The Morning Rant

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Progressives' Greatest Hits of 2019

"HATE HAS NO HOME HERE!" shrieked the violent antifa goon as he pulled the elderly man out of his wheelchair and beat him senseless.

"WE'RE NOT THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!" screamed the talking heads on CNN as they called for the doxing of the Covington students.

"DOWN WITH CAPITALISM!" the Cadillac commie furiously typed on his MacBook Pro over the Starbucks' free Wi-Fi while sipping his soy latte.

"THE PRESS DOESN'T TAKE SIDES!" shouted the WaPo reporter as she posted a photo of herself and her colleagues celebrating "Impeachmas".

"THIS IS DONALD TRUMP'S FAULT" squealed Gavin Newsom as the homeless man dropped trou and took a huge dump in the produce aisle of the San Francisco Safeway store.

"HOW DARE YOU!" snarled Greta Thunberg from the first-class luxury section of the train.

"DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH!" shouted the limousine liberal from his gated community.

"WE SPEAK FOR ALL WOMEN!" proclaimed the Women's March organizers as they disinvited the pro-life women.

"DONALD TRUMP IS A SLEAZY AND UNETHICAL ATTENTION WHORE WHO IS WITHOUT HONOR!" yelled Michael Avenatti.

"THERE WAS DEFINITELY A QUID PRO QUO!" testified the diplomat who wasn't there.

"WOMEN MUST BE PROTECTED!" screeched the feminist who was leading the pro-abortion protest.

"WE NEED MORE KINDNESS AND CIVILITY IN OUR PUBLIC DISCOURSE!" shouted the enraged woman wearing a 'Fuck Trump' T-shirt.

"THIS IS WHAT A MALE FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE" hollered Joss Whedon, Matt Lauer, and Harvey Weinstein.

"A PERSON WHO THINKS ONLY ABOUT BUILDING WALLS IS NOT CHRISTIAN!" pontificated Jorge Bergoglio from behind the walls of the Vatican.

"IMPEACHING DONALD TRUMP IS SO SERIOUS IT HAS TO BE DONE RIGHT NOW AND WITHOUT DELAY" insisted Nancy Pelosi just before she left for the usual congressional month-long vacation.

"NOBODY NEEDS A BILLION DOLLARS!" bellowed millionaire Bernie Sanders from the living room of his 3rd house.

"THERE IS NO DEEP STATE!" shouted John Brennan as he clutched the illegally obtained FISA warrant.

"I'M A SERIOUS JOURNALIST!" exclaimed Rachel Maddow as she argued in court that her on-air statements were not intended to be interpreted as factual.

"DONALD TRUMP'S REFUSAL TO SAY THAT HE'D RESPECT THE RESULTS OF THIS ELECTION IS THREATENING OUR DEMOCRACY!" wailed Hillary Clinton.

"WE MUST DRASTICALLY DECREASE OUR CARBON FOOTPRINT!" bawled the climate activists flying around the world in their private jets.

"I'M A SERIOUS PERSON WHOSE SERIOUS OPINIONS OUGHT TO BE SERIOUSLY LISTENED TO!" shouted the actor who was paid to pretend to be someone else.

"HANDS UP, DON'T SHOOT!" screamed the menacing thug as he assaulted the store clerk.

"YOU TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE ALL SUBHUMAN MORONS, NOW VOTE FOR ME INSTEAD!" shrieked several Democratic presidential candidates.



Whoopsie:

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Because coordinated airstrikes are TIGHT.




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Haven't Seen This Remix Before - It's Pretty Funny:



But Was He An Austere Religious Scholar?



Happy New Year:



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For the 'Ettes:

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Both celebs together (trigger warning for the flaunting of heterosexuality)



Wednesday's Celebs: Talulah Riley, who I guess was married for awhile to Elon Musk, and
Matthew MacFadyen, who appeared together in the 2005 version of hPride and Prejudice.



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Comments

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1 a rant of schadenboner

Posted by: henry at January 03, 2020 11:09 AM (JMDly)

2
A chick and a guy ...


Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 11:09 AM (pNxlR)

3 Morning, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 11:10 AM (LxWV7)

4 Cool guys don't look at explosions

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 03, 2020 11:10 AM (KUaJL)

5 Bushfires

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7847013

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 11:11 AM (XzVUd)

6 Would have been first if I hadn't stop and read everything.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2020 11:11 AM (JUOKG)

7 #Metoo, Mr. Scott.

Posted by: makatta at January 03, 2020 11:12 AM (Y7Qzg)

8 Rule # 1 FISH PUNS HAVE NO HOME HERE

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 11:12 AM (BiNEL)

9 PDT 2020

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 11:12 AM (JFO2v)

10 Woman is actress Merle Oberon?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 11:12 AM (WI7YS)

11 That Hellfire team has met their monthly Qud Pro Quota

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 11:12 AM (m45I2)

12 Adolph Hitler, Revered Eugenics Theorist, Takes Own Life in Berlin

Posted by: CNN 1945 at January 03, 2020 11:12 AM (RD7QR)

13 Nice dessert. Not fond of caramel however.

Posted by: Someguy at January 03, 2020 11:12 AM (9PapW)

14
Dana Andrews

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 11:12 AM (pNxlR)

15 Angelica Houston and Wink Martendale

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 03, 2020 11:13 AM (5l6gb)

16 Orwell would be proud of you.

Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2020 11:13 AM (JrTUb)

17 How will we know when Iran retaliates?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at January 03, 2020 11:13 AM (HVW5y)

18 damnit, coulda been top 20 but i made the rookie mistake of reading the content...

and no clue who dat, but she was lovely.

I'm sure Mp^4 will be along to give guidance on where i should scour the interwebs for more images of her...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 03, 2020 11:13 AM (8D42x)

19 Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank
9m
The US killing of Soleimani is not the initiation of war, it is the recognition of one that has been ongoing for quite some time.
*******
WOW NeverTrumper ??

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 11:13 AM (BqBId)

20 "What are you going to do, bomb me?"

-Guy, right before he got bombed

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 03, 2020 11:14 AM (KUaJL)

21 "Progressives greatest hits of 2109" needs to be kept and released again regularly later during the year. Excellent job!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 11:14 AM (WI7YS)

22 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 03, 2020 11:14 AM (arJlL)

23 Merle Oberon and Dana Andrews. They were in a movie about a blind pianist and the woman who loves him. Saw it on TCM

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 11:14 AM (RueoN)

24 10 Woman is actress Merle Oberon?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 11:12 AM (WI7YS)


Yes!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 03, 2020 11:14 AM (jAw8q)

25 14
Dana Andrews

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 11:12 AM (pNxlR)


Right.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 03, 2020 11:14 AM (jAw8q)

26 17 How will we know when Iran retaliates?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at January 03, 2020 11:13 AM (HVW5y)

Dems will be celebrating.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 11:15 AM (1CjJc)

27 Love that Bob! (Bob Cummings)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 11:15 AM (Kpl3J)

28 Best Years of Our Lives is a good lesson regard to the saying ' the more things change the more they stay the same'

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 11:15 AM (CCNCh)

29
Qud I give you a lift from the airport?-- US Drone

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 11:15 AM (N39Ws)

30 Because coordinated airstrikes are TIGHT.

In my pants. Many sentences benefit from adding 'in my pants' to them. Sometimes a comma is required

in my pants.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2020 11:15 AM (Z4rgH)

31 Best Morning Rant, Ever

Posted by: tmitsss at January 03, 2020 11:15 AM (bEAoD)

32 Joan Collins and that actor guy, you know the one, THAT guy

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 03, 2020 11:16 AM (X+a7J)

33 Had a thought: what would happen to the TDS-infected if you told them Iran is a Russian ally...
https://tinyurl.com/s7rroch

Posted by: Armando at January 03, 2020 11:16 AM (aPQ7n)

34 Gloria Swanson and William Holden from Sunset Boulevard.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 03, 2020 11:16 AM (E+OcO)

35 Prosciutto> Capicola >> Soleimani

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 03, 2020 11:16 AM (KUaJL)

36 Merle was lovely. I liked Dana in The Best Years of Our Lives, and Laura. Not familiar with his later work at all.

Posted by: CN at January 03, 2020 11:16 AM (U7k5w)

37 Revered Transylvanian leader Vladimir Tepes becomes undead.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 11:17 AM (Uu+Jp)

38
23 Merle Oberon and Dana Andrews. They were in a movie about a blind pianist and the woman who loves him. Saw it on TCM
Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 11:14 AM (RueoN)


Night Song (looked it up)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 11:17 AM (pNxlR)

39
Lawanda Page and Jimmy Page

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 11:17 AM (mpeBU)

40 Mr. Chairman, point of order: Is the 100 Comment Rule in effect?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 11:17 AM (sWM8x)

41 Gorilla's on a roll!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 11:17 AM (bDqIh)

42

Myrna Loy?

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:17 AM (ZGgVu)

43 30 Sometimes a comma is required



in my pants.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2020 11:15 AM (Z4rgH)


Micro-penis? My condolences.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 03, 2020 11:17 AM (XzVUd)

44 Ah, Merle Oberon.

I was too late with the ID.

Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2020 11:18 AM (Ki5SV)

45 Merle Oberon and Dana Andrews - researched the link between them and see that they were in movie called "Night Song". Never heard of the movie. Great actress and actor!

Posted by: misslurk'ette at January 03, 2020 11:18 AM (GDpRb)

46 27 Love that Bob! (Bob Cummings)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 11:15 AM (Kpl3J)


No, but thank you muchly for the suggestion.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 03, 2020 11:18 AM (jAw8q)

47 "Innovative medical researcher Joseph Mengele drowns in Argentina."

Posted by: The Washington Post at January 03, 2020 11:18 AM (XVuno)

48 Isn't Merle a boy's name and Dana for girls?

The early days of trans?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 11:19 AM (XzVUd)

49 Cover of NY Post: Blown Away

Kim Jong Un, second hardest hit

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 03, 2020 11:19 AM (EnnL6)

50 S. Korean fireworks were awesome! (I'm assuming SOUTH Korea....North Koreans are allowed to celebrate anything except dear leader)

I think that beats NYC ball drop, no?

Posted by: Tami at January 03, 2020 11:19 AM (cF8AT)

51 That's not Myrna Loy.

Posted by: Mern Alloy at January 03, 2020 11:19 AM (sWM8x)

52 ...n a movie about a blind pianist...

**********


I don't know about blind, but most don't have a conscience.

Oh, wait...pianist...


...never mind.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 11:19 AM (m45I2)

53 Mr. Chairman, point of order: Is the 100 Comment Rule in effect?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 11:17 AM (sWM8x)


This is like calling down to the desk clerk for the time, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (XVuno)

54 "WOW THAT VEHICLE IS COMING UP FAST BEHIND US!" said Soleimani before life caught up with him.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (N39Ws)

55 Whoops - too late! Tuna beat me to it - great job! I looked it up too - knew the actors, had to research the link between them........

Posted by: misslurk'ette at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (GDpRb)

56 I'm sure Mp^4 will be along to give guidance on where i should scour the interwebs for more images of her...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 03, 2020 11:13 AM (8D42x)


www.doctormacro.com

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (Ki5SV)

57 Yulia Tymoshenko and Steve Martin.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (/ZYFC)

58 Dat sundae...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (NWiLs)

59 >>Rule # 1 FISH PUNS HAVE NO HOME HERE

That's a crappie rule there, bro!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

60 How will we know when Iran retaliates?

-

Dems will be celebrating

--

Ah, good point.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (HVW5y)

61 ...n a movie about a blind pianist...

*********

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed pianist is king!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (m45I2)

62 comment from last thread:

559 Iraqi PM Adil Abd al-Mahdi issues a strongly-worded condemnation of the US, calls the Iranian general Qassem Soleimani one of "two symbols", and says the attack was an attack on Iraq since the Iranian general's close aide was an Iraqi government official
Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2020 10:53 AM (3aI0K)

Al Mahdi recently resigned as Iraqi PM, he has always been very pro-Iranian. A deadlock has resulted in the Iraqi legislature, and no new PM has been named, so he continues in a caretaker role.

Reading between the lines of a lot of reports, it seems likely that Al Mahdi and Iran's Shiite Militia's were planning to launch a coup to take over the Iraqi Govm't and invite Iranian forces in to support it. Soleimeini would have been the architect of this plan, and he would have needed to drive the US Embassy out of Iraq to accomplish this. It's likely that he was traveling to Baghdad to personally take command of this operation.

Iraq stands on the brink of another vicious civil war. It was just about to start, with the Shiites holding the upper hand - but now their faction has been decapitated, and the US is taking a very active role. Abd Al-Mahdi's statements are not a surprise, he would have been the one issuing the invitation to Iranian troops.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (Kpl3J)

63 Wow, OMuse! Righteous rant! Somebody send that to President Trump!

Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2020 11:21 AM (/669Q)

64 Also, is that peanut butter in that ice cream brownie concoction? Mmmm...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 11:21 AM (HVW5y)

65 >>Best Morning Rant, Ever


Seconded.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

66 All the right people are aghast that Trump blew up the Iranian terrorist general.

That is how I know Trump did the exact right thing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 03, 2020 11:21 AM (pw+jk)

67 In the land of the blind, the one-eyed pianist is king!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (m45I2)

Good momma's always warn their daughters about one-eyed pianists.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 11:21 AM (Kpl3J)

68 in before the 100 comment thinga majig

Posted by: phoenixgirl happy 10th day of Christmas at January 03, 2020 11:22 AM (0O7c5)

69 "WOW THAT VEHICLE IS COMING UP FAST BEHIND US!" said Soleimani before life caught up with him.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (N39Ws)


These crazy drivers just want to go rocketing along the highway.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 11:22 AM (BiNEL)

70 55 Whoops - too late! Tuna beat me to it - great job! I looked it up too - knew the actors, had to research the link between them........
Posted by: misslurk'ette at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (GDpRb)

And somewhere in an underground bunker, someone smiles over their game controller, realizing they just leveled up.

Posted by: Don Q with his Tinfoil Hat on at January 03, 2020 11:22 AM (NgKpN)

71 Excellent rant.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 03, 2020 11:22 AM (ayFCE)

72 Aspiring musician and motivational speaker Charles Manson passes away in prison.

Posted by: Todd G. at January 03, 2020 11:22 AM (N4Z1c)

73 Merle Oberon and Dana Andrews. They were in a movie about a blind pianist and the woman who loves him. Saw it on TCM

The Ray Charles Story !

Posted by: JT at January 03, 2020 11:22 AM (arJlL)

74 The HQ has those comment thingies that go up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 11:22 AM (HVW5y)

75 "WOW THAT VEHICLE IS COMING UP FAST BEHIND US!" said Soleimani before life caught up with him.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (N39Ws)

Heh. Fucker probably didn't have time to say "Oh, Shit!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 11:22 AM (LxWV7)

76 In the land of the blind, the one-eyed pianist is king!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (m45I2)
Ray and Stevie might disagree

Posted by: kactus at January 03, 2020 11:23 AM (HIasT)

77 Merle Oberon and Hedy Lamarr were 2 of the most beautiful actresses ever.

Loved Oberon in the Scarlet Pimpernel with Leslie Howard

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 11:23 AM (RueoN)

78 "THE EARTH NEEDS A POPULATION REDUCTION!", the environmental lunatics demanded, as they harangued us to enact their policies or else lots of people will die.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at January 03, 2020 11:23 AM (ZQEWK)

79 Hey little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go away and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire
Oh oh oh OH SHIT!, I'm on fire

Posted by: Quim Gay Suleman at January 03, 2020 11:23 AM (nFwvY)

80 All the right people are aghast that Trump blew up the Iranian terrorist general.

That is how I know Trump did the exact right thing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 03, 2020 11:21 AM (pw+jk)


Why, it is almost like that type of event is a clue!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 11:23 AM (BiNEL)

81 Not much left of the revered Qud General. As an act of good faith should we give Iran the finger?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 11:23 AM (m45I2)

82 62
comment from last thread:



559 Iraqi PM Adil Abd al-Mahdi issues a strongly-worded condemnation
of the US, calls the Iranian general Qassem Soleimani one of "two
symbols", and says the attack was an attack on Iraq since the Iranian
general's close aide was an Iraqi government official

Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2020 10:53 AM (3aI0K)



Al Mahdi recently resigned as Iraqi PM, he has always been very
pro-Iranian. A deadlock has resulted in the Iraqi legislature, and no
new PM has been named, so he continues in a caretaker role.



Reading between the lines of a lot of reports, it seems likely that
Al Mahdi and Iran's Shiite Militia's were planning to launch a coup to
take over the Iraqi Govm't and invite Iranian forces in to support it.
Soleimeini would have been the architect of this plan, and he would
have needed to drive the US Embassy out of Iraq to accomplish this.
It's likely that he was traveling to Baghdad to personally take command
of this operation.



