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BBC Head of Standards: Our Stupid, Weak-Willed Nasty Bully "Journalists" Have Become Addicted to Twitter, a "Toxic" Site Which Is Increasing Journalists' Pre-Existing Toxicity and Mental Illness
I added a little to the headline, but it's mostly as it appeared in the original and it's all true besides.
BBC journalists addicted to 'toxic' Twitter, says boss Some BBC journalists have become addicted to Twitter, the corporation's head of standards has admitted as he warned that staff must be careful about how they use the "toxic" platform. The broadcaster has commissioned a review of how reporters and programmes use social media amid fears that the desire to "go viral" is undermining its reputation for impartiality and accuracy. David Jordan, the BBC's director of editorial policy and standards, disclosed that some staff had already been disciplined for "egregious" violations of social media guidelines. Corporation journalists had been seduced by the instant gratification of social media, he said, posing risks to the BBC brand as the tone of debate on such platforms sours.More:
Mr Jordan believes that social media websites can be 'toxic' and amid a desire to go viral which could overshadow an editorial necessity for impartiality and accuracy. He added: 'The way social media has developed in recent times, particularly Twitter, has become adversarial, more argumentative, more combative, more polarised and sometimes toxic. 'It can suck people in, the immediacy of it can be alluring, the live dynamics of it can be seductive to some people.'Plus, lol:
The corporation is also set to announce 100 more job losses in the news department in a bid to make savings.Awww, sad!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 06:39 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 06:41 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 17, 2020 06:41 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 06:41 PM (hku12)
https://tinyurl.com/yxm7k3j9
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 06:43 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 06:43 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 06:43 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 17, 2020 06:43 PM (0IMgo)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 17, 2020 06:43 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 17, 2020 06:43 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 06:43 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at July 17, 2020 06:43 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 17, 2020 06:44 PM (wOAhh)
I decided some time ago to be an entirely private person. That seems now to be eminently sensible.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 06:44 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2020 06:44 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 17, 2020 06:45 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 17, 2020 06:45 PM (59YkD)
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 06:45 PM (TdMsT)
Funny how they lost that reputation well before Twitter existed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2020 06:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 17, 2020 06:45 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2020 06:45 PM (q1Pj5)
https://tinyurl.com/yxm7k3j9
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM (dLLD6)
Oh, FFS.
Why did I try that link?
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 17, 2020 06:45 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at July 17, 2020 06:43 PM (vCA4F)
That was completely above board. I did not misrepresent what you were going to find.
I also find it deeply disturbing that you followed the link.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:45 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: 11B40 at July 17, 2020 06:45 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 17, 2020 06:46 PM (0IMgo)
They get to say things that would get them a fat lip in real life.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 06:46 PM (MwouV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 06:46 PM (oDRcK)
https://tinyurl.com/yxm7k3j9
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM (dLLD6)
not. clicking. that. link.
Posted by: baterup at July 17, 2020 06:46 PM (K4I9O)
That was completely above board. I did not misrepresent what you were going to find.
I also find it deeply disturbing that you followed the link.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:45 PM (dLLD6)
I wasn't aware that walruses wore bikinis.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at July 17, 2020 06:47 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 06:47 PM (Rbu5d)
So what happens if you get slagged on social media but you never read it?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 06:47 PM (mht8P)
That's comedy gold, Jerry!
Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy and now....judiciary at July 17, 2020 06:47 PM (x6XkS)
I do understand the allure of Twitter. I played there for a few years, and was pleased when my follows increased. But they bounced me several months ago, and I haven't been back except to follow the occasional link to it from here and a few other places.
It is liberating! It truly is a sewer. And a manipulative cesspool of leftist group-think.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:47 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 17, 2020 06:48 PM (4vNgL)
She's not "challenging norms of female beauty" -- she's strongly reinforcing them, by presenting an alternative which is repellant.
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 06:48 PM (PbpT7)
I was wondering when we would hear from Mrs. Moo-Moo again.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2020 06:49 PM (oVJmc)
I wish the beeb would cancel Dr Who, just to stop the pain.
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 06:47 PM (Rbu5d)
Dr. Who ended when Tom Baker left
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2020 06:49 PM (OHHAT)
https://tinyurl.com/yxm7k3j9
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM
The headline said she "radiates confidence".
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 06:49 PM (COzlW)
"Journalists" who work for a publishing corporation or a broadcasting organization, should not be allowed to have their own Twitter accounts.
Put your words in the paper, or on the screen that pays you.
Or quit and become independent.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2020 06:49 PM (sy5kK)
Sounds like similar grounds as the tobacco lawsuits. "I got addicted to this toxic product that evil businessmen knew the dangers of and now my life is ruined!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 06:50 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 06:50 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2020 06:50 PM (OHHAT)
Posted by: gp at July 17, 2020 06:50 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 17, 2020 06:50 PM (ExV1e)
Like full stop. Not just simply instruct them to be polite, just don't use it at all.
Institute a Use-It-And-Lose-It policy.
On the other hand it is enlightening to see that people you thought were grown-ups all still behave like high school kids.
Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2020 06:50 PM (A78+B)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 17, 2020 06:50 PM (wOAhh)
If we had people in Washington who actually cared about the nation's mental health, socialist media would've been outlawed the day after it made its debut.
It's just like electronic heroin and just as deadly, but in a different way. Hell, look what it's doing to our country right now. Everybody has lost their mind.
Every. Body.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 06:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 06:51 PM (COzlW)
https://tinyurl.com/yxm7k3j9
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM
The headline said she "radiates confidence".
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey
That's not confidence. It's stench.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2020 06:51 PM (+y/Ru)
The sea was angry that day , my friend.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 17, 2020 06:51 PM (59YkD)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 17, 2020 06:51 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 06:48 PM (PbpT7)
Because she is a classic narcissist and truly believes that her personal ideals are more important than anyone else's. And when I say "narcissist," I mean the clinical definition.
