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Low-T Men Are Most Threatened by Covid and Become Increasingly Emotional and Hysterical at Suggestions We Reopen the Economy

Dan McLaughlin is one of the worst offenders in the category of "Make-Pretend Conservative who is constantly defending all instances of outrageous leftwing speech, but who can't fucking WAIT to speech-patrol people on the right."

Here xhe goes again.

Always remember that how someone like Dan McLaughlin -- or AllahPundit, or Seth Mandel, etc. -- shows his friends on the left that he is Not Like Those Deplorables is to constantly demonstrate his willingness, nay, eagerness to scold and finger-wag people on the right.

We told these fucking scumbags that we no longer consider them allies or even worthy interlocutors -- and yet still they presume to hall-monitor, tone-police, and Speech Kapo us.

Still they're using us to show their leftist pals that they're Not Like the Bad Conservatives.

Oh, you're not like any conservatives, you liberal bitch-scolds.

Shut the fuck up already, Karen.

By the way, remember that announcement of a new Dispatch podcast that collected a whole two retweets after being posted for two hours?

Well, it's now been posted 19 hours.

Six retweets.

The assholes that pushed the Russia Collusion Conspiracy Theory for three fucking years put "Obamagate" in quotes to show they don't think it's a real thing.

Of course.

When they get their T-levels tested, they should also get their Klout tested.

Six retweets.

Their moms have learned to use Twitter.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas


Update: Noted philosopher of manhood Dan McLaughlin has some further meditations on masculinity.

Oh I see, more life lessons from movies and TV shows. Yes, that's what we've come to expect from the Die Hard Is Christmas set.

Posted by: Ace at 12:15 PM




Comments

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1 Morning Ace.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 14, 2020 12:16 PM (5/XXJ)

2 Whoa

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at May 14, 2020 12:16 PM (Ylvpt)

3 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 14, 2020 12:17 PM (arJlL)

5 First

Posted by: jakee308 at May 14, 2020 12:18 PM (yT99I)

6 Six retweets.

Their moms have learned to use Twitter.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 14, 2020 12:18 PM (5/XXJ)

7 Sorry, we've got nothing to work with here.

Posted by: Hans and Franz at May 14, 2020 12:18 PM (kOpft)

8 Maggie had more T than the Dispatch will ever have.

Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 12:18 PM (T6t7i)

9 Hey. I get to move up one notch anyway.

bye bye MUFF

Posted by: jakee308 at May 14, 2020 12:19 PM (yT99I)

10 Why does his twitter avatar have a pair of panties on it's face? Did Alejandro give him them as a gift after plowing his wife?

Posted by: Flyguy at May 14, 2020 12:19 PM (agVzX)

11
Fantastic quote from Margaret Thatcher.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 14, 2020 12:19 PM (G51Gf)

12 Oy ...

Posted by: Adriane the Jazz Critic ... at May 14, 2020 12:19 PM (LPnfS)

13
David REARBoi......


That name got him picked on at recess didnt it.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 12:19 PM (nw6Hr)

14 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE FRED FLINTSTONE at May 14, 2020 12:18 PM (Pzzpr)

MUFF?

I like it.

Posted by: Methos at May 14, 2020 12:19 PM (kOpft)

15 read the content
deem myself first

Posted by: vmom here's Gen Flynn's book at May 14, 2020 12:19 PM (G546f)

16 How are people like baseball cuck still a thing? Who in their right mind takes these people seriously?

Even if you hate Trump and all that...these guys have literally been wrong about everything. Even if you are on their team, why would you still be listening to them? Boggles the mind.

Posted by: DJ3way at May 14, 2020 12:19 PM (bhPL1)

17 Dan who?

Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2020 12:19 PM (X/Pw5)

18 I can only assume Dispatch staff are required to retweet.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 14, 2020 12:20 PM (XFBHF)

19

I am HIGH T, now cut the crusts off my cucumber sammiches.............................pinky OUT godammit.

Posted by: saf at May 14, 2020 12:20 PM (5IHGB)

20 Crank Troll on aisle 5.

The maniac got in early.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 14, 2020 12:20 PM (yT99I)

21 Pfffft...FAGZ!!

Posted by: dananjcon at May 14, 2020 12:20 PM (u6xw0)

22 is it just me, or does anyone else not know who this is? other than a waste of oxygen...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 14, 2020 12:21 PM (8D42x)

23 How dare you question my manhood!? I shall return fire with a captioned pictured of a woman talking about being a woman!

Posted by: El Kabong at May 14, 2020 12:21 PM (datdl)

24 That is a heckuva return on a $5 million investment, huh?

How many listeners are paying a Dispatch subscription fee, one wonders. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2020 12:21 PM (bDqIh)

25 Don't look at my, I don't have opposable thumbs!

Posted by: The couch at May 14, 2020 12:22 PM (bDqIh)

26 Mister, we could use a dame like Maggie Thatcher again

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 14, 2020 12:22 PM (iTXRQ)

27 willard:

528
I'm going to be happy. I'm going camping with friends this weekend. I'm going to go where I can and do what I want and be happy. I will not let the killjoy leftists turn my summer miserable. Fuck them.

Might I suggest the beautiful beaches at LaPush?
Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket


nope, too rainy this time of year. we are going to the dry side. morons. camping. campfire.

heh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2020 12:22 PM (d7Ww2)

28 LowT-ball Crank

Posted by: x at May 14, 2020 12:22 PM (nFwvY)

29 Uh, Founder's would be stunned.

They'd be hanging out at the Green Dragon Tavern in Boston, putting on makeup to go dump that latest batch of Chinese Manufactured masks that just arrived in the harbor.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2020 12:22 PM (NgKpN)

30 You're first in my book (to coin a phrase), vmom.

Posted by: creeper at May 14, 2020 12:22 PM (XxJt1)

31 These fellows need hormone therapy.

Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium at May 14, 2020 12:22 PM (EgshT)

32 Anyone want ten pallets of Mueller is Coming t-shirts?

Posted by: National Review at May 14, 2020 12:22 PM (yokAj)

33 I read the post twice, and still don't know what it's about.

"Here xhe goes again.

C'mon, man. This is weak stuff.

-- Dan McLaughlin
"

Ummmm...what?

Scratches head.

Posted by: zombie at May 14, 2020 12:23 PM (N9G0H)

34 I think the founders would drop a sizeable loaf over the idea that our wise governors sent a contagious person with a disease that mainly kills old people into a group home which mainly has old people.

But that's just me.

When they did that, they violated the entire contract and the public agreed reason to quarantine EVERYBODY.

Now, we're just trying to preserve liberty, while the con is still fresh.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2020 12:23 PM (Eicbe)

35 The founders didn't care too much. John Adams authored the Declaration during a small-pox pandemic.

Posted by: Citation X Driver at May 14, 2020 12:23 PM (+G2jw)

36 we are going to the dry side. morons. camping. campfire.

heh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2020 12:22 PM (d7Ww2)

Woot!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 14, 2020 12:23 PM (xPrBU)

37 Well, they can always get a job at Buzzfeed.


Oh wait --

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2020 12:23 PM (bDqIh)

38 Interestingly, men die of Covid at a higher rate than women. One might have expected low-T to lower men's mortality.

Assuming we could define what men are, and I think we all know we can't, because social construct.

Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 12:23 PM (T6t7i)

39 I am upgrading my lawn equipment and going cordless and I don't know what to do with the old stuff.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 14, 2020 12:23 PM (dKiJG)

40 Do you have difficulty getting a boner, Mr. McLaughlin?

Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium at May 14, 2020 12:24 PM (EgshT)

41 To be fair, it doesn't sound like Dan McLauglin has been able to douche regularly. I've heard that can make a simp even more "cranky".

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 14, 2020 12:24 PM (ShJ3E)

42 That is a heckuva return on a $5 million investment, huh?

It's WHO you know ...

... and obviously I don't know anybody, cause I've never seen $5 to invest in a hare brained scheme let alone $5 million.

Ah well.

Posted by: Adriane the Jazz Critic ... at May 14, 2020 12:24 PM (LPnfS)

43 Who would possibly retweet those fake conservatives?

The Left knows that these are turncoats being paid to spout leftwing blather.

The Right know that these are turncoats being paid to spout leftwing blather.

It's down to about 2 dozen of them retweeting each other.

Posted by: Boots at May 14, 2020 12:24 PM (oGBso)

44 Six retweets.

Their moms have learned to use Twitter.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas

Bingo!! Folks we have a winner!

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 14, 2020 12:24 PM (otQMi)

45 But it wasn't Muh Principles that laid them to rest was

The Low-T of high-heeled soibois ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 12:24 PM (WqPYg)

46 Eh, I like Dan. Maybe it is the baseball stuff. He defends (in words) his own, but he doesn't insufferably tweet like French.

Still I wouldn't count on him when the bullets start flying.

Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 12:24 PM (sX1BW)

47 Anyone want ten pallets of Mueller is Coming t-shirts?
Posted by: National Review at May 14, 2020 12:22 PM (yokAj)
---
I've been told that what happens in the privacy of one's own bedroom is not my business.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2020 12:25 PM (Eicbe)

48 So we're all gonna die....? yeah... It's inevitable... Sad to see such wimps as this..... Sort of on topic... 'Faux" Whistleblower is testifying right now to the House.. Trump killed us all!!!

Posted by: It's me donna at May 14, 2020 12:25 PM (Zmnko)

49 I can only assume Dispatch staff are required to retweet.


The Great Loyalty Oath Crusade

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 14, 2020 12:25 PM (+QDTy)

50 Low T = Karen

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 12:25 PM (ptqGC)

51 >>Uh, Founder's would be stunned.

They'd be hanging out at the Green Dragon Tavern in Boston, putting on makeup to go dump that latest batch of Chinese Manufactured masks that just arrived in the harbor.



You forgot the part about drinking a lot of beer first They did meet at a tavern for a reason!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2020 12:25 PM (bDqIh)

52 Man, it is getting hard to tell the good from the bad from the disgusting.

Luckily the insane are still easy enough to identify.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at May 14, 2020 12:25 PM (af5xa)

53 Burr is stepping down as intel com chair

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 14, 2020 12:25 PM (8D42x)

54 I think my problem with this whole twatter culture is I can't tell who is responding to whom, and why it should matter what any one of these twats have to say.

It really is like middle school mean girl drama.

The personalities, the grudges, the snipes, the swarms.

Everybody operates by these rules, both left and right. And my brain just can't track with all of it. Which is generally when I start thinking of taking a blow torch to the whole thing.

Seriously, among the goals of the "right" should be the destruction of corporate media, including twatter and facecrook. That should be the first thing that is on the agenda. Then after that, do Hollowwood, but they seem to be hellbent on destroying themselves already.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2020 12:25 PM (hku12)

55 Well, they can always get a job at Buzzfeed.


Oh wait --

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2020 12:23 PM (bDqIh)
------------------------------

Or Vice!

Oh wait......

Posted by: Boots at May 14, 2020 12:25 PM (oGBso)

56 If an alien civilization took Dan McLaughlin and George Will as representative of human beings, they'd believe that baseball is enjoyed by clueless dorks who pretend to be what they aren't.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2020 12:26 PM (y7DUB)

57 Joe Scarborough had another complete meltdown this morning.

Low T.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

58 When they did that, they violated the entire contract and the public agreed reason to quarantine EVERYBODY.

----------

John Adams' daughter had her breast removed without any anesthesia.




Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 12:26 PM (sX1BW)

59 The founders didn't care too much. John Adams authored the Declaration during a small-pox pandemic.

That's spelled PANDEMIC!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Karen at May 14, 2020 12:26 PM (5/XXJ)

60 Sounds OK to me.

Posted by: Rachel Levine at May 14, 2020 12:26 PM (eJISW)

61 From 2 to 6 retweets...

We've TRIPLED our audience!

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 14, 2020 12:26 PM (Z4rgH)

62 we are going to the dry side. morons. camping. campfire.

heh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2020 12:22 PM (d7Ww2)

Woot!!
Posted by: Jordan61

Have fun and stay safe, Ladies !

Posted by: JT at May 14, 2020 12:26 PM (arJlL)

63 I'm now beginning to understand how the migrations will happen.

One thing that bothered my about the end times books about how the USofA was going to split mostly along political/cultural lines was why would people move?

And now I see. If the Govs of the Left continue to lock down their citizens and arrest those who don't follow along then a lot of folks will take the hint and move to friendlier climes. Politically that is.

Luckily I only have a little bit to go as West Virginia has been far and away a much better state to be in than PA.

Now to find some Karen who's living in Idaho or someplace that desperately needs to get closer to the center of the Liberal Hell.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 14, 2020 12:26 PM (yT99I)

64 Burr is stepping down as intel com chair
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 14, 2020 12:25 PM (8D42x)
---
Wow. Washington takes down GOP(even-e) fast!

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2020 12:26 PM (Eicbe)

65 53
Burr is stepping down as intel com chair


I reckon it won't be long before he wants to spend more time with his family.

Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 12:26 PM (T6t7i)

66 Holy shit! I'm only six retweets away from being as powerful as these guys. Maybe I should join twitter?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 12:26 PM (z79tQ)

67
Maggie had more T than the Dispatch will ever have.
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 12:18 PM (T6t7i)






Boy George has more T than the Dispatch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2020 12:27 PM (EGyGV)

68 I am upgrading my lawn equipment and going cordless and I don't know what to do with the old stuff.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 14, 2020 12:23 PM (dKiJG)


Rehome ??