Iraq stands on the brink of another vicious civil war. It was just
about to start, with the Shiites holding the upper hand - but now their
faction has been decapitated, and the US is taking a very active role.
Abd Al-Mahdi's statements are not a surprise, he would have been the
one issuing the invitation to Iranian troops.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (Kpl3J)
Their roles won't be hard to fill - just like the crater created by the drone that killed them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 11:23 AM (N39Ws)

83 Heh. Fucker probably didn't have time to say "Oh, Shit!"

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I didn't even get a chance to tell my goat that I love her!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 11:23 AM (HVW5y)

84
I haven't watched TCM in over a year.

Who took over for Robert Osborne introducing films after he died? I hope it wasn't that Young Turks schmuck Ben Mankiewicz.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 11:23 AM (pNxlR)

85 81
Not much left of the revered Qud General. As an act of good faith should we give Iran the finger?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 11:23 AM (m45I2)
Golf clap. The Horde's own master wordsmith hits another one out of the park.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 11:24 AM (N39Ws)

86 Mitch needs to hold a vote on a resolution supporting the killing of an Iranian terrorist.


Stat.

Posted by: Ha at January 03, 2020 11:24 AM (NSFCQ)

87 ''Not much left of the revered Qud General. As an act of good faith should we give Iran the finger?''

Bwahahaha

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 11:24 AM (RueoN)

88 I asked the genie for a twelve inch penis, damn it!

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 03, 2020 11:25 AM (EnnL6)

89 Mitch needs to hold a vote on a resolution supporting the killing of an Iranian terrorist.

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I would like to allow your web page to send me notifications.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 11:25 AM (HVW5y)

90 What makes anti-airstrike democrats different from Iranian government officials?
What distinguishes their words and actions from those of Iranian officials?
What are their goals? Are these goals aligned with American security and prosperity or Iranian security and prosperity?

The same questions should be asked of our media.

Posted by: ghost of kari at January 03, 2020 11:25 AM (8IQhD)

91 Best thing about President Trump? He pisses off all the people who deserve it most.

That or he has terrorist leaders killed. Well mostly that he has terrorist leaders killed.

Posted by: Big V at January 03, 2020 11:25 AM (B06Zw)

92 79 Hey little girlgoat, is your daddy home?
Did he go away and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire
Oh oh oh OH SHIT!, I'm on fire
Posted by: Quim Gay Suleman at January 03, 2020 11:23 AM (nFwvY)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 03, 2020 11:25 AM (v8Vzu)

93 THE RANT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL SCREAMING LIKE ME, BUT THEY DON'T GET WHY THEY'RE SO D@MN FUNNY

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 03, 2020 11:25 AM (bDqIh)

94 ''Who took over for Robert Osborne introducing films after he died? I hope it wasn't that Young Turks schmuck Ben Mankiewicz.''

Unfortunately, yes. I mute him him.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 11:25 AM (RueoN)

95 Who took over for Robert Osborne introducing films after he died? I hope it wasn't that Young Turks schmuck Ben Mankiewicz.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 11:23 AM (pNxlR)

Yeah, it is that schmuck Mankiewicz.
The Australian chick is all right, though.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 03, 2020 11:26 AM (ufFY8)

96 Pigs fly....

@DavidAFrench 12 minutes ago

There is nothing "disproportionate" about killing an enemy commander, in a war zone -- where U.S. troops are deployed according to proper legal authorities -- who is planning and executing attacks on U.S. personnel.

He was responding to SanFranNan...

@SpeakerPelosi

American leaders' highest priority is to protect American lives and interests. But we cannot put the lives of American service members, diplomats and others further at risk by engaging in provocative and disproportionate actions.

Posted by: Tami at January 03, 2020 11:26 AM (cF8AT)

97 17 How will we know when Iran retaliates?
______________

From the collective orgasm of the U.S. media?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 11:26 AM (k4dH2)

98 Even I was surprised when I first watched Best Years of Our Lives , because of my naivety at the time, that they had after the fact assholes about the war . I learned subsequently that of course there was not a 100 percent unity in the war effort. Shitty internal problems continued to occur.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 11:26 AM (CCNCh)

99 LOL Bitter !

How was your NYE gig ?

Posted by: JT at January 03, 2020 11:26 AM (arJlL)

100 96 Pigs fly....

@DavidAFrench 12 minutes ago

There is nothing "disproportionate" about killing an enemy commander, in a war zone -- where U.S. troops are deployed according to proper legal authorities -- who is planning and executing attacks on U.S. personnel.

He was responding to SanFranNan...

@SpeakerPelosi

American leaders' highest priority is to protect American lives and interests. But we cannot put the lives of American service members, diplomats and others further at risk by engaging in provocative and disproportionate actions.
Posted by: Tami at January 03, 2020 11:26 AM (cF8AT)

Heh. Am I dreaming?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (KUaJL)

101
You may think that's a building with fireworks in Korea, but it's actually-

the Apocalyptic Wang of Cthulu invading our dimension for a quick fiery spurt

as you might invade that still warm freshly apple pie that you Mom just baked.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (q57gj)

102 Trump! should inform Nanzi, in a week or two, of another opportunity to do the same to another bad guy. Give her the details, and then at the last minute call it off.
See how many phone calls go out before hand

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (vd8XM)

103 Profitable in many ways.

Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (v8Vzu)

104 I haven't watched TCM in over a year.

Who took over for Robert Osborne introducing films after he died? I hope it wasn't that Young Turks schmuck Ben Mankiewicz.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 11:23 AM (pNxlR)

That's probably the channel I watch the most - they did a couple of the Crosby-Hope Road movies last night.

Mankewiecz does most of the prime time, sadly, but there's also an Australian chick who I like a lot more, and the film noire guy on late Saturday nights and Sunday mornings is pretty good. In November, they let Dennis Miller and Friends host Friday Nights for the entire month, and he was freakin' Hilarious! Especially the night with Dana Carvey!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (Kpl3J)

105 59 >>Rule # 1 FISH PUNS HAVE NO HOME HERE

That's a crappie rule there, bro!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

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If you don't want fish puns, you shouldn't bait the Horde...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (CAJOC)

106 >>Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM


Thanks for the background context! Makes a lot more sense now.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (bDqIh)

107 Not much left of the revered Qud General. As an act of good faith should we give Iran the finger?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 11:23 AM (m45I2)

Do they pick up on the first ring?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (LxWV7)

108 That's a great list, Oregon Muse.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (1CjJc)

109 Man, you have to know you're on the radical fringe when David French jacks you up.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 11:28 AM (sWM8x)

110

Disproportionate?

This Iranian cocksucker killed 600 US servicemen, and thousands others.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:28 AM (ZGgVu)

111 Profitable in many ways.

Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Glad to hear it !

Posted by: JT at January 03, 2020 11:28 AM (arJlL)

112 I have copied that list and saved to my computer. Awesome job!

Posted by: girl at January 03, 2020 11:28 AM (sI15f)

113 The Daily Mail has pictures of the aftermath included an image of people going through the dead people's stuff. Looks like he had US currency in his wallet.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 03, 2020 11:29 AM (CQ3Qb)

114 Do they pick up on the first ring?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (LxWV7)

I wonder who picked up that One Ring now.
Are there hobbitses in Iraq?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 03, 2020 11:29 AM (ufFY8)

115 Note:
"Come at me bro. I dare you." strategy has a downside. Think twice before attempting it.

Posted by: "Despot's guide to humiliating America" revised for 2020 at January 03, 2020 11:29 AM (KFuz5)

116 You'd think after seeing how Donnie Two Scoops checks people off his naughty list some folks would be more careful.

Posted by: DaveA at January 03, 2020 11:29 AM (FhXTo)

117 OM, that is a stunning link to the SK fireworks.

I saw the Washington Monument fireworks for the year 2000.

Any structural engineers want to chime in on how they did this without blowing all the windows out?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 11:29 AM (u82oZ)

118 89 Mitch needs to hold a vote on a resolution supporting the killing of an Iranian terrorist.

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I would like to allow your web page to send me notifications.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 11:25 AM (HVW5y)

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We don't cotton to that kinda high-falutin' web programming here. You'll subscribe to the newsletter like everyone else, and you'll like it!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 03, 2020 11:29 AM (CAJOC)

119 Wasn't Hillary! thrown out of the Watergate investigation for lying? Does that count as being screwed?

Posted by: Flyguy at January 03, 2020 11:29 AM (3sOO0)

120 "WOW THAT VEHICLE IS COMING UP FAST BEHIND US!" said Soleimani before life caught up with him.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (N39Ws)

Heh. Fucker probably didn't have time to say "Oh, Shit!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 11:22 AM (LxWV7)


I'd love it if he did an Admiral Kirk "TRUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMP!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2020 11:29 AM (Ki5SV)

121
Why did Dick Blumenthal step away from the Skeletor franchise? He had a lock on that role for life!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 11:29 AM (pNxlR)

122 All of our legless and armless combat vets need to show up at that hag Pelosi's office to show how much they appreciate PDT sending that monster to his well deserved trip to hell.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 11:29 AM (RueoN)

123 97 17 How will we know when Iran retaliates?
______________

From the collective orgasm of the U.S. media?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 11:26 AM (k4dH2)

And now you have me thinking of Brian Stelter having a tatogasm.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 11:29 AM (RD7QR)

124 "Are you not entertained?"

Trump, probably

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 03, 2020 11:30 AM (KUaJL)

125 From CBS

There are fears that the killing of Soleimani, a revered figure in Iran and some other places in the Middle East

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 11:30 AM (JFO2v)

126 >> Heh. Fucker probably didn't have time to say "Oh, Shit!"

SalamiMan's last words were -- You guys in the front seat knock it off with all that whistling...

And the last thing to go through his mind was his left tibia. (this, stolen from a previous thread)

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2020 11:30 AM (Z4rgH)

127 Does anybody else see a parallel between the President's response to the embassy attack and the Texas church security team's response to the shotgun wielding guy?

Swift, on point, accurate, and deadly. Sends a strong message.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 11:30 AM (m45I2)

128

Lupe Velez and Dana Andrews.

Not sure about Lupe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 11:30 AM (zBaqJ)

129 I'd love it if he did an Admiral Kirk "TRUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMP!!!!!!!!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2020 11:29 AM


I'd settle for a Wilhelm scream.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 03, 2020 11:30 AM (3sOO0)

130 Merle Oberon: "Oh, Percy!"

Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2020 11:30 AM (Pqytn)

131 Posted by: Tami at January 03, 2020 11:26 AM (cF8AT)


Well I'll be, he said the right thing. I guess he could see that complaining about Sulieman's death was a tweet too far.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 11:30 AM (wDz+b)

132
Remember all those "roadside bombs" and "IED's" that were killing US troops every week by the handful?

That was mostly this Iranian shit. Yeah.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:30 AM (ZGgVu)

133 116
You'd think after seeing how Donnie Two Scoops checks people off his naughty list some folks would be more careful.


Posted by: DaveA at January 03, 2020 11:29 AM (FhXTo)
Much more deliberate and dramatic than Arkancide.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 11:30 AM (N39Ws)

134 126 ...And the last thing to go through his mind was his left tibia. (this, stolen from a previous thread)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2020 11:30 AM (Z4rgH)


And now stolen by me!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (zBaqJ)

135 105 59 >>Rule # 1 FISH PUNS HAVE NO HOME HERE

That's a crappie rule there, bro!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
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If you don't want fish puns, you shouldn't bait the Horde...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (CAJOC)


We are going to have to tackle this pervasive fish pun problem as it seems to be all over the internet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (BiNEL)

136 98 Even I was surprised when I first watched Best Years of Our Lives , because of my naivety at the time, that they had after the fact assholes about the war."

Even after all these years, there are spots where that one will give you tears. Best movie about veterans returning from war ever made. It is so... honest.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)

137 109 Man, you have to know you're on the radical fringe when David French jacks you up.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 11:28 AM (sWM8x)

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Count me in!.... oh wait, you said "up".

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (CAJOC)

138 113 The Daily Mail has pictures of the aftermath included an image of people going through the dead people's stuff. Looks like he had US currency in his wallet.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 03, 2020 11:29 AM (CQ3Qb)

He needed ones for when Jen Rubin worked the pole.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (RD7QR)

139 17 How will we know when Iran retaliates?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies



When the Iron Sheikh body slams you in the ring and then forces you to submit with his patented Camel Clutch!! Don't worry though, Rowdy Roddy Piper will 'save' you with his patented move of a folding chair over his head. And probably over yours too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (vN4+Q)

140 ''The Daily Mail has pictures of the aftermath included an image of people going through the dead people's stuff. Looks like he had US currency in his wallet.''

Evil SOB. Oh the irony.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (RueoN)

141 Heh. Am I dreaming?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM

Nah. Blind squirrel, pumpkin.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (NRpzW)

142
119 Wasn't Hillary! thrown out of the Watergate investigation for lying? Does that count as being screwed?
Posted by: Flyguy at January 03, 2020 11:29 AM (3sOO0)


Nixon wasn't impeached. He resigned before the full House voted on the articles of impeachment.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (pNxlR)

143 And now you have me thinking of Brian Stelter having a tatogasm.
_________________

Sorry. What a vomit-inducing image to have in one's mind.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (k4dH2)

144 Heh. Fucker probably didn't have time to say "Oh, Shit!"

SalamiMan's last words were -- You guys in the front seat knock it off with all that whistling...

And the last thing to go through his mind was his left tibia. (this, stolen from a previous thread)
Posted by: GnuBreed

They were playing I Spy

Driver looking in rear view mirror...I spy with my little eye, something that begins with hell......

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (vd8XM)

145 has valerie jarrett commented yet.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl happy 10th day of Christmas at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (0O7c5)

146 What does mean when Mood Ring is red?

Posted by: Qassem Soleimani, from an Undisclosed Location at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (sWM8x)

147 143 And now you have me thinking of Brian Stelter having a tatogasm.
_________________

Sorry. What a vomit-inducing image to have in one's mind.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (k4dH2)



After furiously pounding his spud...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (zBaqJ)

148 >>Not much left of the revered Qud General. As an act of good faith should we give Iran the finger?


Peace amongst worlds.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (LvgPb)

149 Dana Andrews starred in a radio program "I Was A Communist For The FBI", after real life Matt Cvetic. They are widely available to listen to online. A bit plodding and overwrought, some aren't too bad. "Good" propaganda I suppose.

It's sort of interesting to listen to, and both a bit accurate and a bit naive in the way it was portrayed at the time, especially in light of the cultural rot that was employed.

The irony is, there are (apparently) quite a few communists working for the FBI now.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (xE5n0)

150 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Thank you for the www.doctormacro.com link.
Bookmarked.

Anne Baxter in The Ten Commandments. Hubba Hubba!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (u82oZ)

151 Merle Oberon.

Whadda babe.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (wtvvX)

152 And somewhere in an underground bunker, someone smiles over their game controller, realizing they just leveled up.
Posted by: Don Q


I'm so old, I remember when they were called mom's basement.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (7/YOc)

153 Lee Smith also tweeted this link to a 2013 video on the bad Obama deal, which notes that despite full knowledge of Iran's direct involvement in many of the killings of Americans (~2000) and operations in the "wars" we fight there ... no president going black through Clinton has made Iran pay a direct price ... till yesterday, really.


youtu.be/MkThPB77aa0?t=1113

Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (Cus5s)

154 Rule # 1 FISH PUNS HAVE NO HOME HERE

That's a crappie rule there, bro!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
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If you don't want fish puns, you shouldn't bait the Horde...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (CAJOC)

We are going to have to tackle this pervasive fish pun problem as it seems to be all over the internet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (BiNEL)


You guys are doing this on porpoise.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (aS1PU)

155 Mankewiecz does most of the prime time, sadly


Yeah, he's not terrible.

But, every once in a while he just has to let out some little squeak of SJW wokeness to prove he's still one of
The Anointed.

And he's really no good at understanding American culture in general and esp prior to 1960 or so.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2020 11:33 AM (q57gj)

156 Obama used to drone American citizens who were terrorists like they were potato chips. That was okay with Pelosi.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 11:33 AM (CCNCh)

157 134 126 ...And the last thing to go through his mind was his left tibia. (this, stolen from a previous thread)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2020 11:30 AM (Z4rgH)


And now stolen by me!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (zBaqJ)

hopefully it was his asshole

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 11:33 AM (JFO2v)

158 126
>> Heh. Fucker probably didn't have time to say "Oh, Shit!"



SalamiMan's last words were -- You guys in the front seat knock it off with all that whistling...



