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Physics Geek: This Isn't About Controlling a Virus.
This Is About Controlling the Deplorables.
"The 'Let Them Eat Cake' crowd doesn't like being disobeyed." This explains 95% of the behavior of the Democrat Media Complex and the Professional Managerial Class and the NeverTrump Establishment Cux. Would be rulers need people who will agree to be ruled over. They get very angry when people say "Go fuck yourself and die."
Remember how the social distancing and shutdowns were designed to flatten the curve? And do you remember the purpose of the flattening? That's right: it was to prevent the number of cases from exceeding our medical services capacity to handle the number of cases. And yet now there appears to be a growing trend to require everyone in the country to be tested before we start to open things up again. Or there's the fringe group who thinks we must wait until a vaccine gets developed (note: IF it gets developed). I saw one idjit bleat "I deserve a virus free life!". The stupidity and ignorance, while stunning, is unsurprising. Anyway, getting back to the first tweet in this thread. All of the actions we've taken weren't designed to eradicate the disease. They were designed to slow the infections to a manageable level. However, if you slow the number of infections instead of eliminating them, you still get the same total number of infections, or close to it, especially with a high R value virus. So we tried to keep Covid-19 from rolling across the country unimpeded. We did so for a little while, but we cannot do it forever. And then the people in charge decided to overreach, which is what people in charge always do. Sorry, you can't buy seeds to grow your own food because that's considered non-essential. Sorry, you can't go for a run on the beach by yourself because that's non-essential. Sorry, we're letting people out of jail, but we'll arrest you for disobeying our edicts.
Physics Geek And then what a surprise, a country founded on rebellion to tyrannical rule gets a little pissy at the "let them eat cake" crowd and decide to hold some protests about the extended lockdowns.
The "let them eat cake" crowd doesn't like being disobeyed and gets big tech to takedown free speech posts about peaceful demonstrations because said demonstrations oppose government edicts. Uh huh. I enjoy studying history, but I have no interest in seeing the French Revolution part deux in this country. All y'all who think you can condescendingly lecture people who are genuinely worried about keeping their homes and feeding their families are trying to light that match. Things are quite possibly going to get very ugly very soon unless some pull their heads out of their collective asses. Here's hoping the head pulling happens instead of the other thing.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 20, 2020 12:11 PM (Q1e7E)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 12:11 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 20, 2020 12:12 PM (Q1e7E)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 12:12 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:12 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 12:13 PM (d7Ww2)
This post brought to you by the Saul Alinky crowd.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:13 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 12:13 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: NavyMom at April 20, 2020 12:13 PM (EYMQq)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 20, 2020 12:13 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I AM THE GOVERNOR INSLEE at April 20, 2020 12:13 PM (9dnxb)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at April 20, 2020 12:13 PM (qZdIZ)
A recall or a sharp lesson
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:14 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2020 12:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Geddy Lee Mondegreen at April 20, 2020 12:14 PM (pi370)
Side question: is there a word for that? When something is meant in both the literal and figurative senses?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 12:14 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Kat_man at April 20, 2020 12:14 PM (LQ7+y)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:14 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2020 12:14 PM (GBHAb)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 20, 2020 12:14 PM (PgcSl)
Posted by: Tommy V at April 20, 2020 12:14 PM (GCivW)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 20, 2020 12:14 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 20, 2020 12:14 PM (Hcsoi)
They *need* people to experience paid to change their thinking - in this case, think they need Trump out, Biden in. Evil.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2020 12:14 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2020 12:15 PM (GBHAb)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:15 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2020 12:15 PM (oUOxK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 20, 2020 12:15 PM (OLZex)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 12:15 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Kat_man at April 20, 2020 12:14 PM (LQ7+y)
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That was a plot point in an episode of Outlander.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 20, 2020 12:15 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2020 12:15 PM (GBHAb)
Posted by: Kat_man at April 20, 2020 12:14 PM (LQ7+y)
Lessee...no one is allowed to buy or sell without the mark....yep, checks out.
End times are coming. Finally.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:15 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 12:15 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 20, 2020 12:16 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 20, 2020 12:16 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:16 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 12:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 20, 2020 12:16 PM (eoVQ7)
Posted by: The Fauci/Brix Consortium at April 20, 2020 12:16 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Fortcoins at April 20, 2020 12:16 PM (JbL9Q)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2020 12:16 PM (5bxa0)
All you need to know about the shutdown. This guy is 100% correct.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (iQNO8)
The 'keep it shut down' crowd have only one goal: to tank the economy and blame Trump. They couldn't care less about the lives of the proles.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 20, 2020 12:14 PM (Hcsoi)
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A lot of the Karen's sincerely believe that if we open up.... we'll go back to the 2.2 million dead curve.
In theyre defense.... they've been scared shitless.
In our defense..... Fuck You.... youll get over it.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (nw6Hr)
Ive cut my own hair for years.
Who's laughing at the bald dudes now.. huh???
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:15 PM (nw6Hr)
Our time has come
Baldism forever
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Federal Bureau of Emotional Engineering at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (PgcSl)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (vCA4F)
It doesn't seem like we will ever escape this op.
And that is probably the main point of the op.
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (mv+Oj)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 20, 2020 12:16 PM (eoVQ7)
Still does sometimes I think
Posted by: Buzzion at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (oUOxK)
Also, I've taken note of the number of obvious paid trolls in his comments lately. Always the same formulation: "Alex, I started reading your feed hoping to get some alternative viewpoints, but I'm saddened and dismayed to see you're just pandering to your new Alt-Right pals."
Who is paying trolls to discredit Alex Berenson and why?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 20, 2020 12:18 PM (SAK2A)
In theyre defense.... they've been scared shitless.
In our defense..... Fuck You.... youll get over it.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (nw6Hr)
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They're also dumb as hell and can't track a story. And they're also little tyrants who would be big tyrants if they had the gumption.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 12:18 PM (hYcqw)
word
Posted by: JackStraw
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Same here. And the dog is just a walking tangle of knots.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2020 12:18 PM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Bill Grates at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (EgshT)
When this is over, we're going to have a chat with some of the MAGApocalypse crowd and explain the difference between Nationalism and Fascism.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (datdl)
any vaccine that hasn't been tested for at least ten years is iffy at best.
dangerous at worst.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 12:15 PM (d7Ww2)
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We HAVE vaccines for flu. How many people die of flu every year??
Oh.... and we dont vaccinate for smallpox any longer.
How long before THAT fucking scourge gets out again.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (nw6Hr)
______________________________
If your post lasts longer than 4 hours, please see your doctor or seek medical attention immediately!
Posted by: stumck at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (CqE5x)
In theyre defense.... they've been scared shitless.
In our defense..... Fuck You.... youll get over it.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (nw6Hr)
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They're also dumb as hell and can't track a story. And they're also little tyrants who would be big tyrants if they had the gumption.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 12:18 PM (hYcqw)
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Well, it is hard to track a story when you're buzzed by 8 am and you have those little shits running around screaming all day.
In their defense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:16 PM (ifmtJ)
Poo > MUCK
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (iQNO8)
Posted by: Roy at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (Ti+Tv)
4/20
the potheads will be congregating and smoking their stinky weed more often than usual today.
I wonder if they will be arrested for public intoxication or gathering in numbers more than ten.
but I still can't go to Mass.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (d7Ww2)
Since when can government or industry for that matter force your health choices as a condition of employment?
Wall Street is going BIG on this whole testing and vaccine strategy. I was on a call where they discussed the whole vaccine angle extensively. This is NOT a good sign.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2020 12:20 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 20, 2020 12:20 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: brak at April 20, 2020 12:20 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (G2zl5)
I thought maybe he was one of the ones we lost during the 2015-2016 Trump wars.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 20, 2020 12:20 PM (eoVQ7)
In their defense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (LvTSG)
+++++++++++++++
Then maybe don't shout and scream about it and try to get the state to hold people at gunpoint on your behalf if you can't be bothered to look into it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 12:20 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (nw6Hr)
Then SAY HOME!!!!
I'll take my chances.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (PgcSl)
Nope. Off googling nood, no doubt.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at April 20, 2020 12:20 PM (qLs5f)
word
Posted by: JackStraw
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Same here. And the dog is just a walking tangle of knots.
*****
I would like to have More hair !! getting thin on top
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 20, 2020 12:21 PM (PgcSl)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 12:18 PM (hYcqw)
They wouldn't be tyrants if Paolo visited them once a week or so.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 20, 2020 12:21 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 20, 2020 12:21 PM (UNyae)
How long before THAT fucking scourge gets out again.
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Oh, not long...
Posted by: Your South-of-the-Border Invaders at April 20, 2020 12:21 PM (vg8iE)
It's terrifying reading. People blowing in their neighbors, children, relatives, one even turned in her own fiance.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 20, 2020 12:21 PM (SAK2A)
4/20
the potheads will be congregating and smoking their stinky weed more often than usual today.
I wonder if they will be arrested for public intoxication or gathering in numbers more than ten.
but I still can't go to Mass.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (d7Ww2)
The funny thing is, 420 has nothing to do with pot or smoking pot.
They just use it. Not sure why.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
In their defense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (LvTSG)
+++++++++++++++
Then maybe don't shout and scream about it and try to get the state to hold people at gunpoint on your behalf if you can't be bothered to look into it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 12:20 PM (hYcqw)
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I need to talk to your manager.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 12:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 12:13 PM (o2MD2)
Mrs. Muse has always cut my hair. Not that she has to do that often nowadays, but I haven't been to a professional barber in over 30 years.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 20, 2020 12:21 PM (w6EWV)
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2020 12:21 PM (oUOxK)
I'd like to get a fucking haircut.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
I need a haircut but I figure it'll grow out till I get tired of it. Hell, I may let it grow out to the point of being down my back long just because I can.
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at April 20, 2020 12:21 PM (qZdIZ)
His head will be on a pike also.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2020 12:22 PM (9rPp8)
Where can I get a shave and a haircut?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Not really 29, are you?
Posted by: Cherry Ames, Detective Nurse at April 20, 2020 12:22 PM (WZ5i4)
4/20
the potheads will be congregating and smoking their stinky weed more often than usual today.
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Potheads celebrate Hitler's birthday? Who knew?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 20, 2020 12:22 PM (4o2K3)
He replied "I wish." I said this is all bullshit you know. He agreed.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 12:22 PM (o2MD2)
Since when can government or industry for that matter force your health choices as a condition of employment?
Wall Street is going BIG on this whole testing and vaccine strategy. I was on a call where they discussed the whole vaccine angle extensively. This is NOT a good sign.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2020 12:20 PM (VpIIl)
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Yes. I don't want to be tested for no reason, and I will not accept it as a condition of getting my life back.
The key reason is because I do not believe that the testing regime will not *also* be used to be an illegal DNA and tracking database. The goons running this place would love to get such a thing, and I have less than no trust that testing will be just testing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 12:22 PM (hYcqw)
During the rebel Sixties, one could easily identify the ranks of the hardcore left by their constant predictions of a coming fascism and the evident glee with which they welcomed the prospect.
Whether this was the product of a serious attempt to read the political winds, or merely a radical wish was irrelevant. They defended it as a strategy of "the worse the better." In the 1968 presidential election, it was better to elect a fascist like Nixon than a moderate like Hubert Humphrey --- that is, if you were serious about revolution. . .
At this point, I assume that pain is the point of what these Lefty tyrants are doing. As Obama said about the #BLM protests, we have to be inconvenienced in order to get change. This is Democrat nudge, nudge, nudging.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2020 12:22 PM (bDqIh)
Where can I get a shave and a haircut?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Not really 29, are you?
Posted by: Cherry Ames, Detective Nurse at April 20, 2020 12:22 PM (WZ5i4)
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No.
*shakes head in shame*
34.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 12:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (nw6Hr)
Then SAY HOME!!!!
I'll take my chances.
Posted by: Sponge
AMEN!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 12:22 PM (Aivl/)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2020 12:22 PM (5bxa0)
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For a long time now.
"You smoke? No job here for you!!!"
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2020 12:22 PM (vg8iE)
In their defense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (LvTSG)
+++++++++++++++
Then maybe don't shout and scream about it and try to get the state to hold people at gunpoint on your behalf if you can't be bothered to look into it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 12:20 PM (hYcqw)
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Like I said.
Fuck Em.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:22 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Roy at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (Ti+Tv)
Is this the same assholemedia that usually wets their collective panties whenever they see someone protesting?
Oh, it depends on WHO is doing the protesting?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 20, 2020 12:23 PM (CqE5x)
After all, "PhysicsGeek" is an unassailable source of moral fortitude whose judgement is likewise unimpeachable. Never hath "PhysicsGeek" ever acted in a way that isn't altruistic or self-serving since "PhysicsGeek" is clearly a devout follower of the High Altar of Science!!!!
/s
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 20, 2020 12:23 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 20, 2020 12:23 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 20, 2020 12:23 PM (UNyae)
It came from a lab next to a different wet market.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 20, 2020 12:23 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2020 12:23 PM (oUOxK)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 20, 2020 12:23 PM (zqs/f)
If you want individual liberty then you yourself are going to have to practice your rightful freedom. You may be confronted by police, even arrested, so be prepared to make a few sacrifices for freedom. It doesn't come cheap.
Individual freedom as written in the Constitution is up to each individual. Quit waiting for the government to give you permission to be free. It will never give it to you.
Posted by: Sooner at April 20, 2020 12:23 PM (Fs5vw)
How long before THAT fucking scourge gets out again.
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Oh, not long...
Posted by: Your South-of-the-Border Invaders at April 20, 2020 12:21 PM (vg8iE)
Hold up, we're coming along, too!
Posted by: Bubonic plague and leprosy at April 20, 2020 12:23 PM (w6EWV)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (Xt7n2)
They just use it. Not sure why.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
I thought it was a police code thing, like 187
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (ifmtJ)
In their defense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (LvTSG)
+++++++++++++++
Then maybe don't shout and scream about it and try to get the state to hold people at gunpoint on your behalf if you can't be bothered to look into it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 12:20 PM (hYcqw)
Let em vote they said. What could possibly go wrong they said.
Posted by: Someguy at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (Zm+LZ)
a vaccine were possible it would have been developed for the corona
virus that cause the common cold.
It doesn't seem like we will ever escape this op.
And that is probably the main point of the op.
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM
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We have put our move later this fall on indefinite hold because I know with 100% certainty this will come back in the fall and everyone will panic all over again.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (JUOKG)
Who's laughing at the bald dudes now.. huh???
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:15 PM (nw6Hr)
Our time has come
Baldism forever
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (ifmtJ)
I'm wondering how many will think hmm this isn't so bad and end up keeping it long.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (9Om/r)
Das ist gut!
