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Claim: Ghislaine Maxwell Played Shady Joke of an Operative Jacob Wohl to Smear Her Victims as Well as the US Attorney for the SDN

The claim is specifically that Wohl was paid to smear Geoffrey Berman, top prosecutor at the Southern District of NY.

What is being suggested is that the smear campaign "worked" in that Trump fired Berman.

But that's fucking stupid: Two weeks after Berman's firing, Maxwell was charged.

Berman seems much more like Ghislaine's protector than her persecutor.


EXCLUSIVE: Ghislaine Maxwell paid $25K to fake news purveyor Jacob Wohl to 'smear Epstein victims and to get prosecutor Geoffrey Berman fired in attempt to stall sex trafficking investigation against her'

Ghislaine Maxwell hired Jacob Wohl to smear alleged victims of Jeffrey Epstein and her, a former friend told DailyMail.com in an exclusive interview


As part of a $25k deal, Wohl and his lobbyist colleague Jack Burkman also allegedly pushed to get former New York US Attorney Geoffrey Berman fired

Wohl and Burkman are far-right lobbyists who have become a laughing stock in DC after several failed attempts to smear top political figures

Maryland paralegal Kristin Spealman claims she was initially contacted by the duo to use her in a smear campaign against Nancy Pelosi and Ted Cruz

Spealman told DailyMail.com bragged to her they had been hired around early June for $25,000 to dig up dirt on Maxwell's alleged sex trafficking victims

Federal documents filed this month show a company linked to Maxwell had hired Wohl and Burkman to lobby on ‘issues relating to US DOJ, Senate Judiciary, House Judiciary,’ DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal

Berman's removal was intended to stall or stop the criminal investigation into Maxwell, Spealman said

Berman was ultimately pushed out by Barr in June, but two weeks later Maxwell was charged as part of Epstein's sex trafficking ring

I don't know how much of this to believe.

Whoops! Maybe I shouldn't have believed any of this.

Maybe Wohl planted this, and it's a made-up story.


Posted by: Ace at 04:08 PM




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1 100% this is sourced to a .Gov email ....

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 21, 2020 04:09 PM (aO8Gd)

2 It's all lies

Posted by: zeera My tomatoes are doing GREAT at July 21, 2020 04:09 PM (zUdXR)

3 If this was supposed to "protect" her from prosecution, it's one of the biggest own goals of all time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2020 04:09 PM (Kpl3J)

4 Top 5!!!

Posted by: silent at July 21, 2020 04:09 PM (xh1To)

5 first?

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 21, 2020 04:10 PM (8D42x)

6 But at least we aren't discussing Katshit anymore

Posted by: zeera My tomatoes are doing GREAT at July 21, 2020 04:10 PM (zUdXR)

7 ha!!!

Posted by: harley at July 21, 2020 04:10 PM (yMkuO)

8 How about believing 'none' of it.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 21, 2020 04:10 PM (qZdIZ)

9 She doesn't seem terribly bright.

Posted by: Someguy at July 21, 2020 04:10 PM (Zm+LZ)

10 in

Posted by: DanMan at July 21, 2020 04:10 PM (XTiHL)

11 I heard that this pedophile ring goes right on up to some very powerful people.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 21, 2020 04:10 PM (xptlg)

12 damnit, read the content.

and yeah, not buying it, not even going to take it at face value if you give it away for free.

total fake news.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 21, 2020 04:11 PM (8D42x)

13 I believe nothing. They all lie, all the time.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 21, 2020 04:11 PM (E+OcO)

14 People believe anything Wohl says?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 21, 2020 04:11 PM (M96SS)

15 I believe it!

Posted by: J Epstein at July 21, 2020 04:11 PM (sWM8x)

16 I think the "played" in the title should be "paid"

It took me way too long to read it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 21, 2020 04:12 PM (LWu6U)

17 Far right lobbyist ? Yeah no agenda.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 21, 2020 04:12 PM (2DOZq)

18 We'll probably never know given Maxwell's impending suicide.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2020 04:12 PM (H5knJ)

19 If this was supposed to "protect" her from prosecution, it's one of the biggest own goals of all time.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Now she just feels silly.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2020 04:12 PM (QLf0x)

20 Bergmans PR team
Is working overtime.


Maybe theres a reason

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2020 04:12 PM (N5xCA)

21 Durham negotiating for gulty pleas!

Caveat #1: Gateway Pundit

Caveat #2: Joe DiGenova

Chances that this is complete bullshit in the high 70s.

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2020 04:12 PM (ZfRYq)

22 "I don't know how much of this to believe."

As a general rule, I discard anything that includes the term "far right" in reference to anyone on the American political scene. America does not have a far right. It barely has a center-right.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 21, 2020 04:12 PM (o3AYq)

23 It's been said that, "God will not be mocked." Well, a little encouragement for His believers would be quite welcome.

Posted by: Old Dude at July 21, 2020 04:13 PM (LGXGf)

24 Missed NOOD to soon

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2020 04:13 PM (6f16T)

25 Believe "0" of it.... they know they can't "Epstein" her.... only a matter of time before she says something to indict one of their beloved. But wait... I'm sure we will learn more details that just make you shake your head as you think "how f'ing stupid do you think we are?"

Posted by: silent at July 21, 2020 04:13 PM (xh1To)

26 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2020 04:13 PM (arJlL)

27 Anyhoo this is all whooshing over my head.

bbl.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2020 04:14 PM (QLf0x)

28 One fart only!

Posted by: Sheryl Cow at July 21, 2020 04:14 PM (DMUuz)

29 Ace & mods:

You have an altright/Stormfront-type cleanup at post 545 on the Kim Gardner thread.

Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2020 04:14 PM (Cssks)

30 Projection, it's always a Leftist scheme

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2020 04:14 PM (6f16T)

31 "Maryland paralegal Kristin Spealman claims she was initially contacted by the duo to use her in a smear campaign against Nancy Pelosi and Ted Cruz"

paralegal for WHO? i wonder who this story actually goes back too...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 21, 2020 04:14 PM (8D42x)

32 as to how much to believe - I don't doubt that Ghislaine, being a scummy person, gave some of her scummy money to two scummy characters to do something scummy. Now what they were supposed to do, who knows.

But I'd almost guess that this story is coming from Berman's people, because it's so obvious that Ghislaine's prosecution could only happen After he was out of the way. So they put out this story, which is really just a big "nuh-UH! nuh-UH!!!" from Berman's side. Of course the MSM will run with it and proclaim it Golden Truth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2020 04:14 PM (Kpl3J)

33 Spealman told DailyMail.com bragged to her they had been hired around early June for $25,000 to dig up dirt on Maxwell's alleged sex trafficking victims


poorly written and makes no sense either unless Berman was giving up his butthole on the island. english mfer, do you speak it?

Posted by: x at July 21, 2020 04:14 PM (nFwvY)

34 I don't believe much of anything anymore. Parents, teachers, churches, spouses, friends, even they all lie. Media and politicians lie about damn near everything all the time whether they need to or not. Nothing and nobody are wholly trustworthy - though some are less trustworthy than others by several orders of magnitude.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:14 PM (NWiLs)

35 Maxwell's smear worked so well, that she got arrested two weeks after its success.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 21, 2020 04:14 PM (Cus5s)

36 It seems to me the only possible source for this story would be...Jacob Wohl.

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2020 04:14 PM (ZfRYq)

37 > I don't know how much of this to believe.

We are in the arena of hardcore intelligence/disinformation warfare.

In a general moment of hardcore intelligence/disinformation warfare.

It's trite but nothing (or at least comparatively little) is what it seems.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (+LeMa)

38 *Sun rises in the east*

News: Known Trump associates with ties to a fusion research company who are attempting to get federal grants to harness the power of the sun to generate and sell electricity for PROFIT, move the sun into a more favorable position likely because Trump wanted better natural light in the oval office.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy INTP at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (dNzKv)

39 "Whoops! Maybe I shouldn't have believed any of this."

None of it is true Ace.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (JUOKG)

40 "The Conservative Case for Child Sex Slavery" is even now being written by Jonah Goldberg and masturbated over by Saint David A French.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (y6l0F)

41 23 It's been said that, "God will not be mocked."

Fragile ego.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (NWiLs)

42 a patient just brought in a yuge box of ripe peaches from eastern WA.


*drools*

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (W2Pud)

43 I believe in truth, not facts!

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I massage this approval at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (Izzlo)

44 LOL Just saw your update. How perfect it will be if it ends up being the Daily Mail that got punked into running a totally fake story!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (Kpl3J)

45 $25,000 seems awful low to me

Posted by: harley at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (yMkuO)

46 This is an effort to 'rehabilitate' Berman -- see... he is just a 'victim' of Trump's out of control cowboy ways. A president who fires a respected prosecutor for any perceived slight or disloyalty.

But we all know the timeline -- Berman and SDNY sat on the indictments and picking her up until he was fired and replaced.