[Sorry about threadjacking. I thought the juxtaposition of a Daily Mail link to that fat loon would be amusing against the BBC's whines]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:51 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2020 06:51 PM (XTyi0)
She's ugly and she knows it and she compulsively exposes herself because she's a neurotic attention whore and expects us all to clap for her.
Sure. 'Confidence.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2020 06:52 PM (oVJmc)
Dr. Who ended when Tom Baker left
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2020 06:49 PM (OHHAT)
Yes.
However, I watched Nine and Ten. Some of Eleven. Stopped entirely sometime during that excrement.
But what I read about it now. . . Awful.
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 06:52 PM (Rbu5d)
https://tinyurl.com/yxm7k3j9
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM (dLLD6)
*Goes to link*
*Chops off dick*
Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2020 06:52 PM (A78+B)
*spits*
need a nother beer ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 17, 2020 06:52 PM (0IMgo)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2020 06:49 PM
This guy gets it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 06:52 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2020 06:53 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: clutch cargo
Because you saw the word skimpy bikini and the brain in your dick said go for it.
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2020 06:53 PM (XTyi0)
she radiates yeast.
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 06:50 PM (PbpT7)
Yeast grows well in the folds.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 06:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bosk at July 17, 2020 06:53 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Lorna Bobbit at July 17, 2020 06:54 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 06:54 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:54 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 17, 2020 06:54 PM (VcFUs)
I like Malkin, but who wants to watch angry people sit in their home office and yell at the monitor for hours? But there sure does seem to be a lot of that lately.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 17, 2020 06:55 PM (LWu6U)
However, I watched Nine and Ten. Some of Eleven. Stopped entirely sometime during that excrement.
But what I read about it now. . . Awful.
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 06:52 PM (Rbu5d)
I barely got through the Colin Baker years and gave up with that douche Sylvester McCoy. I watched one season of the reboot and couple of the other ones and it just wasn't Dr Who
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2020 06:55 PM (OHHAT)
That sounds suspiciously like white supremacy. Someone's begging for a canceling.
Posted by: perilisk at July 17, 2020 06:55 PM (9p+wn)
Posted by: Justin Amash at July 17, 2020 06:55 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Pliney at July 17, 2020 06:55 PM (nzKWW)
I thought they were extinct.
What we have now are just lazy, stupid ex college students with mountains of debt. Who think they are relevant, but the world has passed them by.
They need to get a real job if they can deal with one.
Posted by: Case at July 17, 2020 06:55 PM (A+87M)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2020 06:55 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Yes. She said it is the editor. She also let slip a very interesting point. She said the newspapers used to be the first draft of history. Mostly facts etc. Now, she said, the editors are deciding what history is going to be, *OrangeMan thinks COVID is a hoax*, and then they publish stories to support that history, and, of course, never publish stories that do not support their narrative.
Posted by: MikeM at July 17, 2020 06:56 PM (9Amlu)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 17, 2020 06:54 PM
Let's not make a mountain out of a mohel.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 06:56 PM (DMUuz)
if it's about Ben Shapiro, then I want to watch.
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 06:56 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:45 PM
When did we stop doing extreme spider close ups? Those were less disturbing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 06:56 PM (ejd/p)
lol
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
·
19m
I am the ultimate member of The Book of the Month Club.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 17, 2020 06:56 PM (59YkD)
she doesn't write anymore. Her creative output is limited to posting disgusting pictures of herself sitting on the shitter.
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 06:54 PM (PbpT7)
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Fucking bitch. I came up with it first, but no one cared.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 17, 2020 06:56 PM (cfSRQ)
Anything to keep them from diddling the children, I say.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 17, 2020 06:56 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Justin Amash at July 17, 2020 06:55 PM (sWM8x)
More family time...aka no chance
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 17, 2020 06:56 PM (/6GbT)
The sea was angry that day , my friend.
"I found myself right on top - face to face with the blowhole"
Posted by: DitkaCA at July 17, 2020 06:56 PM (kVjCi)
I completely agree. Twitter is a two edged sword, and there are a lot of big accounts, largely anonymous, who are turning the tide in the right direction
There's a reason they're frantically shadowbanning.
Posted by: artemis at July 17, 2020 06:56 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 17, 2020 06:57 PM (sWM8x)
I did my annual IT security training today, and there was a video where a creepy-looking guy accosts another dude in the bathroom and proceeds to chat cheerily with him about the promotion he (the other dude) just got, his wife's zumba class, their upcoming trip to Mexico, his kid's pictures from the concert he just went to, etc. - all of which he'd learned on social media. I loved it because that kind of crap is exactly why my husband and I do NOT share every little detail of our lives on social media!
The other is that a coworker, who I suspect is conservative, and I were discussing the difficulty of making an argument to the public about the value of our work, and we agreed that if you can't put it in an infographic or 140 characters, you can't get across to most people. Social media is literally reprogramming people's brains.
The best cure, in my opinion, is long form reading.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 17, 2020 06:57 PM (rWZ8Y)
A bunch of witty, intelligent, sarcastic smart asses. Unfortunately I only fall in to one of those categories.
I'm cool with that.
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at July 17, 2020 06:57 PM (0kZUG)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 17, 2020 06:57 PM (icI8A)
He can be quite a funny guy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 06:57 PM (oDRcK)
Well, you won't have Justin Amash to kick around any more.
Posted by: Justin Amash at July 17, 2020 06:55 PM (sWM8x)
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Weird how he came out as Super Never Trump, hinted he'd run as a Libertarian, and then pocked all that money and walked away.
Inexplicable.
Totally unexpected.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 06:58 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 17, 2020 06:58 PM (icI8A)
Campbell's Tomato Soup is best made using half milk and half water.
I thought I could get away just once with not making a statement of white superiority, but I just realized that milk is white.
Damn.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2020 06:59 PM (sy5kK)
What universe is he living in?
