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Fredo Cuomo Has Made It Necessary That We Talk About His Stinky, Sweaty White Ass

His ass is both pasty and greasy.

I didn't know an ass could be both. I thought it was either/or.

Fredo Cuomo wasn't a garish enough weirdo buffoon so he decided to let the world know he's a Nudist, too.

Walking around buckass naked in his back yard.

The CNN anchor was apparently caught in the nude in the garden of his Hamptons mansion during a social media yoga session filmed by his wife, Cristina Greeven Cuomo.

The younger brother of New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo is seemingly seen in a screengrab strutting his stuff in the buff outside his home in Southampton, where he had been broadcasting from his basement while under quarantine.

We can only be grateful he didn't take the opportunity to kneel right in our faces.

Hmmm...

104 100% staged for press.

You guys realize everything in tabloids until famous people are uber famous is self driven?

They literally call paparazzi and tell them where to take pictures.

Or ass bomb yoga classes because Fredo can't afford PR people. Just sayin.
Posted by: MJ

Posted by: Ace at 07:47 PM




Comments

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1 WTF

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Tossed in The Furnace at June 08, 2020 07:47 PM (+dsLj)

2 First

Posted by: WOPR - Looking for Filthy Lucre at June 08, 2020 07:47 PM (J70i0)

3 First!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 08, 2020 07:47 PM (ejsiI)

4 No, seriously, WTF

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Tossed in The Furnace at June 08, 2020 07:47 PM (+dsLj)

5 Gross

Posted by: Bosk at June 08, 2020 07:47 PM (gQzBS)

6 No, I read the content.

Posted by: WOPR - Looking for Filthy Lucre at June 08, 2020 07:47 PM (J70i0)

7 Only one thing to do about this injustice, burn down the blog.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 08, 2020 07:48 PM (J70i0)

8 I respectfully submit that we do NOT need to talk about Fredo's pale white ass...

(Though pointing at him, laughing hysterically, and NEVER referring to him as anything other than Fredo is wholeheartedly encouraged.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 08, 2020 07:48 PM (ejsiI)

9 NBD if i'm being honest

Posted by: Hope Solo and her unblinking brown eye of iniquity at June 08, 2020 07:49 PM (PbpT7)

10 It was a TOTAL ACCIDENT, you guys. He won't be joking about this for days on his shit show for yuks and giggles or anything.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 08, 2020 07:49 PM (AD3JT)

11 Do you get the feeling that virtually all of our "betters" are perverted beyond repair?

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 08, 2020 07:49 PM (J70i0)

12 teh horror, winning the future,

Posted by: gaius martius at June 08, 2020 07:49 PM (hMlTh)

13 I think I'm going to throw up....

Posted by: Bruce at June 08, 2020 07:49 PM (vd8XM)

14 Gah!

Posted by: Chris M at June 08, 2020 07:49 PM (6XZdO)

15 Weren't the kids at home?

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 08, 2020 07:50 PM (J70i0)

16 Little boys were fascinated by his "leg" hair

Posted by: Bruce at June 08, 2020 07:50 PM (vd8XM)

17 Everybody is a fucking weirdo but me.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2020 07:51 PM (ZLI7S)

18 Are you sporting a baby gherkin, or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Got Bad Knees, so GFY at June 08, 2020 07:51 PM (x8Wzq)

19 And for the September ratings sweeps -- my little pud.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at June 08, 2020 07:51 PM (PbpT7)

20 Doesn't everybody walk around naked in their yard?
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2020 07:52 PM (KNsKs)

21 Wknder if him and Basement Joe have done any, um, nooding together?

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2020 07:52 PM (6f16T)

22 4
No, seriously, WTF


Dunno. Bare-assk me again.

Posted by: pep at June 08, 2020 07:52 PM (T6t7i)

23 So what's the verdict - bratwurst or cocktail weiner?

Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2020 07:52 PM (F7lRL)

24 And for the September ratings sweeps -- my little pud.
Posted by: Fredo Cuomo

Mr Inch Worm

Posted by: Bruce at June 08, 2020 07:52 PM (vd8XM)

25 Bet you can't guess we're I'm hiding my comically overssized prop cotton swab.


Psst -- It's in my asshole.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at June 08, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)

26 Ace has the best headlines.

Posted by: Paolo del Toro at June 08, 2020 07:53 PM (Gyhs0)

27 He was out there getting ready to shove pinecones up his ass.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 08, 2020 07:54 PM (IYHxL)

28 Was Fredo standing in front of a ficus?

Inquiring Weinstein defense attorneys want to know.

Posted by: henry at June 08, 2020 07:54 PM (J3Rfi)

29 The CNN anchor was apparently caught in the nude in the garden of his
Hamptons mansion

I hope they have roses.

Posted by: pep at June 08, 2020 07:54 PM (T6t7i)

30 Unfortunately I can't see for myself, shoot!

Posted by: kalliswo at June 08, 2020 07:55 PM (F7lRL)

31 Gross

Anything pierced?

Nipsy and Tipsy.

Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2020 07:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

32 Maybe he was running off his bleach bath?

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 08, 2020 07:55 PM (AD3JT)

33 Heads up!

We may have our next trigger point for riots!

However he isn't black, he is hispanic. So does his life count or not? I know if he was white it definitely wouldn't count.

Man Fatally Shot, Pregnant Woman Injured in Oakland CHP Officer-Involved Shooting
https://t.co/9xZcnpql3E?amp=1
"Salgado's family said he was unarmed, and neighbors said that police fired more than 40 rounds at his car."

https://t.co/KUQOAF9Hh1?amp=1
"The Coalition to Defend Affirmative Action Integration and Immigrant Rights and Fight for Equality By Any Means Necessary (BAMN) held a press conference and is planning a march Monday to demand justice for Erik Salgado."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at June 08, 2020 07:55 PM (FBrfY)

34 @27: "He was out there getting ready to shove pinecones up his ass."

Hey now, my parents did painted pine cones for their early family Christmas trees!

(Email.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2020 07:55 PM (+oVP5)

35 Not clicking.

I got mirrors in the bedroom if I want to see something roughly equivalent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

36 Just get some vitamin D on my taint guys. That means penis right?

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at June 08, 2020 07:55 PM (WdocV)

37 Risky click of the day, no doubt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 07:55 PM (wgmJy)

38 Gross
Posted by: Bosk


I'll see that and raise you an Eww.

top30

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 07:55 PM (Qf83p)

39 So, Fredo walks around nude and his wife is a loon.

This is normal for our betters.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 07:55 PM (JCrfD)

40 They have nude social media yoga sessions?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2020 07:55 PM (+eVzC)

41 No. Just no.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 08, 2020 07:56 PM (NWiLs)

42 We have to win in November.

There are so many reasons, but first among them is getting Trump's DOJ to charge Fredo with a hate crime against my eyeballs.

Posted by: MJ at June 08, 2020 07:56 PM (gAMkn)

43 Big Dick Daddy from Cincinnati > Fredo Cuomo

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2020 07:56 PM (Z+IKu)

44 I hope they have roses.
Posted by: pep



I hope they have Lyme ticks.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 07:56 PM (Qf83p)

45 I WASN'T in the pool! I WASN'T in the pool!! I WASN'T in the pool!!!

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo Costanza at June 08, 2020 07:57 PM (QVh48)

46 44. I hope they have lime ticks.

Surprise otters. Always wish for surprise otters.

Posted by: henry at June 08, 2020 07:57 PM (J3Rfi)

47 Here's hoping for deer ticks in his sack

Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2020 07:57 PM (KNsKs)

48 That's a two Fredo family. I don't know who you are talking about when you say Fredo Cuomo.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at June 08, 2020 07:57 PM (wpJDK)

49 Is Hedwig and the Angry Inch his theme song?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

50 I want the fuck off this ride.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2020 07:58 PM (ZO4Xi)

51 Just throw on a pair of boxers if you want to be comfy. Add a tank t to honor ur Italian heritage, did u even see Raging Bull facciabrutta?

Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2020 07:58 PM (F7lRL)

52 When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 07:58 PM (wgmJy)

53 The CNN anchor was apparently caught in the nude in the garden of his Hamptons mansion



Hamptons mansion? Sounds awfully privilgey to me. Time for Fredo to surrender all of that just to show how down with the cause he is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 07:58 PM (Ev6gs)

54 Is the chest hardware a family thing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM (DMUuz)

55 He should kneel to the nearest black. Probably the maid....

Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM (KNsKs)

56 If you look closely at his left cheek, you can see where he injects the roids.

Posted by: WeBoned! at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM (8k7U7)

57 Until now I didn't even realize finger sausage came in Italian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM (kVr0X)

58 Ya know how every time you see people in videos get pissed off, lose their minds and start undressing?

It's like some weird psychosis.

I never understood that.

It's like, celebrities and quasi-celebrities and athletes all do the same thing. They will, at some point, strip down to their bare ass.

It's a psychosis. Or territorial marking.

I feel it would be more honest if they just pissed on things to mark territory.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM (siRtV)

59 "I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart!"
Turns out, no you're not. You're an imbecile.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM (T6t7i)

60
I always heard these rich white people are effing nuts.

Now there is video, apparently.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM (sy5kK)

61 "Salgado's family said he was unarmed, and neighbors said that police fired more than 40 rounds at his car."

So, we have learned CHiPs are terrible shots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM (JCrfD)

62 I want the fuck off this ride.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory



Just puke on the guy next to you.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM (Qf83p)

63 Gross Point Wank

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM (wgmJy)

64 I don't even like to be naked inside my own house. As soon as I get out of the shower the boxers go on.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM (xPl2J)

65 Honey, I think you need to wash your butt crack.

Posted by: Mrs. Fredo at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM (EgshT)

66 Why, Ace?

Be better.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM (9hauA)

67 'taint nothin'.

Posted by: Fredo at June 08, 2020 08:00 PM (oVJmc)

68
Tanning his squeekhole, no doubt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2020 08:00 PM (EGyGV)

69 Next thing you know he'll be jackin' it in San Diego.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 08, 2020 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

70 He's awfully pasty, what a weirdo. He's using sunscreen it seems.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2020 08:00 PM (7bcfy)

71 Of course I exempt beautiful women.

Not the athletes, cause they look too...ripple-y and weird.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2020 08:00 PM (siRtV)

72 Come at me Namaste, come at me!

Posted by: Fredo at June 08, 2020 08:00 PM (786Ro)

73 Well at least we couldn't see his wife pegging him later that day. That would be gross. Well, grosser.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 08, 2020 08:00 PM (gL/cc)

74 What the ever loving F?

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2020 08:00 PM (UPF6H)

75 How much you wanna bet he mows his lawn.

And pays someone to cut the grass.

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2020 08:00 PM (uEbPt)

76 Everybody is a fucking weirdo but me.
Posted by: JackStraw


I read that as .....
Everybody is fucking weirdos but me. My first thought was... Get on with yo bad self then!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 08, 2020 08:01 PM (myjNJ)

77 Awe aint that sweet. Andrew has his very own Billy Carter

Posted by: Piratepatch at June 08, 2020 08:01 PM (FhmO1)

78 dude....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2020 08:01 PM (rBtIz)

79 Look, fat I'll bet he can't use it as a towel rack like I can.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Remaining Synapse at June 08, 2020 08:01 PM (kVr0X)

80 call CPS

Posted by: x at June 08, 2020 08:01 PM (nFwvY)

81 the garden of his Hamptons mansion during a social media yoga session filmed by his wife, Cristina Greeven Cuomo.

And she looks exactly like I knew she would.

Posted by: Fredo at June 08, 2020 08:01 PM (oVJmc)

82
I feel it would be more honest if they just pissed on things to mark territory.
Posted by: Robert at June 08

I have a feeling that's what he was doing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2020 08:01 PM (7bcfy)

83 It gets worse when you realize he was whistling for the family dog to come here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 08:01 PM (wgmJy)

84 76 Everybody is a fucking weirdo but me.
Posted by: JackStraw


I read that as .....
Everybody is fucking weirdos but me. My first thought was... Get on with yo bad self then!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 08, 2020 08:01 PM (myjNJ)

Fucking weirdos isn't necessarily a bad thing. .

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 08, 2020 08:01 PM (NWiLs)

85 I bet he did it on porpoise

Posted by: guy in China with a fish in his butt at June 08, 2020 08:01 PM (VnIZk)

86 Cuomo didn't even wrap himself in Kente fabric?

This African woman says the Dems disrespected the culture that goes with the Kente cloth ... says they treat Africans like children "oh, those colors are so cute, we'll use them to show our solidarity" ...


https://tinyurl.com/ybmbsstv

Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2020 08:01 PM (Cus5s)

87 Why, Ace?
Be better.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM (9hauA)

I'm struggling to imagine how he could be worse.

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2020 08:02 PM (uEbPt)

88 He's always telling me that he's smart and that we need to go to the mattresses.

Posted by: Mrs. Fredo at June 08, 2020 08:02 PM (EgshT)

89

Weird. I just got a vivid vision of Pagliacci signing and crying.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 08, 2020 08:02 PM (ARpz5)

90 Hamptons mansion? Sounds awfully privilgey to me. Time for Fredo to surrender all of that just to show how down with the cause he is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 07:58 PM (Ev6gs)


He only bought it because he knew it would be under seawater in 18 months and he wanted to take one for the Global Warming team.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Remaining Synapse at June 08, 2020 08:02 PM (kVr0X)

91 Naked Ballet for Gaia

Posted by: Fredo at June 08, 2020 08:03 PM (oVJmc)

92 Next thing you know he'll be jackin' it in San Diego.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 08, 2020 08:00 PM


That's my franchise territory. You'll be hearing from my lawyers!

Posted by: Filthy Filner at June 08, 2020 08:03 PM (DMUuz)

93 Hamptons mansion? Sounds awfully privilgey to me. Time for Fredo to surrender all of that just to show how down with the cause he is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 07:58 PM (Ev6gs)

They should come and burn his house as an expression of rage at injustice. That's a good thing, right?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 08, 2020 08:03 PM (9hauA)

94 I woke up once with an otter head on my pillow.

Posted by: Mrs. Fredo at June 08, 2020 08:03 PM (EgshT)

95 OK, it's tough, but I'm still fiercely heterosexual.

Posted by: Cory Booker at June 08, 2020 08:04 PM (sWM8x)

96 The downward dog always give Fredo a boner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:04 PM (kVr0X)

97

What's that song that goes ev ree bod ee wants to rule the world?

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 08, 2020 08:04 PM (ARpz5)

98 Ahem.

I am a fucking BRILLIANT weirdo.

Get it right, dammit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:04 PM (JCrfD)

99 He got a tiny todger.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at June 08, 2020 08:04 PM (ZO4Xi)

100 Yeccch. Put it away, Fredo.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 08:04 PM (OzQGF)

101 Gross Point Wank

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2020 08:04 PM (rBtIz)

102
Not the athletes, cause they look too...ripple-y and weird.
***

All the female figure skaters, golfers and tennis players not named Williams can come over to casa dieciocho y uno

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2020 08:04 PM (WdocV)

103 Well, honestly it could be worse from CNN, it could've been Ana Navarro's ass.

Posted by: WeBoned! at June 08, 2020 08:04 PM (8k7U7)

104 100% staged for press.

You guys realize everything in tabloids until famous people are uber famous is self driven?

They literally call paparazzi and tell them where to take pictures.

Or ass bomb yoga classes because Fredo can't afford PR people. Just sayin.

Posted by: MJ at June 08, 2020 08:04 PM (gAMkn)

105 Was Fredo trying to win the latest episode of Survivor?

I realy don't know since I never watch the idiot box anymore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 08, 2020 08:05 PM (HaL55)

106 Out: Goat Yoga
In: Scrote Yoga

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo Costanza at June 08, 2020 08:05 PM (rd/xi)

107 What's that song that goes ev ree bod ee wants to rule the world?

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:05 PM (JCrfD)

108 Really? How was his ass?

Posted by: Prez'nit Shitnozzle at June 08, 2020 08:05 PM (kVr0X)

109 103
Well, honestly it could be worse from CNN, it could've been Ana Navarro's ass.


You'd have to change the aspect ratio of the TV first. If you didn't, I imagine something happening like the thing measuring the grinch's heart.

Posted by: pep at June 08, 2020 08:06 PM (T6t7i)

110 This African woman says the Dems disrespected the culture that goes with the Kente cloth ... says they treat Africans like children "oh, those colors are so cute, we'll use them to show our solidarity" ...


https://tinyurl.com/ybmbsstv
Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2020 08:01 PM (Cus5s)

Yeah, she's a Nigerian pro- life activist.

I want to know why white people wearing African fabric is not cultural appropriation.

I also want someone to ask Nancy what the fabric is called and what country it comes from.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 08, 2020 08:06 PM (9hauA)

111 "It's like a miniaturized version of a real one!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:06 PM (kVr0X)

112 Was his vagina visible?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:06 PM (yQpMk)

113 Yuck. TMI. Go away.

Posted by: FIIGMO at June 08, 2020 08:06 PM (Qf08A)

114 107 What's that song that goes ev ree bod ee wants to rule the world?

The Devil Went Down to Georgia
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:05 PM (JCrfD)

Gangster's Paradise.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2020 08:06 PM (siRtV)

115 assless chaps >> chapless ass

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 08, 2020 08:06 PM (RFAn/)

116 Someone needs to ask Fredo what he REALLY wants to do.

I'm certain he'll say something about being an action movie star. Like Stallone but less intellectual.

Posted by: MJ at June 08, 2020 08:06 PM (gAMkn)

117 illiniwek - yes the ouer pander is offensive. Cultural appropriative too.

Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2020 08:06 PM (F7lRL)

118 >>>I'm struggling to imagine how he could be worse.

You know nothing of my work.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at June 08, 2020 08:06 PM (PbpT7)

119 You guys realize everything in tabloids until famous people are uber famous is self driven?

They literally call paparazzi and tell them where to take pictures.


No, their "publicists" do that. Publicists and political consultants go in Ark B.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:06 PM (JCrfD)

120 Crazy ass dems

Posted by: vmom 2020 🦉 at June 08, 2020 08:07 PM (WwTwF)

121 Here you go Insomaniac.

It's a delightful video if you like seeing AntiFa getting knocked TFO.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BRpWX7nJ420

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2020 08:07 PM (QW9VZ)

122 This African woman says the Dems disrespected the culture that goes with the Kente cloth ... says they treat Africans like children "oh, those colors are so cute, we'll use them to show our solidarity" ...



White people invented purple.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:07 PM (yQpMk)

123 All the female figure skaters, golfers and tennis players not named Williams can come over to casa dieciocho y uno

Olympics era Dorothy Hamill or Peggy Fleming come to mind.

Posted by: pep at June 08, 2020 08:08 PM (T6t7i)

124 I wonder if he shaves or has a landing strip above his mangina.

Full bush?

