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S.E. Cupp: You Monsters Who Insist On Going to the Beach Must Also Wear Masks, Or Else You're Murderers
Also S.E. Cupp: Here's My Cute Beach Selfie! Look -- No Mask!
This woman is hideously stupid.
Want to stay healthy? Wear a mask.
— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) July 3, 2020
Want to keep your family safe? Wear a mask.
Want businesses to come back? Wear a mask.
Want to go out to bars and restaurants and beaches soon? Wear a mask.
Want your kids’ schools to open? Wear a mask.
Want freedom again? Wear a mask.
Been waiting weeks to take this to the beach and dive in. And now I feel inappropriately dressed for the occasion. Obsessed @OfficialALT. 👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/gT0viSE6sT
— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) July 12, 2020
Now you're safe pic.twitter.com/25xd42Ii0b
— byrns (@itbyrns) July 12, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 13, 2020 03:45 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 13, 2020 03:46 PM (gaFth)
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2020 03:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja Ware Eeyore at July 13, 2020 03:47 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 13, 2020 03:47 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 13, 2020 03:46 PM (gaFth)
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Incorrect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 03:47 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: The Editor at July 13, 2020 03:48 PM (bG/5x)
Note: that contribution was non-intellectual. I hope that particular squirrel has been hoarding her nuts for the wintertime. Her sell-by date is fast approaching.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 03:48 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 13, 2020 03:48 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2020 03:48 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:48 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Penske, Everything is in the file at July 13, 2020 03:48 PM (Xj+Pj)
Nice one, Cupp. "Want the freedom to do what you want to do? Simply do what we tell you to do."
MiniTrue has a job for her.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 03:48 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (QLf0x)
I follow all the rules except the ones I find inconvenient.
I find a lot of rules inconvenient.
Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: arminius256 at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (382aI)
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (X2Olq)
Posted by: Weasel at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (f/DiX)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (WOFBk)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (ysmsf)
Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Tofer732 at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (1MG6t)
Posted by: Wyoming lurker at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (1OQSH)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...recently accepted postulant of the tertiarius order of terroristic monks at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (CwF+f)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (f/DiX)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: arminius256 at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (382aI)
++++++++
Many of the various mask regs certainly do. Don't try to have a picnic with your family. Violation. Walking around with your wife and unmasked? Violation.
This is Cupp being - like all "journalists" and various of their ilk - a hypocrite. And she is absolutely near someone. Someone took the picture.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: arminius256 at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (382aI)
Top 50! With a bullet!
Posted by: Gooshy at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (xLfaR)
that's very telling
the conditions under which I will be allowed freedom again
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (iTXRQ)
Yeesh. Glad I missed the tranny thread.
I can't recognize Cupp without here "I am clearly an intellectual" glasses.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (H9nza)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (alQ7b)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (JgrP5)
They bought their indulgences, therefore they are exempt.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (f/DiX)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: arminius256
she said wear a mask. she didn't give any caveats.
Posted by: x at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (nFwvY)
Your health and safety are not my concern. And vis a vis, mine is not your concern.
Your FREEDOM is.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...recently accepted postulant of the tertiarius order of terroristic monks at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (CwF+f)
If? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dream on gadfly.
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (CLteG)
of shit.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (r+sAi)
++++++++++++
Spoiler alert: the other half is also shit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (I8FKK)
Let everyone else LIVE THEIR LIVES.
This is UNBELIEVABLY stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Weasel at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (yQpMk)
There is a known vaccine but I won't say it out loud here.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: NCKate at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (iKL4P)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: klaftern at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (RuIsu)
She's clearly on a higher intellectual plain than the rest of us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Are you nuts? We're like 85% stored fat! We're the only thing that got this no-talent hack this far, and the only thing that'll keep a few thristy, pathetic eyes on her in the future!
Posted by: S.E. Cupp's Cups at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (bG/5x)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (JUOKG)
Ace pointing out the extreme, unabashed hypocrisy.
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (zr5Kq)
And then we'll be told "oh we have to lock down again!", which is likely the fucking point of these exercises to begin with.
Posted by: Gaff at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (jPS2y)
Perhaps afraid of dying by being so close to the unmasked selfie taker?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (gmo/4)
The Cupp is half full.
of shit.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (r+sAi)
++++++++++++
Spoiler alert: the other half is also shit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (hYcqw)
Two girls one Cupp......yuck!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (xYCki)
Posted by: Poster X at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (kTW6K)
Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (Rbu5d)
okay, what are the goggles for
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (aN639)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (sWM8x)
There is no exemption to wearing the mask EVEN IF YOU"VE HAD THE DAMN VIRUS.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: arminius256 at July 13, 2020 03:49 PM (382aI)
Think again, numbnuts.
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: arminius256 at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (382aI)
Posted by: klaftern at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (RuIsu)
++++++++++++
It's gonna be really good for those kids when they struggle to communicate in-person because various cues like angle of the eyes, mouth expression, etc. aren't learned. There is a huge amount of non-verbal communication, especially facial communication, and these kids are going to miss a lot of it the longer this goes on.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: arminius256 at July 13, 2020 03:51 PM (382aI)
SE has tits, Brie has no tits and no ass.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (I8FKK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (qlFIA)
She deserves all the mocking she received.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (Oq/TM)
She's clearly on a higher intellectual plain than the rest of us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (ptqGC)
SHe is reading gossip. Clearly higher.
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (YZchG)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (aN639)
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (Z4rgH)
They offered me a company mask, but I politely told them what amounted to f*ck off. The sad thing is, I usually advise clients for private parties I work to purchase their liquor and wine for their events at that particular store. I've sent them probably $20,000 worth of business in the last month.
But no more, a liquor store 2 miles away from that establishment does not require masks, and so they will be the new recipient of my patronage as well as my referrals.
Want to lose my business?
Wear a mask.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (YA914)
It really is amazing how easily these people slip into authoritarianism like it's just the latest social media challenge, huh?
Masks = "Bring back our girls" selfie
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2020 03:56 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: pep at July 13, 2020 03:56 PM (v16oJ)
And then we'll be told "oh we have to lock down again!", which is likely the fucking point of these exercises to begin with.
Posted by: Gaff at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (jPS2y)
And have not WASHED either of my masks yet.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2020 03:56 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Tofer732 at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (1MG6t)
The goggles do nothing!
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2020 03:56 PM (Izzlo)
Do none of these idiots look at what's going on elsewhere in the world?
I have a relative who teaches in Switzerland. They were back at school weeks ago. No masks. No problem.
Posted by: spindrift at July 13, 2020 03:56 PM (h5TKJ)
We are conditioning kids to fear contact or closeness with others.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (dNzKv)
Who says I don't have a plan?
Posted by: The Good Dr Fauxi Stroking His Chin at July 13, 2020 03:56 PM (xYCki)
Posted by: H Badger at July 13, 2020 03:56 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 03:56 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 03:57 PM (xfb67)
And then we'll be told "oh we have to lock down again!", which is likely the fucking point of these exercises to begin with.
Posted by: Gaff at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (jPS2y)
Ding ding ding ding!
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 13, 2020 03:57 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (JUOKG)
Ace pointing out the extreme, unabashed hypocrisy.
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM
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I understand that completely. But the question still remains, who on here actually gives a rat's a$$ what this woman does or says?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 03:57 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 03:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 03:57 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Tofer732 at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (1MG6t)
When I went to school in the morning, my mother always said, "Put on your thinking cap!" She never said anything a out goggles and masks, though.
Gosh, I miss my mother something fierce today.
Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2020 03:57 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 13, 2020 03:57 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (dNzKv)
++++++++++++
Yup. Unable to communicate and afraid to play with each other. Settin' up for success, to be sure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 03:57 PM (hYcqw)
the Injuns were no more brave than the Mexicans
slaughtered Americans when they had the chance
otherwise, cowards
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2020 03:57 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 13, 2020 03:58 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2020 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 03:58 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (dNzKv)
Usually it was just abusive parents and asshole "peer" groups that did this. Now it's systematic and countrywide.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 03:58 PM (NWiLs)
I saw the Chiffon Trenches open up for the Barnaked Ladies at Sasquatch 2012!
Posted by: garrett
Barnacled Ladies? There's a paint for that.
Posted by: Gooshy at July 13, 2020 03:58 PM (xLfaR)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 03:58 PM (f/DiX)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (I8FKK)
The gif of Brie coming down the stairs says she's got tits.
