat. I'm serious, which one of you jokers shit my pants?!??

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 24, 2020 02:37 PM (pw+jk)

261 Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2020 02:23 PM (dfRN6)

Yes. Yes I did.

Posted by: Rockhound at July 24, 2020 02:37 PM (q1Pj5)

262 Yarp

Posted by: Lurch Lemon at July 24, 2020 02:37 PM (yJeMZ)

263 Average Cuomo/Lemon viewer --

"Wow, that test is really hard. I'd probably have done worser."

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 24, 2020 02:37 PM (Z4rgH)

264 you're right

hippo is more massive, and probably meaner, than the rhino

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 02:35 PM (TOyHQ)
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Standard Marlin Perkins gag from my yoot: "I'll stand downstream while Jim wrestles the hippo/lion/python to the ground."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2020 02:37 PM (dfRN6)

265 182 Count backwards from 1000 by 7's.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2020 02:26 PM (dNzKv)

From 1000?!?!?!

Posted by: m at July 24, 2020 02:37 PM (gvWOP)

266 Notice that Biden has not announced a VP Choice yet?

I do not think Biden will be the candidate. They will choose someone else at the convention after the tearful concession speech by Joe and Dr. Jill at the DNC mini meeting.

If Biden announces a VP Pick before the Convention, then I will be wrong.

But Biden will not be the 2020 Democrat Presidential Candidate.

Posted by: rd at July 24, 2020 02:37 PM (+0uDE)

267 I think the top three are Nile crocs, hippos and water buffalo, not sure the order though.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2020 02:38 PM (vuisn)

268 I thought LeMon was used to looking at things from the back.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2020 02:38 PM (oVJmc)

269 Hippos and Elephants are both from Africa. Questioning this is racist.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 24, 2020 02:31 PM (3Fd9m)

Don't forget Tigers

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 24, 2020 02:38 PM (U9Qbt)

270 266 Notice that Biden has not announced a VP Choice yet?

I do not think Biden will be the candidate. They will choose someone else at the convention after the tearful concession speech by Joe and Dr. Jill at the DNC mini meeting.

If Biden announces a VP Pick before the Convention, then I will be wrong.

But Biden will not be the 2020 Democrat Presidential Candidate.

Posted by: rd at July 24, 2020 02:37 PM (+0uDE)

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Campaigns almost always announce about a week before their convention. Their convention is in about three weeks.

He's still got time before it gets weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 24, 2020 02:38 PM (UWqZJ)

271 Penis, Penis, Penis, Swatches, and Penis.

Posted by: Don LeMon at July 24, 2020 02:38 PM (oVJmc)

272 >>Hulu is doing a series based in an alternate reality where Hillary never married Bill and was raised up on her own merits.....

I find this hilarious. Can't wait to see the ratings.

The Left has moved on from Hilary, they were already over her in 2016, maybe even as early as 2008 when lightweight Obama killed her dreams of a presidency.

No one cares what Hillary would have done if elected in 2016, they're to busy wondering what AOC will do if elected in 2024.

Just go away, Hillary!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2020 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

273 Hippo is the most dangerous animal in the wild.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 24, 2020 02:39 PM (nFRLh)

274 Biden wants to announce his VP, he just can't remember who it was.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2020 02:39 PM (oVJmc)

275 Why yes Hillary Rodham works here. How can we help you

Posted by: Park Ridge IL Parks and Recreation and Evilness at July 24, 2020 02:39 PM (yJeMZ)

276 Except for rd and the sad account of his mother's decline, this is a very funny thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2020 02:39 PM (oDRcK)

277 Did you have to suffer with the Personnel Reliability Program as well?

We had individual interviews...or, at least, I did. Tiny office. Had to shift the chair around to close the door. I started shaking immediately. She laughed and said she knew I wasn't claustrophobic so knock it off. Nucs are assholes. Everyone in the Navy knew that.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 24, 2020 02:40 PM (ExV1e)

278
Hippos and Elephants are both from Africa. Questioning this is racist.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 24, 2020 02:31 PM (3Fd9m)

Don't forget Tigers

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 24, 2020 02:38 PM (U9Qbt)

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I really like Bears!

