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Judge Dismisses Whiny Whamen's Soccer Team Lawsuit -- They Had the Same Chance to Pick a Bonus-Based Payment Model, But Chose the Safe, Socialist Pay Structure
But now that they actually won -- and would have been entitled to higher payments had they selected the bonus-heavy payment structure -- they wanted a Daddy Judge to undo their own decision and reach back in time to write a different contract for them.
The U.S. women's national soccer team has been fighting for months to receive the same rate of pay as their male counterparts. On Friday, a judge dismissed the claim for equal pay, but said that other allegations of discrimination can proceed to trial.The court will entertain their other silly complaints that they were "discriminated against" as far as air travel costs, hotel costs, etc. In law, a juvenile can void a contract at his choosing, because he's legally incompetent of entering a contract. (Or, rather: He can enter one but he always has the right to void it, because he's a child.) Is that what these Heroic Wahmen seek? To be declared legally incompetent children deserving of eternal protection and patronization by Daddy Judges? What heroic exemplars of Female Empowerment! I can almost feel the Ambient Empowerment from here!
U.S. District Judge R Gary Klausner said he would not allow the equal pay allegations to go forward because the women's national team previously "rejected an offer to be paid under the same pay-to-play structure" as the men's national team. According to CBS Sports, the women's team sought $66 million under the Equal Pay Act and Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. "The WNT was willing to forgo higher bonuses for benefits, such as greater base compensation and the guarantee of a higher number of contracted players," he wrote in the 32-page decision. "Accordingly, plaintiffs cannot now retroactively deem their CBA (collective bargaining agreement) worse than the MNT (men's national team) CBA by reference to what they would have made had they been paid under the MNT's pay-to-play terms structure when they themselves rejected such a structure."
When a man signs a contract, the law demands he keep his word. The law does not provide him a "But I'm a girl!" method of undoing it. Why are these Heroic Wahmen incapable of abiding by the promises they make? Is it asking too much of them to expect them to act with the baseline level of promise-honoring that we expect of all men? Feminist rapist Joey Fingers has leapt to please the Identity Politics Caucus, promising he'll cancel US funding for the World Cup unless these Empowered Wahmen are permitted, as incompetent children are permitted, to void the contracts they enter into at their whim.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bert G at May 04, 2020 05:32 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2020 05:32 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Bert G at May 04, 2020 05:32 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2020 05:32 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 04, 2020 05:33 PM (Y7v+0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 05:33 PM (bW1Yb)
Ps... Soccer is bad enough but Womens soccer?
Posted by: Hillary at May 04, 2020 05:33 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 05:34 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2020 05:34 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: aelfheld at May 04, 2020 05:34 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Second look at women, children, and lunatics as a legal category?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 04, 2020 05:34 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 05:34 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 04, 2020 05:35 PM (pxDdN)
Maybe they can beat the High school boys team they couldn't
Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2020 05:35 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 04, 2020 05:35 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 05:35 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 04, 2020 05:35 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Gno at May 04, 2020 05:35 PM (sWM8x)
Yes. Exactly. Modern leftwing women want the rights of adulthood without the responsibilities...which is a state late teenagers are usually legally held in.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 05:35 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 05:36 PM (ddi17)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2020 05:36 PM (ZCEU2)
Yup... Glad it's coming back to bite them in the derriere...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2020 05:36 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 05:36 PM (KnJdm)
Huh. A piece of straightforward and sensible reasoning by a judge - and a labor judge at that.
Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
:: goes to the door ::
:: looks outside and up ::
Yup, I'll be damned. The sky is green.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 05:36 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Once they found out they did have merit, they wanted a meritocracy.
This is why the modern definition of meritocracy blows ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2020 05:36 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Mick Jagger at May 04, 2020 05:36 PM (Y7v+0)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 04, 2020 05:37 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2020 05:37 PM (5bxa0)
I think we've reached our Monday Lesbian quota.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 05:37 PM (ddi17)
:: looks outside and up ::
Yup, I'll be damned. The sky is green.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 05:36 PM (hYcqw)
Did you get hit by pig shit?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)
They chose not to risk anything- but they still want that glory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2020 05:38 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Mick Jagger at May 04, 2020 05:38 PM (Y7v+0)
Yes; Absolutely. That's it!! I never thought of that before. Thanks so much
Can we now pivot from the women's soccer team to how terrible votes for woman was. I do enjoy those posts.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 05:38 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)
+++++++++++
No. Thankfully, I didn't have to step out from under the eaves.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 05:38 PM (hYcqw)
***
If you looks at the men's vote in 2016 I believe Trump won every state.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 05:38 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2020 05:39 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: mallfly of hte Lammamoor at May 04, 2020 05:39 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 05:39 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 04, 2020 05:35 PM (dUJdY)
This sentiment really can't be expressed enough.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 05:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 05:39 PM (cJswI)
If they would like to get back to making that dough, they need to get more hawt Mia Hamm types to show us them gazongas!
Nobody is gonna pay money to watch a buncha bull dykes play middle school-level soccer.
Get some hotties out there in bikinis. We don't even care if they win. And play more in the rain and do some slap-fighting. It'd be awesome!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2020 05:39 PM (lkNgq)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 05:39 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: pep at May 04, 2020 05:40 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 04, 2020 05:40 PM (AOXF9)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 04, 2020 05:40 PM (AOXF9)
***
What are the odds Slow Joe would find something there he wasn't expecting?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 05:40 PM (WdocV)
And speaking of lawsuits, FL has dropped its case against business that was first to be charged with violating "non-essential" closure orders.
One hopes and expects there will be a nation-wide tsunami, wave, epidemic, as it were, of such suits and other challenges to emergency orders, as well as legislative review of existing laws, and constitutional testing of said laws.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2020 05:40 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 04, 2020 05:40 PM (AOXF9)
+++++++++++++
Good timing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 05:40 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 04, 2020 05:40 PM (aKsyK)
I approach is like the Iran-Iraq war: I root for casualties.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 04, 2020 05:41 PM (H5knJ)
lol
so, other countries love love love soccer right? "football" - but in other countries, it's considered VERY non-feminine to play soccer. Girls don't play soccer, they play hockey (or, in the ME, nothing).
the US team of wimmens is basically always gonna win, because HERE we're super into girls playing soccer! huge youth development which doesn't help our boys (well, it's very very corrupt unfortunately) but is good enough to propel the women to dominate a very sparse international field
IOW - who cares about women's soccer
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 05:41 PM (j9HX3)
Get some hotties out there in bikinis. We don't even care if they
win. And play more in the rain and do some slap-fighting. It'd be
awesome!
***
Could lingerie league soccer compete against lingerie league football?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 05:41 PM (WdocV)
__________
Joint Biden-US Women's National soccer team campaign announced -- will feature Joe Biden kicking a ball while exclaiming "Look Ma, No Fingers!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 04, 2020 05:41 PM (Kcbig)
I think we've reached our Monday Lesbian quota.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 05:37 PM (ddi17)
The lesbianism will continue until morale improves.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 05:41 PM (KnJdm)
Cannot parody these people
Posted by: bif at May 04, 2020 05:41 PM (yhv0Z)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 05:39 PM (85Gof)
I read that as I'd slow joe finger Rapone...I gagged a little, I don't mind telling you...
Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2020 05:41 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 05:41 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Axeman at May 04, 2020 05:42 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I'm okay with them voting, but I insist that they eschew crying as a strategy to get what they want. It's manipulation, is what it is.
Posted by: pep at May 04, 2020 05:42 PM (T6t7i)
I'm in a state that still has alimony. The alimony laws are gender neutral. As are the child support laws. There are actual worksheets and printed schedule of payments for child support and all you do is plug in the numbers and work the formula to see who pays what. Which means that women are now having to pay men child support because the woman makes more than the man.
We had a few female clients where that was the case and every single one of them flipped out completely at being told they had to pay child support and in one case alimony. I'm talking HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE MY LAWYER! I'M THE MOTHER! HE HAS TO PAY ME! Nevermind that in one care in particular the woman made more than twice the soon to be ex husband did. She was the woman so he had to pay her no matter what. That bint turned to me during a meeting and tried to play the grrl power solidarity card of you see why this is so unfair. I looked her dead in the eye and said we wanted equality. This is equality. She was very very unhappy about that.
Also, and I didn't pay too close attention, didn't it turn out that when you did the math the girl European kickball players got paid more a game than the men?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 05:42 PM (GbPPJ)
Um, I'm pretty sure the US government doesn't give any funding for the World Cup in the first place.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 04, 2020 05:42 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Otter-Proof Suit at May 04, 2020 05:42 PM (Vy7tf)
Will they ever learn women are different than men.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2020 05:42 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 04, 2020 05:43 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: wth at May 04, 2020 05:43 PM (v0R5T)
was first to be charged with violating "non-essential" closure orders.
***
Pretty sure the government has no right, at any level, to tell you that you can't conduct business, go outside, or breath fresh air without a mask and frankly Judge 18-1 would find any official trying to assert such a rule guilty of false imprisonment and send his/her ass to real jail.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 05:43 PM (WdocV)
Or maybe it was, and they just lied to us.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 04, 2020 05:43 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 05:41 PM (WdocV)
I'm thinking super bowl of lingerie here! Soccer vs football, without panty lines, people!
Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2020 05:43 PM (32YRo)
care if they win. And play more in the rain and do some slap-fighting.
It'd be awesome!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Where exactly does the jello come in?
Posted by: pep at May 04, 2020 05:43 PM (T6t7i)
lol
so, other countries love love love soccer right? "football" - but in other countries, it's considered VERY non-feminine to play soccer"
Does that also apply to the "men" that play this "sport"? Would not seem so.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 04, 2020 05:43 PM (Y7v+0)
the burkas allow for some tomfoolery
still, our ladies will beat a team of terrified Islamic girls and one or two guys dressing as girls
the tranny influx hasn't made it to soccer yet, not sure why. probably just THAT incredibly dull even shemales don't want to play with others who can't pass
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 05:43 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 05:43 PM (ddi17)
Posted by: mallfly of hte Lammamoor at May 04, 2020 05:43 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Biden at May 04, 2020 05:43 PM (VE8d+)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 05:38 PM (WdocV)
Except the states with significant mail in and ballet harvesting - they have idea who cast those votes.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 05:44 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 05:42 PM (GbPPJ)
+++++++++++++
By gross revenue, I *think* so but I don't remember. And pay scale of girls' soccer is not something I can be bothered to go confirm...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 05:44 PM (hYcqw)
our team. the women's national team
I think it was U14s - middle school boys
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 05:44 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 05:44 PM (cJswI)
Given what they say about this country, they're not the US Women's Soccer Team, they're the Soccer Team of Women from the US.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 05:44 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 04, 2020 05:44 PM (2BXNb)
common, if not yet routine, for the woman to make more than the man.
