Donkey-Chompers: Maybe The Enormous Spike in NYC Crime Isn't Caused By My Voters Looting and Setting Fires, But Because Poor People Need to Steal Bread for Their Starving Children

You know what I bet it was? A Gift of the Magi situation, except with looting. Someone had to loot a new chain for a pocket-watch, and someone else had to steal a golden comb.

Sure, that’s it https://t.co/EFudOwP0iE
— Unsigned, Journalism (@jgrantaddison) July 12, 2020

The thing is: stealing bread -- "petit larceny" -- is not up but down.

But you know what's up?

Murder.

Petit larceny is down 7.5 percent year-to-date. Murder is up 27 percent. https://t.co/LsyrqgET8B
— Charles Fain Lehman (@CharlesFLehman) July 12, 2020

Maybe they mean that people are murdering croissants.

Posted by: Ace at 01:15 PM

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Posted by: SturmToddler at July 13, 2020 01:15 PM (8D42x)

2 and yeah, that nice rack aint covering for the empty void in her head.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 13, 2020 01:15 PM (8D42x)

3 The Stupid is strong in this one.

Posted by: BignJames at July 13, 2020 01:16 PM (X/Pw5)

4 and as stated, it's not someone stealing bread to feed their family that is the problem.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 13, 2020 01:16 PM (8D42x)

5 My tits command you to believe me.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at July 13, 2020 01:16 PM (uJwgo)

6 corgis summoned

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 13, 2020 01:16 PM (8D42x)

7 Genius!

But New Yawkers will keep electing her and DeBlasio and Cuomo...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 13, 2020 01:16 PM (CjFDo)

8 My tits command you to believe me.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at July 13, 2020 01:16 PM (uJwgo)

show us the home made pron vid and we'll consider it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 13, 2020 01:17 PM (8D42x)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

10 But she's got big tits.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Monument to stupidity, that bish

Posted by: CN at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (ONvIw)

12 I wonder what it's like to always have nothing but complete stupidity come out of your mouth anytime you open it?

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (qKErG)

13 I read that as "murdering communists" and was thinking, so there's the silver lining.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (1ISKN)

14 She is hideously stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

15 How many calories in a big screen TV?

Are Nikes in the food pyramid?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (kA3Cp)

16 If they're not paying their rent they should have plenty of money for bread.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (oVJmc)

17 I was promised a nude Donkey Chompers. I was cheated.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (/uaBM)

18 Fifteenth?

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (XEAuc)

19 I'm offended at how stupid she is.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

20 My tits command you to believe me.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

***

Seeing is believing.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (axyOa)

21 she's so dum she makes tapper look smart

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (j9HX3)

22 This twat needs a bitch slapping. It makes me wish we had a Taiwan style legislature over here.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (XsgXy)

23 And the starving children are entitled to school chow 12 month a year, plus add in EBT and WIC. Fuck that cow.

Posted by: CN at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (ONvIw)

24 What's that around her neck? What's she trying so say?

Posted by: Bubba Wallace at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (AytXr)

25 Hold on now. Just because they aren't eating bread, doesn't mean they are eating. Perhaps we could have Cannibal Bob say a word or two about the difficulty of acquiring provisions.

Posted by: Someguy at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (Zm+LZ)

26 There, but for the Grace of God, goes my goldfish.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (8B6Ng)

27 And her constituents just ensured her re-election.

She could be just a backbencher, but Nancy elevated her and the rest of the squad on purpose.

But sure, white people are going to reward Democrats in 2020. Sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

28
12 I wonder what it's like to always have nothing but complete stupidity come out of your mouth anytime you open it?
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (qKErG)

Let's ask Riley! ** spoken in menacing tones **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (pNxlR)

29 This is exactly like Bernie Sanders' poetry about breadlines. He said:
It's funny, sometimes American journalists talk about how bad a country is, that people are lining up for food. That is a good thing! In other countries people don't line up for food: the rich get the food and the poor starve to death.

AOC is channeling her hero with this nonsense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (hYcqw)

30 Hey, someone should write a musical about that. . . maybe set it in France to make it classier?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (bDqIh)

31 If they're not paying their rent they should have plenty of money for bread.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (oVJmc)

We choose TRUTH over FACTS!!!!!

What's YOUR truth?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

32 The murder rate is probably up because trump instructed his MAGA army to murder POC.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (dNzKv)

33 One can tell we have serious problems when an idiot like this is a member of congress, and has not been removed from office.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (kA3Cp)

34 @7

Yep, and as their cities deteriorate, they will elect even more radical POS who will in turn blame mythical white supremacists and non-existent Republicans and white flight for all of their woes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (utZIk)

35 Where's the resulting police blotter of all the shoplifting calls?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (T0djb)

36 AOC is gonna Rock your Sh1t with her balled up fists of intellect.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (xYCki)

37 Behold, the face of your future overlord.

Laugh at her now. You won't be later.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (hku12)

38 5 My tits command you to ~~believe~~ pierce and put rings on me.
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at July 13, 2020 01:16 PM (uJwgo)

Fixed?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (XsgXy)

39 If AOC were in Pride and Prejudice, she'd be the really dumb 6th sister that the other five don't talk about.

(Can you tell what Mrs D is watching today?)

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (axyOa)

40 The thing is: stealing bread -- "petit larceny" -- is not up but down.

All too obvious: or just not worth calling the cops because they're just ignoring the shit out of it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (ysmsf)

41 No wonder so many of the chirrens and their mommas are so fat, with all that food being thrown at them 24/7.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (/uaBM)

42
Ace - what if your kids have a pre-existing condition that restricts them to a murder-only diet? What if your landlord only accepts rent payments in the form of murder?

Sheesh. Show some compassion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (AzW6q)

43 I'm pretty sure the places that were looted didn't even carry food.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

44 Looks like #AOCPrivilege to me, no one else would be allowed to be so stupid in public and still get paid a sweet Congressional salary by tax-paying dupes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (eTZoJ)

45 Okay, Tits McGee, let's ask some follow-up questions, shall we?

Why aren't people paying their rent? Why are they afraid to pay their rent? Why don't they have money? Where did the food go? Where did the jobs go? Where did the stores go?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (FOASr)

46 Jean Valjean hardest hit

Posted by: brak at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (cG+eD)

47 Yep, and as their cities deteriorate, they will elect even more radical POS who will in turn blame mythical white supremacists and non-existent Republicans and white flight for all of their woes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (utZIk)

but...but...whites are racist...we need them gone, right? Or they'll 'oppress' us?

Posted by: CN at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (ONvIw)

48 The thing is that I bet petit larceny is not actually down. It's just not being reported. Why bother calling the cops on $20 in stolen groceries or other things, or that you were mugged for $200 when you know they won't do a damn thing about it. You can't under report murder increases very easily since the bodies tend to show up.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (G2zl5)

49 I'm looking for the photos of the looters smashing the windows on the day-old bread store.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (yL25O)

50 If people aren't paying their rent, they have plenty of money to buy a loaf of bread.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (T0djb)

51 Quit insulting me.

Posted by: Stupid at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (qKErG)

52 If they're not paying their rent they should have plenty of money for bread.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (oVJmc)

We choose TRUTH over FACTS!!!!!

What's YOUR truth?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

What is truth?

Posted by: Pontius Pilate at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (AiZBA)

53 What a fucking round-boobed dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (VpIIl)

54 She surpasses me, and that's saying something.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (DMUuz)

55 There was a press conference 2 months ago. Trump blinked 3 times in 10 seconds, then 2 times in the next 10 seconds. That was a secret signal well known to white supremacists to begin the race war.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (dNzKv)

56 43 I'm pretty sure the places that were looted didn't even carry food.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

Apple stores, MAcy's and Nike..lol.

Posted by: CN at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (ONvIw)

57 As voters leave NYC they will lose congressional seats. AOC needs to be at the top of the list.

Posted by: Guzalot at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (Rz36l)

58 42
Ace - what if your kids have a pre-existing condition that restricts them to a murder-only diet? What if your landlord only accepts rent payments in the form of murder?

Sheesh. Show some compassion.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (AzW6q)

Exactly. You'd think a hobo-eating ewok would show more understanding.

Posted by: Someguy at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (Zm+LZ)

59 So all the liquor stores were looted to feed the kids?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (1ISKN)

60 Black men need Nike Airs and Beats headphones to survive during Covid, it's how they feed their children.

Posted by: Raven at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (VH1Q/)

61 I'm looking for the photos of the looters smashing the windows on the day-old bread store.

there was bread and rice hidden in those boxes that looked like they held shoes and flat screen TVs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (KZzsI)

62 I don't mind stealin bread

Posted by: Temple of the Dog at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (2cfUo)

63 54 She surpasses me, and that's saying something.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (DMUuz)

=========

"We should get these two together."
-Peter Venkman

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

64
In other countries people don't line up for food: the rich get the food and the poor starve to death.

Fine, Bernie, now name those countries.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (pNxlR)

65 If they're not paying their rent they should have plenty of money for bread.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (oVJmc)

We choose TRUTH over FACTS!!!!!

What's YOUR truth?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

Even her own stupid argument based on her own made up facts fails.

Thats a special kind of dumb.

Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

66 Is she trying to show she's read a book, or is she so freakin' stupid that she never thought we might have read the book?

Is she seriously so stupid that she thinks "stealing bread to feed your family" sounds plausible in 2020?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (bDqIh)

67 But Because Poor People Need to Steal Bread for Their Starving Children...
---------

Suppose one thing, suppose another, suppose a jackass is your brother.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (vOGqy)

68 @39

Is it the PBS version with Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle or the garbage remake with Keira Knightly?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (utZIk)

69 Rubbish! I've never heard such tripe. - Victor Hugo

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (YqDXo)

70 It is on page 143 of the white supremacist code cypher.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (dNzKv)

71 I wonder what it's like to always have nothing but complete stupidity come out of your mouth anytime you open it?
Posted by: Lloyd

I wonder if her ass ever gets jealous in regards to all the shit that comes out of her mouth?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (T0djb)

72 AOC says let them eat cake. I say, where dat guillotine when we needs one?

Posted by: Ruthless at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (/uaBM)

73 Never go full Jean Valjean.

Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (QLf0x)

74 Murder is up 27 percent.

Killing in the name of..
Now you do what they told ya
Now you do what they told ya

Boy, that song could have been written today. The lyrics are pretty much the BLM platform.

Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (ELgVT)

75 How she remembers to breath is a mystery.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (0OmEj)

76 33
One can tell we have serious problems when an idiot like this is a member of congress, and has not been removed from office.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 01:20 PM (kA3Cp)

NY is being run just like the commie crap hole she want's it to be and yet she can't understand why people are hungry and killing each other. Her answer.... MOAR MARXISM!!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (xYCki)

77 The thing is: stealing bread -- "petit larceny" -- is not up but down.

So...does this include bearclaws?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (axyOa)

78 She's like, college educated!

Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (eAZVt)

79 If brains were dynamite this bitch couldn't blow a ripple in a teaspoon of pee.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (9Om/r)

80 Les Misérables

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (aKsyK)

81 My grandfather lost a sibling to starvation in the depression.

He would punch AOC in the mouth.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (t41dG)

82 The thing is: stealing bread -- "petit larceny" -- is not up but down.

But you know what's up?

Murder.

Maybe they're cannibals. Given her voters, anything is possible.

And maybe they're feeding their kids HDTVs. Who knows?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (YqDXo)

83 "People aren't paying their rent" so they're committing crime. Who's paying for the street paint and the street painters to vandalize the pavement in front of Trump Tower? A little less social violence and a little more social responsibility might be in order - in the Dem's Bizarro world.

Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (Pqytn)

84 The NYC metro looks to lose two congressional seats, if the exodus numbers are accurate.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (kA3Cp)

85 What are they doi g with the food stamps and WIC?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (dNzKv)

86 Yet, there are people out there who vote, who believe AOC is the bestest thing ever.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (E+OcO)

87 You can't under report murder increases very easily since the bodies tend to show up.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM

Ahem.

Posted by: James Hoffa at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (DMUuz)

88 She talks like a 2nd grader, lies with every word and sounds like fingernails on a chalk board.

Well done, NYC. Well fucking done.

#WASTF

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

89 57 As voters leave NYC they will lose congressional seats. AOC needs to be at the top of the list.
Posted by: Guzalot at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (Rz36l)

=========

It's estimated already that NY will lose 1 if not 2 seats next year.

There have been rumblings from the NY Democratic Party that they're going to gerrymander her district into nothing, but I don't think they have the stones to do it.

Machine politics doesn't seem to be as strong these days as they were in years past.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

90 We choose TRUTH over FACTS!!!!!

Trump needs to put out a third episode of that series. It's great.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (ZGrMX)

91 85 What are they doi g with the food stamps and WIC?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (dNzKv)

Feeding the baby daddies

Posted by: CN at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (ONvIw)

92 Apple stores, MAcy's and Nike..lol.

Posted by: CN at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (ONvIw)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM (eTZoJ)

93 People are murdering for food, as my tits and I predicted.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (uJwgo)

94 55 There was a press conference 2 months ago. Trump blinked 3 times in 10 seconds, then 2 times in the next 10 seconds. That was a secret signal well known to white supremacists to begin the race war.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:21 PM (dNzKv)

...

The president is also still being driven around in a limo with a chauffeur, which is clearly a white supremacy structure.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (yL25O)

95 Does she just play dumb or is she really dumb?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (lgiXo)

96 59 So all the liquor stores were looted to feed the kids?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (1ISKN)

Baby gotta have his crown and ginger.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (6FeV1)

97 AOC on increased NYC crime: Maybe this has to do with the fact that people aren't paying their rent & are scared to pay their rent & so they go out & they need to feed their child & they don't have money so... they feel like they either need to kill someone or go hungry."

Fixed it for her

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (+Vkwv)

98 $20 she streamed Les Mis for the first time. And probably the shitty movie

Posted by: Bif at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (yhv0Z)

99 72
AOC says let them eat cake. I say, where dat guillotine when we needs one?

Posted by: Ruthless at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (/uaBM)

Memba when she chased a Amazin fulfillment warehouse out of her district and now people starve (her words not mine).

Wow... dim bulb indeed.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (xYCki)

100 72 AOC says let them eat cake. I say, where dat guillotine when we needs one?
Posted by: Ruthless at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (/uaBM)

What would be the point? If you cut off her head, she wouldn't be any dumber.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (YqDXo)

101 sock off!

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (AiZBA)

102 The breadth of her stupidity is amazing.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 13, 2020 01:25 PM (rs3zF)

103 93 People are murdering for food, as my tits and I predicted.
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (uJwgo)

...

This is the hottest take.

OF COURSE petit larceny is down--things are so bad people are actually killing for food.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 13, 2020 01:25 PM (yL25O)

104
Is it the PBS version with Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle or the garbage remake with Keira Knightly?

Posted by: Thomas Bender

***

The PBS version.
But the Knightly one isn't bad...Roseamund Pike.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2020 01:25 PM (axyOa)

105 Does she just play dumb or is she really dumb?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Obligatory Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 01:25 PM (T0djb)

106 HD Tvs taste like ass. 4Ks with catsup are OK but still hard on the teeth. Maple syrup is right out.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 13, 2020 01:25 PM (/uaBM)

107 What beverages do these poor folks drink when they're eating giant flat screen t.v.'s and Nike athletic shoes that they've looted?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 13, 2020 01:25 PM (k4dH2)

108
I thought they were hungry for Jussstissss!
Now they're just hungry.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2020 01:25 PM (oVJmc)

109 They couldn't pay their rent because they needed the cash to buy rope, spray paint, matches, bottles and rags, poster board. . . oh yeah, and bail.