This is just the media continuing to try and gaslight... and that means whatever Maxwell knows is going to be explosive politically and going in one direction.......

Posted by: Nevyan at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (a7HML)

47 *popcorn*

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 21, 2020 04:16 PM (TOyHQ)

48 21 Durham negotiating for gulty pleas!

Caveat #1: Gateway Pundit

Caveat #2: Joe DiGenova

Chances that this is complete bullshit in the high 70s.
Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2020 04:12 PM (ZfRYq)

========

Better than 100%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 21, 2020 04:16 PM (M96SS)

49 If, say, a friend of mine wanted to get into the blackmail and smear business, how much does it pay?

Asking for my friend, of course.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 21, 2020 04:16 PM (kA3Cp)

50 Link to Eric Metaxas interviewing Larry Elder about his movie Uncle Tom, which I have not seen yet but I have heard is fantastic:

https://youtu.be/ihP0Io5N4Wg

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2020 04:16 PM (y6l0F)

51 Kristin Spealman looks like the victim of some unfortunate plastic surgery.

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2020 04:16 PM (ZfRYq)

52 I don't know how much of this to believe.

after scanning through the Daily Mail article I will be close to zero

Posted by: DanMan at July 21, 2020 04:17 PM (XTiHL)

53 soo many blue checkmarks gonna claim they wuz hacked, smeared, framed, and set up

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 21, 2020 04:17 PM (TOyHQ)

54 You know what the type of people paid $25k to do dirty work DON'T do?

Brag about it.

That is why you know this is coming from Berman's friends in SDNY

The key tipoff phrase is "far right."

You know what honest people who have proof of witness tampering do?

They report it to the authorities.
A British tabloid is not where an honest person would disclose a crime.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 21, 2020 04:17 PM (aO8Gd)

55 50 Link to Eric Metaxas interviewing Larry Elder about his movie Uncle Tom, which I have not seen yet but I have heard is fantastic:

https://youtu.be/ihP0Io5N4Wg

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2020 04:16 PM (y6l0F)

You can use the promo code PHILADELPHIA for 20% off

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2020 04:18 PM (Izzlo)

56 I completely believe that Jacob Wohl is on the Maxwell payroll. Given his ancestry, one would think the Maxwell-Epstein axis wouldn't want to call attention to him, yet here we are. And I have zero regard for Jacob Wohl despite being in his target audience, so the idea that he has enough juice to influence the President is goddamned absurd.

They can try turning this around to clownery, but Wohl confessing isn't the reason the connection was discovered. The federal documents revealed he was on payroll.

How verrrrrry interesting.

Posted by: trev006 at July 21, 2020 04:18 PM (A6Wna)

57 ants scurrying around a toppled ant hill

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 21, 2020 04:19 PM (TOyHQ)

58 41 23 It's been said that, "God will not be mocked."

Fragile ego.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (NWiLs)

Some sayings are just an observation as to how things work out, over the long term. On this one, I think it's kinda like the Union General who, when told he should get down off his horse, replied "Aw, They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....."

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2020 04:19 PM (Kpl3J)

59 Jim. Bones. Jim, there is no truth in them.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 21, 2020 04:19 PM (WX+x0)

60

Well then, if the fake Maxwell paid $25k story doesn't work, try another one!


I'm NOT going to jail!

Posted by: The many, many well-known names on the flight manifest of the Lolita Express at July 21, 2020 04:19 PM (sy5kK)

61 Threadwinner nomination, Insight category.

52 I don't know how much of this to believe.

after scanning through the Daily Mail article I will be close to zero
Posted by: DanMan at July 21, 2020 04:17 PM (XTiHL)

I mean, why don't they just keep posting different scenarios then the punchline, "The Aristocrats."

Thank you, Richard Belzer.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2020 04:19 PM (glGDV)

62 "Whoops! Maybe I shouldn't have believed any of this"

No worries. I don't know how you keep up such a high Win-Loss ratio. I would be falling for every con that came across my feed

Posted by: Fen at July 21, 2020 04:20 PM (TNHVJ)

63 60

Well then, if the fake Maxwell paid $25k story doesn't work, try another one!


I'm NOT going to jail!

Posted by: The many, many well-known names on the flight manifest of the Lolita Express at July 21, 2020 04:19 PM (sy5kK)

=========

Pay me $25K and I'll get you something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 21, 2020 04:20 PM (M96SS)

64 You can use the promo code PHILADELPHIA for 20% off

Posted by: josephistan



Thank you, Sir.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2020 04:20 PM (BM2fS)

65 OAN with live presser on Portlandia.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 21, 2020 04:20 PM (WX+x0)

66 Fragile ego.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (NWiLs)

Nope. Not a fragile ego The reference is to Galatians 6:7 and it's about people not God. One version (New English Bible) translates it as "God is not to be fooled" and a man reaps what he sows. In other words you can't pull the wool over God's eyes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2020 04:20 PM (oDRcK)

67 News: Known Trump associates with ties to a fusion research company who are attempting to get federal grants to harness the power of the sun to generate and sell electricity for PROFIT, move the sun into a more favorable position likely because Trump wanted better natural light in the oval office.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy INTP at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (dNzKv)

It's True! I saw it move myself!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2020 04:20 PM (Kpl3J)

68 66 Fragile ego.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (NWiLs)

Nope. Not a fragile ego The reference is to Galatians 6:7 and it's about people not God. One version (New English Bible) translates it as "God is not to be fooled" and a man reaps what he sows. In other words you can't pull the wool over God's eyes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2020 04:20 PM (oDRcK)

========

Can God Himself make a wool thick enough to pull over his own eyes so that he cannot see?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 21, 2020 04:21 PM (M96SS)

69 Is there a term for when you put out disinformation to muddy the waters?

For example, if you are accused of something (credibly) and you leak other accusations which are easily proven wrong. It makes all the evidence look suspect.

This would be an example as well - leaking information to make it look like the guy who was protecting her was NOT protecting her. It just confuses things and introduces doubt about who to believe.

I think it is very common method to discredit opposition groups against a regime - they introduce provocateurs to make their opposition look bad. Or moles who are unsavory and get the public against the whole group.

It is like a modified limited hangout, but instead of releasing a partial truth (while hiding the bulk of it,) you release BS (still hiding the real truth.)

There has to be a term for it. If not, I am taking applications.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 21, 2020 04:21 PM (LWu6U)

70 67 News: Known Trump associates with ties to a fusion research company who are attempting to get federal grants to harness the power of the sun to generate and sell electricity for PROFIT, move the sun into a more favorable position likely because Trump wanted better natural light in the oval office.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy INTP at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (dNzKv)

It's True! I saw it move myself!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2020 04:20 PM (Kpl3J)

==========

"As a solution, I shall block out the sun."
-C. Montgomery Burns

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 21, 2020 04:21 PM (M96SS)

71 Jacob Wohl has an OnlyFans account. He is ok with men paying him for nude gay pictures. lol

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 21, 2020 04:22 PM (3NXN7)

72 a patient just brought in a yuge box of ripe peaches from eastern WA.


*drools*

Posted by: nurse ratched


Given the hundred comment rule, I think Eastern WA peaches grown in shady areas make all other peaches a joke.
See how I worked some of the title into this?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 04:22 PM (axyOa)

73 There is generally way too much deference to the SDNY. Other jurisdictions can file big suits as well. Not all of these kids came form Manhattan.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 21, 2020 04:22 PM (JRaU+)

74 I believe 50% of what Trump says and 0% for everyone else associated with government.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 21, 2020 04:22 PM (ExV1e)

75 *rubs temples*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:22 PM (NWiLs)

76 Sounds like the "baffle 'em with bullshit" defense strategy.

Leave everyone so confused as to what reality is, no one knows anything anymore.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:22 PM (L2ZTs)

77 "Far right lobbyist ? Yeah no agenda."

And I love how the American political spectrum jumps abruptly from Moderate Centrist to Far Right. Did we lose a bunch of Republicans somewhere?

It was that stop in Albuquerque wasn't it? It's okay, I've always kinda suspected, so just flat out tell me..

Posted by: Fen at July 21, 2020 04:22 PM (TNHVJ)

78 It's really too early to tell if this is true.

I'm going to wait until Alan Dershowitz weighs in.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2020 04:23 PM (BM2fS)

79 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 21, 2020 04:21 PM (M96SS)

You're not an Atheist. You know that "Can God make a rock big enough so that he can't lift it?"is one of those classically silly militant Atheist arguments." The wool thing is an update, I assume.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2020 04:23 PM (oDRcK)

80 Maxwell is very rich. She'd probably use some questionable law group like Perkins Coie, who revel in digging up opposing research and ultimate character defamation, and she'd be paying more like 6 figures or more, not just 5.

Posted by: EveR at July 21, 2020 04:23 PM (ZZDMQ)

81 >>>Is there a term for when you put out disinformation to muddy the waters?

