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Lyndsey Fifield: I Looked Back to See How the Media Greeted Trump's Announcement of a Travel Ban From China. The Media's Almost-Universal Reaction Was That Such a Move Was Overkill and That the Chinese Virus Was No Big Deal.
Okay, I made a bad call, Ripley.
A few of the tweets are below, but she's got more at the link. Commenter CN added:9 The anti-travel ban recs were trumpeted in the Gates' Event 201 conference and were stupid. Event 201 predicted 70million deaths, but travel restrictions were OUT"We're taking this super-seriously except where it conflicts with our weird SJW Globalist Identity Politics Uber Alles agenda"
Posted by: CN
Took a break to read back and see how the media covered Trump's 1/31 announcement barring entry into the U.S. from China and HOO BOY...
— Lyndsey Fifield (@lyndseyfifield) March 19, 2020
Many in the scientific community beclowned themselves because their hatred for Trump blinded them—and does to this day. pic.twitter.com/QjF8zfkCB0
You. Guys.
— Lyndsey Fifield (@lyndseyfifield) March 19, 2020
The travel ban to China was driven by
“conservative lawmakers and far-right supporters of the president. Public health experts, however, warn that the move could do more harm than good.” pic.twitter.com/fHqXqyJKuE
And I know, I know, it's @BuzzFeed... but let's reflect on just how widespread this disinformation really was—that this “global health law expert” just couldn't help himself from slamming Trump and calling these measures an “overreaction” pic.twitter.com/HbVsCNiQq3
— Lyndsey Fifield (@lyndseyfifield) March 19, 2020
Political distribution of journalists based on their Twitter networks, from new paper by @JohnHolbein1.
— Andrew C. Johnston (@datacrat) February 17, 2020
The modal journalist is somewhere between Bernie Sanders and AOC. pic.twitter.com/EGJN82yCLo
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2020 02:29 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2020 02:29 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 02:29 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 02:30 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2020 02:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
Except for Trump no one will call the scum in the MFM out on this
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 02:31 PM (LMOIZ)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 20, 2020 02:31 PM (QZCjk)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2020 02:29 PM (1CjJc)
That flounder is a class act!
On the other hand, I hear he is a serial butt grabber. HR is looking into it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2020 02:31 PM (QrImU)
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 02:31 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 20, 2020 02:31 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2020 02:31 PM (P+Pn8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 20, 2020 02:31 PM (QZCjk)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:31 PM (d7Ww2)
whoa
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 20, 2020 02:31 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 20, 2020 02:31 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 20, 2020 02:32 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at March 20, 2020 02:32 PM (gmSu9)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2020 02:29 PM (1CjJc)
Braggart.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 02:32 PM (Ez6QX)
Also, please note: The president was taking action to protect us from the Chinese Disease during the fake impeachment, which didn't end until February 12th.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 02:32 PM (EvZQi)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 20, 2020 02:32 PM (3j6F+)
Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at March 20, 2020 02:33 PM (LJes8)
Posted by: Model_1066 at March 20, 2020 02:33 PM (yT7Mu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:31 PM (NWiLs)
That's Mayor Pete's nickname in the bathhouses. 'Fast acting Butt Cancer.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2020 02:33 PM (QrImU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at March 20, 2020 02:33 PM (gmSu9)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2020 02:33 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2020 02:33 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: gettingCHOKEHAVKCOUGHSNEEZE at March 20, 2020 02:33 PM (cga28)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2020 02:31 PM (QrImU)
What can I say? It is end times, and I am hording.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2020 02:33 PM (1CjJc)
Hey, you don't see these journalists fucking each other over for a percentage.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2020 02:34 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 20, 2020 02:34 PM (QZCjk)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 20, 2020 02:34 PM (LJes8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:31 PM (NWiLs)
you're nicer that i.
want it slow, painful, debilitating, and crippling, and slow
did i mention painful land slow?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 20, 2020 02:34 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 02:34 PM (8B6Ng)
We are watching what happens where there are no consequences to bad reporting, fake news, congress lies, etc.
A collapse in trust, respect and attention
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 20, 2020 02:34 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:33 PM (NWiLs)
Surprisingly erudite for a Moron.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM (QrImU)
He's particularly ripping Dr. Fauci and his recent comments. Trump is getting bad advice ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM (FkV9V)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!
I was promised 50 million deaths. So some of y'all are gonna have to get on the cart.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM (sLVyZ)
you know what, I had a really nice day in The First State and I don't even want to know what that assclown Fauci had to say
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM (LJes8)
They'll get away from us, and we'll be lucky to survi..
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
would've liked to have seen Montana
Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: x at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM (nFwvY)
I'm almost out of meeps to give.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM (d7Ww2)
I meep and then I am ready again in about 20 minutes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (QrImU)
Posted by: Vic at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (mpXpK)
Ace, if you want a cheap post, Slate has an advice column in which a lady of the evening, of the uncompensated variety*, wrote in to inquire whether she should change her behavior in the world of coronavirus. One wonders how these people manage to feed themselves.
*On further review, I suppose it could be a gentleman of the fudgepacking persuasion, or any other purveyor of gender fluid. All we know is they prefer men.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 20, 2020 02:33 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (datdl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (d7Ww2)
I'm almost out of meeps to give.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM (d7Ww2)
Your meep well has run dry?
You went down to the meep store,
But there were no meeps to buy?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:31 PM (NWiLs)
you're nicer that i.
want it slow, painful, debilitating, and crippling, and slow
did i mention painful land slow?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 20, 2020 02:34 PM (8D42x)
I know, right? What's the hurry?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!
I was promised 50 million deaths. So some of y'all are gonna have to get on the cart.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM
Damned skippy!
Lets get with the program. I ain't got all day.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (axyOa)
If that chart is to be believed, it would mean the vast majority of "journalists" are left wing activists.
Fuck.
That would tend to diminish my trust in the media.
Posted by: jwest at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (mrrpT)
Our priest had discontinued masses but had left it open for private prayer during the day.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (QrImU)
That's the trouble with Chinese meeps.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (NWiLs)
Think about that:
During the most critical time frame for the USA to react to the latest Chinese Disease, our "public servants" in Congress and our Fake News Media were fully engrossed in a fake impeachment, only deviating briefly to criticize the president for trying to protect the American people.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (EvZQi)
Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 02:37 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: G. Gnome at March 20, 2020 02:37 PM (al6UK)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2020 02:37 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 02:37 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 20, 2020 02:37 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2020 02:37 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2020 02:38 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (NWiLs)
See, my problem is I do not like marshmallow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2020 02:38 PM (QrImU)
And that's supposed to be in the US... Seriously? They better hurry up as we have about 220 deaths so far
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 02:38 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (oVJmc)
Boys are girls and girls are boys
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 02:38 PM (LMOIZ)
This article from GP also puts it in perspective.
" you don't collapse an economy over 218 deaths in a population of 327 million."
https://tinyurl.com/r8jbn33
Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2020 02:38 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Wow, Good for you! At my advanced age of 29, I'd guess it takes me a good 8 hours or so to be ready to meep again.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 02:38 PM (Y4EXg)
It's horrible Tonypete. are you Archdiocese of Phila?
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 20, 2020 02:38 PM (j9HX3)
Am I understood?
Posted by: Circa
If we can't meep on your watch, can we meep on your wallet?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2020 02:38 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (Jdw1U)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!
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THIS!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (9B/d8)
Not so-SWAGgy SWAG--January 20, 2009.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (XrCyE)
Should be beaten.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (NWiLs)
Back to cataracts briefly.
Routine. Less risk then Kung Flu.
Having second done in three weeks (since it's not at a hospital).
Posted by: MarkY at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (215IN)
(it's worked on just about every other problem)
Posted by: jwest at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM (j9HX3)
what was so nice about it, I'm serious.
It's about a mile from my house. If I can feel happy in delaware it will be something at least.
Posted by: kallisto at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (kgQKM)
Posted by: Jmel at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (qE0C+)
We must put very public pressure on the corporate executives of these media companies.
Very high levels of pressure.
Start outing the execs and start a pressure campaign.
Posted by: Ha at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (fNWtj)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM
It's doubling every so many days !!! We're only ten days behind Italy !!! We're all gonna' be dead in - let me get back to you.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (rIQuo)
Hey look, I'm gonna start a Hoax: cnn fake news demands to know why the president is refusing to fund the training of chinese flu-sniffing dogs and cats.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 02:40 PM (EvZQi)
The media a lying whores and should never be listened to much less used as any form of correctness in any field. Gell-Mann effect is not just about what you yourself are an expert on but on everything the lying idiots put out.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 20, 2020 02:40 PM (pw+jk)
Naw, what am I saying. Why that would be as if they were trying to collapse our economy so they could buy up everything on the stock market at fire sale prices...
