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Alert the Twitter Invalids & Girlyboy Slapdicks: Trump Said Something For Them to Seethe About!!!

Gee, I wonder what the Clownshow Nonsense Network will spazz out about for the next 48-72 hours.


President Trump, in a blistering, no-holds-barred six-page letter Tuesday to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., lambasted the Democrats' impeachment inquiry as an "open war on American Democracy," writing that she has violated her oath of office and "cheapened the importance of the very ugly word, impeachment!"

"Everyone, you included, knows what is really happening," Trump said, just a day before House Democrats were expected to vote to impeach him. "Your chosen candidate lost the election in 2016, in an Electoral College landslide (306-227), and you and your party have never recovered from this defeat. So you have spent three straight years attempting to overturn the will of the American people and nullify their votes. You view democracy as your enemy!"

He went on: "You are the ones interfering in America's elections. You are the ones subverting America's Democracy. You are the ones Obstructing Justice. You are the ones bringing pain and suffering to our Republic for your own selfish personal, political, and partisan gain."


...

Trump specifically hammered Pelosi for daring "to invoke the Founding Fathers in pursuit of this election-nullification scheme," and "even worse," for "offending Americans of faith by continually saying 'I pray for the President,' when you know this statement is not true, unless it is meant in a negative sense."

"It is a terrible thing you are doing," Trump added, "but you will have to live with it, not I!"

The president argued that Democrats were trying to distract Americans from the strong economy and historically low unemployment numbers, and pointed out that Democrats have openly called for impeachment since the day he took office. Democrats' persistent but unsubstantiated allegations that the Trump campaign had conspired with Russians to influence the 2016 election, the president pointed out, ultimately "dissolved into dust," but not before the nation had to endure years of "turmoil and torment."

Decrepit Madwoman Nancy Pelosi called the letter "really sick."

Full letter at the link.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:50 PM




Comments

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1 I'll box yer grey ears ace....

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2019 07:52 PM (cF8AT)

2 So delicious.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 17, 2019 07:52 PM (b6kHD)

3 EM PEACH MINT FIDDY FI!!

Posted by: Max Power at December 17, 2019 07:54 PM (q177U)

4 You know she knows what an absolute debacle the so-called impeachment is but there's no going back now. She may call the letter 'sick' but the American people knows who's sick and it's not President Trump.

Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2019 07:54 PM (RueoN)

5 The Four Score and Seven CNN viewers are going to get downright pissed off over this letter.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at December 17, 2019 07:54 PM (lMn1U)

6 It's almost like he did this on purpose

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 07:55 PM (lUkmJ)

7 Why not just write, 'Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Nancy!'

Could have saved some paper.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2019 07:55 PM (93FI+)

8 It needed to be said. The media claims Trump is crass. So what? I'm tired of losing with grace and dignity.

Posted by: RS at December 17, 2019 07:55 PM (CNQqJ)

9 We were just talking about this, Boss, outside of the gray boxes.

Trump took a blowtorch to her, and in the most "perfect" way!

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 07:56 PM (QrTqV)

10 Is it gray or grey?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2019 07:56 PM (93FI+)

11 Willowed:

I've ordered the plans for the carriage.

But I'll have to get Rancher Bob's permission to set up an emplacement and suitable downrange safety measures before I commit more than the few dollars for the plans.

Said plans include specs as to the carriage for either a) 1 inch bore, b) "golf ball" size bore, or c) "beer can" size bore.

The cast iron barrels for each vary greatly in price, as you might imagine.

And it's gonna take a whole lotta backstop to make-safe a concrete-filled beer can projectile.

Decisions, decisions.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 17, 2019 07:47 PM (QzJWU)

Well if you need any assistance or could use a few bucks thrown in to help, I'd be happy to.

*adds new line item to 2020 budget*

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 07:56 PM (h4pf3)

12 I'm kind of disappointed that the letter didn't mention Pelosi's teeth.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 17, 2019 07:56 PM (xPl2J)

13 This pleases me. Thank God for Trump!

Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2019 07:56 PM (6XZdO)

14 Guest post by boxxy!

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 17, 2019 07:56 PM (w+Ped)

15 Is it gray or grey?

Both.

Not sure!

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 07:57 PM (M0u+N)

16 Grey.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 17, 2019 07:57 PM (b6kHD)

17 We find that headline of yours rambling, Ace.

-- NBC

Posted by: ShainS at December 17, 2019 07:57 PM (WqPYg)

18 Can we keep this format ace? I kinda like it

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 07:57 PM (lUkmJ)

19 Good Catholic Nancy should've aborted this baby when she had the chance.

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at December 17, 2019 07:57 PM (dSvao)

20 As Trump would say, the letter was beautiful, even perfect.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 17, 2019 07:57 PM (Y4WlI)

21 They do EVERY filthy thing they can to him. Then when they get any reaction, start screaming and crying.

THEY are the uncouth, vulgar, insulting, lazy, whoremongering, corrupt, con artists who literally committed treason, espionage, and lied millions of times.

Posted by: dagny at December 17, 2019 07:57 PM (nRWPy)

22 18 Can we keep this format ace? I kinda like it
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 07:57 PM (lUkmJ)

Easier on the eyes.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 17, 2019 07:57 PM (w+Ped)

23 @parscale

House Dems sitting in @realDonaldTrump won districts know a vote for impeachment is a vote to lose their seats in 2020.

Internal polling shows voters in those districts OPPOSE impeachment by 10 points

https://tinyurl.com/wjuuktm

Oh man...click the link to the internal polls. Hoooo boy!

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2019 07:57 PM (cF8AT)

24 "Dear Madame Speaker:

"I . . . pursued . . . an unprecedented and unconstitutional abuse of power . . . unequaled in nearly two and a half centuries of American . . . history."

That letter???

Posted by: WaterCow at December 17, 2019 07:57 PM (ScWBu)

25 Every so often there is a document that comes up that will transcend the ages. The Gettysburg address is one.
President Trump's letter is such a document.
This is a historic moment.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2019 07:58 PM (+dh7Q)

26 You are the ones interfering in America's elections.

This is a key line. The end-around he's taking past the media is important.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 07:58 PM (QrTqV)

27 I found the lack of "toothless whore" a disappointment.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2019 07:58 PM (yQpMk)

28 Can we keep this format ace? I kinda like it

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 07:57 PM (lUkmJ)

So do I, actually. It's easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 17, 2019 07:58 PM (xPl2J)

29 I love this president!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 17, 2019 07:58 PM (dUJdY)

30 8 It needed to be said. The media claims Trump is crass. So what? I'm tired of losing with grace and dignity.
Posted by: RS at December 17, 2019 07:55 PM (CNQqJ)

My mother: "he's kinda arrogant and a loudmouth."

Me: that's why I love him. He fights."

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 07:58 PM (h4pf3)

31 Decrepit Madwoman Nancy Pelosi called the letter "really sick."

But murdering babies in the womb, or immediately after birth, isn't sick at all, is it Nancy?

I'm not a Catholic, but what in the holy hell does it take for this creature to be excommunicated from the Catholic Church?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 07:58 PM (ptqGC)

32 Trump is going to be off the hook tomorrow night.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 07:58 PM (ZLI7S)

33 Too much ramble? I can do it in five letters: LOLGF!

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 07:58 PM (QrTqV)

34 Bearded toothless hoor.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 07:58 PM (M0u+N)

35 Chris Cilizza has already written a 30 point mad takedown of the letter on CNN webstye. It is truly eye-roll worthy.

Posted by: fly gal at December 17, 2019 07:59 PM (qiR3n)

36 I read that today. It was wonderful!

Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2019 07:59 PM (MTxDQ)

37 I know it's supposed to be Presidential and all that but can't we get one single GFY??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2019 07:59 PM (93FI+)

38 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 17, 2019 07:59 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Decrepit Madwoman Nancy Pelosi called the letter "really sick."
_____



But in a somber, solemn, and prayerful manner.

Posted by: ShainS at December 17, 2019 07:59 PM (WqPYg)

40 We're grey's, man. We're grey's.

Posted by: Sponge at December 17, 2019 07:59 PM (Zz0t1)

41 The man draws lines in the dirt and freaking means it!!! "Stop hitting yourself Nancy! Stop hitting yourself! Said while kneeling on her chest.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 17, 2019 07:59 PM (LOq4H)

42 Amazing letter. Carve it in marble. Put it facing the House.

Posted by: dagny at December 17, 2019 07:59 PM (nRWPy)

43 conan @ 32 --

If your a troll you didn't register. We have rules.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 17, 2019 08:00 PM (ScWBu)

44 Decrepit Madwoman Nancy Pelosi called the letter "really sick."

So statesman-like.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 08:00 PM (M0u+N)

45 The only way he could improve this letter would be in the introduction:

"Jane, you ignorant slut..."

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 08:00 PM (QrTqV)

46 I seriously doubt Nancy prays to G-d.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at December 17, 2019 08:00 PM (yQpMk)

48 John Roberts reporting for Fox News told me it was a "nasty letter" written to Nancy.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 17, 2019 08:00 PM (Dhht7)

49 I don't think he's arrogant, crass or a loudmouth.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 17, 2019 08:00 PM (Y4WlI)

50 38
I know it's supposed to be Presidential and all that but can't we get one single GFY??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2019 07:59 PM (93FI+)

_______


Maybe we can get a WhiteHouse petition asking Trump to do this on election night 2020 after he wins again.

Posted by: ShainS at December 17, 2019 08:00 PM (WqPYg)

51 I read his letter, and said Amen! I want Tucker Carlson to read it aloud, on air, with no comment.

Posted by: Starboardhelm at December 17, 2019 08:01 PM (hOtJL)

52 Ladies and Gentlemen, Behold! Donald Trump and the Les Grossman School of Executive Communication!

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 17, 2019 08:01 PM (w+Ped)

53 Point to Trump: Pelosi is anti-American.

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at December 17, 2019 08:01 PM (SyWbj)

54 Jeez, can you imagine the economy if Trump wasn't a dipsh*t?

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at December 17, 2019 08:01 PM (dSvao)

55 ''It needed to be said. The media claims Trump is crass. So what? I'm tired of losing with grace and dignity.''

That letter was not even close to being "crass". It was not written in the usual highfalutin language of the deep state but in words every American can relate to.

Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2019 08:01 PM (RueoN)

56
What True Republican doesn't long nostalgically for the days of yesteryear when we tugged our forelocks respectfully when the vilest accusations were made against us and we submissively vowed never to offend again?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 08:01 PM (7rVsF)

57 "Jane, you ignorant slut..."

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 08:00 PM (QrTqV)


Hey, now!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

58 47
I seriously doubt Nancy prays to G-d.


In her mind, that would be talking to herself.

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2019 08:02 PM (T6t7i)

59 Besides, that letter wasn't presidential!!!! To many exclamation points!!!!!!!! Who wants to see that???!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at December 17, 2019 08:02 PM (ScWBu)

60 52 Trump writes letter like crazy ex, typical emotional psycho.
Posted by: conan at December 17, 2019 08:00 PM (MQVZ4)

Serious or Troll? Cannot tell.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 17, 2019 08:02 PM (w+Ped)

61 20
As Trump would say, the letter was beautiful, even perfect.





Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 17, 2019 07:57 PM (Y4WlI)

_______


+1

Posted by: ShainS at December 17, 2019 08:02 PM (WqPYg)

62 FINALLY a Republican who fights back
G-D bless President Trump

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2019 08:02 PM (yWXpx)

63 No more tugging foreskins bisches.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 08:02 PM (M0u+N)

64 ''Trump writes letter like crazy ex, typical emotional psycho.''

Forgot your sarc sign.

Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2019 08:02 PM (RueoN)

65 Posted by: conan at December 17, 2019 08:00 PM (MQVZ4)

Oh, so you're ESL drool-soaked babbling is better?

Dipshit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 17, 2019 08:02 PM (xPJvm)

66 Jane, her support of abortion already has excommunicated her. If she receives communion she is literally receiving a body she is unworthy of, the Church compares that to rape, and incurs all the temporal and eternal punishment of an unrepentant rapist of the divine. She condemns herself. She can still repent.

Posted by: dagny at December 17, 2019 08:02 PM (nRWPy)

67 "Really sick" = refreshingly forthright and truthful. The light of truth nauseates the devil.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 17, 2019 08:03 PM (87EdW)

68 It takes one juror out of 12 to hang a jury. The Dems wouldn't mind it if they manage to use impeachment to get Trump out of office. They'd love to get that win, but they don't expect it, and it doesn't really matter to them.

What they are really trying to do is to prime enough of their rabid partisans to hang every jury that would send their guilty asses to federal PMITA prison.

And they will probably succeed.

Posted by: jc at December 17, 2019 08:03 PM (PuMKG)

69 Orange Man Bad! Really, Bad!

For that very serious reason, the Republic must die.

Posted by: Nancy Pelousi, Supporting mongoloid rights! at December 17, 2019 08:03 PM (SyWbj)

70 Posted by: conan

Cash that check before Soros discovers you don't speak English.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 17, 2019 08:03 PM (LOq4H)

71 I went away for awhile and now something is different.

Posted by: Weasel at December 17, 2019 08:03 PM (MVjcR)

72 Hey, now!

Posted by: Jane D'oh


If you're Jane Curtin, I just mean your character in the sketch!

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 08:03 PM (QrTqV)

73 Posted by: conan at December 17, 2019 08:00 PM (MQVZ4)

Have ya SEEN a Pelosi presser?!

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2019 08:03 PM (cF8AT)

74 Trump's letter to Pelosi needed a few more titles

"Thou art the Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian villain, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, a fool before our God, a grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!"
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2019 05:30 PM (uzJKG)

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself and has pictures at December 17, 2019 08:03 PM (yQpMk)

75 Crass is their treasonous antics.

Posted by: dagny at December 17, 2019 08:04 PM (nRWPy)

76 What does it mean if you're writing about someone writing a letter like crazy ex, typical emotional psycho?

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at December 17, 2019 08:04 PM (dSvao)

77 Decrepit Crazy Eyed, Botox Brained Madwoman Nancy Pelosi

I think this might read better.

Also, I like the all gray format too. Easy to read.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 17, 2019 08:04 PM (bFkYZ)

78 More Trump:

Weck up to thees, Nancy.
*flourishes prodigious erection*

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2019 08:04 PM (T6t7i)

79 What they are really trying to do is to prime enough of their rabid partisans to hang every jury that would send their guilty asses to federal PMITA prison.

I don't think military tribunals work that way.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 08:04 PM (QrTqV)

80 So, basically.....they'll all throw a fit over the letter, describing it in the worst possible terms, which will cause people to go read the letter on their own and agree with what Trump wrote.

Genius!!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 17, 2019 08:04 PM (zoJ0T)

81 What True Republican doesn't long nostalgically for the days of yesteryear when we tugged our forelocks respectfully when the vilest accusations were made against us and we submissively vowed never to offend again?

I couldn't have put it better myself. The older generation of Republicans were so much classier.

Not that I ever voted for any of them. Or said anything nice about them at the time.

Posted by: Bette Midler at December 17, 2019 08:04 PM (ykYG2)

82 President Trump slam dunks again with The Letter.

Posted by: The Box Tops at December 17, 2019 08:04 PM (Z+IKu)

83 Trump writes letter like crazy ex, typical emotional psycho.

Posted by: conan
________

I swear to the fleas in Karl Marx's beard, conan, if your trying to get that next promotion over me down at the office, it will mean war between you and me. That Influencer position is mine!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at December 17, 2019 08:04 PM (ScWBu)

84 Well. Conan has just completely changed my mind. Conan, you may report back to Soros that you have been successful. Your reasoned, annotated, and unassailable take-down of this action has completely convinced me that you are right. Good job!

Posted by: Pete Polarek at December 17, 2019 08:04 PM (C1NyB)

85 She earned that shit.

I'm just upset he didn't call her a self-righteous cuunt in it, cuz that's what she is.

And I don't believe for one fucking minute she prays for Trump, unless it's for him to die.

Posted by: Sponge at December 17, 2019 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)

86 Im not convinced Pelosi has the juice to get the vote for impeachment, but I am convinced she's gonna go through with it. Ifshe backs out now she's gonna be cast aside by her own party. If she goes through with it, her party is gonna pay dearly at the polls. The AOC wing has driven her between a rock and a hard spot.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2019 08:05 PM (LBnTd)

87 Also, I like the all gray format too. Easy to read.

--

HQ night mode.

If you're on an Apple product you owe ace $2000.

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at December 17, 2019 08:05 PM (dSvao)

88
He didn't employ the ultimate insult: "Lithuanian".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 08:05 PM (7rVsF)

89 Have ya SEEN a Pelosi presser?!


I like when she takes her teeth out and chase children with them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself and has pictures at December 17, 2019 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

90 I wish Trump were as crass as his detractors say. Just once, I'd love to her him respond to Pelosi with a hearty, "Bitch, are you for real?!?"

Posted by: Texas99 at December 17, 2019 08:05 PM (VRg+C)

91 Probably 2 teachers a year would mispronounce my name, last name first and wrong, followed by the first. My name is a color not a mood you perfectly breasted teacher you. I always forgave them

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 08:05 PM (lUkmJ)

92 There's a post script in Trump's letter to Pelosi.

"PS. Learn to code!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2019 08:06 PM (L2ZTs)

93 "Can we keep this format ace? I kinda like it"

Every time this happens someone says that and I agree. It costs too much though for all those grey electrons.

Posted by: freaked at December 17, 2019 08:06 PM (Tnijr)

94 Trump's letter to Pelosi needed a few more titles

I can top that.

Posted by: Marcus Tullius Cicero at December 17, 2019 08:06 PM (ykYG2)

95 PDT's Christmas gift to the nation: The Letter

Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2019 08:06 PM (RueoN)

96 Ads are sneaking across the border into the gray box space.

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2019 08:06 PM (Y274z)

97 88
He didn't employ the ultimate insult: "Lithuanian".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 08:05 PM (7rVsF)

You spelled "Armenian" incorrectly.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 17, 2019 08:06 PM (w+Ped)

98 Here's the letter in text from the White House.

https://tinyurl.com/ty9odxa
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ty9odxa

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2019 08:06 PM (7cJE3)

99 True story: once upon a time, I had someone in a limo pick me up from the airport. A pro driver, a really good looking older guy. He talked to me about some of the people he's driven, and Nancy Pelosi is one of them. She actually took her shirt off and changed clothes in the backseat, and didn't think it was any big deal.

/[in a Marlon Brando voice] Shirtless Nancy. The horror. The horror.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 17, 2019 08:06 PM (bFkYZ)

100 He didn't employ the ultimate insult: "Lithuanian".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 08:05 PM (7rVsF)

Polish jokes are out?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2019 08:06 PM (yWXpx)

101 He didn't employ the ultimate insult: "Lithuanian".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Ukrainian.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 08:06 PM (aMV0K)

102 Tucker is on fire, as usual.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:07 PM (ptqGC)

103 Dark inhere

Posted by: FtWorthMike at December 17, 2019 08:07 PM (3W5cQ)

104 It could have been 12 pages if he had double spaced it.

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2019 08:07 PM (Y274z)

105 My name is a color not a mood you perfectly breasted teacher you.

Who among us hasn't said exactly this?

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2019 08:07 PM (T6t7i)

106 Why does Schumer always have that "I just pumped the neighbors dog" look on his face ????

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at December 17, 2019 08:07 PM (qM84C)

107 WaterCow is truly a treasure.

Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 08:08 PM (RU4sa)

108 NBC called it a "rambling 6 page letter".

What nonsense. It was very clear and organized, and detailed.


The only rambling that letter did was it rambled up Nancy's azz and back down her throat.

Now swallow, Nancy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 08:08 PM (sy5kK)

109 This letter is being misinterpreted by the media and the Dems.

Trump is telling Nancy: Last Chance.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2019 08:08 PM (7cJE3)

110 Well. Conan has just completely changed my mind.

Posted by: Pete Polarek
________

That was post number 84 and that takes food off of my plate. Conan, you goddam Lithuanian bastard, your going in my report!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at December 17, 2019 08:08 PM (ScWBu)

111 "Can we keep this format ace? I kinda like it"

Every time this happens someone says that and I agree. It costs too much though for all those grey electrons.
Posted by: freaked


I know a guy.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 08:08 PM (aMV0K)

112 She actually took her shirt off and changed clothes in the backseat, and didn't think it was any big deal.

In my day we just called that being flat

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2019 08:08 PM (yWXpx)

113 #101 LATVIAN...where the Biden loot was laundered.