***
And interestingly, women are generally unattracted to men that earn less then them....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 05:44 PM (WdocV)
80% of divorce is initiated by the woman. I have research to validate this finding. The tide may be turning.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Otter-Proof Suit at May 04, 2020 05:44 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 05:42 PM (GbPPJ)
All while bringing in 1/3 of the revenue of the men's team.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: pep at May 04, 2020 05:43 PM (T6t7i)
++++++++++++
Overtime sudden death.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 05:45 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2020 05:45 PM (4ue9T)
They came for (and shut down) stores selling legal vaping products, and we did Nothing...
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 05:45 PM (ddi17)
Good to hear AtC - usually a man has to take out "your fault" insurance in marriage
Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2020 05:45 PM (32YRo)
Pffffft.
Posted by: The worm at May 04, 2020 05:46 PM (T6t7i)
80% of divorce is initiated by the woman. I have research to validate this finding. The tide may be turning.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Otter-Proof Suit at May 04, 2020
*
*
About f***ing time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 04, 2020 05:46 PM (rpbg1)
Maybe I should identify as hoo-ha challenged?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Otter-Proof Suit at May 04, 2020 05:42 PM (Vy7tf)
Married?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 05:46 PM (KnJdm)
.....
Maybe.
But I'd definitely watch a Professional Lingerie Greased Pig Catching League on ESPN+.
They could structure it like that game in the Harry Potter movies where most of the teams of buxom women wrestle and smack each other around while two super hot chicks from either team chase the greased pig and the game is over when one of them catches it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2020 05:46 PM (lkNgq)
Fastest baseball pitch thrown by a woman: 63 mph
The women's world record for the mile was the men's world record in 1915.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 05:46 PM (mht8P)
***
There was a big blow up in handball when a 6'4 250 lb tranny signed up and absolutely destroyed all comers. I think this was on a Euro team.
It is hilarious seeing 5'5 120 lb women trying to defend him.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 05:46 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 04, 2020 05:42 PM (nu45M)
US Soccer probably gets money from the US government.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 05:46 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 04, 2020 05:43 PM (sWM8x)
I did not see your post when I wrote mine. Horde mind meld for the knockout.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 05:46 PM (cJswI)
I think it was U14s - middle school boys
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 05:44 PM (j9HX3)
It was the FC Dallas U-15 Academy team.
https://tinyurl.com/yd7apme5
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh, girls, girls, girls!
(You know, based on your behavior, that I am perfectly within my rights to call you that, don't you?)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2020 05:47 PM (pNxlR)
Not that I want to ignite one of our usual bitter war-of-the-sexes threads, but I've generally found that women only want equality if it benefits them. Try and saddle them with the same burdens men have to carry, and they have no interest in equality. I'm sure that's not universal; I'm not sure it's not a supermajority though.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 04, 2020 05:47 PM (H5knJ)
most of the teams of buxom women wrestle and smack each other around
while two super hot chicks from either team chase the greased pig and
the game is over when one of them catches it.
It seems to me that the pig is completely extraneous in this scenario.
Posted by: pep at May 04, 2020 05:47 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: mallfly of hte Lammamoor at May 04, 2020 05:48 PM (4a9Vv)
The women's world record for the mile was the men's world record in 1915.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 05:46 PM (mht8P)
Underhanded softball pitchers pitch in the 70's.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 05:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Anyone remember (before "reparations") the Leftist toyed with the idea of preposterous class action lawsuit for "housewives" to be compensated for their "work?"
Yes, that's right, the Left seriously considered (and probably still are because they never discard anything in their Bag o' Tricks) wives suing their husbands for Pay.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 05:48 PM (ddi17)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2020 05:48 PM (EZebt)
definitely a missed opportunity here - and if she's all about making the cabbage she should go for MMA stardom!
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 05:48 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 05:41 PM (KnJdm)
*instacarts more Gatorade*
No, no, Horde, you sit there and be still, I shall throw myself on this grenade.
Truly, I do this for you, Horde. For you. Out of the overwhelming compassion I have for others. And selflessness.
Selfless compassion. Yes. That is why I shall bear this nigh to unbearable burden.
Now, where did I put that Hershey's syrup?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 05:48 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: pep at May 04, 2020 05:49 PM (T6t7i)
I will be concerned with this when women are better represented in fields like roofing, high-rise construction, mining and Bering Sea crab fishing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 05:49 PM (mht8P)
A Quinpooniac poll today shows 78% support for Rappinho.
Posted by: Gno at May 04, 2020 05:35 PM (sWM8x)
____________
78% of polled lesbians (phrasing?) answered "Yes" to a question about Megan Rapinoe "Would you hit it?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 04, 2020 05:49 PM (Kcbig)
***
There was a big to do a few years ago when a study came out that in married couples women do, on the average 3 hours more of house week. This was denounced endlessly.
The same study showed men on the average have 6 hours more of out of the house work. This was not, apparently, a problem, or even something to consider what with 6 being greater then 3.....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 05:49 PM (WdocV)
How about U. S. Wahmyn's Soccer team up with the WNBA to embark on a nationwide tour to demonstrate the tour de fore that is wahmyn's professional athletes?
The "We've Come a Long Ways, But We're Still Babies" tour!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2020 05:50 PM (pNxlR)
The Women also have it in their contracts with US soccer that no other female on a NWSL will get paid higher than than any USWNT member.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 04, 2020 05:50 PM (dKiJG)
_______________________________
Stayed tuned on that premise...you know, the whole "forgiving" student loan contracts?
Posted by: Orson at May 04, 2020 05:50 PM (MOTt7)
Maybe I should identify as hoo-ha challenged?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Otter-Proof Suit at May 04, 2020 05:42 PM (Vy7tf)
Married?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 05:46 PM (KnJdm)
He said challenged, not deprived.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 04, 2020 05:50 PM (NWiLs)
I would never take a penny in alimony and would be hard pressed to take child support if I had custody.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 05:50 PM (cJswI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 05:50 PM (mht8P)
The US Women's National team got their asses handed to them by FC Dallas Under 15s club.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6z5zqhf
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2020 05:51 PM (YYlyE)
95 67
Maybe I should identify as hoo-ha challenged?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Otter-Proof Suit at May 04, 2020 05:42 PM (Vy7tf)
Married?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 05:46 PM (KnJdm)
He said challenged, not deprived.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 04, 2020 05:50 PM (NWiLs)
I've heard it both ways.
Posted by: Shawn Spencer at May 04, 2020 05:51 PM (KnJdm)
They really don't like that whole "equality" thing when it actually costs them something.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 04, 2020 05:51 PM (NWiLs)
New Zealand national "women's" handball team, I think.
The guy looks like Thor. In an interview, they asked him about sex, and he said, with a Thor-deep voice, "I'm into girls."
The interviewer was perplexed. He looked like he thought he was being punked.
Posted by: ace at May 04, 2020 05:51 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 05:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Women's softball players not a bunch of whiny girls.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2020 05:51 PM (4ue9T)
Grow the fuck up, girls. This team is already absurdly feted by dim woke sports journalists because they're female and obnoxiously liberal. Now they're whining about pay. Sure thing, ladies, go get your asses kicked by some more 13 year old boys.
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 04, 2020 05:51 PM (tRd71)
*******
Judicial Watch Sues to Force Pennsylvania to Clean Its Voter Rolls--Over 800k INACTIVE Voters! - YouTube
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 04, 2020 05:52 PM (Lrula)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 04, 2020 05:52 PM (WEBkv)
Cue Insomniac!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2020 05:48 PM (EZebt)
*swoops in*
Have no fear! Lawyer Man is here!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 04, 2020 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
definitely not - they're cool
lax girls also
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 05:52 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: morigu at May 04, 2020 05:52 PM (Eu98u)
The same study showed men on the average have 6 hours more of out of the house work. This was not, apparently, a problem, or even something to consider what with 6 being greater then 3.....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 05:49 PM (WdocV)
For every hour I move the furnishings around the wife works four hours thinking about how many times I am going to rearrange everything.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 05:53 PM (1g7ch)
>>>There was a big blow up in handball when a 6'4 250 lb tranny
signed up and absolutely destroyed all comers. I think this was on a
Euro team.
New Zealand national "women's" handball team, I think.
The guy looks like Thor. In an interview, they asked him about sex, and he said, with a Thor-deep voice, "I'm into girls."
The interviewer was perplexed. He looked like he thought he was being punked.
Posted by: ace at May 04, 2020 05:51 PM (PbpT7)
Running around with sweaty girls throwing themselves all day? Dude seems to have it pretty well figured out.
Posted by: Shawn Spencer at May 04, 2020 05:53 PM (KnJdm)
yay!
better get that done quick like
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 05:53 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2020 05:53 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 05:53 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 04, 2020 05:47 PM (H5knJ)
++++++++++++++
A lot of the women who were opposed to universal suffrage were opposed because they assumed (as it should have been - they should have been right) that if they got the vote, it would also mean that Selective Service and local drafts for things like civil defense and to man fire brigades or repair bridges (the use of local drafts for such things was fairly common at the time). To those opposed, that wasn't worth it.
Turns out they needn't have worried, because for some reason the costs weren't bound to the benefits when various local suffrage acts were passed, nor were they in the 19th.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 05:53 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 05:50 PM (mht8P)
RIIIGGGSSS!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sgt. Murtaugh at May 04, 2020 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Fake News CNN: "Biden's Invisible Campaign Is Winning"
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 05:53 PM (ddi17)
I think Meg Rapinoe is a clueless leftist, but women should play against other women-not against men or boys.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 05:53 PM (bW1Yb)
I'm sick of hearing about this.