>>> There has to be a term for it. If not, I am taking applications.


I will go with "disinformation campaign".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 21, 2020 04:23 PM (1g7ch)

82 So.. how long does it take to get Gis-laid to talk... what is the hold up?

Posted by: silent at July 21, 2020 04:23 PM (xh1To)

83 A lot of people need to be sent to Epstein Island before it is 'accidentally' nuked by the US, UK, France, PRC, and Russia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2020 04:24 PM (JF5Xg)

84 79 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 21, 2020 04:21 PM (M96SS)

You're not an Atheist. You know that "Can God make a rock big enough so that he can't lift it?"is one of those classically silly militant Atheist arguments." The wool thing is an update, I assume.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2020 04:23 PM (oDRcK)

=========

Can God Himself make a wordgame so complex that He Himself cannot solve it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 21, 2020 04:24 PM (M96SS)

85 42 a patient just brought in a yuge box of ripe peaches from eastern WA.


*drools*
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (W2Pud)

Fresh peaches are nature's crack, at least the cravings are after I've had one. Nectarines, too.

Don't believe me? Try to stop at eating one fresh peach.

Just try.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 21, 2020 04:24 PM (sy5kK)

86 68 66 Fragile ego.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (NWiLs)

Nope. Not a fragile ego The reference is to Galatians 6:7 and it's about people not God. One version (New English Bible) translates it as "God is not to be fooled" and a man reaps what he sows. In other words you can't pull the wool over God's eyes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2020 04:20 PM (oDRcK)

========

Can God Himself make a wool thick enough to pull over his own eyes so that he cannot see?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 21, 2020 04:21 PM (M96SS)

Can I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2020 04:24 PM (Izzlo)

87 You know who's in the far right?

Arch-conservatives, that's who.

Posted by: Politico at July 21, 2020 04:24 PM (sWM8x)

88 Can God make a starship that he actually needs?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:25 PM (NWiLs)

89 86 Can God Himself make a wool thick enough to pull over his own eyes so that he cannot see?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 21, 2020 04:21 PM (M96SS)

Can I buy some pot from you?
Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2020 04:24 PM (Izzlo)

===========

What if there was an engine, man, that ran on water!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 21, 2020 04:25 PM (M96SS)

90 The story is a plant to distract from Berman's involvement with this pedophile/extortion ring. Not to say Wohl wasn't paid, but the reason certainly wasn't to get Berman off the case.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 21, 2020 04:25 PM (puu6v)

91 88 Can God make a starship that he actually needs?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:25 PM (NWiLs)

==========

"I need the answer to this..."
-James T. Kirk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 21, 2020 04:25 PM (M96SS)

92 I see TJM is in a theological/philosophical mood today... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:25 PM (L2ZTs)

93 42 a patient just brought in a yuge box of ripe peaches from eastern WA.


*drools*
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (W2Pud)

Fresh peaches are nature's crack, at least the cravings are after I've had one. Nectarines, too.

Don't believe me? Try to stop at eating one fresh peach.

Just try.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



When you run out, it's just the pits.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 04:25 PM (axyOa)

94 Send everybody that visited Epstein Island back then nuke it.

Problem solved. For now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 21, 2020 04:25 PM (QBLfJ)

95 None of this will matter when those raped children grow up and die of old age.

Posted by: Fritz at July 21, 2020 04:25 PM (0X9gA)

96 Fresh peaches are nature's crack, at least the cravings are after I've had one. Nectarines, too.

Don't believe me? Try to stop at eating one fresh peach.

Just try.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



When you run out, it's just the pits.
Posted by: Diogenes


and they're so soft and fuzzy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2020 04:26 PM (W2Pud)

97 82 So.. how long does it take to get Gis-laid to talk... what is the hold up?
Posted by: silent

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2020 04:26 PM (FZYNt)

98 Talk about complicated lives. I can barely keep my grass cut and liquor cabinet full.

Posted by: dartist at July 21, 2020 04:26 PM (+ya+t)

99 Can God Himself make a wordgame so complex that He Himself cannot solve it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



If He uses all proper nouns, yes.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2020 04:26 PM (QLf0x)

100 Wish Chuck Ross would keep his focus on those Steele texts. Now that we know there was a cabal at the Brookings Institute working w Steele, time to look much more closely at Fiona Hill.

Posted by: EveR at July 21, 2020 04:26 PM (ZZDMQ)

101 The line from V is "why does God need a starship?"

Kirk speaks from experience with the likes of Apollo and Trelaine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2020 04:26 PM (JF5Xg)

102 "There has to be a term for it"

Yes, it's a common intelligence tactic. If you recall, fake documents were added to packet of Iraq's WMD development, allowing critics to claim the entire packet was fraudulent and discount it.

But I am not at liberty to tell you the name for it.

Sorry. Would you like this puppy instead?

Posted by: Fen at July 21, 2020 04:27 PM (TNHVJ)

103 "I've done so many things for so many people for so long with less and less, that now I can do anything with nothing."

"Don't worry if you work hard and your rewards are few. Remember! The mighty Oak was once a nut like you."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:27 PM (L2ZTs)

104 Can God Himself make a wool thick enough to pull over his own eyes so that he cannot see?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield




Well, God Himself made the human skull so thick that He couldn't get through it to speak logically and spiritually to the brain inside, so I'm going to go with:

"Yes".

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2020 04:27 PM (BM2fS)

105 What if there was an engine, man, that ran on water!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



What kind of mileage we talkin?

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2020 04:27 PM (QLf0x)

106 It is like a modified limited hangout, but instead of releasing a partial truth (while hiding the bulk of it,) you release BS (still hiding the real truth.)

There has to be a term for it. If not, I am taking applications.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 21, 2020 04:21 PM (LWu6U)

it is le bouquet de le merde magnifique.

all the best political terms are French.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2020 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

107 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
23h
We are United in our effort to defeat the Invisible China Virus, and many people say that it is Patriotic to wear a face mask when you can't socially distance. There is nobody more Patriotic than me, your favorite President!


James
@James78141017
17h
Replying to
@realDonaldTrump
Chief I'm not sure where your going with this but I support you sir..one thing is STILL certain though. I ain't wearing no fckn bane muzzle

Posted by: the ghost of liberty at July 21, 2020 04:28 PM (WvQcX)

108 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (W2Pud)

I will not comment on you drooling over fuzzy balls. No, I just won't do it.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 21, 2020 04:28 PM (ExV1e)

109 All news is Fake news.

Posted by: Confucius Says at July 21, 2020 04:28 PM (r+sAi)

110 Can God Himself make a wool thick enough to pull over his own eyes so that he cannot see?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 21, 2020 04:21 PM (M96SS)

Can I buy some pot from you?
Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2020 04:24 PM (Izzlo)

===========

What if there was an engine, man, that ran on water!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield



Been watching Animal House again eh?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 04:29 PM (axyOa)

111 Pretty much everything is a lie.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:29 PM (NWiLs)

112 Deleted this because people are saying Wohl/Burkman might have tricked Daily Mail by falsely claiming to be working for Ghislaine Maxwell. Zing!
---
Wha?

Just hanging out their shingle?

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2020 04:29 PM (Eicbe)

113 97 82 So.. how long does it take to get Gis-laid to talk... what is the hold up?
Posted by: silent

#TwoWeeks

I'm betting #meaftertheelection
someone is getting paid to stonewall this...

Posted by: silent at July 21, 2020 04:29 PM (xh1To)

114 Pretty much everything is a lie.
Posted by: Insomniac

---

That's not true!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2020 04:30 PM (tIU+r)

115 "There has to be a term for it"



Yes, it's a common intelligence tactic. If you recall, fake
documents were added to packet of Iraq's WMD development, allowing
critics to claim the entire packet was fraudulent and discount it.



But I am not at liberty to tell you the name for it.



Sorry. Would you like this puppy instead?






Posted by: Fen at July 21, 2020 04:27 PM

---

Falsus in uno, Falsus in omnibus.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2020 04:30 PM (JUOKG)

116 I want peach cobbler now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 21, 2020 04:30 PM (QBLfJ)

117 Who put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp? Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:30 PM (L2ZTs)

118 113 97 82 So.. how long does it take to get Gis-laid to talk... what is the hold up?
Posted by: silent

#TwoWeeks

I'm betting #meaftertheelection
someone is getting paid to stonewall this...

you know she has records somewhere... somewhere...

Posted by: silent at July 21, 2020 04:30 PM (xh1To)

119 W

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 04:30 PM (axyOa)

120 Ghislaine is a terrible woman and I certainly hope that THIS TIME (as opposed to what happened with Epstein) that they keep her alive long enough to get her to trial.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2020 04:30 PM (oDRcK)

121 >>> Replying to
@realDonaldTrump
Chief I'm not sure where your going with this but I support you sir..one thing is STILL certain though. I ain't wearing no fckn bane muzzle
Posted by: the ghost of liberty at July 21, 2020 04:28 PM


My exact thoughts after seeing PDT's tweet.