They sell used "home things" much like Goodwill sells used clothes ...

Posted by: Adriane the Jazz Critic ... at May 14, 2020 12:27 PM (LPnfS)

69 IMHO Twitter is destroying the media.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 14, 2020 12:27 PM (XFBHF)

70 Burr is stepping down as intel com chair
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 14, 2020 12:25 PM (8D42x)


Best news I've heard this week... in a week with LOTS of good news.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2020 12:27 PM (hku12)

71 I saw Low-T Men open for Culture Club in 84 at the Spectrum

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 14, 2020 12:27 PM (/6GbT)

72 I'm starting to think the final form of NeverTrump is a girls night out Chippendales.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 14, 2020 12:27 PM (datdl)

73 Mags would probably have been repulsed by Trump. Probably, based purely on etiquette and class conditions. Yet for all their differences, they had two things in common. Distrust of the EU, and ten ton balls.

So she would have been an even more solid ally than BoJo.

Posted by: trev006 at May 14, 2020 12:27 PM (N+zYB)

74 I think my problem with this whole twatter culture is I can't tell who is responding to whom, and why it should matter what any one of these twats have to say.

It really is like middle school mean girl drama.


I agree. It was much better in Middle and High School when if you had a disagreement with someone, you just meet behind the gym after school. It never lasted more than one or 2 punches

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2020 12:27 PM (nRk/c)

75
My advice for liberal soi bois:

Lift something heavy, eat a piece of red meat, get out in the sunshine, ask your wife's boyfriend if you can take a turn on her.

Man up and you'll find yourself happier in life.

Pasty, whining, scoldy and surrounded by green haired lesbos is no way to go through life.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2020 12:27 PM (BEnMN)

76 51 >>Uh, Founder's would be stunned.

They'd be hanging out at the Green Dragon Tavern in Boston, putting on makeup to go dump that latest batch of Chinese Manufactured masks that just arrived in the harbor.



You forgot the part about drinking a lot of beer first They did meet at a tavern for a reason!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2020 12:25 PM (bDqIh)

Yeah, was trying to figure out who they would disguise themselves as, but nothing made sense.

Antifa? Trannies? Moslems?

Dressing as anything like that would get them arrested for a hate crime.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2020 12:27 PM (NgKpN)

77 Are we still giving attention to that brain-damaged reprobate David French?

His crass and feeble attempts at manipulation is insulting in its sophistry.

If that Pharisee wants to wear The Veil, then xe should don the burka and sit in silent servitude.

Even Allah would be embarrassed to have this asshole counted among him.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 14, 2020 12:27 PM (C+evo)

78 Maybe they can ask to get their t-levels checked the next time they go in for a pap smear.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 14, 2020 12:27 PM (ZGjQ7)

79 Maggie had more T than the Dispatch will ever have.
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 12:18 PM (T6t7i)






Boy George has more T than the Dispatch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur



Liberace was the king of T compared to these guys.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 12:28 PM (xT+ue)

80

Baseball with a mask. Is everyone proud to be masked?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2020 12:28 PM (aKsyK)

81 Jonah has a podcast?

How 2009.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 12:28 PM (oVJmc)

82 SO CAN anybody tell me why J Goldberg bolted from NR?

somebody fail a conservative purity test or something?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 14, 2020 12:28 PM (iTXRQ)

83 Hiya Jordan!

I wanna see a flaming skull today. And carefully pack it to start our campfire.

heh.

so Ace, what do you predict in the thursday document dump?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2020 12:28 PM (d7Ww2)

84 >>Joe Scarborough had another complete meltdown this morning.

Low T.
- - -

Trump is resurrecting the dead intern stuff right when Joe would be cranking up his Obama admin defense programming to "11."

Got to be jarring and enraging that Trump would strike like that. LOL!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2020 12:28 PM (bDqIh)

85 When they get their T-levels tested, they should also get their Klout tested.

_________



That's an acronym of "Kegel exercises for louts," amirite?

Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 12:28 PM (WqPYg)

86 we are going to the dry side. morons. camping. campfire.

heh.
Posted by: nurse ratched

If you make it north of Spokane, honk as you drive by. I'll be that friendly guy who gives you a wave and a tip of my do rag.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 14, 2020 12:28 PM (otQMi)

87
whitehouse.gov
2:15 PM EDT (about an hour and a half from now)
President Trump Delivers Remarks at Owens & Minor, Inc. Distribution Center
Allentown, PA

Posted by: m at May 14, 2020 12:28 PM (IIoSq)

88 Get rid of those corrupt Republicans!

Posted by: Schiff at May 14, 2020 12:28 PM (4b5HK)

89 Who cares what they say? Your anger only makes them stronger.

Posted by: JebPilled at May 14, 2020 12:28 PM (QUqEV)

90
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Posted by: m at May 14, 2020 12:29 PM (IIoSq)

91 Baseball with a mask. Is everyone proud to be masked?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2020 12:28 PM (aKsyK)

Your kidding right? They are not suggesting MLB players wear masks are they?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2020 12:29 PM (nRk/c)

92 Do you sometimes feel like a motherless child, Dan?

Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium at May 14, 2020 12:29 PM (EgshT)

93 I'm fine with Burr being investigated, but let me know when they subpoena DiFi's cellphone for the same reason.

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 14, 2020 12:29 PM (qe5CM)

94 82
SO CAN anybody tell me why J Goldberg bolted from NR?


You misspelled "was sacked".

Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 12:29 PM (T6t7i)

95 Still they're using us to show their leftist pals that they're Not Like the Bad Conservatives.

Oh, you're not like any conservatives, you liberal bitch-scolds.
---
When you say "I'm not a bad conservative", the left appends "--like every other conservative".

You have to know your audience. These people have made no attempt to know their audience, they keep stabbing conservatives in the back with the ORIGINAL meaning of the phrase "virtue signaling".

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2020 12:29 PM (Eicbe)

96 It really is like middle school mean girl drama.

Which goes a long way in understanding the arrested emotional and intellectual development among these adolescents trapped in adult bodies.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 14, 2020 12:29 PM (C+evo)

97 Ooooh, we're getting called out by David French! Shake in your boots everyone.

Our founders would be appalled at gutless wonders like French being able to earn a living at doing anything.

Posted by: Cheri at May 14, 2020 12:29 PM (oiNtH)

98 What do these gutless cocksuckers know about the Founding Fathers? NOTHING!!! The Founding Fathers had nerve and guts. These nutless blunders have cock breath.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 12:30 PM (o2MD2)

99 The people who keep promising us "if we open the economy we are literally all going to die" also promised:

President Hillary
Russian Colloooshion
War with North Korea
War with Iran
ISIS to overrun everything
Trump to Appoint Liberal Sister from NJ to SC
More Hurricanes - and then we didn't get any for a decade
Earth to Heat Up - It has "paused" for 22 years
Warmer Oceans - The heat is mysteriously "trapped"
Rising Sea Levels - bzzzzt
Walls Closing in on Trump

Should we be keeping track of this stuff? I feel like we should be keeping track of this stuff.



Posted by: ... at May 14, 2020 12:30 PM (yokAj)

100 F MLB

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 14, 2020 12:30 PM (/6GbT)

101 Holy crap, Mirror Universe Fred Flinstone (MUFF? heh) just ripped off one of my schticks around here. I don't know whether to be honored or ashamed ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 12:30 PM (WqPYg)

102 Joe Scarborough had another complete meltdown this morning.
Quick! Someone do a head-count of all the interns!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2020 12:31 PM (TQ/zJ)

103 91 Baseball with a mask. Is everyone proud to be masked?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2020 12:28 PM (aKsyK)

Your kidding right? They are not suggesting MLB players wear masks are they?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2020 12:29 PM (nRk/c)

I don't see no problem with it!

Posted by: MLB Catcher at May 14, 2020 12:31 PM (NgKpN)

104 I'm fine with Burr being investigated, but let me know when they subpoena DiFi's cellphone for the same reason.

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 14, 2020

That's not how this works.


Lolgf

Posted by: DOJ at May 14, 2020 12:31 PM (4b5HK)

105 These fellows need hormone therapy.
Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium at May 14, 2020 12:22 PM (EgshT)


Which way?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 14, 2020 12:31 PM (pxDdN)

106 If you make it north of Spokane, honk as you drive by. I'll be that friendly guy who gives you a wave and a tip of my do rag.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket

is there a reason you aren't joining us?
contact mark andrew edwards if you need directions.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2020 12:31 PM (d7Ww2)

107 these are the people who think they will represent the Conservative Republican point of view on CNN, MSNBC, etc when Trump loses, Biden resigns, and Hillary becomes the first president with a vajajay since Obama.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 14, 2020 12:31 PM (4a9Vv)

108 for your listening pleasure.@whignewtons, @JonahDispatch, @DavidAFrench discuss



Liberace: They're so effeminate

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2020 12:31 PM (VKZ1F)

109 Any Morons near Allentown?

Posted by: m at May 14, 2020 12:31 PM (IIoSq)

110 David French is the sort of man the word "pusillanimous" was invented for.

Baseball Crank is merely fat, old, and irrelevant.

Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at May 14, 2020 12:31 PM (Gyhs0)

111 If the Founding Fathers saw David French was the result of their experiment, they would be going out for milk and cigarettes and telling us they'll be "right back".

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (yokAj)

112 Your kidding right? They are not suggesting MLB players wear masks are they?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2020 12:29 PM (nRk/c)

_______


Are there no men left in professional sports? Well, at least, male professional sports?

Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (WqPYg)

113 Michigan has had TWO rallies at the capital, crowded and for the most part unmasked, and continues to decline not only in infection and death rates but the percentage of those in the country.

So much for "prolonging" our home arrest.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (Eicbe)

114 Mags would probably have been repulsed by Trump. Probably, based purely on etiquette and class conditions.

She was regularly trashed by the elites as a merchant's daughter. Trump's behavior with furrin dignitaries has been greatly superior to Gaylord's.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (y7DUB)

115 I love the smell of Soy in the morning!

Smells like...defeat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (9oAtN)

116 we are going to the dry side. morons. camping. campfire.

heh.
Posted by: nurse ratched
-----
Just taked up the van, picked up a couple of last minute item.

Packing the van this afternoon.

Wah hey!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (4o2K3)

117 Baseball Cuck has offered further meditations on masculinity.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (PbpT7)

118 This mask mania certainly has taken on a life of its own, no?

Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (EgshT)

119 As I noted in the last thread, I'm depressed by Boomer conservatives I know, people who voted for Trump in '16, going all hysterical Karen right now because they feel vulnerable to the disease and are retired or not feeling the financial impact.

Principles and perspective vanish quickly when fear takes over.

It's not a surprise to me that Trump's numbers appear to have slipped among the elderly. What is heartening is that they are up among younger people who are sick of this shit. So maybe it'll balance out in November. The millennials might redeem themselves yet.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (HabA/)

120 I don't have the link, but Dave Portnoy of Barstool sports has an incredible rant about Flattening the Curve on twitter. Worth finding and watching!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (trdmm)

121 61 From 2 to 6 retweets...

We've TRIPLED our audience!

.....

Exponential growth.

A significant spike, the numbers have tripled in one week.



Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (BEnMN)

122 Obesity and low-T being major factors in dying from the WuFlu, I guess I can see why so many NeverTrumpers are concerned.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (+7yf7)

123 If an alien civilization took Dan McLaughlin and George Will as representative of human beings, they'd believe that baseball is enjoyed by clueless dorks who pretend to be what they aren't.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2020 12:26 PM (y7DUB)


Just think, if the world was somehow destroyed, and aliens came along and found DNA to remake humanity.. and the only DNA they found was Will's and McLaughlin's, there would be no dungarees, and baseball would be played on a stratomatic device.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (hku12)

124 Joe Scarborough had another complete meltdown this morning.

Low T.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

------

Was it about Trumps Tweet about his dead intern. Please tell me it was about the tweet about his dead intern.

Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (nw6Hr)

125 David French is the sort of man the word "pusillanimous" was invented for.

Baseball Crank is merely fat, old, and irrelevant.
Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at May 14, 2020 12:31 PM (Gyhs0)
---
I prefer to misspell it: pussillanimous.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM (Eicbe)

126 Ah, Dan the Baseball Cuck, now a noted 19th century historian.

What the fuck ever, cuck. Those tweets tell me something though...you watch way too many movies and TV shows and suffer from thinking they substitute for actual scholarship.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM (TB7HE)

127 82 SO CAN anybody tell me why J Goldberg bolted from NR?

somebody fail a conservative purity test or something?
Posted by: DB- just DB.

it's no so much that. it's more that Jonah keeps acing his Prog SATs.

Posted by: x at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM (nFwvY)

128 104- Lolgf
Posted by: DOJ at May 14, 2020 12:31 PM

Sad but true!

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM (qe5CM)

129 If an alien civilization took Dan McLaughlin and George Will as representative of human beings, they'd believe that baseball is enjoyed by clueless dorks who pretend to be what they aren't.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2020 12:26 PM (y7DUB)

Have either of those guys actually played? I find it hard to believe if they did.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM (z79tQ)

130 The way the more spaghetti-spined of the conservative types name their on-line webzines is very compelling. So much so I think it is time Ace renamed the blog. A name that will clearly establish his place. Suggested names:

The Shieldwall

Liberty's Fortress

The Missive

The Hill to Die On

The He-Ewok's Treehouse


(Some of these may be more tongue in cheek than others.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Poetry Power! Sonnets of the Shut-Ins Available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM (p89bM)

131 President Trump Delivers Remarks at Owens Minor, Inc. Distribution Center

Allentown, PA
---
How is that supposed to work when PA is closed down?

