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Fake Tapper Deploys Whattaboutism to Cover Up For His Precious Democrat Joe Biden, But Seems to Forget That Tara Reade Is Not the First Woman to Accuse Joe Biden of Harassment and Inappropriate Touching, But the Eighth
2/ ...Tasha Dixon and Bridget Sullivan and Melinda McGillivray and Natasha Stoynoff and Jennifer Murphy and Juliet Huddy and Rachel Crooks and Samantha Holvey and Jessica Drake and Ninni Laaksonen and Summer Zervos and Cassandra Searles and Karen Johnson and Jake, it’s obvious you have been assigned the diversion/whataboutism but is there any reason why you haven’t interviewed Biden or Tara Reade since she went public with her allegations? Suffice to say, I am not worried that CNN will give sufficient airtime to Trump accusers and critics.
This is, however, textbook "whataboutism" coming from a network that could have had Tara Reade on air at any point in the last month and chose not to. https://t.co/1LJ9g3rwiW
8 Women Have Accused Joe Biden Of Sexual Misconduct, Inappropriate Touching https://t.co/9yv26b62AA pic.twitter.com/7MKWugt23o
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) April 28, 2020
And did I say that eight women had accused Biden of inappropriate sexual behavior? Make that nine -- another woman came forward today, accusing Biden of complimenting her on the size of her breasts when she was fourteen years old.
Woman Claims Biden Sexually Harassed Her When She Was 14 Years Old by Complimenting Her Breasts by Colin Kalmbacher | 2:28 pm, May 1st, 2020Hey Jake Tough-Guy -- So are you going to interview this woman, or any of Biden's other eight victims, on your very lightly-viewed show?
A woman says she was sexually harassed by presumptive Democratic Party presidential nominee Joe Biden when she was 14 years old.
The woman, Eva Murry, told Law&Crime that Biden complimented her on the size of her breasts at the First State Gridiron Dinner & Show in 2008, a long-running roast of and party for politicians, journalists and prominent business figures held each year in Delaware. Murry says she remembers the event occurring sometime around May of that year. One friend and her sister said that Murry told her details of the alleged incident more or less immediately after it happened. Four other friends of Murry's said they were told about the incident, with the same details, between two and three years after it originally occurred.
The hypocrisy on the left is astounding. pic.twitter.com/KrN39nX2rm
— Ronna McDaniel (@GOPChairwoman) May 1, 2020
You. Don't. Say. pic.twitter.com/8093Bbif6y
— Tactical Preppie (@ProlixRedux) April 28, 2020
And I bet you there’s more pic.twitter.com/j5u3iY3Vgd
— S99Photography👨🏻⚖️🇺🇸📸🍽🥰 (@PhotographyS99) April 29, 2020
— J-Lyn (@JLyn05177April 28, 2020
Only 8?? pic.twitter.com/lX11GXMcno
— RandyontheKey🇺🇸 (@Randy_SiestaKey) April 28, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 04:21 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 04:21 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 04:22 PM (Ez6QX)
CNN became a hardcore porn channel so slowly that we never noticed.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 01, 2020 04:24 PM (ZzmAT)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 01, 2020 04:24 PM (eytiR)
Posted by: Virginian at May 01, 2020 04:24 PM (Mg1/u)
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Wow. I didn't know that was happening!
Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2020 04:25 PM (Eicbe)
ace is out soon the dusty street, arms at his sides, fingers a'twitchin'
Will Fake Tapper put down his sarsaparilla and come out of the soda parlor to face ace?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 04:25 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: wth at May 01, 2020 04:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Adriane the Tottsie Critic ... at May 01, 2020 04:26 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2020 04:26 PM (taPfM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2020 04:26 PM (bW1Yb)
i just meant she was a semi-permanent fixture.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2020 04:26 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2020 04:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 01, 2020 04:27 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Jean at May 01, 2020 04:27 PM (VpAqy)
Will Fake Tapper put down his sarsaparilla and come out of the soda parlor to face ace?
One day I'll come within arm's reach of him.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2020 04:27 PM (PbpT7)
Ol' Pudding' Head has a type!
[ Harkening back to a line spoken to Steve McQueen in "Once Upon A Time in Hollywood" ]
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 04:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 01, 2020 04:27 PM (VpIIl)
I decided my best bet was to go with an online sign-in for a big chain. The idea was just to get *a* haircut, not necessarily a great haircut. Signed in on the Great Clips app the minute they opened at 10:00 (you can't sign in ahead.)
The wait ended up being 4 plus hours. You have to wait outside till they call you on your phone. Must have a mask. Debit or credit only, they will not handle cash. When they do over your ears you have to hols this strip of paper over your mask. I did see them turn away one woman trying to half-ass it with a bandana. They told her to come back with a "better mask."
So, nearly 4 and a half hours wait but I did, finally, get the mop removed from my scalp. My stylist hates Gov. Polesmoker, so at least the conversation was pleasant.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 01, 2020 04:27 PM (SAK2A)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2020 04:28 PM (ZLI7S)
Saw a photo once of Biden caressing a pre-teen's chest. Don't see that one anymore.
Posted by: Glenn John at May 01, 2020 04:28 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at May 01, 2020 04:28 PM (bIrK9)
This is not a problem for Dems. Really. It is not. They all accept Dems are predators and are OK with it, as long as the Dems advance their Commie agenda.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 04:28 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2020 04:28 PM (hYcqw)
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at May 01, 2020 04:28 PM (x8Wzq)
it's a good thing. No appointments, no bullshit. If you feel like a trim, you go into the bathroom and give yourself a trim in like 15 minutes, done.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2020 04:29 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of at May 01, 2020 04:29 PM (Psw0/)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 01, 2020 04:29 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2020 04:29 PM (hYcqw)
i just meant she was a semi-permanent fixture.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2020 04:26 PM (PbpT7)
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Like her tits?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, dialing her prison contact at May 01, 2020 04:30 PM (PbpT7)
Worse than that, Ace, there is a long list of GIF's showing Biden molesting girls!!