I love soccer.
Never watch female soccer.
I cannot even root for the US team because I despise some of the loud-mouthed players.
Shut up and play.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 05:54 PM (8fB/R)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqRJkNIwW-A
I see Megan Rapinoe and I sorta think, "Eh, let them play against men."
Posted by: ace at May 04, 2020 05:54 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2020 05:54 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Purple Hair Reveals Poisonous Thinking at May 04, 2020 05:54 PM (+nWCH)
I'm really starting not to care and maybe lean to the transsexual's side in this.
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: ace at May 04, 2020 05:54 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 05:55 PM (cJswI)
I would never take a penny in alimony and would be hard pressed to take child support if I had custody.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 05:50 PM (cJswI)
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When I took the kids away from my ex, I used the threat of child support to keep her out of my hair.
More than worth not collecting. She only challenged me once, I dropped the hammer, she backed down right quick.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 04, 2020 05:55 PM (WEBkv)
Now, on the other hand, women's curling...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Do you prefer rollers or a wand?
Posted by: pep at May 04, 2020 05:55 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 05:40 PM (hYcqw)
Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good, but I happen to be both, so I got that going for me.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 04, 2020 05:55 PM (AOXF9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 05:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 05:55 PM (85Gof)
The simple truth is that the best women's player could not qualify to even play in the men's draw. Yet....equal pay is instituted in that sport.
Posted by: Orson at May 04, 2020 05:55 PM (MOTt7)
You'd think that their team of reporters would have looked at the CBA that the women's team signed and rejected, which was fundamentally different than the men's CBA.
You can tell that this was a pretty bone-headed move on Bloomy's part, because the reporter that broadcast this development is different than the one who covered the story in the first place.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 04, 2020 05:55 PM (iuFgi)
Running around with sweaty girls throwing themselves all day? Dude seems to have it pretty well figured out.
***
I knew a dorky guy in college who did not have any success with the ladies.
He joined the dance team and claimed to be bisexual....and I think he had sex with every female member of the dance team shortly thereafter based on who I saw coming out of his dorm room at night.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 05:56 PM (WdocV)
I guess what bothers me more watching the USWNT is that they aren't technically very good?
there's no reason for that either. even vs other women of similar strength and speed, other teams PASS and execute and our team...just doesn't. they kind of freestyle it out there, don't play as a full team (certain ladies seem in sync with each other in twos and threes) and they end up with fewer good scoring chances due to that
anyway. our team just already sort of seemed like a bunch of prima donnas. that's probably due to the youth development system in the US, which SUCKS in general
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 05:56 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 05:56 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sockhim at May 04, 2020 05:56 PM (Tnijr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0XlP2Bbei8
Posted by: ace at May 04, 2020 05:56 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2020 05:51 PM (4ue9T)
I played both co-ed and womens softball, city leagues.
Women's way more competitive. But not whiny at all. Very nice people.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 05:56 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2020 05:56 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Menack at May 04, 2020 05:57 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 05:55 PM (cJswI)
The college game has come a long way. Two things I've learned is that you NEVER know what you're going to see during the game and they will give everything they've got on the field.
It's usually pretty entertaining.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 05:57 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm in Pa, and when I inquired about getting my car inspected I was told that the Pa. Dep't of transportaion is closed until May 8.
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 05:56 PM (arJlL)
2020?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 05:57 PM (mht8P)
Luckily this story is drowning in all of the other stupid stuff going on right now.
Most people just don't care no matter how hard the left push this.
They just want to pit women v women. That is it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 05:57 PM (8fB/R)
105 coming this fall on Netflix! The Joe Biden Story! Full Mental Jackass!
Posted by: mallfly of hte Lammamoor at May 04, 2020 05:48 PM (4a9Vv)
"There I was, knuckle deep in the shit. Oh, don't get me wrong, I was two knuckles deep in the pink, too. But I was knuckle deep in the shit."
-- Joey "Scranton Glow Worm" Biden
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2020 05:57 PM (pNxlR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0XlP2Bbei8
Posted by: ace at May 04, 2020 05:56 PM (PbpT7)
Ooof. Now we know what Brad Pitt would look like in drag.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 05:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 05:46 PM (dLLD6)
It's possible. I did a brief look and all I could find is that it's a registered nonprofit and supposedly does not receive any taxpayer funding, but I did not do exhaustive research.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 04, 2020 05:58 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 05:58 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 04, 2020 05:52 PM (WEBkv)
It was about 50/50
The women institute divorce proceedings more than men statistic is misleading, at least in my experience. Women are more likely to institute because, speaking in broad swathes, women are still the primary party taking care of kids and, gosh golly gee whilikers, you get more public funds for your kids if you only have one income, not two.
And thus there is a strong financial incentive for women to file for divorce.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 05:58 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 05:56 PM (arJlL)
2020?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
We'll see.......
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 05:58 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 05:58 PM (ptqGC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0XlP2Bbei8
Posted by: ace at May 04, 2020 05:56 PM (PbpT7)
What a fucking douche.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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Oh yeah, I go to several games every year. Some of those girls are great athletes. I have a niece who pitched on a national championship team. Catching her up was an adventure, let me tell you.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 04, 2020 05:59 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2020 05:59 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: ace at May 04, 2020 05:54 PM (PbpT7)
Didn't they already lose to the 15 year old champion squad...?
Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2020 05:59 PM (32YRo)
Chemjeff weeps.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 05:55 PM (ptqGC)
No bar seating.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 05:59 PM (1g7ch)
Beautiful.
I think he's given up, will just wait for the paper check.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2020 05:59 PM (El6T/)
And why in the hell don't they have to? If we're going to shriek every time some women don't think they're getting what they deserve, why are so many not willing to help shoulder the burdens men do?
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 04, 2020 05:59 PM (tRd71)
Speaking of hoohah challenged.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 05:59 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Sockhim at May 04, 2020 05:56 PM (Tnijr)
heh.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 05:59 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 05:57 PM (8fB/R)
As long as there's Jello involved...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 04, 2020 05:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2020 05:59 PM (r+sAi)
They use disease for everything else...that's strange.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2020 06:00 PM (jUVms)
Both the Williams sisters individually played Karsten Braasch ranked 203 in men's tennis at the time. He beat them both easily.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2020 06:00 PM (YYlyE)
There is no inherent physical advantage to being male in these activities.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2020 06:00 PM (lkNgq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0XlP2Bbei8
Posted by: ace at May 04, 2020 05:56 PM (PbpT7)
I couldn't even watch it.
Looks like a guy, sounds like a guy
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 06:00 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 06:00 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 04, 2020 05:58 PM (nu45M)
I'll bet that they are funded the way our Olympic teams are funded...out of some bullshit slush fund for international competition or some such crap.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 06:00 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2020 06:01 PM (q3gwH)
They use disease for everything else...that's strange.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2020 06:00 PM (jUVms)
If it is a disease there has to be a cure or everybody stays home until there is.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:01 PM (1g7ch)
in general, there is
men have much better spatial vision/understanding of spatial relationships
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:01 PM (j9HX3)
For my part, I want to go back in time to buy Apple and Microsoft stock at their IPO price. Howza about it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:01 PM (0A3LU)
competitions like darts, bowling, curling, billiards or the like.
***
Pretty sure the top competitors in all those sports are men.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 06:01 PM (WdocV)
There is no inherent physical advantage to being male in these activities.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2020 06:00 PM (lkNgq)
sometimes men want to hang out with men
sometimes women want to hang out with women
competitive men and women
and then there is co-ed
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 06:01 PM (8fB/R)
Not out of malice, just your brain tells you so.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2020 06:01 PM (jUVms)
Speaking of whiny bitches, the UK tabloids have officially turned on Meggie Sparkles (and Harry) and are getting vicious. I love it:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/
article-8265055/
(remove line feed)
Apparently, she hates her feet and refuses to have them photographe. Thus, they are showing closeups of her "funky feet".
Quentin Tarantino would throw up.
Posted by: Homo floresiensis at May 04, 2020 06:01 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 04, 2020 05:59 PM (tRd71)
+++++++++++
I agree. I think the draft should be extended to encompass the entire franchise.
But back then, the women arguing against suffrage often used the inverse of the argument you're making: "I don't want to shoulder those burdens, so I shouldn't have the vote." It's an equivalent statement, just from the other side.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 06:01 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 06:01 PM (cJswI)
https://tinyurl.com/y2458ert
Posted by: ryukyu at May 04, 2020 06:02 PM (vKhgw)
RIP Don Shula.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2020 05:59 PM (r+sAi)
Lesbian murder hornets struck again.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 06:02 PM (KnJdm)
Is he still dead ?
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 06:00 PM (arJlL)
Only in NYC. See Marino faked his death and NYC fell for it hook line and sinker
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 06:02 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 04, 2020 06:02 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:01 PM (j9HX3)
Don't be silly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:02 PM (0A3LU)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 06:02 PM (ddi17)
I never have understood why there are separate women's divisions in competitions like darts, bowling, curling, billiards or the like.
There is no inherent physical advantage to being male in these activities.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2020 06:00 PM (lkNgq)
"Your shirt's not tucked in. You didn't comb your hair. Did you take a shower this morning?" That's why.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 06:02 PM (mht8P)
Saw the Extraneous Pigs open for the Dog Faced Pony Soldiers back in '52.
Posted by: Tyrone Power at May 04, 2020 06:02 PM (LilNs)
There is no inherent physical advantage to being male in these activities.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2020 06:00 PM (lkNgq)
Conversely, gymnastics - who they hell wants to watch a guy try to do some of that stuff?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:03 PM (1g7ch)
awwwww
little guys need sports too!
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:03 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Okay - that was an Onion clip, wasn't it? I mean, that guy is just there to score babes, you know that right? He's probably banging tow at a time...wait a second...this is the greatest man move of all time!
Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2020 06:03 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 06:03 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 06:03 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: iandeal at May 04, 2020 06:04 PM (vgGyZ)
Last week that big mouth Megan Whatshername said she would volunteer to be Biden's VP. I'd paid to see that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 04, 2020 06:04 PM (3tXAu)
walk on it's hind legs. You don't expect them to be any good at it,
you're just amazed they're able to do it at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2020 06:01 PM (q3gwH)
Go play water polo with any good women's team. They will kick your ass.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 06:04 PM (dLLD6)
against business that was first to be charged with violating
"non-essential" closure orders.