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 24, 2020 02:40 PM (pw+jk)

279 From 1000?!?!?!
Posted by: m at July 24, 2020 02:37 PM (gvWOP)

I usually do 100, then stop in the 70s.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2020 02:40 PM (dNzKv)

280 When I took my IQ test the score was 181, but I was reading the test results upside down so I still have no idea what my IQ really is.

you scored a 818? dang!

Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2020 02:40 PM (RusNE)

281 194 >>Yeah that baffles me. They completely break the system. You hire a news anchor for being attractive and able to read something convincingly and pleasantly. And they fail at every single level. How the hell does someone like that get a job at a TV news channel?

Stetler was the case of right place, right time.

He started a media fanboy website when he was still in j-school. It became popular, so he sold it.

So then NYT hires him to be their media beat reporter based on his wensite success. This happened right when the big newspapers were transitioning to an online presence - same time people like Ezra Klein came on board w/WashsPost. A lot of inexperienced, young reporters got prime jobs on the online versions of the paper.

Then another lucky break: Fox hires Howie Kurtz out from under CNN after many years there, so they hired Stetler.

He is seriously the luckiest guy in media, as he should never have leap-frogged past other more experienced and talented journalists when he was ired by the NYT and CNN -- right place, right time.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2020 02:27 PM (bDqIh)

Fascinating. Thanks.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2020 02:40 PM (gvWOP)

282 Do hippo farts stink in the wild?

Posted by: Yo! at July 24, 2020 02:40 PM (ZWYpq)

283 58 Haven't watched these two clowns to see what test they took, but wifey and I both had to take a mental acuity test a couple of years back when we upped the coverage on our long term care insurance. It was anything but easy, and in fact when we each finished neither of us was completely sure we would get the increased coverage (we did). I'd like to see Biden take and pass the test you need to just buy LTC insurance. Seems to be a simple proposition, if he is not qualified to buy insurance he certainly is not qualified to be president.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont

I took it also, for the same reason. There were a lot of memory questions which I am fortunately good at.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 24, 2020 02:40 PM (+lVUW)

284 If Hillary doesnt meet Bill she never goes within 100 miles of Arkansas.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 24, 2020 02:40 PM (3Fd9m)

285 This doesn't measure these idiots decline, they've always been at this level.

This is just their stupidity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2020 02:40 PM (oVJmc)

286 273 ~~Hippo~~ Human is the most dangerous animal in the wild.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness

Fixt.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2020 02:41 PM (VcFUs)

287 >>273 Hippo is the most dangerous animal in the wild.

Hungry hippos are more dangerous.

Hungry, hungry hippos are the most dangerous.
And most of them are in the US.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2020 02:41 PM (vuisn)

288 If Australia had hippos, they would be poisonous

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 02:41 PM (YxRHs)

289 >>> Hulu is doing a series based in an alternate reality where Hillary never married Bill and was raised up on her own merits.....

********************

There is no reality where that ever happens. We checked.
Posted by: The Multiverse at July 24, 2020 02:36 PM (+dsLj)

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I was going to add that it means there would be no Chelsea. But then i remembered Billy didn't have anything to do with that in the first place.

Posted by: Swinging for the Downs at July 24, 2020 02:41 PM (O84i1)

290 Expectedly !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 24, 2020 02:42 PM (OWgiM)

291 The most dangerous animal in the USA is the Chupacabra.

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 24, 2020 02:42 PM (U9Qbt)

292 I couldn't find the meanie pitch meeting, but you can search for some phrases in Goolag and hit YT videos now. I recently found the Pitch Meeting where he said "why are you like this?" which is hilarious.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2020 02:42 PM (xuiDm)

293 Anyone notice that Fredo called him "son"? Isn't that racist? I think Fredo might have realized he slipped because he turns all red at that point.

Posted by: midnight at July 24, 2020 02:42 PM (CA0E3)

294 Do hippo farts stink in the wild?

Posted by: Yo! at July 24, 2020 02:40 PM (ZWYpq)

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My child hood was haunted after I saw a hippo shit at the zoo. The tail starts spinning real fast as this brown stuff comes out. Paints the entire ares.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 24, 2020 02:42 PM (pw+jk)

295 they are ignoring the elephants in the room ... and the leftist turkeys ... and the jackals ...