It is their RIGHT to protest, so we should just exempt them from paying for silly stuff like rent and groceries.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 01:25 PM (bDqIh)

110 Jean Valjean says "Non, la dents d'anesse."

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 13, 2020 01:25 PM (vqidl)

111 Why does AOC hate people with Celiac disease?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 01:25 PM (6FeV1)

112 People aren't paying their rent" so they're committing crime.

Is AOC claiming all the rich NY landlords and slumlords are the ones out stealing bread for their little ones? Because I think they're the ones hurt when someone doesn't pay their rent.

Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 01:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

113 70 It is on page 143 of the white supremacist code cypher.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (dNzKv)

Remember to Drink Your Ovaltine...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2020 01:25 PM (s2VJv)

114 Words of wizzdumb.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

115 Hey, someone should write a musical about that. . . maybe set it in France to make it classier?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (bDqIh)

nah, she' doesn't no how to make adobo, much less cake.

it'll never work.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (8D42x)

116 But she's in touch with her constituents.

AOC, putting the 'tit' in constituents.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

117 Damn. I always miss Trump's blink messages.

Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (QLf0x)

118 98 $20 she streamed Les Mis for the first time. And probably the shitty movie
Posted by: Bif at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (yhv0Z)

...

Somebody help me with French history--do the pretty heroes on the barricade at the end of the movie not end up being the ones running the guillotine about a month later?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (yL25O)

119 And her constituents just ensured her re-election.

She could be just a backbencher, but Nancy elevated her and the rest of the squad on purpose.

But sure, white people are going to reward Democrats in 2020. Sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

There's a theory that Nazi Pelosi hates this bint as much as anybody, but can't act against her because she fears the uprising from below.

In order for that theory to hold water, you have to believe Pelousy is a chess master level strategist, and I'm just not quite buying it.

More likely she's rather clueless, and thought she could mean girl this dizzy dame, and let the rest of the student body reject her. The old coot is finding though, when she asks her mirror, she ain't the fairest in all the land.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (hku12)

120
Does she just play dumb or is she really dumb?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (lgiXo)

---------

If that's an act, she deserves every single one of the Oscars.

I mean, I don't think it's possible to fake being that dumb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (AzW6q)

121 I'm on the case!

Posted by: Inspector Javert at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (9dnxb)

122 Does she just play dumb or is she really dumb?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (lgiXo)

Because most kids need to eat 65" flat screen TVs and cases of malt liquor while swilling down schedule 3 drugs stolen from the burning CVS down the street - uh huh.

Posted by: Boswell at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (32YRo)

123 Of course this was after the extra $600 a week was spent on booze, smokes, and lottery tickets.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (1ISKN)

124 Is she talking about the people who worked at the businesses her friends burned down?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (oVJmc)

125 A city full of noble Jean Valjeans being unjustly pursued by unempathetic Javerts.

Posted by: Venus at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (iYXhj)

126 74 Murder is up 27 percent.

Killing in the name of..
Now you do what they told ya
Now you do what they told ya

Boy, that song could have been written today. The lyrics are pretty much the BLM platform.
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (ELgVT)

And that band were a bunch of communists. And one of their two frontmen now has a show on Sirius XM. I am pondering cancelling the subscription even if terrestrial radio has become unlistenable.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (XsgXy)

127 118 98 $20 she streamed Les Mis for the first time. And probably the shitty movie
Posted by: Bif at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (yhv0Z)

...

Somebody help me with French history--do the pretty heroes on the barricade at the end of the movie not end up being the ones running the guillotine about a month later?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (yL25O)

========

Student revolutions usually don't end that well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

128 117 Damn. I always miss Trump's blink messages.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (QLf0x)

C-O-V-F-E-F-E...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (s2VJv)

129 So...does this include bearclaws?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2020 01:23 PM

I appreciate your asking, Diogenes!

Posted by: LTC Vindman at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (DMUuz)

130 She's not bright enough to be a bartender

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (lgiXo)

131 Just as a reminder, Motley Crue covered what's going on. Which side is shouting and which side is the devil is, I suppose, open for interpretation. But the preamble seems accurate to me at this point.
https://youtu.be/jC0kHsTtzCA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (hYcqw)

132 103 93 People are murdering for food, as my tits and I predicted.
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (uJwgo)

So Miss Cortez is that why they shot and killed a 1 year old baby yesterday?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (Zmnko)

133 If the police had shot looters as had been done successfully in the past, we could have killed two birds with one stone.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (kA3Cp)

134 The thing is: stealing bread -- "petit larceny" -- is not up but down.

***

Petty larceny is a lot harder in a mask - you can't run after you get your five finger discount.

Also, hard to run after you steal your "bread" to stop from starving when you weigh 300 lbs.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (qlFIA)

135
105 Does she just play dumb or is she really dumb?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Her commitment is way deeper --

She LIVES dumb.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (pNxlR)

136 What would be the point? If you cut off her head, she wouldn't be any dumber.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (YqDXo)

I wouldn't be surprised if two even dumber heads popped up to replace it. Like a nine headed hydra of nincompoopery.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (6FeV1)

137 If she turns her head just right, you can hear the ocean.

Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (gmo/4)

138 Just remember: she was just re-elected in a landslide. She won her primary, which is all that matters, by nearly 75%.
Mock her, sure, but never doubt: she represents her district very well. You really do have a huge number of idiots in NYC.

Posted by: RobM1981 at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (sgAdi)

139
So Miss Cortez is that why they shot and killed a 1 year old baby yesterday?
___

THEY ARE EATING BABIES NOW!

Posted by: Shepard Smith at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (qlFIA)

140 @104

Rosemund Pike is always good but I detest Keira Knightly, the girl acts with her teeth.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2020 01:28 PM (utZIk)

141 125 A city full of noble Jean Valjeans being unjustly pursued by unempathetic Javerts.

Posted by: Venus at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (iYXhj)

Jordache Valjeans...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2020 01:28 PM (s2VJv)

142 And one of their two frontmen now has a show on Sirius XM. I am pondering cancelling the subscription even if terrestrial radio has become unlistenable.

Tom Morello is a Harvard educated PoliSci communist. In another life he would be running Bernie Sanders campaign.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:28 PM (dNzKv)

143 85 What are they doi g with the food stamps and WIC?
__________________

Same as always, they sell them for cash and use the money to buy cigarettes, hair extensions, tattoos, and drugs.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 13, 2020 01:28 PM (k4dH2)

144 138 Just remember: she was just re-elected in a landslide. She won her primary, which is all that matters, by nearly 75%.
Mock her, sure, but never doubt: she represents her district very well. You really do have a huge number of idiots in NYC.
Posted by: RobM1981 at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (sgAdi)

=========

These are the people who are choosing to stay in NY rather than leave for icky places like Texas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

145
And that band were a bunch of communists. And one of their two frontmen now has a show on Sirius XM. I am pondering cancelling the subscription even if terrestrial radio has become unlistenable.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (XsgXy)

And their songs are about oppression of blacks while none of them are black.

Cultural appropriation at it's finest.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

146 She talks like a 2nd grader, lies with every word and sounds like fingernails on a chalk board.

Well done, NYC. Well fucking done.

Consider the scene in the dean's office at Boston University: "Aw, Christ, she spouted off again. Get the chairman of the econ department in here so I can kick his ass for him."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:28 PM (YqDXo)

147 140 @104

Rosemund Pike is always good but I detest Keira Knightly, the girl acts with her teeth.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2020 01:28 PM (utZIk)

"Tell me about it. Ouch!"

- - Harvey

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2020 01:28 PM (s2VJv)

148 61 I'm looking for the photos of the looters smashing the windows on the day-old bread store.

there was bread and rice hidden in those boxes that looked like they held shoes and flat screen TVs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (KZzsI)

...

A man has his pride, after all.

You don't want people to think you've had to resort to stealing food, so you put it in Nike boxes instead.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 13, 2020 01:29 PM (yL25O)

149 I've been on vacation the last 15 days; could someone give me a Cliff Notes version of what "Wayfair" is about? It's all over Twatter today, but I can't figure out what it's all about.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 13, 2020 01:29 PM (7Fj9P)

150 But she's got big tits.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
........

Then she should put them on display.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2020 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

151 Last night we couldn't figure out where a burning smell came from, or what it was. Clearly that sort of burning rubber smell, something man-made.

This morning, duh, realized what it was (is - still a burning smell outside) - the USS Bonhomme Richard, burning about 8 miles away.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 13, 2020 01:29 PM (El6T/)

152
Somebody help me with French history--do the pretty heroes on the barricade at the end of the movie not end up being the ones running the guillotine about a month later?
Posted by: TexasDan
-------

Unpossible.

Posted by: Danton, Robespierre at July 13, 2020 01:29 PM (pbStR)

153 And their songs are about oppression of blacks while none of them are black.

Cultural appropriation at it's finest.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
Nobody knows but Gaia ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:29 PM (YqDXo)

154 More likely she's rather clueless, and thought she
could mean girl this dizzy dame, and let the rest of the student body
reject her. The old coot is finding though, when she asks her mirror,
she ain't the fairest in all the land.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (hku12)

=============================
I don't think AOC is clueless. She gets plenty of face-time, she's a player, Nancy and the other Dem octogenarians thinks she has influence with "the kids", and she spouts all sorts of nonsense on channels that only the true-believers watch. AOC is set for life after Congress.

Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2020 01:29 PM (Pqytn)

155 >>AOC says let them eat cake. I say, where dat guillotine when we needs one?

Antifa set one up outside of Bezo's DC mansions (yes, plural).

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 01:29 PM (bDqIh)

156 You can't under report murder increases very easily since the bodies tend to show up.

COVID-19 stabbed that man.

Posted by: Coroner Karen at July 13, 2020 01:29 PM (h5TKJ)

157 Petit larceny? No they're not stealing little people, they're stealing food, idiots.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (uJwgo)

158 RE: "The thing is: stealing bread -- "petit larceny" -- is not up but down."

New York City has a specific crime stat for stealing food from the 'Bon Appetit' chain? Wow, that's surprising.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (zqs/f)

159
The funny part is that the Manhattan set thought she would make a great addition to their cartel all the while knowing she's 50 cards short of a deck.

The scary part is that they didn't care.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (ysmsf)

160 If their revolution is successful, the squad will be living like Queens with authority over us all.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (dNzKv)

161
I detest Keira Knightly, the girl acts with her teeth.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2020 01:28 PM (utZIk)

But she plays her teefums like a mean marimba!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (pNxlR)

162 The NYC metro looks to lose two congressional seats, if the exodus numbers are accurate.

Ah, but isn't that exodus AFTER the census has been turned in?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (FOASr)

163 And flat screen tv's. Most flat screen tv's...

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (KNsKs)

164 People aren't paying their rent" so they're committing crime.
-----------

Is AOC claiming all the rich NY landlords and slumlords are the ones out stealing bread for their little ones? Because I think they're the ones hurt when someone doesn't pay their rent.
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 01:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

Basically, yeah.

Class warfare should be lopsided, with the haves being able to tamp it down. As they mostly do.

Whenever it DOESN'T work, and the peasants manage to overthrow the lords and ladies, it's usually because the keepers of the castle underestimate the extent of the rebellion, overestimate the extent to which their guards will protect them, and dammit, they'd just rather not be bothered with such unpleasantness.

Until it's lining them up against a wall and shooting them.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (hku12)

165 Tom Morello is a Harvard educated PoliSci communist. In another life he would be running Bernie Sanders campaign.
who, in true communist fashion, lives in a multi-million dollar gated compound

Posted by: brak at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (cG+eD)

166 let's have a weigh in and see who is and isn't eating

Posted by: x at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (nFwvY)

167 If she turns her head just right, you can hear the ocean.

Posted by: Archer

Damn it! I just poured this coffee!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (axyOa)

168 AOC has been very effective at shifting the window left.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (dNzKv)

169 I've been on vacation the last 15 days; could someone give me a Cliff Notes version of what "Wayfair" is about? It's all over Twatter today, but I can't figure out what it's all about.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 13, 2020 01:29 PM (7Fj9P)
+++++++++++++
As far as I know, Wayfair is just an online store that sells housewares. What'd they do or not do?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:31 PM (hYcqw)

170 Here we go again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 01:31 PM (1ISKN)

171 62 I don't mind stealin bread

Posted by: Temple of the Dog at July 13, 2020 01:22 PM (2cfUo)

=====================
Not me - I'm Goin' Hungry!

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2020 01:31 PM (mZUr4)

172 AOC must've streamed Les Mis recently.

God knows she wouldn't read it.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at July 13, 2020 01:31 PM (Cbv9I)

173 Just wanna see her tits and call it a day.

School of Ron White.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 13, 2020 01:31 PM (9HLvA)

174 162 The NYC metro looks to lose two congressional seats, if the exodus numbers are accurate.

Ah, but isn't that exodus AFTER the census has been turned in?
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (FOASr)

=========

I saw a headline that rich people who have residences in NYC aren't filling out their census forms because they're not actually there.

It'd be hilarious if NY lost 3 seats. I don't think it'll happen, but it would be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

175 Last night we couldn't figure out where a burning smell came from, or what it was. Clearly that sort of burning rubber smell, something man-made.

This morning, duh, realized what it was (is - still a burning smell outside) - the USS Bonhomme Richard, burning about 8 miles away.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 13, 2020 01:29 PM (El6T/)

Aha!

We were smelling burned rubber/electrical fire this morning. Couldn't figure what it was.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 13, 2020 01:31 PM (AiZBA)

176 Somebody help me with French history--do the pretty heroes on the barricade at the end of the movie not end up being the ones running the guillotine about a month later?
Posted by: TexasDan
-------

Unpossible.
Posted by: Danton, Robespierre
--------

I got stabbed to death by that bitch Corday...while I was taking a damn bath!

Posted by: Marat at July 13, 2020 01:31 PM (pbStR)

177 Meanwhile in the UK, the police brag about arresting a 12 year old for sending racist message to a black soccer player

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/386785/

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2020 01:31 PM (KNsKs)

178 Rosemund Pike is always good but I detest Keira Knightly, the girl acts with her teeth.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Knightly has teeth? Sorry, I was too busy looking at Roseamund's Pikes.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (axyOa)

179 Tom Morello is a Harvard educated PoliSci communist. In another life he would be running Bernie Sanders campaign.
who, in true communist fashion, lives in a multi-million dollar gated compound
Posted by: brak at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (cG+eD)

And is NOTHING without an effects pedal.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

180 Doesn't AOC own a TV or computer monitor? None of those protesters have missed any meals.

Posted by: bittergeek at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (G2Ptb)

181 who, in true communist fashion, lives in a multi-million dollar gated compound
Posted by: brak at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (cG+eD)

But he needs that, you see. He is making sacrifices as a servant to the people, so he needs certain... allowances.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (dNzKv)

182 Sigh. First Minx update in forever and still no Unicode.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (hYcqw)

183 AOC has never gone to a food bank. They ALWAYS have bread.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (JKNZq)

184 Sh'es hot as fug.

Plus she's woke to the JQ. A+ in my book.

Posted by: Mommy's big milkies at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (mh96V)

185 theory basically is Wayfair is involved in sex trafficking shipping sex slaves from China ordered through the guise of furniture with children's names on their website

Posted by: brak at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (cG+eD)

186 >>I don't think AOC is clueless. She gets plenty of face-time, she's a player, Nancy and the other Dem octogenarians thinks she has influence with "the kids", and she spouts all sorts of nonsense on channels that only the true-believers watch. AOC is set for life after Congress.

Yes, this comment by AOC reminds me of a lot of things Pelosi says. Pelosi knows she's lying, she knows we know she's lying, but she's saying it because she can; she controls the facts in her world - no one except Trump dares to call her out on it.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (bDqIh)

187 Does she just play dumb or is she really dumb?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

The current salary for rank-and-file members of the House and Senate is $174,000 per year.