You know, what Fake Tapper used to call in the olden days actual video evidence.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 04:30 PM (dzA2p)
Who is going to tell him?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 01, 2020 04:29 PM (JUOKG)
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The Establishment is going to drag his rotted corpse over the finish line.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2020 04:28 PM (hYcqw)
The "Stop Pretending This is Normal" caption is good, too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 04:30 PM (Ez6QX)
it's a good thing. No appointments, no bullshit. If you feel like a trim, you go into the bathroom and give yourself a trim in like 15 minutes, done.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2020 04:29 PM (PbpT7)
++++++++++++++
But that would mean removing myself from the (sadly entirely professional) services of my slender, buxom, very pretty barberess...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2020 04:30 PM (hYcqw)
There ratings would have improved if that happened
Posted by: Boswell at May 01, 2020 04:30 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 04:30 PM (ZCEU2)
22 Photo of Biden caressing a pre-teen GIRLS chest -whatever happened to that one -or did I miss seeing it in the photos above.
Posted by: Glenn John at May 01, 2020 04:31 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 04:30 PM (Ez6QX)
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Yeah. That one is on-point. Terse and brutal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2020 04:31 PM (hYcqw)
https://bit.ly/2SHke3Z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020 04:31 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 01, 2020 04:31 PM (o2MD2)
22 Photo of Biden caressing a pre-teen GIRLS chest -whatever happened to that one -or did I miss seeing it in the photos above.
Posted by: Glenn John at May 01, 2020 04:31 PM (LilNs)
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If only Comrade Stalin knew.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:31 PM (LvTSG)
i used to have one of those. I was pretty sure she was laying those puppies on me just for bigger tips.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2020 04:31 PM (PbpT7)
What happened to his and that smile makes me guess he just went boom boom in his pants.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 01, 2020 04:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)
i used to have one of those. I was pretty sure she was laying those puppies on me just for bigger tips.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2020 04:31 PM (PbpT7)
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Is that a euphemism?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2020 04:32 PM (taPfM)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 04:32 PM (dzA2p)
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2020 04:31 PM (PbpT7)
++++++++++
She's not *that* buxom. But there is an occasional collision. That she does a really good job doesn't hurt, either.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2020 04:32 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2020 04:31 PM (PbpT7)
Yeah, and it worked didn't it?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 01, 2020 04:32 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)
I think that I have just decided to start my retirement hair a year early. I'm well on my way to the Andrew Jackson now.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 01, 2020 04:32 PM (ZzmAT)
the goal was always to keep him the hell away from us here!
and after a few years of having him at home, Jill is desperate for him to be back in DC again!!
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 01, 2020 04:32 PM (j9HX3)
None of those stories were deemed credible and if you look at the individual details, none of them hold any water.
But we have nine women at least one with 8 contemporaneous, credible hearsay witness and I don't know- how many pictures of Sticky Fingers inappropriately touching women.
And commenting on a 14 year old breasts.
Yeah, you go with that, Tapper. Maybe as a reward Joey Fingers will give you one in the squeak hole while smelling that coiffed hairdo. I'm sure he likes the scent of pilgarlic, you douche.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 01, 2020 04:32 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: dartist at May 01, 2020 04:33 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Glenn John
October
Posted by: Jean at May 01, 2020 04:33 PM (VpAqy)
It slays Biden and Stewart and Bee have to live with the fact they are helping Trump. Awesomely awesome.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 04:33 PM (HJbDF)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at May 01, 2020 04:33 PM (ssz2a)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 04:33 PM (dzA2p)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 04:33 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 01, 2020 04:33 PM (ZMwFa)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 04:33 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of at May 01, 2020 04:33 PM (Psw0/)
Posted by: Tentotwo at May 01, 2020 04:34 PM (yhf6w)
The Establishment is going to drag his rotted corpse over the finish line.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
Of the primary or the general?
Posted by: Dark Helmet at May 01, 2020 04:34 PM (Oka5v)
Finger Me Joemo doll?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 04:34 PM (dzA2p)
Also, I put another shelf in the laundry room.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 01, 2020 04:34 PM (lwCmt)
If so I can't say I'm surprised. I think she was always very careful to not make any real claims about what she did with Trump. Probably because of what the NDA had in it about the trouble she would get into for saying anything more than she did.
I'm still betting she was actually happy with the supposed connection and doing her "Make America Horny Again" strip club tour. And someone convinced her she would get a much bigger payday than what she got on the NDA if it was removed.
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2020 04:35 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 01, 2020
That's better than Ben Franklin.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 04:35 PM (HJbDF)
https://tinyurl.com/y9sqhnaf
The woman he's trying to cop a feel off of is The Hill's White House correspondent Amie Parnes.
Posted by: Tami at May 01, 2020 04:35 PM (cF8AT)
So they gave her her own show and now she just looks stupid and spiteful.
Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2020 04:35 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: TakeFive at May 01, 2020 04:35 PM (uvVVT)
Ignore it some more
Ignore it even more
Deny it when it can't be ignored anymore <---- You Are Here
Continue denying in the face of a mountain of evidence
Evidence is overwhelming, so admit it happened and doesn't matter, move on
Squirrel!
Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 04:35 PM (Y2CFz)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 01, 2020 04:35 PM (y7DUB)
Good Lexis-Nexus search Tapper, you pathetic douchebag. But did you actually read the articles as to why the public ignored them- and will again?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 01, 2020 04:36 PM (VpIIl)
The Establishment is going to drag his rotted corpse over the finish line.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
Of the primary or the general?
Posted by: Dark Helmet at May 01, 2020 04:34 PM (Oka5v)
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The general. He's their ticket to maintaining control of the party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 04:36 PM (HJbDF)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 01, 2020 04:36 PM (VpIIl)
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Oh come on, Marcus.
You know he had a staffer run that search.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2020 04:36 PM (hYcqw)
it's a good thing. No appointments, no bullshit. If you feel like a trim, you go into the bathroom and give yourself a trim in like 15 minutes, done.
Been doing that for a long time. Haven't paid for a haircut in 20 years.
Posted by: Peter Marlow at May 01, 2020 04:36 PM (dmYb7)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (SAK2A)
Prediction: google and the other "tech giants" will scrub the internet of all those gifs and vids of Joe Biden groping and molesting girls because "other people" are using them "victimize" innocent girls and women.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (dzA2p)
Posted by: Whoopi G. at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (wiXsO)
i just meant she was a semi-permanent fixture.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2020 04:26 PM (PbpT7)
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I know. I changed a word and it changed an adverb into a verb and a verb into an adverb. But I changed it because I could.
Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (Eicbe)
They couldn't drag the inevitable, historic Hillary across the finish line when Trump was an unknown and unproven with a vocal Never Trump part of the Republican Party. Why would anyone think they can drag this corrupt, creepy, senile old man across the line when Trump has an excellent record aside from the virus.
Joe is toast and they know it.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)
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I remember when 'Getting some trim' was an euphemism.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (zRJXx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (taPfM)
Posted by: Peter Marlow at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (dmYb7)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (ssz2a)
https://tinyurl.com/y5voq7w8
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (8/7u2)
The general. He's their ticket to maintaining control of the party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:36 PM (LvTSG)
I get he's their ticket - but you think Biden beats Trump? That's how I'm taking 'over the finish line.'
Posted by: Dark Helmet at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (Oka5v)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Boswell at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (32YRo)
Hmm
Posted by: Ha at May 01, 2020 04:38 PM (VE8d+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 01, 2020 04:38 PM (L+kF6)
Been doing that for a long time. Haven't paid for a haircut in 20 years.
Posted by: Peter Marlow
There is the small drawback of looking like a Chia pet, but hey, nothing's perfect.
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 04:38 PM (T6t7i)
It's Curtains for Joe Biden!
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 04:33 PM (dzA2p)
You wanna see if they match my drapes, dog-face?
Posted by: Creepy Uncle Joe at May 01, 2020 04:38 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Massive Head Wound Biden at May 01, 2020 04:38 PM (uS2EJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2020 04:38 PM (r+sAi)
You know he had a staffer run that search.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2020 04:36 PM (hYcqw)"
Correct. Right after the staffer did his wife.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 01, 2020 04:38 PM (VpIIl)
*******
Yer Honor! He kissed me on the veranda!!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 04:38 PM (Fc5rx)
Ignore it some more
Ignore it even more
Deny it when it can't be ignored anymore <---- You Are Here
Continue denying in the face of a mountain of evidence
Evidence is overwhelming, so admit it happened and doesn't matter, move on
Squirrel! Return to Step One
Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 04:35 PM (Y2CFz)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (H8QX8)
If so I can't say I'm surprised. I think she was always very careful to not make any real claims about what she did with Trump. Probably because of what the NDA had in it about the trouble she would get into for saying anything more than she did.
I'm still betting she was actually happy with the supposed connection and doing her "Make America Horny Again" strip club tour. And someone convinced her she would get a much bigger payday than what she got on the NDA if it was removed.
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2020 04:35 PM (Z7lwY)
NY Post. Jan, 2018
An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.
A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.
https://tinyurl.com/yxzgqugf
Posted by: Tami at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: No at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (Qf6Qz)
1. It never happened
2. If it did happen, and we aren't say that it did, it is being misunderstood
3. Okay it happened, but it was consensual
4. Republicans do it too.
5. Shut up, Racist!
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (ZzmAT)
Posted by: wth at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (v0R5T)
The general. He's their ticket to maintaining control of the party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:36 PM (LvTSG)
I get he's their ticket - but you think Biden beats Trump? That's how I'm taking 'over the finish line.'
Posted by: Dark Helmet at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (Oka5v)
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Losers still cross the finish line.
No, he has no chance in the general. He ran in order to protect himself from obvious and deep corruption in Ukraine, all of which Trump knows about in great detail.
Plus he's been cozy with China for years, you know, the country that very suddenly became the greatest geopolitical foe of the United States?
Plus he's a doddering old fool who's in cognitive decline.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 01, 2020 04:38 PM (L+kF6)
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Sounds a little cis-centric.
Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (Eicbe)
Stormy Daniels we know, another playboy bimbo claimed she had a six month affair with Trump when Barron was born. In California. Oh, and there was the one who claimed she saw Trump in Macy's and asked him to help her pick out lingerie, and then went into the dressing room with her and raped her. At Macy's.
So yeah, all these plausible me too moments Trump needs to once again sit down and be interviewed about. Especially Daniels, which was frickin litigated and she lost. Bigly. And her lawyer is in jail.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (7zB87)
If so I can't say I'm surprised. I think she was always very
careful to not make any real claims about what she did with Trump.