One hopes and expects there will be a nation-wide tsunami, wave,
epidemic, as it were, of such suits and other challenges to emergency
orders, as well as legislative review of existing laws, and
constitutional testing of said laws.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2020 05:40 PM (El6T/)
__________
Still waiting for AG Barr to follow through on his sternly worded letter and arrest and prosecute fascist governor's across the fruited plain who flushed the Constitution down the toilet -- which he claimed was not allowed even an emergency. I won't be holding my breath ..
Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 04, 2020 06:04 PM (Kcbig)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 04, 2020 06:04 PM (3tXAu)
+++++++++++
Is she still a citizen?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 06:04 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 06:00 PM (dLLD6)
I suspect that you are probably correct. And they're about as much of a non-profit as the NFL.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 04, 2020 06:04 PM (nu45M)
long distance swimming
free diving
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:04 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2020 06:04 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 06:04 PM (ddi17)
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Okay, thanks.
I wasn't asking based on "more women file than men" so much as I was curious in regards to the high wage earner deciding lower earning husband wasn't worth keeping around.
In other words, my question was limited to your specific experience and not meant as a general query.
By the way, I admire your self-restraint in not telling the obviously foolish they were, well, foolish. Maybe with a few swears tossed in for good measure.
Again, thanks much.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 04, 2020 06:05 PM (WEBkv)
Both the Williams sisters individually played Karsten Braasch ranked 203 in men's tennis at the time. He beat them both easily.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2020 06:00 PM (YYlyE)
What's wild about all the crap he got about that is that he considers Serena to be one of the best, if not the best, tennis players ever. But because he did not kneel down and kiss Queen Serena's ring, OMG SEXIST!
And he's right. I can barely stand to watch women's tennis because, apart from the cat being strangled yowling, it's like watching tennis being played at half speed.
The women's game is different than the men's game. It just is. And that's because of all that pesky biological differences.
Doesn't mean that Serena is not one of the greatest players of all time. She is. But it also doesn't mean that some kid playing challengers wouldn't beat the hell out of her.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 06:05 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 06:04 PM (hYcqw)
+++++++++++
Actually, this leads me to a question. If you're a natural-born citizen of the US, and then you expatriate and renounce citizenship to become a national of a foreign country, then re-immigrate and go through naturalization to become a US citizen again, can you run for president?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 06:05 PM (hYcqw)
Eh, they're not as horrifying as Megan Fox's toe thumbs.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2020 06:05 PM (YYlyE)
And that's a fair argument, one that no one makes anymore. Now our culture demands women be given deference of EVERYGODDAMTHING (unless the woman was raped by a democrat), but no one brings up how men are still expected to register for the draft or mine coal or hundreds of other backbreaking jobs.
We've allowed civilian social engineers to force the Army to place women in Ranger battalions, but women aren't required to sign up for a draft that hasn't been enforced in 40 years?
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 04, 2020 06:06 PM (tRd71)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 05:50 PM (mht8P)
But but but we're all supposed to believe that she beat him fair and square
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 04, 2020 06:06 PM (3tXAu)
Go play water polo with any good women's team. They will kick your ass.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 06:04 PM (dLLD6)
And queef in your face after!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:01 PM (j9HX3)
I was reading a ways back about some people have a genetic trait where they read/feel time better than others and can have an advantage in reflexive maneuvers.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 06:06 PM (8fB/R)
Trump is getting roasted on Chinese Twitter for his virus response, highlighting a broad verdict there: America disastrously faltered while China outperformed
https://tinyurl.com/yc6cf3lr
Such good l'il Chinese lapdogs that Politico.
Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 06:06 PM (cF8AT)
Don McLean is mort?
Today is truly the day the music died.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 06:02 PM (ddi17)
*ensures area clear of Nurse*
Bye bye, Mr. American Pie.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 06:06 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:06 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 04, 2020 06:07 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2020 06:07 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2020 06:07 PM (El6T/)
They are more buoyant.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2020 06:07 PM (lkNgq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 06:05 PM (hYcqw)
In many ways this is the story of Barry Soetero
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (L+kF6)
They'd shriek (hard to believe, I know) that women received less money per month than men for the same investment. "Everybody should get the same!"
This was, of course, because men die younger, so the same amount of money divided by a shorter time = more money per month. Simple arithmetic.
But bring up auto insurance. Should everyone pay the same? No, of course not. "Women have fewer accidents, and so get better rates."
The basic question: should sex be a segmentation variable for the actuaries? The answer: it's complicated, but determined by whether doing so favors women or not.
Nothing quite like intellectual honesty.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (0A3LU)
Watching women play sports is like watching a dog
walk on it's hind legs. You don't expect them to be any good at it,
you're just amazed they're able to do it at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2020 06:01 PM (q3gwH)
Go play water polo with any good women's team. They will kick your ass.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 06:04 PM (dLLD6)
And pull your swimsuit out your adnoids through your hoohah.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (bCLt0)
right due to higher fat percentage which also helps them with not getting hypothermia swimming the English channel or whatever
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 04, 2020 06:04 PM (nu45M)
I scream every time some stupid municipality funds a monster stadium for some sports team.
I think arrangements like that are proof positive that politicians are fvcking idiots.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (dLLD6)
Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, I'm free at last....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca - Now Certified Essential - I have a letter! at May 04, 2020 06:09 PM (/Zupy)
For an annuity, I meant to include.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:09 PM (0A3LU)
Some CA mayors/counties continuing to sound fairly idiotic in this direction, but they won't hold up if Newsom starts dismantling state policies.
Or is Newsom finally getting a clue that in a week or two nobody's going to care what the damn policies are?
They're not going to end because some politico says so, they're going to end when the people won't put up with them any more, despite what Karen says.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 06:09 PM (mht8P)
Ace, what's this?
Today is Star Wars Day and we're not acknowledging it? I thought we liked Kirk and Spock, here?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 06:09 PM (ddi17)
Wimmen's soccer sucks even more.
Suck Suckaration Suckola Suckapalooza.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 04, 2020 06:07 PM (Z+IKu)
I like the cut of your jib. Is there a newsletter of sorts one might subscribe to?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)
-
Completely oblivious to the fact that they halved salaries when doubling the workforce.
Yay equality.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 04, 2020 06:10 PM (L+kF6)
Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, I'm free at last....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca - Now Certified Essential - I have a letter! at May 04, 2020 06:09 PM (/Zupy)
Is everyone leaving me behind? Even California??
Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 06:10 PM (lwiT4)
Franz Schubert is dead?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2020 06:10 PM (pNxlR)
He joined the dance team and claimed to be bisexual....and I think he had sex with every female member of the dance team shortly thereafter based on who I saw coming out of his dorm room at night.
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See, that's weird to me. I don't doubt it, chicks are nuts, but aren't college guys STD prone enough without throwing monkey-derived immunovirii into the mix too? You'd think the ladies would steer far clear of the switch-hitters just to avoid the Descovy bills.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2020 06:10 PM (5jaxN)
right due to higher fat percentage which also helps them with not getting hypothermia swimming the English channel or whatever
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (j9HX3)
And gee, this makes me not mad at all.
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 06:10 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020
dude, that is heresy, even here.
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:10 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2020 06:10 PM (ZCEU2)
I think arrangements like that are proof positive that politicians are fvcking idiots.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (dLLD6)
Campaign contributions can be very persuasive.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:10 PM (1g7ch)
I think arrangements like that are proof positive that politicians are fvcking idiots.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (dLLD6)
I suspect that that is politicians' naked pandering for votes. If they block that, they think every sports fan will be howling for their head on a pike.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:10 PM (0A3LU)
.....
I think that is also why a woman's BAC will rise faster than a man drink for drink, pound for pound.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2020 06:10 PM (lkNgq)
Today is Star Wars Day and we're not acknowledging it? I thought we liked Kirk and Spock, here?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 06:09 PM (ddi17)
Um.....Because Trek's mantra wasn't able to be smashed into a date on the calendar?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 06:09 PM (mht8P)
I was expecting some Karen on a spit first.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:11 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2020 06:11 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2020
*
*
That, sir, was stolen from me!
Posted by: Dr. Samuel Johnson at May 04, 2020 06:11 PM (rpbg1)
Only thing exciting was the women fans of different countries.
Posted by: dantesed at May 04, 2020 06:11 PM (88xKn)
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We keep pretending this is true because there has to be SOMETHING, but apparently women don't hold those records, either.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 04, 2020 06:11 PM (L+kF6)
I've heard women's water polo gets rapey during matches.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2020 06:11 PM (YYlyE)
I fucking hate professional sports.
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 06:12 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May
that is her signature move
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:12 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Ummmmmmmm....No.
Newletters suck.
Woman's Newsletters suck even more.
Suck Suckaration Suckola Suckapalooza Suck-O-Rama.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 04, 2020 06:12 PM (Z+IKu)
After about 10 years we can reconsider.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2020 06:12 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 06:12 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 05:48 PM (ddi17
That's some funny shit right there. Ask any man who's married. What's hers is hers and what's his is hers.
Seriously though, my check goes to the bank. Since I'm on the road most of the time, My spouse pays the bills and buys the groceries out of that, plus puts some back for a rainy day, such as we have now. I get an allowance out of my pay to do with as I please. And she gets an allowance for herself as well.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 04, 2020 06:12 PM (AOXF9)
Posted by: Orson at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (MOTt7)
I'm tempted to send him a reference to beef curtains, since I don't believe he's familiar with that meme.
Posted by: Monty Python at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (YYlyE)
I think arrangements like that are proof positive that politicians are fvcking idiots.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (dLLD6)
I'm guessing Arlington, Texas is getting buttfucked right now with their 2 Billion dollars worth of sports arenas they're paying large portions for and nothing is happening in them, taxes aren't being paid since no one is traveling and events aren't going to happen for months yet.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)
246
Ace, what's this?