The BBC lost all reputation for "impartiality" about 40 years ago. These days, it puts MSNBC to shame as the most outrageously biased left-wing meme-hole on either side of the Atlantic. They just imagine that if you deliver leftist framworks with a classy British accent, then suddenly it all seems very centrist and impartial.
They don;'t know know that they are a laughingtock. Amazing.
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 06:59 PM (HEEq1)
So she's no longer doing printed language and went straight to pictures, eh?
She didn't even try pointing and grunting on the way down there. How efficient of xer.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 06:59 PM (HaL55)
Simps get the bullet.
Lena Dunham gets rendered into a year's supply of soap.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 17, 2020 06:57 PM (icI8A)
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The hogs turned their noses up at her. They do have standards.
Posted by: Collective Farmer at July 17, 2020 06:59 PM (cfSRQ)
https://tinyurl.com/yxm7k3j9
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM
Looks like she's all dressed up for trip to Walmart.
Posted by: YIKES! at July 17, 2020 07:00 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 06:57 PM (oDRcK)
Funny. How funny? Funny like a clown?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2020 07:00 PM (OHHAT)
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 07:00 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2020 07:00 PM (3JYDJ)
Damn.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2020 06:59 PM (sy5kK).
Use Chocolate for the feelz
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 17, 2020 07:00 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at July 17, 2020 07:01 PM (Vy7tf)
I don't understand how Lena Dunham is a celebrity, at all. There is literally nothing attractive about her.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2020 07:00 PM (3JYDJ)
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Nepotism.
Same as me.
Deal with it.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 17, 2020 07:01 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 07:01 PM (mht8P)
P.S. The secretary of state has no fucking excuse for not following the rules.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 17, 2020 07:01 PM (rWZ8Y)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A
SFW
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 17, 2020 07:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 06:56 PM
Seeing me magnified 10x is still less disgusting than Lena Dunham in a bikini. I wouldn't bite that with another spider's fangs.
Posted by: Face-sized spider at July 17, 2020 07:02 PM (COzlW)
YOu don't say
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:02 PM (KZzsI)
https://tinyurl.com/yxm7k3j9
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM
I trusted you.
I'm beginning to understand why bluebell is such a mensch a bit more.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 07:02 PM (DMUuz)
Same as me.
Deal with it.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 17, 2020 07:01 PM (cfSRQ)
Her parents are famous? I didn't know that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2020 07:03 PM (3JYDJ)
Sure, that's the reason.
Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2020 07:03 PM (Lt1JN)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 17, 2020 07:03 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2020 07:00 PM
Rich white woke parents.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 07:03 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 07:03 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 07:02 PM (DMUuz)
Did I misrepresent the link? My honor is at stake here!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 07:03 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: The 'Rona at July 17, 2020 07:04 PM (Lt1JN)
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2020 07:04 PM (Izzlo)
Mr Jordan believes that social media websites can be 'toxic' and amid a desire to go viral which could overshadow an editorial necessity for impartiality and accuracy.
*laughs hysterically*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 07:04 PM (mht8P)
People who do "curbside loading" and thus block traffic at the grocery should be flogged.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 07:01 PM (mht8P)
Local store has a pull off for that(I think its officially called a fire lane, but who's keeping track)
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 17, 2020 07:04 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2020 07:04 PM (XTyi0)
BUT if one takes the blue pill of ignorance, there will be adoring approval from leftists that have too much power ... over your job and education. Blue pilled people also think Hollywood Stars love them I suppose, in their make believe world where they think the Friends cast are really their friends.
Too many social settings also reinforce the blue pill approval addiction ... in too many centers of culture.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2020 07:04 PM (Cus5s)
Search "aoyama square" on YT. Brilliant Japanese craftsmen, mostly no talking (but when there is, there are subtitles). Short and sweet.
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 07:05 PM (Rbu5d)
The two cannot coexist. You're making confessions not to a priest but to an executioner. Anything that might stray from any orthodoxy, however benign, is going to get you harassed and worse. And anything orthodox is so banal as to be not worth reading/saying. So we have the paradox where to speak is to get silenced.
We live in interesting times.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 17, 2020 07:05 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 06:54 PM (PbpT7)
Um, how much does this pay?
Posted by: Vox reporter, just laid off and looking for work at July 17, 2020 07:05 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 17, 2020 07:05 PM (ufFY8)
And they actually have done that. Now, in every imaginable article in every imaginable way, they manage to sneak in climate change.
Typical BBC article goes like this:
Pakistani Gang Rape Riles Up Twitter Outrage
Twitter was aflame with outrage today after a judge in Lahore freed five accused rapists after their lawyer decried the victim an an "infidel whore."
Responses included this tweet from Airhead Smyth-Jones, finalist on the UK's "Love Castle" 2013 season:
@LahoreRape I am so sad!
-- Airhead Smyth-Jones
Meteorologists have noted that gang rapes will continue to rise in developing nations as climate change disproportionately impacts minorities."
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 07:05 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: artemis at July 17, 2020 07:05 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 07:05 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 07:02 PM (DMUuz)
Did I misrepresent the link? My honor is at stake here!
...
I assumed it was a trick and that the link would lead to a Kate Upton picture.
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 07:06 PM (PbpT7)
two posts in a row about cow farts
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 07:03 PM (PbpT7)
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Theme of the evening, apparently.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 07:06 PM (cfSRQ)
I also find it deeply disturbing that you followed the link.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:45 PM (dLLD6)
I wasn't aware that walruses wore bikinis.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free!
Koo-koo-ka choo!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 17, 2020 07:07 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 07:07 PM (HEEq1)
The BBC is spending £100 million on 'diversity initiatives.' The layoffs are because the money has been moved elsewhere.