Oh...

Posted by: Methos at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM (kOpft)

132 Are there" Low T Centers" in the Washington, DC metro area?

Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM (NiXyF)

133
Mister, we could use a dame like Maggie Thatcher again
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 14, 2020 12:22 PM (iTXRQ)




Her hubby was kind of a badass too.

After the SAS liberated the Iranian Embassy from terrorists back in '80, the Thatchers met with the strike team that evening in Hereford... and had beers with them.

Denis Thatcher then began to scold the SAS troopers (while they were still covered in soot, terrorist blood and stinking of cordite) because they left one of the terrorists alive.

At least, that's the story. Don't know if it's true, don't really care.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM (EGyGV)

134 113 Michigan has had TWO rallies at the capital, crowded and for the most part unmasked, and continues to decline not only in infection and death rates but the percentage of those in the country."

But of course, Governor Nazi will take credit for that.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM (HabA/)

135 Seems on-topic - Buzzfeed has pulled the plug on its UK and Australia operations.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at May 14, 2020 12:34 PM (uhPTO)

136 >>>>If you've ever watched a John Wayne or Clint Eastwood Western, you'll notice that the guy who runs his mouth, swaggers, & talks a big game is never the hero. He's usually the guy who gets shot by Clint or the Duke.

This is why the 'c*ck' and 'simp' memes persist for so long; it clearly bothers the NeverTrump types to have their masculinity questioned.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 14, 2020 12:34 PM (datdl)

137 I'm fine with Burr being investigated, but let me know when they subpoena DiFi's cellphone for the same reason.

ChiFi is protected, not just being a long standing member in the D party, but she is protected because our government is a client satellite of the Communist Chinese.

If she were to be disciplined for anything, it would come down from a command from the Government's head - Xi Jinping.

Trump has no authority in this matter, the Deep State salutes the CCP flag.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 14, 2020 12:34 PM (C+evo)

138 Time to smother a lot of people in the bubble wrap they are clamoring for.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2020 12:34 PM (g3OWe)

139 French needs to have an intimate relationship with a 2 X 4.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 12:34 PM (o2MD2)

140 Everything you need to know about how the west was settled you can get by watching Tombstone and Younguns.

Fight me.



Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 12:34 PM (sX1BW)

141 John Adams' daughter had her breast removed...

Why?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 14, 2020 12:34 PM (5/XXJ)

142 Low-T faggitz.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 12:35 PM (NWiLs)

143 I would like the neverTrumpers to just once say something that is not entirely predictable.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 14, 2020 12:35 PM (XFBHF)

144 "Also, in real life, the West wasn't settled by the Clint Eastwood loner types. It was settled by the Pa Ingalls types, men in covered wagons with a wife, a bunch of kids in tow, a Bible, a gun, & a lot of quiet patience."

Who were generally LEFT THE FUCK ALONE BY THE GOVERNMENT, you scoldilocks bitch.

That part's vitally important, you ignorant pussy.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at May 14, 2020 12:35 PM (T8HPM)

145 I'm fine with Burr being investigated, but let me know when they subpoena DiFi's cellphone for the same reason.

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 14, 2020
---
Actually you named the person who dumped more than all the other senators combined.

Chris Plante laid it out. Burr dropped a fraction of what Chinanne Chinstein did.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2020 12:35 PM (Eicbe)

146 Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 12:30 PM (WqPYg)


Note his hash: piss poor Pzzpr

Posted by: jakee308 at May 14, 2020 12:36 PM (yT99I)

147 141
John Adams' daughter had her breast removed...



Why?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas

Just like when she killed her sensei
She never said why

Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 12:36 PM (T6t7i)

148 But it wasn't Muh Principles that laid them to rest was

The Low-T of high-heeled soibois


Excellent

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2020 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

149 111
If the Founding Fathers saw David French was the result of their
experiment, they would be going out for milk and cigarettes and telling
us they'll be "right back".


Posted by: ... at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (yokAj)

________


I've been assured that this place is no longer funny and doesn't do what is required of it which, of course, is to make me think. And yet I still frequent it for some reason ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 12:36 PM (WqPYg)

150 Anyone want ten pallets of Mueller is Coming t-shirts?


He's breathing hard, but that's just the COPD.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2020 12:36 PM (C1H3H)

151 By the way, remember that announcement of a new Dispatch podcast that collected a whole two retweets after being posted for two hours?

Well, it's now been posted 19 hours.

Six retweets.

-
But those six are movers and shakers. You know, thought leaders.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 14, 2020 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)

152 But Die Hard *IS* Christmas.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 14, 2020 12:36 PM (E+OcO)

153 This is why the 'c*ck' and 'simp' memes persist for
so long; it clearly bothers the NeverTrump types to have their
masculinity questioned.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 14, 2020 12:34 PM (datdl)

Why question what ain't present?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Poetry Power! Sonnets of the Shut-Ins Available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2020 12:36 PM (p89bM)

154 Your kidding right? They are not suggesting MLB players wear masks are they?

Posted by: Nevergiveup



Only when there's a play at a base.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 12:37 PM (xT+ue)

155 It's not a surprise to me that Trump's numbers appear to have slipped among the elderly. What is heartening is that they are up among younger people who are sick of this shit. So maybe it'll balance out in November. The millennials might redeem themselves yet.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (HabA/)


Within my own limited experience, I don't know of any movement toward or away from Trump as a result of all this. Except my 60-something mom: I don't know how she voted in '16 but I suspect it wasn't for Trump, who she's never really been a fan of on a personal level; not long ago, though, she asked me if I thought this whole thing was a hoax cooked up to take him out. So she might have been nudged in his direction.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 14, 2020 12:37 PM (pxDdN)

156 Burr is stepping down as intel com chair
Posted by: SturmToddler


Ha! Ha!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOifa1WrOnQ

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at May 14, 2020 12:37 PM (vcOmj)

157 Michigan has had TWO rallies at the capital, crowded and for the most part unmasked, and continues to decline not only in infection and death rates but the percentage of those in the country.

So much for "prolonging" our home arrest.
Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2020 12:32 PM (Eicbe)


Three, but it kinda got rained out today.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 14, 2020 12:37 PM (t+qrx)

158 I think my problem with this whole twatter culture is I can't tell who is responding to whom, and why it should matter what any one of these twats have to say.

It really is like middle school mean girl drama.

----------------
I agree. It was much better in Middle and High School when if you had a disagreement with someone, you just meet behind the gym after school. It never lasted more than one or 2 punches
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2020 12:27 PM (nRk/c)


Which is of course, one of the problems with these "men." Most of them have never hit anyone. Never actually thrown a punch, and more importantly, none of them have never been hit.

Such an important life lesson, knowing one's actions have the potential to cause bleeding. Especially one's own.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2020 12:37 PM (hku12)

159 Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 12:30 PM (WqPYg)


Note his hash: piss poor Pzzpr
Posted by: jakee308 at May 14, 2020 12:36 PM (yT99I)


Gotta admit, sometimes Minx 0.7 alpha is perfect.

Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2020 12:37 PM (NiXyF)

160 Baseball is for fags.

Now I know that won't be a popular opinion for some here, but it's true.

You're watching a bunch of guys hitting another guy's balls with a hard sorta dick shaped object.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2020 12:37 PM (j3npP)

161 Very easy acid test to identify them. If they take faux pride in being the 'one good man'.

Posted by: Esch at May 14, 2020 12:37 PM (uJVb7)

162 whoot!

capt obvious! have a safe drive!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2020 12:37 PM (d7Ww2)

163 Did Pa Ingalls think a hot dog was a sandwich and flirt-fight with other chubby men all day on Twitter too?

Posted by: El Kabong at May 14, 2020 12:38 PM (datdl)

164 You can't spell 'Dan Laughlin' without 'laugh.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 12:38 PM (oVJmc)

165 A hot dog is a sandwich.

Yea or Nay?

Discuss among yourselves.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at May 14, 2020 12:38 PM (T09ml)

166 I think we have given them enough attention here. A leopards spots are right twice per day.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2020 12:38 PM (Xlhf2)

167 I get so damned tired of these sanctimonious Twatter harridans. (And yes, the males qualify as harridans.) They're utterly predictable and tiresome.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 14, 2020 12:38 PM (O+I8R)

168 Posted by: m at May 14, 2020 12:31 PM (IIoSq)


Sure. But I'm not driving to Allentown if Jesus was to show up.

Place is infested. All the New Jerseyites flooding over the Delaware Gap.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 14, 2020 12:38 PM (yT99I)

169 I am sick and tired of this bullshit from people like Powers and I am sick of people who know how the system actually works allowing these people to
get away with this crap.


For the last time, the way someone requests and receives intelligence product is well understood, controlled and implemented.


You cannot just email Bob from the NSA to send you some intel product.


You need to be logged onto a terminal or computer workstation, to log on you need to have your physical id card inserted into a card reader that is either part of the keyboard or attached to the system, you
then have to log on using your credentials.


If you remove your card, you are logged off.
If you are idle, you are logged off.
If you have the access and authority you can log into
different request/ticket/queue systems.


You make your requests in the system.


If you have the authority/access for the request, you will receive the product in one of two ways.


Within the system or a hard copy which is delivered to you for an interval, then it's collected
at some specified time and or access to view the material is ended, requiring you to make
additional requests.


Intelligence product is only ever emailed in the rarest of instances and that only happens
via transcription.


Remember when Hillary had her people transcribe sensitive material from the secure system to
an email so she could email it to herself?


That is what would have to happen to see this material in an email.


You remember how Patraius got busted giving classified information to his lover?


He got busted because the DOD wanted the documents back and he no longer had them.


This idea the intel product is just an email, phone call or a click away and that someone can simply make requests in someone else's name is preposterous

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2020 12:38 PM (xXJfx)

170 >>>135 Seems on-topic - Buzzfeed has pulled the plug on its UK and Australia operations.

lol

into my veins

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2020 12:38 PM (PbpT7)

171 Jonah has a podcast?

How 2009.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 12:28 PM



I'll take no affront, I'm always a day late and a dollar short (and hell, my last twitter post about my podcast has two retweets..then again, I don't have big donors behind me).


*idly wonders what the Drift Compatible crew feels about being outdated*

Posted by: Bert G at May 14, 2020 12:38 PM (OMsf+)

172 Your kidding right? They are not suggesting MLB players wear masks are they?

Posted by: Nevergiveup



Only when there's a play at a base.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 12:37 PM (xT+ue)


Which shouldn't be that much of a problem these days, since MLB has been reduced to mostly just strike outs and occasional home runs.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2020 12:38 PM (hku12)

173 The Second City Cop blog asks: Where are all the dead homeless people from CCP virus?

We were assured that the homeless were uniquely vulnerable to CCP virus, so much so that San Francisco moved the homeless into hotels, a step that is being considered in other cities.

Wired magazine had an article at the beginning of April with the title:

For Homeless People, Covid-19 Is Horror on Top of Horror

As the coronavirus spreads, unhoused people are among the most vulnerable to infection.


Rest assured that if the homeless were massively dying, the MSM would be blaming it all on Trump.

And yet it's not happening.

Weird.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 14, 2020 12:38 PM (I2/tG)

174

Adams County IL is reopening and Kendall County Sheriff Dwight Baird said he won't break up large
gatherings, including weddings or tell businesses to close saying,
"...the Governor's Executive Order is not a law."



Expect
Illinois Flu Manchu deaths to hit another all time high just in time
for Jabba's daily press conference as they conveniently do right after
every reopening or lawsuit. Illinois Flu Manchu death numbers are as reliable as voting results.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (VKZ1F)

175 Men in wagons kept heir mouths shut and minded own business.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (zr5Kq)

176 "someone like Dan McLaughlin --
shows his friends on the left that he is Not Like Those Deplorables... "

When Hillary said "half of them are deplorables, racists, xenophobes, irredeemable ..." DanMc' stood up in the DNC crowd and loudly proclaimed "Amen Sista ... I'm with You ... Hallelujah, holy by your name".

Posted by: illiniwek at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (Cus5s)

177 Low T is also predictive of High T.

High:

Treachery

Treason

Tea (with lifted pinky)

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (Y7v+0)

178 But those six are movers and shakers. You know, thought leaders.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


You mean like......

Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (vcOmj)

179 Yet Joe Biden's lead in the polls is not in quotes.

All you need to know.

Posted by: Dave in Fla ("lead") at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (5p7BC)

180 The way the more spaghetti-spined of the conservative types name their on-line webzines is very compelling. So much so I think it is time Ace renamed the blog. A name that will clearly establish his place. Suggested names:

The Shieldwall

Liberty's Fortress

The Missive

The Hill to Die On

The He-Ewok's Treehouse


(Some of these may be more tongue in cheek than others.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Poetry Power! Sonnets of the Shut-Ins Available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM (p89bM)


Shelf 29

Posted by: Dr. T at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (pxDdN)

181 This explains a lot.

I went to Low T Centers' web site, searched for locations near Washington, DC:

There are currently no locations within a 50 mile radius. Please give us a call to discuss your options: (866) xxx-xxxx

Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (NiXyF)

182 "Also, in real life, the West wasn't settled by the Clint Eastwood loner types. It was settled by the Pa Ingalls types, men in covered wagons with a wife, a bunch of kids in tow, a Bible, a gun, & a lot of quiet patience."

Who were generally LEFT THE FUCK ALONE BY THE GOVERNMENT, you scoldilocks bitch.