She's not the dumb one, either way.

Posted by: old chick at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (sOete)

188 makes sense. I mean....ok no its idiotic. Cant even have fun with that stupidity.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (Jx5Qs)

189 Was it just an internet joke or didn't Biden appoint her his campaign Energy Tsar or something like that?

Posted by: EveR at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (ZZDMQ)

190 Just wanna see her tits and call it a day.

School of Ron White.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 13, 2020 01:31 PM (9HLvA)

I agree with this sentiment.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

191 But he needs that, you see. He is making sacrifices as a servant to the people, so he needs certain... allowances.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (dNzKv)
++++++++++++
Yes. I am a champion of the people. I look out for them. The people reward me in a manner that protects my safety.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (hYcqw)

192 I never got the Gift of the Magi pull-at-your-heartstrings story.

Hair can grow back. Pocket watches can't.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (RKQ/v)

193 If your ilk hadn't intentionally destroyed the Trump economy, those people could be working 100 part-time jobs each to buy their bread!

Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (Q2FHc)

194 She's not bright enough to be a bartender
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (lgiXo)

Correct, she is barely smart enough to be in Congress.

Posted by: Zombie Sgt. York at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (eii2u)

195 you must wonder if stats for lesser crimes like shop lifting are down because the store owners know it's not worth reporting it.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (4a9Vv)

196
I got stabbed to death by that bitch Corday...while I was taking a damn bath!

Posted by: Marat at July 13, 2020 01:31 PM (pbStR)
___
We could use some more Cordays.....

Posted by: Someone who knows some history at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (qlFIA)

197 She's seriously as dumb as a bowl of fuck. And she just smoked her primary opponent so whoever the puppet masters are know her constituents really well.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (y7DUB)

198 AOC has been very effective at shifting the window left.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
--------------

Only because of the water-carrying fifth columnists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (vOGqy)

199 168 AOC has been very effective at shifting the window left.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:30 PM (dNzKv)

===========

We'll see after the election.

Sure, an incumbent won her seat in a primary. That's not a huge deal.

Let's see how America as a whole takes the Democratic Party taking up the Green New Deal as part of the party platform before we talk about the actual moves of the Overton Window. Just because the news media is treating it as acceptable doesn't mean that America as a whole thinks the same way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

200 Most of AOC's consTITuents are on the government TIT already

Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (gtdYu)

201 Boy, that song could have been written today. The lyrics are pretty much the BLM platform.

The same song has the correct response though:

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

I doubt Tom Morello would approve of that twist on his lyrics though.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (ZGrMX)

202 That is the dumbest Puerto Rican I've ever heard - and that's saying a lot.

Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (gmo/4)

203 150: Best money can buy.

Posted by: LloydLoar at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (qKErG)

204 She is such an A Of Color

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (3aI0K)

205 127 118 98 $20 she streamed Les Mis for the first time. And probably the shitty movie
Posted by: Bif at July 13, 2020 01:24 PM (yhv0Z)

...

Somebody help me with French history--do the pretty heroes on the barricade at the end of the movie not end up being the ones running the guillotine about a month later?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (yL25O)

========

Student revolutions usually don't end that well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

...

Very very few revolutions end well.

You'd think that would be a point in history class.

How many revolutions ended in something other than the slaughter of 10-20 percent of the population and only resulted in an oppressive dictatorship?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (yL25O)

206 94 She's not bright enough to be a bartender
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (lgiXo)

Correct, she is barely smart enough to be in Congress.
Posted by: Zombie Sgt. York at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (eii2u

ISWYDT

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (lgiXo)

207 AOC has never gone to a food bank. They ALWAYS have bread.
Posted by: notsothoreau

--

She's trying to tax food interest at food banks.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (kA3Cp)

208 I've been on vacation the last 15 days; could someone give me a Cliff Notes version of what "Wayfair" is about? It's all over Twatter today, but I can't figure out what it's all about.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

You can buy this wardrobe cabinet from Home Depot for $199.99, or buy this identical one from Wayfair for $13,999.00 with a child sex slave in it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (T0djb)

209 I've been on vacation the last 15 days; could someone give me a Cliff Notes version of what "Wayfair" is about? It's all over Twatter today, but I can't figure out what it's all about.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Essentially, anything you need, they got it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2020 01:34 PM (axyOa)

210 Those families will be chewing on that flat-screen TV for weeks

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 01:34 PM (3aI0K)

211 "Sh'es hot as fug."

Ick, no.

Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2020 01:34 PM (eAZVt)

212 I had to type/delete some very pornographic ideas of mine.

Posted by: Max Power at July 13, 2020 01:34 PM (q177U)

213 138 Just remember: she was just re-elected in a landslide. She won her primary, which is all that matters, by nearly 75%.
Mock her, sure, but never doubt: she represents her district very well. You really do have a huge number of idiots in NYC.
_________________

Maybe if she hadn't kept Amazon from coming to her city and bringing more jobs there, there would be fewer people out of work there.

But yeah, her idiot constituents will keep re-electing her, because they're sheep who automatically vote for whichever crook has the "D" after their name on the ballot (or in primaries, for the incumbent "D," or the most recognizable tribal "D" name). Doesn't matter how incompetent or crooked or stupid the "D" is, just matters that they're the "D."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 13, 2020 01:34 PM (k4dH2)

214 She's not bright enough to be a bartender

***

Fortunately for her she had a couple of assets to make up for what she was lacking intellectually....

I asked for a whiskey but....I'll let her try and use the shaker....why not?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2020 01:34 PM (qlFIA)

215 ___
We could use some more Cordays.....
Posted by: Someone who knows some history
--------

While good men were doing nothing, Charlotte was honing her knife, and laying careful plans.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2020 01:34 PM (vOGqy)

216 As far as I know, Wayfair is just an online store that sells housewares. What'd they do or not do?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:31 PM (hYcqw)

Haven't considered them anything in uears since they jumped on the "Cancel Limbaugh" train.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:34 PM (dNzKv)

217 Rebecca Ferguson is the best female actor around.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 13, 2020 01:34 PM (uJwgo)

218 theory basically is Wayfair is involved in sex trafficking shipping sex slaves from China ordered through the guise of furniture with children's names on their website

It's worse than that, they sell bland HGTV-spec furniture from China.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2020 01:35 PM (ZGrMX)

219 206 94 She's not bright enough to be a bartender
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (lgiXo)

Correct, she is barely smart enough to be in Congress.
Posted by: Zombie Sgt. York at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (eii2u

ISWYDT
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (lgiXo)

At least the bartender *pretends* to listen to your problems....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 01:35 PM (6FeV1)

220 Very very few revolutions end well.

You'd think that would be a point in history class.

How many revolutions ended in something other than the slaughter of 10-20 percent of the population and only resulted in an oppressive dictatorship?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (yL25O)

The dictatorship is created to save people from the revolution.

Posted by: Someguy at July 13, 2020 01:35 PM (Zm+LZ)

221 I do think it's funny that's shes been getting stuffed by an assortment of big white cocks her whole life.

The big titty latinas always love them some BWC.

Posted by: Mommy's big milkies at July 13, 2020 01:35 PM (mh96V)

222
Are you ready to accept the State as
Your one and only Savior?

Posted by: Alexandria Occasio Cortex at July 13, 2020 01:35 PM (vW9Vw)

223 Essentially, anything you need, they got it.

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You know it! My favorite online store!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 13, 2020 01:35 PM (qlFIA)

224 74 Murder is up 27 percent.

Keep a good thought: it's probably most of her constituents offing each other. Eventually a conservative will win that seat by a vote of 5 to 0.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:35 PM (YqDXo)

225 And is NOTHING without an effects pedal.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

I sympathize

Posted by: The Edge at July 13, 2020 01:36 PM (gtdYu)

226 People are just murdering to feed their children. Cannibal children.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 13, 2020 01:36 PM (yQpMk)

227 Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2020 01:34 PM (eAZVt)

Lol. found the gay.

Posted by: Mommy's big milkies at July 13, 2020 01:36 PM (mh96V)

228 Someone's skin (makeup) has gotten noticeably darker.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at July 13, 2020 01:36 PM (J8mMZ)

229 She's seriously as dumb as a bowl of fuck. And she just smoked her primary opponent so whoever the puppet masters are know her constituents really well.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (y7DUB)

Look at the money she spent in a PRIMARY. That's the big reason she won so big. The opponent didn't spend a 1/4 of what Queen Stupid did.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

230 206 94 She's not bright enough to be a bartender
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (lgiXo)

Correct, she is barely smart enough to be in Congress.
Posted by: Zombie Sgt. York at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (eii2u

I'd love to see her debate Hank Johnson. It'd be the Ali v. Frazier of stupidity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:36 PM (YqDXo)

231 Navy press conference @ 11AM PDT. Ship still burning.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 13, 2020 01:36 PM (El6T/)

232 The dictatorship is created to save people from the revolution.
Posted by: Someguy at July 13, 2020 01:35 PM (Zm+LZ)

The dictatorship is created to save the revolution from the revolutionaries.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 01:36 PM (6FeV1)

233 You can buy this wardrobe cabinet from Home Depot for $199.99, or buy this identical one from Wayfair for $13,999.00 with a child sex slave in it.

Someone on the Twatters suggested it's actually some kind of weird arbitrage involving out-of-stock items rather than sex slaves (which seems really unlikely).

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2020 01:37 PM (ZGrMX)

234 She's not bright enough to be a bartenderPosted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (lgiXo)

I imagine she got every order wrong. To put her to some use they turned her upside and used her as a mop.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 01:37 PM (nbCPX)

235 217 Rebecca Ferguson is the best female actor around.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 13, 2020 01:34 PM (uJwgo)

==========

As the years have passed since my first introduction to her in Mission Impossible Rogue Nation, I've grown into the decision that she's really attractive. I didn't think so when I first saw her, but now I very much do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

236 More likely she's rather clueless, and thought she
could mean girl this dizzy dame, and let the rest of the student body
reject her. The old coot is finding though, when she asks her mirror,
she ain't the fairest in all the land.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:26 PM (hku12)

=============================
I don't think AOC is clueless. She gets plenty of face-time, she's a player, Nancy and the other Dem octogenarians thinks she has influence with "the kids", and she spouts all sorts of nonsense on channels that only the true-believers watch. AOC is set for life after Congress.
Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2020 01:29 PM (Pqytn)

I was talking about Pelousy.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:37 PM (hku12)

237 She has supporters. (shudder)

Posted by: nip at July 13, 2020 01:37 PM (cpS4u)

238
Navy press conference @ 11AM PDT. Ship still burning.
***

Remember when we had a Navy that didn't run into merchant ships and have their own ships explode (well, ships that didn't have a McCain on them).

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2020 01:37 PM (qlFIA)

239 230 206 94 She's not bright enough to be a bartender
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (lgiXo)

Correct, she is barely smart enough to be in Congress.
Posted by: Zombie Sgt. York at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (eii2u

But she is smart enough to be a local actress.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2020 01:38 PM (vW9Vw)

240
192
I never got the Gift of the Magi pull-at-your-heartstrings story.

Hair can grow back. Pocket watches can't.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (RKQ/v)

____________

"And you can always pull a pocket watch out of your ass." -- Captain Koons (oh shit, we're going to have to cancel "Pulp Fiction" too!)

Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2020 01:38 PM (Q2FHc)

241 209 I've been on vacation the last 15 days; could someone give me a Cliff Notes version of what "Wayfair" is about? It's all over Twatter today, but I can't figure out what it's all about.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
______________

Wayfair is a retailer that sells stuff like furniture, and there is a crazy twatter rumor that they have been shipping child slaves in their storage-cabinet cartons.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 13, 2020 01:38 PM (k4dH2)

242 >>218
theory basically is Wayfair is involved in sex trafficking shipping
sex slaves from China ordered through the guise of furniture with
children's names on their website

IKEA does this too, but their children have names like Henkl and Maarpa, they come in a flat-pack box, and they have to be assembled by the purchaser prior to use.

Posted by: Zod at July 13, 2020 01:38 PM (yvnmY)

243 government TIT already

Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (gtdYu)

'Government TIT'. Ive been looking for he name to a new ukulele song....thanks Joe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 13, 2020 01:38 PM (Jx5Qs)

244 She has supporters. (shudder)

Posted by: nip at July 13, 2020 01:37 PM (cpS4u)

Think about how dumb they have to be

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 01:38 PM (nbCPX)

245 135

105

Does she just play dumb or is she really dumb?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Her commitment is way deeper --

She LIVES dumb.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM

Youth ages,
immaturity is outgrown,
ignorance can be educated,
and drunkenness sobered,
but stupid lasts forever.

Posted by: Aristophanes at July 13, 2020 01:38 PM (Do5/p)

246 Look, if someone murdered to steal bread to feed their family, why are you so racist against poor people feeding their family?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 13, 2020 01:38 PM (aO8Gd)

247 And is NOTHING without an effects pedal.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

Oof.

Posted by: The Edge at July 13, 2020 01:38 PM (2N7oZ)

248 Anyone know an American manufacturer of crystal pitchers, carafes or decanters? Even Waterford is made in Poland now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:38 PM (hYcqw)

249 And I see I forgot to change socks last night.

Posted by: tbodie at July 13, 2020 01:39 PM (eii2u)

250 Maybe if she hadn't kept Amazon from coming to her city and bringing more jobs there, there would be fewer people out of work there.

But yeah, her idiot constituents will keep re-electing her, because they're sheep who automatically vote for whichever crook has the "D" after their name on the ballot (or in primaries, for the incumbent "D," or the most recognizable tribal "D" name). Doesn't matter how incompetent or crooked or stupid the "D" is, just matters that they're the "D."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 13, 2020 01:34 PM (k4dH2)

It's why they're called "the Left." They're on the left half of the bell curve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:39 PM (YqDXo)

251 People are stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 01:39 PM (NWiLs)

252 230 206 94 She's not bright enough to be a bartender
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM (lgiXo)

Correct, she is barely smart enough to be in Congress.
Posted by: Zombie Sgt. York at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (eii2u

But she is smart enough to be a local actress.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2020 01:38 PM (vW9Vw)

...or a news anchor.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 13, 2020 01:39 PM (AiZBA)

253 The current salary for rank-and-file members of the House and Senate is $174,000 per year.

She's not the dumb one, either way.
Posted by: old chick at July 13, 2020 01:32 PM (sOete)

I imagine you will find she made well into 7-8 figures last year.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:39 PM (dNzKv)

254 I was wondering whatever happened to AOC's former Chief of Staff, (Mr.) Saikat Chakrabarti, who helped shape her political career. Are they still in contact "behind the scenes"?

https://twitter.com/saikatc

And per his Lefty twitter feed, he likes masks!

Posted by: gdgm+ at July 13, 2020 01:39 PM (ExnWy)

255 I'd cut a man for a nice ruben on wry.

Posted by: The Last Sentence of Powell's Reply at July 13, 2020 01:39 PM (vds8g)

256 Does she just play dumb or is she really dumb?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Her commitment is way deeper --

She LIVES dumb.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2020 01:27 PM

She's really overdoing that method acting stuff.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:39 PM (YqDXo)

257 How many revolutions ended in something other than the slaughter of 10-20 percent of the population and only resulted in an oppressive dictatorship?

Ahem.

Posted by: The American Revolution at July 13, 2020 01:39 PM (yQpMk)

258 Still wondering whether we're going to do anything about this or not. Relying on voting is David Frenchism at this point.

Posted by: Quiet at July 13, 2020 01:39 PM (P0MsZ)

259
Someone on the Twatters suggested it's actually some kind of weird
arbitrage involving out-of-stock items rather than sex slaves (which
seems really unlikely).
___

Most online stores put in a check so if there is a problem with a product, or it is just out of stock, the price rises to something dumb.

