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Businesses Shut Down and Vandalized by Lawless Bandits of "CHAZ" File Class Action Lawsuit Against City for Giving Their Property to Violent Scumbags
Of course they had to begin the lawsuit by stating they are not against Black Lives Matter -- or they might be literally cancelled. As in put into the ground.
"Rather, this lawsuit is about the constitutional and other legal rights of plaintiffs -- businesses, employees, and residents in and around CHOP -- which have been overrun by the city of Seattle's unprecedented decision to abandon and close off an entire city neighborhood, leaving it unchecked by the police, unserved by fire and emergency health services, and inaccessible to the public at large," the lawsuit said. ... Mayor Jenny Durkan has expressed support for the protest, calling it "a peaceful expression of our community's collective grief and their desire to build a better world," and the city has helped it by providing different barricades to better protect participants from vehicles. But following three shootings in the area on consecutive nights beginning last weekend, Durkan said this week the city would wind down the protest zone... ... In the class-action lawsuit, filed in U.S. District Court, about a dozen businesses, residents and property owners said they had sometimes been threatened for photographing protesters in public areas or for cleaning graffiti off their storefronts. The owner of the auto shop Car Tender said a burglar broke in the night of June 14, started a fire using hand sanitizer as an accelerant, and then attacked his son with a knife when confronted. The owner and his son managed to put out the fire and detain the burglar, the complaint said, but police never responded to their 911 calls. A large crowd of "CHOP participants" then came to the scene and forced the owner to release the arsonist, it said. ... The plaintiffs are seeking damages for lost business, property damage and deprivation of their property rights as well as the restoration of full public access.
That last part seems like they're seeking injunctive relief to compel Mayor Jenny to do her fucking job.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 25, 2020 12:03 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 25, 2020 12:03 PM (6xA3t)
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 25, 2020 12:03 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at June 25, 2020 12:03 PM (o1oeI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 25, 2020 12:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 25, 2020 12:04 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 25, 2020 12:04 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 25, 2020 12:04 PM (0IMgo)
Posted by: klaftern at June 25, 2020 12:04 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: BignJames at June 25, 2020 12:05 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Jmel at June 25, 2020 12:05 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:05 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at June 25, 2020 12:05 PM (wy4Th)
Ego over everything.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2020 12:05 PM (axyOa)
I think the plaintiffs can find the evidence to show that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2020 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)
At the same time in places like Seattle, it is illegal for anyone to defend or protect himself or his property.
So in a worst case - which is what I expect - we get an answer to both:
- The cops have no obligation to protect you or even to do their jobs at all
- You have no right to protect yourself
In other words, such a ruling would effectively mean that ordinary people are at the mercy of the vagaries of the police *and* the mob, with no recourse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:05 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2020 12:05 PM (r+sAi)
interesting to see how this plays out.
Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 25, 2020 12:04 PM (0IMgo)
I understand that they would not go after the protection racket, BLM, for fear of losing their business. But that is where the money is.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 25, 2020 12:05 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 25, 2020 12:06 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 25, 2020 12:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Someguy at June 25, 2020 12:06 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2020 12:06 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:06 PM (JFO2v)
I wonder where that person is. Or what they're smoking now.
Posted by: sunny-dee at June 25, 2020 12:07 PM (Z2HD7)
Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at June 25, 2020 12:05 PM (wy4Th)
You forget the big advantage this kind of action has. If this wins, the end result will be to take a lot of money away from Seattle voters, who put this stupid regime in power.
Whenever it comes to taking away a lot of money from the voters, the Legal Community is going to be All In in favor, no matter what the case is about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2020 12:07 PM (Kpl3J)
You dont open a business in a flood plain then sue when your business gets flooded. You wanted to live in hip Seattle and sell $8 coffee to SJWs? While putting up coexist and rainbow stickers to show how progressive you are? Good for you. Now you get to live with your consequences. FOAD.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 25, 2020 12:07 PM (i39YK)
Posted by: Mandela Funeral Fake Sign Language Guy at June 25, 2020 12:07 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 25, 2020 12:07 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Jose F. at June 25, 2020 12:08 PM (dQF3z)
Posted by: Mayor DerpaDerp at June 25, 2020 12:08 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 25, 2020 12:08 PM (Wm5SB)
At the same time in places like Seattle, it is illegal for anyone to defend or protect himself or his property.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:05 PM (hYcqw)
This is technically not true. They have the same legal right of self-defense as the rest of WA. As a practical matter, facing a prosecutor, who has already shown a disdain for armed self-defense, in a sense, it can be true.
Judged by 12 versus carried by 6.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 25, 2020 12:08 PM (KnJdm)
They are learning that provision of those services is optional in blue cities, if it is politically inconvenient.
Posted by: kraki at June 25, 2020 12:08 PM (TNa9O)
-- Defund, if not abolish the police
OR
-- The police should respond to my call when there is a crime being committed again me and mine
Pick one.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2020 12:08 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2020 12:09 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2020 12:09 PM (r+sAi)
Sad.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at June 25, 2020 12:09 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: FrodoB-
Trying again at June 25, 2020 12:09 PM (dQF3z)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:05 PM (hYcqw)
Joe
Many mayor have stated that it is just stuff. It is the black lives that really matter. All your stuff is just stuff that can be replaced. Most could not care less if you wife and daughters are raped. Whatever you do, sit quietly and be robbed, beaten, or killed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:09 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 25, 2020 12:09 PM (w6A0l)
In fact, the residents of Chaz could use a nice dose of Chaz Cologne. Might burn their soy-soaked epidermis, but good way to start a day of assholery and lootin'.
Posted by: InfoProf at June 25, 2020 12:09 PM (b+HAy)
Posted by: BignJames at June 25, 2020 12:05 PM (X/Pw5)
What does he win, Johnny?
Johnny????
Oh no, Johnny's been "cancelled". Johnny??????
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2020 12:10 PM (NaPFG)
Posted by: CN at June 25, 2020 12:10 PM (ONvIw)
Yeah, f**k them. Hope they're all broke and ruined, and their suit is tossed out. Targeted for personal violence wouldn't be a big national tragedy, either.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 25, 2020 12:10 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2020 12:10 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Captain Kirk at June 25, 2020 12:10 PM (5HqvT)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:09 PM (JFO2v)
Don't forget raped. Your white privilege requires rapey-rape.
Posted by: Mayor DerpaDerp at June 25, 2020 12:10 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)
claiming that all the reports of violence were lies and the business
owners loved all of the people who were there, and everything was
humming along.
I wonder where that person is.
Posted by: sunny-dee at June 25, 2020 12:07 PM (Z2HD7)
CNN?
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2020 12:11 PM (NaPFG)
Posted by: Moron Breaking News Service at June 25, 2020 12:11 PM (DMUuz)
I wonder how many of these business owners and residents voted for this travesty of a Mayor and have any regrets now?
Posted by: Cheri at June 25, 2020 12:11 PM (oiNtH)
They don't have the stones to stand up for what's coming.
Think back to the debate scored a win for the black team who just yelled the n-word the whole time.
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 25, 2020 12:12 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at June 25, 2020 12:12 PM (gtatv)
Game over man, game over.
Posted by: El Scorcho at June 25, 2020 12:12 PM (xyImL)
Posted by: Moron Breaking News Service at June 25, 2020 12:11 PM (DMUuz)
As if they're not completely irrelevant and dead to most people.
Who cares?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)
80% plus voted for her. And the vast majority of them will gladly vote for her again Im sure. Which is why I say lolgf to all of them.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 25, 2020 12:12 PM (i39YK)
is different than Pahleeease ... don't commit any crimes, pretty pahleease.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 25, 2020 12:13 PM (Cus5s)
- The cops have no obligation to protect you or even to do their jobs at all
- You have no right to protect yourself
In other words, such a ruling would effectively mean that ordinary people are at the mercy of the vagaries of the police *and* the mob, with no recourse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:05 PM (hYcqw)
Welcome to England.
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 25, 2020 12:13 PM (vkS2Z)
Any truth to last weeks *news* that the Hell's Angels were heading to CHAZ?
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at June 25, 2020 12:12 PM (gtatv)
All shootings in CHAZ were the work of outside right wingers and white nationalists.
Posted by: Mayor DerpaDerp at June 25, 2020 12:13 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)
AOC who chased thousands and thousands of good paying jobs out of her district, just won a primary with a supermajority vote.
They are clinically insane.
Posted by: LOL at June 25, 2020 12:13 PM (PUrOB)
It makes no sense to me. Soros has done far worse than Solemani to America, and he still is.
For that matter, more than the Rosenbergs did, too. And they got to ride the lightning.
I wish I could look Trump in the eyes and ask, "Why?"
