Russian Operative "Penetrated" Steele's Organization;
"Dossier" Itself Might Have Been Russian Op to Influence Campaign

Collusion.


Two Russian intelligence operatives knew that former British spy Christopher Steele was investigating the Donald Trump for President campaign as early as July of 2016. The information was in a footnote to a Justice Department report on FBI actions relating to the FISA warrant.

Another footnote reveals that Steele's company, Orbis Business Intelligence, was penetrated and targeted by Russian intelligence. The declassified footnotes were revealed by Sens. Chuck Grassley and Ron Johnson on Wednesday.

Judging from other "footnotes" from that report that have recently been declassified, they paint a picture of a highly sophisticated Russian intelligence agency effort to plant disinformation not only during the campaign, but afterward during the FBI investigation of the Trump for President organization.

Posted by: Ace at 05:14 PM




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1 sd89fhj98p

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 05:20 PM (hYcqw)

2 First, da?

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at April 16, 2020 05:20 PM (QFqpA)

3 Well duh

Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 05:21 PM (gLRfa)

4 boo

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 05:21 PM (arJlL)

5 By the time the flu hysteria is over this will all be forgotten.

Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:21 PM (Tnijr)

6
"Penetrated. Like with an ex-VP?"

- - Hillary

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 16, 2020 05:21 PM (pS94+)

7 Whatevs.



Lolgf

Posted by: DNC MEDIA COMPLEX at April 16, 2020 05:21 PM (pUwNX)

8 Russian Operative Penetrated Steeles Organization

So we are obviously no longer talking about Booker and Dawson...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2020 05:22 PM (A5zUN)

9 Penetrated. Like Corey Booker's squeakhole.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 05:22 PM (vs2ae)

10 ace - your link is FUBAR

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)

11 I'm going to need a diagram for how Trump was working for the Russians.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 16, 2020 05:22 PM (41rs/)

12
Damn it Ace.

Jewells was just going all Barbara Eden in the last thread.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:22 PM (nw6Hr)

13 Surprise! Surprise!

Posted by: J Neighbors at April 16, 2020 05:22 PM (ofIwF)

14 Must capture moose and squirrel.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 16, 2020 05:22 PM (ch6++)

15 I suppose it's nice to know we've been betrayed to someone other than China.

Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2020 05:22 PM (kOpft)

16 we have the best trolls. go collect your five kopeks.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 16, 2020 05:22 PM (4a9Vv)

17 What's better than lies designed to disrupt and hopefully steal a US presidential election that, barring that, can be used to impede the subsequent administration?

It's even *better* when some of all of the lies were provided by an adversarial state directly to unofficial channels for distribution through the law enforcement, intelligence and media establishments.

How's Britain doing with COVID? How big a bribe will they need to extradite Steele?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 05:23 PM (hYcqw)

18
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Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2020 05:23 PM (G51Gf)

19 11 ace - your link is FUBAR
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)

Ace...just what is it you do around here?

Posted by: The Bobs at April 16, 2020 05:23 PM (gD6Ka)

20 The Kremlin would have been Brian Dennehy's greatest role yet!

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 05:23 PM (Eicbe)

21 Willowed:

Not a lawyer or anything but I heard some guy on the

radio say that by banding together in groups, the governors are

waiving whatever rights they have that against the Federal government's

power.




Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 05:00 PM

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"No
State shall, without the Consent of Congress... enter into any Agreement
or Compact with another State, without the approval of Congress."

It's in the Constitution, article I, section 10.




Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2020 05:20 PM

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2020 05:23 PM (JUOKG)

22 Wall, firing squad.
Very little assembly required.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2020 05:23 PM (axyOa)

23 Link goes to the args and the kwargs.

Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:23 PM (Tnijr)

24 When your intelligence source is Moose and Squirrel, shit's bound to happen.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at April 16, 2020 05:23 PM (uM6CE)

25 Is it still collusion when the accusers of collusion are colluding?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 05:23 PM (vs2ae)

26 The args have always been at war with the kwargs.

Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:23 PM (Tnijr)

27
Well OF COURSE!!! DU-U-U-UH!!!!!!!!

This just proves the Russians and Trump are in this mess together!!!!!!!

~LIVPIPO everywhere

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:24 PM (nw6Hr)

28

Link fixed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 16, 2020 05:24 PM (pS94+)

29 So the pee-pee thing on the Obama bed was all bullshit?

Posted by: Gunslinger at April 16, 2020 05:24 PM (0EC+8)

30 hey the media already knows what they will be running with: 'Like the Republicans said, this is all fake

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 16, 2020 05:24 PM (uS2EJ)

31 19
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Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

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Posted by: Blonde Morticia


see!
See!

it hurts, when someone steals your schtick!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2020 05:24 PM (d7Ww2)

32 This is my shocked face. ..shit..wait *removes mask*..THIS is my shocked face.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:24 PM (dUJdY)

33 Jewells was just going all Barbara Eden in the last thread.

What does that mean? **frantically flipping pages in the AoSHQ style book***

Posted by: Paladin at April 16, 2020 05:24 PM (quX0S)

34 Is it still collusion when the accusers of collusion are colluding?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 05:23 PM (vs2ae)
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Not through a hole in the sheet.

Posted by: Perkins Coie at April 16, 2020 05:24 PM (Eicbe)

35 "Penetrated"?

Isn't that what Clueless Joe is accused of?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2020 05:25 PM (ZbwAu)

36 Trump defeated Hillary when everyone said it wasn't possible. That's how Trump was working for Russia. If Hillary had won the Russians would still owe the Clinton Foundation tons of money.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 16, 2020 05:25 PM (4a9Vv)

37 Another footnote reveals that Steele's company, Orbis Business Intelligence, was penetrated and targeted by Russian intelligence.
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On a fishing expedition?

Oh, wait...that's 'Orvis'. Never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 05:25 PM (LxqES)

38 Or a Democrat/ Russian collaboration

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:25 PM (ZCEU2)

39 Hillary's pudgy alcohol fingerprints are all over this.. Obama's faggy ones too...

I denounce myself for using faggy

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2020 05:25 PM (5bxa0)

40 see!
See!

it hurts, when someone steals your schtick!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2020 05:24 PM (d7Ww2)
+++++++++++
Meep meep motherfucker

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 05:25 PM (hYcqw)

41 Those sneaky Russians bamboozled our honest and incorruptible G-Men. Dagnabbit!

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 16, 2020 05:25 PM (nu45M)

42 33 This is my shocked face. ..shit..wait *removes mask*..THIS is my shocked face.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:24 PM (dUJdY)


I don't buy it. Try again with more feeling.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 05:26 PM (vs2ae)

43 NeverTrumpaloos are confirmed Russian assets.

Way to go, dipshits.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2020 05:26 PM (V3IFq)

44 Yep, Hillary/Obama colluded with the Russians to influence the election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 05:26 PM (r+sAi)

45
Was Jeannie's name really Jeannie?
Or did Tony name her that?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 05:26 PM (4f9mN)

46 22. Willowed: But "coordinating" is not a legal agreement between the states. They chose their words very carefully. This is just governors speaking with one another, and trying to do things together. I do not think it runs afoul of the Constitution myself.

Of course, we all know that this just means that the governors with the largest cities will run the show, as commerce runs through them, which is clearly problematic.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 16, 2020 05:26 PM (svbBD)

47
Here's the right link, minus carriage returns:

https://pjmedia.com/trending/bombshell-
russian-intelligence-knew-steele-was-
investigating-trump-in-2016-campaign/

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2020 05:26 PM (G51Gf)

48 I, for one, am glad that the whole 2 travesties and half a charade that the Russians wanted Trump to win can finally be put in the dumpster.

This impressed people who can impress themselves with things they believe. It was never very credible.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 05:26 PM (Eicbe)

49 "Russian Operative 'Penetrated' Steele's Organization"

At this point I'm thinking the main Russian Operative was Brennan. And he and his peers in the Obama/Clinton admin "penetrated" by giving a dossier to Steele only to ask him to just hand it right back but in a different manila folder.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 16, 2020 05:26 PM (6eEQ+)

50 I saw that!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2020 05:26 PM (d7Ww2)

51 OT. But I just love watching the Five when Greg and Jessie just beat the living shit out Juan Williams.

Posted by: Blue1 at April 16, 2020 05:26 PM (XyFXU)

52 Steele was with.... MI-6?

My guess is that he was always a Russian controlled double agent. And now, MI-6 is embarrassed that he compromised them for so long as a Russian double.

So don't expect any co-operation from our Special Relationship "allies".

And just to set everyone's mind at rest, I read an article about the massive Covid 19 outbreak problems in Russia, and in the comments, how Trump and Putin were both "peas in a pod...a rotten pod". And that's the view from The Great White North.

I mean, they elected that Rocket Surgeon Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at April 16, 2020 05:27 PM (vcOmj)

53 32 This is my shocked face. ..shit..wait *removes mask*..THIS is my shocked face.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:24 PM (dUJdY)

LOL

Posted by: The Bobs at April 16, 2020 05:27 PM (gD6Ka)

54 I don't buy it. Try again with more feeling.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 05:26 PM (vs2ae)

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..... and the harem outfit. Dont forget the harem outfit.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:27 PM (nw6Hr)

55 The FBI knowingly colluded with the Russians to try and take out a duly elected President of the United States.

Fire every single FBI agent and burn the Hoover building to the ground and salt the ashes.

Posted by: Blake - smi-lurker in marginal standing
at April 16, 2020 05:27 PM (WEBkv)

56 Heads should roll for that F'ing fake Mueller investigation

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2020 05:27 PM (5bxa0)

57 dossier

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says dossier... at April 16, 2020 05:27 PM (EgshT)

58
see!
See!

it hurts, when someone steals your schtick!
Posted by: nurse ratched

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as far as I know, my only crime was to come in first. I NEVER meeped.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2020 05:27 PM (G51Gf)

59 Well no kidding that someone like Steele would be used and manipulated by intelligence agencies. The man was a paid puppet.


The more that is revealed my respect for our "best and brightest" is starting to read like the surface temperature of Pluto in degrees Kelvin. And the more my respect for Trump and how he patiently threaded his way through all of these traps. Not only does he listen to advice but he has to be the squeakiest-cleanest person to be president since Washington or Lincoln.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 16, 2020 05:27 PM (lwCmt)

60 Can all those people who shrieked about Trump being a Russian asset now be called Russian assets?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 16, 2020 05:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

61 Of course, we all know that this just means that the governors with the largest cities will run the show, as commerce runs through them, which is clearly problematic.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 16, 2020 05:26 PM (svbBD)

Cancel the emergency declaration in those states and cut off federal emergency funds.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 16, 2020 05:28 PM (nu45M)

62 who's the fag on The Five right now?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 16, 2020 05:28 PM (4a9Vv)

63 I gotta get the hang of this "socking "shit. I keep forgetting to de-sock...every fvcking time.

Posted by: browndog at April 16, 2020 05:28 PM (gD6Ka)

64 Colluding with a foreign enemy with the goal of compromising national security (meddling in a presidential election most certainly compromises national security). So, treason.

Posted by: PacosMojo at April 16, 2020 05:28 PM (gd0cZ)

65 Yeah, no.

It wasn't the Russians.

It was Hillary, Obama and the Democrats.

Who, granted, may have enlisted Russia in the conspiracy.

Which would be treason, for reals.

Posted by: filbert at April 16, 2020 05:28 PM (NiXyF)

66 Goddamit I missed Brian Dennehy post!!!

Posted by: Hoyt Axton at April 16, 2020 05:28 PM (hlbSB)

67 Awww...those cwazy coyote Democrats are gonna make another run at impeachment because Trump wants to defund the WHO.


That should be just the thing people are looking for after all this COVID shit. Democrats arguing for a China run WHO via impeachment of a popular President.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 05:28 PM (vs2ae)

68 So, Comey and McCabe and Rosentein et al are all Russian agents.

I thought so.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:28 PM (d4edd)

69 Meh.

I don't doubt the Russians were stirring shit, but Steele was a DNC op, not a Russian op.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 16, 2020 05:29 PM (l4C/z)

70 Well that tears it. NOW we're going to have an investigation to get to the bottom of this! Where did I put that gavel? And someone bring me my pounding table!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham (R, SC) at April 16, 2020 05:29 PM (6eEQ+)

71 as far as I know, my only crime was to come in first. I NEVER meeped.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


you just DID!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2020 05:29 PM (d7Ww2)

72 63 I gotta get the hang of this "socking "shit. I keep forgetting to de-sock...every fvcking time.

Me too... I spent most of yesterday as Martians from Mars Attacks!.. LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2020 05:29 PM (5bxa0)

73 Our economic, legal and political systems are beyond salvageable.


Shit is coming unglued fast.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 16, 2020 05:29 PM (pUwNX)

74 Of course the russians knew they were fucking with the election and using the dems...that was obvious from the get go. This is a surprise to anyone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 05:29 PM (85Gof)

75 This impressed people who can impress themselves with things they believe. It was never very credible.
Posted by: Axeman


And it wasn't very edible, either.

Steele is asshoe!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at April 16, 2020 05:29 PM (vcOmj)

76 You muzzie terrorist need to get off your asses and set off a nuke in DC. Nothing but shit and gangrene coming out of that place.

Posted by: Sooner at April 16, 2020 05:29 PM (l/v/h)

77 That's why there's a red line under all their names when I type them.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:29 PM (d4edd)

78 This is my shocked face. ..shit..wait *removes mask*..THIS is my shocked face.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:24 PM (dUJdY)
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I wear no mask.

Posted by: The Stranger at April 16, 2020 05:29 PM (Eicbe)

79 also what Filbert said

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 16, 2020 05:29 PM (l4C/z)

80 Colluding with a foreign enemy with the goal of compromising national security (meddling in a presidential election most certainly compromises national security). So, treason.
Posted by: PacosMojo


Treason demands capital punishment.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2020 05:29 PM (wXHOL)

81 from last thread:
581 Event Rental Company's are fucked. This is wedding/graduation season.