And the last thing to go through his mind was his left tibia. (this, stolen from a previous thread)

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2020 11:30 AM (Z4rgH)
His tibia, a rib from the passenger in the back seat, a seatbelt buckle, and the button for the heater ('cause you know it is going to be warm where he went).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 11:33 AM (N39Ws)

159 146 What does mean when Mood Ring is red?
Posted by: Qassem Soleimani, from an Undisclosed Location at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (sWM8x)


He was listening to an Iranian oldies station playing "Hey 98.6" ironically before his temperature suddenly dropped precipitously..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 11:33 AM (zBaqJ)

160 Somehow killing Putin's Iranian proxies is Russian Collusuion.....

Posted by: Allie at January 03, 2020 11:33 AM (17J+L)

161 her daughter is a cnn mouth piece

Posted by: phoenixgirl happy 10th day of Christmas at January 03, 2020 11:34 AM (0O7c5)

162 would killing Soliemani be considered a QUds Pro Quo?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 11:34 AM (BqBId)

163 Thousands gather in the street for the funeral.
Are you thinking what I am thinking?

Posted by: navybrat at large at January 03, 2020 11:34 AM (w7KSn)

164 my future sex android will look like either her or the sundae.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 03, 2020 11:34 AM (CLteG)

165 I like my hash.

Good for a Zep fan or a Chem Student.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 11:34 AM (LvgPb)

166 And somewhere in an underground bunker, someone smiles over their game controller, realizing they just leveled up.

Posted by: Don Q
Love it!!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 11:34 AM (N39Ws)

167 All the people who are like ooh what if the Iranians retaliate?

They aren't. Not against the US.

They'll have Hizb'allah shoot off some rockets from Syria toward Israel.

And then Israel will have some targets.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 11:34 AM (9VeU0)

168 You may think that's a building with fireworks in Korea, but it's actually...
Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (q57gj)


John McLaine's Christmas party.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 03, 2020 11:35 AM (jAw8q)

169 >>Anne Baxter in The Ten Commandments. Hubba Hubba! Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (u82oZ)


This is correct.

Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 11:35 AM (QgtlX)

170 162 would killing Soliemani be considered a QUds Pro Quo?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 11:34 AM (BqBId)


NOW you give me the idea for a headline!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 11:35 AM (zBaqJ)

171 >>Thousands gather in the street for the funeral.
Are you thinking what I am thinking?


Yes. Every time one of those bearded fuckers dies they hold a gangbang and we DON'T BOMB IT?


Why?

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 11:35 AM (LvgPb)

172 ''Even after all these years, there are spots where that one will give you tears. Best movie about veterans returning from war ever made. It is so... honest.''

I think it's my favorite movie. Perfect casting, perfect screenplay, direction, etc. absolute perfection. The scene where Fred's father reads his son's commendation makes me cry every time. Such a lovely moment on film.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 11:35 AM (RueoN)

173 Rule # 1 FISH PUNS HAVE NO HOME HERE
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 11:12 AM

True, but they do know the wifi password and borrow the lawnmower on occasion.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2020 11:35 AM (9Fb8a)

174 154 Rule # 1 FISH PUNS HAVE NO HOME HERE

That's a crappie rule there, bro!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
--------------------------------
If you don't want fish puns, you shouldn't bait the Horde...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (CAJOC)

We are going to have to tackle this pervasive fish pun problem as it seems to be all over the internet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (BiNEL)

You guys are doing this on porpoise.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (aS1PU)

no, they're just doing it for the halibut.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)

175 ''The Daily Mail has pictures of the aftermath included an image of people going through the dead people's stuff. Looks like he had US currency in his wallet.''

Evil SOB. Oh the irony.
Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (RueoN)

The U.S. currency is no surprise, seeing as Barky shipped palletsfull to the mullahs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 11:35 AM (LxWV7)

176

There is no joy in Baghdad,
the mighty Suleimani has bombed out...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 11:36 AM (zBaqJ)

177 In 2015 Israel was reportedly on the verge of Salami, but Bronco warned Iran of the imminent attack.

Another one of Bronco's legacies up in smoke.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 11:36 AM (1CjJc)

178 >>Note:"Come at me bro. I dare you." strategy has a downside. Think twice before attempting it.
- - - -

Right?
@kameini_ir ---
That guy has tweeted that we see Iran responsible for the events in Baghdad and we will respond to Iran.
1st: You can't do anything.
2nd: If you were logical --- which you're not --- you'd see that your crimes in Iraq, Afghanistan. . . have made nations hate you.1:14 AM 1 Jan 2020
In response to Trump on twitter.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 11:36 AM (bDqIh)

179 This is PERFECT:

https://tinyurl.com/t8wq4oj

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 11:36 AM (ptqGC)

180 >>He was listening to an Iranian oldies station
playing "Hey 98.6" ironically before his temperature suddenly dropped
precipitously.. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 11:33 AM (zBaqJ)


"Sky rockets in flight, afternoon deli..."

Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 11:36 AM (yvnmY)

181 What a list, OM!

Posted by: m at January 03, 2020 11:37 AM (M5wRT)

182 164 my future sex android will look like either her or the sundae.
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 03, 2020 11:34 AM (CLteG)

You REALLY like your ice cream specialties, I guess...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 11:37 AM (RD7QR)

183 132
Remember all those "roadside bombs" and "IED's" that were killing US troops every week by the handful?

That was mostly this Iranian shit. Yeah.
______________

That PJ Media article about this diced Salami a-hole says the U.S. military was keeping a list of the dead U.S. servicemen killed by the IED's that this terrorist dirtbag was responsible for, and the total was over 500.

In 2015 the Israelis were following grilled Salami and had a plan in place to take him out, when the Obama administration got wind of it. Obama's people called the Iranians and WARNED them that the Israelis were coming for Salami, and he got away.

F*cking traitors.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 11:37 AM (k4dH2)

184 154 Rule # 1 FISH PUNS HAVE NO HOME HERE

That's a crappie rule there, bro!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
--------------------------------
If you don't want fish puns, you shouldn't bait the Horde...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (CAJOC)

We are going to have to tackle this pervasive fish pun problem as it seems to be all over the internet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (BiNEL)

You guys are doing this on porpoise.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (aS1PU)

You are either with us or anemone. Ar ar ar, I'm floundering here...

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 03, 2020 11:38 AM (CLteG)

185 Wow, just 4 years ago life was "everytime I think I can't be more disgusted by something the POTUS does he finds a way" and today its "My president makes me so proud to be an American, and one of his supporters and he just outdid himself big league"

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 03, 2020 11:38 AM (cDw3P)

186 He was listening to an Iranian oldies station playing "Hey 98.6" ironically before his temperature suddenly dropped precipitously..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 11:33 AM

Just after it briefly spiked to about 2,000 degrees.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2020 11:38 AM (9Fb8a)

187 Salami's medical condition is stable.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 11:38 AM (NWiLs)

188 There is no joy in Baghdad,

the mighty Suleimani has bombed out...





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 11:36 AM (zBaqJ)

Bye bye, Mr. Salami guy.
Drove your convoy down the freeway and the convoy got fried.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 11:38 AM (1CjJc)

189 >>In 2015 Israel was reportedly on the verge of Salami, but Bronco warned Iran of the imminent attack.

Another one of Bronco's legacies up in smoke.
- - -

I seem to recall that part of the Iran Deal was the United States was required to protect Iran for foreign attacks?

So Obama made it our policy to kneecap Israel and any other countries who might attempt to pre-empt Iranian aggression.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 11:38 AM (bDqIh)

190 I wonder if, just as a drone is about to hit, the intended target hears it? Because the thought of Soleimani and his pals having a couple of seconds to go, "WTF???!!!!" is heartwarming.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 11:38 AM (ptqGC)

191 ''Who took over for Robert Osborne introducing films after he died?''

I do miss him. A real gentleman.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 11:38 AM (RueoN)

192 172 ''Even after all these years, there are spots where that one will give you tears. Best movie about veterans returning from war ever made. It is so... honest.''

I think it's my favorite movie. Perfect casting, perfect screenplay, direction, etc. absolute perfection. The scene where Fred's father reads his son's commendation makes me cry every time. Such a lovely moment on film.
Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 11:35 AM (RueoN)


"Best Years of Our Lives." When he's having a flashback while sitting up in the B-17 nose in the boneyard.

By the way, watch Jimmy Stewart's performance in the sequence from "It's a Wonderful Life" when he freaks out over losing the money in front of the family and he's ready to kill himself.

He's channeling his experience as a squadron commander over Germany. It's very tough to watch when you realize that is the context and why he was virtually unhireable after coming back from the war. PTSD right there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 11:39 AM (zBaqJ)

193 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 11:35 AM (zBaqJ)
********
Sorry It just popped into my head now

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 11:39 AM (BqBId)

194 Isn't referring to someone as a revered military leader kind of off message for the left?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 03, 2020 11:39 AM (Uu+Jp)

195 Hey there navybrat - how was your NYE gig at the Fairmont?

Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2020 11:39 AM (/669Q)

196 make iran great again

Posted by: phoenixgirl happy 10th day of Christmas at January 03, 2020 11:39 AM (0O7c5)

197 Rule # 1 FISH PUNS HAVE NO HOME HERE

That's a crappie rule there, bro!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
--------------------------------
If you don't want fish puns, you shouldn't bait the Horde...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 03, 2020 11:27 AM (CAJOC)

We are going to have to tackle this pervasive fish pun problem as it seems to be all over the internet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (BiNEL)

You guys are doing this on porpoise.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (aS1PU)

no, they're just doing it for the halibut.
Posted by: Tom Servo


It's because they have no sole.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 11:39 AM (7/YOc)

198 179
This is PERFECT:

https://tinyurl.com/t8wq4oj

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 11:36 AM (ptqGC)


They can't help but fall into all of these traps. It is so weird, it's like a superpower that he has.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 11:39 AM (wDz+b)

199 The usual suspects screeching and rending their garments are merely showing once again whose side they're on.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 11:39 AM (NWiLs)

200 Salami's medical condition is stable.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 11:38 AM (NWiLs)

Ain't all it is cracked up to be

Hey why am I moving? Hey hey

Posted by: Franco at January 03, 2020 11:39 AM (cEsBM)

201 That firework building video is pretty cool.

Good morning, OM. Also, good morning to the horde.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 11:39 AM (I2dne)

202 >>You are either with us or anemone. Ar ar ar, I'm floundering here...


ooh, nice one!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 11:40 AM (bDqIh)

203 A fine navy Day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 11:40 AM (cEsBM)

204 When I went into the Air Force, I tried to model my look and posture after Dana Andrews in The Best Years of Our Lives. Also, I was trying to conceal that I had been a soda jerk before getting commissioned.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2020 11:40 AM (DY3v8)

205 We set firework off on it.

Posted by: Rooftop Koreans at January 03, 2020 11:40 AM (EgshT)

206 In the land of the blind, the one-eyed pianist is king!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM



Ahhh...but can he play one-handed!!??
-Suleimani

Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2020 11:40 AM (axyOa)

207 Merle Oberon.

And an awesome post. It flicked my shadenbutton like Antman doing bagwork.

Life comes at you fast, doesn't it, Soleimani?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Revered She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 03, 2020 11:40 AM (Dc2NZ)

208 By the way, watch Jimmy Stewart's performance in the sequence from "It's a Wonderful Life" when he freaks out over losing the money in front of the family and he's ready to kill himself.

He's channeling his experience as a squadron commander over Germany. It's very tough to watch when you realize that is the context and why he was virtually unhireable after coming back from the war. PTSD right there.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 11:39 AM (zBaqJ)
---------

Yes. We read something about it or watched something about it just last month that explained this very thing.

It's a Wonderful Life is one of our favorite movies.

Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2020 11:41 AM (/669Q)

209 I was trying to conceal that I had been a soda jerk before getting commissioned.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2020 11:40 AM (DY3v

I was just a plain old jerk.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 11:41 AM (cEsBM)

210

Oh no!

Fake News tells me the iranian security council has decided how to respond, but aren't saying what it is.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:41 AM (ZGgVu)

211 He needed ones for when Jen Rubin worked the pole.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (RD7QR)
---------
Ace will probably have it up later - she twatted about POTUS not doing anything about the embassy and then about doing too much a few hours later.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 03, 2020 11:41 AM (/ZYFC)

212 Salami publicly claimed to have deployed over 6000 bombs against US forces in Iraq. I hope he has to reverse cowboy the great horned penis of beelzebub for a million years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 11:41 AM (JFO2v)

213 Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 11:34 AM (BqBId)

NOW you give me the idea for a headline!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


********************

***cough**
Qud Pro Quo
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 10:26 AM (m45I2)
***cough***

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 11:42 AM (m45I2)

214

United Methodists are Splitting Up!

Pro homo sect and a non homo sect.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:42 AM (ZGgVu)

215
Isn't referring to someone as a revered military leader kind of off message for the left?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 03, 2020 11:39 AM (Uu+Jp)


Yep. It's like a dog whistle.


I was just thinking about two of my son's buddies he trained with at 29 Palms pre-deployment. They were both killed by IEDs less than three weeks of being in country. The wife of one of them gave birth to a baby boy three months later.

Libs and the media (BIRM) who are so furious over the death of one of the world's biggest terrorists, can DIAF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 11:42 AM (ptqGC)

216 Yes. Every time one of those bearded fuckers dies they hold a gangbang and we DON'T BOMB IT?


Why?
Posted by: garrett


I always envisioned an F-15 napalming that street at Mach 1 while barrelrolling

Posted by: Quim Gay Suleman at January 03, 2020 11:42 AM (nFwvY)

217
Oh no!



Fake News tells me the iranian security council has decided how to respond, but aren't saying what it is.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:41 AM (ZGgVu)


I think the first move is cancelling that group lunch and team building exercise.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 11:42 AM (wDz+b)

218
191 ''Who took over for Robert Osborne introducing films after he died?''

I do miss him. A real gentleman.
Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 11:38 AM (RueoN)


He was perfect in that position - gracious and knowledgeable - so much so that watching him was as satisfying as watching the works he introduced. I especially liked how he made their month of Oscar-winning films lineup interesting to watch because of the backstories he told regarding who won , who else was nominated and why they won. A genuine loss for an industry that cannot afford such losses.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 11:43 AM (pNxlR)

219

United Methodists are splitting. So...

Not-So-United Methodists?

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:43 AM (ZGgVu)

220 Oh no!

Fake News tells me the iranian security council has decided how to respond, but aren't saying what it is.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:41 AM (ZGgVu)



Shit their pants?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 11:43 AM (mpeBU)

221 Salami's medical condition is stable.

Although he did briefly suffer from explosive diarrhea.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 03, 2020 11:43 AM (02V00)

222 United Methodists are Splitting Up!

Pro homo sect and a non homo sect.
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:42 AM (ZGgVu)


Irony.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 03, 2020 11:43 AM (aS1PU)

223 in honor of a gentle lover of poetry
a haiku ode

Al-Baghdadi and
General Soleimani
Trump made Kablooey

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 03, 2020 11:43 AM (G546f)

224 211 He needed ones for when Jen Rubin worked the pole.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 11:31 AM (RD7QR)

Put it on! PUT IT BACK ON!!!!

*frantically makes it rain*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 11:43 AM (NWiLs)

225 Tune into AGM-114 on your dial!
Hellfire Radio...Rockin' Baghdad with hit after hit!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2020 11:43 AM (axyOa)

226 26 17 How will we know when Iran retaliates?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at January 03, 2020 11:13 AM (HVW5y)
Dems will be celebrating.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 11:15 AM (1CjJc)

Comment of the Year so far.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 11:43 AM (uEbPt)

227 210

Oh no!

Fake News tells me the iranian security council has decided how to respond, but aren't saying what it is.
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:41 AM (ZGgVu)

They have called in a team of expert ululaters to mourn the dud Qud leader.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 11:44 AM (JFO2v)

228 Oh no!

Fake News tells me the iranian security council has decided how to respond, but aren't saying what it is.
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:41 AM (ZGgVu)
++++++++++++
It could indeed be an "Oh no!"

Iran is increasingly broke and desperate. If their dictators think their hold on power is becoming tenuous, they will over-react. They are immoral and evil and capable of any perfidy.

We did what we had to do - attacking an embassy abroad must never go unpunished - but it may indeed engender their response, which may well be reckless. A war with Iran would not be a great thing. I hope they do not make it necessary. If they do make it necessary, I hope that we make it as fierce, brutal, total and short as possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 11:44 AM (I2dne)

229 ''He's channeling his experience as a squadron commander over Germany. It's very tough to watch when you realize that is the context and why he was virtually unhireable after coming back from the war. PTSD right there.''

My mom's cousin piloted bombers over Germany. Also didn't make it back to base several times. He always said your ''luck''depended on where in the formation you flew. BTW, he did not fly in an airplane for 25 years after the war ended. He felt he had used up all his ''luck''.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 11:44 AM (RueoN)

230 Hello Qassem, how's the hand? Still a bit stiff?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2020 11:44 AM (DY3v8)

231 I wonder what Soleimani thought about "Don't Fear the Reaper."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 11:44 AM (sWM8x)

232 Unbelievable good fortune, I got a legal parking spot within 1block of the Fairmont.
And I was home by 1am.
2020 starting off riggt!

Posted by: navybrat at large at January 03, 2020 11:44 AM (w7KSn)

233 219

United Methodists are splitting. So...

Not-So-United Methodists?
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:43 AM (ZGgVu)

Atomized Methodists? (What are they splitting over?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 11:45 AM (RD7QR)

234 OWWW! MY BALLS!

Posted by: Qasem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 11:45 AM (88+cf)

235 Right...

Posted by: navybrat at large at January 03, 2020 11:45 AM (w7KSn)

236 Put it on! PUT IT BACK ON!!!!

Heh. When I was young and foolish, I actually heard a guy yell that one night at the "ballet".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 03, 2020 11:45 AM (EgshT)

237 Unbelievable good fortune, I got a legal parking spot within 1block of the Fairmont.
And I was home by 1am.
2020 starting off riggt!
Posted by: navybrat at large at January 03, 2020 11:44 AM (w7KSn)
--------

Excellent! You can be our good luck charm for the year.

Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2020 11:45 AM (/669Q)

238 230 Hello Qassem, how's the hand? Still a bit stiff?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2020 11:44 AM (DY3v

He's no Angel.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 11:45 AM (NWiLs)

239 Quds force part of Benghazi.

Now we know why Ben Rhodes and all the Obamites are screaming.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 11:46 AM (9VeU0)

240 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The United States has paid Iraq Billions of Dollars a year, for many years. That is on top of all else we have done for them. The people of Iraq don't want to be dominated & controlled by Iran, but ultimately, that is their choice. Over the last 15 years, Iran has gained more.


and more control over Iraq, and the people of Iraq are not happy with that. It will never end well!

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 11:46 AM (BqBId)

241 I've been calling FOX lib since 2007 but they are not far off from being MSNBC now.....

They go to their guy remote in Iraq to report on the dead terrorist and tell the low-fo's what happened:

"The US has struck at Qassem Suleiman. He was the leader of the Quds force in Iran. This is a major escalation."
That's how they reported it!!!

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 11:47 AM (uEbPt)

242
United Methodists are splitting. So...


Fission Magicians!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 11:47 AM (pNxlR)

243 Welp, CBS has outdone WaPo.

They're calling Soleimani a "revered," "inspiring," "military genius."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

244 Soleimani didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 11:47 AM (GArKj)

245 At first I thought this the onion, but nope it's real. CA just passed a water rationing law that will go into effect in 2022. GP has the article and there is a write up in the Sacramento Bee.



There is a 55 gallon per person per day water use limit that drops to 50 gallons in 2030. Water agencies will be fined if they miss target goals based on the number of customers. Fines can be up to $10,000 a day for missing targets. And you know who would wind up footing that bill. It most certainly won't be the municipality.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2020 11:47 AM (JUOKG)

246 Where was Nancy and the rest of the Dems when Clinton was blowing up the Balkans? Or Obama screwing up Libya?

They have no self awareness because history only starts yesterday for them. And they hate America as it was intended to be.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 11:48 AM (CCNCh)

247 Atomized Methodists? (What are they splitting over?)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 11:45 AM (RD7QR)


Homos.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 03, 2020 11:48 AM (jAw8q)

248 94
''Who took over for Robert Osborne introducing films after he died? I hope it wasn't that Young Turks schmuck Ben Mankiewicz.''



Unfortunately, yes. I mute him him.
Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 11:25 AM (RueoN)


And even more so, her, the Aussie with the voice you could grate cheese on.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 03, 2020 11:48 AM (YqED9)

249 and more control over Iraq, and the people of Iraq are not happy with that. It will never end well!
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 11:46 AM (BqBId)
++++++++++++++
The Arabs and Farsis blowing up against each other? Seems unusual...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 11:48 AM (I2dne)

250 KRALIZEC NOW!!!!

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 03, 2020 11:48 AM (CLteG)

251 244 Soleimani didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 11:47 AM (GArKj)


PDT: "I rate this statement... true."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 03, 2020 11:49 AM (jAw8q)

252 People are very worried.


Om nom nom nom...

Posted by: Ana Navarro at January 03, 2020 11:49 AM (o2vOl)

253 Anyone else notice how many butthurt Obama admin shills are out in force today? Seems odd.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 03, 2020 11:49 AM (F8rys)

254 The media can't even get the market to drop 1%.

Oil was up near 4% and now is up 2.45%.


Epic media fail.

Posted by: Ha at January 03, 2020 11:50 AM (NSFCQ)

255 Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 11:47 AM (uEbPt)
********
They just read AP copy. They all do, read the crawl too, it does same thing

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 11:50 AM (BqBId)

256 The trump Russia possible collusion Remix has been a big favorite at my house or a while. One of my kids loves a good Trump meme and he intro'd us to it a while back.

It was tremendous fun watching the whole thing turn into a piffle - and they kid was dancing round chanting this the whole time. My relatives were totally flabbergasted at the end. My autistic kid is more tuned into reality than they are. Kinda hard for them to compute.

Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2020 11:50 AM (FR/tT)

257 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Thank you for the www.doctormacro.com link.
Bookmarked.

Anne Baxter in The Ten Commandments. Hubba Hubba!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 11:32 AM (u82oZ)


My pleasure! It's a great site to get lost in, for both male and female Morons.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2020 11:50 AM (Ki5SV)

258 253 Anyone else notice how many butthurt Obama admin shills are out in force today? Seems odd.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 03, 2020 11:49 AM (F8rys)

It's almost like somebody owns them and makes them squawk like parrots. Almost.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 11:50 AM (RD7QR)

259 246 Obama screwing up Libya?



Wasn't a screw up. It was the plan.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 11:50 AM (XzVUd)

260
So is Iran more of a threat than global warming? I need to know what to be afraid of.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:51 AM (ZGgVu)

261 TCM also hired some woke-ass SJW black woman who has noticeably added crap movies. They ruin everything they touch.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 03, 2020 11:51 AM (F8rys)

262 Barry and the Ferret have been strangely quiet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

263 226
26 17 How will we know when Iran retaliates?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for
anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at January 03, 2020 11:13
AM (HVW5y)

Dems will be celebrating.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 11:15 AM (1CjJc)

Comment of the Year so far.


Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 11:43 AM (uEbPt)

Thank you. Thank you. You are very kind. I would just like to thank . . .

*upstaged in 3.2 seconds*
Sonofa . . . .


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 11:51 AM (1CjJc)

264 LET THERE BE WEEPING ON TV AND WAILING IN THE STREETS!

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2020 11:51 AM (2Mnv1)

265 "Obama's people called the Iranians and WARNED them that the Israelis were coming for Salami, and he got away."

Democrats aren't anti-war. They're just on the other side.

Posted by: Chris M at January 03, 2020 11:51 AM (eAZVt)

266 262 Barry and the Ferret have been strangely quiet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

Barry and the Ferret sounds like a Disney film from 1965, featuring a talking ferret and wacky treasonous activities and a couple dance numbers.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 11:52 AM (RD7QR)

267 I suppose we'll see assorted Dems trot out the Obi Wan threat: "If you strike him down, he'll become more powerful than you can imagine," but typically in history useful martyrs weren't particularly powerful men when killed, but rather they're mostly random poor slubs that got popped in a sympathetic fashion that living powerful men could use as a rallying cry/propaganda point.

Good generals/charismatic leaders are rare currency to waste just on ginning up popular enthusiasm.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 03, 2020 11:52 AM (hdzef)

268 I fully expect Iran to respond with screaming bearded people in the streets, Death to America chants, flag-burning and anti-Semitic hyperbole and threats.

So basically, it'll be a Democrat rally.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 03, 2020 11:52 AM (v8Vzu)

269 Soleimani: "As a soldier, it is my duty to respond to Trump's threats. If he wants to use the language of threat, he should talk to me, not to the President Rowhani. We are near you, where you can't even imagine. Come. We are ready. If you begin the war, we will end the war."

President Trump: "Okay."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 03, 2020 11:52 AM (m6qV1)

270 Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 11:47 AM (uEbPt)

Their news site is pretty fair and I would even say leans Right if you're measuring it based on pro-American reporting.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 11:52 AM (CCNCh)

271 That's what happens when you lose an epaulets fight with GEOTUS.

Posted by: DaveA at January 03, 2020 11:53 AM (FhXTo)

272 THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2020 11:53 AM (2Mnv1)

273 If the United Methodist split they will split over gay marriage and other issues regarding ordination of gay clergy. That will probably be determined at General Conference which takes place every four years and will happen in a few months in Minneapolis But large evangelical UM churches are already paying their denominational shared giving, ie, dues and taking themselves out. This is a UM magazine which has a conservative take on the split:

https://goodnewsmag.org/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 11:53 AM (WI7YS)

274
253 Anyone else notice how many butthurt Obama admin shills are out in force today? Seems odd.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 03, 2020 11:49 AM (F8rys)


They're hoping against hope that revered General Red Mist wasn't carrying their signed mash notes to him on his person when his vehicle scudded into the ditch.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 11:53 AM (pNxlR)

275 We did what we had to do - attacking an embassy abroad must never go unpunished - but it may indeed engender their response, which may well be reckless.

A war with Iran would not be a great thing. I hope they do not make it necessary.

If they do make it necessary, I hope that we make it as fierce, brutal, total and short as possible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


We have nothing in-country that they can attack. They will have to go outside of their country.

That makes them the bad guy no matter what.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 11:54 AM (7/YOc)

276 TCM also hired some woke-ass SJW black woman who has noticeably added crap movies. They ruin everything they touch.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 03, 2020 11:51 AM (F8rys)


Agreed. She's turned "Silent Sunday Nights" into a shit show.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2020 11:54 AM (Ki5SV)

277 most revered military leader

Such respect from the WaPo for assorted towelheads who've been whacked.

When have they ever characterized any American military member as "most revered?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 11:54 AM (GArKj)

278 243 Welp, CBS has outdone WaPo.

They're calling Soleimani a "revered," "inspiring," "military genius."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

What has he ever accomplished from a military perspective? I mean other than attacking the defenceless.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 03, 2020 11:54 AM (Uu+Jp)

279 Iraqis are dancing in the streets.

They are terrible dancers, but so am i, so have at it, guys.

Posted by: Igotnothing at January 03, 2020 11:54 AM (Bv9F2)

280 36 Merle was lovely. I liked Dana in The Best Years of Our Lives, and Laura. Not familiar with his later work at all.
Posted by: CN at January 03, 2020 11:16 AM (U7k5w)

----
I think Best Years of Our Lives is one of the best movies ever made.

Harold Russell deserved that Oscar even if he had sucked. And he didn't.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 03, 2020 11:54 AM (VYwSh)

281 The water rationing law will undoubtedly head to Illinois. The Chicago AG refuses to allow water companies to turn off service to non-payers. They are running massive deficits because a lot of the urban dwellers simply do not pay.

The rationing is the logical next step to reduce the damage non-payers are having.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 03, 2020 11:54 AM (F8rys)

282 Still not tired of all of the winning!

Posted by: DCA at January 03, 2020 11:55 AM (Hc2uj)

283 The post-strike Trump recounting at the rally is gonna be one for the books...

Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 11:55 AM (u4/yY)

284 The "Soleimani didn't kill himself" thing was already a meme on Twitter before I stole/typed it last night ... but I get credit in the sidebar ... hurray for me. lol

Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 11:55 AM (Cus5s)

285 267
I suppose we'll see assorted Dems trot out the Obi Wan threat: "If you
strike him down, he'll become more powerful than you can imagine," . . . .


Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 03, 2020 11:52 AM (hdzef)

What difference, at this point, does it make. We'll all be dead in 12 years.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 11:55 AM (1CjJc)

286 And even more so, her, the Aussie with the voice you could grate cheese on.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 03, 2020 11:48 AM (YqED9)

See I like the Aussie. Now that black woke girl, no way, won't watch any of her crap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 11:55 AM (Kpl3J)

287 246 Where was Nancy and the rest of the Dems when Clinton was blowing up the Balkans? Or Obama screwing up Libya?

They have no self awareness because history only starts yesterday for them. And they hate America as it was intended to be.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 11:48 AM (CCNCh)
===

Didn't Billy Boy bomb an aspirin factory in Africa?

Posted by: Augustine at January 03, 2020 11:55 AM (BDZWU)

288 246 Obama screwing up Libya?


---

Wasn't a screw up. It was the plan.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 11:50 AM (XzVUd)


I think so. If you wanted to hand the Middle East over to Iran, rather than keep it in the hands of the existing dictatorships that kept their people under control, what would you do any differently than what Obama did ?

Barry was in love with the idea of Middle Eastern self rule, just as much as "W" was. The biggest difference was Barry didn't mind a Middle East that still actively hated, hunted, and beheaded Americans. As a matter of fact, I think that was part of the charm. Barry loves our wealth, and hates everything else about us.


If the story ever comes out - I believe the Obama Administration was infiltrated by Muslim Fundamentalists every bit as much as FDR's was infiltrated by Soviet Communists.

Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 03, 2020 11:56 AM (Zvj7s)

289 THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2020 11:53 AM (2Mnv1)

===
How do you say that in farsi?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 03, 2020 11:56 AM (pw+jk)

290 The story on twitter (from the progs) is PDT taking out Soleimani was a "wag the dog" thing to take everyone's minds off his impeachment.

Yeah, run with that, losers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 11:57 AM (ptqGC)

291 All 17 of them (them) (them) (them).

Posted by: The illegitimate senator that no one remembers at January 03, 2020 11:57 AM (o2vOl)

292 Iran won't start a war.

The ayatollah saw what happened to Saddam and Gaddafi.


Posted by: Ha at January 03, 2020 11:57 AM (NSFCQ)

293 Has super Christian David French commented?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 03, 2020 11:57 AM (Uu+Jp)

294

Are they using the phrase "wag the dog?"

Exactly as I predicted BEFORE all this even happened!

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:58 AM (ZGgVu)

295 There is a 55 gallon per person per day water use limit that drops to 50 gallons in 2030. Water agencies will be fined if they miss target goals based on the number of customers. Fines can be up to $10,000 a day for missing targets. And you know who would wind up footing that bill. It most certainly won't be the municipality.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2020 11:47 AM (JUOKG)
+++++++++++++++
50 gallons per day. I'm a single guy. Let's game it out.

I take a shower every day, lasting an average of 15 minutes. Assuming a typical flow rate of 2 GPM, I am at 30 already. I also drink, but not much - maybe a half gallon. I flush the toilet 2-3 times a day most days, because I work in an office. Assuming 3.5 gallons per flush, There goes another 10.5 gallons. I'm up to 40.5.

I live alone and don't make a lot of dishes. I run the dishwasher every other day. At about 6 gallons per cycle (assumption), that is another 3 gallons per day. I'm up 43.5.

I do laundry. I run one load a week. Let's say that's 30 gallons, because it's an older unit. That is a daily average of 4.3 gallons. I'm up to 47.6. Add in losses and rounding, and I'm at the average limit.

Scale that up for a household of four, where the kids play sports. You get an allocation of 200 gallons for that family. per day, or 1,400 gallons per week.

The four showers will consume, probably 850 gallons per week. There are probably six loads of wash per week. If you have an HE unit at 15 gallons per run, you're at 90 gallons. Dishwasher is probably a daily affair, so there's another 42 gallons. Toilets get a lot of use. Probably 12 flushes a day seems like a reasonable figure, which brings you to about another 300.

Just bathing, washing, dishes, and toilets brings my hypothetical family of four to almost 1,300 - leaving you with a meager 100 gallons for everything else - like drinking and cooking - every week. I hope you don't need to do any other kind of laundry. Or water some plants. Or have a leak. Or take a bath (or bathe your young children).

This is all reasonable, though. It's far more reasonable than, say, trimming some obscene wasted expenses and finishing the California Water Project. That wouldn't be very green at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 11:58 AM (I2dne)

296
Mankewiecz does most of the prime time, sadly, but there's also an Australian chick who I like a lot more, and the film noire guy on late Saturday nights and Sunday mornings is pretty good.

Eddie Muller (the noire guy) talks about the "blacklist" more than Mankewiecz does!
The also have another guy (Dave Karger) who seems quite reasonable.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 11:58 AM (aKsyK)

297 They're calling Soleimani a "revered," "inspiring," "military genius."

"dead" "crispy" "smoldering" "disaggregated" "not the dude in the well, apparently"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 11:58 AM (Boy/L)

298 >>Welp, CBS has outdone WaPo.

They're calling Soleimani a "revered," "inspiring," "military genius."
- - -

Oh FFS!
Remember the journalist who told Kameni on twitter to "Drag him, king"?
He's now doubling down on stupid:
@DavlidKlion
It's hard to read this and not think about how many civilians US
generals have killed in Iraq since 2003, for what virtually no one
argues in hindsight was a legitimate objective. They're better than
Soleimani because ---why, exactly? Have these people ever once thought
about this?

By all means, reply with your convoluted justifications! But my guess is
for most of these people it's just a deep-seated, unexamined belief
that America and its troops are uniquely good and a willful refusal to
learn any lessons from history they consciously lived through.
The invasion of Iraq was an enormous and lethal crime. Almost no one
seriously argues otherwise now. But the same people unwilling to defend
that decision are also unwilling to learn anything from it. It doesn't
color their understanding of US foreign policy in any way.



He understands that the US military is directed by civilian leadership/POTUS, right?


Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 11:58 AM (bDqIh)

299 But large evangelical UM churches are already paying their denominational shared giving, ie, dues and taking themselves out. This is a UM magazine which has a conservative take on the split:

https://goodnewsmag.org/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 11:53 AM (WI7YS)

The Butt Method has proven to be a bone of contention.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 11:58 AM (LxWV7)

300 I would like to see that woke black girl have to host "Call Me Bwana".

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 11:58 AM (Kpl3J)

301 273 If the United Methodist split they will split over gay marriage and other issues regarding ordination of gay clergy. That will probably be determined at General Conference which takes place every four years and will happen in a few months in Minneapolis But large evangelical UM churches are already paying their denominational shared giving, ie, dues and taking themselves out. This is a UM magazine which has a conservative take on the split:

https://goodnewsmag.org/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 11:53 AM (WI7YS)

Conservative Methodist here...I want the split. I am not sad about the ones who will leave my church family over this. I am a worship leader and active in leadership who has noticed a slide away from Biblical truth and solid theology into an abysmal religion that creates a God-genie who really doesn't mean what he says. I want to break from those who have turned their backs on God. If one is beholden to a denomination, they are not beholden to the One True God.

Posted by: girl at January 03, 2020 11:59 AM (sI15f)

302 Welp, CBS has outdone WaPo.


Enemies domestic. They just can't help flying that flag.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 03, 2020 11:59 AM (EgshT)

303 We have nothing in-country that they can attack. They will have to go outside of their country.

That makes them the bad guy no matter what.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 11:54 AM (7/YOc)
+++++++++++
No question. Thus the hope that they don't because the retribution will have to be swift and severe and things easily get out of control when that happens.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 11:59 AM (I2dne)

304 294




Are they using the phrase "wag the dog?"



Exactly as I predicted BEFORE all this even happened!

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:58 AM (ZGgVu)

Yep, The Root, three hours ago. Good call.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 11:59 AM (1CjJc)

305 Iraqi PM Adil Abd al-Mahdi issues a strongly-worded condemnation of the US, calls the Iranian general Qassem Soleimani one of "two symbols", and says the attack was an attack on Iraq since the Iranian general's close aide was an Iraqi government official
Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2020 10:53 AM (3aI0K)


And the other "symbol" is shitting himself right now, scanning the sky nervously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:00 PM (GArKj)

306 The Daily Mail has pictures of the aftermath included an image of people going through the dead people's stuff. Looks like he had US currency in his wallet.
Posted by: Brian


Iran counterfeits huge amounts of American dollars, mostly $20 bills. They think they are going to tip over the economy, cause inflation and bankrupt us. The Fed Gov is doing a better job.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 03, 2020 12:00 PM (vcOmj)

307
Has super Christian David French commented?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver


See comment 96

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 12:00 PM (aKsyK)

308 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 11:58 AM (I2dne)

....

I'm back baby!

Posted by: Chamber Pot and Washtub Salesman at January 03, 2020 12:00 PM (v8Vzu)

309 253 Anyone else notice how many butthurt Obama admin shills are out in force today? Seems odd.
________________

They know Obama's idiotic plan to "realign" the Middle East by cozying up to the crazy Iranian mullahs and letting them run wild was a complete disaster, and they're trying to spin like mad now so that nobody notices what a shit-show Trump now has to deal with because of Obama's stupidity and malevolence.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 12:01 PM (k4dH2)

310 It is refreshing to have a president who draws a line in the sand then does something when someone crosses it. He warned Iran. Iran ignored him. He punished Iran.

But getting the left to defend Iran is pretty impressive, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 12:01 PM (KZzsI)

311 Barry and the Ferret have been strangely quiet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


They're pushing other people's buttons, ie, making them speak out about this.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 03, 2020 12:01 PM (vcOmj)

312
Are they using the phrase "wag the dog?"



Exactly as I predicted BEFORE all this even happened!

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 11:58 AM (ZGgVu)

Yep, The Root, three hours ago. Good call.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


The Root? Are they calling it racist?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 12:01 PM (aKsyK)

313 It's Greta Scoldilocks' 17th birthday today.

Go for it, Morons, she's legal now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 03, 2020 12:01 PM (wzVKm)

314 Well if the nevertrumpers are all saying righteous kill, that makes me nervous.

Not that it isn't a righteous kill, but that they wanted the escalation for some other end.

So far they are playing checkers and Trump is playing Vulcan chess.

Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2020 12:01 PM (UxaN/)

315 Jonah Goldberg is in Seville, Spain.....again.

I keep saying Jonah and Steve Hayes have a thing for bull fighters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 12:02 PM (ptqGC)

316 >>295
There is a 55 gallon per person per day water use limit that drops to 50 gallons in 2030

"It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose aga...wait. Didn't it get the hose yesterday? Yeah? I thought so. Just be reasonable and put the lotion in the basket, huh?"

Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 12:02 PM (yvnmY)

317 Well if the nevertrumpers are all saying righteous kill, that makes me nervous.

Not that it isn't a righteous kill, but that they wanted the escalation for some other end.

So far they are playing checkers and Trump is playing Vulcan chess.
Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2020 12:01 PM (UxaN/)
+++++++++++
I don't think this is too complicated. Most of them are the so-called "neocons" who never met a war they didn't like. They're not on his side, but they like this particular outcome. They didn't get all atwitter over the Syria strikes a couple of years ago, either - yet they did over the Syrian withdrawal last year.

They like it when America blows things up. Trump blew things up. They like the move.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (I2dne)

318 Iran won't start a war. The ayatollah saw what happened to Saddam and Gaddafi.



Posted by: Ha at January 03, 2020 11:57 AM (NSFCQ)


Iran has already attempted to start a war, multiple times, by directly capturing American sailors and ships as well as using a thinly disguised proxy to storm sovereign American ground.

They ayatollah obviously views the game board differently than you.

Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (Zvj7s)

319 How does CA plan to enforce water rationing? I don't know any of the details, but this appears to have all kinds of civil unrest and ass-kicking potential.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (sWM8x)

320 313 It's Greta Scoldilocks' 17th birthday today.

Go for it, Morons, she's legal now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 03, 2020 12:01 PM (wzVKm)

Having her yell "HOW DARE YOU" when you try to put it in will be a real buzzkill.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (RD7QR)

321 Imonna go take a nice, LONG shower right now.


*waves at CA*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (ptqGC)

322 It's hard to read this and not think about how many civilians US generals have killed in Iraq since 2003

Conversation with liberal:

Liberal: "The US killed 100,000 Iraqis!" (ed.: if you count all the ones killed by AQ, ISIS, etc.)

Me: "That's totally unacceptable!"

Liberal: "Right on!"

Me: "We shoulda killed a lot more than that, 250,000 at least. Maybe 500,000."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (GArKj)

323

Here we go...

Fake News is questioning the timing!

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (ZGgVu)

324 Go for it, Morons, she's legal now.

....

In TN, 17 will get you 20.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (v8Vzu)

325 Iraqi PM Adil Abd al-Mahdi confirms he is the lap dog of Iran.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (CCNCh)

326 It's Greta Scoldilocks' 17th birthday today.

Go for it, Morons, she's legal now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 03, 2020 12:01 PM (wzVKm)

Still a Zero.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (LxWV7)

327 But getting the left to defend Iran is pretty impressive, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 12:01 PM (KZzsI)

They hate America and will side with anyone that wants to destroy us.

Donald Trump knows this and is revealing it by making them show their true selves when surprised and angry.

Letting them calm down is the worst thing he could do, they forget to maintain appearances when they're in a lather.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (J+mig)

328 As usual, great Morning Rant!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (wiXsO)

329 This is all reasonable, though. It's far more reasonable than, say, trimming some obscene wasted expenses and finishing the California Water Project. That wouldn't be very green at all.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 11:58 AM (I2dne)

Come to Texas. If you want to take your hose and turn it on and run it into the creek behind your house 24 hours a day for an entire week, you can, as long as you pay the bill. (I know a guy here, some neighborhood kids did that to him when he was out of town for a bit. They wanted to float little boats in the creek and thought it needed more water)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 12:04 PM (Kpl3J)

330
Eddie Muller (the noire guy) talks about the "blacklist" more than Mankewiecz does!
The also have another guy (Dave Karger) who seems quite reasonable.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 11:58 AM (aKsyK)


For film critics and commies (BIRM), the Hollywood blacklist is like the birth of Christ - they date everything from it.

(Plagiarized and adapted from somebody else sometime in the past.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 12:04 PM (pNxlR)

331 >>They're calling Soleimani a "revered," "inspiring," "military genius."


That couldn't plan an Airport Pickup?


OK. Let's go with that.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 12:04 PM (LvgPb)

332 The story on twitter (from the progs) is PDT taking out Soleimani was a "wag the dog" thing to take everyone's minds off his impeachment.
Yeah, run with that, losers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 11:57 AM (ptqGC)

Which is why they had their Iranian buddies move in the first place. So that either Trump would look weak, or he would retaliate and they would say he's "distracting" from non-impeachment.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 12:04 PM (uEbPt)

333 Having her yell "HOW DARE YOU" when you try to put it in will be a real buzzkill.

.....

Actually, that's kind of the kink.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 03, 2020 12:04 PM (v8Vzu)

334 Fun Fact about Dana Andrews.

He starred in the movie "Zero Hour!", which was made in 1957, and which "Airplane!" is almost a direct, word for word parody. Except "Zero Hour!" is supposed to be serious.

I saw "Zero Hour!" a few years ago on late night cable, and laughed all the way through it. It was impossible to take seriously if you have ever seen "Airplane!".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 03, 2020 12:05 PM (vcOmj)

335 313†It's Greta Scoldilocks' 17th birthday today.†

Go for it, Morons, she's legal now.

...


Could we try an....

HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: Ha at January 03, 2020 12:05 PM (NSFCQ)

336 "The water rationing law will undoubtedly head to Illinois."

This would be hilarious, considering Lake Michigan right there. It might also be unpopular enough to get rid of some more of the Democrat criminals that run this state. We use to be considered "business friendly". Centrally located with airports, train lines, and all the water you can use!

Posted by: Chris M at January 03, 2020 12:05 PM (eAZVt)

337 "They're calling Soleimani a "revered," "inspiring," "military genius."Posted by: Jane D'oh --What has he ever accomplished from a military perspective? I mean other than attacking the defenceless. Posted by: N.L. Urker

Soleimani and Iran had been very successful, and no American president was willing to make them pay, even when we knew it was them. This appears to be because the red thread in our government actually supported them (as became evident under Obama). The left's plan involved a complete shift in the region ... toward the hardliners of Iran ... undermining what we (allegedly) were trying to accomplish in Iraq in the first place (? ... a democracy?, or at least a marginal ally/beachhead for US?)


My guess is Pompeo and some others (Flynn laying groundwork years ago, reason they had to destroy him?) ... are pushing the reset button ... that is why the whole Trump/Russia charade had to be pushed so hard. DeepState was on board ... I think. We shall see what is next ... Iran still has "troops" all over Iraq ... crying.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 12:05 PM (Cus5s)

338 why he was virtually unhireable after coming back from the war. PTSD right there.

IDK, he seemed pretty damn mellow in Strategic Air Command.

May have been that easy-listening Victor Young score."When The Air Force Takes Command."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 03, 2020 12:05 PM (oRpiG)

339 How does CA plan to enforce water rationing? I don't know any of the details, but this appears to have all kinds of civil unrest and ass-kicking potential.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (sWM8x)

Homeowners will be claiming homeless bums for their 50 gallon allotment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 12:05 PM (LxWV7)

340 The media and the Dems are defending Iran??? Wow, talk about clueless to how this comes across to mos Americans.

Posted by: IC at January 03, 2020 12:06 PM (a0IVu)

341 313 It's Greta Scoldilocks' 17th birthday today.

Go for it, Morons, she's legal now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 03, 2020 12:01 PM (wzVKm)

Having her yell "HOW DARE YOU" when you try to put it in will be a real buzzkill.
___________

Yeah, and this is where that "never stick your d*ck in crazy" advice needs to be reiterated.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 12:06 PM (k4dH2)

342 297 They're calling Soleimani a "revered," "inspiring," "military genius."

"dead" "crispy" "smoldering" "disaggregated" "not the dude in the well, apparently"
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 11:58 AM (Boy/L)


AND (checks corpse)... he just quit smoking. Recently. VERY recently.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:06 PM (GArKj)

343 ''in honor of a gentle lover of poetry
a haiku ode

Al-Baghdadi and
General Soleimani
Trump made Kablooey''

So lovely. Like a glistening drop of napalm falling on an armless hand.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 12:06 PM (RueoN)

344 >>But getting the left to defend Iran is pretty impressive, though.


I particularly like the ones who went from "Trump's weakness in the ME is doing irreparable harm to the US's standing in the world" to "Trump's unchecked aggression must be stopped!" in the span of 48 hours.


Bonus points to ones like Khameni and Jen Rubin who also said Trump wouldn't do anything.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 12:06 PM (bDqIh)

345 300 I would like to see that woke black girl have to host "Call Me Bwana".
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 11:58 AM (Kpl3J)

Bwahahahaa!

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 03, 2020 12:06 PM (F8rys)

346 I've kind of got an issue with our ally Iraq that couldn't keep enemy militias out of the Green Zone.

And I find it odd that we need to hellfire an enemy general at the main international airport of our ally Iraq.

I have so many questions.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 03, 2020 12:07 PM (wzVKm)

347 >295
There is a 55 gallon per person per day water use limit that drops to 50
gallons in 2030. Water agencies will be fined if they miss target goals
based on the number of customers. Fines can be up to $10,000 a day for
missing targets. And you know who would wind up footing that bill. It
most certainly won't be the municipality.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2020 11:47 AM (JUOKG)


Isn't it actually 55 liters - not gallons?

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 03, 2020 12:07 PM (sjdRT)

348 I also found out via Lisa Gummy Page herself that her mother was an Iranian immigrant. Hmmm... you don't say.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 03, 2020 12:07 PM (F8rys)

349 Some of Barry's best work with Iran:

https://tinyurl.com/wq73fvs

Never forget.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

350 Conservative Methodist here...I want the split. I am not sad about the ones who will leave my church family over this. I am a worship leader and active in leadership who has noticed a slide away from Biblical truth and solid theology into an abysmal religion that creates a God-genie who really doesn't mean what he says. I want to break from those who have turned their backs on God. If one is beholden to a denomination, they are not beholden to the One True God.
Posted by: girl at January 03, 2020 11:59 AM (sI15f)

I might even go back to the Methodists if they split.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 12:07 PM (Kpl3J)

351 TRUMP HUNG A NOOSE AROUND MY NECK!

Posted by: Juicy Soleimani at January 03, 2020 12:07 PM (2Mnv1)

352 "How does CA plan to enforce water rationing?"

Against the white middle class only.

Posted by: Chris M at January 03, 2020 12:08 PM (eAZVt)

353 321 Imonna go take a nice, LONG shower right now.


*waves at CA*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (ptqGC)

*adjusts webcam*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 12:08 PM (NWiLs)

354 Mitch speaking on Senate floor.


Hold a vote.

Get them all on record.

Posted by: Ha at January 03, 2020 12:09 PM (NSFCQ)

355 We did what we had to do - attacking an embassy
abroad must never go unpunished - but it may indeed engender their
response, which may well be reckless.



A war with Iran would not be a great thing. I hope they do not make it necessary.



If they do make it necessary, I hope that we make it as fierce, brutal, total and short as possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix





We have nothing in-country that they can attack. They will have to go outside of their country.



That makes them the bad guy no matter what.


Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 11:54 AM

---

You are forgetting the democrats. To them Trump is automatically the bad guy.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2020 12:09 PM (JUOKG)

356 It's Greta Scoldilocks' 17th birthday today.

Go for it, Morons, she's legal now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 03, 2020 12:01 PM (wzVKm)


I'm a desperate man, but even I have standards.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2020 12:09 PM (Ki5SV)

357 General Soleimani got the express check out.

Posted by: BignJames at January 03, 2020 12:09 PM (X/Pw5)

358 I've kind of got an issue with our ally Iraq that couldn't keep enemy militias out of the Green Zone. And I find it odd that we need to hellfire an enemy general at the main international airport of our ally Iraq.

Our biggest screw-up was giving them self-rule. We should have replaced Saddam with another dictator that had his mind right, then left and kept our mouths shut while he kicked the required number of asses to get the Iraqi populace to behave.


Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 03, 2020 12:09 PM (Zvj7s)

359 >>"How does CA plan to enforce water rationing?"


They need that water to clean the Poop off of the sidewalks!

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 12:09 PM (LvgPb)

360 339 How does CA plan to enforce water rationing? I don't know any of the details, but this appears to have all kinds of civil unrest and ass-kicking potential.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (sWM8x)

Homeowners will be claiming homeless bums for their 50 gallon allotment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 12:05 PM (LxWV7)

In the Bay Area the rent is so high that tech workers get an old RV and pay homeowners to let them park at their house and run utilities. I wonder if they can be claimed against the allotment.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 12:09 PM (RD7QR)

361 315
Jonah Goldberg is in Seville, Spain.....again.

I keep saying Jonah and Steve Hayes have a thing for bull fighters.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 12:02 PM (ptqGC)


Marmalade ... wrestling.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 12:09 PM (XzVUd)

362 At first I thought this the onion, but nope it's real. CA just passed a water rationing law that will go into effect in 2022. GP has the article and there is a write up in the Sacramento Bee.

