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Second Try: Coronavirus Briefing
Meanwhile, Anderson Cooper, who famously avoids any activities which involve a risk of contracting a deadly virus, scolds Las Vegas mayor Goodman for daring to say she wants her city to be opened. If that's over the line, hey, it's the steroids talking. No seriously, it's like I'm overdosing a very nasty batch of cocaine. Something mixed with insecticide or something.Goodman falsely suggested that there's no evidence that social distancing works and said she tried to offer Las Vegas as a control group.
— Axios (@axios) April 22, 2020
"How do you know until we have a control group?" https://t.co/Kr3AjVacvw
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 22, 2020 06:14 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: morigu at April 22, 2020 06:14 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 22, 2020 06:14 PM (Ozpxd)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 06:14 PM (Xt7n2)
Posted by: NCKate at April 22, 2020 06:14 PM (XfMJE)
Posted by: Redenzo at April 22, 2020 06:14 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:14 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Redenzo at April 22, 2020 06:15 PM (E7vND)
Supposedly Harris County will start reopening soon? But with mandatory masks? I don't know, I've been in meetings listening to engineers bitching all day.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 22, 2020 06:15 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 06:15 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 06:16 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2020 06:16 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 06:16 PM (Xt7n2)
Posted by: morigu at April 22, 2020 06:16 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:16 PM (ptqGC)
________
LOL.
Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2020 06:16 PM (k4LPa)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 22, 2020 06:16 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 06:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 06:17 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 06:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Apropos of whatever, have you seen Pritzker's brother, Jennifer?? No words, no words.
Posted by: tubal
I made the serious mistake of Binging it. Al Bundy said it best:
"Ahhhh Gahd Peg, my eyes!"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 22, 2020 06:17 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2020 06:17 PM (lhfjm)
I expect this is my round about way of finally canceling my Facebook account, lol.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 06:17 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 22, 2020 06:17 PM (SAK2A)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 06:17 PM (LqByZ)
Posted by: DJ3way at April 22, 2020 06:17 PM (bhPL1)
it's like I'm overdosing a very nasty batch of cocaine. Something mixed
with insecticide or something.
Ummm.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Could be the yam. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (YtJs4)
Embers of Corona - torrid, never before scenes presented to the audience
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: morigu at April 22, 2020 06:16 PM (Eu98u)
Husband's boss has actually eaten with him, and I can rate this as FACT.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Beverly at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (0KiA5)
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (85Gof)
b-b-b-b-b-b but that quote!
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (lhfjm)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (SAK2A)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (LqByZ)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Yo! at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
_Mickey Spillane
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (nz4Ij)
she is willing to take a risk. and if her constituents want to go back to work, let them go back to work.
at least she will be giving her voters a CHOICE
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (oiNtH)
But with mandatory masks? I don't know, I've been in meetings listening
to engineers bitching all day.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 22, 2020 06:15 PM (rWZ8Y)
---
the local cops said "FTN: we ain't enforcing stupid, unconstitutional shit."
see Legal Insurrection for details
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (YtJs4)
Fuck your fucking bullshit, you could give two fucks about our safety. This is all get orange man bad.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (xPl2J)
Anderson Cooper looks like a pez dispenser.
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (786Ro)
610 493 432 Pretty sure Ann Hathaway is topless in Brokeback Mountain
Posted by: Yo! at April 22, 2020 05:52 PM (uZuKb)
Not worth it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 22, 2020 06:00 PM (ifmtJ)
Look up the film Havoc...WORTH.IT.
Posted by: browndog at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: browndog at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (Yhl4a)
🎲
Posted by: Unkaren at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Redenzo at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (BA9Nh)
China is asshoe
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (BA9Nh)
Good Criky, how can they not understand what the guy just said.
I guess they do, they just want to make an issue.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (LqByZ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (SAK2A)
Posted by: Unkaren at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
If I hear DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE and WASH YOUR HANDS one more time......
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (ptqGC)
Haha I was just going to type that
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (oiNtH)
I'm sure he's stocked up on Truvada, so he's good to go.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (k4LPa)
I understand overdosing on a great, stupendous batch of cocaine isn't any fun either. Should probably switch over to heroin.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 06:21 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (BA9Nh)
It is hard to ask question with your tongue stuck up obama's ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:21 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (BA9Nh)
CDC director Robert R. Redfield?
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:21 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Pliney at April 22, 2020 06:21 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:21 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2020 06:19 PM (oiNtH)
AND exacerbates the demand for toilet paper?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:21 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 06:21 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 06:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Meanwhile, Anderson Cooper, who famously avoids any activities which involve a risk of contracting a deadly virus
-----
Ouch.
Also, LOL.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 06:21 PM (Ibl1K)
Then I prayed "Please Bob, bring the bull whip and the chair".
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at April 22, 2020 06:21 PM (XHzwl)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 06:21 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 06:21 PM (j9HX3)
******
I am curiously aroused by your ability to display emojis on a gerbil run smart military blog.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 06:22 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:22 PM (ptqGC)
Consider the audience. It's like trying to housetrain an Irish setter.
"ON THE PAPER! ON THE PAPER!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:22 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 22, 2020 06:22 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2020 06:22 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Gregory House at April 22, 2020 06:22 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:22 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 22, 2020 06:22 PM (SAK2A)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 06:16 PM (Xt7n2)
--------
My wife and I are staying at the Trump Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas in June for her birthday.
Corner room.
Rate was unbelievable.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 06:22 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 22, 2020 06:22 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:22 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 06:22 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 06:22 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, sufferin in the land of Cruella Whitmer at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (wmfhQ)
also getting blamed for the hack of WHO and Gates."-- Posted
by: CN
The hack appears to be legit:
https://tinyurl.com/ycmhf87c
Whoever hacked them, by all means let's see those emails and documents. Should prove to be very enlightening
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (z7PmS)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:18 PM (BA9Nh)
CDC director Robert R. Redfield?
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:21 PM (Yhl4a)
No. The reporter. Redfield is fine.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (BA9Nh)
In the "past" we wouldn't think anything of it... We'd just say FLU....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (lwiT4)
....
Like shopping without a mask?
Posted by: LOL at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (sQq+E)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, sufferin in the land of Cruella Whitmer at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (wmfhQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: klaftern at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:21 PM (BA9Nh)
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If he's been at it long enough, he probably wears Depends or some such.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (yQpMk)
*slaps bitch with his 9 inch dick*, then stares at her.
Posted by: Redenzo at April 22, 2020 06:20 PM (E7vND)
It's almost like he has no respect for the press because they're earned his complete and total contempt.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (BA9Nh)
Corner room.
Rate was unbelievable.
$45 a night? Or was it $20.20?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Pliney at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (eYLmo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
Is this "Jeff" retarded?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE CALVIN KLEIN at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (Pzzpr)
Nice.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (yQpMk)
Now the reporter, after arguing with Trump about how strong the virus will come back in the fall, is questioning why then Trumps is making so many ventilators.
I'd fuckin' walk out, while saying "y'all are just to dumb to continue.'
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (SAK2A)
Lizzy Accurately Predicted This Nood Hours Ago!
Posted by: Soothsayer
Based on highly scientific models.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (aKsyK)
Not even kidding.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
I'm afraid you're going to need to be more specific. Pretty much everyone in the peanut gallery according to the historical record, so I guess you really don't.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, sufferin in the land of Cruella Whitmer at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (wmfhQ)
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When it comes to the press corp, you may need to be a wee bit more specific.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: disnaster at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (SPhkC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (85Gof)
"How do you know until we have a control group?" https://t.co/Kr3AjVacvw
---Axios (@axios) April 22, 2020
------------------------------
I'm confused. Is Axios saying suggesting there is evidence that social distancing working? Must have missed the study.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (eYLmo)
Feels good, I bet. Or are you already out of the honeymoon period?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Syzygy at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (B3kya)
Posted by: Volkoff Industries at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: mnw at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (iTXRQ)
That's a summary of EVERY press question to PDT.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Redenzo at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: betty at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (/QabR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (0OmEj)
I've always wanted a fountain view room at the Bellagio so hubs indulged me. Otherwise he wanted Trumps hotel.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (Xt7n2)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (90T4r)
Rate was unbelievable.
$45 a night? Or was it $20.20?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (SchxB)
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Unbelievable, not fantasy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (WEBkv)
I finally got 1) my flash drives and 2) padded envelopes in which to mail them, so I can now start transcribing on to them the Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist of White Supremacy and Islamophobia (TM). (Link in nic)
The second I mail them off to those who requested them, all restrictions will be lifted everywhere and, in consequence thereof, no one will actually listen to them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (Y274z)
I am in favor of a federal policy that would kill all the Washington Press Corp. Hell, I'd even pay more taxes to cover the cost.
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (XHzwl)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (eYLmo)
Feels good, I bet. Or are you already out of the honeymoon period?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (Ez6QX)
Feels good. It's definitely an adjustment, though!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (eYLmo)
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, sufferin in the land of Cruella Whitmer at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (wmfhQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (SAK2A)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:24 PM (85Gof)
This.
They're making it clear that they're operating in bad faith.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: mugiwara at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (2504T)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (rWZ8Y)
*************
They'll keep moving the goalposts until they finally score.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (Wm5SB)
==
very dumb
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Sent a note to the Houston commissar - will not, will never wear a mask. Free Texas. What the hell happened to America?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 22, 2020 06:16 PM (xceTB)
___________
As some commenter are noted last week (with a nic I'd never seen before), I equate 0 wearing a mask as the equivalent of wearing a Coexist bumper sticker across my face.
Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (k4LPa)
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (95j/9)
Lol!!
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: disnaster at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (SPhkC)
Posted by: betty at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (/QabR)
Trump slapping them in the face with a big wet fish is a thing of beauty.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 06:25 PM (lwiT4)
------
"The doors are locked. There's nowhere to run. I'm now going to ventilate all of you for the health of the Republic."
*removes mysterious tarp from M-60, strafes Press Corps*
*pulls lever that dumps them into old pool beneath briefing room*
----- President Trump, in my fondest dreams
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (Ibl1K)
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (lhfjm)
Posted by: GeneTheHappy at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (r3phb)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:28 PM (SFAhl)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 06:28 PM (axyOa)
I hope he knows that they LIKE that kind of talk.
Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2020 06:28 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
That's for sure. Imagine them acting like this towards Obama.
Posted by: lizabth at April 22, 2020 06:28 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Furious George at April 22, 2020 06:28 PM (9vQJW)
---------------------------
Goodman falsely suggested that there's no evidence that social distancing works and said she tried to offer Las Vegas as a control group.