Posted by: Zombie Hitler Youth at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (EgshT)
And it was one of those really big picnic tables that can hold 4 or 5 people per side.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (iQNO8)
Thousand of Muslims close together... Is that a bad thing?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (G546f)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2020 12:22 PM (5bxa0)
******
They made it out of crushed drywall... Chinese drywall
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (flINI)
Posted by: ShainS at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM (106Dj)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:15 PM (nw6Hr)
Our time has come
Baldism forever
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (ifmtJ)
I'm wondering how many will think hmm this isn't so bad and end up keeping it long.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (9Om/r)
That wasn't an option for me. Male pattern baldness...I could either be bald or be balding.
I chose the skinhead.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM (SAK2A)
Everyone was out in 60 degree weather, running, or walking with friends and family, or bike riding.
Some were doing there lawns. A lot were on the roads...and I saw no masks, like anywhere.
Posted by: Boswell at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Fortcoins at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM (JbL9Q)
Her post was flagged as offensive and removed.
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM (hpbeA)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM (d7Ww2)
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They'll probably get police escorts to the mosques to protect them from the infected infidel hordes.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM (vg8iE)
I thought it was a police code thing, like 187
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (ifmtJ)
Well, then it may be an urban legend, but I've always been told 4:20 was the last entry in the log for the guy that synthesized LSD, but didn't want to test it on anyone, so he took it himself.
Then went out in the woods and tripped for a day or 2.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM (ZW0ZM)
How long before THAT fucking scourge gets out again.
Posted by: fixerupper
I bet they have smallpox on ice in that Wuhan lab
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 12:26 PM (G546f)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 20, 2020 12:26 PM (WQZ1O)
I miss that stylist.
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2020 12:23 PM (oUOxK)
Did she give you a 'trim'?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 20, 2020 12:26 PM (w6EWV)
Posted by: Pliney at April 20, 2020 12:26 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Fortcoins at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM (JbL9Q)
Last time oil was that low, price at the pump was what, $.72 a gallon?
Why am I still paying $1.20? And MORE for diesel? Diesel is MUCH easier to make.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Last night, in keeping with supporting her friend who is fighting cancer, my daughter bought some clippers and asked me to help shave her head. LMAO.. it didn't go well at first!
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 20, 2020 12:27 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Fortcoins at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM (JbL9Q)
Neighbor had a barrel of crude in the garage. They said he needed to pay 25 bucks for someone to come pick it up.
Posted by: Roy at April 20, 2020 12:27 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2020 12:27 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 20, 2020 12:27 PM (7UKb1)
Posted by: Fortcoins at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM (JbL9Q)
This is partially an issue with the futures contract for May expiring tomorrow(meaning speculators would be stuck with physical receipt if they held the contract). June futures contract is around $23 right now, so WTI will shoot back up(not really in a sense) in the next couple days.
Posted by: Someguy at April 20, 2020 12:27 PM (Zm+LZ)
Me too. Im in a relatively free state with few restrictions. But even those restrictions are basically being ignored. This shit may have worked when it was 40 and rainy outside. 60 and sunny? Not so much.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP member at April 20, 2020 12:27 PM (iQNO8)
I bet they have smallpox on ice in that Wuhan lab
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 12:26 PM (G546f)
I thought it was already in the homeless camps in LA.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)
I'd like to get a fucking haircut.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 12:13 PM (o2MD2)
Fucking haircut? Is that a haircut with a happy ending?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2020 12:27 PM (ksNTB)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 20, 2020 12:28 PM (JKNZq)
Baldism forever
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:17 PM (ifmtJ)
I'm wondering how many will think hmm this isn't so bad and end up keeping it long.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (9Om/r)
That wasn't an option for me. Male pattern baldness...I could either be bald or be balding.
I chose the skinhead.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM (ifmtJ)
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*runs fingers through luxuriant, if graying, hair*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 20, 2020 12:28 PM (4o2K3)
word
Posted by: JackStraw
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Same here. And the dog is just a walking tangle of knots.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2020 12:18 PM (WZ5i4)
A second look at the Flowbee, perhaps?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 20, 2020 12:28 PM (iuFgi)
I strolled in Saturday a week ago at 4:30pm and between the two of them I was only the 4th cut of the day.
This weekend you couldn't get in a hardware store. I think those checks meant something.
I'd never paid $50 for a haircut before
Posted by: DanMan at April 20, 2020 12:28 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2020 12:28 PM (VpIIl)
Why am I still paying $1.20? And MORE for diesel? Diesel is MUCH easier to make.
Try paying 2.79 and being grateful since it was 4 dollars
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2020 12:28 PM (5bxa0)
The article is behind a paywall, but teases "She's succeeded in everything she's ever done (except one rigged election)". The jokes just write themselves after that line lol.
https://tinyurl.com/y72xsuec
Posted by: Grimaldi at April 20, 2020 12:28 PM (Of/Uk)
Posted by: Barry Anne Dunham at April 20, 2020 12:29 PM (lEU8g)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 20, 2020 12:20 PM (CLteG)
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at April 20, 2020 12:29 PM (Oka5v)
I'd like to get a fucking haircut.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 12:13 PM (o2MD2)
__________
"All you need is a bowl and a pair of scissors." -- zombie Moe Howard
Posted by: ShainS at April 20, 2020 12:29 PM (106Dj)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 20, 2020 12:29 PM (ssz2a)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 20, 2020 12:29 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 20, 2020 12:29 PM (UNyae)
Anything's better than this proto-Jerry Garcia look I'm sporting.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 20, 2020 12:30 PM (SAK2A)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2020 12:28 PM (5bxa0)
I remember. It was only during the Bush/Owebama years, so it wasn't that long ago.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (9Om/r)
If I let my hair grow out I'd look like Peter Boyle in Where the Buffalo Roam. Best to keep it buzzed. Self-barber for years.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Processing Survey Topos Pantsless Since Mid-March at April 20, 2020 12:30 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Fortcoins at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM
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Texas is gonna need a whole new revenue stream because of that. I predict they will try and resurrect the income tax again even we just voted on the income tax ban last fall.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 20, 2020 12:30 PM (JUOKG)
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She's never dieted then?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2020 12:30 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2020 12:28 PM (VpIIl)
++++++++++++
I go out every day. I don't need to, but I choose to. The amount of traffic here on the west side of the Denver Metro has been building for two weeks. More people out. More people going to remote parks or open space. More people shopping where they can.
The state is going to have to make a choice and do it soon. CO's lockdown is set to expire at the end of next week (Denver's a few days later) and it is being ignored more and more as it is. If they try to extend it, they'd better have a lot of cops lined up to try to enforce it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 12:30 PM (hYcqw)
I miss that stylist.
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When she's done your balls are as blue as that stuff they keep the combs in.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 20, 2020 12:30 PM (+0AKE)
They just use it. Not sure why.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
I thought it was a police code thing, like 187
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (ifmtJ)
https://www.marijuanabreak.com/blog/why-is-pot-called-420
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 20, 2020 12:30 PM (w6EWV)
I look like I just arrived from 1976.
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2020 12:30 PM (oUOxK)
Posted by: DanMan at April 20, 2020 12:31 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 20, 2020 12:31 PM (iQNO8)
They just use it. Not sure why.
Posted by: Sponge
The most credible story traces 4 20 to Marin County, Calif. In 1971, five students at San Rafael High School would meet at 4:20 p.m. by the campus statue of chemist Louis Pasteur to partake. They chose that specific time because extracurricular activities had usually ended by then. This group - Steve Capper, Dave Reddix, Jeffrey Noel, Larry Schwartz, and Mark Gravich - became known as the Waldos because they met at a wall. They would say 420 to each other as code for marijuana.
Have heard that story since I was in high school.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 12:31 PM (Aivl/)
per-gallon taxes I'm thinking.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 20, 2020 12:31 PM (Ve//x)
www.healthdata.org/covid/updates
This is bullshit.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 20, 2020 12:31 PM (VqNuf)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 20, 2020 12:31 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 20, 2020 12:29 PM (UNyae)
A friend of mine's son has been playing basketball at the local closed park every day with his friends.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)
They're not open to discussions. I'm not even sure it is worth arguing with this sort of low bandwidth stupidity. You're only going to get low bandwidth answers.
Posted by: Gork at April 20, 2020 12:31 PM (VmQ66)
Didn't he mean "collectivist ssess"?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 12:31 PM (H8QX8)
. . and balancing her checkbook and paying taxes, apparently.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2020 12:31 PM (bDqIh)
*******
Zuckerberg says stay-at-home protests organized through Facebook qualify as 'harmful misinformation' | TheHill
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 20, 2020 12:31 PM (g8VzW)
Posted by: The Founders at April 20, 2020 12:32 PM (+/ouO)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 20, 2020 12:32 PM (Xt7n2)
Posted by: Marcus T
All this bullshit for 592 cases and 16 deaths in my county of 859,000.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 12:32 PM (Aivl/)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2020 12:32 PM (5bxa0)
Also mosques are already saying they will defy stay home orders for Ramadan.
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They'll probably get police escorts to the mosques to protect them from the infected infidel hordes.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2020 12:25 PM (vg8iE)
This should be watched closely. Not that there are any US Bishops or Clergy who would make such a stand (Catholic Church anyways).
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2020 12:33 PM (N39Ws)
Now, OK, I never actually took a science class at my COLLEGE, but I said Listen to Science! not under UNDERSTAND Science.
Just listen to it to like you would have to if it was a poor minority person calling you a racist. Just OBEY it, you ignorant non-college rubes.
Posted by: Journolism Grad at April 20, 2020 12:33 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2020 12:33 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: The Founders at April 20, 2020 12:33 PM (+/ouO)
Deaths in the single digits in my county of around 100k. More people have died in car accidents.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 20, 2020 12:33 PM (iQNO8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 12:19 PM (d7Ww2)
My sister yesterday was saying that this must be what purgatory is like. You can see the Lord. He's right over there. You can see some of the lucky ones who can commune with Him. But you can't get near Him.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 20, 2020 12:34 PM (8HBLI)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
hell, I'd hug a stranger if I could.
I'm one of those touchy feely types. I need human contact.
I can't receive Christ at Mass and I can't get a hug from my friends.
It's demoralizing. But that's the whole point, isn't it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 12:34 PM (d7Ww2)
Hope you all watched the benefit concert yesterday for... WHO... Yeah, let's give them some more money!
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2020 12:32 PM (5bxa0)
And lets see if there ever is a public accounting of the money raised for this. There hasn't been a huge benefit concert where there weren't financial shenanigans.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2020 12:34 PM (N39Ws)
The funny thing is, 420 has nothing to do with pot or smoking pot.
They just use it. Not sure why.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
I thought it was a police code thing, like 187
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (ifmtJ)
Looked it up on Wikipedia (I know, I know): "California Senate Bill 420 (colloquially known as the Medical Marijuana Program Act)" in 2003
Posted by: jollyr at April 20, 2020 12:34 PM (H0i5z)
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Tsk tsk.
All COVID. Every last one.
Posted by: Big Bad Birx at April 20, 2020 12:34 PM (vg8iE)
https://www.marijuanabreak.com/blog/why-is-pot-called-420
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 20, 2020 12:30 PM (w6EWV)
I like my story better. That one is boring.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 20, 2020 12:34 PM (flINI)
gots to pay for all the shit that makes it less energical
Posted by: DanMan at April 20, 2020 12:34 PM (XTiHL)
"The tree of liberty must be pruned from time to time with a little more off the sides than the top.".
-Stuff Jefferson said, Vol I
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2020 12:35 PM (qBia3)
And why should his opinion on this matter?!
Illustrates all that is wrong with social media right there.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2020 12:35 PM (bDqIh)
CORONA RULES ACCORDING TO KAREN.
1. You MUST stay at home. Unless you have to go out. Then its OK. People need groceries, liquor, pot, lottery tickets, etc. Then its Ok. BUT STAY AT HOME PEOPLE!!!!
2. Masks dont do any good. Until they do. Then they are mandatory.
3. You CANNOT under ANY CIRCUSTANCES.... see your older parents. But you may see other peoples older parents at the gorcery store, the tire store, on in an Uber. Thats OK. Just not yours.
4. We have to flatten the curve.... to avoid overloading the hospitals. Right up to the point not a single person ever gets infected with COVID again.
5. No groups larger than 10. Unless your playing catch with you daughter alone in a park. THEN no groups larger than 1. You'll be arrested.
6. Social Distancing must be greater than 6 feet. Unless your camping by yourself, fishing or hunting by yourself, surfing by yourself, planting seeds by yourself.
7. NO PRAYING!!! This means YOU Bible thumpers. Doesnt mater what the crowd size, drive through distance or even if its online. NO CHURCH. And DEFINITELY NO COMMUNION..... Unless your drinking wine dayschoolong your kids. Then its OK
8. If you think you have COVID, do NOT go to the hospital or emergency room. Because they are all closed down and getting layed off because nobodies going to the emergency room. Unless your pregnant and you want to kill it. They are open.
9. Whatever Trump says.... do the opposite.
10. 30 Million people out of work is small price to pay so we can be superior human berings all be all compassionatey and stuff. Look for our upcoming ribbon sales drive to raise awareness.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:35 PM (nw6Hr)
I'm one of those touchy feely types. I need human contact.
I can't receive Christ at Mass and I can't get a hug from my friends.
It's demoralizing. But that's the whole point, isn't it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 12:34 PM (d7Ww2)
*sheepishly raises hand*
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Fututus et mori in igni
Posted by: gm at April 20, 2020 12:35 PM (/LIOp)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2020 12:35 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 20, 2020 12:35 PM (SAK2A)
Let the commies pay for their own propaganda.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2020 12:35 PM (oVJmc)
Some people are getting tired of the mask thing as well. A bunch of us
were in the grocery store parking lot talking about what bullshit this
was. We were kidding there were enough of us to rush the door sans
masks, and that all the Karen's would run away screaming anyway.
Posted by: Marcus T
All this bullshit for 592 cases and 16 deaths in my county of 859,000.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 12:32 PM
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Yep. 7 confirmed cases in Fannin County with zero deaths and no hospitalizations.
We have a 0.0002% infection rate.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 20, 2020 12:35 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 20, 2020 12:36 PM (UNyae)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 20, 2020 12:36 PM (7UKb1)
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"Harmful" is an opinion.
"Misinformation" is a lie. A posting of date, time and location of a protest is not misinformation.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2020 12:36 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 20, 2020 12:16 PM (eoVQ7)
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He still does occasionally. And he came to the NoVaMoMe last year. Hi Physics Geek!
Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2020 12:36 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: DJ3way at April 20, 2020 12:36 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2020 12:36 PM (qBia3)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 20, 2020 12:29 PM (UNyae)
I'm sure the state would find them........obedient. The state loves obedience.