Today is Star Wars Day and we're not acknowledging it? I thought we liked Kirk and Spock, here?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 06:09 PM (ddi17)
Did the man not offer up a post about the nine-picture reboot of Stars Boers with the all tranny / furry / therein / lesbian cast earlier today? How much tribute can a dying franchise command, anyway?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (pNxlR)
Entire team lived within 15 miles of the Santa Monica Pier, or something like that. Guys quit their lives 6 months in advance to prep and compete in qualifying rounds. After the Olympics, back to their lives.
Once talked to a young guy who was an acquaintance of a friend in LA, the guy played recreational adult water polo. In amazement, I asked how that worked - it's not a sport you can do casually once a week, really. As I recall he said they had 2/3 workouts a week, games on Fridays. So, yeah, not a typical recreational pastime.
Sport is about 95% conditioning. When we finished our season by getting our a**es whooped by a much better county team senior year in high school, I remember jumping in to do some quick warm-up laps just before the game. A few hundred yards later, barely breathing hard. Best condition of my life, by far.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (El6T/)
Fake News CNN: "Biden's Invisible Campaign Is Winning"
Posted by: Soothsayer
Said campaign manager Claude Rains.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 05:55 PM (85Gof)
mmmm........
no.
Posted by: Abiss at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (Y8DtA)
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (L+kF6)
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (ZCEU2)
right due to higher fat percentage which also helps them with not getting hypothermia swimming the English channel or whatever
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity
And they don't have a package trying to drag them under....
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (arJlL)
Reuters got wind of some Chicom "Ministry of State Security" report saying prepare for war with the United States.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/
article-8284569/
In it they note global backlash against them is going to be great, and see the US leading an anti-China effort. So, prepare for hot war with the United States.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (rCwaK)
Will they ever learn women are different than men.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2020 05:42 PM (jUVms)
__________
You nailed it. Many years ago, when we first talked to a financial advisor, I mentioned that, while not a buccaneer, I'd be more open to risk than my wife. He said "That's true of every couple I've talked to."
They chose the less risky option. They got it.
AND THAT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S SEXIST!
Posted by: Eeyore at May 04, 2020 06:14 PM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (j9HX3)
Except...I think a man holds the Channel record.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 06:14 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:11 PM (1g7ch)
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She has already been, how do you say, spit-roasted?
Posted by: Paolo and His Companero Lorenzo at May 04, 2020 06:14 PM (5jaxN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (0A3LU)
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If I'm not mistaken, the "women have fewer accidents" discount is due to the fact women, as a whole, drive less than men.
Or, at least, it used to be true.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 04, 2020 06:14 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 04, 2020 06:14 PM (tRd71)
For love of the game, right me boyos?
Furthermore, ugly chicks will be forced to remain inside.
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 06:14 PM (1Yy3c)
***
I presume he was a convenient "I'm rebelling against daddy" target since "lesbian in college" wasn't quite as common as now and it was a little more strident then just dying your hair purple or getting a piercing.
Of course 90% of success is showing up, so part of his success was clearly just being there....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 06:14 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 06:05 PM (GbPPJ)
The fact that an aging, old, clowning Booby Riggs even made Billie Jean King sweat was testimony to the poor comparison between woman's sport professionals as to men...Bobby Riggs was a joke at the time he played her.
But worse was the attempt by Michelle Wie at getting into the Men's open - she was never strong enough, tight skirt not with standing. It put an end to the WPGA vs MPGA conundrum - sure, my 105 lb daughter could any weekend warrior, but she will never beat an well skilled amateur golfer...
Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2020 06:15 PM (32YRo)
Learn to code, ladies.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 04, 2020 06:15 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Monty Python at May 04, 2020 06:15 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (arJlL)
Men can swim straighter though because they have a rudder.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2020 06:15 PM (lkNgq)
I used to find it super interesting and there was a female athlete "star" in it a while ago - a long while ago!
271 Oh, shit!!! THey just announced that well over 1 Million Pennsylvania voters have applied for Mail-In Ballots.
Orson, don't panic this is the primary. not much going on with that regardless. I'll still in person vote, and still registered Dem, but no joy on voting Bernie now, unless I write him in
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:15 PM (j9HX3)
The Left: Biden isn't hiding! The Biden campaign is not invisible!
Also the Left: Biden's strategy of hiding and remaining invisible is winning.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 06:16 PM (ddi17)
Yay equality.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 04, 2020 06:10 PM (L+kF6)
My very favorite one was the lowering of the voting age to 18.
"People old enough to be drafted and fight and die for their country should be allowed to vote!"
OK, fair enough. Then why was the voting age for women lowered to 18? They have never been drafted, and at the time had no role in combat at that time. So the argument did not pertain to them, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:16 PM (0A3LU)
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (j9HX3)
Except...I think a man holds the Channel record.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May
meh, then you have to be curious as to why women are always colder than men.
having a rack is not going to do much to keep you warm in the water.
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:16 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 04, 2020 06:14 PM (tRd71)
People should boycott. Vocally.
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 06:16 PM (bCLt0)
Lesbian Murder Hornets only got 70%.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 04, 2020 06:16 PM (nu45M)
What happens to the ugly men?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 06:16 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (arJlL)
Men can swim straighter though because they have a rudder.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2020 06:15 PM (lkNgq)
Not if the water is cold, we don't.
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 06:17 PM (bCLt0)
oh men hold the records for most things! men are FASTER
I just think women have attributes that enable them to manage long swims better. but not faster
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:17 PM (j9HX3)
Feeling cold is not necessarily the same thing as being cold.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:17 PM (0A3LU)
I think we can conclude that China will go to war to prevent their global economic status from being taken down.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2020 06:17 PM (rCwaK)
I only became socially aware near the tail end of the bra-burning, equal rights era, so it never struck me as a fight over control. As far as I have EVER been concerned, my world has been a meritocracy -- whether you're talking gender or race or whatever.
Today, I was poking through channels, and on one of the CSPANs, there was some black woman lecturing about "white women slaveholders." FFS. 200 goodam years ago. Yeah... it was a terrible way to regard fellow humans. But it didn't happen in a caucasian vacuum, and the woman on tv had ZERO contact with that dustbin-relegated system. It'd be like me going on tv to bitch about Russian and Germans because they were forever divvying-up Poland and forced my progenitors to leave their land and family behind.
So quit bitching about how you've been institutionally wronged in the 21st century US, and MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL.
Posted by: red speck at May 04, 2020 06:17 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2020 06:17 PM (ZCEU2)
.....
Roller derby?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2020 06:17 PM (lkNgq)
Posted by: Orson at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (MOTt7)
Here is how it is done -
- When the ballots are mailed out go and 'borrow' one or two from each precinct.
- make high quality copies of each.
- make hundreds of copies of each.
- fill out as you heart desires
- mail by deadline.
If borrowing bothers your conscience you can also get on the election board and borrow the template and work form that.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:17 PM (1g7ch)
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There was an episode of Hey Dude Awesome (or whatever the YouTube clips are of the four guys doing sports stuff) where they all stood opposite of her and acted amazed that a girl could serve like that.
And then none of the amateur non tennis players were allowed to play her.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 04, 2020 06:18 PM (L+kF6)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/
article-8284569/
In it they note global backlash against them is going to be great, and see the US leading an anti-China effort. So, prepare for hot war with the United States.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (rCwaK)
As noted previously, Epoch Times has been on top of this for some time.
Assuming this is the same thing, which I'm sure it is, China has considered itself to be "at war" with the U.S. for some time.
War means all sorts of things beyond missiles and guns and planes and ships. It means, among other things, stealing intellectual property, it means sending fentanyl through a porous mexican border, and it means... yes, unleashing deadly viruses and not warning the rest of the world about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 06:18 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Orson at May 04, 2020 06:13 PM (MOTt7)
Living voters?
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 06:18 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2020 06:18 PM (El6T/)
I scream every time some stupid municipality funds a monster stadium for some sports team.
I think arrangements like that are proof positive that politicians are fvcking idiots.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (dLLD6)
I have this Sports Night Mary Sue story I've always wanted to write where said Mary Sue buys a football team and then buys the stadium too. And when the screaming starts up about how dare the billionaire get tax cuts Mary Sue replies oh hell no, I'm buying it, it's mine, so I'm paying the taxes on it. And I'm keeping every single solitary penny in revenue. My community contribution is the millions and millions and millions of dollars in taxes I'm paying. Because I pay for my hobbies.
Don't kink shame my fantasy life.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 06:18 PM (GbPPJ)
I doubt this. All you have to do is normalize by miles driven. There's a reason your insurance carrier wants to know how many miles you drive in a year.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2020 06:18 PM (YYlyE)
This is OT, but something irritating me at this particular moment. My
gym finally opened back up...and they're requiring a mask to work out.
Fuck am I, Cobra Commander? How is anyone supposed to hydrate or, I
dunno, breathe properly with one of those damn things on?
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 04, 2020 06:14 PM (tRd71)
Ours opens Friday. You have to make an appointment for one hour allotted time, wear a mask, except for cardio. We'll be given paper bags to place our masks in during that time.
Such a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 06:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 06:19 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May
kind of means that she is not in the ranks of the greatest players when men and women are ranked together.
who cares who the 900th greatest man is in anything?
she is not even doing the same thing as the men since her matches are best of three not best of five.
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:19 PM (HALdu)
That is colossally dumb of them. I even hate wearing a mask at the supermarket. I can't imagine wearing one to work out. I guess they're trying to avoid people spitting on each other.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 06:19 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:20 PM (j9HX3)
What happens to the ugly men?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 06:16 PM (bW1Yb)
Police the streets.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:20 PM (1g7ch)
English Channel records
Men, one way, 6:55
Women, one way: 7:25
Men, two ways, 16:10
Women, two ways, 17:14
Men, three ways, 28:21
Women, three ways, 34:40
So the gap widens, not narrows, with distance.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 06:20 PM (mht8P)
What happens to the ugly men?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 06:16 PM (bW1Yb)
They will have to stay inside and become homosexuals.
Like Archie Bunker said about the short legged cavemen chasing the long legged cavewoman.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 04, 2020 06:20 PM (Z+IKu)
Ace's "this is sad" sidebar thing makes me wonder how many times the Cucks such as Jonah Goldberg has tweeed "maythe4thbewithyou" today and told us his favorite installment of all the stupid Star Wars movies.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 06:20 PM (ddi17)
I doubt this. All you have to do is normalize by miles driven. There's a reason your insurance carrier wants to know how many miles you drive in a year.