Posted by: MJ at June 08, 2020 08:08 PM (gAMkn)

125 White people invented purple.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:07 PM (yQpMk)



AND FROM SEA URCHINS, YOU UNCIVILIZED MOOKS!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:08 PM (kVr0X)

126 White people invented purple.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Cause we're awesome.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 08:08 PM (Qf83p)

127 Good Lion Films, which someone else linked in the thread before the penis thread, just did a great doc on what's currently afoot in America, linking Soros, Kristallnach, and Hitler's para-military. Worth a watch if you have 45 minutes to spare.

https://tinyurl.com/yaj53sn8

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 08:08 PM (wgmJy)

128
White people invented purple.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:07 PM (yQpMk)


Those Byzantine homos stole it from the Africans!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2020 08:08 PM (mht8P)

129

Let him do a full frontal shot, and see if he lives up to the name Fredo The Lesser.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2020 08:09 PM (KATBx)

130 World is still insane, I see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2020 08:09 PM (2B9A/)

131 Nadia Comanche is a cutie to this day.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 08:09 PM (Qf83p)

132 I wonder if he shaves or has a landing strip above his mangina.

Every question does NOT demand an answer.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:09 PM (JCrfD)

133 Out: Goat Yoga
In: Scrote Yoga
Posted by: Fredo Cuomo Costanza

*runs for paper towels*

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2020 08:09 PM (UPF6H)

134 His ass is both pasty and greasy.

I didn't know an ass could be both. I thought it was either/or.

Posted by: ace at June 08, 2020 08:09 PM (PbpT7)

135 Im out there Jerry and Im lovin every minute of it!

Posted by: Regular joe at June 08, 2020 08:09 PM (qYOp2)

136 These riots...er...peaceful protests have really livened up our bedroom. The butt stuff is out of this world.

Posted by: Mrs. Fredo at June 08, 2020 08:10 PM (EgshT)

137 Where's an otter when you really need one?

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 08, 2020 08:10 PM (8B6Ng)

138 I wonder if he shaves or has a landing strip above his mangina.

Full bush?
Posted by: MJ at June 08, 2020 08:08 PM (gAMkn)


Welcome Mat

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2020 08:10 PM (ZO4Xi)

139 Tears for Fears sings that rule the world song

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 08:10 PM (wgmJy)

140
Whose is bigger, Fredo or Harvey Weinstein?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2020 08:10 PM (mht8P)

141 Bonnie Pointer is morte. R.I.P.

Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2020 08:10 PM (F7lRL)

142 Nadia Comanche is a cutie to this day.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 08:09 PM (Qf83p)

Was she a plains indian?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2020 08:10 PM (M+Lyo)

143 I wonder if he shaves or has a landing strip above his mangina.

A tattoo. "Pull Rope For Faster Service."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:10 PM (kVr0X)

144 Grump928(C)

6,6'-dibromoindigo would like a word with you. You are culturally appropriating Mediterranean mollusks called Murex.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

145 The irony is the most serious news piece Cuomo has ever been a part of.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:11 PM (AFSld)

146 Also Gabriela Sabatini is holding her own.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 08:11 PM (Qf83p)

147 Lazy Mary you better get up
She answered back I am not able
Lazy Mary you better get up
We need the sheets to cover Fredo.......

Again.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2020 08:12 PM (Z+IKu)

148 I we sure it wasn't the UPS guy? Her personal trainer? Paolo?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2020 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

149 142 Nadia Comanche is a cutie to this day.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 08:09 PM (Qf83p)

Was she a plains indian?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2020 08:10 PM (M+Lyo)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2020 08:12 PM (2B9A/)

150 Also Gabriela Sabatini is holding her own.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 08:11 PM (Qf83p)


Her own what?

*side eye*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:12 PM (kVr0X)

151 Gabriela Sabatini is fucking hawt.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2020 08:12 PM (ZO4Xi)

152 Gabriela Sabatini

Now we're talking.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:13 PM (JCrfD)

153 Nadia Comanche is a cutie to this day.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 08:09 PM (Qf83p)

Was she a plains indian?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2020 08:10 PM (M+Lyo)

Naw, man, she was a 10.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2020 08:13 PM (siRtV)

154 Also Gabriela Sabatini is holding her own.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 08:11 PM (Qf83p)

That's a shame.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2020 08:13 PM (2B9A/)

155 I saw Greasy Pasty Ass open for the Blowfish in stall 6 at the Flying J.

Posted by: guy in China with a fish in his butt at June 08, 2020 08:13 PM (VnIZk)

156 Never side eye Happy Fun Ball.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 08:13 PM (Qf83p)

157 Gabriela Sabatini is fucking hawt

.....

But not Anna Kournikova hot.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2020 08:13 PM (QW9VZ)

158 "They kept yelling for him to turn off the car, but he was dead." said a neighbor. "And then the poor girl kept screaming."

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2020 08:13 PM (2ShTI)

159 >>>Also Gabriela Sabatini is holding her own.


Not married, so particular, or....

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:13 PM (AFSld)

160 Did you see this : "Coronavirus patients without symptoms, or asymptomatic patients, are not the ones spreading the virus, the World Health Organization (W.H.O.) announced Monday."

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

161 I read that as .....
Everybody is fucking weirdos but me. My first thought was... Get on with yo bad self then!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 08, 2020 08:01 PM (myjNJ)


I really needed that laugh. Thanks ...

Posted by: Adriane the You Might as well Be Giants Jumping Rope Critic ... at June 08, 2020 08:13 PM (LPnfS)

162 Naw, man, she was a 10.
Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2020 08:13 PM (siRtV)

Base 10 or Binary scale does NOT come into effect until you are at least 18.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2020 08:13 PM (2B9A/)

163 107 What's that song that goes ev ree bod ee wants to rule the world?

The Devil Went Down to Georgia
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:05 PM (JCrfD)

Actual LOL. Big time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 08:13 PM (OzQGF)

164 This is something that they'll walk back since social distancing went in the toilet for the protests...but it makes sense to me even more now.

https://tinyurl.com/yboa998p

Posted by: vivi at June 08, 2020 08:14 PM (11H2y)

165 >>>But not Anna Kournikova hot.


I always had a thing for Monica Seles. Yes, the grunting helped.

I'll show myself out.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:14 PM (AFSld)

166 For God's sake Fredo, put on a mask.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:15 PM (kVr0X)

167 121 Here you go Insomaniac.

It's a delightful video if you like seeing AntiFa getting knocked TFO.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BRpWX7nJ420

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2020 08:07 PM (QW9VZ)

A thing of beauty. And "Insomaniac"... I like it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 08, 2020 08:15 PM (NWiLs)

168 I want to know why white people wearing African fabric is not cultural appropriation.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 08, 2020 08:06 PM (9hauA)

Queen Chique, I said the same thing on the last thread!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 08:15 PM (OzQGF)

169 8 ball in the side pocket.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2020 08:15 PM (wXDpy)

170
Buster Poindexter is mort?

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 08, 2020 08:15 PM (ARpz5)

171 I always had a thing for Monica Seles. Yes, the grunting helped.

I'll show myself out.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:14 PM (AFSld)

I always liked the one with the Homeric rack... H something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2020 08:15 PM (2B9A/)

172 Coronavirus patients without symptoms, or asymptomatic patients, are not
the ones spreading the virus, the World Health Organization (W.H.O.)
announced Monday."
***

Yep. Everything the lock downs was based on was bullshit.



Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2020 08:15 PM (WdocV)

173 I'm sure he "accidentally" sends out a lot of dick picks too.

Posted by: Menack at June 08, 2020 08:15 PM (buTO7)

174 I wonder if he shaves or has a landing strip above his mangina.

Full bush?



Vajazzled with sparklies would be my guess. That's still an thing, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 08, 2020 08:15 PM (HaL55)

175 150 Also Gabriela Sabatini is holding her own.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 08:11 PM (Qf83p)

My lord, she's aged wonderfully!

I always thought she had the best set of legs on tour. She and Hana Mandlíková, though Hana has not aged as gracefully...pity.

Posted by: browndog at June 08, 2020 08:15 PM (BgMrQ)

176 >>>I always liked the one with the Homeric rack... H something?


YES! Simona Halep. Got them reduced, but she's still fabulous.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:16 PM (AFSld)

177 His ass is both pasty and greasy.

I didn't know an ass could be both. I thought it was either/or.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2020 08:09 PM (PbpT7)

Do you want to share something with us? You seem to have noticed details about his bum. I understand if you had to study it for the post.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 08, 2020 08:16 PM (9hauA)

178 @165: "Yes, the grunting helped."

But the stabbing didn't.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2020 08:16 PM (+oVP5)

179 I sure hope Tucker has private security

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 08, 2020 08:16 PM (7ZQe3)

180 Fears of asymptomatic transmission was driving the whole "social distancing" directive.

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 08:17 PM (zr5Kq)

181 >>>His ass is both pasty and greasy.


Well, he IS Italian. *ducks*

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:17 PM (AFSld)

182 Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 08:15 PM (OzQGF)

Great minds!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 08, 2020 08:17 PM (9hauA)

183 https://bit.ly/2XJOLkj
***********
General Mattis Is Wrong | The American Spectator

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 08, 2020 08:17 PM (GRuJt)

184 YES! Simona Halep. GOT THEM REDUCED, but she's still fabulous.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:16 PM (AFSld)

*calls 'Rons to order*

Fellow Morons, a moment of silence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2020 08:17 PM (2B9A/)

185 How long until Mitt Romney appears in the buff?

He hasn't tried that attention getter. Yet.

The week is young.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 08, 2020 08:17 PM (Z4rgH)

186 But not Anna Kournikova hot.

Gabi Sabatini was smoldering hot. Kournikova was certainly attractive, but I think Sharapova outranks her.

Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2020 08:18 PM (bZ5DM)

187 Best set of legs in showbiz after the 50's---Tina Turner.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2020 08:18 PM (wXDpy)

188 100% staged for press.
You guys realize everything in tabloids until famous people are uber famous is self driven?
They literally call paparazzi and tell them where to take pictures.

Next, He'll go full Kardashian with the smut tape.
Bet on it.

Posted by: Bosk at June 08, 2020 08:18 PM (gQzBS)

189 Get a load of this giant asshole

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/378801/

Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2020 08:18 PM (KNsKs)

190 Carrot Top had Monica Seles tennis racket with a rear view mirror attached to it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2020 08:18 PM (ZO4Xi)

191
How long until Mitt Romney appears in the buff?



you people are disgusting !

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 08:19 PM (zr5Kq)

192 Do you want to share something with us? You seem to have noticed details about his bum. I understand if you had to study it for the post.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 08, 2020 08:16 PM (9hauA)


Lol.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 08, 2020 08:19 PM (Z4rgH)

193 168 I want to know why white people wearing African fabric is not cultural appropriation.


They had a D after their names

Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2020 08:19 PM (Zmnko)

194 Sweaty stabby grunty Monica

Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2020 08:19 PM (F7lRL)

195 Gabriela Sabatini is fucking hawt

.....

But not Anna Kournikova hot.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2020 08:13 PM (QW9VZ)

Maria Sharipova !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2020 08:19 PM (M+Lyo)

196 The one that was supposed to marry Rory what's his name the golfer has a huge rack.Wozniak?

Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2020 08:19 PM (KNsKs)

197
remember NADIA KOMENECHE?

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 08, 2020 08:19 PM (ARpz5)

198 Tucker has gone twenty minutes with a kick ass monologue.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 08, 2020 08:20 PM (puu6v)

199 Gabriela Sabatini is fucking hawt
******
Thing is she liked carpet

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 08, 2020 08:20 PM (GRuJt)

200 #metoo

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 08, 2020 08:21 PM (EZebt)

201 I have no idea who any of these women are.
For that matter, I wouldn't know who the pulchritudinous male versions are even though they have no large breasts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2020 08:21 PM (+eVzC)

202 Years ago, National Lampoon had a story called "Olga Korbut Had My Baby."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2020 08:21 PM (2JVJo)

203
Kneel for BLM: Yes!

Kneel for Holy Communion: No!

https://tinyurl.com/ybqcepmz

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2020 08:21 PM (mht8P)

204 Well that was quick... SanFranNan already has a bill ready to "reform" law enforcement and McConnell didn't say no....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2020 08:21 PM (Zmnko)

205 Tucker has gone twenty minutes with a kick ass monologue.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 08, 2020 08:20 PM (puu6v)
********
So Hedgehog Hannity then ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 08, 2020 08:21 PM (GRuJt)

206 Your hereditary political "elite", ladies and gentlemen.

And isn't his wife a dingbat who used crystals and eye of noot and chlorine baths or something to fight the virus?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 08:21 PM (El6T/)

207 Oh, yes, I do know who Nadia the gymnast is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2020 08:21 PM (+eVzC)

208 I am watching Chernobyl on HBO right now. Not sure how that compares to bare Fredo ass.

Posted by: Jmel at June 08, 2020 08:21 PM (OeWgo)

209 >>>The one that was supposed to marry Rory what's his name the golfer has a huge rack. Wozniak?



Douchebag Rory dumped her over the phone. Rory is also a NeverTrumper, so f him.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:22 PM (AFSld)

210 Tennis folks mostly, Fen.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:22 PM (JCrfD)

211 FenelonSpoke

I trust you and yours are doing well, as is your organist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

212 For that matter, I wouldn't know who the pulchritudinous male versions are even though they have no large breasts.

Do an image search on Jerrold Nadler. Prepare to be impressed.

Posted by: pep at June 08, 2020 08:22 PM (T6t7i)

213 "205 Tucker has gone twenty minutes with a kick ass monologue.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 08, 2020 08:20 PM (puu6v)
********
So Hedgehog Hannity then ?"

Awesome anti-BML stuff. Hannity is too cucked to do this.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 08, 2020 08:22 PM (puu6v)

214 Martina Hingis was my fav...she's just slightly too far apart, perhaps but otherwise terrific. She played doubles with Kournikova for a couple years. The good old days....

Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 08, 2020 08:22 PM (ja/kn)

215 >>>Well that was quick... SanFranNan already has a bill ready to "reform" law enforcement and McConnell didn't say no....


She also said this is the first in a series of bills. So there's that. Buy guns people, because most of the people in my profession will be retiring soon.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:23 PM (AFSld)

216 Oh FFS, Inslee can KISS MY ASS.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y77lxcf2

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 08:23 PM (OzQGF)

217 Jeebus, it's supposed to get down to 35 tonight.

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2020 08:23 PM (UPF6H)

218 Kournikova was certainly attractive, but I think Sharapova outranks her.

.....

I wouldn't kick either one of them out of bed.

I always liked Kournikova because she wasn't that great at tennis and so all of the Pam Shriver's used to hate on her because she was making as much as champions for being hot.

Drove me nuts.

I would also peek through a hole in the shower room walls to get a glimpse of Caroline Wozniacki.

She's a sweet little peach.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2020 08:23 PM (QW9VZ)

219 We could have ignored Younger Fredo's boorish behavior and been the better for it.

Posted by: BluesFish at June 08, 2020 08:23 PM (WQZ1O)

220 I once cried because I had no wife, and then I saw what Fredo married.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Waiting for The Restraining Order to be Lifted at June 08, 2020 08:23 PM (+dsLj)

221 When Fredo dons that Ninja Turtles N95 of his I go wild with desire.

Posted by: Mrs. Fredo at June 08, 2020 08:23 PM (EgshT)

222 Posted by: pep at June 08, 2020 08:22 PM (T6t7i)

Jerry Nadler is not pulchritudinous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2020 08:23 PM (+eVzC)

223
Isn't "Karen" like "Herbert" on that Star Wars episode with the space hippies?

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 08, 2020 08:23 PM (ARpz5)

224 Who was the current golferette who was blazing trails for tremendous rackage on the links? Forget the name, as always.

I'm doing a research paper.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 08:24 PM (El6T/)

225 a lot of what the left calls "cultural appropriation" is just borrowing or copying cool things about another culture. It seems the Kente fabric is a more specific cultural identity ... it is not the same as liking some foreign foods, or like all the American Inventions that have gotten "culturally appropriated" by foreigners (how dare other countries use our technology!) ...



Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2020 08:24 PM (Cus5s)

226 Not a tennis player, but Katarina Witt was easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 08, 2020 08:24 PM (rd/xi)

227 Well that was quick... SanFranNan already has a bill ready to "reform" law enforcement and McConnell didn't say no....

Posted by: It's me donna


Never interrupt your enemy when (s)he is making a mistake.

Posted by: pep at June 08, 2020 08:24 PM (T6t7i)

228 Morons, check our Sania Mirza. Indian tennis player with very nice upper development.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:24 PM (AFSld)

229 My Italian ass probably is pasty, but not greasy.*slips off chair onto floor*

Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2020 08:25 PM (F7lRL)

230 >>> I want the fuck off this ride.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2020 07:58 PM (ZO4Xi)


Thank you for succinctly stating exactly what I was thinking re: this entire week.

Posted by: goin' yard at June 08, 2020 08:25 PM (zG0JF)

231 First, the idea that the human body is beautiful is a big, fat lie. The majority of people look like shit. Walk into any health club shower room. Super models are paid the big bucks because they don't look like the rest of us. Even a lot of the good looking hollywood actresses have body doubles, because their bodies aren't that great.

Second, people go into the entertainment and broadcast industries, and also politics, because they are narcissists. How screwed up do you have to be to think that complete strangers want to look at your disgusting ass?

Am I surprised that this happened with Fredo? Nope. It wouldn't surprise me if his brother did something similar. As a matter of fact, it sounds like something a Kennedy would do.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2020 08:25 PM (+lVUW)

232

Fredo al fresco!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2020 08:25 PM (m45I2)

233
She also said this is the first in a series of bills. So there's that. Buy guns people, because most of the people in my profession will be retiring soon.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:23 PM (AFSld)

Needs list:
Plate carrier
Drop holster
More mag pouches
Texas Weapons System adapter for AK74
Optic for same

Posted by: Vanya at June 08, 2020 08:25 PM (BAsqb)

234 Did they show Biden at Saint george's viewing?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2020 08:25 PM (Zmnko)

235 Paige something or other (Serignac, maybe?) is the unbelievably hot golfer. Breathtaking. Stunning.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 08, 2020 08:25 PM (ja/kn)

236 rhomboid, crap, I can see the picture of her but can't remember her name.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2020 08:25 PM (wXDpy)

237 >>>Not a tennis player, but Katarina Witt was easy on the eyes.


My favorite female of all time. I have an autographed photo of her from the 88 Games. I would throw my family into the river is Katerina would have me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:25 PM (AFSld)

238 Who was the current golferette who was blazing trails for tremendous rackage on the links? Forget the name, as always.

I'm doing a research paper.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 08:24 PM (El6T/)


Paige Spirinac

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2020 08:26 PM (M+Lyo)

239 I am watching Chernobyl on HBO right now. Not sure how that compares to bare Fredo ass.

Well, one is a disaster that those in power tried to hide because of its toxic effects.

The other was Chernobyl.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:26 PM (JCrfD)

240 Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2020 07:55 PM (+oVP5)

Received and sent back. Let a fella know.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 08, 2020 08:26 PM (IYHxL)

241 I trust you and yours are doing well, as is your organist.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 08:22 PM (u82oZ)


Wait. Fen has an organist? Why wasn't I informed?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:26 PM (kVr0X)

242 Interesting that they use one guy in a police department in a not-to-big city to claim 'systemic' racism.
And they don't even have anything to back up the racism part.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

243 Tucker and Rush are the only sane voices left. If you watch tonight you will make plans for an alternative living situation

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 08, 2020 08:26 PM (7ZQe3)

244 Who was the current golferette who was blazing trails for tremendous rackage on the links? Forget the name, as always.

**************

Paige Spiranac "My boobs are real and help me play better golf"

Posted by: Two Weeks From Waiting for The Restraining Order to be Lifted at June 08, 2020 08:26 PM (+dsLj)

245 224 Who was the current golferette who was blazing trails for tremendous rackage on the links? Forget the name, as always.

I'm doing a research paper.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 08:24 PM (El6T/)



Natalie Gulbis? Trump supporter as well.