Probably because of what the NDA had in it about the trouble she would
get into for saying anything more than she did.
I'm still betting she was actually happy with the supposed
connection and doing her "Make America Horny Again" strip club tour.
And someone convinced her she would get a much bigger payday than what
she got on the NDA if it was removed.
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2020 04:35 PM
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She made a $hit ton of $$$$$ stripping after her lawyer accused Trump of fvcking her.
Remember she was a washed up old stripper and wasn't working much before all of that happened.
Almost like it was a made up op to get her back on the dancing circuit to get the cash rolling back in.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (JUOKG)
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Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 01, 2020 04:37 PM (8/7u2)
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I think this might be one of the reasons he does it to begin with. It's a power move. "This is your {wife|daughter|mother|boss} and I have my paws all over her - and you're not going to do a damn thing about it because I'm powerful and you're not and I have guards and political machinery and you don't."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (ZCEU2)
Yeah, that's the thing that baffles me. It's not like old Joe was ever exactly Don Corleone who could never be questioned. It speaks poorly for an awful lot of husbands and fathers that Joe never wound up wearing a body cast.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (qc+VF)
**********
Well Your Honor, I'm embarrassed to say it in public, but he "dallied in my primroses"!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 04:40 PM (Fc5rx)
Some of us have difficult hair. I'm not going to make things worse.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2020 04:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 01, 2020 04:40 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Massive Head Wound Biden at May 01, 2020 04:38 PM (uS2EJ)
.........
They try to remove the steel plate?
Posted by: wth at May 01, 2020 04:40 PM (v0R5T)
Fake Tapper is obviously on Biden's Rapid Response Team for Bimbo Eruptions.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 04:40 PM (dzA2p)
If so I can't say I'm surprised. I think she was always very
careful to not make any real claims about what she did with Trump.
Probably because of what the NDA had in it about the trouble she would
get into for saying anything more than she did.
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"Hired for sex" never made sense when we knew Trump to be a germaphobe who could nonetheless date whoever he wanted. "Hired for private showing/party like a bachelor party sorta thing, but for rich people, I might buy that.
Posted by: Methos at May 01, 2020 04:40 PM (kOpft)
then they can spend the next four years empanelling investigations into INSERT COUNTRY HERE collusion
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 01, 2020 04:40 PM (uS2EJ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 01, 2020 04:34 PM
Which drill did y'all use? I'm mostly a DeWalt man myself, these days.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2020 04:41 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Biden Jr baby momma at May 01, 2020 04:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 04:41 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 04:41 PM (Y2CFz)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 01, 2020 04:42 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 04:42 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts
It does raise the question of whether he could be convicted of anything, given his obvious condition of non compos mentis, which is highfalutin' Latin for bats*** crazy.
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 04:42 PM (T6t7i)
I don't think that's correct. I think the libel suit is still going on.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 04:42 PM (HJbDF)
Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 04:41 PM (Y2CFz)
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#We'llTotallyMeanItNextTime
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
I could tell you a story about a HS freshman classmate (She was still 14 1/2 at the time) and a married teacher. Unfortunately, (and probably not surprisingly) she had no father to speak of at home.
Posted by: Turn Two at May 01, 2020 04:42 PM (WylRP)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 04:42 PM (Fc5rx)
Next off the presses from Supes-Christian World Magazine:
"Why Evangelicals must support forced finger-banging or else they aren't real Christians."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2020 04:42 PM (sxp6H)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2020 04:42 PM (taPfM)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (qc+VF)
I can picture some father approaching Don Corleone at Sonny's wedding and asking for justice to be served against the creepy politician who touched his daughter.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 01, 2020 04:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
I think you're right. They don't own the media and social media for nothing. Look for a new Trump scandal to appear, in addition to hearings into Trump's "handling of the coronavirus."
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 04:42 PM (H8QX8)
BTW, does Joe remember that Jake LaMotta served 90 days in jail for statutory rape after he had sex with a 14 year old girl?
Posted by: mercenary13 at May 01, 2020 04:42 PM (QkuUr)
She made a $hit ton of $$$$$ stripping after her lawyer accused Trump of fvcking her.
Remember she was a washed up old stripper and wasn't working much before all of that happened.
Almost like it was a made up op to get her back on the dancing circuit to get the cash rolling back in.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (JUOKG)
She was actually doing the strip club touring "Make America Horny Again" before Creepy Porn Lawyer got involved.
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2020 04:43 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Menack at May 01, 2020 04:43 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 01, 2020 04:43 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Joe Biden Talking to Michael Moore at May 01, 2020 04:43 PM (CDVfT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts
It does raise the question of whether he could be convicted of anything, given his obvious condition of non compos mentis, which is highfalutin' Latin for bats*** crazy.
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 04:42 PM (T6t7i)
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Nah, he can walk free.
But Brennan and Comey go to jail with the heavy implication that Obama was behind it all.
Let's see the progressive historians spin that in their first pass histories of the Obama administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 04:43 PM (HJbDF)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 01, 2020 04:44 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2020 04:41 PM (DMUuz)
A DeWalt.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 01, 2020 04:44 PM (lwCmt)
Posted by: m at May 01, 2020 04:44 PM (MIg60)
It does not look like any of thise women wanted Biden to put hands on them. Tara Reade said he grabbed her outside and pushed her up against a building and stuck his fingers in her. That could not have been in any way consensual.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 04:44 PM (QzF6i)
Like, how nice were the 14 year old's tits?