I own 40%. I'm really getting worried. Thankfully, I still have a regular job, am working and getting paid.
Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2020 05:18 PM (nvc6v)

Last week our local paper had a story about a farmer a bit out of town, he had a specialty business, he had 36,000 separately potted Easter Lilies in full bloom that he sold to churches at this time of year. He had to trash all of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 05:29 PM (trdmm)

82 I gotta get the hang of this "socking "shit. I keep forgetting to de-sock...every fvcking time.
Posted by: browndog at April 16, 2020 05:28 PM (gD6Ka)

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If you write your post in Microsoft Word..... then copy and past it here.... pixy knows to change your nic back.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (nw6Hr)

83
"Russian Operative 'Penetrated' Steele's Organization"

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I'm getting all turned around.

They said the Russians hacked the DNC on behalf of Trump. I never believed it.

So now it turns out they hacked Steele . . . for the hell of it?

Why would they inception Steele when he was already claiming he had Russian intel?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (G51Gf)

84 19
11 ace - your link is FUBAR

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)



Ace...just what is it you do around here?

Posted by: The Bobs at April 16, 2020 05:23 PM (gD6Ka)

Ace is a figurehead, the actual blogger is Spurwing Plover.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (lwCmt)

85 Why FusionGPS and Fusion Nathalie and Fusion Ken and all the hangers on are not being grilled in front of a Grand Jury is a massive unsolved mystery.

Democrats, I guess, all get free rides.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (NVYyb)

86 Basically everything the Founders feared is coming true in my lifetime.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (lcQJG)

87 George Papadopoulus' FBI interview transcripts were also released earlier this week.

The FBI totally framed him shocking nobody.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (ZLI7S)

88 and the Red Death held sway over all

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (l4C/z)

89 The top Communist Agent working on this program was named John Brennan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (trdmm)

90 With all that penetrating going on Senile Predator Joe must have been involved.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

91 Bunch of 'I'm on Team Joe' memes....

https://tinyurl.com/y86hcwjv

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (cF8AT)

92 I think we al knew that the Russian collusion thing was a political op of the the donkey-commies. Now we know it for sure.

Most of us know that the CCP flu is a collusion between the Chinese commies and the donkey commies. It will be prove to all but brain dead leftists in18 months.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (pw+jk)

93 "No State shall, without the Consent of Congress... enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, without the approval of Congress."

Thought the left coast blue state govs were going to band together to resist orangemanbad? And stay closed until they cant cum anymore?

Posted by: getting the banned wait wait boys, dont say that, put that down! at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (6+mFI)

94 Roll out the tumbrils
we'll have a gallows of fun

Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (d4edd)

95 88 and the Red Death held sway over all
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (l4C/z)

I like that movie! Vincent Price at his snarliest.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (trdmm)

96 re 90: if you had any real secrets, would you share them with Joe Biden?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (4a9Vv)

97 Ace is a figurehead, the actual blogger is Spurwing Plover.
Posted by: Mikey NTH


AcK-THIpp!!$!$#%SProinG!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (V3IFq)

98 "The Russkies did it" will be John Brennan's defence strategy at his trial.

Posted by: Flubber at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (PQnIX)

99 Its time to put some face masks on the Easter Island monoliths.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (a4EWo)

100 I wear no mask.
Posted by: The Stranger


Take it off.
Take off the mask.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbW0WWQDPUk

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (vcOmj)

101 Basically everything the Founders feared is coming true in my lifetime.
Posted by: xnycpeasant

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Scary, isn't it?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2020 05:32 PM (Y4EXg)

102 Why can a worker at a grocery store/hardware store etc see hundreds of people daily but a small dental office not see 15 people a day, ONE at a time?

Posted by: free tibet at April 16, 2020 05:32 PM (xSo9G)

103 Its time to put some face masks on the Easter Island monoliths.

Time to remove the Statue of Liberty

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2020 05:32 PM (5bxa0)

104 How could Trump have allowed this to happen? IMPEACH!

Posted by: ShainS -- Which Communist Chinese country funds American media and politicians? at April 16, 2020 05:32 PM (qmH6b)

105 George Papadopoulus' FBI interview transcripts were also released earlier this week.

The FBI totally framed him shocking nobody.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (ZLI7S)
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He has never seemed that sharp on TV. But when I've read quotes from him, he seems pretty sharp.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 05:32 PM (Eicbe)

106
Basically everything the Founders feared is coming true in my lifetime.
Posted by: xnycpeasant

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NOW what are the Iroquois up to???

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:33 PM (nw6Hr)

107 Dissolve the FBI and let the Federal Marshals Service do their job.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 16, 2020 05:33 PM (C+yOi)

108 I gotta get the hang of this "socking "shit. I keep forgetting to de-sock...every fvcking time.

Posted by: browndog at April 16, 2020 05:28 PM (gD6Ka)



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If you write your post in Microsoft Word..... then copy and past it here.... pixy knows to change your nic back.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (nw6Hr)
=====Click on comments then right click, pick "Choose all" then make you comment.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 05:33 PM (pw+jk)

109 will youporn require face masks?

Posted by: free tibet at April 16, 2020 05:33 PM (xSo9G)

110 Bunch of 'I'm on Team Joe' memes....

https://tinyurl.com/y86hcwjv
Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (cF8AT)
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Seriously? The Biden campaign created a freaking fill-in-the-blank meme generator to make these?

How stupid are they?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 05:33 PM (hYcqw)

111 We all hit the tip jar yesterday. Odds are Ace bought Valurite and is on a bender.

I wouldn't expect working links for a while.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 05:33 PM (vs2ae)

112 If you write your post in Microsoft Word..... then copy and past it here.... pixy knows to change your nic back.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (nw6Hr)


Ooooooh, can't wait. Thanks for the tip.

And here I thought we was friends and all...

Posted by: browndog at April 16, 2020 05:33 PM (gD6Ka)

113 So, yet again, we internet crazies were correct and all Our Betters were wrong.

Funny how that keep happening.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 16, 2020 05:33 PM (GbPPJ)

114 18
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2020 05:23 PM (G51Gf)

Yen
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Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 05:33 PM (UZ8BZ)

115 will be prove to all but brain dead leftists in18 months.

So, headshots?

Posted by: getting the banned zeroed in at April 16, 2020 05:33 PM (6+mFI)

116 Damn.

I'm really torn on this: Do I have a lower opinion of the FBI or MSM?

I mean, the FBI has Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity and the press are down the middle straight shooters...both of which is the exact opposite of what they actually are.

Tough to make a choice.

Hmmm.

Posted by: Blake - smi-lurker in marginal standing
at April 16, 2020 05:33 PM (WEBkv)

117 >>if you had any real secrets, would you share them with Joe Biden?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

In fairness he isn't likely to remember them long enough to tell them to someone else.

Posted by: Aviator at April 16, 2020 05:34 PM (0FTCx)

118 >>>Democrats, I guess, all get free rides.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (NVYyb)


Until we get more real judges.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:34 PM (d4edd)

119 95 88 and the Red Death held sway over all
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (l4C/z)

I like that movie! Vincent Price at his snarliest.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (trdmm)

He really classed up a lot of B movies

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 16, 2020 05:34 PM (l4C/z)

120 if you had any real secrets, would you share them with Joe Biden?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (4a9Vv)

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*taps chin*

... well ... the man cant remember who his wife is or what state he's in, or what office he's running for....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:34 PM (nw6Hr)

121 "36,000 separately potted Easter Lilies in full bloom that he sold to
churches at this time of year. He had to trash all of them."

That's the kind of guy who will need help real soon, but the government moves at such a glacial pace, he may never recover.

Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:34 PM (Tnijr)

122 So, yet again, we internet crazies were correct and all Our Betters were wrong.

Funny how that keep happening.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 16, 2020 05:33 PM (GbPPJ)
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Every so often, I try to reflect on what CNN and MSDNC has gotten right in the last 5 years.

And then I fall asleep.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (Eicbe)

123 When did the Federal Bureau of Investigation become the Global Bureau of Investigation?

These people are operating with no controlling legal authority.

Posted by: Fritz at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (95j/9)

124 I believe Steele was a Russian spy and was turned out of the British Intel world for good reasons

Posted by: Jean at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (B7KlG)

125
as far as I know, my only crime was to come in first. I NEVER meeped.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


you just DID!
Posted by: nurse ratched

========

I see. So

"** *** ** * ****, ** **** ***** *** ** **** ** *****. * ***** meep**."

Nice quoting skills there. By any chance are you from the MSM?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (G51Gf)

126 Last week our local paper had a story about a farmer a bit out of town, he had a specialty business, he had 36,000 separately potted Easter Lilies in full bloom that he sold to churches at this time of year. He had to trash all of them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 05:29 PM (trdmm)

Oh, damn, poor guy.

Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (nvc6v)

127 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/
6pm EDT (about half an hour from now)
PDT

Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (UZ8BZ)

128 I think I will wear a Charlie Brown halloween pillow case as mask.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (r+sAi)

129 No Russians involved in the Clinton dossier. Entire dossier was a work product of Brennan, Fusion GPS and host of traitors. But no Russians.

Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (WX+x0)

130
Basically everything the Founders feared is coming true in my lifetime.
Posted by: xnycpeasant


Gradually, then suddenly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (aKsyK)

131 How come we only have evidence of Dems who were colluding with Russians?

Posted by: Emmie at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (ouBhA)

132 99
Its time to put some face masks on the Easter Island monoliths.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (a4EWo)

__________


"The Brennan household is exempt. I know where you live ..." -- John Brennan, former U.S. Director of the Communist Intelligence Agency


Posted by: ShainS -- Which Communist Chinese country funds American media and politicians? at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (qmH6b)

133 AcK-THIpp!!$!$#%SProinG!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (V3IFq)
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Did someone forget their "Bill the Cat" sock?

Posted by: Blake - smi-lurker in marginal standing
at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (WEBkv)

134 >>He has never seemed that sharp on TV. But when I've read quotes from him, he seems pretty sharp.

George P denied to both Halper and another CHS for the FBI multiple times that the Trump campaign had anything to do with Russia or knew about the hacking of Hillary's emails. Went so far as telling both sources it was a crazy idea because it was illegal.

The FBI said they didn't believe him and went after him.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (ZLI7S)

135 John has a long prayer rug. The hookers peed the bed. I repeat, the hookers peed the bed.

Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey at April 16, 2020 05:36 PM (EgshT)

136 So now it turns out they hacked Steele . . . for the hell of it?

Why would they inception Steele when he was already claiming he had Russian intel?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (G51Gf)

They didn't so much hack steele...they used him and fed him inaacurate information to fuck with the American Election because an America Divided against itself is in Russia's national interest. Of course you have to pretty stupid and leaning anti-american to being with to fall for that shit, but that is why they chose the dems to feed this shit to

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 05:36 PM (85Gof)

137 123. From the start the FBI would blackmail POTUS routinely. This is not new, it has just gotten way out of control since we have outright communists controlling a national police force, with an unlimited budget.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 16, 2020 05:36 PM (svbBD)

138 Bunch of 'I'm on Team Joe' memes....



https://tinyurl.com/y86hcwjv

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (cF8AT)

====
That is hilarious. Dog is giving me funny looks and barking.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 05:36 PM (pw+jk)

139 123 When did the Federal Bureau of Investigation become the Global Bureau of Investigation?

These people are operating with no controlling legal authority.

Posted by: Fritz at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (95j/9)



When Billy Jeff authorized them to pursue the bombers of the USS Cole

Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:37 PM (d4edd)

140 What this story needs is something sexy to make it resonate work the media. Maybe prostitutes, political intrigue, betrayal, and shady foreign agents might make this story more interesting to the MSM. I don't know. Just spitballing here.

Posted by: Latex Face Mask at April 16, 2020 05:37 PM (f7UhB)

141
Last week our local paper had a story about a farmer a bit out of town, he had a specialty business, he had 36,000 separately potted Easter Lilies in full bloom that he sold to churches at this time of year. He had to trash all of them.
Posted by: Tom Servo

=========

Awful. Jeez, couldn't the churches have bought them anyway? I thought people were still tithing -- but on second thought I suppose they can't afford to. Just awful.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2020 05:37 PM (G51Gf)

142 The FBI said they didn't believe him and went after him.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (ZLI7S)
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I know. They basically *told* him he lied.

And then applied the crow bars.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 05:37 PM (Eicbe)

143 Posted by: Latex Face Mask at April 16, 2020 05:37 PM (f7UhB)
+++++++++++++++
This person apparently does not need to breathe.

KNEEL BEFORE HIS SUPERPOWERS.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 05:37 PM (hYcqw)

144 So it WAS the Russians after all.

I am sure CNN and their milk will get right on this.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 16, 2020 05:37 PM (haWye)

145 *taps chin*

... well ... the man cant remember who his wife is or what state he's in, or what office he's running for....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16
_______________

And he speaks in that obscure dialect known as "word jumble."

Posted by: Blake - smi-lurker in marginal standing
at April 16, 2020 05:37 PM (WEBkv)

146 140 What this story needs is something sexy to make it resonate work the media. Maybe prostitutes, political intrigue, betrayal, and shady foreign agents might make this story more interesting to the MSM. I don't know. Just spitballing here.
Posted by: Latex Face Mask at April 16, 2020 05:37 PM (f7UhB)

Does Ratfucker woman have a role in this?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 16, 2020 05:38 PM (Uu+Jp)

147 >>>Of course you have to pretty stupid and leaning anti-american to being with to fall for that shit, but that is why they chose the dems to feed this shit to

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 05:36 PM (85Gof)


And Putin is laughing his ass off.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:38 PM (d4edd)

148 And the FBI, CIA and State department agencies knew it all along.

Posted by: Dansgirls at April 16, 2020 05:38 PM (V25ON)

149 Every so often, I try to reflect on what CNN and MSDNC has gotten right in the last 5 years.

And then I fall asleep.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (Eicbe)


Ooooh, I need to try that for insomnia! Melatonin doesn't work for me.

Posted by: Emmie at April 16, 2020 05:38 PM (ouBhA)

150 .... and the harem outfit. Dont forget the harem outfit.

Or not......

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 05:38 PM (arJlL)

151 144 So it WAS the Russians after all.