Posted by: WeBoned! at June 08, 2020 08:26 PM (8k7U7)

246 Well that was quick... SanFranNan already has a bill ready to "reform" law enforcement and McConnell didn't say no....

Posted by: It's me donna

Never interrupt your enemy when (s)he is making a mistake.
Posted by: pep at June 08, 2020 08:24 PM (T6t7i)


I don't like having to wonder every damned day whether or not McConnell is on our side.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2020 08:26 PM (2JVJo)

247 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

Thanks. The organist and pianist have been doing double duty playing for our online service and then coming to our outdoor services On Sunday. Obviously the organist can't carry the organ outside. but my husband tapes and plays her music for the outdoor service. Thanks for asking.

I hope you and your family are doing well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2020 08:27 PM (+eVzC)

248 >>> First, the idea that the human body is beautiful is a big, fat lie.


Like Elaine said in Seinfeld. "Male bodies are utilitarian. Like a Jeep."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:27 PM (AFSld)

249 226
Not a tennis player, but Katarina Witt was easy on the eyes.


Oh my, yes. How could I have forgotten her?

Posted by: pep at June 08, 2020 08:27 PM (T6t7i)

250 Tucker Carlson bringing a flamethrower tonight incinerating the "Black Lives Matter" movement and the current political insanity. He's almost half an hour into his opening monologue now, which is highly unusual for him. Hard to see how he's going to be able to keep his job with the network if he keeps ratcheting up the attacks.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 08, 2020 08:27 PM (/nk+m)

251 Billie Jean King was something back in the day.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2020 08:27 PM (Z+IKu)

252

Pole between his cheeks?

Duh...

Posted by: Buck Futt at June 08, 2020 08:27 PM (d6DSt)

253 104- Posted by: MJ at June 08, 2020 08:04 PM

Absolutely agree. Moreover, he looks like he's in a Benny Hill skit!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 08, 2020 08:27 PM (qe5CM)

254 239
LOL!!!

Posted by: Jmel at June 08, 2020 08:28 PM (OeWgo)

255 In other news. I'd like to say Happy Birthday to Pelosi's granddaughter on her 90th birthday.

Posted by: Menack at June 08, 2020 08:28 PM (buTO7)

256 Wyatt I think your district has lots of unsolved crimes, but I'm pretty sure you know every effin' hot female ath-a-lete there is.

And I have no problem with that.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 08:28 PM (El6T/)

257 Katarina Witt ! wow, just wow

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2020 08:28 PM (M+Lyo)

258 A thing of beauty. And "Insomaniac"... I like it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

He's Insomaniac
He's knows all about contracts
He's zany to the max
There's baloney in his slacks
He's no phoney
Totally insaney
INSOMANIAC

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 08, 2020 08:28 PM (WwTwF)

259 Maria Sharapova.

Try to find the tennis ball.

Perhaps NSFW.

https://tinyurl.com/y89ma4cv

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2020 08:28 PM (2JVJo)

260 >>> 217 Jeebus, it's supposed to get down to 35 tonight.
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2020 08:23 PM (UPF6H)

Fcuking global warmening!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 08, 2020 08:28 PM (0ReGO)

261 I sure hope Tucker has private security


I am reliably informed that he is untrustworthy and going to turn on us any day now.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 08, 2020 08:29 PM (6NIsq)

262 Billie Jean King was something back in the day.



Hellen Willis was a looker !

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

263


Paige Spiranac "My boobs are real and help me play better golf"


She wasn't much of a golfer. Perhaps a boob job would help?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 08:29 PM (oVJmc)

264 Yes....one of TuCas best for sure. He will be on the target list for sure.

Posted by: Pliney at June 08, 2020 08:29 PM (nzKWW)

265
(or is Wills..*check wiki

Helen Wills

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

266 Amazing Playboy photo shoot with Katarina Witt.

Yep.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2020 08:30 PM (ZO4Xi)

267
Tucker Carlson bringing a flamethrower tonight incinerating the "Black
Lives Matter" movement and the current political insanity. He's almost
half an hour into his opening monologue now, which is highly unusual for
him. Hard to see how he's going to be able to keep his job with the
network if he keeps ratcheting up the attacks.


No, no, no. He is a Deep State Plant.


DEEP STATE PLANT

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 08, 2020 08:30 PM (6NIsq)

268 >>>Wyatt I think your district has lots of unsolved crimes, but I'm pretty sure you know every effin' hot female ath-a-lete there is.


My only other talent is recognizing bit part actors in films and knowing what else they were in. Like Endo in Lethal Weapon was actor Al Leong, and he's been in Die Hard (the guy eating the Nestle Crunch) and Bill and Ted (as Genghis Khan).

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:30 PM (AFSld)

269 Billie Jean King was something back in the day.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2020 08:27 PM (Z+IKu)



No. No she was not.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:30 PM (kVr0X)

270 Billie Jean King was something back in the day.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2020 08:27 PM (Z+IKu)


Again, into carpet.

And I read somewhere that Bobby Riggs was so in debt to the Mob that they forced him to throw the game to King.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2020 08:30 PM (2JVJo)

271 "264 Yes....one of TuCas best for sure. He will be on the target list for sure."

An unplanned vacation looms large, if not an outright firing. That was the best television I've ever watched.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 08, 2020 08:30 PM (puu6v)

272 Circa - LOL! Perfect.

And Hatari (Jackhole?) and Two Weeks for the win, with occam a runner-up. Thanks for that - Paige Spiranac.

Now to my research .....

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 08:30 PM (El6T/)

273 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:26 PM (kVr0X)

Well, not personally. I'm not like some German or Austrian royalty with court musicians. She plays for our church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2020 08:30 PM (+eVzC)

274 257 Katarina Witt ! wow, just wow
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2020 08:28 PM (M+Lyo)


She was good at figure skating, but better in Playboy.

Posted by: WeBoned! at June 08, 2020 08:31 PM (8k7U7)

275 No. No she was not.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:30 PM (kVr0X)

Turned out not to be Michael Jackson's lover, too. I mean, who knew?

Posted by: Vanya at June 08, 2020 08:31 PM (BAsqb)

276 Those decrepit dems kneeling and wearing African scarves...it is so patronizing.

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq)

277 Billie Jean King and Martina Navratilova ruined the concept of "Girl on Girl Action" for me at a very young age.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2020 08:31 PM (QW9VZ)

278 HEDY !

Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2020 08:31 PM (JgrP5)

279 266 Amazing Playboy photo shoot with Katarina Witt.

Yep.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2020 08:30 PM (ZO4Xi)

Heh, hubs had that issue around for a while...

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 08:32 PM (OzQGF)

280 Renee Richards had that little extra something if you craved that sort of thing.

Lagniappe if you will.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2020 08:32 PM (Z+IKu)

281 Circa - LOL! Perfect.

And Hatari (Jackhole?) and Two Weeks for the win, with occam a runner-up. Thanks for that - Paige Spiranac.

Now to my research .....
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 08:30 PM (El6T/)


You are gonna be busy for a while, hahah

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2020 08:32 PM (M+Lyo)

282 @240: "Received and sent back. Let a fella know."

Ha! Ah, ha ha!

Thus begins the deep state Minneapolis horde collective!

(I'd say militia, but that would raises Bob's eyebrows.)

*waves to the NSA*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2020 08:32 PM (+oVP5)

283 Wyatt, your talents are clearly squandered on the effort to secure the lives of the ungrateful creatures living in the City of Brotherly Love.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 08:32 PM (El6T/)

284
Fcuking global warmening!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket a

Is it going to be cold on the other side of the mountain?

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2020 08:32 PM (UPF6H)

285 270 it was a Sports Illustrated piece ad it was pretty convincing. Also he had beaten the number #1 women's player in the world no5 long before.

Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2020 08:33 PM (KNsKs)

286 Politics couldn't be farther apart, and Tucker's not so erudite, but if Christopher Hitchens has an heir in pundit-land, it's Tucker C. Same "I know you cheap grubby lying little fuckers inside and out, and I'm going to tell the truth about you and get rich doing it" attitude.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 08, 2020 08:33 PM (ja/kn)

287 Martina Hingis was my fav...she's just slightly too far apart, perhaps but otherwise terrific. She played doubles with Kournikova for a couple years. The good old days....
Posted by: occam's brassiere


She's hot in a weird way.

Which is hot.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 08:33 PM (Qf83p)

288 Well, not personally. I'm not like some German or Austrian royalty with court musicians. She plays for our church.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2020 08:30 PM (+eVzC)



A personal organist would be great, but at this point I'd settle for Patsy clopping his coconut shells together when I prance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:33 PM (kVr0X)

289 Heh, hubs had that issue around for a while...
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 08:32 PM (OzQGF)

A man of great taste.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2020 08:33 PM (ZO4Xi)

290 Renee Richards had that little extra something if you craved that sort of thing.

Lagniappe if you will.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2020 08:32 PM (Z+IKu)

YOU BASTARD I IMAGE SEARCHED

Posted by: Vanya at June 08, 2020 08:33 PM (BAsqb)

291 >>>Wyatt, your talents are clearly squandered on the effort to secure the lives of the ungrateful creatures living in the City of Brotherly Love.


I wonder if I can make a living answering phones and identifying fabulous babes no one can remember?

Colonel Deering in Buck Rogers? Erin Gray. That'll be five dollars please.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:34 PM (AFSld)

292 Well actually, Hatari, just a few minutes - oh, wait ....

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 08:34 PM (El6T/)

293 Renee Richards had that little extra something if you craved that sort of thing.

Lagniappe if you will.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2020 08:32 PM (Z+IKu)


Back in the day, much like the "Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite" rumor, there was an "Evonne Goolagong has a tail" rumor.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2020 08:34 PM (2JVJo)

294 Evonne Goolagong was kinda hot for 5 minutes

man, did she go to seed

Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2020 08:34 PM (JgrP5)

295 I am watching Chernobyl on HBO right now. Not sure how that compares to bare Fredo ass.


That is a great mini-series. And at least 48% true.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:34 PM (yQpMk)

296 277 Billie Jean King and Martina Navratilova ruined the concept of "Girl on Girl Action" for me at a very young age.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2020 08:31 PM (QW9VZ)


Oh no, you didn't have to bring them into it. Who's next Zina Garrison?

Posted by: WeBoned! at June 08, 2020 08:35 PM (8k7U7)

297 Poll troll is here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:35 PM (kVr0X)

298 >>> Amazing Playboy photo shoot with Katarina Witt.

Yep.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2020 08:30 PM (ZO4Xi)


You're ruining my productivity right now. I've gutters to clean, dammit. Well, maybe later.

Posted by: goin' yard at June 08, 2020 08:35 PM (zG0JF)

299 Back in the day, much like the "Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite" rumor, there was an "Evonne Goolagong has a tail" rumor.


I am intrigued. Are we talking Squirrel Girl tail?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:35 PM (yQpMk)

300 Watching the Billboard Top 100 songs from 1983.

Good stuff, some of it very good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 08, 2020 08:35 PM (d1uFV)

301 Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 08, 2020 08:28 PM (WwTwF)

Those are the facts!

Love it! LOL

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 08, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)

302 249 226
Not a tennis player, but Katarina Witt was easy on the eyes.

Oh my, yes. How could I have forgotten her?
Posted by: pep at June 08, 2020 08:27 PM (T6t7i)

A bit hirsute...

Posted by: browndog at June 08, 2020 08:35 PM (BgMrQ)

303 Who was that female player who wore the full body spandex at Wimbledon that everybody went apeshit about?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 08, 2020 08:35 PM (xPl2J)

304 Thing is, nowadays you'd have to explain what East Germany was, when talking about Katarina.

And just last two days, did some interesting reading on why we stopped at the Elbe.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (El6T/)

305 My only other talent is recognizing bit part actors in films and knowing what else they were in. Like Endo in Lethal Weapon was actor Al Leong, and he's been in Die Hard (the guy eating the Nestle Crunch) and Bill and Ted (as Genghis Khan).
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:30 PM (AFSld)

I'm pretty good at that, too. We'll be watching something and I'll say to my husband, "isn't that the guy from ?"

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (OzQGF)

306 Poll troll.

Get me a sammich.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (JCrfD)

307
Hellen Willis was a looker !


She was no Weezy!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (oVJmc)

308 >>>Trump's in trouble. Disapproval 54-57%. No other Pres this high before fight for 2nd term -he's similar to Carter & Bush Snr who both lost. Biden avg lead now 7+ pts - Biden broken 50% ceiling Clinton never met. 60%+ dislike Trump protest handling. Independents 52-41 for Biden



Well that's it. Show's over. Everyone go home.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (AFSld)

309 Paige was in the NY Post the other day complaining that she dated lots of athletes who were only interested in using her to get golfing tips


Posted by: Ignoramus at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (9TdxA)

310 Trump's in trouble.


I chuckled out loud.

I drink your milkshake, Joe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (yQpMk)

311 Wow, the trolls are really out today. Who left the zoo gates open?

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (7ZQe3)

312 Tucker Carlson bringing a flamethrower tonight
incinerating the "Black Lives Matter" movement and the current political
insanity. He's almost half an hour into his opening monologue now,
which is highly unusual for him. Hard to see how he's going to be able
to keep his job with the network if he keeps ratcheting up the attacks.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 08, 2020 08:27 PM (/nk+m)


It was an excellent intro. I'm sure the Murdoch spawn has his panties in knot over it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (Ev6gs)

313
Time to pack it in, everybody! Trump's in trouble! The walls are falling off the wheels closing in!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (mht8P)

314 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:33 PM (kVr0X)

I don't know if she does personal performance requests .She's 93 years old. She's been playing there for 55 years and she is very good and very nice, and she makes delicious cookies and candies. I gather you like the organ? I do too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (+eVzC)

315 poll troll is about to tell us that majority support abolition of 2A

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)

316 >>>We'll be watching something and I'll say to my husband, "isn't that the guy from ?"


It's a gift.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (AFSld)

317 The wheels are coming off the fat lady for Donald Trump. Get on the Joe-mentum train while you can still get a seat!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:37 PM (kVr0X)

318 Anne White, that was her name. 1985

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 08, 2020 08:37 PM (xPl2J)

319 I gather you like the organ? I do too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (+eVzC)

must

ignore

hanging

curve

Fenelon

is

nice...

Posted by: Vanya at June 08, 2020 08:37 PM (BAsqb)

320 Lagniappe if you will.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2020 08:32 PM (Z+IKu)

YOU BASTARD I IMAGE SEARCHED
Posted by: Vanya

Heh, it this where I say get off my lawn?

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2020 08:37 PM (UPF6H)

321 >>> I gather you like the organ? I do too.


HEY! PHRASING!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:38 PM (AFSld)

322 Matthew Goodwin
@GoodwinMJ
Trump's in trouble. Disapproval 54-57%. No other Pres this high before fight for 2nd term -he's similar to Carter & Bush Snr who both lost. Biden avg lead now 7+ pts - Biden broken 50% ceiling Clinton never met. 60%+ dislike Trump protest handling. Independents 52-41 for Biden
Posted by: AmandaCoetzer at June 08, 2020 08:35 PM

OMG,. And Hillary has a 99.9 % chance of winning POTUS. Hahahaha

Posted by: idlan at June 08, 2020 08:38 PM (UYLAz)

323 Ahh, yes. . . . Fredo, the Cuomosexxual. . . . . . .getting ready to cruise the bathhouses and city park restrooms with Donnie "back door man" Lemon.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rats and MSM at June 08, 2020 08:38 PM (Pp1ff)

324 The Shadow Knows

Posted by: at June 08, 2020 08:38 PM (VnIZk)

325 Get on the Joe-mentum train while you can still get a seat!

And by seat we mean scooter.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:38 PM (JCrfD)

326 I gather you like the organ? I do too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (+eVzC)



Oh, don't get me started.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at June 08, 2020 08:38 PM (kVr0X)

327 The ball was placed on the tee.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2020 08:38 PM (ZO4Xi)

328 The wheels are unraveling for Trump!

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 08, 2020 08:38 PM (7ZQe3)

329 I'm trying to think of the name of that French women's tennis player that had shoulders like friggin' Ray Lewis.

That chick was definitely a dude. Her jaw was squared off like Dolph Lundgren.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2020 08:39 PM (QW9VZ)

330 Hey, this... Amanda...Coetzer? is a longtime trusted Moron who should all earn our respect in support.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:39 PM (AFSld)

331 >>>Trump's in trouble. Disapproval 54-57%. No other Pres this high before fight for 2nd term -he's similar to Carter & Bush Snr who both lost. Biden avg lead now 7+ pts - Biden broken 50% ceiling Clinton never met. 60%+ dislike Trump protest handling. Independents 52-41 for Biden



Well that's it. Show's over. Everyone go home.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (AFSld)


Yep. guess I don't have to bother to go vote. I guess I should thank him for saving me the trouble.

Posted by: goin' yard at June 08, 2020 08:39 PM (zG0JF)

332 Big Dick Daddy from Cincinnati > Fredo Cuomo
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2020 07:56 PM (Z+IKu)

Everything about this comment is why I love this place.

Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2020 08:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

333 Being able to recognize obscure faces tells me I have watched too many movies.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2020 08:39 PM (wXDpy)

334 I'm sure Fen likes the organ.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 08:39 PM (Qf83p)

335 And I read somewhere that Bobby Riggs was so in debt to the Mob that they forced him to throw the game to King.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2020 08:30 PM (2JVJo)

Yep. All you need to do is duckduckgo "Bobby Riggs Ga... and it will fill in the rest for you. Lots of articles about him throwing the match to cover his $100k debt. But if nothing else, the 70's were pretty entertaining. In a fun way.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 08, 2020 08:39 PM (8B6Ng)

336


It's just not an early night for Trump, it's an early afternoon and early morning and early previous week. In fact it's so bad people went back in time to change their votes in 2016 and Hillary won all 50 states

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 08:39 PM (Ev6gs)

337 Being able to recognize obscure faces tells me I have watched too many movies.
Posted by: Ben Had



Hah. yes.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 08:39 PM (Qf83p)

338 Fen, you know who hated the organ? (SHUT UP, PERVS.)

J.D. Sumner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOpxFgtGevw

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:40 PM (JCrfD)

339 >>>Trump's in trouble. Disapproval 54-57%. No other Pres this high before fight for 2nd term -he's similar to Carter & Bush Snr who both lost. Biden avg lead now 7+ pts - Biden broken 50% ceiling Clinton never met. 60%+ dislike Trump protest handling. Independents 52-41 for Biden>>>

No need for you people to rig the election, then.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 08, 2020 08:40 PM (puu6v)

340 Wow, the trolls are really out today. Who left the zoo gates open?

Do what I do. Make up fake polls statistics with stupid things like "92.2 % of people will vote for Biden because they don't like Trump's boring ties. It's fun.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2020 08:40 PM (+eVzC)

341 TuCa saying basically to not bow down. Wondering if this is because he was warned by Fox management over this very intro and is standing up to them?

Posted by: Pliney at June 08, 2020 08:40 PM (nzKWW)

342 Gigi Edgley - "Chiana" from Farscape

She did a clever little SciFi short here:
https://tinyurl.com/yauxo9bc


What a body. Yowza. And she even responded in the comments!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 08, 2020 08:40 PM (6NIsq)

343 Hey, this... Amanda...Coetzer? is a longtime trusted Moron who should all earn our respect in support.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:39 PM (AFSld)


She canvassed door to door for Ronald Reagan in '80 so she's the real deal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:40 PM (kVr0X)

344 He is not wearing a mask, or thong.... Is there an angry neighborhood bicyclist anywhere near to challenge him. Ugh, must bleach out mind pics.