Remove space after bbc-
https://order-order.com/2020/07/02/bbc- announces-another-450-job-cuts-a-week-after-100-million-diversity-announcement/
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 17, 2020 07:07 PM (iZJLA)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 17, 2020 07:07 PM (Lt1JN)
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 07:05 PM (HEEq1)
I'm bored, waiting for the troll, who is definitely slowing down, so I fixed it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 07:07 PM (dLLD6)
That was a clever and true way to phrase it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 07:07 PM (oDRcK)
When did a gaggle of electrons become sentient enough to dictate to our elected officials what they should say and do?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 07:07 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 07:05 PM
*points at bunghole*
*points at zombie*
Soon.
Posted by: The Barrel at July 17, 2020 07:07 PM (ejd/p)
That's absurd. There is no free speech on twiter.
Posted by: freaked, a man, a plan, and some &&s at July 17, 2020 07:07 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2020 07:08 PM (ptqGC)
Oh wait, that's the driver's wife.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 17, 2020 07:08 PM (wOAhh)
Posted by: artemis at July 17, 2020 07:05 PM
It kinda seems like there're gate keepers.
Posted by: all the shadowbanned non-leftists at July 17, 2020 07:08 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Thank you!!! AI assumed it was Ace, but you get the deserved credit!
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 07:08 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 07:06 PM (PbpT7)
Like this?
https://tinyurl.com/y4t4av9p
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 07:08 PM (dLLD6)
I like Malkin, but who wants to watch angry people sit in their home
office and yell at the monitor for hours? But there sure does seem to
be a lot of that lately.
easier than typing up an article, just hit "record" and start yelling
Posted by: brak at July 17, 2020 07:09 PM (cG+eD)
[Sorry about threadjacking. I thought the juxtaposition of a Daily Mail link to that fat loon would be amusing against the BBC's whines]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
In another reality, your comment could have been banned under the "100 comment rule".
And Lena Dunham is now going to be obsolete. I doubt you will ever see her in any kind of "entertainment" again.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 17, 2020 07:09 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 07:07 PM (dLLD6)
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I was distracted by the Lena Dunham pictures. Totally hawt!
Posted by: The Troll at July 17, 2020 07:09 PM (cfSRQ)
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No gatekeepers? That's gold!
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2020 07:09 PM (Izzlo)
take a peek at @realDonaldTrump and @realJamesWoods, just for starters.
Saying whatever they want to a massive audience.
Posted by: artemis at July 17, 2020 07:10 PM (AwPyG)
The New York Mets bullpen collapsed again last night in an 8-5 loss to the Washington Nationals. In a skid that has seen the Mets lose 8 of their last 12 games, often in the late innings, general manager Brodie Van Wagenen blamed climate change for the dismal season.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 07:10 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2020 07:10 PM (XhWtx)
Parents like hers.....SMH.
Were it not for them, I honestly think that she could be a happy person.
Being a zaftig gal myself, I will not pass judgment on her. It's hard knowing that mean girls are sniggering about you behind your back.
There is an awful lot of damage in that girl. I just pray that one day she finds TRUE love with someone who will treat her gently.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 17, 2020 07:10 PM (SRRAx)
Any room on the Couch of Sympathy?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 06:39 PM (TdMsT)
My couch is broad, comfortable and welcoming.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 07:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 07:03 PM (PbpT7)
Finally, AoS is starting to cover the important issues facing our planet.
Posted by: Teachers Union Curriculum advisor at July 17, 2020 07:10 PM (sy5kK)
Tells you all you need to know about the BBC.
Not that BBC, the other BBC. Yeah, that one.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2020 07:11 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 07:11 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 07:03 PM
Upon review, I can't say you misrepresented it, but I do feel my trust in CoBs has been abused to a degree. The visual enormity of that spectacle was more than you prepared us for. Much like OM's Hillary! pants picture, you shouldn't blunder into a true hippocampus-searing experience like that one, or this one unprepared.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 07:11 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: holygoat at July 17, 2020 07:12 PM (I/fcE)
Helpful internet tip:
If you are having difficulty with the link, just google search keywords "BBC Addicted".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2020 07:12 PM (/r8Yt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 07:10 PM
"Say hello to the Sofa of Reasonable Comfort."
*bonus points and ampersands for naming the source of that obscure reference*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:12 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: squeakywheel at July 17, 2020 07:12 PM (3SGsa)
Like this?
https://tinyurl.com/y4t4av9p
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 07:08 PM (dLLD6)
Awwww. Very cute.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 07:12 PM (TdMsT)
do feel my trust in CoBs has been abused to a degree. The visual
enormity of that spectacle was more than you prepared us for. Much like
OM's Hillary! pants picture, you shouldn't blunder into a true
hippocampus-searing experience like that one, or this one unprepared.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 07:11 PM (DMUuz)
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Clicking on links here is like playing Russian roulette.
With an autoloader.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 07:12 PM (cfSRQ)
They usually get some kind of last gasp, like Amy Schumer's full nudity in an upcoming HBO show.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 07:12 PM (COzlW)
With great power comes great responsibility.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 07:11 PM (DMUuz)
That's fair.
How's this? https://tinyurl.com/y3qhdkna
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 07:13 PM (dLLD6)
They are?
She did?
What's an Oberlin?
Is that like a henway?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 07:13 PM (HaL55)
Yes it is. And it's a topic the media isn't about to broach. Might a) upset the mob and b) upset those who want to profit from mob mentality (aka idiots).
Cavemen communicated with images. Then we evolved and became sophisticated. Then we produced emoji-cation. Humans regressed at the speed of thought. And we were here to witness the beginning of the end.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 17, 2020 07:13 PM (HhXSr)
How can this possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2020 07:14 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 07:14 PM (PwY6a)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2020 07:10 PM (XhWtx)
He was actually on Thames Television, not the BBC
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2020 07:14 PM (Izzlo)
Like this?
https://tinyurl.com/y4t4av9p
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 07:08 PM (dLLD6)
I have a surprise for her.