Posted by: Sooner at April 20, 2020 12:36 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 20, 2020 12:36 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 12:36 PM (H8QX8)
www.healthdata.org/covid/updates
This is bullshit.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 20, 2020 12:31 PM (VqNuf)
++++++++++++++++++
1 in a million is their standard? I don't know because I am not a doctor or an infectious disease expert, but isn't that ... low?
I mean, the CDC says the flu for 2018-2019 season had 35.5 million cases based on their estimates. For the US, that is about ten per million.
Assuming we can track it well and the models work (ha), is one per million even conceivable?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 12:36 PM (hYcqw)
I knew about 420 in college, waaaaay before 2003. That may have been an inside joke with the bill number.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 20, 2020 12:36 PM (iQNO8)
get it?
CDC wants veto power over the American electorate.
Posted by: sven at April 20, 2020 12:37 PM (oRLRa)
I don't like being ordered about. Just ask my wife.
Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2020 12:37 PM (NGm/n)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 12:37 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member
Yeah. Like Texas' CHL law 30.06.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 12:37 PM (Aivl/)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2020 12:37 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: It's me donna
We won't get fooled again.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2020 12:37 PM (+y/Ru)
And fuck you, I'm not sewing and wearing a yellow cross on my clothes to go to church.
Posted by: Archer at April 20, 2020 12:37 PM (gmo/4)
First. One . Against. The . Wall.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 20, 2020 12:37 PM (xYFRc)
Or debates
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2020 12:38 PM (5bxa0)
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Yep, how many people are going to die in the next few years because their treatable cancer wasn't detected soon enough because they couldn't get to a doctor or hospital for a colonoscopy, endoscopy, biopsy, whatever?
This is ridiculous. And dangerous.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2020 12:38 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: brak at April 20, 2020 12:38 PM (cG+eD)
193 >>Zuckerberg says stay-at-home protests organized through Facebook qualify as 'harmful misinformation' | TheHill
And why should his opinion on this matter?!
Illustrates all that is wrong with social media right there.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2020 12:35 PM (bDqIh)
It's to let the commies know "report it as harmful and we will ban the people."
Posted by: Buzzion at April 20, 2020 12:38 PM (Sg/64)
Yahoo news isn't news. It's click bait and bullshit. Fit only for imbeciles.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 12:38 PM (o2MD2)
Quoted precisely from Ace, with italians and boldness intact.
And not ONE missed close tag. It's gonna be a good week for Ace.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 20, 2020 12:36 PM (UNyae)
So your waiting for the state to give you permission to hug your friend?
Posted by: Sooner at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (Fs5vw)
In recent shopping trips I noticed that stores have small supplies of toilet paper but hair cut kits are gone. Checked online a few places and most are sold out there too. Hair cutting is the new toilet paper
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (ksNTB)
Posted by: DJ3way at April 20, 2020 12:36 PM (bhPL1)
That is about the size of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 20, 2020 12:34 PM (flINI)
Did you have a fake blunt hanging from the mouth on the mask?
Posted by: Deep State 910 at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (qLs5f)
$9/barrel makes me want to go and buy a few.
Where would I go to get a barrel of oil? Do I just rolled up to the Exxon and say "one barrel, raw, to go?"
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Floridachick at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (uUJI/)
Is the argument against federal restrictions or local restrictions. Or is it that the fed and local are in cahoots.
I believe that President Trump believed, considering all data, that there was a clear and present danger.
I believe that President Trump is smarter than I.
I believe that President Trump is one of the smartest presidents.
His federalist approach to this problem illustrates that he has no interest in enlarging federal power over the people, quite the opposite.
Trump has been in the process of devolving federal power back to the states as it should be. This has exposed many local autocrats.
This plague and Trump have created better opportunity for local people to organize and focus on and fix opinion toward these autocrats and vote them out of office.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (Gqta/)
Endless #AloneTogether tripe.
Haven't looked to see if CNN has one of their famous theme music rifts for this crisis.
Cut my grass yesterday, quite therapeutic.
Posted by: SMOD at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Sarah Poll watcher at April 20, 2020 12:40 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 20, 2020 12:40 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2020 12:40 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 12:36 PM (H8QX
Maybe the 2A really is about hunting.
Posted by: The Founders at April 20, 2020 12:40 PM (+/ouO)
But isn't it way past time for DOJ Civil Rights division to step in here?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 20, 2020 12:40 PM (xYFRc)
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Last class wraps at 4:00.
Average time students are home to unwind 4:20
4:20 is light up time.
Hell... I dont even drink and grew up in IOWA and I knew that.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:40 PM (nw6Hr)
We have a 0.0002% infection rate.
Posted by: Mr. Scott
And has my in-laws scared to death.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 12:40 PM (Aivl/)
I said this a month ago. It's not just to stop the rallies. It's to destroy as many small businesses as possible and to turn us all into defeatist alcoholic Russian peasants.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 12:40 PM (H8QX8)
$9/barrel makes me want to go and buy a few.
Where would I go to get a barrel of oil? Do I just rolled up to the Exxon and say "one barrel, raw, to go?"
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (Ve//x)
Wish I knew, in Canada they're paying people to take the stuff.
Posted by: Someguy at April 20, 2020 12:40 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 12:40 PM (WI7YS)
I'm one of those touchy feely types. I need human contact.
I can't receive Christ at Mass and I can't get a hug from my friends.
It's demoralizing. But that's the whole point, isn't it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 12:34 PM (d7Ww2)
++++++++That's exactly it. When I could go tot he gym, there were always people there who understood. I could meet someone for coffee or just chat about the weather. All those aches and pains you get when you get a little older than 29 are soothed by swimming in a heated pool and getting one's endorphins up by working out with likeminded people.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 20, 2020 12:40 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 20, 2020 12:41 PM (iQNO8)
And fuck you, I'm not sewing and wearing a yellow cross on my clothes to go to church.
Posted by: Archer at April 20, 2020 12:37 PM (gmo/4)
But would you be willing to wear a digital bracelet that sends your vital signs back to a central health-tracking station... ?
https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/
covid-19_liechtenstein-rolls-out-radical-covid-19-bracelet-programme/45693872
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 20, 2020 12:41 PM (zqs/f)
103 Also mosques are already saying they will defy stay home orders for Ramadan.
Thousand of Muslims close together... Is that a bad thing?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2020 12:24 PM (5bxa0)
On the one hand, something like .1% of them might die from kung flu.
On the other hand, unlike the vast majority of Christians, or at least our clergy, they are sufficiently faithful that they continue to worship even if it might cost them their lives.
Posted by: Methos at April 20, 2020 12:41 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (ksNTB)
With the checks rolling in, XBoxes and flat screens, too.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at April 20, 2020 12:41 PM (qLs5f)
Posted by: brak at April 20, 2020 12:38 PM (cG+eD)
You and your fancy taco joints.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2020 12:41 PM (Z4rgH)
They just use it. Not sure why.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-27039192
The more you know.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 20, 2020 12:41 PM (Q1e7E)
well if you have a place to store it just let any producer know and they'll send you all you can handle
Posted by: brak at April 20, 2020 12:41 PM (cG+eD)
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If I'm not able to get my roots touched up soon, I'm gonna cut somebody.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 20, 2020 12:41 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Floridachick at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (uUJI/)
Wasn't Garcetti a cop about a thousand years ago?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 12:41 PM (Gqta/)
Waiting for a vaccine? "Fringe" is quite an exaggeration, not a chance of that being a benchmark for anything.
Who knows, maybe this fall will be some kind of test in itself, to see if there is *any* American sensibility or practical common sense left in the more dumbed down civic deserts of the country - i.e., electoral backlash. But I doubt it.
Ignoring arbitrary or obviously silly rules is one thing - actually voting to punish the perps - who are after all of the correct tribal coloration and mumble the correct idiotic mantras - well that would be quite a rebellion.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2020 12:41 PM (El6T/)
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By God, man, have you a newsletter?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 20, 2020 12:41 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2020 12:40 PM (E+OcO)
Makes me ask again, when are WE going to bring the pain to THEM?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 12:41 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2020 12:42 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2020 12:42 PM (ZLI7S)
The heavy set, middle aged women senior executives (all former hospital staff) are absolutely certain that we can't open the beaches, let alone the country.
We must die waiting or we might die.
Posted by: MJ at April 20, 2020 12:42 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 20, 2020 12:43 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 12:43 PM (o2MD2)
They sent us stupid masks last week. Worthless, pointless.
Before that they wanted to demonstrate their commitment to mobile work, so they bought us dept managers iPad Pros. I have no idea WTF I'm supposed to do with this thing.
Then they sent us bluetooth headsets.
This week I get a keyboard for the iPad Pro, again because my work "understands the challenges of working from home."
This is a company that's supposed to be innovative and daring. It's very odd....
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 20, 2020 12:43 PM (Ve//x)
You guys are doing a bang up job.
JK!
Posted by: The Founders at April 20, 2020 12:32 PM (+/ouO)
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Well, I do feel like we're getting gangbanged ... so you're onto something there.
Posted by: ShainS at April 20, 2020 12:43 PM (9oKl+)
The message from the Dems is basically "We will make you uncomfortable as long as Trump is president."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2020 12:40 PM (E+OcO)
This is going to work well as summer draws near. People are going to want to go to the beach, the lake, camping, traveling, etc.As it is, just a couple weeks into this lockdown, people are getting antsy. More and more people are out and about - very few wearing masks, etc. Just in my office coworkers are telling of people being very rude to grocery store workers (one has a daughter who works at one, and she was threatened this past weekend).If this continues for much longer, it'll only take a spark to ignite a fire.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2020 12:43 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2020 12:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SMOD at April 20, 2020 12:44 PM (3aI0K)
30 Million Population
182,710
Total Tests
9,067
Public Labs
173,643
Private Labs
Lab Confirmed COVID-19 Patients
1,471
Currently In Texas Hospitals
18,923
Cases Reported
477
Fatalities
Estimated*
5,334
Patients Recovered
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zombie Hitler Youth at April 20, 2020 12:44 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 12:43 PM (o2MD2)
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You're a bad man. Keep it up.
Posted by: Face-sized Spider at April 20, 2020 12:44 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 20, 2020 12:44 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2020 12:44 PM (axyOa)
small supplies of toilet paper but hair cut kits are gone. Checked
online a few places and most are sold out there too. Hair cutting is the
new toilet paper
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (ksNTB)
Soon to be seen at a street corner near you - SHITTY HAIRCUTS!
Posted by: Archer at April 20, 2020 12:45 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2020 12:45 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 12:41 PM (H8QX
The 1st of never.
Posted by: LOL at April 20, 2020 12:45 PM (+/ouO)
Red states are already starting to open up.
Fuck big blue.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 12:45 PM (Aivl/)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2020 12:39 PM (ksNTB)
I'm thinking of renting out my clippers for $10/hr, free to Morons, $100 to Dems.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2020 12:46 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 20, 2020 12:43 PM (Ve//x)
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Like said... scared shitless.
Karens are scared theyre gonna be one of the 2.2 million dead.
Business are scared of 1. going under. 2. Getting sued and then going under.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:46 PM (nw6Hr)
Sounds like they're acting as a publisher.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2020 12:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 12:46 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 12:46 PM (Gqta/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2020 12:46 PM (6V4D1)
Posted by: JT at April 20, 2020 12:46 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (H8QX8)
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Seriously, I'd like to know what the deal is with the very low reported recovery rates. Are people just going home and getting better and not reporting it? I've seen days go by where the infected rate climbs but no new recoveries are reported. What's the deal?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2020 12:43 PM (N39Ws)
You can't only have a small number, relatively speaking, of deaths and expect people to stay locked down.
Posted by: WOPR at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (Cz/gV)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2020 12:45 PM (El6T/)
dolf weed lmao?
Posted by: Someguy at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (e284m)
I was just thinking a barrel would make an interesting side table for my porch, and the wind wouldn't blow it around much....
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: Archer at April 20, 2020 12:45 PM (gmo/4)
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I'm already doing that right in the comfort of my own home. I've cut my hair and that of both my sons. My husband is going to cave soon.
And no, I don't know what I'm doing, but I've had a lifetime of haircuts to watch. And we have a Wahl from when my boys were little.
Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (/669Q)
'Do exactly what we say and no one gets hurt.'
That they are doing this 'for our own good' is merely a distinction of motivation rather than of deed. They do everything 'For our Own Good.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (A5zUN)
While I would not put it past the left to try that again, the Texas economy is significantly more diverse since the last oil bust.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (Q1e7E)
Posted by: Archer at April 20, 2020 12:48 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (H8QX
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*Johnnie Wright sings Hello Vietnam in the background.*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 12:48 PM (LvTSG)
They are terrified that they will make someone come to work, who has an "underlying condition" and the Rona will kill em and they will get sued.
They can't ask about underlying conditions because HIPAA.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 20, 2020 12:48 PM (xYFRc)
It's demoralizing. But that's the whole point, isn't it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 12:34 PM (d7Ww2)
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Prager made a salient point last week, and it's why he is against burqas being worn in public: wearing a mask and any covering up with the face is dehumanizing -- our faces are what make us unique and how we recognize each other.
Posted by: ShainS at April 20, 2020 12:48 PM (9oKl+)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (e284m)
Trump gave him this platform.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 12:48 PM (H8QX8)
F these people. We elected them.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2020 12:48 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (4o2K3)
First guess from me would be, the number of "recovered" is the number of people released from the hospital after being diagnosed and showing symptoms, now showing no symptoms or virus.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2020 12:43 PM (N39Ws)
******
You're doing it wrong...
Posted by: Gavrilo Princip at April 20, 2020 12:49 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Madame Defarge at April 20, 2020 12:49 PM (suuOR)
Someone wrote me today saying this; this left me at a loss for words:
"They want to go back to work. Of course they do, but I don't want to get the virus. There wasn't any problem until Trump started talking about it."
Posted by: m at April 20, 2020 12:49 PM (55d/e)
**but the lewis quote goes on
They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.
Thanks Karen
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:49 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: m at April 20, 2020 12:49 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 12:49 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (3KnWL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
And you have to pay for the 55 gallon drums since they no longer drum the stuff.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (Aivl/)
It was started by a bunch of stoners in San Rafael. They would meet at a certain spot and get high at 4:20 in the afternoon.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (ZLI7S)
A lot of interesting ways to get a drone out of the air, and quite a few that don't rely on firearms.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (4o2K3)
First guess from me would be, the number of "recovered" is the number of people released from the hospital after being diagnosed and showing symptoms, now showing no symptoms or virus.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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The bar for being cleared as recovered is kind of high. You have to be symptom free for two weeks and then get retested.
So, my guess is that a bunch of people are simply not getting retested, feeling better and like the illness is behind them. And, the hospitals, who are administering the tests, are putting them low on the list of priorities as they search for new cases.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMOD at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)
It is hard to get completely healthy in a hospital.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (A5zUN)
Fuck big blue.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 12:45 PM (Aivl/)
Yep, locals know who the demons are.