Posted by: idlan at June 08, 2020 08:40 PM (UYLAz)

345 I wonder if I can make a living answering phones and identifying fabulous babes no one can remember?

Colonel Deering in Buck Rogers? Erin Gray. That'll be five dollars please.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:34 PM (AFSld)


I do voices. I'll hear an actor or actress' voice and then obsess over where I've heard it before. Yesterday it was Kathleen Nolan in an episode of Charlie's Angels which made me remember she was in "The Vampire" episode of Kolchak.

The longest it took me to figure out something was a Kojak episode where it took me the entire hour to figure out that an old man was William Hansen, who had played Caesar Rodney in the movie 1776.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2020 08:41 PM (2JVJo)

346 I'm sure Fen likes the organ.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 08:39 PM (Qf83p)



But does she "like" it, or does she LIKE it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:41 PM (kVr0X)

347 It's a gift.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (AFSld)

And yet, I kind of suck at the Morning Rant's Who Dis?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 08:41 PM (OzQGF)

348 "342 TuCa saying basically to not bow down. Wondering if this is because he was warned by Fox management over this very intro and is standing up to them?"

It will be a helluva note to leave on, then.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 08, 2020 08:41 PM (puu6v)

349 Yep. guess I don't have to bother to go vote. I guess I should thank him for saving me the trouble.
Posted by: goin' yard at June 08, 2020 08:39 PM (zG0JF)

Oh really? OK, me too. Darn!

*Throws in towel*

Well, see y'all in 2024!!

Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2020 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

350 TuCa saying basically to not bow down. Wondering if this is because he
was warned by Fox management over this very intro and is standing up to
them?


I got the same impression. He is not going to bend the knee for FOX. I have no doubt Paul shithead Ryan is putting pressure on him.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 08, 2020 08:42 PM (6NIsq)

351 Well, we're all convinced that Biden will stomp Trump. We won't bother to vote. Glad you shared.

Thanks for stopping by.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 08:42 PM (wgmJy)

352 We're going streaking!

....honey, you think KFC is still open?

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at June 08, 2020 08:42 PM (Geoni)

353 Big fan of the pump organ

Posted by: SHEP at June 08, 2020 08:42 PM (JgrP5)

354 216 Oh FFS, Inslee can KISS MY ASS.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y77lxcf2

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 08:23 PM (OzQGF)


He looks like he's on Prozac or something.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2020 08:43 PM (2ShTI)

355 If Fredo offers you a cannoli, don't take it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 08, 2020 08:43 PM (8B6Ng)

356 Serena has worn a full body suit, but I think it was the US Open, not Wimbledon.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 08, 2020 08:43 PM (qe5CM)

357 Elton John was Great on Piano, But sucked on Organ

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 08, 2020 08:43 PM (GRuJt)

358 Trump's in trouble. Disapproval 54-57%.

29.8 and 5/10 percent of people think Trump should never be allowed two scoops of ice cream and so will vote for Joe Biden.

Posted by: Partisan Polling Predicts at June 08, 2020 08:43 PM (+eVzC)

359 Elton John was Great on Piano, But sucked on Organ



I'm choking to death here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:44 PM (yQpMk)

360 If they dump TuCa I will finally pull the plug... No other reason to keep it.

Posted by: Pliney at June 08, 2020 08:44 PM (nzKWW)

361 Amazing the ties between Soros, BLM and Antifa.

Now Minneapolis will create the brown shirts (wouldn't it be mind boggling if they actually gave them brown shirts??) and the rest of them will hold MPLS up as a standard of reform.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 08:44 PM (wgmJy)

362 61 "Salgado's family said he was unarmed, and neighbors said that police fired more than 40 rounds at his car."

So, we have learned CHiPs are terrible shots.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 07:59 PM (JCrfD)

Well, since they won't go to the range unless the state is paying for it, per the union, of course they won't be good shots.

(That attitude certainly exists, except for some cops I have known who are gun nuts, and are obsessively pro 2A.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 08, 2020 08:44 PM (ejsiI)

363 If they dump TuCa I will finally pull the plug... No other reason to keep it.


You are not a Great American.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:45 PM (yQpMk)

364 Wonder who will be first kneeler that evokes the

"NO, NO, NOT YOU !!"

response ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2020 08:45 PM (JgrP5)

365 "342 TuCa saying basically to not bow down.
Wondering if this is because he was warned by Fox management over this
very intro and is standing up to them?"


It will be a helluva note to leave on, then.


Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 08, 2020 08:41 PM (puu6v)


The local "conservative" radio station that carries Rush (KSFO) switched to fox news at the top of the hour from ABC perhaps as long as a year ago. TBH, I cannot tell the difference. Screw fox with a stick.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 08, 2020 08:45 PM (8B6Ng)

366
Now Minneapolis will create the brown shirts (wouldn't it be mind boggling if they actually gave them brown shirts??) and the rest of them will hold MPLS up as a standard of reform.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 08:44 PM (wgmJy)

The Red Guards.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 08, 2020 08:45 PM (ejsiI)

367 Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:44 PM (yQpMk)
*******
Sorry ! Hahaha I am a Huge Elton John fan too

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 08, 2020 08:45 PM (GRuJt)

368 TuCa seems to be pushing the envelope. Rick Grenell on next

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 08, 2020 08:45 PM (7ZQe3)

369 Kente Cloth for Agricultural Inclusivity Consulting Poll:

Biden: 63%
Trump: 31%

Posted by: Two Weeks From Waiting for The Restraining Order to be Lifted at June 08, 2020 08:45 PM (+dsLj)

370 I can't remember the last time I watched television news. I rely on Conservative internet news. I think it will add years to my llife.

Posted by: tubal at June 08, 2020 08:46 PM (bCLt0)

371 343 Gigi Edgley - "Chiana" from Farscape

She did a clever little SciFi short here:
https://tinyurl.com/yauxo9bc


What a body. Yowza. And she even responded in the comments!
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 08, 2020 08:40 PM (6NIsq)

She's 42 and still got a real tight bod.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 08, 2020 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

372 I don't think that Hannity can carry Fox by himself.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:46 PM (yQpMk)

373 >>>And yet, I kind of suck at the Morning Rant's Who Dis?


Me too, because I refuse to Google the photo.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:46 PM (AFSld)

374 Elton John was Great on Piano, But sucked on Organ




I'm choking to death here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:44 PM (yQpMk)


That reminds me of the Liberace joke.


What's better than a candelabra on my piano? Tulips on my organ.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 08, 2020 08:47 PM (8B6Ng)

375 I doubt that Nancy Pelosi was very sincere bowing and scraping in that African garb of hers. A really sincere person would have put a pair of plates in her lips.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:47 PM (kVr0X)

376 I've been trying to think of something more ridiculous than Nancy "Privilege" Pelosi wearing that cloth and kneeling today.

Only Dukakis in the tank comes to mind.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:47 PM (JCrfD)

377 Back in the day, much like the "Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite" rumor, there was an "Evonne Goolagong has a tail" rumor.


I am intrigued. Are we talking Squirrel Girl tail?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:35 PM (yQpMk)

Ive heard for years that she was born with sex organs of both so the doctors/parents made the choice. Then she got hormone treatments and that's why she adopted her kids. I dated a guy who went high school with her and in her yearbook pictures (8/9th grade?) she definitely could have been a boy , except for the hair style. Who knows, it makes sense.

Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2020 08:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

378 Posted by: Two Weeks From Waiting for The Restraining Order to be Lifted at June 08, 2020 08:45 PM (+dsLj)

Well done.

Posted by: Partisan Polling Predicts at June 08, 2020 08:47 PM (+eVzC)

379 She's 42 and still got a real tight bod.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 08, 2020 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

Tight bodies are tight.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2020 08:48 PM (x42Y3)

380 >>>I've been trying to think of something more ridiculous than Nancy "Privilege" Pelosi wearing that cloth and kneeling today.


As she knelt, she said to herself, "I could really go for some ice cream."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:48 PM (AFSld)

381 Only Dukakis in the tank comes to mind.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:47 PM (JCrfD)



Hellloooo, sailor!

Posted by: Bunny Suit Kerry at June 08, 2020 08:48 PM (kVr0X)

382 376 I've been trying to think of something more ridiculous than Nancy "Privilege" Pelosi wearing that cloth and kneeling today.

Only Dukakis in the tank comes to mind.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:47 PM (JCrfD)

Somebody help her up ?.

Posted by: tubal at June 08, 2020 08:48 PM (bCLt0)

383 The Red Guards.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 08, 2020 08:45 PM (ejsiI)


That's exactly what they want for the own little cultural revolution. This isn't about black and white, it's about Americans vs. communists

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 08:48 PM (Ev6gs)

384 Mason Jar Ring-Fitter's Union Poll:

Biden: 67%Trump: 19%


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 08:48 PM (oVJmc)

385 Mason Jar Ring-Fitter's Union Poll:

Biden: 67%Trump: 19%



Damn.

Just put me in the "discouraged voter" column right now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:49 PM (kVr0X)

386 Did Nazi kneel on her own tips?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2020 08:49 PM (x42Y3)

387 Jesse Jackson Hymietown Poll

Biden - 88%

Trump - Aw Hell No %

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (AFSld)

388 That would be tits.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (x42Y3)

389 We have to win in November.

There are so many reasons, but first among them is getting Trump's DOJ to charge Fredo with a hate crime against my eyeballs.
Posted by: MJ at June 08, 2020 07:56 PM (gAMkn)

Had to have someone slap me on back to restart my eyeballs.

Posted by: idlan at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (UYLAz)

390 Pelosi and the Dems were praised tonight. Their numbers will only go up.



HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (yQpMk)

391
Somebody help her up ?.
Posted by: tubal at June 08, 2020 08:48 PM (bCLt0)

*bashes Pelosi's left hip with an ax handle*

I'm sorry, is that not what you meant?

Posted by: Vanya at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (BAsqb)

392 >>>Did Nazi kneel on her own tips?


I'm sorry did you write tips or...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (AFSld)

393 Just getting this in the name field

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, with the power to take your kids at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (jKqap)

394 Posted by: clutch cargo at June 08, 2020 08:47 PM (8B6Ng)
*********
Or the other Elton John Joke, What did he have more of Pianos or Organs?? he only had 1 piano but he had organs coming out the ass

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (GRuJt)

395 Their numbers will only go up.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (JCrfD)

396 356 Serena has worn a full body suit, but I think it was the US Open, not Wimbledon.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 08, 2020 08:43 PM (qe5CM)


Had to look that up.
She's not very feminine.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (2ShTI)

397 Remember when being forced to bow before your Master was considered evil?

- The Master

Good times!

Loki

Posted by: Loki at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (RhwEy)

398 Oh, I see how it is now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:51 PM (yQpMk)

399 Cannabis Field Research Institute Poll:

Biden: 31%
Trump: 9%
Johnson: 42%

Posted by: Two Weeks From Waiting for The Restraining Order to be Lifted at June 08, 2020 08:51 PM (+dsLj)

400 > A really sincere person would have put a pair of plates in her lips.

Posted by: Cicero


and that thing they do with all the metal rings around the neck

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 08, 2020 08:51 PM (iTXRQ)

401

The Early Night for Trump Poll:


Biden: +65%

The other Biden: + 35%

Trump: -5,0000%

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 08:51 PM (Ev6gs)

402 I'm sorry did you write tips or...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (AFSld)

LOL, did anyone else just think of that scene from Tootsie?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 08:51 PM (OzQGF)

403 Ric Grenell on Tucker

Posted by: redridinghood at June 08, 2020 08:52 PM (wiXsO)

404 it's about Americans vs. communists

-

Yeah, it's funny how no one wants in the national news wants to chew on that little antifa tidbit.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, with the power to take your kids at June 08, 2020 08:52 PM (jKqap)

405 >>>She's not very feminine.



She's almost uglier than Moochelle.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:52 PM (AFSld)

406 Posted by: Two Weeks From Waiting for The Restraining Order to be Lifted at June 08, 2020 08:51 PM (+dsLj)
*******
Where's the 5th Marx Brother Aleppo

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 08, 2020 08:52 PM (GRuJt)

407
I got my bug zappers up and running.
They're hanging from mounted brackets on the front and back of the house.

I'm pretended every zap I hear is a Democrat being fried into crisp.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 08, 2020 08:52 PM (ARpz5)

408 and that thing they do with all the metal rings around the neck
Posted by: DB- just DB

Oh boy. I remember that in National Geographic back in the day.

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2020 08:52 PM (UPF6H)

409 > A really sincere person would have put a pair of plates in her lips.

Posted by: Cicero


and that thing they do with all the metal rings around the neck
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 08, 2020 08:51 PM (iTXRQ

She'd look like she just came from the pages of National Geographic.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2020 08:52 PM (x42Y3)

410 Acme Belt Onion Poll:


Biden 14%
Trump 9%
MAAAATTLOOOOCCCKKK 77%

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 08:53 PM (oVJmc)

411 There's a barely concealed attitude of defiance in Tucker's monologues these past few days; as if he doesn't give a damn what his future is at Fox News. He's probably waking up a considerable number of moderates to the very real existential threat these radicals pose to the nation.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 08, 2020 08:53 PM (/nk+m)

412 > Gabriela Sabatini is fucking hawt
> But not Anna Kournikova hot.

> Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Analysis: true.

"16 or 17" criminal referrals reportedly sent to DoJ prosecutors in Obamagate matter, with more expected. We'll see how many of them actually result in charges, eh?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 08, 2020 08:53 PM (hKLpI)

413 404 it's about Americans vs. communists

-
Yeah, it's funny how no one wants in the national news wants to chew on that little antifa tidbit.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist,


Fellow travelers.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2020 08:53 PM (2ShTI)

414 Serena has worn a full body suit, but I think it was the US Open, not Wimbledon.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 08, 2020 08:43 PM (qe5CM)


Had to look that up.
She's not very feminine.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (2ShTI)


I have never found either of the Williams sisters to be attractive in any way.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2020 08:53 PM (2JVJo)

415 She'd look like she just came from the pages of National Geographic.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2020 08:52 PM (x42Y3)



The tits would be identical, too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 08:53 PM (kVr0X)

416 The Kellogg's Corn Pop Poll


Biden 64%
Trump 23%
Write In: Mitt Romney 13%

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 08:53 PM (wgmJy)

417 Trump's in trouble. Disapproval 54-57%. No other Pres this high before fight for 2nd term -he's similar to Carter & Bush Snr who both lost. Biden avg lead now 7+ pts - Biden broken 50% ceiling Clinton never met. 60%+ dislike Trump protest handling. Independents 52-41 for Biden
Posted by: AmandaCoetzer at June 08, 2020 08:35 PM

Good enough for me! Let's cancel the elections! Amanda has won and will get the unitary Socialist state she has been craving since ever!!!

(Well, actually, we DO in fact NEED to just go ahead and hold the election anyway, just in case the polls are wrong.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 08, 2020 08:53 PM (ejsiI)

418 I have never not-clicked on a link as eagerly as I not-clicked on the link in this post.

Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2020 08:53 PM (dOV9E)

419 >>>A really sincere person would have put a pair of plates in her lips.




I'm surprised they didn't bring in the African pallbearers.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:53 PM (AFSld)

420
405 >>>She's not very feminine.



She's almost uglier than Moochelle.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:52 PM (AFSld)

She DOES have those Alluring Toned Arms, though.

Posted by: tubal at June 08, 2020 08:53 PM (bCLt0)

421 I have never found either of the Williams sisters to be attractive in any way.


As long as she shaves her mustache, Venus is merely plain.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:54 PM (yQpMk)

422
Biden - mobs

Trump - jobs

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, with the power to take your kids at June 08, 2020 08:54 PM (jKqap)

423 > Did Nazi kneel on her own tips?

She probably has a hard time not walking on her own tips (heh) if she goes braless.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 08, 2020 08:54 PM (hKLpI)

424 Play-doh Fredo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2020 08:54 PM (6FeV1)

425 "16 or 17" criminal referrals reportedly sent to DoJ prosecutors in Obamagate matter, with more expected. We'll see how many of them actually result in charges, eh?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 08, 2020 08:53 PM (hKLpI

Can I interest you in some oceanfront property in Wyoming? Dirt cheap!

Posted by: Vanya at June 08, 2020 08:54 PM (BAsqb)

426 Pelosi and the Dems were praised tonight.

By other Dems.

A Black woman from Africa posted on a YouTube video that someone linked earlier that it was very patronizing.

Posted by: Partisan Polling Predicts at June 08, 2020 08:54 PM (+eVzC)

427 I wasn't naked. That was a full-nude body suit.

Posted by: Fredo Guido Goombah Cuomo, Black Man at June 08, 2020 08:54 PM (Ndje9)

428 414 Serena has worn a full body suit, but I think it was the US Open, not Wimbledon.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 08, 2020 08:43 PM (qe5CM)


Had to look that up.
She's not very feminine.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (2ShTI)

I have never found either of the Williams sisters to be attractive in any way.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2020 08:53 PM (2JVJo)

Talented, yes. Anything to look at, hell no.

Maria Sharapova, on the other hand...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 08, 2020 08:55 PM (ejsiI)

429 376 I've been trying to think of something more ridiculous than Nancy "Privilege" Pelosi wearing that cloth and kneeling today.

Only Dukakis in the tank comes to mind.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2020 08:47 PM (JCrfD)


A mashup of both of these two scenes would be historic.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 08, 2020 08:55 PM (sy5kK)

430
Had to look that up.
She's not very feminine.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (2ShTI)




It's a man, baby!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM (Ev6gs)

431 Amazing how many countries Soros has bankrupted.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM (wgmJy)

432 I remember plenty of polls with Hillary up 12%, 14% back in '16.

And they think they can run the same con again that blew up so big in their faces.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM (oVJmc)

433
New York Five Families Poll

Don Corleone 49%
Don Barzini 43%
Don Trump 8%

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM (mht8P)

434 I demand that high school boys regional finalists are paid the same as the Williams sisters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, with the power to take your kids at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM (jKqap)

435 I just realized it's Monday - too much bourbon, no more posting. GN ya'll

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM (nFRLh)

436 And they think they can run the same con again that blew up so big in their faces.


So it appears.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM (yQpMk)

437 Maria Sharapova, on the other hand...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 08, 2020 08:55 PM

I want hold and squeeze and hug Eugenie Bouchard after every loss.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM (x42Y3)

438 If we can widen the field from tennis to figure skating, I've always found Kiira Korpi to be rather inspiring.

For her sheer athleticism. Yeah, that's it.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM (hKLpI)

439 397 Remember when being forced to bow before your Master was considered evil?

- The Master

Good times!

Loki
Posted by: Loki at June 08, 2020 08:50 PM (RhwEy)

Was just thinking about that. The Avengers today would be blasted as a....what are we now? ...a Right Wing White Supremacist propaganda flick?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM (d1uFV)

440 432 I remember plenty of polls with Hillary up 12%, 14% back in '16.

And they think they can run the same con again that blew up so big in their faces.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM (oVJmc)

Really, it's all they've got.

Posted by: tubal at June 08, 2020 08:57 PM (bCLt0)

441 Yeah, it's funny how no one wants in the national news wants to chew on that little antifa tidbit.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, with the power to take your kids at June 08, 2020 08:52 PM (jKqap)

Because the national media wholeheartedly endorses ANTIFA.

A racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, and the power to take our kids? Say, that sounds like CDRs in Cuba!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 08, 2020 08:57 PM (ejsiI)

442 Posted by: mariakirilenko at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM (4uL1z)


Ha. A lot of work there for no gain, shit weasel.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 08:57 PM (yQpMk)

443 431 Amazing how many countries Soros has bankrupted.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM (wgmJy)

It's amazing he's still sucking oxygen.

Proves that this a world where evil can win.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 08, 2020 08:57 PM (d1uFV)

444 BIDEN 56

INBED 44

Posted by: ANAGRAM POLO POLL at June 08, 2020 08:58 PM (JgrP5)

445 I want a poll asking voters if they believe antifa rioters were the right wing white supremacists the media kept pushing on the nation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, with the power to take your kids at June 08, 2020 08:58 PM (jKqap)

446 I doubt that Nancy Pelosi was very sincere bowing and scraping in that African garb of hers. A really sincere person would have put a pair of plates in her lips.
=====

Just wait til she does the National Geographic photo shoot.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2020 08:58 PM (iydjf)

447 I have the death sentence in 12 systems!

Posted by: George Soros at June 08, 2020 08:58 PM (yQpMk)

448 I remember plenty of polls with Hillary up 12%, 14% back in '16.

And they think they can run the same con again that blew up so big in their faces.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM (oVJmc)



Hillary won the popular vote which is all that counts and only lost because Trump invented the electoral college and cheated her!!1!!
-- Libtards everywhere

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 08:58 PM (Ev6gs)

449 Bringing forward a satisfying Karen gets what she asked for vid from previous thread.

Mostly SFW.

https://youtu.be/djdFUFQJpZI


Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2020 08:58 PM (2ShTI)

450 >>I got my bug zappers up and running.
They're hanging from mounted brackets on the front and back of the house.

Me too. The one in the "back of the house" gives me a little taint tingle when it goes off.

Posted by: Tank Abrams at June 08, 2020 08:59 PM (0FTCx)

451 "413 404 it's about Americans vs. communists

-
Yeah, it's funny how no one wants in the national news wants to chew on that little antifa tidbit.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist,


Fellow travelers."

Communist propaganda organs, straight up. During Obama's Reign of Terror, two separate, older Cuban couples told me they feared the United States was hurtling toward a communist revolution because of how the media was behaving. Man, they were right but they had seen the movie before.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 08, 2020 08:59 PM (puu6v)

452 So - we are at where a few folks said we'd get - quite some time ago.

I'd just like everybody to remember this - when the "adults in the room" poo poo the idea of alarm, and boldly declare their hair status as not on fire.

Blind optimism is no virtue. Its just blind. Blind optimism that insists everyone else join in, however, is a vice. A really, really shitty vice.

Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 08, 2020 08:59 PM (qTBpx)

453 Antifa is just a useful tool.


I honestly believe this is all part of a bigger scheme to disrupt the Trump Administration because they were getting close to breaking open the Biden/Ukraine/Russiagate/Soros scandal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 08:59 PM (wgmJy)

454 I'm more insulted that it looks like clerical stoles which some of my African American clergy colleagues wear. None of the Democrats in that photo are AA clergy. And of course, the taxpayers paid for it. I'm sure Nancy didn't shell out the money herself.

Posted by: Partisan Polling Predicts at June 08, 2020 08:59 PM (+eVzC)

455 438 Maria Sharapova, on the other hand...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 08, 2020 08:55 PM

I want hold and squeeze and hug Eugenie Bouchard after every loss.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM (x42Y3)

My dream is to hire Maria Sharapova as a Russian tutor. Every teacher and instructor I ever had will hate her for her ability to do something they never could:

Capture and hold my absolute, total, undivided attention, for an indefinite period of time.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 08, 2020 08:59 PM (ejsiI)

456 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.

Seriously.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2020 09:00 PM (iydjf)

457 If people were allowed to be honest how many people would be impressed by the pandering

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2020 09:00 PM (x42Y3)

458 Going to be funny when Jared goes under the bus wheels because of poll numbers. Trump will be one-termer, but two divorces among his kids.

Posted by: Vito Corleone at June 08, 2020 09:00 PM (IqfdE)

459 1m
.@RichardGrenell on Tucker:

The real problem in Washington D.C. is that "it's no longer a fight between Republicans and Democrats. It's a fight between Washington and the rest of America."

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 08, 2020 09:00 PM (GRuJt)

460 "When people try to force you to say things you know are not true, it's a power play...tell the truth."--Tucker Carlson, signing off and signaling he knows it may be his last broadcast on Fox.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 08, 2020 09:01 PM (puu6v)

461 Hillary won the popular vote which is all that counts and only lost because Trump invented the electoral college and cheated her!!1!!
-- Libtards everywhere

and the set of steak knives are superb

Posted by: CANKLES at June 08, 2020 09:01 PM (JgrP5)

462 Pasty and greasy? Oh, my!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at June 08, 2020 09:01 PM (WD9ZA)

463 457 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.

Seriously.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2020 09:00 PM (iydjf)

Louisville and Lexington are pretty toxic places, aren't they??

Posted by: tubal at June 08, 2020 09:01 PM (bCLt0)

464 Gives new meaning to the asana "Downward Facing Dog."

BTW, after procrastinating for years -- finally bought an AR-15 today. Hard to find any available, so the online purchase FTW! My lifelong fantasy of *types* *deletes* is now a little bit lot closer. Thanks Commies!

Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2020 09:01 PM (WqPYg)

465 Betcha pole vault girl is still hawt

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:01 PM (48RE5)

466 I believe some sports radio guy got in big trouble for calling Serena "Predator" - didn't she have a kind of dreadlocks style hair style for a bit (I imagine there's a practical angle for the wimmens in terms of playing tennis and how to style the hair, but anyway).

She's a tremendous athlete, I guess (don't follow tennis), and she's "big bone-ded" - it happens.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:01 PM (El6T/)

467 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY.

-

Black multimillionaires required to be on medicaid?

Oh, yes please.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, with the power to take your kids at June 08, 2020 09:01 PM (jKqap)

468 Going to be funny when Jared goes under the bus wheels because of poll numbers. Trump will be one-termer, but two divorces among his kids.

Posted by: Vito Corleone at June 08, 2020 09:00 PM (IqfdE)



Dry your sphincter, Joe. Trump's got this going away.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 09:01 PM (yQpMk)

469 457 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.

Seriously.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2020 09:00 PM (iydjf)

All black Kentuckians to be forced into VA system against their will.

Details at 8.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2020 09:01 PM (6FeV1)

470 > Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.

Yeah, a real Supreme Court would have a field day with that.

I'm sure Roberts will figure out some way to claim it's a "tax", though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 08, 2020 09:02 PM (hKLpI)

471 Hey it's June, wasn't something really big supposed to happen in June?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2020 09:02 PM (t3ssW)

472 457 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.

Seriously.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2020 09:00 PM (iydjf)

Good lord, these f*cking governors are just going to try to keep one-upping each other, aren't they?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 09:02 PM (OzQGF)

473 > Betcha pole vault girl is still hawt

Alison Stockly? Stokely? Something like that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 08, 2020 09:03 PM (hKLpI)

474 Pelosi and the Dems were praised tonight. Their numbers will only go up

President Hillary agrees with you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2020 09:03 PM (2JVJo)

475 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.



Seriously.

________



I'm 1/1024th black -- you can tell by my ass cheek bones!

Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2020 09:03 PM (WqPYg)

476 How did Bush ever nominate Alito??? Baffles me!

Posted by: tubal at June 08, 2020 09:03 PM (bCLt0)

477 My browser history is making NSA Bob pay attention. Ft. Meade does not have that many tennis stars visit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

478 457 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.

Seriously.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2020 09:00 PM (iydjf)


That's a federal offense. Or are we now rewriting the laws to ban discrimination against blacks but it's totes okay against other non-black races?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 09:03 PM (wgmJy)

479 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.

Seriously.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2020 09:00 PM (iydjf)



What about the mischlings, mein Oberfuhrer? Do they get half coverage?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 09:03 PM (kVr0X)

480 Good lord, these f*cking governors are just going to try to keep one-upping each other, aren't they?

-

Say, anyone know where a person could find a white supremacist?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, with the power to take your kids at June 08, 2020 09:03 PM (jKqap)

481 I believe those "criminal referrals" mentioned today/yesterday are more from Congress.

Not saying it's meaningless, but gotta keep things in perspective. They are not anything close to representing an actual beginning of a criminal investigation. That's at the discretion of DOJ.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:03 PM (El6T/)

482 Hey it's June, wasn't something really big supposed to happen in June?
=====

Duh! It's Pride Month! All comers welcome!

Posted by: Shep! at June 08, 2020 09:04 PM (iydjf)

483 Communist propaganda organs, straight up. During
Obama's Reign of Terror, two separate, older Cuban couples told me they
feared the United States was hurtling toward a communist revolution
because of how the media was behaving. Man, they were right but they had
seen the movie before.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 08, 2020 08:59 PM (puu6v)


On a local radio station you'll hear callers from eastern European countries say, This is not American. This is what we left. You don't want this here. What's going on is dangerous.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 09:04 PM (Ev6gs)

484 >Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY.


get ready for the arms race to see who can suck up to the Left the most

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 08, 2020 09:04 PM (iTXRQ)

485 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.

That sounds like a civil rights lawsuit right there.

Posted by: 🐧 at June 08, 2020 09:04 PM (qibYB)

486 Seems to me Biden eventually will have to kneel, and probably culturally appropriate a BLM-approved West African-styled scarf too, like Schemer and Nanzi wore today. Bend the knee now, so that if he wins, his handlers can put blacks and all of us Deplorables in chains staring next year.

Posted by: Gref at June 08, 2020 09:04 PM (AMIL/)

487 Has the Antifa-Pagans biker war started yet?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2020 09:04 PM (x42Y3)

488
Hey it's June, wasn't something really big supposed to happen in June?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2020 09:02 PM (t3ssW)


Ward Cleaver?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 09:04 PM (Ev6gs)

489 Alison Stockly? Stokely? Something like that.


I read that she was embarrassed for being the subject of our leers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 09:04 PM (yQpMk)

490 456 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.

Seriously.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2020 09:00 PM (iydjf)

And KY voted him in back in 2018?

Just goes to show: the Left wants group rights, not individual rights.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 08, 2020 09:05 PM (ejsiI)

491 You know who else used to cover all the negroes' healthcare costs?

Plantation owners.

That's who.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2020 09:05 PM (6FeV1)

492 Cicero - your attitude is noted and you'll be getting your orders for Courland tomorrow.

We'll be running a special E-boat at night just to take you *in* to the besieged area.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:05 PM (El6T/)

493 Has the Antifa-Pagans biker war started yet?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2020 09:04 PM (x42Y3)

Five bucks on the bikers.

Posted by: Vanya at June 08, 2020 09:05 PM (BAsqb)

494 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.
Seriously.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy


I need a copy of the Constitution, laser-etched into steel plate.

So I can thwap these ----ers upside the head with it.

Posted by: mikeski at June 08, 2020 09:05 PM (P1f+c)

495 They'll get Biden to kneel.


Someone will throw a wig on the floor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 09:05 PM (wgmJy)

496 Can we stop fucking around with all this silly beauty shit?


Anna Kournikova is objectively hotter that Sharpova.

Just stop.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:05 PM (Qf83p)

497 That sounds like a civil rights lawsuit right there.

Posted by: at June 08, 2020 09:04 PM (qibYB)


Uh, counsel, I'm just not seeing it.

*slams gavel*

Posted by: Wiki Wacky Random Hawaiian Judge No. 16 at June 08, 2020 09:05 PM (kVr0X)

498 What about the mischlings, mein Oberfuhrer? Do they get half coverage?
Posted by: Cicero


One Drop Rule

Posted by: Democrats, being consistent again at June 08, 2020 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

499 > I'm 1/1024th black -- you can tell by my ass cheek bones!

I'm considerably darker than Shaun "Thurgood Marshmallow" King.

If I get a tight perm, can I get free healthcare in Kentucky?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 08, 2020 09:06 PM (hKLpI)

500 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.

Return of the Jim Crow laws. What percentage of "black" does a person need to qualify for the Free Shit?

Posted by: 🐧 at June 08, 2020 09:06 PM (qibYB)

501 472
Hey it's June, wasn't something really big supposed to happen in June?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2020 09:02 PM (t3ssW)

__________


Minneapolis was going to burn? Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2020 09:06 PM (WqPYg)

502 Maybe for the next installment of Biden's Basement Tapes he'll be wearing a dashiki
and a mask

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 08, 2020 09:06 PM (iTXRQ)

503 My ancestors came from Africa 15,000 years ago. Cha Ching! Reparations baby!

Posted by: Menack at June 08, 2020 09:06 PM (buTO7)

504 Hillary won the popular vote which is all that counts and only lost because Trump invented the electoral college and cheated her!!1!!
-- Libtards everywhere
------

I'm old enough to recall when Liberals were actually, you know, Liberal.

I recollect them appealing to Thomas Jefferson (now to be torn down, cast out, and erased from history) and his warning about a 'Tyranny of the Majority'. That is why, of course, that the electoral college exists.

In 2016, a Tyranny of the majority came to be regarded as a positive thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2020 09:06 PM (bk3Sg)

505 Already a pic of Biden kneeling - PLUS wearing the stupid mask.

Two spectacular symbols of ignorance, submission, and stupidity - in one photo.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:06 PM (El6T/)

506 473 > Betcha pole vault girl is still hawt

Alison Stockly? Stokely? Something like that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 08, 2020 09:03 PM (hKLpI)

Stokke. I'd let her vault my pole any day.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 08, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

507 Watching some news cunt tie herself in knots explaining how "defund the police" doesn't mean EXACTLY what we know it means. If you're going to gaslight me, can you TRY not to sound like you belong on the fucking short-bus?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 08, 2020 09:06 PM (852Qo)

508 Cicero - your attitude is noted and you'll be getting your orders for Courland tomorrow.

We'll be running a special E-boat at night just to take you *in* to the besieged area.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:05 PM (El6T/)


Too late. I've already booked passage on the Wilhem Gustloff!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 09:07 PM (kVr0X)

509 I saw the Fucking Weirdos in Spanky's in Athens, Ohio

Posted by: pawn at June 08, 2020 09:07 PM (PveK5)

510 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.

What is going on in Kentucky is interesting.

Andy Beshear is way, way left of his old man. I've talked to his old man. They are miles apart.

There is a strong media effort across the state to support Uncle Andy - and a ton of sentiment outside of Jefferson and Fayette counties to nip all this shit in the bud.

I think Kentucky is going to get sporty. In a quick-lime way.

Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 08, 2020 09:07 PM (qTBpx)

511 466 I believe some sports radio guy got in big trouble for calling Serena "Predator" - didn't she have a kind of dreadlocks style hair style for a bit (I imagine there's a practical angle for the wimmens in terms of playing tennis and how to style the hair, but anyway).

She's a tremendous athlete, I guess (don't follow tennis), and she's "big bone-ded" - it happens.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:01 PM (El6T/)

Jim Rome called the Williams sisters "The Predator Sisters" and I don't remember there being that much fuss being raised over it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 08, 2020 09:07 PM (ejsiI)

512 You WILL kneel to the basement-dwellers. Kneel, damn you!

Posted by: Antifa at June 08, 2020 09:07 PM (dOV9E)

513 So a greasy Fredo is a

Gredo?

No wonder Han shot first

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2020 09:08 PM (Aipu/)

514 You WILL kneel to the basement-dwellers. Kneel, damn you!
Posted by: Antifa at June 08, 2020 09:07 PM (dOV9E)

You and what other army?

Posted by: Vanya at June 08, 2020 09:08 PM (BAsqb)

515 Democrats are fleeing "Defund the Police" faster than Hillary Clinton at a "Justice For Seth"-block party.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 08, 2020 09:08 PM (Ndje9)

516 Catch Thirty3, that's probably it. It was a vague memory, like many.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:08 PM (El6T/)

517 Governors one-upping, mayors inviting riots; the election results are going to be very interesting.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2020 09:08 PM (2ShTI)

518
Alison Stockly? Stokely? Something like that.


I read that she was embarrassed for being the subject of our leers.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 09:04 PM (yQpMk)





Yeah, because at the time of that photo, she was jailbait.

Yes, I'm suitably guilty myself.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2020 09:09 PM (EGyGV)

519 Cicero, good one. Though of course the Gustloff came *from* a besieged pocket.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:09 PM (El6T/)

520 Can I interest you in some oceanfront property in Wyoming? Dirt cheap!
Posted by: Vanya at June 08, 2020 08:54 PM (BAsqb)

-----------------------------

Funny story. A house near my mom's went up for sale. It is located near a man-made creek - tall concrete walls (maybe 15 feet or so), and usually runs just a few inches deep, except during heavy rains.

Anyway, the house was listed as waterfront property. I really want to know how many people showed up to look at the house, and when shown the "waterfront", were like "WTF?"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 09:09 PM (CAJOC)

521 Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2020 08:32 PM (+oVP5)

We gotta start somewhere broski.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 08, 2020 09:09 PM (IYHxL)

522 496 Can we stop fucking around with all this silly beauty shit?


Anna Kournikova is objectively hotter that Sharpova.

Just stop.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:05 PM (Qf83p)

No. Give me Maria over Anna, any day of the week, any time. Besides, not only is Maria hotter, period...Maria actually WON Grand Slams, which meant we could see her even more often not just on the court but in endorsements and ads as well.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 08, 2020 09:09 PM (ejsiI)

523 Eugenie Bouchard has a twin.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2020 09:09 PM (x42Y3)

524 Yay for this dude. The epic beard and 'stache is just a bonus. The comments are worth reading too.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybknbkrg

Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2020 09:10 PM (dOV9E)

525 I want a couple of those propane powered mosquito zappers. Come to the warm my little babies.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2020 09:10 PM (2ShTI)

526 457 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.

Seriously.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2020 09:00 PM (iydjf)


I don't see how this could possibly be allowed under the US constitution or even federal law.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 08, 2020 09:10 PM (wGeit)

527 Fredo forgot his speedo

Posted by: RJD at June 08, 2020 09:10 PM (ucNdt)

528 The pathetic NYT WH "reporter" today, literally playing the role of PR flack for the Dems, even in appearance, was white-splaining that "defund the police" didn't mean, well, you know, "defund the police".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:10 PM (El6T/)

529 Cicero, good one. Though of course the Gustloff came *from* a besieged pocket.
Posted by: rhomboid


Pretty sure Minneapolis was NOT in the Courland Pocket.

Posted by: Minly Correct Miklos at June 08, 2020 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)

530 Wow. Liberal Lawyer "protester" shoots driver in the head in a podunk little Colorado town.
https://tinyurl.com/y8pzuuqn


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 08, 2020 09:11 PM (r+sAi)

531 I remember watching some poker tournament where someone got dealt an ace-king, and the host or whatever said they call that the Anna Kournikova, because it looks good but it never wins.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 09:11 PM (OzQGF)

532 526 457 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.

Seriously.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2020 09:00 PM (iydjf)

I don't see how this could possibly be allowed under the US constitution or even federal law.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 08, 2020 09:10 PM (wGeit)

Single mothers get all kinds of taxpayer funded shit that men can't get. Somehow that's allowed to stand.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 08, 2020 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

533 For the life of me cannot understand why there hasn't been housecleaning, heck a full out purge, at the FCC and related

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:12 PM (48RE5)

534 531 I remember watching some poker tournament where someone got dealt an ace-king, and the host or whatever said they call that the Anna Kournikova, because it looks good but it never wins.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 09:11 PM (OzQGF)


That is just perfect.

Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

535 510 Kentucky governor wants state to cover healthcare for every black persons in KY. All other races need not apply.

What is going on in Kentucky is interesting.

Andy Beshear is way, way left of his old man. I've talked to his old man. They are miles apart.

There is a strong media effort across the state to support Uncle Andy - and a ton of sentiment outside of Jefferson and Fayette counties to nip all this shit in the bud.

I think Kentucky is going to get sporty. In a quick-lime way.
Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 08, 2020 09:07 PM (qTBpx)

Giving away medical care to certain people because while all Kentuckians are equal, some Kentuckians are more equal than others, sure beats more mundane things.

Like completing Interstate 69 in KY.

(Just drove on it a few weeks ago. Seriously, KY. Finish the damn thing.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 08, 2020 09:12 PM (ejsiI)

536 > I don't see how this could possibly be allowed under the US constitution or even federal law.

He probably knows it well. He's probably just hoping they'll be appeased and not loot and burn the governor's mansion.


Someone should tattoo a copy of Kipling's "Danegeld" poem on him with a dull needle.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 08, 2020 09:12 PM (hKLpI)

537 So is it just too clunky? Not catchy or humorous?

"Racist-authoritarians"

I think it best sums up these people who are wrecking the country and defiling the best unique American legacies.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:13 PM (El6T/)

538

You guys and your wacky polls.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 08, 2020 09:13 PM (ARpz5)

539 >>>His ass is both pasty and greasy.


Well, he IS Italian. *ducks*
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2020 08:17 PM (AFSld)

Good thing you ducked, a week old cannoli was thrown at you.

Posted by: idlan at June 08, 2020 09:13 PM (UYLAz)

540 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 08, 2020 09:11 PM (r+sAi)

God dammit.

Posted by: Vanya at June 08, 2020 09:13 PM (BAsqb)

541 >"Hey it's June, wasn't something really big supposed to happen in June?" Posted by: Thomas Bender

Well we're only about a third of the way into June; what we've seen so far is just the trailer.

Not looking forward to the remake; I already saw the original version in 1969.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 08, 2020 09:13 PM (/nk+m)

542
I read that she was embarrassed for being the subject of our leers.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 09:04 PM (yQpMk)

I thought that was cake girl, no maybe tri corner hat girl

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:13 PM (48RE5)

543 Cicero, good one. Though of course the Gustloff came *from* a besieged pocket.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:09 PM (El6T/)

You are correct, sir!

The Gustloff has been a minor fascination of mine for a while. Worst maritime disaster in history, and most people have never heard of it.

I was on a cruise in the Baltic last summer and the route went past the location of the sinking. It was early evening and I made sure I was at the rail to see it. It was very moving to consider that at that very spot 74 years ago, nearly 10,000 men women and kids went into the freezing ocean.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 09:14 PM (kVr0X)

544 It is bread and circuses until the bread runs out, then it is Circus Maximus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2020 09:14 PM (Aipu/)

545 Polls that show Biden leading are good. We want them to fully commit to their senile candidate before they learn the awful truth.

Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2020 09:14 PM (dOV9E)

546 I mean, who cares?

Posted by: Shooter McLovin at June 08, 2020 09:14 PM (TVTAT)

547 Why are the nudists never hot wymyns like Rachel Levine?

(got to spoil somebody's dinner here)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2020 09:15 PM (7p6eW)

548 530 Wow. Liberal Lawyer "protester" shoots driver in the head in a podunk little Colorado town.
https://tinyurl.com/y8pzuuqn


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 08, 2020 09:11 PM (r+sAi)

Good lord.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 09:15 PM (OzQGF)

549 Kneeling isn't going to help Ds with the black vote. You don't vote for people.you have absolute contempt for. Not "I sure don't like Trump's manners" faux contempt, but visceral "these pandering weaklings deserve to have their heads chopped off" contempt. Maybe the kneeling makes a dent in the suburban mom vote. Maybe.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 08, 2020 09:15 PM (ja/kn)

550 No mention of the Klansman who drove into the crowd in Richmond? Well, isn't that convenient.

Posted by: Vito Corleone at June 08, 2020 09:15 PM (IqfdE)

551 I know I'm just a girl, but I don't find the Williams sisters unattractive. I'd kinda like to be athletic like that. Withou, you know, actually working out and giving up potato chips.

Posted by: April at June 08, 2020 09:15 PM (OX9vb)

552 I'm sort of surprised Africans have a scarf tradition. Seems like it would be too hot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - End the systemic racism of affirmative action. at June 08, 2020 09:16 PM (Jzsla)

553

So. Fredo makes his first, real foray into politics ...

... by copying Rep Katie Hill D-CA.


Yeah, the name "Fredo" is well-earned.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 08, 2020 09:16 PM (FlRtG)

554 Democrats were all women women women for the first three years of Trump.

They ignored blacks until election year, just like usual.

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2020 09:16 PM (gZ6M8)

555 Allison Stokke is very fit. But I'd still rather have a geopolitics conversation with Condoleezza Rice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

556 *thud*

Fredo in a throuple...

Ugh

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2020 09:17 PM (Aipu/)

557 Face it, Tom. The old man has lost it. Would he have been spouting gibberish like this 10 years ago?

Posted by: Virgil Sollozo at June 08, 2020 09:17 PM (kVr0X)

558 then it is Circus Maximus.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2020 09:14 PM

John Wayne comes back from the dead?!

"That's Circus World, Rusty."

Never mind.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 08, 2020 09:17 PM (852Qo)

559 551 I know I'm just a girl, but I don't find the Williams sisters unattractive. I'd kinda like to be athletic like that. Withou, you know, actually working out and giving up potato chips.
Posted by: April at June 08, 2020 09:15 PM (OX9vb)

And start juicing. And I don't mean like Jay Kordich.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 08, 2020 09:17 PM (NWiLs)

560
I'm trying to think of the name of that French women's tennis player that had shoulders like friggin' Ray Lewis.

That chick was definitely a dude. Her jaw was squared off like Dolph Lundgren.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2020 08:39 PM (QW9VZ)


Amelie Mauresmo

Posted by: favorite homo at June 08, 2020 09:17 PM (2DOZq)

561 Posted by: April at June 08, 2020 09:15 PM (OX9vb)

I was never attracted to Venus that much but Serena?

The things I'd do.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 08, 2020 09:17 PM (IYHxL)

562 Women and illegal aliens I should say. 2017-2019.

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2020 09:17 PM (gZ6M8)

563 Gotta admit, I like seeing Pelosi kneeling. It's a good look for her. Also, in the picture I saw, all the Dems were kneeling except for Jerry Nadler. First, he's already short enough. Second, he probably can't kneel, or at least can't get back up afterwards.

Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2020 09:18 PM (dOV9E)

564 547 Why are the nudists never hot wymyns like Rachel Levine?

(got to spoil somebody's dinner here)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2020 09:15 PM (7p6eW)


Well known that RBG dead squats in the buff.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 09:18 PM (wgmJy)

565 @552...They don't. It's dress up playacting, first by American professors and other race baiters, now adopted by craven, contemptible politicians.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 08, 2020 09:18 PM (ja/kn)

566 On the off-chance that someone demand that I kneel, I've got my response.

I'll get on my knees when you get on your elbows.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2020 09:18 PM (z79tQ)

567 Wow. Liberal Lawyer "protester" shoots driver in the head in a podunk little Colorado town.

https://tinyurl.com/y8pzuuqn

--

So now there is precedent for flooring it if any rioters block the road and try to make you stop. They're going to try to execute you one way or the other.

Thanks!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - End the systemic racism of affirmative action. at June 08, 2020 09:19 PM (Jzsla)

568 Wow. Liberal Lawyer "protester" shoots driver in the head in a podunk little Colorado town.

That asshole went straight for the gun on the first encounter. He intended to kill somebody from the outset.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 09:19 PM (oVJmc)

569 "545 Polls that show Biden leading are good. We want them to fully commit to their senile candidate before they learn the awful truth."

It will lessen the fraud and related mail-in ballot efforts. That sort of happened in '16.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 08, 2020 09:19 PM (puu6v)

570 What would really focus the mind and stir the pot is about two dozen indictments and arrests of key people in the FBI, DOJ, CIA and State right about now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2020 09:19 PM (t3ssW)

571 564 547 Why are the nudists never hot wymyns like Rachel Levine?

(got to spoil somebody's dinner here)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2020 09:15 PM (7p6eW)

Well known that RBG dead squats in the buff.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 09:18 PM (wgmJy)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU SAID "DEAD"

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at June 08, 2020 09:19 PM (6FeV1)

572 563 Gotta admit, I like seeing Pelosi kneeling. It's a good look for her.

Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2020 09:18 PM (dOV9E)

Someone should do a photoshop so it looks like they are kneeling to GEOTUS.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 09:20 PM (OzQGF)

573 Anyone think that the riots/demonstrations are on the downslope, and that the Dems are getting ready to roll out the next thing? What will it be?

Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2020 09:20 PM (dOV9E)

574 Guy Mohawk - jeebus, that's shocking. And the perp was released on $60K bond?????? For at, a minimum, attempted murder, with a firearm? In broad daylight, against a total stranger??

FFS.

There is a non-zero chance of more of this kind of insanity, obviously, and from all "sides" (people who do this are all nuts, but just by the numbers there are vast multiples more of the racist-authoritarian brainwash drones, so do the odds there).

Not sure I could watch it, but I assume someone has done a round-up of the repugnant and shocking videos from the riots, of mobs attacking individuals. Of course in post-American America, with "speech" largely controlled by a few companies run by alien freak ignoramus IT geeks, such a round-up would be hard to find, but it really should be slammed in the face of every person showing the tiniest bit of support for the riots, OR the protests (yep).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:20 PM (El6T/)

575 Venus doesn't do it for me, but Serena...oh yeah. Serena's sexy.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 08, 2020 09:20 PM (ja/kn)

576 Allison Stokke is very fit. But I'd still rather have a geopolitics conversation with Condoleezza Rice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 09:16 PM (u82oZ)


*digs through the back pages of AOS style guide*

Aha, here it is.

You know how we know you're gay?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2020 09:20 PM (z79tQ)

577 Guess who's on Antifa's tax return?


Center for community change action, which is funded themselves by Soro's Open Society.


There's your RiCO tie from Antifa to Soros.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 09:21 PM (wgmJy)

578
Watching the rioters marching and being interviewed by the reporter in the street, I noticed a consistency.

All marcher/rioters are spouting the Leftist communist anti-American bullet points with surprising accuracy.

Not an independent thought or comment, but a brick-pallet load of Leftist propaganda.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 08, 2020 09:21 PM (sy5kK)

579 Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 08, 2020 09:20 PM (ja/kn)

*fist bump*

But get in line, I've been standing here forever.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 08, 2020 09:21 PM (IYHxL)

580 @578

They're called marching orders for a reason.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2020 09:21 PM (t3ssW)

581 Don't call me Fredo, call me the N-word!

Posted by: Nudo Cuomo at June 08, 2020 09:22 PM (FkWqS)

582 Someone should do a photoshop so it looks like they are blowing Satan.

Posted by: at June 08, 2020 09:22 PM (y0X2p)

583
The Gustloff has been a minor fascination of mine for a while. Worst maritime disaster in history, and most people have never heard of it.

I was on a cruise in the Baltic last summer and the route went past the location of the sinking. It was early evening and I made sure I was at the rail to see it. It was very moving to consider that at that very spot 74 years ago, nearly 10,000 men women and kids went into the freezing ocean.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 09:14 PM (kVr0X)






A few days afterwards, the same Soviet sub and crew sank the SS Steuben for another 3000+ dead.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2020 09:22 PM (EGyGV)

584 Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 09:21 PM (wgmJy)

No shit? Nothing will happen though sadly.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 08, 2020 09:22 PM (IYHxL)

585 Wow. Liberal Lawyer "protester" shoots driver in the head in a podunk little Colorado town.



https://tinyurl.com/y8pzuuqn




Nothing but peaceful protests comrades. Nothing but.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 09:22 PM (Ev6gs)

586 Someone should do a photoshop so it looks like they are blowing Satan.



lol, that's be funny

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 09:22 PM (zr5Kq)

587 Here's some real tinfoil for y'all:

Officer what's-his-nuts was paid to choke that guy to death.

I mean, you don't gear up for a nationwide riot and leave the ignition event up to chance.

(now THAT is what you call "Without Evidence", news whores.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2020 09:23 PM (6FeV1)

588 >>> That asshole went straight for the gun on the first encounter. He intended to kill somebody from the outset.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 09:19 PM (oVJmc)

How is he out on $60K? Did misread that?

Posted by: goin' yard at June 08, 2020 09:23 PM (zG0JF)

589 *that'd be...

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)

590 Biden makes his SS watch.

Posted by: Menack at June 08, 2020 09:23 PM (buTO7)

591 531 Sounds like something Chad Norman would say. Haha.

Posted by: April at June 08, 2020 09:23 PM (OX9vb)

592 Amelie Mauresmo

Had a daughter in 2017. From Wiki. Someone had it in for her?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

593 @587

MKUltra is real and it's spectacular.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2020 09:24 PM (t3ssW)

594 >Anyone think that the riots/demonstrations are on
the downslope, and that the Dems are getting ready to roll out the next
thing? What will it be?

Posted by: Splunge

well, they are running out of businesses to to smash and burn
maybe cultural targets nextthey'll certainly attack Trump rallies and those in attendance

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 08, 2020 09:24 PM (iTXRQ)

595 >>> Did misread that?
Posted by: goin' yard at June 08, 2020 09:23 PM (zG0JF)

Did I misread that. Ugh

Posted by: goin' yard at June 08, 2020 09:24 PM (zG0JF)

596 Snack Barr is warming up. I can feel those i's being dotted and t's being crossed as night descends on DC once again.

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2020 09:25 PM (gZ6M8)

597 Watching the rioters marching and being interviewed by the reporter in the street, I noticed a consistency.

All marcher/rioters are spouting the Leftist communist anti-American bullet points with surprising accuracy.

Not an independent thought or comment, but a brick-pallet load of Leftist propaganda.



Non-Playing Characters. Or NPC's for short. A very apt and accurate description of human parrots (and not the pirate type, those at least have some utility).

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 08, 2020 09:25 PM (HaL55)

598 I saw Fredo's Pasty Greasy Butt open for Nine Inch Nails at the Rahm and Barry Bathhouse in South Chicago.

Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2020 09:25 PM (dOV9E)

599 well, they are running out of businesses to to smash and burn
maybe cultural targets nextthey'll certainly attack Trump rallies and those in attendance
Posted by: DB-
-------

That has already happened, just low profile.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2020 09:25 PM (L47aO)

600 Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2020 09:24 PM (t3ssW)

That's some deep dive shit right dere. Not saying it's not possible but damn.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 08, 2020 09:25 PM (IYHxL)

601 Don't call me Fredo, call me the N-word!

Posted by: Nudo Cuomo at June 08, 2020 09:22 PM (FkWqS)


Nitwit? Numbskull?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 09:25 PM (Ev6gs)

602 598 I saw Fredo's Pasty Greasy Butt open for Nine Inch Nails at the Rahm and Barry Bathhouse in South Chicago.
Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2020 09:25 PM (dOV9E)

Thought it was the Ram & Bury...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 08, 2020 09:25 PM (NWiLs)

603 All marcher/rioters are spouting the Leftist communist anti-American bullet points with surprising accuracy.

Not an independent thought or comment, but a brick-pallet load of Leftist propaganda.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 08, 2020 09:21 PM (sy5kK)

Well to be fair most of them were smart enough to get into a college of some sort.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:25 PM (48RE5)

604 Posted by: Vito Corleone at June 08, 2020 09:15 PM (IqfdE)

No mention of you sucking your mom's dick either

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2020 09:26 PM (gZ6M8)

605 Cicero, decent documentary on UToob about the Gustloff, and another smaller German ship with refugees/military that was sunk by a Soviet sub a day or two before or after. Forgot title, shouldn't be too hard to find. Along the lines of the Bob Ballard and Paul Allen-funded war wreck documentation efforts, with some Swedish (?) divers, and an historian. I think neither wreck had ever been visited.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:26 PM (El6T/)

606 Look at what happened in succession to ignite this all.


The Georgia video release in May (two White guys in the truck)

The Karen in the park yelling at the black guy.

The black guy beating the old man in nursing home.

Biden's 'black' comment.

Minny PD killing Floyd.

All in May??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 09:26 PM (wgmJy)

607 "What would really focus the mind and stir the pot is about two dozen indictments and arrests of key people in the FBI, DOJ, CIA and State right about now."

They had some delays. Coronavirus you know.

Posted by: f'd at June 08, 2020 09:26 PM (y0X2p)

608 Not an independent thought or comment, but a brick-pallet load of Leftist propaganda.

Also, you misspelled "brainwashed."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 08, 2020 09:27 PM (HaL55)

609 $60K? Wow. A middling Audi.

Is Colorado one of the states that prohibit guns at protests? Seems like murdering some dude for him not allowing you to drag him out of his car to murder him would bring a higher bond.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - End the systemic racism of affirmative action. at June 08, 2020 09:27 PM (Jzsla)

610 ITC for the win - the Steuben was the other ship. Good documentary, recommended.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:28 PM (El6T/)

611 609 $60K? Wow. A middling Audi.

Is Colorado one of the states that prohibit guns at protests? Seems like murdering some dude for him not allowing you to drag him out of his car to murder him would bring a higher bond.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - End the systemic racism of affirmative action. at June 08, 2020 09:27 PM (Jzsla)

All the more reason to start plowing through those fuckers.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 08, 2020 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

612 585 Wow. Liberal Lawyer "protester" shoots driver in the head in a podunk little Colorado town.



https://tinyurl.com/y8pzuuqn




Nothing but peaceful protests comrades. Nothing but.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 09:22 PM (Ev6gs)

The dancing has begun.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 08, 2020 09:28 PM (d1uFV)

613 I'll laugh if they attack a Trump rally, get the shit kicked out of them, then go crying to the police... who do precisely jack to the power of shit to help them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2020 09:28 PM (6FeV1)

614
No mention of you sucking your mom's dick either


Like that's news.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 09:28 PM (oVJmc)

615 OneEyedJack

Like I'd ogle women that could be my granddaughters age. Their grandmas would have a lot more interest from me. It can not be tantric, mattress-shredding, headboard-smashing, yodel sex all the time.

I bet Rice could tell us about the Deep State.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

616 603 All marcher/rioters are spouting the Leftist communist anti-American bullet points with surprising accuracy.