I don't understand.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 25, 2020 12:13 PM (lW69B)
Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2020 12:13 PM (Pqytn)
Any truth to last weeks *news* that the Hell's Angels were heading to CHAZ?
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at June 25, 2020 12:12 PM (gtatv)
All shootings in CHAZ were the work of outside right wingers and white nationalists.
Posted by: Mayor DerpaDerp at June 25, 2020 12:13 PM (sjdRT)
==========
Murders are a capitalistic disease and do not happen in paradise.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 25, 2020 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jose F. at June 25, 2020 12:08 PM
Some idiot uncorked the bottle.
Posted by: Zombie Jim Croce at June 25, 2020 12:13 PM (ejd/p)
How can you have empathy for them after that?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 25, 2020 12:14 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 25, 2020 12:14 PM (eKTVr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2020 12:14 PM (n4scg)
When are the thugs, looters, and anarchists moving out of the so-called "Autonomous Zone" in Seattle? Get going!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2020 12:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Sad.
>>
That will be a YUGE relief to the ones that have been shot.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (O+I8R)
It makes no sense to me. Soros has done far worse than Solemani to America, and he still is.
For that matter, more than the Rosenbergs did, too. And they got to ride the lightning.
I wish I could look Trump in the eyes and ask, "Why?"
I don't understand.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 25, 2020 12:13 PM (lW69B)
Trump can't just unilaterally assassinate US citizens.
Posted by: Someguy at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (A5uIJ)
Posted by: klaftern at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (RuIsu)
Sad.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at June 25, 2020 12:09 PM (gtatv)
Let no bothersome facts interrupt the Summer of Love narrative.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (y7DUB)
If the people of WA state don't care, why should I?
/do you think they'll start caring when their insurance rates go up and their bond ratings go down?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (ZCiJZ)
Trump can't just unilaterally assassinate US citizens.
Posted by: Someguy at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (Zm+LZ)
=========
Obama did.
Twice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (i39YK)
Posted by: Barry obama at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (Zmnko)
"I am encouraged that Biden is a person of humility and empathy and character. I think he's demonstrated that through his life."
Actual quote by her.
Methinks she has never stood in close proximity to "Shocker" Biden.
Posted by: El Scorcho at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (xyImL)
And of course they are lying. Black lives do not matter to the mob, its just a slogan. The kid that was killed at CHAZ did not matter to them, the former police chief in St. Louis did not matter to them, the girl shot by antifa in Minneapolis did not matter to them.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jenny Slate at June 25, 2020 12:16 PM (NVYyb)
---
Don't forget the schools-- they also paid for the education of those who burned and looted their businesses.
But at least you have your virtue.
It'll keep you warm at night and fill your belly all day.
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 25, 2020 12:16 PM (aO8Gd)
I get being too afraid to get out there and defend my business, especially if it was just my family. Then we've got garbage outlets like the daily beast saying how happy the businesses are, because of course there's those who happily keep feeding the crocodile. On one hand I give zero fucks, but then on the other...
I can't help but feel a little sorry for some of these people, just because they've been brainwashed their entire lives. I talk with younger kids all the time, they buy every damn headline hook line and sinker. Some of them are smart. But to me - it's a matter of eliminating the source. I can talk sense into one, they'll have an epiphany, 24 hours later it's been sucked up by some otherism. I seriously have no idea how it's possible to turn it around.
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 25, 2020 12:16 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 25, 2020 12:16 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Isophorone at June 25, 2020 12:16 PM (Nrz1h)
Posted by: Someguy at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM
Didn't TFG set a new precedent with that?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 25, 2020 12:16 PM (lW69B)
"I am encouraged that Biden is a person of humility and empathy and character. I think he's demonstrated that through his life."
Actual quote by her.
Methinks she has never stood in close proximity to "Shocker" Biden.
Posted by: El Scorcho at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (xyImL)
Who the fuck cares...She did not support him last time. FUck her and the horse she slept with last night
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2020 12:16 PM (85Gof)
Chicks? More like old Hens
Posted by: Barry obama at June 25, 2020 12:17 PM (Zmnko)
"I am encouraged that Biden is a person of humility and empathy and character. I think he's demonstrated that through his life."
Actual quote by her.
Methinks she has never stood in close proximity to "Shocker" Biden.
Posted by: El Scorcho at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (xyImL)
She suffers from chemo/radiation brain. And, she's an actual bitch.
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 25, 2020 12:17 PM (vkS2Z)
You're damn right we'll get involved! We'll have 100 FBI agents there in two hours! Civil rights are at stake!
Oh wait, this isn't about that? Seattle's city government harbored a violent political group and allowed it to use force to oppress citizens of Seattle?
LOLGF. Call us if you see a noose or something else actually important.
Posted by: Your Hard-Working Department of Justice at June 25, 2020 12:17 PM (lExK6)
How can you have empathy for them after that?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 25, 2020 12:14 PM (2DOZq)
I can't sympathize with anyone who sacrificed their own flesh and blood for a dogshit cause. Fuck Seth Rich's family too.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 25, 2020 12:18 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2020 12:18 PM (oVJmc)
Hum? Let me phrase this so there is no confusion:
Fuck you cunt. Drop Dead. You and your asshoe husband
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2020 12:18 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: The Creepy Side Of Sunset Joe at June 25, 2020 12:18 PM (NVYyb)
__________
Should be dismissed for that reason alone. You can't have your take and eat it too -- pick a side, cowards!
Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2020 12:19 PM (WqPYg)
Who the fuck cares...She did not support him last time. FUck her and the horse she slept with last night
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2020 12:16 PM (85Gof)
Why do people like her and the left gravitate towards the weakest, milquetoast leaders?
Ewww..icky...trump acts like a dude with big balls. I prefer Biden, who's weak and humble and only uses force against women he wants to finger bang!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2020 12:19 PM (n4scg)
Posted by: klaftern at June 25, 2020 12:19 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Someguy at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM
Ahem.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 25, 2020 12:19 PM (DMUuz)
that is a problem for small business ... they employ a lot of people, BUT the big money that runs DC is more from corporate America, or business big enough to profit from foreign labor.
With pandemic, they gave workers more money than they made on the job, so they don't want to go back to work. The small business owners are a small minority ... they had been the driver for employment, but the plandemic response chopped them off at the knees, while AMZN WMT GOOG acquire their market share and are lovin' it.
But just put everyone on a guaranteed income, then no one has to work ... illegals can do any necessary work. (till they too demand free money)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 25, 2020 12:19 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 25, 2020 12:19 PM (i39YK)
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 25, 2020 12:16 PM (8B6Ng
You can't.
Separate and start over.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at June 25, 2020 12:19 PM (PUrOB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:20 PM (HoBpT)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 25, 2020 12:20 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 25, 2020 12:20 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 25, 2020 12:20 PM (xceTB)
It's taken 30 years for something new to hatch, but fans of the The Chicks can finally rejoice Kiwi sisters and singers, Suzanne Lynch and Judy Hindman, have returned to the recording studio to release a much-awaited new single.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:20 PM (JFO2v)
Say, what elected office did she win?
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 25, 2020 12:21 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 25, 2020 12:21 PM (xceTB)
Speaking with a liberal friend living near the CHAZ, they are royally PISSED. It's an expensive area, and thy are livid that this continues to go on. These aren't even people in the CHAZ itself, and their property values are dropping like a rock, along with poorer police protection and increased crime spilling over.
Solid blue Dems, getting red-pilled.
Posted by: imp at June 25, 2020 12:21 PM (SFOr6)
Game over man, game over.
She's a peach:
@cmkshama
Conservative and corporate media, locally and nationally, have whipped up right-wing hate by completely misrepresenting peaceful protest occupation. They're continuing to do so even now, falsely claiming that this shooting proves CHOP is descending into chaos
Seattle's establishment Mayor Jenny Durkan and Police Chief Carmen Best also share responsibility for having portrayed our protest movement as violent.
Solidarity means continuing the fight: defund police by 50%; immediate release of protesters without charges; East Precinct permanently into community control; 1,000 homes im Central District w/ Amazon Tax; independent elected community oversight board w full powers over police.
She wants to specifically tax Amazon $500 million to pay for her low-income housing project.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2020 12:21 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: klaftern at June 25, 2020 12:21 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 25, 2020 12:21 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Someguy at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (Zm+LZ)
=========
But I could!