Posted by: bonhomme at May
sure but who is driving in the worst of circumstances?
if there was a blizzard who drove, your mom or your dad?
you or your wife?
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:20 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2020 06:20 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2020 06:17 PM (rCwaK)
Unleashing a bio-weapon is a pretty good start... even if it was a fizzle.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:21 PM (1g7ch)
But even Hannity says he'd consider antibody-positive cards issued by fed.gov before people can get back to work. Why not Democrat Party voting-positive cards next before you can make a living to feed yourself and your family?
Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 04, 2020 06:21 PM (7nCt8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 06:16 PM (bW1Yb)
They will have to stay inside and become homosexuals.
.....
Not loving this plan.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2020 06:21 PM (lkNgq)
once I played basketball against Nancy Lieberman , mid 80's
full court at the Dallas Y
5 on 5
she was matched against me
smoked her
she's weak and slow
lady magic, my ass
Posted by: REDACTED at May 04, 2020 06:21 PM (tQbpU)
Posted by: red speck at May 04, 2020 06:17 PM (gS3OW)
+++++++++++
On a business trip to Silicon Valley, I tuned in to a radio station out of Berkeley - listener supported but *not* public radio. They had a guest on talking about "Post-Traumatic Slave Disorder" and that this explains why the wrongs of the century before last (slavery) and the last (Jim Crow) meant the need for things like reparations.
It was completely insane. I tune in to that station whenever I go back.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 06:21 PM (hYcqw)
And Fox reported a few minutes ago that some "think tank" is predicting 3,000 deaths PER DAY in June from the Peking Peril.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 06:21 PM (ptqGC)
It will help them realize that women are women and men are men; then, as in the past, we can love each other for it.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2020 06:21 PM (4ue9T)
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 06:21 PM (bCLt0)
What happens to the ugly men?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020
the thing is is that ugly women do not know that they should not be wearing yoga pants.
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:21 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 06:22 PM (bW1Yb)
I figure that report was deliberately "leaked..." as in, "don't blame China OR ELSE."
Good luck with that, ya bat-eatin' freaks.
You know and we know that would end disastrously for China. Go wave you tiny little pecker at someone else, Hop Sing.
Posted by: Paolo and His Companero Lorenzo at May 04, 2020 06:22 PM (5jaxN)
once I played basketball against Nancy Lieberman , mid 80's
full court at the Dallas Y
Well if she was in her mid 80s.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2020 06:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
Wait, no that was just listening to Prairie Home Companion. and the result was like taking an Ambien
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 04, 2020 06:22 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2020 06:23 PM (lkNgq)
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 06:23 PM (uEbPt)
doesn't surprise me - BUT the gaps in the shorter ones aren't bad, are they? just saying if you look at foot races it's not even close. the swim thing seems to sort of help women a little bit (probably bouyancy). they're still less strong so will be slower and have less endurance.
sure but who is driving in the worst of circumstances?
in my family it's me. I have better eyesight and my husband has terrible night-blindness while driving (he thinks due to LASIK). I'm also just seemingly better at handling heavy rain, any low-sight conditions. also I don't mind going slower
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:23 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 06:16 PM (bW1Yb)
That's a trick question that assumes there is such a thing as a good looking man.
I've checked. There aren't any.
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 06:23 PM (1Yy3c)
I think arrangements like that are proof positive that politicians are fvcking idiots.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (dLLD6)
_________
And on the take ... but mostly on the take. See Reid, Harry ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 04, 2020 06:23 PM (7nCt8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 06:23 PM (bW1Yb)
Or, at least, it used to be true.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 04, 2020 06:14 PM (WEBkv)
Probably a number of confounding factors. Teen-aged boys obviously skew the hell out of the results, but another factor, besides the amount of driving is the nature of the driving.
What man lets his wife drive in, e.g., a sleet storm, or other unfavorable conditions, if he can possibly drive instead?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (0A3LU)
Posted by: steve walsh at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (ibtv7)
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May
since when?
what about your parents?
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 06:16 PM (bW1Yb)
Same as it ever was. Depends on the size of their wallet.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Insert whining group hsre at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (e1mEI)
well maybe but it's not like Joe B is gonna "take a timeout" because of the 'rona or anything!
come on McCain was the WORST
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 06:21 PM (bCLt0)
I don't know about the masked part because I haven't been myself, but I've heard from coworkers that Home Depot is restricting the amount of people allowed in at one time, as well as roping off aisles and only letting 3 people into an aisle at a time. None of that nonsense going on at Lowe's.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (Ez6QX)
I was checking the meme mentioned above and all I got was literal pictures ...
Posted by: Monty Python at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (AHq56)
The Chicago Sting picked Marilyn Lange in the final round of the 1976 NASL draft. That's the sort of women's soccer that works.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 06:16 PM (bW1Yb)
They will have to stay inside and become homosexuals.
.....
It is the only way to determine if ugly and homo is genetic
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 06:25 PM (lwiT4)
I don't know about the masked part because I haven't been myself, but I've heard from coworkers that Home Depot is restricting the amount of people allowed in at one time, as well as roping off aisles and only letting 3 people into an aisle at a time. None of that nonsense going on at Lowe's.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (Ez6QX)
Not the case at all. Very relaxed at Home Depot.
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 06:25 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2020 06:26 PM (gAXBD)
parents divorced so I can't answer that one fairly
anyway maybe I'm simply an exception that proves the rule!
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:26 PM (j9HX3)
Supposedly Trump is jealous of Barry, and Mooch is more attractive and better educated than Melania.
https://tinyurl.com/y7e8mvex
*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
It was completely insane. I tune in to that station whenever I go back.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 06:21 PM (hYcqw)
KPFA, Pacifica radio. Straight up commies. Look up their recent history for an entertaining account of their bitter internecine left-on-left strife.
I'd be surprised if KPFA even still exists.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:27 PM (0A3LU)
Two things that can not lie.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2020 06:23 PM (lkNgq)
Not that I'm complaining or anything, but can women explain to me why they must wear bra's and panties only when exercising? I mean, I'm looking at ya, sure, but don't understand why you've chosen to be mostly naked when working out, while men usually just wear shorts and shirts, as with everything else?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2020 06:27 PM (PgGTh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2020 06:27 PM (r+sAi)
she is not even doing the same thing as the men since her matches are best of three not best of five.
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:19 PM (HALdu)
The only time that men play best of five is in the Grand Slams, so four tournaments a year. Everything else is best of three. And has been for many years.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 06:27 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 06:27 PM (bCLt0)
You all realize that the "mail-in ballots" will extend the final election results for weeks, yes?
And we all know what the end results will be.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 06:27 PM (ddi17)
Posted by: artemis at May 04, 2020 06:28 PM (AwPyG)
What man lets his wife drive in, e.g., a sleet storm, or other unfavorable conditions, if he can possibly drive instead?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (0A3LU)
When I learned to drive it was the boys doing donuts in the church parking lots after snow storms. Girls not so much. So there might have been some 'practise'. Like chucking rocks for at each other for fun.
and BB gun wars...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:28 PM (1g7ch)
Someone needs to ask Lemon how many languages Michelle speaks. Then ask how rich Michelle was before meeting Barry.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 04, 2020 06:28 PM (WEBkv)
I'd be surprised if KPFA even still exists.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:27 PM (0A3LU)
+++++++++++++++
I haven't had a car on recent trips, so I don't know. But I did like their approach to "listener support" by in essence selling shares and if you had enough, you could get on the board and if you had a lot you could really control programming direction.
If I'd been rich, I would have set up proxies and bought myself the throne and converted it into a hardcore right-wing station just to hear them wailing and shrieking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 06:28 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 06:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2020 06:28 PM (HhXSr)
Here's the flavor of their history:
In 1999 the station was effectively taken over by the KPFA's governing Pacifica Foundation, after Dennis Bernstein, the long-established host of the station's Flashpoints news magazine, was forcibly removed by police for airing grievances on air over a labor dispute.[5][6][7] A broad cross section of protesters joined in direct action outside of the station[8][9][10][11][12] in a weeks-long lockout during which station management spent over half a million dollars on security measures.[13] At one point, listeners created a separate fund to accept listener pledges that would be directed away from the Pacifica Foundation.[14]
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:28 PM (0A3LU)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 04, 2020 06:14 PM (WEBkv)
---------------------------------
No, women have fewer claim$ per mile of driving.
They do have fewer accidents per mile too, though not by much.
But the main thing is that their accidents tend to be fender benders, relatively low-cost.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 04, 2020 06:29 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020
*
*
I remember her fondly. . . .
Posted by: Dr. Samuel Johnson at May 04, 2020 06:29 PM (rpbg1)
For instance, Fake News will say "Michigan is too close to call," when it really isn't. But that will give cover to "Michigan Election Official Say It Will Be Weeks Until All Ballots Are Counted."
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 06:30 PM (ddi17)
The only time that men play best of five is in the Grand Slams, so four tournaments a year. Everything else is best of three. And has been for many years.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May
yes.
and?
does nothing to suggest she would be ranked higher with men.
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:30 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 04, 2020 06:14 PM (tRd71
Not Cobra Commander....Cobra Panda.
Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2020 06:30 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 06:25 PM (bCLt0)
It's interesting how things differ from town to town, and even from store to store in the same town. One of our Costcos was making people line up and wait their turn to get in, and limiting the amount of people to two per membership. We went to one in a different part of town this past weekend; no lines and no limits on people per membership (there were four of us, and we do have two different accounts, but the guy just looked at my husband's card and said, "you're all good to go in").
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2020 06:30 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (Ez6QX)
Not the case at all. Very relaxed at Home Depot.
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 06:25 PM
My home depot in Savannah is doing that. Only one door in. Security guards with radios that only let so many in the store at a time. A queuing area with rectangles marked so you don't get to close to your fellow plague survivor while you wait to get a part for your toilet.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2020 06:30 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2020 06:31 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 04, 2020 06:31 PM (L+kF6)
Here's the flavor of their history:
...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:28 PM (0A3LU)
+++++++++++++++
Sounds about right. After the "Post-Traumatic Slave Disorder" woman they had an hour long conversation+lecture on nuances of Marxist theory and how it could potentially be adapted for modern America.