Posted by: Hanging Curve at July 21, 2020 04:31 PM (1QGfr)

122 James
@James78141017
15h
Y'all can shame monger all you want. I won't be the one passing out from a cuck cloth on my face lol. People really actually believe this fake demic. Just a bunch of dumbdeee dumb dumb radical left losers, with battery packs attached to their backs

Posted by: the ghost of liberty at July 21, 2020 04:31 PM (WvQcX)

123
23 It's been said that, "God will not be mocked." Well, a little encouragement for His believers would be quite welcome.
Posted by: Old Dude at July 21, 2020 04:13 PM (LGXGf)

-----

Ah, don't worry too much about it. I got a sense of humor. That's right. Heh heh heh heh hen.

Posted by: God at July 21, 2020 04:31 PM (uVN2p)

124 111 Pretty much everything is a lie.
Posted by: Insomniac


for crissakes
PLEASE GET A DOG

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2020 04:31 PM (W2Pud)

125 118 113 97 82 So.. how long does it take to get Gis-laid to talk... what is the hold up?
Posted by: silent

#TwoWeeks

I'm betting #meaftertheelection
someone is getting paid to stonewall this...

you know she has records somewhere... somewhere...
Posted by: silent at July 21, 2020 04:30 PM (xh1To)


Durham is coming....

Posted by: harley at July 21, 2020 04:31 PM (yMkuO)

126 Jacob Wohl is a Fucking piece of fake shit along with Jack Burkman https://bit.ly/3hsjg5d

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 21, 2020 04:31 PM (1Dmt5)

127 WHAT DO WE WANT???

PEACH COBLER!!!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT???

NOW!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 04:31 PM (axyOa)

128 Can God Himself make a wordgame so complex that He Himself cannot solve it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 21, 2020 04:24 PM (M96SS)


Can God write so snarkily even he needs a sarc tag when he reads it?

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2020 04:31 PM (ZfRYq)

129 Hey, an unmarked van just pulled up and took @James78141017 away!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:32 PM (L2ZTs)

130 I found peaches on sale last week and I can assure you that it is possible to eat too many.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 21, 2020 04:32 PM (sWM8x)

131 Ace:

Whoops! Maybe I shouldn't have believed any of this.

Maybe Wohl planted this, and it's a made-up story.


But I have sources who say that the double-reverse half-nelson backflip maneuver was deployed as a misdirection to trick influencers into de-legitmizing back-channel Deep State counter-operatives! For real!

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2020 04:32 PM (HEEq1)

132 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2020 04:31 PM (W2Pud)

O.K. I laughed, but it's very good advice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2020 04:32 PM (oDRcK)

133 The dog is a lie. As is the cake. And cats, don't even get me started on cats...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:32 PM (NWiLs)

134 @realDonaldTrump
Chief I'm not sure where your going with this but I support you sir..one thing is STILL certain though. I ain't wearing no fckn bane muzzle
Posted by: the ghost of liberty at July 21, 2020 04:28 PM


I am going with the bukake mask.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 21, 2020 04:32 PM (1g7ch)

135 Durham is coming....
Posted by: harley at July 21, 2020 04:31 PM (yMkuO)


And new mandatory training modules are coming with him!

Posted by: FBI Director Wray at July 21, 2020 04:32 PM (ZfRYq)

136 Pretty much everything is a lie.
Posted by: Insomniac

for crissakes
PLEASE GET A DOG
Posted by: nurse ratched


Insom's dog left him for another owner.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:32 PM (L2ZTs)

137 72 a patient just brought in a yuge box of ripe peaches from eastern WA.


*drools*

Posted by: nurse ratched


Given the hundred comment rule, I think Eastern WA peaches grown in shady areas make all other peaches a joke.
See how I worked some of the title into this?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 04:22 PM (axyOa)


Yeah, yeah, yeah people not living in the PNW.

Eastern WA fruits and veggies are the most incredible around. The climate, terroir, and all that glacial melt water from the Columbia River combine to grow amazing crops.

Soon, the annual Vidalias versus the Walla Walla Sweets argument will be here for 2020. There are no real losers in this argument.

This is one of the reasons why I remain here and am willing to fight the Communists to the end.

Fresh Eastern Washington fruit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 21, 2020 04:32 PM (sy5kK)

138 Jonah Goldberg:
When our 8 year old tells us she wants Pizza for dinner, we trust her.
When she says she loves mommy and daddy, we believe she understands what love is.
But when she says she loves "Uncle Jim", a respectable man who has a preference for younger women, suddenly, she is too immature to make decisions.
This. Is. Not. Who. We. Are! and a hotdog is a sandwich. Fight me!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2020 04:33 PM (dNzKv)

139 there are no peaches like eastern WA peaches.


they don't last long enough to make a cobbler, although I really should try.

my goodness, they're messy eating.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2020 04:33 PM (W2Pud)

140 It's possible that Berman was bought, but Ghislaine didn't trust him to stay bought. Thinking about it like that, this move makes sense.

In fact, she couldn't really trust anyone involved in the Epstein cover-up after he was thrown in jail and somebody suicided him with so many safeguards in place to prevent that.

She could've easily decided she'd be better off with someone else in that position who didn't have as much knowledge of the situation.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 21, 2020 04:33 PM (H3MF8)

141 "NO JUSTICE NO PEACH!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2020 04:33 PM (BM2fS)

142 I need a thread Sherpa.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2020 04:33 PM (QLf0x)

143 Insom's dog left him for another owner.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:32 PM (L2ZTs)

Right after my truck died.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:33 PM (NWiLs)

144 I must say that while the country may be swirling the bowl, at least we now know who are real friends and compatriots really are.

Trump has done at least that service for us all. And I'm sure it's been a relief for many of them to be unmasked and able to take off the fake phony fraud front that they've had to play so many years in order to inflict the damage they so eagerly sought to apply.

The left has been performing Taqqiya for a long time.

There are still a few holdouts claiming to be "conservatives" solely for the purposes of propaganda and confusion to those who aren't paying attention.

Sometimes the revelations boggle the mind. I mean I knew there were a lot of people who were faking it. Cause they'd let something out now and then that would make anyone go "Huhhh?"

Some of them have been quite shocking and saddening.

Others were like "Oh yeah, sure we knew that!"

Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 04:34 PM (gHWbw)

145 How perfect it will be if it ends up being the Daily Mail that got punked into running a totally fake story!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2020 04:15 PM (Kpl3J)


You got to get up pretty early to put one over on the Daily Mail. At least by 10:30.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 21, 2020 04:34 PM (y7DUB)

146 Insom, ever considered starting up a new career as a blues singer?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:34 PM (L2ZTs)

147 peach cobbler is never a lie... however fruit tarts are total BS.

Posted by: silent at July 21, 2020 04:34 PM (xh1To)

148 Durham is coming....
Posted by: harley at July 21, 2020 04:31 PM (yMkuO)

And he is bringing the hedges.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2020 04:34 PM (dNzKv)

149 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
23h
We are United in our effort to defeat the Invisible China Virus, and many people say that it is Patriotic to wear a face mask when you can't socially distance.


We need to find out where they stashed the real Trump, stat. Because Pod Trump is getting on my last nerve.

OK, Pod Trump, you go with your Magical masks and Six-Foot Shields of invincibility and you will be Immortal.

As for me...I know I'm not living in a Harry Potter book, so GFY.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 21, 2020 04:34 PM (FtO5h)

150 Right after my truck died.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:33 PM (NWiLs)


In the rain.

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2020 04:34 PM (ZfRYq)

151 125 118 113 97 82 So.. how long does it take to get Gis-laid to talk... what is the hold up?
Posted by: silent

#TwoWeeks

I'm betting #meaftertheelection
someone is getting paid to stonewall this...

you know she has records somewhere... somewhere...
Posted by: silent at July 21, 2020 04:30 PM (xh1To)


Durham is coming....
Posted by: harley at July 21, 2020 04:31 PM (yMkuO)

He's not even breathing fast

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2020 04:34 PM (Izzlo)

152 146 Insom, ever considered starting up a new career as a blues singer?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:34 PM

That was more country-western. But I have scribbled out song lyrics here and there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

153 Trump's mask tweet is to get the libs to declare masks unclean.

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2020 04:35 PM (ZfRYq)

154 131 Ace:


But I have sources who say that the double-reverse half-nelson backflip maneuver was deployed as a misdirection to trick influencers into de-legitmizing back-channel Deep State counter-operatives! For real!
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2020 04:32 PM (HEEq1)

Could just be backbiting, rumor-mongering, or attention seeking.

Posted by: Someguy at July 21, 2020 04:35 PM (Zm+LZ)

155 there are no peaches like eastern WA peaches.


they don't last long enough to make a cobbler, although I really should try.

my goodness, they're messy eating.