Posted by: Barry O' at June 25, 2020 12:21 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2020 12:18 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Clippy at June 25, 2020 12:21 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 25, 2020 12:21 PM (Zmnko)
Leftists howling that we're experimenting on blacks and Indians in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:21 PM (HoBpT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYI735Y0dDA
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (JFO2v)
I thought that while police didn't have an obligation to prevent every crime, they had a general obligation to maintain public order. If Mayor Carpet Muncher or the police chief commanded a stand-down, isn't that an abdication of their responsibility?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (dNzKv)
Drum circle and chanting? Maybe they'll levitate it like the Pentagon.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: klaftern at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Someguy at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM
Then give Reno and her ATF peeps a call.
They got this shit down pat.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (lW69B)
Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (i39YK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:20 PM (HoBpT)
Fuck Hildago
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (JFO2v)
I am ok with that. I don't want the thing.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2020 12:18 PM (85Gof)
translation: Let the POCs be the test subjects so that we Cloud People aren't at risk.... It's not like they're really needed if something goes wrong.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 25, 2020 12:23 PM (YQ4mh)
Posted by: fly at June 25, 2020 12:23 PM (2M/TV)
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 25, 2020 12:23 PM (Of/Uk)
Speaking with a liberal friend living near the CHAZ, they are royally PISSED. It's an expensive area, and thy are livid that this continues to go on.
SJW NIMBYs.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2020 12:23 PM (oVJmc)
I am ok with that. I don't want the thing.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (r+sAi)
I still wish her a world of pain
Posted by: CN at June 25, 2020 12:23 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 25, 2020 12:16 PM (8B6Ng
You can't.
Separate and start over."
The window to do so is closing. The United States will be too totalitarian in the near future to allow a peaceful or mostly peaceful separation. A police state crushes without guilt any dissent. We almost are that country now, and people will trade freedom and dignity for relative peace and some prosperity any day of the week. We were an outlier in that regard. It's hard to say that is the case now.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 25, 2020 12:23 PM (puu6v)
**********
Fiorina is a case study of what happens to a woman's brain when she gets pumped by a deflated dick made of soy too long.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Fondling BOFA DEEZ NUTZ at June 25, 2020 12:23 PM (+dsLj)
Oregon town puts mandatory mask order in place but exempts 'people of color'.
Why are all the laws that violate the Civil Rights act come from Democrats? Almost like they never quit being racist fucks from the KKk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2020 12:24 PM (n4scg)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 25, 2020 12:24 PM (WkTpz)
Posted by: fly at June 25, 2020 12:24 PM (2M/TV)
=========
Awwww.. I feel real bad for 'em.
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Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 25, 2020 12:24 PM (NWiLs)
I love HUGE black dong up my butt!
Also, fuck middle class business owners! You get the camp or the bullet!
Posted by: Mayor Jenny Durkan at June 25, 2020 12:24 PM (ujR8U)
Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2020 12:24 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Ripley at June 25, 2020 12:24 PM (MxEKc)
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They have been trying to finish their Sitting Bull monument for what, 40 years?
But I guess I shouldn't say anything about their ability to advance beyond the stone age ....
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 25, 2020 12:25 PM (aO8Gd)
I am ok with that. I don't want the thing.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (r+sAi)
I still wish her a world of pain
Posted by: CN at June 25, 2020 12:23 PM (ONvIw)
Rumor is she'd enjoy that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 25, 2020 12:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 25, 2020 12:25 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2020 12:21 PM (bDqIh)
Great. I hope they do it. Make Seattle into Detroit, drive Amazon out, and kick Bezos in the balls in the process.
Go for it.
And I, for one, would like to thank the State Department for admitting this commie wog. We didn't have enough commie pains in the ass here now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:25 PM (HoBpT)
Posted by: Archer at June 25, 2020 12:25 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 25, 2020 12:25 PM (WkTpz)
https://tinyurl.com/ycuqw9xj
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:25 PM (v16oJ)
"I am encouraged that Biden is a person of humility and empathy and character. I think he's demonstrated that through his life."
Actual quote by her.
Methinks she has never stood in close proximity to "Shocker" Biden.
Posted by: El Scorcho at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (xyImL)
Who the fuck cares...She did not support him last time. FUck her and the horse she slept with last night
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2020 12:16 PM (85Gof)
The fine GOP tradition of trashing a demonstrably conservative officeholder while demanding we fall in line behind a Romney or McCain. Fuck that shit; I'm done with supporting anyone from the party that doesn't earn my vote, including DeWine in two years,
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 25, 2020 12:25 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2020 12:25 PM (KZzsI)
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I'd hit it all day long.
With a 2 by 4.
Until she learned.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Fondling BOFA DEEZ NUTZ at June 25, 2020 12:25 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: imp at June 25, 2020 12:21 PM (SFOr6)
But they will still vote for Biden because they are told he is a "moderate"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (vg8iE)
Thanks for cheering me up!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (HoBpT)
considering Bill Gates couldn't help but talk about population control via his vaccine (or whatever he was going to inject) ... Melinda's motive may not be as generous as it sounds. India and parts of Africa had major problems with Gates and his previous vaccine testing on their poor.
Not to mention ... she wants to give a new untested vaccine to minorities first ... yeah, test on them, so noble of Melinda the Rich White Girl.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (Cus5s)
Fuck Hildago
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:22 PM (JFO2v)
Not under a mandatory mask order here in Brazoria County. Yet.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (lW69B)
That any part of the process that lead to the ruling could even happen is the real story, and the abomination.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Austin Powers at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (v0R5T)
*********
My spidey sense denotes a smidgen of sarcasm here.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Fondling BOFA DEEZ NUTZ at June 25, 2020 12:27 PM (+dsLj)
Sounds like a good test population to me. No sane person will give their child a new vaccine like that.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 25, 2020 12:27 PM (WkTpz)
Posted by: torabora at June 25, 2020 12:27 PM (N/dBC)
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I'd hit it all day long.
With a 2 by 4.
Until she learned.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Fondling BOFA DEEZ NUTZ at June 25, 2020 12:25 PM (+dsLj)
She's incapable of learning anything useful. Completely fucked HP and got a golden parachute for her effort.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 25, 2020 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CN at June 25, 2020 12:27 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (Cus5s)
They can start in Tuskegee.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 25, 2020 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 25, 2020 12:27 PM (dNzKv)
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Deal. As long as she and her troll husband are some of the first against the wall.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 25, 2020 12:27 PM (vg8iE)
Don't never go Full Tuskegee.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2020 12:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 25, 2020 12:28 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: mercenary13 at June 25, 2020 12:28 PM (h7htg)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 25, 2020 12:28 PM (lW69B)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2020 12:28 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Someguy at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (Zm+LZ)
Obama had a 16 page doc written to explain how he had the rights to keep a secret hits list and kill whoever he wanted to.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:28 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: torabora at June 25, 2020 12:28 PM (N/dBC)
The Episcopagan Seminary (the only one left in the US) is completely covered with homemade Black Lives Matter signs with rainbows. I mean, if you had ANY DOUBT where the episcopagans stood.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (nRWPy)
"Hold our altar wine." - US Conference of Catholic Bishops
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2020 12:28 PM (mht8P)
Sounds like she learned how to make a lot of money
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2020 12:28 PM (KZzsI)
Maybe someone should check in with the Kenyan women (meningitis vaccine) and Indians (polio vaccine) about what an honor it would be to test a Gates bankrolled vaccine. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (bDqIh)
HP had a string of CEOs that fucked them up. Fiorina, Apotheker, Whitman
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (dNzKv)
But they will still vote for Biden because they are told he is a "moderate"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Doesn't matter. Washington is not a swing state in the least. The real issues with the PNW are the local "leaders." They are so far down the rabbit hole that they are trashing real national treasures. It will take decades for central cities to recover, and their state taxation policies will ensure that there will be no businesses wanting to locate there anyway. It's a trainwreck, but seeing these "good liberals" move off the SJW plantation is a fine thing.
Posted by: imp at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (SFOr6)
It's an odd statement from Ms. Gates. She obviously doesn't know about the widespread paranoia among blacks, and increasingly the rest of us. If Melinda becomes convinced the vaccine is dangerous, whites will get it first (there's my paranoia).
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Fondling BOFA DEEZ NUTZ at June 25, 2020 12:23 PM
Wait, I thought HP stood for high performance?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (DMUuz)
163 Wasn't Melinda Gates publicly wearing an upside-down crucifix recently?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (lW69B)
Her and the hubs are big fans of spirit cooking. Which ties to the pizza gate stuff.
No worries though. I'm sure it's totally legit that a computer nerd is so concerned about people taking a shot he's developing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (n4scg)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 25, 2020 12:28 PM (m/Gc2)
Explains a lot, doesn't it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (HoBpT)
*sings*
If you're goin' to Seattle CHAZtown
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
Between the rapin' and the shootin' and the arson
You're sure to meet some gentle commies there
Posted by: naturalfake, Folk Singer at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (ysqzb)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:05 PM (hYcqw)
I think it's more fair to say "at thr mercy of the State and roving gangs of thugs who control each block." As in Mexico.