Full prescription for Noassatall, however.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 13, 2020 03:58 PM (YA914)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 13, 2020 03:58 PM (ozHKW)
Posted by: Drew in MO at July 13, 2020 03:58 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2020 03:59 PM (r+sAi)
--------------
Did you catch the demands of the LA teachers union? If you needed any more evidence the COVID-19 is a Political Op, go no further.
Posted by: WisRich at July 13, 2020 03:59 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 03:59 PM (f/DiX)
Posted by: arminius256 at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM (382aI)
It's about who she is "influencing" by showing off her bad behavior. And what if one doesn't have the privilege of being on the beach alone? Very marginalizing to show off like this.
Honestly what is the benefit of giving her a pass here? She would see you in jail or dead and then mock you for it.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 03:59 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: Jim at July 13, 2020 03:59 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Tofer732 at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (1MG6t)
The goggles do nothing!
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2020 03:56 PM (Izzlo)
I know, this is about making people feel good. It is pointless.
Posted by: Tofer732 at July 13, 2020 03:59 PM (1MG6t)
I work for the country school system. They just put out their return to school plan.
Then- the superintendent of schools quit to take a gig in Kentucky.
I question the timing.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 03:59 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ripley at July 13, 2020 04:00 PM (MxEKc)
Watched a guy put a mask on to go out and get his mail, today.
I laughed at him.
I saw an elderly gent wearing one in his car while he was driving down the beltway.....alone.
Posted by: pep at July 13, 2020 04:00 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: H Badger at July 13, 2020 04:00 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (ysmsf)
47 Shithouse Door on a Tuna Boat.
...or, Hillary.
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 03:52 PM (f/DiX)
================
These comments remind me of a line from the TV show "Wings" when they were trying to come up with the smelliest moment in history. Antonio's answer was "the bubonic plague, high noon, on Throw Out Your Dead Day".
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2020 04:00 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2020 04:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 13, 2020 03:55 PM
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I noticed some shortages at Walmart this morning. Put my mask on to walk in the door and then took it off and when I was going down the aisles I started noticing a whole bunch of bare shelves.
Way more than the normal Monday morning restocking stuff.
No Dinty Moore, Spam almost wiped out and Hormel chili with carrots was completely gone. No lunch meat at all except the Barr S garbage.
Fresh meat was sort of OK, but slim pickings.
Something is going on and Walmart sees it first.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 04:01 PM (JUOKG)
We're having another exercise in "our dictates aren't working so we have to double down on them!"
What if there's nothing much we can do? What if the virus has mutated to a more infectious but less deadly form? Is Trump responsible for that too?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 04:01 PM (mht8P)
Brian Kemp told her "LOLGF."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2020 04:01 PM (ptqGC)
I see S.E. and read her stuff and I am guessing she got a lot of guys staring at her ***s and telling her how smart she was.
To be fair, if that's what you have to sell, taking advantage of that fact is the smart play.
Posted by: pep at July 13, 2020 04:01 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (U9Qbt)
Ew.
Sick on so many levels.
Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2020 04:01 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: pep at July 13, 2020 04:00 PM (v16oJ)
I've seen quite a bit of this. It's pathetic and enraging at the same time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 04:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 13, 2020 03:58 PM (xceTB)
Did I get taken? I got taken didn't I.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 04:02 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: pep at July 13, 2020 04:00 PM (v16oJ)
We underestimate shit. Because we assume everyone thinks. Not like us, maybe - although many here do. We just assume people think.
That's wrong. They don't. Most people feel.
That old man felt safer. Hence - he wore the mask.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 04:02 PM (YZchG)
And then we'll be told "oh we have to lock down again!", which is likely the fucking point of these exercises to begin with.
Posted by: Gaff at July 13, 2020 03:53 PM (jPS2y)
Ding ding ding ding!
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 13, 2020 03:57 PM (CLteG)
Funny thing is how the media tries to portray the people not wearing masks as "Trump Supporters".
Where I live it's all the black and Messican folks not wearing masks.
Funny how the media never gives out the demographics of who is actually getting sick.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 13, 2020 04:02 PM (I8FKK)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2020 04:02 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: x at July 13, 2020 04:02 PM (nFwvY)
I blame lack of oxygen.
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 04:03 PM (gmo/4)
Walmart Sat AM NO fresh chicken. NONE.
Was forced to buy delicious huge ribeyes and make steak poivre... Well my suffering never end?
Posted by: Ped Xing at July 13, 2020 04:03 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2020 03:56 PM
Au contraire. Many's the night they've beerly saved me.
Posted by: Lena at July 13, 2020 04:03 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 04:03 PM (T0djb)
THEY HATE YOU
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2020 04:02 PM (JgrP5)
The only sport there is to watch currently is cornhole. They haven't told me who to vote for yet, but they're only on ESPN, so I haven't watched any of it.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 04:04 PM (U9Qbt)
An individual who is stupid and lacking in knowledge, but must keep making public comments anyway in order to make a living. An individual who does not suspect the full extent of her stupidity, because men gave been cutting her slack all her life, on account of her looks.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 13, 2020 04:04 PM (7O4me)
Do none of these idiots look at what's going on elsewhere in the world?
I have a relative who teaches in Switzerland. They were back at school weeks ago. No masks. No problem.
Posted by: spindrift at July 13, 2020 03:56 PM (h5TKJ)
No AFT.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 13, 2020 04:04 PM (Oka5v)
........
I wonder if she made it to page 2.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 04:04 PM (v0R5T)
Funny how the media never gives out the demographics of who is actually getting sick.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 13, 2020 04:02 PM (I8FKK)
If you're black and sick, it's because of Systemic Racism.
If you're white and sick, it's because you're a stupid Trumptard.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 04:04 PM (mht8P)
Everything is being shut down again.
https://tinyurl.com/y9xyj3uz
Posted by: Thrawn at July 13, 2020 04:04 PM (5aFbR)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2020 04:04 PM (y7DUB)
I thought she died from teh 'ronas two weeks ago.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 13, 2020 04:04 PM (ozHKW)
I laughed at him.
I saw an elderly gent wearing one in his car while he was driving down the beltway.....alone.
Posted by: pep at July 13, 2020 04:00 PM (v16oJ)
I see that. A. Lot. here in the Front Range CO. And it's not only the old folks, I see young people wearing them. While driving, walking or riding bikes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at July 13, 2020 04:05 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2020 04:05 PM (95j/9)
3 options for public school this upcoming year. Two involve all virtual
learning, the third in school. The catch for in school? The kids not
only have to wear masks, they also have to wear goggles. And this is a
very conservative county (Trump carried by 30 points).
Posted by: Tofer732 at July 13, 2020 03:50 PM (1MG6t")
LOL! Like the masks, goggles are annoying as hell even when swimming and will never last more that 10 minutes.
How about straight jackets so the kiddie don't touch their faces or others?
School this fall with these dual in school/on-line program and is going to be epic fiasco. But we will be reminded endlessly to honor the heroes teaching our children at great personal risk.
Posted by: Ripley at July 13, 2020 04:05 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 04:05 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: spindrift
You can't yodel with a mask on.
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2020 04:06 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tofer732
I'd like to meet the superhuman who can keeps masks on 5, 6 and 7 year olds -- let alone goggles!! Have these idiots ever MET any children???
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 13, 2020 04:06 PM (gaFth)
I thought she died from teh 'ronas two weeks ago.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 13, 2020 04:06 PM (iFL57)
160
I can't believe any of you fuckheads thought she was attractive.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2020 04:04 PM (y7DUB)
OK Judgy McJudgerson
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 13, 2020 04:06 PM (sjdRT)
What you really want most of all is for her to realize what a fraud her entire career has been, and shrivel with embarrassment. But life's not like that.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 13, 2020 04:06 PM (7O4me)
Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2020 04:05 PM (95j/9)
If it wasn't for the cream filling in a Twinkie - also "fake" - I wouldn't like that shitty sponge cake either.
But it is, and I do.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 04:06 PM (YZchG)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:07 PM (iTXRQ)
What a twat.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 04:07 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2020 04:07 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 04:07 PM (U9Qbt)
And I was right
Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2020 04:07 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 13, 2020 04:08 PM (iFL57)
I laughed at him.
I saw an elderly gent wearing one in his car while he was driving down the beltway.....alone.