I am sure CNN and their milk will get right on this.
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 16, 2020 05:37 PM (haWye)

They won't be cowed, that's for sure...

Posted by: browndog at April 16, 2020 05:38 PM (gD6Ka)

152 Updating nic.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & ucfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 05:39 PM (Dhht7)

153 144 -I am sure CNN and their milk will get right on this.

That's why I avoid CNN. I'm lactose-intolerant.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 16, 2020 05:39 PM (SAK2A)

154 Updating nic.
Posted by: olddog


what's 'BofA'?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2020 05:39 PM (ykYG2)

155 I voted for a candidate
The way I always do.
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too?

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 05:39 PM (Eicbe)

156 How come we only have evidence of Dems who were colluding with Russians?

Posted by: Emmie at April 16, 2020 05:35 PM (ouBhA)

===
Just more proof that Trump colluded with Russia.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 05:39 PM (pw+jk)

157 Moo news.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 05:39 PM (r+sAi)

158 >>No Russians involved in the Clinton dossier. Entire dossier was a work product of Brennan, Fusion GPS and host of traitors. But no Russians.

I tend to agree. If there was any Russian disinformation it was incidental.

The point is the FBI knew that Russia had hacked Steele and the possibility was there that Russian disinformation was in the dossier and they did not tell the FISC.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)

159 Those team joe memes are high lay rous.

Their 'woke, cool marketing team' are fucking idiots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 05:40 PM (vs2ae)

160 And Putin is laughing his ass off.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:38 PM (d4edd)

Yup while drinking vodka and eating caviar
Life is good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 05:40 PM (85Gof)

161 Tom, that's awful. Compound this poor mans misery by 1000's. Hell millions. This sucks so bad. I can't even put my thoughts into something coherent you all would understand. I'm angry.. I'm so fucking angry.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:40 PM (dUJdY)

162 154 Updating nic.
Posted by: olddog

what's 'BofA'?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2020 05:39 PM (ykYG2)

BofA...BOFA DEEZE...

Posted by: browndog at April 16, 2020 05:40 PM (gD6Ka)

163
Last week our local paper had a story about a farmer a bit out of town, he had a specialty business, he had 36,000 separately potted Easter Lilies in full bloom that he sold to churches at this time of year. He had to trash all of them.
Posted by: Tom Servo

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36,000 Easter Lillies at 30.00 per is... carry the 1, add another comma.....

*holy shit*

Thats a metric fuckton of revenue. Ouch.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:40 PM (nw6Hr)

164 Local fam thai restaurant got some govt $$ love!!

Still zero for the banned. Probably all those "angelino" paid debt cards went to hispanic wetbacks. Thanks again, mayor garspermicetti!!

Posted by: getting the banned lying in wait sinister like at April 16, 2020 05:40 PM (6+mFI)

165 So I assume the shit for brains neverTrumper lot are backing off on their insistence DJT is a Russian asset.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 16, 2020 05:40 PM (Uu+Jp)

166 Oops. pig Latin is hard. update nic #2.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 05:40 PM (Dhht7)

167 And that goddamn fuckwad John Brennan probably gave the damn Russians the lead.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2020 05:40 PM (XrCyE)

168 Aviator: "In fairness he isn't likely to remember them long enough to tell them to someone else."

Yeah, soon enough all we'll get out of him is "Boscoe".

So no one use that as a password for your bank account.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 16, 2020 05:40 PM (6eEQ+)

169 Updating nic.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA ucfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 05:39 PM (Dhht7)
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52% Complete...

Do not repost.

Posted by: Updating Nick at April 16, 2020 05:41 PM (Eicbe)

170 Russian Operative "Penetrated" Steele's Organization

Joe Biden got in tow fingers, how did they do?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:41 PM (JFO2v)

171 Damn.

I'm really torn on this: Do I have a lower opinion of the FBI or MSM?



Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2020 05:41 PM (wXHOL)

172 what's 'BofA'?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2020 05:39 PM (ykYG2)

----

Deeze Nutz

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:41 PM (nw6Hr)

173 what's 'BofA'?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2020 05:39
-------------------
Bank of America.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 05:41 PM (Dhht7)

174 You know what else the FBI did in 2016? They signed an agreement with the government of Ukraine to share information and opened an office in Kiev staffed with honest to goodness G men.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:41 PM (ZLI7S)

175 Reliable Holsteins with Tater Stelter

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 16, 2020 05:41 PM (SAK2A)

176 Another case of Leftists projections onto their opponents

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:42 PM (ZCEU2)

177 Ala Bama

Is that in the style of Bama?

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 16, 2020 05:42 PM (T09ml)

178 The Russian's told the democrats exactly what they wanted to hear and the dumbshits just ran with it.

I'd hardly call that sophisticated.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2020 05:42 PM (+0AKE)

179 what's 'BofA'?

I think that was what Kavanaugh and his buddies did right after the mass rapes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 16, 2020 05:42 PM (SAK2A)

180 Joe Biden got in tow fingers, how did they do?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:41 PM (JFO2v)

Damnit you beat me to the joke.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 16, 2020 05:42 PM (9V81o)

181 I tend to agree. If there was any Russian disinformation it was incidental.

The point is the FBI knew that Russia had hacked Steele and the possibility was there that Russian disinformation was in the dossier and they did not tell the FISC.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)

I tend to think russian intel was feeding steele misinformation, maybe, probably without his knowledge, but nether the less using him to fuck with America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (85Gof)

182 Another case of Leftists projections onto their opponents
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:42 PM (ZCEU2)
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You misspelled bullshit.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (Eicbe)

183 174 You know what else the FBI did in 2016? They signed an agreement with the government of Ukraine to share information and opened an office in Kiev staffed with honest to goodness G men.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:41 PM (ZLI7S)


Who did they share the information they got from Kiev with?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (d4edd)

184 177 Ala Bama

Is that in the style of Bama?
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 16, 2020 05:42 PM (T09ml


Meant to be in the style of Forrest Gump saying he's taking Jenny back to AlaBAMA!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (vs2ae)

185 >>what's 'BofA'?

Deez Nutz

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (ZLI7S)

186 Just more proof that Trump colluded with Russia.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 05:39 PM (pw+jk)


Ah. I see how this works now.

Posted by: Emmie at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (ouBhA)

187
my body my decision (but not when it comes to wearing masks or being free to leave my home apparently)

Posted by: just sayin at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (EEkZU)

188 I can't believe Dennehy is dead... my world shakes.

Posted by: Mt. Kilimanjaro at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (OOOHb)

189 Damn, fast moving thread.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (Dhht7)

190 173 what's 'BofA'?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2020 05:39
-------------------
Bank of America.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 05:41 PM (Dhht7)

Peeps that figured out how to get around 9/11 laws to give illegals accounts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (JFO2v)

191 The Russian's told the democrats exactly what they wanted to hear and the dumbshits just ran with it.

I'd hardly call that sophisticated.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2020 05:42 PM (+0AKE)

Sophisticated enough to trap the dems

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (85Gof)

192 BofA deez nutts!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2020 05:44 PM (+0AKE)

193 188 I can't believe Dennehy is dead... my world shakes.
Posted by: Mt. Kilimanjaro at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (OOOHb)

he is old

f uckin
x pected

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:44 PM (JFO2v)

194 It's funny because people who have defended Steele said with his vast experience he would be able to tell if he was being fed / or if info was a disinformation campaign.


Steele got played. But I think he was a willing accomplice, with the knowledge of Comey, Brennan, et al. They knew or wanted him to get played because it gave them the info that wanted.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 16, 2020 05:44 PM (Ozpxd)

195 I think when the interrogators asked Jim Comey to squeal like a pig he did, and it sounded like this, Brennnnan, Brennnnan.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2020 05:44 PM (a4EWo)

196 what's 'BofA'?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2020 05:39
-------------------
Bank of America.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 05:41 PM (Dhht7)

Peeps that figured out how to get around 9/11 laws to give illegals accounts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (JFO2v)
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Willing accomplices to Operation Chokepoint.

Posted by: Blake - smi-lurker in marginal standing
at April 16, 2020 05:45 PM (WEBkv)

197 160 And Putin is laughing his ass off.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:38 PM (d4edd)
Yup while drinking vodka and eating caviar
Life is good


Da, buggering young boys.

Posted by: Pooty Poo Pedophile Putin at April 16, 2020 05:45 PM (6+mFI)

198 >>Who did they share the information they got from Kiev with?

With the FBI. Do you know where the Black File that took down Manafort in the summer of 2016 came from?

Members of the Ukrainian government.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:45 PM (ZLI7S)

199 BofA deez nutts!

And their little dog Toto, too!

Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey at April 16, 2020 05:45 PM (EgshT)

200 I can't believe Dennehy is dead... my world shakes.


Posted by: Mt. Kilimanjaro at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (OOOHb)


If he fell down and died, it certainly would.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 16, 2020 05:45 PM (Ozpxd)

201 Is it really planted info when the receiver was receptive to it?

Are we to believe that our intel agencies are incompetent enough to receive Russian disinformation and act on it, or bad actors who actively sought information to give an aire of legitimacy to their coup?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2020 05:45 PM (dNzKv)

202 184 177 Ala Bama

Is that in the style of Bama?
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 16, 2020 05:42 PM (T09ml


Meant to be in the style of Forrest Gump saying he's taking Jenny back to AlaBAMA!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (vs2ae)

any joke explained is twice as funny

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:45 PM (JFO2v)

203 144
So it WAS the Russians after all.



I am sure CNN and their milk will get right on this.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 16, 2020 05:37 PM (haWye)

________


"How did you know we call it that?" -- #DrunkDonLeMon and
#DrunkAndersonCooper69

Posted by: ShainS -- Which Communist Chinese country funds American media and politicians? at April 16, 2020 05:46 PM (qmH6b)

204 This is pure ass-covering deep-state BS. John McCain Republicans like Grassley and Johnson are part of it. This whole Russia Collusion scenario is a lie to protect democrats and republicans who conspired to overthrow the presidency of Donald Trump.

Posted by: Kiss My Grits at April 16, 2020 05:46 PM (a/ZaZ)

205 >be me
>see olddog signal a softball
>serve softball
>everyone swings at softball
>... everyone except olddog

Sigh. Morons.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2020 05:46 PM (ykYG2)

206 "highly sophisticated"? Gimme a break. When you're telling some true believer hacks exactly what they want to hear, you don't have to have a "highly sophisticated" operation.
This was like giving out alcohol in a high school parking lot. No questions were asked.

Posted by: Wally at April 16, 2020 05:46 PM (V5EEH)

207 196 what's 'BofA'?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2020 05:39
-------------------
Bank of America.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 05:41 PM (Dhht7)

Peeps that figured out how to get around 9/11 laws to give illegals accounts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (JFO2v)
-------------

Willing accomplices to Operation Chokepoint.
Posted by: Blake - smi-lurker in marginal standing
at April 16, 2020 05:45 PM (WEBkv)

good call

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:46 PM (JFO2v)

208 More 'Team Joe' pics...


https://tinyurl.com/yblobjng

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 05:46 PM (cF8AT)

209 I tend to think russian intel was feeding steele misinformation, maybe, probably without his knowledge, but nether the less using him to fuck with America

--
power of and

he knew they were giving him junk

he knew he could sell the junk they were giving him

his buyers knew it was junk but they wanted it anyway because all they needed was junk. They couldn't produce the junk themselves because it be their junk then. THey wanted to be able to say hey look at that junk that somebody else found!

If there is a market for junk it will sell. If there is no market for it will not sell, absent fraud. There was no fraud because everybody involved knew exactly what they were doing, buying, selling and did it willingly.

Posted by: just sayin at April 16, 2020 05:47 PM (eJHSb)

210
They didn't so much hack steele...they used him and fed him inaacurate information to fuck with the American Election because an America Divided against itself is in Russia's national interest. Of course you have to pretty stupid and leaning anti-american to being with to fall for that shit, but that is why they chose the dems to feed this shit to
Posted by: Nevergiveup

=========

Ah, getting it. I remember the bogus nature of Steele's sources -- something like some guys drinking vodka and smoking cigarettes and almost fantasizing or spinning. I had thought he basically went looking for any Boris Badenov wannabes who would claim to have dirt on Trump, of course found a couple of them, and wrote it up. So, perhaps, the Boris Badenovs weren't wannabes but the real deal? And they were deliberately feeding Steele fake info? And the FBI KNEW IT ALL ALONG.

The other thing I want to know is, why weren't these footnotes declassified from the start?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2020 05:47 PM (G51Gf)

211 That Team Joe with Xi is my favorite.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 05:47 PM (vs2ae)

212 Last week our local paper had a story about a farmer a bit out of town, he had a specialty business, he had 36,000 separately potted Easter Lilies in full bloom that he sold to churches at this time of year. He had to trash all of them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 05:29 PM (trdmm)


GoFundMe ???

Posted by: Adriane the Landscaping Critic ... at April 16, 2020 05:47 PM (LPnfS)

213 Enjoying the weather?

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at April 16, 2020 05:47 PM (pUwNX)

214 Anytime a leftist or a democrat says he has high credible information, you should immediately punch him in the neck.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2020 05:47 PM (+0AKE)

215 I like DeSantis a lot, and I know Rick Scott paid for a pretty poor unemployment website, but my wife has been trying to apply and this is really bad.

825k applications last week for unemployment, 35k processed (not even that many paid). That is really, really bad.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 16, 2020 05:47 PM (svbBD)

216 ''any joke explained is twice as funny
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:45 PM (JFO2v)''

My husband's belief is that the more he tells the same joke the funnier it gets. I've tried to explain it doesn't work that way but it falls on deaf ears.

Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 05:48 PM (gLRfa)

217 I tend to think russian intel was feeding steele misinformation, maybe, probably without his knowledge, but nether the less using him to fuck with America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (85Gof)



Wait a minute. I was assured that as head of MI6 Russian desk for years and his wide contacts within that circle, he knew the difference between good info and disinformation. Now you're telling me he wouldn't?