That part's vitally important, you ignorant pussy.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider



The West was TAMED by the Clint Eastwood types so it was safe for the Pa Ingalls types.

Otherwise, Ma & Pa wound up scalped.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (xT+ue)

183 Ace, the NeverTrumpers are getting left behind by even their nominal leftist allies.

For evidence, check out the video of this interview question asked of Creepy Uncle Joe
Biden (by friendly lefties!). Fricking brutal. It even cites the Obama girls as anti-Biden.

https://tinyurl.com/y7nbk5jb

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (NVYyb)

184 Real masculine men tweet 10 times an hour about how pitas are actually tacos and which Marvel character is most likely to own a bidet.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (datdl)

185 Too bad for them that testosterone is digested in their gastric acid along with the rest of the man chowder they consume.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (KOXyL)

186 The West wasn't settled by a bunch of sissy man-children who type for a living, either.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (oVJmc)

187 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

188
Which is of course, one of the problems with these "men." Most of them have never hit anyone. Never actually thrown a punch, and more importantly, none of them have never been hit.

Such an important life lesson, knowing one's actions have the potential to cause bleeding. Especially one's own.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2020 12:37 PM (hku12)

------

Im VERY much of the opinion that people behave like assholes because we, as a society, have pretty much removed the threat of eating a knuckle sammich for engaging in truly out of bounds behavior.

Id be in favor of DUELING making a comeback if any body asks me.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 12:40 PM (nw6Hr)

189 I think my problem with this whole twatter culture is I can't tell who is responding to whom, and why it should matter what any one of these twats have to say.

It really is like middle school mean girl drama.

--

Exactly. A sump hole of childish gotchas.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 14, 2020 12:40 PM (O+I8R)

190 I've been assured that this place is no longer funny and doesn't do what is required of it which, of course, is to make me think. And yet I still frequent it for some reason ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 12:36 PM (WqPYg)

You mean....it's no longer one of the first sites you visit?

Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2020 12:40 PM (X/Pw5)

191
Your kidding right? They are not suggesting MLB players wear masks are they?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


I was referring to baseball crank's twitter avatar. Don't know about baseball in general.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2020 12:40 PM (aKsyK)

192 Have either of those guys actually played? I find it hard to believe if they did.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM (z79tQ)


Maybe when they were kids and they'd let anyone in the neighborhood play...

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2020 12:40 PM (y7DUB)

193 Feeling better, Ace?

The writing says yes, but anything from the horse's mouth?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

194 A hot dog is a sandwich.

Yea or Nay?

Discuss among yourselves.
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at May 14, 2020 12:38 PM (T09ml)
---
Ah...I've got fields to plow.

Posted by: Pa Ingalls at May 14, 2020 12:40 PM (Eicbe)

195 Speaking of Low T.

Remember that Sgt from Parkland who got fired because he hid behind a car during the whole thing like a coward?

Police Union arbitration just ordered him reinstated, with full back pay.

/facepalm

Posted by: MLB Catcher at May 14, 2020 12:40 PM (NgKpN)

196

MUH HOTDOG IS A SANDWICH

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 14, 2020 12:40 PM (lg/F7)

197 Pa, Little Liza won't wear her mask!

Posted by: The Zombie Ingles Daughters at May 14, 2020 12:40 PM (EgshT)

198 ^^^ "Privacy of your own bedroom " Huh..we are ALL watching and laughing,the bit with the chicken was a bit much tho'.....................

Posted by: saf at May 14, 2020 12:40 PM (5IHGB)

199 Are we talkin' about Michael Landon? Because you can never go wrong talking about Michael Landon. Good. Looking. Man. (may he RIP)

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 14, 2020 12:41 PM (O+I8R)

200 FLASH NEWS, must credit Sharkman:

According to "Sources", President Trump will resign the presidency in disgust at 1 p.m. Eastern today, after renaming the U.S. by Executive Order. The new name of the country will be:

"The United States of Sand-Filled Vag".

President Trump was heard to quip: "No sane person wants to lead a country filled with weeping pussy-boys. You're on your own!"

Posted by: Sharkman at May 14, 2020 12:41 PM (xgyDD)

201 baeball crank.....another reason to dislike the St Louis baseball team

Posted by: gary yunger at May 14, 2020 12:41 PM (84xi9)

202 Liberace was the king of T compared to these guys.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 12:28 PM (xT+ue)

Jamie Lee Curtis has more T than these guys.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 14, 2020 12:41 PM (DjiZK)

203 "Adams County IL is reopening and Kendall County Sheriff Dwight Baird said he won't break up large

gatherings, including weddings or tell businesses to close saying,

"...the Governor's Executive Order is not a law."


Hallelujah .... (that's my county, I take full credit, ha)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 14, 2020 12:41 PM (Cus5s)

204
The way the more spaghetti-spined of the conservative types name their on-line webzines is very compelling. So much so I think it is time Ace renamed the blog. A name that will clearly establish his place. Suggested names:

The Shieldwall

Liberty's Fortress

The Missive

The Hill to Die On

The He-Ewok's Treehouse


(Some of these may be more tongue in cheek than others.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Poetry Power! Sonnets of the Shut-Ins Available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM (p89bM)


Shelf 29
Posted by: Dr. T at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (pxDdN)








Rule 556

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (EGyGV)

205 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2020 12:37 PM (j3npP)

.....

Meh.

I enjoy baseball.

You can lay out of work on a weekday, head to the park and drink beer for 3 hours in the sun.

If your team loses, so what. 161 more games to go.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (BEnMN)

206 >>>127 82 SO CAN anybody tell me why J Goldberg bolted from NR?

somebody fail a conservative purity test or something?
Posted by: DB- just DB.

...

i cannot say this as a fact, just a rumor.

but I have heard from people in these circles that many of their usual donors were telling the people calling them that they could not donate to a liberal magazine that had David French and Jonah Goldberg as their main writes.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (PbpT7)

207 Let's have some social network distancing.

These people are reprogramming their brains like pinball machines.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (Eicbe)

208 In other news :

The Coward of Broward is getting his job back, with FULL BACK PAY.

Posted by: Allie at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (vmRc0)

209 We used to have a descriptive name for homeless people. We called them fucking bums. They were invited to get the fuck outta town or enjoy the hospitality of the local graybar hotel. Fried bologna sammiches twice a day and a bedtime ass kicking.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (o2MD2)

210 This idea the intel product is just an email, phone call or a click away and that someone can simply make requests in someone else's name is preposterous
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Yes, you obviously know more about this than anyone in the media.

The intelligence systems are isolated from the Internet, for obvious reasons. Just as strategic command systems are. They can't be hacked into by anyone without access.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (vcOmj)

211 is there a reason you aren't joining us?
contact mark andrew edwards if you need directions.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Two precious, beautiful, delightful, apple of my eye little girls who will bless our household from Friday afternoon until Sunday night. Meeting some fellow morons in person is an enticing thought, but pales in comparison. I will have to continue my grey box forays satisfied with the unique mental images I create for each of you

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (otQMi)

212 Whose T is lower...Tater's or Jim Messina's? (No, not the Loggins and Messina one.)

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (O+I8R)

213 If the neverTrumpers represent the Pa Ingalls type they would never have ventured out to unsettled territory where the viruses might be lurking.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (XFBHF)

214 It couldn't possibly be that his numbers "slipped" with older folks cause the Dem Govs killed a bunch off?

Neat trick and they ALL did it.

That and we know that they sample Dems more than Reps.

And I'm sure they change a few numbers and or discount the ones when old people answer.

Then too if they're like me, I don't answer the phone. Most of my family is dead so it can't be them. All my friends live nearby and they know not to call so the only people calling are people who want money or pollsters. I let it go to voice mail and filter from there.


Eff them.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (yT99I)

215 145- Actually you named the person who dumped more than all the other senators combined.

Chris Plante laid it out. Burr dropped a fraction of what Chinanne Chinstein did.
Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2020 12:35 PM

I know that's partly due to the fact that her investment portfolio is orders of magnitude larger than Burr's, but there are so many things for which she has never been held accountable. Starting with all the self-dealing of her hubby in China, Kavanaugh, her Chinese-spying chauffeur and her chief of staff picking up with Fusion GPS where Clinton/DNC left off...and that's just off the top of my head.

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (qe5CM)

216 Yeah.

The west was settled by men like Tom Doniphon-- who had no problem shooting the town bully in the back.
And Ransom Stoddard who at least had the guts to stand up to the bully while the town full of scolds told him not to.

Your Pa Ingells showed up after Tom and Ransom.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 14, 2020 12:43 PM (aO8Gd)

217 LOCK DOWN THE BULWARK INDEFINITELY!

We can't be too safe!

Even one positive test would be one too many!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 14, 2020 12:43 PM (+oVP5)

218 206 i cannot say this as a fact, just a rumor.

but I have heard from people in these circles that many of their usual donors were telling the people calling them that they could not donate to a liberal magazine that had David French and Jonah Goldberg as their main writes.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (PbpT7)

==========

This tickles me.

It also seems to counter the idea that NRO is ENTIRELY bought by Google.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 12:43 PM (LvTSG)

219 Rest assured that if the homeless were massively dying, the MSM would be blaming it all on Trump.

And yet it's not happening.

Weird.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 14, 2020 12:38 PM (I2/tG)

Its almost like they have superior immune systems or something!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2020 12:43 PM (NgKpN)

220
Mister, we could use a dame like Maggie Thatcher again
Posted by: DB- just DB.

I think "broad" feels more Bunkeresque. Might just be me.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 14, 2020 12:43 PM (sRO/4)

221
The problem with Twitter is its populated by people who's thoughts fit into 280 characters.... or less.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 12:43 PM (nw6Hr)

222 Liberace was the king of T compared to these guys.

Posted by: rickb223


Jamie Lee Curtis has more T than these guys.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death



Close it up. We have a winner!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 12:43 PM (xT+ue)

223 Clapper: I unmasked so many Americans, I can't possibly remember the reason I unmasked Flynn.

In other words, unmasking, which was supposed to be a rare event in extreme circumstances was actually quite common and performed for such trifling reasons that the unmasker can't remember why he did it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2020 12:43 PM (Xlhf2)

224 Also, in real life, the West wasn't settled by the Clint Eastwood loner
types. It was settled by the Pa Ingalls types, men in covered wagons
with a wife, a bunch of kids in tow, a Bible, a gun, a lot of
quiet patience.
***

And we all know that every time a flu or worse rolled through they locked themselves in their houses, watched netflix all day and waited for that government check in the mail....right?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2020 12:43 PM (WdocV)

225 How to spot a Low-T carrier:


1. Drinks tea with pinky extended
2. Four browser tabs opened to Twitter
3. One browser tab opened to favorite Japanese Hentai site.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2020 12:43 PM (9oAtN)

226 Pa, the cows won't stay 6 feet apart!

Posted by: The Zombie Ingalls Daughters at May 14, 2020 12:43 PM (EgshT)

227 Which is of course, one of the problems with these "men." Most of them have never hit anyone. Never actually thrown a punch, and more importantly, none of them have never been hit.

Such an important life lesson, knowing one's actions have the potential to cause bleeding. Especially one's own.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2020 12:37 PM (hku12)


The first time I saw stars, as I was getting ready to fire back was thinking "so that's what that term means".

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2020 12:44 PM (y7DUB)

228 Thot Leaders of the Twitterati...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2020 12:44 PM (g3OWe)

229 Jamie Lee Curtis has more T than these guys.

In her prime, Jamie Lee had very nice T.

Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 12:44 PM (T6t7i)

230 Some how this reminds me of the National Lampoon piece .."Hard-ons for Hitler"
A group of Seal Team like US commandos air drops into Germany with the cry ..."We're so tough, we don't need parachutes"

Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2020 12:44 PM (3aI0K)

231
Remember that Sgt from Parkland who got fired because he hid behind a car during the whole thing like a coward?



Police Union arbitration just ordered him reinstated, with full back pay.


I pull this tidbit out every time something like this happens.

One of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims escaped from him, and, naked, went to two cops. Since he could barely speak English, the cops gave him back to Dahmer, amused at the 'lover's quarrel,' and Dahmer killed and ate him.
These cops got re-instated after the investigation and one wound up a union official.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 12:44 PM (oVJmc)

232 But, Die Hard IS Christmas......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

233 Who was the author of the Pa Ingalls tweet?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 14, 2020 12:45 PM (XFBHF)

234 If an alien civilization took Dan McLaughlin and George Will as representative of human beings, they'd believe that baseball is enjoyed by clueless dorks who pretend to be what they aren't.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2020 12:26 PM (y7DUB)

Have either of those guys actually played? I find it hard to believe if they did.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM (z79tQ)


Back when reading Will was useful, including what I now know to be his supremely pretentious book on baseball, I don't recall ever hearing him talk of playing.

What I do know is his insipidly repeated anecdote about growing up in middle Illinois. He said most of his friends became Cardinals fans, and grew up to be happy and liberal. He became a Cubs fan, grew up cynical and conservative.

Which used to bug me, but now I just think how glad I am that Will spent most of his life rooting for that godforsaken team.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2020 12:45 PM (hku12)

235 166
I think we have given them enough attention here. A leopards spots are right twice per day.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2020 12:38 PM (Xlhf2)

________


Finally, a comment that has made me stop and think!

Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 12:45 PM (WqPYg)

236 Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul
Yo oh heave ho
There are men whose hearts as as black as coal
Yo oh heave ho
And they sailed their ship cross the ocean blue
A blood-thirsty captain and a cut-throat crew
It's as dark a tale as was ever told
Of the lust for treasure and the love of gold
Shiver my timbers, shiver my sides
Yo oh heave ho
***
Dead men tell no tales

Muppet Treasure Island

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 14, 2020 12:45 PM (MIKMs)

237 The West was TAMED by the Clint Eastwood types so it was safe for the Pa Ingalls types.

Otherwise, Ma & Pa wound up scalped.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 12:39 PM (xT+ue)

Early settlers still got fucked up by Indians. I read a contemporary account of the Indian uprising in Minnesota in 1862 and the Injuns went apeshit on settlers and killed as many as they could get their hands on, including children and infants. It took a long time for the army to get in there and put a stop to it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2020 12:45 PM (j3npP)

238 >>>It also seems to counter the idea that NRO is ENTIRELY bought by Google.

I would imagine that their corporate donations are now their main source of money, with individual donors now only kicking in a fraction of it.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2020 12:45 PM (PbpT7)

239 Waaahhh! I wanna go camping with the NW deplorables.

Posted by: creeper at May 14, 2020 12:45 PM (XxJt1)

240 David French is a dip sandwich. Discuss.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 14, 2020 12:45 PM (+y/Ru)

241 I saw Low-T Men open for Culture Club in 84 at the Spectrum
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 14, 2020 12:27 PM


Men Without T had a great single hit with Safe-T Dance.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2020 12:46 PM (ejd/p)

242 How does this cocksucker think I got me and my girls to Tombstone? Took a fuckin' train??

Some cocksucker needs to catch the Mr Wu flu.

Posted by: zombie al swearengen at May 14, 2020 12:46 PM (TQ/zJ)

243 The West wasn't settled by a bunch of sissy man-children who type for a living, either.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Well, uh, ....


Bat Masterson ended his life being a sports writer for a newspaper, back east somewhere. New York?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 14, 2020 12:46 PM (vcOmj)

244 >A hot dog is a sandwich.

Yea or Nay?


Nay. Sandwiches are square. Ish.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 14, 2020 12:46 PM (iTXRQ)

245 212
Whose T is lower...Tater's or Jim Messina's? (No, not the Loggins and Messina one.)

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask


Your question makes no sense as written. Those two aren't just bereft of T, they actually pull it out of other men nearby and destroy it. Obama, or as he was once known, Mr. T, is a prime example.

Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 12:46 PM (T6t7i)

246 They'd be hanging out at the Green Dragon Tavern in Boston, putting on makeup to go dump that latest batch of Chinese Manufactured masks that just arrived in the harbor.

Posted by: Romeo13


Nah.

The Founders would be shooting . . . everybody.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 14, 2020 12:46 PM (xgyDD)

247 I will have to continue my grey box forays satisfied with the unique mental images I create for each of you
Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (otQMi)


I'm wearing a giant foam cowboy hat too, mind, not just the gorilla suit and powered paraglider.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 14, 2020 12:46 PM (t+qrx)

248 184 - I can't decide whether Aquaman is most or least likely to own a bidet.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2020 12:46 PM (fWnjd)

249 I didn't see Trump supporters getting too upset when Trump put Mexican children in cages. It's time for them to man up and stop crying about President Hirono's Death Camps. Today's guest on the David French Show will be true conservative firebrand Favid Drench.

4 likes 5 retweets

Posted by: David French at May 14, 2020 12:46 PM (yokAj)

250
but there are so many things for which she has never been held accountable. Starting with all the self-dealing of her hubby in China, Kavanaugh, her Chinese-spying chauffeur and her chief of staff picking up with Fusion GPS where Clinton/DNC left off...and that's just off the top of my head.
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (qe5CM)







...her husband's complicity in smuggling containers of full-auto Chinese Kalashnikovs to LA-area gangbangers in the US when he was a bigwig at COSCO in the early 90s.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2020 12:46 PM (EGyGV)

251 Ace, David French has more testosterone in his colon then you have in your entire body. You should be ashamed.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2020 12:46 PM (qlpyb)

252 238 >>>It also seems to counter the idea that NRO is ENTIRELY bought by Google.

I would imagine that their corporate donations are now their main source of money, with individual donors now only kicking in a fraction of it.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2020 12:45 PM (PbpT7)

==========

Then why toss aside French and Goldberg because of rumbling from the individual donors?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 12:47 PM (LvTSG)

253 I think pioneers required far more courage and independence than any neverTrumper could muster.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 14, 2020 12:47 PM (XFBHF)

254 Ever watch one of those "Building a log cabin" vids on Youtube? Imagine a time when every manjack worth his salt could do that, out in the middle of nowhere, no power tools, no nuttin but axes, saws and ropes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 14, 2020 12:47 PM (+7yf7)

255 Like David Fwench, Dan McLaughlin has lots of testosterone if count what is in his stomach and twice that in his anal cavity.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 14, 2020 12:47 PM (pw+jk)

256 C'mon, Ace. This is weak stuff.

You know, President Barack Obama's responsible use of the national police and espionage power to protect our nation against the threat represented by Trumpism was something we conservatives cheered done by Franco or Pinochet.

That you choose to attack our nation's first black president over his most conservative exercise of power says something very ugly about you, Ace.

Racism is not masculine, Ace, and it has no place in conservatism.

Posted by: @baseballchump at May 14, 2020 12:47 PM (3rDjR)

257 is low T the cause or the result of the feminization of America? Discuss.

Posted by: iandeal at May 14, 2020 12:47 PM (vgGyZ)

258 Speaking of money, it's time for a trip to the Tip Jar. Haven't been there in a month, at least.

Posted by: creeper at May 14, 2020 12:47 PM (XxJt1)

259 Little Joe had a lot of shootings to atone for.

Posted by: x at May 14, 2020 12:47 PM (nFwvY)

260 Also, in real life, the West wasn't settled by the Clint Eastwood loner types. It was settled by the Pa Ingalls types,


*********

Meanwhile, in real life, the bloody Espinozas, cousins who terrorized and killed Pa Ingalls types (farmers, settlers, merchants) for several years in northern NM and South Central Colorado were killed in 1863 by a Clint Eastwood loner type (mountain man Tom Towbin) who cut off their heads and brought them into town in a sack in order to collect the bounty.

Soft men may settle an area, but sheep dogs are needed.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 14, 2020 12:47 PM (Fc5rx)

261 You know, as a lineman, you are being effective when every trip to the huddle is with stars flashing about your tunnel vision.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 12:47 PM (o2MD2)

262
Low-T Males More Likely to Die From COVID-19

Quiet patients!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2020 12:48 PM (pNxlR)

263 Po Boy > Low-T Men

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 14, 2020 12:48 PM (8B6Ng)

264 Adams County IL is reopening and Kendall County Sheriff Dwight Baird said he won't break up large

gatherings, including weddings or tell businesses to close saying,

"...the Governor's Executive Order is not a law."
---
Nice to see the whole unsustainable lockdown mess falling apart.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Poetry Power! Sonnets of the Shut-Ins Available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2020 12:48 PM (p89bM)

265 Zombie Liberace has more T than these guys.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

266 Give me some men who are stout cuck hearted men.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 14, 2020 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)

267 I am upgrading my lawn equipment and going cordless and I don't know what to do with the old stuff.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


Keep it.

For when the battery powered shit stops working a quarter of the way through your daily task list.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 14, 2020 12:48 PM (xgyDD)

268 Here's an idea. Let's lock down New York City indefinitely. I mean if it saves even one life right?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2020 12:48 PM (WdocV)

269 LOLOLOLOL. 4 of the retweeters have The Dispatch in their bio: Stephen F Hayes, Sarah Isgur, David French & Jonah Goldberg. What a sad little circle jerk.

Posted by: ptschett at May 14, 2020 12:48 PM (zB+vL)

270 Uh oh. Will Rubio take over on Intel?

He's more of a follower and easily persuaded, so maybe a good thing.

Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 12:48 PM (sX1BW)

271 Its almost like they have superior immune systems or something!
Posted by: Romeo13

Assuming it's that herd thingy.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 14, 2020 12:48 PM (otQMi)

272 Whose T is lower...Tater's or Jim Messina's? (No, not the Loggins and Messina one.)

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask

Your question makes no sense as written. Those two aren't just bereft of T, they actually pull it out of other men nearby and destroy it. Obama, or as he was once known, Mr. T, is a prime example.
Posted by: pep



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 12:48 PM (xT+ue)

273 Your question makes no sense as written. Those two aren't just bereft of T, they actually pull it out of other men nearby and destroy it. Obama, or as he was once known, Mr. T, is a prime example.
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 12:46 PM (T6t7i)

Huh T black holes.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 14, 2020 12:49 PM (XFBHF)

274 206 i cannot say this as a fact, just a rumor.

but I have heard from people in these circles that many of their usual donors were telling the people calling them that they could not donate to a liberal magazine that had David French and Jonah Goldberg as their main writes.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (PbpT7)

==========

OK, I'll admit it. I was a NR subscriber for several years (quit in 2016, I think). They never called me to renew my subscription. So, if they are doing it now, they must REALLY be desperate for subscribers. Good riddance.

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 14, 2020 12:49 PM (qe5CM)

275 So wait. This dipshit that spends all day on twitter never shutting the fuck up and trying to act like he is the big guy with the real authority is trying to claim others are always running their mouths?

Posted by: Buzzion at May 14, 2020 12:49 PM (ZGjQ7)

276 To be fair, @baseballcrank often retweets Jeff B, so he's got that going for him, which is nice.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 14, 2020 12:49 PM (+oVP5)

277 I've got an hour to kill before I have an appointment, any body got any good jokes?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2020 12:49 PM (+fO9N)

278 160 Baseball is for fags."

I fucked Marilyn Monroe.

You didn't.

Posted by: Joltin' Joe at May 14, 2020 12:49 PM (HabA/)

279 The west was REALLY settled by Pa Ingalls who hired an off camera dude named Paolo to plow his wife who fathered the second batch of kids for him while Pa played in the corn field with his GI Joe dolls from 1983....
//Dan "Look at My Baseball Crank" McLaughlin

Posted by: sven at May 14, 2020 12:49 PM (oRLRa)

280 Pa Ingalls built that little house on the prairie mere yards from an Indian Trail, in territory he wasn't legally allowed to be in. Indian hostilities and a forced removal by the Feds ensued.

Kinda fucked up there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 14, 2020 12:49 PM (+7yf7)

281 Bright looks like an fuckin a child and someone whom if I had to work with, I'd want to punch him in the face 5 minutes after meeting him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2020 12:49 PM (nRk/c)

282 And it was the Ethan Edwards' who went out and hunted down the Indians who kidnapped, while the Pa Ingells settlers hid

That's who carved out the west and made it safe to settle

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 14, 2020 12:49 PM (aO8Gd)

283

Deletes annoying AD.

why this ad ?

'cos it covers content.

WE WILL TRY (ha ha ha) to Not (always) show that again.

Seen it 100 times..

How aboot 2,456 times dude?

Not interested in AD.

Hey schmuk this is GOOGLE yer talkin' too...

Cos I hate yer fcuking guts

NOW you have gone and done it,prepare to die.

Posted by: saf at May 14, 2020 12:49 PM (5IHGB)

284 If you've ever watched a John Wayne or Clint Eastwood Western, you'll notice that the guy who runs his mouth, swaggers, & talks a big game is never the hero. He's usually the guy who gets shot by Clint or the Duke.

-----------

1) This guy has never seen any Dirty Harry movies.
2) If you've ever watched Big Trouble in Little China or anything with Bruce Willis in it you'll notice that basing your idea of masculinity off of those movies is just as stupid as basing it off of what he recommends.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (BJKQV)

285 Its almost like they have superior immune systems or something!
Posted by: Romeo13

Assuming it's that herd thingy.
Posted by: Sock Monkey



The shit they're carrying would kick the crap outta Covid-19 should it try to roll up in the hood.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (xT+ue)

286 212

Whose T is lower...Tater's or Jim Messina's? (No, not the Loggins and Messina one.)



Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask

Your question makes
no sense as written. Those two aren't just bereft of T, they actually
pull it out of other men nearby and destroy it. Obama, or as he was once
known, Mr. T, is a prime example.


Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 12:46 PM (T6t7i)

===
Everybody keeps forgetting about the testosterone these "men" have in their stomach. They are in fact testosterone rich by that metric.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (pw+jk)

287 The way the more spaghetti-spined of the conservative types name their
on-line webzines is very compelling. So much so I think it is time Ace
renamed the blog. A name that will clearly establish his place.
Suggested names:



The Shieldwall



Liberty's Fortress



The Missive



The Hill to Die On



The He-Ewok's Treehouse





(Some of these may be more tongue in cheek than others.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Poetry Power! Sonnets of the Shut-Ins Available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM (p89bM)

__________


I'd like to see Ace rename the blog to The Final Form of NeverTrump will be making impassioned defenses of Barack Obama as the Only True Conservative and Defender of Liberty in America.

Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (WqPYg)

288 You know, as a lineman, you are being effective when every trip to the huddle is with stars flashing about your tunnel vision.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 12:47 PM (o2MD2)


Took me a second to realize you meant football and not electrical linemen. If you're a hard hat and reflective vest sort of lineman and you're seeing stars, your day is about to get a lot worse.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (t+qrx)

289 278 Posted by: Joltin' Joe at May 14, 2020 12:49 PM (HabA/)

Joe so did the Kennedy Klan and a 1/2 the LA phonebook....
//Reality

Posted by: sven at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (oRLRa)

290 Whose T is lower...Tater's or Jim Messina's? (No, not the Loggins and Messina one.)

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask


Once the numbers go negative, does it really matter at that point?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

291 d late Wednesday that FBI agents had seized the cellphone of Sen. Richard Burr during the course of the investigation.