There is a 55 gallon per person per day water use limit that drops to 50 gallons in 2030. Water agencies will be fined if they miss target goals based on the number of customers. Fines can be up to $10,000 a day for missing targets. And you know who would wind up footing that bill. It most certainly won't be the municipality.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2020 11:47 AM (JUOKG)


The vagrants are just showing the way!

Srsly, WTF is the reason for this? Here in northern SD county we just built a desalination plant for $1 billion just to avoid this kind of crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:09 PM (GArKj)

363 water rationing in CA?

I'm sure Hollywood will be exempted.
and Palm Springs

golf courses
swimming pools
fountains
lush landscaping

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 12:09 PM (d7Ww2)

364 Saddam was stupid. We were fine with him being a bulwark against Iran even if he was vicious thug. But he had to get visions of grandeur and

1) Gas the Kurds
2) Threaten to Attack Israel and support Terror
3) Invade Kuwait.
4) Try to go nuclear

Idiot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 12:09 PM (cEsBM)

365 I might even go back to the Methodists if they split.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 12:07 PM (Kpl3J)


Will the split Methodists still boycott Israel though?

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 12:10 PM (9VeU0)

366 How does CA plan to enforce water rationing? I don't know any of the details, but this appears to have all kinds of civil unrest and ass-kicking potential.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 12:03 PM (sWM8x)
++++++++++++++
Easy. First, they gradually upgrade the urban areas to use "smart" water meters - makes things easier! No more nasty blue-collar meter reader coming to your house!

The penalties start out based on averages to the utility. The utilities pay and then bleat about their bottom lines to Sacramento.

Sacramento agrees to a penalty rate to "abusive" customers. The utilities target high users based on usage history and sends them crippling bills. Many of these do not get paid.

The utilities then lobby Sacramento for cost abatement. Sacramento offers to reduce and cancel penalties if the utilities will forcible upgrade in-house physical plant to be more "water wise" through lower-flow toilets, showerheads, faucets and appliance rebates. The costs of these upgrades will be defrayed through a new subsidy from Sacramento.

The utilities undertake the scheme. Water usage falls by 2%-5%. The fines and penalties keep coming.

The utilities lobby Sacramento for permission to go further in their usage reductions by controlling smart meters to limit flow to reduce overages. Sacramento agrees, but only if they have a way to notify customers in real-time.

The utilities use their "mobile app" for real-time notifications. A modest discount on water rates is furnished if you use the app and enroll in auto-pay.

The utilities then start restricting endpoint flow through the smart meters. Customers squawk and some move. Rate fraud increases, as does theft of water. Meter readers (any that are left) and utility workers are targeted for violence.

The utilities lobby Sacramento to protect them.

...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 12:10 PM (I2dne)

367

Turtle highlights, please.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 12:10 PM (ZGgVu)

368 I see a trend here, a common thread, with the pulled quotes.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2020 12:10 PM (W+kMI)

369 People on twitter telling Ben Rhodes "I'm sorry for your loss."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 03, 2020 12:11 PM (/yny8)

370 Turtle highlights, please.
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 12:10 PM (ZGgVu)

Slamming the Dems...doing a good yob so far

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 12:11 PM (cEsBM)

371 And I find it odd that we need to hellfire an enemy general at the main international airport of our ally Iraq.

I have so many questions.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Yeah, ain't that interesting? What was he doing there?

i'm sure Chris Murphy from Connecticutt, and Danang Dick Blumenthal will get this sorted out someday.

This ain't the last targeted droning of an Iranian. They're asking for it, and they are going to get it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 03, 2020 12:11 PM (vcOmj)

372 Important to remember: Hillary didn't ignore the 3 am phone call out of cowardice or negligence. It was Barry's re-election and the Narrative was that the WOT was over and he won it. They couldn't send help because of the Narrative. Clinging to power was the only thing that mattered to them--then and now.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 03, 2020 12:11 PM (m6qV1)

373 So it'll be Methodists and Split-Tail Methodists?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 12:12 PM (sWM8x)

374 369 People on twitter telling Ben Rhodes "I'm sorry for your loss."
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 03, 2020 12:11 PM (/yny


This is becoming a standard response to the people who have the sadz about this guy.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 12:12 PM (9VeU0)

375 Srsly, WTF is the reason for this? Here in northern SD county we just built a desalination plant for $1 billion just to avoid this kind of crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:09 PM (GArKj)


Out of curiosity what are they going to do with all the salt they extract from the seawater?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 03, 2020 12:12 PM (kUmUV)

376
I might even go back to the Methodists if they split.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 12:07 PM (Kpl3J)

I've heard that a lot.

Posted by: girl at January 03, 2020 12:12 PM (sI15f)

377 Turtle highlights, please.
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 12:10 PM (ZGgVu)
----
He's cranking up pressure on 'em... put up or shut up, basically.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 03, 2020 12:13 PM (WQZ1O)

378 Haiku time.

Goatraper got smoked
Raghead ran his big cake hole
Trump gets the last laugh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2020 12:13 PM (ziFc0)

379 Isn't it actually 55 liters - not gallons?





Posted by: Muad'dib at January 03, 2020 12:07 PM

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The Sacramento Bee says gallons. The other source says liters. I can't find the actual law anywhere to read it.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2020 12:13 PM (JUOKG)

380 Iran will have to retaliate regionally.

So Israel, SA, perhaps other regional allies will feel it.

Beyond that, terrorist sleepers in Europe.

Possibly they make a move on USA with terror cells.

Maybe take a shot a POTUS and provide cover for the deep states attempt at POTUS.

Now they are limited in what they can accomplish. They were hoping to take over Iraq politically without firing a shot - and got pretty damn close.

When they least expected it, they got Trumped instead.

Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2020 12:13 PM (wXzHf)

381 Adolph Hitler, Revered Eugenics Theorist, Takes Own Life in Berlin
Posted by: CNN 1945 at January 03, 2020 11:12 AM (RD7QR)


that would be "Painter, Architect and Urban Renewal Visionary"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2020 12:13 PM (1glZx)

382 Progressives greatest hits of 2109

Really great "supercuts" - you know they are doing this all the time, as they go by, but to see a master list like this really drives it home.

Election 2020 - pick one
☐ Spirit of Truth
☐ Prince of Lies

Posted by: mindful webworker - no lesser of two weevils for a change at January 03, 2020 12:13 PM (MZnJr)

383 Out of curiosity what are they going to do with all the salt they extract from the seawater?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 03, 2020 12:12 PM (kUmUV)


Hopefully not put it on their food - looks like excessive thirst just got real expensive for the golden state.

Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 03, 2020 12:13 PM (Zvj7s)

384 People on twitter telling Ben Rhodes "I'm sorry for your loss."

"He's in a much worse place".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 03, 2020 12:13 PM (EgshT)

385 @realDonaldTrump 2 minutes ago

Christopher Bedford, The Federalist Senior Editor. "There is NOTHING NEW in these Emails at all that's been discovered. It's exactly what we knew before, which is that the White House & political figures wanted to cut off aid, Trump wanted to question aid to a number of....

....different places that he thought were wasteful, and the career staff, as they always do, pushed back, and made a million excuses as to why they could not possibly stop spending U.S.taxpayer money. There was a back & forth over the legal arguments, & the W.H. decision was....

....followed, and then it was withdrawn. The Democrats argument for impeachment has not gotten stronger over the last few weeks. As Senator Josh Hawley just said, he's going to enter a Motion to Dismiss the Impeachment Trial because it's never actually been brought to trial."

Posted by: Tami at January 03, 2020 12:14 PM (cF8AT)

386 375 Srsly, WTF is the reason for this? Here in northern SD county we just built a desalination plant for $1 billion just to avoid this kind of crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:09 PM (GArKj)

Out of curiosity what are they going to do with all the salt they extract from the seawater?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 03, 2020 12:12 PM (kUmUV)

Pretzels for the homeless, lots of sea salt. It's artisanal!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 12:14 PM (RD7QR)

387 Iran will retaliate with a terror strike and Trump will level Tehran with air strikes. Should last 3 days. Then complete blockade until surrender.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 03, 2020 12:14 PM (hAdu/)

388 Whatever Ben Rhodes says, you can count on it being an approved message from Barack Obama.

Obama is speaking through him, to give him some plausible deniability, if this all goes Trump (and America's) way.

If things go bad, then Barry gets to poke Rhodes up the squeakhole to say some more trashy things.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 03, 2020 12:14 PM (vcOmj)

389 Isn't it actually 55 liters - not gallons?

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 03, 2020 12:07 PM
+++++++++++++
I doubt it. Well, I should doubt it. Nothing would surprise me, though. That would only be 15 gallons a day.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 12:14 PM (I2dne)

390 kills Iran's most revered military leader, Qasem Soleimani,

I have a question: why was this clown "Iran's most revered military leader?" What did he ever do? The only war they've been in they fought to a no-decision with Saddam.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:15 PM (GArKj)

391 a childhood friend has posted on her front lawn one of those trilingual "whoever you are you are welcome here" yard signs with a "No Trespassing" sign right next to it.

Just shake my head.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2020 12:15 PM (1glZx)

392

Anyone ever think of making Tuna Fish with tartar sauce instead of mayo?

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 12:15 PM (ZGgVu)

393 IMPEACHED!
Still President.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2020 12:15 PM (W+kMI)

394 There is a 55 gallon per person per day water use limit that drops to 50 gallons in 2030

My queston is, what is California doing to increase its water supply? I mean, oh, I don't know, constructing new reservoirs to capture stream run off, or maybe looking into investing in some desalinization plants?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 03, 2020 12:15 PM (jAw8q)

395 It's Greta Scoldilocks' 17th birthday today.

Well, very fortunately she's not dating my 20 year old son, whose birthday is also today. I am glad he is my child and not Greta. Is that mean to say?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 12:15 PM (WI7YS)

396 Whatever Ben Rhodes says, you can count on it being an approved message from Barack Obama Valerie Jarrett.
...
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 03, 2020 12:14 PM (vcOmj)
+++++++++++
Another possibility.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 12:15 PM (I2dne)

397 People on twitter telling Ben Rhodes "I'm sorry for your loss."

"He's in a much worse place".
Posted by: Notorious BFD


He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at January 03, 2020 12:16 PM (vcOmj)

398 Remember to read your comments. Think many countries/ blogs don't have any comments.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 03, 2020 12:16 PM (kfm/V)

399 Ulrich Zwingli and Francis Xavier were austere religious scholars too. Just sayin'.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2020 12:16 PM (W+kMI)

400 377 Turtle highlights, please.
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 12:10 PM (ZGgVu)
----
He's cranking up pressure on 'em... put up or shut up, basically.
Posted by: BluesFish at January 03, 2020 12:13 PM (WQZ1O)

He's got to set a deadline, as in if the articles of impeachment don't hit his desk the day of the SOTU address then he holds a vote preemptively.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 12:16 PM (RD7QR)

401 Go for it, Morons, she's legal now.
Under UN rules, maybe. And those are the only rules that count!

Have to go for the Otter Surprise."Just to see the look on her face."
Vinegar strokes? It is all vinegar.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 03, 2020 12:16 PM (oRpiG)

402 Perhaps it's time to assign a team of special prosecutors to investigate demorat politicians, it's clear they care more about Islamists' and foreigner's well being over Americas?

Posted by: Rose at January 03, 2020 12:17 PM (f/Wek)

403 Anyone ever think of making Tuna Fish with tartar sauce instead of mayo?

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 12:15 PM (ZGgVu)

hmmm...

Posted by: BignJames at January 03, 2020 12:17 PM (X/Pw5)

404 My queston is, what is California doing to increase its water supply?

They could discourage demand by no longer inviting unchecked illegal immigration and rampant homelessness.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha - I fuckin' kill me.

Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 03, 2020 12:17 PM (Zvj7s)

405 316
>>295

There is a 55 gallon per person per day water use limit that drops to 50 gallons in 2030

"It
puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose aga...wait. Didn't
it get the hose yesterday? Yeah? I thought so. Just be reasonable and
put the lotion in the basket, huh?"


Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 12:02 PM (yvnmY)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 12:17 PM (1CjJc)

406 ''People on twitter telling Ben Rhodes "I'm sorry for your loss."''

Twitter is mostly trash but occasionally there is a bright spot.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 12:17 PM (RueoN)

407 Mitch laying out his plans for trying the impeachment.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 03, 2020 12:17 PM (qyH+l)

408 I have a question: why was this clown "Iran's most revered military leader?" What did he ever do? The only war they've been in they fought to a no-decision with Saddam.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Yeah, pushing children with keys around their necks into minefields to clear them for soldiers. Gotta love those Iranians. Go Ayatollah!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 03, 2020 12:17 PM (vcOmj)

409 404
My queston is, what is California doing to increase its water supply?

They could discourage demand by no longer inviting unchecked illegal immigration and rampant homelessness.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha - I fuckin' kill me.


Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 03, 2020 12:17 PM (Zvj7s)

Your proposal is acceptable.

Posted by: California at January 03, 2020 12:17 PM (1CjJc)

410 369 People on twitter telling Ben Rhodes "I'm sorry for your loss."
Posted by: BourbonChicken



Heh! I think that Redsteeze (Stephen Miller) started that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 03, 2020 12:17 PM (vN4+Q)

411 Out of curiosity what are they going to do with all the salt they extract from the seawater?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 03, 2020 12:12 PM (kUmUV)


Back in the ocean, presumably.

Next up: liberals bleating about increasing salinity of the ocean, forgetting that the desalinated water ends up back in the ocean.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:18 PM (GArKj)

412 394 There is a 55 gallon per person per day water use limit that drops to 50 gallons in 2030

My queston is, what is California doing to increase its water supply? I mean, oh, I don't know, constructing new reservoirs to capture stream run off, or maybe looking into investing in some desalinization plants?
======
They are doing nothing about it. All the $$ is for welcoming Dreamers and hiring human pooper-scoopers and passing legislation on automobile and firearms ownership. See VDH for all the gory details.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2020 12:18 PM (W+kMI)

413 CHIHUAHUAS ARE NOT ILLEGAL

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 12:18 PM (v0R5T)

414 I am glad he is my child and not Greta. Is that mean to say?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 12:15 PM (WI7YS)

.....

If Greta were your child, she wouldn't be a brainwashed puppet of wackjob leftists.

She'd probably be a nice, respectful Christian young lady.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 03, 2020 12:18 PM (v8Vzu)

415 Meanwhile every evening or early morning you can see the green zones on the side of roads and freeways are being watered/over watered quite well and lots of runoff into the streets...

Posted by: Pliney at January 03, 2020 12:18 PM (nzKWW)

416 401
Go for it, Morons, she's legal now.
Under UN rules, maybe. And those are the only rules that count!

Have to go for the Otter Surprise."Just to see the look on her face."
Vinegar strokes? It is all vinegar.


Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 03, 2020 12:16 PM (oRpiG)
From "pouty face" to "ouchie face".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 12:18 PM (N39Ws)

417

People on twitter telling Ben Rhodes "I'm sorry for your loss."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 03, 2020 12:11 PM

This is becoming a standard response to the people who have the sadz about this guy.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 12:12 PM


twitter will be banning people for this by end of business today

"I'm sorry for your loss" will be the new "learn to code"

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2020 12:19 PM (hx3Q8)

418 Anyone ever think of making Tuna Fish with tartar sauce instead of mayo?

Don't do it.

Posted by: Charlie the Tuna at January 03, 2020 12:19 PM (EgshT)

419 259
246 Obama screwing up Libya?




Wasn't a screw up. It was the plan.




Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 11:50 AM (XzVUd)


Smash and grab.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 03, 2020 12:19 PM (YqED9)

420
Joan Collins and Joan Collins

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2020 12:19 PM (kw0bd)

421 There is a 55 gallon per person per day water use limit that drops to 50 gallons in 2030

My
queston is, what is California doing to increase its water supply? I
mean, oh, I don't know, constructing new reservoirs to capture stream
run off, or maybe looking into investing in some desalinization plants?



Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Austere Religious Scholar at January 03, 2020 12:15 PM

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California can't do anything in regards to new reservoirs. Their legislature has pretty much locked out any new water storage construction due to environmental "concerns".


They are stuck with what they have right now.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2020 12:19 PM (JUOKG)

422 FETUS ARE NOT HUMAN

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 12:19 PM (v0R5T)

423 I imagine a bunch of NeverTrumpers are having a bit of a short circuit today. They can't stand Trump but they always get such a hardon for military intervention.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 03, 2020 12:20 PM (CQ05Q)

424 Anyone ever think of making Tuna Fish with tartar sauce instead of mayo?
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 12:15 PM (ZGgVu)

Donk!

skritch, skritch, skritch

Donk!

skritch, skritch, skritch

Donk!

skritch, skritch, skritch

Donk!

Well, I give up. Seems you cannot, indeed, tuna fish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 12:20 PM (LxWV7)

425 My queston is, what is California doing to increase its water supply?

They could discourage demand by no longer inviting unchecked illegal immigration and rampant homelessness.