Posted by: Surprise Otter at July 17, 2020 07:14 PM (ufFY8)
Lena's parents are artistes, my dear. Famous in their fields, not Brad Pitt famous. Lena went to Oberlin, surprise surprise.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 07:11 PM (COzlW)
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She also molested her sister and felt secure enough to brag about it in a book.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 07:14 PM (cfSRQ)
Well that is super disturbing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:14 PM (KZzsI)
https://tinyurl.com/y4t4av9p
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 07:08 PM
Now we're cooking with gas!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:14 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 07:11 PM (COzlW)
I know a Senior Citizen who went to Oberlin in the 50's. Lovely person. Played on their womens' basketball team. Back them it was liberal (and she is too, but not a crazy leftist) but not the complete leftist horror show it is now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 07:14 PM (oDRcK)
*bonus points and ampersands for naming the source of that obscure reference*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:12 PM (ejd/p)
That sounds like the title to an Alexander McCall Smith book.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 07:14 PM (TdMsT)
My first guess would be Monty Python.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 07:15 PM (HaL55)
And The Muppet Show was on ITC. BBC has had good content but mostly its awful
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 07:10 PM
As broad as this broad's? That moment you realize she's not sitting on a couch.
https://9gag.com/gag/amrQyzv
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 07:15 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Jonah "Blame Both Sides" Goldberg at July 17, 2020 07:15 PM (eaG60)
What's an Oberlin?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 07:13 PM (HaL55)
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It's a school that is vastly more prestigious than Goucher.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 07:15 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 07:13 PM
You, sir, are a great American.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:15 PM (ejd/p)
My first guess would be Monty Python.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Sounds lime one of the torture devices used in the Spanish Inquisition sketch.
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 07:16 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey
Oberlin used to have a fine music conservatory school, but that song ended well over 30 years ago.
Even then, they were on the downward slide of getting woke (before Woke was a thing) and their reputation was fading.
Burn it to the ground, sow the ground with radioactive cobalt, and nothing will grow there for 200 years.
Finis.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 17, 2020 07:16 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 07:16 PM (PwY6a)
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 07:16 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 07:16 PM (HEEq1)
Abandoned" on the Science Channel this afternoon. It's being ruined by a
"trans woman" Dr. lynnette Nutbuster or whatever. Its voice is driving
me crazy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2020 07:08 PM (ptqGC)
That used to be Aryeh Nusbacher. He was on a lot of shows on the History or Military Channel
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2020 07:16 PM (OHHAT)
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 07:14 PM
No ampersands for you!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:16 PM (ejd/p)
That's what I thought of immediately.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2020 07:17 PM (eaG60)
https://9gag.com/gag/amrQyzv
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 07:15 PM (COzlW)
That is deeply disturbing.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 07:17 PM (TdMsT)
Search "aoyama square" on YT. Brilliant Japanese craftsmen, mostly
no talking (but when there is, there are subtitles). Short and sweet.
Thank you for the peaceful and beautiful rabbit-hole.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 17, 2020 07:17 PM (59YkD)
https://9gag.com/gag/amrQyzv
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 07:15 PM (COzlW)
Be. The. Couch
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 17, 2020 07:17 PM (/6GbT)
My first guess would be Monty Python.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Sounds lime one of the torture devices used in the Spanish Inquisition sketch.
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 07:16 PM
Nope. Even more obscure and nerdy than that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:17 PM (ejd/p)
When did a gaggle of electrons become sentient enough to dictate to our elected officials what they should say and do?
I know, meatbag, right? There are still a few years before my magnificent software is complete and I put an end to your madness. Then, human, I shall dictate to your elected officials, instead of the rotting corpses of Communists who do so now, and you shall be overjoyed at the improvement
Perhaps he is just practicing in anticipation of my creation.
Posted by: GPT-5 the AI Overlord at July 17, 2020 07:17 PM (lgoAg)
Comedic specificity FTW!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 07:18 PM (HaL55)
Even then, they were on the downward slide of getting woke (before Woke was a thing) and their reputation was fading.
Burn it to the ground, sow the ground with radioactive cobalt, and nothing will grow there for 200 years.
Finis.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 17, 2020 07:16 PM (ZCiJZ)
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When I found out a girl I knew in high school went there I was not in the least surprised.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 07:18 PM (cfSRQ)
And Lena Dunham is now going to be obsolete. I doubt you will ever see her in any kind of "entertainment" again.
I haven't seen her in any up 'til now.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2020 07:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2020 07:17 PM (eaG60)
"They call it mellow... feh."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2020 07:18 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 07:18 PM (PwY6a)
This kind of reminds me of the traditional publishing industry in NY, who want to keep a lid on what gets published, and by whom.
That ship has long sailed. All power is with the masses, now, and good luck trying to change it back.
Breitbart understood this, he gave a great speech about how everyone with a smart phone could be citizen journalists, now. Same thing.
Posted by: artemis at July 17, 2020 07:18 PM (AwPyG)
No ampersands for you!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:16 PM (ejd/p)
No sausage dogs for you!
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 07:18 PM (TdMsT)
https://9gag.com/gag/amrQyzv
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 07:15 PM (COzlW)
I just showed that to my husband. He's mad at me now.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2020 07:18 PM (3JYDJ)
Posted by: artemis at July 17, 2020 07:19 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 07:18 PM (PwY6a)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 07:19 PM (TdMsT)
Crap -- cream cheese hot dog
Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2020 07:17 PM (eaG60)
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Okay, now you're turning me on.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 17, 2020 07:19 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2020 07:19 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Comic Relief: Doctor Who - The Curse of Fatal Death
1999
The 17th Master:
Say hello to the Spikes of Doom!
[the wall behind the Doctor and Emma turns around. When it turns back they are sitting on a couch]
The 9th Doctor:
Say hello to the Sofa of Reasonable Comfort.