Posted by: nurse ratched



I just don't like peaches. I have no idea why. I may have been dropped on my head as a child.


I'll tell you what, though. A ripe Bartlett pear? I'd march through Hell for one of those. Those are messy eatin', as well. But Oh, so delish.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2020 04:35 PM (BM2fS)

156 $25K?

That's all?

That ridiculously low sum for anything lawyer-related in DC would've been my first clue that this was all bullshit.

That's not even enough money to be a rounding error.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Masks are BS. Flu season is over. at July 21, 2020 04:35 PM (HaL55)

157 I'll say again that I think she's been talking for awhile (do you really think the feds lost track of her? the same peoople that caught Bolton on camera?)
Notice that a lot of CEOS were suddenly stepping down about 6 months ago. (Including 2 from Wayfair)
Although Eisner stepped back up, which makes me wonder if he turned, too.

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2020 04:35 PM (AwPyG)

158 Insom, throw some songs together and put 'em on YooToob. We'd enjoy 'em. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:35 PM (L2ZTs)

159 Trump's mask tweet is to get the libs to declare masks unclean.
Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2020 04:35 PM (ZfRYq)
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Trump's most inexplicable tweets seem to come right before something is revealed.

Or at least it seems that way.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2020 04:36 PM (Eicbe)

160 Tricked the Daily Fail? NO! that could never happen!

Their stories are always carefully vetted before they print them!

Like the paraplegic who had his prosthetics ripped off by the police during a BLM demonstration after which they tear gassed him while he lay helpless on the ground. With photos!

Like THAT story, which though obviously true, but for some reason was never followed up or talked about by the media!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 21, 2020 04:36 PM (TYUJ+)

161 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:33 PM (NWiLs)


I think the order is:

My girl left me

My truck broke down

My dog died.

At that point any self respecting loser goes to a bar to drink himself to death which is where the song begins.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 04:36 PM (gHWbw)

162 So why is there no Pear Pie?


Think about it.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2020 04:36 PM (QLf0x)

163 Peach Cobbler is a lie.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2020 04:36 PM (r+sAi)

164 153 Trump's mask tweet is to get the libs to declare masks unclean.

If that works, he's a damn genius. A damn stable genius.

But coming from the Germophobe-in-Chief, I think he means it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 21, 2020 04:36 PM (FtO5h)

165 Did they say anything about a hit on the Federal Judge in Jersey?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 04:37 PM (gHWbw)

166 162 So why is there no Pear Pie?

Think about it.
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2020 04:36 PM (QLf0x)


Where you coming from? We make 2 or 3 pear pies every year, quite yummy.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 21, 2020 04:37 PM (kUmUV)

167 I just don't like peaches. I have no idea why. I may have been dropped on my head as a child.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2020 04:35 PM (BM2fS)
---
That's okay. More for us.

Posted by: The Presidents of the United States of America at July 21, 2020 04:37 PM (Eicbe)

168 156 $25K?

That's all?

That ridiculously low sum for anything lawyer-related in DC would've been my first clue that this was all bullshit.

That's not even enough money to be a rounding error.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Masks are BS. Flu season is over. at July 21, 2020 04:35 PM (HaL55)

That's what you'd pay some low-rent private investigator, which is not what you'd do if your freedom is at stake.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:37 PM (NWiLs)

169 These left coast peaches intrigue me. I could eat SC peaches until comatose.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 21, 2020 04:37 PM (QBLfJ)

170 Insom, ever considered starting up a new career as a blues singer?


Well, in Insom's defense, he's been hanging around me at a blues bar for a while. Or at least was until the ChiComs decided to kill our economy because OMB.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Masks are BS. Flu season is over. at July 21, 2020 04:38 PM (HaL55)

171 So why is there no Pear Pie?

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It went pear-shaped.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2020 04:38 PM (Eicbe)

172 Yes, Patriotic Masks.

If it weren't for the fact that his opponent is a super bozo I'd be wondering about what Kool-Aid they got Donny 2 Scoops to drink.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 21, 2020 04:38 PM (TYUJ+)

173 Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2020 04:36 PM (QLf0x)


Damn!

WHY is there no Pear Pie?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 04:38 PM (gHWbw)

174 People who promise to tell the truth are usually the worst liars of all.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:38 PM (NWiLs)

175 Where you coming from? We make 2 or 3 pear pies every year, quite yummy.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont



Who the hell has been hiding the pear pie from me my whole life?

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2020 04:38 PM (QLf0x)

176 Yeah, the $25,000 is a lot like Dr Evil holding the world hostage for one million dollars.

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2020 04:38 PM (AwPyG)

177 >>>But I have sources who say that the double-reverse half-nelson backflip
maneuver was deployed as a misdirection to trick influencers into
de-legitmizing back-channel Deep State counter-operatives!<<<

It's time to cut some tits and balls. A little non-lethal bloodshed will get the juices flowing toward the truth.

Posted by: Fritz at July 21, 2020 04:39 PM (0X9gA)

178 Join us now and get 1 month free Viagra and Dramamine!

Posted by: Seattle Loveaboard Community at July 21, 2020 04:39 PM (cdo+X)

179 174 People who promise to tell the truth are usually the worst liars of all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

me honest Injun

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at July 21, 2020 04:39 PM (FZYNt)

180 146 Insom, ever considered starting up a new career as a blues singer?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:34 PM (L2ZTs)


Nobody leaves this blog without singin' the blues!

Posted by: Albert Collins at July 21, 2020 04:39 PM (BgMrQ)

181 174 People who promise to tell the truth are usually the worst liars of all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:38 PM (NWiLs)

So from your lawyering experiencing the witness stand...

Posted by: Someguy at July 21, 2020 04:39 PM (Zm+LZ)

182 But coming from the Germophobe-in-Chief, I think he means it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 21, 2020 04:36 PM (FtO5h)


Trump is never random.

He says some people say it is patriotic. He doesn't say wear a mask. He doesn't say its patriotic.

Watch and see if the mask stuff turns around and is really deadly and "they" say TRUMP IS TRYING TO KILL US ALL.

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2020 04:39 PM (ZfRYq)

183 It's all a lack of pies! I mean, a pack of lies!

Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at July 21, 2020 04:40 PM (COzlW)

184 So from your lawyering experiencing the witness stand...
Posted by: Someguy at July 21, 2020 04:39 PM (Zm+LZ)

I'm not a trial lawyer, thank God.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:40 PM (NWiLs)

185 I've never seen a pear pie, but someone should not have mentioned peach cobbler because now i want some.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2020 04:40 PM (oDRcK)

186 I wouldn't be surprised if Trump discovered his masklessness was going to be a talking point all over the universe, and he pre empted it.
He tends to do that. heh.

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2020 04:40 PM (AwPyG)

187 174 People who promise to tell the truth are usually the worst liars of all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:38 PM (NWiLs)


Hard and fast rule: when someone starts a sentence with the word "Frankly" you immediately know they are lying.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 21, 2020 04:40 PM (kUmUV)

188 161

I think the order is:

My girl left me

My truck broke down

My dog died.


The Blues order is a little different:

My woman done left me

She done took my truck too

Went down to the crossroads

Sold my soul to the devil

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 21, 2020 04:40 PM (FtO5h)

189 Just think how good Pot Pie could be if you made it right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2020 04:40 PM (Kpl3J)

190 Grandma Aspirin Factory had 3 Bartlett pear trees on the farm. I could eat those until comatose as well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 21, 2020 04:41 PM (QBLfJ)

191 Some people say the earth is flat.

Some people think that being infected by Covid-ChicomLungFlu19 is the same as being almost dead.

Some people think Karl Marx had all the right ideas, and the Soviet Union was a swell place.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 21, 2020 04:41 PM (TYUJ+)

192 Hard and fast rule: when someone starts a sentence with the word "Frankly" you immediately know they are lying.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 21, 2020 04:40 PM (kUmUV)


When our teenaged daughter starts a sentence with "Honestly" we know to check.

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2020 04:42 PM (ZfRYq)

193 >>Hard and fast rule: when someone starts a sentence with the word "Frankly" you immediately know they are lying.

I don't know, I think Rhett Butler really didn't give a damn.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2020 04:42 PM (ZLI7S)

194 Karl Marx hated fucking peaches.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 21, 2020 04:42 PM (sWM8x)

195 I wonder if Hillary was also involved in this new "Bimbo Eruptions Unit?"

Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2020 04:42 PM (YcRSY)

196 The pears have to be ripe. There's nothing worse than biting into a pear that's hard as an apple

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2020 04:42 PM (AwPyG)

197 Only way to put an end to this mask-wearing BS is to start wearing the Bright Red TRUMP 2020 masks.. only way it will happen before Nov 3rd... oh and maybe make peach pie the official dessert of the USA.

Posted by: silent at July 21, 2020 04:43 PM (xh1To)

198 25 large would sure solve a lot of my problems right now. I have to get a plumber out to stately Casa Backwardio to fix a toilet inlet valve that suddenly decided to start leaking a few hours ago.