Posted by: pep"
I'm waiting for the dog masks, because they can carry corona virus. too.
OK I just made that up but if our experts can do it, I can too, dammit!.
Posted by: Ripley at July 13, 2020 04:08 PM (MxEKc)
I laughed at him.
Posted by: garrett
Little things like this make me pessimistic and resigned to the we're f'd. On the other hand the combined IQ of the sheep herd is still on the left side of the bell curve.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...recently accepted postulant of the tertiarius order of terroristic monks at July 13, 2020 04:08 PM (CwF+f)
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Did you catch the demands of the LA teachers union? If you needed any more evidence the COVID-19 is a Political Op, go no further.
Posted by: WisRich at July 13, 2020 03:59 PM (G0vdT)
This isn't going to stop until a successful lawsuit against schools is declared.
Why should teachers and adminstrators go to work in a school building , with 500 little kids, when they can sit at home, put lesson plans online , tell mom and dad that they need to read and do simple math with their first graders, and collect a full salary?
Instead, they are making up rules for live attendance that virtually no sane parent would agree and no little kid is going to do for more than fifteen minutes. Not to mention the unsocialization this is going to cause. Imagine the fears this is instilling in kids that their are germs to kill you and your family everywhere.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2020 04:08 PM (5ojuH)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 13, 2020 04:08 PM (feuFI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2020 04:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2020 04:09 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: kyproud at July 13, 2020 04:09 PM (HMHlJ)
Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2020 04:09 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 13, 2020 04:09 PM (FFJtw)
OK I just made that up but if our experts can do it, I can too, dammit!.
Posted by: Ripley
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what about cats??? Did a cat die from the virus a month or 2 ago?
Cat Lives Matter...all 9 of them!!!
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 13, 2020 04:09 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 13, 2020 04:08 PM (feuFI)
SE Cupp, is that you?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 04:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tofer732
I'd like to meet the superhuman who can keeps masks on 5, 6 and 7 year olds -- let alone goggles!! Have these idiots ever MET any children???
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp
And why do some states have "under 10" exempt from the mask order?
Has anyone ever seen those germ factories?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 04:09 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2020 04:07 PM (6f16T)
Include a black face in your selfie. The new, acceptable way to blackface.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 04:09 PM (e7k9E)
Goggles on kids are nuckin futz.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 13, 2020 04:10 PM (iFL57)
Everything is being shut down again.
https://tinyurl.com/y9xyj3uz
Posted by: Thrawn at July 13, 2020 04:04 PM (5aFbR)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WATCH ME KICK SAND IN THE FACE OF THE 98 LBS REPUBLICAN WEAKLING!
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 13, 2020 04:10 PM (CLteG)
Nobody is ever going to build a statue to the guy wearing a mask. They are going to build a monument to the guy who shot him.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 13, 2020 04:10 PM (GRRw+)
Posted by: pep at July 13, 2020 04:00 PM (v16oJ)
I'll give the elderly a break for doing that. But young people driving alone do it too. I don't give them a break.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 04:10 PM (ocj+U)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at July 13, 2020 04:10 PM (ssz2a)
OK I just made that up but if our experts can do it, I can too, dammit!.
Posted by: Ripley at July 13, 2020 04:08 PM (MxEKc)
My dogs lick their asses and balls.
Yet - I still hug up on 'em now and then. I guess I'm getting some dog ass and balls. Pretty sure I am.
I don't worry so much about the Corona.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 04:10 PM (YZchG)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 13, 2020 04:11 PM (GRRw+)
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 04:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 04:11 PM (e7k9E)
186
S E Cupp and AOC: The Too Dumb To F*ck Club.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 13, 2020 04:09 PM (FFJtw)
*looks quickly at Moron manual*
There are clearly codicils that permit this.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 13, 2020 04:11 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 13, 2020 04:06 PM (sjdRT)
The world would be a much better place without I'm ok/you're ok.
Any idea what beach it is? I'm guessing Rehoboth.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2020 04:11 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 04:02 PM (NWiLs)
++++++++++++
I can see one reason for wearing the mask while driving alone. As we often point out here, the mask - whatever efficacy it might have initially - is completely useless if you keep fucking with it, and it might actually end up making things worse.
So if you're at home in a clean, controlled environment and you're going to go out, donning the mask *before* you leave makes some degree of sense if you're going to wear one. Then you go do your shopping and whatnot, then drive home. You wash your hands, remove the mask, and wash your hands again.
If people are serious about mask processes and wearing masks, having one on in the car by yourself actually makes some amount of sense, because then you're not pulling them on and off without washing your hands properly and in various uncontrolled environments.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 04:11 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Skip"
I think reading a book by a black author shows you are fighting racism and you don't have to wear a mask.
Posted by: Ripley at July 13, 2020 04:11 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: spindrift
Saw a clip on OANN this morning showing kids in Thailand back at school . Wearing face shields, no masks. Line up of sinks for them to wash their hands.
Course, these kids were all in uniforms also and school looked like it was serious about learning stem subjects, and normal manners.
Kind of what school used to be like here.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2020 04:11 PM (5ojuH)
very conservative county (Trump carried by 30 points).
Posted by: Tofer732
***
It doesn't matter how much any community went for Trump. Check the local school board. I guarantee they're Marxist.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2020 04:12 PM (axyOa)
https://tinyurl.com/y9xyj3uz
...andf dother states will follow, just as they did the first time around
Here We Go Again™
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:12 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 13, 2020 04:12 PM (GRRw+)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2020 04:12 PM (JgrP5)
There is no exemption to wearing the mask EVEN IF YOU"VE HAD THE DAMN VIRUS.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (NgKpN)
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So, even if 75% of us were to be vaccinated, the masks still will be mandatory. The tyrants are really getting off on muzzling everyone.
Posted by: fly gal at July 13, 2020 04:13 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Ripley at July 13, 2020 04:11 PM (MxEKc
Good point. The virus now knows to skip her and find someone deplorable.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 04:13 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2020 04:12 PM (axyOa)
++++++++++
Yeah, probably. I am tempted to run for the school board as a hard-left communist. Campaign hard, from somewhere to the left of Mao.
Once I get in, accept my lame duck status and interfere with *everything* they do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 04:13 PM (hYcqw)
$35 per patient.
You get sick, take it.
You don't, don't.
All of this is a royal fucking of the American citizen. NO OTHER COUNTRY is having to deal with this.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/y9xyj3uz
...andf dother states will follow, just as they did the first time around
Here We Go Again
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:12 PM
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I called this back in March and that's why we cancelled our move this fall.
This madness will not end until Trump is out of office.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (U9Qbt)
I'll probably disavow this later but I'm very pessimistic right now
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 13, 2020 04:09 PM (FFJtw)
No, not at all.
But they are in the "Too Dumb To F*ck And Stay In Bed With Until The Morning Club". AKA, The Shoot & Scoot Club
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (I8FKK)
Also Tits with glasses: "Why doesn't anyone think I am an intellectual!!!"
Posted by: dj3way at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (bhPL1)
WHO boss slams 'mixed messages' from leaders on coronavirus
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Skip
Think he owns a weedwhacker ?
Neither do I.
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Yes at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (vdvyS)
First, you toast whole wheat bread.
Then you add mayo, and thick sliced (but not too thick) RIPE tomato.
Then bacon. the bacon must be warm, not cold with the fat congealed.
Then lettuce. Butter lettuce. NOT the thick, yellow/brown ribs of romaine.
motherfuckinghampsterfucker, it is NOT difficult.
I'm not pleased.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2020 04:15 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: kyproud at July 13, 2020 04:09 PM (HMHlJ)
**
They a have a few sponsors that are off the charts woke. But for the most part, they keep politics to themselves. They tried to put Harold Varner on a pedestal when he was in contention a few weeks ago but alas his skill caught up to him.
Posted by: dananjcon at July 13, 2020 04:15 PM (u6xw0)
Also Tits with glasses: "Why doesn't anyone think I am an intellectual!!!"
Posted by: dj3way at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (bhPL1)
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 04:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)
+++++++++++
No, they're under house arrest. I have some colleagues in Ireland and what they're doing is bonkers. Only out of the house for grocery shopping, and then yes - masks mandatory. If you fly into the country, you have a two-week mandatory quarantine period and if you violate it they throw you in prison.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 04:15 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 13, 2020 04:15 PM (iFL57)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (JUOKG)
I politely disagree.