OK, after several minutes since the video, and after reading comments, I don't remember the five things, but I wasn't really trying to remember them I guess.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2020 02:43 PM (Cus5s)

296 278
Hippos and Elephants are both from Africa. Questioning this is racist.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 24, 2020 02:31 PM (3Fd9m)

Reading between the lions.

Posted by: Zombie Steve Irwin at July 24, 2020 02:43 PM (Vy7tf)

297 It has tracks and is painted yellow.

All reporters in the world: BULLDOZER!!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 24, 2020 02:43 PM (j3jZX)

298 The most dangerous place on the planet is between Hillary and a glass of Chardonnay at noon ....

Posted by: Yo! at July 24, 2020 02:43 PM (ZWYpq)

299 254 Hulu is doing a series based in an alternate reality where Hillary never married Bill and was raised up on her own merits.....
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2020 02:36 PM (KNsKs)

Hasn't this already been done? They called it the Twilight Zone, didn't they? LOL

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at July 24, 2020 02:43 PM (/rsCS)

300 259 254 Hulu is doing a series based in an alternate reality where Hillary never married Bill and was raised up on her own merits.....
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2020 02:36 PM (KNsKs)

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So she becomes a slippery lawyer in a medium sized Arkansas law firm where she toils away for thirty years before she finally blackmails her way into a partnership?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 24, 2020 02:37 PM (UWqZJ)

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Do you think Hillary would have ever set foot in Arkansas if she hadn't married Billy Jeff?

More likely she would have been an associate in DC Law Firm, and quietly fired for embezzlement of client funds or some other unethical behavior. Remember she was kicked off the Watergate Committee legal staff.

Then she would have made her name in LGBT Rights Lawsuits.

Posted by: rd at July 24, 2020 02:43 PM (+0uDE)

301
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I was going to add that it means there would be no Chelsea. But then i remembered Billy didn't have anything to do with that in the first place.

Well, if hills like teh wymmins how did she end up with Chelsea, turkey baster?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 24, 2020 02:43 PM (w6A0l)

302 Hungry, hungry hippos are the most dangerous.
And most of them are in the US.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2020 02:41 PM (vuisn)

WalMart.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer, -2700 on Jeopardy at July 24, 2020 02:44 PM (JpcyW)

303 The rhino is the most cowardly of all jungle animals.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2020 02:44 PM (xuiDm)

304 (Apologies to Abbott and Costello)

Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2020 02:30 PM (AMIL/)

Fast forward to January 2021...

Dread Justice Roberts: Now, put your hand on the Bible and repeat after me.

SloJoe: Now put your hand on this book and repeat me.

DJR: I... state your name... do solemnly swear.

SJ: I stare your name do slovenly swore.

DJR: No, just say your name.

SJ: I forget which one are you, Sandra Daygood Marichel? You had quite the fastball, back in the day when they let darkies play.

DJR: Forget it, so help me God, you're President.

SJ: Who is? Kanye? He's a gay fish!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2020 02:44 PM (hku12)

305 298 The most dangerous place on the planet is between Hillary and a glass of Chardonnay at noon ....
Posted by: Yo! at July 24, 2020 02:43 PM (ZWYpq)

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I mean, she does get nasty after her morning box of wine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 24, 2020 02:44 PM (UWqZJ)

306 Clearly Hillary was held back from doing great things by a man...

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2020 02:44 PM (KNsKs)

307 So she becomes a slippery lawyer in a medium sized Arkansas law firm where she toils away for thirty years before she finally blackmails her way into a partnership?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

She's also a weekend serial killer

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 02:44 PM (TOyHQ)

308 Crazy old Joe isn't passing one either

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 02:44 PM (6f16T)

309 266 Notice that Biden has not announced a VP Choice yet?

I do not think Biden will be the candidate. They will choose someone else at the convention after the tearful concession speech by Joe and Dr. Jill at the DNC mini meeting.

If Biden announces a VP Pick before the Convention, then I will be wrong.

But Biden will not be the 2020 Democrat Presidential Candidate.