"How do you know until we have a control group?" https://t.co/Kr3AjVacvw
---Axios (@axios) April 22, 2020
------------------------------
I'm confused. Is Axios saying there is evidence that social distancing is working? Must have missed the study.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 22, 2020 06:28 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:28 PM (Yhl4a)
_________________-
Hey, having butt sex with multiple, random men is my constitutional right as an American! As is sucking off random dudes at the local glory hole! What's more American than a bunch of homo guy swapping spit and semen? And we gays didn't cause the AIDS epidemic in the U.S., we just helped to spread it! And there are lots of us still doing that, even now. We hold "bug chasing" parties where we randomly have sex with infected dudes so other non-infected types can get it and not feel left out of the fun! And you taxpayers get to foot the bill for their lifetime of AIDS-suppressing meds! Ain't life in Amerikkka grand?
Posted by: Anderson Snooper at April 22, 2020 06:28 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2020 06:28 PM (lhfjm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
This.
I held Obama in contempt, but had I been there, I'd have treated him with respect, just out of respect for the office.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Menack at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Amy Hill at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: Yo! at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, sufferin in the land of Cruella Whitmer at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM (wmfhQ)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM (axyOa)
CBD is selling gummies? That guy is into everything.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Time Traveler Returning from the Year 2214 at April 22, 2020 06:30 PM (+dsLj)
Like the man said: The press will be whining so much, you may even get tired of whining.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at April 22, 2020 06:30 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:30 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (WQZ1O)
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A couple of claymores in front of the podium facing out.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 06:30 PM (WEBkv)
I held Obama in contempt, but had I been there, I'd have treated him with respect, just out of respect for the office.
That's just it... Most of these ass wipes don't accept Trump as the duly Elected President
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:30 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: DJ3way at April 22, 2020 06:17 PM (bhPL1)
***********
Obla bla rode his bathhouse visits right into the White House.
Cooper is dreaming.
Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2020 06:30 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM (zr5Kq)
This is the legal part.
Edification for history.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 06:30 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Redenzo at April 22, 2020 06:25
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Ross Perot speaking from the grave?
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 22, 2020 06:30 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 06:30 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (Wm5SB)
The man is a legend.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (8/7u2)
We have control groups for HCQ as well ... supposedly those taking it for other maladies, are not getting the ChinaLabContagion. I've seen that stated, then denied ... surely we (or those that do this stuff and get paid for it) surely we/THEY KNOW? is it a secret?
Control groups don't have to be million dollar academia approved groups ... were have DATA ... lots of it. Like, how many illegals live in the US? (oh wait, we were not allowed to collect that data in our very expensive census ... fluckin DeepState mafia is at war with America the Free)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Time Traveler Returning from the Year 2214 at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (+dsLj)
There will never be another Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Just think...
The earth is 4,500,000,000 years old. And you get to be here during the 8 when Trump is president.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (SFAhl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (TdMsT)
I held Obama in contempt, but had I been there, I'd have treated him with respect, just out of respect for the office.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM
Concur.
I still have nothing but contempt for him, but I'd still respect his having held the office.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (axyOa)
I wish it was called "Physical Distancing", as the advocates for endless shut-downs use the more vague term to blur the distinction.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (zqs/f)
Media is unhappy and seething watching Trump win the narrative. Losing is tough, and it is written on Karl's face.
Posted by: Redenzo at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (wIWDt)
Posted by: Amy Hill at April 22, 2020 06:32 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2020 06:32 PM (fKRmr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
I'm old enough to remember when disrespecting the president was racist.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2020 06:32 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:32 PM (ptqGC)
Meanwhile, Anderson Cooper, who famously avoids any activities which involve a risk of contracting a deadly virus
....
Like shopping without a mask?
Posted by: LOL at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (sQq+E)
Plunging the depths of dark mysterious places, like Sir Franklin's doomed Arctic expedition.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 06:32 PM (KnJdm)
The man is a legend.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM
___________________________
The beatings will continue. Let the POTUS race begin in full.
Posted by: Volkoff Industries at April 22, 2020 06:32 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:30 PM (5bxa0)
Yeah, but why? Do they really believe the Russian collusion horseshit? Are they that stupid?
I could see that perspective on W (for the first four years). I didn't subscribe to it, but the election was a cliffhanger that was decided judicially.
But Trump won clearly. No two ways about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:32 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (gmo/4)
And wore pocket protectors and never ever played intramural sports
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:32 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM (iTXRQ)
Jeff Mason, Reuters?
I think that Jon Karl (ABC) jumped in there a bit, too.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:32 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (gmo/4)
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Nor a graduate level English course.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (dUJdY)
Chris and Cristina Cuomo's son is battling the Coronavirus.
Cristina wrote in a message on Instagram. "My heart hurts more than my head over his infection. I'm applying a modified version of my remedies for his protocol with a focus on lots of vitamins. Since his sense of smell and taste have disappeared, I am feeding him healthy foods that I normally can't get him to touch."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (aKsyK)
" Nows yoos cant leave"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (85Gof)
For some reason I just imagined the scene in Revenge of the Sith when Vader resolves the Trade Federation
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (HIAkX)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (Z+IKu)
....
Like shopping without a mask?
Posted by: LOL at April 22, 2020 06:23 PM (sQq+E)
When he goes out in public now he now wears a mask over his ass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Yo! at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (85Gof)
For some reason I just imagined the scene in Revenge of the Sith when Vader resolves the Trade Federation
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (kOpft)
A bronx tale
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (85Gof)
Did you ever hear back from your doctor?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (14Apn)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (HIAkX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (af79C)
I always assumed he was trying not to react to the Gerbils fighting in his Duodenum?
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (wIWDt)
Stupid shit to harp on.
Posted by: Volkoff Industries at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (DB16e)
They show a profound lack of respect for the president.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Uh huh.
I keep making the point about my low-fo woman who pays precisely no attention to the press or politics. She doesn't even like Trump. But CV-19 got her to actually watch a presser in the WH.
She was totally horrified. She said if she were the blond woman he called a "total fake," that she'd change her hair and go into hiding out of shame.
I'm glad Americans are actually watching these. More people will see what a gang of scoundrels the press are.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (Ibl1K)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM (zr5Kq)
This is the legal part.
Edification for history.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 06:30 PM (nz4Ij)
And in theory, for the press. If they would listen.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (TdMsT)
I'm interested to know what the Morons heard when they read Back in the Saddle:
Gene Autry
Aerosmith
Me? Both. I have a weird brain.
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) , Masks are Useless at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 06:32 PM (KnJdm)
Sphincter spelunker?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (BA9Nh)
Of FFS. He disagrees with Kemp.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Fuck. I hope Kemp gives Trump a big, southern-charm, polite eff-you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (SFAhl)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2020 06:35 PM (El6T/)
so, not sure what he said about Gov Kemp, but try not to over-interpret it.
he probably - himself - wants to wear a "bunny suit" or at least spray everyone with Lysol - hmm maybe this press corps deserves that!
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 06:35 PM (j9HX3)
I don't care what anybody says...You morons rock!!
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 06:30 PM
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Grammie has a GoFundMe? Link?
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 22, 2020 06:35 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Joe Biden - with binders full of Veeps at April 22, 2020 06:35 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 06:35 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (gmo/4)
Boy, that's for damned sure. I remember back in my Ohio State grad school days picking up a copy of the Lantern one day and while reading an article concerning outdoor sports, stumbled across this gem:
"The force of gravity, 14.7 pounds per square inch, trying to peel me off the rock face, was simply exhilarating".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 22, 2020 06:35 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (axyOa)
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Warthogs down Main street followed by tanks!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 06:35 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 06:35 PM (TdMsT)
Goddamn Trump.. just dumped on Kemp. He's gonna fold.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (dUJdY)
This. My big disagreement with Kemp is, "Why tattoo parlors and movie theaters???"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 22, 2020 06:35 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:30 PM (5bxa0)
Yeah, but why? Do they really believe the Russian collusion horseshit? Are they that stupid?
But Trump won clearly. No two ways about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:32 PM (BA9Nh)
Yes, they ARE that stupid because there are vast swaths of Americans who do not know that the general election is decided by the Electoral College. They do not know what the Electoral College is, how it works and why our Founding Fathers insisted it exist and function. You can even add in a former Secretary of State to that group of stupids.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 22, 2020 06:35 PM (8/7u2)
Posted by: Jewells45
nah
he said he disagrees with Kemp, but it's the governor's call
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:35 PM (iTXRQ)
EVERY mayor of Las Vegas should be a retired hooker.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 22, 2020 06:36 PM (LVx0E)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:29 PM
Concur.
I still have nothing but contempt for him, but I'd still respect his having held the office.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 06:31 PM (axyOa)
I don't know why they can't do this.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:36 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2020 06:36 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 22, 2020 06:35 PM (7s3Gx)
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Wut? I wrote better stuff in 5th grade!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 06:36 PM (WEBkv)
distancing works and said she tried to offer Las Vegas as a control
group.
******
That statement is not false. The lives that social distancing and locking the world down saved are ASSUMED.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 22, 2020 06:36 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 06:36 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 06:36 PM (TdMsT)
exactly - this isn't news. I mean it sucks, he's clearly got a YUGE bias towards being overcautious here due to his own fears, but don't read too much into it (and hopefully Kemp won't either)
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 06:36 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: FloridaMan -- Convinced this has been overreaction at April 22, 2020 06:36 PM (r28kI)
Warthogs down Main street followed by tanks!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
I'm liking it!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 06:36 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 06:36 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: lizabth at April 22, 2020 06:37 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (ptqGC)
I realized yesterday why its such a bad idea that you need a license to cut hair. Under this situation States governments are threatening to take away licenses of hair cutters who make house calls.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 22, 2020 06:37 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 06:37 PM (r+sAi)
EVERY mayor of Las Vegas should be a retired hooker.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 22, 2020 06:36 PM (LVx0E)
I bet every mayor of LaS Vegas knew a few hookers, retired or otherwise.
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 06:37 PM (zr5Kq)
The guidelines Kemp has out for ours are pretty rigid. The stylist may as well wear a hazmat suit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at April 22, 2020 06:37 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 06:37 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (HIAkX)
They're not worth the effort.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:38 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 06:38 PM (dUJdY)
At least Trump defers to Kemp. "I disagree with him, but it's his decision."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:38 PM (SFAhl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (Ibl1K)
I think part of the point.