They'll require every illegal alien to carry a bucket of water in each hand as he crosses the border.

After all, they are called "wetbacks," right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:20 PM (GArKj)

426 Anyone ever think of making Tuna Fish with tartar sauce instead of mayo?
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 12:15 PM (ZGgVu)
+++++++++
Tartar sauce? As in the Tartars? As in the ethnic group who's largest population is in ... RUSSIA?

Freaking colluders, man. Colluders everywhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 12:20 PM (I2dne)

427 Were they able to salvage his ko-ran? Because it was the one he had all his notes in, right? Like 'what was he really saying here?' or 'seems harsh' or 'who's that tall girl in the back row?'

Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2020 12:20 PM (UUkQp)

428 THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 12:20 PM (v0R5T)

429 I'm sure Mp^4 will be along to give guidance on where i should scour the interwebs for more images of her...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 03, 2020 11:13 AM (8D42x)

www.doctormacro.com

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2020 11:20 AM (Ki5SV)

holy cripes, you're my hero. that's a lot of beautiful work there.

great collection.

is it your site? or just one you know?

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 03, 2020 12:20 PM (8D42x)

430 413 CHIHUAHUAS ARE NOT ILLEGAL
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 12:18 PM (v0R5T)

But they are delicious.

Posted by: Pit Bulls at January 03, 2020 12:20 PM (RD7QR)

431 Posted by: girl at January 03, 2020 11:59 AM (sI15f)

I understand your feelings. Outside of the U.S. (and the U.S. as you know has a number of very large conservative UM churches, one of which in Texas already split) the Methodist Churches growing quickly are ones outside of the U.S. and the Bishops of those areas have often been quite vocal about not being dictated by liberal white elitists. That's not the exact wording but pretty close.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 12:20 PM (WI7YS)

432 Any more dead terrorists?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:20 PM (0qiZ3)

433 THE RIGHT WING IS BECOMING SEVERELY DETACHED FROM REALITY, said the paid pundit who had gotten nothing right in 3 years (Jeffrey Toobin)

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 12:21 PM (Eicbe)

434 I watched War of the Worlds the other night. The Aliens had to be liberals. Who else could plan an invasion for a million years and never consider a problem with microbes?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 03, 2020 12:21 PM (hAdu/)

435 I was tempted to guess Gene Tierney, who starred with Dana Andrews in 'Laura'. The more pics of Oberon I clicked, the less I decided I was correct.

Posted by: Dagwood at January 03, 2020 12:21 PM (K3bk4)

436 374
369 People on twitter telling Ben Rhodes "I'm sorry for your loss."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 03, 2020 12:11 PM (/yny



This is becoming a standard response to the people who have the sadz about this guy.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 12:12 PM (9VeU0)


Their tales of outrage! over Orange Man Bad's actions is one of the greatest own goals of this year.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 12:21 PM (wDz+b)

437 My birfday has stolen my childhood.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at January 03, 2020 12:21 PM (EgshT)

438 Mmmm! Merle Oberon! Is that Fredric March?

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 03, 2020 12:21 PM (YffO4)

439 to claims this was "assassination" of a political leader, John Noonan tweeted


"Article 3 of the Geneva Convention provides no exception for those participating in military hostilities. Soleimani was a combatant who orchestrated attacks, and was a legitimate military target. Assassination is killing for political or religious -not military- purposes

Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 12:21 PM (Cus5s)

440 THE RIGHT WING IS BECOMING SEVERELY DETACHED FROM REALITY, said the paid pundit who had gotten nothing right in 3 years (Jeffrey Toobin)
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 12:21 PM (Eicbe)
+++++++++++++++
Thanks for specifying. I was at a loss trying to start to guessing. There is a wide pallet from which to choose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 12:21 PM (I2dne)

441 twitter will be banning people for this by end of business today

"I'm sorry for your loss" will be the new "learn to code"
Posted by: AltonJackson

Yeah, you got that right.

And we missed you the other weekend at the New Hudson range. A lot of shootin' going on.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 03, 2020 12:22 PM (vcOmj)

442 And for the most part, the largest churches in the U.S. are more conservative. This includes ethnic churches including Korean ones which are not on board with gay marriage.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 12:22 PM (WI7YS)

443 418 Anyone ever think of making Tuna Fish with tartar sauce instead of mayo?

Don't do it.
Posted by: Charlie the Tuna at January 03, 2020 12:19 PM (EgshT)

Tartar sauce is just mayo and pickle relish. Goes well with tuna.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 03, 2020 12:22 PM (QE8X6)

444 My birfday has stolen my childhood.
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at January 03, 2020 12:21 PM (EgshT)


Get together with Taylor Swift - write a song about it.

Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 03, 2020 12:23 PM (Zvj7s)

445 >>425
My queston is, what is California doing to increase its water supply?

Stillsuits.

Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 12:23 PM (yvnmY)

446 Jeffrey Toobin

*sigh*

In party of demented and sad losers, he's a standout.

Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2020 12:23 PM (DB0mM)

447 One of my favorite nics was the variations on "Hate has no home here but he is helping a little with the rent"

I miss you, man.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2020 12:23 PM (1glZx)

448 My queston is, what is California doing to increase its water supply? I mean, oh, I don't know, constructing new reservoirs to capture stream run off, or maybe looking into investing in some desalinization plants?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Austere Religious Scholar at January 03, 2020 12:15 PM


Assume rage-stroke positions.

California tells us that 80% of the water goes to agriculture, and 20% to residences.

That's a lie. That's how much goes AFTER 50% comes right off the top for the effing delta smelt, a three-inch long baitfish.

So the true breakdown is: 50% for the guppies, 40% for agriculture, 10% for residences.

And the 10% decrease they demanded for residences? Amounts to 1% - one fucking percent of the total water. But it's a crisis, doncha know?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:23 PM (GArKj)

449 I actually get a big laugh out of every idiotic thing California does. Destroy your own state! Please!!! I think of things we could do to punish California, but none of them are as destructive as the things that Gavin Newsome is doing all on his own.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)

450 Any more dead terrorists?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:20 PM (0qiZ3)

Welll still some day light in the Middle East. Check back with me in a few hours

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 12:23 PM (cEsBM)

451 California is limiting residential water usage to make sure the corporate farms have plenty.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 12:24 PM (oVJmc)

452 to claims this was "assassination" of a political leader, John Noonan tweeted


"Article
3 of the Geneva Convention provides no exception for those
participating in military hostilities. Soleimani was a combatant who
orchestrated attacks, and was a legitimate military target.
Assassination is killing for political or religious -not military-
purposes


Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 12:21 PM

---

Plus he was in uniform in a foreign Country which he had been banned from traveling to.


There is no way he was not actively plotting to take over the Iraqi Government and destroy the US embassy. And I am fairly certain some loyal Iraqi's ratted him out to US forces.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2020 12:24 PM (JUOKG)

453 Are the Democrats and their media enablers still committing political seppuku over these deaths?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:24 PM (0qiZ3)

454 417

People on twitter telling Ben Rhodes "I'm sorry for your loss."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 03, 2020 12:11 PM

This is becoming a standard response to the people who have the sadz about this guy.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 12:12 PM

twitter will be banning people for this by end of business today

"I'm sorry for your loss" will be the new "learn to code"
Posted by: AltonJackson



Thoughts and prayers, Ben. Thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 03, 2020 12:24 PM (vN4+Q)

455 Who took over for Robert Osborne introducing films after he died? I hope it wasn't that Young Turks schmuck Ben Mankiewicz.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 11:23 AM (pNxlR)
--------------

That's the least of the problems with TCM. They've recently become "woke" when it comes to actors who, back in the day, performed in blackface.

Describing the script TCM uses for decrying blackface as "vacuous tripe" is to demean the term "vacuous tripe."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 03, 2020 12:25 PM (oBfF8)

456 What did Slow Joe post on twitter, that he later removed?

Posted by: Chris M at January 03, 2020 12:25 PM (eAZVt)

457 Looks like I forgot to change my socks this morning.

Posted by: Caliban at January 03, 2020 12:25 PM (QE8X6)

458
Iran will have to retaliate regionally.

So Israel, SA, perhaps other regional allies will feel it.

Beyond that, terrorist sleepers in Europe.

Possibly they make a move on USA with terror cells.

Maybe take a shot a POTUS and provide cover for the deep states attempt at POTUS.

Now they are limited in what they can accomplish. They were hoping to take over Iraq politically without firing a shot - and got pretty damn close.

When they least expected it, they got Trumped instead.
Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2020 12:13 PM (wXzHf)








As horrible as the Iranian retaliation COULD be, the simple, brutal fact remains that in a tit-for-tat, they're going to run out of revered military leaders before we even get CLOSE to running out of innocent victims of state-sponsored terrorism.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2020 12:25 PM (kw0bd)

459 ''I imagine a bunch of NeverTrumpers are having a bit of a short circuit today. They can't stand Trump but they always get such a hardon for military intervention.''

A real conundrum for them but I have confidence they'll find a way to praise the act while condemning the president.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 12:25 PM (RueoN)

460 And for the most part, the largest churches in the U.S. are more conservative. This includes ethnic churches including Korean ones which are not on board with gay marriage.
=====
But but but, what about my love?!??!

Is it not as worthy as your love!!!!

Posted by: Kurt E. Tentacle enthusiast at January 03, 2020 12:25 PM (wXzHf)

461 SILENCE!

I kill you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 12:25 PM (d7Ww2)

462 Trump prank calls Iran's leader:

Is Mrs Crystal pointing a gun that looks like a dildo that's ribbed for your pleasure, at you?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 03, 2020 12:25 PM (kfm/V)

463 "YOU TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE ALL SUBHUMAN MORONS, NOW VOTE FOR ME INSTEAD!" shrieked several Democratic presidential candidates.
........

For how much a month?

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 12:26 PM (v0R5T)

464 And the 10% decrease they demanded for residences? Amounts to 1% - one fucking percent of the total water. But it's a crisis, doncha know?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:23 PM (GArKj)


Come on Jay - you know the deal.

The 1% doesn't matter - but getting the residents of California to obey the 1% matters quite a bit. Because then they'll obey the next dictate. And so on and so forth.

The only thing about this ban that worries me is that more people will leave California - and vote for the same stupid shit wherever they land. Frankly - I'm for states having at least a residency requirement to vote in State Elections. It would somewhat help slow down the migration of retard.

Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 03, 2020 12:26 PM (Zvj7s)

465 461
SILENCE!



I kill you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 12:25 PM (d7Ww2)
Funny since both Achmed and Solieman both now have a hand up their arse.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 12:27 PM (N39Ws)

466 Plus he was in uniform in a foreign Country which he had been banned from traveling to.


There is no way he was not actively plotting to take over the Iraqi Government and destroy the US embassy. And I am fairly certain some loyal Iraqi's ratted him out to US forces.
Posted by: Mr. Scott


Clearly, he was killed in action in a "combat zone". He chose to be there, and was part of a war-waging effort by Iran to take over Iraq. A lot of Iraqis (including Shias) are not happy about what Iran has been doing. Barry Obama encouraged them to invite them in to fight ISIS when his incompetence allowed them to grow unchecked.

The JV, I think he called them.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 03, 2020 12:27 PM (vcOmj)

467 451 California is limiting residential water usage to make sure the corporate farms guppies have plenty.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 12:24 PM (oVJmc)

Agriculture in the Central Valley has been kicked in the nuts. The last thing Gruesome would do is help ANY corporation, but most especially an agricultural one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:27 PM (GArKj)

468 Boom. Deliver the articles or GFYS.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 03, 2020 12:27 PM (WQZ1O)

469 Ben Rhodes was the Obama lackey who did the PR for Obama delivering $170 billion to Iran tweeted, "Agree -- no question that Soleimani has a lot of blood on his hands. But this is a really frightening moment. Iran will respond and likely in various places. Thinking of all US personnel in the region right now."

Spoken like a true "boot licker"

Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2020 12:27 PM (3aI0K)

470 California is limiting residential water usage to make sure the corporate farms have plenty.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 12:24 PM (oVJmc)
--------------

As Miss Coulter once pointed out, paraphrasing, when one has a 30 day supply of food, it is not possible to conserve your way into more food. At some point one must find new supplies.

However, the CA government obviously thinks it's possible, through the alchemy of writing the right legislation.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 03, 2020 12:27 PM (oBfF8)

471 Plus he was in uniform in a foreign Country which he had been banned from traveling to.


There is no way he was not actively plotting to take over the Iraqi Government and destroy the US embassy. And I am fairly certain some loyal Iraqi's ratted him out to US forces.
Posted by: Mr. Scott


Clearly, he was killed in action in a "combat zone". He chose to be there, and was part of a war-waging effort by Iran to take over Iraq. A lot of Iraqis (including Shias) are not happy about what Iran has been doing. Barry Obama encouraged them to invite them in to fight ISIS when his incompetence allowed them to grow unchecked.

law? What law? I give a rat's ass about a bullshit law. Hey people, it's kill or be killed and I aim to be on the side of staying alive. But hey that's just me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 12:28 PM (cEsBM)

472 I used to wag the dog. Over a nice, hot barbecue.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at January 03, 2020 12:28 PM (EgshT)

473 The only JV in the Middle East was Gaylord and his team who sought every opportunity to reduce US prestige and influence on the global stage.

*pauses*

The first JV was Jimmy Carter and his mishandling of the Iran hostage situation which was 40 years ago.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:28 PM (0qiZ3)

474 468 Boom. Deliver the articles or GFYS.
Posted by: BluesFish at January 03, 2020 12:27 PM (WQZ1O)

Did the Turtle say that?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 03, 2020 12:29 PM (RD7QR)

475 My queston is, what is California doing to increase its water supply?
.........

Recycled hobo urine?

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 12:29 PM (v0R5T)

476 Come on Jay - you know the deal.

The 1% doesn't matter - but getting the residents of California to obey the 1% matters quite a bit. Because then they'll obey the next dictate. And so on and so forth.

The only thing about this ban that worries me is that more people will leave California - and vote for the same stupid shit wherever they land. Frankly - I'm for states having at least a residency requirement to vote in State Elections. It would somewhat help slow down the migration of retard.

Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 03, 2020 12:26 PM (Zvj7s)


You're right, of course. California Democrats don't need Viagra; they get a chubby just by banning or mandating something.

And I worry about liberals here going elsewhere and screwing it up. I've heard liberals talk about leaving, and I have no doubt whatsoever that they'd vote for the same idiocy wherever they went.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:29 PM (GArKj)

477 I won't be able to formulate any sort of opinion about the death of this quds forces commander until I hear from the two experts, - Tom Nichols and Max Boot.

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2020 12:29 PM (2Mnv1)

478
That's a lie. That's how much goes AFTER 50% comes right off the top for the effing delta smelt, a three-inch long baitfish.

So the true breakdown is: 50% for the guppies, 40% for agriculture, 10% for residences.

And the 10% decrease they demanded for residences? Amounts to 1% - one fucking percent of the total water. But it's a crisis, doncha know?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:23 PM (GArKj)







And the 50% for guppies is STILL a lie. All that water for the baitfish is conveniently available for use in Frisco after the fish are done fucking in it.

If the snail darter's habitat was also the watershed for Fresno, does anyone really think that the CA legislature would give a shit about the fish?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2020 12:29 PM (kw0bd)

479 445 >>425
My queston is, what is California doing to increase its water supply?

Stillsuits.
---
This
*applauds*

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2020 12:29 PM (W+kMI)

480 Agriculture in the Central Valley has been kicked in the nuts. The last thing Gruesome would do is help ANY corporation, but most especially an agricultural one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:27 PM (GArKj)
--------------

Newsom is killing the two things the Central Valley depends on for jobs: Agriculture and the Oil fields.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 03, 2020 12:29 PM (oBfF8)

481 471
law? What law? I give a rat's ass about a bullshit
law. Hey people, it's kill or be killed and I aim to be on the side of
staying alive. But hey that's just me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 12:28 PM (cEsBM)

Aren't they of the religion that the ideal outcome is to martyr yourself? They should be grateful, we helped him out.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 12:30 PM (N39Ws)

482 The first JV was Jimmy Carter and his mishandling of the Iran hostage situation which was 40 years ago.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:28 PM (0qiZ3)

which is why we are in the spot we are today...But Thank G-D he didn't give away the Panama Canal ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 12:30 PM (cEsBM)

483 There is no way he was not actively plotting to take over the Iraqi Government and destroy the US embassy. And I am fairly certain some loyal Iraqi's ratted him out to US forces.
Posted by: Mr. Scott

I agree completely, and Iran has to be freaking out about their operational security today. It's long been believed that both the Isreali's and the Sunni forces have some native middle eastern agents who have been able to pose as Loyal Shia and who have managed to rise quite high in the Militia's ranks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)

484 Marie and Donnie Osmond

Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2020 12:30 PM (EOjiY)

485 Aren't they of the religion that the ideal outcome is to martyr yourself? They should be grateful, we helped him out.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 12:30 PM (N39Ws)

damn right. See that is logic to me. Thanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 12:31 PM (cEsBM)

486 ''But this is a really frightening moment. Iran will respond and likely in various places. Thinking of all US personnel in the region right now." ''

Will they? We'll see. If they do I'm confident PDT is well prepared to respond.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 12:31 PM (RueoN)

487 And I have a prayer request for my son. He is quite bright but, as many of you know he has some mental health issues. He is doing o.k. right now, thanks be to God-and the way God's healng works through medications, but he needs to come out of himself, talk to people more and try to make friends. If he could have a nice girlfriend too that would be good-just not Greta Thunberg, but since he's not an eco warrior and has never been around the world on a yacht he probably wouldn't meet her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 12:31 PM (WI7YS)

488
Listen to all these Democrats publicly oppose and criticize the president.

When a Democrat is in office, the Republican Cucks wouldn't dare speak negatively on the Democrat president's foreign policy, especially when it concerned our enemies.