FBI is seizing, the DOJ is pouncing, the walls are closing in on Burr.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (Xlhf2)

292 Yeah , Pa Ingalls always wore a mask and sheltered in place while digging holes under the cabin to hide in until it was SEEF to come out.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (+QDTy)

293 Which is of course, one of the problems with these "men." Most of them have never hit anyone. Never actually thrown a punch, and more importantly, none of them have never been hit.

Such an important life lesson, knowing one's actions have the potential to cause bleeding. Especially one's own.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2020 12:37 PM (hku12)

The first time I saw stars, as I was getting ready to fire back was thinking "so that's what that term means".
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2020 12:44 PM (y7DUB)


I got sucker punched once by a guy about a foot taller than me. Caught me right between the eyes. Not only did I not go down, I fought back at that point and got in a few good licks.

An adult came along and said "hey you guys, stop it."

The other guy, the tall bastard, stopped. So did I.

Now, I had the most gorgeous double set of black eyes for a while, and my friends mercilessly teased me about it, but I was proud of how I acquitted myself.

I also learned an important lesson. If you're going to call a guy a "tall bastard," which I did, either say it out of earshot, or be prepared to defend against his reach advantage.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (hku12)

294 My husband read aloud all those Little House books to our kids and in his words, "Pa Ingalls was a badass who almost got killed every chapter." He'd go off to hunt the panther that was hanging around or go off to get logs to build a rocking chair for Ma because he was "too sick to work that day."

Pa Ingalls did everything in his power to provide for his family in what was often a hostile environment. The last thing he would be doing today would be urging people to stay home and wear a mask. He'd be leading the protests at the state capitol.

Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (/669Q)

295 284 If you've ever watched a John Wayne or Clint Eastwood Western, you'll notice that the guy who runs his mouth, swaggers, & talks a big game is never the hero. He's usually the guy who gets shot by Clint or the Duke.

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1) This guy has never seen any Dirty Harry movies.
2) If you've ever watched Big Trouble in Little China or anything with Bruce Willis in it you'll notice that basing your idea of masculinity off of those movies is just as stupid as basing it off of what he recommends.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (BJKQV)

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These people are obsessed with Marvel movies, and they're knocking the wise-talking hero with swagger?

I mean...that's Tony Stark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

296 160 Baseball is for fags."



I fucked Marilyn Monroe.



You didn't.

Posted by: Joltin' Joe

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So did half the Kennedy's.


Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 12:51 PM (sX1BW)

297 is low T the cause or the result of the feminization of America? Discuss.

......

Diet and exercise.

They strap boys to chairs 9 hours a day most of the year.

They told Americans to give up meat and eat lots of sweet, delicious estrogen inducing carbohydrates.

Men need to be physically exerted and eat meat to produce testosterone.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2020 12:51 PM (BEnMN)

298 Keep it.

For when the battery powered shit stops working a quarter of the way through your daily task list.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 14, 2020 12:48 PM (xgyDD)

*snort*

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 14, 2020 12:51 PM (Ez6QX)

299 286 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (pw+jk)

Don't forget my prison pouch....
//Andi Sully

Posted by: sven at May 14, 2020 12:51 PM (oRLRa)

300 Arts and Crafts!
How to glue beard hairs on your Covid Mask.

Posted by: The Dirtpatch at May 14, 2020 12:51 PM (88+cf)

301 Man, Kayleigh has a hot body also.

Who is her lucky husband

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2020 12:51 PM (nRk/c)

302 Speaking of twitter, they've just added a former Google exec Chicom lady, Fei-Fei Li, to their board. While at Google she got in hot water over leaked emails re: an AI project there called Project Maven

Gee, wonder what will come of that?

Also: the CEO of Zoom just sold *all* his Zoom shares.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2020 12:51 PM (bDqIh)

303 I read a contemporary account of the Indian uprising in Minnesota in 1862 and the Injuns went apeshit on settlers and killed as many as they could get their hands on, including children and infants. It took a long time for the army to get in there and put a stop to it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2020 12:45 PM (j3npP)

The Comanches in Texas would have thought the Indians in Minnesota were tame by comparison.

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at May 14, 2020 12:51 PM (P4Pk9)

304 Suggested names:


The Shieldwall


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Poetry Power! Sonnets of the Shut-Ins Available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2020 12:33 PM


I'd change that one to The Shield Maiden.

Posted by: Bert G at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (OMsf+)

305 I've got an hour to kill before I have an appointment, any body got any good jokes?
Posted by: Ben Had



Brian Stelter is a journalist.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (xT+ue)

306 I've got an hour to kill before I have an appointment, any body got any good jokes?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2020 12:49 PM (+fO9N)

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Do you know how the Roman Empire was cut in half????








With a pair of Caesars.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (nw6Hr)

307 @baseballcrank
Also, in real life, the West wasn't settled by the Clint Eastwood loner types. It was settled by the Pa Ingalls types, men in covered wagons with a wife, a bunch of kids in tow, a Bible, a gun, & a lot of quiet patience.


You seem to forget that the settlers were PROTECTED from thieves, Indian attacks and wild animals by the Clint Eastwood types.

Fag.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

308 3) Basrballdouche has never ever met a fighter pilot or anyone in the special forces.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (BJKQV)