Also consider what line the Reds would have taken if he weren't having the press conferences.
"Trump is hiding in the White House!"
"Trump refusing to answer to the people!"
"Trump cowers in the White House while people DIE!"
"Trump is golfing with his rich friends while America suffers!"
"Trump doesn't have any idea what to do!"
"Trump is paralyzed with indecision!"
"Trump does not know what's going on!"
Can't you just see that happening? But there's no way they can do that now. He's boring everyone's balls off with details in two hour press conferences every weekday. Amazing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:38 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: krustiest at April 22, 2020 06:38 PM (Eg4A3)
The fing mayor of Chicago had her done recently. When people howled she explained that she was on t.v. all the time and she needed to look good for the City. Even tjough no one else can get a haircut.
Its not about bending the curve.....its about power.
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at April 22, 2020 06:38 PM (XHzwl)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 06:38 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (zqs/f)
In homage.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:38 PM (Yhl4a)
His "experts" are feeding him a bunch a crap about the Kung flu
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at April 22, 2020 06:37 PM (uEbPt)
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One toke, baby, one toke.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Jewells45
nah
he said he disagrees with Kemp, but it's the governor's call
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:35 PM (iTXRQ)
Respectfully, he should have not said anything. That is a good option at times.
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (90T4r)
Trump told him to appoint Doug Collins and he told Trump to fuck off.
Now PDT is returning the favor.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (HIAkX)
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (Yhl4a)
I mean, it seems intuitive that it would, but do we *know* that?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 06:36 PM (WEBkv)
It's all coming back to me now. Here's another one:
"Winds Reek Havoc at Muirfield Tournament"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (7s3Gx)
hmm another good point
and another reason Kemp will just ignore this, which is good news in the long run
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (af79C)
Ha!
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM (lhfjm)
I realized yesterday why its such a bad idea that you need a license to cut hair. Under this situation States governments are threatening to take away licenses of hair cutters who make house calls.
Posted by: Serious Cat
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People are cutting their own hair without licenses. They're cutting their kids' hair without licenses. My mother lives too far away and I can't cut straight, so I'll invite an acquaintance of mine over to cut my hair. I'll pay for her gas.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM (SFAhl)
Can't you just see that happening? But there's no way they can do that now. He's boring everyone's balls off with details in two hour press conferences every weekday. Amazing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:38 PM (BA9Nh)
That's part 1
Part 2 is the very entertaining: Whack-A-Reporter
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:34 PM (SFAhl)
Kemp has had national exposure. His horizons are expanding exponentially.
Posted by: Amy Hill at April 22, 2020 06:41 PM (Lhcx9)
I'm starting to wonder what happens if I get caught with unlicensed hair...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 22, 2020 06:41 PM (7s3Gx)
He said that he doesn't completely agree with some of the places Kemp is opening immediately and would prefer that they wait until phase two. But he also said that Kemp had to do what he thought was best for his state. This re-iterates the fact that it was the states that shut everything down.
The fed advised and the states ran with it.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 22, 2020 06:41 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2020 06:41 PM (mNq/0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 06:41 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 06:41 PM (786Ro)
Why? He's entitled to his opinion. It's the governors' calls, but Trump isn't obligated to agree. Suppose one of the governors wanted to extend the lockdown to the end of the year?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:41 PM (BA9Nh)
no we don't know anything at all about it
since this is spread in close quarters/indoors/via air vents, usually within households very quickly, and you're not "social distancing" in your own house, I can't see how social distancing really reduces spread unless you're doing it on the bus or subway. and most of the time you can't. and even if you're 6 feet away, if you're sharing the same stale air via an air vent stream, you're still gonna get it
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 06:41 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 06:41 PM (uEbPt)
I realized yesterday why its such a bad idea that you need a license to cut hair. Under this situation States governments are threatening to take away licenses of hair cutters who make house calls.
Posted by: Serious Cat
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People are cutting their own hair without licenses. They're cutting their kids' hair without licenses. My mother lives too far away and I can't cut straight, so I'll invite an acquaintance of mine over to cut my hair. I'll pay for her gas.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM (SFAhl)
I shave, which is cutting hair, and I trim my mustache. So self hair cutting is totes okay then.
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 06:42 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 06:42 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (7s3Gx)
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And I'm pretty darn sure I knew the difference between stench and created.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 06:42 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 06:42 PM (11H2y)
I mean, it seems intuitive that it would, but do we *know* that?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (GbPPJ)
Look at the areas that did.
Look at the areas that did not.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 06:42 PM (nz4Ij)
I got a robo call from her today, asking me to stay on the line for a live townhall.
Hung up on the twit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:42 PM (ptqGC)
I think Harvard has a $35b endowment or something. They can buy some nitrile gloves.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 06:43 PM (Ibl1K)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2020 06:41 PM (mNq/0)
Actually, it was chump change. It was $9 million; Harvard's endowment is $40 billion. But he did shame them out of taking the $9 million.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:43 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM
CBS scoops ABC.
"Water Found To Be Deadly To Those Who Try To Breath Underwater!
Film at 11.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 06:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 22, 2020 06:43 PM (HcsK1)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 06:42 PM (lwiT4)
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Every time I see Pelosi, Cuomo and Schumer.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 06:43 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at April 22, 2020 06:43 PM (4Ipng)
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 06:43 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:30 PM (5bxa0)
Yeah, but why? Do they really believe the Russian collusion horseshit? Are they that stupid?
__________________
Yes, they are that stupid. But no, they don't believe the collusion b.s.
They're just pissed that Americans didn't elect their Chosen One, like we were told. How dare we think for ourselves and not defer to their greater wisdom and authority? WTF do we think we are, anyway?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 22, 2020 06:43 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM (lhfjm)
Again, a blind item from my second-favorite Ace, at blindgossip.com:
"This actress chose to emphasize the terrible side effects of the drug treatment she took rather than how she felt before she took the drugs. There was a very intentional political move behind her doing that."
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2020 06:43 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 06:43 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 06:43 PM (nvc6v)
no we don't know anything at all about it
since this is spread in close quarters/indoors/via air vents, usually within households very quickly, and you're not "social distancing" in your own house, I can't see how social distancing really reduces spread unless you're doing it on the bus or subway. and most of the time you can't. and even if you're 6 feet away, if you're sharing the same stale air via an air vent stream, you're still gonna get it
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 06:41 PM (j9HX3)
If that's the case, then it would be insane to reopen the casinos since that is all notoriously closed air systems.
Unless the assumption is the extra oxygen being pumped in would do something.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (GbPPJ)
States are walkin such a fine line right now. What Trump says matters. It was wrong. Period.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM (lhfjm)
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Promoted by people working for media companies that accept ad revenue from pharmaceutical companies.
Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2020 06:17 PM (lhfjm)
Acosta was whining on his own network about a govt scientist who claimed he was transferred after insisting funds not be spent to investigate HCQ. That's what I got out of it. Of course, there is another side to the story that we won't hear from Xi NN.
Posted by: FloridaMan -- Convinced this has been overreaction at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (r28kI)
Didn't Vegas have a male mayor also named Goodman?
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 22, 2020 06:22 PM (xPl2J)
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Yes, famous mob consigliere Oscar Goodman. That was after I had left, but I heard he was pretty good.
Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (k4LPa)
https://www.gofundme.com/f/grammie-winger
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 06:36 PM (TdMsT)
~~~~~
Thanks for the link, Ladyl.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Amy Hill at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (5bxa0)
I mean, it seems intuitive that it would, but do we *know* that?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (GbPPJ)
Look at the areas that did.
Look at the areas that did not.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 06:42 PM (nz4Ij)
It is an arbitrary standard, made by someone or other, now enshrined in the Canon of Pandemic forevermore.
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: azalea city at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:45 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 06:45 PM (r+sAi)
Trump's approval is 47% and, once again, his head to head number significantly trails his job approval, a trend that's happening in every poll.
Posted by: bumblebee at April 22, 2020 06:43 PM (lrCrE)
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According to the polls, we should be saying "President Hillary" rather than "President Trump."
Funny that.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 06:45 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2020 06:41 PM (mNq/0)
Epic !
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 22, 2020 06:45 PM (M+Lyo)
...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:37 PM (ptqGC)
So is Switzerland, save for the badly effected canton bordering Italy, Tocino.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 22, 2020 06:45 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 06:45 PM (11H2y)
The annual flu shot protects against previous corona viruses.
Just very curious. But I guess we'll never know.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: spypeach at April 22, 2020 06:45 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2020 06:41 PM (mNq/0)
Epic !
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 22, 2020 06:45 PM (M+Lyo)
Stanford also is giving back
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:45 PM (85Gof)
Kemp is a dumbass but is doing something right. Kemp's fuckup with
Loeffler, over Trump's protest, will be hung around his neck going
forward.
I also understand that politics is the game that is being played. And Trump's second term is NOT something I am willing to risk.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 06:45 PM (HIAkX)
Posted by: artemis at April 22, 2020 06:45 PM (AwPyG)
People are cutting their own hair without licenses. They're cutting their kids' hair without licenses. My mother lives too far away and I can't cut straight, so I'll invite an acquaintance of mine over to cut my hair. I'll pay for her gas.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM (SFAhl)
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Coincidentally, my acquaintance owns a salon.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:46 PM (SFAhl)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (GbPPJ)
Or a superior filtration system.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 06:46 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (BA9Nh)
The last part of that was not said out loud, however. Although it was thunderously audible.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:46 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 06:46 PM (uEbPt)
yeah hmm. the one thing is - and my own HVAC system has this - you can filter all the air with a big UV hit and that I believe kills the virus. But - again if you're sitting in one place and an infected person is "up-wind" you would still be in some danger. they do have very high ceilings tho? I don't think the air is literally hitting you in the face like it does on a subway car.
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 06:46 PM (j9HX3)
perhaps i should have said fear and loathing in Nevada...
Posted by: krustiest at April 22, 2020 06:46 PM (Eg4A3)
...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:37 PM (ptqGC)
prolly get a flight for $5 American...and bet the only one on the flight...
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2020 06:46 PM (gmo/4)
America, if turned lose, will rebound the economy in a hurry.
Down side, a third of the small firms that were around in January won't be back. But they will be replaced.
Now we see the Dems respond...new Hot Spots..or something like that.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 06:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM (lhfjm)
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Promoted by people working for media companies that accept ad revenue from pharmaceutical companies.
Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (Pqytn)
Water is lethal if you drink enough of it
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 22, 2020 06:46 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 06:46 PM (A5zUN)
Blah de fucking blah.