Posted by: rd at July 24, 2020 02:37 PM (+0uDE)

I believe that in May or June, Joe said he will announce his pick on August 1st. I cannot recall his exact words; he may have said "about August 1st," or "first week in August."

Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2020 02:44 PM (AMIL/)

310 She laughed and said she knew I wasn't claustrophobic so knock it off. Nucs are assholes. Everyone in the Navy knew that.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas

Thats funny as hell. One of our privates (dude couldnt keep rank at all) would shit his pants at every 100% piss test for the unit. He refused to piss in a bottle and insisted they could check his stool.

One of Smash's fiction books is loosely based on our Nike Hercules tour. 'Missile Rats' is the title. Cover art has a guy riding a missile.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2020 02:44 PM (VcFUs)

311 Hulu is doing a series based in an alternate reality where Hillary never married Bill and was raised up on her own merits.....
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2020 02:36 PM (KNsKs)

You mean like Sarah Palin?

Oh!!!

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2020 02:44 PM (xuiDm)

312 In March of 2019, my blood level of ammonia spiked. The doctors initially thought I had acute liver failure, but it turned out I had a blocked bile duct. I barely knew my name the first few days.

The doctors gave me lots of mental acuity tests, mostly involving math. I did horribly, but at my worst, I still could tell the difference between the simple pictures they showed me.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 24, 2020 02:45 PM (9IdCK)

313
298 The most dangerous place on the planet is between Hillary and a glass of Chardonnay at noon ....
Posted by: Yo! at July 24, 2020 02:43 PM (ZWYpq)

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Noon GMT Time.

Posted by: rd at July 24, 2020 02:45 PM (+0uDE)

314 The Democrat voters are the wildebeests of the USA.

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 24, 2020 02:45 PM (U9Qbt)

315 On Another note, A O-C Cortez is such a whiner. It sounds worse because she has a high pitched childish voice tone.
I don't think Congressman Yoho called her names, or if he did he probably did it as he walked away and under his breath. But she has to make a big scene of it on the floor of the Congress. As the guy on the NYC conservative radio station (Mark Simone) said this morning, "She was a bartender for years and she never got any rude language?" It's her "Me Too" standing up for women performance. The never ending narcissism of A O-C. And if she thought he said that why didn't she just answer him rudely back. No, she's better than that an in her 27 years of life-or whatever it is she has always behaved like a little lady.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2020 02:45 PM (oDRcK)

316 If you're retarded and you vote for Trump you're not retarded.

Posted by: Joe Biden no malarkey at July 24, 2020 02:45 PM (knnsV)

317 Off gay fruit sock.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 02:45 PM (U9Qbt)

318

Arctic Rhino's are racist, but their horns bring a million bucks each...

Posted by: Dude Where's My Brain? at July 24, 2020 02:46 PM (d6DSt)

319 *Glares from 161. Kicks cat.**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2020 02:35 PM (dfRN6)

You got there first. Hat tip!

Posted by: Rockhound at July 24, 2020 02:46 PM (q1Pj5)

320 steevy: "Hulu is doing a series based in an alternate reality where Hillary never married Bill and was raised up on her own merits..."

Sure. Why not.

I'm going to guess their version doesn't end with a street person collecting cans and stray cats.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 24, 2020 02:46 PM (HhXSr)

321 Hillary was kicked off the Watergate team for being too sleazy, ya she was going places without Bill

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 02:46 PM (YxRHs)

322 Hulu is doing a series based in an alternate reality where Hillary never married Bill and was raised up on her own merits.....

So, a re-make of Idiocracy?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 24, 2020 02:46 PM (ExV1e)

323 Hillary, her wine glass empty.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2020 02:46 PM (vuisn)

324 Just read that the WAPO just settled with Nick Sandman for an undisclosed amount. That makes 2 down and 6 to go. Learn to Code.

Posted by: Picric at July 24, 2020 02:47 PM (PPyFO)

325 321 Hillary was kicked off the Watergate team for being too sleazy, ya she was going places without Bill
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 02:46 PM (YxRHs)

=========

She might have had a future in the FBI.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 24, 2020 02:47 PM (UWqZJ)

326 266 Notice that Biden has not announced a VP Choice yet?