309 Burr is stepping down as intel com chair
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 14, 2020 12:25 PM (8D42x)
~~~~~

It's effective at close of business tomorrow. Wonder what he needs the extra time for? Few loose ends?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (sGotD)

310 Kayleigh's husband is a former Mets pitcher. So much for baseball being gay. I'd like to be that gay.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (yokAj)

311 OT:

Catherine Zeta Jones was absurdly hot in The Mask of Zorro.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (LvTSG)

312 Early settlers still got fucked up by Indians. I read a contemporary account of the Indian uprising in Minnesota in 1862 and the Injuns went apeshit on settlers and killed as many as they could get their hands on, including children and infants. It took a long time for the army to get in there and put a stop to it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2020 12:45 PM (j3npP)
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That's what John Pope was sent to deal with after his colossal screwup at Second Bull Run.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (4o2K3)

313  saw Low-T Men open for Culture Club in 84 at the Spectrum 
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 14, 2020 12:27 PM 

Men Without T had a great single hit with Safe-T Dance.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I saw Robo Homo and the Mecho Pervos at the Pink Pit in '69.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (+y/Ru)

314 I've got an hour to kill before I have an appointment, any body got any good jokes?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2020 12:49 PM (+fO9N)


A Jewish grandmother is standing on the beach, not wanting to get her feet wet. Her little grandson is splashing around in the water when all of a sudden a huge wave comes out of nowhere, scours the beach, knocks her on her ass, and recedes back into the ocean. Her grandson is gone like he was never there.

She holds her hands to the sky, screams and cries, "How could you do this to me? Haven't I been a wonderful mother and grandmother? I give tzedakah, I light the candles every Shabbos, I do everything you ask! What did I do to deserve this?"

Another wave comes out of nowhere, knocks her on her ass again, and after it recedes, her grandson is there, smiling, splashing around like nothing happened.

Bubbie shakes her head, stares up at the heavens and yells, "A hat. He had A HAT!"

Posted by: hogmartin at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (t+qrx)

315 Azar PDT and Keyleigh are raking the shit out of that dipshit bright

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (nRk/c)

316 Took me a second to realize you meant football and not electrical linemen. If you're a hard hat and reflective vest sort of lineman and you're seeing stars, your day is about to get a lot worse.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (t+qrx)

I am a lineman for the counteeee

Posted by: vmom here's Gen Flynn's book at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (G546f)

317 What is it about people that make life lessons from fiction in TV or the movies? Its all fucking fiction (or non fiction with a twist of bias or outright lies), FML.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (0OmEj)

318 294 Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (/669Q)

Remember the episode where he burned his cornfields and started over when he was confronted by a blight right after the intital grow cycle PRAYING for a good harvest because the fall held off a spare three weeks.
yeah neither do those simps.

Posted by: sven at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (oRLRa)

319 I also learned an important lesson. If you're going to call a guy a
"tall bastard," which I did, either say it out of earshot, or be
prepared to defend against his reach advantage.


Especially if he looks like Jeff Goldblum.

Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 12:53 PM (T6t7i)

320 Ever watch one of those "Building a log cabin" vids on Youtube? Imagine a time when every manjack worth his salt could do that, out in the middle of nowhere, no power tools, no nuttin but axes, saws and ropes.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


And a horse or horses, or some kind of big animal to pull those logs up a ramp onto the wall.
Logging is hard work; I actually did a very small amount of that when I was a teen. Hauling logs of any size around that are "green" is impossible work for one man, usually. When the wood is green, a log can literally weigh tons (water).

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 14, 2020 12:53 PM (vcOmj)

321 I've got an hour to kill before I have an appointment, any body got any good jokes?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2020 12:49 PM (+fO9N)


Why were Helen Keller's shoes yellow?

Her dog was blind too.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

322 There's a screenshot of Pelosi over at WZ from some CNN interview she did.

She looks monstrously clownish. Like the Joker. It's fucking bizarre.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 14, 2020 12:53 PM (Q7UBm)

323 317 What is it about people that make life lessons from fiction in TV or the movies? Its all fucking fiction (or non fiction with a twist of bias or outright lies), FML.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 14, 2020 12:52 PM (0OmEj)

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I have a thing for movies, and I don't really take lessons from them to apply to life.

I assume everything "historical" is about 90% ahistorical.

It's entertainment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

324 The Comanches were the Assyrians of North America.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2020 12:53 PM (qlpyb)

325 He got busted because the DOD wanted the documents back and he no longer had them.


***
And for the record he leaked them to someone with a clearance. No, that doesn't make it ok....but compared to leaking it to a reporter with no clearance....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2020 12:53 PM (WdocV)

326
233 Who was the author of the Pa Ingalls tweet?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 14, 2020 12:45 PM (XFBHF)


Basebol Crank - McLaughlin. His twitter avatar is wearing a mask ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (pNxlR)

327 I used to furtively read my sister's Little House books, for the Injun attacks and the bear attacks and the cabin buildin' and all that cool stuff. If Pa and Ma had had a boy or two, I bet boys could have read those books in the open. As it was, my friends would have teased me to death.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (+7yf7)

328 i cannot say this as a fact, just a rumor.



but I have heard from people in these circles that many of their
usual donors were telling the people calling them that they could not
donate to a liberal magazine that had David French and Jonah Goldberg as
their main writes.





Posted by: ace at May 14, 2020 12:42 PM (PbpT7)

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By that standard, Nick Frankovich should also be sent downriver.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (NVYyb)

329 I also learned an important lesson. If you're going to call a guy a "tall bastard," which I did, either say it out of earshot, or be prepared to defend against his reach advantage.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2020 12:50 PM (hku12)

Sorry about that. In fairness Burt, I really am a bastard, and I was a little sensitive about it back then. Mea culpa.

Posted by: Tall Bastard at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (Y8DtA)

330 Imagine a time when every manjack worth his salt could do that, out in the middle of nowhere, no power tools, no nuttin but axes, saws and ropes.


Per Robert Pattinson, they are setting a bad example.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (Xlhf2)

331 Today's Kurt Schlicter column at Townhall is about the Never Trumpers and 'Republicans For Biden --

https://tinyurl.com/ybxgsgcd

Here's a taste:

Nor should we count out egg-evoking fiscal conservative Evan McMullin, who it was reported conserved fiscally by not paying his campaign debts. I'm sure David French will be part of it because he's got nothing better to do. Maybe Jonah Goldberg will join too. He is alleged to have a new website, though most of us haven't gotten around to not reading it yet.

Lol

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (Z4rgH)

332 The sound keeps cutting out on FOX

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (nRk/c)

333 Also, in real life, the West wasn't settled by the Clint Eastwood loner types. It was settled by the Pa Ingalls types, men in covered wagons with a wife, a bunch of kids in tow, a Bible, a gun, & a lot of quiet patience. 

-
You mean God, guns, and guts?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (+y/Ru)

334 Burr - insider trading before WuhU threat became common knowledge. What are his other misdeeds ?

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (zr5Kq)

335 Is low T why my ankles are constantly swollen?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (rXie1)

336 Why were Helen Keller's shoes yellow?

Her dog was blind too.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe!

How did Helen Keller drive?

One hand on the steering whell, the other on the road.

Posted by: vmom here's Gen Flynn's book at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (G546f)

337 Pa Ingals was a real man, not just a TV character. If he were alive today, he would not be living in fear.

Posted by: Lucas Roebuck at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (X69EK)

338 I'm wearing a giant foam cowboy hat too, mind, not just the gorilla suit and powered paraglider.
Posted by: hogmartin

Nope, don't see it. You and Beserker are always on Harleys , the old ones. Quit screwing with my images. That's the squirrels job.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 14, 2020 12:55 PM (otQMi)

339 334 Burr - insider trading before WuhU threat became common knowledge. What are his other misdeeds ?
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (zr5Kq)

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Deep state stooge who helped promulgate the Russian collusion narrative from the Intel committee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

340 PeeWee Herman's jizz-sock has more testosterone than these guys.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 12:55 PM (oVJmc)

341 If you have men out there doing manly things, soon it will set a standard that men are expected to do manly things.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2020 12:55 PM (Xlhf2)

342 The sound keeps cutting out on FOX
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (nRk/c)


Dark web is watching you through your TV...

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2020 12:55 PM (zr5Kq)

343 Back when reading Will was useful, including what I now know to be his supremely pretentious book on baseball, I don't recall ever hearing him talk of playing.

What I do know is his insipidly repeated anecdote about growing up in middle Illinois. He said most of his friends became Cardinals fans, and grew up to be happy and liberal. He became a Cubs fan, grew up cynical and conservative.

Which used to bug me, but now I just think how glad I am that Will spent most of his life rooting for that godforsaken team.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2020 12:45 PM (hku12)

It was Will in particular I was thinking of too. I've heard him in interviews about baseball and it sounded like an idea to him, a math problem to be solved, etc. Thoughts on traditions and such.

Baseball is a great game to play. But looking back you're going to remember a cleat to the shin brought by a determined slide, eating dust from a head first slide, that sound and feel of the bat when you hit that spot. I just played little league and I remember that shit.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 12:56 PM (z79tQ)

344 4) And he's never seen Any Which Way But Loose or anything with Burt Reynolds in it

Posted by: 29Victor at May 14, 2020 12:56 PM (BJKQV)

345

Influenza virus first ID'd in 1933: Cure to date - none
Rhino 'cold' virus ID'd in 1950: Cure to date - none
HIV virus first identified in 1983: Cure to date - none

LOCKDOWN UNTIL THERE'S A COVID CURE !!!!!11!!!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 14, 2020 12:56 PM (d6DSt)

346 335 Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (rXie1)

No Jonah it is because Kevin Williamson got you pregnant.

Posted by: sven at May 14, 2020 12:56 PM (oRLRa)

347 Nood

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at May 14, 2020 12:56 PM (Ylvpt)

348 That part's vitally important, you ignorant pussy.

Yeah that's the key. It was people on their own making their own way with virtually no government or law around them. Doing what had to be done.

She's wrong though. Those guys came AFTER the badass Eastwood types. They had to blaze the path and settle the area so Pa Engalls could settle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2020 12:56 PM (KZzsI)

349 What do you give to Cannibal Bob after he shows up late to your dinner party?

.
.
.

The cold shoulder.

Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 12:56 PM (WqPYg)

350 The real Pa Ingalls was unloading his shotgun into several regulators in one of those range wars...then he let out a cursed filled rant about cattle barons and the banks.

Posted by: William Eaton at May 14, 2020 12:56 PM (cfkTP)

351 This is just such an easy solution but liberals refuse to see it that way.

If you're scared, stay inside. Why does everyone else need to also?

We're no longer talking about people dying in hospital parking lots because too many have it. Now the problem is empty and bankrupt hospitals. All those estimates were dead wrong.

I have a friend that's a doctor at the Mayo Clinic and she was saying how they basically converted the hospital into almost something like a field hospital for Covid patients. It's a ghost town.

Posted by: Blago at May 14, 2020 12:56 PM (Ihsvk)

352 Deep state stooge who helped promulgate the Russian collusion narrative from the Intel committee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 12:55 PM (LvTSG)


OK, rang a bell. I am not following as goodly as some...

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2020 12:56 PM (zr5Kq)

353 I particularly like the fact that PA Health Director moved their gramma out of a Long Term Care facility and put her in a hotel just before the covid started getting big.

Meanwhile like New York and New Jersey, the govs were telling the LTC's they had to take residents back that diagnosed with covid and even to take new patients who had covid AND didn't give them squat for any of the PPE or the other equipment needed to take care of those patients.

And BTW LTC facilities are mostly warehousing and their employees are not very medically trained or licensed.

What a coinkydink that all those people died, huh?

Posted by: jakee308 at May 14, 2020 12:56 PM (yT99I)

354 @325

Yeah, I wasn't casting any aspersions against Patraius, only using his case to make a point.


The thing that makes me climb the walls is people who know how this stuff works letting these Obama people just lie, lie, lie, without correcting the record.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2020 12:57 PM (xXJfx)

355 Loving the news on Burr. I don't think this is about the trading. I think that's just the lever. It's about getting him out of that committee seat. Another pawn swept of the board for the bad guys. And when you look at the list of the IC folks that have been put out to pasture, resigned or out right fired in the last 3 years, it's a pretty astonishing number. Cautiously optimistic they really are taking the old bull strategy, walking down that hill, and fcuking them all...

Posted by: Abiss at May 14, 2020 12:57 PM (Y8DtA)

356 The Comanches were the Assyrians of North America.
Posted by: Grump928(c)

The Comanches were scary violent.

The Apaches were scared of them.

If you have never read it, you should read

"The Empire of the Summer Moon"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 14, 2020 12:57 PM (vcOmj)

357 Melissa Sue Anderson is still a cutie.

https://www.biography.com/actor/melissa-sue-anderson

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 14, 2020 12:57 PM (+7yf7)

358 hogmartin, it took a few seconds for that Jewish Grandma joke to register. Those are the best jokes.

Posted by: creeper at May 14, 2020 12:57 PM (XxJt1)

359 Phyllis Diller has more T than these fags.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

360 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 14, 2020 12:53 PM (vcOmj)

I do logging and milling for fun and pleasure. I love it, except for the getting killed or maimed part. Sometimes I am scared as hell, as I log by myself at times.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 12:58 PM (o2MD2)

361
Remember the episode where he burned his cornfields and started over when he was confronted by a blight right after the intital grow cycle


I don't remember that one, but I do remember the one were a volcano sprung up in the middle of his ready for harvesting cornfield and led to the foundation of the Ingalls popcorn empire.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2020 12:58 PM (pNxlR)

362 250- ...her husband's complicity in smuggling containers of full-auto Chinese Kalashnikovs to LA-area gangbangers in the US when he was a bigwig at COSCO in the early 90s.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2020 12:46 PM

Ooh- I didn't know that specific detail. Was it well-known? Maybe that's how she ended up with the Chinese spy as her chauffeur.

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 14, 2020 12:58 PM (qe5CM)

363 Speaking of Low T.

Remember that Sgt from Parkland who got fired because he hid behind a car during the whole thing like a coward?

Police Union arbitration just ordered him reinstated, with full back pay.

/facepalm
Posted by: MLB Catcher at May 14, 2020 12:40 PM (NgKpN)


That dude will be looked at as a total pussy for the rest of his life

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 14, 2020 12:58 PM (M+Lyo)

364 I fucked Marilyn Monroe.



You didn't.

Posted by: Joltin' Joe

---------

So did half the Kennedy's.


Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 12:51 PM (sX1BW)


There's a story about Marilyn and Joe, probably apocryphal, where Marilyn is describing what it's like to be followed by fans and press, such as a movie premiere, with all those adoring fans cheering for you.

She supposedly said to Joe, "you have no idea what it's like to be so adored like that."

To which Joe replied, "yeah, I think I have some idea."

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2020 12:58 PM (hku12)

365 Here's a reference.

Littlefinger: Knowledge is power.....

Cersei:Guards...kill him....oh no wait I changed my mind. See, power is power.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 14, 2020 12:58 PM (BRpqW)

366
LOLOLOLOL. 4 of the retweeters have The Dispatch in their bio: Stephen F
Hayes, Sarah Isgur, David French Jonah Goldberg. What a sad
little circle jerk.

Posted by: ptschett at May 14, 2020 12:48 PM (zB+vL)
==
Sarah Isgur (whoever the hell she is) has more testosterone than the other three put together. So not much.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 14, 2020 12:58 PM (pw+jk)

367 Baseball Cuck must not have been enough of a dad to actually read Little House books to his kids.

Pa is a fucking stud who makes his family's home with his bare hands from trees and shoots everything they need to survive.

Oh, and they have some interesting scrapes with actual Indians.

He lists "gun" in there but then acts like real settlers were just gentleman farmers mostly interested in art and philosophy.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 14, 2020 12:58 PM (yL25O)

368 Why were Helen Keller's shoes yellow?

Her dog was blind too.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe!

How did Helen Keller drive?

One hand on the steering whell, the other on the road.
Posted by: vmom


Why did Helen Keller die? Because people mistook her hand waving screams as just being overly happy waving.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 12:59 PM (xT+ue)

369 Nevertheless, Graham said that his panel will "begin holding multiple, in-depth congressional hearings regarding all things related to Crossfire Hurricane starting in early June."

Graham is gonna probe deep into the meat of it. So deep.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2020 12:59 PM (Xlhf2)

370 He lists "gun" in there but then acts like real settlers were just gentleman farmers mostly interested in art and philosophy.
Posted by: TexasDan


Cowboy poetry.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 01:00 PM (xT+ue)

371 361 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2020 12:58 PM (pNxlR)