The theory is then no one will buy it and you'll notice that you need to go fix it.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 13, 2020 01:39 PM (qlFIA)

260 I got stabbed to death by that bitch Corday...while I was taking a damn bath!

Posted by: Marat at July 13, 2020 01:31 PM (pbStR)
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We could use some more Cordays.....
Posted by: Someone who knows some history at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (qlFIA)

When I was reading Simon Schama's encyclopedic book of the French Revolution, Citizens, Charlotte Corday was easily the most admirable major character. Lafayette was probably the only other one; Marie Antoinette was more of a sympathetic character. The rest sucked major cock.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2020 01:40 PM (y7DUB)

261 Enter politics a homeless bartender, multi millionaire before your first term expires. Ahhhh, the life of a public servant.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2020 01:40 PM (dNzKv)

262 215 ___
We could use some more Cordays.....
Posted by: Someone who knows some history
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While good men were doing nothing, Charlotte was honing her knife, and laying careful plans.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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https://tinyurl.com/y9hvrnfm

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2020 01:40 PM (9Fwwf)

263

Murder up 27%. This is what happens when the city government switches off the police department. *Click*

AOC should go talk to the murderers, make a personal appeal using geometric facts and logic.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 13, 2020 01:40 PM (7O4me)

264 "Posted by: Mommy's big milkies"

Are you a prostitute?

Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2020 01:40 PM (eAZVt)

265 She has supporters. (shudder)

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That's right! I have a whole draw of bras!

Posted by: AOC at July 13, 2020 01:40 PM (qlFIA)

266
But she is smart enough to be a local actress.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2020 01:38 PM (vW9Vw)

...or a news anchor.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 13, 2020 01:39 PM (AiZBA)

Or a weather girl

Posted by: The Edge at July 13, 2020 01:41 PM (gtdYu)

267 How many revolutions ended in something other than the slaughter of 10-20 percent of the population and only resulted in an oppressive dictatorship?

Ahem.
Posted by: The American Revolution
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We call it that, but it was actually a rebellion. There was no move to overthrow the monarchy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2020 01:41 PM (9Fwwf)

268 Corday was just the Stalin to the montangards' Hitler.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 01:41 PM (6FeV1)

269 . The rest sucked major cock.
___

Do you have their phone numbers? Asking uh...for a friend.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 13, 2020 01:41 PM (qlFIA)

270 "You know what I bet it was? A Gift of the Magi situation, except with looting. Someone had to loot a new chain for a pocket-watch, and someone else had to steal a golden comb."

Funny stuff, Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 13, 2020 01:41 PM (l4C/z)

271 >>When I was reading Simon Schama's encyclopedic book
of the French Revolution, Citizens, Charlotte Corday was easily the most
admirable major character. Lafayette was probably the only other one;
Marie Antoinette was more of a sympathetic character. The rest sucked
major cock. Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2020 01:40 PM (y7DUB)

His politics are shit, but the man writes a mean history book. "Embarrassment of Riches" and "Of Landscape and Memory" were both really good.

Posted by: Zod at July 13, 2020 01:41 PM (yvnmY)

272 267 How many revolutions ended in something other than the slaughter of 10-20 percent of the population and only resulted in an oppressive dictatorship?

Ahem.
Posted by: The American Revolution
-------

We call it that, but it was actually a rebellion. There was no move to overthrow the monarchy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2020 01:41 PM (9Fwwf)

An independence movement more so than an attempt to overthrow and restructure the government/society, yes.

Posted by: Someguy at July 13, 2020 01:42 PM (Zm+LZ)

273 I got stabbed to death by that bitch Corday...while I was taking a damn bath!

Posted by: Marat at July 13, 2020 01:31 PM (pbStR)

*fist bump*

Posted by: Agamemnon at July 13, 2020 01:42 PM (AiZBA)

274 >>theory basically is Wayfair is involved in sex trafficking shipping sex slaves from China ordered through the guise of furniture with children's names on their website

The Wayfair stuff is bananas. Reminds me of the "Truther" op Axelrod ran, and then later, the Pizzagate stuff. They poison any legitimate discussion of the weirdness w/those respective cases with the most ridiculous nonsense so that any discussion can be dismissed.

Wayfair silliness = today's Truther-bait so that when/if Ghislane Maxwell's activities along w/other VIPs can be laughed off.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 01:42 PM (bDqIh)

275 209

Essentially, anything you need, they got it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2020 01:34 PM

Anything you want, you got it
Anything you need, you got it
Anything at all, you got it.
Baby!

Posted by: Roy Orbison at July 13, 2020 01:42 PM (Do5/p)

276 What grill temp do you use to bbq a 75" Sony ?

Posted by: jsg at July 13, 2020 01:42 PM (2ZGjo)

277 People are stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 01:39 PM (NWiLs)

I am becoming a fan of your advice column!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 13, 2020 01:42 PM (eTZoJ)

278 Wayfair is supposed to be connected to a pedophile ring, with coded messages in the ads.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 13, 2020 01:42 PM (JKNZq)

279 Someone on the Twatters suggested it's actually some kind of weird arbitrage involving out-of-stock items rather than sex slaves (which seems really unlikely).
Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2020 01:37 PM (ZGrMX)
++++++++++++
It could also be money laundering if weirdly outpriced items keep popping up. I saw an example of what I am *certain* was this on Amazon a few years back.

I needed a part for a network switch. Usually called "optics" though the formal name is much longer. This part usually goes for about a grand because the vendor sucks (generics from the OEM were about a hundred). Yet I saw a few of them - all from non-Amazon sellers - listed at $20k+ - an obscene markup from an obscene markup.

My guess is money laundering. Buy a few of them and resell them 20x higher than the real cost. If you get audited and the auditor sees "10 gigabit optical transceiver at 4mw" for 20 grand, he's just going to go cross eyed and mark it down as "expensive high-tech computer shit."

Struck me as clever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:42 PM (hYcqw)

280 Average Joe has moobs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 13, 2020 01:42 PM (yQpMk)

281 217 Rebecca Ferguson is the best female actor around.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 13, 2020 01:34 PM (uJwgo)

So ... she's an actress, then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:42 PM (YqDXo)

282 Those big flat screen TVs are mighty tasty fried in some olive oil, garlic and Parmesan cheese.

Yummy.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 13, 2020 01:42 PM (haWye)

283 I I wanna publish zines
And rage against machines

I wanna pierce my tongue
It doesnt hurt it feels fine

Harvey Danger already explored our anarchism back in the 90s.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 13, 2020 01:43 PM (kFJyN)

284 Wayfair silliness = today's Truther-bait so that when/if Ghislane Maxwell's activities along w/other VIPs can be laughed off.

I think you're right, Lizzy. And Q is the same, for the IC coup, it's a disinfo op

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at July 13, 2020 01:43 PM (j9HX3)

285 I tried eating flatbreads, but never tried eating a flat screen.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 13, 2020 01:43 PM (kfcYC)

286 I was wondering whatever happened to AOC's former Chief of Staff, (Mr.) Saikat Chakrabarti, who helped shape her political career. Are they still in contact "behind the scenes"?
--------------------------------------------------------------------

He got tired of playing with the same tits all the time. It gets old after awhile.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 01:43 PM (gtdYu)

287 I was talking about Pelousy.

Posted by: BurtTC

Have pretty much reached the point where every Rep and Senator are merely puppets with the strings being pulled by others. Pelosi is just another example of corruption who does what she's told and get the stash of $ each month.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2020 01:43 PM (axyOa)

288 TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield

Ferguson is kinda hot, see Dr Sleep, but I think she can really act as well.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 13, 2020 01:43 PM (uJwgo)

289 What disturbs me about Ocasio is not her extreme leftism, but her childish stupidity. The fact that the MSM and DNC ---BIRM --- should have elevated this airhead to such prominence is scary.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 13, 2020 01:43 PM (M/9m0)

290 237
She has supporters. (shudder)

Posted by: nip at July 13, 2020 01:37 PM (cpS4u)

__________

Huh. I was under the impression that she went around bra-less -- especially when running trains.

Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2020 01:44 PM (4ixiA)

291 I was talking about Pelousy.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:37 PM (hku12)

======================
Okay. Pelosi isn't clueless, either. She knows that nothing is working and the only thing that keeps her and her criminal confederates in power is a monolithic press that works in lockstep with the other members of the Syndicate. Without the MSM, the Dem party would be nearly invisible, like Joe Biden.

Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2020 01:44 PM (Pqytn)

292 *fist bump*

Posted by: Agamemnon at July 13, 2020 01:42 PM (AiZBA)
___
How do you like your father's day gift dad? It is a coffee mug that says WORST DAD EVER!

Posted by: Iphigenia at July 13, 2020 01:44 PM (qlFIA)

293 She's not the dumb one, either way.

Plenty of idiots make a lot of money.

Doesn't make them any less dangerously stupid.

Posted by: spindrift at July 13, 2020 01:44 PM (h5TKJ)

294 But she is smart enough to be a local actress.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2020 01:38 PM (vW9Vw)

...or a news anchor.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 13, 2020 01:39 PM (AiZBA)

Or a weather girl
Posted by: The Edge at July 13, 2020 01:41 PM (gtdYu)

Or a Kennedy.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

295 Maybe she shouldn't have forced Amazon out of her constituents' area. Then they could've had some of those sweet, sweet 25k jobs and wouldn't have to steal food for their starving children.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2020 01:44 PM (O+I8R)

296 PepsiCo (PEP) is getting its message across loud and clear that social media sites need to clean up their act on everything from diversity to hate speech on their platforms.

"We have not joined the [Facebook] boycott but what we have done is announced that we're suspending social media advertising for a period of time. I believe it ends in July," PepsiCo vice chairman and CFO Hugh Johnston said on Yahoo Finance's The First Trade.

Clean up hate speech aka anything Trump/Republican or conservative

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 01:44 PM (nbCPX)

297 Ideas that fall under shadows of theories that stand tall
Thoughts that grow narrow upon being verbally released

Your mind is not your own

So you preach about how I'm supposed to be
Yet you don't know your own sexuality

Lies feed your judgement of others
Behold how the blind lead each other

The philosopher
You know so much about nothing at all

Chuck S./Death - The Philosopher

Posted by: Volkoff Industries at July 13, 2020 01:44 PM (DB16e)

298 Killing in the name of..
Now you do what they told ya
Now you do what they told ya

Boy, that song could have been written today. The lyrics are pretty much the BLM platform.
Posted by: t-bird

A song for the road-blocking #BLM and Antifa

Stop! in the name of hate
Before I break your face
Stop! in the name of hate
Before I shoot your car
Think it over
Think it over

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2020 01:44 PM (+y/Ru)

299 She's seriously as dumb as a bowl of fuck. And she just smoked her primary opponent so whoever the puppet masters are know her constituents really well.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2020 01:33 PM (y7DUB)

Since when does a politician need to be smart?

She's cunning.

No more or less intelligent than Hillory or Bernie, but she's younger and better looking.

Seems wiser and less dangerous to overestimate her than to underestimate her at this point.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:45 PM (hku12)

300
He got tired of playing with the same tits all the time. It gets old after awhile.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 01:43 PM (gtdYu)

I've been playing with my wife's tits for over 20 years.

Not tired of them yet.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

301 *fist bump*

Posted by: Agamemnon at July 13, 2020 01:42 PM (AiZBA)
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How do you like your father's day gift dad? It is a coffee mug that says WORST DAD EVER!
Posted by: Iphigenia at July 13, 2020 01:44 PM (qlFIA)

It beats the hell out of Hades.

Posted by: Agamemnon at July 13, 2020 01:45 PM (AiZBA)

302 It runs in the family.

AOC's mom was a bra-burner back in the 60's.

...

she still has the scars.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 01:45 PM (6FeV1)

303 Childish stupidity, tantrums and skittles-shitting unicorns is pretty much the entire Democrat party platform.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 13, 2020 01:46 PM (ozHKW)

304 she still has the scars.

*rimshot*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 13, 2020 01:46 PM (yQpMk)

305 Alexandria is cute but she reminds me of a a puppy with an incurable, contagious disease.

You hate to put it down, but it's for the public good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 13, 2020 01:46 PM (l4C/z)

306 46 Jean Valjean hardest hit
Posted by: brak

I find 20 seconds of AOC to be twice as boring as 3 hours of Les Mis, and that was fkking boring.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 13, 2020 01:46 PM (kfcYC)

307 What disturbs me about Ocasio is not her extreme leftism, but her childish stupidity.

-
Not seeing a difference.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2020 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)

308 I always found it baffling that any company thought they needed to be "on social media". Why?

Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2020 01:46 PM (eAZVt)

309 He got tired of playing with the same tits all the time. It gets old after awhile.

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Depends on which tits. Speaking of which I wonder if Natalie would drop by again?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 13, 2020 01:46 PM (qlFIA)

310 What disturbs me about Ocasio is not her extreme leftism, but her childish stupidity. The fact that the MSM and DNC ---BIRM --- should have elevated this airhead to such prominence is scary.

--

THIS. My gawd, this is one stupid woman. One who is nothing more than a robotic, unthinking, uncritical total and complete imbecile. It's horrifying that she could be elected to the US Congress, but there she is and here we are.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (O+I8R)

311 I was talking about Pelousy.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:37 PM (hku12)

======================
Okay. Pelosi isn't clueless, either. She knows that nothing is working and the only thing that keeps her and her criminal confederates in power is a monolithic press that works in lockstep with the other members of the Syndicate. Without the MSM, the Dem party would be nearly invisible, like Joe Biden.
Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2020 01:44 PM (Pqytn)

I was SPECIFICALLY talking about her being clueless about the danger of having AOC doing what she's doing inside her caucus.

Not anything else.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (hku12)

312 My guess is money laundering. Buy a few of them and resell them 20x higher than the real cost. If you get audited and the auditor sees "10 gigabit optical transceiver at 4mw" for 20 grand, he's just going to go cross eyed and mark it down as "expensive high-tech computer shit."

Struck me as clever.

That makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (ZGrMX)

313 If the peasants have no bread, then let them be murdered!

Posted by: Alex Cortex at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (e7k9E)

314 When I was reading Simon Schama's encyclopedic book of the French Revolution, Citizens, Charlotte Corday was easily the most admirable major character. Lafayette was probably the only other one; Marie Antoinette was more of a sympathetic character. The rest sucked
major cock. Posted by: Captain Hate at July 13, 2020 01:40 PM (y7DUB)

Antoine Lavoisier, the discoverer of oxygen and hydrogen, and a founding father of modern chemistry, got offed because basically because he was an aristo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)

315 Kiera Knightly doesn't play a role, she plays Kiera in that situation. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. John Wayne made a whole career out of that, which is fine if you choose the right roles. When you don't its just awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

316
Poor People Need to Steal Bread for Their Starving Children

All teenage boys are starving.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (mht8P)

317 "She's cunning."

She's a cunning stunt.

Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2020 01:48 PM (eAZVt)

318 Rechisel the South Dakota Rock to feature: D. Chompers, Rev. Fauci, Don LeMon, and Epstein.

If that doesn't shut the stupid kids up, chocolate milk and a reasonably fresh diaper.

Posted by: klaftern at July 13, 2020 01:48 PM (RuIsu)

319 He got tired of playing with the same tits all the time. It gets old after awhile.

AOC's tits come attached to AOC, which is a major, major negative.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2020 01:48 PM (ZGrMX)

320 Poor People Need to Steal Bread for Their Starving Children

All teenage boys are starving.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (mht8P)

But not the British children.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

321
308 I always found it baffling that any company thought they needed to be "on social media". Why?

Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2020 01:46 PM (eAZVt)

They believe that they have to court the "social influencers".

See: Fyre Festival.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2020 01:48 PM (pNxlR)

322 So, she read the Crib Notes for Les Miserables.

Sheer genius.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 13, 2020 01:48 PM (WC/Jr)

323 Kiera Knightly doesn't play a role, she plays Kiera in that situation. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. John Wayne made a whole career out of that, which is fine if you choose the right roles. When you don't its just awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

Tom Cruise is the master at choosing good scripts that let him be Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 13, 2020 01:48 PM (yQpMk)

324 Well, let's see...she's now one of the most influential people in Washington D.C. and she hasn't even been there all that long.

But she's really, really, really incredibly stupid. Uh huh.
Has it occurred to anybody here that AOC might not really ACTUALLY believe everything she says?

One of the big problems that The Right has is that it constantly and consistently misunderestimates the Left.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 13, 2020 01:49 PM (+v+zN)

325 What disturbs me about Ocasio is not her extreme leftism, but her childish stupidity. The fact that the MSM and DNC ---BIRM --- should have elevated this airhead to such prominence is scary.

--

THIS. My gawd, this is one stupid woman. One who is nothing more than a robotic, unthinking, uncritical total and complete imbecile. It's horrifying that she could be elected to the US Congress, but there she is and here we are.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (O+I8R)

Be glad - VERY glad - that St. Greta of Cabbage Patch isn't an American, or she'd be in Congress, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:49 PM (YqDXo)

326 I was SPECIFICALLY talking about her being clueless about the danger of having AOC doing what she's doing inside her caucus.

Not anything else.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (hku12)

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What on earth gives you the impression that Pelosi is unaware of what AOC is up to?

Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2020 01:49 PM (Pqytn)

327
Antoine Lavoisier, the discoverer of oxygen and hydrogen, and a founding father of modern chemistry, got offed because basically because he was an aristo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)

I thought it was because he was a tax farmer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 01:49 PM (mht8P)

328 I'm not convince that she's not stupid, because experience has shown me that people that stupid don't graduate from kollige, they usually flunk/drop out or get expelled. Plus she's a good dresser, and knows quality from crap takes some discernment.

So, there's still the possibility that she's pretty smart in that devious clever way and is purposely acting stupid to fool the enemy.
After all she is the face of the group growing in power in congress the quickest. Maybe she knows being underestimated leads to success as an insurgent.

OR... We could be living in the Stupid Times immediately preceding the Burning Times, and bints like this are both a sign and a reason for what is to come.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 13, 2020 01:49 PM (z79tQ)

329 323 Tom Cruise is the master at choosing good scripts that let him be Tom Cruise.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 13, 2020 01:48 PM (yQpMk)

=========

It's what you do when you have limited range and a lot of power in Hollywood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

330 I love me some AOC.

She's just a more vocal version of how 90+% of the population thinks.

There's just not much there. Whatever was taught is regurgitated.

Posted by: MJ at July 13, 2020 01:49 PM (gAMkn)

331 ditto on rebecca, she's going to be in the newest version of dune as lady jessica, kiera has the personality of a plank of word, she was entirely wrong for the duchess,

Posted by: thomas hobbes at July 13, 2020 01:50 PM (hMlTh)

332 There's just not much there. Whatever was taught is regurgitated.
Posted by: MJ at July 13, 2020 01:49 PM (gAMkn)

You mean, like, chewed up and covered in bile?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2020 01:50 PM (6FeV1)

333 The Washington Post@washingtonpost

Opinion: The Texas Rangers' team name must go.

Members of the Texas Rangers force were violent agents of white supremacy

-
I would never have guessed that the Rangers would be the next Emmanuel Goldstein.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2020 01:50 PM (+y/Ru)

334 Facts Don't Matter

Posted by: Alex Cortex at July 13, 2020 01:50 PM (e7k9E)

335 AOC's mom was a bra-burner back in the 60's.

...

she still has the scars.

"That's not funny!"
--John Smoltz

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 01:50 PM (KZzsI)

336 They believe that they have to court the "social influencers".

See: Fyre Festival.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2020 01:48 PM (pNxlR)

Of course, Billy McFarland is now courting - or rather, getting courted by - cell block D.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:50 PM (YqDXo)

337
Antoine Lavoisier, the discoverer of oxygen and hydrogen, and a founding father of modern chemistry, got offed because basically because he was an aristo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)]/i]

No, it was because he really, really pissed off all the Phlogistonists.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2020 01:50 PM (pNxlR)

338 This idiot will be Speaker one day.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2020 01:50 PM (O+I8R)

339
"Honey, shut up."

-- AOC's Dad

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2020 01:51 PM (pNxlR)

340 I always found it baffling that any company thought they needed to be "on social media". Why?

Some companies have genuinely boosted their brand that way and increased sales. Notable examples are Steak-Umm and Wendy's on Twitter.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2020 01:51 PM (ZGrMX)

341 You mean, like, chewed up and covered in bile?
----------------
Pretty much

Posted by: MJ at July 13, 2020 01:51 PM (gAMkn)

342 nothing more than a robotic, unthinking, uncritical total and complete
imbecile. It's horrifying that she could be elected to the US Congress,
but there she is and here we are.

dammit...

Posted by: Bhussein Obama trying to close an umbrella at July 13, 2020 01:51 PM (ozHKW)

343 318
Rechisel the South Dakota Rock to feature: D. Chompers, Rev. Fauci, Don LeMon, and Epstein.

_________

Profiles of Marx, Lenin, Stalin, and Mao FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2020 01:51 PM (4ixiA)

344 John Wayne made a whole career out of that, which is fine if you choose the right roles. When you don't its just awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

Yah, Jack Nicholson did the same thing. All he had to do was dial the "Jackness" of character up and down. Acting via Amplitude Modulation.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 13, 2020 01:51 PM (+v+zN)

345 What disturbs me about Ocasio is not her extreme leftism, but her childish stupidity. The fact that the MSM and DNC ---BIRM --- should have elevated this airhead to such prominence is scary.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 13, 2020 01:43 PM (M/9m0)

They did the same thing people are doing here in this very comments section: They're mistaking "her stupidity" with the effectiveness of the message.

People just assume with more exposure she'll reveal herself to the voters in her district, and then beyond when the time comes. And those voters will reject her, laugh her off the stage.

Really? Is that really how people think this is going to play out?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:51 PM (hku12)

346 298

A song for the road-blocking #BLM and Antifa

Stop! in the name of hate
Before I break your face
Stop! in the name of hate
Before I shoot your car
Think it over
Think it over

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2020 01:44 PM

Whatsoever I've feared has come to life
Whatsoever I've fought off became my life
Just when everyday seemed to greet me with a smile
Sunspots have faded and now I'm doing time
Now I'm doing time
'Cause I fell on black days
I fell on black days

Posted by: Soundgarden at July 13, 2020 01:51 PM (Do5/p)

347 Seems wiser and less dangerous to overestimate her than to underestimate her at this point.

Posted by: BurtTC

This. She is being talked about, keeping her face/name prominent, she knows how to play the game. Seems most of the dems that are constantly in the news are dumb or play dumb, but, come election time their names stick with d voters.

Posted by: old chick at July 13, 2020 01:51 PM (sOete)

348 I'm not convince that she's not stupid, because experience has shown me that people that stupid don't graduate from kollige, they usually flunk/drop out or get expelled. Plus she's a good dresser, and knows quality from crap takes some discernment. ...
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 13, 2020 01:49 PM (z79tQ)
++++++++++++
Or there's the possibility that her degree has more to do with the tightness of her throat than the capacity of her brain.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:51 PM (hYcqw)

349 The Washington Post@washingtonpost

Opinion: The Texas Rangers' team name must go.

Members of the Texas Rangers force were violent agents of white supremacy

Opinion: the Washington Post's name must go, as it reeks of male phallocentricity. Rename it the Washington Clam, or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

350 Tom Cruise is the master at choosing good scripts that let him be Tom Cruise.

I'm right here. With a particular set of skills.

Posted by: Liam Neeson at July 13, 2020 01:52 PM (ZGrMX)

351 Sometimes when you don't have bread you have to illegally finance campaigns. Why do you hate poor people?

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 01:52 PM (e7k9E)

352 Antoine Lavoisier, the discoverer of oxygen and hydrogen, and a founding father of modern chemistry, got offed because basically because he was an aristo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Should've kept his head out of the clouds.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2020 01:52 PM (+y/Ru)

353 338 This idiot will be Speaker one day.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2020 01:50 PM (O+I8R)

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Nah.

Governor of New York.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

354 Protesters carrying a banner and a caribou heart interrupted a Saturday evening event in Anchorage that launched Sen. Dan Sullivan's campaign for re-election to the U.S. Senate.

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 01:52 PM (3aI0K)

355 You forgot the tweet showing a screencap of her flashing a DOUBLE white power symbol during this rant! https://tinyurl.com/ybvpyvjq

Surely the gig is up and she will be un-personed now?

Posted by: AF at July 13, 2020 01:52 PM (RsPQq)

356 This idiot will be Speaker one day.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2020 01:50 PM (O+I8R)
+++++++++++
She'll be VP in 2028 and get the big chair in '32.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:53 PM (hYcqw)

357 But she is smart enough to be a local actress.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2020 01:38 PM (vW9Vw)

...or a news anchor.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 13, 2020 01:39 PM (AiZBA)

Or a weather girl
Posted by: The Edge at July 13, 2020 01:41 PM (gtdYu)

Or a Kennedy.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 13, 2020 01:53 PM (v0R5T)

358 AOC says people afraid to pay their rent.

What is going on, obviously, is that Landlords are on a rent payer murder spree.

Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2020 01:54 PM (ZfRYq)

359 Tom Cruise is the master at choosing good scripts that let him be Tom Cruise.

Same with Keanu Reeves. He's very careful to pick roles that he can do well, and entertain. A man's got to know his limitations (Clint being the same, mostly. Every so often he'd pick a stinker)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

360 She'll be VP in 2028 and get the big chair in '32.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:53 PM (hYcqw)

We don't use Old Sparky any more.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:54 PM (YqDXo)

361 140 @104

Rosemund Pike is always good but I detest Keira Knightly, the girl acts with her teeth.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Bad-acting is one thing, but Keira is apparently too cheap to get a boob job and that I cannot forgive.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 13, 2020 01:54 PM (kfcYC)

362 Don't blame what she says on stupidity. Even her bowel movements are scripted. She says these things for a reason. All the idiots hear is "AOC cares". And the discussion is somehow no longer about murder but about starving children and the "system".

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 01:54 PM (e7k9E)

363 358 AOC says people afraid to pay their rent.

What is going on, obviously, is that Landlords are on a rent payer murder spree.
Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2020 01:54 PM (ZfRYq)

========

Unfortunately, the landlords do not know where the tenants live.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

364 On the Goya front ...
BLACK BEANS MATTER

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 01:55 PM (3aI0K)

365 She is eligible for the presidency in 2024.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 01:55 PM (e7k9E)

366 We don't use Old Sparky any more.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:54 PM (YqDXo)
+++++++++
* snort *

Well played.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:55 PM (hYcqw)

367 Antoine Lavoisier, the discoverer of oxygen and hydrogen, and a founding father of modern chemistry, got offed because basically because he was an aristo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)]/i]

What did we breathe before he came along?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 13, 2020 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

368 >>Opinion: The Texas Rangers' team name must go.

Members of the Texas Rangers force were violent agents of white supremacy

Oh, f#ck right off.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2020 01:55 PM (bDqIh)

369 100 degrees out with a feel like of 111.

Fuck summer.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 01:55 PM (T0djb)

370 AOC gives stupidity a bad name.

Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2020 01:55 PM (7EjX1)

371 You forgot the tweet showing a screencap of her flashing a DOUBLE white power symbol during this rant! https://tinyurl.com/ybvpyvjq

Surely the gig is up and she will be un-personed now?
Posted by: AF at July 13, 2020 01:52 PM (RsPQq)

That's hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

372

Maybe the mean that people are murdering croissants.

_________

An homage to Lt. Col. Bearclaw it Brian Thumb Stelter? Yes, yes, embrace the power of *and*.

Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2020 01:55 PM (4ixiA)

373 After the Cadillac Escalade you stole is about three days old, it gets dirt on the tires -- so you need to ditch it and steal another one. Life in the ghetto is hard!

Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2020 01:56 PM (HEEq1)

374 359 Tom Cruise is the master at choosing good scripts that let him be Tom Cruise.

Same with Keanu Reeves. He's very careful to pick roles that he can do well, and entertain. A man's got to know his limitations (Clint being the same, mostly. Every so often he'd pick a stinker)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

=========

He was great in Dangerous Liaisons.

"It was divine!"
-Keanu, in the movie

"I had a most triumphant time!"
-Keanu, in my head

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

375 And this bimbo was just primaried by a sensible opponent and won big time. That shows her constituents are as stupid as AOC and deserve everything they get.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 13, 2020 01:56 PM (HabA/)

376 She makes my head hurt.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2020 01:56 PM (dUJdY)

377 Antoine Lavoisier, the discoverer of oxygen and hydrogen, and a founding father of modern chemistry, got offed because basically because he was an aristo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)]/i]

What did we breathe before he came along?
Posted by: Joe Biden

Farts.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 01:56 PM (T0djb)

378 I thought it was because he was a tax farmer.

WHAT DO YOU FARM????

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

379 She'll end up in a position that hasn't been created yet.

Something like Free Speech Czar. Or Director of Social Responsibility.

Once Biden wins and they allow 22M people to vote we'll be totally off the rails.

Posted by: MJ at July 13, 2020 01:56 PM (gAMkn)

380 I was SPECIFICALLY talking about her being clueless about the danger of having AOC doing what she's doing inside her caucus.

Not anything else.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (hku12)

===============================
What on earth gives you the impression that Pelosi is unaware of what AOC is up to?
Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2020 01:49 PM (Pqytn)

I'm sure she is. I never said she wasn't.

I said I think she didn't expect this young upstart to be able to upstage her. She underestimated her, as MANY people do, and I don't doubt for a second that Pelosi wishes she could change how she responded to her as soon as AOC set foot in Congress.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:56 PM (hku12)

381 Cheer up, everybody. By this time last century, we had already had a world war.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 01:56 PM (1ISKN)

382 "What did we breathe before he came along?"

Aether and phlogiston!

Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2020 01:56 PM (eAZVt)

383
This idiot will be Speaker one day.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2020 01:50 PM (O+I8R)
+++++++++++
She'll be VP in 2028 and get the big chair in '32.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:53 PM (hYcqw

-------

Who knows? Either outcome is highly likely. But even if by some miracle we can turn things around before it comes to that, we are stuck with her FOR LIFE, due to the nature of incumbency, and the stupidity of NYC voters.

Even if she's still a backbencher in a few decades, she'll be in a fright wig shouting "EMPANADA FEEFTY- FOUR!!!" into a microphone at a compliant, unquestioning press gaggle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2020 01:56 PM (AzW6q)

384 In other news: Dim lights, thick smoke, and loud, loud music apparent kill the ubiquitous virus. Well, the loud music part anyway.

Posted by: klaftern at July 13, 2020 01:57 PM (RuIsu)

385 AOC gives stupidity a bad name.
Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2020 01:55 PM (7EjX1)

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame.

You give dumb
A bad name.

Posted by: Jon Bonjiovi at July 13, 2020 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

386 381 Cheer up, everybody. By this time last century, we had already had a world war.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2020 01:56 PM (1ISKN)

And an actual pandemic plus a Bolshevik revolution.

Plus ca change... etc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2020 01:57 PM (s2VJv)

387
What did we breathe before he came along?
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 13, 2020 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

Phlogiston.