It's time to vote them out of office.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (Gqta/)
Posted by: brak at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (cG+eD)
Someone wrote me today saying this; this left me at a loss for words:
"They want to go back to work. Of course they do, but I don't want to get the virus. There wasn't any problem until Trump started talking about it."
Posted by: m at April 20, 2020 12:49 PM (55d/e)
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"Wow...Trump's words are magic! Maybe he'll make the virus attack Democratic metro centers next!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (jUVms)
Some stores, or all stores?
Posted by: m at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (Gqta/)
We're not voting ourselves out of this.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (7UKb1)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (QzF6i)
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THIS.
I was on FB for a while years ago. Been off 6 years. I refuse to be a part of that punk's fiefdom. And I would never join a platform like that (and Twatter) wherein they could routinely "punish" me like a child for speaking my mind. Eff them.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (+y/Ru)
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Not to piss in the punch bowl... but States are not Constitutionally allowed to create agreements like that.
Article 1 section 10 if memory serves.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (4o2K3)
+++++++++++++
If TN is any standard, it's going to lag bigly. At least TN provides methodology - CO doesn't report on it at all.
TDH defines "recovered" aspeople who
(1) have been confirmed to be asymptomatic by their local or regional health department and have completed their required isolation period or
(2) are at least 21 days beyond the first test confirming their illness.
So recovery requires sign-off an quarantine (which is two weeks) or three weeks asymptomatic. So presumably after three weeks, people who were tested positive and also not dead will start counting at around 28 days or so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (hYcqw)
It is hard to get completely healthy in a hospital.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (A5zUN)
VERY true.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
the very low reported recovery rates. Are people just going home and
getting better and not reporting it? I've seen days go by where the
infected rate climbs but no new recoveries are reported. What's the
deal?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (4o2K3)
Can't keep the panic up when they disagree with the facts. So you don't get to hear the facts. You get a subset of them, and many deliberately conflict.
This is a classic disinformation campaign designed to frighten those who are easily frightened, cowed and lead, and confuse the hell out of those who think for themselves to keep them paralyzed. These assholes aren't just inside our command and control loop, they ARE the command and control loop
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 12:52 PM (e284m)
Business are scared of 1. going under. 2. Getting sued and then going under.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:46 PM (nw6Hr)
Where one of the WOPR youngin's works, the statement was "I'm shocked by the number of people panicked about this. There is real fear."
Posted by: WOPR at April 20, 2020 12:52 PM (Cz/gV)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (jUVms)
It's inevitable. If you can't see it coming you're not paying attention.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 12:52 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at April 20, 2020 12:52 PM (edlKR)
This issue in now behind us, we are now debating capitalism might cost a few more lives, and suddenly liberals (who before openly talked about their love of euthanasia and abortion) are on the side of "life".
Posted by: Blago at April 20, 2020 12:52 PM (sjTfF)
311 >>4/20 is Hitler's birthday. Maybe that's the explanation?
It was started by a bunch of stoners in San Rafael. They would meet at a certain spot and get high at 4:20 in the afternoon.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (ZLI7S)
And if you don't think something as silly and obscure as that could possibly be the source just ask any 80s kid what you have to do to get a Nintendo game to work when it keeps glitching.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 20, 2020 12:52 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (4o2K3)
I've read that many survivors have long term organ damage. This isn't a common flu.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 12:52 PM (Gqta/)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2020 12:53 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2020 12:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2020 12:53 PM (VpIIl)
I need her to fail. I need America to celebrate the end of the lockdown, with happiness, health, and then the end of Pelosis reign in November.
Posted by: MikeM at April 20, 2020 12:53 PM (fm73e)
Article 1 section 10 if memory serves.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (nw6Hr)
Who's going to stop them?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 12:53 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 20, 2020 12:53 PM (N30JC)
The current price for May 2020 delivery is $7.86/barrel. For June 2020 delivery, it is $22.71.
BIG price difference there. The expectation for the future is that oil prices will recover substantially in just 2 months.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2020 12:53 PM (Z4rgH)
Part of the new normal for me is never eating Chinese again
Posted by: Regular joe at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (6/uwW)
You shouldn't eat Chinese anyway, sometimes they have questionable cleanliness habits. Try eating Germans.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 12:53 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 20, 2020 12:54 PM (3KnWL)
Posted by: Elcaminodesantiago at April 20, 2020 12:54 PM (uUJI/)
Posted by: brak
A barrel of oil would give ya the shits.
Posted by: JT at April 20, 2020 12:54 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 12:48 PM (H8QX
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Was it Trump, or was it Pence who initially brought in Fauci and Birx?
Regardless, he does continue enabling that asshat.
Posted by: ShainS at April 20, 2020 12:54 PM (fP7L7)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (jUVms)
Move to Cuba where you have a little more liberty.
Posted by: LOL at April 20, 2020 12:54 PM (+/ouO)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (jUVms)
Mail order.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nip at April 20, 2020 12:54 PM (Izot6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2020 12:54 PM (KZzsI)
Well it didn't hurt that the stoners were friends with a certain band that had it's roots in the Bay area and it spread throughout their fan base.
It became a term for getting high regardless of the time or place.
I'll say no more.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2020 12:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 12:55 PM (e284m)
Part of the new normal for me is never eating Chinese again
Posted by: Regular joe at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (6/uwW)
That'll show 'em.
Posted by: jwest at April 20, 2020 12:55 PM (mrrpT)
That's what I feel, and feelings aren't always reliable indicators of what's really going on.
I think it's more someone made a move just in case not doing so would result in a lost election and then everyone else bandwagoned onto it for the same reason.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 20, 2020 12:55 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2020 12:55 PM (qBia3)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (Gqta/)
We're not voting ourselves out of this.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (H8QX
100% obvious at this point.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 20, 2020 12:55 PM (+/ouO)
Posted by: Seems Legit
Find a different place to shop. Amazon brings it right to my door. Touch free.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 12:55 PM (Aivl/)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (jUVms)
Wait until night, then break in and steal what I need,
Posted by: Roy at April 20, 2020 12:55 PM (Ti+Tv)
So has anybody seen Antifa lately?
Aren't these the people who are against "fascist" oppressive government?
Posted by: YIKES! at April 20, 2020 12:55 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 20, 2020
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But Mayors can order hospitals to release the names of people with the virus.
Explain that one.
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 20, 2020 12:56 PM (T09ml)
No more stores for us. I could do it but it would be difficult.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2020 12:56 PM (jUVms)
https://tinyurl.com/y757jwpu
Posted by: Gunslinger at April 20, 2020 12:56 PM (R2gO3)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 20, 2020 12:56 PM (flINI)
If you couldn't shop (or enter a store) without a chip saying you've been vaccinated for whatever, what would you do?
Posted by: Seems Legit
Visit the state legislature with a small army to help them see the error of their totalitarian ways.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 12:56 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 20, 2020 12:56 PM (T09ml)
Anyway, thanks to SCOTUS, criminals in LA and OR who were convicted on less than unanimous verdicts will now get to have new trials, or be released, and state taxpayers will get to pay many millions of dollars for new trials of old criminal cases.
Unusual 6-3 vote, with Roberts, Kagan, and Alito dissenting.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2020 12:56 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2020 12:57 PM (KZzsI)
Article 1 section 10 if memory serves.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (nw6Hr)
Who's going to stop them?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 12:53 PM (H8QX
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Not I!
Posted by: CJ Roberts at April 20, 2020 12:57 PM (4o2K3)
reported that buying seeds was banned in Michigan, but a Michigan
attorney says that it isn't true. Does anyone have a link to the order
and the specific part of the order that actually bans the buying of
seeds?
Posted by: Cybersmythe at April 20, 2020 12:52 PM (edlKR)
I saw that and the lawyer is technically correct. If it isn't a garden center and the store is under 50K sq/ft, then if you have seeds out fine. But garden centers are closed and places like Wal-Mart had to close their garden centers. The lawyer bought his seeds at Tractor Supply. The problem is, according to gov't orders, you can't go on long drives to find the stores that have what you want. Also, it's not just seeds, but plants that are already started. So, the lawyer was being a typical lawyer and giving another excuse for hanging them first.
Posted by: WOPR at April 20, 2020 12:57 PM (Cz/gV)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (3KnWL)
Play 'Die Motherfucker Die' next.
IT's a feel good song, perk you up in the morning
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 12:57 PM (ifmtJ)
But Mayors can order hospitals to release the names of people with the virus.
Explain that one.
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 20, 2020 12:56 PM (T09ml)
The rules only apply to YOU, silly. The plebeian.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 12:49 PM (Eicbe)
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But was he standing next to anyone when he did it?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 20, 2020 12:57 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: brak
A barrel of oil would give ya the shits.
Posted by: JT
Just like the taco plate.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 12:57 PM (Aivl/)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM
Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2020 12:57 PM (ejd/p)
Part of the new normal for me is never eating Chinese again
Posted by: Regular joe at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (6/uwW)
You shouldn't eat Chinese anyway, sometimes they have questionable cleanliness habits. Try eating Germans.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 12:53 PM (e284m)
What kind of eating are y'all talking about.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 12:57 PM (Gqta/)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 20, 2020
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You wouldnt think forcing people to reveal medical test results is Hipaa kosher either...
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:57 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Yo! at April 20, 2020 12:57 PM (uZuKb)
Instead, they read it as, "less people will DIE!!! Do you want to kill people?! Stay home!!!"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 20, 2020 12:58 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2020 12:58 PM (G0vdT)
I could have been first but all that red blinded me for a minute.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 20, 2020 12:16 PM
Blinded me with Sienna!
Posted by: Thomas Dolby at April 20, 2020 12:58 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (jUVms)
++++++++++++
Black market. Any restriction like that just creates black markets.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 12:58 PM (hYcqw)
Speaking of hair cuts I got a text last week from the place I go to asking clients to not contact any of their people about getting an hair cut from them on the side because they risk losing their license or get fined by the state for doing so. Pure Soviet bullshit
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2020 12:58 PM (WuUfi)
Posted by: Guzalot at April 20, 2020 12:58 PM (Rz36l)
Can we start with that for entertainment value?
Posted by: Fritz at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: WOPR
Some did. Not all. I've been all over my Wal Mart. No section is off limits.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (Aivl/)
I doubt it. Those places didn't get where they were by having effectively intelligent, informed voters with any American mindset. Can see a few outliers being picked off here and there.
Also, think there's a decent chance of a vile racist race-baiting offensive by Dems to top even the constant background racist indoctrination of current "education" and pop culture. "Differential impact", you see. The Dems are even more desperately dependent than before on yuuuge robotic tribal loyalty from "minorities", in select markets. They've shown there is no limit to the repugnant tactics they'll use to generate turn-out with those demos.
So the actual contributing factors of individual health condition will be ignored, in favor of "systemic racism" - it's idiotic, but no more so than the usual idiotic racism myths they, and those demos, rely on in lieu of facts and reason.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: clutch at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (9UmRs)
What kind of eating are y'all talking about.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 12:57 PM (Gqta/)
Isn't this the Cannibal Bob thread?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (iQNO8)
Posted by: WOPR at April 20, 2020 12:57 PM (Cz/gV)
It's those 99% of lawyers that give the good 1% a bad name.
Posted by: jwest at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (mrrpT)
They are terrified that they will make someone come to work, who has an "underlying condition" and the Rona will kill em and they will get sued.
They can't ask about underlying conditions because HIPAA.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 20, 2020 12:48 PM (xYFRc)
Civil laws and lawyers are just another tool of the left to keep this going. It's one thing Trump needs to realize on opening up the economy. He needs to declare moratorium on any liability for businesses concerning this virus.
Posted by: Sooner at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 12:53 PM (e284m)
Not sure. What about the scheisse?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Processing Survey Topos Pantsless Since Mid-March at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (VpIIl)
The current price for May 2020 delivery is $7.86/barrel. For June 2020 delivery, it is $22.71.
BIG price difference there. The expectation for the future is that oil prices will recover substantially in just 2 months.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2020 12:53 PM (Z4rgH)
The current sharp drop in prices is traders trying to avoid having physical delivery of oil to them.
Posted by: Someguy at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (Zm+LZ)
Until the morons were overdue for a haircut. ALL DEALS ARE OFF.
muh Freeeeedumz!! Shave it BALD, Rev.
(1) We will never again have to kow and tow to Great STEM.
Go ahead, kid. Study history. Nobody will call you a snowflake no more.
(2) In a couple of weeks when you are begging to get on the Prayer List, there's a detail or two of all this name-calling you'll wear square up your ass.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (8IOEj)
Posted by: Joe, no the other one at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (QFnhZ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2020 12:43 PM (N39Ws)
You can't only have a small number, relatively speaking, of deaths and expect people to stay locked down.
Posted by: WOPR at April 20, 2020 12:47 PM (Cz/gV)
In the event Civil War 2.0 is fought over ending the lockdown, all casualties will be classified as "COVID 19 caused."
Posted by: Methos at April 20, 2020 01:00 PM (kOpft)
Yup. Baker totally biffed it on Friday with his announcement that. . . he's still thinking.
Which really stinks since my kid's private school was waiting on him lifting the state-mandated school shutdown for making their decision on resuming in-person classes.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2020 01:00 PM (bDqIh)
I will add also that everyone knows that the $1,200 and the extra $600 per week for 12 weeks (plus extending UI benefits to the end of the year) is a bribe to keep people happy.
Well.
The bribe money hasn't come yet.
Things are going to get VERY sporty VERY quickly.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 20, 2020 01:00 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (VpIIl)
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Federalism. Ain't it grand.
I mean, why should South Carolina be treating this disease the same way that New York is treating it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:00 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 20, 2020 01:00 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 01:01 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Archer at April 20, 2020 01:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 20, 2020 01:00 PM (CqE5x)
oh, and it goes back to late '60's
Posted by: JoeF. at April 20, 2020 01:01 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 01:01 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Someguy at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (Zm+LZ)
Bet that would be a violation of more than just a few HOA rules.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 20, 2020 01:01 PM (OJBBz)
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That makes sense. Perfect biological sense.
Because studies show that COVID thrives on Burpee seed merchandisers in a store over 45k sq ft.
Scientist have yet to determine why the same merchandiser in a store of less than 45k is so lethal to the virus.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM (nw6Hr)
Yeah, I think that's what is driving a lot of the decisions being made. Fear of lawsuits
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Marcus T
The blue states either give Trump full dictatorial powers, or they run their state and economy into the ground.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM (Aivl/)
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So long as Pantifa's events aren't shut down. I guess them cracking skulls doesn't constitute "health concerns" for Farcebook.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM (O+I8R)
Not sure. What about the scheisse?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Processing Survey Topos Pantsless Since Mid-March at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (x8Wzq)
Well, just like any other critter, you have to properly dress them. Difficult to do in the field, because you'll need fresh lederhosen and Tyrolean hats.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM (e284m)
Ive cut my own hair for years.