Posted by: Pedo Bill Clinton at May 01, 2020 04:44 PM (WdocV)
So this wasn't culling bad employees like sometimes happens. There were none left. No, we lost great engineers. Great manufacturing employees. All across the business. Now my work will be ten times harder and they announced no overtime pay.
There was a cascade effect of part shops being shut down not delivering to suppliers which were also mostly shut down and couldn't send supplies to us.
This has been a real bad day for a lot of people here. And I know my company is doing much better than most aerospace. It's going to be a hard few years. Hopefully just a few.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2020 04:44 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2020 04:44 PM (sxp6H)
Slipping a pornlet into The Apprentice to make things more weird, that I could see The Donald doing.
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 01, 2020 04:45 PM (CGB5H)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 04:45 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
++++++++++++++
Thanks to the innovations in the study of history - including deconstruction and multi-dimensional contextualization through new methods like the autoethnographies of event or era participants from the periphery to the core - histories say whatever we want them to say. As these methods have now permeated all layers of the academic stack, peer review passage is guaranteed.
-- Modern Historian
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2020 04:45 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 01, 2020 04:44 PM (GbPPJ)
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"Is that like some sort of English-Mexican fusion joint? Sounds good."
-Typical leftist
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2020 04:45 PM (bW1Yb)
Didn't he mean "punchable"?
Posted by: Furious George at May 01, 2020 04:45 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Inogame at May 01, 2020 04:45 PM (+2xjH)
Old news
Local story
Asked and answered
Republicans pounce!
Why are you obsessed with this?
Facing backlash
Not characteristic
Obvious setup
Let's move on
Focused on the needs of middle-class Americans
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2020 04:46 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 01, 2020 04:46 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 04:46 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Joey B at May 01, 2020 04:46 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 01, 2020 04:46 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2020 04:44 PM (l6b3d)
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I am sorry to hear than, man. I hope for the best and that you can keep up with and flourish in what is to come.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2020 04:46 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 01, 2020 04:46 PM (9hauA)
But Brennan and Comey go to jail with the heavy implication that Obama was behind it all.
Let's see the progressive historians spin that in their first pass histories of the Obama administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
Lynch and Clapper need to go to jail, too.
Posted by: Allie at May 01, 2020 04:46 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 01, 2020 04:46 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 01, 2020 04:46 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 04:47 PM (Y2CFz)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 04:47 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 04:47 PM (ZCEU2)
Sally Yates.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2020 04:47 PM (ZLI7S)
2. If it did happen, and we aren't say that it did, it is being misunderstood
3. Okay it happened, but it was consensual
4. Republicans do it too.
5. Shut up, Racist!
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You know there is on little problem with this script with Creepy Joe at the top of the ticket instead of Obama...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2020 04:47 PM (WdocV)
At the very worst he hired a porn actress, who bangs guys for money, for sex, nearly a decade before he ever threw his hat in the ring for the presidency.
It's bad and I don't approve. But it AIN'T going to make me approve of Hillary.
Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2020 04:47 PM (Eicbe)
Slipping a pornlet into The Apprentice to make things more weird, that I could see The Donald doing.
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 01, 2020 04:45 PM (CGB5H)
I think he had an Apprentice contestant make some allegations of sexual harassment. IIRC , she was a nut and no proof forthcoming. I think she tried to continue her suit but it was tossed again.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 04:47 PM (HJbDF)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 01, 2020 04:48 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 04:48 PM (Y2CFz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2020 04:48 PM (mht8P)
And since they were spying on the transition team and George Papadopoulos said Cross Wind is not Carter Page. Makes me wonder who else they were spying on.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2020 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~
What about Jared? They all hate him.
For the record, I think he is one helluva smart guy.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 01, 2020 04:48 PM (sGotD)
2. If it did happen, and we aren't say that it did, it is being misunderstood
3. Okay it happened, but it was consensual
4. Republicans do it too.
5. Shut up, Racist!
6. I am dedicating to fight the NRA
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 01, 2020 04:48 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (7zB87)
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You mean that Jake "Straight Shooter" Tapper may have less than sterling motives when he mentions the other gals who've come forward with claims about President Trump?
Oh no! My entire world view is shattered, I tell you, shattered!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 01, 2020 04:48 PM (WEBkv)
All manufacturers back to work!
Get the fuck out from underneath your bed and get back to work now!
Btw did trump dispense with the Wuhanflu updates?
Posted by: Getcha Pull at May 01, 2020 04:48 PM (aR6C/)
I sense this is going to be an extra pouncey election year with a heaping dollop of seizing.
To say nothing of the sashaying and flouncing.
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 04:49 PM (T6t7i)
Reminder that your neighbor that is a 'nice' Dem. If they voted for rapist Clinton and creepy uncle Joe they ain't that nice. Do not trust them not to rat you out for breaking the lockdown rules. OpSec all the way if you are ignoring stupid rules.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 01, 2020 04:49 PM (T9Hmo)
At the very worst he hired a porn actress, who bangs guys for money,
for sex, nearly a decade before he ever threw his hat in the ring for
the presidency.
It's bad and I don't approve. But it AIN'T going to make me approve of Hillary.
Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2020 04:47 PM
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They really thought that breaking that story would either make the evangelicals not vote for Trump or stay at home.
If that had turned out to be true, Trump would have lost.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 01, 2020 04:49 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2020 04:28 PM (ZLI7S)
I saw one like that the other day. It'll be circulating again with all of this coming up.
Posted by: m at May 01, 2020 04:49 PM (MIg60)
Posted by: dartist at May 01, 2020 04:50 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Menack at May 01, 2020 04:50 PM (buTO7)
>>For the record, I think he is one helluva smart guy.