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2019 08:08 PM (Y274z)

114 Hazel

Beige

Fucscia

Klondike Brown...

I'm getting nothing here.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 08:08 PM (M0u+N)

115 My sweet, darling mother died suddenly at 83. And this evil thing still lives.

I will never understand, at least not in this life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:08 PM (ptqGC)

116 FINALLY a Republican who fights back

G-D bless President Trump

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2019 08:02 PM (yWXpx)


Here's what the left doesn't understand. They aren't dealing with Mittens, McVain or the Bush punching bags. Trump is a bare knuckle fighter and he's not going to take any shit from any of them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2019 08:08 PM (UelFE)

117 Tucker is on fire, as usual.

-

Hmm...

Posted by: Glenn Beck at December 17, 2019 08:08 PM (dSvao)

118 David French just got the vapors.

Posted by: Kurt at December 17, 2019 08:09 PM (4e+hS)

119 Trump writes letter like crazy ex, typical emotional psycho.



Yeah, right? I mean all of those years of Republicans writing rational, low key letters worked out so well for GW Bush and all of the current GOPe. Yep, to get Democrats to understand, you must be unemotional and logical. Because no one is more rational and unemotional than the whole of the current Democrat party.



/I don't need a sarc tag, do I?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 17, 2019 08:09 PM (bFkYZ)

120 I will say this again:


"Oh All The Buttons Of Yours I Shall Push: Politics And Business According To Donald Trump."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2019 08:09 PM (o59NR)

121 Is your name Klondike Brown by any chance?

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 08:09 PM (M0u+N)

122 The President has my respect and prayers. My personal opinion, pro or minus, of his flaws no longer matters.

Every American who respects the Constitution has got to step it up. Winning the hearts and minds of our fellow citizens to the fundamental goodness of conservatives everywhere. Precinct by precinct.

Posted by: Kazi at December 17, 2019 08:09 PM (0x00j)

123 Sorry, WaterCow. Conan is just far better at this. I can't wait for my next lesson!

Posted by: Pete Polarek at December 17, 2019 08:09 PM (C1NyB)

124 109
This letter is being misinterpreted by the media and the Dems.



Trump is telling Nancy: Last Chance.

Posted by: Braenyard


I really doubt that. I think what he's saying is "suck it, b***h".

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2019 08:09 PM (T6t7i)

125 Great idea for Trump fund raising . Offer framed copies of The Letter for modest donations

Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2019 08:09 PM (RueoN)

126 I was a little disappointed in the Presidents letter. Pelosi is an old sow, a gravy sucking pig, but I didn't see that in the letter. He seems to think she is human.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 08:09 PM (SyWbj)

127 True story: once upon a time, I had someone in a limo pick me up from the airport. A pro driver, a really good looking older guy. He talked to me about some of the people he's driven, and Nancy Pelosi is one of them. She actually took her shirt off and changed clothes in the backseat, and didn't think it was any big deal.

/[in a Marlon Brando voice] Shirtless Nancy. The horror. The horror.
Posted by: shibumi


Depends. Was it 1890 or 1990?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 08:09 PM (aMV0K)

128 What's this Sincerely Yours signoff? He should have said Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Regular joe at December 17, 2019 08:09 PM (6/uwW)

129 In my day we just called that being flat

I was thinking "two hung low, female version," but then again, I'm full of sass.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 17, 2019 08:09 PM (bFkYZ)

130 @GiancarloSopo

Pete Buttigieg just kicked off his Hispanic outreach campaign under the same slogan that communist movements, including the governments of Cuba and Venezuela, have used for decades in Latin America.

@GiancarloSopo

It's difficult to overstate the degree to which Buttigieg's Spanish language slogan is associated with Latin American communists. It's literally the anthem of Chilean socialists and has been used by Maduro, the Cuban Communist Party, and in a 2017 musical tribute to Fidel Castro.

@GiancarloSopo

It's so insane. The entire communist government of Cuba was literally chanting Pete Buttigieg's new campaign slogan at an anti-American rally last month.

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2019 08:10 PM (cF8AT)

131 Tucker is having fun with CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:10 PM (ptqGC)

132 Agree that Trump is telling Nancy "last chance". But doing so in a way that leaves her no option to take it. Poor old girl.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 17, 2019 08:10 PM (87EdW)

133 Jonah Goldberg just shit himself.

Posted by: Dr Sebastian Spank at December 17, 2019 08:11 PM (4e+hS)

134
Pete Buttigieg just kicked off his Hispanic outreach campaign under the same slogan that communist movements, including the governments of Cuba and Venezuela, have used for decades in Latin America.

"Tu madre es una puta!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 08:11 PM (7rVsF)

135 Can we keep this format ace? I kinda like it

For those of us troglodytes who dwell in darkened caves, this darker format is a joy.

Maybe ONT threads can adopt the "dark" theme so that we are staring into flashlights at night.

More and more people who "Code" are switching to dark themes in their software editing tools.

If we are going to Learn To Code, then we need to pick up on the trend towards dark browser themes.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 08:11 PM (lD3vL)

136 He didn't employ the ultimate insult: "Lithuanian".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 08:05 PM (7rVsF)




I thought it was miserable, fat Belgian bastards

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2019 08:11 PM (UelFE)

137 @GiancarloSopo



It's so insane. The entire communist government of Cuba was
literally chanting Pete Buttigieg's new campaign slogan at an
anti-American rally last month.

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2019 08:10 PM (cF8AT)


Well, Pete's dad is a commie, so.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

138 Didn't the noble Indians bury their live captives up to their chins next to anthills? Thought I heard that somewheres.

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2019 08:11 PM (Y274z)

139 133
Jonah Goldberg just shit himself.


Posted by: Dr Sebastian Spank


Hardly newsworthy. He does it daily.

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2019 08:11 PM (T6t7i)

140 What's this Sincerely Yours signoff? He should have said Merry Christmas!

I vote for LOLGF.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 08:12 PM (lD3vL)

141 Sorry, WaterCow. Conan is just far better at this. I can't wait for my next lesson!

Posted by: Pete Polarek
________

Hey, Pete. Sorry I flew off the handle. Listen: I'm open to feedback. What was it that Conan said that got you to change you're mind?

I'm always looking for ways to improve my trolling, and any pointers would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks!

(Nazi!!)

Posted by: WaterCow at December 17, 2019 08:12 PM (ScWBu)

142 What did you do during the coup daddy?

I sold Watter Wiggles that looked like Polospi.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 17, 2019 08:12 PM (b3bcP)

143 My advice to Trump and the Republicans is:

"CRY HAVOC AND RELEASE THE DOGS OF WAR" !!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at December 17, 2019 08:12 PM (qM84C)

144

ThunderB, DistortedIntensityEffect @ThunderB
1m
Insider fbi and DOJ sources say they told the FISA court about the issues with the Steele dossier

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 17, 2019 08:13 PM (BqBId)

145 A vote for Trump is a vote for LOLGF.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 08:13 PM (M0u+N)

146 Would Nanzi pass a competency test, with her eye-rolling rambles and scatterbrained thinking?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 08:13 PM (U+yse)

147 Is she?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at December 17, 2019 08:14 PM (vGJY7)

148 Buttigieg has no hope against the God Emperor. Unfortunately he also has no hope against Warren in New England and Biden in the South.

Buttigieg would be better off swanning about in sequins in Elagabalus: The Musical in Kansas City.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 17, 2019 08:14 PM (ykYG2)

149 Trump's letter is a legal document that will be the foundational basis for coming prosecutions.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2019 08:14 PM (7cJE3)

150 "Thou art the Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of
Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser
Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian villain, catamite of Tartary, hangman of
Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, a fool before our
God, a grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout,
mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own
mother!"



*sniff* That was beautiful, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 17, 2019 08:14 PM (HaL55)

151 Didn't the noble Indians bury their live captives up to their chins next to anthills? Thought I heard that somewheres.

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2019 08:11 PM (Y274z)

--

I always liked how they'd peacefully drive herds of animals off cliffs to eat one or two individuals, but my favorite is probably how they'd run them into muddy areas until the animals were stuck and then peacefully hack their legs out from under their torsos.

Well, just the one or two of the ones they were going to eat. The rest just stayed stuck. Peacefully stuck, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clinesmith did not kill himself. at December 17, 2019 08:14 PM (dSvao)

152 139 exactly, now Shit excretes a Jonah, that's a whole nother ball of wax.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 17, 2019 08:14 PM (87EdW)

153 Tucker is on fire, as usual.

I wish Tucker would set fire to many of his guests.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 08:14 PM (lD3vL)

154 Don't poke the greyback or he will post another photo of Ruth Bader Junior again.

Posted by: Kazi at December 17, 2019 08:15 PM (0x00j)

155 It's so insane. The entire communist government of
Cuba was literally chanting Pete Buttigieg's new campaign slogan at an
anti-American rally last month.

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2019 08:10 PM (cF8AT)

So what is the slogan?

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 17, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)

156 Pete Buttigieg just kicked off his Hispanic outreach campaign under the same slogan that communist movements, including the governments of Cuba and Venezuela, have used for decades in Latin America.

"Tu madre es una puta!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

And "Que miras pendejos? Chinga tu madre putos y putas!"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 08:15 PM (aMV0K)

157 I'm constantly amazed at the utter ignorance displayed by the 'crats. For some odd reason they thought and think PDT would not and will not fight back. What in his life gave them the impression that he's not a fighter?

Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2019 08:15 PM (RueoN)

158
Great idea for Trump fund raising . Offer framed copies of The Letter for modest donations
Posted by: Tuna


Like Rush and the Harry Reid letter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2019 08:15 PM (aKsyK)

159 Pete Buttigieg just kicked off his Hispanic outreach campaign under the same slogan that communist movements, including the governments of Cuba and Venezuela, have used for decades in Latin America.



Death to the Capitalist Running Dogs?

Wait no.. that's his Chinese Outreach Slogan.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself and has pictures at December 17, 2019 08:15 PM (yQpMk)

160 Trump's letter is a legal document that will be the foundational basis for coming prosecutions.

Can he make that an Executive Order. I mean one where there's an actual execution? Because I want to watch that on PPV.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 17, 2019 08:15 PM (HaL55)

161 12 I'm kind of disappointed that the letter didn't mention Pelosi's teeth.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 17, 2019 07:56 PM (xPl2J)

..............

Yes. Should have started with "Chew on this Nancy!"

Posted by: Molly k. at December 17, 2019 08:16 PM (FE1WP)

162 ..He didn't employ the ultimate insult: "Lithuanian".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 08:05 PM (7rVsF)

Polish jokes are out?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2019 08:06 PM (yWXpx)



*..points to No Czechs Accepted sign next to cash register*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 17, 2019 08:16 PM (QzJWU)

163 Buttigieg would be better off swanning about in sequins in Elagabalus: The Musical in Kansas City.

Swanning about is one of my favorite phrases. It's British, so it makes me all sophisticated and stuff. Adding sequins just makes it better.

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2019 08:16 PM (T6t7i)

164 It's so insane. The entire communist government of
Cuba was literally chanting Pete Buttigieg's new campaign slogan at an
anti-American rally last month.

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2019 08:10 PM (cF8AT)

So what is the slogan?
Posted by: Mark1971


In & Out! In & Out! In & Out! In & Out! In & Out!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 08:16 PM (aMV0K)

165 In commie land all criticism of the party must be met with a bullet behind the ear.

Nanzi has to be considering her options.

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2019 08:16 PM (Y274z)

166 Soon

Posted by: The Beast at December 17, 2019 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

167 Trump's letter is a legal document that will be the foundational basis for coming prosecutions.

Posted by: Braenyard
________

Trump's letter will be carved into the walls of every underground mine in America eventually to provide the basis for future civilizations.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2019 08:16 PM (ScWBu)

168 Gosh I wish Trump wouldn't be so hostile and belligerent all the time, and keep some dignity while in office.

/manbaby little bitches.

Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2019 08:17 PM (Z7lwY)

169 You dare to invoke the Founding Fathers in your election nullification scheme!

The Democrats are fascist corruptocrats, nothing more. And Nancy Pelosi is going to be recognized in our history as a criminal and a failure.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 08:17 PM (SyWbj)

170 This letter, which I read in full, exemplifies why I continually support President Trump, at the same time as I condemn every other politician I ever voted for.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2019 08:17 PM (Adu0z)

171 "sick"?

"Sick"?!?! You malevolent cunt!!! How dare you affect some highbrow aloofness, as if Trump were simply unhinged and ranting about nothing real?

YOU are the sick one. YOU are the sociopathic bastard who helped goad half to country on to a pseudo-Revolutionary fervor based on nothing but LIES.

Not spin. Not politics. Not rhetoric.

LIES

May you swiftly go to hell, you ignorant power drunk tumor on the body politic. You evil, scandalous, heretical bedsore on the Body of Christ.

Fuck that bitch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2019 08:17 PM (Ct55T)

172 ''Yes. Should have started with "Chew on this Nancy!"''

Thread winner. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2019 08:17 PM (RueoN)

173 Pelosi will likely die lonely, extremely miserable, and full of years.

Posted by: DC at December 17, 2019 08:18 PM (/TvO8)

174 If we win, the letter will be akin to the Gettysburg Address in terms of historical importance.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 17, 2019 08:18 PM (87EdW)

175 Adam Schitt is probably running around right this minute asking if he can turn this letter into a third article of impeachment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 08:18 PM (SyWbj)

176 What if Mayor Pete became POTUS and accidentally launched the Nuke force when being buffed by the first "Whatever" ??? Could we say that he stepped on his dick or would we say that it is Trump's fault ???

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at December 17, 2019 08:18 PM (qM84C)

177 Imagine. If the Paste Eater were to win, by some miracle of miracles, he'd probably make Pete Buttgiggy Secretary of the Army.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

178 "I'm not a Catholic, but what in the holy hell does it take for this creature to be excommunicated from the Catholic Church?"
Don't hold your breath. She's my kind of Catholic!

Posted by: Pope Francis at December 17, 2019 08:18 PM (S6ArX)

179 Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2019 08:17 PM (Ct55T)


Get Warai-otoko a beer, quick!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 08:18 PM (sy5kK)

180 I thought the noble savages staked captors naked and spread eagled to the ground then poured honey all over them.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2019 08:18 PM (7cJE3)

181 I'll take a 4 by animal style from in n out any day

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 08:18 PM (lUkmJ)

182 May you swiftly go to hell, you ignorant power drunk tumor on the body
politic. You evil, scandalous, heretical bedsore on the Body of Christ.


You gotta admit, AOSHQ has a highly refined level of vitriol.

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2019 08:19 PM (T6t7i)

183 Buttigieg would be better off swanning about in sequins in Elagabalus: The Musical in Kansas City.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo
________

That's actually good advice, as everything's up to date in Kansas City.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 17, 2019 08:19 PM (ScWBu)

184 Boo. I liked the gray.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself and has pictures at December 17, 2019 08:19 PM (yQpMk)

185 Tucker is having fun with CNN.

I get a kick out of everyone calling Chris Cuomo, "Fredo!" Let that be a lesson: never give anyone power over your life with a single word.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at December 17, 2019 08:19 PM (vGJY7)

186 Dammit! Who turned the lights on?

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 17, 2019 08:19 PM (xPl2J)

187 So CNN, as in FakeNewsCNN, the people leading the charge for over two fucking years calling Donald J Trump a RUSSIAN STOOGE and TRAITOR based on absolute and utter bullshit that was demonstrated to be fault, and for which they've never issued a single fucking correction, are - fucking get this - going wall-to-fucking-wall right now with TRUMP SAID THE LIE OF THE YEAR!!!!!
Burn that fucking shithole to the god-forsaken ground on which it stands and nuke it from fucking space, twice, just to be sure.
And fuck them all sideways with a flaming, barbed-wire covered pineapple.
Not that I have any strong feelings on the matter, of course.

Posted by: DocJ at December 17, 2019 08:19 PM (mOnh7)

188 A Boris-style beating for her party in November will end her speakership, and likely her career.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 08:19 PM (U+yse)

189 ThunderB, DistortedIntensityEffect @ThunderB

1m

Insider fbi and DOJ sources say they told the FISA court about the issues with the Steele dossier


Suuuure they did. That looks like more ass-covering by the St. James of The Comey and The Communist Beast Brennan.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 17, 2019 08:19 PM (HaL55)

190 Short version of The President's message to Speaker Botox: fuck you and the horse you rode in on; eat shit and die; LOLGF....

Damn I love President Trump.

Posted by: Dingbat at December 17, 2019 08:19 PM (lqqCx)

191 Trump's letter will be carved into the walls of every underground mine in America eventually to provide the basis for future civilizations.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2019 08:16 PM (ScWBu)


They will discover it in the next planet of the apes

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 17, 2019 08:19 PM (M+Lyo)

192 171- enough with the sugar-coating! Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 17, 2019 08:20 PM (87EdW)

193 That right there is a Man.


We won't see his like again in my lifetime.

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 17, 2019 08:20 PM (93FI+)

194 Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2019 08:17 PM (Ct55T)

Do not hold back, tell,us how you really feel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2019 08:20 PM (yWXpx)

195 Oooh! Tucker says the Left, always quoting the Founders, want to do away with the first and second amendments.


Yep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

196 Yeah, I have to say, his failure to reference Nancy's chompers is profoundly disappointing.

Sad!

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 17, 2019 08:20 PM (zoJ0T)

197 179 Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2019 08:17 PM (Ct55T)

Get Warai-otoko a beer, quick!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 08:18 PM (sy5kK)

Already cracked into the first Lager of the evening, but cheers all the same...

Just had to get that off my chest quick. Off to read the rest of the thread.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2019 08:20 PM (Ct55T)

198 He's not wrong, it reads to me as a person that's not Guilty of the Crimes he's accused of committing.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 17, 2019 08:20 PM (dKiJG)

199 Lol. Tucker mocking Mika and Joe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

200 A Boris-style beating for her party in November will end her speakership, and likely her career.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 08:19 PM (U+yse)


yeah good chance she goes down over this

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 17, 2019 08:20 PM (M+Lyo)

201 Why did it change, we were having fun

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 08:21 PM (lUkmJ)

202
"Four score and seven years ago a mongrel cur brought forth on this continent, a new hellbitch, conceived in Corruption, and dedicated to the proposition that all money belongs to the government.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 08:21 PM (7rVsF)

203

They will discover it in the next planet of the apes



"Covfefe, wrote the Lawgiver."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 08:21 PM (U+yse)

204 Grit your teeth Nan

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 17, 2019 08:21 PM (M+Lyo)

205 I thought the noble savages staked captors naked and spread eagled to the ground then poured honey all over them.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2019 08:18 PM (7cJE3)

--

They would've come up with scaphism if it weren't for the problems involved in inventing boats that weren't just trees.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clinesmith did not kill himself. at December 17, 2019 08:21 PM (dSvao)

206 Sources told a CBS reporter that Karol Sanchez staged the kidnapping because her mother was "overprotective"

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 17, 2019 08:21 PM (xPl2J)

207 *reaches for Blu-Blockers*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 17, 2019 08:21 PM (xPJvm)

208 LOL! Tucker, "If there's one thing Joe Scarborough believes, it's keeping families together."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

209 Grit your teeth Nan
Posted by: Ventura Highway


Bear down Nan. It goes in easier.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 08:22 PM (aMV0K)

210 "Trump writes letter like crazy ex, typical emotional psycho."

Hey, Conan! Rule #1: English uses articles, Russian doesn't - "a letter", not "letter". Bear that in mind, and you might buy a few extra picoseconds before you're dismissed.
Please give Mr Soros my regards.

Posted by: Brown Line at December 17, 2019 08:22 PM (S6ArX)

211 The gray background imparted a certain gravitas to the matter at hand. Now it's all light and sunshiny

Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2019 08:22 PM (RueoN)

212 149
Trump's letter is a legal document that will be the foundational basis for coming prosecutions.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2019 08:14 PM (7cJE3)


His letter will be in the National Archives as an example for how a crude, boorish, vulgar, rude, barbaric, president can send a letter to a political foe guaranteed to burn through the toughest excretions of political skin-slime.