Or de-phlogiston.

It was really hard to keep matters straight. It was an Age of Malaria.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2020 01:57 PM (pNxlR)

388 Bad-acting is one thing, but Keira is apparently too cheap to get a boob job and that I cannot forgive.

Rosamund Pike isn't exactly busty either. But she's more talented.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)

389 AOC is just another Shirley Jackson Lee or Maxine Waters. She's going to be a long time member of the House stupid caucus.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 01:57 PM (2DOZq)

390 Opinion: The Texas Rangers' team name must go.
---------

Huh. And I thought they'd be plenty satisfied just taking the Redskins scalp.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 01:57 PM (e7k9E)

391 My guess is money laundering. Buy a few of them and resell them 20x
higher than the real cost. If you get audited and the auditor sees "10
gigabit optical transceiver at 4mw" for 20 grand, he's just going to go
cross eyed and mark it down as "expensive high-tech computer shit."

=====

GMTA. Kid was all upset about human trafficking and I kept repeating that it was an obvious money laundering. Yes, HT is going on all the time, but it is subsidiary and dependent on the laundering operations.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (MIKMs)

392 She'll be VP in 2028 and get the big chair in '32.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:53 PM (hYcqw)

Serious question:
Who wins in 2024 that the loses in 2028?

Posted by: tbodie at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (eii2u)

393 What disturbs me about Ocasio is not her extreme leftism, but her childish stupidity. The fact that the MSM and DNC ---BIRM --- should have elevated this airhead to such prominence is scary.
-----------

Uh, it is not as though that bunch possess enough education, wisdom, or good judgement to even be in charge of writing cartoon strips.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (CTJwJ)

394 I detest boob jobs.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (e7k9E)

395 382 "What did we breathe before he came along?"

Aether and phlogiston!
Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2020 01:56 PM (eAZVt)

I saw Aether and Phlogiston open for Brewer and Shipley at the Bitter End in '71.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (s2VJv)

396 The surgical ones I mean.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (e7k9E)

397 Antoine Lavoisier, the discoverer of oxygen and hydrogen, and a founding father of modern chemistry, got offed because basically because he was an aristo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)]/i]

What did we breathe before he came along?
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 13, 2020 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

Didn't he discover Nitrous Oxide and then had parties where they would breathe it and laugh their asses off?

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (AiZBA)

398 I thought it was because he was a tax farmer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 01:49 PM (mht8P)

Yeah, that too, but the Jacobins were offing aristos generally speaking on pretty much any pretext.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (YqDXo)

399 My guess is money laundering. Buy a few of them and resell them 20x higher than the real cost. If you get audited and the auditor sees "10 gigabit optical transceiver at 4mw" for 20 grand, he's just going to go cross eyed and mark it down as "expensive high-tech computer shit."

Struck me as clever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Reasonable up to the point at which the item in question is a pillow for $10,000

PILLOW.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (ysmsf)

400 394 I detest boob jobs.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (e7k9E)

Then she's not doing it right...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (s2VJv)

401 Who wins in 2024 that the loses in 2028?
Posted by: tbodie at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (eii2u)
++++++++++++
They'll swap out the VP during the Dem's second term in 2028.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:59 PM (hYcqw)

402 I detest boob jobs.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (e7k9E)

I don't detest them, but find them largely unnecessary.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

403 This idiot will be Speaker one day.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2020 01:50 PM (O+I8R)
+++++++++++
She'll be VP in 2028 and get the big chair in '32.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:53 PM (hYcqw)

Eh. With any luck SMOD or the Yellowstone Caldera will have put us out of our misery by then.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:59 PM (hku12)

404 393 What disturbs me about Ocasio is not her extreme leftism, but her childish stupidity. The fact that the MSM and DNC ---BIRM --- should have elevated this airhead to such prominence is scary.
-----------

Uh, it is not as though that bunch possess enough education, wisdom, or good judgement to even be in charge of writing cartoon strips.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (CTJwJ)

She is the poster child for Dunning-Krueger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2020 01:59 PM (s2VJv)

405 What disturbs me about Ocasio is not her extreme leftism, but her childish stupidity. The fact that the MSM and DNC ---BIRM --- should have elevated this airhead to such prominence is scary.

She's the hard left's cat's paw. That's all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:59 PM (YqDXo)

406 Deaths being up are a sign that civil order is over.

See: directly after every revolution and conquest. Private grudges are finalized, without fear of retribution.

Tribes and Mobs in our future, unless this is stopped.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2020 01:59 PM (u82oZ)

407 Roasmund Pike was pregnant in Jack Reacher, and the director took full of advantage of the effect on her talents.

Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2020 01:59 PM (ZfRYq)

408
Opinion: The Texas Rangers' team name must go

The Minnesota Vikings / Viqueens are safely in the LGBTQ+ camp, based solely on their play.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2020 01:59 PM (pNxlR)

409
I don't doubt for a second that Pelosi wishes she could change how she responded to her as soon as AOC set foot in Congress.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:56 PM (hku12)

Mister, we could use a man like Sam Rayburn again. He would have squashed her like a bug.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 02:00 PM (mht8P)

410 PILLOW.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (ysmsf)
++++++++++++
Is it full of gold fleece?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 02:00 PM (hYcqw)

411 349
The Washington Post@washingtonpost

Opinion: The Texas Rangers' team name must go.

Members of the Texas Rangers force were violent agents of white supremacy

Opinion: the Washington Post's name must go, as it reeks of male phallocentricity. Rename it the Washington Clam, or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

It's warm tonight.

Posted by: Minnesota Vikings whistling past the graveyard at July 13, 2020 02:00 PM (xYCki)

412 Pelousy is fine having AOC carry the commie torch. If she wasn't you would know about it. She wouldn't have defended her, for example, when Trump put her and her disgusting compares on the ropes.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:00 PM (e7k9E)

413 She'll be VP in 2028 and get the big chair in '32.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 01:53 PM (hYcqw)

Serious question:
Who wins in 2024 that the loses in 2028?
Posted by: tbodie at July 13, 2020 01:58 PM (eii2u)

Heh... loses.

Posted by: DNC Death Ray at July 13, 2020 02:01 PM (hku12)

414 And this bimbo was just primaried by a sensible
opponent and won big time. That shows her constituents are as stupid
as AOC and deserve everything they get.

Posted by: Donna

Name recognition, nothing more. She knows how to keep her brand in the news.
It's the same misplaced honor given actors, actresses, singers, etc when they are called stars, suggesting they are above the peons.

Posted by: old chick at July 13, 2020 02:01 PM (sOete)

415 Throw some sugar cubes or an apple in that mouth if you want it to stop speaking.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 13, 2020 02:01 PM (ftFVW)

416 She'll end up in a position that hasn't been created yet.

Something like Free Speech Czar. Or Director of Social Responsibility.

Once Biden wins and they allow 22M people to vote we'll be totally off the rails.
Posted by: MJ
--------

See: 'Harrison Bergeron'

Handicapper General

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2020 02:01 PM (AytXr)

417
Rosamund Pike isn't exactly busty either. But she's more talented.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)

Cruise made her wear that WonderBra in Jack Reacher. Looked pretty good to me. But I'm easy to please.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2020 02:01 PM (EGyGV)

418
Huh. And I thought they'd be plenty satisfied just taking the Redskins scalp.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 01:57 PM (e7k9E)

They'll only be satisfied when they've executed you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 02:01 PM (mht8P)

419 Reasonable up to the point at which the item in question is a pillow for $10,000

PILLOW.

Remember, Gwyneth Paltrow makes basically infinite profit selling rocks to women to put in their hoo-has.

I believe that the ceiling is unlimited on selling useless bullshit to neurotic white women.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2020 02:02 PM (ZGrMX)

420 Can we crowd fund the caldera? Might be cheaper than the Big Hrock SMOD.

Posted by: klaftern at July 13, 2020 02:02 PM (RuIsu)

421
When it comes to politicians, it seriously doesn't matter. They can be brilliant, or as dumb as AOC. Smart or stupid, they know their job is to mouth the words that the Party and State script for them, and nothing more.

It's why elections don't matter. Vote for the Dem, and you're voting for the government. Vote for a Republican, it's the same. Vote for an outsider like Trump, and he'll be stymied at every turn.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2020 02:02 PM (AzW6q)

422 According to article linked below SMOD is our only hope.

https://heavy.com/news/2020/06/supervolcano-
eruption-yellowstone-caldera-unlikely-blow/

Posted by: tbodie at July 13, 2020 02:02 PM (eii2u)

423 What did we breathe before he came along?
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 13, 2020 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

Insty had a great cartoon Saturday that said Joe Biden was the only candidate who could hide his own Easter eggs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 02:02 PM (YqDXo)

424 Insty had a great cartoon Saturday that said Joe Biden was the only candidate who could hide his own Easter eggs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

*snort

Sundowner FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 02:04 PM (T0djb)

425 Is it full of gold fleece?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Fleece? Sure.

Golden. Ask the IRS, I suppose because we're in the twilight zone.

* hits G-chord hard *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2020 02:04 PM (ysmsf)

426 338 This idiot will be Speaker one day.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2020 01:50 PM (O+I8R)
----------------------------
No, I don't think so.
Getting elected and getting on screen is one thing.
But hard-scrabble knife fights for intra-party leadership?
Different thing altogether.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 13, 2020 02:04 PM (M/9m0)

427 The Washington Post@washingtonpost

--

People were lynched on posts. Slaves were whipped on posts.

I see a serious problem with allowing this newspaper to continue with this racist name.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 02:05 PM (kA3Cp)

428 I don't doubt for a second that Pelosi wishes she could change how she responded to her as soon as AOC set foot in Congress.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 01:56 PM (hku12)

Mister, we could use a man like Sam Rayburn again. He would have squashed her like a bug.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 02:00 PM (mht8P)

Part of me gets pleasure, watching the old dinosaurs having to pretend they like this dizzy broad.

Sometimes when you see Nanzi and Chucklehead Shumer, they look like they're hostages reading a script their captors make them read at the point of a gun.

Had 2020 played out the way it should have, with a mildly alarming novel virus outbreak, and random riots in various big cities, I think these morons would have been tossed out on their ear.

But as it is, they're hoping to survive one more time, before they are chased from the pride lands by younger, prettier lions.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:05 PM (hku12)

429 2019 Tax returns have to be submitted by Wednesday

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 02:05 PM (3aI0K)

430 Opinion: The Texas Rangers' team name must go.

Members of the Texas Rangers force were violent agents of white supremacy

Opinion: the Washington Post's name must go, as it reeks of male phallocentricity. Rename it the Washington Clam, or something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

One of the most famous Texas Rangers , Frank Hamer along with 2-3 other men, faced down thousands of armed vigilantes who were trying to lynch a black man accused of rape. The governor ordered Hamer not to shoot at the mob, so he was basically defenseless, but still stood his ground. The mob eventually burned down the courthouse where Hamer had taken the man for safe keeping. Hamer eventually escaped the burning building, but was not able to get the defendant free from his cell, and he died

Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 02:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

431 Its said about every election, but November definitely seems to be "a time for choosing" a republic or a slow (but more rapid) descent into tyranny. A logical populace would not elect one Democrat in any race, but logic went out with the bathwater.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2020 02:05 PM (r+sAi)

432
Larceny down 7.5%. Murder up 27%.
So they're killing instead of stealing. And stealing must be a lot more time-consuming.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 13, 2020 02:05 PM (7O4me)

433
People were lynched on posts. Slaves were whipped on posts.

I see a serious problem with allowing this newspaper to continue with this racist name.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 13, 2020 02:05 PM (kA3Cp)

Turtles get stranded on posts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2020 02:05 PM (pNxlR)

434 Rosamund Pike was pregnant in Jack Reacher, and the director took full of advantage of the effect on her talents.

One of her better roles as well, she did a good job with a small part.

Members of the Texas Rangers force were violent agents of white supremacy

Hardest hit: Bass Reeves

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 02:07 PM (KZzsI)

435 This idiot will be Speaker one day.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2020 01:50 PM (O+I8R)
----------------------------
No, I don't think so.
Getting elected and getting on screen is one thing.
But hard-scrabble knife fights for intra-party leadership?
Different thing altogether.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 13, 2020 02:04 PM (M/9m0)

Yeah, I don't think she's remotely interested in that job.

Speaker is a life's dream, for the career legislator. She wants the big chair.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:07 PM (hku12)

436 Pelousy is fine having AOC carry the commie torch. If she wasn't you would know about it. She wouldn't have defended her, for example, when Trump put her and her disgusting compares on the ropes.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:00 PM (e7k9E)

With respect, I doubt this, for several reasons. One is that you have two women - one old, one young - vying for prominence. Anyone who's watched women in office politics knows that for two cents they'd scratch each others eyes out.

Pelosi probably HAD to defend her from Trump's attacks, or else be cast as a Trump lackey. After all, she's consistently been mortally opposed to ANYTHING Trump says or does (see, e.g., her defense of MS-13).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 02:08 PM (YqDXo)

437 Report that Remus of Woodpile Report passed away on July 8th of cancer.

https://tinyurl.com/y8jlxqv7

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 13, 2020 02:08 PM (JKNZq)

438 One of the most famous Texas Rangers , Frank Hamer along with 2-3 other men, faced down thousands of armed vigilantes who were trying to lynch a black man accused of rape.

He did it several times, finally one time the mob won after almost a week of basically a siege. The Rangers didn't particularly like the guy (almost certainly was guilty of rape, in this case) but they wanted the law to handle things, not a mob of idiots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 02:08 PM (KZzsI)

439 Trump finally goes after Fauci.
https://tinyurl.com/ya27yrs5

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2020 02:09 PM (r+sAi)

440 OT: Obama appointee blocks Fed executions.What I found interesting, the reason was due to "cruel and unusual punishment" using pentobarbitol, but the same inmates said that firing squad was fine. Barr should make their wishes come true; let's go back to firing squads.

Posted by: jim at July 13, 2020 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

441 I was looking at the photo of Lisa Marie Presley's house this a.m. It's a relatively small house in Calabasas, CA, and the value was put at $1.8 million, which isn't much for that area.

It's amazing how much money that woman has squandered. I remember reading about some of her financial dealings when she was fighting with her last ex-husband over their post-nuptial agreement (she eventually won that fight). She had inherited over $100 million from Elvis' estate, but she sold the rights to the bulk of the estate's property (Elvis' songs, etc.), in 2005 and she burned through that money in record time. She was claiming poverty a few years ago, and judging by the size of her current home, she may not actually be that far from it. It's nuts because with just a tiny bit of fiscal discipline, she could easily have been a billionaire by now.

Sad.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 13, 2020 02:10 PM (k4dH2)

442 Opinion: The Texas Rangers' team name must go.

What about the New York Rangers?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2020 02:10 PM (oVJmc)

443 2019 Tax returns have to be submitted by Wednesday
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2020 02:05 PM (3aI0K)

I wrote a check to Jeff City, MO last week. I could have sent it 3 months ago, I could have waited until this week, but decided to get it over with so I don't have to think about it.

Incidentally, since the bulk of my time in 2019 was in Missouri, I owed them money, but Denver owed me a modest refund.

I still haven't gotten it, even though I filed before the April 15 deadline.

Bastards.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:10 PM (hku12)

444 Yeah, I don't think she's remotely interested in that job.

Speaker is a life's dream, for the career legislator. She wants the big chair.
Posted by: BurtTC

AOC isn't smart enough for the big chair.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 02:10 PM (T0djb)

445 Huh. And I thought they'd be plenty satisfied just taking the Redskins scalp.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 01:57 PM (e7k9E)
-----------------------------------------------
Paleface ... speak with tongue in cheek, yes?