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 20, 2020 02:40 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: Joey Biden at March 20, 2020 02:40 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 20, 2020 02:41 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: pookysgirl, wants to know where spring went at March 20, 2020 02:41 PM (XKZwp)
The Media is allied against the US and with a foreign enemy in a time of war and is working hard to both further the impact of a biological attack and to erase the evidence of the attack. They are hell-bent on undermining American morale and spreading enemy propaganda.
Tokyo Rose was a piker.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 20, 2020 02:41 PM (LJes8)
A collapse in trust, respect and attention
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 20, 2020 02:34 PM (vEIlU)
Exactly. And that's just here. The absence of legitimate media in China led to the virus getting out all over hell's half acre before anyone else knew about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 02:41 PM (rmY2H)
Posted by: Jmel at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (qE0C+)
===
My first glance estimate is never.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 20, 2020 02:41 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2020 02:41 PM (3aI0K)
Is there a specific date that points to when the CDC declared it was going to start focusing on gun violence?
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2020 02:37 PM (/ZYFC)
They did a "study" in 2015 at the request of Barrrraaaaack O.
Posted by: Vic at March 20, 2020 02:41 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2020 02:41 PM (XrCyE)
But I didn't even meep.
I'm almost out of meeps to give.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM (d7Ww2)
Buck up, little meeper. This is temporary.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2020 02:41 PM (1CjJc)
but I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I meep
and miles to go before I meep
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:41 PM (NWiLs)
No fucking way is this being done for safety.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Dick Punching NeverTrumping Shitheels at March 20, 2020 02:42 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2020 02:42 PM (gd9RK)
This.
WHO is to health care as the UN is foreign relations.
Completely useless, corrupt, and politicized.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 02:42 PM (rmY2H)
"Third, the practice of blocking traffic and lockdown of villages is of
no value for the prevention and control of COVID-19. Since the outbreak
of COVID-19, some countries have suspended flights to and from China,
and prevented Chinese people from travelling to their countries; both of
these actions violate WHO International Health Regulations.
Similarly, in community prevention and control of the disease, the
measures taken by individual villages and communities to seal off roads
are of no value. Such measures could result in civil unrest and reduce compliance with infection prevention and control advice."
or Social Justice Warriors:
"Some
countries argue that they would rather be safe than sorry. But evidence
belies the claim that illegal travel restrictions make countries safer. In the short term, travel restrictions prevent supplies from getting
into affected areas, slow down the international public health response,
stigmatise entire populations, and disproportionately harm the most
vulnerable among us. In the longer term, countries selecting which
international laws to follow encourages other countries to do the same,
which in turn undermines the broader rules-based world order. Effective
global governance is not possible when countries cannot depend on each
other to comply with international agreements.
Won't link to the articles, shows up as spam then sorry
Posted by: Erik L at March 20, 2020 02:43 PM (fMlmZ)
NBC - Ten years later, Obamacare is as popular as it's ever been
As the Affordable Care Act, or Obamacare, turns 10 years old on Monday,
the health care law is as popular as it has ever been, according to new
numbers from the latest NBC News/Wall Street Journal national poll.
NBC asked itself how popular Obamacare is and NBC said it's super duper popular
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 02:43 PM (LMOIZ)
I've seen more than enough evidence that this was exactly the case.
now, I don't know if all the Chinese who did this were aware of what they were doing. and I don't think this was anything other than a terrible accident releasing a bio-agent - but once they realized it was out, the PRC decided to "spread a little love around"
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 20, 2020 02:43 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 02:43 PM (94hkk)
That was just a dream.... right?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Dick Punching NeverTrumping Shitheels at March 20, 2020 02:44 PM (+dsLj)
After that, though, I do not wish to contribute any more to the Left's project of tanking our economy and forcing businesses to go under and forcing people out of their paychecks.
Posted by: Emmie at March 20, 2020 02:44 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: I Am No One at March 20, 2020 02:44 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!
--
Nah, Diocese of Columbus - it incorporates much of the state.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 02:45 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories
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I mentioned that very thing to the missus this morning. Give it a week when the weather perks up a bit and the sun shines for more than a minute. Folks will start saying, "fuck this, I'm going out and enjoying life at its finest and if you want to stop me then stop me."
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 20, 2020 02:45 PM (9B/d8)
She was an 'ette of infinite meeps.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2020 02:45 PM (aS1PU)
They are the port for the west coast, and they are now disrupting the supply chain to Alaska. All because Gavin-boy is a dickless wonder who cannot see the consequences of his choices and actions.
Thanks, dude. We will remember this when we book our next vacation. Trust me.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2020 02:45 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 02:45 PM (PbpT7)
A meep just waiting to be told
So was it when my life began,
So it is now, unless I'm banned
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:46 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: I Am No One at March 20, 2020 02:46 PM (rIQuo)
After that, though, I do not wish to contribute any more to the Left's project of tanking our economy and forcing businesses to go under and forcing people out of their paychecks.
I feel the exact same way Emmie
PLUS - the virus is in the wild. it's not going to just disappear. whenever we're "set free" we WILL come across it! it's inevitable.
outbreaks will happen, new hot spots - but we CANNOT lock down the whole country again.
it was s dumb plan - I'm going with it b/c I have to - but we all need to make sure this tack isn't used again - like for "a bad novel flu" next year!
obviously the coasts needed more lockdown
and travel should have been restricted more, and earlier (like poor Italy, we needed to not let them in)
so learn from that - but this - I mean we are already thru two weeks and looking at our third week next week
it's a killer
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 20, 2020 02:47 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Nathanial Meep at March 20, 2020 02:47 PM (Y4EXg)
First: fuck international law.
That having been said, The Lancet long ago blotted its copybook, most egregiously with leftist crap about deaths in Iraq. Apparently we were responsible for all the people that AQ/ISIS killed, as well as anyone else who cashed in his chips while we were there.
Pure commie agitprop, straight-up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 02:47 PM (rmY2H)
We're confined to our homes, businesses are closed and there is widespread hoarding.
And the media/left think it's okay to let anyone from any country just waltz right in?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 02:47 PM (TdMsT)
It's strange that our "intelligence community" could find "foreign election interference" all the time except now, and everywhere except China...
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 02:47 PM (EvZQi)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 20, 2020 02:47 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: kallisto at March 20, 2020 02:47 PM (kgQKM)
Posted by: 13 Original Colonies at March 20, 2020 02:47 PM (fNWtj)
And WHO then repeated the Chinese lie to the world.
But "stupid" Trump put the Chinese travel ban in place anyway.
So who was really "stupid" here? The WHO, which believed and repeated the Chinese government's blatant and dangerous lies about the virus, or Trump, who erred --rightly-- on the side of caution and probably saved many American lives in the process?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2020 02:48 PM (k4dH2)
Well, Governor Tubbyfag Polis has closed all the hair salons. So, longer hairstyles are about to be in fashion, even in sunny CO.
For guys like me, who can't even find time for a haircut in normal circumstances, these are the halcyon days.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 02:48 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 20, 2020 02:48 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at March 20, 2020 02:48 PM (HuH1F)
Spoiler alert: They're more interested in gotcha questions, answers to their wildest hypotheticals, ignoring answers that contradict what they've already decided is fact, and oh yeah, their own egos.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 02:49 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM (d7Ww2)
We don't want that! Then you'll be meepless in Seattle!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:49 PM (NWiLs)
Ho Ree Clap!
No but seriously, keep hammering away at this. It might... just might, sink in with LiVs*.
*Do we still call them that? Or is there something catchier, a 2020 version?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 02:49 PM (hku12)
Posted by: I Am No One at March 20, 2020 02:49 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 02:49 PM (rmY2H)
"Trump Over-reacted to Virus Threat and Destroyed the US Economy" with the follow up "Pedo Joe is the Only Person Who Can Save the Economy Trump Destroyed with the Green New Deal."
Posted by: shibumi at March 20, 2020 02:49 PM (ZCiJZ)
In order to meet this goal, the "testing" centers will actually be transmitting the disease to the unsuspecting victims.
Posted by: kallisto at March 20, 2020 02:49 PM (kgQKM)
to be riots burning government offices for lying--where are the deaths
that justified me losing my job, my house and my car?!
Posted by: RoyalOil"
In the event that happens and the govt is forced to back down, we will hear no end to "Trumps overreaction"
Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 02:49 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Emmie at March 20, 2020 02:49 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2020 02:49 PM (3aI0K)
but I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I meep
and miles to go before I meep
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:41 PM (NWiLs)
I've no more meeps to give. Language warning.
https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2020 02:50 PM (1CjJc)
So, in summation: Trump was still wrong
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 20, 2020 02:50 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 02:49 PM (bDqIh)
Yep. And asking questions that have already been addressed in the presentation that they just (nominally at least) listened to.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 02:50 PM (rmY2H)
outbreaks will happen, new hot spots - but we CANNOT lock down the whole country again.
it was s dumb plan - I'm going with it b/c I have to - but we all need to make sure this tack isn't used again - like for "a bad novel flu" next year!
obviously the coasts needed more lockdown
and travel should have been restricted more, and earlier (like poor Italy, we needed to not let them in)
so learn from that - but this - I mean we are already thru two weeks and looking at our third week next week
it's a killer
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!