It is tres awesome.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2019 08:22 PM (o59NR)

213
In & Out! In & Out! In & Out! In & Out! In & Out!
Posted by: rickb223


Petey's got a squeezebox, Chasten never sleeps at night.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2019 08:22 PM (aKsyK)

214 I think we should have had more persons of color involved with writing the Constitution and Bill of Rights !! Especially green, purple, turquoise, magenta, and paisley colored people !!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at December 17, 2019 08:22 PM (qM84C)

215 No one else? UBI isn't just a board game about geography that never really caught on!!

REAL socialism has never been --

-- dammit, conan!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at December 17, 2019 08:22 PM (ScWBu)

216 ¡No se lo puede!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 17, 2019 08:23 PM (/+bwe)

217 Seriously. I'm almost emotionless. Just hearing a man in his position state the flat, simple truth almost brought a tear to my eye. Almost.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2019 08:23 PM (Adu0z)

218 Ok, so what's the Spanish slogan?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 08:23 PM (h4pf3)

219 95 PDT's Christmas gift to the nation: The Letter
Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2019 08:06 PM (RueoN)


"Pfft! Been there, done that."

- - The Boxtops

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2019 08:23 PM (zBaqJ)

220 by: Kazi at December 17, 2019 08:15 PM (0x00j)

155 It's so insane. The entire communist government of
Cuba was literally chanting Pete Buttigieg's new campaign slogan at an
anti-American rally last month.

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2019 08:10 PM (cF8AT)

So what is the slogan?
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 17, 2019 08:15 PM

No se lo puede. (One cannot.)

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 17, 2019 08:24 PM (/+bwe)

221 Ok, so what's the Spanish slogan?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 08:23 PM (h4pf3)

--

COMO SE DICE BUTTIGIEG!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clinesmith did not kill himself. at December 17, 2019 08:24 PM (dSvao)

222 Es o si, que es?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 17, 2019 08:24 PM (87EdW)

223 I love that letter. Why? Because I understood everything he said. My brain does not do well with weaselly, passive voice word salads. It literally makes no sense to me. I can't even write that way as parody.

In short, I go all Homer Simpson derp mode.

Explains why I hated art classes so much. Talking about what I drew is dumb. Talking about what other people drew is even dumber.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 17, 2019 08:24 PM (xPJvm)

224 FNC should put Tucker on to broadcast all day tomorrow, live from the Capital. Send out posses of producers to drag Democrats before his cameras. Make those cancerous worms defend themselves live on TV. Then, drag them one by one out on to Pennsylvania Avenue and throw them to the crowds.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 08:25 PM (SyWbj)

225 mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own
mother!"


*sniff* That was beautiful, man.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Trump should be generous with his use of Tartar sauce.

Posted by: Miklos, Armoured Train Cossack at December 17, 2019 08:25 PM (QzkSJ)

226

Gee Capn Bill, your dick tastes like David's shit...

Posted by: Jonah Gberg at December 17, 2019 08:25 PM (UJkLB)

227 "Have ya SEEN a Pelosi presser?!"

I think she borrows Biden's brain for just such occasions. She's not coming across as the sharpest tool in the box these days.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 17, 2019 08:25 PM (6eEQ+)

228
Ok, so what's the Spanish slogan?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy


Probably "Venceremos!" Makes me want to harvest some sugar cane.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 08:25 PM (7rVsF)

229 Ok, so what's the Spanish slogan?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 08:23 PM

Tengo pollo en mis pantalones!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 17, 2019 08:25 PM (/+bwe)

230 Taupe is the correct word, right? It's hard to pronounce and no one knows what color it actually is.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at December 17, 2019 08:26 PM (Y9OGo)

231 Trump's letter is a legal document that will be the foundational basis for coming prosecutions.

And it will read like science fiction to CNN listeners. "What is he talking about? What a nutjob!"

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 08:26 PM (NpvYf)

232 Seriously. I'm almost emotionless. Just hearing a man in his position state the flat, simple truth almost brought a tear to my eye. Almost.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Be nice.

Trump might blurb your forthcoming autobiography.

Posted by: Miklos, literate agent at December 17, 2019 08:26 PM (QzkSJ)

233 Why did it change, we were having fun
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 08:21 PM (lUkmJ)

It was ok. 'didn't appreciate the groping, though...

Posted by: runner at December 17, 2019 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)

234 Nancy triggered Trump

Posted by: Kurt at December 17, 2019 08:26 PM (YlAb+)

235 "El pueblo unido, jamás será vencido" ("the people united, will never be defeated")

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 08:26 PM (U+yse)

236 So what is the slogan?

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 17, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)

El pueblo unido, jamás será vencido - the people united, will never be defeated.

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2019 08:27 PM (cF8AT)

237 Ole Nan has lost control of the narrative

She might stroke out. She can dish it out but cant take it.

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 17, 2019 08:27 PM (M+Lyo)

238 Vote Democrat 2020!

Taupe men!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clinesmith did not kill himself. at December 17, 2019 08:27 PM (dSvao)

239 Point of order. Pelosi has already claimed that Trump is waging war against democracy, therefore Pelosi can not be waging war against democracy. I mean, how can the democrats be doing the very thing they are so bravely defending the republic from? That would be some epic projection, and progressives are incapable of projection, they already told us that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2019 08:27 PM (dNzKv)

240
I love that letter. Why? Because I understood everything he said. My
brain does not do well with weaselly, passive voice word salads. It
literally makes no sense to me. I can't even write that way as parody.


"Not a lawyer"


RBG really believed that was pejorative.


Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 17, 2019 08:27 PM (93FI+)

241 So what is the slogan?

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 17, 2019 08:15 PM
(xPl2J)

Ello ell gee ef

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 17, 2019 08:27 PM (M+Lyo)

242 Hamas operatives are being allowed to plan attacks against Israel from Turkey, according to an eye-opening report in The Telegraph.
Turkish President Recep Tayygan warmly greeted Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh in Istanbul on Saturday, but the relationship between the two is deeper and closer than with Turkeys surrounding nations.

NATO?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2019 08:27 PM (yWXpx)

243 you all know what not to do, right ?

Posted by: runner at December 17, 2019 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)

244 One of my oldies channels plays that show where astronauts land and make friends with cavemen, It's About Time? Maybe, but a serious lack of Raquel Welch and Ringo Starr girlfriends

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 08:28 PM (lUkmJ)

245 Here's what the left doesn't understand. They aren't dealing with Mittens, McVain or the Bush punching bags. Trump is a bare knuckle fighter and he's not going to take any shit from any of them

Nah, Trump is past "bare knuckle fighter", passing Krav Maga and entering Kali Eskrima.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 08:28 PM (lD3vL)

246 I wonder if Nancy hates Trump right now?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clinesmith did not kill himself. at December 17, 2019 08:28 PM (dSvao)

247 El pueblo unido, jamas sera vencido - the people united, will never be defeated.

United? Like a caterpillar?

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 08:28 PM (NpvYf)

248 New charge: Being Rude To Nancy.

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2019 08:28 PM (Y274z)

249 For anyone who's ever been railroaded in a law court, every word of this rings rings true.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2019 08:28 PM (Adu0z)

250 No me digas.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 17, 2019 08:28 PM (xPJvm)

251 And just like that, everyone forgot who Greta Thunberg was.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2019 08:28 PM (dNzKv)

252 Oh FOAD, Kuck.

Posted by: DocJ at December 17, 2019 08:28 PM (mOnh7)

253 So what is the slogan?
Posted by: Mark1971

Dunno.

However, the Word is Thunderbird.

Posted by: Miklos, host of low cost Happy Hour at December 17, 2019 08:29 PM (QzkSJ)

254 225
mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own

mother!"





*sniff* That was beautiful, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy



Trump should be generous with his use of Tartar sauce.

Posted by: Miklos, Armoured Train Cossack at December 17, 2019 08:25 PM (QzkSJ)

Ah, the letter of the Zaprozhian Cossacks to the Sultan. A classic in diplomatic correspondence.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2019 08:29 PM (o59NR)

255 They want to get rid of the 1st and 2nd amendments with judges, not elections.

Always remember that. The war against the Dems is a judge war.

First and foremost Trump has appointed judges.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 08:29 PM (M0u+N)

256 Remember when he left Her and the rest of the commies on the runway over the SOTU ? Fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at December 17, 2019 08:29 PM (VXUe0)

257 So i guess it's wrong to be "emotional" when evil lying bastards are using all the levers of power in the world's greatest (i.e. most good) nation ever to exist to literally end one's life by fomenting a pervasive violent hysteria, all in some half-assed, ill-concieved, Playmobil version of a coup d'Etat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2019 08:29 PM (Ct55T)

258 Dunno.

However, the Word is Thunderbird.
Posted by: Miklos, host of low cost Happy Hour at December 17, 2019 08:29 PM (QzkSJ)


Negative.

Bird is the word. Always has been.

Posted by: Sponge at December 17, 2019 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)

259 United? Like a caterpillar?
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 08:28 PM (NpvYf)

Human centipede.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 17, 2019 08:30 PM (xPJvm)

260 NaughtyPine at December 17, 2019 08:24 PM (/+bwe)

221 Ok, so what's the Spanish slogan?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 08:23 PM (h4pf3)

--

COMO SE DICE BUTTIGIEG!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clinesmith did not kill himself. at December 17, 2019 08:24 PM

Lol

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 17, 2019 08:30 PM (/+bwe)

261 Ok, so what's the Spanish slogan?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 08:23 PM

Viva la Muerte!

Posted by: Jose Millan Astray at December 17, 2019 08:30 PM (Z+IKu)

262 Did trump write the letter, or did his lawyers and speech writer write the letter? Whichever, it's a beautiful thing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2019 08:30 PM (dNzKv)

263 El pueblo unido, jamas sera vencido - the people united, will never be defeated.

Their people uniting are causing our people to unite and once that happens, they're fucked. In every way.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 08:31 PM (h4pf3)

264 Why did the gray go away? Did we do something wrong?

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2019 08:31 PM (Y274z)

265 >>Nah, Trump is past "bare knuckle fighter", passing Krav Maga and entering Kali Eskrima.

Everyone sees tactic but only Generals see strategy.

Sun Tzu.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 08:31 PM (ZLI7S)

266 262 Did trump write the letter, or did his lawyers and speech writer write the letter? Whichever, it's a beautiful thing.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2019 08:30 PM (dNzKv)

I'm guessing this is all Donnie Two Scoops work. I can hear him saying these words.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (sy5kK)

267 Ah, the letter of the Zaprozhian Cossacks to the Sultan. A classic in diplomatic correspondence.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2019 08:29 PM (o59NR)


Only bested by Harry Truman's two messages to the Emperor of Japan.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (o59NR)

268
Grey on gray ...
For all you Deplorables I pray.

Posted by: Nancy Pelousey at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (DMUuz)

269 262
Did trump write the letter, or did his lawyers and speech writer write the letter?


His lawyers and speech writers, of course. That's not the tricky bit. The tricky bit is being willing to send it. That's what sets Trump apart.

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (T6t7i)

270 Did trump write the letter, or did his lawyers and speech writer write the letter? Whichever, it's a beautiful thing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2019 08:30 PM (dNzKv)

He probably dictated it to his lawyers while they were thinking "My God I don't believe I'm writing this."

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (xPl2J)

271 Adam Schiff just said that Trump's letter will be folded into the impeachment charges......

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (o1fzk)

272 Hopefully that letter will leave as mark on Sloppy Choppers ass and in history

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (ZCEU2)

273 Ok, so what's the Spanish slogan?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
________

RICO!!!!!!

Suave!

Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (ScWBu)

274 Trump's letter is everything.

Sadly, I know people who believe Pelosi would be a better president.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

275 I would like to see Molly Hemingway sitting from now on in the vestibule of the Capitol, where everyone can see her, knitting...just knitting....

Posted by: Madame LaFarage at December 17, 2019 08:33 PM (QzkSJ)

276 President Trump's greatest personal asset is his ability and willingness to call a ho a ho.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 17, 2019 08:33 PM (sWM8x)

277 Trump sees past strategy. He sees logistics.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 08:33 PM (M0u+N)

278 His lawyers and speech writers, of course. That's not the tricky bit. The tricky bit is being willing to send it. That's what sets Trump apart.
Posted by: pep at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (T6t7i)


Reading it, he likely dictated it, or at a minimum, approved it because there's a lot of Trump in that letter, methinks.

Posted by: Sponge at December 17, 2019 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)

279 Just dashed off a little thank you note to PDT at the White House web site. Told him Santa Claus couldn't have thought of a better Christmas gift than The Letter.

Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2019 08:33 PM (RueoN)

280 Only bested by Harry Truman's two messages to the Emperor of Japan.

What was that? Truman saying to Hirohito: "sucks to be you"?

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2019 08:33 PM (T6t7i)

281 New charge: Being Rude To Nancy.


"Disrespecting the Speaker of the House" is one of the margin edits to the constitution.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2019 08:34 PM (dNzKv)

282 246 I wonder if Nancy hates Trump right now?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clinesmith did not kill himself. at December 17, 2019 08:28 PM (dSvao)

She's praying for him....to DIE! DIE! DIE!

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2019 08:34 PM (cF8AT)

283 Adam Schiff just said that Trump's letter will be folded into the impeachment charges......


Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (o1fzk)


Did he really?? I'd love to be on his firing squad. Not kidding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

284 Edit: Closed tag [Weirddave]
----------

Spoilsport.

Posted by: bluebell at December 17, 2019 08:34 PM (/669Q)

285 Way, way, way OT, Tentacles is on...What a high powered cast for an absolute POS! (but it's a fun POS!)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 17, 2019 08:34 PM (LOq4H)

286 The Bird is the Word - The Trashmen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 17, 2019 08:34 PM (HaL55)

287 . . . Deep within the recesses of my brain, a tiny red hot little flame began to grow.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Team Fruitcake at December 17, 2019 08:34 PM (q1Pj5)

288 261
Ok, so what's the Spanish slogan?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 08:23 PM



Viva la Muerte!

Posted by: Jose Millan Astray at December 17, 2019 08:30 PM (Z+IKu)

Santiago!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2019 08:34 PM (o59NR)

289 Ah, the letter of the Zaprozhian Cossacks to the Sultan. A classic in diplomatic correspondence.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2019 08:29 PM (o59NR)

-----

The only correct letter written.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2019 08:34 PM (Adu0z)

290 A good speech writer would know the language of his patron.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 08:34 PM (M0u+N)

291 Adam Schiff just said that Trump's letter will be folded into the impeachment charges......
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (o1fzk)

WTF does THAT mean?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 08:35 PM (h4pf3)

292 The President has no right to defend himself!

He has no right to speak!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2019 08:35 PM (+F+dp)

293 I'm guessing this is all Donnie Two Scoops work. I can hear him saying these words.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (sy5kK)
~~~~~

I'm thinking PDT with a little help from Stephen Miller.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 17, 2019 08:35 PM (sGotD)

294 Everyone sees tactic but only Generals see strategy.

Sun Tzu.
Posted by: JackStraw

Amateurs talk strategy, Trump talks linguagistics.

Posted by: Gen. Omar "Miklos" Bradley at December 17, 2019 08:35 PM (QzkSJ)

295 No me digas.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Me degassed. Whoa!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 08:35 PM (aMV0K)

296 Huh. Tucker reporting Bloomberg told a former pregnant employee to "kill it." The baby.


Tammy Bruce says his staff put together an actual book of Bloomberg's most outrageous comments.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

297 Trump is using the Democrat House as toilet paper.

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 17, 2019 08:35 PM (93FI+)

298 The third paragraph on page 3 ("You and your party are desperate....") might be my favorite part. Not tired of winning.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 08:35 PM (SyWbj)

299 I'm guessing this is all Donnie Two Scoops work. I can hear him saying these words.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (sy5kK)


That is the skill of a good speechwriter. Anyone know who it is?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2019 08:35 PM (dNzKv)

300 291 Adam Schiff just said that Trump's letter will be folded into the impeachment charges......
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (o1fzk)

WTF does THAT mean?


It means the FISC just ripped his left nut off and he's screaming in agony.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 08:35 PM (8erNz)

301 The Bird is the Word - The Trashmen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 17, 2019 08:34 PM (HaL55)


I TOLD YOU!

Posted by: Sponge at December 17, 2019 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)

302 Jonah is so upset he is fondling two puppies at once!

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 17, 2019 08:36 PM (yhf6w)

303 Great letter. I especially like the last paragraph.

Posted by: bluebell at December 17, 2019 08:36 PM (/669Q)

304 ''Adam Schiff just said that Trump's letter will be folded into the impeachment charges......
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (o1fzk)

WTF does THAT mean?''

It means that Schiffty is an ass.

Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2019 08:37 PM (RueoN)

305
Ok, so what's the Spanish slogan?

Báte, Báte Chocoláte

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2019 08:37 PM (aKsyK)

306 The beauty is Trump is 100% clear and correct here. It only sounds weird to the coastal beltway numbnut inhabitant. The entire rest of America is nodding. And more and more of us all the time....

Posted by: Abiss at December 17, 2019 08:37 PM (Y8DtA)

307 I'm thinking PDT with a little help from Stephen Miller.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 17, 2019 08:35 PM (sGotD)
---------

The explanation points are def PDT.

Posted by: bluebell at December 17, 2019 08:37 PM (/669Q)

308 Amateurs talk strategy, Trump talks linguagistics.

Posted by: Gen. Omar "Miklos" Bradley


Bravo sir, bravo.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 17, 2019 08:37 PM (LOq4H)

309 291 Adam Schiff just said that Trump's letter will be folded into the impeachment charges......
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (o1fzk)

WTF does THAT mean?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 08:35 PM (h4pf3)

High crimes, misdemeanors and 6 page letters to Nan.

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2019 08:37 PM (cF8AT)

310 Edit: Closed tag [Weirddave]
----------

Spoilsport.
Posted by: bluebell

No, he's just...different.

Posted by: Miklos, similarly afflicted at December 17, 2019 08:37 PM (QzkSJ)

311 Adam Schiff just said that Trump's letter will be folded into the impeachment charges......
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (o1fzk)

WTF does THAT mean?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy


Trump holds Congress in contempt.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 08:37 PM (aMV0K)

312 280
Only bested by Harry Truman's two messages to the Emperor of Japan.

What was that? Truman saying to Hirohito: "sucks to be you"?


Posted by: pep at December 17, 2019 08:33 PM (T6t7i

Special Delivery Air Mail - which wasn't cheap back then; bound to catch your attention when got a message that way.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2019 08:37 PM (o59NR)

313 Adam Schiff just said that Trump's letter will be folded into the impeachment charges......


Like Charmin.

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 17, 2019 08:37 PM (93FI+)

314 Edit: Closed tag [Weirddave]

Doesn't that mean lashes? Correcting the boss?

Posted by: Sponge at December 17, 2019 08:37 PM (Zz0t1)

315 I wonder if Nanny actually read the letter or have someone read it and give her a book report.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at December 17, 2019 08:38 PM (Y9OGo)

316 We hold these truths to be self evident, that all Democrats are feckless turd biters...

I can never write this shit right.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 08:38 PM (M0u+N)

317 I worry who will follow Trump after his second term.


There will never be another like this man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

318 If we still have actual, honest American historians looking back at this period, Trump's letter will be seen as an exemplar of bold truth and righteous indignation in the face of unprecedented and scurrilous sedition.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 17, 2019 08:38 PM (H8QX8)

319 ''I'm guessing this is all Donnie Two Scoops work. I can hear him saying these words. ''

He has another rally this month. I'll bet he repeats them then. I'd love to have him read it himself.

Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2019 08:39 PM (RueoN)

320 Trump Letter (Short version): "Nuts!"

Trump Letter (Less Short Version): "Deez Nuts!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 08:39 PM (U+yse)

321 Shit, now Trump is on quintuple secret probation.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 08:39 PM (M0u+N)

322 "El pueblo unido, jamais sera vencido" ("the people united, will never be defeated)"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Yep. This commie slogan is also used by Antifa, slightly altered so it tracks better in English: "The People, united, can never be divided."

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 17, 2019 08:39 PM (QU+qf)

323 Rush said any grievance of the Democrats will get put into their impeachment files, no matter how trivial.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2019 08:39 PM (ZCEU2)

324 Seriously?

"He wrote a mean letter? WE GOT HIM NOW!!!"

If there is anyone in the country (the world?) left taking these goons seriously, it's past time for you to stop.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2019 08:39 PM (Ct55T)

325 We hold these truths to be self evident, that all Democrats are feckless turd biters...

I can never write this shit right.
Posted by: eleven


No. It looks like you nailed it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 08:39 PM (aMV0K)

326 Just saw the Tom Styer commercial again on how he is going to save the world from "Global Warming" !!! He never says how he is going to do it other then raise taxes on the rich and corporations .....

Posted by: James at December 17, 2019 08:39 PM (qM84C)

327 Trump Letter (Short version): "Nuts!"

Trump Letter (Less Short Version): "Deez Nuts!"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 08:39 PM (U+yse)


This.

Posted by: Sponge at December 17, 2019 08:39 PM (Zz0t1)

328 Ok, so what's the Spanish slogan?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 08:23 PM



Viva la Muerte!

Posted by: Jose Millan Astray at December 17, 2019 08:30 PM (Z+IKu)

Santiago!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Mea

Chavez Vive, La Patria Sigue!

Posted by: runner at December 17, 2019 08:39 PM (zr5Kq)

329 The explanation points are def PDT.
Posted by: bluebell at December 17, 2019 08:37 PM (/669Q)
~~~~~

Oh yeah. I can hear him explaining why he wants them kept in LOL.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 17, 2019 08:40 PM (sGotD)

330 291 Adam Schiff just said that Trump's letter will be folded into the impeachment charges......
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (o1fzk)

Good. That means it hit home.