And this was after the same toilet backed up an hour before that due to roots growing in the sewer line.

Then I pulled something in my back whilst mopping that mess up and am in quite a bit of pain at the moment.

Shoot me now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Masks are BS. Flu season is over. at July 21, 2020 04:43 PM (HaL55)

199 The Blues order is a little different:

My woman done left me

She done took my truck too

Went down to the crossroads

Sold my soul to the devil
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 21, 2020 04:40 PM (FtO5h)
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And all in one morning.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2020 04:43 PM (Eicbe)

200 also when they start out by saying "Look. . ."

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2020 04:43 PM (AwPyG)

201 194
Karl Marx hated fucking peaches.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 21, 2020 04:42 PM (sWM8x)

___________


But not their sons.

Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2020 04:43 PM (YcRSY)

202 196 The pears have to be ripe. There's nothing worse than biting into a pear that's hard as an apple
Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2020 04:42 PM (AwPyG)

I dunno. Being paralyzed from the neck down from a car accident seems like it would be worse.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

203 Meade...
You shouldn't do that kind of thing with peaches!

See, this is what happens when people get their sex information from Hollyweird!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 21, 2020 04:43 PM (TYUJ+)

204 I've been actually work-working, so I wasn't able to jump in earlier. The Kayleigh video, I heard something like "itch" at the very end of the vid; not sure about "lying bitch." Not that I would be surprised if some reporterette said that to, or about, Kayleigh. Or about any woman in his admin, for that matter.

As for giving the WH Press Corpse the benefit of the doubt, some people said that ship sailed in Jan. 2017, and another that it was Jan. 2009. I would put it a lot further back, maybe Jan. 2001. Or maybe Jan. 1981.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 21, 2020 04:44 PM (rpbg1)

205 196 The pears have to be ripe. There's nothing worse than biting into a pear that's hard as an apple
Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2020 04:42 PM (AwPyG)

really love your peaches wanna shake your tree!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2020 04:44 PM (Kpl3J)

206 Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 21, 2020 04:40 PM (kUmUV)


I don't think of "Frankly" as a suggestion that a person is being truthful-because it's usually not about facts that can be verified- but that they're giving their direct opinion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2020 04:44 PM (oDRcK)

207 Backwards, eww. Get better.
There's nothing worse than back pain. You can't lie down, you can't stand up, you can't sit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:44 PM (L2ZTs)

208 Hard and fast rule: when someone starts a sentence with the word "Frankly" you immediately know they are lying.
Posted by: moon_over_ver

The newest verbal tic is, I'm not gonna lie, yada yada yada.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2020 04:44 PM (7bcfy)

209 Hard and fast rule: when someone starts a sentence with the word "Frankly" you immediately know they are lying.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 21, 2020 04:40 PM (kUmUV)
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Screw you!

Posted by: Frank Lee at July 21, 2020 04:44 PM (Eicbe)

210 Just think how good Pot Pie could be if you made it right.
Posted by: Tom Servo

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Stop right there Mister!

Real pot pie has no crusts! Fight me!

The PA German way - https://tinyurl.com/y6fheq9p

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2020 04:44 PM (tIU+r)

211 The pears have to be ripe. There's nothing worse than biting into a pear that's hard as an apple
Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2020 04:42 PM (AwPyG)

Correct. 2nd week of September is about right.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 21, 2020 04:44 PM (QBLfJ)

212 Yeah, like Biden -
"Look, fat..."

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 21, 2020 04:44 PM (TYUJ+)

213
The left has been performing Taqqiya for a long time.

Some of them have been quite shocking and saddening.

Others were like "Oh yeah, sure we knew that!"
Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 04:34 PM (gHWbw)


This is pretty much the entire game plan these days.

Left/Dems are going pure antifa-Commie, the Right are saying "hold my beer" while buying ammo, and in the middle are various Karens and Kens (Elwoods?) that are gasping for air an clutching pearls for trying to keep up with the lies that Progda is blasting them with.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2020 electorate.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 21, 2020 04:45 PM (sy5kK)

214 The answer briefs have been filed in the Flynn case. Powell and the government basically argued what everybody has been saying, which is that Judge Sullivan has no standing to even request an en banc hearing. Some lawyer who wrote an article on it in The Federalist said that we should know in about 10 days whether or not there are enough votes for an en banc. Seems dubious, given that the law from the circuit is pretty clear, but in this age of hyper-partisan, political hack judges who are willing to ignore the law in service of their lefty wet-dreams, who knows?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 21, 2020 04:45 PM (k4dH2)

215 I think the order is:

My girl left me

My truck broke down

My dog died.


The Blues order is a little different:

My woman done left me

She done took my truck too

Went down to the crossroads

Sold my soul to the devilI think the order is:

My girl left me

My truck broke down

My dog died.


The Blues order is a little different:

My woman done left me

She done took my truck too

Went down to the crossroads

Sold my soul to the devil


Even before all that, you have to wake up in the morning. Have I taught you all nothing about the blues?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Masks are BS. Flu season is over. at July 21, 2020 04:45 PM (HaL55)

216 I dunno. Being paralyzed from the neck down from a car accident seems like it would be worse.
Posted by: Insomniac



Somebody's got a case o' the Mondays.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2020 04:45 PM (QLf0x)

217 208 Hard and fast rule: when someone starts a sentence with the word "Frankly" you immediately know they are lying.
Posted by: moon_over_ver

The newest verbal tic is, I'm not gonna lie, yada yada yada.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2020 04:44 PM (7bcfy)

Am I the only one who uses those phrases before saying something blunt or otherwise rude?

Posted by: Someguy at July 21, 2020 04:45 PM (Zm+LZ)

218 My girl left me

My truck broke down

My dog died.

. . .
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 21, 2020


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"Gonna miss that dog. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 21, 2020 04:45 PM (rpbg1)

219 The left floods the zone with free legal advice from the ACLU to stymie immigration agents at DACA events and to stymie LEO at protests. Sometimes they even offer/post handouts of what to say.

Where can someone go for a handout or advice on what to say during a racial brainwashing session at work that would make HR back off?

Posted by: vivi at July 21, 2020 04:46 PM (11H2y)

220 Right after my truck died.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 04:33 PM (NWiLs)

In the rain.

Posted by: blaster


As he was driving his girlfriend to the clinic to have her artificial leg adjusted.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2020 04:46 PM (BM2fS)

221 @202
But you wouldn't be able to compare, right? So my point still stands.

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2020 04:46 PM (AwPyG)

222 Just think how good Pot Pie could be if you made it right.
Posted by: Tom Servo

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stupid random pee testing....

Posted by: harley at July 21, 2020 04:47 PM (yMkuO)

223 194
Karl Marx hated fucking peaches.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 21, 2020 04:42 PM (sWM8x)

_________


Damn, misread that as "preachers" -- and this my non-sequitur attempt at humor response.

Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2020 04:47 PM (YcRSY)

224 We had wild pear trees in the woods behind our house when I was a kid. Remains of some very old orchards, I found out later.

We were constantly trying to eat them before they ripened. They always seemed to be hard as rocks and give you the runs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 21, 2020 04:47 PM (FtO5h)

225 Where can someone go for a handout or advice on what to say during a racial brainwashing session at work that would make HR back off?
Posted by: vivi at July 21, 2020 04:46 PM (11H2y)

I guess changing the phrase "back off" to another phrase that begins with "F" in not acceptable.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 21, 2020 04:47 PM (TYUJ+)

226 49 If, say, a friend of mine wanted to get into the blackmail and smear business, how much does it pay?

Asking for my friend, of course.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 21, 2020 04:16 PM (kA3Cp)

Just your immortal soul.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 21, 2020 04:47 PM (okGHj)

227
As he was driving his girlfriend to the clinic to have her artificial leg adjusted.
Posted by: Sharkman

fuck you

Posted by: Tammy Duckworth at July 21, 2020 04:47 PM (FZYNt)

228 "Gonna miss that dog. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 21, 2020 04:45 PM (rpbg1)
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Yeah.

Posted by: Mr. Bojangles at July 21, 2020 04:47 PM (Eicbe)

229 Jacob Wohl brags about having a GF in DC working in the White House with very high security clearance. He also brags about pimping out his West Coast side piece to Only Fans. He is on Only Fans selling content to gay men.
Wohl is a sociopath with zero loyalties so he would make the perfect Foreign Intel asset. He is a POS.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 21, 2020 04:47 PM (3NXN7)

230
Am I the only one who uses those phrases before saying something blunt or otherwise rude?
Posted by: Someguy at July 21, 20

No, but the way I hear people use that phrase is, I'm not gonna lie, peach cobbler is my favorite dessert.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2020 04:47 PM (7bcfy)

231 Some people say the earth is flat.

Some people think that being infected by Covid-ChicomLungFlu19 is the same as being almost dead.