Cucks were trained to keep their mouths shut and let "only one voice" speak for American foreign policy.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 12:31 PM (ZGgVu)

489 Trump prank calls Iran's leader:

Is that towel on your head too tight or did you not get enough oxygen at birth??

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 12:31 PM (v0R5T)

490 467 451 California is limiting residential water usage to make sure the corporate farms guppies have plenty.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 12:24 PM (oVJmc)

Agriculture in the Central Valley has been kicked in the nuts. The last thing Gruesome would do is help ANY corporation, but most especially an agricultural one.
====
Y'know, in the past decade the amount of California-based produce has declined, and the amount of produce from Latin America has increased. I detect some cause and effect here...

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2020 12:31 PM (W+kMI)

491 Show of hands?
Who all would like to do an open thread about
"If Greta were Fenelon Spoke's daughter instead of Nobel Prize winner."

I can about see her in the Heidi snow-globe. Pigtails and all.

In addition to "behavioral issues," she would sure as heck look better.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 03, 2020 12:31 PM (oRpiG)

492 And I worry about liberals here going elsewhere and screwing it up. I've heard liberals talk about leaving, and I have no doubt whatsoever that they'd vote for the same idiocy wherever they went.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:29 PM (GArKj)
++++++++
Come to the Colorado Front Range, Jay. It's on full, splendid display. Twenty years ago, this was a pretty conservative state. A decade ago, it was so-called "purple." Now, the communists are fully in charge. They have only one major obstacle left, and it's constitutional instead of legislative. Once they clear it out of the way (the TABOR amendment), CO will be a failed state within 5 more years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 12:31 PM (I2dne)

493 If Nancy does finally deliver the articles of impeachment now after her shreiking about unilateral and disproportiante...

I hope Tulsi and others stick the shiv in.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:31 PM (0qiZ3)

494 Harf wit on Fox. She is wearing black? mourning?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 12:31 PM (cEsBM)

495 And the 50% for guppies is STILL a lie. All that water for the baitfish is conveniently available for use in Frisco after the fish are done fucking in it.

If the snail darter's habitat was also the watershed for Fresno, does anyone really think that the CA legislature would give a shit about the fish?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2020 12:29 PM (kw0bd)
------------

Did you know a water company had to raise its rates in LA because people conserved to the point the company was losing money?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 03, 2020 12:31 PM (oBfF8)

496 My queston is, what is California doing to increase its water supply?

1. Harness the sweet, sweet tears of liberal outrage2. Trump 20203. Deluge!

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State: Hostis Humani Generis
at January 03, 2020 12:31 PM (Rvlwi)

497 Trump's tweet when Iran's new rocket blew up on the pad was hysterical.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 03, 2020 12:32 PM (/yny8)

498 437 My birfday has stolen my childhood.
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at January 03, 2020 12:21 PM (EgshT)


Who/what stole your training bra?

I know, trick question. You've never had a training bra.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:32 PM (GArKj)

499 I should be more surprised that people aren't reminding us that Jerusalem was also supposed to be a massive disaster, when in reality it was well-received by US-aligned states in the region.

Donald Trump has an uncanny eye for knowing when idiots are much weaker than their public rhetoric suggests. I think other countries are going to be very wary of issuing apocalyptic threats they can't actually back up.

Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 12:32 PM (uzXua)

500 This has been going around on the Twatter:

NYTimes published an article on the morning of Jan 2.
nytimes.com/2020/01/02/opinion/hypersonic-missiles.html

"Hypersonic Missiles Are a Game Changer"

In the article:

"Moreover, hypersonics are a weaponized moral hazard for states with a taste for intervention, because they erase barriers to picking fights. Is an adversary building something that might be a weapons factory? Is there an individual in an unfriendly country who cannot be apprehended? What if the former commander of Iran's Revolutionary Guards, Qassim Suleimani, visits Baghdad for a meeting and you know the address? The temptations to use hypersonic missiles will be many."

!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2020 12:32 PM (LZ8xH)

501 I can't find the actual text of the new CA water law anywhere. It isn't on their State waterboard website unless I am missing it in the fine print.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2020 12:32 PM (JUOKG)

502 461 SILENCE!

I kill you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 12:25 PM (d7Ww2)

Kinda intense for a Friday, don't you think?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 12:33 PM (NWiLs)

503 468 Boom. Deliver the articles or GFYS.
Posted by: BluesFish at January 03, 2020 12:27 PM (WQZ1O)

Did the Turtle say that?
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 03, 2020 12:29 PM (RD7QR)
----
well, my somewhat intemperate paraphrase.

Mconnels words to the effect 'until the articles of impeachment are delivered we will be content to continue to conduct the other business of the senate'.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 03, 2020 12:33 PM (WQZ1O)

504 Newsom is killing the two things the Central Valley depends on for jobs: Agriculture and the Oil fields.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 03, 2020 12:29 PM (oBfF
+++++++++++++
Those things are bad. Silicon Valley technocrats and Hollywood culture warriors are good. Those guys in agriculture, oil and medium/heavy industry are the scum of the earth and deserve what they get for their refusal to adapt and get with the program in New California.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 12:33 PM (I2dne)

505 Iran will have to retaliate regionally.

So Israel, SA, perhaps other regional allies will feel it.

Beyond that, terrorist sleepers in Europe.

Possibly they make a move on USA with terror cells.

Maybe take a shot a POTUS and provide cover for the deep states attempt at POTUS.

Now they are limited in what they can accomplish. They were hoping to take over Iraq politically without firing a shot - and got pretty damn close.

When they least expected it, they got Trumped instead.
Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2020 12:13 PM

This is a very good time to stay alert while out doing the things we Americans call living.
Depending on what book you read, there are between 300,000 to 500,000 people of Iranian birth in America.
If 10% of them hate America, 50,000, they are a worry.
If 10% of those really hate America, 5,000, that's a big worry.
And if just 10% of those assholes, really, REALLY hate America, they are the threat. That's 500 potential shooters.
Stay alert and keep heads on a swivel.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2020 12:33 PM (axyOa)

506 Who all would like to do an open thread about
"If Greta were Fenelon Spoke's daughter instead of Nobel Prize winner."

I can about see her in the Heidi snow-globe. Pigtails and all.

In addition to "behavioral issues," she would sure as heck look better.


Posted by: Way, Way Downriver


Do any pictures exist of her...smiling?

I'm dead serious. I can't think of a one. That's a bad sign.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State: Hostis Humani Generis
at January 03, 2020 12:33 PM (Rvlwi)

507

Noood


Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 12:33 PM (ZGgVu)

508 And the 50% for guppies is STILL a lie. All that water for the baitfish is conveniently available for use in Frisco after the fish are done fucking in it.

If the snail darter's habitat was also the watershed for Fresno, does anyone really think that the CA legislature would give a shit about the fish?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2020 12:29 PM (kw0bd)


Maybe the fish are gay.

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:33 PM (GArKj)

509 fuckie chuckie bitching that he was not told about the BBQ in Iraq last night.

Go fuck yourself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 12:34 PM (cEsBM)

510 Remember 7 got killed in this strike.

Tehran is still probably going through their Friends and Family list for Iraq trying to figure out who in the chain of command is still alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:34 PM (0qiZ3)

511 Do any pictures exist of her...smiling?

I'm dead serious. I can't think of a one. That's a bad sign.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State: Hostis Humani Generis
at January 03, 2020 12:33 PM (Rvlwi)


There are a few, but maybe she was just having a gas pain.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:34 PM (GArKj)

512 And if just 10% of those assholes, really, REALLY hate America, they are the threat. That's 500 potential shooters.

Stay alert and keep heads on a swivel.



Posted by: Diogenes


Does Iran actually have nukes?

This is the only thing that worries me. We may be about to find out.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State: Hostis Humani Generis
at January 03, 2020 12:34 PM (Rvlwi)

513 And they called it puppy love.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at January 03, 2020 12:35 PM (EgshT)

514 In the article:



"Moreover, hypersonics are a weaponized moral hazard for states with
a taste for intervention, because they erase barriers to picking
fights. Is an adversary building something that might be a weapons
factory? Is there an individual in an unfriendly country who cannot be
apprehended? What if the former commander of Iran's Revolutionary
Guards, Qassim Suleimani, visits Baghdad for a meeting and you know the
address? The temptations to use hypersonic missiles will be many."



!!!


Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2020 12:32 PM

---

Seems someone either had some insider knowledge or a time machine.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2020 12:35 PM (JUOKG)

515 Harf wit on Fox. She is wearing black? mourning?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 12:31 PM (cEsBM)
.........

Black is slimming for her expanding ass.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 12:35 PM (v0R5T)

516 fuckie chuckie bitching that he was not told about the BBQ in Iraq last night. Go fuck yourself
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 12:34 PM (cEsBM)


I'd really like Trump to just come out and say it - "No way I'd tell you because you'd tell our enemies".

Not in a tweet either. On live TV.

Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 03, 2020 12:35 PM (Zvj7s)

517 I can't find the actual text of the new CA water law anywhere. It isn't on their State waterboard website unless I am missing it in the fine print.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2020 12:32 PM (JUOKG)

--------------

It involves a lot of handwaving by the people who wrote it.

Basically, if a water district goes over whatever pre-determined amount the government deems is acceptable, the government will levy fines against the water company.

But, according to the dipsh*t legislator who wrote the bill, "The fines won't be levied against individual homeowners."

Yeah, she's a real tool.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 03, 2020 12:35 PM (oBfF8)

518 NYTimes published an article on the morning of Jan 2.
nytimes.com/2020/01/02/opinion/hypersonic-missiles.html

"Hypersonic Missiles Are a Game Changer"

In the article:

"Moreover, hypersonics are a weaponized moral hazard for states with a taste for intervention, because they erase barriers to picking fights. Is an adversary building something that might be a weapons factory? Is there an individual in an unfriendly country who cannot be apprehended? What if the former commander of Iran's Revolutionary Guards, Qassim Suleimani, visits Baghdad for a meeting and you know the address? The temptations to use hypersonic missiles will be many."


Lessee, the NYT is still on 42nd Street, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:36 PM (GArKj)

519 433 THE RIGHT WING IS BECOMING SEVERELY DETACHED FROM REALITY, said the paid pundit who had gotten nothing right in 3 years (Jeffrey Toobin)
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 12:21 PM (Eicbe)


Good one!

Also, I had forgotten about complaints about how "extremists" the GOP has supposedly become from Democrats who are pretty much open commies.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 03, 2020 12:37 PM (jAw8q)

520 441 twitter will be banning people for this by end of business today

"I'm sorry for your loss" will be the new "learn to code"
Posted by: AltonJackson

Yeah, you got that right.

And we missed you the other weekend at the New Hudson range. A lot of shootin' going on.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 03, 2020 12:22 PM (vcOmj)

------------------------------
My local "News" site banned "learn to code". I do that for a living. I consider them banning it as a personal insult as they feel it's an occupation for morons. I beg to differ with those ass clowns.

If I see something on this and they've gone dark so far, I'll use that. I bet it will be "Comment Deleted". I will take it as a badge of honor.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 03, 2020 12:37 PM (VYwSh)

521 25
14
Dana Andrews

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 11:12 AM (pNxlR)

Right.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Austere Religious Scholar
Yeah, I heard he said Prunes gave him the runes, and passing them used lots of skills.

Posted by: Big Red Lips at January 03, 2020 12:38 PM (/Fmtj)

522 I'd really like Trump to just come out and say it - "No way I'd tell you because you'd tell our enemies".

Not in a tweet either. On live TV.

Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 03, 2020 12:35 PM (Zvj7s)


You know what would really be fun? If Trump tells Schumer about a planned airstrike, and then doesn't do it. Watch the ragheads frantically scramble for cover after Schumer warns them, and keep doing that over and over until they're nervous wrecks and people laugh when Schumer says there's going to be another airstrike.

Then, of course, actually conduct one once the ragheads' response is fatigued.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 12:38 PM (GArKj)

523 Splitters!!

Posted by: The United Peoples' Methodist Front at January 03, 2020 12:39 PM (Eicbe)

524 Does Iran actually have nukes?
This is the only thing that worries me. We may be about to find out.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State: Hostis Humani Generis
at January 03, 2020 12:34 PM (Rvlwi)


I don't think so. If Iran were close to developing nukes, we'd see Israel airstrikes.

And the Saudis looking the other way.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 03, 2020 12:39 PM (jAw8q)

525 The Times was trying to warn the guy, but they forgot no one reads the Times anymore.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 03, 2020 12:40 PM (PQRcz)

526 Presnedint Trump is a dishonest firestarter.

RESIST WE MUCH!

BUY MY "HONKERS OF HYMIETOWN" 2020 CALENDAR!!

Posted by: Al Sharptato at January 03, 2020 12:40 PM (93LBK)

527 346 I've kind of got an issue with our ally Iraq that couldn't keep enemy militias out of the Green Zone.

And I find it odd that we need to hellfire an enemy general at the main international airport of our ally Iraq.

I have so many questions.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 03, 2020 12:07 PM (wzVKm)

hmm
2 wks

Posted by: m at January 03, 2020 12:42 PM (M5wRT)

528 According to golflink.com there are 1,126 private and public golf courses in California. I'll bet they use more than 55 gallons a day.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 12:43 PM (m45I2)

529 If Trump tells Schumer about a planned airstrike, and then doesn't do it.


**********

*announcer voiceover voice*

See Chuck Schumer in The Chicken Little Gambit coming soon to a theater near you.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 12:46 PM (m45I2)

530 520 441 twitter will be banning people for this by end of business today

"I'm sorry for your loss" will be the new "learn to code"
Posted by: AltonJackson

Yeah, you got that right.

And we missed you the other weekend at the New Hudson range. A lot of shootin' going on.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 03, 2020 12:22 PM (vcOmj)

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My local "News" site banned "learn to code". I do that for a living. I consider them banning it as a personal insult as they feel it's an occupation for morons. I beg to differ with those ass clowns.

If I see something on this and they've gone dark so far, I'll use that. I bet it will be "Comment Deleted". I will take it as a badge of honor.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 03, 2020 12:37 PM (VYwSh)
----
well they did and I did. We will see.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 03, 2020 12:49 PM (VYwSh)

531 392 Anyone ever think of making Tuna Fish with tartar sauce instead of mayo?
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 12:15 PM (ZGgVu)

That sounds really good.

Posted by: m at January 03, 2020 12:51 PM (M5wRT)

532 Should make 01/03 National Quds'hog Day

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:53 PM (0qiZ3)

533 Happy Birthday Fen's son !

Posted by: JT at January 03, 2020 12:54 PM (arJlL)

534 Iran got caught pulling their QUD where they dint belong

Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 03, 2020 01:28 PM (aR6C/)

535 By the way the man who killed the terrorist in the Texas Church is running for office. His slogan - given before the shooting was: "Make sure your votes are on target."

Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (ba1uq)

536 Saw an ad on Youtube for a school, that said "Learn to code", and no, I'm not making that up.

Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2020 01:58 PM (ba1uq)

537 Merle Oberon and...Joseph Cotton? Now to check for answers.

Posted by: Goodwife Cleo at January 03, 2020 04:57 PM (c4vBB)

538 Climate Hypocrite and Hollywood Airhead Leonardo DiCaprio said that if you reject Global Warming/Climate Change your rejecting the truth and coming from someone who's entire career s playing big game of Lets Pretend for Money Phooie on Hollywood and its Hypocrites

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 03, 2020 07:00 PM (wGqjj)

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two weeks ago, wisdomspiritualtemple@gmail.com I cannot say everything he has done for me my wife
left me 3 years ago left with my kids I was going through online
when I meant this wonderful man's testimony online I decided to
give it a try and my wife is back to me now and we ar1e happily
married again cause is too much to put in writing all I can say is
thank you very much am very happy .and does alot of spell
including Love Spell
Death Spell
Money Spell
Power Spell
Success Spell
Sickness Spell
Pregnancy Spell
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address wisdomspiritualtemple@gmail.com he is a good man
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Posted by: micheal pan at January 04, 2020 04:36 AM (oPmXP)

540 #1 Merle Oberon from the "Scarlet Pimpernel"

Posted by: Scott Geller at January 05, 2020 05:07 AM (bZRB8)

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