In truth, I did think they would wait a few days, even a week or two, before ginning up the next outrage.
This is like hitting on a chick at your wife's funeral.

Is there no such thing as a decent interval anymore?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 13, 2020 02:11 PM (M/9m0)

446 Bitch set me up.

Posted by: Lou Durrs at July 13, 2020 02:11 PM (vOC0Z)

447 @NaCly Dog, even back when we talked a out the Burning Times, my prediction was that the outcome would be weak city governments overseeing territories ruled by gangs and warlords, which would be the government that actually provided security for their turf and enforced the law. Much like Beirut.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 13, 2020 02:11 PM (0QLpr)

448 What I found interesting, the reason was due to "cruel and unusual punishment" using pentobarbitol, but the same inmates said that firing squad was fine.

Courts keep pulling that crap, and by doing it long enough, capital punishment becomes unusual.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

449 Opinion: The Texas Rangers' team name must go.

What about the New York Rangers?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2020 02:10 PM (oVJmc)

And the democrats?

Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 02:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

450 436
Pelousy is fine having AOC carry the commie torch. If she wasn't you
would know about it. She wouldn't have defended her, for example, when
Trump put her and her disgusting compares on the ropes.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:00 PM (e7k9E)

With respect, I doubt this, for several reasons. One is that you
have two women - one old, one young - vying for prominence. Anyone who's
watched women in office politics knows that for two cents they'd
scratch each others eyes out.

Pelosi probably HAD to defend her from Trump's attacks, or else be
cast as a Trump lackey. After all, she's consistently been mortally
opposed to ANYTHING Trump says or does (see, e.g., her defense of
MS-13).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 02:08 PM (YqDXo)

Nan is a "your father's democrat" and AOC is the new commie democrat. The two of them are playing sue and settle to move the dem party to the Marxist party without "your father's democrat's" noticing. At least that is thew plan.

Posted by: Minnesota Vikings whistling past the graveyard at July 13, 2020 02:12 PM (xYCki)

451
Frank Hamer is a hero for tracking down and ventilating Bonnie and Clyde, two murderous psychopaths. Of course 60s assholes made them romantic figures while Hamer was portrayed as incompetent. But what can you expect from 60s assholes?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 02:12 PM (mht8P)

452 I think AOC has decent political instincts, but I have a feeling some of the other females will fare better in a more national Dem primary

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 13, 2020 02:13 PM (svbBD)

453 Dow up another 400 plus today.

Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 02:13 PM (Ed8Zd)

454 448
What I found interesting, the reason was due to "cruel and unusual
punishment" using pentobarbitol, but the same inmates said that firing
squad was fine.

Courts keep pulling that crap, and by doing it long enough, capital punishment becomes unusual.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

They left is trying to make jailing looters and rioters rare so it can be considered cruel and unusual.

Posted by: jim at July 13, 2020 02:13 PM (ynpvh)

455 With respect, I doubt this, for several reasons. One is that you have two women - one old, one young - vying for prominence. Anyone who's watched women in office politics knows that for two cents they'd scratch each others eyes out.

Pelosi probably HAD to defend her from Trump's attacks, or else be cast as a Trump lackey. After all, she's consistently been mortally opposed to ANYTHING Trump says or does (see, e.g., her defense of MS-13).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 02:08 PM (YqDXo)

Bingo.

Further, it's assumed Pelousy and her type would prefer to keep business as usual, as much as possible. Continue bilking taxpayers, and living on that sweet sweet hypocrisy, whereas the AOCs of the world really seem to mean it.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:13 PM (hku12)

456 444. I mean, neither is Biden.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 13, 2020 02:13 PM (svbBD)

457 One of the most famous Texas Rangers , Frank Hamer along with 2-3 other men, faced down thousands of armed vigilantes who were trying to lynch a black man accused of rape.

The South has the reputation for lynchings, but the two worst cases of mass lynchings took place in NYC (11 black men, in 1863) and in LA (the massacre/lynching of 20 Chinese in 1871). The latter lynch mob was half Anglo ... and half Hispanic. Uh oh.

Curious how neither of those ever gets mentioned

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

458 It's End-Stage Liberalism, a Cultural Death Wish.

They're burning down their own cities to punish America. We cannot allow their Suicide Pact to succeed.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 13, 2020 02:14 PM (Ndje9)

459 With respect, I doubt this, for several reasons. One is that you have two women - one old, one young - vying for prominence. Anyone who's watched women in office politics knows that for two cents they'd scratch each others eyes out.
***

That picture of Feinstein cornering MerCOWski in the hallway during the Kavanaugh hearings is indelibly etched in my mind.

Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 02:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

460 Donkeychompers is an idiot, but I like her blouse.

Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 02:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

461 Nothing much new of note from press conference.

No prediction on containment/extinguishing fire.

Fuel remains big concern (below the fire).

Cooling the deck (chopper drops, hoses on hull from the sides).

Cause thought to be in "lower V" storage area, including flammables, related to shipyard work.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 13, 2020 02:15 PM (El6T/)

462 440 What I found interesting, the
reason was due to "cruel and unusual punishment" using pentobarbitol,
but the same inmates said that firing squad was fine.

firing squad = cruel, but not unusual; therefore not cruel *and* unusual.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 13, 2020 02:15 PM (sGtp+)

463
What I found interesting, the reason was due to "cruel and unusual
punishment" using pentobarbitol

I've sat with many of our dogs during "lethal injection" and not one has ever twitched or shown anything but peace in their last moments.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 02:16 PM (mht8P)

464 White folks got lynched too, that was standard mob "justice" back then. Almost never was it remotely justified or necessary. Usually it went far beyond the person they were angry at too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 02:16 PM (KZzsI)

465 AOC isn't smart enough for the big chair.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 02:10 PM (T0djb)

And Joe Biden is??

Or W?

Or Bobama??

Or McKinley or Harding or Buchanan or Franklin Pierce or Mildred Filmore?

This is the US of A! Since WHEN did intelligence have ANYTHING to do with it???

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:16 PM (hku12)

466 I saw we bring back stabbing people in the back of the neck as they sleep as the preferred method of capital punishment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 13, 2020 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

467
Maybe if we gave the condemned flowers and a box of chocolates first...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 02:17 PM (mht8P)

468 The South has the reputation for lynchings, but the two worst cases of mass lynchings took place in NYC (11 black men, in 1863) and in LA (the massacre/lynching of 20 Chinese in 1871). The latter lynch mob was half Anglo ... and half Hispanic. Uh oh.

Curious how neither of those ever gets mentioned
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

I have never heard of either one - interesting.

Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 02:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

469 AOC ain't in charge of what AOC says or does.

Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2020 02:17 PM (l3+k2)

470 Last lynching in the US was in Santa Rosa Ca. and it was a white man

Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2020 02:17 PM (Zmnko)

471 461
Nothing much new of note from press conference.

No prediction on containment/extinguishing fire.

Fuel remains big concern (below the fire).

Cooling the deck (chopper drops, hoses on hull from the sides).

Cause thought to be in "lower V" storage area, including flammables, related to shipyard work.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 13, 2020 02:15 PM (El6T
Any word on the source? Sabotage?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2020 02:18 PM (xYCki)

472 The commies are emptying the jails and prisons to make room for US. Torture is fun. Well not all of us. Firing squads and burning down houses can be fun too. Dark and divisive

Posted by: azalea city at July 13, 2020 02:18 PM (WX+x0)

473 Remus was a national treasure, like Paul Harvey, or Weird Al Yankovic before he shaved the stache.

Posted by: Tommy Vercetti at July 13, 2020 02:18 PM (vOC0Z)

474 HAHAHAHA. "Screeching Weasel" - a punk band I hadn't even thought about for like 25 years - wrote a love song to Titania McGrath called "Problematic":
https://youtu.be/MzfaZHqiitc

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 02:18 PM (hYcqw)

475 Shoplifters are not prosecuted in Seattle.
Police no longer respond to calls about shoplifting.
Businesses have stopped calling the police re shoplifting.
Ergo: shoplifting is down.

Posted by: Dick Tracy at July 13, 2020 02:18 PM (iK4j2)

476 It's End-Stage Liberalism, a Cultural Death Wish.

They're burning down their own cities to punish America. We cannot allow their Suicide Pact to succeed.
Posted by: The Gipper Live

Yes. Yes we can.

What we can't allow is to let them burn down OUR cities.

Blue on blue fratricide is muy bueno.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 02:18 PM (T0djb)

477 What I found interesting, the reason was due to "cruel and unusual punishment" using pentobarbitol, but the same inmates said that firing squad was fine.

Courts keep pulling that crap, and by doing it long enough, capital punishment becomes unusual.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

None of the methods of execution we've used in the last century meet the definition of cruel. Period, end of story. Hanging, firing squad, lethal injection are all humane. Even the electric chair, though it comes close when things don't work as planned, doesn't meet a standard of cruelty handed out by depraved killers on a daily basis.

Beats being raped, tortured, strangled, stabbed and left somewhat alive in the woods somewhere.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 13, 2020 02:18 PM (z79tQ)

478 468 The South has the reputation for lynchings, but the two worst cases of mass lynchings took place in NYC (11 black men, in 1863) and in LA (the massacre/lynching of 20 Chinese in 1871). The latter lynch mob was half Anglo ... and half Hispanic. Uh oh.

Curious how neither of those ever gets mentioned
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

I have never heard of either one - interesting.
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 02:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

The largest lynching was in New Orleans of Italian immigrants - 22 were killed, IIRC

Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2020 02:19 PM (Izzlo)

479 Paleface ... speak with tongue in cheek, yes?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 13, 2020 02:11 PM (M/9m0)

Unfortunately yeah. That's why you need to never give an inch and never apologize to the Left. Ever.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:19 PM (e7k9E)

480
Or McKinley or Harding or Buchanan or Franklin Pierce or Mildred Filmore?

McKinley had no lack of brains and as for Harding, he ended a deep depression by... doing nothing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 02:19 PM (mht8P)

481 I'd be happy for AOC to get the chair - that is the one we are talking about right?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 13, 2020 02:19 PM (xceTB)

482 smh

Posted by: Bag of Rocks at July 13, 2020 02:20 PM (gS3OW)

483 Last lynching in the US was in Santa Rosa Ca. and it was a white man

-
Probably deserved it. I wonder what he was wearing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2020 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)

484 A biometric digital ID that evolves just as you evolve will be introduced in low-ncome, remote communities in West Africa thru a partnership between Gates-backed GAVI vaccine alliance, Mastercard & AI-powered by Trust Stamp

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2020 02:20 PM (qleR6)

485 I wonder what the crime rate would be if punishments were cruel and not that unusual.

Yes, that relies on a 100% success rate in determining the guilty party, so there's that. But still...

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 13, 2020 02:21 PM (Ve//x)

486 I have never heard of either one - interesting.
Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2020 02:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

Yeah, I wonder why. Here ya go:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_draft_riots

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_massacre_of_1871

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 02:21 PM (YqDXo)

487 482 smh

Posted by: Bag of Rocks at July 13, 2020 02:20 PM (gS3OW)

---

Yeah.

I know.

Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 02:21 PM (RU4sa)

488 Yeah, W is comparable to the idiot AOC in "intelligence". Right.

No word on cause, but implied that it was in stored materials, used for shipyward work, in "lower V" section - flammables, carboard, rags, etc.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 13, 2020 02:21 PM (El6T/)

489 Shoplifters are not prosecuted in Seattle.
Police no longer respond to calls about shoplifting.
Businesses have stopped calling the police re shoplifting.
Ergo: shoplifting is down.
Posted by: Dick Tracy at July 13, 2020 02:18 PM (iK4j2)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure voter fraud was practically non-existent in Saddam's Iraq. Not even a category in their annual crime stats.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:21 PM (hku12)

490
Read what those condemned to death were found guilty of. Hint: it's not stealing a loaf of bread. Stomach turning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 02:21 PM (mht8P)

491 A biometric digital ID that evolves just as you evolve will be introduced in low-ncome, remote communities in West Africa thru a partnership between Gates-backed GAVI vaccine alliance, Mastercard & AI-powered by Trust Stamp
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2020 02:20 PM (qleR6)
+++++++++++
Awesome. Way to go guys. Want a vaccine or a telephone? Join the panopticon. Or just keep dirt farming. Whatever.

People are evil.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 02:21 PM (hYcqw)

492 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 02:08 PM (YqDXo)

I think all lefties care about is their personal power and wealth. Neither of these things are threatened by AOC at this point, *and* she's effectively moving the cause forward, which only makes some things easier for Nan and the Gang (like trillion dollar spending bills on the table, that were not even glints in their eye before AOC) so yeah we can disagree here.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:21 PM (e7k9E)

493 Harding was by all accounts a good President and he gave us one of my favorites Silent Cal

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 13, 2020 02:21 PM (kFJyN)

494 None of the methods of execution we've used in the last century meet the definition of cruel. Period, end of story. Hanging, firing squad, lethal injection are all humane. Even the electric chair, though it comes close when things don't work as planned, doesn't meet a standard of cruelty handed out by depraved killers on a daily basis.

Beats being raped, tortured, strangled, stabbed and left somewhat alive in the woods somewhere.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

60 ft drop, 50 ft rope.

When that head pops off, they die.

Every time.

Messy? Yeah. Water and a power washer is cheap.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 02:21 PM (T0djb)

495 Probably deserved it. I wonder what he was wearing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2020 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)

Crocs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 02:22 PM (YqDXo)

496 Although like the rest it's nice to see the DJIA rising, I don't think anyone would maintain anymore that this has anything to do with the economy, or expected profits. It is far more likely that this is due to massive amounts of money being injected into the system, which has no place else to go. Case in point - Tesla, soaring because it is a trendy name with a lot of recognition. Anyone who bought recently, congratulations! You hit the jackpot! But this, like the rest of the market, has no rational relationship to any economic fundamentals.

I am not saying this to be negative - I'm now thinking that if huge amounts of money keep being pumped into the banking system like this, we could end up at DJIA 40,000.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2020 02:22 PM (Kpl3J)

497 W is a lot of things, but he is not stupid.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 13, 2020 02:22 PM (Ve//x)

498 484 A biometric digital ID that evolves just as you evolve will be introduced in low-ncome, remote communities in West Africa thru a partnership between Gates-backed GAVI vaccine alliance, Mastercard & AI-powered by Trust Stamp
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2020 02:20 PM (qleR6)

---

Like a broken clock, Farrakhan is right on this.

Don't take the vaccine, Africa.

Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 02:23 PM (RU4sa)

499 She's going to have big, heavy, eggs-on-a-nail tits sooner rather than later to go with her Hills-Have-Eyes teeth and dishrag neck, all before she's 40.

Posted by: The Two Yoots at July 13, 2020 02:23 PM (6MoD2)

500 Probably deserved it. I wonder what he was wearing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2020 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)

Crocs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

And a J Crew Man Bag.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 02:24 PM (T0djb)

501 McKinley had no lack of brains and as for Harding, he ended a deep depression by... doing nothing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 02:19 PM (mht8P)

McKinley was known to be a Party man, was easily pliable. His intellect doesn't get mentioned for a reason.

Harding was well known to be a moron, who was more interested in chasing tail and taking bribes than he was anything else.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:24 PM (hku12)

502 496

Respectfully disagree. Markets are up because the underlying economy is incredibly good once we get over this WuFlu MSM induces hysteria. Dont buy into leftist bullshit

Posted by: Poster X at July 13, 2020 02:24 PM (kTW6K)

503 484 A biometric digital ID that evolves just as you evolve will be
introduced in low-ncome, remote communities in West Africa thru a
partnership between Gates-backed GAVI vaccine alliance, Mastercard
AI-powered by Trust Stamp

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2020 02:20 PM (qleR6)

Zombie apocalypse

Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 02:24 PM (gmo/4)

504 494 None of the methods of execution we've used in the last century meet the definition of cruel. Period, end of story. Hanging, firing squad, lethal injection are all humane. Even the electric chair, though it comes close when things don't work as planned, doesn't meet a standard of cruelty handed out by depraved killers on a daily basis."