Who's laughing at the bald dudes now.. huh???
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:15 PM
I declare this "The Summer of George!"
Posted by: George Costanza at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM (Do5/p)
________
A couple of days ago, Dan Smoot's Apprentice referred to this neo-totalitarian nightmare that we're supposed to get used to permanently as a "Brave New Normal."
Posted by: ShainS at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM (hLiaa)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM (Eicbe)
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[Inhales] Ve vill make nice mitt die Kommies mitt a nonaggression pact denn turn around und invade Unkle Noe's paradise! Ha ha ha ha! Hey, don't Bogart that joint, Himmler! [Inhales] Denn ve vill tell zem ve are resettling zem in der Ost! Ha ha ha ha!
Posted by: 'Dolphy der Doper at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM (+/ouO)
________
A couple of days ago, Dan Smoot's Apprentice referred to this neo-totalitarian nightmare that we're supposed to get used to permanently as a "Brave New Normal."
Posted by: ShainS at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM (hLiaa)
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Seems like it's full of sound and fury.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 20, 2020 01:00 PM (CqE5x)
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Also known as JackStraw parties...
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (KZzsI)
Shrimp with lobster sauce.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (Gqta/)
I will add also that everyone knows that the $1,200 and the extra $600 per week for 12 weeks (plus extending UI benefits to the end of the year) is a bribe to keep people happy.
Well.
The bribe money hasn't come yet.
Things are going to get VERY sporty VERY quickly.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 20, 2020 01:00 PM (GbPPJ)
Apparently if you got a refund then you got your 1200. Of course the UI benefits don't mean dick if you're locked out of the system because the system is overwhelmed. I think my brother in law is going on five weeks waiting for his first approval.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (6/uwW)
I don't think the CCP cares one bit if you eat Kung Pao chicken and eggrolls again or not.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (HabA/)
In Pennsylvania, book publishers are essential, but software publishers are non-essential
To bad liberties aren't essential...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (xYFRc)
...they run their state and economy into the ground.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM
hold my zima...
Posted by: Obergruppenfuehrer Whitmer at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (e5/9H)
Civil laws and lawyers are just another tool of the left to keep this going. It's one thing Trump needs to realize on opening up the economy. He needs to declare moratorium on any liability for businesses concerning this virus.
Posted by: Sooner at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (Fs5vw)
Except Trump has no power to do that.
Congress could pass legislation saying no liability but the Dems are beholden to the trial lawyers.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (GbPPJ)
I was thinking about this a couple of days ago when I found out Evers extended his "non-essential" business ban for another month.
Posted by: Deathknyte at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (OeI4w)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Floridachick at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (uUJI/)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (7UKb1)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Someguy at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (Zm+LZ)
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Can you imagine.
Oil tanker pulls up to house: "okay, I got 2 million barrels. We're you want it?"
Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: artemis at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (AwPyG)
...they run their state and economy into the ground.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM
hold my zima...
Posted by: Obergruppenfuehrer Whitmer at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (e5/9H)
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It'll be interesting when companies in blue states start announcing moves to red states.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:04 PM (Gqta/)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM (+/ouO)
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Congratulations. You would get to ask DT an oil question.
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:04 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2020 01:04 PM (6SvfK)
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A vaccine. For the cold virus.
Yay Science.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 20, 2020 01:04 PM (IwDj9)
Cute and fuzzy!
https://tinyurl.com/y7p6svvt
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 01:01 PM (o2MD2)
Not clicking that. I know you're lying, and it might be fuzzy but it's NOT cute.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 01:04 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 20, 2020 01:04 PM (+/ouO)
Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2020 01:04 PM (G0vdT)
I will add also that everyone knows that the $1,200 and the extra $600 per week for 12 weeks (plus extending UI benefits to the end of the year) is a bribe to keep people happy.
Well.
The bribe money hasn't come yet.
Things are going to get VERY sporty VERY quickly.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 20, 2020 01:00 PM (GbPPJ)
Apparently if you got a refund then you got your 1200. Of course the UI benefits don't mean dick if you're locked out of the system because the system is overwhelmed. I think my brother in law is going on five weeks waiting for his first approval.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (G2zl5)
Also waiting on UI approval over here and no 1200 either.
Posted by: Someguy at April 20, 2020 01:04 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 01:04 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2020 01:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM (Eicbe)
Or: Let them watch ME eat $13 ice cream.
Posted by: m at April 20, 2020 01:04 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 20, 2020 01:04 PM (JKNZq)
That is right - ZERO.
What we are doing to ourselves is insane.
https://tinyurl.com/KinsaData
Stay turgid, Morons
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (qPMuh)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:04 PM (Gqta/)
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Two rolls of TP.
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (Eicbe)
It'll be interesting when companies in blue states start announcing moves to red states.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (LvTSG)
They'll pass laws to prevent the businesses that can't do business from moving to other states. Seriously.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Someguy at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (Zm+LZ)
If you want something that will pucker your ass so tight you couldn't pull a pin out with a tractor, try holding a futures contract when shit goes upside down.
Posted by: jwest at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (mrrpT)
BIG price difference there. The expectation for the future is that oil prices will recover substantially in just 2 months.
Some of that may be predicated on reducing production, and a drop in surpluses. Which might be wishful thinking this far out.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Charley Steiner of ESPN fame, now dead?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
It'll be interesting when companies in blue states start announcing moves to red states.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (LvTSG)
They'll pass laws to prevent the businesses that can't do business from moving to other states. Seriously.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (e284m)
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SCOTUS will rule that unconstitutional in a couple of years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (LvTSG)
I tried to always buy American before when I could. Now its essential.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (VpIIl)
Civil laws and lawyers are just another tool of the left to keep this going. It's one thing Trump needs to realize on opening up the economy. He needs to declare moratorium on any liability for businesses concerning this virus.
Posted by: Sooner at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (Fs5vw)
Yes comrade.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (Gqta/)
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Close the portal.
Posted by: Dr. Walter Bishop at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (Eicbe)
that and we're out of places to store it, tank batteries are full, plus production cuts from overseas weren't as big as needed
Posted by: brak at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (cG+eD)
Remember that kids game we used to play that you'd freeze in place and someone had to tag you?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (gQZm2)
I mean, why should South Carolina be treating this disease the same way that New York is treating it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:00 PM (LvTSG)
Not only that but why should upstate NY be treating the disease in the same way NYC is treating it? Much of the frustration in MI stems from the fact that most of the cases are in Detroit but the people in the UP have to follow the same stupid restrictions.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (HabA/)
Yup. Baker totally biffed it on Friday with his announcement that. . . he's still thinking.
Which really stinks since my kid's private school was waiting on him
lifting the state-mandated school shutdown for making their decision on
resuming in-person classes.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2020 01:00 PM (bDqIh)
Yeah, I've pretty much had it. I've been waiting to put my house on the market but I've decided it is going on in May regardless of what the state decides to do. I just cannot take this isolation much longer. If he extends the lockdown from May to June, I'm going to do everything I can to get to Florida until the house sells.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:04 PM (Gqta/)
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Two rolls of TP.
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (Eicbe)
******
Same as in town
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (flINI)
What is causing this oil cratering? Is it just lack of demand as in 95% decrease in travel?
Posted by: Floridachick at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (uUJI/)
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The Saudis and the Russians are having a "who's pump has more capacity" dick measuring contest.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (nw6Hr)
That is right - ZERO.
What we are doing to ourselves is insane.
https://tinyurl.com/KinsaData
Stay turgid, Morons
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (qPMuh)
In the last 4 weeks flu has gone from 13k new cases to about 175.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (aU4vK)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (gQZm2)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (e284m)
Correct. And we'll do nothing about it. Per usual.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: f'd at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (Tnijr)
This won't last. People won't allow it.
Hopefully, some are learning a hard lesson about the tyrannical nature of government.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:02 PM (Aivl/)
They'll just try to shame Trump into bailing them out. I think guys like Murphy and Cuomo are doing this for as long as they can get away with it because when it's over, they'll just say, "Okay give us the money we lost over YOUR shutdown."
They'll think they'll have leverage too because trump is trying to win re-election.
But they forgot about the part where their blue states aren't going for Trump anyway, so why should he help?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (CqE5x)
Well.
The bribe money hasn't come yet.
Things are going to get VERY sporty VERY quickly.
I got my bribe money already.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (gQZm2)
Statue.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Braenyard
$95 ea for a plastic 55 gallon drum. No idea about new steel.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (Aivl/)
If you've got a 30,000 gallon storage tank in your back yard, buy now. You'll make beaucou bux in a few months.
That's the problem, of course ... Every storage tank is full.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: artemis
Not me. I dont believe in this level of coincidence and I sure as heck know that China will do worse than this on purpose. This is war people and the enemy is within as well as outside. But most of you know that.
Posted by: Floridachick at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (uUJI/)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (HabA/)
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DO YOU HAVE ANY CORONA UP THERE????
NO???
WELL ITS WORKING ISNT IT!!!!!
~Governor Half Wit
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (nw6Hr)
How do we know this? Verification of long-term damage would seem to require long-term follow-up. Or is the assertion that the kind of damage at issue 100% can never be undone?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 20, 2020 01:08 PM (H5knJ)
What is causing this oil cratering? Is it just lack of demand as in 95% decrease in travel?
Posted by: Floridachick at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (uUJI/)
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The Saudis and the Russians are having a "who's pump has more capacity" dick measuring contest.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (nw6Hr)
They came to terms recently. But the change in production won't be till next month I believe.
Posted by: Someguy at April 20, 2020 01:08 PM (Zm+LZ)
left to keep this going. It's one thing Trump needs to realize on
opening up the economy. He needs to declare moratorium on any
liability for businesses concerning this virus.
Posted by: Sooner at April 20, 2020 12:59 PM (Fs5vw)
Even Glenn Reynolds over at Insty had a link to an article about how the legal profession needed to figure it out. Most commenters were, "Really, can't you see why people hate lawyers?" This is absurd.
Posted by: WOPR at April 20, 2020 01:08 PM (Cz/gV)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (jUVms)
Wait until night, then break in and steal what I need,
Posted by: Roy at April 20, 2020 12:55 PM (Ti+Tv)
And then set the place on fire before leaving because fuck this totalitarian crap.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 20, 2020 01:08 PM (j3npP)
Even here in ground zero adjacent-NJ. Our comptroller just had his car stolen.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 20, 2020 01:08 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Floridachick
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It's that plus a geopolitical pissing match with Saudi Arabia and Russia and other OPEC nations.
Fracking also unlocked enough where OPEC can't control things the way they once did.
This is silly, but I also think energy stocks are like tobacco stocks in that some places no longer want to be in that space for "moral" reasons. Like CalPERS I think has a mandate for no fossil fuel energy companies in their pension.
I got out of oil several months ago, I'm so glad I did.
Posted by: Blago at April 20, 2020 01:08 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (G2zl5)
I'd already filed my 2019 taxes and paid a very nominal amount. So I had to go to IRS.gov and fill in my details in order to have it sent to me.
In rocket surgeon news, apparently some landlord decided that what he would do was go to the IRS site and enter in all his tenants' SSNs and DOBs and check to see if they got their $1,200 (there's a where's my money portal) and then texted one of his tenants to say hey you got yours where's my rent.
Yeah, you can't do that. At all. Not in the least little bit. And there are multiple warnings that you have to click through that say you must be an authorized user.
He's gonna be in a world of hurt.
My heavens people are dumb.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 20, 2020 01:08 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
ESPN talking head: "Player so and so is listed day to day."
Charley Steiner: "Aren't we all?"
Posted by: Deep State 910 at April 20, 2020 01:08 PM (qLs5f)
If you couldn't shop (or enter a store) without a chip saying you've been vaccinated for whatever, what would you do?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2020 12:50 PM (jUVms)
Move to Cuba where you have a little more liberty.
Posted by: LOL at April 20, 2020 12:54 PM (+/ouO)
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Heh. I used to joke that electing a Democrat POTUS would inevitably lead to becoming Venezuela and toilet paper shortages.
Posted by: ShainS at April 20, 2020 01:08 PM (hLiaa)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Big crowd?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 01:09 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (nFRLh)
Sylvester can go fuck off and die!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2020 01:09 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Floridachick
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Oil is price elastic. The world normally uses 100 million bbl per day, and that is down by 30-35 million bbl. Oil will start to go back up when usage eats all the stored oil, and demand is back up to over 90 million per day.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 20, 2020 01:09 PM (Hcsoi)
My heavens people are dumb.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 20, 2020 01:08 PM (GbPPJ)
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How close is he to his representative?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:09 PM (LvTSG)
well we are sure learning the hard way in PA
Czar Wolf just announced an extension of shelter in place to May 8, in response to the protests
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 20, 2020 01:09 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: f'd at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (Tnijr)
All the storage tank farms are full. Now they're filling all the railway tank cars in 100 car unit trains and parking them wherever there's a side rail available.
Posted by: jwest at April 20, 2020 01:09 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: f'd at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (Tnijr)
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I read over at IBD that with the expiring May contracts tomorrow there is a small chance that May contracts may go negative so people don't have to take delivery.
Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2020 01:09 PM (G0vdT)
Most of it will be gone very soon.
There will be no "civil war".
As predicted here from day one, "blue" areas will not be able to keep their economies hobbled as things relax.
And, if only Comrade Stalin knew.
That about covers it.
Not as fun, but all correct.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2020 01:09 PM (El6T/)
No chants of 'my body, my choice?' Shocker.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (oVJmc)
NO???
WELL ITS WORKING ISNT IT!!!!!
~Governor Half Wit
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (nw6Hr)
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I have to say as a Michigander, you are doing a crack job of keeping elephants away as well!
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (e284m)
They can't do that.
No authority.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (Gqta/)
that is untenable.
people are going to die here
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (j9HX3)
Article 1 section 10 if memory serves.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 12:51 PM (nw6Hr)
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The Constitution? Is that thing still around?
Posted by: BluesFish at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (WQZ1O)
Protests against Trump, and in-favor of gun confiscation and abortion up to 3 days after birth: Totally grass-root efforts, by concerned, well-informed citizens.
Protests against any Democratic-pushed poilcy and in-favor of Trump: Totally organized, advertized, and funded by shadowy White Supremacist groups and the NRA, and the participants are all un-informed tools.
Posted by: Gref at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (AMIL/)
Remember that kids game we used to play that you'd freeze in place and someone had to tag you?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (gQZm2)
Statue.
Posted by: Jordan61
Heh.
So it's just like "funnel cake" and "fried dough."