He is a smart guy and he doesn't get nearly the credit he deserves for functionally serving as one of Trump's unofficial campaign chairs.
But I was thinking more along the lines of Nunes of Sessions. Someone who they really wanted out of the way and unable to look into what really was going on.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2020 04:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2020 04:51 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: Peter Marlow at May 01, 2020 04:51 PM (dmYb7)
Posted by: setnaffa at May 01, 2020 04:51 PM (c4NCi)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2020 04:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Joe B at May 01, 2020 04:51 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 01, 2020
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Wagon Train had some interesting casting. I recall one episode with Lou Costello of all people as the guest star.
If this ep is from the Fifties, Nancy was still working in Hollywood.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/i/ at May 01, 2020 04:52 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 01, 2020 04:52 PM (6/uwW)
*********
"That's what I've been trying to tell you, Judge. He flounced through my begonias!"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 04:52 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2020 04:52 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: setnaffa at May 01, 2020 04:51 PM (c4NCi)
++++++++++++
The money and influence that opens up before him as consequence of him being willing and corrupt mouthpiece of evil?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2020 04:52 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 01, 2020 04:52 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2020 04:46 PM
This was my damn day off and I was in my back yard putting up lights around our patio when my wife comes out and says, "My friends are messaging me to say their husband was just let go!" Message after message. And then I call my boss and he gave me the low down.
This feels as bad as 2008-20010 but all crashing down to this level in a few months time. All for bullshit!
Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2020 04:52 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 01, 2020 04:53 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 04:53 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Peter Marlow at May 01, 2020 04:53 PM (dmYb7)
Posted by: Avi at May 01, 2020 04:53 PM (GsHxf)
Hubs, and I'll have to wait for the credits but it looks like Nancy
Reagan in a leading role, plus Art Linkletter.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 01, 2020
Here, Batman "window cameos": https://youtu.be/KLuT38m-anc
Posted by: Bert G at May 01, 2020 04:53 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 04:53 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2020 04:54 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 04:54 PM (HJbDF)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 04:53 PM (Fc5rx)
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Pistols at dawn, suh!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 01, 2020 04:54 PM (WEBkv)
"I have a puppy in my van, would you like to see it?"
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 04:54 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: zalea city at May 01, 2020 04:54 PM (WX+x0)
@Comey
Comforting sign of spring in our garden.
(posted with picture of a rose)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 01, 2020 04:54 PM (sGotD)
Ace, here's some Friday 80's Mystery Lyrics:
Oh, the night is my world
City light painted girl
In the day nothing matters
It's the night time that flatters
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 04:54 PM (dzA2p)
Yeah, that's the thing that baffles me. It's not like old Joe was ever exactly Don Corleone who could never be questioned. It speaks poorly for an awful lot of husbands and fathers that Joe never wound up wearing a body cast.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at May 01, 2020 04:39 PM (qc+VF) "
Speaks poorly, yes, but surprising ?
No, not really.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 01, 2020 04:54 PM (cqteU)
he has to feel like McCain and Romney about now.
Joe, you didn't think Hillary was just going to let you take her turn. did you?
you were always just a placeholder so Her Drunkness wouldn't have to waddle around the campaign trail. and after you finally won a primary. lol.
Posted by: x at May 01, 2020 04:54 PM (nFwvY)
He can ban them, but people in rural Canada will still have them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2020 04:55 PM (bW1Yb)
*********
Heck, I doubt if he can spell IQ!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 04:56 PM (Fc5rx)
What was Biden whispering to the little girl?
"I might like you better if we slept together."
Posted by: Regular joe
There's a 80's Mystery Lyrics!
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 04:56 PM (dzA2p)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 01, 2020 04:57 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2020 04:44 PM (l6b3d)
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Sickening and saddening. Total waste of talent and energy. I'm so sorry to hear that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 01, 2020 04:57 PM (G51Gf)
Hey Jake Tough-Guy --
So are you going to interview this woman, or any of Biden's other eight victims, on your very lightly-viewed show?
___________
Make mock of Jake's show all you want there, Ace -- since even disregarding the airport monopoly, his show is crushing it in cucksheds across the globe and especially on the high seas!
Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 01, 2020 04:57 PM (3v1EQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 04:34
Oh, that's good. Very very good.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert - this lockdown shite is shite at May 01, 2020 04:57 PM (wmfhQ)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Creepy? No, sir---more like business as usual.
Posted by: 15-Year-Old Furious George at May 01, 2020 04:58 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: KIM JONG UN at May 01, 2020 04:58 PM (lMn1U)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 04:56 PM (Fc5rx)
There's E on the end of IQ Joe!
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 04:59 PM (HJbDF)
Posted by: Tentotwo at May 01, 2020 04:59 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 04:56 PM (Fc5rx)
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Heh.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 01, 2020 04:59 PM (WEBkv)
I've been there many times and that particular salon would normally have had 6 or 7 on today. And my stylist was an out and proud conservative woman. So, I'm thinking, at businesses where employees have the *choice* whether or not to work, what percentage of those who choose to are going to be righties? I'm thinking a LOT.
I may have just experienced what is going to become the new norm. Lefties cower with Karen while the rest of us get back to business. Not everyone's going to flat out tell you their politics like she did, but something to keep an eye on and consider.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 01, 2020 04:59 PM (SAK2A)
@Comey
Comforting sign of spring in our garden.
(posted with picture of a rose)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 01, 2020 04:54 PM
I imagine his use of a commie symbol was intentional.
Posted by: Bert G at May 01, 2020 04:59 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: dantesed at May 01, 2020 04:59 PM (oreOt)
The attrition will be delayed this time due to the economic crisis which is due to the handling of the health "crisis".