Ving Rhames needs to do an Arby's ad:
Fuck Corona Virus! We have the Meats!
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) , Masks are Useless at April 22, 2020 06:46 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: artemis at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (k4LPa)
Yeah, I looked it up on Wikipedia and she is his wife.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (xPl2J)
OH NO
ok SOMEONE has to get in his ear who is not a spaz attack like Rich Zeoli!!! yeah this is not good.
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (uEbPt)
No we are not...then hey verizon, wave my bills for the next 3 months
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (85Gof)
distancing works and said she tried to offer Las Vegas as a control
group.
******
That statement is not false. The lives that social distancing and locking the world down saved are ASSUMED.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 22, 2020 06:36 PM (h1jJh)
Yup, unprovable assertions either way.
Its like Obama's jobs Created or saved stuff.
Social distancing has apparently also kept all the Elephants away, because I have not seen one single elephant since this all started.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (NgKpN)
Didn't Vegas have a male mayor also named Goodman?
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 22, 2020 06:22 PM (xPl2J)
____________
Yes, famous mob consigliere Oscar Goodman. That was after I had left, but I heard he was pretty good.
Posted by: ShainS
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Oscar Goodman is the current mayor's husband.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (SFAhl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM
I believe the response that comes to mind is 'anecdotal.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 22, 2020 06:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 22, 2020 06:48 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:46 PM (Yhl4a)
Oh. I could've sworn I heard that too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:48 PM (BA9Nh)
No we are not...then hey verizon, wave my bills for the next 3 months
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (85Gof)
Especially seeing as how if we are Social Distancing, like they tell us, no we are NOT together.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2020 06:48 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2020 06:48 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (SFAhl)
Really? LOL
Sweet
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:48 PM (85Gof)
I'd kill for PDT to say, "Some of you boys need to lay off the soy."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
===========================================I would for, "F.Y.N.Q."
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 22, 2020 06:48 PM (KUQ+q)
People are cutting their own hair without licenses. They're cutting their kids' hair without licenses. My mother lives too far away and I can't cut straight, so I'll invite an acquaintance of mine over to cut my hair. I'll pay for her gas.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM (SFAhl)
My personal rebellion for the day - I got my haircutter to come to my house and give me a trim. I paid her double since she's under the risk of a $1,000 fine if she gets caught. She was telling me about one hairdresser who did get busted and fined - but then that goofy girl decided to advertise her services on FaceBook. Idiot!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 06:48 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM
Great news. Let liberals self-select for extinction.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:49 PM (BA9Nh)
I liked Oscar and he came to speak to us at an Architects meeting one time. He liked to drink Bombay Sapphire gin so we bought a big ole bottle for him. I'll never forget it. He was quite the entertaining speaker. He started off his talk with this........
My name is Oscar Goodman and I used to be the lawyer for the mob". heh.
He was talking about back in the mob days they would throw old ladies out of line in the restaurants and seat him first because he was their lawyer. Now that he was mayor they made him get in the back of the line. He had me in stitches laughing so hard. He was like the Rodney Dangerfield of mayors.
Good times!
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 22, 2020 06:49 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 06:49 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Amy Hill at April 22, 2020 06:49 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM (lhfjm)
Dr. Marc Siegel said on TuCa's show that HCQ and z-pak saved his elderly father's life.
I guess his medical opinion doesn't count, since he's on Fox.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 06:49 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 22, 2020 06:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 06:49 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (ptqGC)
Raises hand
Posted by: Amy Hill at April 22, 2020 06:49 PM (Lhcx9)
Eyes are just like the nose with eyeballs dangling from the nostrils.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 22, 2020 06:49 PM (HcsK1)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:50 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 06:48 PM (V2Yro)
Our forebearers had the Underground Railroad. We have the Underground Salon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 06:50 PM (A5zUN)
other than that, he has nothing to offer anyone
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 22, 2020 06:50 PM (k3oT6)
Posted by: artemis
eh. Maybe.
He is just not that smart. Think if he had appointed Collins as Trump requested. Kemp would have cemented another term and would be taking trips to the White House to speak about his success story.
Kemp had a choice. He chose poorly.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 06:50 PM (HIAkX)
their kids' hair without licenses. My mother lives too far away and I
can't cut straight, so I'll invite an acquaintance of mine over to cut
my hair. I'll pay for her gas.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM (SFAhl)
I'm not naming names but some around here running around with their hair on fire, don't need to have their hair cut. NOW'S WHO'S LAUGHING?
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2020 06:50 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: ALH at April 22, 2020 06:50 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2020 06:50 PM (BiNEL)
Give it a rest, buzzy. Nobody here is going to vote for Biden and polls-schmolls. Meh.
Posted by: RAID bee and wasp spray at April 22, 2020 06:50 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2020 06:51 PM (fKRmr)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 06:51 PM (90T4r)
No we are not...then hey verizon, wave my bills for the next 3 months
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (85Gof)
Especially seeing as how if we are Social Distancing, like they tell us, no we are NOT together.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2020 06:48 PM (NgKpN)
And they aren't distancing if they are in a studio cutting commercials.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 22, 2020 06:51 PM (eoQWY)
Not to mention traipsing your nasty ass feet through 9 stores worth of floor boogers.
But hey, mask up dipshits.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 06:51 PM (HIAkX)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:51 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2020 06:52 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: spypeach at April 22, 2020 06:52 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 06:52 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 22, 2020 06:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: KIM JONG UN at April 22, 2020 06:52 PM (lMn1U)
I love her! I am sending that video to my mayor and tell her to take notes!
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 22, 2020 06:52 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2020 06:50 PM (BiNEL)
Bingo. If President Trump forit, the media be aginit.
Open, Open, Open.......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2020 06:52 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 06:52 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:50 PM (5bxa0)
In fairness, the number of Biden's grandchildren is not a good quantum number.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:52 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:53 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:53 PM (Yhl4a)
I mean, it seems intuitive that it would, but do we *know* that?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (GbPPJ)
Works...hmmm, how about delays.
The bill comes due, always...
Posted by: Baron Mordo at April 22, 2020 06:53 PM (gD6Ka)
Fuck Corona Virus! We have the Meats!
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) , Masks are Useless at April 22, 2020 06:46 PM
We're all in this together?
Fuck that.
There is no you and me.
I'm going out go eat.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2020 06:53 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:53 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:52 PM (BA9Nh)
LOL.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 06:53 PM (A5zUN)
how low can you go blowfly
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 22, 2020 06:53 PM (M+Lyo)
Your swamp cooler will give 1000 people Legionnaires' Disease. Throw your swamp cooler off the nearest cliff before it kills everyone you love.
Posted by: If The 1970s Had our Media at April 22, 2020 06:53 PM (Ibl1K)
I guess his medical opinion doesn't count, since he's on Fox.
Posted by: DonnaV at April 22, 2020 06:49 PM (HabA/)
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Compared to having a journalism degree a medical degree is nothing.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 22, 2020 06:53 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (m/Gc2)
My personal rebellion for the day - I got my haircutter to come to my house and give me a trim. I paid her double since she's under the risk of a $1,000 fine if she gets caught. She was telling me about one hairdresser who did get busted and fined - but then that goofy girl decided to advertise her services on FaceBook. Idiot!
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Look, it's simple. I like "Jill." I invite her over for some coffee and social distancing. She happens to have a pair of scissors in her purse. She pulls them out and cuts my hair. I suddenly remember that I never gave her anything for Christmas, so I write her a check for $80.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (SFAhl)
As of DDG search.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Reading through a
few lefty sites on the web, they are sorta doing that, saying,
"OMG...Trump threw Kemp under the bus! What a psychotic! What a
traitor", etc. etc.
Posted by: lizabth at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (L3Rsz)
These times may seem a bit uncertain but let's remember we're all in this together and we're looking out for you with contactless first responders.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (ptqGC)
thank heaven I haven't seen any of that crap here in Texas. But then if I watch TV, I watch movie channels or once in a while, Fox.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
?????
Now that is some weapons grade dumb right there.
Maybe he and Beto can get together and discuss pranking their wives with baby poop in a taco.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (WEBkv)
======================
Yerp. He is not a classical politician, and certainly NOT a party guy. HOWEVER, he understands winning, really, really well. I took a series of classes in situational sales negotiation. I was good. I would NOT want to go up against Trump.
You know why?
He needs to win. And, if you play dirty and try to f' him over, he will f' you back, twice as hard. That's what being a property developer does to you.
And, it is good.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 06:55 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: bumblebee at April 22, 2020 06:51 PM (lrCrE)
Not "generic." I'll go for "degenerate," or "geriatric," but not "generic."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:55 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Donald J. Trump at April 22, 2020 06:55 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 06:55 PM (nvc6v)
I will be turning every light on in honor of earth day too
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:55 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2020 06:55 PM (mht8P)
My personal rebellion for the day - I got my haircutter to come to my house and give me a trim. I paid her double since she's under the risk of a $1,000 fine if she gets caught. She was telling me about one hairdresser who did get busted and fined - but then that goofy girl decided to advertise her services on FaceBook. Idiot!
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Look, it's simple. I like "Jill." I invite her over for some coffee and social distancing. She happens to have a pair of scissors in her purse. She pulls them out and cuts my hair. I suddenly remember that I never gave her anything for Christmas, so I write her a check for $80.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (SFAhl)
Normally I'd turn this in, but,
I need a hair cut, got a number?
Posted by: Bob, NSA at April 22, 2020 06:55 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM
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I need a license to cut my own hair? I didn't the application in my Wahl clipper box when I bought it years ago.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 22, 2020 06:55 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2020 06:56 PM (BiNEL)
This I can confirm
Posted by: The Paolo at April 22, 2020 06:56 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (UUBmN)
I've got my oven on, and I don't even cook!
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 06:56 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue!
LOL...that's beautiful. One good thing about being unemployed, no Earth Day celebration to endure...yes!
Posted by: lizabth at April 22, 2020 06:56 PM (L3Rsz)
THIS IS HOW THE POOL BOY BECAME A POOL MAN!
Posted by: BEN ROTHELISBURGER at April 22, 2020 06:56 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 06:56 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 22, 2020 06:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Chris M at April 22, 2020 06:56 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: lizabth at April 22, 2020 06:56 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 06:16 PM (ptqGC)
Those lips have sucked a thousand cocks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2020 06:56 PM (miJU3)
Kemp appointed Kelly Loeffler (blonde WNBA pro-abortion dumbass) who less than 6 months into her abbreviated term, got inside Corona-pandemic info in a classified briefing and gave it to her husband who owns entire stock exchanges. Her husband of course, sold off their stock.