Not an independent thought or comment, but a brick-pallet load of Leftist propaganda.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 08, 2020 09:21 PM (sy5kK)

Well to be fair most of them were smart enough to get into a college of some sort.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:25 PM (48RE5)


Yeah, I did overlook the obvious.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 08, 2020 09:29 PM (sy5kK)

617 Colorado f head is going to try to say he was in fear for his lifeof being run ovver or some such

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:29 PM (48RE5)

618 Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 09:29 PM (zr5Kq)

619
All the more reason to start plowing through those fuckers.


'I feared for my life' just got a lot more substantiated.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 09:29 PM (oVJmc)

620 It can not be tantric, mattress-shredding, headboard-smashing, yodel sex all the time.

Why the hell not?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 08, 2020 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

621 Ds next move is provoking a hot war. With Iran, probably. Obama, Rice, Jake Sullivan and Benny Rhodes think they they can control that. Kerry will give his buddy Zarif the go ahead. Won't work, but doesn't mean they won't try.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 08, 2020 09:30 PM (ja/kn)

622 A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 09:30 PM (zr5Kq)

623 Recommend looking at that video Guy Mohawk linked. The security camera across the street captured the action pretty clearly. Amazing. A guy pulls up, slows down, as a line of protesters stands in what would be the cross-walk area. The people right in front of him appear to just move out of the way, in a normal fashion - can't see any gestures or anything between driver and them - and a guy just walks up to the passenger window *and shoots the guy in the truck with a handgun*. Jeebus. Broad daylight, intersection in the middle of a small town.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:30 PM (El6T/)

624 Fears of asymptomatic transmission was driving the whole "social distancing" directive.
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 08:17 PM (zr5Kq)

Little-known fact: The Daf car, made in Holland, had an asymptomatic transmission.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2020 09:30 PM (7p6eW)

625
617
Colorado f head is going to try to say he was in fear for his lifeof being run ovver or some such


He was alongside the vehicle.

If that store hadn't happened to have surveillance pointed that way, this guy would be the only one to say what had gone on.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 09:31 PM (oVJmc)

626 Did you hear about the italian chef that died? He pasta way.

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 09:31 PM (zr5Kq)

627 Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.


What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eyed deer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 08, 2020 09:31 PM (HaL55)

628 Memo to self. SJW-catcher on front of the car? Angled to keep them off the front window.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 09:31 PM (u82oZ)

629 622 A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 09:30 PM (zr5Kq)

Whadd'ya call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?


.....


Pastor Dave put up the Nativity Scene a bit too soon after Happy Hour.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2020 09:31 PM (6FeV1)

630 Biden has announced that he's against defunding the police.

A bold move, Bob. Let's see how that works out for him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 08, 2020 09:32 PM (hKLpI)

631


Look at that white supremacist who shot David Dorn. He must have taken off his Hawaiian shirt before they caught him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 09:32 PM (Ev6gs)

632 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 09:14 PM (kVr0X)
----
My ex's family were Estonian nationals fleeing the Russians, were almost boarded on that ship. Were directed to another which made its way to Finland then Germany.

Posted by: BluesFish at June 08, 2020 09:32 PM (WQZ1O)

633 What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no-eyed deer.

All week. Veal. Waitress.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 08, 2020 09:32 PM (HaL55)

634 random commenter, watch the video - very short.

The truck was fully stopped, appeared to be waiting for some of the people to clear out, which they did - just as driver starts to pull slowly away, bam. Absolutely cold-blooded.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:32 PM (El6T/)

635 So is SOP when approaching something like this now to lay on the horn and step on the gas?

Posted by: Vanya at June 08, 2020 09:32 PM (BAsqb)

636 Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Chafing. It's a sad thing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

637 Well to be fair most of them were smart enough to get into a college of some sort.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:25 PM (48RE5)

You don't have to be smart to get into college. Not anymore.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2020 09:33 PM (OzQGF)

638 Memo to self. SJW-catcher on front of the car? Angled to keep them off the front window.

Tesla coil on the roof.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 09:33 PM (oVJmc)

639 For anyone who thinks this isn't gonna end as quickly as it started, did you really think they would shift away so fast from Corona like it never even existed? The wheels for the next phases of gaslighting are already set in motion. They won't look anything like this. It's going to be a different scale. I think more personal. Emotional. I genuinely think they're going to turn our stomachs with stories of Trump molesting children.

The foreign war thing is a good guess too. That's an even bigger scale than what's been going on, if that were possible.

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2020 09:33 PM (gZ6M8)

640 628 Memo to self. SJW-catcher on front of the car? Angled to keep them off the front window.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 09:31 PM (u82oZ)

And an Humungous colander mask thingy

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:33 PM (48RE5)

641 OneEyedJack

Like I'd ogle women that could be my granddaughters age. Their grandmas would have a lot more interest from me. It can not be tantric, mattress-shredding, headboard-smashing, yodel sex all the time.

I bet Rice could tell us about the Deep State.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

Hey, I didn't want to. Past practice demanded it of me.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2020 09:33 PM (z79tQ)

642 A priest, a minister and an rabbit walk into a bar.
And the rabbit says, "I must be a typo."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 08, 2020 09:33 PM (d1uFV)

643 Amelie Mauresmo


Yikes. Greta Van Susterndernden of steroids.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:33 PM (Qf83p)

644 Knock knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 09:34 PM (zr5Kq)

645 The crazy gf who lived in Europe was a bit of yodeler. When she visited and we went to B&Bs in MD or VA, I'd always have to pay more and take the little separate guest-house room. Was fun though.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:34 PM (El6T/)

646
What the hell has gotten into Leo Terrel lately. Somebody gave that dude a red pill.

Wow.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2020 09:34 PM (nw6Hr)

647 Dad joke time?

Why did Mozart sell all of his chickens?


They kept going Bach, Bach, Bach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

648 634 random commenter, watch the video - very short.

The truck was fully stopped, appeared to be waiting for some of the people to clear out, which they did - just as driver starts to pull slowly away, bam. Absolutely cold-blooded.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:32 PM (El6T/)

Oh I did, doesn't mean he won't try it. If he gets the right judge / jury they'll go for it cuz reasons

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:35 PM (48RE5)

649 The dems can't defund the police unless they're setting the controls for the heart of the Sun.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:35 PM (Qf83p)

650 Biden has announced that he's against defunding the police.



A bold move, Bob. Let's see how that works out for him.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 08, 2020 09:32 PM (hKLpI)

With the exception of the very obvious and known Party Platform Differences, I expect 80%+ of Biden's positions to be Trump positions. The other 20% will be traps set for Trump to "respond" to.

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2020 09:35 PM (gZ6M8)

651 Like I'd ogle women that could be my granddaughters age.


It's right about here that a good Steely Dan song would be apropos...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J7IrPVLc4U

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 08, 2020 09:35 PM (HaL55)

652 Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 08, 2020 09:36 PM (eltdf)

653 Next we'll be hearing about how Fredo's minuscule junk looks like a Shar-Pei because he's a grower and not a shower.

Posted by: Fritz at June 08, 2020 09:36 PM (95j/9)

654 Colorado f head is going to try to say he was in fear for his lifeof being run ovver or some such
Posted by: random commenter

He was alongside the vehicle.

If that store hadn't happened to have surveillance pointed that way, this guy would be the only one to say what had gone on.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Well, the vehicle itself tells a story. The bullet hole in the passenger side window says a lot.

And the lack of corpses in the street, or ambulance calls for blunt force trauma injuries (as far as I know from the article), says something about how fast he was going.

Posted by: mikeski at June 08, 2020 09:36 PM (P1f+c)

655 There was a brutal battle scene in this movie I was watching with gf.

One of the main characters got all sorts of maimed in the battle, and I said,

"Oh, man! That general just lost his army!

...

And both of his leggies!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2020 09:37 PM (6FeV1)

656 652 Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 08, 2020 09:36 PM (eltdf)


Commies. Very dangerous. You go first.

Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)

657 639:

"The foreign war thing is a good guess too. That's an even bigger scale than what's been going on, if that were possible."

My biggest fear in the foreign realm is the Deep State and its military and State Department toadies has signaled to China an invasion of Taiwan in October is totes OK. Domestically, we will get a second wave of coronavirus. That may lead to lock down resistance, but still.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 08, 2020 09:37 PM (puu6v)

658 Posted by: Vito Corleone at June 08, 2020 09:15 PM (IqfdE)

No mention of you sucking your mom's dick either



How convenient.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 09:37 PM (yQpMk)

659 Don't go out like that. Head on a swivel and be prepared to eliminate threats.

Posted by: jsg at June 08, 2020 09:37 PM (zrcnm)

660 BackwardsBoy - #WASTF

Thanks! I'm over it.

Back to ogling Allison Stokke.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

661 Well, the vehicle itself tells a story. The bullet hole in the passenger side window says a lot.



And the lack of corpses in the street, or ambulance calls for blunt
force trauma injuries (as far as I know from the article), says
something about how fast he was going.


Posted by: mikeski at June 08, 2020 09:36 PM (P1f+c)

Geez, leave some investigating for the rest of us, Captain CSI.

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2020 09:38 PM (gZ6M8)

662 As a Quarantine Cafe topic, and using the tried and true pass/fail system, I rate this Cafe as

A pasty, greasy FAIL.

Be better, ace.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 08, 2020 09:38 PM (Z4rgH)

663 A priest, a minister and an rabbit walk into a bar.
And the rabbit says, "I must be a typo. Freakin' autocorrect..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


FIFY.

Posted by: Siri at June 08, 2020 09:38 PM (P1f+c)

664 646
What the hell has gotten into Leo Terrel lately. Somebody gave that dude a red pill.

Wow.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2020 09:34 PM (nw6Hr)


Honestly, it is a sight to see.

When the Left has lost Leo Terrell, .............

they won't know because none of them watch Hannity.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 08, 2020 09:38 PM (sy5kK)

665 It's right about here that a good Steely Dan song would be apropos...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J7IrPVLc4U
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 08, 2020 09:35 PM (HaL55)

See that's where ya'll are screwing this up, you don't have to talk to them

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:38 PM (48RE5)

666 Q: what is the difference between erotic and kinky ?
A: erotic is using a feather...kinky is using the whole chicken.

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 09:38 PM (zr5Kq)

Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2020 09:39 PM (WyVLE)

668
When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2020 09:39 PM (nw6Hr)

669 Q: what is the difference between erotic and kinky ?
A: erotic is using a feather...kinky is using the whole chicken.
Posted by: runner


Hah.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:39 PM (Qf83p)

670 not a single ottoman joke
not a comment about Lucien Freud


Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2020 09:40 PM (WyVLE)

671 666 Q: what is the difference between erotic and kinky ?

An extra knuckle deep.

Posted by: jsg at June 08, 2020 09:40 PM (zrcnm)

672 >
Colorado f head is going to try to say he was in fear for his lifeof being run ovver or some such

Posted by: random

surveillance video does not support that claim

I rode thru Alamosa once- it's near Great Sand Dunes NP


Posted by: DB- just DB at June 08, 2020 09:40 PM (iTXRQ)

673 hey, look at me ! I got the numero

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 09:40 PM (zr5Kq)

674 Thanks! I'm over it.

Back to ogling Allison Stokke.



I'd have to be surgically removed from Helen Mirren. Hubba hubba...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 08, 2020 09:40 PM (HaL55)

675 670 not a single ottoman joke
not a comment about Lucien Freud

Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2020 09:40 PM (WyVLE)

Sometimes a pasty naked ass is just a pasty naked ass.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2020 09:41 PM (6FeV1)

676 .what is the difference between erotic and kinky ?

oh I know this!
erotic is using a feather during sex play

kinky is using the whole chicken

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 08, 2020 09:41 PM (iTXRQ)

677 Ottoman

What's this an entire empire based on putting your feet up ?

Posted by: RJD at June 08, 2020 09:41 PM (ucNdt)

678
So in Colorado, a 27 year old lawyer shot a driver who was slowly passing him, is on video, and the guy gets out on a $60k bail?

I have no words. Just wait until people start shooting back.

I honestly believe we are still in the first inning of this Leftist planned meltdown.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 08, 2020 09:42 PM (sy5kK)

679
I'd have to be surgically removed from Helen Mirren. Hubba hubba...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 08, 2020 09:40 PM (HaL55)

Yup, there's a GILF, still not sure I'd want to talk to her though

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:42 PM (48RE5)

680 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 08, 2020 09:40 PM (HaL55)

Stealing this. Thanks.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 08, 2020 09:42 PM (IYHxL)

681 Paige was in the NY Post the other day complaining that she dated lots of athletes who were only interested in using her to get golfing tips


Posted by: Ignoramus at June 08, 2020 08:36 PM (9TdxA)

She ought to date me. I guar-on-fuckin'-tee I won't pester her with questions about golf tips.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2020 09:42 PM (7p6eW)

682 DB- just DB

Alamosa, CO is a nice place. Shame what happened.

Buddy system is not a bad way to travel these days.

And not just with your little friend.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 09:42 PM (u82oZ)

683 From what I've heard Helen Mirren is Ultrawoke.

That's what turned me off her.

No woman is alluring enough for that shit.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:42 PM (Qf83p)

684 what's the difference between a bowling ball and a Karen's schmundie ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2020 09:42 PM (JgrP5)

685 At least most of these companies got to reuse their COVID ads.


Just changed from:

We're here for your during these tough times with COVID-19

To

We're here for our black community during these tough times with systemic racism.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 09:42 PM (wgmJy)

686 Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kayleigh
{OPENS DOOR}

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2020 09:43 PM (gZ6M8)

687 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2020 09:42 PM (7p6eW)

You know how we know those athletes are gay? And retarded?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 08, 2020 09:43 PM (IYHxL)

688
What do you call a musician with no arms or legs?

Stump the band.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2020 09:43 PM (bPH26)

689 Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kayleigh
{OPENS DOOR}
Posted by: ... at June 08, 2020 09:43 PM (gZ6M


..and then you wake up ...

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 09:43 PM (zr5Kq)

690 Yup, there's a GILF, still not sure I'd want to talk to her though

I have it on good authority that that's not necessary.


Will just plain, ol' grunting suffice?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 08, 2020 09:44 PM (HaL55)

691 688
What do you call a musician with no arms or legs?

Bassist.

Posted by: jsg at June 08, 2020 09:44 PM (zrcnm)

692 670 not a single ottoman joke
not a comment about Lucien Freud

Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2020 09:40 PM (WyVLE)

Ya know, I had juuuust about successful bleached that out of the old synapses but Nooooooo, you have to uggh I can't even

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:44 PM (48RE5)

693 What do you call a musician with no arms or legs?


Vocalist?

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:44 PM (Qf83p)

694 From what I've heard Helen Mirren is Ultrawoke.



That's what turned me off her.



No woman is alluring enough for that shit.


Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:42 PM (Qf 83p)

I dunno. I'd be like one of those Garfield car suction thingies on Scarlett Johannsen.

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2020 09:44 PM (gZ6M8)

695 Ottoman

What's this an entire empire based on putting your feet up ?
Posted by: RJD at June 08, 2020 09:41 PM (ucNdt)

---------

The Imperial furniture theme was a clear case of lousy decision-making. Then again, what would you expect? The sultan took his advice from a divan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 09:44 PM (kVr0X)

696 Alberta Oil Peon

She wants you for the engine rebuilds in you. Maybe she drives a Citroën.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

697
not a single ottoman joke

==

Fine...


What's the most comfortable empire?

The Ottoman Empire.

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 09:45 PM (zr5Kq)

698 You guys hear about the new Italian car? The Ronzoni?

Ronzoni when you push it

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2020 09:45 PM (gZ6M8)

699 Someone on an earlier thread said that St. George's family were asking the UN to disarm the police.



First: ?????



Second:
George Floyd was, in effect, killed by some one's knee. Are they
demanding that the police be literally disarmed (and de-legged)?


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 08, 2020 09:46 PM (nAiE/)

700 651 Like I'd ogle women that could be my granddaughters age.


It's right about here that a good Steely Dan song would be apropos...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J7IrPVLc4U
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 08, 2020 09:35 PM (HaL55)


excellent choice.

so many memories.......

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 08, 2020 09:46 PM (sy5kK)

701 Alberta Oil Peon


How do you feel about Plymouth Fury's? Lots of detail?

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:46 PM (Qf83p)

702 Didja hear about the happy Roman?



He was glad 'e ate 'er
thanks you've been a great crowd

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 08, 2020 09:47 PM (iTXRQ)

703



Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 08, 2020 09:46 PM (nAiE/)
Money and clout go a LOOOOONG way.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 08, 2020 09:47 PM (IYHxL)

704 Is Colorado one of the states that prohibit guns at protests? Seems like murdering some dude for him not allowing you to drag him out of his car to murder him would bring a higher bond.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - End the systemic racism of affirmative action. at June 08, 2020 09:27 PM (Jzsla)


I do not know the answer to that, but I do know our legislature is hot for gun control and this guy helps their narrative.

Posted by: Emmie at June 08, 2020 09:47 PM (clsJu)

705 What the hell has gotten into Leo Terrel lately. Somebody gave that dude a red pill.

Wow.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2020 09:34 PM (nw6Hr)


A horrible lawyer, but Im glad he's coming around.

Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2020 09:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

706 Hello gaslight! Is the defund the police the Sistah Soulja moment for Pasty Joe?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 08, 2020 09:48 PM (nFRLh)

707 Alberta Oil Peon

Sorry. Meant a Panhard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

708 What's black and white and red all over? The New York Times!

Posted by: davidt at June 08, 2020 09:48 PM (l3+k2)

709 I'd be FOR forcing police to keep all weapons in the trunk, unloaded like I have to do.

Posted by: Menack at June 08, 2020 09:48 PM (buTO7)

710 so many memories.......
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 08, 2020 09:46 PM (sy5kK)

IDK 19 was a long time ago

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:48 PM (48RE5)

711 Biden says he will defund the Police by not buying any more of their albums.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 09:49 PM (oVJmc)

712 Might as well just lynch Chauvin

a fair trial ?

where, who

Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2020 09:49 PM (JgrP5)

713 FTR, I have no intent upon proposing to Helen Mirren. I don't want to marry her, well, OK, maybe for just one night. If that's what it takes...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 08, 2020 09:49 PM (HaL55)

714 643 Amelie Mauresmo

Yikes. Greta Van Susterndernden of steroids.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:33 PM (Qf83p)


She's got a far manlier jaw line than any man I know. Either she started life as a man, or yeah, she's heavy hand with the 'roids.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 08, 2020 09:49 PM (wGeit)

715 What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator?


A Nun, with spears through her head!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 09:49 PM (yQpMk)

716 Yeah not jumping on the Leo Terrel bandwagon just yet.

He wants something. Appearance money or some shit. Probably nothing noble guides him.

Posted by: jsg at June 08, 2020 09:49 PM (zrcnm)

717 Why do mermaids wear seashells?

They outgrew their B shells.

Posted by: Vanya at June 08, 2020 09:50 PM (BAsqb)

718 "678
So in Colorado, a 27 year old lawyer shot a driver who was slowly passing him, is on video, and the guy gets out on a $60k bail?

I have no words. Just wait until people start shooting back.

I honestly believe we are still in the first inning of this Leftist planned meltdown."

Yes and yes.

Of course, when people start shooting back (it's a testament to them it has taken this long) it will be a hot, full-scale civil war. The only thing that has kept it coolish is the whole affair has been one-sided. Esper and Mattis have indicated whose side they are on. We know who the Administrative State supports. We are on the verge of a bloodbath.

I think the Left will do a false flag terrorist attack on a major event, and it's a good probability it will be an NFL game in October, and blame it on right-wing extremists. These people are evil and, fortunately, impulsive (that keeps them from being totally successful).

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 08, 2020 09:50 PM (puu6v)

719 POUF , you're an empire

Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2020 09:50 PM (JgrP5)

720 699 Someone on an earlier thread said that St. George's family were asking the UN to disarm the police.



First: ?????



Second:
George Floyd was, in effect, killed by some one's knee. Are they
demanding that the police be literally disarmed (and de-legged)?