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 01, 2020 05:00 PM (ExV1e)
"Girl, you'll be a woman, soon."
Posted by: Peter Marlow at May 01, 2020 04:53 PM (dmYb7)
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As an old grandpa, this whole thing is a surreal joke. He needs to go away.
Posted by: Menack at May 01, 2020 05:00 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 01, 2020 05:00 PM (a4EWo)
Well, isn't' that convenient.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 01, 2020 05:00 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 01, 2020 05:00 PM (7zB87)
1h
#BREAKING: OAN Encore now available on @PlutoTV! Watch @OANN's top-rated, prime-time lineup on channel 249! Retweet and spread the word!
One America News -- your source for credible reporting!
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 01, 2020 05:00 PM (tzzWa)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 05:00 PM (HJbDF)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 05:01 PM (zRJXx)
Well, isn't' that convenient.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 01, 2020 05:00 PM (+0AKE)
Now you know why Reade didnt' go to the press back in 93.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 01, 2020 05:01 PM (7zB87)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at May 01, 2020 05:01 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: zalea city at May 01, 2020 05:01 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: wth at May 01, 2020 05:02 PM (v0R5T)
Fox reporting that Biden people accessed Biden records at Univ. of Delaware in mid March.
Well, isn't' that convenient.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 01, 2020 05:00 PM (+0AKE)
Accessed? You mean like with a scissors?
Posted by: Zombie Sandy Berger at May 01, 2020 05:02 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 01, 2020 05:02 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 01, 2020 05:02 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: dartist at May 01, 2020 04:50
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Not anymore on Fox. Cutaway to The Five. Must hear Juan. I guess.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at May 01, 2020 05:03 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 05:03 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Tami at May 01, 2020 05:03 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Joey "Choo Choo" Biden at May 01, 2020 05:03 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 05:04 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 01, 2020 05:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 05:05 PM (REHW6)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 05:05 PM (lwiT4)
Biden 2020
Posted by: wth at May 01, 2020 05:05 PM (v0R5T)
Who is going to tell him?
I'll assume that portfolio!
Hillary Clinton (with a piano wire garrote)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 01, 2020 05:06 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2020 05:06 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2020 05:07 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 01, 2020 05:07 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2020 05:07 PM (UvZo2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 05:05 PM (REHW6)
Yes, Trump was grilled and accused and everyone from SNL to NPR interviewed and wrote about Allred's Allies.
Tapper is just a disingenuous idiot.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 01, 2020 05:07 PM (7zB87)
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 05:04 PM
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The $600/wk Fed kicker is $15/hr. Add another 350/wk from state, they're getting just under $24/hr to stay home. It was a trap.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at May 01, 2020 05:08 PM (Dhht7)
Candy is dandy
Liquor is quicker.
23 skidoo
But paste is a lubricant.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 05:08 PM (pw+jk)
My wife's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2020 05:09 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 05:09 PM (lwiT4)
Biden 2020
Posted by: wth at May 01, 2020 05:09 PM (v0R5T)
1h
#BREAKING: OAN Encore now available on @PlutoTV! Watch @OANN's
top-rated, prime-time lineup on channel 249! Retweet and spread the
word!
One America News -- your source for credible reporting!
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 01, 2020 05:00 PM
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Thank you.
Posted by: irright at May 01, 2020 05:10 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2020 05:10 PM (2OaFr)
Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2020 05:10 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Bruce at May 01, 2020 05:10 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 01, 2020 05:11 PM (tEg6E)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 01, 2020 05:11 PM
Doing some manscaping?
Posted by: Bert G at May 01, 2020 05:12 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 01, 2020 05:12 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: The Dalai Comey at May 01, 2020 05:12 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2020 05:12 PM (dUJdY)
The Michigan Health Department has announced that any resident who needs condoms can email the MHD and they will receive ten condoms and ten packs of lube in a plain package delivered to their home.
This is because of Covid 19 and you might not be able to acquire condoms.
This isn't a joke. The site also says that it may take a few days because Health Department employees are working from home to package and mail the condoms.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 01, 2020 05:12 PM (7zB87)
Does it make me a bad person for imagining him getting heat stroke walking around the beach in that get-up and then contracting covid in the hospital? Yeah, it probably does. But I'll live with it.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at May 01, 2020 05:12 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 01, 2020 05:11 PM (tEg6E)
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And I hope some iron on the burner just in case.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 01, 2020 05:13 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 01, 2020 05:13 PM (ZzmAT)
Posted by: Peter Marlow at May 01, 2020 05:13 PM (dmYb7)
Oh, the night is my world
City light painted girl
In the day nothing matters
It's the night time that flatters
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020
*
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I know this song title and artist. Are we not supposed to spoil it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/i/ at May 01, 2020 05:13 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 01, 2020 05:11
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I've read you can cauterize an ear bleed with a hot iron.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at May 01, 2020 05:14 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 01, 2020 05:15 PM (ZzmAT)
Posted by: Peter Marlow at May 01, 2020 05:15 PM (dmYb7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2020 05:15 PM (2OaFr)
Posted by: Peter Marlow at May 01, 2020 05:13 PM (dmYb7)
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Suggested edit.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 01, 2020 05:16 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2020 05:15 PM (2OaFr)
LOL.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 01, 2020 05:16 PM (7zB87)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 05:09 PM
Thank you. I'm grateful I still have my job. I'm just saddened for all the others.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2020 05:16 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 05:16 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 01, 2020 05:16 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 05:17 PM (bDqIh)
As a fellow Lee's Summiteer, CHEERS!