Trump had told Kemp to appoint Doug Collins. Kemp, idiot that he is, decided to play #resist and picked his hot leggy blonde over Collins.
Now he is trying to make-up for his fuck-up by opening up.
I think I said all that right.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (HIAkX)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (NSEzS)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: lizabth at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 06:53 PM (A5zUN)
I knew you'd like that "in" joke.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 22, 2020 06:55 PM (Dhht7)
For a quite reasonable protection fee, I won't report you to the authorities.
Posted by: Commissar Vinnie at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (BiNEL)
Then she'll get the boot and whatever abomination Joe chooses as his running mate will take over
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 22, 2020 06:55 PM (Dhht7)
Your license is included with your purchase.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (r+sAi)
Normally I'd turn this in, but,
I need a hair cut, got a number?
Posted by: Bob, NSA
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lol
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:58 PM (SFAhl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2020 06:58 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 22, 2020 06:58 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Beaky Buzzard at April 22, 2020 06:58 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2020 06:50 PM (BiNEL)
That'll tie them in knots.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 06:58 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:40 PM
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I need a license to cut my own hair? I didn't the application in my Wahl clipper box when I bought it years ago.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 22, 2020 06:55 PM (Dhht7)
"I smell a comeback!"
- - The Flowbee
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 06:58 PM (s2VJv)
Biden was the nightmare matchup for Trump...a generic Dem who people liked personally
Posted by: bumblebee at April 22, 2020 06:51 PM (lrCrE)
Have you seen Joe recently?
You ever been to a retirement community, and seen a really old guy with blotchy skin, open sores, and walking around talking to the shrubbery?
That's Joe, right now.
If were to have a debate with Don, he would literally have to have Andi Cooper or whatever other jackass reporter answer for him.
I could see Don going to the star panel of reporters hand-picked by the DNC, "Why ask him, why don't you just answer, what the hell is going on here?"
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 22, 2020 06:58 PM (lg/F7)
Okay, that's a ridonkulous amount of ventilators. Only 120k people have been hospitalized to date. And only a smaller subset of that end up in intensive care.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 22, 2020 06:58 PM (zqs/f)
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I've been tipping out people out at quick stores and drive-through windows. These people work hard, and are one paycheck away from destitution. That coin rolling around your ashtray can make a difference. And, get you A LOT of extra hot sauce.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 06:58 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Zombie Ira Einhorn at April 22, 2020 06:58 PM (Z+IKu)
I've got all my lights on and my windows open with the A/C running. Happy Earf day y'all!!
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue!
LOL...that's beautiful. One good thing about being unemployed, no Earth Day celebration to endure...yes!
Posted by: lizabth at April 22, 2020 06:56 PM (L3Rsz)
Ooh, thanks for the reminder. I almost forgot to dump all my used oil down the storm drain today.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 06:58 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 06:56 PM (ZCEU2)
Woodrow Wilson's wife was essentially president for a good chunk of his second term, Jill might have noticed that there is precedent.
Posted by: mugiwara at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (2504T)
Posted by: freaked at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (aKsyK)
I think I said all that right.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (HIAkX)
It doesn't excuse that he praised NY, and Cali, right before he shit all over him... This is not a good thing
Posted by: spypeach at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (Up/Jb)
I desperatly need a hair cut
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (85Gof)
Can you get one at West Point?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (dLLD6)
We live in highly integrated social networks, we work and live in highly conditioned spaces that are optimized for spreading virus.
Nothing is stops the spread of a virus, NOTHING.
Viral outbreaks burn themselves out or we gain enough herd immunity so that our bodies can deal with it without our immune responses killing us.
Or we develop a vaccine, for which we have developed a handful
If masks worked then Asian countries would have the lowest instances of flu and virus outbreaks because on a per capita basis, nobody has a better PPE acceptance and use than Asians.
But Asian countries do not have lower instances of flu and viral outbreaks.
This is all one gigantic scam brought to us by "The Men and Women of Science!"
Posted by: Eddie Fiola at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (bmpU/)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (iTXRQ)
Thousands of Karens are laying hands on the TV screen, touching his image, hoping to be made immune from WuFlu
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (786Ro)
One thing no one ever asks or states is that over 98% of people who get the Peking Pox fully recover.
This whole thing is a massive psy-op.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (gmo/4)
IDK.. I hope it's some fucking mind game he's playing here. But my heart sank. What Trump says up there matters. I'll give it a few days to see what happens.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM
What NGU said. I haven't gone this long without a haircut in over 30 years. I'd be happy with the back of my neck shaved.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: FloridaMan -- Convinced this has been overreaction at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM (r28kI)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM (Pqytn)
it's a rebound
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (85Gof)
Can you get one at West Point?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (dLLD6)
No, they are closed also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM (85Gof)
Open carry running with scissors.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (aKsyK)
Running With Scissors. Isn't that an Italian/Injun name?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Commissar Vinnie at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (BiNEL)
Look who goes
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (s2VJv)
from the Village Voice
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (nz4Ij)
smoooooooooooth
ventilator
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 06:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Coast to coast, LA to Chicago.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Al Unsure at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (Jib4S)
Posted by: Time Traveler Returning from the Year 2214 at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM (s2VJv)
Wasn't that a band name? 90s?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 06:47 PM (SFAhl)
The $6 Million Dollar Man's boss?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (UnQ9z)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (85Gof)
Can you get one at West Point?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (dLLD6)
No, they are closed also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM
Fort Gordon's just reopened. Active duty in uniform only.
Posted by: Bert G, From an Undisclosed Location at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (fIDYQ)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM (+fPHo)
I got a pair of scissors, a nail file, and a needle. All I need is your address.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM
Heh. Memories of a barber there we used to call Carmine the Butcher.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (s2VJv)
from the Village Voice
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (nz4Ij)
No, from looking at what is happening right in front of my eyes. And the Voice went tits up about 2 years ago.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM (dUJdY)
Honestly, so did mine, but there is no excuse for that. In one breath he's tweeting liberate this and that, and then he does this... it make no sense, I'm not getting a good feeling at all.
Posted by: spypeach at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 06:58 PM (s2VJv)
They are going for a lot of money on eBay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (dLLD6)
Normally I'd turn this in, but,
I need a hair cut, got a number?
Posted by: Bob, NSA at April 22, 2020 06:55 PM
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Ok, that was fucking funny.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (prxvk)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (okGHj)
My thinking is Jill Biden wants to live in the White House even if it lills Crazy old Joe
Posted by: Skip
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My thinking is Jill knows damn well if she doesn't get her doddering old mate into the White House and dump him on a bunch of "advisers," she's going to be stuck with him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (SFAhl)
Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (V2Yro)
Mexico doesn't know what's in Mexico.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Running With Scissors. Isn't that an Italian/Injun name?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Cut it out you guys
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (zr5Kq)
LOL!
Posted by: FloridaMan -- Convinced this has been overreaction at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (r28kI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (Ibl1K)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (+fPHo)
He talks bout Crud flu in the fall...totally ignoring how many many people have ALREADY had it!!!!
Conservatively 10-15% of us, otherwise 30%+.
I call BS on Fauci.
BTW, top doc we saw on Monday told us he was not predicting any major issues in the fall.
Posted by: groovygirl at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (ybC9u)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (tQbpU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:00 PM
I'm close to trying to cut my own hair, and that is going to be scary.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Volkoff Industries at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM
Heh. Memories of a barber there we used to call Carmine the Butcher.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (rBtIz)
"What a coincidence!"
- - Carmine "the Snake" Persico
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (lwiT4)
You still wearing an eye patch? I am always wary of those using sharp implements with a lack of depth perception...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (A5zUN)
"FAUCI SAYS WE'RE GONNA ALL DIE FROM CORONA IN THE FALL!!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 22, 2020 07:04 PM (af79C)
10 seconds later: "there will be virus in the Fall"
Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (Y274z)
Exactly why they should not let him out of his cage.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:04 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2020 07:04 PM (mht8P)
Poll trolls and PDT concern trolling in the same thread
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 07:04 PM (786Ro)
Wasn't that a band name? 90s? "
Weird Al album.
Posted by: freaked, I'm beginning to think you people are not cynical enough at April 22, 2020 07:04 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 07:04 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 22, 2020 07:05 PM (af79C)
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You know what Anne is good at? Delicately balancing on 4" heels while squatting and peeing over the punch bowl. And tribbing.
Mostly tribbing.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:05 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (A5zUN)
God be praised I am back to two eyes. So totally qualified to cut and stick.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:05 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2020 07:05 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (aKsyK)
Purina Monkey Chow?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2020 07:05 PM (miJU3)
-
From the Bee:
U.S.
Alarming Report Suggests Americans Can't Go Much Longer Without Jobs And Haircuts Before Becoming Hippies
April 22nd, 2020 3
U.S.-The full effects of keeping the country shut down for such a long period of time are yet unknown, but a new report suggests that if the shutdown lasts much longer, disaster is looming.
"Just look at the facts," said social scientist Dr. Bradford Quinn, the author of the report. "People are home without work and unable to get haircuts. If people are lazy for that length of time and with hair that long, that only results in one thing: hippies."
Hippies were a blight on this nation that arose in the 1960s but were mainly wiped out by the industriousness and economic growth of the 1980s. But with the economy completely shut down, data now shows they could rise again, and many Americans are at risk of becoming hippies right now and don't even know it.
https://bit.ly/2XV9iCW
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2020 07:05 PM (+y/Ru)
I hope it's some fucking mind game he's playing here.
Posted by: Jewells45
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He often plays it both ways. "I respect Mr. Xi, he's a great friend of mine, I'm sure they're doing their best" -- SLAM goes the border.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 07:05 PM (SFAhl)
Posted by: Weasel at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (57xw1)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Thomas Sowell at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (oYFyv)
Faucci writes the commie headlines for them.
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 07:03 PM (kOpft)
***********
Roger that. Loading headline now.
Posted by: NYT, CNN, WaPo at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: The Plain Truth at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (C1H3H)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (WEBkv)
You know what Anne is good at? Delicately balancing on 4" heels while squatting and peeing over the punch bowl. And tribbing.
Mostly tribbing.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:05 PM (7Fj9P)
Pegging
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (prxvk)
Walmart isn't a manufacturer. Are we really just getting them from their partner China?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (HIAkX)
Posted by: NYT, CNN, WaPo at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (85Gof)
I need them all cut.