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 08, 2020 09:46 PM (nAiE/)

-----------------------------------------

That' s what I've never understood about the whole "take a knee" thing going on following Floyd's death. I mean, this whole thing started because of a cop taking a knee. Why would imitating that be some sign of.... respect? servitude?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 09:51 PM (CAJOC)

721 He choose to die. DEATH, BY BUNGA BUNGA!!!

Posted by: Offensive Stereotype of Pacific Islander Headman at June 08, 2020 09:51 PM (kVr0X)

722 Defend the police? I will ALWAYS defend our great police.

Posted by: Joe Biden Talking to His Refrigerator at June 08, 2020 09:51 PM (gZ6M8)

723 I cannot find my big crescent wrench. This is starting to bug the shite out of me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 09:51 PM (yQpMk)

724 552 I'm sort of surprised Africans have a scarf tradition. Seems like it would be too hot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - End the systemic racism of affirmative action. at June 08, 2020 09:16 PM (Jzsla)


The slave catchers wore them as identity "badges" to keep from being detained by their compatriots. How can we start this story on the InterWebs?

Posted by: Gref at June 08, 2020 09:51 PM (AMIL/)

725 I cannot find my big crescent wrench. This is starting to bug the shite out of me.
Posted by: Grump928(C)



It'll be in the last place you look.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:52 PM (Qf83p)

726 That' s what I've never understood about the whole "take a knee" thing going on following Floyd's death. I mean, this whole thing started because of a cop taking a knee. Why would imitating that be some sign of.... respect? servitude?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 09:51 PM (CAJOC)


It's from Colin Kaperhumperdink

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 09:52 PM (wgmJy)

727 I have no words. Just wait until people start shooting back.

Another thing the mostly peaceful beatings have changed is the notion that 6-10 bullets are plenty

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:52 PM (48RE5)

728 723 I cannot find my big crescent wrench. This is starting to bug the shite out of me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 09:51 PM (yQpMk

Just use a vice grip like a normal person.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 09:53 PM (wgmJy)

729 723 I cannot find my big crescent wrench. This is starting to bug the shite out of me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 09:51 PM (yQpMk)

Do you have a brother in law who lives nearby?

Posted by: jsg at June 08, 2020 09:53 PM (zrcnm)

730 I cannot find my big crescent wrench. This is starting to bug the shite out of me.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


It'll be in the last place you look.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:52 PM (Qf83p)

It's in the garage.

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2020 09:53 PM (zr5Kq)

731 223
Isn't "Karen" like "Herbert" on that Star Wars episode with the space hippies?
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 08, 2020 08:23 PM (ARpz5)

===

I reach.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 08, 2020 09:53 PM (EZebt)

732
It'll be in the last place you look.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:52 PM (Qf83p)

-------

Always is. Unless you keep looking after you find it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 09:53 PM (kVr0X)

733 At least most of these companies got to reuse their COVID ads.





Just changed from:



We're here for your during these tough times with COVID-19



To



We're here for our black community during these tough times with systemic racism.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 09:42 PM (wgmJy)


We're all in this hating whitey together

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 09:53 PM (Ev6gs)

734 It'll be in the last place you look.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:52 PM (Qf83p)

aka the last place you had it/put it

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:53 PM (48RE5)

735 726 That' s what I've never understood about the whole "take a knee" thing going on following Floyd's death. I mean, this whole thing started because of a cop taking a knee. Why would imitating that be some sign of.... respect? servitude?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 09:51 PM (CAJOC)


It's from Colin Kaperhumperdink
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 09:52 PM (wgmJy)

------------------------------

Oh, I know where it came from. I just don't understand it in this context, given the circumstances.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 09:54 PM (CAJOC)

736
That' s what I've never understood about the
whole "take a knee" thing going on following Floyd's death. I mean,
this whole thing started because of a cop taking a knee. Why would
imitating that be some sign of.... respect? servitude?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 09:51 PM (CAJOC)

It does seem ironic but obviously the bigger symbolism to them is having white people abase themselves and acknowledge the superiority of those they are kneeling in front of.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 08, 2020 09:54 PM (nAiE/)

737 Retrace your crescent wrench steps.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:54 PM (Qf83p)

738 I cannot find my big crescent wrench. This is starting to bug the shite out of me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 09:51 PM (yQpMk)

Have you looked in the fridge?

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2020 09:55 PM (siRtV)

739 The dems can't defund the police unless they're setting the controls for the heart of the Sun.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:35 PM (Qf83p)


Can they get there in a saucer full of secrets?



Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2020 09:55 PM (Ev6gs)

740


It'll be in the last place you look.


So stop looking, and go back to the last place you looked. It will be there.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 09:55 PM (oVJmc)

741 "...the bigger symbolism to them is having white people abase themselves and acknowledge the superiority of those they are kneeling in front of."

No way. That's just crazy talk right there...

Posted by: navybrat, waiting by the door with a 2 x 4 at June 08, 2020 09:55 PM (w7KSn)

742 732
It'll be in the last place you look.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:52 PM (Qf83p)

-------

Always is. Unless you keep looking after you find it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 09:53 PM (kVr0X)

-------------------------------

I always keep looking, just to thumb my nose at smart-asses.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 09:55 PM (CAJOC)

743 "736
That' s what I've never understood about the
whole "take a knee" thing going on following Floyd's death. I mean,
this whole thing started because of a cop taking a knee. Why would
imitating that be some sign of.... respect? servitude?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 09:51 PM (CAJOC)

It does seem ironic but obviously the bigger symbolism to them is having white people abase themselves and acknowledge the superiority of those they are kneeling in front of."

It is self-abasement in surrender. Just imagine being a cop and told your new partner will be the estrogen-drenched dude who took a knee with the protestors.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 08, 2020 09:56 PM (puu6v)

744 Taking a knee is so brave. So strong. Accomplishes so much.


I mean, how the hell didn't we figure this shit out decades ago? Could have fixed everything a long time ago.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 09:56 PM (wgmJy)

745 I cannot find my big crescent wrench. This is starting to bug the shite out of me.
Posted by: Grump928
------

Extremely annoying, because of the certain knowledge that...it's where you left it.

Happens to me constantly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2020 09:56 PM (830x5)

746 It'll be in the last place you look.

So stop looking, and go back to the last place you looked. It will be there.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 09:55 PM (oVJmc)

That's so crazy, it just might work!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2020 09:56 PM (z79tQ)

747 When I lose something, Mrs. Cicero always asks, "where did you leave it last?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 09:56 PM (kVr0X)

748 Well so far we're at around 20 killed or almost during the festivities to date - and I believe every one of them was either police or the "wrong" side - i.e. normal people, bystanders, shop-owners or their guards, etc. And now this poor guy in CO.

And how are the two police who were run over in Buffalo, and one NYPDer? Haven't seen any info on them.

Oh - one of the racist-authoritarian dimwits on the scoreboard is the old guy in Buffalo, though obviously he wasn't hurt intentionally. If you want to see "hurt intentionally", look at a few of the mob beating clips from last week.

And then there's this scary/weird situation in the Bay Area - the murdered Santa Cruz cop, and the suspect is a USAF security guy - and he's *also* the main suspect in the murder of the security guard at the federal building in Oakland?? This one is all kinds of weird and scary.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:56 PM (El6T/)

749 Have you looked in the fridge?
Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2020 09:55 PM (siRtV)

Found the tv remote in there once. Everybody just looked at each other.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:57 PM (48RE5)

750

That' s what I've never understood about the

whole "take a knee" thing going on following Floyd's death. I mean,

this whole thing started because of a cop taking a knee. Why would

imitating that be some sign of.... respect? servitude?


"Take a knee? Okay, lay down."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 09:57 PM (oVJmc)

751 Seriously? You have something against a vice grip?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 09:57 PM (wgmJy)

752 If we get rid of cops

when it fails

now long would it take to reassemble the police depts ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2020 09:57 PM (JgrP5)

753 The Past Grump is vexing the Present Grump.

Who will inevitably vex the Future Grump.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2020 09:57 PM (Qf83p)

754 Well so far we're at around 20 killed or almost during the festivities to date -

-

Chicago alone was 82 shot, 22 killed on the first weekend of riots.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - End the systemic racism of affirmative action. at June 08, 2020 09:58 PM (yoaGb)

755 The certain way to find the tool? Buy another one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2020 09:58 PM (GBHAb)

756 747 When I lose something, Mrs. Cicero always asks, "where did you leave it last?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 09:56 PM (kVr0X)

Yeah I get that dumbass shit too. What the fuck, woman? If I knew that, I would have married your sister. Shit, was I talking out loud?

Posted by: jsg at June 08, 2020 09:58 PM (zrcnm)

757 Grump - "I cannot find my big crescent wrench."

Wearing it on your hat, like sunglasses?

Oh - a wrench.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:58 PM (El6T/)

758 Chicago alone was 82 shot, 22 killed on the first weekend of riots.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - End the systemic racism of affirmative action. at June 08, 2020 09:58 PM (yoaGb)

---------

Chicago is always a tough competitor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 09:58 PM (kVr0X)

759 723 I cannot find my big crescent wrench. This is starting to bug the shite out of me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 09:51 PM (yQpMk)

-----------------------------

Have you said a prayer to St. Anthony?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 09:58 PM (CAJOC)

760 It might also be worth checking the freezer, too.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2020 09:59 PM (siRtV)

761
Have you looked in the fridge?


Those are crescent ROLLS.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 09:59 PM (oVJmc)

762 https://youtu.be/nKWi3N7cDk8
********
OH to be 16 & be around my High School Crush !!!

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 08, 2020 09:59 PM (GRuJt)

763 my buddy lost his dad's wrench when he was a kid. blamed it on the cat. says his dad trolled him for years after that whenever anything was missing: "I guess Princess took it"

Posted by: x at June 08, 2020 10:00 PM (nFwvY)

764 751 Seriously? You have something against a vice grip?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 09:57 PM (wgmJy)

--------------------------------

Maybe it's with his crescent wrench?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 10:00 PM (CAJOC)

765 I always find my wrenches in the bottom of the tool
Box because I'm too lazy to hang them back on the peg board.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 10:00 PM (wgmJy)

766 How many of these defund protesters think their parole and/or warrants will soon be effectively expunged?

Posted by: Menack at June 08, 2020 10:00 PM (buTO7)

767 Why would

imitating that be some sign of.... respect? servitude?

I guess were lucky this didn't happen because of Abner Louima

broomsticks and bed knobs

Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2020 10:01 PM (JgrP5)

768 Grump is having a big nut problem.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 08, 2020 10:01 PM (Z4rgH)

769 Where did you last need a hammer?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - End the systemic racism of affirmative action. at June 08, 2020 10:01 PM (yoaGb)

770 All my tools are free range.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 10:01 PM (oVJmc)

771
Maybe it's with his crescent wrench?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 10:00 PM (CAJOC)

Maybe they both got tired of his shit and ran away from home.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 10:01 PM (wgmJy)

772 Have you said a prayer to St. Anthony?
Posted by: No One of Consequence
---

Lost tools have a patron saint?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2020 10:01 PM (GBHAb)

773 You should use a box-end anyway.

Posted by: davidt at June 08, 2020 10:01 PM (l3+k2)

774 Of the more than 300,000 votes cast early in person in Georgia, an astonishing 38% were cast by black voters.

Georgia is going to be a problem in November.

Posted by: mariakirilenko at June 08, 2020 10:02 PM (L0JAN)

775 749 Have you looked in the fridge?
Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2020 09:55 PM (siRtV)

Found the tv remote in there once. Everybody just looked at each other.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 09:57 PM (48RE5)


When looking for something, occasionally I spot something else where it should not be. I immediately take it to where it should be. Thank G-d, because the next time I needed that other thing, I'd have spent hours looking for it.

Posted by: Gref at June 08, 2020 10:02 PM (AMIL/)

776 The best part of this is after all the knees have been taken and the SJFruitcakes begin lecturing about how taking a knee doesn't mean anything and doesn't accomplish anything - that only *action* means something. I'm gonna laugh.

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2020 10:02 PM (gZ6M8)

777 lost yor spanner ave ya

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 08, 2020 10:02 PM (iTXRQ)

778 Posted by: mariakirilenko at June 08, 2020 10:02 PM (L0JAN)

Ok JAN

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2020 10:03 PM (gZ6M8)

779 772 Have you said a prayer to St. Anthony?
Posted by: No One of Consequence
---

Lost tools have a patron saint?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2020 10:01 PM (GBHAb)

---------------------------

Not just tools. All lost things.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 10:03 PM (CAJOC)

780 No true Scotsman would use a crescent wrench.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2020 10:03 PM (kVr0X)

781 CNN Cuomo shows his ass? Big deal. Like, a CNN personality does the same thing on every day ending in "y".

Posted by: mrp at June 08, 2020 10:04 PM (Pqytn)

782 You can't tell the size of a bolt by looking at it so you need an all in one ?

Fag.

Posted by: jsg at June 08, 2020 10:04 PM (zrcnm)

783 find the crescent wench

the wrench will nearby

Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2020 10:04 PM (JgrP5)

784
Posted by: mariakirilenko at June 08, 2020 10:02 PM (L0JAN)


This one is totally convincing.

Don't you have enough get-up-and-go to vary your lame routine? Soros won't give you a good performance review at raise time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2020 10:04 PM (oVJmc)

785 Early voting is a problem everywhere.

This is election day. If you're not overseas serving in the military, this is when you can vote.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - End the systemic racism of affirmative action. at June 08, 2020 10:04 PM (yoaGb)

786 Well so far we're at around 20 killed or almost
during the festivities to date - and I believe every one of them was
either police or the "wrong" side - i.e. normal people, bystanders,
shop-owners or their guards, etc. And now this poor guy in CO.



And how are the two police who were run over in Buffalo, and one NYPDer? Haven't seen any info on them.



Oh - one of the racist-authoritarian dimwits on the scoreboard is
the old guy in Buffalo, though obviously he wasn't hurt intentionally.
If you want to see "hurt intentionally", look at a few of the mob
beating clips from last week.



And then there's this scary/weird situation in the Bay Area - the
murdered Santa Cruz cop, and the suspect is a USAF security guy - and
he's *also* the main suspect in the murder of the security guard at the
federal building in Oakland?? This one is all kinds of weird and scary.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2020 09:56 PM (El6T/)

Kinda lopsided still but I think two looters were shot dead. One in St. Louis I think and definitely one in Nebraska.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 08, 2020 10:04 PM (nAiE/)

787 Was it a metric crescent wrench? Those are expensive.

Posted by: davidt at June 08, 2020 10:04 PM (l3+k2)

788 771
Maybe it's with his crescent wrench?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 10:00 PM (CAJOC)

Maybe they both got tired of his shit and ran away from home.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2020 10:01 PM (wgmJy)

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Sounds like the end of a "This Old House" nursery rhyme.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 10:04 PM (CAJOC)

789 I remember I was inside my car once, working on something below the dash, and I lost a screwdriver. Pretty big one, too. I knew absolutely that it was within 48 inches of me, couldn't be anywhere else. Could not find it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 08, 2020 10:05 PM (V2Yro)

790 Nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2020 10:06 PM (u82oZ)

791 Time to apply some Holmesian logic. After looking in all the obvious places, it must be somewhere it shouldn't.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2020 10:06 PM (48RE5)

792 Of course the lost things that really freak me out are when I lose something in the house, and I look for it, and look for it for days, until i finally give up on it. And then I walk downstairs one night and it will be sitting in the middle of the kitchen table.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 08, 2020 10:06 PM (V2Yro)

793 This is election day. If you're not overseas serving in the military, this is when you can vote.

I am surprised they are voting now. I would have figured you had to wait until the conventions were over at the very least.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 10:07 PM (yQpMk)

794 Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 10:04 PM (CAJOC)

Fun fact; when I was under the age of 6 I LOVED that show on PBS.

Fun fact; I can't fix shit in adulthood. My love affair was short lived.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 08, 2020 10:07 PM (IYHxL)

795 787 Was it a metric crescent wrench? Those are expensive.

Posted by: davidt at June 08, 2020 10:04 PM (l3+k2)


LOL Thanks, I'm going to use that someday, and it will generate much hilarity - for me, not the target!

Posted by: Gref at June 08, 2020 10:07 PM (AMIL/)

796 does Grump have a cat?

Posted by: x at June 08, 2020 10:07 PM (nFwvY)

797 794 Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 10:04 PM (CAJOC)

Fun fact; when I was under the age of 6 I LOVED that show on PBS.

Fun fact; I can't fix shit in adulthood. My love affair was short lived.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 08, 2020 10:07 PM (IYHxL)

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PlutoTV on the Roku has a This Old House channel, if you want to relive your childhood.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 10:08 PM (CAJOC)

798 Was it a metric crescent wrench? Those are expensive.



It came with my lefthanded screwdriver set.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 10:08 PM (yQpMk)

799 And then I walk downstairs one night and it will be sitting in the middle of the kitchen table.


I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 10:09 PM (yQpMk)

800 The drums have stopped!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 10:10 PM (yQpMk)

801 Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 10:08 PM (CAJOC)

Thanks I'll watch that. Then feel absolutely like shit because I never became Bob Vila.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 08, 2020 10:10 PM (IYHxL)

802 I remember I was inside my car once, working on something below the dash, and I lost a screwdriver. Pretty big one, too. I knew absolutely that it was within 48 inches of me, couldn't be anywhere else. Could not find it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 08, 2020 10:05 PM (V2Yro)

"Doc, you're not going to believe this. Million in one chance.."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2020 10:10 PM (7p6eW)

803 800 The drums have stopped!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2020 10:10 PM (yQpMk)

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Jumanji!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2020 10:10 PM (CAJOC)

804 Venus and Serena have pretty faces. But man o pete, they are Amazonian in person.

Built like men. Very well-built men.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2020 10:14 PM (6sh7A)

805 'The drums have stopped!'

BASS SOLO!!!

Posted by: navybrat, waiting by the door with a 2 x 4 at June 08, 2020 10:15 PM (w7KSn)

806 He probably had just taking his bath with Clorox added to relieve him of minerals and radiation.

Posted by: Roland Hirsch at June 08, 2020 10:49 PM (oMkPq)

807 437- I want hold and squeeze and hug Eugenie Bouchard after every loss.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2020 08:56 PM

Well, there's plenty of opportunity for that these days. What a flash in the pan she turned out to be.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 08, 2020 11:45 PM (qe5CM)

808 Prosecutors look unkindly on people who carry firearms, when it can easily be construed that the carrier was either looking for or expecting a confrontation. Premeditation.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 09, 2020 12:01 AM (IBMDj)

809 774 Of the more than 300,000 votes cast early in person in Georgia, an astonishing 38% were cast by black voters.

Georgia is going to be a problem in November.
Posted by: mariakirilenko at June 08, 2020 10:02 PM (L0JAN)

Not if we just admit defeat and cancel the elections because the polls say Trump can't win.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 09, 2020 12:16 AM (ejsiI)

810 " I think more personal. Emotional. I genuinely think they're going to turn our stomachs with stories of Trump molesting children."

They tried that already in 2016.

When you talk about child molesters - too many Dems visited Epstein's Island and Trump knows that.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 09, 2020 12:49 AM (HabA/)

811 Gross!

Posted by: Hope Solo's Butthole at June 09, 2020 08:38 AM (+nWCH)

812 Mom likes my nipple rings better than Fredo's butt cheeks.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at June 09, 2020 08:41 AM (+nWCH)

813 Prosecutors look unkindly on people who carry firearms, when it can easily be construed that the carrier was either looking for or expecting a confrontation. Premeditation.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 09, 2020 12:01 AM (IBMDj)




That would depend on if you live in America or some Democrat shithole.

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