I hated the show, BUT John (my brother) and Mom loved it.
Used to mock it mercilessly while I read such as....
"and then the volcanoid monsters attacked and forced Pa up Popcorn Mountain, but Pa unsheathed the shotgun and after making the Volcanoids back down invited Almonzo and Merlin Olson over for a thanksgiving deat of Popcorn and Ma's apple pie....."

Posted by: sven at May 14, 2020 01:00 PM (oRLRa)

372 Thanks,ya'll are the best.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2020 01:00 PM (+fO9N)

373 That Thatcher quote reminds me of the story I read earlier this a.m. about that fugly tranny man-pretending-to-be-a-woman doctor who heads PA's health department. (He's the one who was having elderly virus-infected patients sent back to their nursing homes, at the same time that he moved his own 95-yo mother out of her nursing home and into a hotel so she wouldn't be infected).

Anyway, the article said this hulking hypocrite, who gets pissed if you don't indulge his delusions and call him "ma'am," had taken lessons in how to sound more like a woman. LOL. Dude, if you have to take lessons (or take synthetic steroids, or get electrolysis, or have multiple surgeries to either add or delete features of the sex you are not), then you're not a woman, you're just a pathetically deluded man pretending you're a woman. You're free to indulge yourself in your delusions if you wish, but you have no right to demand that the rest of us join you in your delusions, sir.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 14, 2020 01:00 PM (k4dH2)

374 112 Your kidding right? They are not suggesting MLB players wear masks are they?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2020 12:29 PM (nRk/c)

_______


Are there no men left in professional sports? Well, at least, male professional sports?
Posted by: ShainS

A lot are going over to women's sports. Easier to win, don'tcha know.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 14, 2020 01:01 PM (kfcYC)

375 Obama was just another Jogger in the neighborhood. Stuff the FBI says.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2020 01:01 PM (mpN0R)

376 Do you think that it would be possible to thread the needle on hanging a bunch of congessc*nts by declaring a debt jubilee? Specifically a college debt jubilee?

I knooooow those kids all agreed to the loans, etc etc. I'm saying a one-time thing.
"Heyyyy millenials, we're gonna put Nancy Pelosi in the electric chair. No! No wait! Republicans are going too! Senator Burr! Like Aaron Burr from Hamilton! *sings a few bars* Also your college debt will be forgiven provided you forfeit your right to vote in any election featuring a socialist."
Watch the money talk.

Posted by: ghost of kari at May 14, 2020 01:01 PM (8IQhD)

377
Yeah that's the key. It was people on their own making their own way with virtually no government or law around them. Doing what had to be done.


"Wagon Train" was a television show; "Bureaucrat Train" was not.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2020 01:01 PM (pNxlR)

378 "The Empire of the Summer Moon"
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 14, 2020 12:57 PM (vcOmj)

Excellent book, and it effectively counters the trite notion of Indians being docile stewards of the earth.

Quanah Parker was an interesting and frightening man.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Clown Prince of Dumbness at May 14, 2020 01:01 PM (x8Wzq)

379 Man, Kayleigh has a hot body also.



Who is her lucky husband

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2020 12:51 PM (nRk/c)


Sean Gilmartin. Baseball player (pitcher) who has spent most of his time in the minors

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2020 01:01 PM (VKZ1F)

380 Horse walks into a bar.. bartender says.."why the long face?"

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 14, 2020 01:01 PM (dUJdY)

381 Man I got willowed hard.

Posted by: ghost of kari at May 14, 2020 01:01 PM (8IQhD)

382 Influenza virus first ID'd in 1933: Cure to date - none

Rhino 'cold' virus ID'd in 1950: Cure to date - none

HIV virus first identified in 1983: Cure to date - none



LOCKDOWN UNTIL THERE'S A COVID CURE !!!!!11!!!

***

Also the medical community made a crash course in coming up with an Ebola vaccine....it took 5 years and is 70% effective

Presume that is about the best that could be done with Wuhan flu.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2020 01:02 PM (WdocV)

383 I know I know..it's lame.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 14, 2020 01:02 PM (dUJdY)

384 The only good cucks I ever saw were dead.

Posted by: zombie phil sheridan at May 14, 2020 01:02 PM (TQ/zJ)

385 "Today's Kurt Schlicter column at Townhall is about the Never Trumpers and 'Republicans For Biden --


Lol


Posted by: GnuBreed"


One of my lib sisters has told me they might be willing to tolerate me again, sort of, me if I joined the Lincoln Republicans who are planning to vote for Biden or whoever the Dems run.. Ugh, is that the Never Trumpers? Or is that the gay Republicans? Or both? Maybe some phony Dem front group.


Posted by: Ripley at May 14, 2020 01:03 PM (MxEKc)

386 Comanches were really nasty. Dittos Blackfeet Sioux.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2020 01:03 PM (mpN0R)

387 "Also, in real life, the West wasn't settled by the Clint Eastwood loner types. It was settled by the Pa Ingalls types, men in covered wagons with a wife, a bunch of kids in tow, a Bible, a gun, & a lot of quiet patience."

--

What the hell does this statement even have to do with being forced into lockdowns and mask-wearing by tyrannical edicts?

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 14, 2020 01:04 PM (O+I8R)

388 While these sad cucks are having witty, twitter slap-fights, their wives are getting hot T injections from the neighborhood bull.

Posted by: Fritz at May 14, 2020 01:04 PM (2Mnv1)

389 Yes, America was built by men who would shelter in place when told a certain date for a particular reason, and then with the AUTHORITIES changed the reason and the date would just sheepishly duck their heads and shrink back into their houses--"My bad".

--- WHILE THEIR ECONOMIES ROTTED INTO NOTHING!

Do I get that right?

I don't think so. I don't think founders or settlers would take that shit for a second.

SEE: Regardless of their politics, these people are *training* their mind to liberal mental patterns. The settlers and founders were much more hardy than to spend their time marming on Twitter.

This is the liberal trend of self-flattery: I describe a hero AND The "hero" is more like ME. *I* have those qualities--even though I don't exhibit much of any of them. Imagining that I am Pa Ingalls and being the first one to mention Pa Ingalls, makes me almost Pa Ingalls.

And once they've recast themselves into that role, they don't even think how 18th-century men would react to losing their jobs long-term or even the possibility of a lesser ability to provide for their family.

I think I've sussed it. I've always thought of liberal mindset as being a compliment smorgasbord. "Honor" sounds good, I'll have some of that. "Strong" says a good thing about me, I'll have some of that. "Smart", of course. "Patriotic", okay, scrape off some of the racism--for the "TRULY Patriotic", that's better.

I didn't think of how this manifests itself in people who have previously held a more conservative politics. "Conservative" still has some value as a description. So, it's simply whether or not the person finds value in the title "Conservative" whether or not they claim it without the pressure of emulating anything about that.

Conservative: Not rash, not outlandish. That sounds good, I'll have some of that.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2020 01:04 PM (Eicbe)

390 Any man that watches Little House on the Prairie and doesn't see it for the feminist fodder would almost have to end up a proud nevertrumper. That comment says more than McLaughlin intended.

Posted by: squid_hunt at May 14, 2020 01:05 PM (Ectld)

391
"Also, in real life, the West wasn't settled by the Clint Eastwood loner
types. It was settled by the Pa Ingalls types, men in covered wagons
with a wife, a bunch of kids in tow, a Bible, a gun, a lot of
quiet patience."


And no Karens in he family.

Posted by: Ripley at May 14, 2020 01:06 PM (MxEKc)

392 I get appreciating Movies as art. They are stories that should not have a profound effect on ones values. I get that a movie or a book or a TV miniseries or any other media can agree with a persons values but they should not define them. Values and morals have a deeper foundation than any book movie or media.

I get the feeling that some of our "betters" get their values from media.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 14, 2020 01:06 PM (0OmEj)

393 "Also, in real life, the West wasn't settled by the Clint Eastwood loner types. It was settled by the Pa Ingalls types, men in covered wagons with a wife, a bunch of kids in tow, a Bible, a gun, & a lot of quiet patience."

Not pictured: The thousands of such men who got offed for failing to rapidly recapture the initiative, anticipate others who might strike first, or discourage attack with an aggressive posture. You hear about the lucky ones, but they're very much in the minority. Patience and restraint are not universally virtuous. But I guess you gotta set up your philosophy to rationalize the foregone conclusions.

This whole thing, the reactions to this whole thing, says so much about people today, and is tapping into something more base than politics that nonetheless influences politics. If we weren't needlessly losing so much money I'd say it's fascinating.

Posted by: Late to the party at May 14, 2020 01:06 PM (7CyhL)

394 Whose T is lower...Tater's or Jim Messina's? (No, not the Loggins and Messina one.)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 14, 2020

++++

"Tater" Stelter sweats soy milk.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at May 14, 2020 01:07 PM (T09ml)

395 I liked the Little House on the Prarie Pron series. Lots of pigtails bouncing up and down.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2020 01:08 PM (mpN0R)

396 Horse walks into a bar.. bartender says.."why the long face?"
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 14, 2020

+++++

I thought that was John Kerry.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at May 14, 2020 01:10 PM (T09ml)

397 Pebbles Flintstone has more testosterone than these guys.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 14, 2020 01:12 PM (Fc5rx)

398 How was the West really won? idk, I think the railroad men and cattle barons and military men with Winchesters had a lot to do with it. And Clint types that made it safer for families to move out West (and even those families were not safe on the frontier edge)


The westward expansion and Manifest Destiny was a vision that propelled others to leave the comfortable East (which still was not a welfare haven) to seek Liberty. These were men the were actually "impatient" with the Eastern controls on society (?) ... seeking the Wild West.


(but yes, referring to Clint movies instead of real men of valor and history is a problem ... movie buffs live somewhat confined by the Hollywood narratives, and most Hollywood script is contrived leftist propaganda at its roots, distorting/romanticizing the "true grit" of real life)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 14, 2020 01:12 PM (Cus5s)

399 I am sick to death of all of the TV commercials basically lecturing everyone on how to stay safe, we will get through this crisis together, how to live during our new normal.

Shut up. There is nothing normal about what is going on in our country. I don't need to be told how to live.

Posted by: Cheri at May 14, 2020 01:16 PM (oiNtH)

400 Really, who would be paying attention to losers like French and Kristol if real conservatives ignored them? It's not like the Left trusts or respects them (although they don't mind using them). They speak only for their own small circle of cucks.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 14, 2020 01:18 PM (HabA/)

401 337 Pa Ingals was a real man, not just a TV character. If he were alive today, he would not be living in fear.
Posted by: Lucas Roebuck at May 14, 2020 12:54 PM (X69EK)


-----

There was a story that Laura would tell later in life about how her dad and the other men of the town went out and hunted down a pedophile. I can't find the story now of course.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 14, 2020 01:18 PM (BJKQV)

402 Posted by: Cheri at May 14, 2020 01:16 PM (oiNtH)

Yeah, we all need to be told 20 times a day how to wash our hands and stay 6 ft. apart.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 14, 2020 01:19 PM (HabA/)

403 so glad to see these comments...especially about the "conservative" talkers like ALLLAHtocwardlytosay...nothing more flaccid than all talk warriors on the "conservative" side...try contacting #1 leading pussy limpdick graham and see when he is going to finally have hearings into the bidens over their fraudulent dealings w/Ukraine...

Posted by: Hooligan at May 14, 2020 01:19 PM (LyaGr)

404 And no Karens in he family.


Posted by: Ripley at May 14, 2020 01:06 PM (MxEKc)

----

Karen lived nextdoor to Samantha and Darren






Mmmmmmm Samantha

Posted by: 29Victor at May 14, 2020 01:20 PM (BJKQV)

405 Why aren't the people that should be embarrassed, never embarrassed?

Dan, I'm looking at you.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 14, 2020 01:26 PM (jUVms)

406 Low T, Lo Valu.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 14, 2020 01:27 PM (vuisn)

407 " I describe a hero AND The "hero" is more like ME. *I* have those qualities--even though I don't exhibit much of any of them. Imagining that I am Pa Ingalls and being the first one to mention Pa Ingalls, makes me almost Pa Ingalls."

And I am friggin' sick of healthcare workers being described as "heroes." (I have healthcare workers in my family who completely buy into that self-flattering description, even though they are at very low risk.)

People go into healthcare for a number of reasons, some selfless, some practical. Yes, many genuinely want to help others. It's also an area that was thought (wrongly) to be recession-proof when people in my family chose it, because everyone needs medical care at some point in their lives. You also have to have less squeamishness than many people about blood, body fluids, etc.

If you chose it as a profession then you put up with the pros and cons of the job like anybody in any field. I think it's going to the heads of many healthcare workers - I know a woman who is a occupational therapist and she talks about herself as if she's Florence Nightingale, although she hasn't taken care of any Wuhan flu patients.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 14, 2020 01:29 PM (HabA/)

408 [If you've ever watched a John Wayne or Clint Eastwood Western, you'll notice that the guy who runs his mouth, swaggers, & talks a big game is never the hero. He's usually the guy who gets shot by Clint or the Duke.]

True. True.
I've also noticed that on "Lost In Space" it's always the Doctor who brings everyone else to within a hair's breadth of annihilation.

Posted by: jbspry at May 14, 2020 01:31 PM (8V4Sv)

409 Interesting the Burr goes down just as the FBI was being implicated in the Flynn matter. But I'm sure it's not a purposeful distraction.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 14, 2020 01:41 PM (17n5k)

410 Anecdotal data:
No human transmission found from a child to an adult of chin-virus in Iceland. Zero.

Liberty Univ had 1100 students come back after spring break and they have Zero cases of chin-virus.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2020 02:03 PM (r+sAi)

411 Earth: There is too much fucking soy on me.

Mother Nature: Release the murder virus!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 14, 2020 02:08 PM (+dsLj)

412 Hoe can one group of a-holes be so consistently wrong.

The founders would be "stunned" by our callous disregard for COVID? The same founders that lived with Small Pox? You know the disease with something like 2000% the fatality rate of Wuhan Coronavirus, no effective treatment or viable vaccine, and just as communicable. A disease, knowing it was communicated person to person, they faced without locking up the whole of the US or forcing everyone to wear masks. Reserving mandatory action for quarantine of the infected.

I think they would be stunned at our cowardice and chide us on how easily we give up the freedoms they in many cases died for.

The west was won by Pa Ingalls types? Lemme cut you in on something you apparently don't know because you are too stupid. You don't move your family, wife, kids, et al, someplace you are not reasonably sure provides for their basic needs including security.

The military, law men, rangers et al of the west were who made the west settleable. The only time Pa Ingalls was really helping was when he grabbed his gun saddled up with his local sheriff and put his own life on the line to provide a posse to enforce the law when the sheriff couldn't do so by himself.

And that isn't about patience it's about a righteous intolerance for evil.

These effing idiots.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 14, 2020 02:21 PM (Y6UV7)

413 33 I read the post twice, and still don't know what it's about.

"Here xhe goes again.

C'mon, man. This is weak stuff.

-- Dan McLaughlin"

Ummmm...what?

Scratches head.
Posted by: zombie at May 14, 2020 12:23 PM (N9G0H)

******

David Reaboi composes a mean tweet. It consistis of two separate tweets by two separate tweeters, side by side.

The first is the black square on the left, composed by David French. It complains about how the right is not willing to do anything for their country to keep the Corona virus deaths down.

The second is the black square on the right, composed by some other person. (You can't see the name on it on Ace's page because it is cut off, but if you click on it, you will see it.) This one says that low testosterone men are more likely to die of Covid-19.

So...the implication that David Reaboi is making is that David French is all concerned about people on the right not taking precautions because he is a low-T beta boy cuck.


Then Baseball Crank replies/makes a comment, which you can read underneath... which is he finds that sort of mean tweet by David Reaboi to be "weak stuff."

Posted by: El Jefe at May 14, 2020 02:29 PM (Ae67h)

414 No doubt that AllahPundit should added to this list. In fact the whole site "HotAir" has been infected with TDS. A fate that COVID-19 pales in comparison to.

Posted by: T^2 at May 14, 2020 02:40 PM (THn9o)

415 I finally cut the cord on my HotAir readership thanks to the Allahpundit crapola postings. How in the heck did he get the position once MM left is beyond me. Used to read right after Ace every morning...unpinned it and haven't looked back.

Posted by: the hawl at May 14, 2020 03:30 PM (rPa9U)

416 Just had to get that Die Hard shot it in.

Posted by: JackT at May 14, 2020 03:34 PM (bw9sV)

417 I went back and forth with him on Twitter a couple of years ago. He thought Hillary! losing the election was a sufficient consequence for her illegal treatment of classified emails and related activities. I was incredulous, arguing that all that did was embolden all who follow, especially subordinates, with as "head's I win, tails you lose" outcome. "If she wins, I'm rewarded; if she loses, no real consequence and I still earn status, maybe still rewarded. Hmm, what should I do? what SHOULD I do?"
He didn't dispute the perverse incentives his position created.
It's like none of them have actually met or know any real people.

Posted by: TANJ User at May 14, 2020 04:28 PM (xP8Wr)

418 He sure tweets a lot for a guy with "quiet patience."

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at May 14, 2020 05:07 PM (y5oH4)

419 These cucks are not worth the time Ace spends on them. They have proved themselves to be traitors, turncoats, and irrelevant to true conservatives. They fooled us for decades, but Trump exposed them all.

I would rather Ace spend his capabilities on promoting all the successful stories of Hydroxychorine/Zinc/Anti-biotic treatments for Covid-19 infections when given EARLY.

There are tons of successful stories. The MSM and the liberal/progressives are using FEAR to make people scared to resume our normal lives. FEAR is because the MSM has successfully spiked the near 100% success rate of EARLY treatment with Hydroxychorine/Zinc/Anti-biotic combos.

It's cheap, effective, and would further demonstrate the danger to average Americans of letting the MSM drive the narrative of "no return to normal without a vaccine" which (1) we may not have for years, if ever, and (2) the holders of the patent will make billions when there is a cheap, successful alternative available NOW.

We need a full court press on the success of Hydroxychorine/Zinc/Anti-biotic treatments for Covid-19 infections.

Posted by: Optimus Maximus at May 14, 2020 06:20 PM (C2EWj)

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