Kooky to the extreme, and commie to the extreme. I listened to that station for the entire week during my commutes. Partly for the same reason one watches a train wreck...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 06:31 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jmel at May 04, 2020 06:31 PM (OeWgo)
particular moment. My gym finally opened back up...and they're requiring
a mask to work out. Fuck am I, Cobra Commander? How is anyone supposed
to hydrate or, I dunno, breathe properly with one of those damn things
on?
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 04, 2020 06:14 PM
There is rampant karenism everywhere. I saw a tweet from someone to the mayor of Starkville, MS asking why the employees in a restaurant were required to wear masks but the diners weren't. Her reply is still up, but the dumbass that tweeted the question has deleted his karenism: https://tinyurl.com/y83qchhd
Posted by: Bert G at May 04, 2020 06:31 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 06:16 PM (bW1Yb)
They will have to stay inside and become homosexuals.
.....
It is the only way to determine if ugly and homo is genetic
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (1g7ch)
Sorry, internet was made for Porn.
That is known.
And Sex Robots are coming.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2020 06:31 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:28 PM (1g7ch)
When I, as a California boy, moved to the East Coast I squirreled around in a deserted supermarket parking lot (closed on Sundays) after the first snowstorm. It wasn't just for fun; I wanted to learn how reflexively to handle a front-wheel drive car sliding in the snow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:32 PM (0A3LU)
Posted by: PabloD at May 04, 2020 06:32 PM (o0NJr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020
Why, buy shots at the bar...always takes care of it. Not that I would know anything about that...
Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2020 06:32 PM (32YRo)
and Edward Kennedy
The Senate Dem rape culture that made Biden:
https://tinyurl.com/ydz7sg68
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 06:32 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: Joey "Sniffy Snuff" Biden at May 04, 2020 06:32 PM (6Jiu2)
https://tinyurl.com/y7e8mvex
*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
Humorous observation but I'll skip the link.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2020 06:33 PM (4ue9T)
I saw a tweet from someone to the mayor of Starkville, MS
Likely a Grievance Studies major at Mississippi State.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 06:33 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 04, 2020 06:14 PM
++++++++++++
Restricting airflow while engaging in strenuous exercise is definitely a bad idea...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 06:33 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 04, 2020 06:33 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 06:33 PM (bCLt0)
No--they don't even care, that's how brazen they are. In Orange county, the winners were declared on election day and then a week later we were informed that the mail in ballots showed the dems had actually won. There was no "wait and see"
Posted by: artemis at May 04, 2020 06:33 PM (AwPyG)
particular moment. My gym finally opened back up...and they're requiring
a mask to work out. Fuck am I, Cobra Commander? How is anyone supposed
to hydrate or, I dunno, breathe properly with one of those damn things
on?
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 04, 2020 06:14 PM
There is rampant karenism everywhere. I saw a tweet from someone to the mayor of Starkville, MS asking why the employees in a restaurant were required to wear masks but the diners weren't. Her reply is still up, but the dumbass that tweeted the question has deleted his karenism: https://tinyurl.com/y83qchhd
Posted by: Bert G at May 04, 2020 06:31 PM (OMsf+)
Hmmm, go look up some pictures of MOPP 5 gear.
That the military is supposed to FIGHT in.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2020 06:33 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2020 06:31 PM (NgKpN)
Drudge is all over that...
Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2020 06:33 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Gref at May 04, 2020 06:33 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:32 PM (0A3LU)
With a front wheel drive you would have to go in reverse for it to be fun.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:33 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:34 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2020 06:31 PM (NgKpN)
That's version 0.5 alpha. They promised to fixed that in 0.8 beta, when they add the sammich algortihm.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 06:34 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2020 06:31 PM (KNsKs)
I fail to register any care about who a dude that takes it in the ass thinks is an attractive women.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)
I think arrangements like that are proof positive that politicians are fvcking idiots.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 06:08 PM (dLLD6)
This may be apocryphal but I've heard before that the NFL specifically has a rule that disallows owners from building their own stadiums.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 04, 2020 06:34 PM (nu45M)
come on McCain was the WORST
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (j9HX3)
I did say "next to"!
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 06:34 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: RJD at May 04, 2020 06:34 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 04, 2020 06:33 PM (bML9A)
or women's volley ball...could be a game changer.
Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2020 06:35 PM (32YRo)
door in. Security guards with radios that only let so many in the store
at a time. A queuing area with rectangles marked so you don't get to
close to your fellow plague survivor while you wait to get a part for
your toilet.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2020 06:30 PM (l6b3d)
Which one? The one on Abercorn, or Victory Drive?
Oh, I noticed Hobby Lobby is open again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC)
yes.
and?
does nothing to suggest she would be ranked higher with men.
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:30 PM (HALdu)
Because your statement that she is not playing the same game as the men since she plays best of three not best of five was flatly wrong (Slams excepted). And now you are are acting like you did not make that argument.
I'm not even a Serena fan but to claim she is not one of the greatest tennis players ever just because she cannot beat men is idiotic.
Go bless your heart to the moon and back.
Namaste.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 06:35 PM (GbPPJ)
I have, in my cultural and artistic pursuits, come across many soccer-themed educational type videos.
Yes, if women's soccer would do that, they'd make a killing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2020 06:35 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 06:33 PM (hYcqw)
The basic training obstacle course in full mopp gear is 'fun'.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:35 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Well. As my old sergeant told me, after midnight the ugly become tolerable. But if your in a hurry walk into the bar and light your cigar with a $20.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2020 06:36 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: RJD at May 04, 2020 06:34 PM (ucNdt)
They could play those kids from the KungFu Soccer Movie!
(yes, there really is one)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2020 06:36 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:32 PM (0A3LU)
--------------
Heh.
I moved from CA to MN. Hard to believe that pumping the brakes when trying to stop on snow became second nature.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 04, 2020 06:36 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:35 PM (1g7ch)
+++++++++++++
I can only imagine. I reckon that if you live through it, it's a major indicator of fitness?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 06:36 PM (hYcqw)
"Anything he can do, I can do better" was their cry.
OK, fine.
Women can be rangers, SEALS, green berets. Fine.
They can bear male competition.
Posted by: El Jefe at May 04, 2020 06:37 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2020 06:36 PM (axyOa)
+++++++++++
Need to use a Benjamin nowadays. Inflation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 06:37 PM (hYcqw)
@SidneyPowell1
Let me count the ways . . ..
1- Weissmann's supervisor at DOJ when AW running Enron Task Force, destroying Arthur Andersen & sending 4 innocent Merrill execs to prison on false charges
2- helped Weissmann get AG award for excellence
3- buddy of #Mueller #Comey- would jump ship w/
Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2020 06:37 PM (sGotD)
There is a real trick to get the tail to hang out on a FWD car. It's a blast once you get the hang of it. Get the wheels pointed in the right direction and get on the power.
Posted by: freaked Lee at May 04, 2020 06:37 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 06:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 06:33 PM
Looking at his twitter feed, fat soyboy liberal "gamer".
Posted by: Bert G at May 04, 2020 06:38 PM (OMsf+)
They can bear male competition.
Posted by: El Jefe at May 04, 2020 06:37 PM (Ae67h)
Heh. Like that's how it ever bears out.
Posted by: Someguy at May 04, 2020 06:38 PM (Zm+LZ)
Just going to leave this here and go watch the Vikings.
Facing meat shortages, some Americans turn to hunting during pandemic
Elliot, emergency manager at Holy Cross Hospital in Taos, New Mexico, had always wanted to go big-game hunting and, with the pandemic spreading, there seemed no better time to try to fill his freezer with free-range, super-lean meat.
heh.
So much can be said.
reuters.com
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 06:38 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Good point.
**looks in wallet...sighs**
Mrs D has been foraging again.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2020 06:38 PM (axyOa)
It is possible that the internet show women's water polo players pulling each others' swimsuits off.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 06:39 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 04, 2020 06:39 PM (4vNgL)
That the military is supposed to FIGHT in.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2020 06:33 PM
BT, DT.
Posted by: Bert G at May 04, 2020 06:39 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2020 06:39 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2020 06:39 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 06:39 PM (gd9RK)
*frantically searched google images*
Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2020 06:40 PM (32YRo)
It is possible that the internet show women's water polo players pulling each others' swimsuits off.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 06:39 PM (gd9RK)
*frantically searched google images*
Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2020 06:40 PM (32YRo)
And that's when he discovered that clothing can be pulled that high.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 06:41 PM (KnJdm)
I'm not even a Serena fan but to claim she is not one of the greatest tennis players ever just because she cannot beat men is idiotic.
Go bless your heart to the moon and back.
Namaste.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May
you're funny.
categorical statement, followed by parenthetical qualification.
suggesting that somebody is one of the greatest at something, with more qualification.
so what is your argument, she is in the greatest top half of all tennis players ever?
the 3 vs 5 did not need clarification when I made it because everybody knows that is what matters. when the women tennis players are bitching about not getting paid the same as men it is for the grand slam events, which are 3 vs 5. the whining about grand slam events has been around forever.
the bitchy insult and namaste comment do seem appropriate snide and insincere.
good for you.
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:41 PM (HALdu)
They went for free abortions.
Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2020 06:39 PM (hOMhY)
Get three get the forth free.
- Planned Parenthood
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:41 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC)
Here too. Maybe the continent.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2020 06:41 PM (4ue9T)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 04, 2020 06:36 PM (WEBkv)
Yep. Steering into slides, accelerating to pull the rear end of the car back in ... kinda like driving with a trailer, I suspect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:41 PM (0A3LU)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 04, 2020 06:39 PM (4vNgL)
What is MEETH?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 06:41 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 04, 2020 06:42 PM (dNzKv)
Go bless your heart to the moon and back.
Namaste.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 06:35 PM (GbPPJ)
------------
Serena may be the greatest women's athlete I've ever seen. She's also a piece of shit for how she treats umpires and her opponents.