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 16, 2020 05:48 PM (Ozpxd)

218 214 Anytime a leftist or a democrat says he has high credible information, you should immediately punch him in the neck.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2020 05:47 PM (+0AKE)

pubic bone punch more effective

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:48 PM (JFO2v)

219
I'd hardly call that sophisticated.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2020 05:42 PM (+0AKE)

Sophisticated enough to trap the dems

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 05:43 PM (85Gof)


The way it works is
you take these barbed hooks and place them along a big shiny spoon and drag it in front of them.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM (d4edd)

220 Anytime a leftist or a democrat says he has high credible information, you should immediately punch him in the neck.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2020 05:47 PM (+0AKE)

pubic bone punch more effective
Posted by: rhennigantx


Donkey punch.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM (wXHOL)

221 138 Bunch of 'I'm on Team Joe' memes....

https://tinyurl.com/y86hcwjv

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (cF8AT)

I just made one with Jared Fogle and the obligatory hair sniff reference

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM (alrWI)

222 216 ''any joke explained is twice as funny
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:45 PM (JFO2v)''

My husband's belief is that the more he tells the same joke the funnier it gets. I've tried to explain it doesn't work that way but it falls on deaf ears.
Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 05:48 PM (gLRfa)

23

ur husband funniest man i never met

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM (JFO2v)

223 Somebody hold JS down. This is going to shock him to the core.

Posted by: Bosk at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM (9m9TT)

224 If anyone's looking to lighten the mood with a somewhat deep cut, here is a set from Curve's live radio session with the BBC's John Peel, from 1991. If you like earlier alt rock, this is well worth listening to - they did really good work on this live radio session.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ-3yceyO20

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM (hYcqw)

225 During the 2016 election, Steele was being paid by 3 people simultaneously.

1. Hillary Clinton
2. The FBI
3. Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)

226 "Sen. Kyrsten Sinema broke rank with Senate Minority Leader Chuck
Schumer on Thursday, calling for the Senate to replenish the
small business relief fund immediately."
That lady's got balls. And a purty mouth.

Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM (Tnijr)

227 It's a wonder we weren't all killed in our sleep with these idiots in charge for 8 years.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2020 05:50 PM (+0AKE)

228 Well, the media could always be trusted to take the Russian's side over America's.

It was true in the 80s, its true today.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 16, 2020 05:50 PM (iuFgi)

229 Donkey punch.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM (wXHOL)

Implies my dick is places I do not want it to be.

PS Not first time.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:50 PM (JFO2v)

230 156
Brian Dennehy, Star of Every Movie Ever Made, Dies at 81



I thought that was Gene Hackman.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 03:04 PM (8fB/R)

Gentelmen, Please!?
( Editor's note: Dammit, I waited my whole life for the Brian Dennehy post and friggin missed it.)

Posted by: Micahel Caine at April 16, 2020 05:50 PM (hlbSB)

231 My husband's belief is that the more he tells the same joke the funnier it gets. I've tried to explain it doesn't work that way but it falls on deaf ears.
Posted by: Tuna

---

You've been talking to my wife, haven't you?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2020 05:50 PM (Y4EXg)

232 Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 05:48 PM (gLRfa)

We may be married to the same person. He's a great guy but some of the jokes I've heard for 35 years. It's tradition, I guess.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 05:50 PM (WI7YS)

233 Maybe the Chinese flu--and the reaction to it by shutting down the economy--was unleashed just to keep THIS story from having maximum impact?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 05:50 PM (CqE5x)

234 My husband's belief is that the more he tells the same joke the funnier it gets. I've tried to explain it doesn't work that way but it falls on deaf ears.
Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 05:48 PM (gLRfa)
++++++++++++++
Not to you, maybe. It is *certainly* funny to him

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 05:51 PM (hYcqw)

235 The US Media sure gives me a Lenin in Germany vibe these day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2020 05:51 PM (u82oZ)

236 Okay, this thread begs for this:

https://tinyurl.com/ych9dztr

Ef U, John McCain's daughter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

237 Are there any bad stories about DJT that are so ridiculous the neverTrumpers wouldn't believe them?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 16, 2020 05:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

238 87 George Papadopoulus' FBI interview transcripts were also released earlier this week.

The FBI totally framed him shocking nobody.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:30 PM (ZLI7S)

Papadop needs to be pardoned. Get that felony conviction wiped from the record.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 16, 2020 05:52 PM (iuFgi)

239 232 Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 05:48 PM (gLRfa)

We may be married to the same person. He's a great guy but some of the jokes I've heard for 35 years. It's tradition, I guess.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 05:50 PM (WI7YS)

only known wife since 78 got new jokes... in the 00s.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:52 PM (JFO2v)

240 1st World Problems
Having shaved rib eye, fried peppers and onions and no long roll to put it on , so having fries with it because someone mentioned frys the other day.

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)

241 Are there any bad stories about DJT that are so ridiculous the neverTrumpers wouldn't believe them?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 16, 2020 05:52 PM (Uu+Jp)
---------------

This falls under the heading of, "rhetorical question," yes?

Posted by: Blake - smi-lurker in marginal standing
at April 16, 2020 05:53 PM (WEBkv)

242 On a cart ride, we just saw a lovely alligator. He was basking in the sun in someone's back yard, and looked to be about 6-8'.

Yuge, luxurious. The best.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

243 Anytime a leftist or a democrat says he has high credible information, you should immediately punch him in the neck.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2020 05:47 PM (+0AKE)

pubic bone punch more effective
Posted by: rhennigantx


Donkey punch.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM



**ahem...adopts beer salesman at a baseball game voice**

Shivs!
Got yer shivs here!
All color shivs.
Bluebell specials at a dollar off!
Shivs!
Got yer shivs here!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2020 05:53 PM (axyOa)

244 *standing at mexican boarder*

Put Up That Wall

420 miles by November!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:53 PM (JFO2v)

245 240 1st World Problems
Having shaved rib eye, fried peppers and onions and no long roll to put it on , so having fries with it because someone mentioned frys the other day.
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2


Did your rib eye have a five o'clock shadow?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 05:53 PM (vs2ae)

246 I like this one: https://twitter.com/PNUGE01/status/1250900134147358722/photo/1

Especially the caption.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 05:54 PM (Eicbe)

247 We may be married to the same person. He's a great guy but some of the jokes I've heard for 35 years. It's tradition, I guess.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 05:50 PM (WI7YS)

---------

*turns stud finder on*

*makes BEEP BEEP BEEP noise while holding it to my chest*

FOUND ONE!!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:54 PM (nw6Hr)

248 Emo Schoolgirl is tiresome, after 4+ constant years of emo schoolgirling.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy at April 16, 2020 05:54 PM (x6XkS)

249 Remember all those commercials that started with "In A World....."

Well, we're there now.

"In a World (insert your own personal disaster)"

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 16, 2020 05:54 PM (7ZQe3)

250 So all the people accusing us of being Putin stooges were Putin stooges.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM (oVJmc)

251 The FBI also shared that information with the State Dept, under Kerry and with Victoria Nuland, who was the head of Europe/East Asian affairs.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM (UGlAW)

252 1st world problem

daughter wanted to make homemade chicken noodle soup

just got home with 12 dollar worth of restaurant broth

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM (JFO2v)

253 It's funny-- even after Mueller's wet fart of report and televised testimony, the "Trump is a Russian stooge/asset who collude with them to steal the election from Hillary" meme will not die.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM (CqE5x)

254 Hey fappers. Been doing my finest impression of a one-armed paper hanger today.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM (NWiLs)

255 Not to you, maybe. It is *certainly* funny to him

Oh yeah my husband thinks he's hilarious. Doesn't understand why I don't laugh at lame jokes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM (dUJdY)

256 Remember all those commercials that started with "In A World....."

Well, we're there now.

"In a World (insert your own personal disaster)"
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 16, 2020 05:54 PM (7ZQe3)
++++++++++++++
Great movie trailer (never saw the movie, apparently it wasn't great):
https://youtu.be/fVDzuT0fXro

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM (hYcqw)

257 Those "Team Joe" things are brilliant. Thank you, Biden campaign, you magnificent bastards.

I'M ON TEAM JOE!

I GOT HAIRY LEGS

The kids used to rub my leg

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM (t+qrx)

258 "Sen. Kyrsten Sinema broke rank with Senate Minority Leader Chuck
Schumer on Thursday, calling for the Senate to replenish the
small business relief fund immediately."
That lady's got balls. And a purty mouth.

Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM (Tnijr)
---
The balls are still a deal killer, though.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 05:56 PM (Eicbe)

259 This SBA stunt by the Dems might be the last test we'll ever have or need to determine if the GOP (not Trump) will ever be of much use, without near-total replacement.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 05:56 PM (El6T/)

260 Hey fappers. Been doing my finest impression of a one-armed paper hanger today.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM (NWiLs)
----------------

This is a good thing, yes?

Posted by: Blake - smi-lurker in marginal standing
at April 16, 2020 05:56 PM (WEBkv)

261 226 "Sen. Kyrsten Sinema broke rank with Senate Minority Leader Chuck
Schumer on Thursday, calling for the Senate to replenish the
small business relief fund immediately."
That lady's got balls. And a purty mouth.
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM (Tnijr)

It's theater. She's firmly on the side of the Donks.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 16, 2020 05:56 PM (iuFgi)

262 Oops, hit post too soon. Nuland sent all that info to Killary.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2020 05:56 PM (UGlAW)

263 250 So all the people accusing us of being Putin stooges were Putin stooges.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM (oVJmc)

All those peeps cried when the wall fell. When PDT added tariffs they cried. They cried more than my little sister watching Lassie.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:56 PM (JFO2v)

264 We picked up pulled pork and collard greens from a restaurant friend's food truck, during our cart ride. He's suffering like the rest of us. Owns a very well-known family restaurant here, and is afraid of losing his decade's old family business.

I've got cauliflower roasting in the oven that I'll toss with hot peperoncini and sherry vinegar when it comes out.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

265 Been doing my finest impression of a one-armed paper hanger today.

Hey, it's honest work.

Posted by: One-legged ass kicker at April 16, 2020 05:56 PM (EgshT)

266 Hey Insomniac!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:56 PM (dUJdY)

267 Fredo Coumo the smart one, the gov. announces that the Northeastern Directorate will stay closed till May 15 or longer.

Northeastern Directorate are 6 states.
The republic is dead.
Ammo and food.

Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 05:56 PM (WX+x0)

268 Hey fappers. Been doing my finest impression of a one-armed paper hanger today.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM



Cool Beans Insom!
Idle hands are tools of the devil! Just look at us!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2020 05:57 PM (axyOa)

269 That lady's got balls. And a purty mouth.

Ultimately with Romney's balls in them.

Don't forget her vote for impeachment.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2020 05:57 PM (ykYG2)

270 So all the people accusing us of being Putin stooges were Putin stooges.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM (oVJmc)
---
Please. We prefer the word "dupes"!

Posted by: The Press at April 16, 2020 05:57 PM (Eicbe)

271 222
216 ''any joke explained is twice as funny

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:45 PM (JFO2v)''



My husband's belief is that the more he tells the same joke the
funnier it gets. I've tried to explain it doesn't work that way but it
falls on deaf ears.

Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 05:48 PM (gLRfa)



23



ur husband funniest man i never met

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM (JFO2v)

I DON'T GET IT?

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at April 16, 2020 05:57 PM (hlbSB)

272 255 Not to you, maybe. It is *certainly* funny to him

Oh yeah my husband thinks he's hilarious. Doesn't understand why I don't laugh at lame jokes.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM (dUJdY)

23 ha ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:57 PM (JFO2v)

273 Hey fappers. Been doing my finest impression of a one-armed paper hanger today.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM
++++++++++
Glad to hear it, Insom!

Also, that is one of my favorite expressions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 05:57 PM (hYcqw)

274 260 Hey fappers. Been doing my finest impression of a one-armed paper hanger today.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM (NWiLs)
----------------

This is a good thing, yes?
Posted by: Blake - smi-lurker in marginal standing

Oh yes. Yes it is. I can tell I'm slightly rusty but I'll be a well-oiled machine in short order.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

275 So to summarize, Hillary colluded with rando spy, who colluded with McCain, who colluded with the FBI, who colluded with Russia to try and get Trump to collide with Russia?

I can't keep up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 05:58 PM (vs2ae)

276 "Cool Beans Insom!

Idle hands are tools of the devil! Just look at us!!!"


The world is upside down. Insomniac is working and we're all sitting here on the blog.

Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:58 PM (Tnijr)

277 Sinema is a head fake. Pay her no mind.

Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 05:58 PM (WX+x0)

278 Those "Team Joe" things are brilliant. Thank you, Biden campaign, you magnificent bastards.



I'M ON TEAM JOE!



I GOT HAIRY LEGS



The kids used to rub my leg

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2020 05:55 PM (t+qrx)


I want someone to do Margaret Sanger, Xii, Raoul Castro, Maduro.....too many more to think of right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

279 Jewells!
*hugs*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

280 I'll wear a mask and a fucking harem outfit everyday if they just open the damn state up!
Posted by: Jewells45

From the previous thread.

Hmm. Spread this to some libs. How to find out if you are married to a SJW? Ask her to wear a fucking harem outfit.

"You want me to wear what?" "Are you objectifying me?"

Thanks for the LOL, Jewels45

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2020 05:58 PM (u82oZ)

281 I DON'T GET IT?
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at April 16, 2020 05:57 PM (hlbSB)

the fucking jokes are number get it like NASCAR 23 fucking funniest joke eva!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:58 PM (JFO2v)

282 Wasn't it BOA in Isla Vista that the Lefties attacked, back in the day?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2020 05:58 PM (Lqy/e)

283 The world is upside down. Insomniac is working and we're all sitting here on the blog.
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:58 PM (Tnijr)

----

I was just going to say something to that effect.

Next thing you know he'll tell us he's getting married.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:59 PM (nw6Hr)

284 Oh yes. Yes it is. I can tell I'm slightly rusty but I'll be a well-oiled machine in short order.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 05:58 PM (NWiLs)
-----------

Great news and thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Blake - smi-lurker in marginal standing
at April 16, 2020 05:59 PM (WEBkv)

285 Popcorn! Popcorn, Here!

Lol. DeepState Scandal unravelling by the hour, at record pace. Isn't it AMAZING how clearly the corruption shines through once the ridiculous redactions are removed from the Docs?