==

they should make a tournament
winner gets to ve vp
ratings gold!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 02:47 PM (TOyHQ)

327 Don "Wily E." Lemon and Chris "The Brain" Cuomo

Super Fredo's; both of 'em

Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2020 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

328 Notice that Biden has not announced a VP Choice yet?

I do not think Biden will be the candidate. They will choose someone else at the convention after the tearful concession speech by Joe and Dr. Jill at the DNC mini meeting.

If Biden announces a VP Pick before the Convention, then I will be wrong.

But Biden will not be the 2020 Democrat Presidential Candidate.

Posted by: rd at July 24, 2020 02:37 PM (+

Is it possible the DNC is hoping Biden's dementia will become so obvious that they're "forced" to pick a new candidate?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 24, 2020 02:49 PM (lgiXo)

329 Do Hillary farts stink like chardenay?

Posted by: Yo! at July 24, 2020 02:49 PM (ZWYpq)

330 291
The most dangerous animal in the USA is the Chupacabra.

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 24, 2020 02:42 PM (U9Qbt)

____________

Except when you're hunting Snipe.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at July 24, 2020 02:49 PM (LupTM)

331 Now when I talk to her at 5:30 after her dinner at 5:00, she cannot even remember what she had for dinner.

I'd have to stop and think for a while to remember what I had for a previous meal, but that's because subconsciously I don't consider it worth remembering. Consequently, it's gone minutes later. I can rattle off the periodic table, but don't remember now what I had for dinner last night. One is worth remembering, the other isn't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2020 02:49 PM (78Xqz)

332 I do wonder if Bill would have been a better POTUS with a better wife though

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 02:49 PM (TOyHQ)

333 >>So she becomes a slippery lawyer in a medium sized Arkansas law firm where she toils away for thirty years before she finally blackmails her way into a partnership?

My guess would be:

After getting fired from the Watergate investigation, Hillary leaves DC and returns home to Chicago. Using her father's connections, she's hired by a prominent Chicago law firm. However, she quickly becomes sidelined, as partners notice that her ambition outweighs her talent, and her brusque manner is off-putting to corporate clients.

Hillary quits and opens up non-profit with her partner, fellow Wellesley alumnus Hannah Stein-Santiago. While their organization purports to provide assistance to Chicago's poorest residents, it quickly becomes a political powerhouse, collecting both state, federal, and corporate grants for nebulous "training" and assistance programs.

Better yet, Hillary gets her previous employer, as well as the city's other top law firms in the city, to donate pro bono legal services to her organizations clients as means to protect the firms' paying clients from legitimate legal opposition.

The Hulu series picks up at a time in Hillary's life where she looks back at her career as she enters middle age. While she finds her common law marriage to Hannah fulfilling, and adores their adoptive gay son Shaqwan (who is about to start his freshman year at Berkley), Hillary still hungers for a position of national prominence.

What if she reconnects with that wily charmer she met at Yale? What if she runs for mayor, as Hannah has encouraged her to do - could this lead to national elective office? How will she outsmart the current IRS investigators who are overly interested in seeing proof that the various grants and donations were spent on her clients and not her penchant for collecting (possibly stolen) South American antiquities, her many personal "fact-finding" missions re: the health of low-income youth in Asia, and the ongoing renovation of her historic Victorian mansion. . .

Tune in this week to find out!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2020 02:49 PM (bDqIh)

334 Bid n hasn't announced the VP pick because they haven't told him who it is yet.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 02:49 PM (6f16T)

335 You got there first. Hat tip!
Posted by: Rockhound at July 24, 2020 02:46 PM (q1Pj5)

====
Just like the movie a lot.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2020 02:49 PM (dfRN6)

336 The snark is slowing down. Drink a Red Bull and let's get that mental acuity going again.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 02:50 PM (U9Qbt)

337 My child hood was haunted after I saw a hippo shit at the zoo. The tail starts spinning real fast as this brown stuff comes out. Paints the entire ares.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 24, 2020 02:4

Or go there and none of the animals are out, but all you see are piles of shit at the exhibit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2020 02:50 PM (JpcyW)

338 Let's not forget their co-worker Wolf Blitzer's stunning and record-breaking performance on Celebrity Jeopardy. Worst performance in the history of that game show!