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (gQZm2)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (Eicbe)
EmillySwaven@EmillySwaven
Yes. The K-word is stronger than the n-word, at least currently. Misogyny and patriarchy has been around longer than slavery. Just don't use either, ok?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2020 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (e284m)
They can't do that.
No authority.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (Gqta/)
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*cough*Medicare.*cough*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:11 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: jwest at April 20, 2020 01:09 PM (mrrpT)
Pretty soon they'll be inviting people to bring down a can and they'll fill it up....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 20, 2020 01:11 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (H8QX
Don't go by me, I'm in Texas and we're mostly on the outside of this zoo, looking in. That includes the blue stupid city islands in Texas from the Clinton Archipelago 2016 map.
I expect those asshats will mostly get Cloward Pivened back into normality by June.
But I can tell you in the true spirit of State Regiments from prior to the Civil War, I ain't marching to New York to help 'free them' from their chosen masters.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:11 PM (e284m)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (WQZ1O)
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When the screws aren't looking I can slip you one. That'll be two packs of smokes.
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:11 PM (Eicbe)
EmillySwaven@EmillySwaven
Yes. The K-word is stronger than the n-word, at least currently. Misogyny and patriarchy has been around longer than slavery. Just don't use either, ok?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2020 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)
OK. We'll just start using Emily instead.
You've earned it.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: f'd at April 20, 2020 01:12 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2020 01:12 PM (El6T/)
So it's just like "funnel cake" and "fried dough."
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (gQZm2)
Apparently.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 01:12 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (gQZm2)
Marco Polo?
Posted by: m at April 20, 2020 01:12 PM (55d/e)
I tried to always buy American before when I could. Now its essential.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (VpIIl)
That's going to be difficult, but I am going to try to do it. It might not always be possible to find "Made in America" but if it's not at least shoot for something not made in China.
That's more important than boycotting Chinese food. I remember the owner of a French restaurant who was worried back in 2003 when conservatives were very pissed at France and boycotting French restaurants. He said, "Do you realize 95 percent of the food we serve comes from right here in the States?"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 20, 2020 01:12 PM (HabA/)
They can't do that.
No authority.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (Gqta/)
Oh, I meant in the states businesses are trying to leave
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:12 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2020 01:12 PM (Boy/L)
Yeah, I don't need a fucking expert to tell me 2+2 = 4 and 2+ 2 doesn't equal 5.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 20, 2020 01:13 PM (vPKfA)
No chants of 'my body, my choice?' Shocker.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (oVJmc)
But there will be a meeting conducted by the unseen hand with the mayor as guest of honor.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:13 PM (Gqta/)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2020 12:56
WTF?
Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2020 01:13 PM (nvc6v)
Yes. The K-word is stronger than the n-word, at least currently. Misogyny and patriarchy has been around longer than slavery. Just don't use either, ok?
Piss off.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2020 01:13 PM (Boy/L)
Remember when the experts said we going to run out of oil by the 90s?
Posted by: f'd at April 20, 2020 01:12 PM (Tnijr)..
________
PEAK OIL!!!!
...we were all suppose to freeze in the coming ace age, brought on by acid rain, the hole in the ozone and the fur of baby seals.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:13 PM (nw6Hr)
well we are sure learning the hard way in PA
Czar Wolf just announced an extension of shelter in place to May 8, in response to the protests
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked
I want to see one of those governors run it out untl June when the rest of the country opens up first of May.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Aivl/)
If we assume that this whole deal is about punishment and leftist wish lists, I wonder whether some of this is aimed at US based frackers.
Then that would raise questions about coordination.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2020 01:14 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Gqta/)
obscure as that could possibly be the source just ask any 80s kid what
you have to do to get a Nintendo game to work when it keeps glitching.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 20, 2020 12:52 PM (G2zl5)
I had friends that would blow on the frigging cartridge, as if that would work.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2020 01:14 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (gQZm2)
Statue.
Posted by: Jordan61
Heh.
So it's just like "funnel cake" and "fried dough."
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (gQZm2)
Slug Bug vs. Punch Buggy
Soda cracker vs. saltine
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Processing Survey Topos Pantsless Since Mid-March at April 20, 2020 01:14 PM (x8Wzq)
EmillySwaven@EmillySwaven
Yes. The K-word is stronger than the n-word, at least currently. Misogyny and patriarchy has been around longer than slavery. Just don't use either, ok?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2020 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Can't wait to hear the response to this cuunt from the "black community."
Should be good.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: f'd at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (Tnijr)
All the storage tank farms are full. Now they're filling all the railway tank cars in 100 car unit trains and parking them wherever there's a side rail available.
Posted by: jwest at April 20, 2020 01:09 PM (mrrpT)
About 5 miles from me they are adding 6 new tanks fro the national reserve.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2020 01:14 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 20, 2020 01:11 PM (CqE5x)
Not far from the truth.
A lot of the contracts between all the players have "SHALL take delivery" clauses. You're fucked if you don't have a place to put it. People with open capacity are going to clean up.
Posted by: jwest at April 20, 2020 01:14 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2020 01:15 PM (G0vdT)
mr daytrader in his basement, "sir, we're here with your 20K barrels of crude, would you like us to fill up the basement first?"
ha ... I wonder how it would work ... someone would get it for free I guess?
Posted by: illiniwek at April 20, 2020 01:15 PM (Cus5s)
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That's the basic argument for continuing the shutdown
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 20, 2020 01:15 PM (vPKfA)
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I thought that was supposed to be between a patient and her doctor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2020 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Eicbe)
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Karen.
I had to think about it for a couple of minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:15 PM (LvTSG)
Yes. The K-word is stronger than the n-word, at least currently. Misogyny and patriarchy has been around longer than slavery. Just don't use either, ok?
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I'm a woman. The K-word is apropos and we all know what attributes are attached to it. What Emilly doesn't like is the mirror turned toward her, so she pulls out her misogyny and patriarchy arrows from her quiver.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 20, 2020 01:15 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 20, 2020 01:15 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2020 01:15 PM (JFO2v)
So it's just like "funnel cake" and "fried dough."
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (gQZm2)
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I don't remember being able to eat the people you tag.
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:15 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Processing Survey Topos Pantsless Since Mid-March at April 20, 2020 01:15 PM (x8Wzq)
States do not have the authority to stop a business from moving to another state or expanding to another state.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Gqta/)
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Here... hold my Corona.
~Gov HAlf Wit
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (o2MD2)
EmillySwaven@EmillySwaven
Yes. The K-word is stronger than the n-word, at least currently. Misogyny and patriarchy has been around longer than slavery. Just don't use either, ok?
Don't call Karen Karen!!!
No one's referring to all women this way. Only the bossy bitches.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2020 01:04 PM (6SvfK)
The age of the printed flyer will be making a comeback.
Posted by: Sooner at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Eicbe)
Karen. Please use it as much as possible. I'm going to.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (Ez6QX)
Red Rover?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (xYFRc)
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (j9HX3)
More, they're basing our guidance and orders on what's going on in spectacularly tiny metropolitan centers of wealth and influence. Population density does not make a place universally representative. The best plan to address a virus will depend on cultural and demographic factors that are not uniform across all US or global communities. (Nevermind all the economic and societal variables excluded from their hide-at-any-cost plan.)
Don't you dare say it, though. If you don't enthusiastically wear the one-size-fits-all mumu, the megaphones of those metropolitan centers will pillory your good name. Genuflect, you ignorant disease vector!
Posted by: Late to the party at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (7CyhL)
Plus I was just told by my fucking so called bank manager that my PPP application was late (compliments of their stalling and lack of information tactics) so they didnt assign me an SBA#. So now have to hurry up and wait till they open the shit again to reapply. And guess what? I have to depend on this same fucking bank to tell me when the shit portal is open. Meanwhile my fucking mayor doesn't have the cojones to make a decision as to when or if he is going to open businesses back up. I am giving them till Wednesday before I have to furlough my employees.
Posted by: Floridachick at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (uUJI/)
Not comparable to the n-word. Not even close. Fredo isn't either. Not even close.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
I had to think about it for a couple of minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:15 PM (LvTSG)
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Really???!!!
Oh how quickly these assholes create taboo words!
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 20, 2020 01:03 PM (G2zl5)
Someone in an earlier thread shared a story about getting through to some bureaucrat's office. You know the "Press 1 for English, Press 2 for Espanol" garbage. Well, after trying for a number of days in a row, he pressed "2" and guess what? Yeah.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (8HBLI)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (xYFRc)
Yes. The K-word is stronger than the n-word, at least currently. Misogyny and patriarchy has been around longer than slavery. Just don't use either, ok?
Piss off.
Posted by: Circa
While squatting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2020 01:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Yes. The K-word is stronger than the n-word, at least currently. Misogyny and patriarchy has been around longer than slavery. Just don't use either, ok?
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STOP TELLING EVERYBODY WHAT TO DO, KAREN!!!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:17 PM (nw6Hr)
Charley Steiner: "Aren't we all?"
Look up his complete loss of control on YouTube after watching Carl Lewis "sing" the national anthem.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: brak at April 20, 2020 01:17 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:11 PM (Eicbe)
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Phil Murphy is rolling doobers with paper torn from the Constitution.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 20, 2020 01:17 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:17 PM (gQZm2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 12:40 PM (WI7YS)
Fen,
Was your sock any relation to Sarah Tall and Plain?
Posted by: browndog at April 20, 2020 01:17 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2020 01:17 PM (PHXDf)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (Eicbe)
No one's referring to all women this way. Only the bossy bitches.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (oVJmc)
Oh, that's what it means. I've been trying to figure out how she misspelled a four letter word rhyming with punt.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (OJBBz)
Look around your house, there is very little that is not manufactured in China.
The first step is to bring back critical pharmaceuticals and PPE.
Bringing back electronics and batteries is going to require a metric f*ton of OSHA and environmental regulations and tort laws being shit canned.
This is not as simple and clear cut as we might have believed it to be.
It took forty years to be sold down the river it's going to take forty years and whole lot of ass kicking to get us out of this mess.
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (mv+Oj)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:17 PM (nw6Hr)
LOL, somebody PLEASE post this as a response!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (Ez6QX)
But I can tell you in the true spirit of State Regiments from prior to the Civil War, I ain't marching to New York to help 'free them' from their chosen masters.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:11 PM (e284m)
If there's ever another Civil War, readmitted states should be reduced to territory status, given a Congressionally-appointed governor to unfuck their education systems and municipal governments, and ultimately broken up into smaller units along logical regional / ideological lines (if a large state) or parted out to neighboring states (if a small one) in order to prevent it from ever happening again.
(For instance, Massachusettes, Connecticut, and Rhode Island might get merged, Upstate New York might get its own government, NYC might get rolled into New Jersey just to troll them, etc.)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (O4K4J)
Posted by: m at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (55d/e)
Jay Inslee wanting to ignore Fed Immingration Laws, and do away with ICE= ?
Remembering when that Tacoma ICE facility was firebombed? Good times eh, Jay?
Posted by: Rex B at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (lEU8g)
Yes. The K-word is stronger than the n-word, at least currently. Misogyny and patriarchy has been around longer than slavery. Just don't use either, ok?
Piss off.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2020 01:13 PM (Boy/L)
Fuck off Karen
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (xYFRc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (Boy/L)
So "karen" is the new "learn to code." at least currently.
"Yes. The K-word is stronger than the n-word, at least currently."
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (gQZm2)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:17 PM (nw6Hr)
LOL, somebody PLEASE post this as a response!
I should make a macro for this and just post it over and over on every one of my family and friends' posts on FB
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (j9HX3)
Look up his complete loss of control on YouTube after watching Carl Lewis "sing" the national anthem.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Boy/L)
There wasn't much better than when he would start laughing uncontrollably and couldn't stop.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Yes. The K-word is stronger than the n-word, at least currently. Misogyny and patriarchy has been around longer than slavery. Just don't use either, ok?
Post a pic of your tits Karen !
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 01:19 PM (o2MD2)
States do not have the authority to stop a business from moving to another state or expanding to another state.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Gqta/)
Silly - look at the things they're doing right now that they don't actually have the authority to do. That's the beauty of being 'authority'. You can claim you have the authority to do anything you want until some higher authority comes and sits on your chest and beats the living snot out of you.
G*d might have granted us all these rights, but 'He' leaves their protection up to us and places like New York and California don't much give a crap what we think they have the 'authority' to do or not do.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:19 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Floridachick at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (uUJI/)
Did you apply for the emergency loan too or just the PPP?
Posted by: jwest at April 20, 2020 01:19 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (Eicbe)
This is a cell phone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2020 01:19 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:19 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 20, 2020 01:19 PM (ifmtJ)
that, sure, or just give that poor harridan the D, please, someone!
anyone?!
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 20, 2020 01:19 PM (j9HX3)
Not comparable to the n-word. Not even close. Fredo isn't either. Not even close.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Actually, the person I think of is Gladys Kravitz. Now there was a Karen.
"Abner, Abner, the Stevens have 7 people in the backyard and they're not social distancing!!!"
But only boomers will get that reference. Hence "Karen."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 20, 2020 01:19 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 20, 2020 01:20 PM (xYFRc)
So what the heck is a vaccine going to do in this case?
Posted by: Floridachick at April 20, 2020 01:20 PM (uUJI/)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 20, 2020 01:20 PM (O+I8R)
Post a pic of your tits Karen !
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 20, 2020 01:18 PM (2DOZq)
THAT needs to be in her feed STAT.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DaveM at April 20, 2020 01:20 PM (WWC3Y)
I'm about 30 minutes from Cushing. maybe I'll go pick up $20 worth
Posted by: Priapism at April 20, 2020 01:21 PM (2cfUo)
F-word denigrates Chris Cuomo because he's not smart, like Fredo.
K-word denigrates people who *act* a certain way!
Geez, Karen!
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:21 PM (Eicbe)
Yes. The K-word is stronger than the n-word, at least currently. Misogyny and patriarchy has been around longer than slavery. Just don't use either, ok?
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STOP TELLING EVERYBODY WHAT TO DO, KAREN!!!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:17 PM (nw6Hr)
Karens don't like to be confronted with their Karen-ness.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2020 01:21 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:21 PM (Aivl/)
Posted by: x at April 20, 2020 01:21 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2020 01:22 PM (oVJmc)
anyone?!
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 20, 2020 01:19 PM (j9HX3)
Can she at least buy me dinner?
At least a donut?
Momma could get me a pair of clippers at least.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2020 01:22 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 20, 2020 01:16 PM (o2MD2)
Remington, been in upstate NY for ever. It supported the town and big revenue to the state.
Govt. tried so hard to throw them out (for years) finally spooked them to GA. Buh Bye.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Gqta/)
Time for them to go.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2020 01:22 PM (oVJmc)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2020 01:22 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DaveM at April 20, 2020 01:20 PM (WWC3Y)
I'd lick mystery girl from the last thread, but most of you?