One of our posters said it best, and I think it was Tom Servo who said it.
Diamond Princess cruise ship was the perfect petri dish to see how this played out and the numbers just aren't there.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2020 02:50 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM
Sloppy workmanship on the part of the voters. They forgot to deburr the election results.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 02:50 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 02:29 PM (5bxa0)
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Why? Are you an otter?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2020 02:50 PM (CAJOC)
Should be beaten.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (NWiLs)
Most US Bishops are cowards. Check to see if he's a homosexual. Most of the truly cowardly are. Our Bishop cancelled all Masses last week already, although the good Dominicans at the Cathedral here are keeping the Church itself open for private prayer, and offering confessions by appointment to avoid lines.
Nothing is as vile as keeping the faithful away from Our Lord. It just proves that these "bishops" have no faith at all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2020 02:50 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 02:50 PM (II2Y0)
oh I'm making quite the list of the places I will never patronize again:
- PA State Stores (they only closed b/c the union bitched)
- Philadelphia
- The Entire State of Ohio
- All the idiotic womens' clothing stores that are emailing me COVID messages of support
..still working on this
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 20, 2020 02:50 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Erik L at March 20, 2020 02:50 PM (fMlmZ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 20, 2020 02:48 PM (pw+jk)
We like Newsome. He's smart.
Posted by: The Pakleds at March 20, 2020 02:50 PM (aS1PU)
We're confined to our homes, businesses are closed and there is widespread hoarding.
And the media/left think it's okay to let anyone from any country just waltz right in?
- - - -
Yup: you MUST order a nationwide shelter in place -- and also, OPEN BORDERZ!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 02:50 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 20, 2020 02:51 PM (LJes8)
Posted by: Lizzy
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My wife took one for the team today and tuned in. She is normally VERY level headed and calm but a few minutes after the Q&A started she was one PO'd redhead.
Stomping mad at the presstitutes.
Posted by: Nathanial Meep at March 20, 2020 02:51 PM (Y4EXg)
We're confined to our homes, businesses are closed and there is widespread hoarding.
And the media/left think it's okay to let anyone from any country just waltz right in?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 02:47 PM (TdMsT)
Isn't it great living in Bizarro World?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 02:51 PM (LMOIZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 02:51 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Muad'dib's Dog Benny at March 20, 2020 02:51 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:49 PM
Insom ftw!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 02:51 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2020 02:30 PM (Dc2NZ
WE need to capture the 'Brain Bug' like they did in "Starship Troopers". Let's begin with the co-ed showers!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega Kid, O-Positive at March 20, 2020 02:51 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Jim is fine
he just wants to see montana
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:51 PM (d7Ww2)
For guys like me, who can't even find time for a haircut in normal circumstances, these are the halcyon days.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 02:48 PM (II2Y0)
I got my haircut last Friday. After I went to the doctor. For a ROUTINE freakin' checkup!
Amazing how in one week, the world has changed that much. I'm serious. Seven days ago it never would have occurred to me that those things wouldn't be possible today.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 02:52 PM (hku12)
I don't fault Trump for the lockdown.
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Is this a nationwide lockdown? I've been busy and not watching the TV.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 02:52 PM (II2Y0)
Ask not who whom the bell meeps, it meeps for thee.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2020 02:52 PM (EGyGV)
In order to meet this goal, the "testing" centers will actually be transmitting the disease to the unsuspecting victims.
Posted by: kallisto at March 20, 2020 02:49 PM (kgQKM)
There's only one way to keep 56% of Californians from getting the virus: make that the goal of the Five Year Plan.
Because you know commies never meet the goals of their Five Year Plans.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 02:52 PM (rmY2H)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 02:52 PM (bDqIh)
Only printed two signs that said:
"THIS IS WHAT SOCIALISM LOOKS LIKE"
My bet is the sighs were taken down by leftists before I got through check out but I plan on many more.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 20, 2020 02:52 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Case at March 20, 2020 02:53 PM (WRPeR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:53 PM (d7Ww2)
LOl... After weeks of the "media" and their "Trump didn't take the Virus seriously!!!"
Posted by: Joey Biden at March 20, 2020 02:53 PM (5bxa0)
Trump is truly a party of his own.
Posted by: it begins... at March 20, 2020 02:53 PM (a5D9R)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 02:48 PM (II2Y0)
Perhaps a thoughtful return to the mullet?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2020 02:53 PM (vVOK2)
Since the death rates are expected to be far higher in more densely (pun intended) populated areas, which also happens to be the more Liberal areas, shouldn't we delay the census and thus the assignment of national representation until after the culling?
I'm sorry, am I being too Machiavellian?
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 20, 2020 02:53 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega Kid, O-Positive at March 20, 2020 02:51 PM (Vy7tf)
I'm in!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 20, 2020 02:53 PM (rmY2H)
I'm almost out of meeps to give.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:35 PM (d7Ww2)
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I've got a few, though I ordered them from Australia
sd33w
sd33w
sd33w
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2020 02:53 PM (CAJOC)
Because you know commies never meet the goals of their Five Year Plans.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
sweet! think of all the representation they will lose in congress!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:54 PM (d7Ww2)
LOl... After weeks of the "media" and their "Trump didn't take the Virus seriously!!!"
Posted by: Joey Biden at March 20, 2020 02:53 PM (5bxa0)
Proof positive that even the media themselves know we don't believe anything they say.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2020 02:54 PM (vVOK2)
Well it's like the analogy someone smart used - open borders is like having no locks on your doors so you have to run around protecting your belongings and self, locking every individual thing down
you're forced to lose your own freedom, your own sense of peace, so other people can have free reign over you
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 20, 2020 02:54 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: The Marmot at March 20, 2020 02:54 PM (gd9RK)
he just wants to see montana
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:51 PM (d7Ww2)
Thanks. Never can tell when the Horde is serious. Or just fuckin' around. Mostly because we're always fuckin' around. Except for when we're serious.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 02:54 PM (II2Y0)
thank you for your kind offer of meeps.
alas, my cup will be filled.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:53 PM (d7Ww2)
Nurse--can you share a meep or two?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 02:54 PM (TdMsT)
Since the death rates are expected to be far higher in more densely (pun intended) populated areas, which also happens to be the more Liberal areas
Serious point: the virus is going to make the Reds' push for dense housing a lot tougher sale than it was two weeks ago.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 02:54 PM (rmY2H)
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 02:45 PM (PbpT7)
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Mrs jhawk - You're going to start grilling around 4 right?
Me - YEAH BUT ACE RESPONDED AND
Mrs jhawk - yeah and you're still grilling around 4 right?
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2020 02:55 PM (/ZYFC)
Yes.
Under no circumstances do I root for or applaud the death of Americans.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2020 02:55 PM (XrCyE)
Of course that's what's tee'd up.
This is not worse than H1N1, except we are in the process of destroying our economy.
So when this is over and the MSM looks at the number of deaths and then looks at the unemployment numbers of which will be a substantial number in the broadcasting, communication and entertainment business, they are going to try to create the narrative that this was a massive over-reaction.
They caused this but they will never admit that.
So I expect nothing less from them but to be the eact same pieces of shit we've come to know of them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2020 02:55 PM (FVrDO)
Posted by: Nonapod at March 20, 2020 02:55 PM (CLP9I)
And the media/left think it's okay to let anyone from any country just waltz right in?
______________
Congress is also rushing through more H1-B visas, because with 20% or more Americans predicted to be unemployed soon, we just can't import enough new foreign workers to take our jobs!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2020 02:55 PM (k4dH2)
Husband is working for the Census bureau and they have delayed the census till at least after April 1 st..
Posted by: Joey Biden at March 20, 2020 02:55 PM (5bxa0)
he just wants to see montana
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:51 PM (d7Ww2)
Joe retired years ago
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 02:55 PM (LMOIZ)
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 02:55 PM (94hkk)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2020 02:55 PM (k4dH2)
Fuck Romney and Lee
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 02:56 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Weasel at March 20, 2020 02:56 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Muad'dib's Dog Benny at March 20, 2020 02:56 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:56 PM (d7Ww2)
"I got infected at your NASTY restaurant - gimme millions"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 20, 2020 02:56 PM (LJes8)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 20, 2020 02:57 PM (JRaU+)
I'm dead Jim.
Posted by: Open Borders Movement at March 20, 2020 02:57 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 02:48 PM (II2Y0)
Perhaps a thoughtful return to the mullet?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2020 02:53 PM (vVOK2)
You know what that leads to - power ballads
Posted by: The Dude at March 20, 2020 02:57 PM (Izzlo)
Because you know commies never meet the goals of their Five Year Plans.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
sweet! think of all the representation they will lose in congress!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:54 PM (d7Ww2)
If we assigned representation by IQ rather than population California would have maybe one representative, and that would be charity. Kinda like the minimum of one guy from each team in the All-Star game.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 02:57 PM (rmY2H)
NY has a limited one.