More clear to me every day that we're up against real evil.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 17, 2019 08:40 PM (H8QX8)

331 WTF does THAT mean?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

Thundergovdome! Two government branches go in, one branch comes out...I know which one I'm betting on!

Posted by: Boswell at December 17, 2019 08:40 PM (32YRo)

332 We hold these truths to be self evident, that all Democrats are feckless turd biters...

This belongs on a tshirt.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 08:40 PM (h4pf3)

333
I fought a fake felony charge against a crooked prosecutor named Carol Chambers for seven years.

Seven. Fucking. Years.

I didn't have the power of the Oval Office behind me. I had to do it as a regular citizen. But I did it. I'll never be hailed as a hero, and I'm not one.

But Trump is. He fought the power. And he won. He's not a pussy like Bush.

He did it in the full view of the public. Nobody has to be afraid of them again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2019 08:40 PM (Adu0z)

334 Somebody called me a turd biter and my fuckin' teeth fell out.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Leader of the Free World at December 17, 2019 08:41 PM (sWM8x)

335 Thundergovdome! Two government branches go in, one branch comes out...I know which one I'm betting on!

(sigh)

The Regulatory Branch

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 08:41 PM (lD3vL)

336 If the believe trump is vulgar at times. They must never have read the Bible.
.never have read signs at their jackpots demonstrations.
Or never heard themselves speak so coyly of America..

Posted by: willow at December 17, 2019 08:41 PM (ru4bz)

337 Rush said any grievance of the Democrats will get put into their impeachment files, no matter how trivial.
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2019 08:39 PM (ZCEU2)


We learned this when that asshole brought up the "grab em by the pussy" comment and the telling Greta Thunderdouche to calm the fuck down. They have nothing but hurt feelings that they can't beat the master at their game.

Posted by: Sponge at December 17, 2019 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)

338 Adam Schiff just said that Trump's letter will be folded into the impeachment charges......




Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (o1fzk)



Charge 3. He hurt our feelings with a letter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2019 08:41 PM (UelFE)

339 He never says how he is going to do it other then raise taxes on the rich and corporations .....
Posted by: James

2. ?

3. Profit!

Posted by: Bruce at December 17, 2019 08:41 PM (vd8XM)

340 Yep. This commie slogan is also used by Antifa, slightly altered so it
tracks better in English: "The People, united, can never be divided."


Close. I think it's more like:
The kulaks

In the gulag
Are running dogs and will be shot

**commies aren't big on meter**

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2019 08:41 PM (T6t7i)

341 Something tells me that there won't be a moment in battle when both sides stop and sing Christmas songs, but they will continue to bomb each other. Hey I referenced a Christmas movie.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 08:41 PM (lUkmJ)

342 John Hinderaker at Powerline wrote at first he assumed the letter was from the White House lawyers, but after reading it thinks DJT wrote it himself.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2019 08:41 PM (ZCEU2)

343 Following are our terms. We will not deviate from them. There are no alternatives. We shall brook no delay.


The alternative for Japan is prompt and utter destruction.


[highlights from Potsdam Declaration]


Followed up by fairly serious confirmations of our seriousness - two nuclear strikes, the first and thus far only such attacks in history.


America, f**k yeah.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2019 08:42 PM (El6T/)

344 Adam Schiff didn't really say that

YET

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 08:42 PM (o1fzk)

345 Trump will impeach the House!!!!

I see it all so clearly now.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 08:42 PM (M0u+N)

346 >>Oh yeah. I can hear him explaining why he wants them kept in LOL.

I can tell Trump wrote it because he quoted his electoral college numbers in 2016. He loves doing that.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 08:42 PM (ZLI7S)

347 Good. That means it hit home.

More clear to me every day that we're up against real evil.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

Yes - this went right to the bone - and hurts with the electorate as well. It's a kill shot...thus Nancy Pants characterization as "sick" ...it was crushingly too true and she knew it.

Posted by: Boswell at December 17, 2019 08:42 PM (32YRo)

348
"I've just read your lousy review of Margaret's concert. I've come to the conclusion that you are an 'eight ulcer man on four ulcer pay.'

"It seems to me that you are a frustrated old man who wishes he could have been successful. When you write such poppy-cock as was in the back section of the paper you work for it shows conclusively that you're off the beam and at least four of your ulcers are at work.

"Some day I hope to meet you. When that happens you'll need a new nose, a lot of beefsteak for black eyes, and perhaps a supporter below!

"Pegler, a gutter snipe, is a gentleman alongside you. I hope you'll accept that statement as a worse insult than a reflection on your ancestry."

1950 Letter from President Truman to Paul Hume, music critic at the Washington Post

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 08:42 PM (7rVsF)

349 304
''Adam Schiff just said that Trump's letter will be folded into the impeachment charges......

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (o1fzk)



WTF does THAT mean?''



It means that Schiffty is an ass.

Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2019 08:37 PM (RueoN)


Ity means Trump pushed every last button he needed to push to put the Democrats into permanent self-destruct mode. "He's being mean to me!" isn't a great charge to bring for an impeachment.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2019 08:43 PM (o59NR)

350 303 Great letter. I especially like the last paragraph.

Posted by: bluebell at December 17, 2019 08:36 PM (/669Q)


I especially like the last two lines, that are always guaranteed to keep the Pelosi and Company enraged and incapable of rational thought:

Donald J. Trump
President of the United States of America

Posted by: Gref at December 17, 2019 08:43 PM (AMIL/)

351 @ChadPergram

Tentative plan for debate on Hse flr tomorrow on impeachment. Closed rule, meaning no amendments. There will be 6 hours of debate, equally divided between the sides.
This means the debate will drift deeper into the evening tomorrow.
Two distinct votes on each article of debate

8:42 PM - 17 Dec 2019

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2019 08:43 PM (cF8AT)

352 He did it in the full view of the public. Nobody has to be afraid of them again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

If the President can delegate the power of the pardon, I would suggest he delegate a whole bunch to you.

Posted by: Miklos, mercy has a power at December 17, 2019 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)

353 So take a letter, Melania

Address it to Madame Speaker

Tell her she can take her Impeachment

And shove it up her squeaker.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Team Fruitcake at December 17, 2019 08:43 PM (q1Pj5)

354 Adam Schiff didn't really say that

YET
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 08:42 PM (o1fzk)


He won't say that.

He WILL say, in his OWN version of the letter, that Trump threatened to skullfuck Nancy after torching the capital building and laying waste to the house in a fit of rage.

Because SATIRE!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 17, 2019 08:43 PM (Zz0t1)

355 Need a little help here.

Posted by: Milkos, throbbing rectal itch at December 17, 2019 08:43 PM (sowfb)

356 Adam Schiff just said that Trump's letter will be folded into the impeachment charges......

And The Golden Scalp Weasel said that Shit-for-Brains impeachment charges will be folded into a paper airplane.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 17, 2019 08:44 PM (HaL55)

357 I'd like to hope that history sees this letter as the watershed moment when Trump went full bore on the counterattack.

He's been playing Rocky in the corner taking shot after shot after shot for three years, and basically laughing most of it off or just throwing shade on Twitter in response...

This is the first real, tangible, actual response to all of their cumulative shenanigans. The impeachment "process" is in an utter shambles, esp. with McConnell giving a solid Bronx cheer to the House over it. So i'm hoping beyond hope that this letter is the crack of a starter's pistol, for all the armies of retribution that have been laid out over the past few years to be let loose in one decisive, hellacious charge into their scattered, broken lines.

(you know....


in #twoweeks)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2019 08:44 PM (Ct55T)

358 Duh. I meant exclamation points. I'm tired.

Posted by: bluebell at December 17, 2019 08:44 PM (/669Q)

359 342 John Hinderaker at Powerline wrote at first he assumed the letter was from the White House lawyers, but after reading it thinks DJT wrote it himself.
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2019 08:41 PM (ZCEU2)

His spoor is all over it. I'm sure he wrote part and gave notes to a speechwriter and then it was vetted by the lawyers. A good speechwriter knows the voice of his subject and makes the collaboration feel undetectable.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 17, 2019 08:44 PM (H8QX8)

360 Dear Dems, GF. No LOL, just Get. Fucked. Assholes!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 17, 2019 08:44 PM (5Mp2h)

361 High crimes, misdemeanors and 6 page letters to Nan.

Thankfully he didn't send a dick-pic with it.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 08:44 PM (lD3vL)

362 That letter is filled with so many rhetorical killers, it's unreal. The best being "unless it's meant in a negative sense". Ouch.

Thank you, God, for sending us this man at this time. The wisdom of the Lord is fucking unmissable sometimes...

Posted by: ... at December 17, 2019 08:44 PM (uEbPt)

363 The pretentious POS former Republican Senator Judd Gregg says PDT is 'conservative in name only'.



Judd Gregg represents the Republican Cum Dumpster wing of the Republican Party.

Trump is the Good and Hard R leader. . The fighting leader. The winning R leader.
May God protect Trump from lower life forms like Judd Greg and his fellow alleged 'R' travelers.

Posted by: Voter theater. at December 17, 2019 08:44 PM (yLeZg)

364 But Trump is. He fought the power. And he won. He's not a pussy like Bush.



He did it in the full view of the public. Nobody has to be afraid of them again.


Your sentiment is again in the majority in America.
Trump is like a two-legged, walking, actual damn poll.


" WHAT , exactly, do you BELIEVE?"


"Answer with your vote."

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 17, 2019 08:45 PM (93FI+)

365 One thing about DJT pissing off the Democrats is they get more mad and do more stupid shit.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2019 08:45 PM (ZCEU2)

366 The Libs cannot handle someone with 10 lb balls !!!! Democrat men need a magnifying glass and tweezers to find theirs !!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at December 17, 2019 08:45 PM (qM84C)

367 Trump holds Congress in contempt.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 08:37 PM (aMV0K)

He can get in feckin' line like the rest of us...

Posted by: Abiss at December 17, 2019 08:45 PM (Y8DtA)

368 "Pfft! Been there, done that."

- - The Boxtops
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2019 08:23 PM (zBaqJ)

====

I got some of that, too.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Cocker at December 17, 2019 08:45 PM (PuMKG)