Not a chance.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at April 20, 2020 01:23 PM (O4K4J)
Just f'ing end it!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 20, 2020 01:23 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Fortcoins at April 20, 2020 12:16 PM (JbL9Q)
Thanks for the Rush reference
Posted by: doof2112 at April 20, 2020 01:23 PM (mZUr4)
Time for them to go.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2020 01:22 PM (oVJmc)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2020 01:22 PM (A5zUN)
The world's Karen's hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Yes. The K-word is stronger than the n-word, at least currently. Misogyny and patriarchy has been around longer than slavery. Just don't use either, ok?
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STOP TELLING EVERYBODY WHAT TO DO, KAREN!!!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:17 PM (nw6Hr)
Karens don't like to be confronted with their Karen-ness.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2020 01:21 PM (y7DUB)
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Karen-oia.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:23 PM (nw6Hr)
I tried to always buy American before when I could. Now its essential.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (VpIIl)
That's going to be difficult, but I am going to try to do it. It
might not always be possible to find "Made in America" but if it's not
at least shoot for something not made in China. "
At least stop buying useless junk and only buy China if you can't get anything else. Take a walk through Hobby Lobby and pick up 100 of those wall hangings, porcelain figures, American flag plates etc.... At least 80% Made In China and all non-essential. (Of course the same holds true at all the other stores but I actually did that right before the shutdown.)
Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2020 01:23 PM (MxEKc)
Just f'ing end it!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 20, 2020 01:23 PM (QzF6i)
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Well, are you voting Democrat yet?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:23 PM (LvTSG)
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Except Gladys Kravitz made me laugh. (I can still see her looking out her front window as Sam appear with Ben Franklin or something, only to have Abner get dragged to the window to see nothing.)
Karens...they need a good, hard verbal smackdown. They don't make me laugh.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 20, 2020 01:23 PM (O+I8R)
'Member when all of the uppity bitch neighbors in half of America got put into kennels and any attempt to escape was a felony crime punishable outside the bounds of the US Constitution that governs everyone else?
See, that's why the k-word is even worse than the n-word, right there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2020 01:23 PM (hDNne)
Karen never butt in your business.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2020 01:23 PM (gd9RK)
I want to see what these twerps are doing in, say, September when flu season starts up again,
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:23 PM (e284m)
I'd like to get a fucking haircut.
When I get around to a haircut, I'm hoping it's long enough that it can be a mullet.
Posted by: Paladin at April 20, 2020 01:24 PM (quX0S)
Come May 1, producers can require you to take delivery at Cushing, OK of 1,000 barrels of crude at the stated contract price of (currently) $5.17 per barrel.
So you're gonna need a few tankers and a 42,000 gallon storage tank in your back yard to take advantage of this price.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2020 01:24 PM (Z4rgH)
Govt. tried so hard to throw them out (for years) finally spooked them to GA. Buh Bye.
Posted by: Braenyard
Could be why NYS has a $1.6 billion dollar hole in their state budget.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:24 PM (Aivl/)
I'd like to get a fucking haircut.
When I get around to a haircut, I'm hoping it's long enough that it can be a mullet.
Posted by: Paladin at April 20, 2020 01:24 PM (quX0S)
"I smell a comeback!!!"
- - Flowbee
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2020 01:24 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2020 01:24 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (gQZm2)
Statue.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (Ez6QX)
Gesundheit.
Posted by: m at April 20, 2020 01:24 PM (55d/e)
Did you apply for the emergency loan too or just the PPP
Jwest,
I applied for both. No answer so far from the emergency loan and applied for that one early. I go back and forth between just throwing in the towel, and fighting to keep my business open come hell or high water just because I know the shits hate small businesses.
Posted by: Floridachick at April 20, 2020 01:24 PM (uUJI/)
Could happen if the evil Chinese invent a virus that makes you believe you're a Golden Retriever.
Good news: We'll all become much nicer and more fun and we'll all get a lot of exercise since we'll be running through fields chasing squirrels.
Bad news: We'll be sniffing each others butts, will hate taking baths, and we'll have a powerful urge to eat cat poop.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 20, 2020 01:24 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 20, 2020 01:24 PM (xYFRc)
I want to see what these twerps are doing in, say, September when flu season starts up again,
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:23 PM (e284m)
Tangentially, I noticed that the other day (Saturay?) when I went to the store. Around half the store workers were wearing masks and the others weren't. And it was not broken down by age.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2020 01:25 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:25 PM (Eicbe)
https://t.co/91N3mhk2aO
Facebook Is Cracking Down on Users Organizing Anti-Lockdown Protests
https://t.co/ZWPiDCY5BV
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at April 20, 2020 01:25 PM (FBrfY)
Or, Trump tells a Dem Gov "thou shalt open" and Dem Gov replies "you can't make me." Then what?
Is there a Hawaiian judge in the house?
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at April 20, 2020 01:25 PM (9X60i)
remove the added cost and add 25 cents to non-ethanol blend premium and watch the money pour in
Posted by: DanMan at April 20, 2020 01:26 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:26 PM (Eicbe)
I tried to always buy American before when I could. Now its essential.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (VpIIl)
China makes absolute garbage. Anytime a customer brings in an aftermarket harley part from china it is total 5th world garbage from Hut 43, and I'll refuse to use it no matter how the customer screams. The crap is a definite engine killer, and there are way better options. You just can't imagine how they can fuck up a simple part with unmatched crudeness.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2020 01:26 PM (9Om/r)
"Abner, Abner, the Stevens have 7 people in the backyard and they're not social distancing!!!"
But only boomers will get that reference. Hence "Karen."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 20, 2020 01:19 PM (HabA/)
Very true. Gladys was the OG Karen. The Ur-Karen.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 20, 2020 01:26 PM (j3npP)
--So what the heck is a vaccine going to do in this case?"
The Gates miracle vaccine gave people polio, in India ... maybe in Africa also. His big thing is population control ... seems there are less cruel ways to destroy people, than to vaccinate/sicken/control them.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 20, 2020 01:26 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Dr. Henry Jones, Sr. at April 20, 2020 01:26 PM (O2PCU)
477 435I think it's a little disheartening that after what's gone on for 3 1/2 years, back-to-back-to-back, that there are still people here who don't think this was a coordinated op from the start.I guess we will find out
Posted by: artemis
Not me. I dont believe in this level of coincidence and I sure as heck know that China will do worse than this on purpose. This is war people and the enemy is within as well as outside. But most of you know that.
Posted by: Floridachick at April 20, 2020 01:07 PM (uUJI/)
We'll never know. But I do lean more to Artemis' opinion. All of this was greased in way too easily.
Posted by: Sooner at April 20, 2020 01:26 PM (Fs5vw)
469 They'll pass laws to prevent the businesses that can't do business from moving to other states. Seriously.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (e284m)
They can't do that.
No authority.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:10 PM (Gqta/)
__________
They have no authority to destroy their economies, businesses, and citizens while ordering people to shelter in place ... and yet ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 20, 2020 01:26 PM (hLiaa)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 20, 2020 01:11 PM (CqE5x)
Not far from the truth.
A lot of the contracts between all the players have "SHALL take
delivery" clauses. You're fucked if you don't have a place to put it.
People with open capacity are going to clean up.
Posted by: jwest at April 20, 2020 01:14 PM (mrrpT)
Do you have a plan for storing oil next to unused ventilators yet?
Posted by: Methos at April 20, 2020 01:26 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: fixerupper
Karenoid.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 20, 2020 01:24 PM (xYFRc)
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KARE-NOIA THEY DESTROY YA!!!
~The Kinks
*eh.... the could be worse earworms.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:26 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:23 PM (nw6Hr)
Excellent term.
Welp, Israel formed a unity government. That's good news, right?
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2020 01:27 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Karen at April 20, 2020 01:27 PM (l3+k2)
........
Too bad for them we're still armed.
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2020 01:27 PM (v0R5T)
Or, Trump tells a Dem Gov "thou shalt open" and Dem Gov replies "you can't make me." Then what?
Is there a Hawaiian judge in the house?
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at April 20, 2020 01:25 PM (9X60i)
Trump can advise them to open along with the other states.
If they choose not to take that advise, that's on them. They're the ones that will be openly fucking their constituents in the ass, hard.
Hopefully, the voting public is paying attention.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
https://t.co/91N3mhk2aO
Why? Are Democrat governors stubborn children?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 20, 2020 01:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
Insubordination. Think about that.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 20, 2020 01:27 PM (jWe5r)
(Saturay?) when I went to the store. Around half the store workers were
wearing masks and the others weren't. And it was not broken down by age.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2020 01:25 PM (A5zUN)
Same thing I'm seeing. I get it if people want to wear a mask and if it makes them feel safer (it's magic! ya know).
But when they insist I be forced to participate in their dead cat whirling dancing widdershins mumbling magic bullshit prevention practices I draw the line.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:28 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Karen at April 20, 2020 01:27 PM (l3+k2)
With a lead pipe. In the study.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)
NEW: Facebook removes anti-quarantine events promoted on the platform in California, Nebraska and New Jersey, after consultation with state governments that say the events violate their respective stay-at-home orders.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2020 01:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: SMOD at April 20, 2020 01:28 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 20, 2020 01:28 PM (u6xw0)
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Wut.
Jay is head of the HR department??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:28 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 20, 2020 01:28 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2020 01:28 PM (El6T/)
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I tried to always buy American before when I could. Now its essential.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2020 01:05 PM (VpIIl)
Looking forward to purchasing items make in Taiwan, Indonesia, Philippines, India.
England needs to dump the unions before their quality is worth the money.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:29 PM (Gqta/)
https://t.co/ZWPiDCY5BV
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at April 20, 2020 01:25 PM (FBrfY)
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Just what everybody gets on social networks for.
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:29 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:29 PM (e284m)
https://t.co/91N3mhk2aO
...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at April 20, 2020 01:25 PM (FBrfY)
++++++++++++++
Just when did that become Fauci's call? He's an adviser, not a dictator. And even then, only federally.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 01:29 PM (hYcqw)
Um, wut? I'm pretty sure both are older than written history. How do you know which came first?
Slavery has been around as long as "we're stronger and more numerous than that group over the hill, let's go force them to work for us" has been around.
Misogyny has been around as long as "I can't believe she rejected me, that ****. **** her anyways!"
Which came first? Who the hell knows?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 20, 2020 01:29 PM (YYlyE)
........
I hacked mine last week with some old scissors, now I look like a Chernobyl victim.
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2020 01:29 PM (v0R5T)
Insubordination. Think about that.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick
yep. that's my govnah, right there.
righteo
first in , last out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 01:29 PM (d7Ww2)
couldn't Trump rescind the Emergency Declaration? that is how Tsar Wolf got his "special powers" - our state constitution needs to be back in power here - he would be quickly stopped he is breaking the state constitution! but he CAN b/c of the federal emergency status
ALSO - Trump has to make it SUPER CLEAR that no states are getting bailed out. THAT will also stop Asshat Wolf. any bailout and he'll just keep the punishment going
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 20, 2020 01:30 PM (j9HX3)
https://t.co/ZWPiDCY5BV
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at April 20, 2020 01:25 PM (FBrfY)
+++++++++++
Sounds a lot like a publisher to me.
Also, the irony of a social network cracking down on ... socializing is something to behold.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 01:30 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: ShainS at April 20, 2020 01:26 PM (hLiaa)
Quarantine, they do have the authority.
They've done it before and they will do it again.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:30 PM (Gqta/)
Posted by: Sooner at April 20, 2020 01:26 PM (Fs5vw)
I think it was just a toxic stew of opportunists and opportunity.
The Democrats have been looking for any excuse they can to clamp things down and hurt Trump, and this virus came along at a time when everything else had failed. A little Gell-Mann Amnesia sets in, and people are back to trusting "the experts" and their pronouncements of doom.
China, for its part, was also opportunistic. They had a deadly virus escape from one of their labs via their own incompetence. If they threw themselves on the grenade and shut down air travel from Wuhan in a timely fashion, they would have contained the economic damage within China, caused their dependencies to question their dependence, and ensured they never become an economic superpower.
By keeping air travel open so millions of people could spread the virus far and wide, they ensured that the economic damage would hit everywhere, and they wouldn't fall behind.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at April 20, 2020 01:30 PM (O4K4J)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:29 PM (e284m)
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But hey, if you're the type that can stand the risk of hookup apps, not everybody can. It's up to your risk tolerance.
Going outside is not. Just fluid exchange between strangers.
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:30 PM (Eicbe)
Kind of an interesting view for a guy who's elected by people he now views as his subordinates.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:30 PM (e284m)
Time for them to go.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2020 01:22 PM (oVJmc)
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Anyone vested in facebook isnt interested in their Constitutional rights.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 20, 2020 01:30 PM (WQZ1O)
I swear Nurse if feels like Pennsy was right behind you
it was a total shocker when Wolf said we had to stay in our homes. it STILL hasn't sunk in!
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 20, 2020 01:31 PM (j9HX3)
Insurrection, not insubordination.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:31 PM (gQZm2)
Then we'd know who are the states in the new confederacy...
Posted by: Archer at April 20, 2020 01:31 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: illiniwek
Fuck him. He couldn't even keep Windows virus free.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:32 PM (Aivl/)
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If only there was a place to go buy some barrels a la carte.
I'd go pick up a few.
Posted by: SH at April 20, 2020 01:32 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2020 01:32 PM (MxEKc)
They've done it before and they will do it again.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:30 PM (Gqta/)
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Its..... 2022 and springtime.
You know what THAT means right people????
You guessed it.!!!!! HAYFEVER!!!!!!
Everybody BACK TO INSIDE and wait for the all clear order!!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:32 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: The Bear at April 20, 2020 01:32 PM (Eicbe)
Because I don't know how to work email, or attach photos. Which has only been a thing for 25 years.
Not watching any TV since the outset of this, and never having seen Farcebook since it was created, it's interesting to watch all the drama and angst apparently based on those platforms. Interesting as in head-shaking and pathetic.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2020 01:32 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (gQZm2)
Marco Polo?
Posted by: m at April 20, 2020 01:12 PM (55d/e)
Naw...it was just called 'freeze tag" in NE Ohio.
Posted by: browndog at April 20, 2020 01:32 PM (gD6Ka)
They've done it before and they will do it again.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:30 PM (Gqta/)
There's quarantine - which traditionally has been meant to isolate a subset of individuals from the general population. It's not quarantine when you lock the entire population up, it's martial law.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:32 PM (e284m)
I love how feminists and gay activists are CONSTANTLY invoking the single worst institution in American history to justify their activism. The one that caused our bloodiest war and permanently poisoned race relations and hampered our public policy even after it was eliminated.