BTW - Fire Wray. Now. The redactions were not for "protecting sources and methods." Most were put in place to protect the easily observable criminal conduct of the DOJ, FBI and Intelligence agency bad actors. Outrageous. I mean... LOOK at the unreacted material.

With the increased pace of revelations, it's pretty hard to conclude anything other than soon incoming indictments from Durham and Barr.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 16, 2020 05:59 PM (DRgs8)

286 >>Papadop needs to be pardoned. Get that felony conviction wiped from the record.

I want to see Adam Lovinger get his security clearance, job and back pay. He got totally screwed for telling the truth and outing Halper.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:59 PM (ZLI7S)

287 276 "Cool Beans Insom!

Idle hands are tools of the devil! Just look at us!!!"


The world is upside down. Insomniac is working and we're all sitting here on the blog.
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:58 PM (Tnijr)

Surely the End Times are upon us.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 05:59 PM (NWiLs)

288 Hey fappers. Been doing my finest impression of a one-armed paper hanger today.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Good !

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 05:59 PM (arJlL)

289 "Sen. Kyrsten Sinema broke rank with Senate Minority Leader Chuck
Schumer on Thursday, calling for the Senate to replenish the
small business relief fund immediately."
That lady's got balls. And a purty mouth.
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM (Tnijr)

It's theater. She's firmly on the side of the Donks.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 16, 2020 05:56 PM



This.
Complete bullsh*t.
All show and trying to look centerist. Lying bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2020 05:59 PM (axyOa)

290 So Comey weaponizing the Steele document means he was DOING PUTIN'S BIDDING.

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2020 06:00 PM (Y274z)

291 Every bit of the "dossier", and every bit of the non-existent contradictory faux reasoning behind the idea that RUSSIA! would want or be able to pressure Trump, was OBVIOUSLY RIDICULOUS, at first glance. Period.

For anyone with the slightest clue or experience about RUSSIA!, or US-Russian relations, or foreign policy, or economics, or intelligence, or politics, or anything else of relevance.

And pursuant to my fixed approach, every single person who treated it otherwise has demonstrated their ignorance and stupidity - no excuses or dodges related to evil, or dishonest, or malevolent, etc. Nope.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 06:00 PM (El6T/)

292 In my harem, there won't be any outfits.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2020 06:00 PM (+0AKE)

293 289 "Sen. Kyrsten Sinema broke rank with Senate Minority Leader Chuck
Schumer on Thursday, calling for the Senate to replenish the
small business relief fund immediately."
That lady's got balls. And a purty mouth.
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM (Tnijr)

One word... ELECTION

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2020 06:00 PM (5bxa0)

294 "That lady's got balls. And a purty mouth.


Ultimately with Romney's balls in them.


Don't forget her vote for impeachment."


She's the only one that is willing to speak up but yeah a Democrat so automatically the enemy.

Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 06:00 PM (Tnijr)

295 There's a lot of talk of penetration in this post, but the key is:

Was the penetration welcome?

Posted by: 40 miles north at April 16, 2020 06:00 PM (o2vOl)

296 In another time in space I had good shaved steak I would run out for a fresh long roll, now days its not worth the hassle.

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:00 PM (ZCEU2)

297 283 The world is upside down. Insomniac is working and we're all sitting here on the blog.
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:58 PM (Tnijr)

----

I was just going to say something to that effect.

Next thing you know he'll tell us he's getting married.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:59

Bite your tongue!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 06:01 PM (NWiLs)

298 sniffybigtoe

Breast milk everywhere. Clothes help.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2020 06:01 PM (u82oZ)

299 I wonder what Barr has to say about this. His BFFs Mueller and Rosenpenis were up to their eyeballs in this dumbassery.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 16, 2020 06:01 PM (C+yOi)

300
Jewells was just going all Barbara Eden in the last thread.

Masks? no!!!!!!!!!

Veils and gauzy girl pants?


I am open to inspect visual samples...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 16, 2020 06:01 PM (G1eBa)

301 I've been meaning to ask Insom if the Four Riders have a good dental plan.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 06:01 PM (Eicbe)

302 They're all trying to avoid a sedition charge. They want to say they were incompetent instead of seditious

Posted by: artemis at April 16, 2020 06:01 PM (AwPyG)

303 >>I wonder what Barr has to say about this. His BFFs Mueller and Rosenpenis were up to their eyeballs in this dumbassery.

Wanna double your bet?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 06:01 PM (ZLI7S)

304 I think corny jokes are the hallmark of a great husband. That's what I'm going with.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 16, 2020 06:01 PM (Xt7n2)

305 The Russians have turned Denver into Siberia. Second snowstorm this week. I have 8" of global warming on my porch.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 16, 2020 06:01 PM (VNmG1)

306 The U.S. ships issued several warnings through bridge-to-bridge radio, blasts from the ships' horns and long-range acoustic noise maker devices.

So, they blew their horn, and then blew a louder horn?

Also, why is the coast guard in the Persian gulf?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2020 06:02 PM (dNzKv)

307 Yep, Bank of America, Isla Vista - 1973? Not sure.

IV became quite the dump, then I think money got poured in it was improved.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 06:02 PM (El6T/)

308 Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Married. No.

His biggest danger is to look like a deer or a woodpecker.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2020 06:02 PM (u82oZ)

309 In my harem, there won't be any outfits.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2020 06:00 PM



Never underestimate the power of a good veil.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2020 06:02 PM (axyOa)

310 The world is upside down. Insomniac is working and we're all sitting here on the blog.


HAHAHAHAHA
oh god

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 16, 2020 06:02 PM (G1eBa)

311 281
I DON'T GET IT?

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at April 16, 2020 05:57 PM (hlbSB)



the fucking jokes are number get it like NASCAR 23 fucking funniest joke eva!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:58 PM (JFO2v)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE YOU EXPLAINED THE JOKE TO BEN ROTHISLBERGERGLER BUT SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN A JOKE.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at April 16, 2020 06:02 PM (hlbSB)

312 The world is upside down. Insomniac is working and we're all sitting here on the blog.
Posted by: fd


*snort*

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2020 06:02 PM (d7Ww2)

313 Maybe we'll finally discover the truth behind Brennan's secretive trip to Russia in March 2016.

Posted by: EveR at April 16, 2020 06:02 PM (ZZDMQ)

314 Someone needs to have an accident in Gorky Park.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2020 06:03 PM (TQ/zJ)

315 The Russians have turned Denver into Siberia. Second snowstorm this week. I have 8" of global warming on my porch.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 16, 2020 06:01 PM (VNmG1)
----------------

Silly.

That's just J.J. playing with the weather machine again.

Posted by: Blake - smi-lurker in marginal standing
at April 16, 2020 06:03 PM (WEBkv)

316 Cat Ass Trophy

The CG helps with Law enforcement, ship inspections, and port security.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2020 06:03 PM (u82oZ)

317 Amazing how fast the FBI sank the MSM in trustworthiness.

Posted by: Latex Face Mask at April 16, 2020 06:03 PM (f7UhB)

318 285 . . . BTW - Fire Wray. Now. The redactions were not for "protecting sources and methods." Most were put in place to protect the easily observable criminal conduct of the DOJ, FBI and Intelligence agency bad actors. Outrageous. I mean... LOOK at the unreacted material.

Posted by: RichardWindsor
____________

^^^ This ^^^

Posted by: Furious George at April 16, 2020 06:03 PM (9vQJW)

319 301 I've been meaning to ask Insom if the Four Riders have a good dental plan.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 06:01 PM (Eicbe)

Pretty average. Co-pays are low but the annual maximum is a problem if you need serious dental work.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 06:03 PM (NWiLs)

320

Trump's plan being announced today.

Bars and School stay closed until Phase 2.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:03 PM (8fB/R)

321 lol NaCly..you're welcome. I may need to lay off the ice cream and other crap food if I'm ever to impress anyone in my harem outfit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 06:03 PM (dUJdY)

322 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKR7i-2EC6w

Fox News link to the upcoming White House press conference

Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 06:03 PM (UZ8BZ)

323 Tom Nichols strikes me more as a queefer than a sperger. But OK.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (m/eiQ)

324 Think Barr as Rainman (dusty Hoffman). OwOw
it's too loud. Ah ow can't nnno stop oooh.

Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (WX+x0)

325 Trump's plan being announced today.


Is he speaking yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (5bxa0)

326 Bars and School stay closed until Phase 2.

---

What if a restaurant just happens to also have a bar? Like a "Supper Club"?

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (7ZQe3)

327 Trump's plan being announced today.

Bars and School stay closed until Phase 2.

Groups of

Distancing measures continue in place.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (8fB/R)

328 The world is upside down. Insomniac is working and we're all sitting here on the blog.

lmao!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (dUJdY)

329 @237: well, some of them apparently believed that Gorilla Channel thing.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (rWZ8Y)

330 Someone needs to have an accident in Gorky Park.


Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2020 06:03 PM



Hey!
I've got good and proven track record! No need to go offshore.

Posted by: Ft Marcy Park at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (axyOa)

331
Bars and School stay closed until Phase 2.



Education at home and drunk sex at home.

I am at peace.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (G1eBa)

332 JJ cut it out! I'm tired of snow!

Posted by: Old Blue at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (VNmG1)

333 In my harem, there won't be any outfits.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2020 06:00 PM
.........

Will there be eunuchs?

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

334 300 face veil and harem see through pants

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:05 PM (ZCEU2)

335 Saw a headline saying America has lost 16 million jobs in 3 weeks.

They're not exactly lost. We know where they went.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 06:05 PM (Eicbe)

336 Trump's plan being announced today.

Bars and School stay closed until Phase 2.

Groups of 10 or less

Distancing measures continue in place.

Don't know about restaurants with bars. Probably keeping the pub area shut down.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:05 PM (8fB/R)

337 Oh yea, and here's some more good news.... The biggest revelations of the Biggest Scandal in US History are still yet to come.

What don't we know yet?

(1) We don't know WHAT DATA was collected as a result of the illegal FISA warrants. Trump campaign information (?) Hmmmmmmm.

(2) We don't know WHO had access to the FISA Data, but we DO know that non-governmental third-parties were granted access to the FISA database, the data so accessed was not subjected to required "minimum disclosure" rules, and those 3rd parties "extracted" the data from the data base, and they did all of this for months until Admiral Rogers shut it all down.... So, who WERE the third parties that got all of this access? Were any of them, by chance, associated with Hillary Clinton? Wait! Didn't Trey Gowdy once blurt out on live TV that when "Sidney Blumenthal's name" is all over the documents, you have a problem (WHOOPS!)

This gonna be fun

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 16, 2020 06:06 PM (DRgs8)

338 and now we find out why all those footnotes were "redacted"...

that way the MFM would find it easier to spin the results against Trump.

enemies of the people indeed.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 16, 2020 06:06 PM (5ua3Z)

339

Problem with schools staying closed until Phase 2 are if both parents working.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:06 PM (8fB/R)

340 Trump's plan being announced today.



Bars and School stay closed until Phase 2.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:03 PM

---

Which will pretty much kill our VFW.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2020 06:06 PM (JUOKG)

341 328 The world is upside down. Insomniac is working and we're all sitting here on the blog.

lmao!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (dUJdY)

Question, Jewells: is there some county by county leeway in MO about what is closed, and what is open?? I really need a haircut, and all!!

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2020 06:06 PM (90T4r)

342 329 @237: well, some of them apparently believed that Gorilla Channel thing.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (rWZ8Y)

Gorillas in the Mish would be a great porn

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:06 PM (JFO2v)

343 287 276 "Cool Beans Insom!

Idle hands are tools of the devil! Just look at us!!!"


The world is upside down. Insomniac is working and we're all sitting here on the blog.
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:58 PM (Tnijr)

Surely the End Times are upon us.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 05:59 PM (NWiLs)

Hey, we know that tune

Posted by: The British Army at Yorktown at April 16, 2020 06:06 PM (gD6Ka)

344 Jewells45

Don't ever worry about that. Remember, you are an artiste, and can use your craft and skills to good effect.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2020 06:06 PM (u82oZ)

345 Lulz


Facebook is using a commie Wuhan Lab worker to 'fact check' you plebes.


https://tinyurl.com/ya3bptey

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 06:07 PM (vs2ae)

346 This gonna be fun
Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 16, 2020 06:06 PM (DRgs


And thanks again to Fitton and his group going after Shrillary's emails that Google is hiding.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:07 PM (8fB/R)

347 Only Birx on the stage.
PDT!

Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 06:07 PM (UZ8BZ)

348 LOL. Mitt Romney is the only GOP senator not appointed to the task force to reopen the economy.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 16, 2020 06:07 PM (xPl2J)

349 Trumpenfurher

Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 06:07 PM (WX+x0)

350 Trump on

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 06:07 PM (cF8AT)

351 For the land of the free
Better safe, than sorry

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:07 PM (ZCEU2)

352 Wanna double your bet?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 06:01 PM (ZLI7S)

When the first one of Barky's cabinet members get arrested, we'll square up.

If come through Denver and I can meet you for a scotch and cigar before that, we can go to Highland Tap and Burger and discuss it further. You can get a little taste of what your're gonna be paying me. ;-)

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 16, 2020 06:07 PM (C+yOi)

353 What if a restaurant just happens to also have a bar? Like a "Supper Club"?
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (7ZQe3)

------

Tequilla, Scotch, and Vodka OK.

Must rope off the beer gin and schnaaps.

Plastic cups only. No glass. Lemons are good. Limes are Bad.

Barstools must remain upside down at all times.

No Ice. No swizzle Sticks. Olives are OK.

6 person MAX LIMIT, NO EXEPTIONS.

~Goevernor Half Whitt

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 06:07 PM (nw6Hr)

354 Which will pretty much kill our VFW.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2020 06:06 PM (JUOKG)


but good burgers!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:08 PM (8fB/R)

355 So last year.

50k killed by opiods

Nothing we can do! Nothing! Not a fucking thing!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:08 PM (JFO2v)

356 "Our most potent weapon of all: the courage of the American people."

Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 06:08 PM (UZ8BZ)

357 Trump up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:08 PM (8fB/R)

358 328
The world is upside down. Insomniac is working and we're all sitting here on the blog.



lmao!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (dUJdY)

329
@237: well, some of them apparently believed that Gorilla Channel thing.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (rWZ8Y)

please don't tell me there's no Gorilla Channel..I can only take so much.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 16, 2020 06:08 PM (7ZMbn)

359 >>If come through Denver and I can meet you for a scotch and cigar before that, we can go to Highland Tap and Burger and discuss it further. You can get a little taste of what your're gonna be paying me. ;-)

Ha. Deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 06:08 PM (ZLI7S)

360 a very thin, gauzy veil

Posted by: free tibet at April 16, 2020 06:08 PM (aKxkI)

361 Barstools must remain upside down at all times.

No Ice. No swizzle Sticks. Olives are OK.

6 person MAX LIMIT, NO EXEPTIONS.

~Goevernor Half Whitt
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 06:07 PM (nw6Hr)

Barstools must remain upside down at all times.

Seat 4 gheys.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:09 PM (JFO2v)

362 Don't know about restaurants with bars. Probably keeping the pub
area shut down.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:05 PM (8fB/R)

------------------

Nah, pub will be 0pen. Free complimentary drink with your $12 hors d'oeuvre.

Posted by: Blake - smi-lurker in marginal standing
at April 16, 2020 06:09 PM (WEBkv)

363 Gorillas have TINY penises- just don't ever point that out to them.

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2020 06:09 PM (90T4r)

364 @237: well, some of them apparently believed that Gorilla Channel thing.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 16, 2020 06:04 PM (rWZ8Y)

please don't tell me there's no Gorilla Channel..I can only take so much.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 16, 2020 06:08 PM (7ZMbn)

I won't. But only because you asked so politely.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

365 Last week our local paper had a story about a farmer a bit out of town, he had a specialty business, he had 36,000 separately potted Easter Lilies in full bloom that he sold to churches at this time of year. He had to trash all of them.
Posted by: Tom Servo

-------

36,000 Easter Lillies at 30.00 per is... carry the 1, add another comma.....

*holy shit*

Thats a metric fuckton of revenue. Ouch.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:40 PM (nw6Hr)
***********
This is the stuff that needs to be posted on Facebook because I don't think people understand how devastating this shutdown is going to be.

With sporting events not being open people that run the concession stand are out of of business.

And 80% of colleges will shutdown because so many depend on sports for their revenue.

Farmers are dumping products because the restaurants aren't open.

Retail stores will be filing for bankruptcy or shutting down completely.

Small businesses will be gone.

States are running out of money because they aren't collecting taxes.

The Karens and the Dem voters need to wake up because this will impact them one way or another.
Maybe when they're living under a bridge without a cellphone to post on social media they'll get it.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2020 06:09 PM (wiXsO)

366 please don't tell me there's no Gorilla Channel..I can only take so much.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 16, 2020 06:08 PM (7ZMbn)

666 on comcast

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:09 PM (JFO2v)

367 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Unn8wIQzAeE

Posted by: banned at April 16, 2020 06:09 PM (cG7oL)

368 Gillian Turner is freaking HAWT

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 16, 2020 06:09 PM (G1eBa)

369
No Ice. No swizzle Sticks. Olives are OK.



6 person MAX LIMIT, NO EXEPTIONS.



~Goevernor Half Whitt

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 06:07 PM (nw6Hr)

but lap dances right?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (7ZMbn)

370 "And 80% of colleges will shutdown because so many depend on sports for their revenue."

I'm so turned on right now...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (NWiLs)

371 310 The world is upside down. Insomniac is working and we're all sitting here on the blog.


HAHAHAHAHA
oh god
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 16, 2020 06:02 PM (G1eBa)

...

Muahahahahahaha

Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (yL25O)

372 Trump needs a bump of cocaine.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

373 Cannibal !

You're ALIVE !

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (arJlL)

374 WHO is supposed to prevent deaths from pandemics. By cooperating with Chinese disinformation they undoubtedly CAUSED thousands of deaths that could have been stopped at the Chinese border.

Limbaugh has an interesting theory--the best that I've heard: When China saw that this was going to negatively impact their economy, they thought why have just THEIR economy ruined? And so they wanted this to spread.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (Eicbe)

375 It's sad that this has happened to the world.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (UZ8BZ)

376 He's back to golden and orange today. Maybe the people who said it was just lighting yesterday were right.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (rWZ8Y)

377 50k killed by opiods

Nothing we can do! Nothing! Not a fucking thing!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:08 PM (JFO2v)

-----

70k actually.....

We can give then free needles and places to shoot up!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (nw6Hr)

378 368 Gillian Turner is freaking HAWT
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 16, 2020 06:09 PM (G1eBa)

Ah Gillian, made me think of Gillian Anderson.

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)

379 >>> Bars and School stay closed until Phase 2.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

F' that shit!

Ugh

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (gJNMH)

380 363 Gorillas have TINY penises- just don't ever point that out to them.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2020 06:09 PM (90T4r)

*pulls down bottom eyelid*

Posted by: Go rilla at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (JFO2v)

381 redridinghood

We sweat equity our Constitution Bee event by working KSU football games as concession folks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2020 06:11 PM (u82oZ)

382 365 . . . And 80% of colleges will shutdown because so many depend on sports for their revenue.

Posted by: redridinghood
___________

Not seeing a problem here.

Posted by: Furious George at April 16, 2020 06:11 PM (9vQJW)

383 PDT hasn't mentioned Chy-na yet, I don't think.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 06:11 PM (UZ8BZ)

384 Trump needs a bump of cocaine.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (Dc2NZ)


He needs a journohead to ruffle his feathers.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:11 PM (8fB/R)

385 I won't. But only because you asked so politely.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

Oh its 6 in Florida. Yo Insom. Hows the rat race?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 16, 2020 06:11 PM (7ZMbn)

386 Ah Gillian, made me think of Gillian Anderson.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)


Also hawt. Or was the last time I checked, in 1998 or so.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2020 06:11 PM (t+qrx)

387 See!

See!



it hurts, when someone steals your schtick!
--------
MEME STEAL
SAD MAKE

Posted by: the horta at April 16, 2020 06:12 PM (TQ/zJ)

388 The part of Brian Dennehy will be played by the Blue Ridge Mountains.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2020 06:12 PM (XrCyE)

389 >>And 80% of colleges will shutdown because so many depend on sports for their revenue.


Go ahead and make it 90%.

Just to be safe.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2020 06:12 PM (5nepv)

390 Tubal as far as I know it's statewide..you would just have to check your area. Nothing here is open. I may have to resort to my husband painting my toes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 06:12 PM (dUJdY)

391 Redridinghood you are exactly correct!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 16, 2020 06:12 PM (Xt7n2)

392 The Karens and the Dem voters need to wake up because this will impact them one way or another.
Maybe when they're living under a bridge without a cellphone to post on social media they'll get it.
Posted by: redridinghood


I pray they don't wake up. I pray they ride the bitch into the dirt.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2020 06:12 PM (wXHOL)

393 386 Ah Gillian, made me think of Gillian Anderson.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)

Also hawt. Or was the last time I checked, in 1998 or so.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2020 06:11 PM (t+qrx)

She has held up Amazingly well.

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2020 06:12 PM (90T4r)

394
I can't believe this shit. Next thing you'll tell me a criminally insane drunken lesbian who sells government secrets and has people killed because they know too much nearly got elected President, or something crazy like that.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 16, 2020 06:12 PM (7ZNN5)

395 I think it must have been the lighting yesterday that took the golden from the golden scalp weasel.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 06:12 PM (UZ8BZ)

396 Gillian Anderson got too thin.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 16, 2020 06:13 PM (xPl2J)

397 370 "And 80% of colleges will shutdown because so many depend on sports for their revenue."

I'm so turned on right now...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (NWiLs)

college sucks. I want another degree but hate kollage. hope they kill and eat each other.

oh yeah fuck Fenves

Posted by: Go rilla at April 16, 2020 06:13 PM (JFO2v)

398 "Unexpectedly" Penetrated Ace

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 16, 2020 06:13 PM (WbSe5)

399 The part of Brian Dennehy will be played by the Blue Ridge Mountains.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2020 06:12 PM (XrCyE)
---
Hollywood's biggest star is dead.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 06:13 PM (Eicbe)

400 Don't fall for this garbage, the people at the FBI being duped by Russia is a cover story for a malicious political spying operation done by the people at the FBI willingly.

Posted by: SamGompers at April 16, 2020 06:13 PM (+Sd+5)

401 385 I won't. But only because you asked so politely.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

Oh its 6 in Florida. Yo Insom. Hows the rat race?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 16, 2020 06:11 PM (7ZMbn)

Yo! Hitting the ground running, my dude. Good stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 06:13 PM (NWiLs)

402 please don't tell me there's no Gorilla Channel..I can only take so much.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 16, 2020 06:08 PM (7ZMbn)
666 on comcast
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:09 PM (JFO2v)

Ummmmmmm...No.

But there is Gorilla Ammunition. They make a 77gr .223 Rem for those in need.

They be in Vero Beach, Florida.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 16, 2020 06:13 PM (Z+IKu)

403 390 Tubal as far as I know it's statewide..you would just have to check your area. Nothing here is open. I may have to resort to my husband painting my toes.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 06:12 PM (dUJdY)

How about his hair? You have bowls, yes??

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2020 06:13 PM (90T4r)

404 Hey Jewells, did you see that Gov. Parson's extended MO lockdown to 5/3? Shorter than KC and STL, but WTH?

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 06:13 PM (Dhht7)

405 Say it, Donnie! Set us free!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2020 06:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

406 The Karens and the Dem voters need to wake up because this will impact them one way or another.
Maybe when they're living under a bridge without a cellphone to post on social media they'll get it.
Posted by: redridinghood

---

You have much more confidence in them learning from experience than I do.

'Karen and Dem voters' is a state of mind. Anything that contradicts that worldview will be rejected out of hand.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2020 06:14 PM (Y4EXg)

407 373
Cannibal !



You're ALIVE !

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (arJlL)

despite Heidi stickign pins in the voodoo doll. I just ran out of appropriately (for me) inane comments to make. I hate to disappoint. So I'll be lurking mostly down the line...watching. reporting.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 16, 2020 06:14 PM (7ZMbn)

408 m - "evil virus from a foreign land"

Chi-nah

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 06:14 PM (El6T/)

409
Also hawt. Or was the last time I checked, in 1998 or so.


*beams proudly*

*pulls up old man socks*


*coughs*
*beams proudly again

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Dadasaurus Rex at April 16, 2020 06:14 PM (G1eBa)

410 good, he is hitting the public health aspects of lockdown

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 16, 2020 06:14 PM (rWZ8Y)

411 404 Hey Jewells, did you see that Gov. Parson's extended MO lockdown to 5/3? Shorter than KC and STL, but WTH?
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 06:13 PM (Dhht7)

So, different for different parts of the State?

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2020 06:14 PM (90T4r)

412 408 m - "evil virus from a foreign land"

Chi-nah
Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 06:14 PM (El6T/)

Good catch.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 06:15 PM (UZ8BZ)

413 Lockdown is ASSHOE!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 06:15 PM (NWiLs)

414 Jewells45

Ask your usual hair dresser for help.

Some can comb their hair forward nd say Not a sheep-dog. Not me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2020 06:15 PM (u82oZ)

415 And 80% of colleges will shutdown because so many depend on sports for their revenue.


Go ahead and make it 90%.

Just to be safe.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2020 06:12 PM (5nepv)


yeah, read something that said Boston, and perhaps Harvard, not open until 2021

boohoo

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:15 PM (8fB/R)

416 despite Heidi stickign pins in the voodoo doll. I just ran out of appropriately (for me) inane comments to make. I hate to disappoint. So I'll be lurking mostly down the line...watching. reporting.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob

Have fun and stay safe !

Regards to Heidi

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 06:15 PM (arJlL)

417 400 Don't fall for this garbage, the people at the FBI being duped by Russia is a cover story for a malicious political spying operation done by the people at the FBI willingly.
Posted by: SamGompers at April 16, 2020 06:13 PM (+Sd+5)

duh!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:15 PM (JFO2v)

418 PDT hasn't mentioned Chy-na yet, I don't think.
Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 06:11 PM (UZ8BZ)
.........

Here you go. CHY-nuh!

https://tinyurl.com/o8d4sme

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2020 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

419 Yo! Hitting the ground running, my dude. Good stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 06:13 PM (NWiLs)

OK, who is this and what the fuck did you do with my snarly buddy Insomniac.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 16, 2020 06:15 PM (7ZMbn)

420 >>yeah, read something that said Boston, and perhaps Harvard, not open until 2021


Stay Strong, Boston.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2020 06:16 PM (5nepv)

421 Lockdown is ASSHOE!!

Posted by: Insomniac


You sir, may represent me anytime.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Dadasaurus Rex at April 16, 2020 06:16 PM (G1eBa)

422
''389 >>And 80% of colleges will shutdown because so many depend on sports for their revenue. ''

Meh. I could miss a season of Buckeye football. My husband would be inconsolable though it would save him the price of a season ticket. If the hockey season doesn't start back up I'm going to be inconsolable

Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 06:16 PM (gLRfa)

423 305 The Russians have turned Denver into Siberia. Second snowstorm this week. I have 8" of global warming on my porch.

I think we have even more up here in FoCo. Really coming down out there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 16, 2020 06:16 PM (SAK2A)

424 Don't fall for this garbage, the people at the FBI being duped by Russia

If only we had a federal agency in charge of counterintelligence to deal with issues like this.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2020 06:16 PM (XrCyE)

425 "Now that we have passed the peak in new cases...."

We don't really know that until the story's over.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 06:16 PM (UZ8BZ)

426 If this is winning sure hate to know losing. Trump and Gov Abbott get the f out of the way!

Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 06:16 PM (WX+x0)

427 WHO is supposed to prevent deaths from pandemics. By cooperating with Chinese disinformation they undoubtedly CAUSED thousands of deaths that could have been stopped at the Chinese border.