369 Duh. I meant exclamation points. I'm tired.
Posted by: bluebell at December 17, 2019 08:44 PM (/669Q)
~~~~~

I figured it was autocucumber.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 17, 2019 08:45 PM (sGotD)

370 Someday they will make a movie about him.

Trump Versus The Vampires.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 17, 2019 08:46 PM (b3bcP)

371 Trump threatened to skullfuck Nancy


Talk about a hotdog down a hallway.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 08:46 PM (U+yse)

372 He WILL say, in his OWN version of the letter, that Trump threatened to skullfuck Nancy after torching the capital building and laying waste to the house in a fit of rage.

And over half the country would cheer and demand it be done.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 08:46 PM (lD3vL)

373 John Hinderaker at Powerline wrote at first he assumed the letter was from
the White House lawyers, but after reading it thinks DJT wrote it
himself.

--

The exclamations ! are a giveaway.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 17, 2019 08:46 PM (JoUsr)

374 What is 'sick' fancy is your lies your using govt agencies to lie harass and the attempt to steal. An election. .

Who brought about a pee dossier?
So who is vulgar?

Posted by: willow at December 17, 2019 08:46 PM (ru4bz)

375
John Hinderaker at Powerline wrote at first he assumed the letter was
from the White House lawyers, but after reading it thinks DJT wrote it
himself.

Posted by: Skip


Yes, but it started as a ten page letter. The staff felt it best to remove all the "you dumb fucks, treasonous assholes, baby killing scum, middle class hating wankers, pencil necked little shit," well, you get the picture.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 17, 2019 08:47 PM (LOq4H)

376 "lamentations of their women (D)"

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 17, 2019 08:47 PM (93FI+)

377 And over half the country would cheer and demand it be done.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy


So let it be whipped out.

So let it be done.

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2019 08:47 PM (T6t7i)

378 Meanwhile mueller and his left wing pals are killing Manafort. Hey he is a crook, but he is only in jail for knowing PDT. and he does not deserve a death sentence

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2019 08:47 PM (QER2H)

379 These gd dem lemmings ran off the cliff for Nazi Pelosi and Obama-dont-care last time. They'll do it again now. Fuckers.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 17, 2019 08:47 PM (5Mp2h)

380 Warai-o-toko : great description of the halfassed coup: Playmobil.

Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2019 08:47 PM (SMd3b)

381 One thing about DJT pissing off the Democrats is they get more mad and do more stupid shit.

Sadly, this is yet another inevitable step to Fort Sumter.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 08:47 PM (lD3vL)

382 WIKI: "The non-partisan National Journal gave then-Senator Gregg a composite ideology rating of 65% conservative and 35% liberal."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 08:48 PM (U+yse)

383 Omg. Reporter on Fox telling Tucker a guy in Pelosi's district, went into a store, grabbed a roll of toilet paper, and pooped in the store. And this goes on every single day in SF.


Chesa Boudin says he won't prosecute these crimes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

384 I figured it was autocucumber.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 17, 2019 08:45 PM (sGotD)
--------

Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: I'm Morgan Fairchild at December 17, 2019 08:48 PM (/669Q)

385 What's sick Nancy is telling half the country your police opponent is Hitler and his voters are Nazis..

Sick sick

Posted by: willow at December 17, 2019 08:48 PM (ru4bz)

386 It's all just a matter of time now.

Pelosi. Gravity and Climate Change. A pine box. And a little plot of land with a marker.

Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2019 08:48 PM (zD38/)

387 Trump is clearly guilty of Intimidation of Da House in his threat to skull-fuck Speaker Pelosi.

Posted by: Adam Schiff, With Betty Davis Eyes at December 17, 2019 08:48 PM (sWM8x)

388 "So I asked to see the Capitol Rotunda.

They showed me Jerry Nadler."

Posted by: Miklos Dangerfield at December 17, 2019 08:48 PM (QzkSJ)

389 Chesa Boudin says he won't prosecute these crimes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)
--------

Well sure. The toilet paper cost under $1000.

Posted by: I'm Morgan Fairchild at December 17, 2019 08:48 PM (/669Q)

390 President Trump: Ralphie Parker, just hit in the face with a slushball (impeachment)

Nancy Pelosi: Scut Farkus

Posted by: Count de Monet, Team Fruitcake at December 17, 2019 08:49 PM (q1Pj5)

391 "Judd Gregg" == Jugg Dread?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 17, 2019 08:49 PM (5Mp2h)

392 Good Catholic Nancy should've aborted this baby when she had the chance.
Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at December 17, 2019 07:57 PM (dSvao)


Nah, good Catholic Nanzi will tell you, it's never too late to abort a baby.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2019 08:49 PM (hku12)

393 353 So take a letter, Melania

Address it to Madame Speaker

Tell her she can take her Impeachment

And shove it up her squeaker.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Team Fruitcake at December 17, 2019 08:43 PM (q1Pj5)

Dear Nancy:

In this quite dire predicament
you've made with your impeachament,
There's not much hope
for you, you dope,
so stick it up your fundament.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2019 08:49 PM (Ct55T)

394 Trump's letter > DOJ OIG Report

Posted by: Hands at December 17, 2019 08:49 PM (786Ro)

395 Adam Schiff just said that Trump's letter will be folded into the impeachment charges......

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 08:32 PM (o1fzk)



WTF does THAT mean?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

100% of the time, the Democrats play a persuasion marketing game. Understanding this fact solves every question you may have about them. (The other facts that do that are "they hate your guts", "they lie for fun" and "$$$$".)

The marketing idea of that statement is to give them the upper hand in people's minds. "Folded" is very careful persuasion word choice for a letter that has just meted out some fairly audacious beatdowns. The DNC would have scripted "crumpled" for Schiff if they could get away with it.

Folded is to say it's not worth anything. It's garbage. It's just a piece of paper. Into the charges puts the narrative back on their own track. That's the point of the statement. There is no sense trying to parse it another way.

Posted by: ... at December 17, 2019 08:49 PM (uEbPt)

396 So many scumbags to choose from--Brennan, Comey, etc.--but I gotta say Schiff takes the cake with his sanctimony and lies. He said that Trump asked a foreign government to "did up dirt" on his political rival so many times that millions probably believe that's what the transcript shows

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 08:49 PM (o1fzk)

397 Who brought about a pee dossier?
So who is vulgar?
Posted by: willow at December 17, 2019 08:46 PM (ru4bz)
--------

No kidding, willow.

Posted by: bluebell at December 17, 2019 08:49 PM (/669Q)

398 Its pretty obvious that this letter is meant to whip Nancy Pants into a frenzy and to get impeachment over the line...Trump wants as many rats as possible to drown. And Pelosi is just the over estrogenated pol to forget the politics involved and do it...falling right into his trap. Her reaction is similar to when she met Trump in early fall and he told her she was a bad politician and thus whipped her into an uncontrolled frenzy - she pointed at him and told him "just wait and see what we do to you!" It was an immature and uncontrolled response...just what he wanted and it made her look bad. Same thing going on here...

Posted by: Boswell at December 17, 2019 08:50 PM (32YRo)

399 383 Omg. Reporter on Fox telling Tucker a guy in Pelosi's district, went into a store, grabbed a roll of toilet paper, and pooped in the store. And this goes on every single day in SF.

I saw a 300 pound homeless guy take a dump just outside the Whole Foods in Westwood in LA. The face on the hipster girl just emerging from the store at that moment was memorable.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 17, 2019 08:50 PM (H8QX8)

400 Omg. Reporter on Fox telling Tucker a guy in Pelosi's district, went into a store, grabbed a roll of toilet paper, and pooped in the store. And this goes on every single day in SF.


Chesa Boudin says he won't prosecute these crimes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)


There was a pic someone posted on Twatter the other day where a dude just shit right there in aisle 12 in Safeway.

San FranShitsco

Posted by: Sponge at December 17, 2019 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)

401 "Trump, What is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lactation of their women!"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 08:51 PM (aMV0K)

402 You can`t prove a thing!

Posted by: Milkos, clown with buried bodies under the crawl space at December 17, 2019 08:51 PM (sowfb)

403 I fought a fake felony charge against a crooked prosecutor named Carol Chambers for seven years. . . . I'll never be hailed as a hero, and I'm not one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
________

I don't mean to be the guy who nitpicks the minutiae around here, but you're wrong. You're a hero, YD. Heroism takes courage in all its forms. You must have had that. You couldn't have not had courage.

Well done.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2019 08:51 PM (ScWBu)

404 Omg. Reporter on Fox telling Tucker a guy in Pelosi's district, went into a store, grabbed a roll of toilet paper, and pooped in the store.



It wasn't just a store. It was a GROCERY store.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 08:52 PM (aMV0K)

405 Omg. Reporter on Fox telling Tucker a guy in Pelosi's district, went into a store, grabbed a roll of toilet paper, and pooped in the store. And this goes on every single day in SF.

You would think employee retention would be a bit of a problem. Who wants to get MRSA and die from cleaning up something "legal" in aisle 12?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 08:52 PM (lD3vL)

406 Folded is to say it's not worth anything.



If anybody folds, it won't be Trump.

He owns the friggin' casino.

He is, effectively, the House.

Posted by: Miklos at the 5 buck table at December 17, 2019 08:52 PM (QzkSJ)

407 So Trump is guilty of defending himself from the onslaught.

Impeach!!!

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2019 08:52 PM (hbeK4)

408 I fought a fake felony charge against a crooked prosecutor named Carol Chambers for seven years. . . . I'll never be hailed as a hero, and I'm not one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
________

I don't mean to be the guy who nitpicks the minutiae around here, but you're wrong. You're a hero, YD. Heroism takes courage in all its forms. You must have had that. You couldn't have not had courage.

Well done.
Posted by: FireHorse



Seconded.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 08:52 PM (aMV0K)

409 Trump ought to tell the Pot Belly Boy from NoRK to take my offer or the US will "Nuke you till you glow and then use your asses as runway lights to recover our B-52s in Pyongyang" !!!!!

Posted by: James at December 17, 2019 08:52 PM (qM84C)

410 The name "Chesa Boudin" just screams "no stranger to the taste of cum, and is in fact a connoisseur".

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 17, 2019 08:53 PM (5Mp2h)

411 Bluebell it's infuriating..the lies the using their media to harass and lie about half the voters. To send their monsters out to physically damage voters..

They really need an ass beating. The mtr fk fkrs

Posted by: willow at December 17, 2019 08:53 PM (ru4bz)

412 Well at least he cared enough to wipe....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 08:53 PM (o1fzk)

413 Even Scott Adams, who is not religious - was offended by Peelousy's pretend praying.

Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2019 08:53 PM (SMd3b)

414 You can`t prove a thing!

Posted by: Milkos, clown with buried bodies under the crawl space at December 17, 2019 08:51 PM (sowfb)

Malaria victims?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Team Fruitcake at December 17, 2019 08:53 PM (q1Pj5)

415
New euphemism: "Gotta go to San Francisco".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 08:53 PM (7rVsF)

416 It's all just a matter of time now.

Pelosi. Gravity and Climate Change. A pine box. And a little plot of land with a marker.
Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2019 08:48 PM (zD38/)


And a nice hefty donation to the Fresh Pope, in an attempt to save her soul from damnation.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2019 08:53 PM (hku12)

417 And a day late!

Posted by: Milkos, a buck short at December 17, 2019 08:54 PM (sowfb)

418 "It wasn't just a store. It was a GROCERY store."

Well, is it part of their recycling initiative?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 17, 2019 08:54 PM (5Mp2h)

419 dot dot dot you are right on the money as usual

I would almost think you worked in advertising?!?!

narrative framing narrative framing that is all they do, that is their breath and their sustenance

they are the lotus eaters

for them it is always words never actions always always words

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 17, 2019 08:54 PM (Rarvo)

420 Lindsy Graham will never let the truth out of his buddy John McCain, a player in all of this. If pushed he will claim a tumor did it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 08:54 PM (lUkmJ)

421 He did it in the full view of the public. Nobody has to be afraid of them again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2019 08:40 PM (Adu0z)

From your lips to God's ears. Not just ^^^ that ^^^ but all of it.

Posted by: Abiss at December 17, 2019 08:54 PM (Y8DtA)

422 409 Trump ought to tell the Pot Belly Boy from NoRK to take my offer or the US will "Nuke you till you glow and then use your asses as runway lights to recover our B-52s in Pyongyang" !!!!!
Posted by: James at December 17, 2019 08:52 PM (qM84C)

It's the South Koreans, specifically most of their population within rocket range of the NoRKs, that holds him back.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 08:55 PM (sy5kK)

423 Whew. Maybe I still need to take more time off from politics.. I'm literally seething..the frkn monsters

Posted by: willow at December 17, 2019 08:55 PM (ru4bz)

424 "It wasn't just a store. It was a GROCERY store."


Free range hummus?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Team Fruitcake at December 17, 2019 08:55 PM (q1Pj5)

425 Oh, and Nancy, go get your fucking shine box.

Posted by: The Letter at December 17, 2019 08:55 PM (l3+k2)

426 Adam Schiff didn't really say that

YET

Posted by: JoeF.
________

Wow. I read that as

"Adam Schiff didn't really say that

"Y&T"

(Asked another sweetie, 'Can I buy you a drink?')

Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2019 08:55 PM (ScWBu)

427 This letter will be studied by historians and PoliSci students for decades and centuries to come.

Whether it will be revered as important and praiseworthy as the Gettysburg Address, or (on the other hand) dissected with disgust as the 21st-century Mein Kampf, all depends on how you vote in November 2020.

VOTE! THE LEGACY OF TRUMP'S LETTER DEPENDS ON IT!

Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2019 08:55 PM (fK2gX)

428 You would think employee retention would be a bit of
a problem. Who wants to get MRSA and die from cleaning up something
"legal" in aisle 12?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy


I can't wait to see what the retail core in that city looks like in a year. Corporate HQ: "Shut it down, ain't worth the lawsuits."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 17, 2019 08:55 PM (LOq4H)

429 373
John Hinderaker at Powerline wrote at first he assumed the letter was from

the White House lawyers, but after reading it thinks DJT wrote it

himself.

--

The exclamations ! are a giveaway.


Posted by: Lady in Black at December 17, 2019 08:46 PM (JoUsr)

Well of course Trump wrote it, in consultation with his lawyers. He hasn't gone anywhere in business over the last 40+ years without a bodyguard of lawyers. Why would he suddenly change? He has the Trump invectives and mannerisms in the letter, without any legal handholds provided for the offended. And with all of the over-the-top Trump mannerisms and invective he gets people to actually read it, like a gossip magazine, hoping for something good in there!

And he delivers the goods! And he also delivers his own side of the story again, getting that out past the MSM censors. Well done, Golden Scalp Weasel; well done.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2019 08:55 PM (o59NR)

430 When you gotta go, go to Safeway.

Posted by: Nancy Pelousi, Supporting mongoloid rights! at December 17, 2019 08:55 PM (SyWbj)

431 dot dot dot you are right on the money as usual



I would almost think you worked in advertising?!?!



narrative framing narrative framing that is all they do, that is their breath and their sustenance



they are the lotus eaters



for them it is always words never actions always always words

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 17, 2019 08:54 PM (Rarvo)

Thanks Orchid. I don't, but I probably could.

Posted by: ... at December 17, 2019 08:55 PM (uEbPt)

432 Man shits in San Fran Safeway Grocery Store:

https://twitter.com/debkhk/status/ 1206359030576238592/photo/1

Remove Space.

Posted by: Sponge at December 17, 2019 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)

433 Those 'crapping in stores' crimes Chesa Boudin will not prosecute are what he calls quality of life crimes. What he doesn't care about is the quality of life left for the regular, normal taxpayers who have to experience the filth and decay of that city. Those are non-persons apparently to dear Chesa.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 17, 2019 08:56 PM (JoUsr)

434 424 "It wasn't just a store. It was a GROCERY store."

Free range hummus?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Team Fruitcake at December 17, 2019 08:55 PM (q1Pj5)

At least it ain't gonna hurt the Raw Water stocks none.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2019 08:56 PM (Ct55T)

435 I saw a 300 pound homeless guy take a dump just outside the Whole Foods in Westwood in LA. The face on the hipster girl just emerging from the store at that moment was memorable.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

That's nothing...in Venice Beach, the home owners have homeless people outside their doors that they feed, like pets. They brag about their homeless person, like talking about a family member while hanging out at some phoo-phoo restaurant. People as pets, that's what the rich in LA are down to...

Posted by: Boswell at December 17, 2019 08:56 PM (32YRo)

436 Maybe Ben Had can answer this. Years ago, I had access to horse limiment. I think it was MSDS. Was green in a clear glass bottle. It have belonged to my cousin's deceases grandma. It worked great on sore muscles. Is it still around? Is that the correct name?

Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2019 08:56 PM (MTxDQ)

437 Yep. Going to continue my break..love and hugs.
Peace

Posted by: willow at December 17, 2019 08:56 PM (ru4bz)

438 F***ing shithead Dems will just add this letter to the impeachment charges. They are shameless and ruthless in pursuit of power. .

Posted by: Ripley at December 17, 2019 08:56 PM (NbRJx)

439 Whether it will be revered as important and praiseworthy as the Gettysburg Address, or (on the other hand) dissected with disgust as the 21st-century Mein Kampf, all depends on how you vote in November 2020.

VOTE! THE LEGACY OF TRUMP'S LETTER DEPENDS ON IT!
Posted by: zombie


"History will be kind to me, for I plan to write it."

Posted by: W. S. Churchill at December 17, 2019 08:56 PM (QzkSJ)

440 YD: You can beat the rap but you can't beat the ride. Had a similar circumstance in my fam.

Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2019 08:57 PM (SMd3b)

441 Out: Broken Windows

In: Pimp Skitters and Frozen Dinners

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2019 08:57 PM (Ct55T)

442
omg Brennan just said "Mistakes were made" on Chris Hayes. Literally said the agents were doing their best and there was nothing political.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 08:57 PM (fuB/u)

443 San Franshitsco. Come for the seafood. Blow your mud downtown.

Posted by: Sponge at December 17, 2019 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)

444 Omg. Reporter on Fox telling Tucker a guy in Pelosi's district, went into a store, grabbed a roll of toilet paper, and pooped in the store.



It wasn't just a store. It was a GROCERY store.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 08:52 PM (aMV0K)

It's just organic fertilizer for the veggie aisle.

Not seeing a problem here.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 08:57 PM (h4pf3)

445 Lol. Fredo said today that defending Trump is "un-Christian."

Abortion supporter says what?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

446 Well, I see the beer has affected my spelling, and I don't care.

Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2019 08:57 PM (MTxDQ)

447 Bye willow. Nice to see you. Hang in there. I can't take much of the news these days either.

Posted by: bluebell at December 17, 2019 08:58 PM (/669Q)

448 Holy shit, that was an awesome letter.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 17, 2019 08:58 PM (ufFY8)

449 445 Lol. Fredo said today that defending Trump is "un-Christian."

Abortion supporter says what?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

Is that what Your Muslim Faith tells you, Dumbo?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2019 08:58 PM (Ct55T)

450 Man shits in San Fran Safeway Grocery Store:

Back in more pleasant times, the Marina Safeway was known as the Singles' Safeway - people would get dolled up, and pursue each other in the aisles.

Now, it is the Dung Safeway.

Posted by: Prison Guards! at December 17, 2019 08:58 PM (I2/tG)

451
"It wasn't just a store. It was a GROCERY store."

Explains the romaine lettuce problem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 08:58 PM (7rVsF)

452 I like President Trump's letter.

+ 6.022 x 10²³ ²³

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2019 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

453 "It wasn't just a store. It was a GROCERY store."

------------------
Free range hummus?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Team Fruitcake at December 17, 2019 08:55 PM (q1Pj5)


Aisle 9, Ethnic Foo.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2019 08:58 PM (hku12)

454 >>omg Brennan just said "Mistakes were made" on Chris Hayes. Literally said the agents were doing their best and there was nothing political.

Well I guess we can wrap it up then.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)

455 432 Man shits in San Fran Safeway Grocery Store:

https://twitter.com/debkhk/status/ 1206359030576238592/photo/1

Remove Space.
Posted by: Sponge


Remove ALL the space. Just hose it down with disinfectant.

Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2019 08:59 PM (fK2gX)

456 Omg. Reporter on Fox telling Tucker a guy in Pelosi's district, went
into a store, grabbed a roll of toilet paper, and pooped in the store.
And this goes on every single day in SF.



I left my shit in San Francisco


In a grocery, it calls to me



To be where piles of shit are stacked like bars



Climb halfway to the stars!



And the morning stench will foul the air



My excrement waits there (my excrement waits there) in San Francisco



Above the brown and soiled streets




When I come home to you, San Francisco,



Your golden showers will shine for me!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2019 08:59 PM (UelFE)

457 Well, I see the beer has affected my spelling, and I don't care.

Posted by: Infidel
________

I wood like to take credit for that, if I may.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 17, 2019 08:59 PM (ScWBu)

458
But really, I want Trump to make his mercy contingent upon televised confessions and apologies. Every one of them, as high up as they go.

Grand finale: ?????

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 08:59 PM (fuB/u)

459 When the "college educated" women in those cities have to drive 20 miles to buy tampax, they MIGHT get the message.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 17, 2019 09:00 PM (LOq4H)

460 Number 18 in 2019 Donald Trump squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 2019.

Posted by: Schiffman at December 17, 2019 09:00 PM (M0u+N)

461 Is Brennan starting to sweat?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 09:00 PM (o1fzk)

462
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2019 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

We now know the identity of the mole.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 09:00 PM (7rVsF)

463 Tomorrow's tag-line on the circular:

"Deals so great you'll sh*t yourself!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2019 09:00 PM (Ct55T)

464 *squeeshes WaterCow's cheeks*

Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2019 09:00 PM (MTxDQ)

465 San Franshitshow.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 09:00 PM (aMV0K)

466 Mr Scott to bridge: Captain, the depends crystals, they cant take anymore.

Captain to Engineering: Scotty, there arent any replacement depends crystals for parsecs!

Mr Scott to bridge: But Captain, the shields are failing in sectors Pelosi, Schiff, Nadler and Schumer!!!

Captain to engineering: Scotty, I dont care if you have to Trump them all!! This swamp must be drained!

Posted by: henry at December 17, 2019 09:01 PM (J3Rfi)

467 Hey Hedgehog Hannity says the FISA Court Letter to the FIB is just breaking news now

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 17, 2019 09:01 PM (BqBId)

468 Looks like Brennan and Comey are beginning squirm !!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at December 17, 2019 09:01 PM (qM84C)

469 Don't see the big deal. Pelosi shits her depends in Washington every day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2019 09:01 PM (93FI+)

470 Trump just took of his gloves and slapped the Dems face with them.

Very publicly.

Posted by: davidt at December 17, 2019 09:01 PM (l3+k2)

471 >>Is Brennan starting to sweat?

He's been sweating for quite some time. He's starting to panic.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)

472 Adam Schiff just said that Trump's letter will be folded into the impeachment charges......


EMFOLDED FOADY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' lipstick at December 17, 2019 09:01 PM (786Ro)

473
>>omg Brennan just said "Mistakes were made" on Chris Hayes. Literally said the agents were doing their best and there was nothing political.

Well I guess we can wrap it up then.
Posted by: JackStraw

======

He's using textbook bully tactics. "If you don't forgive me, then the resulting polarization in our society is all your fault."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:01 PM (fuB/u)

474 God Bless our President. Love that guy who constantly points, laughs out loud, calling BS for what it is and walking off.

Tell me, what other republican would every have the nutz to call BS for what it is before Orange Man Bad came along? Reagan maybe? Lincoln?

I dunno

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 17, 2019 09:01 PM (+ldAm)

475 But really, I want Trump to make his mercy contingent upon televised confessions and apologies. Every one of them, as high up as they go.

Grand finale: ?????
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Strapping the guilty to the muzzles of howitzers before a Grand Collusion performance of the 1812 Overture?

Posted by: Miklos, volunteer event planner at December 17, 2019 09:02 PM (QzkSJ)

476 omg Brennan just said "Mistakes were made" on Chris Hayes. Literally said the agents were doing their best and there was nothing political.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

This man needs to experience being shaved and hosed down for lice before entering a prison outside of Danbury, CT to begin his 7 year sentence...that will improve his mind.

Posted by: Boswell at December 17, 2019 09:02 PM (32YRo)

477 Buttigieg would be better off swanning about in sequins in Elagabalus: The Musical in Kansas City.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

So you're saying he's a Kansas City faggot?

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at December 17, 2019 09:02 PM (VNfwt)

478 434 424 "It wasn't just a store. It was a GROCERY store."

Free range hummus?

Posted by: Count de Monet


And it's not just ANY grocery store.

This is legendary Marina Safeway, famous as the last bastion of heterosexuality in San Francisco.

It's the closest store to the Cow Hollow, Union Street and Marina districts, which in the '80s where are the remaining straight white people in the city fled to and huddled in fear, while the gays, Asians and bums took over the rest of the city. The marina Safeway was famous as the last place in SF where it was safe to flirt with members of the opposite sex, because it was the only place where straight men (who spoke English) could be found.

And now, even the Final Refuge if full of human shit.

The end has arrived.

Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2019 09:02 PM (fK2gX)

479 I remember when I would go shopping with mom and people smoking in the grocery store, and movies and well every where.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 09:02 PM (lUkmJ)

480 But really, I want Trump to make his mercy contingent upon televised confessions and apologies. Every one of them, as high up as they go.

Grand finale: ?????

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
________

Wow. Honest, I was thinking the exact same thing and wondered if NBC owns the "You're fired" catchphrase.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2019 09:02 PM (ScWBu)

481 Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)
******
Easter Island Face's Asshole is so tight if he farted only dogs would hear it

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 17, 2019 09:02 PM (BqBId)

482 Shiff ain't getting a letter from Trump.

He's just getting a manila envelope with a dried up dog turd in it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2019 09:02 PM (Ct55T)

483
Lisa Page up next on Rachel Maddow. Let's see how telegenic she is. Her future career as a MSM talking head depends on it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:03 PM (fuB/u)

484 "When the "college educated" women in those cities have to drive 20 miles to buy tampax, they MIGHT get the message.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp"

The only message they will get is that it is the fault of the patriarchy.

Posted by: Ripley at December 17, 2019 09:03 PM (NbRJx)

485 436 Infidel, it's DMSO and readily available wherever veterinary products are sold. Tractor Supply, Big R, Shepplers, etc. It's actually a solvent, so if you use it make sure the skin is clean so you don't dissolve dirty stuff into your bloodstream.

Posted by: April at December 17, 2019 09:03 PM (OX9vb)

486 Is Brennan starting to sweat?

He's been sweating for quite some time. He's starting to panic.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)
---------

I won't be happy until he's buried up to his neck in sand on Easter Island with his ancestors.

Posted by: bluebell at December 17, 2019 09:03 PM (/669Q)

487
old and busted: Please don't squeeze the Charmin
new hotness: Please don't squeeze one out in Safeway

Posted by: Hands at December 17, 2019 09:03 PM (786Ro)

488
When all this is over, Trump should show magnanimity toward his opponents. After some hangings.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 09:03 PM (7rVsF)

489 Trump defended himself in a stern letter. Isn't that impeachable?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2019 09:04 PM (93FI+)

490 The marketing idea of that statement is to give them the upper hand in people's minds. "Folded" is very careful persuasion word choice for a letter that has just meted out some fairly audacious beatdowns.

The "people's minds" are not minds that need to be persuaded, those minds that need to be assuaged.

No one but the intelligentsia will consider those words, the vast majority of people who aren't even aware of Schiff's statements wouldn't appreciate the nuance anyway. This is for inside-the-Beltway consumption.

Fewer than 5% of the population will even be aware of St Trump's Epistle to the Pharisees.


Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 09:04 PM (lD3vL)

491
Honest, I was thinking the exact same thing and wondered if NBC owns the "You're fired" catchphrase.
Posted by: FireHorse

=======

It's not even just for the lip-smacking goodness; they really have to do this for the sake of the nation. We can't let this go down as a Did-they-or-didn't-they.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:04 PM (fuB/u)

492 All the aisles are brown

And the boxes gray

I've been for a walk

On a winter's day

I'd be safe and clean

If I was in L A

Cleanup in aisle seven!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Team Fruitcake at December 17, 2019 09:04 PM (q1Pj5)

493 Doc on Tucker's show earlier was listing all the diseases being spread in SF.

I guess SF envirotards just pretends not to notice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

494 When all this is over, Trump should show magnanimity toward his opponents. After some hangings.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 09:03 PM (7rVsF)

In my view, a simple hanging would *be* the magnanimous route.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2019 09:05 PM (Ct55T)

495
When all this is over, Trump should show magnanimity toward his opponents. After some hangings.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

=======

I'm down with magnanimity as long as they publicly confess.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:05 PM (fuB/u)

496 I remember when I would go shopping with mom and people smoking in the grocery store, and movies and well every where.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

I remember smoking at the loan table back when reviewing my commercial loan portfolio at the bank back in the early 80's...we all had ash trays in front of us at those meetings...now all I can say is "what the ever living fuck were we thinking?"

Posted by: Boswell at December 17, 2019 09:05 PM (32YRo)

497 30 8 It needed to be said. The media claims Trump is crass. So what? I'm tired of losing with grace and dignity.
Posted by: RS

My mother: "he's kinda arrogant and a loudmouth."

Me: that's why I love him. He fights."
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
---------
ECB, exact same conversation with mine.. you're not NSA Bob in disguise are you?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 17, 2019 09:05 PM (+ldAm)

498 When all this is over, Trump should show magnanimity toward his opponents. After some hangings.

Yeah, cut them down from the lamp posts before the carrion eaters leave them as skeletons.


Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 09:05 PM (lD3vL)

499 This man needs to experience being shaved and hosed down for lice before entering a prison outside of Danbury, CT to begin his 7 year sentence...that will improve his mind.
Posted by: Boswell


Federal lockup in Deer Lodge, Montana. So far out in nowhere, that the sun rising on Monday, doesn't get there until Wednesday.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 09:05 PM (aMV0K)

500 >>I won't be happy until he's buried up to his neck in sand on Easter Island with his ancestors.

Kind of harsh for a home school mom.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)

501 Someone needs to find where Chesa Boudin lives and simply dump a bucket of human excrement on the sidewalk in front of his house every night, to greet him in the morning. No message. Jump a pile of human turds.

Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2019 09:06 PM (fK2gX)

502 473


>>omg Brennan just said "Mistakes were made" on Chris Hayes.
Literally said the agents were doing their best and there was nothing
political.



Well I guess we can wrap it up then.

Posted by: JackStraw



======



He's using textbook bully tactics. "If you don't forgive me, then the resulting polarization in our society is all your fault."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:01 PM (fuB/u)


The "modified limited hangout" - how Nixonian.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2019 09:06 PM (o59NR)

503 When all this is over, Trump should show magnanimity toward his opponents. After some hangings.

Yeah, cut them down from the lamp posts before the carrion eaters leave them as skeletons.


Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy



Allow their bones to be shipped to their kin for burial.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 09:07 PM (aMV0K)

504 I'm not a Catholic, but what in the holy hell does it take for this creature to be excommunicated from the Catholic Church

She is. There are certain offenses which automatically separate the offender from the Church without the need for a formal tribunal (there is of course a Latin phrase for it, but my Code of Canon Law is out of reach right now). Pelosi, Old Mario, Young Andrew, many of the Kennedys, etc., have done so.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 17, 2019 09:07 PM (qyH+l)

505 Anyone watching Lisa Page on Maddow?

Posted by: IrishEi at December 17, 2019 09:07 PM (sGotD)

506 I Left My Shart
In San Fran- ciscooooo....

Posted by: Tony Bennett's Irritable Bowel Syndrome at December 17, 2019 09:07 PM (U+yse)

507 Sadly, this blog is all too replete with heteronormative gender constructs.

Posted by: Hortense Smythe-Jones at December 17, 2019 09:07 PM (DMUuz)

508 The only message they will get is that it is the fault of the patriarchy.


Posted by: Ripley at December

I spend hours puzzling this stuff out and some sob blows it up in one sentence. (smiley face icon here)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 17, 2019 09:07 PM (LOq4H)

509 YHGTBFKM The left came unglued today because Neil Gorsuch said Merry Christmas on F & F. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

I've been out Christmas shopping all day and every store I went to all wished me a Merry Christmas before I could wish them one. Not one person said Happy Holidays. It was wonderful.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 17, 2019 09:07 PM (wiXsO)

510 DMSO is the liniment you are looking for . Not FDA approved for humans. Works though!

Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2019 09:07 PM (f6lTY)

511 I'm down with magnanimity as long as they publicly confess.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:05 PM (fuB/u)
---------

I want them to do jail time before any magnanimity. He can be magnanimous when he visits them on Riker's Island. He can bring them a candy bar or a pack of Ramen.

Posted by: bluebell at December 17, 2019 09:07 PM (/669Q)

512
Tell me, what other republican would every have the nutz to call BS for what it is before Orange Man Bad came along? Reagan maybe? Lincoln?

I dunno
Posted by: NALNAMSAM

============

And who will hence? Matt Gaetz seems like a naughty boy, so does John Ratcliffe. But nothing like the man Milo calls "Daddy."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:08 PM (fuB/u)

513 Shiff ain't getting a letter from Trump.

He's just getting a manila envelope with a dried up dog turd in it.



Flaming?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 09:08 PM (U+yse)

514 507 Sadly, this blog is all too replete with heteronormative gender constructs.
Posted by: Hortense Smythe-Jones at December 17, 2019 09:07 PM (DMUuz)

I know right?

*waggle waggle*

Isn't it glorious?

*waggle waggle*

Posted by: Warai-otoko, looking down, grinning, proudly at December 17, 2019 09:08 PM (Ct55T)

515 475 But really, I want Trump to make his mercy contingent upon televised confessions and apologies. Every one of them, as high up as they go.

Grand finale: ?????
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Strapping the guilty to the muzzles of howitzers before a Grand Collusion performance of the 1812 Overture?

Posted by: Miklos, volunteer event planner at December 17, 2019 09:02 PM (QzkSJ)


Naked with earplugs.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2019 09:08 PM (7cJE3)

516 Doc on Tucker's show earlier was listing all the diseases being spread in SF

Dad walks home from work on shit-smeared sidewalk.
Walks in house, tracks across rug.

Smiling infant crawls across rug to hug Daddy and say hello.

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 17, 2019 09:08 PM (93FI+)

517 Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Ted Bundy at December 17, 2019 09:08 PM (sWM8x)

518 Allow their bones to be shipped to their kin for burial.
Posted by: rickb223

But charge them for the bullet. I think that's part of the Chinese trade deal.

Posted by: Miklos, ni hao ma at December 17, 2019 09:08 PM (QzkSJ)

519 Kind of harsh for a home school mom.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)
---------

Yeah, talk to my kids about that.

Posted by: bluebell at December 17, 2019 09:09 PM (/669Q)

520 Shiff ain't getting a letter from Trump.

He's just getting a manila envelope with a dried up dog turd in it.


I would prefer the "letter" be an arrest warrant delivered by a horde of hooded jacked-up SWAT team delivered at 4 AM with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 09:09 PM (lD3vL)

521 Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 17, 2019 09:02 PM (BqBId)

His ass is definitely sucking up seat cushion...probably cant drive a toothpick in his asshole with a sledgehammer.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2019 09:09 PM (LBnTd)

522 Tell me, what other republican would every have the nutz to call BS for what it is before Orange Man Bad came along? Reagan maybe? Lincoln?

I dunno
Posted by: NALNAMSAM


Jackson.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 09:09 PM (aMV0K)

523 Doc on Tucker's show earlier was listing all the diseases being spread in SF.

--

And here we thought 60s Haight-Ashbury was dirty and gross...

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 17, 2019 09:09 PM (JoUsr)

524
I want them to do jail time before any magnanimity. He can be magnanimous when he visits them on Riker's Island. He can bring them a candy bar or a pack of Ramen.
Posted by: bluebell

======

That'll work, too.

A few months of pants-shitting, kitchen duty, harsh soap, wishing they had Jeffrey Epstein's guards, that sort of thing, and then Trump drops by and asks them on that phone from the other side of the glass, "You wanna get out?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:10 PM (fuB/u)

525 Federal lockup in Deer Lodge, Montana. So far out in nowhere, that the sun rising on Monday, doesn't get there until Wednesday.

Posted by: rickb223

Had a close friend who used to be a screw at the Fed Penn outside Danbury...Hells Junction was the nickname...it was not a happy place and the inmates came out rather bowlegged and timid.

Posted by: Boswell at December 17, 2019 09:10 PM (32YRo)

526 383 Omg. Reporter on Fox telling Tucker a guy in Pelosi's district, went into a store, grabbed a roll of toilet paper, and pooped in the store. And this goes on every single day in SF.


Chesa Boudin says he won't prosecute these crimes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)


GP has a story on this one. One of the commenters related that he stopped a guy from defecating between rows of books in the library.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at December 17, 2019 09:10 PM (Vy7tf)

527 Madcow is still yammering on about Russia!!

Monomaniacal, she is.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:10 PM (SyWbj)

528 >>And here we thought 60s Haight-Ashbury was dirty and gross...

Great music though.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 09:10 PM (ZLI7S)

529 Shiff ain't getting a letter from Trump.



He's just getting a manila envelope with a dried up dog turd in it.





Flaming?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 09:08 PM (U+yse)


Mayor Buttplug: You rang?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2019 09:10 PM (UelFE)

530 Ryan Fournier
@RyanAFournier
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell just said that the Senate will dismiss impeachment after opening arguments.

Take that, Dems.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 17, 2019 09:11 PM (BqBId)

531
Anyone watching Lisa Page on Maddow?
Posted by: IrishEi

======

I think it's gonna be the next segment. Rachel is blathering about Russia at the moment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:12 PM (fuB/u)

532 523 Doc on Tucker's show earlier was listing all the diseases being spread in SF.

--

And here we thought 60s Haight-Ashbury was dirty and gross...

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 17, 2019 09:09 PM (JoUsr)


Guy who operates a homeless shelter there - part of his leg amputated because of staph infection he caught in the area.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2019 09:12 PM (7cJE3)

533 Had a close friend who used to be a screw at the Fed Penn outside Danbury...Hells Junction was the nickname...it was not a happy place and the inmates came out rather bowlegged and timid.
Posted by: Boswell


I had a chance to go federal back in the early 80's while I was state. That place was too far out.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 09:13 PM (aMV0K)

534 Just reading that some literal POS took a sh*t in a grocery store absolutely enrages me! I seriously think if I witnessed that I would be in jail for beating the life out of that scum.

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 17, 2019 09:13 PM (a4qVe)

535 Years ago, I had access to horse limiment. I think it was MSDS. Was green in a clear glass bottle. It have belonged to my cousin's deceases grandma. It worked great on sore muscles. Is it still around? Is that the correct name?

Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2019 08:56 PM (MTxDQ)


You are thinking of DMSO, dimethyl sulfoxide. In addition to being used as horse liniment, it has a wide range of veterinary and medicinal applications, although it gives the animal (or person) who uses it a very...distinctive breath odor. Some say garlic, but having had to use it on one of my dogs many years ago, it always seemed to me to smell more like oysters.

Posted by: HTL at December 17, 2019 09:13 PM (obUyF)

536

GP has a story on this one. One of the commenters related that he stopped a guy from defecating between rows of books in the library.



Because libraries don't have bathrooms.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 09:13 PM (U+yse)

537 Scalise is way too calm. What is he talking about, "This will be a stain on Nancy Pelosi's legacy". The stain on her legacy is the least of her problems.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:13 PM (SyWbj)

538 "Anyone watching Lisa Page on Maddow?"

Good gawd man even the horde has a line they simply will not cross.

Posted by: jsg at December 17, 2019 09:14 PM (cd5if)

539 My mother: "he's kinda arrogant and a loudmouth."

Me: that's why I love him. He fights."
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
---------
ECB, exact same conversation with mine.. you're not NSA Bob in disguise are you?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 17, 2019 09:05 PM (+ldAm)

Have we ever been seen together?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 09:14 PM (h4pf3)

540 I won't be happy until he's buried up to his neck in sand on Easter Island with his ancestors.

A lot of guys take their .50BMG precision rifles out into the desert to shoot at prairie dogs, the result of solid contact is described as "red mist".

I don't know why the though of those sport shooters came to mind.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 09:14 PM (lD3vL)

541 So I told them if we do a remake of "The Streets of San Francisco," I'm wearing a damn hazmat suit.

Posted by: Carl Mauldin at December 17, 2019 09:14 PM (sWM8x)

542
I'm not a Catholic, but what in the holy hell does it take for this creature to be excommunicated from the Catholic Church

She cannot (or ought not) receive the Sacraments due to the quaint Catholic concept of Scandal. "It does not require that the other person actually commit sin; to be scandalous, it suffices that the act is of a nature to lead someone to sin. Scandal is performed with the intention of inducing someone to sin. Urging someone to commit a sin is therefore active scandal."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 09:14 PM (7rVsF)

543 Opening arguments by who!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2019 09:15 PM (93FI+)

544 Maddow reports that the White House Counsel's office has put out word that they had nothing to do with PDT's letter.

She's difficult to watch.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 17, 2019 09:15 PM (sGotD)

545 SF homeless crapping in public stores and libraries.

There are toilet facilities in these buildings, and are open to all.

The default response should be to bat whack these pooping bums in the head, by any citizen, every time they try.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 09:15 PM (sy5kK)

546 This is legendary Marina Safeway, famous as the last bastion of heterosexuality in San Francisco.



It's the closest store to the Cow Hollow, Union Street and Marina
districts, which in the '80s where are the remaining straight white
people in the city fled to and huddled in fear, while the gays, Asians
and bums took over the rest of the city. The marina Safeway was famous
as the last place in SF where it was safe to flirt with members of the
opposite sex, because it was the only place where straight men (who
spoke English) could be found.



And now, even the Final Refuge if full of human shit.



The end has arrived.

Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2019 09:02 PM (fK2gX)


That Safeway had better stock up on Bon Ami and bleach.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Team Fruitcake at December 17, 2019 09:16 PM (q1Pj5)

547 BREAKING: Mitch McConnell just said that the Senate will dismiss impeachment after opening arguments.

Take that, Dems.

Should we really be telling them what is going to happen before the actual vote?

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 17, 2019 09:16 PM (a4qVe)

548
Maddow reports that the White House Counsel's office has put out word that they had nothing to do with PDT's letter.



She's difficult to watch.



One angry young man.

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 17, 2019 09:16 PM (93FI+)

549 Seems that Nancy Pelosi is about to "pop her cork"

Up next, a very Constitutional Speaker Seppuku

Posted by: SMOD at December 17, 2019 09:16 PM (X5CsJ)

550 Madcow is still yammering, now complaining about PDJT impugning the sterling reputation of Peter Strzok. She also doesn't like the use of the word "treason" in describing those people leading the coup to forcibly overthrow the election of 2016.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:17 PM (SyWbj)

551 I saw Pinching Deuces open for Pilfered Beefsteaks at Market Amphitheater in Phoenix in '89.

Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2019 09:17 PM (zD38/)

552
547 BREAKING: Mitch McConnell just said that the Senate will dismiss impeachment after opening arguments.

Take that, Dems.

Should we really be telling them what is going to happen before the actual vote?
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 17, 2019 09:16 PM (a4qVe


Maybe it's an out for Dems to vote no since it's DOA?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2019 09:17 PM (93FI+)

553 I had a chance to go federal back in the early 80's while I was state. That place was too far out.

Posted by: rickb223

Probably changes you... you must see shit you can't unsee and not things that are unlikely to make you forgive human nature afterwards. My friend is a kind soul, but it's clear he wasn't that, not even close, when screwing down on the inmates there.

Posted by: Boswell at December 17, 2019 09:17 PM (32YRo)

554 I'm down with magnanimity as long as they publicly confess.

Would a longer rope count towards being magnanimous? Because I'm in a generous mood.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 09:17 PM (NAs56)

555 Lisa Page looks bangable. That's not just my opinion, Madcow agrees with me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:18 PM (SyWbj)

556 I'm down with magnanimity as long as they publicly confess.


Fuck magnanimity. I want blood.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 09:18 PM (h4pf3)

557 DMSO, super penetrant. It was sold in health food stores before taken off the market.
Don't know why.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2019 09:18 PM (7cJE3)

558
Sadly, this blog is all too replete with heteronormative gender constructs.

Posted by: Hortense Smythe-Jones

*waggle waggle*

Posted by: Warai-otoko


Johnny Upton: I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe!

Joe McGrath: Aw, now, son...

Johnny Upton: I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' aisle, I'm gonna open up this faggot bathrobe and wiggle my dick at 'em!

Joe McGrath: You will not.

Johhny Upton: Yes I am, Joe, and you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so that we never have to do this shit again. You and your fucking fashion shows.

Joe McGrath: It's good publicity! You boys just haven't been bringing in the crowds like you used to.

Johnny Upton: I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em, you cheap bastard. I'm telling you, ya better be prepared, because when I yank it out, everybody in that audience with the exception of my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 09:19 PM (7rVsF)

559 Should we really be telling them what is going to happen before the actual vote?
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 17, 2019 09:16 PM (a4qVe


Well 'garrotting of Democrat witnesses with piano wire' might not go over too well in swing districts.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 09:19 PM (8erNz)

560 Fuck magnanimity. I want blood.

Exsanguinity.

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 17, 2019 09:19 PM (93FI+)

561 Maddow reports that the White House Counsel's office has put out word that they had nothing to do with PDT's letter.


I call BS. 'Unnamed sources?' Probably.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 09:19 PM (U+yse)

562 BREAKING: Mitch McConnell just said that the Senate will dismiss impeachment after opening arguments.

Take that, Dems.

Should we really be telling them what is going to happen before the actual vote?
Posted by: Cheribebe



They've told us for weeks that they didn't have squat.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 09:19 PM (aMV0K)

563 Anyone watching Lisa Page on Maddow?
Posted by: IrishEi
------

Not enough disinfectant in the house for me to watch that. It would be like an emetic administered via video.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2019 09:20 PM (mhs6e)

564

Maybe it's an out for Dems to vote no since it's DOA?



Or maybe it's a dare to throw your election chances out for nothing?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 09:20 PM (U+yse)

565 Well 'garrotting of Democrat witnesses with piano wire' might not go over too well in swing districts.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 09:19 PM (8erNz)

========

Before we dismiss this idea, we should at least do a poll. It might be more popular than you think.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:20 PM (SyWbj)

566 555 Lisa Page looks bangable. That's not just my opinion, Madcow agrees with me.

I've got the camera crew at the ready for the gangbang, bring Ms Occasional-Cortex.

Posted by: Mr Ed. at December 17, 2019 09:20 PM (8erNz)

567 Ryan Fournier

@RyanAFournier

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell just said that the Senate will dismiss impeachment after opening arguments.



Take that, Dems.


You know, there are prolly a bunch of corrupt Senators who don't want voters to know what they've been up to in Ukraine either. I'll let them skate for now to deliver what may be a death blow to the Democrat Party.
We'll have time for them later. Those anti-American Progs need to be purged from our political system and the 2020 election is a perfect time for that to happen to them.


And it will be by their own hand. They have no one to blame but themselves. They could've done what we did whilst The Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure was preezy for eight long years: grin and bear it and try to make the best of it.

But noooo....

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 17, 2019 09:20 PM (HaL55)

568 I call BS. 'Unnamed sources?' Probably.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 09:19 PM (U+yse)
~~~~~