Although I don't spend much time worrying about the "Cruelty" of a Death Sentence (originally it was intended to rule out the extreme things the Brits did, like drawing and quartering) but, for those who love to appeal saying that the drugs in lethal injection are "Cruel" - why not just inject the subject with a 10X lethal dose of heroin+fentanyl? Easy to get, guaranteed to work, and the perp will probably die with a smile. What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2020 02:25 PM (Kpl3J)

505 394 I detest boob jobs.
Posted by: ... at

Agreed, not optimal, but at this point, what other option does Kiera have to get a nice set of boobs? Transplants?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 13, 2020 02:25 PM (kfcYC)

506 500 Probably deserved it. I wonder what he was wearing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2020 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)

Crocs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

And a J Crew Man Bag.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 02:24 PM (T0djb)

If he had a man bun, I'd have been cheering the mob on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2020 02:25 PM (YqDXo)

507 Harding was by all accounts a good President and he gave us one of my favorites Silent Cal
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 13, 2020 02:21 PM (kFJyN)

All of which is beside the point. He didn't need to be smart, he just needed to not be Woodrow Wilson and get out of the way. Which he did. Twice.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:25 PM (hku12)

508 Neil Cavuto pimping more TOTALLY TRUE polls saying Biden's ahead in TEXAS.

Jesus Christ, Neil, you fat fucking thumb, GET OFF IT.

and btw, what the hell is wrong with him. He's CONSTANTLY looking around when on camera, like an old person who keeps swearing he's hearing voices.

DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, DOWN LEFT RIGHT

is it OCD? Tourettes? No other hosts have to look at their cribsheets or teleprompter like that?

Fucking annoying fat asshole.

Posted by: The Two Yoots at July 13, 2020 02:26 PM (6MoD2)

509 Kiera Knightly doesn't play a role, she plays Kiera in that situation. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. John Wayne made a whole career out of that, which is fine if you choose the right roles. When you don't its just awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

like John Wayne as Genghis Khan?

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 13, 2020 02:26 PM (8D42x)

510
any COB got your ears on?

clean-up on aisle 432 downstairs

mh96V

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 13, 2020 02:26 PM (ex1Hs)

511 I think all lefties care about is their personal power and wealth. Neither of these things are threatened by AOC at this point, *and* she's effectively moving the cause forward, which only makes some things easier for Nan and the Gang (like trillion dollar spending bills on the table, that were not even glints in their eye before AOC) so yeah we can disagree here.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:21 PM (e7k9E)

---

That power is held over family members also.

"Think what I think and say what I say, otherwise, you will have no relationship with your granddaughters beyond pics of them texted to you. If I feel like sending you any."

Hub and I grieve a little, but for the most part, shrug our shoulders and go on living.

Will not apologize.

Will not take a knee.

Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2020 02:27 PM (RU4sa)

512 Besides being an outright commie, she is incredibly stupid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2020 02:27 PM (tsZQ+)

513
The largest lynching was in New Orleans of Italian immigrants - 22 were killed, IIRC
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2020 02:19 PM (Izzlo)

Was that part of an early Mafia or Cosa Nostra war?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 02:27 PM (lgiXo)

514 Tesla, soaring because it is a trendy name with a lot of recognition. Anyone who bought recently, congratulations! You hit the jackpot! But this, like the rest of the market, has no rational relationship to any economic fundamentals.
.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2020 02:22 PM (Kpl3J)

an aside

Musk said the tesla purpose is to test technicals and raise money for his rockets.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2020 02:27 PM (qleR6)

515 I do think she's pretty, and that carries her farther than it probably should with me, but oy, what an imbecile...

Posted by: Kensington at July 13, 2020 02:27 PM (IRDr0)

516 why not just inject the subject with a 10X lethal dose of heroin+fentanyl? Easy to get, guaranteed to work,
or lethal does of morphine or any other opioid for that matter.

Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 02:28 PM (gmo/4)

517 "I wonder what it's like to always have nothing but complete stupidity come out of your mouth anytime you open it?"
=====

That's just business-as-usual for Democrats.

Posted by: Kensington at July 13, 2020 02:28 PM (IRDr0)

518 Was that part of an early Mafia or Cosa Nostra war?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2020 02:27 PM (lgiXo)
Nope.

Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2020 02:29 PM (DJFLF)

519 why not just inject the subject with a 10X lethal dose of heroin+fentanyl? Easy to get, guaranteed to work,
or lethal does of morphine or any other opioid for that matter.
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 02:28 PM (gmo/4)

Last I checked heroin was hard to get.

But yeah, fentanyl is probably much much cheaper than morphine.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:29 PM (hku12)

520 The Power of Tits Compels You!
The Power of Tits Compels You!
The Power of Tits Compels You!

Posted by: Additional Agent Merrin at July 13, 2020 02:30 PM (ZSK0i)

521 It isn't stupid if you don't believe it.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 13, 2020 02:30 PM (l3+k2)

522 Pissed off today

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Introvertish Neutral Good at July 13, 2020 02:30 PM (TOyHQ)

523 2 things driving Tesla

1. They are going to announce a million mile battery

2
. They will soon be added to the sp500 which always give company a bump since it creates demand for the stock from managers who keep index funds or close to index portfolios

Posted by: Poster X at July 13, 2020 02:30 PM (kTW6K)

524 Apropos of nothing but amusing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 13, 2020 02:30 PM (FOASr)

525 Remember when they pretended we were outraged because she danced?

If she would just STFU and dance once, I'd probably donate to her campaign.

Posted by: Kensington at July 13, 2020 02:31 PM (IRDr0)

526 Here's video of some of her BLM constituents liberating bread from an Amazon Prime delivery van.

https://bit.ly/2AYxnzS

Their children must be starving.

Posted by: motionview at July 13, 2020 02:31 PM (pYQR/)

527 "I wonder what it's like to always have nothing but complete stupidity come out of your mouth anytime you open it?"

It's pretty awesome, actually.

Posted by: Presidentof the Basement Joe Biden at July 13, 2020 02:31 PM (oVJmc)

528 I do think she's pretty, and that carries her farther than it probably should with me, but oy, what an imbecile...
Posted by: Kensington at July 13, 2020 02:27 PM (IRDr0)

Her bug eyes, buck teeth and whiny voice are a turn-off for me.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

529
Musk said the tesla purpose is to test technicals and raise money for his rockets.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2020 02:27 PM

I gots no problem with that

let him fleece the vain virtue-signallers $80,000 at a time for a car with (mayhaps) a 150 mile range & an interior with worse fit & finish than a Hyundai Elantra

go to Mars, Elon; go to Mars

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 13, 2020 02:32 PM (ex1Hs)

530 Pissed off today
Posted by: vmom 2020

Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2020 02:32 PM (T0djb)

531 The power of boobs compels you!
The power of boobs compels you!

Posted by: AOC at July 13, 2020 02:32 PM (TZi47)

532 White folks got lynched too, that was standard mob "justice" back then. Almost never was it remotely justified or necessary. Usually it went far beyond the person they were angry at too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2020 02:16 PM (KZzsI

The Ox Bow Incident was a tutorial on mob mentality.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 02:33 PM (U9Qbt)

533

60 shot and 10 killed in Chicago over the past weekend. If only those poor people could have some bread

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 02:33 PM (z5l0N)

534 AOC has a ton of charisma. And when she speaks, it sounds like she'll believe what she says until the end of time. People read that passion as *honesty* when in reality it is the well rehearsed charm of a psychopath.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:33 PM (e7k9E)

535 The bishes at the NJEA are demanding that the kiddies be tested weekly for wuflu. Can you imagine someone shoving a swab up a little ones nose weekly because the c**ts demand it. Masks, plexiglass, 25% capacity and 6' apart are not torture enough?

I want tp see them stealing bread to feed their starving cat hoards

Posted by: CN at July 13, 2020 02:33 PM (ONvIw)

536 Don't we confiscate a bunch of fentanyl? See.s like repurposing some of it would be cheap and easy.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 13, 2020 02:34 PM (0QLpr)

537 463

What I found interesting, the reason was due to "cruel and unusual

punishment" using pentobarbitol

I've sat with many of our dogs during "lethal injection" and not one
has ever twitched or shown anything but peace in their last moments.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2020 02:16 PM (mht8P)

But the needle HURTS! /sarc

Posted by: jim at July 13, 2020 02:34 PM (ynpvh)

538 The problem with mobs and lynching was not racism but the fact that they targeted innocent people. The Left wants us to forget that. Bigly.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:34 PM (e7k9E)

539 Welllllll, how about them Warshington Farty-Ninners.

Be a shame if they had to change the name.

I'd have to buy all new shirts.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:34 PM (hku12)

540 "Her bug eyes, buck teeth and whiny voice are a turn-off for me."
======

It's good that some people have this perspective, but I'm dazzled by her right up until I consider the content of what she says and does.

Posted by: Kensington at July 13, 2020 02:34 PM (IRDr0)

541 Next time I get a speeding ticket my excuse in court will be I had to get to the store before all the bread was gone.

Posted by: Poster X at July 13, 2020 02:34 PM (kTW6K)

542 Tesla, soaring because it is a trendy name with a lot of recognition. Anyone who bought recently, congratulations! You hit the jackpot! But this, like the rest of the market, has no rational relationship to any economic fundamentals.

Supposedly a lot of Tesla's stock price comes from a site called Robin Hood or something like that where a bunch of people can pool their money to buy shares of otherwise very pricey stocks. The idea is that zillions of dumb kids think they're saving the planet by causing more lithium fires.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2020 02:34 PM (ZGrMX)

543 People read that passion as *honesty* when in reality it is the well rehearsed charm of a psychopath.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:33 PM (e7k9E)

Truth! - Ted Bundy

Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2020 02:34 PM (gmo/4)

544 From the last thread and Jerk Tapper wondering if Trump "could have saved lives" by being photographed with a mask.

Did it ever occur to him that Trump wearing a mask would have caused HIM and the rest of the media to not take wearing a mask seriously?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 02:34 PM (gtdYu)

545 Please, sir, may I have some more?

Posted by: Oliver Twist, Antifa at July 13, 2020 02:34 PM (oVJmc)

546 522 Pissed off today
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Introvertish Neutral Good at July 13, 2020 02:30 PM (TOyHQ)

*pats couch*

Come sit next to me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 13, 2020 02:35 PM (NWiLs)

547 Nood.

And if you see nood, well surprise nood.

Eddie Murphy surprise like.

Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2020 02:35 PM (Ojki1)

548 Don't we confiscate a bunch of fentanyl? See.s like repurposing some of it would be cheap and easy.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 13, 2020 02:34 PM (0QLpr)

I'm sure we do, but given the cost of government bureaucracy, it's probably much cheaper to just go on the street in any big city and buy it there.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2020 02:35 PM (hku12)

549 People read that passion as *honesty* when in reality it is the well rehearsed charm of a psychopath.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:33 PM (e7k9E)

You know who else spoke passionately?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 13, 2020 02:35 PM (U9Qbt)

550 It's good that some people have this perspective, but I'm dazzled by her right up until I consider the content of what she says and does.
Posted by: Kensington at July 13, 2020 02:34 PM (IRDr0)

Let's just consider the content of her bra

Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2020 02:35 PM (gtdYu)

551 There was a time I was quite skeptical of Elon Musk and Tesla, but not anymore. I still do not really understand how his business model can work, but I've learned not to try and argue with the level of success he's having.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2020 02:36 PM (Kpl3J)

552 What I find fascinating is that Trump has yet to try and coax Biden out of the basement yet. It's coming, and when it does it will sting.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2020 02:36 PM (e7k9E)

553
It's good that some people have this perspective, but I'm dazzled by her right up until I consider the content of what she says and does.
Posted by: Kensington at July 13, 2020 02:34 PM (IRDr0)

To each, their own.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 13, 2020 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

554 60 shot and 10 killed in Chicago over the past weekend. If only those poor people could have some bread

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2020 02:33 PM

---

Wonder bread needs to open a new facility in the South side of Chicago.

That would prevent all of these shootings.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2020 02:38 PM (JUOKG)

555 I think the surge in cases in the 20-40 year olds is due to them all packing into churches and praying and other sicko shit, while the oldsters are out doing wholesome patriotic stuff like pulling down racist statues with their power-scooters, and beating up cops with their hurry-canes!

Shut down the churches!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 13, 2020 02:40 PM (7Ezdo)

556
A biometric digital ID that evolves just as you evolve will be introduced in low-ncome, remote communities in West Africa thru a partnership between Gates-backed GAVI vaccine alliance, Mastercard & AI-powered by Trust Stamp
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2020 02:20 PM (qleR6)
+++++++++++
Awesome. Way to go guys. Want a vaccine or a telephone? Join the panopticon. Or just keep dirt farming. Whatever.

People are evil.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2020 02:21 PM (hYcqw)

Joe Huffman's Jews In The Attic Test.

http://www.joehuffman.org/Freedom/JewsInTheAttic.htm

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2020 02:41 PM (EGyGV)

557 A quick literature review:

1. The combs (a pair of the type that kept a lady's hair up, not the type to smooth out snarls) Jim buys Della with the proceeds of his watch are tortoiseshell, not gold. (O. Henry's works were the subject of my Ph.D.)

2. "Les Miserables" is NOT set during the French Revolution but in 1832.

Just sayin.'

Posted by: Goddessoftheclassrom at July 13, 2020 02:41 PM (vLoLa)

558 Pissed off today
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Introvertish Neutral Good at July 13, 2020 02:30 PM (TOyHQ)

IT WAS NOT ME !

Posted by: vmom's doggeh at July 13, 2020 02:48 PM (zr5Kq)

559 That is some mighty fine bread if people are willing to kill for it.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 13, 2020 03:16 PM (17+9D)

560 Oh i am sure stealing a Plasma TV will feed their kids what else kind of excuse with this Dip-Wad say next?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 13, 2020 03:31 PM (FLiOE)

561 Maybe The Enormous Spike in NYC Crime Isn't Caused By My Voters Looting and Setting Fires, But Because Poor People Need to Steal Bread for Their Starving Children

Petit larceny is down 7.5 percent year-to-date. Murder is up 27 percent.

Hmmmm, maybe they finally started eating the rich?

Posted by: Douglas at July 13, 2020 04:03 PM (nnc7I)

562 I've never heard of a 4K loaf of bread.

Posted by: DFCtomm at July 13, 2020 04:04 PM (50gG9)

563 The TVs, booze, and toilet paper that they are stealing don't feed "starving children".

Posted by: esstah at July 13, 2020 04:04 PM (qwTxQ)

564 they are murdering so to lower the number of mouths to feed.

Posted by: projection on steroids at July 13, 2020 04:08 PM (V9NdA)

565 Soon to be your president.

Posted by: raimondo at July 13, 2020 04:48 PM (072Im)

566 I always thought the Gift of the Magii was a hokey story and written by a girl and not a man.

It has dumb drizzling sentimentality dripping all over it.

*gag* *puke* *eek*

Posted by: jakee308 at July 13, 2020 05:11 PM (ACz8/)

567 Christ, that bitch is retarded.

Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at July 13, 2020 05:25 PM (nIJHj)

568 Didn't take long to get to the cannibal phase of 2020, as i can only shine that's what she's advocating by saying the numerous NYC murders are about food.

Time to play their game and take her words out of context for a campaign ad against her.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 13, 2020 10:06 PM (r0SEX)

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