This shit will not end. Period.
This is what a big segment of the country wants. Ponder that.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 04:15 PM (YZchG)
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 13, 2020 04:16 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 13, 2020 04:12 PM
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And ask any doctor or "expert" on how a mask works with men with beards. Hint, they do not, so unless you are clean shaven there a mask is worthless.
Looked at a box of 25 masks at Walmart for $19.97. The box actually says.....
"Will not protect you from the corona virus", and "this is not a medical device".
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 04:16 PM (JUOKG)
Time for him to nail it the fuck back shut.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 13, 2020 04:15 PM (iFL57)
+++++++++++++++
I'd like to see him just cancel the federal state of emergency and remove all special exemptions and approvals for the state states of emergency.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 04:16 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: fly gal at July 13, 2020 04:13 PM (8TdcF)
Take a look at Fauci. Do you think that little greaseball pile of shit wasn't pounded every day of school? Now he's getting his revenge.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2020 04:16 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Summer of Love at July 13, 2020 04:16 PM (O11Ni)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2020 04:17 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 04:17 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2020 04:17 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2020 04:17 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 04:14
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With a monkey or a hooman?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 13, 2020 04:18 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 13, 2020 04:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: spindrift
You can't yodel with a mask on.
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2020 04:06 PM (arJlL)
Or sight an enemy in the Alps with goggles on.
Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2020 04:18 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 04:18 PM (czEd0)
186 S E Cupp and AOC: The Too Dumb To F*ck Club.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 13, 2020 04:09 PM (FFJtw)
No, not at all.
But they are in the "Too Dumb To F*ck And Stay In Bed With Until The Morning Club". AKA, The Shoot Scoot Club
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (I8FKK)
aka Hump and Dump, Screw and Shoo
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 04:18 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2020 04:06 PM (arJlL)
Riiii*cough, hack*cooola
Wow. You are correct!
Posted by: tbodie at July 13, 2020 04:18 PM (eii2u)
If Trump stays uninvolved he will lose people. This isn't about riots and Burn Loot Murder.
This is we the people who just want to Live Fucking Free Again.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 13, 2020 04:19 PM (iFL57)
Posted by: kyproud at July 13, 2020 04:09 PM (HMHlJ)
The PGA canceled their contract with Trump for the tournament at Doral when he was elected. I dropped them like a hot potato.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 04:19 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 13, 2020 04:12 PM
Worked for me.
Posted by: Zardoz at July 13, 2020 04:19 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Funny. They've been covered since the 7th century and they still got the 'Rona.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 04:19 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2020 04:19 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 13, 2020 04:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2020 04:19 PM (Xb8ZE)
Made me laugh.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2020 04:19 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2020 04:19 PM (eAZVt)
In the green room, yes.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
"Will not protect you from the corona virus", and "this is not a medical device".
Posted by: Mr. Scott
of course not- it's meant to make us think the government is Doing Something
and that is all it takes to make us Feel Safe
it's all crisis theater
the emperor has no clothes
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 04:20 PM (v0R5T)
So expecting the California state government to do anything that makes sense in a health care situation is whistling past the graveyard.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2020 04:21 PM (5ojuH)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with more Disturbed) at July 13, 2020 04:21 PM (N3El/)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 03:54 PM (U9Qbt)
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Too late.
lol
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 04:21 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 04:21 PM (e7k9E)
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 13, 2020 04:21 PM (aVdBV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Xb8ZE)
if you're scared about COVID, go hide under your bed and have your groceries delivered and never leave your house.
otherwise, leave the rest of us alone to judge for ourselves what acceptable amount of risk we are willing to take to do what we would like to do......
fuck off
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2020 04:22 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Beached Karen at July 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2020 04:21 PM (5ojuH)
++++++++++++
My company's offices there have such a placard in the cafeteria (more than one, actually - they're sort of throughout the area). A Prop 95 warning that the entire area will just kill you dead.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 04:22 PM (hYcqw)
Made me laugh."
Are you sure his name wasn't Hey Soos?
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 13, 2020 04:22 PM (aVdBV)
I'll probably disavow this later but I'm very pessimistic right now
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Had to take my 91 year old Mom to Fresno for a Dr. appoint. Her Sister lives there so we stopped by for coffee this morning.
91 Mom, 85 Uncle, 85 Aunt... and they have given up. They said things will never be normal again. That I HAD to play by these new rules, so I would not kill them.
So I moved the conversation to how this crap was affecting people, especially school kids, and College Students.
Then asked 'OK, so the question then becomes how much of THEIR futures are we willing to sacrifice'.
Needless to say, got dirty looks from the surrender caucus.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2020 04:22 PM (NgKpN)
I'm still wearing my mask, when forced to.
It has a bright yellow six pointed star on it.
I get quite a few glares from older women whom I know are Democrats.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 13, 2020 04:22 PM (d9Irc)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2020 04:16
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Gross! I wouldn't have even pounded him with your dick.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 13, 2020 04:22 PM (Dhht7)
Muh damned mask keeps getting stuck in the snorkel...
Posted by: Beached Karen at July 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ELgVT)
And Karen has gotten sand in her "no no" spot, which is why she's so bitchy.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 04:23 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 13, 2020 04:21 PM (aVdBV)
Was on the lake this weekend. Woman made her boyfriend/husband whatever stop their boat because the wind was making it harder for her to take a selfie.
I weep for our future.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2020 04:23 PM (Xb8ZE)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with more Disturbed) at July 13, 2020 04:21 PM (N3El/)
Who? Chris Berman and Tom Jackson? Man, ESPN went way off the tracks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at July 13, 2020 04:23 PM (xPJvm)
if you're scared about COVID, go hide under your bed and have your groceries delivered and never leave your house.
otherwise, leave the rest of us alone to judge for ourselves what acceptable amount of risk we are willing to take to do what we would like to do......
fuck off
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2020 04:22 PM (W2Pud)
+++++++++++++
That's not very nice, Nurse. You shouldn't say you want grandma to die.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 04:23 PM (hYcqw)
There are clearly codicils that permit this.
Posted by: Muad'dib
"Double (Bag) Secret Probation"
Posted by: Sharkman at July 13, 2020 04:23 PM (FFJtw)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (JUOKG)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS A COMEDY BLOG, RIGHT? BECAUSE WE ARE NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL YOU BITCHES ARE ERADICATED.
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 13, 2020 04:23 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with more Disturbed) at July 13, 2020 04:21 PM (N3El/)
The information is in a document called the Constitution. I know she's probably never heard of it , but if she googles, she will find copies online.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2020 04:23 PM (5ojuH)
Are you sure his name wasn't Hey Soos?
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 13, 2020 04:22 PM (aVdBV)
Never met a Mexican named Jesus spell it that way, nor pronounce it Jesus, either way.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
"Will not protect you from the corona virus", and "this is not a medical device".
Posted by: Mr. Scott
Put that picture on Facebook. The fact checkers will cover it and tell the world you are misinterpreting it.
BTDT.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 04:24 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2020 04:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:24 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2020 04:24 PM (Pqytn)
We all knew that, of course. Soros' SpokesDemon just confirmed it today.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 13, 2020 04:24 PM (FFJtw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
grandma can stay at home.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2020 04:25 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2020 04:25 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2020 04:25 PM (l0Lgi)
Time for him to nail it the fuck back shut.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 13, 2020 04:15 PM (iFL57)
I think Trump is trying to get the masses to put pressure on their governors to stop this shit. He's gently nudging people in that direction.
But the media did such a bang-up job of scaring the living shit out of everyone that there's no movement towards that. In fact the WORST offenders among the Govs seem to have the highest approval.
Go figure.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 04:25 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 04:25 PM (czEd0)
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 13, 2020 04:21 PM (aVdBV)
.......
They're for people who have no friends to take pictures of them.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 04:25 PM (v0R5T)
Butter lettuce. NOT the thick, yellow/brown ribs of romaine.
....
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2020 04:15 PM (W2Pud)
Butter lettuce is the best lettuce.
Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2020 04:25 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2020 04:26 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 13, 2020 04:21 PM (aVdBV)
Was on the lake this weekend. Woman made her boyfriend/husband whatever stop their boat because the wind was making it harder for her to take a selfie.
I weep for our future.