Limbaugh has an interesting theory--the best that I've heard: When China saw that this was going to negatively impact their economy, they thought why have just THEIR economy ruined? And so they wanted this to spread.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 06:10 PM (Eicbe)

Jesse Watters had a really interesting rant, he said if a company caused this they would be sued into oblivion and if trump was ceo of the company he'd be hauled in front of the Haig and tried for war crimes. He wanted to know why this isn't going to occur with China.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 16, 2020 06:16 PM (Xt7n2)

428 Turn those machines back on!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2020 06:17 PM (axyOa)

429 Every American University that received research funding from China must refund every dime of taxpayer money.
FB is using information from a Duke professor who researches coronavirus and has worked at the Wuhan lab as justification to censor posts critical of the lab and the viruses lab origin. She has a vested monetary interest to keep her Chinese research dollars flowing and is willing to spout the CCP line at the expense of American lives.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2020 06:17 PM (dNzKv)

430 And 80% of colleges will shutdown because so many depend on sports for their revenue.
Go ahead and make it 90%.
Just to be safe.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2020 06:12 PM (5nepv)

Really? Someone posted here some moons ago that the Kolleges didn't make no money from the sports, especially the football programs.

They even went so far so to say the skools lost money.

Yeah....Poor Lou Saban will have to move to guvmint housing I guess.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 16, 2020 06:17 PM (Z+IKu)

431 418 PDT hasn't mentioned Chy-na yet, I don't think.
Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 06:11 PM (UZ8BZ)
.........

Here you go. CHY-nuh!

https://tinyurl.com/o8d4sme
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2020 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

That's great!

Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 06:17 PM (UZ8BZ)

432 He's going to put the military to work.
hmmmmmm

Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 06:17 PM (d4edd)

433 A recap from Illinois: Guv'nor said " courageous through fearfulness, Illinoisans!!

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2020 06:17 PM (90T4r)

434 Have fun and stay safe !



Regards to Heidi

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 06:15 PM (arJlL)

Thanks JT you stupid fucking asshole...family good? everyone safe?
*had to catch up on that joke with you*

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 16, 2020 06:17 PM (7ZMbn)

435 Shit olddog!!! I did not. Do you have a link perchance?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 06:17 PM (dUJdY)

436 I ran into some previously unknown Health Gestapo regulation. In the grocery store, aisles are one way because head on passing in an aisle is too dangerous. I guess the 'Rona can pole vault.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2020 06:17 PM (+y/Ru)

437 Snake Plissken to manage New York

Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2020 06:17 PM (X5CsJ)

438 Vigorous hygiene!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2020 06:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

439 ''OK, who is this and what the fuck did you do with my snarly buddy Insomniac. ''

Amazing what earning a living does for ones attitude isn't it

Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 06:18 PM (gLRfa)

440 What's up with PDTs hair?

Posted by: Abby at April 16, 2020 06:18 PM (SM/op)

441 If the hockey season doesn't start back up I'm going to be inconsolable
Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 06:16 PM (gLRfa)

hockey not sport

hockey fight on ice

and beer drinking in stands

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:18 PM (JFO2v)

442 well, some of them apparently believed that Gorilla Channel thing.
------
Avenge me!!!

Posted by: zombie harambe at April 16, 2020 06:18 PM (TQ/zJ)

443 Cannibal Blob? Not Bob?

And here I thought you and Heide had a good workout plan. Give her my best wishes.

And can you start a community bar-b-que with A selection of Karens? You might need a good sauce, but your neighbors will thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2020 06:18 PM (u82oZ)

444 This is an excellent reminder of WHO RUN BARTERTOWN.

We do.
We The People Do.


We do!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Dadasaurus Rex at April 16, 2020 06:18 PM (G1eBa)

445 Question, Jewells: is there some county by county leeway in MO about what is closed, and what is open?? I really need a haircut, and all!!

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2020 06:06
----------------------------
I'll be cutting hair out my deck tomorrow. I have 2 scheduled so sure I can work you in. Only charging a 12 pack. Bud light, please.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 06:18 PM (Dhht7)

446 So This is how the Halfrican and his entire Goberment aparachuks get away Scott Free..."we was fooled by the Dirty rotten lyin RUSSIANS".....

Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubMitt at April 16, 2020 06:18 PM (ZvuEr)

447 Kind of fascinating. Bob Hope and Grace Kelly at the 1955 Oscars. Notice the lack of filler. The recipients come up, get the statue, say thank you, and then leave. Including Walt Disney!

https://tinyurl.com/y95ynrsx

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2020 06:18 PM (A5zUN)

448 If the hockey season doesn't start back up I'm going to be inconsolable
Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 06:16 PM (gLRfa)

------

Ima Red Wings fan . . . soooooooo Im ok with it.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 06:19 PM (nw6Hr)

449 440 What's up with PDTs hair?
Posted by: Abby at April 16, 2020 06:18 PM (SM/op)

It's luxurious?

Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 06:19 PM (UZ8BZ)

450 So...um...how is China SUPPOSED to be pronounced? Because I've always said Chy-nuh.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 16, 2020 06:19 PM (rWZ8Y)

451 Vigorous hygiene!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2020 06:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

And after the spankings, the scrubbings!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2020 06:19 PM (q1Pj5)

452 >>> 396 Gillian Anderson got too thin.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 16, 2020 06:13 PM

Gillx Version 2.0: Karen Gillan is even better though.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2020 06:19 PM (l6b3d)

453 Cannibal Bob, thanks for checking in. Your missing was getting worrisome.


Now, has anyone seen kallisto?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2020 06:19 PM (UGlAW)

454 This is bullshit. We don't need guidelines. Just open the fuck up,

Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 16, 2020 06:19 PM (Xt7n2)

455 Golden Scalp Weasel is BACK!!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Dadasaurus Rex at April 16, 2020 06:19 PM (G1eBa)

456 His hair looks like he's been pulling it out.

Posted by: Abby at April 16, 2020 06:20 PM (SM/op)

457 I think people might not even show up to vote of. This crap. I am so pissed.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 16, 2020 06:20 PM (Xt7n2)

458 And here I thought you and Heide had a good workout plan. Give her my best wishes.



And can you start a community bar-b-que with A selection of Karens?
You might need a good sauce, but your neighbors will thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2020 06:18 PM (u82oZ)

certainly will. She is always around here...*looks around*Now that the NOVAMO has been pushed off I'm back to Blob.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 16, 2020 06:20 PM (7ZMbn)

459 What's up with PDTs hair?
Posted by: Abby at April 16, 2020 06:18 PM (SM/op)

It's luxurious?
Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 06:19 PM (UZ8BZ)


lion's mane

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:20 PM (8fB/R)

460 429 Every American University that received research funding from China must refund every dime of taxpayer money.
FB is using information from a Duke professor who researches coronavirus and has worked at the Wuhan lab as justification to censor posts critical of the lab and the viruses lab origin. She has a vested monetary interest to keep her Chinese research dollars flowing and is willing to spout the CCP line at the expense of American lives.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2020 06:17 PM (dNzKv)

ho lee fuk

What a bunch of bullshit. CCP hates confusious!

fuck China

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

461 I think corny jokes are the hallmark of a great husband. That's what I'm going with.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 16, 2020


*
*

I told Mrs. Wolfus 1 and Mrs. Wolfus 2 that! Did they listen, nooo!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 16, 2020 06:21 PM (rpbg1)

462 The President is tired. He has a lot on him. He needs us now more than ever.

Posted by: Case at April 16, 2020 06:21 PM (OtGnE)

463 Revising and extending my remarks above, I was referring to media, pundits, NTers, twitterers, et al - those guilty of crimes need to be persecuted, um, prosecuted, out the wazoo.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 06:21 PM (El6T/)

464 Easter Parade
Judy Garland, Fred Astaire

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:21 PM (8fB/R)

465 Pa. State Senate Voted to override Governor Dickhead Wolf Ban

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 16, 2020 06:21 PM (K58cv)

466 I found the story olddog... so how does this work now? Parsons says May 3.. dumbshit mayor says May 15.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 06:21 PM (dUJdY)

467 Hmm. He just hung any future shutdown on the asshole governors.

Voting matters.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Dadasaurus Rex at April 16, 2020 06:21 PM (G1eBa)

468 450 So...um...how is China SUPPOSED to be pronounced? Because I've always said Chy-nuh.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 16, 2020 06:19 PM (rWZ8Y)

Well, you can say "China," like normal. Or you can say it more like a woodchuck would, in two strong syllables: Chy-Nuh.

Like here:

Here you go. CHY-nuh!

https://tinyurl.com/o8d4sme
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2020 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 06:21 PM (UZ8BZ)

469 456 His hair looks like he's been pulling it out.
Posted by: Abby at April 16, 2020 06:20 PM (SM/op)

?? It looks like it always does.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2020 06:21 PM (Ez6QX)

470
This is bullshit. We don't need guidelines. Just open the fuck up,
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 16, 2020 06:19 PM (Xt7n2)

------

tsk tsk tsk

I sure one your betters will be along shortly to correct you in your unfortunate lack of compassion for your fellow human beings.

And add your name to the CANCEL LIST.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 06:22 PM (nw6Hr)

471 So...um...how is China SUPPOSED to be pronounced?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel



"Commie bastards".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2020 06:22 PM (wXHOL)

472 451 Vigorous hygiene!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2020 06:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

And after the spankings, the scrubbings!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2020 06:19 PM (q1Pj5)

and the shaving

then aqua velva

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:22 PM (JFO2v)

473 Jesse Watters had a really interesting rant, he said if a company caused this they would be sued into oblivion and if trump was ceo of the company he'd be hauled in front of the Haig and tried for war crimes. He wanted to know why this isn't going to occur with China.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 16, 2020 06:16 PM



The DF31 series to name few.
ICBMs

Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2020 06:22 PM (axyOa)

474 ''Ima Red Wings fan . . . soooooooo Im ok with it.''

My condolences. CBJ fan here. We were hanging in there in spite of a ton of key player injuries. They should be all healed by now.

Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 06:22 PM (gLRfa)

475 Times up President Trump. You have my vote but...

Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 06:22 PM (WX+x0)

476 471 So...um...how is China SUPPOSED to be pronounced?

Tai-wan

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2020 06:22 PM (dNzKv)

477 The President is tired. He has a lot on him. He needs us now more than ever.
Posted by: Case at April 16, 2020 06:21 PM (OtGnE)


we're here
ain't going nowhere

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:22 PM (8fB/R)

478 465 Pa. State Senate Voted to override Governor Dickhead Wolf Ban


!!!! omg! is this actual good news?!?

Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 06:23 PM (j9HX3)

479 All of cognitive dissonance by the Left thinking you can lockdown for as long as you want and that the economy will still continue to run makes me want to watch Bruce Willis again in Surrogates.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 16, 2020 06:23 PM (2DOZq)

480 It is not accurate that colleges depend on athletic revenue.

Total general budget even at a football school like Alabama was around a billion this year. Athletics brought in $174 million with a profit of $15 million.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2020 06:23 PM (XrCyE)

481 This is bullshit. We don't need guidelines. Just open the fuck up,
Posted by: Cheriebebe


Are you married/attached/flexible?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Dadasaurus Rex at April 16, 2020 06:23 PM (G1eBa)

482 Duval County in FL beaches and parks are opening tomorrow afternoon.

I think this will unwind a lot faster than it looks right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)

483 what's going on and why is Trump saying stuff ?

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 06:23 PM (zr5Kq)

484 omg! is this actual good news?!?
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 06:23 PM (j9HX3)
*******
I would say yes

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 16, 2020 06:23 PM (Alp1g)

485 469 456 His hair looks like he's been pulling it out.
Posted by: Abby at April 16, 2020 06:20 PM (SM/op)

?? It looks like it always does.
Posted by: Jordan61

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The lady that cuts my hair estimates PDT's hair has to be at least 18" long to support being combed forward and then wrapped around the side like he does.

It's magnificent!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2020 06:23 PM (Y4EXg)

486 Groundhog eats a piece of pizza on the other side of door while two dogs look on....

https://tinyurl.com/ycvaxmzw

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 06:23 PM (cF8AT)

487 Seriously, did anyone here think Trump would just say open everything?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2020 06:24 PM (5bxa0)

488 I missed a good portion of whatever it is.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 06:24 PM (zr5Kq)

489 ''Easter Parade
Judy Garland, Fred Astaire''

My least favorite Astaire movie.

Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 06:24 PM (gLRfa)

490 Persecute first then follow up prosecution.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 06:24 PM (d4edd)

491 As an Avs fan I hate to admit, but the Red Wings are the only good thing to come out of Detroit (besides Little Caesar's and most of our music and some cars and stuff).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2020 06:24 PM (hDNne)

492 I think this will unwind a lot faster than it looks right now.


I think you're right Mr Straw

Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 06:24 PM (j9HX3)

493

He needs a hammer or something to bang
Like the Markets Bell
Or House Hammer

Or just say

Release the Kraken!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:24 PM (8fB/R)

494 Pence: We're walling in New York.

Cuomo: For the love of God, Montresor!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2020 06:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

495 >>Seriously, did anyone here think Trump would just say open everything?

Did anyone think he didn't want the country opened back up as much as anyone?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)

496 oh fuck

I have an interview tomorrow with a bunch of cool kats from my industry. I am not cool, but have some cred. Kind of scared.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (JFO2v)

497 I think there is going to be a reckoning with China. We need to get over this first. It would be helpful if Europe doesn't run over and lick their boots.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (dNzKv)

498 The President is tired. He has a lot on him. He needs us now more than ever.
Posted by: Case at April 16, 2020 06:21 PM (OtGnE)

we're here
ain't going nowhere
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (wXHOL)

499 scared to watch Trump
is it good news?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (G546f)

500 Heeeeeerrrrrr's MIKE.

no not that mike.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (d4edd)

501 Seriously, did anyone here think Trump would just say open everything?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2020 06:24 PM (5bxa0)
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I did not.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (Eicbe)

502 Pence!

Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (UZ8BZ)

503 So...um...how is China SUPPOSED to be pronounced?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel


My buddy (from Boston) calls it Chiner.