Posted by: FloridaMan -- Convinced this has been overreaction at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (r28kI)
for that. In one breath he's tweeting liberate this and that, and then
he does this... it make no sense, I'm not getting a good feeling at all.
Posted by: spypeach at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (Up/Jb)
Try to understand that Trump has to thread the needle here in order to win reelection. I don't like some of the things he says, I've wanted for him to turn to Fauci during one of these things and say, "You're Fired", for weeks now. But if he loses the country is sold to China. If he wins we're probably still boned, but at least not definitely. I never thought the nut could win in the first place, if these are the cringy things he thinks he has to say to win, I'll accept it for now.
Posted by: mugiwara at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (2504T)
Posted by: Weasel at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (57xw1)
I said shit weasel.. Not at all a fine upstanding weasel like you
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 22, 2020 07:05 PM (af79C)
My liquor store is so backed up that they closed on-line ordering, but I figured out a way through their firewall and got my order the next morning.
I'm spending a scary amount on booze....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (dLLD6)
I know. All this attention is going to go to our heads.
Posted by: Tuna at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: NYT, CNN, WaPo at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (Y274z)
Reporters are white supremacists?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (UnQ9z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 06:33 PM (aKsyK)
Dietary torture while he is incapable of resisting. Hell of a mothering job, there.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (HcsK1)
I hope it's some fucking mind game he's playing here.
Posted by: Jewells45
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He often plays it both ways. "I respect Mr. Xi, he's a great friend of mine, I'm sure they're doing their best" -- SLAM goes the border.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 07:05 PM (SFAhl)
He does. If he were an offensive coordinator, he'd be calling double reverses all the time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (BA9Nh)
We "broke out of jail" today and went to plant center. 80% or more had no mask on. They told me that they were seeing more traffic in last couple of weeks.
Posted by: groovygirl at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (ybC9u)
Posted by: Weasel at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (57xw1)
Just no respect, you know. No respect.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (nz4Ij)
I said shit weasel.. Not at all a fine upstanding weasel like you
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (5bxa0)
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OK!
Posted by: Weasel at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (57xw1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (+fPHo)
Bet Karen isn't missing any touch-ups and highlighting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Nancy Pelosi had her roots and highlights up-to-the-minute as usual in that "Let them eat ice cream" video.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (SFAhl)
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (gmo/4)
Heh!! Very catty, Ace. I like it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (f6Y9e)
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (nz4Ij)
I know what's not in Mexico. A huge government mandated scare that's destroying the country, that's what is not in Mexico. There's not millions of bodies laying in the streets, either. Of course some people have gotten sick, and a few people have died. No more than any other year.
it's the proof that this whole scare here has been unjustified and pure media hype.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: squeakywheel at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (hZNXD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 07:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:09 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:09 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April
Spending isn't the problem. You can always barter with booze.
It's the consumption.
A friend told me.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 07:09 PM (axyOa)
I've got all my lights on and my windows open with the A/C running. Happy Earf day y'all!!
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at April 22, 2020 06:54 PM (UUBmN)
I've got my oven on, and I don't even cook!
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 06:56 PM (lwiT4)
My car has been idling in the driveway all day. I tanked it up before all this started, and want to see how it feels to tank up with cheap gas.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 22, 2020 07:09 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: charles w at April 22, 2020 07:09 PM (U6TH0)
Posted by: Augusto Trump at April 22, 2020 07:09 PM (786Ro)
They are so ignorant.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 22, 2020 07:09 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Tuna at April 22, 2020 07:09 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Volkoff Industries at April 22, 2020 07:09 PM (DB16e)
As if we didn't know, there's a big story brewing about the massive Chinese disinformation to cause mass panic early last month.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 07:09 PM (s2VJv)
Bet Karen isn't missing any touch-ups and highlighting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
=========
Nancy Pelosi had her roots and highlights up-to-the-minute as usual in that "Let them eat ice cream" video.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (SFAhl)
I am sensing more botox, too. Those eyebrows are looking a bit clownish of late, like she got some surprise otter.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 07:10 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM (85Gof)
I need them all cut.
Posted by: FloridaMan -- Convinced this has been overreaction at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (r28kI)
DAD JOKE!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 07:10 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 07:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
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correct. the one who would not id the wh staffer who dared utter the phrase 'wu flu'
Posted by: BluesFish at April 22, 2020 07:10 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (SFAhl)
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Running him to be rid of him?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 07:10 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: squeakywheel at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (hZNXD)
There's trouble with them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 07:10 PM (UnQ9z)
Posted by: Grand Rapids at April 22, 2020 07:10 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 07:10 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 22, 2020 07:10 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: squeakywheel at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (hZNXD)
Condoms made with Chicago Tribune paper?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 07:10 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 07:10 PM (786Ro)
Is that Weijia Jiang, the naggy little bitch from the other day?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 07:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Yes, but much calmed down.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:10 PM (Yhl4a)
Sounds like a good idea to me.
Posted by: Tuna at April 22, 2020 07:09 PM (gLRfa)
Reds get a chubby from issuing orders from the top. They don't need Viagra.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:10 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (HcsK1)
Posted by: squeakywheel at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (hZNXD)
I learned a long time ago never look up them words/phrases you see here that you don't understand.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (8B6Ng)
This is our first Earth Day without founder Ira Einhorn. It feels so... desolate.
_____________
Really? Feels different to us.
Posted by: Family of Holly Maddux at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (k4dH2)
WTH is tribbing?
Posted by: squeakywheel at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (hZNXD)
Paying an homage or an amount of money as appreciation for something.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April
It takes 70% alcohol to kill covid; however, 40% creates a difficult environment for it to prosper.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (nz4Ij)
Trump should answer - from where? Everyone who can make them is running full out. I can't go to your local lube shop and order them to shit out 350 million covid test reagents overnight.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 06:59 PM (s2VJv)
from the Village Voice
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:01 PM (nz4Ij)
No, from looking at what is happening right in front of my eyes. And the Voice went tits up about 2 years ago."
The unrestricted civil rights violatons have been amping up, and any criticism of the overreaction is treated the same as running a pedo ring near a prison. The virus is real. Also real is using this as a circuitous route to grab power in a a way even The Green New Deal would not have managed.
It's a terrifying reality and a preview of things to come.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: NYT, CNN, WaPo at April 22, 2020 07:06 PM (Y274z)
Reporters are white supremacists?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (UnQ9z)
Baizuo supremacists, maybe.
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: mugiwara at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (2504T)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: NPC_00000001 at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2020 07:00
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Take your razor in the shower and do it yourself. Been doing that before KungFlu.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (Dhht7)
Q: ''Mr. President, why don't you take over the country?''
A: "Good idea. You're all under arrest for treason.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (7Fj9P)
But a week stretched into two! And after a while, it was time for a haircut!YOU CANNOT EXPECT sturdy Americans such as we to forgo the basics of life. This is unthinkable, Sir. We shall not, shall not I say, countenance it.
Die horribly we may, but we shall be appropriately tonsorially shorn!Yew cayayayint take that awaaay...frum meeee.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (8IOEj)
Same here, I think I scared the kids next door. Gets warm enough out maybe I'll take the beard trimmer to the whole shebang.
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (786Ro)
Mostly tribbing.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:05 PM (7Fj9P)
I must ponder this.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (u0qNR)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (ExV1e)
Ali Baba has you covered.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 22, 2020 07:13 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 22, 2020 07:13 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (puu6v)
I never said it wasn't real. But it ain't the Andromeda Strain. And as a pretext to grab power, it sure as hell is real.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 07:13 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 06:57 PM
What NGU said. I haven't gone this long without a haircut in over 30 years. I'd be happy with the back of my neck shaved.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Bald is Beautiful, baby!
Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 07:13 PM (WWe1O)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April
My son's university closed 2nd week of March. He is hitting my bar like Sherman hit the South.
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at April 22, 2020 07:13 PM (XHzwl)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 07:13 PM (HIAkX)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (7Fj9P)
"This is the guest of honor. It's his party. Today ... is his birthday."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:13 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (7Fj9P)
Full Metal Jacket.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2020 07:13 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (7Fj9P)
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I think that was "Full Metal Jacket."
Great scene.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 07:13 PM (WEBkv)
Trump has the scapegoat he needs - Fauci. Make Fauci the bad guy, shut him down, and Trump wins in November. Keep going along with this shit, and Trump loses.
I say May 1. He has to shut Fauci down by May 1 - or he loses enough support to lose in November.
Posted by: The Plain Truth at April 22, 2020 07:13 PM (C1H3H)
I don't care what anybody says...You morons rock!!
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 06:30 PM (cF8AT)
Just got here today.
Tami, can you supply the link for the late ones like me?
Thanks!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 07:13 PM (sy5kK)
Sorry I'm late. Work n stuff.
I think Jonah Goldberg and his fellow incels are confusing "gay" with "rent boys."
Because gay men - like straight women - aren't particularly attracted to bloated, useless blobs of fat lodged on a couch.
Indeed, one of the defining characteristics of "gayness" is to be a fop, a fashionista, hence "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
Ill-fitting pants, going without a shave (or trip) for a couple of days and reeking of dog piss and cheap cigars are not attractive qualities, no matter what your sexual orientation.
Of course rent boys are notoriously flexible so long as they get paid.
It goes without saying that Never Trumpers would love to *be* rent boys, but no one considers them worth it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2020 07:14 PM (cfSRQ)
You know what the downside of sex with an Chinese chick is?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:14 PM (7Fj9P)
These bastards do not want it to back before this Wuhan lung ever showed up.
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 07:14 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (7Fj9P)
"This is the guest of honor. It's his party. Today ... is his
Platoon?
Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 07:14 PM (WWe1O)
Posted by: Commissar Vinnie at April 22, 2020 06:57
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Can't bleed a turnip. I suggest you go after Wahl.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 22, 2020 07:14 PM (Dhht7)
sniper out of her misery. Yeah. I don't know why I just thought of that.
*snort*
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 07:14 PM (HIAkX)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 22, 2020 07:14 PM (prxvk)
This is our first Earth Day without founder Ira Einhorn. It feels so... desolate.
_____________
Really? Feels different to us.
Posted by: Family of Holly Maddux at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (k4dH2)
Einhorn finally died!!! I had missed that! You know you enabled his escape the first time? Arlen Fukkin' Specter, that's who. I'm almost more happy that Snarlin' Arlen is dead than about Einhorn. Einhorn only murdered one woman, Arlen betrayed the entire nation.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 07:14 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:14 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:05 PM (7Fj9P)
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I must ponder this.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM
Mostly tribbing with Bill Maher.