Yeah. I wouldn't believe anything coming from Maddow.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 17, 2019 09:20 PM (sGotD)

569 Fuck magnanimity. I want blood.

Exsanguinity.
Posted by: mikeyG



Bodies stacked like cordwood.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 09:20 PM (aMV0K)

570 Lisa Page looks bangable. That's not just my opinion, Madcow agrees with me.


So does half the male staff of the DoJ, apparently.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 09:21 PM (U+yse)

571 Lisa Page looks bangable. That's not just my opinion, Madcow agrees with me.

I've got the camera crew at the ready for the gangbang, bring Ms Occasional-Cortex.
Posted by: Mr Ed.

Point of Congressional Privilege!

Posted by: Katie Hill at December 17, 2019 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)

572 OMG I can't stand watching Madcow much longer. Get to the point, beotch.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:21 PM (SyWbj)

573 This is some mind numbing crazy.

People watch this woman? For news?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 09:21 PM (ZLI7S)

574 Well 'garrotting of Democrat witnesses with piano wire' might not go over too well in swing districts.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 09:19 PM (8erNz)

What, are we inviting G Gordon Liddy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2019 09:21 PM (2B9A/)

575 You know, there are prolly a bunch of corrupt Senators who don't want voters to know what they've been up to in Ukraine either.


And the wind whispers "... Lindsey".

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 17, 2019 09:22 PM (93FI+)

576 Let's see if we have a love connection between Lisa Page and Madcow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 09:22 PM (ptqGC)

577 571 Lisa Page looks bangable. That's not just my opinion, Madcow agrees with me.

I've got the camera crew at the ready for the gangbang, bring Ms Occasional-Cortex.
Posted by: Mr Ed.

Point of Congressional Privilege!
Posted by: Katie Hill


A horse is a horse, of course, of course
And when your husband's not hung like a horse
Put in a call for a real horse
The real Mr Ed.

Posted by: Mr Ed. at December 17, 2019 09:22 PM (8erNz)

578 Lisa Page looks bangable. That's not just my opinion, Madcow agrees with me.


So does half the male staff of the DoJ, apparently.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Maybe the choppers are the kind that rest in a glass at night.