Posted by: Peter Marlow at May 01, 2020 05:15 PM (dmYb7)
Holy crap, all of LSMO is at the HQ!
Posted by: filbert at May 01, 2020 05:17 PM (NiXyF)
Yep, there's that too. Our Congress f'ed up, shocker of all shockers. And the few who tried to point this flaw out were told to sit down and shut up.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 01, 2020 05:17 PM (SAK2A)
We need a mini MoMe for Lee's Summit peeps. I think there are at least 5 of us... maybe more.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2020 05:17 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at May 01, 2020 05:18 PM (eqHTn)
Posted by: Peter Marlow at May 01, 2020 05:13 PM (dmYb7)
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Suggested edit.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 01, 2020 05:16 PM (WEBkv)
So true. He had to be careful to show his "real" id at checkout.
Posted by: Peter Marlow at May 01, 2020 05:18 PM (dmYb7)
Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at May 01, 2020 05:18 PM (eqHTn)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2020 05:18 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: 13times at May 01, 2020 05:19 PM (W5neA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2020 05:17 PM (dUJdY)
That would be fun.
Posted by: Peter Marlow at May 01, 2020 05:19 PM (dmYb7)
Fourteen-year-old girl: smiles, flushes, "thanks, I think"
Aging non-compos-mentis Senator: "Hey, nice rack!"
Fourteen-year-old girl: looks for routes of escape
Posted by: JEM at May 01, 2020 05:19 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2020 05:16 PM (l6b3d)
I know. I'm so sick of what we've become. People who are glad when there's chicken on the shelf. People who get herded into lines at the supermarket. People losing their jobs and their health. Everything being cancelled. I admit I broke down in the middle of WalMart today and started crying when I passed a pail and shovel beach set, and remembered that the beach was closed. Stupid, I know, over such a little thing.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 05:19 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2020 05:12 PM (dUJdY)
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As someone recently retired, my routine is pretty simple: coffee in the AM, AoS, coffee, more AoS, some project around the house, coffee, more AoS.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 01, 2020 05:20 PM (WEBkv)
*raises glass to you*
Posted by: Tami at May 01, 2020 05:20 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2020 05:17 PM (dUJdY)
Yes indeedy!
Posted by: filbert at May 01, 2020 05:20 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Cheri at May 01, 2020 05:20 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 05:19 PM (lwiT4)
Pent up anxiety and frustration I imagine.
Posted by: Tami at May 01, 2020 05:21 PM (cF8AT)
"I bet that you are a straight DD student, little girl."
Posted by: garrett
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Agh! But true.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 01, 2020 05:23 PM (G51Gf)
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No grammie, not stupid, at all. Some things are just evocative.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 01, 2020 05:23 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 05:19
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Not stupid at all grammie. Anyone with a heart has those moments.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at May 01, 2020 05:25 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Cheri at May 01, 2020 05:20 PM (oiNtH)
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As others have mentioned, PDT is likely the cleanest politician to inhabit the White House in a long while.
If there was anything, and I mean anything, that could have been used against President Trump, it would have been found long ago.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 01, 2020 05:26 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2020 05:12 PM (dUJdY)
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Um, I have a few hundred things off a honey-do list you might like. Call me!
Posted by: Margarita's husband, also just retired at May 01, 2020 05:28 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 01, 2020 05:29 PM (GTeFT)
Posted by: Johnny Biface at May 01, 2020 05:31 PM (v7uSj)
This has been a real bad day for a lot of people here. And I know my company is doing much better than most aerospace. It's going to be a hard few years. Hopefully just a few.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2020 04:44 PM (l6b3d)
I do feel for you - here in Texas, it's just like 1986, but worse. Today Halliburton and other oilfield service companies announced the *permanent* closure of all of their East Texas operations - the Kilgore facility, with 230 people, had been in continuous operation since the 1930's. All of the West Texas oilfield towns are becoming ghost towns, we are now at the point where the wells have to be physically shut in, because there is no place to put the oil. Due to technical issues, quite a few of them will never be put back online again, no matter what happens to prices in the future. We've lost a huge amount of resources. It's like farmers and ranchers having to slaughter their herds.
Every producing company in Texas, outside of the major multinationals, will be filing for bankruptcy by the end of summer. There's just no way out, and no way anything can end soon enough to save them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2020 05:32 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 01, 2020 05:42 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 01, 2020 05:44 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Menack at May 01, 2020 05:44 PM (buTO7)
I'd rather see Trump vs Biden than any other matchup.
Posted by: CanadaGuy at May 01, 2020 05:49 PM (iRYml)
Posted by: morigu at May 01, 2020 06:00 PM (Eu98u)
OT
stores are now limiting meat purchases all across the country
Military Commissaries Limit Meat Purchases Amid Supply Chain Worries
Meat shortage worries grow - Kroger to limit purchases
Costco limiting amount of meat customers can purchase
Kroger is limiting ground beef and pork purchases in some stores
Coronavirus: Grocery Stores Limiting Meat Purchases Over Concerns Of A Shortage
Safeway announced Wednesday that it would start limiting how many meat products customers could buy, not because they were experiencing a lack of supply, but because they're concerned that a possible shortage could cause panic buying.
I heard two meats..
You can just go out and go back in...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 01, 2020 06:17 PM (8fB/R)
Joe Biden, on the other hand, isn't worth dick. So there is no payday for an accuser AND there are no deep pocketed uber-political benefactors on the right willing to bankroll anyone that can come up with accusations against Biden like there are on the left.
Posted by: deadrody at May 01, 2020 07:44 PM (V9901)
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