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (uEbPt)
And, then we locusts will migrate somewhere else and ruin it.
Posted by: Jean at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (fsau+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (mht8P)
I wish I could find a area in Galveston County I liked.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (JFO2v)
There was never at time when a peaceful separation was remotely possible. I don't know why people keep pretending this was ever possible.
There is win or lose.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2020 12:30 PM (Pqytn)
Judo CHOP!
Posted by: Austin Powers at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (v0R5T)
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Asssssaaaaaaaannnn CHOP!!!
~Big Turbaned Dude From Bugs Bunny Cartoon
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2020 12:30 PM (8XRCm)
And the Taxpayer will have to pay the legal settlement.
And the Mayor and all who did this? will get off scot free.
Get rid of Sovereign Immunity. Its another thing the Supreme Court just 'decided' was valid in America, with no act of Congress or Constitutional Basis.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 25, 2020 12:30 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 25, 2020 12:30 PM (uG03k)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at June 25, 2020 12:12 PM (gtatv)
None. Zero, zilch.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 25, 2020 12:30 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: torabora at June 25, 2020 12:30 PM (N/dBC)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at June 25, 2020 12:30 PM (tSosf)
Posted by: Someguy at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (Zm+LZ)
Obama had a 16 page doc written to explain how he had the rights to keep a secret hits list and kill whoever he wanted to.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:28 PM (JFO2v)
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Rand Paul did a filibuster about it and everything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 25, 2020 12:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 25, 2020 12:31 PM (tAJN+)
Jokes on you, assholes!
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2020 12:31 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 25, 2020 12:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2020 12:19 PM (n4scg)
++++++++++++++
Easy. They own the *system* itself. All they need is a "leader" who doesn't get in the way and rubber-stamps their programs and actions. Weak leadership is a value when you completely control the system.
Non-leftists need strong leadership, as they own no part of the system and need strength to challenge it from the top. The Left is in the opposite scenario.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:31 PM (hYcqw)
>>The window to do so is closing. The United States will be too
totalitarian in the near future to allow a peaceful or mostly peaceful
separation.
There was never at time when a peaceful separation was remotely
possible. I don't know why people keep pretending this was ever
possible.
There is win or lose.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (ZLI7S)
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That was Lincoln's read on the matter. And we know how that turned out.
Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2020 12:31 PM (Pqytn)
Fine with me
Except that for people like me that don't care and really don't want it will be rounded up and required to get it .along with our kids ASAP.
Posted by: Ripley at June 25, 2020 12:31 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (n4scg)
"Here's the new vaccine!"
"Is it safe?"
"Uh ... sure! (sotto voce) As far as we know."
"Are you going to take it first yourself?"
"Oh no, I think YOU should take it first. Because racial justice."
"Oh. OK."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:32 PM (HoBpT)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Flynn on it
Posted by: Jean at June 25, 2020 12:32 PM (fsau+)
84 Dixie Chicks should change their names to Fat Chicks in honor of their lead singer.
Chicks? More like old Hens
Well, they're certainly no longer pullets.
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:32 PM (v16oJ)
I have little sympathy for these kind of people.
If we really want to save America, we must allow some people to face the consequences of their own actions.
Posted by: William Eaton at June 25, 2020 12:32 PM (cfkTP)
Yet, you'll vote for it again and again.
Reap it. I feel no pity.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The GOPe at June 25, 2020 12:32 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:32 PM (v16oJ)
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Their husbands do Im sure.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2020 12:33 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2020 12:30 PM (Pqytn)
You have just named every Democrat governor of every Democrat shithole state.
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2020 12:33 PM (uEbPt)
And, then we locusts will migrate somewhere else and ruin it.
Posted by: Jean at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (fsau+)
Nope, they will decide that any higher Insurance rates for those areas are RAAAAACIST (note the AOS stylebook approved use of 5 A's).
And an unelected Insurance Board at the State level will force the Companies to comply.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 25, 2020 12:33 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: torabora at June 25, 2020 12:33 PM (N/dBC)
Posted by: El Scorcho at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (xyImL)
Who the fuck cares...She did not support him last time. FUck her and the horse she slept with last night
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2020 12:16 PM
Hey! Don't drag me into this!
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at June 25, 2020 12:33 PM (Of/Uk)
Chicks? More like old Hens
Well, they're certainly no longer pullets.
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:32 PM (v16oJ)
I've always been partial to Pixy Sticks, because, well, it fit.
That or Dickless Chicks, just to remind everyone in case they forgot.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Yet, you'll vote for it again and again.
Reap it. I feel no pity.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)
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With so much as a glance at their naval.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (8XRCm)
Well, he has mandated that all of WA State must now wear face masks effective Friday or face a misdemeanor fine.
Now, finding cops to enforce that rule, that will be interesting.
Posted by: El Scorcho at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (xyImL)
Well, they're certainly no longer pullets.
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:32 PM (v16oJ)
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Their husbands do Im sure.
Posted by: fixerupper
Caught that, did you.
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Cheri at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (oiNtH)
"Is it safe?"
"Uh ... sure! (sotto voce) As far as we know."
"Are you going to take it first yourself?"
"Oh no, I think YOU should take it first. Because racial justice."
"Oh. OK."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:32 PM (HoBpT)
'Hail Satan' thrown in there somewhere.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (n4scg)
What is the difference between this and theft by an armed thief?
Posted by: JTB at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (7EjX1)
What's political about that?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (Uu+Jp)
possible. I don't know why people keep pretending this was ever
possible.
There is win or lose.
So dead-on true. You can't have a divorce without a marriage.
And none of us married that psychotic bitch. And it doesn't matter what the judge gives her in the divorce, 20 minutes later she will be screaming for MORE.
No this is more like cutting out a giant cancerous tumor.
Only question is where do we dispose of it?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (uG03k)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 25, 2020 12:20 PM (O+I8R)
LOL, I'd forgotten about that probably because it was before I was on the Orange bandwagon. Very mature judgement, Carly.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Jmel at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: El Scorcho at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (xyImL)
Pay attention to MEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Fuck you, cuunt. You cost my brother THOUSANDS when you fucked HP into the ground.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at June 25, 2020 12:35 PM (AV9yQ)
Posted by: Animal House Guy at June 25, 2020 12:35 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Jean at June 25, 2020 12:35 PM (fsau+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 25, 2020 12:24 PM
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3dYN4b9pI
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 25, 2020 12:35 PM (ejd/p)
https://tinyurl.com/ycuqw9xj
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:25 PM (v16oJ)
+++++++++++++
We live in the stupidest timeline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:36 PM (hYcqw)
What is the difference between this and theft by an armed thief? <<<<<
Nothing. I suspect many will just leave when that realization gets through their stupid thick skulls.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2020 12:36 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Picric at June 25, 2020 12:36 PM (clxoo)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 25, 2020 12:36 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: JTB at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (7EjX1)
++++++++++++
You're allowed to shoot back at the armed robber.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:37 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 25, 2020 12:20 PM (O+I8R)
LOL, I'd forgotten about that probably because it was before I was on the Orange bandwagon. Very mature judgement, Carly.
Posted by: Captain Hate
Hah. Is that real? I mean, he's not wrong but how did that even come up?
Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2020 12:37 PM (Qf83p)
And, then we locusts will migrate somewhere else and ruin it.
Posted by: Jean at June 25, 2020 12:29 PM (fsau+)
Sadly true.
People complained about redlining as if the basis were simply racial animus. Lenders don't care about race; it's not like the loan provisions include turning over their daughters. They'd loan money to Satan if they thought the loan would perform.
Redlining occurs, as you point out, when the risk outweighs the potential gain. Neighborhoods that can go up in flames after one traffic stop on a hot summer night are not bets for loan exposure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:37 PM (HoBpT)
________
I take it that is another blessing of liberty.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 25, 2020 12:37 PM (LMs+g)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 25, 2020 12:38 PM (Uu+Jp)
which one?
there are three co-founders. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2020 12:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: jhawk90 at June 25, 2020 12:38 PM (eBBDG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 25, 2020 12:27 PM
At least I beat Jeb!
Posted by: iCarly Fiorina at June 25, 2020 12:38 PM (cdo+X)
I know.
It's strange, feeling numb to all that darkness.