Posted by: Miklos, speculatively at December 17, 2019 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)

579 Probably changes you... you must see shit you can't unsee and not things that are unlikely to make you forgive human nature afterwards. My friend is a kind soul, but it's clear he wasn't that, not even close, when screwing down on the inmates there.
Posted by: Boswell


Makes it hard to give people the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 09:22 PM (aMV0K)

580 Maddow reports that the White House Counsel's office has put out word that they had nothing to do with PDT's letter.
-----------

I'm putting out the word that Maddow is a vile, lying shrew, possessed of no redeeming qualities whatsoever. A blight on civilized society.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2019 09:22 PM (mhs6e)

581 How can anyone watch Madcow? She's unhinged.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

582 ---Well 'garrotting of Democrat witnesses with piano wire' might not go over too well in swing districts.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 09:19 PM (8erNz)


Thin leather flat strap works well.
So I'm told.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2019 09:23 PM (7cJE3)

583 Somehow we slid right over Lisa Page and we are back on Russia.

Fucking weird.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:23 PM (SyWbj)

584 Why hasn't Big Media told us every dirty detail of Strzok's and Page's affair? Big Media LOVES combined sex-and-politics scandals. Couldn't be because Big Media and the two lovebirds are on the same Anti-Trump Team, could it?

Posted by: Gref at December 17, 2019 09:23 PM (AMIL/)

585 Wait. She still thinks the Russia investigation needs discrediting?

wow

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 09:24 PM (ZLI7S)

586 Has she got the tax returns or not?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Team Fruitcake at December 17, 2019 09:24 PM (q1Pj5)

587 Fuck magnanimity. I want blood.

Exsanguinity.
Posted by: mikeyG



Bodies stacked like cordwood.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 09:20 PM (aMV0K)

I wonder how many bodies would equal a face cord?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 09:24 PM (h4pf3)

588 572 OMG I can't stand watching Madcow much longer. Get to the point, beotch.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:21 PM (SyWbj)

573 This is some mind numbing crazy.

People watch this woman? For news?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 09:21 PM (ZLI7S)


I tried, but have to bail. This *person* is really screwed up in the head.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 09:24 PM (sy5kK)

589 Madcow's producers better rope her in. She's raving.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:24 PM (SyWbj)

590 Where's Lisa?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 09:24 PM (ptqGC)

591 I'm putting out the word that Maddow is a vile, lying shrew, possessed of no redeeming qualities whatsoever. A blight on civilized society.

I believe we have the first Captain Obvious who's now been elevated to flag rank.

Posted by: Mr Ed. at December 17, 2019 09:25 PM (8erNz)

592 The letter is a remarkable amalgam of Trump invective and lawyerly subtle digs. That Ukraine call might not be "perfect" but this letter is. Gave me enough wood to power post-electricity California.

Posted by: motionview at December 17, 2019 09:25 PM (pYQR/)

593 How can anyone watch Madcow? She's unhinged.


I'll guarantee she sticks her dick in crazy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 09:25 PM (U+yse)

594 "I saw a 300 pound homeless guy take a dump just outside the Whole Foods in Westwood in LA."
And his hair was perfect.

Posted by: Warren Z. at December 17, 2019 09:25 PM (SqopC)

595 Back to Lisa Page. Lets see if we can stay here for one minute.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:25 PM (SyWbj)

596 590 Where's Lisa?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 09:24 PM (ptqGC)

In the green room having a Strzok.

Posted by: jsg at December 17, 2019 09:25 PM (cd5if)

597 That video of Maddow crying election Eve is still the best thing ever

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2019 09:25 PM (93FI+)

598 Any one hear from that fuck Romney

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2019 09:25 PM (QER2H)

599 Madcow has an Adam's apple.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

600
Madcow's producers better rope her in. She's raving.


Or as they call it at MessNBC, " Tuesday".

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 17, 2019 09:26 PM (93FI+)

601 A handful of ludicrous NeverTrump losers are creating an organization to remove Trump and his supporters from office and public life. They call it the Lincoln Project. I guess they mean to assassinate him.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 17, 2019 09:26 PM (ABuva)

602 To those of you watching Rachel Maddow:

Most of you have an inpatient mental-health facility within thirty miles. You might want to consider a phone call.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 09:26 PM (8erNz)

603 I wonder how many bodies would equal a face cord?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy



That requires math.
I don't math after 7:00 pm central.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 09:26 PM (aMV0K)

604 Come one Rachel, don't do it...don't go back to Russia! Oh, damn.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:26 PM (SyWbj)

605 I hope Nancy Pelosi goes missing in San Francisco.

And they find her three days later near Telegraph Hill buried under three hundred pounds of human feces.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 09:26 PM (c1Tot)

606 Only Hillary jumping in will satisfy them, she will win again. 11!!11enty

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 09:26 PM (lUkmJ)

607 A blessed commercial!

Relief.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 17, 2019 09:26 PM (sGotD)

608 Finally read it. That's good. That's real good.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2019 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

609
Lisa Page has the gall to use @NatSecLisa as her Twitter ID.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:27 PM (fuB/u)

610 iirc, Trump's doing a rally tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2019 09:27 PM (7cJE3)

611 Where's Lisa?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 09:24 PM (ptqGC)


Right there talking to Wilbur...oh wait I watching Mr. Ed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2019 09:27 PM (UelFE)

612 1 A handful of ludicrous NeverTrump losers are creating an organization to remove Trump and his supporters from office and public life. They call it the Lincoln Project. I guess they mean to assassinate him.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 17, 2019 09:26 PM (ABuva)

Are not gay Republicans called Lincoln logs or something like that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2019 09:27 PM (QER2H)

613 Has George W Bush come out in solidarity with Nancy yet?

Maybe he can find that couch Newt used and get her to peg him on it.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2019 09:27 PM (yL25O)

614 Well Lisa is no Eva Prawn....

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 09:27 PM (c1Tot)

615 Lisa Page has the gall to use @NatSecLisa as her Twitter ID.


Miss Lisa if you're nasty/

Posted by: Strozking Out at December 17, 2019 09:28 PM (93FI+)

616 The Rick Wilson is probably rage-jackin' to tentacle pron in his mother's basement right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2019 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

617 If that butt hurts the Dems...imagine the pain that is being inflicted on them as they read Spoiler alert: Trump is probably going to win in 2020 in the Washington Compost.

https://tinyurl.com/ydk65md6

Let the pain be long and sustained.

Posted by: justN at December 17, 2019 09:28 PM (qGc8T)

618 The bush familys silence and lack of support is revolting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2019 09:28 PM (QER2H)

619
Just reading that some literal POS took a sh*t in a grocery store
absolutely enrages me! I seriously think if I witnessed that I would be
in jail for beating the life out of that scum.


Not that I'm against beating up a commie Prog, but perhaps a better tack would be to take a video of said commie Prog taking a shit in a public place, particularly in a grocery store where the Public Health Department has a vested interest in keeping the public healthy by not permitting people to wantonly transmit disease in such a fashion...


Then post it on socialist media for all the world to see. Especially the city fathers and mothers who are supposed to prevent things like that from happening.

Then go beat up the aforementioned commie Prog.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 17, 2019 09:29 PM (HaL55)

620 Are not gay Republicans called Lincoln logs or something like that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2019 09:27 PM (QER2H)

Log Cabin Republicans I think.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 09:29 PM (h4pf3)

621 Has that shitstain turd Paul Ryan ever been heard from again? The budget genius?

Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2019 09:29 PM (x/2Z8)

622 Lisa Page has the gall to use @NatSecLisa as her Twitter ID.


Miss Lisa if you're nasty/


Posted by: Strozking Out at December 17, 2019 09:28 PM (93FI+)

SluttyBuddy

Posted by: Count de Monet, Team Fruitcake at December 17, 2019 09:29 PM (q1Pj5)

623 Are not gay Republicans called Lincoln logs or something like that
Posted by: Nevergiveup



Log Cabin Republicans.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 09:29 PM (aMV0K)

624 604 Come one Rachel, don't do it...don't go back to Russia! Oh, damn.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:26 PM


The anti-Trump forces HAVE TO keep the Russia BS alive, to validate their claim that if PDT is not removed from office, he will steal "another" election.

Posted by: Gref at December 17, 2019 09:29 PM (AMIL/)

625
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell just said that the Senate will dismiss impeachment after opening arguments.

Well, if all those Republican senators we were told were fair itching to convict can put paid to that any time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 09:30 PM (7rVsF)

626 601 A handful of ludicrous NeverTrump losers are creating an organization to remove Trump and his supporters from office and public life. They call it the Lincoln Project. I guess they mean to assassinate him.

Oh wait, that's Scumbag Schmidt, The Rickets Wilson, and the rest of the GOP consulterati.

The Lincoln Project? More like the Rutherford B Hayes Project, elevated by means of a dirty deal with the Democrats.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 09:30 PM (8erNz)

627 618
The bush familys silence and lack of support is revolting
==========

I agree! I understood I could count on them!

Posted by: Nanzi Pelousi and her merry band of socialists at December 17, 2019 09:30 PM (SyWbj)

628 619
Just reading that some literal POS took a sh*t in a grocery store
absolutely enrages me! I seriously think if I witnessed that I would be
in jail for beating the life out of that scum.

Not that I'm against beating up a commie Prog, but perhaps a better tack would be to take a video of said commie Prog taking a shit in a public place, particularly in a grocery store where the Public Health Department has a vested interest in keeping the public healthy by not permitting people to wantonly transmit disease in such a fashion...



All that SF would do is close the grocery store.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 09:30 PM (sy5kK)

629 Mitt Romney
45s

I find the letter that the president sent to Madame Speaker is unseemly and in very poor taste. In a time of heightened tension and national division, it is imperative for the nation's leader to be a unifier --not a divider.
Resorting to school yard taunts and petty insults does not accomplish anything and it sends the wrong message to our adversaries that we get bogged down in cheap and tawdry gamesmanship,

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 09:30 PM (o1fzk)

630 Be careful using DMSO.

Avoid sudden temperature changes. Being oxygenated by EMTs. And finally avoid being given an electrical shock to restart your heart.

https://annapuna.blogspot.com/2005/12/ramirez-incident.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 09:31 PM (c1Tot)

631 Are not gay Republicans called Lincoln logs or something like that

Posted by: Nevergiveup


And another childhood memory dies a screaming death.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 17, 2019 09:31 PM (LOq4H)

632 Lisa Page is lots less fun once she starts talking. She disclaims full credit for arresting the Boston Bombers.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelousi and her merry band of socialists at December 17, 2019 09:31 PM (SyWbj)

633 Welp, MSLSD doesn't have the Fox hair and makeup Dream Team.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 09:31 PM (ptqGC)

634 Lisa needs a better wardrobe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:32 PM (SyWbj)

635 Bushs' open their mouth nothing good comes out.
It's just as well they are quiet.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2019 09:32 PM (7cJE3)

636 You just knew Shitt Romney was gonna say something.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 09:32 PM (h4pf3)

637 >>>BREAKING: Mitch McConnell just said that the Senate will dismiss impeachment after opening arguments.

In other words, "This shit is so ludicrous it isn't worth our time. LOLGF."

Posted by: davidt at December 17, 2019 09:32 PM (l3+k2)

638 Trump gets re elected in a landslide. ....

Madcow goes insane and offs herself on live tv.
Nancy Pelosi goes insane and gets removed from the presser in a straight jacket.
Hunter Biden goes on a coke fueled rampage and kills his entire family including Joe then disappears to a third world country where he is killed by some cannibals.
Hillary loses her shit and yells you're damned right I ordered that coup.
Bill Clinton smiles in the dark and dreams of 15 yr olds.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 17, 2019 09:32 PM (myjNJ)

639 I gotta check out. I can't stand this any longer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:32 PM (SyWbj)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 17, 2019 09:33 PM (LOq4H)

641 Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 09:30 PM (o1fzk)

Please, come troll for me. I'll pay premium.

Posted by: G. Soros kapo worst class at December 17, 2019 09:33 PM (/LQkF)

642
Okay, she needs to work on her posture, keep her profile away from the camera, and use better lipstick. A little work on her voice and speaking skills and she'll be good for some guest spots possibly leading to Permanent Part-time Talking Head.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:33 PM (fuB/u)

643 629 Mitt Romney
45s

I find the letter that the president sent to Madame Speaker is unseemly and in very poor taste.


Did Mitt really go there?

If so, then I look forward to him and Obama being pen-mates in Gitmo.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 09:34 PM (8erNz)

644 JoeF is too good at what he does.

Posted by: davidt at December 17, 2019 09:34 PM (l3+k2)

645 I'm out. Lisa and Madcow are boring me to death.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

646 565 Well 'garrotting of Democrat witnesses with piano wire' might not go over too well in swing districts.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 09:19 PM (8erNz)

========

Before we dismiss this idea, we should at least do a poll. It might be more popular than you think.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:20 PM (SyWbj)


===

Trebochet.

Posted by: jc at December 17, 2019 09:34 PM (PuMKG)

647 Where's Lisa?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Making hotscakes, dahlink!

Posted by: Miklos, for the Estate of Eva Gabor at December 17, 2019 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)

648 Lolgf. So funny that Trump engages in Circa-1995 tier trolling -- every day -- and the left still goes after every squirrel. Me thinks Trump does this authentically and by nature, not by some 3d chess strategy.

But it operates like one. In a "news" landscape where 95% is negative, Trump's instinctive trolling is the gift that keeps giving. Sure, his tweets and campaign consciousness of thought is daily in the "he said what?!" Headlines, but Progressives are psychologically incapable of not taking the bait and spewing their own crazy talk. And through this symbiotic relationship, Trump eats the News industry elephant, one bite at a time.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 17, 2019 09:34 PM (DRgs8)

649 Okay, she needs to work on her posture, keep her profile away from the camera, and use better lipstick. A little work on her voice and speaking skills and she'll be good for some guest spots possibly leading to Permanent Part-time Talking Head.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:33 PM (fuB/u)

But does she swallow? That's the only relevant question here.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 09:34 PM (h4pf3)

650 You just knew Shitt Romney was gonna say something.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 09:32 PM (h4pf3)


pssst. Joe F. is making mock. He's very very good at it!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Team Fruitcake at December 17, 2019 09:34 PM (q1Pj5)

651 Mitt Romney
45s

I find the letter that the president sent to
Madame Speaker is unseemly and in very poor taste. In a time of
heightened tension and national division, it is imperative for the
nation's leader to be a unifier --not a divider.
Resorting to school
yard taunts and petty insults does not accomplish anything and it sends
the wrong message to our adversaries that we get bogged down in cheap
and tawdry gamesmanship,
======

Shorter Mittens: "Why I am not President", in 50 words or less

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:35 PM (SyWbj)

652 Does America have enough trees and piano wire for all these traitors?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 09:35 PM (c1Tot)

653 A handful of ludicrous NeverTrump losers are creating an organization to remove Trump and his supporters from office and public life.


Grifters gonna grift.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 09:35 PM (U+yse)

654 Bongino had a pretty nasty - but presumably deserved - little beat-down on erstwhile friend-of-the-blog Wilson - ran into him in the airport, said he was small and had slight BO, and appeared panicky when he saw him [Bongino] - but that he reassured him Twitter is not real life, and wished him well.


Just FYI.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2019 09:35 PM (El6T/)

655
Lisa Page has the gall to use @NatSecLisa as her Twitter ID.


Miss Lisa if you're nasty/


Posted by: Strozking Out at December 17, 2019 09:28 PM (93FI+)


======

Mistress Lisa if you're extra nasty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:35 PM (fuB/u)

656 You just knew Shitt Romney was gonna say something.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 09:32 PM (h4pf3)


pssst. Joe F. is making mock. He's very very good at it!
Posted by: Count de Monet, Team Fruitcake at December 17, 2019 09:34 PM (q1Pj5)

That sounds exactly like something he'd say though.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 09:36 PM (h4pf3)

657 Where's Lisa?



Posted by: Jane D'oh



Making hotscakes, dahlink!

Posted by: Miklos, for the Estate of Eva Gabor at December 17, 2019 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)


I'm not Lisa

My name is Eva

Posted by: Jessie at December 17, 2019 09:36 PM (q1Pj5)

658 Lisa She Wolf of the NSA?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 09:36 PM (c1Tot)

659 I've got absolutely no sympathy for Lisa.

She's a liar.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 17, 2019 09:36 PM (sGotD)

660 JoeF is too good at what he does.


Posted by: davidt at December 17, 2019 09:34 PM (l3+k2)



It's almost like Mittens is right here with us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2019 09:37 PM (UelFE)

661 Why do we vote for people who don't allow a legitimate third party to exist?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 09:37 PM (lUkmJ)

662
While I was busy ignoring the interview, Lisa said something about not investigating Hillary Clinton's emails. Hm, the one thing I'm curious to hear her lie about.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:37 PM (fuB/u)

663
I'm not Lisa

My name is Eva
Posted by: Jessie at December 17, 2019 09:36 PM (q1Pj5)

I thought it was julie?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 09:37 PM (h4pf3)

664 Trump gets re elected in a landslide. ....

Madcow goes insane and offs herself on live tv.



Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 09:37 PM (aMV0K)

665 Lisa is not Jussie's grrl....

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 09:38 PM (c1Tot)

666 Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 09:38 PM (c1Tot)

667 The most carefully guarded and kept-secret video in existence, surely must be Hillary's meltdown after 9pm Eastern, on 8 Nov '16.

Pray though, that someone got Pelosi on video as she read Trump's letter today.

I'm thinking a completely bananas screaming fit to rival Hillary's best.

But with less Vodka, to be sure.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 17, 2019 09:38 PM (QzJWU)

668 663
I'm not Lisa

My name is Eva
Posted by: Jessie at December 17, 2019 09:36 PM (q1Pj5)

I thought it was julie?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 09:37 PM (h4pf3)

Everyone knows her as Nancy

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2019 09:38 PM (NWiLs)

669 243 you all know what not to do, right ?
Posted by: runner at December 17, 2019 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)

Dicks. Crazy. Separate?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 09:38 PM (1CjJc)

670 I thought it was julie?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 17, 2019 09:37 PM (h4pf3)

It depends on the time of day and day of the week.

Posted by: Jessie at December 17, 2019 09:38 PM (q1Pj5)

671
Oh MAN is she lying. Maddow asks why they didn't reveal Trump's deep criminal connection to Putin before he stole the election.

Lisa: "We were extraordinarily careful not to let this information get out before we knew what we had."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:39 PM (fuB/u)

672 They just don't get it. And by "they" I mean democrats, gutless so-called republicans and conservatives, career politicians, msm, and entertainment industry liberals.
This letter is WHY we support Trump. It show that he is NOT one of them.

As I've said in the past, when he started calling CNN fake news, that was when I started taking a serious look at him and listened to what he had to say.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2019 09:39 PM (+lVUW)

673 Well 'garrotting of Democrat witnesses with piano wire' might not go over too well in swing districts.

Posted by: JEM


"swing" districts. I like the way you think.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 09:39 PM (Z1eux)

674 Lisa's phone number can be found in bath rooms stalls nowhere.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 09:39 PM (c1Tot)

675 669 243 you all know what not to do, right ?
Posted by: runner at December 17, 2019 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)

Dicks. Crazy. Separate?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 09:38 PM (1CjJc)

Desperation can make a man do foolish things.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2019 09:40 PM (NWiLs)

676 Lisa's phone number can be found in bath rooms stalls nowhere.


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 09:39 PM (c1Tot)


That hoor!

Posted by: Jenny 867-5309 at December 17, 2019 09:40 PM (q1Pj5)

677 Madcow's in love.

Posted by: BluesFish at December 17, 2019 09:40 PM (WQZ1O)

678 Lisa's phone number can be found in bath rooms stalls nowhere.
Posted by: Anna Puma

The FBI phone number of the super-secret Skype handle?

Posted by: Miklos, under the Cone of Silence at December 17, 2019 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)

679 673 Well 'garrotting of Democrat witnesses with piano wire' might not go over too well in swing districts.

Posted by: JEM

"swing" districts. I like the way you think.


Y'know, I thought about that just about two seconds before I clicked 'post', and I wondered if anyone would smile over it...

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 09:41 PM (8erNz)

680 The most carefully guarded and kept-secret video in existence, surely
must be Hillary's meltdown after 9pm Eastern, on 8 Nov '16.



Pray though, that someone got Pelosi on video as she read Trump's letter today.



I'm thinking a completely bananas screaming fit to rival Hillary's best.



But with less Vodka, to be sure.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX


I bet Her Heinous can throw one of those big ol' heavy glass ashtrays like you or I could toss a Frisbee.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 17, 2019 09:41 PM (HaL55)

681
The most carefully guarded and kept-secret video in existence, surely must be Hillary's meltdown after 9pm Eastern, on 8 Nov '16.