Some people think Karl Marx had all the right ideas, and the Soviet Union was a swell place.

Posted by: DamnedYankee


Some people thought putting an automatic transmission into a '69 VW was a good idea too.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 04:47 PM (axyOa)

232 We were constantly trying to eat them before they ripened. They always seemed to be hard as rocks and give you the runs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 21, 2020 04:47 PM (FtO5h)

Not so fond memories of biting into a ripe one to discover the core was filled with worms.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 21, 2020 04:48 PM (TYUJ+)

233 Oh, and one more thought about the Kayleigh video: I love that she tells them politely but with zero fucks that "I know you don't want to hear [what I'm saying], that's why you talk over me."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 21, 2020 04:48 PM (rpbg1)

234 Karl Marx hated fucking peaches.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 21, 2020 04:42 PM (sWM8x)

I'd have thought Peaches would have had something to say in the matter.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 21, 2020 04:48 PM (okGHj)

235 First you gotta have a beer for breakfast.

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2020 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

236 I thought I could count on someone named Jacob Hole. Sigh.

Posted by: Jizzlane at July 21, 2020 04:48 PM (EgshT)

237 https://onlyfans.com/jacobawohl

lol

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 21, 2020 04:49 PM (3NXN7)

238 Probably sourced from XiNN...

Posted by: setnaffa at July 21, 2020 04:49 PM (eaJqd)

239 Posted by: Someguy at July 21, 2020 04:45 PM (Zm+LZ)

No, you're not, but I don't say "I"m not going to lie" because, IMO it's a dumb phrase. However, here's an example. I usually don't get into politics with my friends who are moderate/left leaning DEMs but not actually nuts or Communists. So, I could say "Frankly the media is covering up the extent of Joe's dementia." Now it's the truth and I'm being frank, but they're only going to believe what they choose to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2020 04:49 PM (oDRcK)

240 69 Is there a term for when you put out disinformation to muddy the waters?

For example, if you are accused of something (credibly) and you leak other accusations which are easily proven wrong. It makes all the evidence look suspect.

This would be an example as well - leaking information to make it look like the guy who was protecting her was NOT protecting her. It just confuses things and introduces doubt about who to believe.

I think it is very common method to discredit opposition groups against a regime - they introduce provocateurs to make their opposition look bad. Or moles who are unsavory and get the public against the whole group.

It is like a modified limited hangout, but instead of releasing a partial truth (while hiding the bulk of it,) you release BS (still hiding the real truth.)

There has to be a term for it. If not, I am taking applications.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 21, 2020 04:21 PM (LWu6U)
+++++++++++++

I believe the term was first used in Nixon v Kennedy and it was "Ratfucking"

Posted by: Chief Ooooga Booooga at July 21, 2020 04:49 PM (JNTt1)

241 If, say, a friend of mine wanted to get into the blackmail and smear business, how much does it pay?

Asking for my friend, of course.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 21, 2020 04:16 PM (kA3Cp)

Just your immortal soul.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 21, 2020


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For a lotta people in America today, that ship has not only sailed, it's out of sight over the horizon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 21, 2020 04:49 PM (rpbg1)

242 I don't think of "Frankly" as a suggestion that a person is being truthful-because it's usually not about facts that can be verified- but that they're giving their direct opinion.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2020 04:44 PM (oDRcK)

Shirley, you jest.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2020 04:49 PM (Kpl3J)

243 Uh, OK, whatever.

Speaking of Ghislane, here's a deep dive on her TerraMar project. That's a lot of VIPs involved - but what did they actually do, and did they really only get $200k in donations - that doesn't sound right. . .?

https://tinyurl.com/y2h2zznw

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2020 04:49 PM (bDqIh)

244 I paid one dollar to pick up a bandana that qualifies as a legit face mask. I would have paid an extra dollar if the mask spelled out, "Fuck you," across the front, but I was at a family dollar store.

Posted by: Fritz at July 21, 2020 04:50 PM (0X9gA)

245 Where can someone go for a handout or advice on what to say during a racial brainwashing session at work that would make HR back off?


I'd just say "You all go ahead. I don't need this since I'm not a racist."

And if anything is said to the contrary? "Prove it."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Masks are BS. Flu season is over. at July 21, 2020 04:50 PM (HaL55)

246 Berkman tried to pick up lesbians at a gay pride parade.

He's arguably not that smart.

Posted by: Simplemind at July 21, 2020 04:51 PM (yshFD)

247
I think the order is:

My girl left me

My truck broke down

My dog died.

At that point any self respecting loser goes to a bar to drink himself to death which is where the song begins.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 04:36 PM (gHWbw)
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Yes, but you didn't specify the drink at the bar.

It is certainly not a Cosmopolitan.

Or a Pina Colada.

Other than forgetting to specify whisky, you have all the necessary topics to become a top-selling Country star!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 21, 2020 04:51 PM (sy5kK)

248 Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2020 04:42 PM (ZLI7S)


Well the character maybe. But Clark Gabel was definitely lying.

In fact that's all the actors(esses) really do. That's there job to convince observers of them expressing something that's actually false. Made up.

Which is why I always wonder why people tend to listen to what they say. They're for HIRE for crying out loud!

They will take money (or other commodity) in return for telling lies to a target audience.

Like Politicians only better looking. Usually.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 04:51 PM (gHWbw)

249 $25k seems kinda low.

Posted by: So What at July 21, 2020 04:51 PM (fEZK4)

250 At FB, Larry Correia just went apeshit on everyone posting never-ending debates re "wear a mask/don't wear a mask" on his page.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:52 PM (L2ZTs)

251 Where can someone go for a handout or advice on what to say during a racial brainwashing session at work that would make HR back off?


If your a Vet, it's easy. Just ask, "Ever been on a battlefield?" Red is the only color that matters there.
Then follow up by pointing out there are a couple million vets who are getting real sick of this civilian racial bullshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 04:52 PM (axyOa)

252 Might have paid the extra dollar

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2020 04:52 PM (6f16T)

253 I know of one wild apple tree 5 minute walk from my house that has the best wild apples I think I've ever tasted. Store quality. And a higher percentage bug-free than usual.

I keep that one a secret. It's right near some saskatoon trees too, so I can double-up on free fruit.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 21, 2020 04:53 PM (FtO5h)

254 @240
this "disinformation campaign" stuff has been around as long as people have been accusing each other, which is why there are strict rules of evidence.

And its amazing, how the story will change when people are put under oath--which is exactly why all congress people--both left and right--made sure the public never heard what was said when the Russiagate witnesses were deposed. Because they said the opposite of what they'd said on TV

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2020 04:53 PM (AwPyG)

255 >>In fact that's all the actors(esses) really do. That's there job to convince observers of them expressing something that's actually false. Made up.


Frankly, aren't we all honestly just actors and all the world's a stage?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2020 04:53 PM (ZLI7S)

256 Where can someone go for a handout or advice on what to say during a racial brainwashing session at work that would make HR back off?

Here's some advice about what to say from a labor and employment lawyer (writing under a pseudonym, lol):

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyy5ud8m

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 21, 2020 04:54 PM (k4dH2)

257 245 Where can someone go for a handout or advice on what to say during a racial brainwashing session at work that would make HR back off?


I'd just say "You all go ahead. I don't need this since I'm not a racist."

And if anything is said to the contrary? "Prove it."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Saying "I'm not a racist" is EXACTLY what they're hoping you say -- that's falling into their trap.

They have a whole script designed to humiliate you and back you into a corner if you claim to not be a racist.

Best plan is to say as little as possible. Just endure it.

Take revenge in other ways, at other times.

Outing yourself DURING the session will get you marked for termination, no matter how clever and devastating your rebuttal may be.

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2020 04:54 PM (HEEq1)

258 We're having a crate each of free stone peaches and nectarines delivered Saturday! Along with 10 lbs of Blueberries and Lapin cherries.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 21, 2020 04:54 PM (7d+M5)

259 234 Karl Marx hated fucking peaches.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 21, 2020 04:42 PM (sWM8x)



Another fact the Howard Zinn history books have erased.

No wonder why our public school kids know nothing about history.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 21, 2020 04:54 PM (sy5kK)

260 LCD, send me your How To Become A Country Star video!! I'll gladly pay the $29.95!!

Does it also cover how to stage your comeback after 15 years of hard drinkin' and partyin'?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:54 PM (L2ZTs)

261 Looks like the President's presser is commencin' to commence.

Posted by: Old Dude at July 21, 2020 04:54 PM (LGXGf)

262 You know who else worked hard to smear opponents of her husband?

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2020 04:54 PM (6f16T)

263 NOOD Ted Cruz and Mark Cuban

Posted by: random lurker commenter at July 21, 2020 04:55 PM (48RE5)

264 I remember a Sherlock Holmes story about a Master Blackmailer, and realized that couldn't happen today because We have No Shame, None whatsoever. Gay affairs with lots of men? That gets you your own TV show! You can cut up live babies and sell the parts and brag about it on TV, is there anything so low that anyone would actually be ashamed for it to be known?