I read Vigilant Citizen regularly. Aware, and numb to it.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 25, 2020 12:38 PM (lW69B)
Posted by: Jmel at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (bVhJi)
Now name names of the people financing this shit. And have Barr get around to indicting...not that it means they'll actually go to trial or anything
Posted by: CN at June 25, 2020 12:38 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 25, 2020 12:20 PM (O+I8R)
Yeah, but compared to Melania, who is?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:38 PM (HoBpT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3dYN4b9pI
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 25, 2020 12:35 PM (ejd/p)
You betta watch out, cuz some pumpkins are queer.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Headlines I would never, ever have expected to see.
https://tinyurl.com/ycuqw9xj
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:25 PM (v16oJ)
+++++++++++++
We live in the stupidest timeline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Dude. Tough break.
Posted by: The infinite number of other, parallel universes at June 25, 2020 12:38 PM (v16oJ)
No trannies? How hateful of her!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 25, 2020 12:38 PM (AbSDA)
Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2020 12:38 PM (Pqytn)
https://tinyurl.com/ycuqw9xj
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:25 PM (v16oJ)
+++++++++++++
We live in the stupidest timeline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:36 PM (hYcqw)
Hmmm, in Star Trek that had the Mirror Universe with Evil in it.
What if there is a Mirror Universe with Stupid in it?
And someone flipped the switch?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 25, 2020 12:38 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 25, 2020 12:39 PM (T9Hmo)
At least I beat Jeb!
Posted by: iCarly Fiorina at June 25, 2020 12:38 PM (cdo+X)
So did I, dizzy bitch.
Posted by: RENT is Too Damn High! at June 25, 2020 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Hmmm, in Star Trek that had the Mirror Universe with Evil in it.
What if there is a Mirror Universe with Stupid in it?
And someone flipped the switch?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 25, 2020 12:38 PM (NgKpN)
That's Superman's Bizarro World
Posted by: Mandela Funeral Fake Sign Language Guy at June 25, 2020 12:39 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 25, 2020 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
++++++++
She was one part of a long line of idiots fucking over HP. But her track record outside of HP is miserable, too. She was even worse - yes it is possible - at Lucent. She ran one of America's greatest R&D institutions (Lucent was where Bell Labs largely ended up in the post-breakup shakeout) into the ground until its remnants were eventually gobbled up by the French (Alcatel).
Poor decision making, lack of strategic direction, loads of vendor financing and other ills of the first Tech Bubble. All of it. She *ruined* Lucent, then staggered into HP at the end of her bender.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:39 PM (hYcqw)
there are three co-founders. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2020 12:38 PM (bDqIh)
======================
And how many financiers?
Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2020 12:39 PM (Pqytn)
Next up, Dixie Cups.
I read yesterday that the organization that trains and confirms the title of "Master Sommelier" for wine has now dropped the word Master because one black chick who was training to get said title dropped out of the course because she had the vapors and said master makes of her think of her days as a slave on the plantation back in Macon, GA.
To atone for their sin, they of course donated $$ to BLM and $$ to the same lady who brought this travesty to their attention.
Tahiirah Habibi is the latest shakedown artist who helped shine the light on this blight.
Posted by: El Scorcho at June 25, 2020 12:40 PM (xyImL)
Posted by: Animal House Guy at June 25, 2020 12:35 PM (xceTB)
"This time we'll have the right people in charge!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:40 PM (HoBpT)
Posted by: Animal House Guy at June 25, 2020 12:35 PM (xceTB)
"This time we'll have the right people in charge!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:40 PM (HoBpT)
I've been saying this for YEARS.
Posted by: John Kerry, Reporting for Doody at June 25, 2020 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at June 25, 2020 12:41 PM (gtatv)
The City not only broke its social/governmental contract, but did so by sacrificing their property on the alter of a religion with which the citizen did not agree. This is no different than if City council had decided to confiscate your property and give it to a specific church. It's a form of compelled, political speech (with a real price tag). It violates the most basic tenet of freedom of conscience, which is not to be compelled to state things, or be declared in affiliation with, things you do not believe in.
Its the same issue as censorship vs "bake me a cake." We all agree censorship is wrong. But even worse than telling you "you can't bake that cake" is being forced to bake that cake with a message you disagree with. The difference, as here, is between being unfree vs being a slave.
So very much F them for the whole "we endorse BLM preamble" because that should really be at the heart of this.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 25, 2020 12:41 PM (koNhm)
title of "Master Sommelier" for wine has now dropped the word Master
because one black chick who was training to get said title dropped out
of the course because she had the vapors and said master makes of her
think of her days as a slave on the plantation back in Macon, GA.
What of all the people who get Master's degrees? WHAT OF THEM?!!!!
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:41 PM (v16oJ)
An e-mail from Fr. Daniel Maloney, Catholic chaplain at MIT:
My brothers and sisters in Christ,
It pains me not to be able to preach at a time like this. The Gospel says one thing, and everyone else is saying partial truths, at most. George Floyd was killed by a police officer, and shouldn't have been. He had not lived a virtuous life. He was convicted of several crimes, including armed robbery, which he seems to have committed to feed his drug habit. And he was high on drugs at the time of his arrest. But we do not kill such people. He committed sins, but we root for sinners to change their lives and convert to the Gospel. Catholics want all life protected from conception until natural death. The police officer who knelt on his neck until he died acted wrongly. I do not know what he was thinking. The charges filed against him allege dangerous negligence, but say nothing about his state of mind. He might have killed George Floyd intentionally, or not. He hasn't told us. But he showed disregard for his life, and we cannot accept that in our law enforcement officers. It is right that he has been arrested and will be prosecuted.
In the wake of George Floyd's death, most people in the country have framed this as an act of racism. I don't think we know that. Many people have claimed that racism is major problem in police forces. I don't think we know that. Police officers deal with dangerous and bad people all the time, and that often hardens them. They do this so that the rest of us can live in peace, but sometimes at a cost to their souls. Some of them certainly develop attitudes towards the people they investigate and arrest that are unjust and sinful. We should pray that never happens, but we can see how it does. Many parts of our country have been experiencing a five-year crime wave, providing some context for why the police are trained in aggressive tactics. In 2019, 150 police officers were killed in the line of duty by the violent men they were trying to arrest. That number should be zero, we can all agree. But that context does not justify being overly aggressive - their public trust requires that they exercise great restraint. Criminals have human dignity, too. That's why we Catholics are asked to work to abolish the death penalty in this country.
Today tensions are high, with charges of racism flying over social media, and countercharges of agreeing with domestic terrorists flying back. People are unfriending and cancelling each other. I hate this. Racism is a sin, as the Catechism says (#1937). So is rash judgment (#247
. Solidarity with our fellow human beings is "a direct demand of human and Christian brotherhood... sealed by the sacrifice of redemption offered by Jesus Christ on the altar of the Cross to his heavenly Father, on behalf of sinful humanity." (#1939). Our solidarity with one another is deeply frayed now. Everything we say (or don't say) is treated with suspicion, rather than charity. I hate this too. I've talked to multiple people in the Boston area who want the protests here to stop because they are afraid of more riots and looting. I've talked to others who want everyone to join the protests, but are uneasy about having police present. One group says that, of course racism is bad, but the riots are really bad - 18 people have been killed, including one police officer. Others say racism is what's really bad - look at all the victims of police aggression - and to bring up the riots is to distract from the good the protests are trying to achieve. Still others are upset that all this talk about racism has pushed violence against women, institutionalized sexism, and other types of injustice out of the national consciousness. Everyone's mind is made up, everyone's angry with each other - even though everyone says they're opposed to injustices and sins. In a different moment, people strongly opposed to public violence, racism, and sexism would admire each other, despite their different emphases.
Cardinal Sean has released two statements, one a week ago and one on Friday. I wrote something that, were we able to celebrate Mass together, might have been my homily for this week, a week which saw the feast of the Ugandan martyrs bookended by the Solemnities of Pentecost and The Holy Trinity. Members of the TCC have decided to append the Chaplet of Divine Mercy to the weekly Zoom rosary on Fridays, to pray for God's "mercy on us and on the whole world." The problems we face are the result of sin, as I said above. And the only way to conquer sin is with prayer, grace, and holiness, by which the Holy Spirit brings us more deeply into Christ's New Covenant with the Father.
Blessed are the peacemakers, our Lord tells us. May we all be counted among them.
For this, he was relieved of his position by the Archbishop of Boston.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2020 12:42 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Animal House Guy at June 25, 2020 12:35 PM (xceTB)
"This time we'll have the right people in charge!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:40 PM (HoBpT)
The garden took up too much space. They needed more room for gulags and mass graves to get communism done right
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 25, 2020 12:42 PM (AbSDA)
I can't fathom someone actually getting upset about that. That strikes me as pure grifting.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 25, 2020 12:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
LOL is that real? I hate to scoff at the people who thought Jenny would have trouble and there would be all kinds of out of control chaos and there would be all kinds of schadenfreude.