Posted by: Bert G, From an Undisclosed Location at April 22, 2020 07:14 PM (fIDYQ)
Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (Pqytn)
Yup, the only benefit I see of these mass-scale testing is that it might save lives by letting enough people know they've been exposed and to then avoid older family members while they recover.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 22, 2020 07:14 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (ExV1e)
Something must be done! Immediately, immediately, immediately!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. LePetomaine Wants Your Harumph at The Outrage Outlet! at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (0QYMt)
Well he did allude to this earlier when he spoke about doing airshows over cities forever!
Sounds like military occupation to me.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 07:07 PM (dLLD6)
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Explains the willingness to cut your own hair.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (BA9Nh)
The bottle of Four Roses I bought at the beginning of all of this is still around half full.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 07:14 PM (ZCEU2)
They are ghouls.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (7Fj9P)
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I share your apparent contempt for Goldberg.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (Ibl1K)
- Marcus Aurelius
There's a guy who's not gonna get hired by.CNN.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (5bxa0)
He has too much on the line to be the only man making the decision. Either way he will be blamed, but a stat governor has less on the line, and will take less heat.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (cF8AT)
Fuck off
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2020 07:11 PM (5bxa0)''
I suspect our troll chose his/her nic thinking he/she could buzz around pollinating conservative sites with worrisome shit.
Posted by: Tuna at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (f6Y9e)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. LePetomaine Wants Your Harumph at The Outrage Outlet! at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (0QYMt)
Harumph! Harumph!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (jol/7)
My son's university closed 2nd week of March. He is hitting my bar like Sherman hit the South.
Posted by: Mallamutt
Couldn't buy beer before 8am at the grocery store Sunday. There is a liquor store here that I ordered online at 9:30 am. It was here by 10am. Winning!
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: squeakywheel at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (hZNXD)
Second time I've seen this word.
Nope. Not looking.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (u0qNR)
Posted by: Pliney at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 22, 2020 07:17 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Redenzo at April 22, 2020 07:17 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 07:17 PM (cF8AT)
.........
Did he ask his doctor if Truvada is right for him?
Posted by: Ahnold at April 22, 2020 07:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: mugiwara at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (2504T)
Probably just a new name for an old douche because it's spewing a lot of the same crap
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 07:17 PM (UnQ9z)
I bet with some distancing and proper disinfecting of gaming machines, we would likely see only a slight uptick in cases.
That said... the blue hairs and people that visit Vegas may not be the best control group.. oh well..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2020 07:17 PM (CjFDo)
Three more gallons and I get fourth jug free.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 07:17 PM (HIAkX)
Running him to be rid of him?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
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Just like high schools graduating illiterates and letting that be society's problem.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 07:17 PM (SFAhl)
Can I get a summary ?
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (jol/7)
Um, some mistakes were made...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:17 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 07:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:18 PM (7Fj9P)
Just got here today.
Tami, can you supply the link for the late ones like me?
Thanks!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 07:13 PM (sy5kK)
found it!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 07:18 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 07:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:18 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Pliney at April 22, 2020 07:18 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:18 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 07:18 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:13 PM
So, J.J.?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2020 07:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:12 PM (7Fj9P)
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no. I recall the scene in Private Ryan where a soldier grabs another's rifle after putting a flamethrower into a Nazi bunker and telling him to 'let them burn'.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 22, 2020 07:18 PM (WQZ1O)
- Marcus Aurelius
There's a guy who's not gonna get hired by.CNN.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (+y/Ru)
He will vote Democrat, though.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. LePetomaine Wants Your Harumph at The Outrage Outlet! at April 22, 2020 07:18 PM (0QYMt)
Which they haven't. And won't.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:18 PM (Yhl4a)
Trump should release a picture book.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:18 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 07:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 07:14 PM (WWe1O)
Full Metal Jacket, IIRC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (BA9Nh)
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 22, 2020 07:19 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Tami
I'm so happy for Grammie! The Horde is awesome.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 07:19 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: Tami
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I see the challenge was not only accepted, but exceeded.
Very cool!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 07:19 PM (WEBkv)
Can I get a summary ?
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (jol/7)
Um, some mistakes were made...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:17 PM (A5zUN)
I knew it.
Thanks for the heads up.
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:19 PM (jol/7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2020 07:19 PM (fKRmr)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 07:20 PM (11H2y)
Can't hear you, I'm skull-fucking your mom.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 22, 2020 07:20 PM (oVJmc)
_________________
Only murdered one that we know of. Guy was a violent, narcissistic asshole. Who knows how many other crimes he committed in his miserable life. But it's true that Specter was an even bigger asshole, or at least an asshole on a bigger stage. Hope they're both getting what they deserve now.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 22, 2020 07:20 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 22, 2020 07:20 PM (prxvk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:20 PM (85Gof)
Nope. Not looking.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (u0qNR)
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I think it was Theodore Dalrymple who once observed that sex between two men is disgusting while sex between two women is merely absurd.
The term falls into the latter category.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2020 07:20 PM (cfSRQ)
Love the way Trump says, CHIN-a.
Posted by: Redenzo at April 22, 2020 06:14 PM (E7vND)
.......
Here ya go!
Heh.
https://tinyurl.com/o8d4sme
Posted by: wth at April 22, 2020 07:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Pliney at April 22, 2020 07:18 PM (nzKWW)
Kinda like the one who threw a grenade into the helicopter in Apocalypse Now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:20 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 07:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2020 07:20 PM (fKRmr)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 07:18 PM (nvc6v)
He actually would like to come on later and say a few words. He is totally overwhelmed and totally humbled by everyone's kindness.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: creeper at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:18 PM (lwiT4)
I think it's a very good thing!
I've been around since about 2006-ish.
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 07:20 PM (11H2y)
She always comes on the back end. She is a rear kinda girl
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (85Gof)
Donald Trump
Posted by: bumblebee at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (lrCrE)
This mope must be using the Imperial College model for polls
Posted by: FloridaMan -- Convinced this has been overreaction at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (ZEfGI)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (prxvk)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (lwiT4)
Great, it has been a while since we have had a cleansing of the vampires.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)
That's just perfect.
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (786Ro)
Einhorn was an asshoe.
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (nvc6v)
Hitlers birthday was yesterday.
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (jol/7)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (HIAkX)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 07:19 PM (cF8AT)
Holy carp! Lemme go get Rev. He wants to say something.....
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Or when Santa Ana crosses the Yalu?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (axyOa)
I share your apparent contempt for Goldberg.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (Ibl1K)
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He's taken attention-whoring to a whole pathetic new level.
OLD AND BUSTED: I'm hip, cool and daring.
NEW HOTNESS: I'm so pathetic, even my wife hates me.
He's like Rodney Dangerfield, only not funny.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (a1s18)
I'd rather starve than allow this to happen
Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (ZCEU2)
I hear ya.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (Yhl4a)
SAHARA, HAMBURGER HILL all underrated War Movies.
THE GREATEST RAID is another great movie, but a rapist help make it WeinStein
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 22, 2020 07:23 PM (dKiJG)
Donald Trump
Posted by: bumblebee at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (lrCrE)
So now we know how this shithead's bathhouse "friends" will vote.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:23 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 22, 2020 07:23 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (iTXRQ)
Hey she is an O-6 retired, show a little respect
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:23 PM (85Gof)
These fuckers don't know whether to shit or go blind.
Don and Mike playing good cop / bad cop ?
Posted by: The Plain Truth at April 22, 2020 07:23 PM (C1H3H)
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (jol/7)
Hey, my name's not Hitler!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:23 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Pliney at April 22, 2020 07:23 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 07:23 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 22, 2020 07:23 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 22, 2020 07:23 PM (HcsK1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (fKRmr)
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (jol/7)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (+fPHo)
Don't cut and paste troll comments.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (prxvk)
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Tami
"God bless you all... even the people in Rhode Island."
LMAO
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (u0qNR)
Posted by: grammie winger
Does this mean we gotta put on pants?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (11H2y)
Biden leads Trump by 4.
Way to go, Trump. Losing to Old Decrepit Joe
Posted by: Poopy at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (q5VX5)
Trump told him to appoint Doug Collins and he told Trump to fuck off.
Now PDT is returning the favor.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (HIAkX)
Long memory. A good (but minor) lesson for Kemp.
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 22, 2020 07:23 PM (HcsK1)
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One of the most quoted movies of all time.
We could probably go through the boot camp scenes line by line.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (cfSRQ)
Einhorn was an asshoe.
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 07:21 PM (nvc6v)
Hitlers birthday was yesterday.
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (jol/7)
It was Monday, April 20. Today is Lenin's birthday
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (UnQ9z)
Match yer donation with one for Ace.
Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (a1s1
Thanks for reminding me!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (VcFUs)
Or a bad batch of Cocaine according to ace.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (Pqytn)
Hitlers birthday was yesterday.
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:22
Humm, I was wrong. Wiki says the 20th. Days are running together. Is today the 22nd?
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (11H2y)
Exactly.
Birx is polite about it. I wouldn't be.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (BA9Nh)
I'd rather starve than allow this to happen
Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (wiXsO)
Elections are run by the states. You would think the 3rd (or 4th, I can't remember) in line for POTUS would know that.
Nationwide "vote (fraud) by mail" is the final nail in the coffin for the Republic.
Posted by: DocJ at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (ZCEU2)
"I desperatly need a hair cut
Posted by: Nevergiveup "
Careful! NCIS could be monitoring your comms!
(Not really. Those clowns couldn't find the floor with their hats.)
Posted by: Gooshy at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (h5kRu)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: spypeach at April 22, 2020 06:45 PM (Up/Jb)
Reverse psychology?
https://tinyurl.com/rfec2b5
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (0ReGO)
Anonymous
$1,000
38 mins
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (yQpMk)
OMG! I wondered why it jumped so rapidly. Hope that wasn't a typo for someone. LOL!
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: squeakywheel at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (hZNXD)
It was Monday, April 20. Today is Lenin's birthday
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Gah, dictators gotta dictate. No wonder the dead ex was such an asshole.
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (nvc6v)
Rev
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (BA9Nh)
I'd grill the questioner.
"I'm not clear. How is your question different from the matter discussed at length in the guidelines? Help me out here."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:23 PM (85Gof)
Think she was a colonel.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (nvc6v)
Damn you're right. Wow I lost a day somehow.
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (jol/7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (85Gof)
I think every brown round in my company memorized that damn movie.