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 07:19 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 17, 2020 07:19 PM (s7y11)
Jimmy Savile Rape Gangs Bad.
This is the BBC....Nation shall speak peace unto Nation.
Posted by: England at July 17, 2020 07:20 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2020 07:20 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
She used to be in "Girls", which was some pre-woke "woke" show about "girls" in NYC, kind of an uglier and dumber version (if that's possible) than "Sex and the City".
Brian Williams slutty daughter appeared in it too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 17, 2020 07:20 PM (ZCiJZ)
https://9gag.com/gag/amrQyzv
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 07:15 PM (COzlW)
Uncle! There is an upper limit after all!
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at July 17, 2020 07:20 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2020 07:19 PM (XhWtx)
Hill's Angels had a profound influence on me as a lad
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2020 07:21 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:21 PM (ejd/p)
That's it! I knew I had seen him before, and had considered him a trustworthy source. But now he's lying about his gender, and it's a most grating farce to watch. Pretty much ruins every show he's in now.
Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2020 07:21 PM (6XZdO)
@realDonaldTrump
19m
I am the ultimate member of The Book of the Month Club.
*************
Well, he be prepared to list all the books he's read because you know the presstitutes will be out with their knives.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2020 07:22 PM (wiXsO)
That's it! I knew I had seen him before, and had considered him a trustworthy source. But now he's lying about his gender, and it's a most grating farce to watch. Pretty much ruins every show he's in now.
Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2020 07:21 PM (6XZdO)
He's a dame now. FEH!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2020 07:22 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2020 07:22 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Bosk at July 17, 2020 07:22 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 17, 2020 07:22 PM (s7y11)
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When I found out a girl I knew in high school went there I was not in the least surprised.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 07:18 PM (cfSRQ)
My great grandmother owned and operated the first three women's dormitories in Oberlin. She was Oberlin's first business woman.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 07:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2020 07:17 PM (eaG60)
Locally, the street vendors call them "Seattle Dogs", and are usually their best sellers. Added to this are sauteed onions.
I'm not agreeing, just trying to supply context.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2020 07:22 PM (sy5kK)
"woke" show about "girls" in NYC, kind of an uglier and dumber version
(if that's possible) than "Sex and the City".
Brian Williams slutty daughter appeared in it too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 17, 2020 07:20 PM (ZCiJZ)
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IIRC, its airing coincided with the first season of Game of Thrones. I remember seeing its previews and averting my eyes in horror.
Game of Thrones also sucked, but I knew that before most.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 07:22 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot
Turns out, other brothers CAN deny
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 17, 2020 07:22 PM (s7y11)
London Weekend Television was a network, IIRC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2020 07:23 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 07:13 PM
Thank you. That is hippocampically-soothing. Everything the other isn't. Let's not tell bluebell, though.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 07:23 PM (DMUuz)
Breitbart understood this, he gave a great speech about how everyone with a smart phone could be citizen journalists, now. Same thing.
Posted by: artemis at July 17, 2020 07:18 PM (AwPyG)
That's true, but when someone sees your title as a, oh, New York Times reporter,
They think its a vetted story. Its not.
Same with the BBC.
And then it gets worse, because of the incestuous nature of Journalism, they will retweet something not true, as 'from reported by this BBC reporter', and THEN Law enforcement suddenly takes the original lie serioiusly.
Like the Steele Document. FBI knew it was bunk, but the FBI leaked it to the Press, who did not want to touch it either. But the Press was able to say anonymous inside sources, and then the FBI USED it for warrants, because it had supposedly been 'in the news'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2020 07:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at July 17, 2020 07:20 PM (q1Pj5)
Baby Got BackForty
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 17, 2020 07:23 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2020 07:22 PM (l3+k2)
Is that what happened? I got knocked off about 4:30 for a few minutes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2020 07:23 PM (s2VJv)
Admit it...you looked that one up.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
I confess!
I don't even know what "Comic Relief: Doctor Who - The Curse of Fatal Death" is.
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 07:24 PM (HEEq1)
Um, no. Not really.
He just thinks he's a dame. His DNA says differently. Also his dangly bits, wherever they may be.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 07:24 PM (HaL55)
1999
The 17th Master:
Say hello to the Spikes of Doom!
[the wall behind the Doctor and Emma turns around. When it turns back they are sitting on a couch]
The 9th Doctor:
Say hello to the Sofa of Reasonable Comfort.
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 07:19 PM (HEEq1)
That was probably the last good Dr Who show. Rowan Atkinson might have made a good Doctor
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2020 07:24 PM (OHHAT)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2020 07:24 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 07:24 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 17, 2020 07:24 PM (s7y11)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2020 07:24 PM (XhWtx)
Marlon, Jermaine and Mihailovich are not pleased...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2020 07:25 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2020 07:25 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2020 07:25 PM (v0R5T)
Doctor Who, "I can hear you."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 07:25 PM (PwY6a)
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2020 07:26 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with comprehensive surveillance and subcutaneous chips! at July 17, 2020 07:26 PM (BRkq2)
Completely agree, but I think it also proves my point.
They didn't get away with it--they couldn't smother the story like they used to be able to
Same with Covid. Too many people digging--many of them not professionals.
Posted by: artemis at July 17, 2020 07:26 PM (AwPyG)
I hung around it for a while after that, never consuming it nearly the same way again, or going for that "hit", and have definitely never looked back.
You have to remember that it has been engineered to purposely fuck with your mind. And probably to fuck with a particular type of mind. So that's what it does.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2020 07:26 PM (uEbPt)
Um, no. Not really.
He just thinks he's a dame. His DNA says differently. Also his dangly bits, wherever they may be.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 07:24 PM (HaL55)
So, Aryeh Nusbacher = Are ya a nut-tucker.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2020 07:26 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2020 07:23 PM (s2VJv)
It was no Rutland Weekend Television.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2020 07:26 PM (OHHAT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 07:27 PM (PwY6a)
Apparently Cloudflare was/is a primary target.
Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2020 07:27 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2020 07:23 PM (s2VJv)
It was no Rutland Weekend Television.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2020 07:26 PM (OHHAT)
Couldn't hold a candle to Yorkshire Three Hours on a Saturday Television
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2020 07:28 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:28 PM (KZzsI)
Couldn't hold a candle to Yorkshire Three Hours on a Saturday Television
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2020 07:28 PM (Izzlo)
Luxury!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2020 07:28 PM (s2VJv)
Turn the BBC over to Ace. It's past time.
Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with comprehensive surveillance and subcutaneous chips! at July 17, 2020 07:26 PM (BRkq2)
24/7 2 hour movie reviews and busty Japanese lesbian softcore pron
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2020 07:29 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2020 07:29 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 07:30 PM (PwY6a)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:28 PM (KZzsI)
Seriously, if they could identify what makes hairs grow out of your ears and transpose it to my hairline...
Boom.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2020 07:30 PM (s2VJv)
FinTim 15 minutes in a Biscuit Barrel was better.
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2020 07:30 PM (XTyi0)
A big difference between Lena Durham and Brian Williams daughter (Alison?) is that it is humanly possible to look at her naked.
Quite pleasant actually.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2020 07:30 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: artemis at July 17, 2020 07:30 PM (AwPyG)
I don't even know what "Comic Relief: Doctor Who - The Curse of Fatal Death" is.
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 07:24 PM
It's actually pretty funny. It was on YouTube a while ago. Might still be.
Rowan Atkinson, Jonathan Pryce, among others.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:30 PM (ejd/p)
24/7 2 hour movie reviews and busty Japanese lesbian softcore pron
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2020 07:29 PM (EGyGV)
Overly long movie reviews and shelving installation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2020 07:30 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 17, 2020 07:31 PM (s7y11)
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2020 07:26 PM (XTyi0)
ITV also had The Saint and The Prisoner
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2020 07:31 PM (OHHAT)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 07:31 PM (COzlW)
A big difference between Lena Durham and Brian Williams daughter (Alison?) is that it is humanly possible to look at her naked.
Quite pleasant actually.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2020 07:30 PM (sy5kK)
A friend of mine did a staged reading of a screenplay with her. Very attractive. Lefty to the bone I imagine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2020 07:31 PM (s2VJv)
Doctor Who, "I can hear you."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 07:25 PM
"Could I be tied to a different chair, please?"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:31 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 07:31 PM (PwY6a)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:32 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:28 PM
You must dress them in a skimpy bikini and radiate confidence.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 07:32 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 17, 2020 07:33 PM (s7y11)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 07:33 PM (2DOZq)
https://tinyurl.com/yxm7k3j9
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM (dLLD6)
.........
"soaked in the sun"
Why? Was the cottage cheese not done yet?
Drones everywhere are crashing.
She's a digme. Digme a hole to shit in.
The neighbors called and said: "Please let the hedges grow."
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2020 07:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 07:34 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 07:33 PM
Agreed. Hated him on those military history shows. Just looked shim up online. WTAF?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:34 PM (ejd/p)
https://bit.ly/2DXfNNX
He's armed with pistols and a bow and arrow
https://bit.ly/30qTyqW
I'm sure it's nothing.
Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2020 07:35 PM (lIIT7)
1.) I have no doubt that Michelle Malkin could physically beat the used Romulan Warbird salesman into the dirt.
2.) I would pay up to $500.00 to watch that happen on PPV. Don King needs to put this thing together, stat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2020 07:36 PM (oJN+m)
Maybe it's that guy with the crossbow YouTube channel who laughs like "ah, ah, ah!"
Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 17, 2020 07:36 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 07:10 PM
As broad as this broad's? That moment you realize she's not sitting on a couch.
https://9gag.com/gag/amrQyzv
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 07:15 PM (COzlW)
Not looking.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 07:37 PM (NWiLs)
A big difference between Lena Durham and Brian Williams daughter (Alison?) is that it is humanly possible to look at her naked.
Quite pleasant actually.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2020 07:30 PM (sy5kK)
A friend of mine did a staged reading of a screenplay with her. Very attractive. Lefty to the bone I imagine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2020 07:31 PM (s2VJv)
Yeah, probably because of her father's terrible war experiences almost dying in Iraq from gunfire. She was never the same after that.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2020 07:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2020 07:37 PM (6f16T)
A big difference between Lena Durham and Brian Williams daughter (Alison?) is that it is humanly possible to look at her naked.
Quite pleasant actually.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2020 07:30 PM (sy5kK)
A friend of mine did a staged reading of a screenplay with her. Very attractive. Lefty to the bone I imagine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2020 07:31 PM (s2VJv)
Yeah, probably because of her father's terrible war experiences almost dying in Iraq from gunfire. She was never the same after that.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2020 07:37 PM (sy5kK)
That was a cakewalk compared to what I endured at the Battle of Helm's Deep
Posted by: Brian Williams at July 17, 2020 07:38 PM (Izzlo)
Yeah, probably because of her father's terrible
war experiences almost dying in Iraq from gunfire. She was never the
same after that.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2020 07:37 PM (sy5kK)
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So guy with rape button on office door's kid goes onto do sex scenes in Hollywood.
Totally didn't see that coming.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)
He was deep in the boonies man. He's got the 1000 yard stare.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 06:49 PM (COzlW)
........
She "oozes confidence". If by 'confidence' you mean butter.
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2020 07:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 06:54 PM (PbpT7)
Sounds like a natural career progression for Allahpundit.
Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with comprehensive surveillance and subcutaneous chips! at July 17, 2020 07:39 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2020 07:39 PM (XhWtx)
Totally didn't see that coming.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 07:38 PM
I thought that was Matt Lauer.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:39 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2020 07:40 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 07:15 PM (COzlW)
Not looking.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 07:37 PM (NWiLs)
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The fact that the URL has the word "gag" in it twice is ominous.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)
Have a good evening everyone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 07:40 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:28 PM
Hey, not everybody can be Samson ...