Posted by: Sponge
I would have deposited her ass on the shore toot sweet.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 04:26 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:24 PM (iTXRQ
I said very much the same in 2016. Lots of people had advice for him then too. People gotta just sit back and marvel because we will likely never get this again.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 04:26 PM (e7k9E)
"Will not protect you from the corona virus", and "this is not a medical device".
Posted by: Mr. Scott
of course not- it's meant to make us think the government is Doing Something
and that is all it takes to make us Feel Safe
it's all crisis theater
the emperor has no clothes
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:20 PM
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And the politico fact checkers are calling that false even though there are actual pictures of the boxes all over the place.
They are saying while those are real photos, but they are claiming it is a "misunderstanding" and it doesn't mean the masks are ineffective.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 04:26 PM (JUOKG)
Just what do they put in the water fountain at CNN?
Posted by: Sphynx at July 13, 2020 04:27 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Costanza Bonanza at July 13, 2020 04:27 PM (7LTrc)
boyfriend/husband whatever stop their boat because the wind was making
it harder for her to take a selfie.
I weep for our future.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well, if the wife/girlfriend was HOT, I think the boyfriend/husband's future looked pretty bright. For some things, one must make allowances.
Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2020 04:27 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Skip
*snort.
At $13,500 reimbursement for a covid death from Uncle Sugar, what do you think?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 04:27 PM (T0djb)
That's a lot of lace wigs.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade internet villain at July 13, 2020 04:27 PM (bML9A)
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You can't stop a virus without full bio-containment protocols.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 04:27 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2020 04:28 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 13, 2020 04:21 PM (aVdBV)
.......
They're for people who have no friends to take pictures of them.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 04:25 PM (v0R5T)
Not necessarily. I don't take selfies.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 04:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 04:25 PM (v0R5T)
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If only. It's weird, and I don't get it either. I was in a restaurant in the Before Times and there is was group of six people all cramming together to try to take a selfie. They were struggling and kept failing.
Eventually, I got sick of it and walked over to them and asked, "would you like me to take your picture?" The light bulbs went on more or less simultaneously in the group, and then the leader girl handed me her phone sort of shame-faced.
They don't even think to ask.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 04:28 PM (hYcqw)
commutation of Stone's sentence. She is demanding information from the
Executive branch.
What? she can't read? These Leftists never give up.
As a side note, I saw that Rod Rosenstein was promoting Mueller's op-ed defense of the Stone persecution.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2020 04:28 PM (r+sAi)
"Jesus in the credits because they listed his name as Hey Soos.
Made me laugh."
Are you sure his name wasn't Hey Soos?
Posted by: goodluckduck
One of the regular characters on Rawhide was named Hey Soos. It listed it that way in the credits.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2020 04:28 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2020 04:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 04:22 PM (hYcqw)
Everything I buy here in Michigan has the Prop 95 tag on it if it is sold nationally. I ordered some merchandise from California the other day, and the first giant paper card in the box was a warning that the contents were hazardous and would likely cause cancer.
Oh, I long for the days when the only irritating paper tag on items here were when they were written in French. Cause , you know, Canada.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2020 04:28 PM (5ojuH)
Went to the grocery store, saw people going in all had masks. Asked the guy gathering shopping carts in the parking lot if masks were required now.
"Yep, but just find some toilet paper or something in your car and put it around your head. It doesn't matter."
Posted by: Sphynx at July 13, 2020 04:29 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (JUOKG)
You're right to a point. Trump is such a blast of truth and honesty and Love of Country that no one can see straight. The Left loathes him. The "Right" is scared of upsetting THEIR grift. And the media has been doing everything in it's power to destroy him.
His supporters are discouraged about all this --and the virus too--but THEY won't abandon him.
Never seen the country this polarized.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 04:29 PM (gtdYu)
There might be no coming back from this shit.
https://tinyurl.com/yaecftt3
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 13, 2020 04:29 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with more Disturbed) at July 13, 2020 04:21 PM (N3El/)
The information is in a document called the Constitution. I know she's probably never heard of it , but if she googles, she will find copies online.
Posted by: Jen the original
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Uh, no she won't.
Posted by: Google at July 13, 2020 04:29 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2020 04:29 PM (Xb8ZE)
265 232 Guy Mohawk
I'm still wearing my mask, when forced to.
It has a bright yellow six pointed star on it.
I get quite a few glares from older women whom I know are Democrats.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 13, 2020 04:22 PM (d9Irc)
I should make up a mask with a red 6 pt star... which is the insignia of my old unit, 6ID (Light). Should be good for some laughs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2020 04:30 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2020 04:28 PM (dUJdY)
That's what I've been wearing. Already had two, one Camo, one Black with a skull on it.
Bought them for my Son when he started to play paintball, but they never made it out of the packages until now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2020 04:30 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2020 04:26 PM (6f16T)
HAHA AND THE AVERAGE AGE IS 85. ADMIT IT, WE HAVE YOU BY THE BALLS AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! SCREAM ALL YOU WANT IT'S JUST MUSIC TO MY EARS WHILE I EAT SOME MORE CAVIAR!
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 13, 2020 04:31 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2020 04:28 PM (dUJdY)
I have one with a skull face. Pretty cool, especially with shades, but I almost never wear, because I am still stubbornly going maskless as much as possible (sometimes I need food or beer).
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at July 13, 2020 04:31 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade internet villain at July 13, 2020 04:27 PM (bML9A)
The old AoS lace wigs guy was ahead of his time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 13, 2020 04:31 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Simplemind at July 13, 2020 04:31 PM (yshFD)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 04:32 PM (U9Qbt)
Dammit, why didn't I think of getting a skull on it! *kicks self in the butt*... ouch.. my knee!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2020 04:32 PM (dUJdY)
But the media did such a bang-up job of scaring the living shit out of everyone that there's no movement towards that. In fact the WORST offenders among the Govs seem to have the highest approval.
Go figure.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 04:25 PM (gtdYu)
If you are unwilling to argue with your local or state gov. you are not going to argue to change you federal. People are generally afraid of the government, decades of laws, licensing, regulations, and lawsuits have done that to population.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2020 04:32 PM (5ojuH)
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 04:25 PM (v0R5T)
Not necessarily. I don't take selfies.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 04:28
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That's one of those "facts not in evidence" thingys. Got a lot of grey box friends, no?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 13, 2020 04:32 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: I Have Questions at July 13, 2020 04:32 PM (+v+zN)
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You can't stop a virus without full bio-containment protocols.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
And yet, people will argue to their last breath, "just put on the mask!"
How about a big LOLGFY?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 04:32 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2020 04:32 PM (5ojuH)
But how does this translate into HIGHER approval for jagoffs like Cuomo and Murphy and others?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 04:33 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2020 04:33 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 04:34 PM (ocj+U)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
you can't really see cuz this is a blog, but there's a light bulb over my head right now
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:34 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 13, 2020 04:27 PM (rXie1)
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Saltpeter
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2020 04:34 PM (/669Q)
Any statisticians out there looked into a correlation of frequency of masked armed robberies with outbreak of covid and mask requirements? Might be interesting.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 13, 2020 04:34 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 04:34 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 04:34 PM (U9Qbt)
I mildly understand the self-taken group photo. But just your own face by yourself?
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 13, 2020 04:35 PM (fkrZ7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
And yet, people will argue to their last breath, "just put on the mask!"
How about a big LOLGFY?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 04:32 PM (T0djb)
98.7% of people infected recover. The Trump Cocktail WORKS 100% of the time.
We're getting epically SCREWED.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 04:32 PM (U9Qbt)
DONE!!!
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 13, 2020 04:35 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2020 04:27 PM (Pqytn)
Good to see that situational analysis is not dead here at AoS!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 13, 2020 04:35 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:35 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 13, 2020 04:35 PM (fkrZ7)
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How else will I get pics to post on Instagram?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 04:35 PM (hYcqw)
state gov. you are not going to argue to change you federal. People are
generally afraid of the government, decades of laws, licensing,
regulations, and lawsuits have done that to population.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2020 04:32 PM (5ojuH)
This is your blind spot. Right here.
Many folks simply look at the government as rule bringers. And ignore them. Even go so far as to - get this - break their rules.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 04:35 PM (YZchG)
https://tinyurl.com/y9qpp63z
Posted by: Archer
I like "This Mask Is As Useless As Our Governor"
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 04:36 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 13, 2020 04:36 PM (pw+jk)
https://www.nascar.com/ fanvote
Posted by: DooDad at July 13, 2020 04:36 PM (SnLSx)
The irony should physically burn at that level.
joe biden 44 years in DC is considered a "new leader".