I still call it "blitzering" when someone's score goes seriously negative on regular Jeopardy.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2020 02:50 PM (ZGrMX)

339 291 The most dangerous animal in the USA is the Chupacabra.
Posted by: Don Lemon at July 24, 2020 02:42 PM (U9Qbt)

---

The most dangerous animal in America is an Englewood Chicago gang banger.

They are good for almost a hundred bodies a year.

Posted by: rd at July 24, 2020 02:50 PM (+0uDE)

340 >>I thought LeMon was used to looking at things from the back.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

From below. With full eye contact.

Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2020 02:50 PM (0FTCx)

341 The rhino is the most cowardly of all jungle animals.
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2020 02:44 PM (xuiDm)

That's true. So true you rarely even find rhinos in the jungles of Malaysia.

The hippo, on the other hand, is quite punctual. If it makes a dinner reservation, you can pretty much guarantee it will show up on time.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2020 02:50 PM (hku12)

342 Maybe the Dems could get Nick Cannon to do a ..Masked VP... show. Totally legit and no jews or honkeys right?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 02:50 PM (YxRHs)

343 >>> Well, if hills like teh wymmins how did she end up with Chelsea, turkey baster?

It may of involved an inordinate amount of alchohol and a size 24 dress.

Posted by: Zombie Webb at July 24, 2020 02:50 PM (l6b3d)

344 Some RINOs like Chris Christie are Hippos, but other RINOs like Mitch McConnell are Guppy-faced.

Posted by: Trick question at July 24, 2020 02:51 PM (BRkq2)

345 Can't watch them.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at July 24, 2020 02:51 PM (vJCwr)

346 >>329 Do Hillary farts stink like chardenay?

Ever since Noah said that white wine smells like fat white woman's ass, I've not been able to drink it.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2020 02:51 PM (vuisn)

347 334 Biden hasn't announced the VP pick because they haven't told him who it is yet.
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 02:49 PM (6f16T)

They haven't told him he's running for President yet. He still thinks he's running for a Senate seat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2020 02:51 PM (78Xqz)

348 329
Do Hillary farts stink like chardenay?

Posted by: Yo! at July 24, 2020 02:49 PM (ZWYpq)

__________

Vodka and fetal blood.

Posted by: ShainS at July 24, 2020 02:51 PM (LupTM)

349 Reminds me of the time that idiot Cuomo attempted to "prove" that lying little twerp from the State department could have heard Trump on the phone when he was next to the EU Ambassador in that restaurant. He called his mom and NO ONE on the set could hear her side of the conversation. lol

These people presume to tell us how to live and think but they are not smart. They're just surrounded by very stupid people.

Posted by: Venus at July 24, 2020 02:52 PM (iYXhj)

350 "Yay! Silver is at $22.90. I've made some money on it. Finally."

I bought when it was at $20, and later on when it was $17, so that's good to know.

Posted by: Annalucia at July 24, 2020 02:52 PM (S6ArX)

351 Listen, you loose-meat sandwich guy, this isn't a test. It's just a cross-jumble. Not only have I been taking tests all my life, I designed them in Scranton, PA. Now those were real tests - juggling cabbages fresh out of the field, speaking Esperanto through an oil filter - I'll tell you, buckaroo, it's time for a new test because I'm going to be your next Comptroller of the US.

Posted by: Joe BiteMe at July 24, 2020 02:53 PM (ysmsf)

352 Noooooooooooooooood! Nick Sandmann.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 24, 2020 02:53 PM (ExV1e)

353 >>329 Do Hillary farts stink like chardenay

If you are referring to a skank stripper with vaginitis by that name, then probably.

Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2020 02:53 PM (0FTCx)

354 334 Bid n hasn't announced the VP pick because they haven't told him who it is yet.
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 02:49 PM (6f16T)

It's Kamala, nobody else changed their face.

Posted by: WeBoned! at July 24, 2020 02:53 PM (8k7U7)

355 They haven't told him he's running for President yet. He still thinks he's running for a Senate seat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2020 02:51 PM (78Xqz)

___________

... in ancient Rome, which is why is handlers have had to hide all the togas.