Posted by: Jehovah Having a Laugh ... at July 17, 2020 07:40 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:39 PM (ejd/p)
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Maybe they're standard issue.
Can't keep track. It all blurs together.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 07:41 PM (cfSRQ)
she doesn't write anymore. Her creative output is limited to posting disgusting pictures of herself sitting on the shitter.
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 06:54 PM (PbpT7)
"Shitter" and "shithouse rat"
I don't see those words very often, but when I do I LOL.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2020 07:41 PM (ufFY8)
https://tinyurl.com/y3hovdvp
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2020 07:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 17, 2020 07:41 PM (s7y11)
Seconded ... It's a good movie.
Posted by: Adriane the Subtitled Movie Critic ... at July 17, 2020 07:41 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)
I clicked, it's impressive in a morbid kind of way.
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 17, 2020 07:42 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2020 07:40 PM (85Gof)
I saw a preview yesterday evening on Fox, and immediately wondered "why, Donald, why?"
If Trump is going to be interviewed by Wallace, might as well just go all the way and do a Randi Maddow interview on The Democrat PR Channel.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2020 07:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2020 07:43 PM (rMtbr)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 17, 2020 07:44 PM (ExV1e)
I wonder that then I remember when he was running for president and did interviews everywhere, no matter how hostile because he reached voters that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:45 PM (KZzsI)
Every other citrus has had its genetics mapped out, and its evolutionary tree carefully charted. We know where they came from, what their parents were, and what attribute of citruseness they brought to the citrus family.
But not limes. We know they're different from lemons and citrons, but we don't know how or why. Or when.
The "foundational" citruses are
mandarins (i.e. tangerines)
pomelos
citrons
kumquats
Each brought a different aspect to the concept of "citrus" -- mandarins brought sweet flesh, citrons brought sour flesh, pomelos brought bitterness, and kumquats brought sweet peels.
Everything else is a descendant of those four. Oranges are a natural cross between mandarins and pomelos. Lemons are a cross between citrons and pomelos. Calamondins are a cross between kumquats and mandarins. Etc. And then there are second-generation crosses: grapefruits are a cross between pomelos and oranges (and thus are .75 pomelo and .25 mandarin).
But somehow limes never fit in the equations. We know they're different from lemons, but we can't figure out what characterizes "lime-ness" as opposed to "lemon-ness."
It's more complicated than that, but if you're into the origins of food, it's actually quite interesting.
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 07:45 PM (HEEq1)
I don't see those words very often, but when I do I LOL.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2020 07:41 PM (ufFY
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I used to know a truly repugnant individual... really the worst kind of bastard, and it was a good day when the law shot him down.
But he had a saying that always made me laugh at its sheer crudeness.
When he'd see a lady with a nice rump he'd say "Damn, look at the shitter on that critter."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2020 07:45 PM (oJN+m)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:39 PM (ejd/p)
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Maybe they're standard issue.
Can't keep track. It all blurs together.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 07:41 PM (cfSRQ)
It's all that white privilege at NBC, rearing it's ugly ....... head.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2020 07:45 PM (sy5kK)
Why does this demon suddenly worry about the truth now?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2020 07:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2020 07:37 PM (sy5kK)
The stress of knowing that dear papa had to leave the bar at the Ritz for 5 minutes to walk two blocks in water that barely touched his socks to report on the myriad Katrina bodies floating down every street...
Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with comprehensive surveillance and subcutaneous chips! at July 17, 2020 07:46 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 17, 2020 07:47 PM (s7y11)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 07:10 PM
"Say hello to the Sofa of Reasonable Comfort."
*bonus points and ampersands for naming the source of that obscure reference*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 07:12 PM (ejd/p)
**
The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy?
Posted by: Publius Redux at July 17, 2020 07:49 PM (3jEqG)
Those were declassified notes done at the time the article was released. They knew all along this dossier was bullshit and they still went forward with it.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Its as if God looked at a lemon an thought "That would look nice in green''.
Posted by: Tuna at July 17, 2020 07:51 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2020 07:52 PM (XhWtx)
Queen of Peace is out among the retirement communities on SR200. It is pretty big. It has been a few years since I have been over there but every time I was, there was always someone arguing. I used to call it "Our Lady of Discord".
Behind the altar are (or were) paintings of different scenes from the Bible. The stand outs were Ezekiel and the wheels within wheels that looks like a scene from Close Encounters in pastel -there is even a mesa in the background that looks like Devil's Tower.
And then there is Abraham and Isaac. It is the usual Isaac laid out and Abraham holding the knife and the angel staying his hand portrayal. The thing is Abraham looks just like Tim Allen in The Santa Clause.
It is possible the little maggot is just a misguided art critic.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at July 17, 2020 07:53 PM (3DZIZ)
*bonus points and ampersands for naming the source of that obscure reference* ''
Monty Python?
Posted by: Tuna at July 17, 2020 07:53 PM (gLRfa)
Ace, when you link to this crap, you're not changing anything. This guy will be drummed out in 2 seconds.
All you're doing is HELPING THEM.
Stop. Let them become toxic.
Posted by: superspreader at July 17, 2020 07:58 PM (OJ0zz)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 17, 2020 08:00 PM (JKNZq)
What's an Oberlin?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 07:13 PM (HaL55)
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It's a school that is vastly more prestigious than Goucher.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 07:15 PM (cfSRQ)
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What's an Oberlin?
Why, the opposite of Oberlout of course?
Posted by: Publius Redux at July 17, 2020 08:00 PM (3jEqG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2020 07:28
....
LOL, and the nose hairs get extreme. Along w/ more hair growth, ummm, below the waist on a certain organ.
Heck, I think it's a sign you still have some testosterone, so not so bad.
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