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 04:36 PM (JUOKG)
Then take a hard look at more unpleasant things
Except for the BiG FIVE Amazon Google Apple Facebook and
Posted by: Kurt at July 13, 2020 04:37 PM (9jQ3Y)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
Mine says 999 on an image of a coconut.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 13, 2020 04:37 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2020 04:27 PM (Pqytn)
Good to see that situational analysis is not dead here at AoS!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
If she's ever been married and divorced before, she's someone else's PITA.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 04:37 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 13, 2020 04:37 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 04:33 PM (gtdYu)
Ve know vhere you live, comrade!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 13, 2020 04:37 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 13, 2020 04:27 PM
Stelter's tears.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 13, 2020 04:37 PM (COzlW)
Then it doesn't matter whether it was a governor, a mayor, a city council, a church, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 04:37 PM (hYcqw)
We're getting epically SCREWED.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Recovery rate is probably way higher because right now it's just based on cases confirmed by testing.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 04:37 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 13, 2020 04:38 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2020 04:38 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 04:38 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 13, 2020 04:27 PM
Satan's jizz
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2020 04:38 PM (W2Pud)
Oh wait, that was the SI Thread.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2020 04:38 PM (r+sAi)
Anyone who reads a book in public about the fashion industry is not someone to take seriously.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2020 04:39 PM (EGyGV)
https://www.nascar.com/ fanvote
Posted by: DooDad at July 13, 2020 04:36 PM (SnLSx)
Dude, NASCAR has gone full retard. Do not click on that shit, ever.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 13, 2020 04:39 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Kurt at July 13, 2020 04:39 PM (9jQ3Y)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
He's one chicken nugget short of a happy meal.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 04:39 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 13, 2020 04:27 PM
Stelter's tears.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 13, 2020 04:37 PM (COzlW)
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You can't drink those, they're far too bitter.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at July 13, 2020 04:40 PM (alQ7b)
governors to stop this shit. He's gently nudging people in that
direction.
But the media did such a bang-up job of scaring the living shit out
of everyone that there's no movement towards that. In fact the WORST
offenders among the Govs seem to have the highest approval.
Go figure.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 04:25 PM (gtdYu)
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I give those approval numbers the same credence that I give Joey the Paste beating Trump polls.... ZERO.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 13, 2020 04:40 PM (pw+jk)
In fact, Sunday in San diego was a huge rally. coincidentally, the big fire happened.
Posted by: artemis at July 13, 2020 04:40 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 04:37 PM (T0djb)
That's The second level of critical analysis!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 13, 2020 04:40 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 13, 2020 04:40 PM (sWM8x)
I went outside to do some gardening in the front yard and my next-door neighbor started talking to me, After a couple minutes of random gossip, she said something about masks, and I said, "Who knows if these things even work?"
She stopped dead in her tracks and intoned menacingly, "Only Trumpistas say masks are useless! That's a Trump thing!"
Me: "Really? Well, who knows?" Shrugs.
The kicker: I WAS WEARING A MASK, AND SHE WASNT.
That just about sums everything up.
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 04:40 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 13, 2020 04:39 PM (CLteG)
I happen to be a fan. Most are good guys. Thanks for the help
Posted by: DooDad at July 13, 2020 04:40 PM (SnLSx)
Dude, NASCAR has gone full retard. Do not click on that shit, ever.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 13, 2020 04:39 PM (CLteG)
This.
I give a shit about their All Star race. I'll never watch them again and I'd been going to Texas Motor Speedway since it opened.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:41 PM (iTXRQ)
Fuck this bitch, in particular. ConservaTHOTs as a group are probably my most hated cucks, after Kristol, Goldberg, Williamson and French.
They trade on their middling looks for a bunch of thirsty beta cucks like the aforementioned, and then go Commie at the drop of a hat because they just can't help themselves.
Give 'em a shovel, and get 'em on that Canal, stat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2020 04:41 PM (oJN+m)
Me: "Really? Well, who knows?" Shrugs.
The kicker: I WAS WEARING A MASK, AND SHE WASNT.
That just about sums everything up.
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 04:40 PM (HEEq1)
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But...you didn't say that they were useless.
I think your neighbor may be stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 04:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2020 04:41 PM (6f16T)
If you are one of theose sheeple - please, help fight this stupidity. You're not helping anyone, particularly not your self. Herd immunity is what we need and all you're likely doing is slowing that down at best. At worst, you're doing nothing but breathing your own carbon dioxide all day.
Posted by: Non-Masked Avenger at July 13, 2020 04:41 PM (7LTrc)
Older people and the otherwise vulnerable can wear masks and goggles if they like. Or voluntarily stay home. Otherwise, there's no reason for ANY of the crap we're going through.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 13, 2020 04:42 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Kurt at July 13, 2020 04:42 PM (9jQ3Y)
"Will not protect you from the corona virus", and "this is not a medical device".
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 04:16 PM (JUOKG)
Those are the "please do not sue us out of business if you are stupid enough to wear these during the plandemic" clauses.
Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2020 04:42 PM (Rbu5d)
Oh, and I remember Talley taking heat for praising Melania. Little Miss Shit-For-Brains might not be as woke as she thinks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2020 04:42 PM (oJN+m)
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2020 04:42 PM (gLRfa)
In fact, Sunday in San diego was a huge rally. coincidentally, the big fire happened.
Posted by: artemis at July 13, 2020 04:40 PM (AwPyG)
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I have sent in four petitions (20 signatures) and am just getting started with people I do not know. My goal is 100.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 13, 2020 04:43 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2020 04:42 PM (gLRfa)
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You're gonna have to be more specific than that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
That just about sums everything up.
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 04:40 PM (HEEq1)
Gimp masks count?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 13, 2020 04:43 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Kurt at July 13, 2020 04:42 PM (9jQ3Y)
Thank you for equating both with murder.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 13, 2020 04:43 PM (CLteG)
I got up at 4:00 this morning to try to see it. But there is an enormous tree blocking the view from my window to the east. So I went back to bed.
Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2020 04:43 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 04:43 PM (ocj+U)
Posted by: Kurt at July 13, 2020 04:42 PM (9jQ3Y)
One is murder and the other is junk science.
Oh, and you're a dick.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 13, 2020 04:44 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 04:44 PM (xfb67)
Our parish is starting a Safety and Observation Team. Military or peace officer experience a plus.
Hmm, what could possibly be the reason?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 04:44 PM (mht8P)
Don't get insulted. Sacrifice is not giving up something you don't like. The general consensus here is that all professional sports should be avoided because of their various support of Leftist and Marxist organizations.
If you want to continue to support NASCAR who basically called you a racist that's your decision to make.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 04:44 PM (U9Qbt)
My Partner's Sexual History Is Way More Intense Than I Thought
Hearing about it is a huge turn-on, but she's shy. How do I get her to tell me more?
https://tinyurl.com/yadroh3z
Pro tip: If you're planning to write in to a magazine for sex or relationship advice, don't make it Slate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 04:44 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2020 04:45 PM (gLRfa)
lol, owned Drumpifists!
Now back to drawing "Drumpf sucks" with my own feces.
Posted by: Blurt at July 13, 2020 04:45 PM (5aFbR)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 13, 2020 04:45 PM (jUVms)
Uh, if the lady didn't choose to let that unprotected cock inside her body, it's called "rape."
The vast majority of the women are just lazy, self-involved ho's - not rape victims.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2020 04:46 PM (oJN+m)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 04:46 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 13, 2020 04:39 PM (CLteG)
I happen to be a fan. Most are good guys. Thanks for the help.
Posted by: DooDad at July 13, 2020 04:40 PM (SnLSx)
I'll keep saying it - do "we" have the will to collectively match theirs ?
Drivers may be fine fellows - but NASCAR has chosen to be front and center on this current swell of activism.
Can we meet fire with fire ? Silence means acceptance - as I saw a decal in the back of a hatchback inform me regarding BLM.
How deep is your need for entertainment ?
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 04:46 PM (YZchG)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 13, 2020 04:46 PM (H3MF8)
Hearing about it is a huge turn-on, but she's shy
She sure sounds shy...