I don't know everything but as I said a few times - when the DNC pulls the plug, it's done. This "peaceful end when Jenny says so" is your signal that it's an op. 95% of news you hear/read about right now is the op. Stay frosty.
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2020 12:42 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2020 12:37 PM (Qf83p)
The Scalpweasel went scorched earth pretty early in his campaign: McCain, Dondi, Teh Ted, Senor Yeb, MeAgain... It was incredible.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 25, 2020 12:42 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Jmel at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (bVhJi)
BLM on Fox
I said," Newsome told the host, "if this country doesn't give us what we want, then we will burn down this system and replace it. All right? And I could be speaking figuratively. I could be speaking literally. It's a matter of interpretation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:42 PM (JFO2v)
Is that allowed in Seattle? Serious question. I would not assume it was OK.
Posted by: JTB at June 25, 2020 12:42 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:41 PM (v16oJ)
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How about all of you that MASTERBATE!!!???
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2020 12:42 PM (8XRCm)
That last part seems like they're seeking injunctive relief to compel Mayor Jenny to do her fucking job.
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Why, it's almost as if her oath to protect the lives and property of the citizens wasn't taken seriously. As if, as if...she has no character or integrity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2020 12:43 PM (pbStR)
The guy on McCallum last night.
Posted by: Jmel at June 25, 2020 12:43 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 25, 2020 12:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
+++++++++++
Was she gonna pass her exam? Something tells me she wasn't...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:43 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:41 PM (v16oJ)
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Well, what about Master Sergeants?
Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2020 12:43 PM (Pqytn)
title of "Master Sommelier" for wine has now dropped the word Master
because one black chick who was training to get said title dropped out
of the course because she had the vapors and said master makes of her
think of her days as a slave on the plantation back in Macon, GA.
What of all the people who get Master's degrees? WHAT OF THEM?!!!!
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:41 PM (v16oJ)
Cut up your MasterCards! And Visa, too. I'm sure they're racist.
Posted by: Discover at June 25, 2020 12:43 PM (Izzlo)
What is the difference between this and theft by an armed thief?
Posted by: JTB at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (7EjX1)
BTW they will use the same guns to round up your children if you do not send them to a school they approve of.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:43 PM (JFO2v)
Is that allowed in Seattle? Serious question. I would not assume it was OK.
Posted by: JTB
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Only if you shoot to wound.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 25, 2020 12:44 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2020 12:44 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jmel at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (bVhJi)
As real a tweet can be.
Posted by: don't care about socks at June 25, 2020 12:44 PM (Izzlo)
So we're going to use black folks as the participants in an undeclared Phase IV trial after rushing this vaccine to market? If I were black, I'd want a little less "equality" than this.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 25, 2020 12:44 PM (H5knJ)
I said," Newsome told the host, "if this country
doesn't give us what we want, then we will burn down this system and
replace it. All right? And I could be speaking figuratively. I could be
speaking literally. It's a matter of interpretation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:42 PM (JFO2v)
Paging Richard J Daley...paging Richard J Daley...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 25, 2020 12:44 PM (AbSDA)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge in Seattle at June 25, 2020 12:44 PM (tVQUs)
Guinea pigs up!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2020 12:44 PM (rvtDF)
What about the disciples addressing Jesus as master?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 25, 2020 12:44 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 25, 2020 12:44 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2020 12:42 PM (mht8P)
Banging altar boys, totes OK. Injecting a note of sanity into events, not so much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:45 PM (HoBpT)
Posted by: Jmel at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (bVhJi)
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He aint wrong.
Hell Schumer Pelosi and Fartswell fit that category too.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2020 12:45 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:41 PM (v16oJ)
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Well, what about Master Sergeants?
Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2020 12:43 PM (Pqytn)
And Master Chiefs?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 25, 2020 12:45 PM (NgKpN)
Well, what about Master Sergeants?
Posted by: mrp
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Wait until Pete hears about this...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2020 12:45 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 25, 2020 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)
doesn't give us what we want
How about we give them what they NEED?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:46 PM (HoBpT)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 25, 2020 12:26 PM (nRWPy)
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Black lives matter --- and abortion is a divine blessing!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 25, 2020 12:46 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Whack it at June 25, 2020 12:46 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: JTB at June 25, 2020 12:42 PM (7EjX1)
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The "law" is not enforced in Capitol Hill. Make sure you have plenty of ammo and a safe exit out of the premises before the mob burns you out.
Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2020 12:46 PM (Pqytn)
1h
Failed presidential candidate (thank you President Trump!), Carly Fiorina, said she will be voting for Corrupt Joe Biden. She lost so badly to me, twice in one campaign, that she should be voting for Joe. No complaints!!!
LOLGF
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 25, 2020 12:47 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Jmel at June 25, 2020 12:34 PM (bVhJi)
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He aint wrong.
Hell Schumer Pelosi and Fartswell fit that category too.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2020 12:45 PM (8XRCm)
DHS definitions: Terrorism
The unlawful use of force or violence against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of political or social objectives.
Been saying all along BLM fits.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 25, 2020 12:47 PM (NgKpN)
"I am encouraged that Biden is a person of humility and empathy and character. I think he's demonstrated that through his life."
Actual quote by her.
Methinks she has never stood in close proximity to "Shocker" Biden.
Posted by: El Scorcho at June 25, 2020 12:15 PM (xyImL)
She suffers from chemo/radiation brain. And, she's an actual bitch.
Posted by: kathysaysso
and that face.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at June 25, 2020 12:47 PM (kfcYC)
Was she gonna pass her exam? Something tells me she wasn't...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:43 PM (hYcqw)
According to a Netflix show the course is intensely difficult to pass.
Does she freak out if a customer orders wine
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 25, 2020 12:47 PM (Uu+Jp)
"The Tuskegee Study of Untreated Syphilis in the African American Male was a clinical study conducted between 1932 and 1972 by the United States Public Health Service. The purpose of this study was to observe the natural history of untreated syphilis; the African-American men in the study were only told they were receiving free health care from the Federal government of the United States."
Posted by: illiniwek at June 25, 2020 12:47 PM (Cus5s)
Banging altar boys, totes OK. Injecting a note of sanity into events, not so much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2020 12:45 PM (HoBpT)
Which will get you thrown out of seminary faster?
A) Overt homosexual tendencies?
or
B) Devotion to the Traditional Latin Mass?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2020 12:48 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:48 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Joe Biden
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Police Dick: "And then what did you do?"
Person defending home : "I fired a warning shot that hit him between the eyes".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2020 12:48 PM (1vynn)
I can't fathom someone actually getting upset about that. That strikes me as pure grifting.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
Bitch gotta be as old as the hills then. About 180 yrs old.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2020 12:48 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 25, 2020 12:47 PM (Uu+Jp)
White wine
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 25, 2020 12:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 25, 2020 12:48 PM (WkTpz)
Posted by: Animal House Guy at June 25, 2020 12:48 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: ERF at June 25, 2020 12:49 PM (NxG7K)
To atone for their sin, they of course donated $$ to BLM and $$ to the same lady who brought this travesty to their attention.
Tahiirah Habibi is the latest shakedown artist who helped shine the light on this blight.
Posted by: El Scorcho at June 25, 2020 12:40 PM (xyImL)
I have never seen anything as idiotic and pathetic as the people running these organizations who cave to stupid stuff like this.
The amount of power being immediately given to someone because of their skin color is breathtaking. Someone should start pointing out that the most racist thing of all to do to black people is to pander to them. Treat grown adult blacks as a group as if they are children incapable of understanding the differences in words , title, etc. and destroy centuries of your organization in five minutes of pandering.
So now master sommelier's are barred from using the title? Including black ones?
Posted by: Jen the original at June 25, 2020 12:49 PM (4lz+j)
Posted by: Joe Biden
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Police Dick: "And then what did you do?"
Person defending home : "I fired a warning shot that hit him between the eyes".
Posted by: Mike Hammer
He juked when he should have jived.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2020 12:49 PM (rvtDF)
So we're going to use black folks as the participants in an
undeclared Phase IV trial after rushing this vaccine to market? If I
were black, I'd want a little less "equality" than this.
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I'm pretty much in favor of democrat voters getting exclusive access to the "vaccine"
Posted by: Methos at June 25, 2020 12:50 PM (kOpft)
These people are doctors and dentists and accountants who are putting everything on the line to free their country from the dictatorship of President al-Trump.
So I gave them a thousand RPGs and a hundred stinger missiles.
Idaho and Montana must do their part to accept millions of refugee Seattleans and integrate them into their societies and economies.