Scarves is ex-brass ? No wonder I don't like her.
Posted by: The Plain Truth at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (C1H3H)
Anonymous
$1,000
38 mins
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (yQpMk)
I saw that, how wonderful!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (+fPHo)
Like those pocket-sized Constitutions.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:27 PM (Yhl4a)
OK, so this is spooky. The five-year-old neighbor girl came over, as perky and upbeat as always. I told her that our girl was away, and to come back.
She said "OK," and dropped a naked baby doll with its head wrapped in packing tape on the porch. I said "what's up with that?"
She told me it was an "evil doll, so she taped its mouth shut," and went home.
Now, I have to figure that the neighbor girl is mad, or I now own a possessed baby doll. I don't like either outcome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 07:27 PM (Ibl1K)
Trump told him to appoint Doug Collins and he told Trump to fuck off.
Now PDT is returning the favor.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 06:39 PM (HIAkX)
Long memory. A good (but minor) lesson for Kemp.
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (Ed8Zd)
Kemp told him THAT? I think it was no, actually. I don't believe Trump is that thin skinned. He just made an oopsie, and talked a little too much. It happens.
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 07:27 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 22, 2020 07:27 PM (f6Y9e)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (nvc6v)
Yes. My Mammaw's birthday is today. And she did not cotton to Earth Day nonsense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:27 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:23 PM (85Gof)
Think she was a colonel.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (nz4Ij)
yes, that's an O-6
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:27 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 07:27 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 22, 2020 07:27 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: creeper at April 22, 2020 07:27 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: squeakywheel at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (hZNXD)
I learned a long time ago never look up them words/phrases you see here that you don't understand.
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WORD. Your browser will never forget such a search!
Posted by: Dingbat at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (BB9Pz)
Posted by: corn and beans at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (11H2y)
Rev
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (lwiT4)
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Very gracious of you and you're both more then welcome.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Menack at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (lwiT4)
It's our pleasure Steve!
grammie is as special as they come and everyone wants to help.
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (Yhl4a)
Rev
Posted by: grammie winger
*fistbump!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (rGtm/)
Posted by: April at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (OX9vb)
My thinking is Jill Biden wants to live in the White House even if it lills Crazy old Joe
Posted by: Skip
========
My thinking is Jill knows damn well if she doesn't get her doddering old mate into the White House and dump him on a bunch of "advisers," she's going to be stuck with him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 07:02 PM (SFAhl)
The good news is that the Bidens have so much Chinese and Ukraine payoff money, Jill can afford to have the hired help make oatmeal each morning and feed Joe, instead of having to do it herself.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (dLLD6)/
Roger that.
Posted by: FloridaMan -- Convinced this has been overreaction at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (ZEfGI)
Rev
Posted by: grammie winger
From the bottom of our hearts, you are both more than welcome!
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (nvc6v)
SMokin'
Posted by: Volkoff Industries at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (DB16e)
I'm pretty sure the second half was explicitly designed to be hypnotic and impossible to remember for college stoners who have seen the first half dozens of times.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (nz4Ij)
yes, that's an O-6
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:27 PM (85Gof)
I thought I saw eagles on her?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (SFAhl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (jol/7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 07:27 PM (Ibl1K)
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Or, you have a neighbor parent that is messing with you.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: vivi at April 22, 2020 07:27 PM (11H2y)
"OK, you bozos love tests. Here's one for you on the guidelines. You have to pass it to ask a question."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (nz4Ij)
OK, so this is spooky. The five-year-old neighbor girl came over, as perky and upbeat as always. I told her that our girl was away, and to come back.
She said "OK," and dropped a naked baby doll with its head wrapped in packing tape on the porch. I said "what's up with that?"
She told me it was an "evil doll, so she taped its mouth shut," and went home.
Now, I have to figure that the neighbor girl is mad, or I now own a possessed baby doll. I don't like either outcome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
According to my sources at The Twilight Zone, you're doomed. Plan to be murdered by the doll at some point.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 22, 2020 07:30 PM (f6Y9e)
-
And I didn't get him anything!
________________
Probably just as well. The delivery charges for hell are hellishly high.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 22, 2020 07:30 PM (k4dH2)
Fauci: Well, we answered this one before. I'll do it again.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:30 PM (Yhl4a)
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Heh. The director Billy Wilder said of Marilyn Monroe: "She does 2 things well. She walks. And she stands still."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:30 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 22, 2020 07:30 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: creeper
Every time grammie raised the goal, the Horde smoked it and didn't look back.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 07:30 PM (rGtm/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2020 07:30 PM (fKRmr)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:30 PM (BA9Nh)
Hitlers birthday was yesterday.
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:22 PM (jol/7)
It was Monday, April 20. Today is Lenin's birthday
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 07:25 PM (UnQ9z)
Weird how those two psychopaths had birthdays close together.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. LePetomaine Wants Your Harumph at The Outrage Outlet! at April 22, 2020 07:30 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 07:31 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (lwiT4)
It's our pleasure Steve!
grammie is as special as they come and everyone wants to help.
Posted by: Tami
yes, what Tami said .
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 07:31 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 22, 2020 07:31 PM (cqteU)
Now, I have to figure that the neighbor girl is mad, or I now own a possessed baby doll. I don't like either outcome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Take it down to the basement and store it in a glass display case. Call a priest over to bless it. Hey it worked for Ed and Lorraine Warren.
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 07:31 PM (786Ro)
Fauci: Well, we answered this one before. I'll do it again.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:30 PM (Yhl4a)
"Maybe we should have the pets explain it to you."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:31 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (Y274z)
Every place that has mass transit is having high rates of infection, I doubt the press will EVER report that because they love mass transit.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 22, 2020 07:32 PM (dKiJG)
s
Dear Rev.
Glad to help out a fellow pastor-if it's only in a little way. Our lectionary reading for Sunday is the two people on the road to Emmaus. I assume yours is the same. Remember, Jesus is always on the road with you, even when we may not recognize him.
With prayers for you and yours.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2020 07:33 PM (bW1Yb)
C'mon, O-6 is a Captain. Some branches just can't spell correctly.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (ExV1e)
Well, hey, look! We got the Surgeon General right here!
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (Yhl4a)
OK, so this is spooky. The five-year-old neighbor girl came over, as perky and upbeat as always. I told her that our girl was away, and to come back.
She said "OK," and dropped a naked baby doll with its head wrapped in packing tape on the porch. I said "what's up with that?"
She told me it was an "evil doll, so she taped its mouth shut," and went home.
Now, I have to figure that the neighbor girl is mad, or I now own a possessed baby doll. I don't like either outcome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
According to my sources at The Twilight Zone, you're doomed. Plan to be murdered by the doll at some point.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 22, 2020 07:30 PM (f6Y9e)
Alright, the doll is an emissary from Old Scratch, it was trying to get the neighbor kid (and yours), cutting it up never works (saw movies) so your options are limited:
(A) send the doll back via the burn pit
(B) immerse in holy water
(C) lock in a toolbox, incased in a crate full of concrete, dump into the North Atlantic
Or you can laugh, toss it in a corner and wake up one evening as it tries to fillet you. The choice is yours.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. LePetomaine Wants Your Harumph at The Outrage Outlet! at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (H5knJ)
This is Rev - my real name is Steve. I'm grammie winger's other half.
The generosity of the people here is absolutely beyond belief. I usually
am never at a loss for words, but today I am totally speechless. I will
never be able to thank you enough for so wonderfully helping us during
this challenging time. Grammie says you guys are like family. I have
seen that times ten today. Please know I will keep you all in my prayers
of thanksgiving -
I never pass on a good prayer. Need all the help I can get!
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:35 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:35 PM (Yhl4a)
Why wouldn't I, it's an awesome face!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 07:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:16 PM (BA9Nh)
Pretty obviously a paid troll, with all the standard talking points, presented in the same sequence. And they all lack even a scintilla of self-awareness. Each one seems to think they are the first and only one of their kind to break into this house and put their "wisdom" to the occupants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2020 07:37 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:37 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 07:37 PM (uEbPt)
OK. from the Horde, I'm thinking it's iron-mask time. Mask, then bury ten feet deep, like the Lord of Illusions.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (Ibl1K)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (ExV1e)
She was Army.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (dUJdY)
No, she doesn't have corona. The church where her husband serves as pastor doesn't seem to want to accept aid for payroll protection for a non profit so this affects their income since they are not meeting and giving is down so they may have to close.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (bW1Yb)
Unless the assumption is the extra oxygen being pumped in would do something.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 22, 2020 06:44 PM (GbPPJ)
A few years before I quit the industry, the one I worked at completely redid its HVAC. After all was said and done, all the air in the casino was exchanged with air from outside every eleven minutes. I think I stayed a couple more years because it improved our working situation so much.
Posted by: Catherine at April 22, 2020 07:47 PM (rSY7i)
Posted by: Tami
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Ooooh! We're rolling now!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 22, 2020 07:47 PM (M/9m0)
Well he did allude to this earlier when he spoke about doing airshows over cities forever!
Sounds like military occupation to me.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 07:15 PM (axyOa)
Will these be jets only, or can we get some helicopter shows?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Bosk at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (9m9TT)
Rev
**********
we are FAMILY!!! strange at times but Family none the less
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (RBno5)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 22, 2020 07:54 PM (RBno5)
Hey, mail it here. I collect those things. I'm starting an "evil doll army" to be the 2021 resistance just in case Trump doesn't surpass the normal DNC "margin of cheat"
I'm training them all with little bike locks and steak knives to chase down ANTIFA goons.
Is she small enough to crawl through a mail slot? Tape a ginsu knife to each limb and I bet she could wreak total freaking havoc on a sleeping progressive politician.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 22, 2020 08:19 PM (cCxiu)
Oscar Goodman had two terms as mayor of Las Vegas. This is Carolyn's term.
You may also remember her, though perhaps by name, from an interview after the Las Vegas shooting. Lots of experts, all of whom were so mealy-mouthed, you understood they wouldn't have an opinion till they had determined the Political Correct one. They came to Carolyn. She said, "I hope they're rotting in hell."
Quite a lady. Wicked schmaht.
Posted by: Wenda at April 22, 2020 08:43 PM (Y0DB3)
I like Goodman's idea and dislike that Andi dissed her. At the same time, I'm a believer in following what the ACTUAL science says. If *actual* science says her plan is 90% safe or so, I say go for it.
This is the problem... even science has been hijacked. I don't want to hear from spinners who demand we quarantine forever. I want to see and hear the actual science and figure things out for myself.
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