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 04, 2020 06:42 PM (hdo2q)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2020 06:41 PM (4ue9T)
Wisconsin is curbside pickup for mask-making supplies alone.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 06:42 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: irright at May 04, 2020 06:42 PM (RVcmP)
That the military is supposed to FIGHT in.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2020 06:33 PM
BT, DT.
Posted by: Bert G at May 04, 2020 06:39 PM (OMsf+)
My Fav were US Navy OBA's (Oxygen Breathing Apparatus).
Worked as a rebreather for fighting fires inside a ship.
Had a canister you lit off that was 'supposed' to last 45 minutes.
They actually lasted MUCH longer, but Navy knew that under stress, like, oh, fighting a fire, your breath rate skyrockets.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2020 06:43 PM (NgKpN)
==
how about breathing through a filthy rag aka improvised face covering ?
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2020 06:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 06:43 PM (hku12)
Posted by: jhawk90 at May
you're not allowed to note that she threatens refs or does her gang dances.
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:43 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 04, 2020 06:42 PM (hdo2q)
~~~~~
She's very good, I'll agree, but she's looking more and more like a man all the time. I don't follow tennis, not my cup of tea, but my guess is she's all 'roided up. Looks like it, anyway.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2020 06:44 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 04, 2020 06:39 PM (4vNgL)
My favorite comment seen elsewhere today was something along the lines of, "If a pair of blue jeans can't stop a rancid fart then how is your cotton mask going to stop a virus?"
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 04, 2020 06:45 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:41 PM (HALdu)
And for the rest of us that rather enjoyed it,Yankeefifth. When you argue simply to push peoples button it's a bore.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2020 06:45 PM (bW1Yb)
It was completely insane. I tune in to that station whenever I go back.
There was an article in Urban Gardener by a young black woman who had to work through the trauma caused by slavery to be able to grow some tomatoes on her front steps.
Cotton? okay. Indigo, sugar cane? sure.
But everybody grows food.
Posted by: Sal at May 04, 2020 06:45 PM (bo8pf)
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 04, 2020 06:42 PM (hdo2q)
Brucella Jenner was better.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 06:45 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2020 06:45 PM (4ue9T)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 04, 2020 06:45 PM (nu45M)
Fucking GENIUS, this.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 06:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:41 PM (0A3LU)
------------
Reminds me of a time, driving down a freeway, slight downhill, rutted ice. I saw the front end of the car next to me quiver and I knew he was going to lose it.
Pumped the brakes, dropped back just in time for him to spin out, right into a snow bank, in front of me.
Fortunately, no one was hurt. The driver was a bit shaken, I helped push his his car out, he drove off, we all went on our way.
Good times.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 04, 2020 06:46 PM (WEBkv)
Don't bother with the idiot you replied to, who specializes in picking fights (especially with 'ettes, I've noticed) and then acts like a passive-aggressive bitch when his stupidity and ignorance is called out, including whining like a little girl about "insults."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 04, 2020 06:46 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 06:21 PM (bCLt0)
I don't know about the masked part because I haven't been myself,
but I've heard from coworkers that Home Depot is restricting the amount
of people allowed in at one time, as well as roping off aisles and only
letting 3 people into an aisle at a time. None of that nonsense going on
at Lowe's.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2020 06:24 PM (Ez6QX)
It must be by location or state. In Illinois the Home Depot makes you stand in line to get in to limit the amount of people in there at one time because God forbid you might walk past someone in a warehouse like that. And you have to wear masks to get but every place is like that now in the Soviet Republic of Illinois
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 04, 2020 06:46 PM (5kRQZ)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2020 06:44 PM (sGotD)
This.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 06:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2020 06:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 04, 2020 06:46 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 04, 2020 06:46 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 06:43 PM (hku12)
That sucks.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2020 06:45 PM (4ue9T)
He was 90. They said he died peacefully at home.
If there is such a thing as a good death.....
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 06:47 PM (hku12)
Hi Donna Ampersand! The WI SC hears our case tomorrow. What do you think the odds are of getting out of jail?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 06:47 PM (lwiT4)
Worked as a rebreather for fighting fires inside a ship.
Had a canister you lit off that was 'supposed' to last 45 minutes.
They actually lasted MUCH longer, but Navy knew that under stress, like, oh, fighting a fire, your breath rate skyrockets.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2020 06:43 PM
And make sure you vigorously rub your hair before you light up a cig after wearing one so that the O2 molecules in your hair don't ignite.
BT,DT too, lol. I was Navy before I was Army (NG).
Posted by: Bert G at May 04, 2020 06:48 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 04, 2020 06:48 PM (oVJmc)
On her front steps? The trauma she should've worried about was getting whacked in a drive-by.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:48 PM (0A3LU)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 04, 2020
you seem not to understand the hq ad hominem attack thingy.
you do understand there is difference between attacking an argument and attacking a person? right?
your comment would suggest that you do not quite understand the difference.
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:48 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Methos at May 04, 2020 06:48 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 06:48 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020
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At my Home Depot, there's no limit or lines nonsense, but what you hear mostly is "No lo se" and "Buenos dias."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 04, 2020 06:48 PM (rpbg1)
Don't bother with the idiot you replied to, who specializes in
picking fights (especially with 'ettes, I've noticed) and then acts like
a passive-aggressive bitch when his stupidity and ignorance is called
out, including whining like a little girl about "insults."
Posted by: DonnaV at May 04, 2020 06:46 PM (HabA/)
THIS. He's a constant shit-stirrer, mainly with the 'ettes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 06:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 06:42 PM (lwiT4)
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This is just crazy. I'm in Jersey, the second hardest hit state, and we have much less in the way of restrictions. Michael's has it set up so you order anything you want online with curbside pickup. Nearly all our restaurants and even our bars are open for takeout food. Only thing that's closed are the gyms, and realtors. People are walking around all over the place, most without masks, and most keeping their distance.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2020 06:49 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020
vs hypocrite?
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 06:50 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2020 06:44 PM (sGotD)
It's the informality. Three hundred pound women wearing spandex, men wearing shorts to church, Serena doing gang dance.
The move away from formality to I perform my job in cut offs just as well as in a suit is another part of the communist plot to degrade America's ideal.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2020 06:50 PM (4ue9T)
Pumped the brakes, dropped back just in time for him to spin out, right into a snow bank, in front of me.
Fortunately, no one was hurt. The driver was a bit shaken, I helped push his his car out, he drove off, we all went on our way.
Good times.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 04, 2020 06:46 PM (WEBkv)
I was driving with my family on a rural two-lane road when a guy blew past us at about 75 mph towing a U-Haul trailer. Just as he passed us the trailer swung out a bit to the side.
I immediately came off the throttle and began braking, because I figured that swing #1 would probably lead to swing #2 the other way when over-corrected. Which he did.
Swing #3 left him straddled perpendicularly across the road right in front of a bridge, blocking both lanes. I managed to stop maybe a yard short of T-boning him.
There's a reason why U-Haul says 55 mph speed limit: it's so you have enough torque left to accelerate in that situation and pull the trailer back into line behind the vehicle.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 06:53 PM (0A3LU)
picking fights (especially with 'ettes, I've noticed) and then acts like
a passive-aggressive bitch when his stupidity and ignorance is called
out, including whining like a little girl about "insults."
Posted by: DonnaV at May 04, 2020 06:46 PM (HabA/)
THIS. He's a constant shit-stirrer, mainly with the 'ettes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 06:49 PM (ptqGC)
Oh, I am fully cognizant of all of that.
Hence the namaste.
In wildly different news, I'm watching a thing about people searching for ship wrecks in the Black Sea and due to the lack of oxygen in the depths, the finds are incredibly well preserved.
We know nothing about the world in which we live and less than nothing about our past.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 06:53 PM (GbPPJ)
Oh, an Don Lemon said last night that Mooch is more educated and attractive than Melania.
Proof he's gay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 06:53 PM (ptqGC)
The move away from formality to I perform my job in cut offs just as well as in a suit is another part of the communist plot to degrade America's ideal.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2020 06:50 PM (4ue9T)
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I was at a wake a few weeks ago and was shocked at the number of people there in jeans.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2020 06:56 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 04, 2020 06:45 PM (nu45M)
Fucking GENIUS, this.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 06:46 PM (Zz0t1)
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I saw that but I think the gas molecules are a lot smaller than the virus. Like flying between the earth and moon out the pants
Posted by: Menack at May 04, 2020 06:58 PM (buTO7)
Oh, I've seen things about that. Some sort of saline level that never gets disturbed and without oxygen the little wood eating bugs (that's what they're called!) can't eat the wood.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 06:59 PM (gd9RK)
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Oh, and Don Lemon said last night that Mooch is more educated and attractive than Melania.
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This will go nowhere toward proving that Don Lemon is not sexually attracted to stupid black men.
Posted by: irright at May 04, 2020 06:59 PM (RVcmP)
I like how all the bitch boys on tv, including that worthless dweeb Colbert, entertain their clapping seals with ridiculous shots at probably the most attractive First Lady the country has ever had. Even Gaylord put his mirror away temporarily to chat with someone obviously gorgeous at IIRC the GHWB funeral.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 04, 2020 07:01 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Jordan61
The Home Depot here was keeping track of how many people were in the store, but none of the other BS.
Posted by: Aviator at May 04, 2020 07:01 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 04, 2020 07:05 PM (4vNgL)
Mens average is 20K.
What is with the equal pay garbage?
Posted by: Volkoff Industries at May 04, 2020 07:05 PM (DB16e)
#BREAKING: #CovingtonBurlingLLP has found more notes and is certifying its full transfer of its file to #Flynn to Judge Sullivan for the second time.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 04, 2020 07:15 PM (Lrula)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ijsy00xG4Y
Posted by: FloridaMan -- Wu Flu Massive Overreaction at May 04, 2020 07:21 PM (Iex1l)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 04, 2020 07:25 PM (xPl2J)
One observation, but Costco may be driving away its customers with the Mask requirement.
Posted by: FloridaMan -- Wu Flu Massive Overreaction at May 04, 2020 07:26 PM (Iex1l)
Posted by: Contract Barbie at May 04, 2020 07:28 PM (Ndje9)
She recently had twins, by the way.
Posted by: Simplemind at May 04, 2020 09:02 PM (yshFD)
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