IL Gov now saying beginning tomorrow for IL.
I am noticing a trend of bankrupt states doing this. I also see in the future a hand being extended asking for money.
Or maybe its just me.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at March 20, 2020 02:57 PM (Ozpxd)
I will share my meeps with all who request a meep.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:56 PM (d7Ww2)
I thought you might.
You are the best.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 02:57 PM (TdMsT)
Stomping mad at the presstitutes.
- - - -
Really awful. If this is the best they can do, shut it down and start over. I think people off the street would ask better questions because at least they would want to get information.
It is interesting to see who can adjust to this new crisis environment, putting the usual games/expectations/behavior aside vs. who is so mean, inflexible and shallow that they can't shift gears.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 02:57 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Beaker at March 20, 2020 02:57 PM (ejd/p)
it's a killer
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 20, 2020 02:47 PM (j9HX3)
The lessons to be learned here are legion. Stockpile medical capacity (gloves, masks, gowns, ventilators, anti-virals, etc.), early travel restriction protocols, market rules governing short-selling (such as the uptick rule, perhaps), Congressional stock selling disclosure requirements, and so on.
Personal lessons abound, too.
I learned that we never developed a vaccine for SARS after the 2002 outbreak, and SARS-COV-2 has about 70% genetic similarity with SARS-2002. We never prepared medical capacities to deal with such a national threat, either, apparently.
If we don't know by now, China (or Africa, or Mexico) will spawn another one of these. It is a matter of time. If we don't take this opportunity to prepare the country, all the sacrifice will have been for naught.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2020 02:57 PM (1CjJc)
At what point will the USA get the all clear?
Posted by: Jmel at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (qE0C+)
_________
SHUT UP H8R! It's far too nuanced for you to understand ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 20, 2020 02:58 PM (FkV9V)
the President at every turn. Why would they do such a thing? Could it be
their hate and bias is showing?
Posted by: Case at March 20, 2020 02:53 PM (WRPeR)
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They don't just hate America. The liars in media are actively working for our enemies. Have been since the 1920s but it is really in the open now.
The. Media. Are. Traitors.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 20, 2020 02:58 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Jim is fine
he just wants to see montana
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:51 PM (d7Ww2)
The fact he wants to see Montana is indication he is NOT fine.
No but seriously, I've only ever clipped the bottom of the state. Got semi-close to being offered a job there though. Some of those towns in the southern part of the state seem to be overrun with... whatever one calls them, ex-Californicators or Washingtubbers.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 02:58 PM (hku12)
he just wants to see montana
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:51 PM (d7Ww2)
Thanks. Never can tell when the Horde is serious. Or just fuckin' around. Mostly because we're always fuckin' around. Except for when we're serious.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 02:54 PM (II2Y0)
And then there's Fucking Serious, and for some, seriously fucking.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2020 02:58 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Dick Punching NeverTrumping Shitheels at March 20, 2020 02:42 PM (+dsLj)
++
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 02:58 PM (w+Ped)
Nothing the Pres can say to the media is bad enough. Self-involved, sucking-up-to-the-CCP, hacks that they are.
And I can't believe there was a time I ever took Jonah Goldberg seriously. Even though I thought all his attempts at humor were lame, I still took him seriously.
Massive mea culpa. Now I think he should go pound sand.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at March 20, 2020 02:58 PM (Zu0hb)
Even without the second half, gloom-monging is just wearying.
Also, it's Buzzion who's dead, as usual. Stands to reason.
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 20, 2020 02:58 PM (CGB5H)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:53 PM (d7Ww2)
May God's grace be upon you, my sister.
Posted by: Emmie at March 20, 2020 02:59 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2020 02:59 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 02:59 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: klaftern at March 20, 2020 02:59 PM (RuIsu)
Or maybe its just me.
- - - -
Considering how many currently struggling businesses they are killing, and people this will put out of work, with the shelter in place order, they'll need it. It's like they want to do the most harm.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 02:59 PM (bDqIh)
Perhaps a thoughtful return to the mullet?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2020 02:53 PM
You know what that leads to - power ballads
Posted by: The Dude at March 20, 2020 02:57 PM
we just gotta gas up the van & we are ready to go
Posted by: Night Ranger at March 20, 2020 03:00 PM (hx3Q8)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 02:52 PM (hku12) "
When I think about it, that is pretty much the story of these past 3 years.
Interesting times, for sure.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 20, 2020 03:00 PM (zlgJP)
The lawyers have literally destroyed functional society.
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 03:00 PM (eAZVt)
Or maybe its just me.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at March 20, 2020 02:57 PM (Ozpxd)
I see in the future that the sun will rise in the east tomorrow morning. Although that's a little less certain than your prediction.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 03:00 PM (rmY2H)
Rolling old school now, they have a paper form I can fill out. Oh Yes. Paper form.
Posted by: kallisto at March 20, 2020 03:00 PM (kgQKM)
@mattgaetz
·
Mar 19
Should corporations operating in America with substantial Chinese ownership be eligible for the *trillion* dollar bailout on its way?
I think not.
#AmericaFirst
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 20, 2020 03:00 PM (LJes8)
Has there been any brouhaha over what seem - to me - obviously completely ridiculous infection #s from the cretinous CA governor (from his public health people, even worse)?
25 *MILLION* infected? By June?
The *world* has about 250K infected. Start the clock whenever you want - November, December at the latest.
The world.
But *CA* alone will have *100 times* that number in the next 8 weeks?
Unless there is a mandatory state-wide mass public meeting in which everyone shakes hands, coughs on each other, and then vigorously rubs their eyes and licks their fingers, how is this remotely plausible?
What am I missing?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 03:01 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 20, 2020 03:01 PM (o2MD2)
Hot Tip - Get a haircut while you can, short as you can stand it. In Texas, barbershops and styling salons are closed, per Gov. Abbott's order a day or two ago. I should have got my hair cut early this week but waited too long. If this goes on for a loong, time, I'll have to shave my head.
Posted by: Gref at March 20, 2020 03:01 PM (AMIL/)
At what point will the USA get the all clear?
Posted by: Jmel at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (qE0C+)
_________
SHUT UP H8R! It's far too nuanced for you to understand ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 20, 2020 02:58 PM (FkV9V)
This is just battlefield prep for the larger threat.
We've been told that Globul Warmering will kill us all, and they are now putting in place the precedent that Governors can dictate non Constitutional Actions, if they decide its an emergency.
You are watching the death of the Republic, in real time.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2020 03:01 PM (NgKpN)
I'm sorry, am I being too Machiavellian?
Yes.
Under no circumstances do I root for or applaud the death of Americans.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
You know, I'm unsure if I should take offense at your comment as deliberately mischaracterization my comment or pity you for being so ignorant.
At no point did I applaud the death of anyone. I merely point out that the census, which was already being used to usurp the voice of American citizens, is very likely to end up being even more egregiously an uneven representation of citizens if higher percentages of them die of in these areas where we count illegals as the same as citizens.
Perhaps you should crawl back under your bridge?
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 20, 2020 03:01 PM (af5xa)
Dafuq?!
Jim died?
I just saw him here yesterday
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 02:50 PM (II2Y0)
It's me Donna and otters got him.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2020 03:01 PM (1CjJc)
There was a reporter today asking trump why he won't do a nationwide shelter in place because "people going to the store, going for a walk on the beach are killing people!!"
SMFH
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 03:01 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Pliney at March 20, 2020 03:01 PM (nzKWW)
Almost.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 20, 2020 03:02 PM (wUHYj)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 03:02 PM (bKjAM)
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 03:00 PM (eAZVt)
William Shakespeare something something
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 03:02 PM (94hkk)
Posted by: Nonapod at March 20, 2020 02:55 PM (CLP9I)
That's OK, Ain't no way Bammy is more conservative than the median (D) Senator.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 03:02 PM (w+Ped)
Israeli pharmaceutical company Teva announces donation of 6 million
Hydroxychloroquine tablets to US hospitals to fight Chinese virus
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Am I the only one that thought:
One American saved for every Jew lost in the Holocaust.
I sure am glad we picked Israel as a friend rather than Iran.
Posted by: Methos at March 20, 2020 03:02 PM (kOpft)
Everything he does is wrong.
Everything he does is racist.
It's almost as if these are idees fixe and not anything based on reality.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 20, 2020 03:03 PM (GbPPJ)
Jersey Mikes for lunch and Mr Jalapenos for dinner.
Woohoo!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2020 03:03 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2020 03:03 PM (1CjJc)
I wasn't expecting it to literally be Little Old Ladies but que sera sera.
Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2020 03:03 PM (FhXTo)
If you associate corporatism with "consrrrvative values" then yes.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 20, 2020 03:03 PM (ykYG2)
SMFH
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 03:01 PM (bDqIh)
My new pair of running shoes arrives tomorrow, and I am outta here!
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 03:03 PM (w+Ped)
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 03:03 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: it begins... at March 20, 2020 03:04 PM (a5D9R)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 03:04 PM (TdMsT)
Our priest had discontinued masses but had left it open for private prayer during the day.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 02:36 PM (Y4EXg)
The press release from the Diocese of Joliet IL looks like they are suspending Mass indefinitely including through Easter or until they get the all clear and advising churches to live stream Mass if possible. Thankfully St. John Cantius in Chicago is live streaming Mass. They even have videos of previous Masses up. If I have to do that I do it in Latin
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 03:04 PM (LMOIZ)
Travel bans.
https://bit.ly/2wqXDAr
How Taiwan Countered Coronavirus Despite a Lack of Info
While Taiwan could not rely on Beijing to provide timely and accurate information, it also received little help from the WHO. The WHO bowed to Beijing's demand in stripping Taiwan's access to the WHO since 2016. The Wall Street Journal reported, "The WHO has held two emergency meetings since the coronavirus outbreak. Taiwan wasn't permitted to attend, despite its proximity to China and its handful of confirmed cases." Consequently, "Taiwan often must rely on secondhand information relayed by friendly governments and nongovernmental organizations" to manage its response.
Not receiving any guidance from the WHO turned out to be a blessing in disguise for Taiwan. On Jan. 20, three days before Beijing decided to lock down Wuhan and three other major cities comprised of 60 million residents, and 10 days before the WHO declared the coronavirus outbreak a public-health emergency of international concern, the Taiwanese public health agency officially activated the Central Epidemic Command Center (CECC). The CECC was established during the SARS outbreak in 2003, and one of its main responsibilities is to coordinate viral-containment efforts through various governmental agencies.
The CECC's swift actions included imposing travel bans of Wuhan residents as early as Jan. 23, increasing funding and production of masks and starting the mask ration system before the public had a chance to hoard, and providing daily press briefings to reassure and educate the public while fighting misinformation.
The most impressive action regarded how the CECC used technology. An entry quarantine system was launched Feb. 14 so "travelers can complete the health declaration form by scanning a QR code that leads to an online form, either prior to departure from or upon arrival at a Taiwan airport. A mobile health declaration pass was then sent via SMS to phones using a local telecom operator, which allowed for faster immigration clearance for those with minimal risk." By Feb. 18, all hospitals, clinics, and pharmacies in Taiwan gained instant access to their patients' travel histories.
Not surprisingly, the CECC's transparency and decisive measures have received a more than 80 percent approval rating from the Taiwanese, and the public isn't panicking. The Taiwan government has also been able to keep its businesses and schools open while continuing measures to contain the spread of the coronavirus. President Tsi Ing-wen saw her approval rating increase from from 56.7 percent in January to 68.5 percent in February.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 20, 2020 03:04 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 02:55 PM (LMOIZ)
Ok, I'll play...
Joe who?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 03:04 PM (hku12)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 03:04 PM (5bxa0)
A modest proposal: shitcan the rest of the ridiculous HIGH. SPEED. RAIL. fiasco and redirect the money to offset some of the impact of the virus.
Yeah, I'm a dreamer (not a Dreamer), but I'm not the only one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 03:04 PM (rmY2H)
Posted by: Big V at March 20, 2020 03:05 PM (XEC2p)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 03:02 PM (bKjAM)
I like mine on a toasted but with cole slaw on top.
Thanks!
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2020 03:05 PM (aS1PU)
Those kids still gotta get their proper nutrition.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 03:05 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 03:05 PM (d7Ww2)
If you don't fill out the form they will come to your house... Husband is working for the census this year and they will track you down if they can... Even homeless camps
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 03:05 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: klaftern at March 20, 2020 03:06 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 20, 2020 03:01 PM (af5xa)
Sweetie, be forgiving. It's one thing that doesn't come in through the ports and isn't required by the government jackboots. You can be kind and forgiving without even breaking a sweat.
I don't think it was meant to be rude.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2020 03:06 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 03:02 PM (bKjAM)
I like mine on a toasted but with cole slaw on top.
Thanks!
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2020 03:05 PM (aS1PU)
I like mine the same way.
South Carolina sauce and gluten free bread, please.
Thank you.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 03:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 03:06 PM (G546f)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 03:02 PM (bKjAM)
I like mine on a toasted but with cole slaw on top.
Thanks!
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2020 03:05 PM
Damn it. I am headed to Jersey Mikes but now I have a craving for a good Cuban sammich.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2020 03:06 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 03:02 PM (w+Ped)
Actually that's fairly likely
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 03:06 PM (94hkk)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 03:06 PM (EvZQi)
Posted by: IC at March 20, 2020 03:06 PM (sYDum)
Buns are good. I really like it in a Flour/Corn Tortilla with Slaw.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 03:07 PM (bKjAM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 20, 2020 03:07 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 03:05 PM (7ZMbn)
You just want them fattened up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 03:07 PM (rmY2H)
I don't respond to the census. I never have.
Posted by: Ladyl
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ That actually would be a great tactic for conservatives in liberal districts. The sort of thing I would expect Liberals to do that would piss us off but leave us completely unable to respond effectively against.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 20, 2020 03:07 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 03:07 PM (bKjAM)
Posted by: arrrrgh at March 20, 2020 03:07 PM (whOIk)
Uncle Joe was afraid to cut the cake.
Posted by: klaftern at March 20, 2020 03:06 PM
who's gonna play those eights & aces?
Posted by: Bob Segar at March 20, 2020 03:08 PM (hx3Q8)
Unless there is a mandatory state-wide mass public meeting in which everyone shakes hands, coughs on each other, and then vigorously rubs their eyes and licks their fingers, how is this remotely plausible?
What am I missing?
Posted by: rhomboid
Common core math?
Seriously, no one's numbers EVER came close to predictions. No China's, Diamond Princess, not the US.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2020 03:08 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 20, 2020 03:08 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2020 03:08 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 20, 2020 03:07 PM
So is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2020 03:08 PM (axyOa)
Thanks!
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2020 03:05 PM
So...cole slaw is part of the kink?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 03:08 PM (ejd/p)
If you don't fill out the form they will come
to your house... Husband is working for the census this year and they
will track you down if they can... Even homeless camps
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 03:05 PM (5bxa0)
I filled out and submitted mien online and still get endless reminders in the mail with a code for online submision. pain in the ass.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 03:08 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 03:08 PM (LMOIZ)
Posted by: Nonapod
I think it's measuring how liberal or conservative his tweets are. I can see that. Pierre tweeting rock-ribbed conservative muh principles while everything he actually does would put him on the Diablo list.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 20, 2020 03:09 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2020 03:09 PM (ABjxW)
Aye!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2020 03:09 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 03:08 PM (ejd/p)
hey, don't judge me.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2020 03:09 PM (aS1PU)
were doing. and I don't think this was anything other than a terrible
accident releasing a bio-agent - but once they realized it was out, the
PRC decided to "spread a little love around"
when they lied about it and sent their million (likely infected) students/workers around the world ... it was essentially an act of war.
When they attacked the US for blocking them, it was a continuation of their malicious bio-invasion. This is a Psy-Op War, whether the bio part was intentionally initiated or not. The Phase II spread to the world was absolutely intentional ... reckless endangerment at best, but we have 1000's dead, so that is negligent homicide.
Saw something about a class action suit against China ... our government should press that themselves. We'll be cancelling $2T in treasury bond holdings, as downpayment. Oh, Panama Canal, yeah, that's ours now too. Those ports you've been buying pieces of ... yeah, those all belong to US.
We really have legit reason to "repossess" ... China did this with intent.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 20, 2020 03:09 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 03:07 PM (rmY2H)
Well yeah...but crowded into a pen with troughs is much more efficient.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 03:10 PM (7ZMbn)
I don't think the dog-eater has a compass; he's a Clinton. But his Congress was Left-er than was BJ's.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 20, 2020 03:10 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 03:10 PM (9TdxA)
I live in Illinois, and so I am thinking about this. What repercussions are there?
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 03:10 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: ShainS at March 20, 2020 03:10 PM (FkV9V)
No, the best part is having a window to look out of. Beautiful big puffy clouds and blue skies. Snow on the mountains... what's not to like.
Oh yeah... work. Dammit!
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)
25 *MILLION* infected? By June?
The *world* has about 250K infected. Start the clock whenever you want - November, December at the latest.
The world.
But *CA* alone will have *100 times* that number in the next 8 weeks?
Unless there is a mandatory state-wide mass public meeting in which everyone shakes hands, coughs on each other, and then vigorously rubs their eyes and licks their fingers, how is this remotely plausible?