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (arJlL)

504 Pence: We're walling in New York.

Cuomo: For the love of God, Montresor!

LOL

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (XrCyE)

505 453
Cannibal Bob, thanks for checking in. Your missing was getting worrisome.





Now, has anyone seen kallisto?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2020 06:19 PM (UGlAW)

Sorry. Ettes. Luv em. My attitude has been terrible. So I locked myself in the garage and watched graphic progarsm vids.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (7ZMbn)

506 Did anyone think he didn't want the country opened back up as much as anyone?

That's my point...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (5bxa0)

507 Fixerupper I do not give a flying fvck about ANYBODY. I say that as a high risk patient myself. Our economy and food supply are going to TANK. I feel so betrayed by politicians and angry at what they have done to our beautiful country.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (Xt7n2)

508 We rarely turn on the tv. I dont think we've seen him on the tv since inauguration. We usually just see pictures of him. He looks tired but I could never keep up with him.

Posted by: Abby at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (SM/op)

509 Seriously, did anyone here think Trump would just say open everything?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2020 06:24 PM (5bxa0)


no, but it's closer to that than I thought

pretty good so far

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (8fB/R)

510 I just woke up
so are we allowed to play outside now or what?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (iTXRQ)

511 EXCEPT FOR NANZI PELOUSY WHO SUCKS ASS EVEN HEMORRHOIDS

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Dadasaurus Rex at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (G1eBa)

512 Well that was anticlimactic, not sure what I was expecting, but that wasn't it.

Posted by: spypeach at April 16, 2020 06:26 PM (Up/Jb)

513 Wonder how many of the 30 thousand didn't really die from Covid-19

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:26 PM (ZCEU2)

514 It would be helpful if Europe doesn't run over and lick their boots.

The Germans will. The French might. Everyone else? I'm not so sure.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2020 06:26 PM (XrCyE)

515 men that talk and think about hair should be pushed in a wood chipper.

Can you bench press your weight?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:26 PM (JFO2v)

516 I think this will unwind a lot faster than it looks right now.


But...But...The SECOND WAVE!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

The media

Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2020 06:26 PM (axyOa)

517 Time for my conference call.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)

518 478 465 Pa. State Senate Voted to override Governor Dickhead Wolf Ban


!!!! omg! is this actual good news?!?

Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 06:23 PM (j9HX3)

Word is they don't have enough votes to override his veto of it.

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 06:26 PM (cF8AT)

519 As an Avs fan I hate to admit, but the Red Wings are the only good thing to come out of Detroit (besides Little Caesar's and most of our music and some cars and stuff).
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2020 06:24 PM (hDNne)

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Oh shit.

Are we even supposed to be talking to one another.

That was a hella rivalry in teh 90's. What with Claude Lemieux committing felonies on Chris Draper and Vernon knocking the shit out of Roy at center ice.....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 06:27 PM (nw6Hr)

520 So where are the "I'm a lifelong Conservative but because of Trump not opening everything up I can't vote for him."?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2020 06:27 PM (5bxa0)

521 DB the weather will be better in June, best wait until then

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:27 PM (ZCEU2)

522 ''Duval County in FL beaches and parks are opening tomorrow afternoon.

I think this will unwind a lot faster than it looks right now.''

Damn. Beaches star opening and the people wii come and that means concessions and restaurants will need to open. One thing leads to another.....

Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 06:27 PM (gLRfa)

523 419 Yo! Hitting the ground running, my dude. Good stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 06:13 PM (NWiLs)

OK, who is this and what the fuck did you do with my snarly buddy Insomniac.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 16, 2020 06:15 PM (7ZMbn)

Don't worry, amigo. No matter how much my attitude improves, I'll always be around to break your balls.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

524 Cat Ass Trophy

Europe, with some exceptions, can not even protect themselves. Power projection ability is very small.

It is up to the US. We've got some options.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2020 06:27 PM (u82oZ)

525 I have an interview tomorrow with a bunch of cool kats from my industry. I am not cool, but have some cred. Kind of scared.


rhennigan I'm going to give you some of the excellent advice that "amateur life coach" Alexis Rose gave her brother David ... "no one cares that much"

the trick to being cool is simply to not care. don't care about being cool. and you're cool. [snaps fingers]

and remember, these other guys have a bunch of their own stuff on their minds. they're not 1000 percent focused on judging you

Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 06:27 PM (j9HX3)

526
510 I just woke up
so are we allowed to play outside now or what?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (iTXRQ)


I'm playing outside whether I'm allowed to or not.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 16, 2020 06:27 PM (TdMsT)

527 I think corny jokes are the hallmark of a great husband. That's what I'm going with.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 16, 2020
........

Dadosaur!

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2020 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

528 >>Seriously, did anyone here think Trump would just say open everything?



Did anyone think he didn't want the country opened back up as much as anyone?
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"Want" isn't the issue. The issue was concern that he was deferring to his Deep State advisors for too long.

Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2020 06:28 PM (kOpft)

529
Wow, maps. Really nice visual for all to see the progress.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:28 PM (8fB/R)

530 Yay! Jewells, Jewells, Jewells,

Missouri is listed as 'Minimal level of activity' re virus!

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 06:28 PM (cF8AT)

531 What I want to hear him say that his focus after we get over this health crisis is to bring back manufacturing of those products which are crucial to our national security and well being and not be held hostage by our adversaries.

I rarely get what I want.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 16, 2020 06:28 PM (2DOZq)

532 Do not want to hear how hard they are working on the task force. Or the sacrifices or we're in this together. SPIT!

April 20 is freedom day.

Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 06:28 PM (WX+x0)

533 Persecute first then follow up prosecution.

-
Shoot first, ask questions later.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2020 06:28 PM (+y/Ru)

534 [i513 Wonder how many of the 30 thousand didn't really die from Covid-19


oh god at least half

Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 06:28 PM (j9HX3)

535 Heeeeeerrrrrr's MIKE.

no not that mike.
Posted by: Braenyard


MikeMikeMikeMike! What daaaaay is it?

Posted by: The Camel at April 16, 2020 06:28 PM (wXHOL)

536 507 Fixerupper I do not give a flying fvck about ANYBODY. I say that as a high risk patient myself. Our economy and food supply are going to TANK. I feel so betrayed by politicians and angry at what they have done to our beautiful country.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 16, 2020 06:25 PM (Xt7n2)


Be of good cheer. This is a minor inconvenience compared to other things we have confronted.
Don't let the naysayers get you down.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 06:28 PM (d4edd)

537 I'm a lifelong Conservative but because of Trump not opening everything up I can't vote for him.
We need someone who will be tough with China, and the only person who can do that is Joe Biden!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2020 06:28 PM (dNzKv)

538 Nood

Posted by: oldraceral at April 16, 2020 06:29 PM (l/jsU)

539 Don't worry, amigo. No matter how much my attitude improves, I'll always be around to break your balls.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

AHA! excellent.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 16, 2020 06:29 PM (7ZMbn)

540 I like color coding

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 16, 2020 06:29 PM (rWZ8Y)

541 Cat Ass Trophy

Right now I would put money on XI not making it to 2021. And if he does survive, China goes south. Because his policies are uniting neighbors and thinking countries against China.

Moving manufacturing out of China will be big.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2020 06:29 PM (u82oZ)

542 When do we get to play cowboys and democrats?

Posted by: banned baby banned at April 16, 2020 06:29 PM (M9WgN)

543

Looking mighty professional today.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:29 PM (8fB/R)

544 Lindsay Grahamnasty is gonna drag someone before some committee soon as Fox quit contributing to his retirement fund which is already guaranteed by you and I paying dearly for these fools to fleece us!...Time to Water The Tree!

Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubMitt at April 16, 2020 06:29 PM (ZvuEr)

545 Seriously, did anyone here think Trump would just say open everything?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2020 06:24 PM


No matter. The Mariners have already been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2020 06:29 PM (axyOa)

546
That was a hella rivalry in teh 90's. What with Claude Lemieux committing felonies on Chris Draper and Vernon knocking the shit out of Roy at center ice.....

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Fucking Game Seven in the Cup. He gave up more goals in a game than he practically did in a season. 6 of them. And it was the final game of his career. Against a hated rival. It was a degringolade.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2020 06:29 PM (hDNne)

547 Tami, that's good news but I want to know WHO has the authority here? Numbnuts mayor says May 15, Governer says May 3. I want to know. How do I find out???

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 06:30 PM (dUJdY)

548 nooood

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 16, 2020 06:30 PM (8fB/R)

549
Yay! Jewells, Jewells, Jewells,

Missouri is listed as 'Minimal level of activity' re virus!
Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 06:28 PM (cF8AT)

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Yeah.... but I bet our dickhead Mayor cancels Christmas.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 06:30 PM (nw6Hr)

550 Best of luck with your interview !

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 06:30 PM (arJlL)

551 rhennigan I'm going to give you some of the excellent advice that "amateur life coach" Alexis Rose gave her brother David ... "no one cares that much"

the trick to being cool is simply to not care. don't care about being cool. and you're cool. [snaps fingers]

and remember, these other guys have a bunch of their own stuff on their minds. they're not 1000 percent focused on judging you
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 06:27 PM (j9HX3)

thank you

no fucks given except in my mind

but mind is terrible thing

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:30 PM (JFO2v)

552 Unclear about who needs to get tested/what percentage in order to meet guidelines.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2020 06:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

553 #396 Cool for cats!

Posted by: Squeeze at April 16, 2020 06:31 PM (TQ/zJ)

554 Wonder how many of the 30 thousand didn't really die from Covid-19


oh god at least half
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked


Considering the CDC said "count everyone regardless", 70% to 75%.

Because hospitals get paid for Covid patients and more for Covid deaths.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2020 06:31 PM (wXHOL)

555 April 20. Let us take back OUR country. We outnumber them. Now or never.


APRIL 20.

Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 06:31 PM (WX+x0)

556 I have an interview tomorrow with a bunch of cool kats from my industry. I am not cool, but have some cred. Kind of scared.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020


*
*

I may have to participate via China Vision, aka Zoom, in a "financial managers" meeting. I'm trying to get out of it. If I can't, maybe I'll wear a MAGA cap and sit and pick my nose.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 16, 2020 06:31 PM (rpbg1)

557 ''What I want to hear him say that his focus after we get over this health crisis is to bring back manufacturing of those products which are crucial to our national security and well being and not be held hostage by our adversaries. ''

Oh I believe we'll be hearing more and more of that talk from PDT.

Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 06:31 PM (gLRfa)

558 It is up to the US. We've got some options.


The least Europe can do is stop imports/ exports to China.
When all is said and done, I'm not sure even the russians will be on their side.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2020 06:32 PM (dNzKv)

559 547 Tami, that's good news but I want to know WHO has the authority here? Numbnuts mayor says May 15, Governer says May 3. I want to know. How do I find out???

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 06:30 PM (dUJdY)

Give it a day or 2 and then check your mayor's website/governor's website.

They'd have a mass riot on their hands if they held to those dates....especially your mayor.

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 06:33 PM (cF8AT)

560 I found the story olddog... so how does this work now? Parsons says May 3.. dumbshit mayor says May 15.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 06:21
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Sounds like you're effed.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 06:33 PM (Dhht7)

561 Braenyard, seriously, i am a bit of an Eeyore. Hospitals are losing their ass, restraunteurs, bar owners, regular shopping outlets. I am really afraid of the losses we're going to suffer.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 16, 2020 06:33 PM (Xt7n2)

562 DOW futures +652

Posted by: Ha at April 16, 2020 06:33 PM (pUwNX)

563 Oh I believe we'll be hearing more and more of that talk from PDT.
Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 06:31 PM (gLRfa)

I hope so. That's been the biggest eye opener for me. He's going to get mighty push back from the chamber of commerce and CATO fucks.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 16, 2020 06:34 PM (2DOZq)

564 Nood
Ok, ok I'm going don't rush me

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:34 PM (ZCEU2)

565 Yeah.... but I bet our dickhead Mayor cancels Christmas.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 06:30 PM (nw6Hr)

Wut!? Where?

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 06:34 PM (cF8AT)

566 I'm playing outside whether I'm allowed to or not.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 16, 2020 06:27 PM (TdMsT)
*******
Yep

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 16, 2020 06:35 PM (PCntD)

567 Collier county FL has a huge number of boat-access-only beaches. These are the small beaches on many of the islands in the region between Marco Island and Everglade City. The Ten Thousand Island region is huge, many of the waters too shallow for larger boats.

The beaches are closed, by order of the county. Sheriff deputies in patrol boats cruise the more popular spots.

You can anchor near a beach. You can jump out and wade right up to the shoreline, but like the boat people escaping Cuba, put one foot on the sand, and something happens.

The cop blows his air horn, clicks the mic on the bullhorn, and threatens. And he is armed.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 16, 2020 06:39 PM (+fPHo)

568 I deeply hate this bitch.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Dadasaurus Rex at April 16, 2020 06:40 PM (G1eBa)

569 Moar breaking bombshells and record requests!


Lolgf


Burning the clock.


Months and months, years and years.

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at April 16, 2020 06:50 PM (pUwNX)

570 Anything new?

Nope.

Hillary and her deep state confederates collude with a foreign power to 'influence' and election and accuse Trump of treason for the exact acts they committed.

Framing someone for treason.

Nothing new, aside from getting a wee bit more ink.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 16, 2020 07:05 PM (1g7ch)

571 April 20. No significance to this date whatever.

"HH"

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 16, 2020 07:09 PM (8IOEj)

572 "April 20. No significance to this date whatever. HH"

Are you claiming that that date was picked because it's Hitler's birthday? Then say so, asshole. And prove it!

Posted by: Brown Line at April 16, 2020 07:28 PM (S6ArX)

573 The British have a long history of government types selling out the West because they hate the West.

Steele needs to be spending his retirement years in the Tower.

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2020 07:41 PM (Y274z)

574 Just what are the charges on the table? Is there a middle ground between lying-to-fbi and sedition/treason?

Death penalty is going to be hard to sell to the public, jury, and judge. But in the words of Trump, "It would make damn sure this never happens again to another President."

Posted by: Tonid Dog at April 16, 2020 08:58 PM (+P7VR)

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