These fucking idiots actually seem to think it's somehow comparable to their putative travails. And they don't understand why everyone else - black, white, everyone - is all "WTF, guys? Maybe you wanna dial that down a little."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2020 01:32 PM (hDNne)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 20, 2020 01:29 PM (YYlyE)
Same day, same idea; different circumstance.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:33 PM (Gqta/)
But, 80 new cases.
Strengthening the economy won't save lives. Saving lives will strengthen the economy.
Glad I don't live in Dallas County.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
The "let them eat cake" crowd doesn't like being disobeyed
........
Too bad for them we're still armed.
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2020 01:27 PM (v0R5T)
Be careful using the word "still". That implies that our "overlords" can do something about that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2020 01:33 PM (N39Ws)
ALSO - Trump has to make it SUPER CLEAR that no states are getting bailed out. THAT will also stop Asshat Wolf. any bailout and he'll just keep the punishment going
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked
_____________
Definitely, every mismanaged state and their pension is looking for a bailout after this, once they know they won't get one, suddenly bureaucrat jobs are on the line and America reopens.
Biden will give every state government a multi trillion dollar bailout that has noting to do with Corona if he's elected.
Posted by: Blago at April 20, 2020 01:33 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:33 PM (gQZm2)
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Eicbe)
Axeman I watched The Gentlemen last night. Enjoyed it very much. Great performances by everyone.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 20, 2020 01:33 PM (2DOZq)
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If only there was a place to go buy some barrels a la carte.
I'd go pick up a few.
Posted by: SH at April 20, 2020 01:32 PM (sX1BW)
How to make an oil refinery out parts found in your typical garage....
Posted by: Archer at April 20, 2020 01:33 PM (gmo/4)
I love how feminists and gay activists are CONSTANTLY invoking the single worst institution in American history to justify their activism. The one that caused our bloodiest war and permanently poisoned race relations and hampered our public policy even after it was eliminated.
These fucking idiots actually seem to think it's somehow comparable to their putative travails. And they don't understand why everyone else - black, white, everyone - is all "WTF, guys? Maybe you wanna dial that down a little."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2020 01:32 PM (hDNne)
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If they're not oppressed, then what's so important about their bleating on Twitter?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
couldn't Trump rescind the Emergency Declaration? that is how Tsar Wolf got his "special powers" - our state constitution needs to be back in power here - he would be quickly stopped he is breaking the state constitution! but he CAN b/c of the federal emergency status
ALSO - Trump has to make it SUPER CLEAR that no states are getting bailed out. THAT will also stop Asshat Wolf. any bailout and he'll just keep the punishment going
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 20, 2020 01:30 PM (j9HX3)
State tax revenues are generated in states. Keeping a state shut only drains the coffers. They will have to reopen. Plus, when blue staters see others back to work and making money as their bank accounts drain, that tends to piss one off, regardless of party.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (gQZm2)
Marco Polo?
Posted by: m at April 20, 2020 01:12 PM (55d/e)
Anti-Vaxers play Marco Polio.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:32 PM (e284m)
You should take that up with you governor and mayor.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (Gqta/)
Then we'd know who are the states in the new confederacy...
Posted by: Archer at April 20, 2020 01:31 PM (gmo/4)
Let me guess the new Confederacy is going to look a lot like the Presidential election map for 2016.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (e284m)
Holy shit. Who the fuck orders 145 items at one time?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (Aivl/)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:33 PM (gQZm2)
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Its VERY hard on the horses.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
++++++++++++++
Even if they are, it isn't.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Floridachick at April 20, 2020 01:24 PM (uUJI/)
I applied on the first day for the emergency loan for my main business. Complicated form, needed to download tax returns and fill out a personal financial statement. About a week later, I get an email that says go back the to the SBA website and fill out the new one-page form.
As soon as that was sent, I got an "application submitted" form with the application number.
About a week after that I received a deposit in my bank account for the advance/grant, but only $1000 per employee.
Then, yesterday (on Sunday, no less) I received an email that said my loan had been approved. I never applied for any amount, but they said I would receive $131,000. I had to click on the button that I approved of the terms (3.75%, 30 years, no payment for a year). Now I'm waiting on the (electronic signature) close.
I have two other applications in for substantially larger businesses. When I called the SBA on Sunday 1-800-659-2955 , I waited on hold for two hours and finally got some foreigner who check the application numbers. He said that everything was in order and that they were in process.
Hoping for a total of about $850,000 after Wednesday.
Posted by: jwest at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (mrrpT)
Definitely, every mismanaged state and their pension is looking for a bailout after this, once they know they won't get one, suddenly bureaucrat jobs are on the line and America reopens.
Biden will give every state government a multi trillion dollar bailout that has noting to do with Corona if he's elected.
Posted by: Blago at April 20, 2020 01:33 PM (sjTfF)
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"I am happy to bail out the little guy who had no say in the shut down of his business. I have little interest in propping up the state's with bloated budgets who can't manage a few months of shutdown they themselves manufactured."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (LvTSG)
You should take that up with you governor and mayor.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (Gqta/)
Don't have to, I live in Tejas. And that's why I live in Tejas.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:35 PM (e284m)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (Aivl/)
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Mrs 223???
Just spitballing here.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2020 01:35 PM (nw6Hr)
China's asshoe going to grow.
I think PDT has plans to break their bank.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:35 PM (Gqta/)
Posted by: illiniwek
Fuck him. He couldn't even keep Windows virus free.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:32 PM (Aivl/)
He's gone from being an admirable entrepreneur to a modern Mengele, and probably still thinks he's one of the good guys.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at April 20, 2020 01:35 PM (O4K4J)
Marxo Polo is played in the pool.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:33 PM (gQZm2)
Karl Marxo Polo?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm not in the military, so insubordination isn't a punishable offense.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 20, 2020 01:35 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
+1.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:36 PM (Aivl/)
Holy shit. Who the fuck orders 145 items at one time?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (Aivl/)
I'm betting my wife's grocery receipt has 145 items on it when she does the monthly shopping.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 20, 2020 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2020 01:27 PM (v0R5T)
Be careful using the word "still". That implies that our "overlords" can do something about that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2020 01:33 PM (N39Ws)
.........
They're trying every chance they get.
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2020 01:37 PM (v0R5T)
Insubordination. Think about that.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 20, 2020 01:27 PM (jWe5r)
++++++++
Uh, Jay. Have a seat, buddy. I need to explain something to you.
This is a republic. The state is subordinate to the people - not the other way around.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 20, 2020 01:37 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
+1.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:36 PM (Aivl/)
The only thing that's missing is the tank at every intersection.
Give them a week or two...
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at April 20, 2020 01:37 PM (O4K4J)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 20, 2020 01:33 PM (2DOZq)
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Yeah, my whole family saw that in the theater (all three of my kids are adults, now). We loved it.
Grant's performance was great. But mainly notable because you can barely tell it's him.
Posted by: The Bear at April 20, 2020 01:37 PM (Eicbe)
15s
BREAKING NEWS: The state's Stay-At-Home Order will remain in place until at least May 8. After that, Gov. Wolf says Pa. will begin gradually reopening with continuing hypervigilance.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 20, 2020 01:37 PM (Tm1/H)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (Aivl/)
How are things being counted? Is it bananas - 1 item (12 bananas) or bananas - 12 bananas and that's 12 items?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 20, 2020 01:37 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 20, 2020 01:37 PM (Q1e7E)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2020 01:37 PM (jUVms)
https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Trump-Hitler-Foam-Latex/dp/B075ZFNJDT
Remember the Obama rodeo clown?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 20, 2020 01:38 PM (+fPHo)
Politico? The political journal that's wrong about everything.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 20, 2020 01:38 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: rickb223
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Mrs 223???
Just spitballing here.
Posted by: fixerupper
Nah. Wouldn't have room to put 145 grocery items anywhere. Not in this house.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:38 PM (Aivl/)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
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I have altered the terms. Pray that I don't alter them further.
Posted by: Darth DNC at April 20, 2020 01:38 PM (Eicbe)
........
Too bad for them we're still armed.
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2020 01:27 PM (v0R5T)
And as long as they can be sure you'll never turn those arms upon them...
Posted by: Allie at April 20, 2020 01:38 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (e284m)
Articles of Confederation didn't work the first time.
Trump's new federalism is getting attention.
He will continue pushing it.
CA and NY will not like it.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2020 01:39 PM (Gqta/)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 20, 2020 01:39 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: alexthechick
12 bananas = 1 bunch.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:39 PM (Aivl/)
Do they get angry if they get told to "go fuck yourself with a cactus"?
I don't want them to go away angry. I just want them to go away.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 20, 2020 01:39 PM (ZTZBG)
Posted by: jwest at April 20, 2020 01:34 PM (mrrpT)
Good to see this news for you.
Hope everything comes through...
Posted by: browndog at April 20, 2020 01:39 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 20, 2020 01:40 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: free tibet at April 20, 2020 01:40 PM (O01nq)
He has never struck me as bright. I hate when he fills in for Tucker. I doubt very much he writes his own books.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 20, 2020 01:40 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at
okay boomer. roflmao.
Yes, so spot on! I can just see her peeking thru the curtains.
Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2020 01:40 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: mercenary13 at April 20, 2020 01:40 PM (IXAMX)
A klutch of Karens?
A murder of Karens?
A flock of Karens?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 20, 2020 01:40 PM (SAK2A)
The "proposed" WH guidelines released Thursday will instantly become a club against any governors/mayors/etc prolonging things excessively. Objective benchmarks. If they're met, and no relaxation of restrictions, well ....
Of course, as with everything else, up to local electorates to force things.
And while my assessment of the society and most of the electorate is lower than probably anyone else here, I can only laugh at the idea that governors and mayors have a suicide wish. They don't.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2020 01:40 PM (El6T/)
A klutch of Karens?
A murder of Karens?
A flock of Karens?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 20, 2020 01:40 PM (SAK2A)
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I like a cauldron of Karens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 20, 2020 01:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
It's going to be a couple of dozen walled city states surrounded by a sea of red.
Posted by: Downcast at April 20, 2020 01:41 PM (C8PnC)
It's the same as whatever the Impeachment was. A plan that could only work if the other side quit because of bad press.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 20, 2020 01:41 PM (H9yHY)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2020 12:56
WTF?
Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2020 01:13 PM (nvc6v)
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Yep, you don't typically see cases where Clarence Thomas and Ruthie Ginsburg join sides against Alito and Kagan, but here you have it. Gorsuch wrote the majority opinion.
The case is going to create a lot of new work for criminal appeals lawyers in LA and OR. Gorsuch pretends that the holding is simply a new criminal procedure rule, and since those can't be used as grounds for appeal in collateral review, then this ruling will only affect a few hundred criminal cases where the appeal is still pending. But the opinion clearly states that a unanimous verdict is a substantive constitutional right, so every criminal who was convicted by a less than unanimous jury would be a fool not to file a challenge.
Anyway, more work for lawyers, and more taxes for OR and LA taxpayers to fund the state lawyers. Yippee.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2020 01:41 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 20, 2020 01:42 PM (SAK2A)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 20, 2020 01:43 PM (SAK2A)
He has never struck me as bright. I hate when he fills in for Tucker. I doubt very much he writes his own books.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 20, 2020 01:40 PM (HabA/)
Kilmeade is the reason I came up with the theory that fox had a warehouse full of Kleenex and Jergens ready to go for Jeb Bush's victory in the Republican primaries. He was beating off to him constantly before Trump entered the race.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 20, 2020 01:45 PM (Sg/64)
Anyway, more work for lawyers, and more taxes for OR and LA taxpayers to fund the state lawyers. Yippee.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2020 01:41
I really, really despise retroactive decisions.
*insert atc rant*
Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2020 01:45 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2020 01:47 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2020 01:38 PM (Aivl/)
The wife turned our frigging house into a supermarket. She packed in 3 months worth of shopping. The spare bedroom looks like a frigging walk in pantry and she'll still spend $400 when she "goes out for bread and milk". She sees things getting wiped out in the various stores that don't seem to have a reason for it, so she went into stock up mode. Yeah, but do we really need 20 frigging tooth brushes??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2020 01:47 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: longtime lurker at April 20, 2020 01:48 PM (Rd3ji)
Posted by: Sal at April 20, 2020 01:50 PM (bo8pf)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 20, 2020 12:16 PM (eoVQ7)
I still do, occasionally, but my attention span is short and LOOK AT THAT BIRD OVER THERE!
Posted by: physics geek at April 20, 2020 01:51 PM (huQJB)
@markknoller
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5h
Today at the WH. Pres and VP have weekly lunch. Daily Coronavirus press briefing scheduled for 5pm.
Posted by: m at April 20, 2020 01:54 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: m at April 20, 2020 01:55 PM (55d/e)
Kurt Schlichter: They Can't Stop Us From Reopening the Country
Posted by: m at April 20, 2020 01:56 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: rjm319 at April 20, 2020 01:57 PM (vea8L)
Posted by: jwest at April 20, 2020 01:09 PM (mrrpT)
And they have to use the new -111 standard cars, rather than the old -110s. Which are already clogging the storage tracks until they can be repurposed or recycled.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 20, 2020 02:13 PM (lxioR)
Posted by: Cold Civil War at April 20, 2020 03:03 PM (Z2PYk)
Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2020 12:36 PM (/669Q)
Hi there, bluebell. Hopefully we'll see each other again at this year's NoVaMoMe. Depends on how catastrophic this extended shutdown becomes. Hey, I've got an idea: we can all wear mandated masks like Northam wore while in medical school. He'd be fine with that, right?
Posted by: physics geek at April 20, 2020 03:10 PM (huQJB)
Posted by: FriscoJim at April 20, 2020 06:31 PM (+56GQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2020 12:18 PM (WZ5i4)
A second look at the Flowbee, perhaps?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 20, 2020 12:28 PM (iuFgi)
My vet took 2 of my cats with knots and shaved them, plus a checkup. I had to dropoff and pickup due to corona, but the service was still there.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 20, 2020 07:56 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 20, 2020 01:06 PM (gQZm2)
Marco Polo?
Posted by: m at April 20, 2020 01:12 PM (55d/e)
Naw...it was just called 'freeze tag" in NE Ohio.
Posted by: browndog at April 20, 2020 01:32 PM (gD6Ka)
Marco Polo was a game where everyone hid and you had to find them. If you called out Marco they had to respond Polo. When flushed out they could run back to the base
Posted by: Oldcat at April 20, 2020 08:03 PM (eoQWY)
Filed on time. Made enough. AND banking info is up to date (keep seeing this bullshit excuse in particular).
They say 80 million people were paid.
I fucking doubt it.
This is a cover up for massive looting.
Posted by: OhioPatriot at April 21, 2020 12:54 AM (pc1Qb)
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