Posted by: John McCain in the Ninth Circle of Hell at June 25, 2020 12:50 PM (lExK6)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 25, 2020 12:50 PM (Cus5s)
You mean to say to me she was just taking advantage of Christian compassion to get votes??
And doesn't actually give a fuck about live birth abortion or anything else promoted by the Party of Satan... because Trumpy Mean?
Well I never!!!
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2020 12:50 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:51 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sandra Fluker at June 25, 2020 12:52 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at June 25, 2020 12:52 PM (xPJvm)
I'm pretty much in favor of democrat voters getting exclusive access to the "vaccine"
Posted by: Methos at June 25, 2020 12:50 PM (kOpft)
"We don't have production facilities here in the US, so we've outsourced that phase to Sum Ting-Wong Chemicals in Inner Mongolia." - MBA dweebs
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2020 12:52 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: El Scorcho
I have never seen anything as idiotic and pathetic as the people running these organizations who cave to stupid stuff like this.
Posted by: Jen the original
And now you know why there's no money for raises.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2020 12:52 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
"CHOP CHOP!!! Mutha Fuckas! Dis City Ain't Gonn' Burn I'se'f!!!"
Posted by: Mayor Jenny Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad at June 25, 2020 12:52 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 25, 2020 12:52 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2020 12:53 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2020 12:53 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 25, 2020 12:53 PM (dKiJG)
I can't fathom someone actually getting upset about that. That strikes me as pure grifting.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
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Have you ever noticed that sommeliers wear that small sampling cup on a cord around their neck ? I repeat, around their neck !
Posted by: Bubba Back Marker at June 25, 2020 12:53 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 25, 2020 12:52 PM (dKiJG)
He cancelled his trip to DC, I know. Not sure he'll go to CockCHOP for similar reasons.
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 25, 2020 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Soon, I bet, if not already.
Posted by: I Have Questions at June 25, 2020 12:54 PM (+v+zN)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 25, 2020 12:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: davidt at June 25, 2020 12:54 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 25, 2020 12:53 PM (dKiJG)
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I hope that dude has off camera security because Im shocked some pack of soi boys hasnt beaten his ass already.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2020 12:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2020 12:54 PM (uEbPt)
Soon, I bet, if not already.
Posted by: I Have Questions at June 25, 2020 12:54 PM (+v+zN)
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Probably already. Just like how many corrupt jurisdiction informally deputized the KKK back then they were the Dems' preferred street warfare unit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:55 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
Same here. I'll bet good money that she wasn't passing the grade in training and this was her way of possibly cashing in and getting attention while not having to actually achieve anything.
Posted by: Cheri at June 25, 2020 12:55 PM (oiNtH)
I have heard that Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 25, 2020 12:55 PM (uG03k)
I hope that dude has off camera security because Im shocked some pack of soi boys hasnt beaten his ass already.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2020 12:54 PM (8XRCm)
He's a big boy and has been training Brazilian Ju Jitsu for quite some time.
It'd take a whole lotta soibois
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: hevel varik at June 25, 2020 12:55 PM (quVbM)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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I'm afraid that won't be enough. You're gonna have to make a 'donation'.
Posted by: BLM at June 25, 2020 12:55 PM (DMQdU)
https://www.masterlock.com
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2020 12:53 PM (aKsyK)
What about me?
Posted by: Bater at June 25, 2020 12:55 PM (PUrOB)
ha
https://tinyurl.com/y8y6fja5
Posted by: rhennigantx
Now that's Black Jesus.
Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2020 12:42 PM (mht8P)
What in that letter was untrue? It was very thoughtful and well written.
It is terrible when people cannot say the truth.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (/rsCS)
That video of the Black man going all 'Jesus and the Money Changers' on the Seattle squatters is going mega-viral fast.
Dealing with racism is a day at the beach compared to a traffic jam.
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (v16oJ)
Guinea pigs up!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2020 12:44 PM (rvtDF)
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Yeah, no thanks.
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
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Not really. Three, maybe four. Even if you're really good, that's a lot of targets and it only takes one to get in a good kidney punch and turn the tide.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (hYcqw)
Next up, Dixie Cups.
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New "D-Cups!"
25% MORE!!
Posted by: JoeF. at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (CqE5x)
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What a coincidence that this is the *exact* core message of Biden's campaign, eh? Wonder when her book advance drops.
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (/rsCS)
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Go further. This is true, but it's even worse when people *must* tell lies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 25, 2020 12:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
You can't be the master of your domain anymore.
Rappers everywhere can't be MC's, since it's Master of Ceremonies.
You can't master a craft anymore, either.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 12:57 PM (JFO2v)
https://tinyurl.com/ycuqw9xj
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:25 PM (v16oJ)
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We live in the stupidest timeline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
ohmigod I am seized with the uncontrollable urge to go look up my little nazi pony art.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2020 12:57 PM (Kpl3J)
New "D-Cups!"
25% MORE!!
Posted by: JoeF. at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (CqE5x)
I've played with some real DD cups.
Just......wow......
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 25, 2020 12:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
You can't be the master of your domain anymore.
Rappers everywhere can't be MC's, since it's Master of Ceremonies.
You can't master a craft anymore, either.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
cut to the most important question of all - what about baiting?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Grasshopper at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
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Not really. Three, maybe four. Even if you're really good, that's a lot of targets and it only takes one to get in a good kidney punch and turn the tide.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (hYcqw)
But if you are REALLY good, just obliterate the first one and watch as the others scram...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (CqE5x)
It is terrible when people cannot say the truth.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (/rsCS)
Today you cannot say the truth.
Tomorrow you cannot say you cannot say the truth.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (H8QX8)
Guinea pigs up!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2020 12:44 PM (rvtDF)
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Yeah, no thanks.
Posted by: SMH
The balls on her.
Actually, the out and out racism. Couched in "caring".
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (rvtDF)
cut to the most important question of all - what about baiting?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (Kpl3J)
Prepare for doom.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (/rsCS)
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Go further. This is true, but it's even worse when people *must* tell lies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (hYcqw)
Absolutely. Extremely distressing and frustrating.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (/rsCS)
That video of the Black man going all 'Jesus and the Money Changers' on the Seattle squatters is going mega-viral fast.
I say Whip It!
Whip it good!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cheri at June 25, 2020 12:55 PM (oiNtH)
Or she's just another activist who has wormed her way into yet another non-political thing so the process of wearing the skin can begin?
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (uG03k)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (rgmY8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (mht8P)
It sure is getting to be that way.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (/rsCS)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Fondling BOFA DEEZ NUTZ at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (+dsLj)
But if you are REALLY good, just obliterate the first one and watch as the others scram...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (CqE5x)
Right.
Unless they brought in weapons, I'm taking Crowder.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Here you go...
https://tinyurl.com/y8zbvm9t
Oh, and according to this scrunt "journalist" at mlive, the black guy was a "security guard" who "allegedly" pointed his rifle at the white motorcyclist.
https://tinyurl.com/yag2bpze
Posted by: fly at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (2M/TV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (KZzsI)
Voting ain't gonna kill the beast.
The National Guard ain't gonna kill the beast.
Time to starve it.
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (3QhVO)
25% MORE!!
Posted by: JoeF. at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (CqE5x)
I've played with some real DD cups.
Just......wow......
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Me too, but they are really too much of a good thing.
It would be like 12" cock on a guy. How many chicks want to deal with THAT?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (uG03k)
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One of the funniest things I ever saw was about ten years during the Paris riots that were making international news and the US TV outlets were describing them as "African-American rioters in Paris."
It is not, if you're doing it right, a drop-in replacement for "black." I guess no one told them - and no editor caught - that to be properly PC it needed to be "African-French rioters in Paris."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 01:00 PM (hYcqw)
We need more than words, Mr. President.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (H8QX
Who else in power is saying what he's saying? How many prominent people of any kind?
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2020 01:00 PM (uEbPt)
We are talking about severe intellectual and, above all, spiritual decadence.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 25, 2020 01:00 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 25, 2020 01:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
It would be like 12" cock on a guy. How many chicks want to deal with THAT?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (CqE5x)
All of them.
And dudes.
Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at June 25, 2020 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)
I saw Jesus and the Money Changers open for Pilate in Temple, Tx in '03.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2020 01:01 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (hYcqw)
Absolutely. Extremely distressing and frustrating.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (/rsCS)
And like always, we come back around to George Orwell:
"In a time of Universal Lies, Truth-Telling becomes a Revolutionary Act."