What am I missing?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 03:01 PM (El6T/)
How to get the liberals to go to the mass public meeting where they do this?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 03:10 PM (rmY2H)
Posted by: Marko Ramius at March 20, 2020 03:10 PM (sj6zW)
I'm making Pulled Pork.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 03:02 PM (bKjAM)
I like mine on a toasted but with cole slaw on top.
Thanks!
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2020 03:05 PM (aS1PU)
This isn't long pig and it taint Cannibal Bob.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2020 03:11 PM (1CjJc)
lulz:
Dear Members of the Harvard Community,
I love commencement. I love seeing our community come together to celebrate the academic accomplishments of bla bla bla bla....
So it is with an especially heavy heart that I write to inform you that our 369th Commencement Exercises, which would have taken place on Thursday, May 28, must be postponed. Bla bla blah..
Sincerely,
Larry
Lawrence S. Bacow
President
Harvard University
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 03:11 PM (EvZQi)
If Ill is anything like CA. they will find you..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 03:11 PM (5bxa0)
How many homeless are there in CA?
Maybe the freakout is because they know that there is a big group of people who have poor mental and physical health, poor hygiene, are incapable of taking care of themselves should they get Wuhan flu and no one that they can depend on for help?
Maybe the shelter in place is to protect normies (i.e. voters and donors) from germy hordes of homeless. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 03:11 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 20, 2020 03:11 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 20, 2020 03:11 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: it begins... at March 20, 2020 03:11 PM (a5D9R)
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 03:11 PM (eAZVt)
Bernie's a commie
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 03:12 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: ShainS at March 20, 2020 03:10 PM (FkV9V)
No, it's brilliant. Co-opting the Reds. It's harder to dump on what Trump is doing if those clowns are on-board.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 03:12 PM (rmY2H)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 03:01 PM (El6T/)
You answered your question: Mafia accounting.
I think they've put away some savings - a rainy day fund that Brown started after 2008. Given the market and jacking the top rate to 13%, I can see that figure - as I believe its an auto deduct from tax collections.
I said this morning: You will see a commercial in 2024 or 2028 highlighting Newsom and his "leadership" to lock down the state. "Showed courage. Leadership. BS" that why we need to elect him president.
The numbers just play into the commercial. Projected X infected. Lockdown. Not infected. Bingo. Lockdown saved us.
We're about 1.990M short of the "Millions dead from this virus" prediction. It's all to make commercials for Gavin, Coumo, etc. If the numbers bare out, it's Trump's fault.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at March 20, 2020 03:12 PM (Ozpxd)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2020 03:12 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 03:12 PM (oigoJ)
Posted by: Rick Wilson at March 20, 2020 03:12 PM (94hkk)
Just a thought.
Not sure how that works out in blue states, but it is rather important in some places to keep the wolves at bay.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2020 03:13 PM (vVOK2)
Joe who?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 03:04 PM (hku12)
Montana
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 03:08 PM (LMOIZ)
Wrong answer! State's closed.
Moose out front shoulda toldya.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 03:13 PM (hku12)
Too early for pulling it right now. Gotta wait a few hours.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 03:07 PM (bKjAM)
Another one of those WFH benefits.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2020 03:13 PM (1CjJc)
Nose hair topiary
Hoping to start a Facebook group.
Posted by: Edward Tweezerhands at March 20, 2020 03:13 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: ShainS
Sounds like Trump is making them own this.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2020 03:13 PM (sLVyZ)
Should I shave my mouthpussy?
1. Yes
2. Yes but in yelllow
Posted by: Rick Wilson at March 20, 2020 03:12 PM (94hkk)
Those jug ears of his are apparently great for grip when they have to go really deep.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2020 03:13 PM (vVOK2)
He should have at least pushed for Legislative Action to allow this move.
He didn't. He excercised existing Governmental Powers that he refused to implelent in the Homeless / Disease Crisis that preceeded this outbreak.
Rookie mistake. By acting now he has called attention to his inaction in ref. to Homeless as Disease Vectors.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 03:13 PM (bKjAM)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 03:11 PM (bDqIh)
I don't know how many homeless there are, but there is approximately Avogadro's number of vagrants.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 03:13 PM (rmY2H)
******
Schweizer: Burr Should 'Resign' -- Be Investigated by DoJ for Insider Trading
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 03:14 PM (1tIiG)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 20, 2020 03:14 PM (ykYG2)
I live in Illinois, and so I am thinking about this. What repercussions are there?
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 03:10 PM (eAZVt)
If you live in a GOPish area your representation in state and federal assemblies will be shorted.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 03:14 PM (w+Ped)
Posted by: ShainS at March 20, 2020 03:10 PM (FkV9V)
It's a defensive play. Give them the "responsibility" so if something goes sideways, it's on Gavin and Coumo.
Plus, if they reach their hand out for money - he can say, that was your decision. Decisions have consequences. He's not winning Cali or NY regardless.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at March 20, 2020 03:14 PM (Ozpxd)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 03:14 PM (dUJdY)
The Taiwan government has also been able to keep its businesses and schools open while continuing measures to contain the spread of the coronavirus. President Tsi Ing-wen saw her approval rating increase from from 56.7 percent in January to 68.5 percent in February.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
=======
Trump has gotten on top of the virus itself. Now he needs to get on top of the secondary virus. NOW.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 20, 2020 03:14 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2020 03:14 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 20, 2020 03:14 PM (lonOK)
Asking for a friend.
My gout says 'no' but my Irish and Italian blood screams 'yes!'
Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2020 03:14 PM (TQ/zJ)
it's really funny
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 03:14 PM (G546f)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 20, 2020 03:14 PM (ykYG2)
come in through the ports and isn't required by the government
jackboots. You can be kind and forgiving without even breaking a sweat.
I don't think it was meant to be rude.
Posted by: tcn in AK
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Perhaps you are right. I hope you are.
But tell me, where do you see anyone hoping that anyone dies from this other than on the left?
Meh, I'll let it slide as you suggest, but I wont forget it. I don't like being sucker punched twice.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 20, 2020 03:15 PM (af5xa)
Should be beaten.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (NWiLs)
Flogging the bishop?
Posted by: Smash'em at March 20, 2020 03:15 PM (1gV6P)
Yeah, McHenry county. I guess I'll send it in then.
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 03:15 PM (eAZVt)
Mousse out front should have told you.
Posted by: Edward Tweezerhands at March 20, 2020 03:15 PM (m45I2)
I remember a story about it was actually a consortium of private industries that went to the president and said we'd better build up an arsenal. We were prepared for WWII because of the concern of private industries.
Statists are always trying to sell the state on what it didn't screw up.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Eicbe)
Hoping to start a Facebook group.
Can't be any worse than some of the ones out there. I say go for it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 03:16 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 03:11 PM (bDqIh)
Most people don't interact with the homeless. The infection spreads there, that's the overrun of the healthcare system.
Keeping us even more separated might just work.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at March 20, 2020 03:16 PM (Ozpxd)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2020 03:16 PM (m45I2)
Should I shave my mouthpussy?
1. Yes
2. Yes but in yelllow
Posted by: Rick Wilson at March 20, 2020 03:12 PM (94hkk)
Ignoring the Rick F'n Wilson nic here, but you know what the worst part of living in 2020 is?
Whenever I see the P word, I picture Amy Schumer saying it.
Not Trump's comment, not some hot young thang. No. Amy Flippin' Schumer. I hear her voice in my head, see that fat cow in leather, and it's worse than Malcom McDowell having his eyes propped open! No way to wash the images clean anymore. The P word. Forever ruined.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 03:16 PM (hku12)
Mousse out front should have told you.
Posted by: Edward Tweezerhands at March 20, 2020 03:15 PM (m45I2)
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Noice.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 03:16 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: El Kabong
yes. And I'm glad the Burke reference played.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 03:16 PM (PbpT7)
Aye!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2020 03:09 PM (UUBmN)
If you have kids, the drinking is mandatory.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2020 03:16 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 20, 2020 03:16 PM (COzlW)
That is the hump the progressives like TFG are trying to eliminate.
I would say that that is also where reality lives.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 03:16 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2020 03:16 PM (UUBmN)
Which government are they talking about?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 03:17 PM (rmY2H)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2020 03:17 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 03:13 PM (bKjAM)
Yes. And what a glorious mistake it is. He's put himself and Garcetti, who has eyes on governor (and more) straight in the line of sight.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at March 20, 2020 03:17 PM (Ozpxd)
All business in the front and party in the back!!
Posted by: dananjcon at March 20, 2020 03:18 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Jmel at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (qE0C+)
The minute it's announced the November election will be postponed until the plague is gone then the virus will become a nothingburger
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 03:18 PM (LMOIZ)
When some of us are legally forbidden to leave our houses (I'm not), the important thing to remember is not to lose our way of life.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 03:18 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 20, 2020 03:18 PM (JRaU+)
I have kids. They're grown and gone but I'm still acting according to your advice.