Pray though, that someone got Pelosi on video as she read Trump's letter today.

I'm thinking a completely bananas screaming fit to rival Hillary's best.

But with less Vodka, to be sure.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

=======

Ooh, there's an idea for inducing a confession. Trump should play the vid for her. "Well, Hillary? Would you like to sign that confession with your blood or Bill's?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:41 PM (fuB/u)

682 you all know what not to do, right ?
Posted by: runner



Dicks. Crazy. Separate?
Posted by: flounder


Bunny boilers.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 09:41 PM (aMV0K)

683 - - - Lisa: "We were extraordinarily careful not to let this information get out before we knew what we had."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:39 PM (fuB/u)


STDs?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2019 09:41 PM (7cJE3)

684 Lisa Page is just another self-serving, self-righteous swamp dweller, after all. And I had such high hopes for the wench.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:41 PM (SyWbj)

685 So San Fran Nan calls Trump's letter "really sick". The old girl is behind the times. Kids in my part of the world say something is "sick" meaning out effin standing! In that sense, Trump's letter to the old bag is really sick. She called it right--although she didn't mean to.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 17, 2019 09:41 PM (WRSbt)

686 659 I've got absolutely no sympathy for Lisa.

She's a liar.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 17, 2019 09:36 PM (sGotD)


Yes. And listening to her, I'm convinced she's exactly the FBI staff lawyer tool McCabe and Stzrok wanted: She'd believe anything and everything they told her, and would do anything they asked of her, no questions asked.

Posted by: Gref at December 17, 2019 09:42 PM (AMIL/)

687 Desperation can make a man do foolish things.
Posted by: Insomniac

Foolishness can make a man do desperate things.

Posted by: Miklos, philosopher of the French sort at December 17, 2019 09:42 PM (QzkSJ)

688 The most carefully guarded and kept-secret video in existence, surely

must be Hillary's meltdown after 9pm Eastern, on 8 Nov '16.

=============

Maybe they keep it in the same place they keep the Obama Khalidi tape.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:43 PM (SyWbj)

689
Lisa: "We were extraordinarily careful not to let this information get out before we knew what we had."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:39 PM (fuB/u)
******
Which was NOTHING

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 17, 2019 09:43 PM (BqBId)

690 Madcow goes insane and offs herself on live tv.

What, MSNBC is doing pledge weeks now? I'm in for $500.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 09:44 PM (8erNz)

691 MSNBC Pledge Week Pitch

"If you donate $500 we will ship to you a VHS tape of Madcow's sacrifice to her ideals."

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 09:45 PM (c1Tot)

692 Christ.. people are stupid. Arguing with some asshole on FB about that intersection where I have to turn to go to work everyday. There have been 2 fatal accidents there in the past week. I drive it everyday, this idiot doesn't. Just STFU already. I hate people.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 17, 2019 09:45 PM (dUJdY)

693
Desperation can make a man do foolish things.
Posted by: Insomniac

Foolishness can make a man do desperate things.
Posted by: Miklos, philosopher of the French sort


Things can make a man do desperate foolishness.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 09:45 PM (7rVsF)

694 Like Lisa was going to get banged by a normal guy, she had no choice. And wrote it off as work related

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 09:46 PM (lUkmJ)

695 Madcow goes insane and offs herself on live tv. 

*********

Now THAT would be something...

Posted by: R Budd Dwyer at December 17, 2019 09:46 PM (flINI)

696 'So Lisa, as a feminist, what's your opinion of bonking another woman's husband?'

Thats not gonna be asked.

Posted by: BluesFish at December 17, 2019 09:46 PM (WQZ1O)

697 Working the big mo; Trump knows how to do it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 09:46 PM (KZzsI)

698 Easiest way to stop the SF street crapping problem is to force the Mayor, Gubnor and Legislature to live there for 48 hours.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 09:47 PM (sy5kK)

699 693
Desperation can make a man do foolish things.
Posted by: Insomniac

Foolishness can make a man do desperate things.
Posted by: Miklos, philosopher of the French sort

Things can make a man do desperate foolishness.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 09:45 PM (7rVsF


Man can make foolish things out of desperation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2019 09:47 PM (93FI+)

700 694 Like Lisa was going to get banged by a normal guy, she had no choice. And wrote it off as work related
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2019 09:46 PM (lUkmJ)

Is there an IRS for bad hookups?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 09:47 PM (1CjJc)

701 Oracle moving their big show out of SF to Vegas will cost SF $46 million in tourism revenue.

That should make the mayor poop in their pants.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 09:48 PM (c1Tot)

702 As I've said in the past, when he started calling CNN fake news, that
was when I started taking a serious look at him and listened to what he
had to say.


That got my attention as well. Then I started taking a look at everybody who was coming out against him and noticed that they were also the same people and organizations who didn't much care for me either (a white Christian male who wants some common sense observed in the political arena instead of the crazy postmodernism we see today).

I thought to myself, "Self, I'ma gonna vote for this guy because the same people who hate him for no reason also hate me too. What have I got to lose? At least it'll be entertaining." Little did I know how he'd fight against my enemies in my stead.

I voted for him twice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 17, 2019 09:48 PM (HaL55)

703
Are not gay Republicans called Lincoln logs or something like that
Posted by: Nevergiveup


They go linkin logs at their meetings.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2019 09:48 PM (aKsyK)

704 Hillary *did* say about Trump: "If that S.O.B. wins, we're all gonna hang!"

All I ask is to be the General Contractor on building the gallows.

They'll be strong, portable and plentiful.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 17, 2019 09:48 PM (QzJWU)

705 fisa judgey-wudgie collyer just painted evidence as tainted/ poison-- this taints all previous evidence as well... as in the well is poisoned (comey's well of righteous americanizm, his dept of fbi, et al, hoc snell

Posted by: larrotheoldwhitedudethathasntdied at December 17, 2019 09:48 PM (10GNe)

706 I am now an anti-vaxxer because vaccines are the leading cause of adults and those annoying pieces of shits are everywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 09:48 PM (aMV0K)

707
Madcow goes insane and offs herself on live tv.

If they had a program with progs offing themselves on live TV their ratings would improve dramatically.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 09:48 PM (7rVsF)

708 698 Easiest way to stop the SF street crapping problem is to force the Mayor, Gubnor and Legislature to live there for 48 hours.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 09:47 PM (sy5kK)

While there, pooper scooper duty. 5 pounds per hour.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 09:49 PM (1CjJc)

709 Redstate 'reporting' the Surfer Candidate *may* introduce a censure resolution and is *undecided* on impeachment.

Look, chickiepoo, in for a penny in for a pound. She knows she's surrounded by stark raving lunatics but she's too dependent on the party to do much more than mumble out the side of her mouth.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 09:49 PM (8erNz)

710 Easiest way to stop the SF street crapping problem is to force the Mayor, Gubnor and Legislature to live there for 48 hours.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 09:47 PM (sy5kK)

==========
that Safeway is in the Marina, I think they said...Newsome used to own a restaurant/bar in the Marina district iirc, so he sort of did live there.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 09:49 PM (SyWbj)

711 Two Madcows in one:

SHOCKED that PDT calls Pelosi, Schiff, Page, and others nasty names.

NOT SHOCKED that Schiff, Swalwell, and many others called PDT a traitor, while offering no proof.

Posted by: Gref at December 17, 2019 09:49 PM (AMIL/)

712 Go get 'em, Donald. Tell the Wicked Witch of the West Coast and the entire Republic how it is. They trying to frame him? Good, he will grab the frame out of Pelosi's hands and hold it up high.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 17, 2019 09:50 PM (W+kMI)

713 Posted by: Jim at December 17, 2019 09:48 PM (QzJWU)

I could never substantiate that. And those people who could did not kill themselves.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 09:50 PM (1CjJc)

714 701 Oracle moving their big show out of SF to Vegas will cost SF $46 million in tourism revenue.

That should make the mayor poop in their pants.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 09:48 PM (c1Tot


I went to an Oracle conference three years ago in SF. I was shocked just how bad it was. Homeless everywhere. Smelled like piss and feces at every street. People begging. Needles everywhere. It was like something out of an apocalypse movie. Not shocked Oracle chose to move. Lots of people in the conference were discussing how bad it was.

I'll bet money their attendance was steadily dropping.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2019 09:50 PM (93FI+)

715 I want Trump to use that frame to go all WWE and smash Adam Schiff over his balloon head with it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 09:50 PM (c1Tot)

716
Oh shoot, I was busy ignoring the interview again when Page explained away the "insurance policy." She's explaining the damning text messages now. Same fake answers we've already heard.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:51 PM (fuB/u)

717
If you want a laugh, read this article about Labour MPs, current and former, ripping Jeremy Corbyn a new one or three:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7802757

Preening narcissist...economically illiterate....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 17, 2019 09:51 PM (NMAzL)

718 thank G-d for a President that stands up to the parasite scum that has infested politics in our once Great power of the people experiment. Our republic and our Constitution do not need the support of the likes of Democrats (todays versions)

Posted by: politics uber alles at December 17, 2019 09:52 PM (0hOKG)

719 674 Lisa's phone number can be found in bath rooms stalls nowhere.
====
That's one sick burn, Anna. Do it again.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 17, 2019 09:52 PM (W+kMI)

720 "Thoughtful, sensible people who weren't going to vote for Trump."

^^^ That's who she said Strzok was talking about when he said "We won't let him (become President.)"

Posted by: IrishEi at December 17, 2019 09:52 PM (sGotD)

721 Blonde M., what was Gummi Bear's explanation of "insurance policy"?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2019 09:52 PM (El6T/)

722 http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86post=384845#c31835919
ask lois learner, irs

Posted by: larrotheoldwhitedudethathasntdied at December 17, 2019 09:53 PM (10GNe)

723 I am now an anti-vaxxer because vaccines are the leading cause of adults and those annoying pieces of shits are everywhere.

Accidents cause people.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 17, 2019 09:53 PM (HaL55)

724 715 I want Trump to use that frame to go all WWE and smash Adam Schiff over his balloon head with it.
=======
The rhetorical form may follow yet.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 17, 2019 09:53 PM (W+kMI)

725 If you want a laugh, read this article about Labour MPs, current and former, ripping Jeremy Corbyn a new one or three:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7802757



Preening narcissist...economically illiterate....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 17, 2019 09:51 PM (NMAzL)


All the traits of a typical lefty

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2019 09:53 PM (UelFE)

726 No. What you must never do is talk about Boneless Pork Rectum Club.

I just can't even any more with you people.

Posted by: Schiffman at December 17, 2019 09:53 PM (M0u+N)

727 Lisa Page's phone number can be found in bathroom stalls nowhere.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 09:53 PM (c1Tot)

728 Trump sent the letter to make sure Nancy didn't get cold feet and delay the impeachment.

Posted by: Fisher at December 17, 2019 09:53 PM (K0P6S)

729 I went to an Oracle conference three years ago in SF. I was shocked just how bad it was. Homeless everywhere. Smelled like piss and feces at every street. People begging. Needles everywhere. It was like something out of an apocalypse movie. Not shocked Oracle chose to move. Lots of people in the conference were discussing how bad it was.

And south of Market around Moscone and the hotels is NOTHING like as bad as Civic Center.

Someone in SF needs to float a ballot initiative that no car service, taxi, uber, lyft, police or sheriff's detail, Secret Service, etc. no one no matter who the passenger is and their supposed security needs, may be picked up within a six-block radius of City Hall. Make the entire City hierarchy walk through, around, over the bums to get home.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 09:54 PM (8erNz)

730 688 The most carefully guarded and kept-secret video in existence, surely

must be Hillary's meltdown after 9pm Eastern, on 8 Nov '16.


Insurance against suicide by bullet to the back of the head, or hanging in a cell, when the suicide watch prison guards just happen to be napping.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2019 09:54 PM (+lVUW)

731 Preening narcissist...economically illiterate....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 17, 2019 09:51 PM (NMAzL)

======
Why does always have to be about me?

Posted by: Alexandra Odonkeyface Cortez at December 17, 2019 09:54 PM (SyWbj)

732
I went to an Oracle conference three years ago in SF. I was shocked just how bad it was. Homeless everywhere. Smelled like piss and feces at every street. People begging. Needles everywhere. It was like something out of an apocalypse movie. Not shocked Oracle chose to move. Lots of people in the conference were discussing how bad it was.

I'll bet money their attendance was steadily dropping.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2019 09:50 PM (93FI+)

20-25 years ago, the Moscone Center was a great place to attend a conference.

I did so a few times for high tech conventions.

Now? An employer should get sued for sending an employee there.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 09:54 PM (sy5kK)

733 They're coward bullies making Corbyn their punching bag for their own miserable shitty failures.

Posted by: Schiffman at December 17, 2019 09:55 PM (M0u+N)

734 No. What you must never do is talk about Boneless Pork Rectum Club.

I just can't even any more with you people.
Posted by: Schiffman


If push comes to shove, I'd prefer a boneless pork rectum versus a bone-in pork rectum.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 09:55 PM (aMV0K)

735
Blonde M., what was Gummi Bear's explanation of "insurance policy"?
Posted by: rhomboid

======

What's the standard excuse? I know one has been floated -- it was that one. I'm not fully watching, I heard "insurance policy" and Page was pleading that even if you're 40, you get an insurance policy just in case.

Show repeats in a few hours.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:55 PM (fuB/u)

736 Off with Schiffless sock.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 09:55 PM (M0u+N)

737 I'm more worried about these bony rectums out there, somewhere

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 09:56 PM (KZzsI)

738
Blonde M., what was Gummi Bear's explanation of "insurance policy"?
Posted by: rhomboid

======

What I really want to re-watch it for (I'm working while it's on and I'm missing most of it) is how she justified ignoring Hillary's emails.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:57 PM (fuB/u)

739 Lisa honey, prepare to go to jail.

Maybe get yourself a go fund me started.

Posted by: teej at December 17, 2019 09:57 PM (lGHQg)

740 It was a great letter. Really nice. A beautiful letter. The best letter I've ever written. People are saying it should be made into a book, I don't know maybe it should.

Posted by: Ronald blumpf at December 17, 2019 09:57 PM (MNBUP)

741 20-25 years ago, the Moscone Center was a great place to attend a conference.



I did so a few times for high tech conventions.



Now? An employer should get sued for sending an employee there.


Especially if they contract some particularly nasty, heretofore obscure disease that's resistant to all known methods of treatment. Their heirs will thank them.

The thing is, none of this ever needed to happen. It's all the fault of progressives and progressivism.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 17, 2019 09:57 PM (HaL55)

742 Lisa must have a hunch the Next Level Up has decided to collectively pin the blame on her. This reeks of fear and desperation.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 17, 2019 09:57 PM (41KRL)

743 Preening narcissist...economically illiterate....

Yeah, but few of them will touch the core third-rail:

Corbyn's a hardcore Marxist and has been thoroughly on board with every terrorist organization attacking the UK since the '60s. He pals around at IRA memorials. He's the Number One HAMAS Apologist.

He's not just a Jew-baiter, he's an equal opportunity scumbag. He opposes everything sane.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 09:58 PM (8erNz)

744 717
If you want a laugh, read this article about Labour MPs, current and former, ripping Jeremy Corbyn a new one or three:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7802757

Preening narcissist...economically illiterate....
=======
True, all true, and Corbyn is proving just as slow to acknowledge fault and responsibility as Hillary Clinton too. Dude, Thunderdome just gave you the thumbs down. It's time to leave, before they throw you out on your ass. Next to him Neville Chamberlain in May 1940 was attentive and reasonable.

The #1 Prime Minister backing out gracefully from a disaster remains Lord North in 1781.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 17, 2019 09:58 PM (W+kMI)

745
Man, after this interview Trump ought to start every rally by leading the entire audience in acting out a Lisa Page orgasm.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 09:58 PM (fuB/u)

746 So Corbyn is Galloway's brother in idiotology.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 09:58 PM (c1Tot)

747
Now? An employer should get sued for sending an employee there.

In lieu of layoffs, MBA consultants recommend sending employees to conventions at the Moscone Center.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 09:59 PM (7rVsF)

748 740 It was a great letter. Really nice. A beautiful letter. The best letter I've ever written. People are saying it should be made into a book, I don't know maybe it should.

Actually, it was a VERY good letter, until the last paragraph. People need to remember just how bad these Democrats are far sooner than a century from now.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 09:59 PM (8erNz)

749 Corbyn's a hardcore Marxist and has been thoroughly on board with every terrorist organization attacking the UK since the '60s. He pals around at IRA memorials. He's the Number One HAMAS Apologist.

He's not just a Jew-baiter, he's an equal opportunity scumbag. He opposes everything sane.
Posted by: JEM


And he rose to the top of his party. But it's all his fault Labour got ass-raped. Not the party.

Lying cowards.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 10:00 PM (M0u+N)

750 Question for the Horde, do lions enjoy fresh politician?

Asking for Gaius Maximus

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 10:00 PM (c1Tot)

751 701 Oracle moving their big show out of SF to Vegas will cost SF $46 million in tourism revenue.

That should make the mayor poop in their pants.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Actually SJW's like these people are more concerned with showing their love for junkies and bums who shit in the streets, than in what is best for the citizens who actually work to support themselves.
I don't think they are losing any sleep over what restaurant and hotel owners and their employees are losing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2019 10:00 PM (+lVUW)

752 ONT!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 17, 2019 10:01 PM (HaL55)

753 750 Question for the Horde, do lions enjoy fresh politician?

Asking for Gaius Maximus
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 10:00 PM (c1Tot)


Would it be too much to suggest polar bears?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2019 10:01 PM (93FI+)

754 Question for the Horde, do lions enjoy fresh politician?

Asking for Gaius Maximus
Posted by: Anna Puma


I'd like to find out if grizzly bears do.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 10:01 PM (M0u+N)

755 What you must never do is talk about Boneless Pork Rectum Club.

STOP HAMMERING PORK RECTUMS!!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at December 17, 2019 10:01 PM (lK7fO)

756 What you must never do is talk about Boneless Pork Rectum Club

Is "McRib" an acceptable euphemism?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Ronald McD at December 17, 2019 10:03 PM (DMUuz)

757 And he rose to the top of his party. But it's all his fault Labour got ass-raped. Not the party.

Lying cowards.


Seumas Milne, John McDonnnell, Jon Lansman, there's an arm's-length list of filth at the top of Brit Labour, and then are all the three-pound entryists of Momentum.

Yeah, it's pretty much rotted from both the head and the foot.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 10:03 PM (8erNz)

758 750 Question for the Horde, do lions enjoy fresh politician?

Asking for Gaius Maximus
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Fat, juicy, and slow politicians will make the lions happy. And rather full.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 17, 2019 10:03 PM (W+kMI)

759 All I ask is to be the General Contractor on building the gallows.

They'll be strong, portable and plentiful.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim


"You say it is the custom of your people to lie, commit crimes, and lie some more to impeach a President.

My people also have a custom-that such despicable people are hung by the neck until dead.

So have your impeachment; next to the Capitol, my men shall build a gallows.

Let us each do as our custom requires."

Posted by: Gen. Miklos Napier at December 17, 2019 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)

760 I'll be satisfied learning that James Comey and Peter Strzok are in prison and being treated like comfort girls.

Posted by: Fisher at December 17, 2019 10:04 PM (K0P6S)

761 Oh-Nood-Tee! Oh-Nood-Tee!

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 10:06 PM (8erNz)

762 Lets be inclusive, and feed them to polar bears, lions and whatever else looks hungry.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 10:06 PM (SyWbj)

763 751 701 Oracle moving their big show out of SF to Vegas will cost SF $46 million in tourism revenue.

That should make the mayor poop in their pants.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Actually SJW's like these people are more concerned with showing their love for junkies and bums who shit in the streets, than in what is best for the citizens who actually work to support themselves.
I don't think they are losing any sleep over what restaurant and hotel owners and their employees are losing.
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Sadly true, the knuckleheads that run San Francisco (into the ground) would rather feel right and good, rather than take care of their people. Just get Sacramento to hand out more welfare payments. Oracle attendees will enjoy all the fun of Sin City and enjoy not trudging through the 2019 version of Paris in 1119.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 17, 2019 10:08 PM (W+kMI)

764 I was going to say "Needs more Zaporozhian Cossack", but BackwardsBoy (#150) beat me to it.

"What kind of kinght art thou that thou canst not slay a hedgehog with thy arse?"

Posted by: rocketride at December 17, 2019 10:56 PM (devKg)

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