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2020 01:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2020 12:56 PM (Qf83p)
Then Jesus went into the temple of God and drove out all those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 01:01 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (KZzsI)
I have often said that if what the dims ultimately want happens, they will ultimately end up eating their own tail. Only logical way to see it.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at June 25, 2020 01:01 PM (/rsCS)
It would be like 12" cock on a guy. How many chicks want to deal with THAT?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (CqE5x)
**raises hand**
Posted by: Shep! at June 25, 2020 01:01 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2020 01:00 PM (uEbPt)
Good point.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 25, 2020 01:01 PM (H8QX8)
But you all get that. But below is what she actually did say which drew my most excellent inspiration:
Quote from Fox:
...Tahiirah Habibi, the founder of Hue Society, which works to bring diversity to wine culture. She discussed her experience taking a two day exam to become part of the Court of Master Sommeliers with the newspaper. She said she was told to address the instructors as "master," which made her uncomfortable due to the historical weight of that title."
HISTORICAL WEIGHT OF THAT TITLE.
Posted by: El Scorcho at June 25, 2020 01:01 PM (xyImL)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
I want to watch half-assed electrician.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2020 01:01 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (CqE5x)
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Chicks ???
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 25, 2020 01:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (KZzsI)
There's NOTHING they won't do.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 25, 2020 01:02 PM (H8QX8)
It would be like 12" cock on a guy. How many chicks want to deal with THAT?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (CqE5x)
All of them.
And dudes.
Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at June 25, 2020 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)
But it was only ONE dude, I swear!!
Posted by: John Holmes at June 25, 2020 01:02 PM (CqE5x)
Who else in power is saying what he's saying? How many prominent people of any kind?
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2020 01:00 PM (uEbPt)
Well you can certainly count out anyone in the Senate GOP Leadership.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2020 01:02 PM (Kpl3J)
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The fact that he's unloading on them is encouraging though. If he freezes their funds get ready. It's essentially a global money laundering operation for the DNC.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Fondling BOFA DEEZ NUTZ at June 25, 2020 01:02 PM (+dsLj)
The Left is totally divorced from the cities they control and the culture we all share, so it is no loss to them to destroy either. Terrorism usually works, so that's the route they have chosen.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 25, 2020 01:02 PM (puu6v)
Hord mind is alive and well....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2020 01:02 PM (8XRCm)
Tomorrow you cannot say you cannot say the truth.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (mht8P)
The day after that, you have the future Orwell predicted, with no past and no future, only an eternal now where The Party is always right.
Posted by: Cato, Academia Delenda Est at June 25, 2020 01:02 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (KZzsI)
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No. Cost-benefit is pretty clear. The cities can be rebuilt (at our expense) and they hate the culture anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2020 01:03 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: PG at June 25, 2020 01:03 PM (iqCkn)
Posted by: DooDad at June 25, 2020 01:03 PM (SnLSx)
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 12:41 PM (v16oJ)
Cut up your MasterCards! And Visa, too. I'm sure they're racist.
Posted by: Discover at June 25, 2020 12:43 PM (Izzlo)
I thought this was a joke a couple of years ago (last BLM outrage election cycle) when they tried this crap. I have no doubt this will move forward nationwide as they've got far more momentum for the general.
Association of Realtors (Houston) no longer uses "Master" to describe master bedroom or master bathroom. I know the main association of Realtors is discussing this right now, expect to see it rolled out any day.
https://tinyurl.com/y86p3hcp
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 25, 2020 01:03 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 25, 2020 12:59 PM (3QhVO)
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The withholding tax makes such a revolt impossible.
Against the feds and state, I mean.
I suppose local government is more vulnerable.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 25, 2020 01:03 PM (M/9m0)
I have known for years that they're up against a wall and will do ANYTHING to get power back, but I did not expect them to be this shockingly self destructive. And it might work, but if they succeed it will plunge the USA into a depression the likes of which no one has ever seen before.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2020 01:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
Succinct, pithy, to the point.
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2020 01:04 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Animal House Guy at June 25, 2020 01:04 PM (xceTB)
***********
We're saying it in private inside our closets or under the bed, but Trump is saying it loud and proud.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Fondling BOFA DEEZ NUTZ at June 25, 2020 01:04 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: PG at June 25, 2020 01:03 PM (iqCkn)
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Yeah ...... its gonna take more than that to seperate a lawyer from their billable hours.....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2020 01:04 PM (8XRCm)
Remember, back then people only could see porn on a big movie screen and it was easy to get away with exaggerating.
He was no where that big.
And Ron Jeremy was a liar too.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 25, 2020 01:04 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2020 12:30 PM (Pqytn)
Don't you remember? Jay Inlsee is still working on rounding up anyone in the state who refuses to wear a mask and locking them up in jail for 6 months.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2020 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Tomorrow you cannot say you cannot say the truth.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2020 12:58 PM (mht8P)
The day after that, you have the future Orwell predicted, with no past and no future, only an eternal now where The Party is always right.
Posted by: Cato, Academia Delenda Est at June 25, 2020 01:02 PM (J+mig)
We have always been at war with eastasis.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2020 01:05 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 25, 2020 01:05 PM (ExV1e)
John Holmes wasn't REALLY 12"
Remember, back then people only could see porn on a big movie screen and it was easy to get away with exaggerating.
He was no where that big.
And Ron Jeremy was a liar too.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 25, 2020 01:04 PM (CqE5x)
You shut your whore mouth, dream-stealer!
Posted by: Shep! at June 25, 2020 01:06 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Sandra Fluker at June 25, 2020 01:06 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 25, 2020 01:06 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: PG at June 25, 2020 01:03 PM (iqCkn)
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The gyt subbing for Rush made a good point. To a caller upset that Trump hasn't done more to "put down" CHAZ, he said that the country is getting a good look at how Democrats handle such things.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 25, 2020 01:06 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Parker at June 25, 2020 01:06 PM (zV/fi)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 25, 2020 01:07 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2020 01:07 PM (DMQdU)
Remember, back then people only could see porn on a big movie screen and it was easy to get away with exaggerating.
He was no where that big.
And Ron Jeremy was a liar too.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 25, 2020 01:04 PM (CqE5x)
I have an 8mm silent movie with Holmes in it. He picks up a bigtittied woman that's jogging in his neighborhood. He whips it out after they play around a while. The look on her face is hysterical, then she gets out the taylor's tape and measures it.
It's over 11" long.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 25, 2020 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 25, 2020 01:07 PM (xceTB)
Maybe part of the same package, but also the cowardice and weakness.
Throughout society, and in "leadership".
Posted by: rhomboid at June 25, 2020 01:08 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2020 01:03 PM (KZzsI)
I agree with you, this is a true insurrection, and they're going about it in a very clever way. They're not trying to overthrow society so much as they are working to get it to self destruct. And they're having success, so far, because no one will fight back.
They are going for it all, this time. That's why they're not holding back anything, they are literally All In. They win or die. Same goes for us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2020 01:08 PM (Kpl3J)
But we have to have a coordinated, targeted response that makes this clear. When there's widespread chaos and instability, the president gets the blame. What is needed is a very clear understanding that most of the country is not going through this crap, and it is specifically limited to hard left Democrat areas that have been Democrat-controlled for generations.
And people have got to stop echoing this BLM lie that somehow we live in a bigoted evil culture of oppression that keeps blacks down. That's utter horsecrap along the lines of telling people that up is down and night is day. Its not just a lie, its an utter shocking reversal of truth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2020 01:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 25, 2020 01:09 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2020 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)
Trump can't just unilaterally assassinate US citizens.
Hate to pop your cherry, but the CIA does that all the time, they have a contact poison that gives you a fast growing inoperable brain tumor. I've known 3 high ranking CIA people. They all died of that same fast growing inoperable brain tumor.
Posted by: An Observation at June 25, 2020 01:10 PM (V6Ap1)
Hate to pop your cherry, but the CIA does that all the time, they have a contact poison that gives you a fast growing inoperable brain tumor. I've known 3 high ranking CIA people. They all died of that same fast growing inoperable brain tumor.
Posted by: An Observation at June 25, 2020 01:10 PM (V6Ap1)
So did John McCain, which goes to show you that it's not all bad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2020 01:11 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2020 01:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2020 12:42 PM (mht8P)
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This is insane. You can't speak out against BLM or the left or you will be destroyed.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2020 01:15 PM (wiXsO)
Same for BLM.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 25, 2020 01:24 PM (2DOZq)
The guy waits a minute, calls again, and says there's a gunshot victim in his backyard. The police are there in three minutes, not just one car but three, with a supervisor. Of course, they arrest the kid breaking into the tool shed.
Then the police supervisor says to the guy, "I thought you reported there was a gunshot victim here." To which the homeowner replied, "I thought you said there weren't any units to respond to a burglary."
Ahh, the good old days. Now even gunshot victims don't deserve police callouts.
Posted by: mikee at June 25, 2020 01:52 PM (xcC0Y)
Too funny! Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
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