Posted by: The Marmot at March 20, 2020 03:18 PM (gd9RK)
Nose hair topiary
Hoping to start a Facebook group.
Posted by: Edward Tweezerhands at March 20, 2020 03:13 PM
Pilgrim: Hey, have you got any hairs up your nose?
Frenssen: Why?
Pilgrim: I've got some up my ass. Maybe we can tie them together?
Free meeps for the Moron who names the movie.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 03:18 PM (ejd/p)
Day to day may not mean much, but if the 20 today ends up being 40 for all day ... it means a decline in the rate of increase for the first time since the acceleration phase got rolling. Even if there are 59 today, that would indicate a slowing.
But that is me hoping these drugs are working, and social distancing helping. Would take several days and more broad data to have any confidence the thang is being subdued. this site updates frequently, and has a chart that be viewed as either linear or logarithmic.
https://tinyurl.com/sachnme
Posted by: illiniwek at March 20, 2020 03:19 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 03:13 PM
So you're saying there's a mole?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2020 03:19 PM (DMUuz)
Newsome is tied into the Pelosi and Brown crime families. I'm not worried about him escaping scrutiny.
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 03:19 PM (Ry8mf)
I swore off news briefings with Trump long ago. No TVs could survive the onslaught of vulgarity I threw at the MFM.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 20, 2020 03:19 PM (6eEQ+)
I've got one brewing at the moment. Not quite in full effect, but I am not going in for a haircut anytime soon.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 03:19 PM (bKjAM)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2020 03:19 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 03:16 PM (LWu6U)
Pretty much. We're sitting here, looking way across the valley at the mountains of madness. Mitt lives in the foothills, the "average" twitter user a few ridges in. AOC types live on the other side and have never seen reality.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 03:19 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 03:18 PM (ejd/p)
Das Boot
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 03:20 PM (w+Ped)
I live in Illinois, and so I am thinking about this. What repercussions are there?
If Ill is anything like CA. they will find you..
Posted by: It's me donna~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Of course. If you don't reply while in a liberal district they will prosecute you to the end of the earth. Fail to respond in a GOP district and they'll hire you a lawyer to defend your right to privacy, even shelter you as a Whistle blower or some such.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 20, 2020 03:20 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2020 03:17 PM (r+sAi)
---
Unnatural selection has a role here.
Twitter users are selected for their lack of offense to the leftist principles. In addition, it's harder to select against a leftist, who is allowed to break all sorts of plain-word Twitcher standards, because they are less likely to offend against the politics of Twitter elite.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 03:20 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2020 03:19 PM (DMUuz)
In the government? You bet. Lots of 'em.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 03:20 PM (rmY2H)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 03:13 PM (rmY2H)
6.022 times 10 to the 23rd power golf claps.
Posted by: Muad'dib's Dog Benny at March 20, 2020 03:20 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Jmel at March 20, 2020 02:39 PM (qE0C+)
The minute it's announced the November election will be postponed until the plague is gone then the virus will become a nothingburger
Posted by: TheQuietMan
No worse than the common cold.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2020 03:21 PM (sLVyZ)
I really do see people taking social distancing very seriously
I also want us (Pennsylvanians) to be able to at least get out and get fresh air.
the whole state isn't Philly you can't rule us like it is
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 20, 2020 03:21 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 03:21 PM (cfSLd)
I'm not saying the 25 million # for CA is to be doubted because all estimates are sometimes wrong, and also not a Virus Truther about the general situation.
Just pointing out that the number is wildly, wildly in excess of any # yet bandied about (% wise) for spread of the virus. Wildly so. I think it's even way beyond the already dubious #s generated by the model allegedly being used (at least in part) by CDC, the one from the British institution.
Meanwhile, I've seen no "offical" info/guidance in CA closing any particular businesses other than the bars and restaurants, a few other types, that were included in the very first restrictions (and carry-out still OK). So I guess it's mostly "implied" - if a business/job is considered "non-essential", then by implication, you "shouldn't" open it/do it.
Mention it only because I saw two liquor stores open this morning on my short errand.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 03:21 PM (El6T/)
Eggs are good after the date on the carton?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 03:21 PM (EvZQi)
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 03:20 PM (w+Ped)
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I would have applauded if they got sunk for the 3rd time. That movie is one of the most tedious movies, regardless of the performance by Prochnow.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 03:21 PM (Eicbe)
No, but you might consider growing a moustache and trying out leather vests.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 20, 2020 03:22 PM (ykYG2)
Yeah, I'm not afraid of the Wuhans but I've chosen this time to say go ahead hair and beard, see what you can do!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2020 03:22 PM (gd9RK)
Morgenthau wrote they had to fight like Hell to keep FDR from nationalizing those industries.
FDR was a douche of immense proportions.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 20, 2020 03:22 PM (rIQuo)
Mousse out front should have told you.
Posted by: Edward Tweezerhands at March 20, 2020 03:15 PM
LOL. Same here. A bunch of shit is closed here in Minnesota. bars, resturants (take out or drive through OK) hair salons etc. Seems like we're killing a mosquito with a sledge hammer. Our gov, is speaking now. They were talking or rumor of him ordering shelter in place. This is B.S.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2020 03:22 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 03:18 PM (ejd/p)
Das Boot
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 03:20 PM
Nicely done. Report to the moose out front for your meeps.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 03:22 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 03:22 PM (LMOIZ)
Posted by: I Am No One at March 20, 2020 03:22 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2020 03:22 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 03:22 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 20, 2020 03:14 PM (lonOK)
No, you're right. He's getting old, has been doing this for a long long time. He's clearly more bureaucrat than doctor, and I guess he's basically harmless.
Honestly, I don't remember too much from his early AIDS days, whether he was a serious researcher or even all the way back then, mostly bureaucrat. I seem to recall he was instrumental in some aspect of testing, but without looking it up, I've mostly forgotten what he did.
But he keeps coming out there, every time we have one of these epidemic scares.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 03:23 PM (hku12)
Question: is "Chinese" an ethnicity?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 03:23 PM (EvZQi)
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 20, 2020 03:14 PM (lonOK)
it's not just the fame, my lad, it is the Power.
Posted by: kallisto at March 20, 2020 03:23 PM (kgQKM)
Posted by: Muldoon
You may be just Muldooning us, but it definitely calls for some research. brb...
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 03:23 PM (cfSLd)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 03:22 PM (ejd/p)
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What's the exchange rate in quatloos?
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 03:23 PM (Eicbe)
George Costanza
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 20, 2020 03:23 PM (COzlW)
Mousse out front should have told you.
Posted by: Edward Tweezerhands
You made my teeth hurt.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2020 03:23 PM (6bzC+)
You are 29, right?
I hope you are prepared for disappointment.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 03:23 PM (bKjAM)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2020 03:23 PM (TNy/K)
googles:
Ethnicity:
the fact or state of belonging to a social group that has a common national or cultural tradition.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 03:24 PM (EvZQi)
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 03:23 PM (Eicbe)
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Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 03:24 PM (hYcqw)
"Han" is. And the relevant subjects of Xi, Son Of Heaven, are Han or mostly-Han.
So, the same way that "Finnish" and "English" are ethnicities.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 20, 2020 03:25 PM (ykYG2)
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Not acceptable but required.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 20, 2020 03:25 PM (pw+jk)
Conservatives are saner than Leftists. If only they were also smarter...
Posted by: Craken at March 20, 2020 03:25 PM (E67po)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 03:25 PM (EvZQi)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 03:21 PM (El6T/)
Everyone can make a case as being "essential." Even if very far downstream. People come in to work, in offices, on the factory floor, etc. Interaction can be held to a minimum.
Go to a restaurant, bar, etc., there's tons of people purposefully interacting.
As for the number, theory says we'll all be exposed to it at some point. Gavin's gotta sell this "shelter" action. He says December, everyone is "meh."
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at March 20, 2020 03:25 PM (Ozpxd)
Posted by: I Am No One at March 20, 2020 03:25 PM (rIQuo)
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Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 03:06 PM (G546f)
His place is an interesting shade of green. If circus peanuts were green, they would be that shade.
Posted by: kallisto at March 20, 2020 03:26 PM (kgQKM)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 20, 2020 03:26 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 03:23 PM (EvZQi)
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Yeah, it's that.
But so are most other countries too--why you singling out China, bigot?!
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 03:26 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 20, 2020 03:26 PM (5IbVn)
They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store -
THEY LIED
- everyone else had clothes on!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 03:26 PM (G546f)
There's no such thing as Finnish. It's just a conspiracy to steal vowels from the Welsh.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2020 03:26 PM (gd9RK)
Nah - Cuomo and Newsome are positioning themselves for future elections.
They are not working in concert. They both want the same piecce of the pie.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 03:27 PM (bKjAM)
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 03:23 PM (Eicbe)
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Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 03:24 PM (hYcqw)
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I take exception!