Posted by: ShainS at July 24, 2020 02:54 PM (LupTM)

356 when on safari in Uganda a couple of years ago I saw a hippo a considerable distance from the water. At least I think it was a hippo. It could have been Ana Navarro.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 24, 2020 02:54 PM (lgiXo)

357 Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2020 02:49 PM (bDqIh)

Great story idea. Needs more sex and violence, like Empire or the other hour long evening soaps.

Posted by: rd at July 24, 2020 02:54 PM (+0uDE)

358 These guys are mystified by animal crackers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2020 02:54 PM (ptqGC)

359 I always use Bid n as that what it looks like on his campaign logo. I have no idea why the "e" is a different color.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 02:54 PM (6f16T)

360 >>when on safari in Uganda a couple of years ago I saw a hippo a considerable distance from the water. At least I think it was a hippo. It could have been Ana Navarro.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Did it have Flintstone feet?

Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2020 02:54 PM (0FTCx)

361
The hippo, on the other hand, is quite punctual. If it makes a dinner reservation, you can pretty much guarantee it will show up on time.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2020 02:50 PM (hku12)

Hippos are WHITE?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2020 02:55 PM (oVJmc)

362 What's weird is that both animals used to represent the Democrat and Republican parties started off as an insult .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 02:55 PM (U9Qbt)

363 These clowns hate to miss a chance to prove theyre idiots on national television. We should listen to idiots and take our political views from them. Lemon should be fired.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at July 24, 2020 02:55 PM (lADRM)

364 In a matter of a few minutes, Cuomo and Lemon demonstrate that they know nothing about:
1. Cognition
2. Assessment
3. Hierarchies
4. Actually, every damn thing in the world.

Posted by: ruralbob at July 24, 2020 02:55 PM (JmrPi)

365 >You know they have stacks of "Highlights For Children" in the CNN lobby. Also, the rest rooms.

So you'd think we'd at least get a "Goofus and Gallant" -type segment from CNN once in a while.

Instead it's "Goofus and Dumbass" 24/7 over there..

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 24, 2020 02:56 PM (4BihJ)

366 I doubt any of these people can balance a checkbook. They don't live like real people.

Posted by: Case at July 24, 2020 02:56 PM (frO9V)

367
354
334 Bid n hasn't announced the VP pick because they haven't told him who it is yet.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 02:49 PM (6f16T)

It's Kamala, nobody else changed their face.

Posted by: WeBoned! at July 24, 2020 02:53 PM (8k7U7)

_________

Tank Abrams went in for a facelift recently, but they mistakenly tightened up her ass.

Posted by: ShainS at July 24, 2020 02:56 PM (LupTM)

368 BTW. The hippo is the most dangerous animal in Africa.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at July 24, 2020 02:56 PM (lADRM)

369 "It's Kamala, nobody else changed their face."
Abrams sure changed her face when Biden clowned her on CNN.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 24, 2020 02:56 PM (KAi1n)

370 I had a customer ask me about my job. I told her there's a lot of stuff to remember. Every so often, I can age some of it out and make room for new stuff. She thought it was funny but it's true.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 24, 2020 02:57 PM (JKNZq)

371 The donkey more so than the elephant. Elephant used by Lincoln in campaign ad but cartoonist Nast much later is the one who made it a Republican symbol when he used it to represent Republicans in his political cartoons.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 02:58 PM (U9Qbt)

372 291
The most dangerous animal in the USA is the Chupacabra.

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 24, 2020 02:42 PM (U9Qbt)

The most dangerous animal in the USA right now is the Rioting Communist.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 24, 2020 02:58 PM (ufFY8)

373 Oh yippy, have to run to store so it will be back to face shield. Didn't get it quite but Pennsylvania going back to lock down soon? Heard at work it might be going back to masks for the clients who are going to start setting up.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 03:00 PM (6f16T)

374 358
These guys are mystified by animal crackers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2020 02:54 PM (ptqGC)

____________

"Aren't those the racist poor white Southern animals?" --- Cuomo/Lemon/Cuomo 2024 -- The first three-way presidency!