Oh well I guess I do. I confess, I've got a MAGA hat hanging on a hook somewhere, and I've even got a Confederate Battle Flag folded up and hidden in a drawer somewhere. Well I ain't gonna pay up, so you just gotta find someone else to work on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2020 04:55 PM (Kpl3J)

265 You know who else worked hard to smear opponents of her husband?
Posted by: Skip



This one isn't Hitler. I can tell.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2020 04:55 PM (QLf0x)

266 Word in the konspiracy krazysphere is that Maxwell and Epstein are both Mossad, and the former was the one in control.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 21, 2020 04:56 PM (ZCiJZ)

267 180 146 Insom, ever considered starting up a new career as a blues singer?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:34 PM (L2ZTs)


Nobody leaves this blog without singin' the blues!

*****

No one here likes "Adventures in Babysitting"?

No one likes me??

It's better than "Prometheus", and I'm hotter than that wackadoo Charlize Theron!

Posted by: Elizabeth Shue at July 21, 2020 04:56 PM (BgMrQ)

268 Ghis who, what? Oh.

And the "therapeutics and vaccines" refrain is almost as lame as the mask stuff. Therapeutics - probably more progress there from just learning/changing existing standard of care than anything "new" - a very normal progression. And vaccine .....

For a disease with a fraction of the mortality (or even symptomatic case rate) of influenza for most of the population?

Little comfort, but UK's even more incoherent and unserious at the national level now. Nature will mostly take care of it (virus will fade per normal path), but it's a troubling performance.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 21, 2020 04:56 PM (OTzUX)

269 257 Saying "I'm not a racist" is EXACTLY what they're hoping you say -- that's falling into their trap.

They have a whole script designed to humiliate you and back you into a corner if you claim to not be a racist.

Best plan is to say as little as possible. Just endure it.

Take revenge in other ways, at other times.

Outing yourself DURING the session will get you marked for termination, no matter how clever and devastating your rebuttal may be.
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2020 04:54 PM (HEEq1)

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I've heard that taking up a very sympathetic tone but asking prodding questions that undermine the logic of the exercise is a good way.

"I hate racism. It's just so bad, and I wonder if you could help me understand something. Am I, as a white person, supposed to give preferential treatment to a black colleague in terms of praise?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 21, 2020 04:56 PM (M96SS)

270 Outing yourself DURING the session will get you marked for termination, no matter how clever and devastating your rebuttal may be.
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2020 04:54 PM (HEEq1)

I agree - it'd be like being the first one to stop clapping after one of Uncle Joe Stalin's speeches.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2020 04:56 PM (Kpl3J)

271 Cuban is one of those moderate centrists National Review would love to some day run for President.

Posted by: So What at July 21, 2020 04:57 PM (fEZK4)

272 Those "This Mask is as Useless as My (Governor/Mayor)" masks all seem to be out of stock on Amazon.

Or are they supressing them, maybe.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 21, 2020 04:57 PM (FtO5h)

273 Elizabeth, I just watched it a few months ago. Great flick. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:57 PM (L2ZTs)

274 Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 04:51 PM (gHWbw)

An actor is a performer. They are paid to preform roles that are written for them or do plays from long ago. Do I think the guy paid to play Sir Thomas More in "A Man For all Seasons" actually was lying in trying to convince people he was Sir Thomas More?. He knew he wasn't Sir Thomas More and so did they.Nobody was fooled. They just enjoyed his performance. I wouldn't compare actors to actual liars who aren't actors, but who are trying to fool people for personal benefit. However, you don't have to take their word on politics for having any value simply because they are actors

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2020 04:58 PM (oDRcK)

275 Outing yourself DURING the session will get you marked for termination, no matter how clever and devastating your rebuttal may be.
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2020 04:54 PM (

True. The parting with my old company in Portland started with me pointing out that if our workforce was to match our customer base which minority co-workers were going to be let go. Our customer base was 80+ percent white

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 21, 2020 04:58 PM (7d+M5)

276 Are people here going to refuse to take the CV19 vaccine when it comes out?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:59 PM (L2ZTs)

277 247
I think the order is:

My girl left me

My truck broke down

My dog died.

At that point any self respecting loser goes to a bar to drink himself to death which is where the song begins.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 04:36 PM (gHWbw)
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Yes, but you didn't specify the drink at the bar.

It is certainly not a Cosmopolitan.

Or a Pina Colada.

Other than forgetting to specify whisky, you have all the necessary topics to become a top-selling Country star!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 21, 2020 04:51 PM (sy5kK)



Come to think of it, if, in a Country song, the guy did order a Cosmo or a Pina Colada at the bar after his girl left him, his dog ran away, and his truck broke down, would that be considered Country/Western porn?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 21, 2020 04:59 PM (sy5kK)

278 Are people here going to refuse to take the CV19 vaccine when it comes out?

hell yes

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 21, 2020 05:00 PM (ZCiJZ)

279 Oops, meant to ask that question at the new thread.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 05:01 PM (L2ZTs)

280 Hey shibumi, haven't seen you in a while. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 05:01 PM (L2ZTs)

281 So why is there no Pear Pie?

Think about it.

Posted by: eleven



I'm pretty sure it has something to do with how OVERWHELMINGLY YUGE the Universe is.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2020 05:01 PM (BM2fS)

282 Saying "I'm not a racist" is EXACTLY what they're hoping you say -- that's falling into their trap.

They have a whole script designed to humiliate you and back you into a corner if you claim to not be a racist.
__________________

Here is what a labor/employment lawyer is suggesting you say:

"I don't agree that I have an unconscious bias against people who are different from me. You're telling me what I think and what I believe. If you want to know what I think, you can ask me. If you want to tell me about your own biases and prejudices, I'll listen.

But it's not appropriate for me to tell you what you think. It's not fair to assign me an opinion about other people. You don't know me. And I won't agree to you making assumptions about my beliefs.

If the trainer persists, or you are disciplined for resisting this racial stereotype, file a discrimination complaint with Human Resources. It's not legal to discriminate against any race or skin color--yes, even Caucasians."

Also, if they are using that stupid "White Fragility" book, you could point out that it is junk science. IOW, total bullshit that is not based on any type of scientific evidence. The claim that all white people have "unconscious biases" is an unprovable hypothesis, based upon a racist stereotype.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 21, 2020 05:02 PM (k4dH2)

283 270 Outing yourself DURING the session will get you marked for termination, no matter how clever and devastating your rebuttal may be.
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2020 04:54 PM (HEEq1)

I agree - it'd be like being the first one to stop clapping after one of Uncle Joe Stalin's speeches.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2020 04:56 PM (Kpl3J)

Better to shiv as many of the bastards as possible instead of simply marking oneself.

Posted by: Someguy at July 21, 2020 05:02 PM (Zm+LZ)

284 276 Are people here going to refuse to take the CV19 vaccine when it comes out?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:59 PM (L2ZTs)
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Since I already caught it last December, and powered through it the 3 days I had it, I don't see why that makes much sense.

But then again, CNN and MSNBC exist, and that doesn't make much sense, either.

Hell, Emperor Inslee will probably require it and track everyone who refuses.

Good luck on that one, Jay.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 21, 2020 05:03 PM (sy5kK)

285 Only way to put an end to this mask-wearing BS is to start wearing the Bright Red TRUMP 2020 masks.

I don't want to die.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 21, 2020 05:04 PM (dUJdY)

286 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 04:59 PM (L2ZTs)

This cat is, never had a flu shot either.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2020 05:07 PM (6f16T)

287 >>I've heard that taking up a very sympathetic tone but asking prodding questions that undermine the logic of the exercise is a good way.

"I hate racism. It's just so bad, and I wonder if you could help me understand something. Am I, as a white person, supposed to give preferential treatment to a black colleague in terms of praise?"

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Oooh, passive-aggressive. Love it!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2020 05:08 PM (bDqIh)

288 FAUXci didn't get invited top PC

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 21, 2020 05:11 PM (1Dmt5)

289 Deleted this because people are saying Wohl/Burkman might have tricked Daily Mail by falsely claiming to be working for Ghislaine Maxwell. Zing! Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) July 21, 2020
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How Da Fuck do Real Reporters get punk'd by Beavis & Butthead

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 21, 2020 05:12 PM (1Dmt5)

290 I remember when our daughter was eating raspberry baby food and how cute it was when she got it all over her face.

She wore a raspberry puree, the kind you find at the grocery store.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2020 05:13 PM (r+sAi)

291 Willowed again

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2020 05:15 PM (6f16T)

292 There has to be a term for it. If not, I am taking applications.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 21, 2020 04:21 PM (LWu6U)
=============================================Chewbacca defense? re. Southpark

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 21, 2020 05:33 PM (g2uaa)

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