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 04:46 PM (czEd0)
Actually, that was Joey "Fingers" Biden.
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2020 04:46 PM (CTJwJ)
...
And yet he WILL win.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 04:21 PM (e7k9E)
Keep posting, ..., I need the encouragement.
Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2020 04:46 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Bill R. at July 13, 2020 04:46 PM (wzzJf)
Posted by: An Observation at July 13, 2020 04:46 PM (vcuoc)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 04:16 PM (JUOKG)
Those are the "please do not sue us out of business if you are stupid enough to wear these during the plandemic" clauses.
Posted by: Flyover
Told that to a guy. He tried to claim fact checkers.
I told him that I'd take a company's lawyer's declaration over a Politifact fact checker named Benji from Mumbai.
Simply because the lawyer KNOWS his company can't win if they say it will, because they know it won't.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 04:46 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 04:46 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2020 04:47 PM (9vnup)
fight this stupidity. You're not helping anyone, particularly not your
self. Herd immunity is what we need and all you're likely doing is
slowing that down at best. At worst, you're doing nothing but breathing
your own carbon dioxide all day.
Posted by: Non-Masked Avenger at July 13, 2020 04:41 PM (7LTrc)
I'm trying to red pill an old friend in NoVA. Her bf broke up with her over her mask hysteria. They were - get this, AT A BREWERY with friends and she was freaking out because there were "hundreds of people without masks."
How do you drink beer with a mask on?
I've sent her a few links - the first was the Illinois Dept of Health minister or whatever admitting that dying WITH the virus is added to dying OF the virus and she was like "OMG!"
Yeah. OMG indeed.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 13, 2020 04:47 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 04:47 PM (LvTSG)
Wants to wear a mask but isn't.
Has book with a black guy.
Putting hate on decent and civilized people.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 13, 2020 04:47 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 13, 2020 04:47 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2020 04:47 PM (czEd0)
Posted by: MAGA at July 13, 2020 04:47 PM (bloh/)
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2020 04:45 PM (gLRfa)
When in Middle School, one of the football coaches was named Jack. One day, a student raised his hand in class where Jack was substituting and asked him "Jack? Is your middle name Meoff?"
It didn't work out well for the kid.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2020 04:47 PM (9vnup)
Posted by: JAS at July 13, 2020 04:48 PM (2BZBZ)
"Really, you hooked up in a bar? Where men were drinking? What are the chances?"
Not impressed.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 04:48 PM (xfb67)
I take the Jewish Biblical view that a fetus becomes a human with a soul upon it's first breath outside if it's mother
This is called the quickening and the soul enters the body in this first breath
Posted by: Kurt at July 13, 2020 04:48 PM (9jQ3Y)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 13, 2020 04:48 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2020 04:48 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: MAGA at July 13, 2020 04:47 PM (bloh/)
Black fashion 'expert.'
Does that tell you anything?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)
I got up at 4:00 this morning to try to see it. But there is an enormous tree blocking the view from my window to the east. So I went back to bed.
Posted by: Chris M
No way would I get up before dawn to go skygazing. But evening skygazing? Yes!
So I've been waiting for the comet to go around the sun and start appearing in the evening sky. And that happens, starting...TODAY! Whoopee!
For the last week, there has been basically NO FOG here in the Bay Area, with lovely clear skies even at night. So early pre-dawn views were clear.
BUTTTTTTTT...starting this morning and continuing tonight, and for the foreseeable future: FOG BLOTTING OUT THE SKY starting every late afternoon.
I won't be able to see a thing in the western sky!Starting on the very day the comet became visible! Grrrrr!
CURSE YOU, GODS OF IRONY.
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 04:48 PM (HEEq1)
http://www.ardensday.com/blog/covitaly
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 13, 2020 04:48 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2020 04:48 PM (gLRfa)
Dude, NASCAR has gone full retard. Do not click on that shit, ever.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 13, 2020 04:39 PM (CLteG)
This.
I give a shit about their All Star race. I'll never watch them
again and I'd been going to Texas Motor Speedway since it opened.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Nascar leadership sucks lately. What sport doesn't these days.I get it. Say what you will but Nascar is the only sport that I know of that has a prayer, The National Anthem (with no fucking kneeling) and a flyover before each race.
Posted by: DooDad at July 13, 2020 04:48 PM (SnLSx)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 13, 2020 04:48 PM (Dhht7)
--That shit is still around?
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2020 04:49 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2020 04:49 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Bill R.
Wearing OR not wearing a mask?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 04:49 PM (T0djb)
If I could though, I'd head to the beach and at least cop some underboob from that Cupp girl.
Posted by: Joe 30330 at July 13, 2020 04:49 PM (iM0Se)
Posted by: Bill R. at July 13, 2020 04:46 PM (wzzJf)
Maybe governor witless just needs to have mask-less lunch counters just like the old days. Segregation then, segregation now, segregation forever!
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 04:49 PM (gmo/4)
authority to make me wear a mask on the outside of my body are the same
ones who day that a woman has no right to control what goes on inside
her body
Posted by: Kurt at July 13, 2020 04:42 PM (9jQ3Y)
She could hold an aspirin between her knees...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 13, 2020 04:49 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: azalea city at July 13, 2020 04:49 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 13, 2020 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)
I was smart enough to never call him that.
Posted by: JAS at July 13, 2020 04:50 PM (2BZBZ)
square one house arrest because Newsome says we need to flatten the
curve once again.... This is so friggin' stupid
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 04:46 PM (Zmnko)
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DOWNLOAD the PETITION and get some signatures. You will find many in Kalifornia have had enough of his dictator leftist (birm) ways.
https://recallgavin2020.com/petition/
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 13, 2020 04:50 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2020 04:50 PM (oVJmc)
It didn't work out well for the kid.''
I imagine his parents got a call after which unfortunate things happened to the young lad.
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2020 04:51 PM (gLRfa)
Hey, you fucking retard - why not try learning what Jewish law actually says about abortion before you mouth off about it?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2020 04:51 PM (oJN+m)
And then slowly move on toward ... "and now we know the death rate is actually more like the flu, so all the scary talk was wrong". Just don't say "all lives matter", then they'll know you are a Trumpist troglodyte. They are very protective of their Kult and its memes.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2020 04:51 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 04:51 PM (YZchG)
Oh, that's lovely. What does the 'Jewish Bible' say about gunning the fuckesr down in Chicago every weekend? Is it cool with that?
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2020 04:51 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2020 04:51 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Bill R. at July 13, 2020 04:46 PM (wzzJf)
Mine too.
I really don't think I could dislike her any more. But it's only Monday.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2020 04:51 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 04:52 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 04:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 04:52 PM (xfb67)
I've got it on good authority that those legs go all the way up to her ass. The rules for crazy don't apply to dumb, so I would definitely take this one for hard ride.
Posted by: jwest at July 13, 2020 04:52 PM (mrrpT)
Please review the First Rule of Holes, then go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 13, 2020 04:53 PM (sWM8x)
LOL! So I wouldn't have seen it this morning anyway then. Evening works much better for me.
Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2020 04:53 PM (eAZVt)
This is called the quickening and the soul enters the body in this first breath
Posted by: Kurt at July 13, 2020 04:48 PM (9jQ3Y)
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Um, no.
The "quickening" was at the first movement of the baby, which normally occurs about mid-point of the pregnancy.
Before modern science, they had no other way to discern that there was a life in the womb.
Now we know better.
Biology 101 ---- Science!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 13, 2020 04:53 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: DooDad at July 13, 2020 04:48 PM (SnLSx)
The leadership has been shit since France died.
I will not tolerate a sport/league that runs on MY MONEY (tickets, merch, advertisement) that calls me racist and hateful.
It's a free country, of course, and our opinions on it obviously vary a bit. It's what makes this place great.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 13, 2020 04:39 PM (CLteG)
I happen to be a fan. Most are good guys. Thanks for the help
Posted by: DooDad at July 13, 2020 04:40 PM (SnLSx)
Being a fan of racing cars is not the same as being a fan of NASCAR. Believe me, I get it but until NASCAR tells the Wokester Mafia to get fucked, they are just grifting your money.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 13, 2020 04:53 PM (CLteG)
186 S E Cupp and AOC: The Too Dumb To F*ck Club.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 13, 2020 04:09 PM (FFJtw)
No, not at all.