Posted by: ShainS at July 24, 2020 03:00 PM (LupTM)

375 266 Notice that Biden has not announced a VP Choice yet?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 02:47 PM (TOyHQ)

I think it's been Kamala since 2018. There was the minor issue that she couldn't win a single primary in a majority female party. But they found a work-around.

Posted by: Trick question at July 24, 2020 03:01 PM (BRkq2)

376 tricky static cling there

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 24, 2020 03:02 PM (BRkq2)

377 >>Tank Abrams went in for a facelift recently, but they mistakenly tightened up her ass.
Posted by: ShainS

What did they use? Chains and come alongs?

Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2020 03:02 PM (0FTCx)

378 I tried to get my daughter into a charter school for gifted kids. For that, she had to take an IQ test, and it turned out she was a few points shy of being able to get in. About 10 years later, she tells me that she didn't want to go to that school, so she deliberately got a few answers wrong. Frickin' kid.

Posted by: GibsonGirl at July 24, 2020 03:04 PM (Pmbd2)

379 373
Oh yippy, have to run to store so it will be back to face shield.
Didn't get it quite but Pennsylvania going back to lock down soon? Heard
at work it might be going back to masks for the clients who are going
to start setting up.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 03:00 PM (6f16T)

___________

Every retail establishment in northern Arizona is requiring masks starting last Monday, so my wife spent eight hours shopping on Sunday.
I shit you not -- we spent $1,500 on groceries and supplies. Thank goodness we have an extra freezer in the garage ... asshats. I won't give them the satisfaction, but their intent on starving us forcing us to bend the knee.

Posted by: ShainS at July 24, 2020 03:04 PM (LupTM)

380 >>The hippo is the most dangerous animal in Africa.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa

How about Georgia?

Posted by: Tank Abrams at July 24, 2020 03:05 PM (0FTCx)

381 It's pretty smart to stock up anyway. I keep hearing that grocery prices will be higher, but haven't really read anything to back that up.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 24, 2020 03:06 PM (JKNZq)

382 Every retail establishment in northern Arizona is requiring masks starting last Monday, so my wife spent eight hours shopping on Sunday.
I shit you not -- we spent $1,500 on groceries and supplies. Thank goodness we have an extra freezer in the garage ... asshats. I won't give them the satisfaction, but their intent on starving us forcing us to bend the knee.
Posted by: ShainS

Just wait until you have to have the vaccine papers in order to shop.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2020 03:08 PM (ep1HV)

383 I bet Don Lemon could pick a bear out of a lineup.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 24, 2020 03:13 PM (qlFIA)

384
I think it's been Kamala since 2018. There was the minor issue that
she couldn't win a single primary in a majority female party.
___

Being able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose is a lot less persuasive on women then men for some reason.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 24, 2020 03:14 PM (qlFIA)

385 But sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch ball is a rare talent. And Kamala is a talented lady.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 24, 2020 03:23 PM (NVDjf)

386 I think it's been Kamala since 2018. There was the minor issue that she couldn't win a single primary in a majority female party. But they found a work-around.
Posted by: Trick question

That's what worries me, she is Obama and Jarrett's pick for President. Kamala would never win on her own, but if Biden wins and then has to resign because of dementia, she's in the catbird seat -- and she is a committed radical. Ugh.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 24, 2020 03:29 PM (l4D6Z)

387 384 and 385. The Horde Mind at its finest.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 24, 2020 03:32 PM (OUMaO)

388 Dullard, dummy, dolt ,ignoramus, buffoon

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at July 24, 2020 03:42 PM (+Vkwv)

389 Biden takes Rorshach test, leaves mysterious jar of yellow liquid.

Posted by: klaftern at July 24, 2020 03:44 PM (RuIsu)

390 Biden would pass the test. Donna Brazille would feed him the answers and Candy Crowley would fact-check the test giver.

Posted by: Angel Artiste at July 24, 2020 04:03 PM (SEzP7)

391 What can you expect from two jack wads with a combined IQ of less than 75?

Posted by: Buffalobob at July 24, 2020 04:09 PM (RNoZj)

392 My mom took that test since we suspected she had dementia. She did take it, failed, but still did better than these too.

Posted by: Patrick Henry, the 2nd at July 24, 2020 07:28 PM (I7Sgr)

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