Posted by: Java at March 20, 2020 03:27 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Pliney at March 20, 2020 03:27 PM (nzKWW)
It looks like conspiracy "theory", but globalists that hate Trump, in charge of trillions being thrown into a crisis ... stinky.
Amazing Polly has some thoughts, and I cued it to her diagram of many of the players, and their involvement in PEPFAR and other globalist groups. She says Ivanka helped convince Daddy to keep on some of the worst actors.
https://tinyurl.com/qvo84gh
Posted by: illiniwek at March 20, 2020 03:27 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 03:27 PM (l3+k2)
He's probably not on China payroll, but he's a committed prog lefty
Posted by: McCool at March 20, 2020 03:27 PM (KvRqW)
Now CA says it is closed, so probably no more barges from the Lower 48.
This is horseshit all around, folks, and please to remember this next time you vote. Every asshat who shut down our world needs to be voted the hell out, every damned one of them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2020 03:28 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 03:28 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: An Observation at March 20, 2020 03:28 PM (2ad6r)
On Twitter, think waaay back to the actual post, just above, to recall that Twitter has lots of good people twitting on it. It's really no more than an aggregator of mini-blogs, for the serious or worthwhile people there. There can be lots of fluff or boring chit-chat and inside baseball on even the better ones, but as with most of life - filter, filter, filter.
I keep pointing this out just because there seem to be people here, starved for decent info and analysis (understandably), who might benefit, but who might not even bother, based on the generic and misinformed Twitter bashing.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 03:28 PM (El6T/)
Keeping us even more separated might just work.
- - - -
All of the homeless getting sick and flooding hospitals is a scary thought.
One benefit of this pandemic is that it is showing that there are a lot of Lefty values/political positions that are easy in good times, and deadly in bad times. It's an excellent red pill along with the inflexibility of some of the people who hold these views to reevaluate them in a crisis.
It's our job to not let this clarification be forgotten when it's over.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 03:28 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 03:22 PM (LMOIZ)
Soon we'll be back to where it was when the Magic Negro was in the WH.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 03:28 PM (rmY2H)
Just want to mention that.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 03:25 PM (EvZQi)
Yes. And given most are underwater from an actuarial standpoint, states will have their hands out.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at March 20, 2020 03:28 PM (Ozpxd)
In many ways, this is also the story of barak obama.
Posted by: Nostriledanus, prophet who smelled the future at March 20, 2020 03:28 PM (H/bER)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 03:27 PM (l3+k2)
Had you not already planned to shit over the next couple of weeks?
This is what I do not understand about the panic. Do you wait until you are out of it before you buy it again?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2020 03:29 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2020 03:23 PM (TNy/K)
We are, yes.
I'm wondering if the name for those who are fearing the worst could be the youneverknows. Like nevertrump. All one word. Lower case.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 03:29 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Chris W at March 20, 2020 03:29 PM (4GUBG)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 03:21 PM (El6T/)
I'd bet a nickel that the taquerias in my area are open. They seem to be exempt from everything, plastic straws are a-ok as are plastic bags and licking salsa bar ladles.
In-N-Out had a line around the parking lot before Newsom's order yesterday, it's probably nuts today. What makes people think the burgers are safe? I dunno.
And I see "disturbing new trend" of teens coughing on produce for their tik-tok videos. Nice.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 03:29 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: JT at March 20, 2020 03:29 PM (arJlL)
I want to pick up a complete upper for my plain-Jane Bushmaster 1990s A2....
How is Anderson Manufactuering stuff?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2020 03:29 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 03:30 PM (bKjAM)
*******
If this virus gets a solid foothold in Scandinavia we'll all be Finnish!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2020 03:30 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2020 03:23 PM (TNy/K)
BUT, expoNENTIAL RiSes are coming!!1
Seriously, I'd like to see detailed stats on the medical and demo background of these cases. Still very suspicious the best strategy may be to give clear guidance to those at high risk, screen facilities that care for vulnerable, and allow the rest of the young and healthy population catch the damn thing.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 20, 2020 03:30 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 03:30 PM (EvZQi)
One benefit of this pandemic is that it is showing that there are a lot of Lefty values/political positions that are easy in good times, and deadly in bad times. It's an excellent red pill along with the inflexibility of some of the people who hold these views to reevaluate them in a crisis.
It's our job to not let this clarification be forgotten when it's over.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 03:28 PM (bDqIh)
An EXCELLENT point, as usual, Lizzy.
If for your policies to work you require everything to be perfect, you've given hostages to fortune. Also, you're an idiot, because sooner or later something less than optimal will intrude.
See, e.g., California's budget and public sector pension fund management.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 03:30 PM (rmY2H)
Posted by: Java at March 20, 2020 03:27 PM (Eicbe)
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Thanks for belly-laugh. I needed that today.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 03:30 PM (hYcqw)
We really have legit reason to "repossess" ... China did this with intent.
Intrigued. Proposal. Newsletter.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 03:30 PM (HaL55)
They are not working in concert. They both want the same piecce of the pie.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 03:27 PM (bKjAM)
Interesting counter point. Might be right.
Either way, they both sip penis by choice. As do their voters.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 20, 2020 03:30 PM (rIQuo)
Also wouldn't be skirting the Constitution(s) because they have control over those things.
So no, he is being quite unserious about stopping a main vector system but hurting private business.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 20, 2020 03:30 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 03:28 PM (rmY2H)
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This is an artificial depression, not a natural one, due to fatigue and collapse. The infrastructure is still there, the mood will likely still be there (depending on how far we go under). Chances are the market and employers will be raring to go after this lets up.
Posted by: Java at March 20, 2020 03:31 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 03:31 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Minnfidel
If you would turn your microscope to the instant that we went from 241 deaths to 242, you will notice a step function that is beyond exponential! Ignore the other 2.8 million deaths in the past year- they are just noise.
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 03:31 PM (EYsyU)
Totally o /t, but I was wondering if anybody else has thought Dr. Fauci is just really enjoying his 15 minutes-or am I just a bad person?
Posted by: Chillin the most
Acts like a meteorologist with a tornado cloud...
Posted by: MarkY at March 20, 2020 03:32 PM (215IN)
Just want to mention that.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 03:25 PM (EvZQi)
Yes. And given most are underwater from an actuarial standpoint, states will have their hands out.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at March 20, 2020 03:28 PM (Ozpxd)
Yep. And here's why they're underwater: Democrat politicians saw all that lovely money just sitting there (as they saw it), and all they had to do was assume that the stock market would average 50% returns forever, in which case the pension funds were over-funded. Now how could Democrat politicians help with that over-funding problem? Hmmm. Must think, must think ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 03:33 PM (rmY2H)
Posted by: An Observation at March 20, 2020 03:34 PM (2ad6r)
And it's our job to stop you. We have our smothering pillows at the ready.
Posted by: MFM DNC BIRM at March 20, 2020 03:34 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 03:28 PM (bDqIh)
Agreed !!
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at March 20, 2020 03:35 PM (Ozpxd)
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I was always more of a Gabrihollic, myself.
Posted by: Methos at March 20, 2020 03:36 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2020 03:37 PM (TQ/zJ)
The the shock of his board, company, and family, Bill said yes, immediately, on the phone (a different America). Knudsen got the ball rolling on converting industry to military production - at this point, to re-arm the US and to provide support to the UK. He later was bumped out of that position but took up a similar one for aircraft production at the (brand new) Pentagon, and was the highest-ranking civilian given military rank (brigadier general).
Knudsen wasn't *too* much of an awesome American success story. Immigrant, worked as a stevedore (was a boxer then too), ended up helping invent modern assembly line production at an auto factory in Buffalo, and quit his job as CEO of the world's biggest corporation (as noted, instantly) to respond to a president's call for a national defense effort.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 03:38 PM (El6T/)
DATA: https://bit.ly/2Wxxhra
CDC TIMELINE: https://bit.ly/2U7LZDD
4,000 deaths from April to Oct is 667 deaths per month.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 20, 2020 03:40 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 20, 2020 03:41 PM (sknAl)
While true, some (and probably too many, sadly) cannot survive this shutdown of commerce. So some not insignificant number of businesses will go bankrupt. Big business will cope and have lobbies with which to scoop up resources. Anything smaller than that, though, will be disadvantaged.
This is not a flip-of-the-switch type scenario. That's what's so infuriating. Politicians can turn things on and off on a whim more than a business operation that must have cash flow and business systems with predictable outcomes. Abrupt lurches will destroy businesses.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 20, 2020 03:41 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 03:15 PM (eAZVt)
*waves at Chris from Walworth Co.*
Rev's church is in McHenry Co. as well.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 04:02 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 20, 2020 03:14 PM (lonOK)
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Yes. Just like the local weatherman when there is a forecast of a hurricane or tornado. They get to interrupt regular programming! They get to blab and blab on air!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2020 04:25 PM (M/9m0)
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