But they are in the "Too Dumb To F*ck And Stay In Bed With Until The Morning Club". AKA, The Shoot Scoot Club
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 13, 2020 04:14 PM (I8FKK)
aka Hump and Dump, Screw and Shoo
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2020 04:18 PM (N39Ws)
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Fuck and Chuck, Ride and Slide, Shag and Flag, Dock and Block...
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at July 13, 2020 04:54 PM (alQ7b)
Posted by: Blurt at July 13, 2020 04:55 PM (5aFbR)
Posted by: JAS at July 13, 2020 04:55 PM (2BZBZ)
"Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee,"
Don't go with the Cliff Notes, knob.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2020 04:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:56 PM (iTXRQ)
Looks like Kurt f'ed up again. And it was so easy to find on the internet.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 04:56 PM (xfb67)
Mmm'kay. Pardon my askin', but ain't they a gay political group?
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2020 04:56 PM (Z4rgH)
Yeah, and expects that rationale to fly with Christians who are taught that John leapt in his mother's womb with the approach of the savior. Because he... didn't have a soul yet? DAFUQ
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 13, 2020 04:56 PM (CGB5H)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:56 PM (iTXRQ)
LOL! So I wouldn't have seen it this morning anyway then. Evening works much better for me.
Posted by: Chris M
Actually, because it's midsummer, for a brief time the comet is visible but just pre-pawn and post-sunset, because the daylight hours are, like 16 hours per 24-hur day in these latitudes in the Northern hemisphere. So, in a rare stroke of luck for folks north of the equator, this particular comet will be visible both morning AND evening for a while. I think this magic circumstance is only going to last for a few days. So you COULD have seen it this morning - AND this evening!
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 04:56 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2020 04:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cliff Claven at July 13, 2020 04:56 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 04:57 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 13, 2020 04:57 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2020 04:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Blurt
Pro tip: if they can die, they're not immortal.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 04:57 PM (T0djb)
NASCAR used to be a great big advertising medium to rednecks. You could go into the Home Depot tent and check out shit - touch tools, swing a hammer at a nail and win a prize. Same with Lowes. It was like going to the state fair - just much better - and they didn't apologize for trying to sell you stuff. That was kinda' the point.
It's corporate now - and has been for a while.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 04:57 PM (YZchG)
Mmm'kay. Pardon my askin', but ain't they a gay political group?
she's an honorary gay
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:57 PM (iTXRQ)
This is why the left keep getting away with it. They literally say they want you dead. Like literally literally not the fake literally. Blm wants you dead. NASCAR cheers on. And yet you continue to give them your money because the drivers are good guys. JFC man wake the fuck up.
Posted by: Poster X at July 13, 2020 04:57 PM (kTW6K)
The second rule of holes is, "failing that, Kurt, GFY in all of them".
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 13, 2020 04:58 PM (CGB5H)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 13, 2020 04:56 PM (iTXRQ)
It turns out you can't substitute shortening, even if they sound kind of similar. This tastes terrible.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2020 04:58 PM (t+qrx)
She is, however, dim and shallow.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 13, 2020 04:58 PM (9hauA)
@DailyCaller
NBA Won't Sell Customized 'FreeHongKong' Jerseys, But Will Create 'F**kPolice' Jerseys
https://tinyurl.com/y9f33yxh
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2020 04:59 PM (wiXsO)
Per Cupp's wiki, she is a Log Cabin Republican, yet married to a guy for 6 years with a kid.
Mmm'kay. Pardon my askin', but ain't they a gay political group?
Posted by: GnuBreed
Pancake eaters
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2020 04:59 PM (aKsyK)
When, and how did Nascar car me a racist?
Posted by: DooDad at July 13, 2020 04:59 PM (SnLSx)
Posted by: Kert at July 13, 2020 04:59 PM (pAuqr)
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 04:25 PM (v0R5T)
Not necessarily. I don't take selfies.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 04:28
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That's one of those "facts not in evidence" thingys. Got a lot of grey box friends, no?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 13, 2020 04:32 PM (Dhht7)
If any of you are taking my picture you've either hacked my phone or are surveilling me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 04:59 PM (NWiLs)
Preach what you live!
Posted by: JAS at July 13, 2020 05:00 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 05:00 PM (Zmnko)
He's simply too dense to form new memories.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 13, 2020 05:00 PM (CGB5H)
need "new leaders". Now more than ever we need fresh faces and new
people in DC to take charge."
Elect Biden to get a new face as POTUS ... (cuz 88 year old Biden will be out within a year, and the new face will be the VP.)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2020 05:00 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Erik Duiker at July 13, 2020 05:00 PM (8oSoU)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 05:00 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2020 05:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 05:02 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Bill R.
Not wearing. Yeah. Now my friend fromTN isn't coming week afternext
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 13, 2020 05:02 PM (/+bwe)
We wanted a better troll. Well, by God, we got one.
Troll School has upped their game. Bigly. Well done.
Posted by: Circular Thinking at July 13, 2020 05:02 PM (YZchG)
If any of you are taking my picture you've either hacked my phone or are surveilling me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 04:59 PM (NWiLs)
We do it because we care.
About our paychecks.
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at July 13, 2020 05:02 PM (oVJmc)
When, and how did Nascar car me a racist?
Posted by: DooDad at July 13, 2020 04:59 PM (SnLSx)
They banned the Confederate Flag because it "stands for racism and slavery" meaning anyone who flies it is a racist. Then, they blanket blamed everyone for Bubba Wallace being exposed to a noose that he didn't see and said we all need to stop our systemic racism when there wasn't any noose to begin with.
Guess you missed all that over the past month.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)
that's very apparent
here in PA, nothing at all is happening virus wise, but wolf sits up at night thinking of new pointless restrictions for us
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at July 13, 2020 05:03 PM (j9HX3)
Oh and I don't just mean Jewish law - those are based on the original Hebrew in 9 Genesis. We go easier these days, simply forbidding the practice - we used to put a woman to death for it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2020 05:03 PM (oJN+m)
I thought were entitled to it. I thought we were, in fact, endowed with unalienable rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?
Yeah? Or Nah, wear the mask, plebe?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 13, 2020 05:03 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2020 05:03 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 13, 2020 05:02 PM (/+bwe)
Hey, did you happen to get my email from Friday?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2020 05:03 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Poster X at July 13, 2020 05:04 PM (kTW6K)
Posted by: get a grip at July 13, 2020 05:04 PM (BRkq2)
@DailyCaller
NBA Won't Sell Customized 'FreeHongKong' Jerseys, But Will Create 'F**kPolice' Jerseys
https://tinyurl.com/y9f33yxh
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2020 04:59 PM (wiXsO)
--Bypass Daily Caller and read what outkick.com is putting out about this crap.
I'm so glad good sports journalists are breaking ranks and are sick of this SJW shyte.
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2020 05:04 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: JoeF
Crab bucket self-hating compliance? I can believe it.
The people who think that enforced mask compliance is "sowing unity" ("benign" socialists as opposed to power trippers) are the same camp of lunatics that think that because they were the only ones gauche enough to screech about more and more extreme politics for years while righties stayed polite that the country was drifting radically left with them.
The real tolerance. The budget that has about run out.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 13, 2020 05:05 PM (CGB5H)
Posted by: featherstone at July 13, 2020 05:05 PM (+/4Mh)
Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 13, 2020 05:06 PM (w7KSn)
Washington Warriors.
NY Post
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 05:07 PM (gmo/4)
My Partner's Sexual History Is Way More Intense Than I Thought
Hearing about it is a huge turn-on, but she's shy. How do I get her to tell me more?
https://tinyurl.com/yadroh3z
Pro tip: If you're planning to write in to a magazine for sex or relationship advice, don't make it Slate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 04:44 PM (hYcqw)
Gross and obviously fake. But mainly gross. Is this written by that Kozinski hating turd Cyrus the virus?
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 05:08 PM (Ed8Zd)
"Everyone is now free and the state of California is open for business!" Ah ah ah, didn't say "Newsome says" bwahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at July 13, 2020 05:09 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2020 05:03 PM (t+qrx)
No. It went to junkmail. Damn Outlook lets fake accounts send me fishing scams, but it won't recognize yours as safe. Text me next time, please. Sorry I missed out on a chance to check that out.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 13, 2020 05:18 PM (/+bwe)
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S. E-cup
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